Post by flo on Sept 18, 2023 16:49:26 GMT -5
"Finally... after months of touring various Florida locations like New York, the rabid spirit of Floridian wrestling has decided to conquer the United Kingdom."
Florida Man saunters down the streets of Cardiff like he owns the place.
Time to check out those sweet Welsh sights.
The Red Dragon Centre.
The Hollywood Bowl.
...Yeah, Florida Man is exploring the culture by going bowling.
A series of jump cuts takes us to the lanes where Florida Man gets a strike on a 10 pin set.
Florida Man:
Howdy WUK. Looks like I'm part of a little Battle Royal to get preferential treatment at the Battle for Britain Rumble.
Get the last slot?
......I don't want that.
I don't need that.
The Rumble will be far more interesting with MAXIMUM Floridian Fighting Spirit.
So why am I in this battle royal? Well... y'all just had your J-RoK crossover event, and I made my presence felt in a battle royal there. Only I wasn't an official participant, so for all the bodies I tiggity took out, there was no real number attached to my dang exploits. I killed it, but felt left out. So I'm just here looking forward to mix it up with the WUK superstars. I could talk smack about each of the other bodies... about how John Blade seems to redefine the term big dick energy, or marvel at Kasper Van Zant being in a match with twenty wrestlers she isn't related too. But I don't know them. For me this is a Battle for Britain preamble, a WUK sampler, a chance for me to get to know y'all - so I can figure out whose asses I needs to kick at the PPV. As it stands the only folks I've crossed paths with are Neon Bushido, and the way that encounter ended, I'm always down for round 2. Do what I can to asset tyselfasa serious Rumble threat, without wearing myself down from my tag defence later...
Now I hear you.
"Florida Man, if you're so threatened by the XHF tag straps, why not go out of your way to destroy Mormo and Moloch, to sink their tag chances?" No need. Epcot Mafia and diggity Dark Stars is gonna put on the superior tag match without cheating...... and besides, even though I'm the OUTSIDER MENACE - I want WUK to pick up the tag belts. A testament to our superior tag wrestling, of which me and Marty are the real champs. So if Mormo or Moloch cross me I'm dumping them out -got to establish my dominance, but REALLY HURT them to the point where it would screw their chances? No need. That's what the Battle of Britai is for...
Nah. This is a meet and greet...
...So WUK, y'all stack 'em up...
Florida Man hurls another ball down the lane. Strike.
Florida Man:
I'll knock 'em down.
Shooting the camera a toothy grin, FML turns back to the bowling aisle as the scene fades.
Florida Man saunters down the streets of Cardiff like he owns the place.
Time to check out those sweet Welsh sights.
The Red Dragon Centre.
The Hollywood Bowl.
...Yeah, Florida Man is exploring the culture by going bowling.
A series of jump cuts takes us to the lanes where Florida Man gets a strike on a 10 pin set.
Florida Man:
Howdy WUK. Looks like I'm part of a little Battle Royal to get preferential treatment at the Battle for Britain Rumble.
Get the last slot?
......I don't want that.
I don't need that.
The Rumble will be far more interesting with MAXIMUM Floridian Fighting Spirit.
So why am I in this battle royal? Well... y'all just had your J-RoK crossover event, and I made my presence felt in a battle royal there. Only I wasn't an official participant, so for all the bodies I tiggity took out, there was no real number attached to my dang exploits. I killed it, but felt left out. So I'm just here looking forward to mix it up with the WUK superstars. I could talk smack about each of the other bodies... about how John Blade seems to redefine the term big dick energy, or marvel at Kasper Van Zant being in a match with twenty wrestlers she isn't related too. But I don't know them. For me this is a Battle for Britain preamble, a WUK sampler, a chance for me to get to know y'all - so I can figure out whose asses I needs to kick at the PPV. As it stands the only folks I've crossed paths with are Neon Bushido, and the way that encounter ended, I'm always down for round 2. Do what I can to asset tyselfasa serious Rumble threat, without wearing myself down from my tag defence later...
Now I hear you.
"Florida Man, if you're so threatened by the XHF tag straps, why not go out of your way to destroy Mormo and Moloch, to sink their tag chances?" No need. Epcot Mafia and diggity Dark Stars is gonna put on the superior tag match without cheating...... and besides, even though I'm the OUTSIDER MENACE - I want WUK to pick up the tag belts. A testament to our superior tag wrestling, of which me and Marty are the real champs. So if Mormo or Moloch cross me I'm dumping them out -got to establish my dominance, but REALLY HURT them to the point where it would screw their chances? No need. That's what the Battle of Britai is for...
Nah. This is a meet and greet...
...So WUK, y'all stack 'em up...
Florida Man hurls another ball down the lane. Strike.
Florida Man:
I'll knock 'em down.
Shooting the camera a toothy grin, FML turns back to the bowling aisle as the scene fades.