Future events, such as these, will affect you in the future.
Sept 18, 2023 22:17:22 GMT -5
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Post by Visit Neom on Sept 18, 2023 22:17:22 GMT -5
(We fade up on footage shot TMZ style at Port Canaveral. The scene is a bustling cruise terminal, where Marty Donovan and Ollie Oldham step out of a taxi with suitcases. Both are dressed in Steamboat Willie Hawaiian shirts and yacht captain hats. Marty's arm is still in a sling. The reporter / cameraman rushes towards the couple.)
Reporter: Marty! Marty! Marty! Is it true you plan to intentionally drop the WUK tag titles to Dark Star in exchange for them providing winning lottery ticket numbers? Are you rigging matches with time travelers?
Marty: We have a boat to catch, so I'll make this quick. Any rumors of me offering to lose matches on purpose in order to cheat the Florida Lottery belong in Fantasyland. They aren't true. Yes, I soon plan on dropping something, but it isn't the title. It is my hot, tanned body down the Aquadunk waterslide.
Ollie: Babe, no. The doctor said your shoulder isn't strong enough yet.
Marty: That geek is just jealous of the unlimited, free soft drinks we'll be enjoying.
Reporter: But Marty, what about your partner, Florida Man? Some say there's tension between you two after he pretended to be a dying child. Is this all a scheme to rid yourself of that fan boat fanatic?
(Marty tries to maintain a diplomatic smile.)
Marty: A little Florida Man goes a long way, but he's my tag team partner. That is sacred. Sometimes, partnerships are like a cruise ship water slide, full of twists and turns. Ups and downs! At the end of the day though, they are a lot of fun and perfectly safe to go on while you have an arm in a sling.
(Ollie sighs.)
(Marty's face pales as he exchanges a worried glance with Ollie.)
Marty: That's...that's a misunderstanding. This is gotcha journalism! I was asking what the half time shows will be. I'm just a lover of music! I would never bet on sports!
Reporter: Admit it, Marty! You're for sale!
Marty: Look, I'm the good guy here. The Dark Stars are snake oil salesmen. If they're from the future they shouldn't be concerned with wrestling matches. They should be using their technology and knowledge to make the world a better place.
Ollie: The least they could do is respond to my email about what Saturdays in September 2024 will have the nicest weather for an outdoor ceremony and reception!
Marty: What? You trying to arrange a high school graduation or something?
(Ollie shakes her head and walks off. A confused Marty follows after and the shot fades out.)