She a bad lil' bitch, she a rebel (EOD)

[Kasper Van Slam]

Moments before Kasper was supposed to hit he ring for the Welsh Homecoming she was sat down backstage. Topher had sat her down in front of a camera he himself behind.

[VO Topher]"you signed up for this, don't look so worried."

Kasper: "I'm not worried, what do you want me to do?"

"I want you to be angry, a little fucking fired up Kasp, you got pretty disrespected. Tell'em how you feel about it be loud about it, because your little splashes aren't going to measure to shit in a blizzard where you're going okay?"

Kasper snapped her head up, brows furrowed. Still the old man made sense. She bit her lip staring past him at the WUK banner hanging in the back. She spoke not looking at the camera focused on her.

"I guess I'm past introductions and moving into long winded ramblings, I'm not important enough to be considered a threat."

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Electric blue eyes finally snapped to the camera.

"Alexander I'm going to address you first and in all the ways as disrespectful as possible, I'll even say it so you might understand...which means I'm being condescending, yes that means I'm talking down to you. But with all that racket from your lips a flapping I'm assuming you won't notice. My Daddy always says, should you choose to act like an imbecile in turn you'll be treated."[/color]

She stood grabbing her imaginary dick and doing a little bop thing.

"The only top Ramen about you Alexander is your noodle dick, out of the other two no cap I look forward to kicking you in the mouth first! You look like someone who has never been just blasted in the mouth well bub let me promise you this I have the remedy for that. My first advancing win will be with you on YOUR back, just like the pretty bitch you are...and that's all I got to say about that."[/color]

Kasper sits back down, she rubs both hands up her face and into her hair.

"Steve Awesome. We've flirted a bit on the internet but I'm ignoring your messages until this is over k? K. I gotta know if you are okay with losing to girls because it seems we've been selected as partners, I mean Eszie has bequeathed the other pin to me and you're stuck with a shrimp dick which alone means we've got the upper hand plus I'll be damned if I'm getting any of her Schwächling-Kampfkünste on me no sir that doesn't sound Awesome...just think for a bit...this is a tournament...all for one right? We can't all go on, right? How far are you going to ride with that dingle berry attached to your chin? But bring me flowers okay handsome? You can give them to me after I win! Don't let chivalry die."[/color]

Kasper leans back in the steel chair she's sitting on kicking her legs out.

"Esmeralda, cousin, probably distantly...whatever...thanks for the encouraging words and the invitation, it does feel good to be out from under the shadows of my Father but I'll be honest it feels good to say I can stand on my own. I don't need your help to win darlin' and I'm not extending the same sentiments either we can stay out of each other's way though. That'll work just fine because like with Steve I don't want any hard feelings going into the next round if it's against you..."[/color]

Kasper sighed heavily scratching her chin.

"Everyone talks a lot out here in this big wide world, it's tiring really....but I can promise every boot strapped heathen in this tournament that no one recognizes me now but when this all ends and I've disassociate a few of y'all...I'll be remembered...there won't be a jaw cracked or a boot tasted that you'll all say...damn that Kasper Van Zant is bad little bitch....see y'all in Utah..."[/color]

Kasper blows a kiss.[/blockquote]