Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Oct 6, 2023 19:37:40 GMT -5
*Fog rolls over the hills as the camera takes in the sights of Scotland. It’s uh, not much. Hills, glens, moors maybe, sheep, lotta green. But this early morning emerald delight is soon interrupted by our protagonist, Lord Dominicus. The MOST EVIL ENTITY IN ALL OF GREAT BRITAIN comes into the frame and takes his role as our guide.*
LD: Ah, take in the fresh air. Now this is one of the few benefits of working for a company that’s not stateside.
*He takes in a deep breath.*
LD: So….evil…..
*After enjoying the Scottish morning, Dominicus returns to his senses.*
LD: During my time here in the XHF Network, many have questioned why my title is “THE REAL” Lord Dominicus. They think, “Well of course he’s real, is there another Lord Dominicus?” Some joke about the title, because it’s like when somebody insists that everything is fine even though you didn’t ask- thus implying the opposite. So is there a darker Lord Dominicus waiting around the corner?
*He pauses before answering to give a bit of dramatic tension.*
LD: No of course not. I don’t proclaim to be WUK’s VANTABLACK SAVIOR for nothing. There is no darker black than Vantablack. So then why the insistence on being REAL?
*Dominicus brings up his hands, both of them have the index finger extended and his hands are together. Then he splits his hands apart with a symbolic “1” on each.*
LD: Because there is another Lord Dominicus. You see long ago there was only one of us, the Original Lord Dominicus. His identity is not shrouded in darkness in the company where he came from, or the company where he currently works- when he’s Lord Dominicus, anyway. However THAT Lord Dominicus was a joke.
*Short beat for people at home to comment that WUK’s LD is a joke tho.*
LD: THAT Lord Dominicus, the original, was a generic super villain who had/has a penchant for weird sexual fetishes including bestiality and incest. However, one day I donned the mantle of Lord Dominicus in an effort to get into his head. Indeed, Wrestle: United Kingdom- I am not the first Lord Dominicus.
*He DominiThinks back on those days as he and the camera slowly move their way through the nature of Scotland.*
LD: But then the oddest thing happened. I built a DARK CABAL, I gained the interests of the fans, I stole the spotlight. I wasn’t just some mockery of a joke- no I had become the prime example of what being Lord Domincus was. The name Lord Domincus went from being the title of a loser to that of somebody who was consistently in contention for the top of the company. I wasn’t SOME Lord Domincus, I became THE Lord Dominicus.
*The DARKEST OF EVILS points to himself with his thumb.*
LD: And so, though I am not the original, I am the REAL deal. But my REAL-ness extends beyond some old fight in some old company that you can actually watch on the XHF Network because Mongo bought the rights to their archives. You see even here in the XHF Network I have proven my right to the title. When I entered AWF there was a guy calling himself “The Family Man”- and yet he didn’t even take care of his family! All he did was wrestle against their wishes while his wife took care of his kids.
*Dominicus shakes his head as he continues his trek with the camera following.*
LD: Meanwhile it turned out that one of my former henchman’s wife and child lived in the local area. Feeling responsible for his horrible death via a cement mixer I did my best to forcibly insert myself into their lives. I became the father that the young boy never had, and despite her protests and frequently locking me outside except when the child needed a babysitter I became a better husband to the woman-
*DominiCough*
LD: …because “Dirty” Jason Stungun was a good henchman and was always at my side…
*Cough cough DominiCough*
LD: So in essence I became THE REAL family man of AWF too! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! In NPW, a company many consider the spiritual predecessor to W:UK two men felt they were the top of the company. “Antiquated” Alex Turner and Eric Dane struggled against each other and against good taste to show the world just how on top of NPW were.
*He chuckles to himself.*
LD: But while they struggled and worked and schemed do you know what I did? I won LITERALLY EVERY SINGLES TITLE in the company. I became THE ONLY SINGLES CHAMP in NPW. I had become the REAL top of the company because that’s who I am; I am the REAL Lord Dominicus.
*Once again he points authoritatively at himself with his thumb.*
LD: ME! And so Wesley Crane, the so-called “High Roller,” now I’m after your perch. You like to fancy yourself as the REAL head of WUK. I mean after all, you’ve been champ- and you’ve been constantly in the main event realm. But you were merely filler material until my arrival. That’s not meant to be an insult, you should be proud to be the warm-up act for the REAL BLACK KING of this empire. And you should be honored that I’m taking my time to fight you despite you just being a figurehead of the transition period the company has been in for a few months.
*He pauses and then leans in.*
LD: Because after all, I am the current REAL number one contender. I won that right at the WUK vs J-ROK show to crown the BEST IN THE WORLD….which I guess makes me the REAL Best in the World as well!
*He DominiPonders on that one for a moment. Nodding to himself.*
LD: But don’t fear, Mr. Crane. I won’t be putting in a token effort for a match that’s largely only symbolic- because to me the symbolism is everything. By toppling the accepted uncrowned king of Wrestle: United Kingdom I shall become the REAL Uncrowned King here. And when you are laying out in the middle of the ring plays as my music plays I will have made my REAL impact on this company and I will once again show that I am the REAL deal I claim to be…..assuming the referee doesn’t lose a contact or something and make some sort of mistake.
*A bit more walking.*
LD: So while you might see me as just another pretender to your currently MIA throne- blasted Kalmin Watts- know today that for me this is very REAL. And I will bring to you a very REAL battle to achieve my goals. Wrestle: United Kingdom is MINE and soon you’ll see that being a vassal to my DARK RULE will be your reality- and maybe even your delight. Ah! We’re here!
*Dominicus waves the camera closer as he points to a small area filled with stringed-off squares. In the center of them are various flags. LD gestures towards one of the many squares of land, in the center of which is a black flag.*
LD: Oh, did you think that the “Lord” in my title was just a put on? Oh no, it’s very REAL. Though locally they call me “Laird” Dominicus, once again it is clear that there is only one REAL LORD DOMINICUS- me.
*He squares back up for the camera.*
LD: I know who I am, Wesley Crane. I know what my destiny is. My claim upon W:UK might seem like a fantasy to you, especially considering my history with this company. But I can assure you that now that I am able to give Wrestle: United Kingdom my focus that all of my words will soon become a VANTABLACK REALITY. And my SUPREME DARKNESS will sweep across this company!
*The camera looks at the square foot of land that Lord Dominicus owns. In the morning light LD casts a shadow over it, and as he stretches his arms out that shadow extends over the land owned by several other suckers who paid for the “Lord” title’s plots. Symbolism is everything. Fade out.*
LD: Ah, take in the fresh air. Now this is one of the few benefits of working for a company that’s not stateside.
*He takes in a deep breath.*
LD: So….evil…..
*After enjoying the Scottish morning, Dominicus returns to his senses.*
LD: During my time here in the XHF Network, many have questioned why my title is “THE REAL” Lord Dominicus. They think, “Well of course he’s real, is there another Lord Dominicus?” Some joke about the title, because it’s like when somebody insists that everything is fine even though you didn’t ask- thus implying the opposite. So is there a darker Lord Dominicus waiting around the corner?
*He pauses before answering to give a bit of dramatic tension.*
LD: No of course not. I don’t proclaim to be WUK’s VANTABLACK SAVIOR for nothing. There is no darker black than Vantablack. So then why the insistence on being REAL?
*Dominicus brings up his hands, both of them have the index finger extended and his hands are together. Then he splits his hands apart with a symbolic “1” on each.*
LD: Because there is another Lord Dominicus. You see long ago there was only one of us, the Original Lord Dominicus. His identity is not shrouded in darkness in the company where he came from, or the company where he currently works- when he’s Lord Dominicus, anyway. However THAT Lord Dominicus was a joke.
*Short beat for people at home to comment that WUK’s LD is a joke tho.*
LD: THAT Lord Dominicus, the original, was a generic super villain who had/has a penchant for weird sexual fetishes including bestiality and incest. However, one day I donned the mantle of Lord Dominicus in an effort to get into his head. Indeed, Wrestle: United Kingdom- I am not the first Lord Dominicus.
*He DominiThinks back on those days as he and the camera slowly move their way through the nature of Scotland.*
LD: But then the oddest thing happened. I built a DARK CABAL, I gained the interests of the fans, I stole the spotlight. I wasn’t just some mockery of a joke- no I had become the prime example of what being Lord Domincus was. The name Lord Domincus went from being the title of a loser to that of somebody who was consistently in contention for the top of the company. I wasn’t SOME Lord Domincus, I became THE Lord Dominicus.
*The DARKEST OF EVILS points to himself with his thumb.*
LD: And so, though I am not the original, I am the REAL deal. But my REAL-ness extends beyond some old fight in some old company that you can actually watch on the XHF Network because Mongo bought the rights to their archives. You see even here in the XHF Network I have proven my right to the title. When I entered AWF there was a guy calling himself “The Family Man”- and yet he didn’t even take care of his family! All he did was wrestle against their wishes while his wife took care of his kids.
*Dominicus shakes his head as he continues his trek with the camera following.*
LD: Meanwhile it turned out that one of my former henchman’s wife and child lived in the local area. Feeling responsible for his horrible death via a cement mixer I did my best to forcibly insert myself into their lives. I became the father that the young boy never had, and despite her protests and frequently locking me outside except when the child needed a babysitter I became a better husband to the woman-
*DominiCough*
LD: …because “Dirty” Jason Stungun was a good henchman and was always at my side…
*Cough cough DominiCough*
LD: So in essence I became THE REAL family man of AWF too! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! In NPW, a company many consider the spiritual predecessor to W:UK two men felt they were the top of the company. “Antiquated” Alex Turner and Eric Dane struggled against each other and against good taste to show the world just how on top of NPW were.
*He chuckles to himself.*
LD: But while they struggled and worked and schemed do you know what I did? I won LITERALLY EVERY SINGLES TITLE in the company. I became THE ONLY SINGLES CHAMP in NPW. I had become the REAL top of the company because that’s who I am; I am the REAL Lord Dominicus.
*Once again he points authoritatively at himself with his thumb.*
LD: ME! And so Wesley Crane, the so-called “High Roller,” now I’m after your perch. You like to fancy yourself as the REAL head of WUK. I mean after all, you’ve been champ- and you’ve been constantly in the main event realm. But you were merely filler material until my arrival. That’s not meant to be an insult, you should be proud to be the warm-up act for the REAL BLACK KING of this empire. And you should be honored that I’m taking my time to fight you despite you just being a figurehead of the transition period the company has been in for a few months.
*He pauses and then leans in.*
LD: Because after all, I am the current REAL number one contender. I won that right at the WUK vs J-ROK show to crown the BEST IN THE WORLD….which I guess makes me the REAL Best in the World as well!
*He DominiPonders on that one for a moment. Nodding to himself.*
LD: But don’t fear, Mr. Crane. I won’t be putting in a token effort for a match that’s largely only symbolic- because to me the symbolism is everything. By toppling the accepted uncrowned king of Wrestle: United Kingdom I shall become the REAL Uncrowned King here. And when you are laying out in the middle of the ring plays as my music plays I will have made my REAL impact on this company and I will once again show that I am the REAL deal I claim to be…..assuming the referee doesn’t lose a contact or something and make some sort of mistake.
*A bit more walking.*
LD: So while you might see me as just another pretender to your currently MIA throne- blasted Kalmin Watts- know today that for me this is very REAL. And I will bring to you a very REAL battle to achieve my goals. Wrestle: United Kingdom is MINE and soon you’ll see that being a vassal to my DARK RULE will be your reality- and maybe even your delight. Ah! We’re here!
*Dominicus waves the camera closer as he points to a small area filled with stringed-off squares. In the center of them are various flags. LD gestures towards one of the many squares of land, in the center of which is a black flag.*
LD: Oh, did you think that the “Lord” in my title was just a put on? Oh no, it’s very REAL. Though locally they call me “Laird” Dominicus, once again it is clear that there is only one REAL LORD DOMINICUS- me.
*He squares back up for the camera.*
LD: I know who I am, Wesley Crane. I know what my destiny is. My claim upon W:UK might seem like a fantasy to you, especially considering my history with this company. But I can assure you that now that I am able to give Wrestle: United Kingdom my focus that all of my words will soon become a VANTABLACK REALITY. And my SUPREME DARKNESS will sweep across this company!
*The camera looks at the square foot of land that Lord Dominicus owns. In the morning light LD casts a shadow over it, and as he stretches his arms out that shadow extends over the land owned by several other suckers who paid for the “Lord” title’s plots. Symbolism is everything. Fade out.*
