Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 2, 2017 4:25:58 GMT -5
*"Send The Pain Below" by Chevelle hits as clips of Scorpion vs. Reeshi at Night Of Champions II is shown. The clips from NOC end with Scorpion holding the XHF Title in the air, and then turns into a hellacious Gore from Rhein. Shots of more attacks from Rhein onto Scorpion is shown, as the vocals hit.*
"I like having hurt,
So send the pain below where I need it,
You used to beg me to take care of things,
And smile at the thought of me failing.
But long before, having hurt,
I'd send the pain below,
I'd send the pain below."
*The chorus hits and clips from Scorpion vs. Rhein for the Ultimate Title is shown, as Rheins voice is heard in the back.*
Rhein: Now, you look at Scorpion, and you see what? A former United States Champion, a former European Champion, a former Ultimate Champion. He's the winner of this years XHF Rumble, and went on to win the main event of Night of Champions II. But, then, that's it. He's done nothing else. Nothing. Zilch. Squat. And, that is why I need to take my title back. Scorpion, you little face painted freak, you need to grow up, take off your paint, and fight like a man. Scorpion, prepare yourself, because you are about to...
*Shots from Rheins and The Dark Parades attack is shown, as Rhein finishes his catchphrase.*
Rhein: Scorpion, you are about...to....get...stung.
*Shots of Scorpion pinning Rhein winning the Ultimate Title is shown, and Scorpion voice is heard as the song enters the verse after its chorus*
Scorpion: You TRIED Rhein, but it wasn't enough. Your not stopping me Rhein I am coming for you. Bring that Kendo stick again my friend, and bring those lackeys of yours. All I need is myself, my bat, and to retrieve my title from it's position above the ring. Rhein, Sunday, for all the attacks you have placed on me in the past month, Retribution shall be mine.
*Shots of the two staring at each other is shown, and then a ladder with a title belt above it. During the second chorus Chris Adams and Destructions tag team shots are shown, with Chris Adams knocking Rat Bastard down with a clothesline. The song enters the verse after the second chorus, as Rat is talking.*
Rat: :"You must feel so special Adams. You have finally come into your own. You have your face plasted all over 3 whole pages of the XHF magazine, 3 pages all to your self, no Chris Williams, Just you. Your going to Retribution, all by yourself, to challenge for one of the top titles in the XHF. Well i shouldn't say all alone, because its me who has brought you this far. It is I who have let you tag along with me on this wild ride. It is me who you should be thanking for this nice little picture and article in the magazine. I am the one who is making these people ask the question, Is Chris Adams the Next Big Thing. I want them to hope and pray that your are, I want them to expect you to finally dethrone the XHFs resident bad boy at Retribution."
*Clips of Rat knocking Rat out from behind is shown, with Adams talking.*
Adams: This Sunday, it's about pride. I'm actually trusting you to not bring Mongo Corp down. I'm actually trusting that you won't try to pull any stunts. Because, you can prove the whole world wrong, and you can make yourself the best in the business...or you can show us what we've always thought of you as, the little fucking punk who tries to talk big.
*The last chorus of the song hits, and clips from both the Chris Adams/Rat Bastard feud and the Scorpion/Rhein feud is shown, and once it ends, the camera shows the arena as Pyros explode, revealing the Retribution set.*
Cole: Welcome to Retribution everybody!
*The begining guitair rif's of System of a Down's "Spiders" slowly begins to play. Verse one begins as on the Xtreme-Tron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp. Venom slides in the ring as the second verse hits and jumps around in a circle. As the Chorus hits again he pulls off the hood of his trench vest and runs to the top turnbuckle taunting out to the crowd. He then runs across the other side of the ring and repeates the routine. As the song becomes slaow again Venom stands in his corner and takes off his vest as the song ends. "Shooter" hits the speakers as the lights flash between black and blue. Chris Benoit then comes out and makes his way down the ramp and into the arena.*
King: Venom is stupid.
Cole: What about Benoit?
King: Ahhh he sucks.
Cole: Oh, fair enough
Mongo: Yeah, Id say both are washed up like a piece of old crappy driftwood
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the slow, yet daunting tune of "Re-Align" by Godsmack hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a blood red spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of the newly-formed "Kinetic Kollision Killers" duo themselves, Fury & Renegade appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, the two strut cockily on down the ramp to an onslaught of boos from the crowd. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on into the ring, both men set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, they climb down from their respective turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the inevitable emergence of their opponents..*
King: Its true Fury is the man.
Cole: You know he once tagged with Venom?
King: Yeah and Fury carried his ass.
Mongo: Im just glad that whole charade is over, LONG LIVE KKK!
Cole: Mongo, do you have any idea what you just said?!
Mongo: Yeah, I said that the Kinetic Kollision Killers should have long lives
Cole: You know what, never mind
King: Where were you going with that Cole?
Cole: Nowhere, nowhere at all
Chris Benoit and Venom vs. Kinetic Kollision Killers
*Benoit and Fury decide to start off the match as Fury clotheslines the crippler from behind and tries to lock in a quick boston crab but Benoit is able to roll out of it sending Fury into the ropes, he bounces back and Benoit nails him with a powerslam. Benoit gets to his feet with Fury in his arms and hooks him he then snaps him over with a quick suplex and then rolls through lifts him up and does it again, rolls through again lifts him up and snaps him over hard one more time.*
King: Cole, Benoit is kicking Furys ass!
Cole: Yes he is King
King: Make him stop for god sakes!
*Benoit gets to his feet and ascends the turnbuckle he stays perched on top as Fury rolls around he then takes flight and crashes down hard with the Diving Head Butt! Benoit makes the cover looking for the quick win but Renegade breaks the cover at 2. The ref works on getting Renegade out of the ring as he lays the boots to Benoit, Fury gets up and nails Benoit with a release German suplex from out of nowhere! Benoit lays on the ground holding his head in pain as Fury tags in Renegade. Renegade powers over to Benoit, lifts him up and slams him down hard with a savage powerbomb! He tries for the cover but Venom breaks up the pin.*
King: Damnit Venom! Kick his ass Renegade!
Cole: Youre brutal you know this right?
King: Your point being?
Cole: Nothing, just thought Id point it out
Mongo: Now there, you better start putting points to your words
*Benoit kicks Renegade in the sack and shoves him over with his foot he crawls over and makes the tag to Venom Venom quickly gets to the top rope and takes flight connecting with a huge missile dropkick to Renegade! Venom runs over and knocks Fury off the apron and then nails Renegade with a standing leg drop. Renegade begins to fight his way back to his feet as Venom lays the blows onto his dome Renegade grabs Venom by his tights and tosses him to the ropes he then takes Venom down with a big boot on the rebound!*
Mongo: Im always a fan of the big boot
Cole: Will we be seeing that from you tonight?
Mongo: Yes, off of the tower, to the ground
Cole: is that where youll go?
Mongo: Pfft, of course not, its my own damn match, and without a good wrestler to worry about, the fact that I designed the match will give me the win
*Fury gets in the ring and kicks Venom in the gut he hooks his arms and nails him with the Furification! Benoit hits the ring and begins his assault with the multiple German suplexes on Renegade he finally lets go after 3 and then gets into it with Fury. The two men throw rights and lefts at each other and then finally end up going over the top rope and to the outside. Renegade crawls over and drapes the arm over Venom, 1 2 VENOM GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Renegade gets to his feet and begins pounding on Venom, he tosses him to the ropes but Venom springs off and hits a moonsault DDT! He gets to his feet and stalks Renegade Renegade finally finds his way to his feet and Venom moves in he grabs the arms and nails him with the Xed Out! He makes the cover, 1 2 3!*
Winners: Venom & Chris Benoit
King: Well crap!
Mongo: God damn them! Theyll learn soon enough not to mess with the KKK!
Cole: Oh really? And what are they going to do, burn crosses outside of Beniots house?
Mongo: Hmmm, thats not a bad idea
Cole: I really need to learn to shut up
King: I agree, you do need to learn to shut up
*"Sex And Candy" by Marcy Playground begins to play over the PA as the arena begins flashing between blue and black. Ryan Klark emerges from the back wearing a black revolutionary trench coat, walking at a sort of relaxed pace receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd. Klark slowly makes his way down the ramp seemingly not even noticing everyone in attendance, he rolls into the ring under the bottom rope and makes his way over the opposite side where he takes a seat in the corner as his music dies down.*
Cole: Ryan Klark looks to be in good form tonight
Mongo: He better be, hes taking on Platinum for god sakes
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.*
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
*With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through that and the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at the Cruiserweight Title which is resting around his waist. He gives it a rub, showing off his accomplishment before he takes off, running down the ramp. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the booing fans. Platinum jumps down, giving the platinum "P" and his Cruiserweight Championship to the timekeeper.*
Mongo: Man, this is gonna be great, Platinum always puts on a great show
XHF Cruiserweight Championship
Ryan Klark vs. Platinum
*The ref calls for the bell as Ryan Clark bounces from side to side ready for a fight. Platinum cockily waves off his competitor and turns towards a lady in the front row and begins to flirt with her. Ryan Clark becomes enraged by this and starts screaming at the Champion. Platinum raises his hand motioning for Ryan Clark to stop and Ryan Clark runs at him as Platinum again turns away. Platinum hears him coming and leap frogs him then rolls him up from behind for a quick pin attempt and a two count. Ryan Clark gets to his knees and starts to get to his feet but cannot get all the way up as Platinum jumps up and drops his opponent with a low dropkick. Platinum springs to his feet and throws out his arms as asking for praise from the fans, but receives none as Ryan Clark pulls himself up in the corner shaking his head. Platinum stares at Clark with a cocky grin as Clarks face shows true intensity as he slowly moves to the center of the ring. Both men meet with a tie up and Platinum has a hip toss reversed into a hip toss from Clark. Clark gets up quickly as does Platinum, but Clark with a fury of speed sends Platinum backwards over the top rope with a horrific clothesline. Clark steps back towards the center of the ring as Platinum slowly gets to his feet and Clark runs and springboards to the outside connecting with a flying spear he calls Soul Reaver.*
Cole: Soul Reaver!
*Clark is a bit dazed from the landing as Platinum is barely showing signs of life. Clark gets to his feet and grunts as he shakes off his pain and begins to lift the Cruiserweight Champion to his feet. Clark looks over at the announcers table with a look of evil intentions, but as he turns back to Platinum he is greeted with a rake to the eyes and Platinum quickly grabs him by the head followed by ramming it into the announcers table. Clark is dazed and Platinum leaves him standing and begins to climb onto the ring apron. Clark shakes his head and grabs Platinum by the leg. Platinum kicks back knocking him off then turns and jumps at Clark planting him with a tornado DDT. Platinum gets up a bit slow but lifts Clark up as well and rolls in the ring. Platinum gets up to the apron and looks down at the still down Ryan Clark and then out to the crowd before springing over the top with a senton splash, but Ryan Clark rolls out of the way. Platinum is able to recover quickly and rolls though. Platinum rolls up and to his feet then bounces off the ropes and slides at Clark connecting with a Baseball slide that sends Clark rolling out of the ring. Platinum then springs to his feet and watches as Clark gets his feet. Platinum runs against the ropes and flies over the top rope for a suicide dive on Ryan Clark, but suicide is the key word as Clark side steps it at the last moment.*
Mongo: No! Damn you Ryan Clark!
*Ryan Clark slowly moves over Platinum, who aside from rolling onto his back, has not moved an inch since his crash landing. Clark kneels down over the fallen Champion and lifts the back of his head then begins to tear into him with a barrage of punches to the face. Platinum is slightly cut from the punches delivered from Ryan Clark and this becomes visible when Clark stops the attacks and lifts Platinum to his feet before whipping him into the ring steps. Platinum crashes into the back first and he screams out in pain. Clark smiles at the sound of Platinum in pain and charges at him knee first but Platinum moves out of the way. Clark is able to avoid hitting with full force, but is still hurt. Clark stomps on Platinum before lifting him up and sliding him in the ring. Clark slides in right after him and makes the cover but only gets a two as Platinum got his foot on the ropes.*
Mongo: A nice veteran move there from Platinum
*Ryan Clark slams his hand down in anger before getting to his feet. Platinum rolls away from his challenger and slowly gets to his feet much to the surprise of Clark. Clark takes a step back and stalks the champion and as he turns around Clark springs at him and connects perfectly with a super kick and Platinum is down again. It seems that fatigue is setting in on Clark as he does not make the cover right away because he takes a quick breather. Clark does make the cover but he took to long and Platinum kicks out. Clark is outraged after this one and he gets to his feet and gets in the refs face a bit, but then backs off as he realizes the title is in his grasps. Ryan Clark then lifts the Champion to his feet and calls for the end. Clark lifts him up for the End of Redemption, but before he can send Platinum across his knee Platinum turns the momentum around and reverses the move into a neck breaker. Both men lay flat on the mat for several seconds until Platinum rolls over and drapes his arm across the chest of Clark, but Clark kicks out. Platinum then rolls off of Clark and the adrenaline seems to start running through the veins of Platinum as he springs to his feet with a kick up. Clark slowly sits up and Platinum runs and drop kicks him in the back of the head then gets right back to his feet again and dives over the still sitting Clark and grabs the neck for another neck breaker. Clark falls back on his back and Platinum climbs to the top rope. Platinum looks down at his opponent from the top before flying off and hitting a picture perfect Money Maker. Platinum makes the cover and retains his title.*
Winner: Platinum
Mongo: Damn right he wins
*The lights dim and Slayer's "South Of Heaven" starts. The guitar riffs start out slowly and continue on for about forty seconds, the drums kick in and leads the crowd into the theme of "Primetime" Chris Sanders. Gold confetti shoots into the air in simultaneous movement with the drum beats. The vocals kick in as the crowd watches the entrance way, for Chris Sanders.*
"An unforseen future nestled somewhere in time
Unsuspecting victims no warnings no sign
Judgement day the second coming arrives
Before you see the light you must die!"
*One big gold pyro explodes at the end of the verse and from the smoke stands "Primetime" Chris Sanders along with Trish Stratus, Stratus starts making her way towards the ring as her boyfriend stands in the entrance way longer, with his back towards the ring.*
"Forgotten children confirm a new faith
Advidity and lust controlled by hate
The never ending search for your shattered sanity
Souls of damnation in their own reality."
*Sanders turns and slowly makes his way to the ring, ignoring the fans. He stares at the ring, where Trish is now straddling the second rope, basically to get a cheap pop from the fans. Sanders continues his path.*
"Chaos rampant in an age of distrust
Confrontations impulsive habitat
Bastard sons begat your cunting daughter
premiscuis mothers with your incestuist fathers
Ingrate souls condemned forr all eternity
Observe by moral judgement in dominary deity..."
*Sanders steps into the ring and goes to the right corner, where his girlfriend assists him with his boxing robe, after taking the robe off he gets on the top turnbuckle and raises his fist to the sky and the fans boo him continuously until he gets down, he motions to the entrance way for his opponent to come down, before yawning...making a mockery of his opponent, before he even shows his face.*
Mongo: And Chris Sanders making one of his usual big entrances
King: Yeah, looks nice
*The lights go out and a green searchlight comes across the sage and XtremeTron as the voice of Linkin Park can be heard in the background and the beginning of Faint can be heard. "I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard Handful of complaints but I cant help the fact that everybody can see these scars I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe this is realSo I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do Face away and pretend that I'm not But I'll be here cause you want what I've got" As the chorus begins Decoy is suppose to show but is nowhere to be seen. Sanders doesnt seem to concerned as he decides to go over and have a word with Trish and his sister. The music stops and still no sign of Decoy. Sanders moves back into the middle of the ring, staring up at the ramp. The chorus hits the speakers again and Sanders suddenly drops to the mat, going down hard. The camera pans over to see Decoy with a steel chair! Decoy came through the crowd and cracked the chair over the back of Sanders. Sanders gets to his knees and gets the chair right across the back once again! Decoy picks up Sanders, dropping the chair and immediately drops him with The Wall right on top of the steel chair!*
Cole: Decoy isnt taking his time tonight folks!
XHF European Championship TKO Match
Decoy vs. "Primetime" Chris Sanders w/Trish Stratus
*The referee is checking on Sanders now, sees some signs of movements so decides he cant rule him out just yet, and begins to start the ten count. Sanders is able to get up after eight but as soon as he does, he is greeted by Decoy who shoves him back into the corner and begins to put the boots to him. Sanders gets down into a sitting position, only to have Decoy pick him up once again. Decoy whips Sanders into the far turnbuckle and charges after him but Sanders lunges out with clothesline to take Decoy down. As Decoy gets back up, Decoy gets dropped on his head with a DDT!*
Mongo: Nice DDT from Sanders, thatll show that lowlife
King: I bet well see you do that to Destruction tonight
Mongo: Yeah, lots of times
*Sanders sits there, catching his breath after the surprise attack from Decoy. After a short while, Sanders pulls himself to his feet and begins to take off the top turnbuckle. Sanders turns around and Decoy charges towards him. Sanders picks him up and drops him head first on the exposed turnbuckle! Decoy drops to the mat once again, as his head is beginning to take quite the beating. *
Cole: It seems if Sanders is focusing on Decoys head
Mongo: I think hes trying to break it
*Decoy though, manages to get up again, this time after a count of seven. Decoy staggers his way over to Sanders where Sanders delivers a heavy Hand of Fate! Decoy drops to the mat, and lays there motionless. The referee is ready to just ring the bell as there is absolutely no movement coming from Decoy, but just as he does, his head lifts, and drops back down to the mat. The referee begins the ten count and after a count of five, Decoy has rolled over. Sanders, isnt taking any chances as he grabs him by the head and pulls him over to the corner. Sanders picks up Decoy and delivers a devastating Finishing Touch! Miraculously Decoy is showing signs of movement already, even with the beating his head has taken. Sanders jaw drops in disbelief and he picks up the chair that Decoy brought in earlier. Sanders waits for Decoy to get up and bends the chair right in half over the skull of Decoy. Decoy hits the mat and the referee calls for the bell, Decoys head just cant take anymore.*
Winner and still European Champion :: Chris Sanders
Mongo: And tonight, Primetime isnt Cancelled!
Cole: But look at Decoy!
King: Look at Trish!
Cole: Look at Decoy!
King: Look at-
Cole: No! Look at Decoy! I think hes out cold!
*Sanders looks on as doctors are immediately on the scene checking on Decoy who is not moving in the ring, obviously he has been knocked completely out. They are in there for a minute or two and still no signs of movement from Decoy, Sanders still in the ring, almost in disbelief over the fact that he kept getting up, even with his past of concussions. The doctors finally wave out the ambulance crew. The referee goes over and hands Sanders his European Title, the crowd in a complete hush over the current situation. After applying the neck brace to Decoy, they lift him onto the stretcher before taking him to the back. Sanders goes back to his locker room, with Trish, meanwhile they immediately take Decoy to the ambulance. Venom is there, asking them how he was, and how bad it is, when Mongo arrives and begins talking to the ambulance crew. The camera isnt in close enough to hear what is being said but Mongo begins looking concerned for his fallen XHFer. Suddenly Mongo yells out to the ambulance worker as he walks towards the ambulance door.*
Mongo: Get him the best help the XHF can buy. Hes had a history of concussions, make sure hes okay.
The ambulance leaves, Decoy in the back, and a concerned look on many XHFers in the back, whether they new him or not, its never pleasant to see one of their go down like that in the ring
Cole: This could be bad, real bad
Raven's Gauntlet
Entrants:
Hardcore Harry
Chris Stylz
Perry Saturn
BITCH Dragon
GIZMO Dragon
Ken Shamrock
*"Smells like Teen Spirit" plays over the PA system, as Raven walks down the ramp. Raven climbs the second turnbuckle and extends his wings to the crowd. He takes off his jacket and climbs in the ring and paces for a bit before he gets a mic off of a cameraman and sits in his corner and says...*
Raven: You people treat me like an outcast, like a degenerate, like the odd man out, like an unwanted child. I am sick and tired of being treated with rejectedness. After tonight, you people shall bare witness to the new Raven's Rules heavyweight champion. You people will have no choice but to accept me. You people cheer for people with less talent than I have. You people chose to cheer for people with less intelligent fortitude than I have. Well I'm sick and tired of it. After tonight, you people shall see that for every hero, there's a villain. But in every comic book, there's a master villain, that no matter how many heroes go after him, he still can't be beat. I am that all-powerful creature. The creature known as the Ebony Bird of Yore. The Black Bird of Death. The Ominous, that is, Raven. And GIZMO Dragon shall be the first casualty of the Raven's Rules Gauntlet match. Quoth the Raven,
NEVERMORE
*"Aerodynamic" by Daft Punk hits as GIZMO Dragon emerges from the depths of the Xtremetron to a mixed reaction. He poses on top of the ramp as if a superhero before making a simple journey into the ring and posing again.*
King: Here comes the first victim.
*The match starts as GIZMO yells at Raven with words that don't even sound made up and the two lock up. GIZMO quickly gets behind Raven with wrist lock. Raven reaches around for an escape and grabs the free arm of GIZMO and reverses into a wrist lock of his own. GIZMO then hurries for an escape, but doesn't get a chance as Raven pushes him from behind into the ropes. GIZMO bounces back and is hit with a drop toe hold from Raven. GIZMO is quick to his feet and is greeted by Raven running at him. The much quicker GIZMO is able to react quickly and sends Raven flying with a Monkey toss.*
Cole: GIZMO, is in control of the match so far.
Mongo: I want Raven to win, since hes undefeated, and undefeated people are cool.
Cole: But he lost one match
*Raven rolls out of the ring. Raven leans up against the apron holding one hand on his head and his other rummaging for something from under then ring out of the view of GIZMO Dragon. GIZMO the runs and slides with a baseball slide at Raven but he side steps it and pulls GIZMO out of the ring. GIZMO turns to the black bird of prey and is the recipient of a shot to the head with what appears to be a baking pan that Raven found under the ring. GIZMO falls straight down, but somehow is able to reach the apron and get back up. Raven then drops the baking pan on the mat and as GIZMO gets fully to his feet Raven kicks him in the gut and delivers an Evenflow DDT onto the baking pan. The ref makes the count as Raven makes the cover and GIZMO is eliminated.*
Eliminated: GIZMO Dragon
Cole: And there goes GIZMO!
*His music hits the speakers, and out comes Ken Shamrock, sparks flying in the air, Shamrock standing in the middle of them. When the sparks leave, Ken Shamrock shouts out, and beats himself in the head 3 times different hands, and then shouts out again, continuing down to the ring. He steps up on the steps, to the turnbuckle, as sparks fly out of the turnbuckle going out over him, and a few audience members, as he beats himself in the head a few times again, and shouts out one last time, when he finally steps in the ring.*
King: Heh, this guy wants Scorpion bad.
*As Shamrock makes his way to the ring Raven throws several items that could be used as weapons into the ring then rolls in the ring himself and picks up a steel chair that he threw in there. Shamrock slides into the ring and Raven charges him with the chair and swings it for his head but Shamrock ducks away. Raven turns around and Shamrock catches him with kicks to the ribs of Raven. Raven drops the chair to try and bloc the kicks, but Shamrock stops the kicks and charges Raven with a clothesline that sends him over the top rope and down to the floor outside of the ring. Shamrock screams out with intensity in his voice. Shamrock then climbs out of the ring as Raven gets to his feet and steps right into the arms of the world's most dangerous man and Raven is tossed overhead with a belly to belly suplex. Shamrock then moves over Raven and locks in the Ankle Lock. Raven immediately screams out in pain as Shamrock tightens the hold and contorts the ankle until he screams louder and louder. Raven scrambles around with his hands trying to find something, anything to get him free. Finally, Raven reaches under the ring and pulls out several weapons and begins to throw them at the head of Shamrock. One hits and Shamrock doesn't release. A second hits and the hold is still not broken. Raven reaches again and pulls out what appears to be a bag of tacks and he begins to throw the tacks at the face of Shamrock. One catches Shamrock and cuts his cheek slightly. More tacks are launched that the World's Most Dangerous man until he finally releases the hold. Shamrock now has several small cuts on his face as Raven drops the bag of tacks and the pour out of the bag onto the floor. Raven slowly gets to his feet as Shamrock stalks his competitor until he gets to his feet. Shamrock moves in on Raven and Raven quickly darts out of the way and drop toe holds Shamrock face first into the tacks. Raven crawls over to Shamrock and flips him over onto his back. Shamrock is bleeding profusely from the face and Raven makes the cover 1-2-3.*
Eliminated: Ken Shamrock.
Cole: Two are eliminated!
King: Only four more left.
*Raven then slowly crawls to the ring and slides in. Raven then sits leaning in the corner as the next competitor comes out. Raven looks up at the entrance and no one appears. He looks at the ref and the ref shrugs his shoulders. Raven then pulls him self up to a standing position and picks up a chair and waves towards the entrance for someone to come out. All of a sudden a figure jumps from out of the crowd and slides in the ring behind Raven.*
King: Woah!
Mongo: That was unexpected.
*It is Chris Styles the next entrant in the Gauntlet. Chris spins Raven around and before he can go for a move he is leveled with a chair shot from Raven. Styles falls in a heap and Raven makes the cover 1-2-3.*
Eliminated: Chris Styles
Cole: And that was quick.
*Perry Saturn runs from the crowd, and slides into the ring, and he and Raven are face to face. Raven laughs, but Saturn doesnt waste any time and knocks Raven down with a right hand. Raven falls down and Saturn stops on him, and then goes under the ring and grabs a bat. He slides into the ring but Raven stops him, and begins to stomp on him. Raven takes a chair that was used earlier, and cracks Saturn in the back of the head. Saturn holds his head in pain, and Raven drops the chair and lifts Raven up and gets him in a front facelock, and slams him into the chair with a Evenflow DDT! Raven doesnt release the hold, instead he climbs up to his feet and hits another Evenflow DDT on the chair. Raven sits up and looks at the crowd, and covers Saturn for the win.*
Eliminated: Perry Saturn
Mongo: That wasnt long either.
*Raven sits up and waits for his next opponent, as "Aerodynamic" hits and BITCH Dragon comes from behind the announce table and hops on the apron! He waits for Raven to turn around, and when Raven finally does BITCH springboards off the top rope and jumps for a springboard tornado DDT, but Raven just holds BITCH up and northern lifts suplexes him into the chair! Raven bridges the move, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: BITCH Dragon
King: And Raven is on a roll!
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them riled up. Harry then heads to the ring and Harry then goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants. He stands in the corner and stares at Raven.*
Cole: Oh, Raven is going to have a challenge in front of him.
*Raven takes off his shirt and taunts for Harry to face him, and the two square off in the middle of the ring. Blows are trade punches, until Harry knees Raven in the stomach and then throws him across the ring with a belly to belly suplex. Raven gets up and runs to Harry, but Harry catches him once again with another belly to belly suplex. Harry picks up Raven went for a Neckbreaker, but Raven reversed it into a reverse DDT!*
Mongo: Nice reversal!
*But Raven was to hurt to make the pin, so he rolled out of the ring. Raven laid against the ring and held his arm, but Harry climbs to his feet and kicks Raven in the back of the head! Raven falls face forward, and Harry climbs out of the ring and grabs him, but Raven crawls under the ring. Harry screams at Raven to get out, but Raven gets out from a different side of the ring with a fire extinguisher! Harry doesnt see the weapon and walks to Raven, as Raven sprays him in the face. Harry screams and holds his eyes, but Raven then smacks him over the head with the weapon! Harry is knocked out and Raven makes the cover, and gets the win!*
Eliminated: Hardcore Harry
Winner: Raven
Mongo: WOO!! Raven did it!
*"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana hits, and Raven gets out and runs up the ramp and to the back, in victory.*
Cole: There is your winner.
*"Follow The God That Failed" by Metallica hits, and Tara Comes out along-side with Wraith, holding his kendo stick, as Wraith walks down the row. Wraith then helping her over the barricade, they both continue to enter the ring, Tara handing the kendo stick back to Wraith as he holds the rope down for Tara to enter. Tara enters the ring slowly, and the cameras run up for a close-up on her eyes, which have cleared out contacts in, only showing the black in the eye, in a cat-like form. She then grabs the kendo stick from Wraith, and the referee holds down the rope for her, as she exits the ring. She then will help King and Cole commentate, as Wraith stands in the ring waiting for his partner and opponents. "Imaginary" by Evanescence hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits as "Faceless" by Godsmack hits and Apollyon walks out wearing his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon gets on the nearest turnbuckle and does his Version 1.0 taunt.*
Mongo: Theres been a huge buzz as to who will win this match tonight
King: My money is on Grace Personified
Cole: Hmmm, I think that-
*The crowd begins to buzz as Dragpipe's "Simpleminded" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading Daniels and Velez through the curtain. Daniels is clad in his black robe, red sash, and dangling Onk pendant, while Velez is in his short dark blue attire, with "Grace Personified" written on it in silver. They continues to the ring as the announcer speaks the name of the team...Grace Personified!.. Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Charlie walks up the ring steps and goes through the second rope, and jumps on the turnbuckle next to Daniels. Daniels is smirking, he lowers his arms and turns to await his opponent, while Charlie jumps off the second rope and stands in the center of the ring.*
Cole:As I was saying, I think that Apollyon and Wraith have a great chance
Mongo: And I think Dark Parade will bring it home
Cole: Uh, Mongo?
Mongo: Yeah?
Cole: Dark Parade arent in this match
Mongo: Then why the hell is it on the air!?
XHF Tag Team Championship
Grace Personified vs. Apollyon and Wraith
*Velez and Daniels give their tag team titles to the referee, but are then attacked by Wraith and Apollyon. The four begin to trade blows, until Daniels is thrown out of the ring, and Wraith and Apollyon double team Charlie. They both toss him to the ropes, and when he bounces back they lift him up and drive him throat first into the third rope! Daniels grabs Charlie by the ankles and drag him out of the ring, retreating from Wraith and Apollyon. Grace Personified begin walking up the ramp, as Wraith and Apollyon are irate in the ring. Apollyon nods his head, and the two run out of the ring and up the ramp and attack Grace Personified! Apollyon grabs Charlie and pulls his hair, and rolls him into the ring. Apollyon slides in, but Charlie is already up to his feet and stomps Apollyon on the back of the neck. Charlie lifts Apollyon up and whips him to the ropes, and then knocks him down with a jumping calf kick and makes the first cover of the match. Apollyon kicks out at two, as Charlie climbs to his feet and sends two boots into the chest of Apollyon. Charlie then grabs the legs of Apollyon, and positions near the turnbuckle, setting Apollyon up for a catapult. Charlie laughs and leans back, sending Apollyon to the corner, but Apollyon lands on the second turnbuckle! Charlie taunts to the crowd and turns around, right into a second rope Kick From Hell!*
Cole: That was great!
King: Damn Charlie and his lust for the crowed
*Apollyon makes the cover, but luckily Christopher Daniels made it to the ring and breaks up the cover. Daniels is sent to the corner, as Apollyon lifts Charlie up and tags in his brother Wraith. Apollyon grabs Charlie in a front facelock, and lifts up his arm, as Wraith climbs up to the top and drives a fist into the ribs of Charlie Velez. Charlie falls to his knees holding his ribs, and Wraith hits some stiff kicks into the lower neck of Charlie. Charlie falls face first into the mat holding his neck, but Wraith turns him over and makes the cover, but Charlie kicks out at two. Wraith lifts Charlie up and sets him up for a DDT, but Charlie reverses it into a northern lights suplex. The referee begins the count, but Charlie rolls over and hits another northern lights suplex! Charlie bridges the move and the referee starts the count once again, but Wraith gets a shoulder up. Charlie crawls to his corner and tags in Christopher Daniels, who hops over the third rope and stalks Wraith. Wraith slowly climbs up to his feet, and turns to a quick kick from Daniels. Daniels grabs Wraith and hits a gut-wrench suplex, and then a standing moonsault! Daniels makes the cover, but Wraith still kicks out.*
Cole: What tremendous heart Wraith is showing tonight folks!
*Daniels pounds the mat and then brings Wraith up with him. Two European uppercuts later Wraith is whipped to the ropes, and kicked in the gut, and Daniels tags in Charlie who climbs up to the third rope. Charlie taunts, but then jumps off the turnbuckle and connects with a leg drop to the back of Wraiths neck! Charlie showboats, and the finally covers Wraith, but Apollyon is there to break up the cover. Charlie grins and tags in Christopher Daniels, who gets into the ring and hops onto the second rope, sending a leg drop into the back of Wraiths neck. Wraith lies motionless in the middle of the ring, as Daniels looks around and laughs at the crowd. They boo as Daniels gets up, and backs up into Wraith and Apollyons corner, knocking Apollyon down! Apollyon tries to get into the ring, but the referee holds him back, as Grace Personified double team Wraith. Charlie heads back to the corner as Apollyon finally calms down.*
Mongo: Man, Apollyon doesnt hold back some days does he?
*Christopher Daniels lifts Wraith up, and chops him into the chest, against the ropes. Daniels gives Wraith a quick kick in the gut, and then runs to the ropes. When Daniels gets about a foot infront of Wraith, he ducks and backdrops Daniels over the top rope! Daniels climbs up to his feet and turns to Wraith, but he quickly gets knocked back down with a baseball slide. Wraith goes to the outside and beats on Daniels, and lifts him up. Wraith whips Daniels to the ring steps, but Daniels hops onto the second step! Daniels flies off for a moonsault, but Wraith moves out of the way causing Daniels to hit the padding hard! Christopher Daniels is in pain, and Wraith then drives a elbow in the back of his neck and then rolls him into the ring. Wraith then climbs up to the apron, but suddenly Charlie Velez flies off the top rope and knocks him off the apron with a dropkick! Wraith hits the railing hard, as Charlie lies in the ring and gets up and looks at Wraith. He bounces against the ropes and then runs towards Wraith and jumps over for a springboard crossbody, but Wraith moves out of the way causing Charlie to fly into the front row!*
Mongo: Thatll show them for not liking my regime!
*Wraith gets in the ring and Christopher Daniels sends boots into his back once he gets in. Daniels lifts up Wraith and sets him up for the Last Rites, but Apollyon finally gets into the ring and knocks Wraith onto Daniels with a Kick From Hell! Wraith refuses to make the cover, and tags in Apollyon instead! Apollyon gets in the ring and begins to beat on Daniels, as Charlie finally gets over the apron and crawls into the ring. Charlie climbs up to his feet and Apollyon kicks him in the stomach, and grabs him in a front facelock. Apollyon taunts for the Twister From Hell, but when he twists around going to hit the move, Charlie gets out and grabs a waistlock and german suplexes Apollyon against the nearest turnbuckle! Apollyon holds his neck in pain, as Charlie finally goes to his corner. Christopher Daniels slowly climbs up to his feet and walks to Apollyon and grabs him by the hair and lifts him up. Daniels wraps his arm around Apollyons neck with a front facelock, and then throws Apollyons arm over his neck. Daniels lifts Apollyon up for a suplex, but then drops him hard for The Saving Grace! Daniels floats over and hooks the leg, but Apollyon kicks out!*
Cole: He kicked out!
*Daniels is frustrated by the count, and tags in Charlie Velez. Charlie stalks Apollyon, as he slowly climbs up to his feet. Apollyon finally gets to his feet and runs to Charlie, but Charlie lifts him up for a powerslam and slams him down hard with a Real Deal! Charlie covers Apollyon cockily and counts with the referee, but Wraith gets in the ring and breaks up the cover! Wraith is forced back to his corner, as Charlie grabs the wrists of Apollyon and crosses them around his neck, choking him. The referee asks Apollyon if he quits, but he refuses and slowly climbs up to his feet. Charlie kicks Apollyon in the back with the move still locked on, but Apollyon still begins to climb up to his feet. Apollyon lifts his arms up high and twists around facing Charlie, and then kicks him in the stomach to break up the move. Apollyon whips Charlie to the ropes, but when they met each other they both knock each other down with a crossbody block!*
Cole: And both men go down!
Mongo: Wow, nothing gets past you does it Cole?
*Both men roll around the ring holding their stomachs, but Apollyon is able to crawl to his corner. Charlie grabs the foot of Apollyon and slowly climbs up to his feet to stop Apollyon, but Apollyon kicks Charlie off him and tags in Wraith! Daniels gets into the ring to try to stop Wraith, but Wraith just knocks him down with a clothesline. Wraith knocks Daniels down with another clothesline when he gets up, and then lifts him up to his feet. Wraith taunts to the crowd for a dangerous DDT, but Charlie Velez dropkicks Wraith in the face out of nowhere! Wraith bounces off the ropes and back at Grace Personified, who throw each of Wraiths arm over each shoulder, and hit a standing Unwritten Law!*
King: UNWRITTEN LAW!
Mongo: What, you mean like no killing?
Cole: Thats a written law
*Charlie crawls onto Wraith and hooks a leg, but Apollyon breaks up the cover at two! Daniels attacks Apollyon, and Charlie then joins in, until Daniels goes to the corner and hops onto the top rope. Charlie lifts Apollyon on his shoulders as Christopher Daniels jumps off the top rope going for The Climax, but Apollyon victory rolls Charlie, and Daniels hits the referee!*
Cole: And the ref has been taken out!
*Apollyon gets off of Charlie and then kicks him in the face, and then runs to Christopher Daniels. Apollyon pounds on Daniels and then lifts him up onto his shoulders. Apollyon spins around with Christopher Daniels on his shoulders, and connects with The Bloody Fury! Apollyon makes the cover, but the referee is still knocked out! Apollyon gets off of Daniels and tries to get the referee up, as Daniels slowly crawls behind Apollyon and gives him a low blow! Christopher Daniels then lifts Apollyon back first, and drives him hard into the mat with Malicious Values! Daniels doesnt make the cover though, as he rests against the second rope. Daniels continues to rest, as Dominique slowly slides into the ring! She taunts to the crowd and they cheer, and she runs to Daniels and kicks him in the head with the 619!*
Cole: 619!
*Daniels rolls over and slowly begins to climb up to his feet, as Dominique climbs up to the top rope. She taunts to the crowd, but Charlie Velez runs to the ropes and Dominique hits the third turnbuckle hard! Charlie places her neck against his shoulder and hooks both of her legs, and then lifts her up and then drives her hard with The Final Destination! Charlie rolls Dominique out of the ring and taunts to the crowd, as Tara takes off her headset and slides into the ring!*
Mongo: And Tara is about to get involved in this one!
*Tara stalks Charlie as he continues to taunt, and then turns around into a boot to the gut. She grabs Charlie in a facelock, and runs to the turnbuckle and drives Charlie into the mat with a Ice Lightning! Charlie rolls out of the ring and Tara gets out, as Christopher Daniels slowly climbs up to his feet, and Wraith runs out of nowhere and hits a Painkiller on Daniels! Wraith slowly hooks the leg of Daniels, as the referee finally recovers and starts the count. 1-2-3!*
Winners and new XHF Tag Team Champions: Wraith and Apollyon
Cole: And Wraith does it!
King: Well shoot!
*Wraith holds his arms up in the air, as Tara gets in the ring and hugs him. Apollyon grabs his and his brothers newly won Tag Team titles, and slides into the ring and celebrates. Christopher Daniels gets out of the ring, as Charlie walks up the ramp irate by what has just happened, and makes it all the way to the back. Wraith and Apollyon continue to celebrate, until the lights go out. The CKY logo fills up the Xtremetron, and once the lights go back on CKY is in the in the ring attacking Wraith and Apollyon! Brandon Taylor lifts up Apollyon in a backbody drop position, but he keeps him hanging on and drives Apollyon down with a XXXTacy! Ryan sets Wraith between his legs and lifts him up and drives him into the mat with a powerbomb, as Shawn runs against the ropes and connects with a running shooting star press! CKY stand around the ring and look at what theyve done, and go to the back, leaving Apollyon and Wraith in the ring.*
Mongo: And CKY has made a huge impact tonight!
*The lights dim in the venue and "Fly From the Inside" by Shinedown, starts assaulting the arena PA system. Kris appears from behind the curtain, and starts walking to ring. When Kris reaches the ring, he steps inside, and heads over to his corner.*
Cole: Kris Pain never fails to get on a PPV, I love it
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon just ignores them and walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
King: Nobody is better than Kanyon as far as Im concerned
XHF Phoenix Championship
Kanyon vs. Kris Pain w/Tylene Buck
*The match starts and as Kanyon hands his title over to the Ref and Kris Pain takes advantage and attacks Kanyon from behind. Kris pushes Kanyon back into the corner and drives forearm shots to the face of Kanyon then grabs him by the wrist and whips him across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle. Kris Pain charges at him at full speed and Kanyon gets his foot up and knocks Pain down with a thump. Kanyon then hoists himself on the second rope as Pain gets to his feet and Kanyon flies off with a flying clothesline. Pain slowly staggers to his feet as Kanyon hits the ropes and runs at the dazed challenger. Kris Pain notices this quick though and ducks and lifts Kanyon up for a hot shot flap jack. Kanyon rolls on the mat holding his neck and gasping for air. Kris Pain quickly turns the Champion on his back and goes for the pin but only gets a two count. Kris Pain, aggravated, jumps to his feet and begins to stomp on Kanyon as he tries to struggle to his feet still grasping his neck with one hand. Kris Pain slaps the back of Kanyons neck in a cocky manner as he lets Kanyon to his knees. Kris Pain then stands back as he lets Kanyon to his feet and when he does Pain charges with a clothesline, but Kanyon ducks under. Pain hits the opposite ropes and Kanyon lowers his head for a back body drop. Kris Pain leap frogs over the champion and he the ropes again. Pain charges back towards the champion and Kanyon kicks Pain in the stomach to stop the momentum. Kanyon then lifts Pain onto his shoulders and attempts at torture rack on his challenger, but Pain slips out and lands behind Kanyon. Pain then locks a full nelson in on Kanyon. Kanyon does his best to get out of the hold and manages to reverse it into a hammer lock.*
Mongo: Nice reversal into a hammer lock, we need to see more of that around here
*Kris Pain reaches around with his free arm and tries to find some sort of escape and finally does when he grabs Kanyon by the head and flips him over with snap mare takeover. Kanyon is taken over and now in the sitting position and Pain rears back and levels Kanyon in the back of the head with a devastating kick. Kanyon immediately falls to the mat and Pain makes the cover and gets close to three but not quite as Kanyon rolls the shoulder breaking the count. Pain is noticeably upset with the call and he gets up and in the refs face to dispute the matter. Pain gets the ref back in the corner and yells in his face as Kanyon slowly gets to his feet and Tylene Buck slides into the ring. Kanyon is now to his feet but noticeably dazed as Tylene approaches. Tylene gives Kanyon the once over before reaching back and swinging with a huge slap which appears to do nothing what so ever, but revive the Champion. Tylene is astonished and swings again but Kanyon blocks it and kisses the former porn start. Tylene gets free and steps back with a look of disgust on her face. Kanyon then grabs Buck by the hair and tosses her out of the ring. Tylene hits the floor with great force and Kanyon seems worried about what he has just done. Pain suddenly realizes what happened and releases the ref from the corner. The ref slides out of the ring to check on the fallen woman and Pain immediately in a fit of rage attacks the Champion with everything he has. Pain delivers lefts and rights and staggers the champ back into a corner. Pain delivers several boots to the stomach of Kanyon until he falls into the sitting position and then Pain steps back and runs at Kanyon with a knee lift to the face. Kris Pain is really in a zone now as the Ref gets medics out to help Tylene onto a stretcher. Pain begins to lifts Kanyon to his feet and hoists him into a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. Kris Pain then climbs up as well and hooks the tights of the champion then lifts him up and hits a superplex.*
Mongo: He had the tights!
Cole: That doesnt matter, he wasnt pinning him
*Both men have a lot taken out of them from the fall, but Pain is able to crawl to the champion and hook the leg. The crowd chants along 1-2-3- but the ref is still outside helping the medics. Pain, outraged, bangs his fist on the mat then rolls out of the ring. He storms his way over to the time keepers table and grabs the steel chair then slides back into the ring where Kanyon is nearly to his feet. Kris Pain stands back and awaits for Kanyon to fully get to his feet and turn around and when he does Pain swings the chair with full force. Kanyon is able to duck it by the hairs of his head and when Kris Pain turns back around Kanyon delivers a big boot to the chair and sends it right into the face of Kris Pain. Both men lay flat on the mat as the ref and medics nearly have the hurt Tylene loaded up and headed to the back. In the ring both men slowly get to their feet. Kris Pains face is now a crimson mask as blood seems to be pouring from his nose. Pain swings widely at the Champion who besides the blood looks no better off then the challenger, but Kanyon is able to dodge the wild punch and move in on Pain. Kanyon swift fully grabs the Challenger by the neck and sends him onto the chair with a Kanyon Cutter. Kanyon pushes the chair out of the ring and makes the cover. Kanyon punds his hands on the mat and gets the refs attention. The ref slides into the ring just in time to make the count 1-2-3 and the victory goes to Kanyon.*
Winner: Kanyon
Mongo: Who betta than Kanyon?
King: NOBODY!
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the X-Treme Tron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of Linkin Park leadsman Mike Shinoda begin to echo throughout the building.. Nothing ever stops all these thoughts and the pain attached to them, Sometimes I wonder why this is happening, It's like nothing I can do would distract me when, I think of how I shot myself in the back again, Cuz from the infinite words I can say I, Put all pain you gave to me on display, But didn't realize instead of setting it free I, Took what I hated and made it a part of me,..(Never goes away)..(Never goes away).. *At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet as the chorus of Linkin Park's "Figure.09" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and the sadistic couple of Rage, with his XHF U.S. Championship draped directly over his shoulder, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of cheers from this entire sellout crowd joining them tonight. Thereafter, the duo then finally reach the the ring area where, once inside, the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising his both his fists and his title defiantly to the crowd and taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Meanwhile, Torrie stands outside the ring taunting off in her own ways to this multitude of loyal XHFers/Ragiacs, all the while cheering her husband on endlessly as always*
Mongo: I swear, all she ever does is stand there and clap
King: Yeah, its pretty pathetic
*Speculum" by Adema hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain and holds his arms up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Storm then makes his way down the ramp, Storm gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes with his arms up in the air. He then walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down.*
Mongo: I like Storm, well, you know, except for his Canadian belief system
*The opening riffs of "Seamless" by American Head Charge hits the Xtremetron, as the crowd turns to complete and solid boos. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where Diamond now stands, head down. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring. He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with boos. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out.*
Cole: Wow, nobody loves Diamonds tonight
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stop watch appears on the Xtreme Tron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the Xtreme Tron. "You've Done it Now" plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. Shady walks out behind him taunting the crowd too. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continusely taunts the crowd. Goldberg helps Shady into the ring and slides in himself. Goldberg climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd while Shady poses near the ropes next to him. Goldberg jumps off, and kisses Shady on the lips. Shady then leaves the ring while Goldberg tests the ropes.*
Mongo: Stupid Goldberg
*Shady and Torrie walk outside the cell and return to the locker room after making their Retribution presence where they will watch from the locker room. All four man stand at opposite corners of the ring, the cell door still wide open as they await the arrival of Millennium, their special guest referee.
The lights in the arena go out. Blue and silver electricity begins to surge across the XtremeTron. It suddenly changes to red, wavy electric. After a few seconds a blue and silver explosion erupts onto the screen and a countdown from 10 begins. When the count reaches zero the screen goes black. After several seconds silver and red pyro erupts from the stage as ""King of My World"" by Saliva picks up. Millennium is now standing atop the ramp, back to the crowd. He extends one arm at a time, then follows it up with a Jericho-esqe spinning taunt a little ways down the ramp. He stops the taunt and finishes his walk down the ramp, taunting the fans. Millennium walks up to the cell door but instead of walking in, he chains and locks the door shut, trapping the men inside. Millennium proceeds around the side of the cell where he pulls up a seat next to the commentators & gang and tells the referee to ring the bell. The bell rings as Millennium settles down in behind the commentators table*
Mongo: Well, Im off to go get ready for my match
Cole: But Millennium is just sitting down
Mongo: Exactly
Millennium: Wheres the fat guy going?
Cole: Hes going to get ready for his match
XHF United States Heavyweight Championship Fatal Fourway Hell In A Cell Special Guest Referee: Millennium
Rage vs. Lance Storm vs. Diamond vs. Goldberg
*Rage turns around and points at Millennium from inside the cell, seemingly yelling out to him.*
Millennium :: Dont be worrying about me, youve got three guys ready to kick your ass, pay attention to them
King :: How nice of you to join us Millennium
Cole :: What are you doing out here, shouldnt you be in there? What if somebody makes a pinfall.
Millennium :: Theyre all big boys, Im sure they can count to three. Rage might have a little difficulty but Im sure if he takes off his boots and counts on his toes he should be okay.
*Rage shakes his head at Millennium and he turns to face the other three who are also under some sort of confusion over what Millennium is doing on the outside.*
Millennium :: Been out for a while, trained long and hard. This Millennium is better then ever. Whole new guy if you ask me.
Cole: One that will stick around this time?
Millennium: Go to hell
*Storm puts an end to any confusion and gets the action started as he jumps Goldberg in far corner. Storm goes right onto the attack, pounding the head of Goldberg against the turnbuckle before turning him around and moving him into a sitting position via a few boots to the gut. Diamond decides to get started as well and charges towards Rage. Rage attempts to back body drop Diamond but Diamond grabs hold on the ropes, doing a hand stand on the top rope, leaning his legs against the cell to hold him up before dropping them over the head of Rage and taking him down with head scissors.*
Cole :: Quick Action from Diamond
Millennium :: See if that was anybody else in there, theyd have seen that one coming, but Rage...hes just not smart enough.
*Rage is quick to his feet and goes for a clothesline but Diamond ducks under and connects hard with a dropkick sending Rage stumbling into the corner. Storm has Goldberg up in the far corner and after a few punches to the head of Rage from Diamond, Storm whips Goldberg and Diamond whips Rage, causing the two to collide in the middle of the ring. As the two stumble back, Diamond takes Rage down with a falling neck breaker and Storm delivers a German suplex to Goldberg. Storm holds on for a pin but then quickly remembers that Millennium is on the outside and cant make the count.*
Cole :: You should have been in there!
Millennium :: The hype around this match Cole, it shouldnt be ending this early.
*Storm walks to the far end of the cell and points to Millennium and begins screaming out at him. Millennium stands up from his chair and motions with his arms, calling on Storm, realising the cell is in the way, toying with Storm. Goldberg comes from behind Storm and does a modified bulldog, sending him head first into the cell! Diamond sets up Rage in the corner where he delivers a hard knife edge chop, sending the impact through the arena! Rage hunches over, holding his chest as Diamond takes a step back before coming in and taking him down with a monkey flip. As Rage stumbles up from the monkey flip, Diamond follows it up, grabbing the head of Rage and bounces him off of the steel! Diamond hangs on and follows it up with another, sending Rage staggering about in the middle of the ring. Diamond goes for a kick to the gut but Rage catches him. Diamond then goes for the kick to the side of the head but Rage ducks that one too. Rage then tries to send Diamond into the cell but Diamond hangs on, bouncing back with a body splash! Diamond rolls into the cover but again, Millennium is on the outside!*
Cole :: He had the match won
Millennium :: Somebody would have interrupted the count
*This time its Diamonds turn to protest as the camera goes back over to Storm and Goldberg. Goldberg is picking up Storm by the back of the head and sitting him up on the top turnbuckle. Goldberg looks to be going for a super plex but Storm delivers some stiff rights to the gut of Goldberg before pushing him off the turnbuckle. Storm then climbs up onto the top turnbuckle and waits for Goldberg to get to his feet before coming down with a missile dropkick. Storm lines him up and goes for a Super Kick but Goldberg ducks and takes Storm down with a variation of the Cruise Missile. He goes for a pinfall but again, there is no referee!*
Cole :: Thats three people youve cheated out of a win.
Millennium :: Last time Cole, it shouldnt be ending this early.
*Goldberg goes to protest as well now and somehow it ends up as Goldberg and Diamond exchanging words. Diamond shoves Goldberg, who shoves Diamond right back. Diamond then slaps Goldberg who decides to come back with a knee to the gut. Goldberg grabs by the hair and tosses him up against the cell head first. And again, and one more time, the third time, busting Diamond open. Rage gets to his feet and walks over to the fallen Storm, who is nearly at his as well. Storm, however, surprises Rage and comes in charging towards Rage. Out of desperation Rage gets the boot up and takes down Storm! Rage falls into the cover but again there is no referee as all four men now have come that close to a win but with no referee inside the cell. Rage gets up and as he does, Goldberg strikes him from behind, knocking Rage to the outside, right in front of the door.*
Millennium :: Time to attend to some refereeing business, keep my seat warm.
Cole :: Yeah, try counting a pinfall
*Millennium walks around the cell and turns the corner to the ramp where he pulls out some cutters. Millennium uses it to cut the chain and the lock of the door. He then tosses them aside and walks to the side of the cell, yelling something out to Diamond. Diamond gets up and wipes the blood from his forehead before charging towards the ropes and connects with a suicide dive to Rage! Rage gets knocked right back into the door which swings open after the chain had been cut by Millennium! Millennium nods in approval in Diamonds direction before returning to the commentators table.*
Millennium :: There we go, lets get some action into this match.
*Goldberg picks up Storm in the ring and lifts him up into a gorilla press position. Storm looks to be attempting to squirm out of it, but before he can, Goldberg tosses him all the way to the outside of the ring, right on top of Rage! Goldberg then walks to the outside where he is greeted by Diamond with a kick to the gut. Diamond grabs Goldberg by the back of the head but before he can even do anything, Goldberg releases the hold by tossing his arms about. He then grabs Diamond and tosses him into the steel steps! The steps explode on the outside and Goldberg decides to walk over there himself. Instead of attending to Diamond he picks up the steps and raises them to head level. He steps over Diamond and looks to be heading towards Storm and Rage. Before Goldberg can even do anything with the steps, Lance Storm connects with a super kick to the steps, knocking them back into the head of Goldberg! Storm then walks out of the cell and walks around to the time keepers table where he grabs a steel chair. Diamond and Rage begin exchanging blows outside the cell. A hard right from Rage, sends Diamond stumbling up the ramp and Rage follows. Meanwhile Storm comes back around with the chair. As he reaches the cell door, Rage and Diamond have reached the stage. Storm now stands there, watching those two, wondering whats next for him to do. As Goldberg is climbing to his feet. He turns and strikes with a chair to the gut of Goldberg. He raises it, looking to strike him again off the back but Goldberg lunges up, punching the chair back into the head of Storm, and both men go down.*
Cole: Only in the XHF
King: Hey, save those for Mongos match!
*Back on top of the stage, Rage and Diamond are now off to the side. Diamond sees an opportunity and charges towards Rage only to get dropped with a spinebuster! Rage gets up, staring down at Diamond, kicking him to his feet. The last kick, sends Diamond back down, only this time, he ends up rolling right down a flight of stairs and into the equipment area. Back at the cell area, Storm has Goldberg leaned up against the barricade and begins to climb the cell. Storm gets about halfway before turning and delivering a cross body to Goldberg right up against the barricade! The impact sends both men over and into the crowd. Rage sends Diamond into one of the electrical panels as the sparks begin to come out from every direction. Diamond quickly gets away from it and begins stumbling in behind the curtain and into the bag stage area, feeling the effects of a quick shock from the electrical box! Goldberg sends Storm back over the barricade and joins him along the outside. Goldberg grabs Storm by the back of head and begins screaming at Storm before sending him head first into the side of the cell. He repeatedly pounds the head of Storm into the cell, until Storm is busted open! Storm falls back into the barricade, a sitting position, a bloody mess. In the back stage area, Diamond connects with a drop toe hold, sending Rage head first into the concrete floor below. Both men are slow to their feet and arrive at about the same time. Diamond connects with a kick to the gut and tosses him through a door, leading out into the womens locker room. Diamond smiles a moment down at Rage and back up against the wall. Diamond grabs Rage by the head and tosses him head first into the glass mirror!
Millennium : Finally. This is why I opened the door, so we could get some real action. Put the "X" in Xtreme, if you will.
*Back at ringside, Storm is climbing the cell, trying to get away from Goldberg. Meanwhile, from the ramp, Diamond is stumbling out and is heading back towards the ring area. He opens the door and from under the ring, pulls out a few tables. He brings them all the way out from the cell and begins assembling them. He puts two side by side, and two more on top of them. Before looking up at Storm and Goldberg. Storm is backing away from Goldberg on top of the cell, and reaches the end of the line. Goldberg grabs Storm by the back of the head and begins to threaten him as Diamond begins to climb the cell as well. Storm hits Goldberg with a low blow and drops him with a DTT. Diamond pulls himself on top of the cell now and connects with a wheel kick to the chops of Storm, taking him down as well. As Diamond looks back over his shoulders, Rage is crawling down the ramp, and has a tire iron in hand! Diamond stops and stars down at Rage, who is clinging on to the cell trying to pull himself, blood, pouring from his forehead as well. Rage not only gets up but continues to climb up the cell!*
Cole: And up he goes
*Diamond, gets tired of waiting for Rage and turns around, only to get drop kicked in the face by Lance Storm. Diamond loses his balance and falls off the cell, crashing through the tables below! Diamond hit all the tables except the first one at the bottom; its still intact, the rest of which, hes laying in, he and the tables broken in half! *
Cole: What a landing!
*Rage continues to climb up the cell. He finally reaches the top as Storm and Goldberg continue to exchange blows. Rage gets to his feet and strikes Lance Storm in the back of the head with the tire iron! Storm goes down in a heap and Rage and Goldberg are left standing face to face. The two continue to stare, Rage clinching his fist.*
Millennium :: As a competitor in that ring myself, I know that the image of Goldberg raising his title after Wednesday night is going through the mind of Rage right now. Hes about ready to explode.
*Goldberg lets the first punch go, causing him to drop the tire iron. Rage fights back with a knee to the gut, which allows him to pick the tire iron back up and he cracks it over the skull of Goldberg but he doesnt get all of it. He did however get enough of Goldberg to send him stumbling back. Goldberg stops dead in his tracks realizing hes reached the end of the cell. He tries to fight off Rage with a hard punch but Rage ducks under and around it. He then grabs Goldberg and German suplexs him off the cell and through the announce table!*
Millennium :: Damnit! There goes my footrest
*Rage then turns around to a Super Kick from Lance Storm! Both men fall to the ground on top of the cell, Diamond and Goldberg down at opposite ends outside the cell and Millennium still sitting at the commentators table. Rage is first to his feet and so Storm decides to use Rage to help him up. Rage however, decides to set him up in a powerbomb position. As Storm is about to get up, Rage lifts him up and drops him with a Riot Bomb! The piece of steel on top of the cell collapses and Storm falls right through. Storm however, hang on to the end of the steel. Rage drops to one knee, expecting Storm to fall. The steel continues to rip and tear as Storm is just pulling it down even further. Storm in desperation, flips his legs over his head and ends up back on top of the cell, no real damage being done! Storm then takes the opportunity to lunge at Rage, knocking him back a few feet. Rage however, just trying to knock Storm through, comes back with a clothesline, but Storm ducks under and another Super Kick is hit by Storm, this one sending Rage through the hole and down into the ring below! *
King: And there goes Rage!
*Storm thinks about dropping down himself but finds its far down and so he begins climbing down. Meanwhile, Diamond is showing movement on the outside and begins crawling through the door. Suddenly the door gets slammed on his head, stopping him dead in his tracks. The camera pans up to see that Apollyon had sprung down the ramp and slammed it head first on Diamond! It pans up to see Platinum hop over the barricade on the far side and begin climbing the cell!*
Cole :: Team Canada coming to the aid of Storm!
Millennium :: Not on my watch
*Millennium drops his headset and picks up his chair and moves back over towards the door entrance where Apollyon is. Apollyon doesnt see him coming as Platinum, from atop the cell is shouting out to Apollyon, to put Diamond on the left over table. Apollyon does so and Platinum comes off the top of the cell with a Platinum Status!!! Millennium looks down at Platinum and begins clapping, and so Apollyon joins him. Thats when Millennium suddenly turns around and cracks the skull of Apollyon with the steel chair. He then grabs the legs of Platinum and locks in the lion tamer. Platinum, already broken in half after putting himself through what he just did is now tapping miserably thanks to the Lion Tamer! Millennium releases the hold and waves referees down to get the two out of there and then he climbs into the ring, ready to officiate the match.*
Cole :: Finally, our referee is refereeing.
*Storm is now walking into the cell, not too happy over what Millennium had just done to his buddies but sees Rage still down and makes the cover. 1...2...Rage gets the shoulder up! Storm cant believe it as Goldberg has begun to enter the ring now as well. Storm charges at Goldberg, but Goldberg picks him up onto his shoulders and delivers an Xtreme edge! As Goldberg gets up from delivering the hold, Rage picks him up for a Fist of Rage. Goldberg squirms down and drops him with a Dimension! He quickly falls on him for the cover 1...Diamond is back inside the cell 2....Diamond is crawling into the ring 3....Diamond pounces on Goldberg but its too late, Millennium had counted the three!*
Winner and new United States Champion: Goldberg!
Cole: And Goldberg is the new United States Champion!
*Goldberg, just lays the, exhausted after quite the battle, Diamond cant believe it, as he rolls over in disbelief that he couldnt get in there in time and Rage, lays on his back, motionless in the ring. Shady comes running down the ramp as "Youve done it Now" hits the speakers. Shady grabs the United States Title from the time keepers table and brings it into the cell for Goldberg. Shady helps Goldberg to his feet, out of the ring/cell and to the back with the United States Championship intact.*
King: Ooh hoo, heres the big one of the night!
Cole: No, its time for Mongos match
King: Thats what I was talking about
*After the Tower is constructed, the lights go out, and "Lying From You" by Linkin Park blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus is heard. Destruction pours the water on his head, and then begins to walk down the ramp, and then stops at the bottom. He looks around at the fans, and then walks inside the Tower and then to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the end of the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd. The screaming from the chorus is heard, and Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, and a white light on him. He looks at the crowd and spits water at them too, and then gets in the ring and goes to the corner of the ring doing the same taunt, while waiting for his opponent.*
King: I hope he does lose his contract
Cole: But hes an XHF staple!
King: Yeah, a really shitty choke artist staple!
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the "bird" lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters "XHF" fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with "XHF" is projected onto the ring mat. The letters "H" and "F" are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an "X". As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large "X" above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he walks down the ramp proudly, acknowledging the fans as he goes.*
King: GO MONGO!!!!
Cole: I only want Mongo to lose this because I want Destruction to stay
Tower Match For Destruction's Contract
Destruction vs. Mongo The Destroyer
*Mongo finally makes it inside the tower, and the door is shut and Mongo gets in the ring. He looks at Destruction and Destruction looks at Mongo, and the bell sounds. Mongo takes off his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship, and he and Destruction tie up in the center of the ring. Destruction gets a headlock on Mongo, but Mongo pushes him off into the ropes. Mongo goes for a clothesline, but Destruction ducks and bounces against the ropes behind him. Mongo turns around and Destruction jumps up and knocks the big owner down with a flying forearm. Mongo gets back up to his feet and Destruction continues the assault, sending forearms into the face of Mongo. Destruction pushes Mongo to the ropes and chops him in the chest, and then grabs him by the wrist. Destruction tries to throw Mongo, but Mongo holds onto the third rope, not allowing Destruction to throw him to the ropes. After a brief struggle, Mongo grabs pulls Destruction over the top rope rolling into the Greenhouse! Destruction holds his back as Mongo gets out of the ring, and gets to Destruction. Mongo sends all his weight into the stomach of Destruction, and then lifts him up. Mongo wraps his arms around Destructions stomach, and lifts him up for a bearhug, but Mongo runs to the turnbuckle and drives Destruction spine first! Destruction screams in pain, and Mongo doesnt let go of the hold, and runs to the pole holding the Greenhouse up and drives Destructions spine into that! Mongo just drops Destruction, and looks at the crowd, who is cheering his opponents name. Mongo kicks Destruction two more times in the chest, and then gets to the ladder, leading him to the Hardcore Hell In A Cell. Mongo grabs the ladder and folds it up, and holds it on his shoulders waiting for Destruction to get up.*
Cole: Mongo is showing no remorse for what he is doing to Destruction
King: Yeah, there is no love lost between these two
*Destruction slowly but surely pushes himself up, as Mongo continues to taunt behind Destructions back. Destruction finally gets all the way to his feet and turns around, right into the ladder from Mongo! Destruction holds his face while he lies against the padding, and Mongo takes the ladder and slams it against his opponents chest! Destruction is now in pain, as Mongo sets the ladder on top of Destruction. Mongo climbs up to the apron and holds his arms up, but then jumps off, driving all his weight into the chest of Destruction! The crowd is in shock as Mongo laughs at the broken Destruction and then sets the ladder up under the hole to the next level. Mongo makes sure the ladder is in place and then climbs up to it, as Destruction searches for something under the ring. Mongo is halfway there, and Destruction pulls out a steel chair and slides it into the ring. Destruction slowly follows the chair and then picks it up, and climbs up to the turnbuckle nearest to the ladder. Mongo looks in disbelief that Destruction has gotten up, but is then in pain as Destruction swings the chair into the back of Mongo! Mongo shows that he is hurt by the chairshot, but is then hit with another one! Mongo is barely able to stay on the ladder, but Destruction then pushes the ladder against the Greenhouse, sending Mongo through it hitting the rampway!*
Cole: He went through the greenhouse!
King: Wow, this match is going to kill both competitors
*The crowd are in awe, as Mongo is now from all parts from his upper body. Destruction soon gets out of the ring and then grabs the ladder. He looks around at the crowd and then at Mongo, and breaks through the glass door using the ladder! Destruction drops the ladder and then walks to Mongo, and begins to kick in the back of the neck. Mongo is then lifted to his feet, and whipped into the railing, as Destruction picks up the ladder once again. Mongo slowly gets off the railing, but Destruction knocks him down with a huge ladder shot! Mongo is about knocked out from that shot, and Destruction walks to the Greenhouse and sets the ladder up next to it. Destruction looks around catching his breath, and then climbs up the ladder. About halfway there he stops and looks around, as Mongo begins to climb up to his feet. Mongo looks around the railing and takes out a lead pipe, and then climbs up to his feet. Destruction is about to reach the Hardcore Hell In A Cell, but he is then hit in the back with a lead pipe! Destruction stops in his tracks, as Mongo climbs up the same side of the ladder and grabs Destruction by the foot and throws him against the railing! Destruction lies against the railing, as Mongo lifts the lead pipe over his head and once again drives it into the back of Destruction! Mongo stands over the fallen Destruction, and then grabs the ladder and throws it back into the Greenhouse. He picks up Destruction and puts him back into the ring, and then soon follows. Destruction tries to crawl away from Mongo, but Mongo just drops an elbow into the back of Destruction. Mongo then drops another elbow into the back of Destruction, and then lifts him up. Mongo tosses Destruction to the ropes and knocks him down with a big boot, and looks around at the arena and begins to do the Hogan hand to ear taunt. They boo, as Mongo bounces off the ropes and connects with the Xtreme Legdrop! He shakes his head in disappointment, so gets up and bounces off the ropes again, and drives his leg across Destructions neck with another Xtreme Legdrop! Destruction is motionless in the center of the ring, as Mongo finally gets out of the ring and sets up the ladder, and begins to climb it. Mongo gets to the second level.*
Cole: Mongo is moving on up!
King: Heh, Mongo beat Hogan with that move last year
Cole: Actually, if I recall, he tried to hit it several times last year, but was never able to finally score it
King: Whatever
*Destruction is finally moving, but is too late as Mongo is about halfway to the top. Destruction rolls out of the ring and walks to the ladder, and begins to climb it, as Mongo grabs a chair that is attached to the Hell In A Cell. Destruction finally makes it to the top of the ladder and onto the next level, but Mongo quickly attacks him with a steel chair. After numerous chair shots to the back Mongo stops, and nudges Destructions head with his foot. Mongo lifts Destruction up to his feet by his hair and slaps him across the face, but then holds him over his head in military press position. Mongo walks near a garbage can with Destruction over his head and taunts to throw him against it, but Destruction slides off behind Mongo and pushes him face first into the garbage can! The garbage can is now dented in half, as Destruction lifts up the garbage can and begins to beat Mongo with it! Destruction drops the garbage can, and then grabs another one and a kendo stick. Mongo slowly gets to his knees, and Destruction puts the garbage can on his head, and then grabs the kendo stick. Destruction looks around at the crowd and they cheer, and Destruction hits Mongo with kendo stick shots to the garbage can! After three more shots Mongo falls against the floor with the garbage can still on, as Destruction looks around the cell and picks up the chair. He walks over to Mongo and holds the chair up high, and dents the garbage can in half with a vicious chair shot! Mongo is not moving after that shot, as Destruction holds his arms up taunting to the crowd. They chant his name, as Destruction takes the garbage can off of Mongos head, to reveal that his face is covered with blood. Destruction lifts up the garbage can and throws it onto Mongos prone body, and then grabs him by the hair and sits him up in the corner of the Hell In A Cell. Destruction pulls off a frying pan and places it against Mongos face, and then walks back across the cell. He runs to Mongo and then drives the frying pan knee first into Mongos face!*
Cole: Destruction is sure getting his Retribution for that first level attack!
King: Somebody call the match! Destruction is cheating!
Cole: No hes not, weapons are legal in these matches
King: Uhhes still cheating!
Cole: How?
King: I dont think I need to answer that
*Destruction falls to the ground holding his knee, as Mongo lies against the corner and Destruction finally climbs up to his feet. Destruction sends boots into the chest of Mongo, and then goes up the ladder in the Hell In A Cell and begins to climb up to the third level.*
Cole: And Destruction is going up higher to save his contract!
*Mongo finally begins to move around and crawls to the ladder where Destruction is climbing, and begins to pull himself up. Mongo finally gets to his feet, and he gets behind Destruction and punches him in the groin! Destruction falls off the ladder and holds his injured area, as Mongo stands triumph. Mongo takes the ladder and folds it up, and walks back for some room and Destruction climbs up to his feet. Destruction turns to Mongo, but gets knocked out when Mongo throws the ladder into his face! Destruction is now bleeding from the forehead, as an also bloody Mongo sets the ladder against a corner of the Hell In A Cell. Mongo walks over to Destruction and lifts him up and then throws him against the ladder! Destruction leans against the ladder face first, as Mongo runs to him and hits him with a corner splash! Destruction now falls to his knees and Mongo grabs him by the head, and repeatedly sends Destruction face first into the ladder! Mongo finally stops with the head banging, and walks back for some running room. Mongo runs for another corner splash, but this time Destruction moves out of the way and Mongo crashes into the ladder! Mongo lies against the ladder in pain, as Destruction crawls and detaches a sledgehammer! Destruction climbs up to his feet and Mongo gets off the ladder, and gets hit across the head with the sledgehammer! Destruction drops the sledgehammer and falls to his hands and knees to the ladder, and uses it to get him up to his feet. Destruction folds the ladder, and picks it up and walks under the hole to the next level. Destruction climbs up the ladder as blood drips down his face, as Mongo slowly turns over to his stomach. Destruction climbs up to the top of the ladder, and finally makes it to the third level of the Tower. Destruction rests on the third level as Mongo gets to his knees, and slowly gets to the second step of the ladder. Mongo is about halfway up the ladder, when Destruction grabs a chair and stands up. Mongo makes it to the top of the ladder and grabs onto the bottom of the third level, but Destruction smashes the chair against his right hand!*
Cole: He could have broken Mongos hand!
King: I sure hope not, that might make this match more difficult if Mongo doesnt have all his hands non-broken and stuff
*Mongo screams in pain, as his right hand might be broken, but Destruction grabs him by his hair and pulls him up. Mongo is on his knees looking at his must be broken hand screaming, and Destruction takes a swing and hits Mongo across the face! Mongo falls face first into the floor with his arm free. Destruction grabs the ladder and throws it to the floor next to Mongo, and then opens it up and places Mongos hand in there, and slams it shut on Mongos hand! Mongo tries to get his hand out in-between the ladder but cant, as Destruction grabs a chair and slams it multiple times into the ladder, crushing Mongos hand! Mongo screams in pain and Destruction drops the chair and grabs a table! Mongo finally gets his hand out between the ladder and grabs the chair that Destruction used earlier. Destruction finally set up the table and turns around to get Mongo, but Mongo drives the chair into the stomach of Destruction. Destruction falls to his knees holding his stomach, and Mongo climbs up to his feet and grabs Destruction by the throat and lifts him up and sends him through the table! Destruction just lies on his back, and Mongo climbs up and slowly picks up the ladder. Mongo sets it up and leans against it, tired from all that has happened to him in this match so far. Mongo wastes too much time leaning against the ladder, as Destruction begins to move around. Mongo finally climbs up the ladder, while Destruction is crawling to it and slowly climbs up the first rung. Mongo nearly reaches the top of the ladder and Destruction is halfway there. Mongo stops on the top and rests, which allows Destruction to make it all the way to the top. Destruction punches Mongo in the face, and Mongo returns the favor with a right hand of his own. The two trade blows for a bit, until Destruction grabs Mongos head and slams him face first into the top of the ladder. Destruction grabs Mongo in a front facelock, and puts Mongos arm behind his neck. Destruction then lifts Mongo up and superplexes him off the ladder through the Hardcore Hell In A Cell!*
Cole: And back to the Hellin a Cell that is
King: Yeah, Hardcore
*Both Mongo and Destruction lay on the second level in pain, as the crowd is on their feet. Destruction is the first to move as he climbs up to his feet, but falls back into the Hell In A Cell. Destruction is able to keep himself up, and walks to a side of the ring and grabs a trash can lid. Destruction walks to Mongo and just throws the trash can lid in his face, and then falls to his knees, tired from all that has happened in this match. Destruction looks around the Hardcore Hell In A Cell, and he grins as he climbs up to his feet and grabs barbwire! Destruction wraps the barbwire around his fist as Mongo slowly climbs up to his feet, not aware of what Destruction is doing. Mongo finally gets to his feet, but is barely able to stand and Destruction taunts to the crowd. Mongo turns around and Destruction runs ready to send the barbwire into the face Mongo, but Mongo is able to lift his big foot up and knock Destruction down with a big boot! Mongo nurses his must be broken hand, and then grabs the sledgehammer that Destruction used earlier in the match. He looks at the fallen Destruction and lifts the sledgehammer high above his head, and drives it into the rib cage of Destruction! Destruction screams in the pain and goes to cover his ribs, but Mongo sends the sledgehammer into the ribs one more time! Destruction rolls to his stomach in pain from the sledgehammer shots, as Mongo finally drops the sledgehammer and goes to climb the ladder to the third level.*
King: Thatll show that lousy bastard
Cole: Dont you understand King, theyre both gonna die on that tower!
*Mongo walks to the ladder and grabs onto the fifth rung, but stops as his hand is still in pain from the earlier shots from Destruction. Mongo is irate and gives a sadistic stare to Destruction, so instead of climbing the ladder he detaches a steel chair from the side of the Hell In A Cell and walks to Destruction and starts beaten him with it! After about ten shots from the steel chair Mongo stops and screams at Destruction, but suddenly sees something. Mongo drops the chair and lifts Destructions hand up, and takes the barbwire off! Mongo just laughs as his hands are now bleeding from picking up the barbwire, and he then lifts Destruction up to his knees. Mongo then takes the barbwire, and wraps it around the face of Destruction, and starts scraping his bloody face with barbwire! Destruction screams as Mongo continues to scrape his face, and then finally stops after completely messing up Destructions face. Mongo throws the bloody barbwire against the Hell In A Cell, as Destruction falls to the floor holding his bloody face after that vicious barbwire attack. Mongo grabs Destruction by the hair, to reveal crimson mask. Mongo lifts Destruction all the way to his feet and grabs his head, and throws him face first into the Hell In A Cell! Mongo doesnt release the hair of Destruction, and then throws him face first into the Hell In A Cell once again! Destruction falls to his knees and holds onto the Hell In A Cell, but Mongo forearms him in the back. Destruction releases his grip from the Hell In A Cell, and Mongo lifts him up and places him onto his shoulders. He walks around the Cell, and sees a garbage can hanging, so he runs to it and sends Destruction face first into the garbage can! Destruction just falls to the floor, and Mongo just walks to the ladder.*
Cole: That sick sadistic bastard! Damn his sickness!
King: I dont think he has Sars, but man that would really be a good attack on Destruction if he did
*Mongo climbs up the ladder with pride, but at about half way there Destruction begins to move around. Mongo sees it and is in complete shock, and tries to climb the ladder as fast as he can. Destruction is crawling to the ladder and finally gets to it, and uses it to climb to his feet. Mongo is a little more than halfway there, when Destruction pushes the ladder, sending Mongo face first into the unforgiving steel! The ladder is immediately set up, and Destruction begins to climb up it. The crowd explodes as Destruction reaches the top of the ladder, and climbs up to the third level. Destruction rests against the floor of the third level, as Mongo isnt even moving. Destruction finally gets to his feet and walks to the ladder used earlier in the match, and sets it up under the scaffold. As Destruction is beginning to climb it, Martyr runs out from the back and into the Greenhouse! Martyr speeds up the ladder up to the Hardcore Hell In A Cell, and then checks on Mongo. Destruction sees this, and climbs off the ladder and taunts Martyr to climb up the steps. Martyr looks up at Destruction and screams at him, and then begins to climb the ladder to the third level! Martyr gets to the top, and once at the third level Destruction and he begin to trade blows! Martyr knees Destruction in the stomach, and then throws him face first against the ladder. Destruction falls to his knees and leans against the ladder, as Martyr grabs a chair from the third level. Martyr holds the chair up and the crowd boos, as Mongo is finally climbing up the ladder. Martyr taunts to hit Destruction and finally goes to swing, but Destruction moves out of the way causing the chair to smash into the ladder! Martyr drops the ladder and is in pain and turns to Destruction, who kicks Martyr in the gut, and throws him between his legs and hits him with the Eve Of Destruction!*
Cole: EVE OF DESTRUCTION!
*The crowd explodes once Destruction hits the move, but is then in shock as Mongo hits Destruction over the head with a steel chair. Destruction falls to his back, and Mongo begins to climb up the ladder. Mongo is halfway up the ladder in no time, and Destruction finally moves towards the ladder. Mongo finally makes it to the fourth level, and Destruction is right at the ladder and begins to climb up it. Mongo falls to the floor from exhaustion, and Destruction climbs up the ladder as Martyr slowly is climbing to his feet. Mongo barely crawls to the steps that lead to the top of the Tower, when Destruction reaches the top of the ladder. Destruction goes to climb to the fourth level, but Martyr grabs his foot! Destruction tries to get Martyr off his foot, but Martyr forearms him in the back. Destruction is pulled a couple of steps down the ladder, and Martyr gets him in a full nelson, and hits the Knocking On Deaths Door off the ladder onto the top of the Hardcore Hell In A Cell! Mongo finally reaches the final steps, and grabs the contract from the top of the Tower and rips it in half!*
Winner: Mongo The Destroyer
King: Whoo-hoo! Mongo has done it!!!
Cole: Oh my god! After over a year of service, Destruction has been taken out of the XHF!
*The crowd is in complete and utter shock, as Mongo holds his arms up in victory. Martyr laughs at a fallen Destruction, as now he is a former employee of the XHF. Mongo finally gets to his feet and walks down the steps, and then down the ladder to Martyr. Martyr helps Mongo down the Tower, as Destruction is finally moving, and stares down to the ground. Hes in disbelief, just as the fans are, and finally climbs up to his feet. Mongo and Martyr are all the way up the ramp when Destruction stands on top of the Hell In A Cell, but then begins to walk down the side of it. He stands on top of the Greenhouse and looks around, with the blood dripping down his face. Destruction makes it down the Greenhouse, and walks up the ramp, staring at the crowd who is chanting his name. He shakes his head in disappointment, but then holds his arm up, holding his ribs. Destruction walks up the ramp and finally makes it to the back, taking his last steps up a XHF ramp.*
Cole: He went out a hero
King: But a choke artist through and through as well
Cole: Arent you even effected by this?
King: Not really, I never have like Destruction
*"Don't Stay" by Linkin Park hits the PA system as the first verse plays with the strong support of instrumentals, as blue lights flash over the black arena. The chorus takes shape, and Chris Adams walks out from behind the curtain, riling both himself and the fans up by jumping out in the middle of two spectacular pyros. He walks down the ramp, showing off his physique the whole way, and eventually rolls under the bottom rope of the ring. He gets inside the ring as the music fades and prepares for his match.*
Cole: Heres a big match for us all
King: Im still in shock over Mongos match
Cole: But 5 minutes ago it didnt even effect you
King: Im in shock, take it or leave it
*Rat walks out onto the ramp with his microphone in hand as the crowd loudly harasses him. Rat looks to the people and then toward the ring, straight at a pacing Chris Adams.Rat raises his microphone and begins to speak.*
Rat: "Hey Chris Adams. You want this X-Crown?"
*Rat points to his four belts as Chris Adams nods his head and continues to pace.*
Rat: "Well, you're gunna get your shot... after you beat MARTYR!"
*The crowd goes wild with boos as the lights go out. After several seconds in the dark, suddenly... BOOM! Huge flaming pyros shoot out of the stage as "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica begins to blast over the arena's sound system. The boos from the crowd get louder as the lights come back up and Chris Adams looks poised for Martyr's arrival, but is suddenly surprised as Martyr rushes him from behind and knocks him down with a clothesline to the neck and the bell rings to start the match!*
MARTYR vs. CHRIS ADAMS
If Chris Adams wins, he earns the right to face Rat Bastard for the X*Crown
*Rat makes his way down the ramp and around the ring to a seat beside the announcer's table as Martyr picks Chris Adams up off the mat. Martyr delivers several chops to the chest of Adams, backing him into the ropes before he grabs Adams by the wrist and attempts to Irish Whip him. Adams reverses it and whips Martyr into the ropes, attempting to clothesline him on the return. Martyr ducks the attack though, catching him off guard, and hits the ropes, slamming Chris Adams' head into the canvas with a bulldog. Martyr quickly stands up and delivers several stiff kicks to Adams' back, making him roll out of the ring. Adams attempts to take a small breather, but from his position, Rat stands up and grabs the chair that he is sitting on. Stealthily, Rat maneuvers toward Chris Adams and cracks the chair over his head!*
King: And Rat just ends the match on his own
Cole: That was almost pointless
*The referee sees this and rings the bell calling a disqualification. Rat looks up at the referee, shocked, before he drops the chair and slides into the ring. Rat begins to yell at the referee and push him around as the referee yells his position back. The fans increase their heat as Rat calls for a microphone and is quickly handed one from outside the ring.*
RAT: "NO, NO, NO! RESTART THE DAMN MATCH BECAUSE ITS JUST BECOME A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH!"
*The referee rings the bell as almost out of nowhere, Chris Adams slides into the ring with the same chair that Rat hit him with, in hand. Rat just barely turns around to see him coming forward , and ducks, allowing Chris Adams to crack the chair over the skull of an unsuspecting Martyr! The crowd goes wild with cheers for this as Martyr instantly falls to the mat and Rat dives out of the ring. Chris Adams turns around and takes another swing at Rat, but misses. Adams throws the chair out of the ring and goes to pin Martyr. 1... 2... Martyr just barely kicks out.*
King: Careful Martyr
*Adams watches Rat for a minute, who now takes a seat at the announce table once again, while Martyr comes to his feet, very dazed. Martyr shakes the cobwebs from his head, but not before Adams can wrap his arms around for a ring-rattling belly to belly suplex. Adams hops back to his feet, shouting to the crowd as Martyr comes to his feet yet again... Adams goes for a power clothesline on Martyr, but Martyr hits a dropkick to the knees of Adams, sending him face first into the mat. Martyr gets on Adam's neck, with a camel clutch.*
Rat: YEAH! Thats the stuff Im talking about!
*Martyr has the hold locked tightly around Adam's neck, but what happens next is quite unexpected... Adams pushes up off the ground, with Martyr still tightly locked around his neck, until the move shifts into a sleeper hold. Martyr jumps up on Adam's back, locking his arms tighter, but Adams simply turns away from the center of the ring, and drops backwards... effectively sending Martyr to the mat, with Adams landing on top. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Martyr Sandwich with Adams and Mat bread... Adams comes back to his feet, and pulls up Martyr, hooking the arm for what we all know as the Extermination, however... Martyr is planted right in the middle of the ring. Adams goes for the pin and picks up the three count*
Rat: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
X*Crown Championship First Blood Match
Chris Adams vs. Rat Bastard
*While all of that had transpired, Rat Bastard was left standing by the announce table, jaw on the floor. Not literally, mind you, but he was surely in awe of the spectacle he had just seen. He climbs into the ring, as Adams stands in the center of the squared circle, beckoning for Rat Bastard to "Bring It" so to speak. Rat, with all four titles in tow, steps into the ring, handing said titles to the referee. The referee holds up each title, and the bell sounds, as Adams and Rat begin circling around the mat. They go for the traditional tie up, and Rat Bastard capitalizes, swinging around and hitting a quick reverse DDT on the Adamster. Rat stands to his feet, and begins parading around the ring, flaunting. What he wasn't expecting was Adams, standing tall, when he finally turned around. Chris fakes a low kick, which causes Rat to jump back, only to get floored by a Power Clothesline.*
Cole: Quick thinking from Chris
*Both men knew at this point it would take tactical thinking to put the other man down in this contest. Martyr, who had regained his composure outside the ring, was standing there watching this contest of skill and strength. Chris goes to pick up Rat Bastard, but what he doesn't expect is a stinging right hand to the gonads, which immediately drops him to the floor. Rat puts one hand on the ropes, as he comes to his feet. He grins, and goes to lock in the Rat Trap on Adams.*
King: Rat Trap time!
*But Adams still knew where he was at in the ring, and quickly maneuvered out of the move. Instead, he took this opportunity to lock in an armbar on Rat Bastard with the free arm Rat was grabbing with. This quickly shifted into a German Suplexish hold on Rat Bastard while Rat lie on the ground. This is followed up by a German Suplex from the ground... to the ground. The ring shakes with ecstasy, and the crowd is loving this as much as the ring is.*
Cole: The crowd is really happy with this Pay Per View, even though the buy rate isnt very good for it
*Adams, now on one knee, looks to the outside of the ring to find a way to end this match particularly early. He rolls out, and goes under the ring, pulling out a steel chair, a stop sign, a trash can, two lids, and a kendo stick. All are tossed into the ring individually. He then slides back into the ring, with a second steel chair in hand. Rat is back to his feet by now, and maneuvers around the chair, to connect with right hands to Chris's head. Chris drops the chair, to match Rat's right hands with a few of his own. They then switch to lefts, and then back to rights again.*
Joey Hawke: THEY BE CLOBBERING!
Cole: What the heck are you doing here?
Joey: I dont know, I shall return to the back
*But Rat was always the better brawler, and soon gets the upper hand, backing Chris into a corner. He then begins to plant firm knees to the gut of Chris Adams. What happens next is unbelievable. Rat goes to pick up a chair, as Adams remains in the corner dazed. He goes to hit Chris in the head with the chair, but all the chair gets is turnbuckle. Adams never moved to the side, so where did he go, you ask?*
King: Sometimes I really dont know what to think of Joey Hawke
Cole: Yeah
King: I mean hes a great commentator, but hes always making those offhanded comments
Cole: I understand, stop talking
*He simply dropped downward, and his foot met Rat's nuts in a stunning shot of pain. Rat begins hopping around the ring, as Adams pushes up out of the corner. Adams watches for a while, finally deciding to Irish Whip Rat to the ropes... Rat ducks, and comes back with a kick to the midsection. Rat positions Adams for the Bastard Bomb into the Trash Can, but Adams picks up something to take along for the ride. It's a shiny new kendo stick. Two things occur next. As Adams sits on Rat's shoulder, he sends the kendo stick into Rat's head, cracking the stick wide open, but Rat also takes a final shot of energy to Bastard Bomb Adams into that trash can. Both men are down, as Rat slides out of the ring, hitting the floor. Martyr walks over to check on Rat, and pulls a tub of vasoline out of his pocket. The camera pans around to Rat's face, which reveals a laceration on his forehead from the kendo stick, but Martyr quickly wipes the blood away, and applies the vasoline, which stops the bleeding. He then helps Rat up, and Rat slides back into the ring, the ref was never even able to tell that Rat was bleeding. Adams is coming back to his feet now, but Rat is also pulling something out of his shorts. The chain that is now wrapped around Rat's hand connects with Adam's head, busting him wide open, and that's all it takes to get the referee to swing his arm for that bell.
Winner, and Still X*Crown Champion: Rat Bastard
King: I so called that one!
*'Never Get Caught' by American Head Charge starts up the XHF crowd. The sample of a voice saying 'Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up?' plays, as a strobe light flickers around the crowd, and 'The Human Masterpiece' appears in red letters, with the points of the letters spiked on the Xtreme Tron. The crowd boos heavily, as fog begins to pour from the stage, with the strobe lights flickering through it. Then, Rhein the Killa, appears from behind the curtain, aggressively pushing the curtain out of the way, and walking through the fog. Rhein is wearing his outdoor clothes, them being a pair of tracksuit bottoms, a 'Rhein the Killa' t-shirt, and a pair of sunglasses. Soon after his appearance, he reaches back into the fog, and holds out his hand, for it to be accepted by 'The Queen of Xtreme' Lizzy Borden. The two walk down to the ring, and around it, with Rhein stopping the couple, so he can pause to snatch a sign that says, 'Scorpion Rulz' and rip it up, before throwing it on the floor and spitting on it. The demonic duo then climb onto the ring apron, with Rhein helping Lizzy up onto the ring apron, before entering it, and the two wait for their opponent to arrive.*
Cole: The crowd isnt behind Rhein at all tonight
*The arena becomes silent as the Foo Fighter's "My Hero" starts up with a slow drum beat. White pyros slowly shoot from the stage and get a bit bigger as the guitar hits, then fill the stage as the bass comes in. The pyro sparks fill the stage blackening out what is behind them until they suddenly die and Scorpion is revealed with the XHF Championship draped over his shoulder. Scorpion stands there for a moment taking in the cheers from the crowd before slowly making his way down the ramp. Scorpion reaches the end of the ramp and climbs onto the ring apron via the steps and stops once again on the ring apron as the crowd chants his name. Scorpion then steps in the ring and paces hoists the title above his head as the song ends.*
Cole: This match almost didnt happen
King: Yeah, because of the XHFs tendency to hold off on officially booking the biggest matches until like 2 days before
XHF World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match
Scorpion vs. Rhein The Killa
*Scorpion gives the XHF title to the referee, who hooks it to a strap and it is pulled up. Rhein helps Lizzy out of the ring, and then runs to Scorpion, and the two begin to trade blows. Rhein drives his shoulders into the stomach of Scorpion, and then drives a couple of fists into the face of Scorpion. Rhein grabs Scorpions wrist and whips him to the opposite side of the ring, but Scorpion reverses it, causing Rhein to crash into the turnbuckle. Scorpion taunts to the crowd, and the runs to Rhein and connects with The Scorpion Splash! Rhein falls to the floor lying against the turnbuckle, as Scorpion gets up and chokes Rhein with his boot. Scorpion finally gets off Rhein, and goes out of the ring to get the ladder. Scorpion grabs the ladder and begins to head into the ring, until Lizzy Borden steps in front of him. The two begin to argue as Rhein rolls out of the ring and goes under it to grab a kendo stick. The two continue to argue, when out of nowhere Rhein smashes the Kendo stick against the ladder, hitting Scorpion! Scorpion falls to the padding, as Rhein then sends kendo stick shots to the rib cage of Scorpion. Rhein holds his kendo stick up to taunt to the crowd, but they return the favor with loud amounts of boos. Rhein lifts the ladder up and slides it into the ring, and then picks up Scorpion and throws him into the railing. Rhein rolls into the ring and grabs the ladder, and sets it up under the World title. Lizzy grabs the kendo stick and cheers on her man, but Scorpion gets into the ring and attacks Rhein from behind. Rhein stops in his tracks, and Scorpion continues to send forearm shots to the back of Rhein. Scorpion climbs up the ladder, and grabs Rhein with a neckbreaker and drives him hard into the mat!*
Cole: What a move from Scorpion! I dont think they even have a name for that!
King: Its a neckbreaker Cole
*Rhein is motionless in the ring, as Scorpion gets up and grabs the ladder. He walks to a corner of the ring, and sets it in-between the third and second rope and goes back to pick up Rhein. Scorpion throws Rhein to the ladder, but Rhein gets a foot up and Scorpion runs to Rhein, but Rhein moves out of way and grabs Scorpions hair and drives him head first into the ladder! Scorpion falls to the mat holding his head, and Rhein lifts him up once again. Rhein shoves Scorpion between his legs and lifts him up, but then drives him head first into the mat with The Chaostrify! Scorpion bounces off the mat and lies face first into it, as Rhein is still in the sit-down position with a evil grin on his face. Rhein walks to the ladder and takes it out between the third and middle rope, and sets it up under the title belt once again. Rhein begins to climb it, but sees Scorpion is still moving, so walks down the ladder and grabs Scorpion by the hair and lifts him up. Rhein begins to scream at Scorpion, and then throws him on his shoulders. Rhein walks around with Scorpion on his shoulders, and hits a standing Over The Edge. Rhein rolls to his feet and stands up looking at the crowd, and just laughs and then goes to climb up the ladder once again. Scorpion crawls out of the ring, and then goes under it and grabs his bat! Lizzy tries to get the bat away from Scorpion, but Scorpion pushes her down and gets in the ring! Rhein sees this and jumps off the ladder to attack Scorpion, but Scorpion smacks Rhein across the head with the bat! Rhein falls to the floor holding his head, which is now bleeding from that bat shot.*
King: Thats not cool, bats are not kosher!
*Scorpion takes the ladder and throws it down, and leans it against the ropes. Scorpion puts down his bat and lifts up Rhein, and applies a front facelock. Scorpion throws Rheins arm behind his neck and lifts him up, and slams his back against the ladder! Rhein leans against the ladder in pain, as Scorpion rolls out of the ring and grabs another ladder! He slides it into the ring, and then follows it and lifts it up, and throws the ladder into Rhein, sandwiching him between the two ladders! Rhein is stuck between the two ladders, as Scorpion grabs his bat, and then begins slam the bat against the ladder that Rhein is under! Scorpion finally stops and Rhein slides out from in-between the ladders, and Scorpion walks to him. Scorpion grabs Rhein by the hair and lifts him up to his knees, and begins to send some blows to the head. After a third blow Scorpion holds his arm up to taunt to the crowd, which gives Rhein enough time for a low blow! Scorpion bends over in pain, and Rhein climbs to his feet and plants Scorpion with a DDT! Rhein sits up and blood is dripping down his face, as he spits to the crowd and goes back to the ladders. Rhein picks up the top ladder and leans it against a corner, and then grabs the other ladder and leans it against the corner across from it. Rhein lifts Scorpion up and throws him into the first ladder and clotheslines him, and then throws him into the ladder across from it and runs towards him and gives him The Gore!*
King: GORE!!!!!!!!
*Scorpion holds his stomach after that attack, as Rhein tells Lizzy to give him the kendo stick. Lizzy hands Rhein the kendo stick, as Scorpion begins to crawl away. Rhein kicks Scorpion in the gut to slow him down, and then sends kendo stick shots into his spine! Scorpion screams shot after shot, but is then hit in the face. Rhein throws the kendo stick onto Scorpion and screams at him, and then walks to a ladder and sets it up once again. Rhein climbs up the ladder to grab the XHF Championship, as Scorpion is able to get up and grab the other ladder and sets it up next to Rhein. Scorpion hits Rhein in the back first, and climbs up the ladder next to Rhein. Scorpion reaches the top where Rhein is and grabs his hair and smashes it against the ladder, and grabs him in a DDT. Scorpion taunts to the crowd, but Rhein gets his head out from in-between Scorpions arm and slams his head against the ladder, but wastes no time to hit sunset flip off the ladder!*
Cole: Nice sunset flip
*Rhein sits up and looks at the crowd and then at Scorpion, and gets up and drops a elbow. After a couple of more elbow drops Rhein lifts Scorpion up, and throws his arm in position for the Ruckus! Rhein circles the ring and lifts Scorpion up for the move, but while in mid-air Scorpion is able to float over to his stomach and get Rhein in a armbar! Scorpion wrenches the shoulder of Rhein, as Rhein screams in pain and grabs his kendo stick and hit Scorpion in the head with it! Scorpion release the hold, and Rhein climbs up to his feet holding his arm. Rhein continues to beat Scorpion with the kendo stick, and then grabs a ladder and places it right next to the ropes. Rhein throws the kendo stick to Lizzy Borden and grabs the legs of Scorpion. He drags Scorpion near the ladder, and leans back sling-shooting Scorpion face first into the ladder! Scorpion is woozy on his feet as Rhein gets up and gets a waistlock, and throws Scorpion across the ring with a german suplex! Rhein stands over Scorpion, and then begins to climb up the ladder. Scorpion is barely moving when Rhein is almost at the top of the ladder, but he finally gets to his feet. Scorpion stands next to the ladder and Rhein pleads Scorpion not do hurt him, but Scorpion pushes the ladder sending Rhein right into the ladder thats next to the ropes! Rhein holds his jaw in pain, as Scorpion gets up and picks up his bat. Scorpion stalks Rhein taunting for him to get up, until Lizzy jumps onto the apron and into the ring and jumps on Scorpions back! Scorpion is unphased by this, as he grabs her by the hair and flips her over causing her to hit the mat. Scorpion then lifts Lizzy up, and grabs her in a reverse front facelock taunting to hit her with the Scorpion Death Drop! He continues to taunt, until Rhein comes from behind and grabs Scorpion in a reverse front facelock, and then slams him into the mat with a BackTrack! Lizzy rolls out of the ring and screams moral support to Rhein, as Rhein taunts for the Ruckus. Scorpion slowly climbs up to his feet, and turns around to Rhein, straight into The Ruckus!*
King: And Rhein is making a real Ruckus!
*Rhein address the crowd that its over, and lifts Scorpion up to his feet and kicks him in the gut, and sets him up for the Resurfacing. He hooks both arms and turns to get Scorpion on his back, but Scorpion flips over and dropkicks Rhein in the back sending him sternum first into the turnbuckle. Scorpion runs and hits another Scorpion Splash, and when Rhein bounces back Scorpion runs to the ropes and knocks Rhein down with a clothesline! Rhein is knocked down for another clothesline, and then another one when he climbs up to his feet. Rhein climbs up to his feet once again, but this time Scorpion kicks him in the stomach, and runs to the ropes and hits a running knee lift. Rhein is down on the mat, and Scorpion positions the ladder right and starts climbing to grab his championship belt. Lizzy Borden distracts the referee who is refereeing this unique ladder match, as The Dark Parade run from the crowd into the ring and attack Scorpion! The crowd erupts with boos, as The Pumpkin pulls Scorpion off the ladder and he and his brother double team him.*
King: If only Mongo was here to see this
Cole: I have an odd feeling Mongo probably has something to do with this
*The Scarecrow puts the boots into Scorpion, as Rhein climbs up to his feet. Both Dark Parade members hold Scorpion up and Rhein steps back going for the Gore. Rhein runs to the ropes and runs to Scorpion, but at the last second Scorpion pulls The Pumpkin in front of him! The Pumpkin hits the mat hard, as his brother attacks Scorpion. The Scarecrow lifts Scorpion up and Rhein climbs up to his feet, and screams at Scorpion. The Scarecrow throws Scorpion right to Rhein, and Rhein drives him hard into the mat with another Ruckus! The Scarecrow slides out of the ring and pulls his brother out of the ring and go to the back through the crowd, and Lizzy finally stops distracting the referee. Rhein laughs and looks down at Scorpion, and begins to climb up the ladder. Rhein cockily walks up the ladder, as Scorpion crawls and grabs his bat. Scorpion pushes himself up and hits Rhein in the back with the bat! Rhein stops in his tracks, as Scorpion climbs three steps up the ladder and gets Rhein in a waistlock, and slams him into the mat with a German suplex off the ladder! Both Scorpion and Rhein lie against the mat, as the crowd is on their feet.*
Cole: The crowd is really getting their moneys worth tonight!
*Lizzy begins to scream at Rhein to get up, as she slides in the kendo stick to him. The bloody Rhein grabs the kendo stick, and he and Scorpion climb to their feet very slowly. Rhein turns around to Scorpion and swings the kendo stick, but Scorpion ducks and rolls and picks up his bat, and then turns to Rhein. They both swing and the two weapons connect, and then they connect two more times! Rhein and Scorpion looks at each other in shock that all their weapons shot has been blocked by the others, that they drop their weapons and begin to trade fists! Rhein knees Scorpion in the stomach and throws him to the ropes. Rhein goes for a clothesline, but Scorpion ducks and bounces off the ropes and jumps for a crossbody block, but Rhein catches him and swings him around for the Solitare Unraveling! Rhein gets up and takes the ladder thats against the ropes and sets it infront of the other ladder, so that both are under the title belt. Rhein climbs up the other side of the ladder to go and get the XHF Championship, and Scorpion climbs up to his feet. Scorpion climbs up the ladder that is in front of the one that Rhein is climbing and the two meet on top. Rhein is shocked, as Scorpion pushes the ladder that Rhein is on, sending Rhein over the top rope crashing into Lizzy Borden! The referee checks on both Rhein and Lizzy, as Scorpion reaches and grabs his Championship belt!*
Winner and still XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Scorpion
Cole: And Scorpion retains his belt in an intense match!
King: Well I know Im in shock, tonights been a shocking night
*Scorpion holds his belt up high, as "My Hero" by The Foo Fighters his the PA. The crowd is on their feet cheering on Scorpion, as Retribution fades zooming in on the XHF title belt.*
"I like having hurt,
So send the pain below where I need it,
You used to beg me to take care of things,
And smile at the thought of me failing.
But long before, having hurt,
I'd send the pain below,
I'd send the pain below."
*The chorus hits and clips from Scorpion vs. Rhein for the Ultimate Title is shown, as Rheins voice is heard in the back.*
Rhein: Now, you look at Scorpion, and you see what? A former United States Champion, a former European Champion, a former Ultimate Champion. He's the winner of this years XHF Rumble, and went on to win the main event of Night of Champions II. But, then, that's it. He's done nothing else. Nothing. Zilch. Squat. And, that is why I need to take my title back. Scorpion, you little face painted freak, you need to grow up, take off your paint, and fight like a man. Scorpion, prepare yourself, because you are about to...
*Shots from Rheins and The Dark Parades attack is shown, as Rhein finishes his catchphrase.*
Rhein: Scorpion, you are about...to....get...stung.
*Shots of Scorpion pinning Rhein winning the Ultimate Title is shown, and Scorpion voice is heard as the song enters the verse after its chorus*
Scorpion: You TRIED Rhein, but it wasn't enough. Your not stopping me Rhein I am coming for you. Bring that Kendo stick again my friend, and bring those lackeys of yours. All I need is myself, my bat, and to retrieve my title from it's position above the ring. Rhein, Sunday, for all the attacks you have placed on me in the past month, Retribution shall be mine.
*Shots of the two staring at each other is shown, and then a ladder with a title belt above it. During the second chorus Chris Adams and Destructions tag team shots are shown, with Chris Adams knocking Rat Bastard down with a clothesline. The song enters the verse after the second chorus, as Rat is talking.*
Rat: :"You must feel so special Adams. You have finally come into your own. You have your face plasted all over 3 whole pages of the XHF magazine, 3 pages all to your self, no Chris Williams, Just you. Your going to Retribution, all by yourself, to challenge for one of the top titles in the XHF. Well i shouldn't say all alone, because its me who has brought you this far. It is I who have let you tag along with me on this wild ride. It is me who you should be thanking for this nice little picture and article in the magazine. I am the one who is making these people ask the question, Is Chris Adams the Next Big Thing. I want them to hope and pray that your are, I want them to expect you to finally dethrone the XHFs resident bad boy at Retribution."
*Clips of Rat knocking Rat out from behind is shown, with Adams talking.*
Adams: This Sunday, it's about pride. I'm actually trusting you to not bring Mongo Corp down. I'm actually trusting that you won't try to pull any stunts. Because, you can prove the whole world wrong, and you can make yourself the best in the business...or you can show us what we've always thought of you as, the little fucking punk who tries to talk big.
*The last chorus of the song hits, and clips from both the Chris Adams/Rat Bastard feud and the Scorpion/Rhein feud is shown, and once it ends, the camera shows the arena as Pyros explode, revealing the Retribution set.*
Cole: Welcome to Retribution everybody!
*The begining guitair rif's of System of a Down's "Spiders" slowly begins to play. Verse one begins as on the Xtreme-Tron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp. Venom slides in the ring as the second verse hits and jumps around in a circle. As the Chorus hits again he pulls off the hood of his trench vest and runs to the top turnbuckle taunting out to the crowd. He then runs across the other side of the ring and repeates the routine. As the song becomes slaow again Venom stands in his corner and takes off his vest as the song ends. "Shooter" hits the speakers as the lights flash between black and blue. Chris Benoit then comes out and makes his way down the ramp and into the arena.*
King: Venom is stupid.
Cole: What about Benoit?
King: Ahhh he sucks.
Cole: Oh, fair enough
Mongo: Yeah, Id say both are washed up like a piece of old crappy driftwood
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the slow, yet daunting tune of "Re-Align" by Godsmack hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a blood red spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of the newly-formed "Kinetic Kollision Killers" duo themselves, Fury & Renegade appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, the two strut cockily on down the ramp to an onslaught of boos from the crowd. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on into the ring, both men set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, they climb down from their respective turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the inevitable emergence of their opponents..*
King: Its true Fury is the man.
Cole: You know he once tagged with Venom?
King: Yeah and Fury carried his ass.
Mongo: Im just glad that whole charade is over, LONG LIVE KKK!
Cole: Mongo, do you have any idea what you just said?!
Mongo: Yeah, I said that the Kinetic Kollision Killers should have long lives
Cole: You know what, never mind
King: Where were you going with that Cole?
Cole: Nowhere, nowhere at all
Chris Benoit and Venom vs. Kinetic Kollision Killers
*Benoit and Fury decide to start off the match as Fury clotheslines the crippler from behind and tries to lock in a quick boston crab but Benoit is able to roll out of it sending Fury into the ropes, he bounces back and Benoit nails him with a powerslam. Benoit gets to his feet with Fury in his arms and hooks him he then snaps him over with a quick suplex and then rolls through lifts him up and does it again, rolls through again lifts him up and snaps him over hard one more time.*
King: Cole, Benoit is kicking Furys ass!
Cole: Yes he is King
King: Make him stop for god sakes!
*Benoit gets to his feet and ascends the turnbuckle he stays perched on top as Fury rolls around he then takes flight and crashes down hard with the Diving Head Butt! Benoit makes the cover looking for the quick win but Renegade breaks the cover at 2. The ref works on getting Renegade out of the ring as he lays the boots to Benoit, Fury gets up and nails Benoit with a release German suplex from out of nowhere! Benoit lays on the ground holding his head in pain as Fury tags in Renegade. Renegade powers over to Benoit, lifts him up and slams him down hard with a savage powerbomb! He tries for the cover but Venom breaks up the pin.*
King: Damnit Venom! Kick his ass Renegade!
Cole: Youre brutal you know this right?
King: Your point being?
Cole: Nothing, just thought Id point it out
Mongo: Now there, you better start putting points to your words
*Benoit kicks Renegade in the sack and shoves him over with his foot he crawls over and makes the tag to Venom Venom quickly gets to the top rope and takes flight connecting with a huge missile dropkick to Renegade! Venom runs over and knocks Fury off the apron and then nails Renegade with a standing leg drop. Renegade begins to fight his way back to his feet as Venom lays the blows onto his dome Renegade grabs Venom by his tights and tosses him to the ropes he then takes Venom down with a big boot on the rebound!*
Mongo: Im always a fan of the big boot
Cole: Will we be seeing that from you tonight?
Mongo: Yes, off of the tower, to the ground
Cole: is that where youll go?
Mongo: Pfft, of course not, its my own damn match, and without a good wrestler to worry about, the fact that I designed the match will give me the win
*Fury gets in the ring and kicks Venom in the gut he hooks his arms and nails him with the Furification! Benoit hits the ring and begins his assault with the multiple German suplexes on Renegade he finally lets go after 3 and then gets into it with Fury. The two men throw rights and lefts at each other and then finally end up going over the top rope and to the outside. Renegade crawls over and drapes the arm over Venom, 1 2 VENOM GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Renegade gets to his feet and begins pounding on Venom, he tosses him to the ropes but Venom springs off and hits a moonsault DDT! He gets to his feet and stalks Renegade Renegade finally finds his way to his feet and Venom moves in he grabs the arms and nails him with the Xed Out! He makes the cover, 1 2 3!*
Winners: Venom & Chris Benoit
King: Well crap!
Mongo: God damn them! Theyll learn soon enough not to mess with the KKK!
Cole: Oh really? And what are they going to do, burn crosses outside of Beniots house?
Mongo: Hmmm, thats not a bad idea
Cole: I really need to learn to shut up
King: I agree, you do need to learn to shut up
*"Sex And Candy" by Marcy Playground begins to play over the PA as the arena begins flashing between blue and black. Ryan Klark emerges from the back wearing a black revolutionary trench coat, walking at a sort of relaxed pace receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd. Klark slowly makes his way down the ramp seemingly not even noticing everyone in attendance, he rolls into the ring under the bottom rope and makes his way over the opposite side where he takes a seat in the corner as his music dies down.*
Cole: Ryan Klark looks to be in good form tonight
Mongo: He better be, hes taking on Platinum for god sakes
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.*
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
*With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through that and the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at the Cruiserweight Title which is resting around his waist. He gives it a rub, showing off his accomplishment before he takes off, running down the ramp. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the booing fans. Platinum jumps down, giving the platinum "P" and his Cruiserweight Championship to the timekeeper.*
Mongo: Man, this is gonna be great, Platinum always puts on a great show
XHF Cruiserweight Championship
Ryan Klark vs. Platinum
*The ref calls for the bell as Ryan Clark bounces from side to side ready for a fight. Platinum cockily waves off his competitor and turns towards a lady in the front row and begins to flirt with her. Ryan Clark becomes enraged by this and starts screaming at the Champion. Platinum raises his hand motioning for Ryan Clark to stop and Ryan Clark runs at him as Platinum again turns away. Platinum hears him coming and leap frogs him then rolls him up from behind for a quick pin attempt and a two count. Ryan Clark gets to his knees and starts to get to his feet but cannot get all the way up as Platinum jumps up and drops his opponent with a low dropkick. Platinum springs to his feet and throws out his arms as asking for praise from the fans, but receives none as Ryan Clark pulls himself up in the corner shaking his head. Platinum stares at Clark with a cocky grin as Clarks face shows true intensity as he slowly moves to the center of the ring. Both men meet with a tie up and Platinum has a hip toss reversed into a hip toss from Clark. Clark gets up quickly as does Platinum, but Clark with a fury of speed sends Platinum backwards over the top rope with a horrific clothesline. Clark steps back towards the center of the ring as Platinum slowly gets to his feet and Clark runs and springboards to the outside connecting with a flying spear he calls Soul Reaver.*
Cole: Soul Reaver!
*Clark is a bit dazed from the landing as Platinum is barely showing signs of life. Clark gets to his feet and grunts as he shakes off his pain and begins to lift the Cruiserweight Champion to his feet. Clark looks over at the announcers table with a look of evil intentions, but as he turns back to Platinum he is greeted with a rake to the eyes and Platinum quickly grabs him by the head followed by ramming it into the announcers table. Clark is dazed and Platinum leaves him standing and begins to climb onto the ring apron. Clark shakes his head and grabs Platinum by the leg. Platinum kicks back knocking him off then turns and jumps at Clark planting him with a tornado DDT. Platinum gets up a bit slow but lifts Clark up as well and rolls in the ring. Platinum gets up to the apron and looks down at the still down Ryan Clark and then out to the crowd before springing over the top with a senton splash, but Ryan Clark rolls out of the way. Platinum is able to recover quickly and rolls though. Platinum rolls up and to his feet then bounces off the ropes and slides at Clark connecting with a Baseball slide that sends Clark rolling out of the ring. Platinum then springs to his feet and watches as Clark gets his feet. Platinum runs against the ropes and flies over the top rope for a suicide dive on Ryan Clark, but suicide is the key word as Clark side steps it at the last moment.*
Mongo: No! Damn you Ryan Clark!
*Ryan Clark slowly moves over Platinum, who aside from rolling onto his back, has not moved an inch since his crash landing. Clark kneels down over the fallen Champion and lifts the back of his head then begins to tear into him with a barrage of punches to the face. Platinum is slightly cut from the punches delivered from Ryan Clark and this becomes visible when Clark stops the attacks and lifts Platinum to his feet before whipping him into the ring steps. Platinum crashes into the back first and he screams out in pain. Clark smiles at the sound of Platinum in pain and charges at him knee first but Platinum moves out of the way. Clark is able to avoid hitting with full force, but is still hurt. Clark stomps on Platinum before lifting him up and sliding him in the ring. Clark slides in right after him and makes the cover but only gets a two as Platinum got his foot on the ropes.*
Mongo: A nice veteran move there from Platinum
*Ryan Clark slams his hand down in anger before getting to his feet. Platinum rolls away from his challenger and slowly gets to his feet much to the surprise of Clark. Clark takes a step back and stalks the champion and as he turns around Clark springs at him and connects perfectly with a super kick and Platinum is down again. It seems that fatigue is setting in on Clark as he does not make the cover right away because he takes a quick breather. Clark does make the cover but he took to long and Platinum kicks out. Clark is outraged after this one and he gets to his feet and gets in the refs face a bit, but then backs off as he realizes the title is in his grasps. Ryan Clark then lifts the Champion to his feet and calls for the end. Clark lifts him up for the End of Redemption, but before he can send Platinum across his knee Platinum turns the momentum around and reverses the move into a neck breaker. Both men lay flat on the mat for several seconds until Platinum rolls over and drapes his arm across the chest of Clark, but Clark kicks out. Platinum then rolls off of Clark and the adrenaline seems to start running through the veins of Platinum as he springs to his feet with a kick up. Clark slowly sits up and Platinum runs and drop kicks him in the back of the head then gets right back to his feet again and dives over the still sitting Clark and grabs the neck for another neck breaker. Clark falls back on his back and Platinum climbs to the top rope. Platinum looks down at his opponent from the top before flying off and hitting a picture perfect Money Maker. Platinum makes the cover and retains his title.*
Winner: Platinum
Mongo: Damn right he wins
*The lights dim and Slayer's "South Of Heaven" starts. The guitar riffs start out slowly and continue on for about forty seconds, the drums kick in and leads the crowd into the theme of "Primetime" Chris Sanders. Gold confetti shoots into the air in simultaneous movement with the drum beats. The vocals kick in as the crowd watches the entrance way, for Chris Sanders.*
"An unforseen future nestled somewhere in time
Unsuspecting victims no warnings no sign
Judgement day the second coming arrives
Before you see the light you must die!"
*One big gold pyro explodes at the end of the verse and from the smoke stands "Primetime" Chris Sanders along with Trish Stratus, Stratus starts making her way towards the ring as her boyfriend stands in the entrance way longer, with his back towards the ring.*
"Forgotten children confirm a new faith
Advidity and lust controlled by hate
The never ending search for your shattered sanity
Souls of damnation in their own reality."
*Sanders turns and slowly makes his way to the ring, ignoring the fans. He stares at the ring, where Trish is now straddling the second rope, basically to get a cheap pop from the fans. Sanders continues his path.*
"Chaos rampant in an age of distrust
Confrontations impulsive habitat
Bastard sons begat your cunting daughter
premiscuis mothers with your incestuist fathers
Ingrate souls condemned forr all eternity
Observe by moral judgement in dominary deity..."
*Sanders steps into the ring and goes to the right corner, where his girlfriend assists him with his boxing robe, after taking the robe off he gets on the top turnbuckle and raises his fist to the sky and the fans boo him continuously until he gets down, he motions to the entrance way for his opponent to come down, before yawning...making a mockery of his opponent, before he even shows his face.*
Mongo: And Chris Sanders making one of his usual big entrances
King: Yeah, looks nice
*The lights go out and a green searchlight comes across the sage and XtremeTron as the voice of Linkin Park can be heard in the background and the beginning of Faint can be heard. "I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard Handful of complaints but I cant help the fact that everybody can see these scars I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe this is realSo I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do Face away and pretend that I'm not But I'll be here cause you want what I've got" As the chorus begins Decoy is suppose to show but is nowhere to be seen. Sanders doesnt seem to concerned as he decides to go over and have a word with Trish and his sister. The music stops and still no sign of Decoy. Sanders moves back into the middle of the ring, staring up at the ramp. The chorus hits the speakers again and Sanders suddenly drops to the mat, going down hard. The camera pans over to see Decoy with a steel chair! Decoy came through the crowd and cracked the chair over the back of Sanders. Sanders gets to his knees and gets the chair right across the back once again! Decoy picks up Sanders, dropping the chair and immediately drops him with The Wall right on top of the steel chair!*
Cole: Decoy isnt taking his time tonight folks!
XHF European Championship TKO Match
Decoy vs. "Primetime" Chris Sanders w/Trish Stratus
*The referee is checking on Sanders now, sees some signs of movements so decides he cant rule him out just yet, and begins to start the ten count. Sanders is able to get up after eight but as soon as he does, he is greeted by Decoy who shoves him back into the corner and begins to put the boots to him. Sanders gets down into a sitting position, only to have Decoy pick him up once again. Decoy whips Sanders into the far turnbuckle and charges after him but Sanders lunges out with clothesline to take Decoy down. As Decoy gets back up, Decoy gets dropped on his head with a DDT!*
Mongo: Nice DDT from Sanders, thatll show that lowlife
King: I bet well see you do that to Destruction tonight
Mongo: Yeah, lots of times
*Sanders sits there, catching his breath after the surprise attack from Decoy. After a short while, Sanders pulls himself to his feet and begins to take off the top turnbuckle. Sanders turns around and Decoy charges towards him. Sanders picks him up and drops him head first on the exposed turnbuckle! Decoy drops to the mat once again, as his head is beginning to take quite the beating. *
Cole: It seems if Sanders is focusing on Decoys head
Mongo: I think hes trying to break it
*Decoy though, manages to get up again, this time after a count of seven. Decoy staggers his way over to Sanders where Sanders delivers a heavy Hand of Fate! Decoy drops to the mat, and lays there motionless. The referee is ready to just ring the bell as there is absolutely no movement coming from Decoy, but just as he does, his head lifts, and drops back down to the mat. The referee begins the ten count and after a count of five, Decoy has rolled over. Sanders, isnt taking any chances as he grabs him by the head and pulls him over to the corner. Sanders picks up Decoy and delivers a devastating Finishing Touch! Miraculously Decoy is showing signs of movement already, even with the beating his head has taken. Sanders jaw drops in disbelief and he picks up the chair that Decoy brought in earlier. Sanders waits for Decoy to get up and bends the chair right in half over the skull of Decoy. Decoy hits the mat and the referee calls for the bell, Decoys head just cant take anymore.*
Winner and still European Champion :: Chris Sanders
Mongo: And tonight, Primetime isnt Cancelled!
Cole: But look at Decoy!
King: Look at Trish!
Cole: Look at Decoy!
King: Look at-
Cole: No! Look at Decoy! I think hes out cold!
*Sanders looks on as doctors are immediately on the scene checking on Decoy who is not moving in the ring, obviously he has been knocked completely out. They are in there for a minute or two and still no signs of movement from Decoy, Sanders still in the ring, almost in disbelief over the fact that he kept getting up, even with his past of concussions. The doctors finally wave out the ambulance crew. The referee goes over and hands Sanders his European Title, the crowd in a complete hush over the current situation. After applying the neck brace to Decoy, they lift him onto the stretcher before taking him to the back. Sanders goes back to his locker room, with Trish, meanwhile they immediately take Decoy to the ambulance. Venom is there, asking them how he was, and how bad it is, when Mongo arrives and begins talking to the ambulance crew. The camera isnt in close enough to hear what is being said but Mongo begins looking concerned for his fallen XHFer. Suddenly Mongo yells out to the ambulance worker as he walks towards the ambulance door.*
Mongo: Get him the best help the XHF can buy. Hes had a history of concussions, make sure hes okay.
The ambulance leaves, Decoy in the back, and a concerned look on many XHFers in the back, whether they new him or not, its never pleasant to see one of their go down like that in the ring
Cole: This could be bad, real bad
Raven's Gauntlet
Entrants:
Hardcore Harry
Chris Stylz
Perry Saturn
BITCH Dragon
GIZMO Dragon
Ken Shamrock
*"Smells like Teen Spirit" plays over the PA system, as Raven walks down the ramp. Raven climbs the second turnbuckle and extends his wings to the crowd. He takes off his jacket and climbs in the ring and paces for a bit before he gets a mic off of a cameraman and sits in his corner and says...*
Raven: You people treat me like an outcast, like a degenerate, like the odd man out, like an unwanted child. I am sick and tired of being treated with rejectedness. After tonight, you people shall bare witness to the new Raven's Rules heavyweight champion. You people will have no choice but to accept me. You people cheer for people with less talent than I have. You people chose to cheer for people with less intelligent fortitude than I have. Well I'm sick and tired of it. After tonight, you people shall see that for every hero, there's a villain. But in every comic book, there's a master villain, that no matter how many heroes go after him, he still can't be beat. I am that all-powerful creature. The creature known as the Ebony Bird of Yore. The Black Bird of Death. The Ominous, that is, Raven. And GIZMO Dragon shall be the first casualty of the Raven's Rules Gauntlet match. Quoth the Raven,
NEVERMORE
*"Aerodynamic" by Daft Punk hits as GIZMO Dragon emerges from the depths of the Xtremetron to a mixed reaction. He poses on top of the ramp as if a superhero before making a simple journey into the ring and posing again.*
King: Here comes the first victim.
*The match starts as GIZMO yells at Raven with words that don't even sound made up and the two lock up. GIZMO quickly gets behind Raven with wrist lock. Raven reaches around for an escape and grabs the free arm of GIZMO and reverses into a wrist lock of his own. GIZMO then hurries for an escape, but doesn't get a chance as Raven pushes him from behind into the ropes. GIZMO bounces back and is hit with a drop toe hold from Raven. GIZMO is quick to his feet and is greeted by Raven running at him. The much quicker GIZMO is able to react quickly and sends Raven flying with a Monkey toss.*
Cole: GIZMO, is in control of the match so far.
Mongo: I want Raven to win, since hes undefeated, and undefeated people are cool.
Cole: But he lost one match
*Raven rolls out of the ring. Raven leans up against the apron holding one hand on his head and his other rummaging for something from under then ring out of the view of GIZMO Dragon. GIZMO the runs and slides with a baseball slide at Raven but he side steps it and pulls GIZMO out of the ring. GIZMO turns to the black bird of prey and is the recipient of a shot to the head with what appears to be a baking pan that Raven found under the ring. GIZMO falls straight down, but somehow is able to reach the apron and get back up. Raven then drops the baking pan on the mat and as GIZMO gets fully to his feet Raven kicks him in the gut and delivers an Evenflow DDT onto the baking pan. The ref makes the count as Raven makes the cover and GIZMO is eliminated.*
Eliminated: GIZMO Dragon
Cole: And there goes GIZMO!
*His music hits the speakers, and out comes Ken Shamrock, sparks flying in the air, Shamrock standing in the middle of them. When the sparks leave, Ken Shamrock shouts out, and beats himself in the head 3 times different hands, and then shouts out again, continuing down to the ring. He steps up on the steps, to the turnbuckle, as sparks fly out of the turnbuckle going out over him, and a few audience members, as he beats himself in the head a few times again, and shouts out one last time, when he finally steps in the ring.*
King: Heh, this guy wants Scorpion bad.
*As Shamrock makes his way to the ring Raven throws several items that could be used as weapons into the ring then rolls in the ring himself and picks up a steel chair that he threw in there. Shamrock slides into the ring and Raven charges him with the chair and swings it for his head but Shamrock ducks away. Raven turns around and Shamrock catches him with kicks to the ribs of Raven. Raven drops the chair to try and bloc the kicks, but Shamrock stops the kicks and charges Raven with a clothesline that sends him over the top rope and down to the floor outside of the ring. Shamrock screams out with intensity in his voice. Shamrock then climbs out of the ring as Raven gets to his feet and steps right into the arms of the world's most dangerous man and Raven is tossed overhead with a belly to belly suplex. Shamrock then moves over Raven and locks in the Ankle Lock. Raven immediately screams out in pain as Shamrock tightens the hold and contorts the ankle until he screams louder and louder. Raven scrambles around with his hands trying to find something, anything to get him free. Finally, Raven reaches under the ring and pulls out several weapons and begins to throw them at the head of Shamrock. One hits and Shamrock doesn't release. A second hits and the hold is still not broken. Raven reaches again and pulls out what appears to be a bag of tacks and he begins to throw the tacks at the face of Shamrock. One catches Shamrock and cuts his cheek slightly. More tacks are launched that the World's Most Dangerous man until he finally releases the hold. Shamrock now has several small cuts on his face as Raven drops the bag of tacks and the pour out of the bag onto the floor. Raven slowly gets to his feet as Shamrock stalks his competitor until he gets to his feet. Shamrock moves in on Raven and Raven quickly darts out of the way and drop toe holds Shamrock face first into the tacks. Raven crawls over to Shamrock and flips him over onto his back. Shamrock is bleeding profusely from the face and Raven makes the cover 1-2-3.*
Eliminated: Ken Shamrock.
Cole: Two are eliminated!
King: Only four more left.
*Raven then slowly crawls to the ring and slides in. Raven then sits leaning in the corner as the next competitor comes out. Raven looks up at the entrance and no one appears. He looks at the ref and the ref shrugs his shoulders. Raven then pulls him self up to a standing position and picks up a chair and waves towards the entrance for someone to come out. All of a sudden a figure jumps from out of the crowd and slides in the ring behind Raven.*
King: Woah!
Mongo: That was unexpected.
*It is Chris Styles the next entrant in the Gauntlet. Chris spins Raven around and before he can go for a move he is leveled with a chair shot from Raven. Styles falls in a heap and Raven makes the cover 1-2-3.*
Eliminated: Chris Styles
Cole: And that was quick.
*Perry Saturn runs from the crowd, and slides into the ring, and he and Raven are face to face. Raven laughs, but Saturn doesnt waste any time and knocks Raven down with a right hand. Raven falls down and Saturn stops on him, and then goes under the ring and grabs a bat. He slides into the ring but Raven stops him, and begins to stomp on him. Raven takes a chair that was used earlier, and cracks Saturn in the back of the head. Saturn holds his head in pain, and Raven drops the chair and lifts Raven up and gets him in a front facelock, and slams him into the chair with a Evenflow DDT! Raven doesnt release the hold, instead he climbs up to his feet and hits another Evenflow DDT on the chair. Raven sits up and looks at the crowd, and covers Saturn for the win.*
Eliminated: Perry Saturn
Mongo: That wasnt long either.
*Raven sits up and waits for his next opponent, as "Aerodynamic" hits and BITCH Dragon comes from behind the announce table and hops on the apron! He waits for Raven to turn around, and when Raven finally does BITCH springboards off the top rope and jumps for a springboard tornado DDT, but Raven just holds BITCH up and northern lifts suplexes him into the chair! Raven bridges the move, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: BITCH Dragon
King: And Raven is on a roll!
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them riled up. Harry then heads to the ring and Harry then goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants. He stands in the corner and stares at Raven.*
Cole: Oh, Raven is going to have a challenge in front of him.
*Raven takes off his shirt and taunts for Harry to face him, and the two square off in the middle of the ring. Blows are trade punches, until Harry knees Raven in the stomach and then throws him across the ring with a belly to belly suplex. Raven gets up and runs to Harry, but Harry catches him once again with another belly to belly suplex. Harry picks up Raven went for a Neckbreaker, but Raven reversed it into a reverse DDT!*
Mongo: Nice reversal!
*But Raven was to hurt to make the pin, so he rolled out of the ring. Raven laid against the ring and held his arm, but Harry climbs to his feet and kicks Raven in the back of the head! Raven falls face forward, and Harry climbs out of the ring and grabs him, but Raven crawls under the ring. Harry screams at Raven to get out, but Raven gets out from a different side of the ring with a fire extinguisher! Harry doesnt see the weapon and walks to Raven, as Raven sprays him in the face. Harry screams and holds his eyes, but Raven then smacks him over the head with the weapon! Harry is knocked out and Raven makes the cover, and gets the win!*
Eliminated: Hardcore Harry
Winner: Raven
Mongo: WOO!! Raven did it!
*"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana hits, and Raven gets out and runs up the ramp and to the back, in victory.*
Cole: There is your winner.
*"Follow The God That Failed" by Metallica hits, and Tara Comes out along-side with Wraith, holding his kendo stick, as Wraith walks down the row. Wraith then helping her over the barricade, they both continue to enter the ring, Tara handing the kendo stick back to Wraith as he holds the rope down for Tara to enter. Tara enters the ring slowly, and the cameras run up for a close-up on her eyes, which have cleared out contacts in, only showing the black in the eye, in a cat-like form. She then grabs the kendo stick from Wraith, and the referee holds down the rope for her, as she exits the ring. She then will help King and Cole commentate, as Wraith stands in the ring waiting for his partner and opponents. "Imaginary" by Evanescence hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits as "Faceless" by Godsmack hits and Apollyon walks out wearing his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon gets on the nearest turnbuckle and does his Version 1.0 taunt.*
Mongo: Theres been a huge buzz as to who will win this match tonight
King: My money is on Grace Personified
Cole: Hmmm, I think that-
*The crowd begins to buzz as Dragpipe's "Simpleminded" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading Daniels and Velez through the curtain. Daniels is clad in his black robe, red sash, and dangling Onk pendant, while Velez is in his short dark blue attire, with "Grace Personified" written on it in silver. They continues to the ring as the announcer speaks the name of the team...Grace Personified!.. Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Charlie walks up the ring steps and goes through the second rope, and jumps on the turnbuckle next to Daniels. Daniels is smirking, he lowers his arms and turns to await his opponent, while Charlie jumps off the second rope and stands in the center of the ring.*
Cole:As I was saying, I think that Apollyon and Wraith have a great chance
Mongo: And I think Dark Parade will bring it home
Cole: Uh, Mongo?
Mongo: Yeah?
Cole: Dark Parade arent in this match
Mongo: Then why the hell is it on the air!?
XHF Tag Team Championship
Grace Personified vs. Apollyon and Wraith
*Velez and Daniels give their tag team titles to the referee, but are then attacked by Wraith and Apollyon. The four begin to trade blows, until Daniels is thrown out of the ring, and Wraith and Apollyon double team Charlie. They both toss him to the ropes, and when he bounces back they lift him up and drive him throat first into the third rope! Daniels grabs Charlie by the ankles and drag him out of the ring, retreating from Wraith and Apollyon. Grace Personified begin walking up the ramp, as Wraith and Apollyon are irate in the ring. Apollyon nods his head, and the two run out of the ring and up the ramp and attack Grace Personified! Apollyon grabs Charlie and pulls his hair, and rolls him into the ring. Apollyon slides in, but Charlie is already up to his feet and stomps Apollyon on the back of the neck. Charlie lifts Apollyon up and whips him to the ropes, and then knocks him down with a jumping calf kick and makes the first cover of the match. Apollyon kicks out at two, as Charlie climbs to his feet and sends two boots into the chest of Apollyon. Charlie then grabs the legs of Apollyon, and positions near the turnbuckle, setting Apollyon up for a catapult. Charlie laughs and leans back, sending Apollyon to the corner, but Apollyon lands on the second turnbuckle! Charlie taunts to the crowd and turns around, right into a second rope Kick From Hell!*
Cole: That was great!
King: Damn Charlie and his lust for the crowed
*Apollyon makes the cover, but luckily Christopher Daniels made it to the ring and breaks up the cover. Daniels is sent to the corner, as Apollyon lifts Charlie up and tags in his brother Wraith. Apollyon grabs Charlie in a front facelock, and lifts up his arm, as Wraith climbs up to the top and drives a fist into the ribs of Charlie Velez. Charlie falls to his knees holding his ribs, and Wraith hits some stiff kicks into the lower neck of Charlie. Charlie falls face first into the mat holding his neck, but Wraith turns him over and makes the cover, but Charlie kicks out at two. Wraith lifts Charlie up and sets him up for a DDT, but Charlie reverses it into a northern lights suplex. The referee begins the count, but Charlie rolls over and hits another northern lights suplex! Charlie bridges the move and the referee starts the count once again, but Wraith gets a shoulder up. Charlie crawls to his corner and tags in Christopher Daniels, who hops over the third rope and stalks Wraith. Wraith slowly climbs up to his feet, and turns to a quick kick from Daniels. Daniels grabs Wraith and hits a gut-wrench suplex, and then a standing moonsault! Daniels makes the cover, but Wraith still kicks out.*
Cole: What tremendous heart Wraith is showing tonight folks!
*Daniels pounds the mat and then brings Wraith up with him. Two European uppercuts later Wraith is whipped to the ropes, and kicked in the gut, and Daniels tags in Charlie who climbs up to the third rope. Charlie taunts, but then jumps off the turnbuckle and connects with a leg drop to the back of Wraiths neck! Charlie showboats, and the finally covers Wraith, but Apollyon is there to break up the cover. Charlie grins and tags in Christopher Daniels, who gets into the ring and hops onto the second rope, sending a leg drop into the back of Wraiths neck. Wraith lies motionless in the middle of the ring, as Daniels looks around and laughs at the crowd. They boo as Daniels gets up, and backs up into Wraith and Apollyons corner, knocking Apollyon down! Apollyon tries to get into the ring, but the referee holds him back, as Grace Personified double team Wraith. Charlie heads back to the corner as Apollyon finally calms down.*
Mongo: Man, Apollyon doesnt hold back some days does he?
*Christopher Daniels lifts Wraith up, and chops him into the chest, against the ropes. Daniels gives Wraith a quick kick in the gut, and then runs to the ropes. When Daniels gets about a foot infront of Wraith, he ducks and backdrops Daniels over the top rope! Daniels climbs up to his feet and turns to Wraith, but he quickly gets knocked back down with a baseball slide. Wraith goes to the outside and beats on Daniels, and lifts him up. Wraith whips Daniels to the ring steps, but Daniels hops onto the second step! Daniels flies off for a moonsault, but Wraith moves out of the way causing Daniels to hit the padding hard! Christopher Daniels is in pain, and Wraith then drives a elbow in the back of his neck and then rolls him into the ring. Wraith then climbs up to the apron, but suddenly Charlie Velez flies off the top rope and knocks him off the apron with a dropkick! Wraith hits the railing hard, as Charlie lies in the ring and gets up and looks at Wraith. He bounces against the ropes and then runs towards Wraith and jumps over for a springboard crossbody, but Wraith moves out of the way causing Charlie to fly into the front row!*
Mongo: Thatll show them for not liking my regime!
*Wraith gets in the ring and Christopher Daniels sends boots into his back once he gets in. Daniels lifts up Wraith and sets him up for the Last Rites, but Apollyon finally gets into the ring and knocks Wraith onto Daniels with a Kick From Hell! Wraith refuses to make the cover, and tags in Apollyon instead! Apollyon gets in the ring and begins to beat on Daniels, as Charlie finally gets over the apron and crawls into the ring. Charlie climbs up to his feet and Apollyon kicks him in the stomach, and grabs him in a front facelock. Apollyon taunts for the Twister From Hell, but when he twists around going to hit the move, Charlie gets out and grabs a waistlock and german suplexes Apollyon against the nearest turnbuckle! Apollyon holds his neck in pain, as Charlie finally goes to his corner. Christopher Daniels slowly climbs up to his feet and walks to Apollyon and grabs him by the hair and lifts him up. Daniels wraps his arm around Apollyons neck with a front facelock, and then throws Apollyons arm over his neck. Daniels lifts Apollyon up for a suplex, but then drops him hard for The Saving Grace! Daniels floats over and hooks the leg, but Apollyon kicks out!*
Cole: He kicked out!
*Daniels is frustrated by the count, and tags in Charlie Velez. Charlie stalks Apollyon, as he slowly climbs up to his feet. Apollyon finally gets to his feet and runs to Charlie, but Charlie lifts him up for a powerslam and slams him down hard with a Real Deal! Charlie covers Apollyon cockily and counts with the referee, but Wraith gets in the ring and breaks up the cover! Wraith is forced back to his corner, as Charlie grabs the wrists of Apollyon and crosses them around his neck, choking him. The referee asks Apollyon if he quits, but he refuses and slowly climbs up to his feet. Charlie kicks Apollyon in the back with the move still locked on, but Apollyon still begins to climb up to his feet. Apollyon lifts his arms up high and twists around facing Charlie, and then kicks him in the stomach to break up the move. Apollyon whips Charlie to the ropes, but when they met each other they both knock each other down with a crossbody block!*
Cole: And both men go down!
Mongo: Wow, nothing gets past you does it Cole?
*Both men roll around the ring holding their stomachs, but Apollyon is able to crawl to his corner. Charlie grabs the foot of Apollyon and slowly climbs up to his feet to stop Apollyon, but Apollyon kicks Charlie off him and tags in Wraith! Daniels gets into the ring to try to stop Wraith, but Wraith just knocks him down with a clothesline. Wraith knocks Daniels down with another clothesline when he gets up, and then lifts him up to his feet. Wraith taunts to the crowd for a dangerous DDT, but Charlie Velez dropkicks Wraith in the face out of nowhere! Wraith bounces off the ropes and back at Grace Personified, who throw each of Wraiths arm over each shoulder, and hit a standing Unwritten Law!*
King: UNWRITTEN LAW!
Mongo: What, you mean like no killing?
Cole: Thats a written law
*Charlie crawls onto Wraith and hooks a leg, but Apollyon breaks up the cover at two! Daniels attacks Apollyon, and Charlie then joins in, until Daniels goes to the corner and hops onto the top rope. Charlie lifts Apollyon on his shoulders as Christopher Daniels jumps off the top rope going for The Climax, but Apollyon victory rolls Charlie, and Daniels hits the referee!*
Cole: And the ref has been taken out!
*Apollyon gets off of Charlie and then kicks him in the face, and then runs to Christopher Daniels. Apollyon pounds on Daniels and then lifts him up onto his shoulders. Apollyon spins around with Christopher Daniels on his shoulders, and connects with The Bloody Fury! Apollyon makes the cover, but the referee is still knocked out! Apollyon gets off of Daniels and tries to get the referee up, as Daniels slowly crawls behind Apollyon and gives him a low blow! Christopher Daniels then lifts Apollyon back first, and drives him hard into the mat with Malicious Values! Daniels doesnt make the cover though, as he rests against the second rope. Daniels continues to rest, as Dominique slowly slides into the ring! She taunts to the crowd and they cheer, and she runs to Daniels and kicks him in the head with the 619!*
Cole: 619!
*Daniels rolls over and slowly begins to climb up to his feet, as Dominique climbs up to the top rope. She taunts to the crowd, but Charlie Velez runs to the ropes and Dominique hits the third turnbuckle hard! Charlie places her neck against his shoulder and hooks both of her legs, and then lifts her up and then drives her hard with The Final Destination! Charlie rolls Dominique out of the ring and taunts to the crowd, as Tara takes off her headset and slides into the ring!*
Mongo: And Tara is about to get involved in this one!
*Tara stalks Charlie as he continues to taunt, and then turns around into a boot to the gut. She grabs Charlie in a facelock, and runs to the turnbuckle and drives Charlie into the mat with a Ice Lightning! Charlie rolls out of the ring and Tara gets out, as Christopher Daniels slowly climbs up to his feet, and Wraith runs out of nowhere and hits a Painkiller on Daniels! Wraith slowly hooks the leg of Daniels, as the referee finally recovers and starts the count. 1-2-3!*
Winners and new XHF Tag Team Champions: Wraith and Apollyon
Cole: And Wraith does it!
King: Well shoot!
*Wraith holds his arms up in the air, as Tara gets in the ring and hugs him. Apollyon grabs his and his brothers newly won Tag Team titles, and slides into the ring and celebrates. Christopher Daniels gets out of the ring, as Charlie walks up the ramp irate by what has just happened, and makes it all the way to the back. Wraith and Apollyon continue to celebrate, until the lights go out. The CKY logo fills up the Xtremetron, and once the lights go back on CKY is in the in the ring attacking Wraith and Apollyon! Brandon Taylor lifts up Apollyon in a backbody drop position, but he keeps him hanging on and drives Apollyon down with a XXXTacy! Ryan sets Wraith between his legs and lifts him up and drives him into the mat with a powerbomb, as Shawn runs against the ropes and connects with a running shooting star press! CKY stand around the ring and look at what theyve done, and go to the back, leaving Apollyon and Wraith in the ring.*
Mongo: And CKY has made a huge impact tonight!
*The lights dim in the venue and "Fly From the Inside" by Shinedown, starts assaulting the arena PA system. Kris appears from behind the curtain, and starts walking to ring. When Kris reaches the ring, he steps inside, and heads over to his corner.*
Cole: Kris Pain never fails to get on a PPV, I love it
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon just ignores them and walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
King: Nobody is better than Kanyon as far as Im concerned
XHF Phoenix Championship
Kanyon vs. Kris Pain w/Tylene Buck
*The match starts and as Kanyon hands his title over to the Ref and Kris Pain takes advantage and attacks Kanyon from behind. Kris pushes Kanyon back into the corner and drives forearm shots to the face of Kanyon then grabs him by the wrist and whips him across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle. Kris Pain charges at him at full speed and Kanyon gets his foot up and knocks Pain down with a thump. Kanyon then hoists himself on the second rope as Pain gets to his feet and Kanyon flies off with a flying clothesline. Pain slowly staggers to his feet as Kanyon hits the ropes and runs at the dazed challenger. Kris Pain notices this quick though and ducks and lifts Kanyon up for a hot shot flap jack. Kanyon rolls on the mat holding his neck and gasping for air. Kris Pain quickly turns the Champion on his back and goes for the pin but only gets a two count. Kris Pain, aggravated, jumps to his feet and begins to stomp on Kanyon as he tries to struggle to his feet still grasping his neck with one hand. Kris Pain slaps the back of Kanyons neck in a cocky manner as he lets Kanyon to his knees. Kris Pain then stands back as he lets Kanyon to his feet and when he does Pain charges with a clothesline, but Kanyon ducks under. Pain hits the opposite ropes and Kanyon lowers his head for a back body drop. Kris Pain leap frogs over the champion and he the ropes again. Pain charges back towards the champion and Kanyon kicks Pain in the stomach to stop the momentum. Kanyon then lifts Pain onto his shoulders and attempts at torture rack on his challenger, but Pain slips out and lands behind Kanyon. Pain then locks a full nelson in on Kanyon. Kanyon does his best to get out of the hold and manages to reverse it into a hammer lock.*
Mongo: Nice reversal into a hammer lock, we need to see more of that around here
*Kris Pain reaches around with his free arm and tries to find some sort of escape and finally does when he grabs Kanyon by the head and flips him over with snap mare takeover. Kanyon is taken over and now in the sitting position and Pain rears back and levels Kanyon in the back of the head with a devastating kick. Kanyon immediately falls to the mat and Pain makes the cover and gets close to three but not quite as Kanyon rolls the shoulder breaking the count. Pain is noticeably upset with the call and he gets up and in the refs face to dispute the matter. Pain gets the ref back in the corner and yells in his face as Kanyon slowly gets to his feet and Tylene Buck slides into the ring. Kanyon is now to his feet but noticeably dazed as Tylene approaches. Tylene gives Kanyon the once over before reaching back and swinging with a huge slap which appears to do nothing what so ever, but revive the Champion. Tylene is astonished and swings again but Kanyon blocks it and kisses the former porn start. Tylene gets free and steps back with a look of disgust on her face. Kanyon then grabs Buck by the hair and tosses her out of the ring. Tylene hits the floor with great force and Kanyon seems worried about what he has just done. Pain suddenly realizes what happened and releases the ref from the corner. The ref slides out of the ring to check on the fallen woman and Pain immediately in a fit of rage attacks the Champion with everything he has. Pain delivers lefts and rights and staggers the champ back into a corner. Pain delivers several boots to the stomach of Kanyon until he falls into the sitting position and then Pain steps back and runs at Kanyon with a knee lift to the face. Kris Pain is really in a zone now as the Ref gets medics out to help Tylene onto a stretcher. Pain begins to lifts Kanyon to his feet and hoists him into a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. Kris Pain then climbs up as well and hooks the tights of the champion then lifts him up and hits a superplex.*
Mongo: He had the tights!
Cole: That doesnt matter, he wasnt pinning him
*Both men have a lot taken out of them from the fall, but Pain is able to crawl to the champion and hook the leg. The crowd chants along 1-2-3- but the ref is still outside helping the medics. Pain, outraged, bangs his fist on the mat then rolls out of the ring. He storms his way over to the time keepers table and grabs the steel chair then slides back into the ring where Kanyon is nearly to his feet. Kris Pain stands back and awaits for Kanyon to fully get to his feet and turn around and when he does Pain swings the chair with full force. Kanyon is able to duck it by the hairs of his head and when Kris Pain turns back around Kanyon delivers a big boot to the chair and sends it right into the face of Kris Pain. Both men lay flat on the mat as the ref and medics nearly have the hurt Tylene loaded up and headed to the back. In the ring both men slowly get to their feet. Kris Pains face is now a crimson mask as blood seems to be pouring from his nose. Pain swings widely at the Champion who besides the blood looks no better off then the challenger, but Kanyon is able to dodge the wild punch and move in on Pain. Kanyon swift fully grabs the Challenger by the neck and sends him onto the chair with a Kanyon Cutter. Kanyon pushes the chair out of the ring and makes the cover. Kanyon punds his hands on the mat and gets the refs attention. The ref slides into the ring just in time to make the count 1-2-3 and the victory goes to Kanyon.*
Winner: Kanyon
Mongo: Who betta than Kanyon?
King: NOBODY!
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the X-Treme Tron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of Linkin Park leadsman Mike Shinoda begin to echo throughout the building.. Nothing ever stops all these thoughts and the pain attached to them, Sometimes I wonder why this is happening, It's like nothing I can do would distract me when, I think of how I shot myself in the back again, Cuz from the infinite words I can say I, Put all pain you gave to me on display, But didn't realize instead of setting it free I, Took what I hated and made it a part of me,..(Never goes away)..(Never goes away).. *At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet as the chorus of Linkin Park's "Figure.09" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and the sadistic couple of Rage, with his XHF U.S. Championship draped directly over his shoulder, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of cheers from this entire sellout crowd joining them tonight. Thereafter, the duo then finally reach the the ring area where, once inside, the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising his both his fists and his title defiantly to the crowd and taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Meanwhile, Torrie stands outside the ring taunting off in her own ways to this multitude of loyal XHFers/Ragiacs, all the while cheering her husband on endlessly as always*
Mongo: I swear, all she ever does is stand there and clap
King: Yeah, its pretty pathetic
*Speculum" by Adema hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain and holds his arms up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Storm then makes his way down the ramp, Storm gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes with his arms up in the air. He then walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down.*
Mongo: I like Storm, well, you know, except for his Canadian belief system
*The opening riffs of "Seamless" by American Head Charge hits the Xtremetron, as the crowd turns to complete and solid boos. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where Diamond now stands, head down. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring. He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with boos. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out.*
Cole: Wow, nobody loves Diamonds tonight
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stop watch appears on the Xtreme Tron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the Xtreme Tron. "You've Done it Now" plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. Shady walks out behind him taunting the crowd too. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continusely taunts the crowd. Goldberg helps Shady into the ring and slides in himself. Goldberg climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd while Shady poses near the ropes next to him. Goldberg jumps off, and kisses Shady on the lips. Shady then leaves the ring while Goldberg tests the ropes.*
Mongo: Stupid Goldberg
*Shady and Torrie walk outside the cell and return to the locker room after making their Retribution presence where they will watch from the locker room. All four man stand at opposite corners of the ring, the cell door still wide open as they await the arrival of Millennium, their special guest referee.
The lights in the arena go out. Blue and silver electricity begins to surge across the XtremeTron. It suddenly changes to red, wavy electric. After a few seconds a blue and silver explosion erupts onto the screen and a countdown from 10 begins. When the count reaches zero the screen goes black. After several seconds silver and red pyro erupts from the stage as ""King of My World"" by Saliva picks up. Millennium is now standing atop the ramp, back to the crowd. He extends one arm at a time, then follows it up with a Jericho-esqe spinning taunt a little ways down the ramp. He stops the taunt and finishes his walk down the ramp, taunting the fans. Millennium walks up to the cell door but instead of walking in, he chains and locks the door shut, trapping the men inside. Millennium proceeds around the side of the cell where he pulls up a seat next to the commentators & gang and tells the referee to ring the bell. The bell rings as Millennium settles down in behind the commentators table*
Mongo: Well, Im off to go get ready for my match
Cole: But Millennium is just sitting down
Mongo: Exactly
Millennium: Wheres the fat guy going?
Cole: Hes going to get ready for his match
XHF United States Heavyweight Championship Fatal Fourway Hell In A Cell Special Guest Referee: Millennium
Rage vs. Lance Storm vs. Diamond vs. Goldberg
*Rage turns around and points at Millennium from inside the cell, seemingly yelling out to him.*
Millennium :: Dont be worrying about me, youve got three guys ready to kick your ass, pay attention to them
King :: How nice of you to join us Millennium
Cole :: What are you doing out here, shouldnt you be in there? What if somebody makes a pinfall.
Millennium :: Theyre all big boys, Im sure they can count to three. Rage might have a little difficulty but Im sure if he takes off his boots and counts on his toes he should be okay.
*Rage shakes his head at Millennium and he turns to face the other three who are also under some sort of confusion over what Millennium is doing on the outside.*
Millennium :: Been out for a while, trained long and hard. This Millennium is better then ever. Whole new guy if you ask me.
Cole: One that will stick around this time?
Millennium: Go to hell
*Storm puts an end to any confusion and gets the action started as he jumps Goldberg in far corner. Storm goes right onto the attack, pounding the head of Goldberg against the turnbuckle before turning him around and moving him into a sitting position via a few boots to the gut. Diamond decides to get started as well and charges towards Rage. Rage attempts to back body drop Diamond but Diamond grabs hold on the ropes, doing a hand stand on the top rope, leaning his legs against the cell to hold him up before dropping them over the head of Rage and taking him down with head scissors.*
Cole :: Quick Action from Diamond
Millennium :: See if that was anybody else in there, theyd have seen that one coming, but Rage...hes just not smart enough.
*Rage is quick to his feet and goes for a clothesline but Diamond ducks under and connects hard with a dropkick sending Rage stumbling into the corner. Storm has Goldberg up in the far corner and after a few punches to the head of Rage from Diamond, Storm whips Goldberg and Diamond whips Rage, causing the two to collide in the middle of the ring. As the two stumble back, Diamond takes Rage down with a falling neck breaker and Storm delivers a German suplex to Goldberg. Storm holds on for a pin but then quickly remembers that Millennium is on the outside and cant make the count.*
Cole :: You should have been in there!
Millennium :: The hype around this match Cole, it shouldnt be ending this early.
*Storm walks to the far end of the cell and points to Millennium and begins screaming out at him. Millennium stands up from his chair and motions with his arms, calling on Storm, realising the cell is in the way, toying with Storm. Goldberg comes from behind Storm and does a modified bulldog, sending him head first into the cell! Diamond sets up Rage in the corner where he delivers a hard knife edge chop, sending the impact through the arena! Rage hunches over, holding his chest as Diamond takes a step back before coming in and taking him down with a monkey flip. As Rage stumbles up from the monkey flip, Diamond follows it up, grabbing the head of Rage and bounces him off of the steel! Diamond hangs on and follows it up with another, sending Rage staggering about in the middle of the ring. Diamond goes for a kick to the gut but Rage catches him. Diamond then goes for the kick to the side of the head but Rage ducks that one too. Rage then tries to send Diamond into the cell but Diamond hangs on, bouncing back with a body splash! Diamond rolls into the cover but again, Millennium is on the outside!*
Cole :: He had the match won
Millennium :: Somebody would have interrupted the count
*This time its Diamonds turn to protest as the camera goes back over to Storm and Goldberg. Goldberg is picking up Storm by the back of the head and sitting him up on the top turnbuckle. Goldberg looks to be going for a super plex but Storm delivers some stiff rights to the gut of Goldberg before pushing him off the turnbuckle. Storm then climbs up onto the top turnbuckle and waits for Goldberg to get to his feet before coming down with a missile dropkick. Storm lines him up and goes for a Super Kick but Goldberg ducks and takes Storm down with a variation of the Cruise Missile. He goes for a pinfall but again, there is no referee!*
Cole :: Thats three people youve cheated out of a win.
Millennium :: Last time Cole, it shouldnt be ending this early.
*Goldberg goes to protest as well now and somehow it ends up as Goldberg and Diamond exchanging words. Diamond shoves Goldberg, who shoves Diamond right back. Diamond then slaps Goldberg who decides to come back with a knee to the gut. Goldberg grabs by the hair and tosses him up against the cell head first. And again, and one more time, the third time, busting Diamond open. Rage gets to his feet and walks over to the fallen Storm, who is nearly at his as well. Storm, however, surprises Rage and comes in charging towards Rage. Out of desperation Rage gets the boot up and takes down Storm! Rage falls into the cover but again there is no referee as all four men now have come that close to a win but with no referee inside the cell. Rage gets up and as he does, Goldberg strikes him from behind, knocking Rage to the outside, right in front of the door.*
Millennium :: Time to attend to some refereeing business, keep my seat warm.
Cole :: Yeah, try counting a pinfall
*Millennium walks around the cell and turns the corner to the ramp where he pulls out some cutters. Millennium uses it to cut the chain and the lock of the door. He then tosses them aside and walks to the side of the cell, yelling something out to Diamond. Diamond gets up and wipes the blood from his forehead before charging towards the ropes and connects with a suicide dive to Rage! Rage gets knocked right back into the door which swings open after the chain had been cut by Millennium! Millennium nods in approval in Diamonds direction before returning to the commentators table.*
Millennium :: There we go, lets get some action into this match.
*Goldberg picks up Storm in the ring and lifts him up into a gorilla press position. Storm looks to be attempting to squirm out of it, but before he can, Goldberg tosses him all the way to the outside of the ring, right on top of Rage! Goldberg then walks to the outside where he is greeted by Diamond with a kick to the gut. Diamond grabs Goldberg by the back of the head but before he can even do anything, Goldberg releases the hold by tossing his arms about. He then grabs Diamond and tosses him into the steel steps! The steps explode on the outside and Goldberg decides to walk over there himself. Instead of attending to Diamond he picks up the steps and raises them to head level. He steps over Diamond and looks to be heading towards Storm and Rage. Before Goldberg can even do anything with the steps, Lance Storm connects with a super kick to the steps, knocking them back into the head of Goldberg! Storm then walks out of the cell and walks around to the time keepers table where he grabs a steel chair. Diamond and Rage begin exchanging blows outside the cell. A hard right from Rage, sends Diamond stumbling up the ramp and Rage follows. Meanwhile Storm comes back around with the chair. As he reaches the cell door, Rage and Diamond have reached the stage. Storm now stands there, watching those two, wondering whats next for him to do. As Goldberg is climbing to his feet. He turns and strikes with a chair to the gut of Goldberg. He raises it, looking to strike him again off the back but Goldberg lunges up, punching the chair back into the head of Storm, and both men go down.*
Cole: Only in the XHF
King: Hey, save those for Mongos match!
*Back on top of the stage, Rage and Diamond are now off to the side. Diamond sees an opportunity and charges towards Rage only to get dropped with a spinebuster! Rage gets up, staring down at Diamond, kicking him to his feet. The last kick, sends Diamond back down, only this time, he ends up rolling right down a flight of stairs and into the equipment area. Back at the cell area, Storm has Goldberg leaned up against the barricade and begins to climb the cell. Storm gets about halfway before turning and delivering a cross body to Goldberg right up against the barricade! The impact sends both men over and into the crowd. Rage sends Diamond into one of the electrical panels as the sparks begin to come out from every direction. Diamond quickly gets away from it and begins stumbling in behind the curtain and into the bag stage area, feeling the effects of a quick shock from the electrical box! Goldberg sends Storm back over the barricade and joins him along the outside. Goldberg grabs Storm by the back of head and begins screaming at Storm before sending him head first into the side of the cell. He repeatedly pounds the head of Storm into the cell, until Storm is busted open! Storm falls back into the barricade, a sitting position, a bloody mess. In the back stage area, Diamond connects with a drop toe hold, sending Rage head first into the concrete floor below. Both men are slow to their feet and arrive at about the same time. Diamond connects with a kick to the gut and tosses him through a door, leading out into the womens locker room. Diamond smiles a moment down at Rage and back up against the wall. Diamond grabs Rage by the head and tosses him head first into the glass mirror!
Millennium : Finally. This is why I opened the door, so we could get some real action. Put the "X" in Xtreme, if you will.
*Back at ringside, Storm is climbing the cell, trying to get away from Goldberg. Meanwhile, from the ramp, Diamond is stumbling out and is heading back towards the ring area. He opens the door and from under the ring, pulls out a few tables. He brings them all the way out from the cell and begins assembling them. He puts two side by side, and two more on top of them. Before looking up at Storm and Goldberg. Storm is backing away from Goldberg on top of the cell, and reaches the end of the line. Goldberg grabs Storm by the back of the head and begins to threaten him as Diamond begins to climb the cell as well. Storm hits Goldberg with a low blow and drops him with a DTT. Diamond pulls himself on top of the cell now and connects with a wheel kick to the chops of Storm, taking him down as well. As Diamond looks back over his shoulders, Rage is crawling down the ramp, and has a tire iron in hand! Diamond stops and stars down at Rage, who is clinging on to the cell trying to pull himself, blood, pouring from his forehead as well. Rage not only gets up but continues to climb up the cell!*
Cole: And up he goes
*Diamond, gets tired of waiting for Rage and turns around, only to get drop kicked in the face by Lance Storm. Diamond loses his balance and falls off the cell, crashing through the tables below! Diamond hit all the tables except the first one at the bottom; its still intact, the rest of which, hes laying in, he and the tables broken in half! *
Cole: What a landing!
*Rage continues to climb up the cell. He finally reaches the top as Storm and Goldberg continue to exchange blows. Rage gets to his feet and strikes Lance Storm in the back of the head with the tire iron! Storm goes down in a heap and Rage and Goldberg are left standing face to face. The two continue to stare, Rage clinching his fist.*
Millennium :: As a competitor in that ring myself, I know that the image of Goldberg raising his title after Wednesday night is going through the mind of Rage right now. Hes about ready to explode.
*Goldberg lets the first punch go, causing him to drop the tire iron. Rage fights back with a knee to the gut, which allows him to pick the tire iron back up and he cracks it over the skull of Goldberg but he doesnt get all of it. He did however get enough of Goldberg to send him stumbling back. Goldberg stops dead in his tracks realizing hes reached the end of the cell. He tries to fight off Rage with a hard punch but Rage ducks under and around it. He then grabs Goldberg and German suplexs him off the cell and through the announce table!*
Millennium :: Damnit! There goes my footrest
*Rage then turns around to a Super Kick from Lance Storm! Both men fall to the ground on top of the cell, Diamond and Goldberg down at opposite ends outside the cell and Millennium still sitting at the commentators table. Rage is first to his feet and so Storm decides to use Rage to help him up. Rage however, decides to set him up in a powerbomb position. As Storm is about to get up, Rage lifts him up and drops him with a Riot Bomb! The piece of steel on top of the cell collapses and Storm falls right through. Storm however, hang on to the end of the steel. Rage drops to one knee, expecting Storm to fall. The steel continues to rip and tear as Storm is just pulling it down even further. Storm in desperation, flips his legs over his head and ends up back on top of the cell, no real damage being done! Storm then takes the opportunity to lunge at Rage, knocking him back a few feet. Rage however, just trying to knock Storm through, comes back with a clothesline, but Storm ducks under and another Super Kick is hit by Storm, this one sending Rage through the hole and down into the ring below! *
King: And there goes Rage!
*Storm thinks about dropping down himself but finds its far down and so he begins climbing down. Meanwhile, Diamond is showing movement on the outside and begins crawling through the door. Suddenly the door gets slammed on his head, stopping him dead in his tracks. The camera pans up to see that Apollyon had sprung down the ramp and slammed it head first on Diamond! It pans up to see Platinum hop over the barricade on the far side and begin climbing the cell!*
Cole :: Team Canada coming to the aid of Storm!
Millennium :: Not on my watch
*Millennium drops his headset and picks up his chair and moves back over towards the door entrance where Apollyon is. Apollyon doesnt see him coming as Platinum, from atop the cell is shouting out to Apollyon, to put Diamond on the left over table. Apollyon does so and Platinum comes off the top of the cell with a Platinum Status!!! Millennium looks down at Platinum and begins clapping, and so Apollyon joins him. Thats when Millennium suddenly turns around and cracks the skull of Apollyon with the steel chair. He then grabs the legs of Platinum and locks in the lion tamer. Platinum, already broken in half after putting himself through what he just did is now tapping miserably thanks to the Lion Tamer! Millennium releases the hold and waves referees down to get the two out of there and then he climbs into the ring, ready to officiate the match.*
Cole :: Finally, our referee is refereeing.
*Storm is now walking into the cell, not too happy over what Millennium had just done to his buddies but sees Rage still down and makes the cover. 1...2...Rage gets the shoulder up! Storm cant believe it as Goldberg has begun to enter the ring now as well. Storm charges at Goldberg, but Goldberg picks him up onto his shoulders and delivers an Xtreme edge! As Goldberg gets up from delivering the hold, Rage picks him up for a Fist of Rage. Goldberg squirms down and drops him with a Dimension! He quickly falls on him for the cover 1...Diamond is back inside the cell 2....Diamond is crawling into the ring 3....Diamond pounces on Goldberg but its too late, Millennium had counted the three!*
Winner and new United States Champion: Goldberg!
Cole: And Goldberg is the new United States Champion!
*Goldberg, just lays the, exhausted after quite the battle, Diamond cant believe it, as he rolls over in disbelief that he couldnt get in there in time and Rage, lays on his back, motionless in the ring. Shady comes running down the ramp as "Youve done it Now" hits the speakers. Shady grabs the United States Title from the time keepers table and brings it into the cell for Goldberg. Shady helps Goldberg to his feet, out of the ring/cell and to the back with the United States Championship intact.*
King: Ooh hoo, heres the big one of the night!
Cole: No, its time for Mongos match
King: Thats what I was talking about
*After the Tower is constructed, the lights go out, and "Lying From You" by Linkin Park blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus is heard. Destruction pours the water on his head, and then begins to walk down the ramp, and then stops at the bottom. He looks around at the fans, and then walks inside the Tower and then to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the end of the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd. The screaming from the chorus is heard, and Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, and a white light on him. He looks at the crowd and spits water at them too, and then gets in the ring and goes to the corner of the ring doing the same taunt, while waiting for his opponent.*
King: I hope he does lose his contract
Cole: But hes an XHF staple!
King: Yeah, a really shitty choke artist staple!
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the "bird" lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters "XHF" fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with "XHF" is projected onto the ring mat. The letters "H" and "F" are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an "X". As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large "X" above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he walks down the ramp proudly, acknowledging the fans as he goes.*
King: GO MONGO!!!!
Cole: I only want Mongo to lose this because I want Destruction to stay
Tower Match For Destruction's Contract
Destruction vs. Mongo The Destroyer
*Mongo finally makes it inside the tower, and the door is shut and Mongo gets in the ring. He looks at Destruction and Destruction looks at Mongo, and the bell sounds. Mongo takes off his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship, and he and Destruction tie up in the center of the ring. Destruction gets a headlock on Mongo, but Mongo pushes him off into the ropes. Mongo goes for a clothesline, but Destruction ducks and bounces against the ropes behind him. Mongo turns around and Destruction jumps up and knocks the big owner down with a flying forearm. Mongo gets back up to his feet and Destruction continues the assault, sending forearms into the face of Mongo. Destruction pushes Mongo to the ropes and chops him in the chest, and then grabs him by the wrist. Destruction tries to throw Mongo, but Mongo holds onto the third rope, not allowing Destruction to throw him to the ropes. After a brief struggle, Mongo grabs pulls Destruction over the top rope rolling into the Greenhouse! Destruction holds his back as Mongo gets out of the ring, and gets to Destruction. Mongo sends all his weight into the stomach of Destruction, and then lifts him up. Mongo wraps his arms around Destructions stomach, and lifts him up for a bearhug, but Mongo runs to the turnbuckle and drives Destruction spine first! Destruction screams in pain, and Mongo doesnt let go of the hold, and runs to the pole holding the Greenhouse up and drives Destructions spine into that! Mongo just drops Destruction, and looks at the crowd, who is cheering his opponents name. Mongo kicks Destruction two more times in the chest, and then gets to the ladder, leading him to the Hardcore Hell In A Cell. Mongo grabs the ladder and folds it up, and holds it on his shoulders waiting for Destruction to get up.*
Cole: Mongo is showing no remorse for what he is doing to Destruction
King: Yeah, there is no love lost between these two
*Destruction slowly but surely pushes himself up, as Mongo continues to taunt behind Destructions back. Destruction finally gets all the way to his feet and turns around, right into the ladder from Mongo! Destruction holds his face while he lies against the padding, and Mongo takes the ladder and slams it against his opponents chest! Destruction is now in pain, as Mongo sets the ladder on top of Destruction. Mongo climbs up to the apron and holds his arms up, but then jumps off, driving all his weight into the chest of Destruction! The crowd is in shock as Mongo laughs at the broken Destruction and then sets the ladder up under the hole to the next level. Mongo makes sure the ladder is in place and then climbs up to it, as Destruction searches for something under the ring. Mongo is halfway there, and Destruction pulls out a steel chair and slides it into the ring. Destruction slowly follows the chair and then picks it up, and climbs up to the turnbuckle nearest to the ladder. Mongo looks in disbelief that Destruction has gotten up, but is then in pain as Destruction swings the chair into the back of Mongo! Mongo shows that he is hurt by the chairshot, but is then hit with another one! Mongo is barely able to stay on the ladder, but Destruction then pushes the ladder against the Greenhouse, sending Mongo through it hitting the rampway!*
Cole: He went through the greenhouse!
King: Wow, this match is going to kill both competitors
*The crowd are in awe, as Mongo is now from all parts from his upper body. Destruction soon gets out of the ring and then grabs the ladder. He looks around at the crowd and then at Mongo, and breaks through the glass door using the ladder! Destruction drops the ladder and then walks to Mongo, and begins to kick in the back of the neck. Mongo is then lifted to his feet, and whipped into the railing, as Destruction picks up the ladder once again. Mongo slowly gets off the railing, but Destruction knocks him down with a huge ladder shot! Mongo is about knocked out from that shot, and Destruction walks to the Greenhouse and sets the ladder up next to it. Destruction looks around catching his breath, and then climbs up the ladder. About halfway there he stops and looks around, as Mongo begins to climb up to his feet. Mongo looks around the railing and takes out a lead pipe, and then climbs up to his feet. Destruction is about to reach the Hardcore Hell In A Cell, but he is then hit in the back with a lead pipe! Destruction stops in his tracks, as Mongo climbs up the same side of the ladder and grabs Destruction by the foot and throws him against the railing! Destruction lies against the railing, as Mongo lifts the lead pipe over his head and once again drives it into the back of Destruction! Mongo stands over the fallen Destruction, and then grabs the ladder and throws it back into the Greenhouse. He picks up Destruction and puts him back into the ring, and then soon follows. Destruction tries to crawl away from Mongo, but Mongo just drops an elbow into the back of Destruction. Mongo then drops another elbow into the back of Destruction, and then lifts him up. Mongo tosses Destruction to the ropes and knocks him down with a big boot, and looks around at the arena and begins to do the Hogan hand to ear taunt. They boo, as Mongo bounces off the ropes and connects with the Xtreme Legdrop! He shakes his head in disappointment, so gets up and bounces off the ropes again, and drives his leg across Destructions neck with another Xtreme Legdrop! Destruction is motionless in the center of the ring, as Mongo finally gets out of the ring and sets up the ladder, and begins to climb it. Mongo gets to the second level.*
Cole: Mongo is moving on up!
King: Heh, Mongo beat Hogan with that move last year
Cole: Actually, if I recall, he tried to hit it several times last year, but was never able to finally score it
King: Whatever
*Destruction is finally moving, but is too late as Mongo is about halfway to the top. Destruction rolls out of the ring and walks to the ladder, and begins to climb it, as Mongo grabs a chair that is attached to the Hell In A Cell. Destruction finally makes it to the top of the ladder and onto the next level, but Mongo quickly attacks him with a steel chair. After numerous chair shots to the back Mongo stops, and nudges Destructions head with his foot. Mongo lifts Destruction up to his feet by his hair and slaps him across the face, but then holds him over his head in military press position. Mongo walks near a garbage can with Destruction over his head and taunts to throw him against it, but Destruction slides off behind Mongo and pushes him face first into the garbage can! The garbage can is now dented in half, as Destruction lifts up the garbage can and begins to beat Mongo with it! Destruction drops the garbage can, and then grabs another one and a kendo stick. Mongo slowly gets to his knees, and Destruction puts the garbage can on his head, and then grabs the kendo stick. Destruction looks around at the crowd and they cheer, and Destruction hits Mongo with kendo stick shots to the garbage can! After three more shots Mongo falls against the floor with the garbage can still on, as Destruction looks around the cell and picks up the chair. He walks over to Mongo and holds the chair up high, and dents the garbage can in half with a vicious chair shot! Mongo is not moving after that shot, as Destruction holds his arms up taunting to the crowd. They chant his name, as Destruction takes the garbage can off of Mongos head, to reveal that his face is covered with blood. Destruction lifts up the garbage can and throws it onto Mongos prone body, and then grabs him by the hair and sits him up in the corner of the Hell In A Cell. Destruction pulls off a frying pan and places it against Mongos face, and then walks back across the cell. He runs to Mongo and then drives the frying pan knee first into Mongos face!*
Cole: Destruction is sure getting his Retribution for that first level attack!
King: Somebody call the match! Destruction is cheating!
Cole: No hes not, weapons are legal in these matches
King: Uhhes still cheating!
Cole: How?
King: I dont think I need to answer that
*Destruction falls to the ground holding his knee, as Mongo lies against the corner and Destruction finally climbs up to his feet. Destruction sends boots into the chest of Mongo, and then goes up the ladder in the Hell In A Cell and begins to climb up to the third level.*
Cole: And Destruction is going up higher to save his contract!
*Mongo finally begins to move around and crawls to the ladder where Destruction is climbing, and begins to pull himself up. Mongo finally gets to his feet, and he gets behind Destruction and punches him in the groin! Destruction falls off the ladder and holds his injured area, as Mongo stands triumph. Mongo takes the ladder and folds it up, and walks back for some room and Destruction climbs up to his feet. Destruction turns to Mongo, but gets knocked out when Mongo throws the ladder into his face! Destruction is now bleeding from the forehead, as an also bloody Mongo sets the ladder against a corner of the Hell In A Cell. Mongo walks over to Destruction and lifts him up and then throws him against the ladder! Destruction leans against the ladder face first, as Mongo runs to him and hits him with a corner splash! Destruction now falls to his knees and Mongo grabs him by the head, and repeatedly sends Destruction face first into the ladder! Mongo finally stops with the head banging, and walks back for some running room. Mongo runs for another corner splash, but this time Destruction moves out of the way and Mongo crashes into the ladder! Mongo lies against the ladder in pain, as Destruction crawls and detaches a sledgehammer! Destruction climbs up to his feet and Mongo gets off the ladder, and gets hit across the head with the sledgehammer! Destruction drops the sledgehammer and falls to his hands and knees to the ladder, and uses it to get him up to his feet. Destruction folds the ladder, and picks it up and walks under the hole to the next level. Destruction climbs up the ladder as blood drips down his face, as Mongo slowly turns over to his stomach. Destruction climbs up to the top of the ladder, and finally makes it to the third level of the Tower. Destruction rests on the third level as Mongo gets to his knees, and slowly gets to the second step of the ladder. Mongo is about halfway up the ladder, when Destruction grabs a chair and stands up. Mongo makes it to the top of the ladder and grabs onto the bottom of the third level, but Destruction smashes the chair against his right hand!*
Cole: He could have broken Mongos hand!
King: I sure hope not, that might make this match more difficult if Mongo doesnt have all his hands non-broken and stuff
*Mongo screams in pain, as his right hand might be broken, but Destruction grabs him by his hair and pulls him up. Mongo is on his knees looking at his must be broken hand screaming, and Destruction takes a swing and hits Mongo across the face! Mongo falls face first into the floor with his arm free. Destruction grabs the ladder and throws it to the floor next to Mongo, and then opens it up and places Mongos hand in there, and slams it shut on Mongos hand! Mongo tries to get his hand out in-between the ladder but cant, as Destruction grabs a chair and slams it multiple times into the ladder, crushing Mongos hand! Mongo screams in pain and Destruction drops the chair and grabs a table! Mongo finally gets his hand out between the ladder and grabs the chair that Destruction used earlier. Destruction finally set up the table and turns around to get Mongo, but Mongo drives the chair into the stomach of Destruction. Destruction falls to his knees holding his stomach, and Mongo climbs up to his feet and grabs Destruction by the throat and lifts him up and sends him through the table! Destruction just lies on his back, and Mongo climbs up and slowly picks up the ladder. Mongo sets it up and leans against it, tired from all that has happened to him in this match so far. Mongo wastes too much time leaning against the ladder, as Destruction begins to move around. Mongo finally climbs up the ladder, while Destruction is crawling to it and slowly climbs up the first rung. Mongo nearly reaches the top of the ladder and Destruction is halfway there. Mongo stops on the top and rests, which allows Destruction to make it all the way to the top. Destruction punches Mongo in the face, and Mongo returns the favor with a right hand of his own. The two trade blows for a bit, until Destruction grabs Mongos head and slams him face first into the top of the ladder. Destruction grabs Mongo in a front facelock, and puts Mongos arm behind his neck. Destruction then lifts Mongo up and superplexes him off the ladder through the Hardcore Hell In A Cell!*
Cole: And back to the Hellin a Cell that is
King: Yeah, Hardcore
*Both Mongo and Destruction lay on the second level in pain, as the crowd is on their feet. Destruction is the first to move as he climbs up to his feet, but falls back into the Hell In A Cell. Destruction is able to keep himself up, and walks to a side of the ring and grabs a trash can lid. Destruction walks to Mongo and just throws the trash can lid in his face, and then falls to his knees, tired from all that has happened in this match. Destruction looks around the Hardcore Hell In A Cell, and he grins as he climbs up to his feet and grabs barbwire! Destruction wraps the barbwire around his fist as Mongo slowly climbs up to his feet, not aware of what Destruction is doing. Mongo finally gets to his feet, but is barely able to stand and Destruction taunts to the crowd. Mongo turns around and Destruction runs ready to send the barbwire into the face Mongo, but Mongo is able to lift his big foot up and knock Destruction down with a big boot! Mongo nurses his must be broken hand, and then grabs the sledgehammer that Destruction used earlier in the match. He looks at the fallen Destruction and lifts the sledgehammer high above his head, and drives it into the rib cage of Destruction! Destruction screams in the pain and goes to cover his ribs, but Mongo sends the sledgehammer into the ribs one more time! Destruction rolls to his stomach in pain from the sledgehammer shots, as Mongo finally drops the sledgehammer and goes to climb the ladder to the third level.*
King: Thatll show that lousy bastard
Cole: Dont you understand King, theyre both gonna die on that tower!
*Mongo walks to the ladder and grabs onto the fifth rung, but stops as his hand is still in pain from the earlier shots from Destruction. Mongo is irate and gives a sadistic stare to Destruction, so instead of climbing the ladder he detaches a steel chair from the side of the Hell In A Cell and walks to Destruction and starts beaten him with it! After about ten shots from the steel chair Mongo stops and screams at Destruction, but suddenly sees something. Mongo drops the chair and lifts Destructions hand up, and takes the barbwire off! Mongo just laughs as his hands are now bleeding from picking up the barbwire, and he then lifts Destruction up to his knees. Mongo then takes the barbwire, and wraps it around the face of Destruction, and starts scraping his bloody face with barbwire! Destruction screams as Mongo continues to scrape his face, and then finally stops after completely messing up Destructions face. Mongo throws the bloody barbwire against the Hell In A Cell, as Destruction falls to the floor holding his bloody face after that vicious barbwire attack. Mongo grabs Destruction by the hair, to reveal crimson mask. Mongo lifts Destruction all the way to his feet and grabs his head, and throws him face first into the Hell In A Cell! Mongo doesnt release the hair of Destruction, and then throws him face first into the Hell In A Cell once again! Destruction falls to his knees and holds onto the Hell In A Cell, but Mongo forearms him in the back. Destruction releases his grip from the Hell In A Cell, and Mongo lifts him up and places him onto his shoulders. He walks around the Cell, and sees a garbage can hanging, so he runs to it and sends Destruction face first into the garbage can! Destruction just falls to the floor, and Mongo just walks to the ladder.*
Cole: That sick sadistic bastard! Damn his sickness!
King: I dont think he has Sars, but man that would really be a good attack on Destruction if he did
*Mongo climbs up the ladder with pride, but at about half way there Destruction begins to move around. Mongo sees it and is in complete shock, and tries to climb the ladder as fast as he can. Destruction is crawling to the ladder and finally gets to it, and uses it to climb to his feet. Mongo is a little more than halfway there, when Destruction pushes the ladder, sending Mongo face first into the unforgiving steel! The ladder is immediately set up, and Destruction begins to climb up it. The crowd explodes as Destruction reaches the top of the ladder, and climbs up to the third level. Destruction rests against the floor of the third level, as Mongo isnt even moving. Destruction finally gets to his feet and walks to the ladder used earlier in the match, and sets it up under the scaffold. As Destruction is beginning to climb it, Martyr runs out from the back and into the Greenhouse! Martyr speeds up the ladder up to the Hardcore Hell In A Cell, and then checks on Mongo. Destruction sees this, and climbs off the ladder and taunts Martyr to climb up the steps. Martyr looks up at Destruction and screams at him, and then begins to climb the ladder to the third level! Martyr gets to the top, and once at the third level Destruction and he begin to trade blows! Martyr knees Destruction in the stomach, and then throws him face first against the ladder. Destruction falls to his knees and leans against the ladder, as Martyr grabs a chair from the third level. Martyr holds the chair up and the crowd boos, as Mongo is finally climbing up the ladder. Martyr taunts to hit Destruction and finally goes to swing, but Destruction moves out of the way causing the chair to smash into the ladder! Martyr drops the ladder and is in pain and turns to Destruction, who kicks Martyr in the gut, and throws him between his legs and hits him with the Eve Of Destruction!*
Cole: EVE OF DESTRUCTION!
*The crowd explodes once Destruction hits the move, but is then in shock as Mongo hits Destruction over the head with a steel chair. Destruction falls to his back, and Mongo begins to climb up the ladder. Mongo is halfway up the ladder in no time, and Destruction finally moves towards the ladder. Mongo finally makes it to the fourth level, and Destruction is right at the ladder and begins to climb up it. Mongo falls to the floor from exhaustion, and Destruction climbs up the ladder as Martyr slowly is climbing to his feet. Mongo barely crawls to the steps that lead to the top of the Tower, when Destruction reaches the top of the ladder. Destruction goes to climb to the fourth level, but Martyr grabs his foot! Destruction tries to get Martyr off his foot, but Martyr forearms him in the back. Destruction is pulled a couple of steps down the ladder, and Martyr gets him in a full nelson, and hits the Knocking On Deaths Door off the ladder onto the top of the Hardcore Hell In A Cell! Mongo finally reaches the final steps, and grabs the contract from the top of the Tower and rips it in half!*
Winner: Mongo The Destroyer
King: Whoo-hoo! Mongo has done it!!!
Cole: Oh my god! After over a year of service, Destruction has been taken out of the XHF!
*The crowd is in complete and utter shock, as Mongo holds his arms up in victory. Martyr laughs at a fallen Destruction, as now he is a former employee of the XHF. Mongo finally gets to his feet and walks down the steps, and then down the ladder to Martyr. Martyr helps Mongo down the Tower, as Destruction is finally moving, and stares down to the ground. Hes in disbelief, just as the fans are, and finally climbs up to his feet. Mongo and Martyr are all the way up the ramp when Destruction stands on top of the Hell In A Cell, but then begins to walk down the side of it. He stands on top of the Greenhouse and looks around, with the blood dripping down his face. Destruction makes it down the Greenhouse, and walks up the ramp, staring at the crowd who is chanting his name. He shakes his head in disappointment, but then holds his arm up, holding his ribs. Destruction walks up the ramp and finally makes it to the back, taking his last steps up a XHF ramp.*
Cole: He went out a hero
King: But a choke artist through and through as well
Cole: Arent you even effected by this?
King: Not really, I never have like Destruction
*"Don't Stay" by Linkin Park hits the PA system as the first verse plays with the strong support of instrumentals, as blue lights flash over the black arena. The chorus takes shape, and Chris Adams walks out from behind the curtain, riling both himself and the fans up by jumping out in the middle of two spectacular pyros. He walks down the ramp, showing off his physique the whole way, and eventually rolls under the bottom rope of the ring. He gets inside the ring as the music fades and prepares for his match.*
Cole: Heres a big match for us all
King: Im still in shock over Mongos match
Cole: But 5 minutes ago it didnt even effect you
King: Im in shock, take it or leave it
*Rat walks out onto the ramp with his microphone in hand as the crowd loudly harasses him. Rat looks to the people and then toward the ring, straight at a pacing Chris Adams.Rat raises his microphone and begins to speak.*
Rat: "Hey Chris Adams. You want this X-Crown?"
*Rat points to his four belts as Chris Adams nods his head and continues to pace.*
Rat: "Well, you're gunna get your shot... after you beat MARTYR!"
*The crowd goes wild with boos as the lights go out. After several seconds in the dark, suddenly... BOOM! Huge flaming pyros shoot out of the stage as "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica begins to blast over the arena's sound system. The boos from the crowd get louder as the lights come back up and Chris Adams looks poised for Martyr's arrival, but is suddenly surprised as Martyr rushes him from behind and knocks him down with a clothesline to the neck and the bell rings to start the match!*
MARTYR vs. CHRIS ADAMS
If Chris Adams wins, he earns the right to face Rat Bastard for the X*Crown
*Rat makes his way down the ramp and around the ring to a seat beside the announcer's table as Martyr picks Chris Adams up off the mat. Martyr delivers several chops to the chest of Adams, backing him into the ropes before he grabs Adams by the wrist and attempts to Irish Whip him. Adams reverses it and whips Martyr into the ropes, attempting to clothesline him on the return. Martyr ducks the attack though, catching him off guard, and hits the ropes, slamming Chris Adams' head into the canvas with a bulldog. Martyr quickly stands up and delivers several stiff kicks to Adams' back, making him roll out of the ring. Adams attempts to take a small breather, but from his position, Rat stands up and grabs the chair that he is sitting on. Stealthily, Rat maneuvers toward Chris Adams and cracks the chair over his head!*
King: And Rat just ends the match on his own
Cole: That was almost pointless
*The referee sees this and rings the bell calling a disqualification. Rat looks up at the referee, shocked, before he drops the chair and slides into the ring. Rat begins to yell at the referee and push him around as the referee yells his position back. The fans increase their heat as Rat calls for a microphone and is quickly handed one from outside the ring.*
RAT: "NO, NO, NO! RESTART THE DAMN MATCH BECAUSE ITS JUST BECOME A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH!"
*The referee rings the bell as almost out of nowhere, Chris Adams slides into the ring with the same chair that Rat hit him with, in hand. Rat just barely turns around to see him coming forward , and ducks, allowing Chris Adams to crack the chair over the skull of an unsuspecting Martyr! The crowd goes wild with cheers for this as Martyr instantly falls to the mat and Rat dives out of the ring. Chris Adams turns around and takes another swing at Rat, but misses. Adams throws the chair out of the ring and goes to pin Martyr. 1... 2... Martyr just barely kicks out.*
King: Careful Martyr
*Adams watches Rat for a minute, who now takes a seat at the announce table once again, while Martyr comes to his feet, very dazed. Martyr shakes the cobwebs from his head, but not before Adams can wrap his arms around for a ring-rattling belly to belly suplex. Adams hops back to his feet, shouting to the crowd as Martyr comes to his feet yet again... Adams goes for a power clothesline on Martyr, but Martyr hits a dropkick to the knees of Adams, sending him face first into the mat. Martyr gets on Adam's neck, with a camel clutch.*
Rat: YEAH! Thats the stuff Im talking about!
*Martyr has the hold locked tightly around Adam's neck, but what happens next is quite unexpected... Adams pushes up off the ground, with Martyr still tightly locked around his neck, until the move shifts into a sleeper hold. Martyr jumps up on Adam's back, locking his arms tighter, but Adams simply turns away from the center of the ring, and drops backwards... effectively sending Martyr to the mat, with Adams landing on top. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Martyr Sandwich with Adams and Mat bread... Adams comes back to his feet, and pulls up Martyr, hooking the arm for what we all know as the Extermination, however... Martyr is planted right in the middle of the ring. Adams goes for the pin and picks up the three count*
Rat: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
X*Crown Championship First Blood Match
Chris Adams vs. Rat Bastard
*While all of that had transpired, Rat Bastard was left standing by the announce table, jaw on the floor. Not literally, mind you, but he was surely in awe of the spectacle he had just seen. He climbs into the ring, as Adams stands in the center of the squared circle, beckoning for Rat Bastard to "Bring It" so to speak. Rat, with all four titles in tow, steps into the ring, handing said titles to the referee. The referee holds up each title, and the bell sounds, as Adams and Rat begin circling around the mat. They go for the traditional tie up, and Rat Bastard capitalizes, swinging around and hitting a quick reverse DDT on the Adamster. Rat stands to his feet, and begins parading around the ring, flaunting. What he wasn't expecting was Adams, standing tall, when he finally turned around. Chris fakes a low kick, which causes Rat to jump back, only to get floored by a Power Clothesline.*
Cole: Quick thinking from Chris
*Both men knew at this point it would take tactical thinking to put the other man down in this contest. Martyr, who had regained his composure outside the ring, was standing there watching this contest of skill and strength. Chris goes to pick up Rat Bastard, but what he doesn't expect is a stinging right hand to the gonads, which immediately drops him to the floor. Rat puts one hand on the ropes, as he comes to his feet. He grins, and goes to lock in the Rat Trap on Adams.*
King: Rat Trap time!
*But Adams still knew where he was at in the ring, and quickly maneuvered out of the move. Instead, he took this opportunity to lock in an armbar on Rat Bastard with the free arm Rat was grabbing with. This quickly shifted into a German Suplexish hold on Rat Bastard while Rat lie on the ground. This is followed up by a German Suplex from the ground... to the ground. The ring shakes with ecstasy, and the crowd is loving this as much as the ring is.*
Cole: The crowd is really happy with this Pay Per View, even though the buy rate isnt very good for it
*Adams, now on one knee, looks to the outside of the ring to find a way to end this match particularly early. He rolls out, and goes under the ring, pulling out a steel chair, a stop sign, a trash can, two lids, and a kendo stick. All are tossed into the ring individually. He then slides back into the ring, with a second steel chair in hand. Rat is back to his feet by now, and maneuvers around the chair, to connect with right hands to Chris's head. Chris drops the chair, to match Rat's right hands with a few of his own. They then switch to lefts, and then back to rights again.*
Joey Hawke: THEY BE CLOBBERING!
Cole: What the heck are you doing here?
Joey: I dont know, I shall return to the back
*But Rat was always the better brawler, and soon gets the upper hand, backing Chris into a corner. He then begins to plant firm knees to the gut of Chris Adams. What happens next is unbelievable. Rat goes to pick up a chair, as Adams remains in the corner dazed. He goes to hit Chris in the head with the chair, but all the chair gets is turnbuckle. Adams never moved to the side, so where did he go, you ask?*
King: Sometimes I really dont know what to think of Joey Hawke
Cole: Yeah
King: I mean hes a great commentator, but hes always making those offhanded comments
Cole: I understand, stop talking
*He simply dropped downward, and his foot met Rat's nuts in a stunning shot of pain. Rat begins hopping around the ring, as Adams pushes up out of the corner. Adams watches for a while, finally deciding to Irish Whip Rat to the ropes... Rat ducks, and comes back with a kick to the midsection. Rat positions Adams for the Bastard Bomb into the Trash Can, but Adams picks up something to take along for the ride. It's a shiny new kendo stick. Two things occur next. As Adams sits on Rat's shoulder, he sends the kendo stick into Rat's head, cracking the stick wide open, but Rat also takes a final shot of energy to Bastard Bomb Adams into that trash can. Both men are down, as Rat slides out of the ring, hitting the floor. Martyr walks over to check on Rat, and pulls a tub of vasoline out of his pocket. The camera pans around to Rat's face, which reveals a laceration on his forehead from the kendo stick, but Martyr quickly wipes the blood away, and applies the vasoline, which stops the bleeding. He then helps Rat up, and Rat slides back into the ring, the ref was never even able to tell that Rat was bleeding. Adams is coming back to his feet now, but Rat is also pulling something out of his shorts. The chain that is now wrapped around Rat's hand connects with Adam's head, busting him wide open, and that's all it takes to get the referee to swing his arm for that bell.
Winner, and Still X*Crown Champion: Rat Bastard
King: I so called that one!
*'Never Get Caught' by American Head Charge starts up the XHF crowd. The sample of a voice saying 'Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up?' plays, as a strobe light flickers around the crowd, and 'The Human Masterpiece' appears in red letters, with the points of the letters spiked on the Xtreme Tron. The crowd boos heavily, as fog begins to pour from the stage, with the strobe lights flickering through it. Then, Rhein the Killa, appears from behind the curtain, aggressively pushing the curtain out of the way, and walking through the fog. Rhein is wearing his outdoor clothes, them being a pair of tracksuit bottoms, a 'Rhein the Killa' t-shirt, and a pair of sunglasses. Soon after his appearance, he reaches back into the fog, and holds out his hand, for it to be accepted by 'The Queen of Xtreme' Lizzy Borden. The two walk down to the ring, and around it, with Rhein stopping the couple, so he can pause to snatch a sign that says, 'Scorpion Rulz' and rip it up, before throwing it on the floor and spitting on it. The demonic duo then climb onto the ring apron, with Rhein helping Lizzy up onto the ring apron, before entering it, and the two wait for their opponent to arrive.*
Cole: The crowd isnt behind Rhein at all tonight
*The arena becomes silent as the Foo Fighter's "My Hero" starts up with a slow drum beat. White pyros slowly shoot from the stage and get a bit bigger as the guitar hits, then fill the stage as the bass comes in. The pyro sparks fill the stage blackening out what is behind them until they suddenly die and Scorpion is revealed with the XHF Championship draped over his shoulder. Scorpion stands there for a moment taking in the cheers from the crowd before slowly making his way down the ramp. Scorpion reaches the end of the ramp and climbs onto the ring apron via the steps and stops once again on the ring apron as the crowd chants his name. Scorpion then steps in the ring and paces hoists the title above his head as the song ends.*
Cole: This match almost didnt happen
King: Yeah, because of the XHFs tendency to hold off on officially booking the biggest matches until like 2 days before
XHF World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match
Scorpion vs. Rhein The Killa
*Scorpion gives the XHF title to the referee, who hooks it to a strap and it is pulled up. Rhein helps Lizzy out of the ring, and then runs to Scorpion, and the two begin to trade blows. Rhein drives his shoulders into the stomach of Scorpion, and then drives a couple of fists into the face of Scorpion. Rhein grabs Scorpions wrist and whips him to the opposite side of the ring, but Scorpion reverses it, causing Rhein to crash into the turnbuckle. Scorpion taunts to the crowd, and the runs to Rhein and connects with The Scorpion Splash! Rhein falls to the floor lying against the turnbuckle, as Scorpion gets up and chokes Rhein with his boot. Scorpion finally gets off Rhein, and goes out of the ring to get the ladder. Scorpion grabs the ladder and begins to head into the ring, until Lizzy Borden steps in front of him. The two begin to argue as Rhein rolls out of the ring and goes under it to grab a kendo stick. The two continue to argue, when out of nowhere Rhein smashes the Kendo stick against the ladder, hitting Scorpion! Scorpion falls to the padding, as Rhein then sends kendo stick shots to the rib cage of Scorpion. Rhein holds his kendo stick up to taunt to the crowd, but they return the favor with loud amounts of boos. Rhein lifts the ladder up and slides it into the ring, and then picks up Scorpion and throws him into the railing. Rhein rolls into the ring and grabs the ladder, and sets it up under the World title. Lizzy grabs the kendo stick and cheers on her man, but Scorpion gets into the ring and attacks Rhein from behind. Rhein stops in his tracks, and Scorpion continues to send forearm shots to the back of Rhein. Scorpion climbs up the ladder, and grabs Rhein with a neckbreaker and drives him hard into the mat!*
Cole: What a move from Scorpion! I dont think they even have a name for that!
King: Its a neckbreaker Cole
*Rhein is motionless in the ring, as Scorpion gets up and grabs the ladder. He walks to a corner of the ring, and sets it in-between the third and second rope and goes back to pick up Rhein. Scorpion throws Rhein to the ladder, but Rhein gets a foot up and Scorpion runs to Rhein, but Rhein moves out of way and grabs Scorpions hair and drives him head first into the ladder! Scorpion falls to the mat holding his head, and Rhein lifts him up once again. Rhein shoves Scorpion between his legs and lifts him up, but then drives him head first into the mat with The Chaostrify! Scorpion bounces off the mat and lies face first into it, as Rhein is still in the sit-down position with a evil grin on his face. Rhein walks to the ladder and takes it out between the third and middle rope, and sets it up under the title belt once again. Rhein begins to climb it, but sees Scorpion is still moving, so walks down the ladder and grabs Scorpion by the hair and lifts him up. Rhein begins to scream at Scorpion, and then throws him on his shoulders. Rhein walks around with Scorpion on his shoulders, and hits a standing Over The Edge. Rhein rolls to his feet and stands up looking at the crowd, and just laughs and then goes to climb up the ladder once again. Scorpion crawls out of the ring, and then goes under it and grabs his bat! Lizzy tries to get the bat away from Scorpion, but Scorpion pushes her down and gets in the ring! Rhein sees this and jumps off the ladder to attack Scorpion, but Scorpion smacks Rhein across the head with the bat! Rhein falls to the floor holding his head, which is now bleeding from that bat shot.*
King: Thats not cool, bats are not kosher!
*Scorpion takes the ladder and throws it down, and leans it against the ropes. Scorpion puts down his bat and lifts up Rhein, and applies a front facelock. Scorpion throws Rheins arm behind his neck and lifts him up, and slams his back against the ladder! Rhein leans against the ladder in pain, as Scorpion rolls out of the ring and grabs another ladder! He slides it into the ring, and then follows it and lifts it up, and throws the ladder into Rhein, sandwiching him between the two ladders! Rhein is stuck between the two ladders, as Scorpion grabs his bat, and then begins slam the bat against the ladder that Rhein is under! Scorpion finally stops and Rhein slides out from in-between the ladders, and Scorpion walks to him. Scorpion grabs Rhein by the hair and lifts him up to his knees, and begins to send some blows to the head. After a third blow Scorpion holds his arm up to taunt to the crowd, which gives Rhein enough time for a low blow! Scorpion bends over in pain, and Rhein climbs to his feet and plants Scorpion with a DDT! Rhein sits up and blood is dripping down his face, as he spits to the crowd and goes back to the ladders. Rhein picks up the top ladder and leans it against a corner, and then grabs the other ladder and leans it against the corner across from it. Rhein lifts Scorpion up and throws him into the first ladder and clotheslines him, and then throws him into the ladder across from it and runs towards him and gives him The Gore!*
King: GORE!!!!!!!!
*Scorpion holds his stomach after that attack, as Rhein tells Lizzy to give him the kendo stick. Lizzy hands Rhein the kendo stick, as Scorpion begins to crawl away. Rhein kicks Scorpion in the gut to slow him down, and then sends kendo stick shots into his spine! Scorpion screams shot after shot, but is then hit in the face. Rhein throws the kendo stick onto Scorpion and screams at him, and then walks to a ladder and sets it up once again. Rhein climbs up the ladder to grab the XHF Championship, as Scorpion is able to get up and grab the other ladder and sets it up next to Rhein. Scorpion hits Rhein in the back first, and climbs up the ladder next to Rhein. Scorpion reaches the top where Rhein is and grabs his hair and smashes it against the ladder, and grabs him in a DDT. Scorpion taunts to the crowd, but Rhein gets his head out from in-between Scorpions arm and slams his head against the ladder, but wastes no time to hit sunset flip off the ladder!*
Cole: Nice sunset flip
*Rhein sits up and looks at the crowd and then at Scorpion, and gets up and drops a elbow. After a couple of more elbow drops Rhein lifts Scorpion up, and throws his arm in position for the Ruckus! Rhein circles the ring and lifts Scorpion up for the move, but while in mid-air Scorpion is able to float over to his stomach and get Rhein in a armbar! Scorpion wrenches the shoulder of Rhein, as Rhein screams in pain and grabs his kendo stick and hit Scorpion in the head with it! Scorpion release the hold, and Rhein climbs up to his feet holding his arm. Rhein continues to beat Scorpion with the kendo stick, and then grabs a ladder and places it right next to the ropes. Rhein throws the kendo stick to Lizzy Borden and grabs the legs of Scorpion. He drags Scorpion near the ladder, and leans back sling-shooting Scorpion face first into the ladder! Scorpion is woozy on his feet as Rhein gets up and gets a waistlock, and throws Scorpion across the ring with a german suplex! Rhein stands over Scorpion, and then begins to climb up the ladder. Scorpion is barely moving when Rhein is almost at the top of the ladder, but he finally gets to his feet. Scorpion stands next to the ladder and Rhein pleads Scorpion not do hurt him, but Scorpion pushes the ladder sending Rhein right into the ladder thats next to the ropes! Rhein holds his jaw in pain, as Scorpion gets up and picks up his bat. Scorpion stalks Rhein taunting for him to get up, until Lizzy jumps onto the apron and into the ring and jumps on Scorpions back! Scorpion is unphased by this, as he grabs her by the hair and flips her over causing her to hit the mat. Scorpion then lifts Lizzy up, and grabs her in a reverse front facelock taunting to hit her with the Scorpion Death Drop! He continues to taunt, until Rhein comes from behind and grabs Scorpion in a reverse front facelock, and then slams him into the mat with a BackTrack! Lizzy rolls out of the ring and screams moral support to Rhein, as Rhein taunts for the Ruckus. Scorpion slowly climbs up to his feet, and turns around to Rhein, straight into The Ruckus!*
King: And Rhein is making a real Ruckus!
*Rhein address the crowd that its over, and lifts Scorpion up to his feet and kicks him in the gut, and sets him up for the Resurfacing. He hooks both arms and turns to get Scorpion on his back, but Scorpion flips over and dropkicks Rhein in the back sending him sternum first into the turnbuckle. Scorpion runs and hits another Scorpion Splash, and when Rhein bounces back Scorpion runs to the ropes and knocks Rhein down with a clothesline! Rhein is knocked down for another clothesline, and then another one when he climbs up to his feet. Rhein climbs up to his feet once again, but this time Scorpion kicks him in the stomach, and runs to the ropes and hits a running knee lift. Rhein is down on the mat, and Scorpion positions the ladder right and starts climbing to grab his championship belt. Lizzy Borden distracts the referee who is refereeing this unique ladder match, as The Dark Parade run from the crowd into the ring and attack Scorpion! The crowd erupts with boos, as The Pumpkin pulls Scorpion off the ladder and he and his brother double team him.*
King: If only Mongo was here to see this
Cole: I have an odd feeling Mongo probably has something to do with this
*The Scarecrow puts the boots into Scorpion, as Rhein climbs up to his feet. Both Dark Parade members hold Scorpion up and Rhein steps back going for the Gore. Rhein runs to the ropes and runs to Scorpion, but at the last second Scorpion pulls The Pumpkin in front of him! The Pumpkin hits the mat hard, as his brother attacks Scorpion. The Scarecrow lifts Scorpion up and Rhein climbs up to his feet, and screams at Scorpion. The Scarecrow throws Scorpion right to Rhein, and Rhein drives him hard into the mat with another Ruckus! The Scarecrow slides out of the ring and pulls his brother out of the ring and go to the back through the crowd, and Lizzy finally stops distracting the referee. Rhein laughs and looks down at Scorpion, and begins to climb up the ladder. Rhein cockily walks up the ladder, as Scorpion crawls and grabs his bat. Scorpion pushes himself up and hits Rhein in the back with the bat! Rhein stops in his tracks, as Scorpion climbs three steps up the ladder and gets Rhein in a waistlock, and slams him into the mat with a German suplex off the ladder! Both Scorpion and Rhein lie against the mat, as the crowd is on their feet.*
Cole: The crowd is really getting their moneys worth tonight!
*Lizzy begins to scream at Rhein to get up, as she slides in the kendo stick to him. The bloody Rhein grabs the kendo stick, and he and Scorpion climb to their feet very slowly. Rhein turns around to Scorpion and swings the kendo stick, but Scorpion ducks and rolls and picks up his bat, and then turns to Rhein. They both swing and the two weapons connect, and then they connect two more times! Rhein and Scorpion looks at each other in shock that all their weapons shot has been blocked by the others, that they drop their weapons and begin to trade fists! Rhein knees Scorpion in the stomach and throws him to the ropes. Rhein goes for a clothesline, but Scorpion ducks and bounces off the ropes and jumps for a crossbody block, but Rhein catches him and swings him around for the Solitare Unraveling! Rhein gets up and takes the ladder thats against the ropes and sets it infront of the other ladder, so that both are under the title belt. Rhein climbs up the other side of the ladder to go and get the XHF Championship, and Scorpion climbs up to his feet. Scorpion climbs up the ladder that is in front of the one that Rhein is climbing and the two meet on top. Rhein is shocked, as Scorpion pushes the ladder that Rhein is on, sending Rhein over the top rope crashing into Lizzy Borden! The referee checks on both Rhein and Lizzy, as Scorpion reaches and grabs his Championship belt!*
Winner and still XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Scorpion
Cole: And Scorpion retains his belt in an intense match!
King: Well I know Im in shock, tonights been a shocking night
*Scorpion holds his belt up high, as "My Hero" by The Foo Fighters his the PA. The crowd is on their feet cheering on Scorpion, as Retribution fades zooming in on the XHF title belt.*