Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 2, 2017 4:29:53 GMT -5
*Camera opens up, and Born With Nothing, Die With Everything by Papa Roach hits and clips of all the End Of Days qualifying matches are shown. Then the all the finishes of all the matches are shown and then a large knife goes through the middle that reads Only One, as the vocals hit.*
Fed-up
Tired
Sick and twisted
One-man army
I'm enlisted
Trust yourself trust no one else
Fuck a hero be yourself
I don't need your lousy hand-out
Clinched fists Ill fight my way out
Fighting my way out
Find my way out
People wake up and sing along
I trust no one
My trust is gone
Born with nothing
Die with everything
*After the chorus clips of Goldberg hitting the Cruise Missile on people is shown, than Reeshi knocking down people and then it turns right to him holding the XHF Title in the air. After that, Rage giving Rhein a Fist Of Rage, then Rhein giving Scorpion a Gore, then another clip of Rage but this time holding the Ultimate title.*
In a daze
These days go by
Faster and faster I speed through life
Now I've got to take control
Of my mental and my physical
Never sheltered from life's hard storms
I was cold but now I am warm
Inside I'm warm
*Clips of Scorpion giving multiple people the Scorpion Lock, and then with the XHF Title around his waist. Now clips of Mongos matches against Rat Bastard and Destruction from Night Of Champions II and Retribution. Now, Goldberg and Rhein vs. Scorpion and Rage are shown, and Reeshi vs. Venom from the End Of Days pre-show. Mongos arm raised in the air with blood on his face, and then the XHF Title is shown on the screen that reads Six Men.*
*Then it shows the arena and pyros explode, as Born With Nothing, Die With Everything by Papa Roach hits and it shows the whole The Delta Center, in Salt Lake City, Utah, then the commentators*
Cole: Welcome to End Of Days everybody!
*Picassos Last Words(Drink to Me) Starts to play as the legend Scott Hall comes down the ramp as he makes his way to the commentators table.*
Cole: And here we are at End of Days. Hey Scott Hall, would you like a beer?
Scott Hall: Nah man, Im done with that stuff
Mongo: Wha.WHAT?!
Hall: Yeah, no more drinking for me
King: Here, have some Coke
Hall: Why is it in a flask?
King: To uhprotect flavor
Hall: Ok
End Of Days Tournament Entrants
.::Winner gets a X*Crown Title shot at Decimation!::.
*"Awake" by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly seperates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin.*
Mongo: Yeah, Mongo Corp will win this entire PPV
Cole: So hes your pick?
Mongo: Yes, hes my pick
*"Speculum" by Adema hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain and holds his arms up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Storm then makes his way down the ramp, Lance Storm slides in the ring with a serious look on his face as Mr. X watches on from a corner. Lance, holding a Canadian Flag in his hands, waves it back and forth to a chorus of boos from the crowd until Mr. X runs up from behind and hits Lance square in the back with a hard forearm. The referee rings the bell and the match begins.*
Hall: This Coke tastes like scotch
Mongo: Its not, drink up
Winner faces the winner of Venom vs. Charlie Velez
Lance Storm vs. Mr. X
*Mr. X delivers a few more forearms to the back of Lance before he picks him off the mat. Mr. X grabs his opponent by the throat and quite literally throws him into the turnbuckle! Mr. X then proceeds to charge toward the corner, looking to slam Lance, but Lance just barely gets a leg up to stop Mr. X and kick him in the chest. Mr. X is stunned, and Lance takes the opportunity to charge him and knock him down with a clothesline. Mr. X is once again stunned, but he hops right back up, surprising Lance who attempts to clothesline his opponent once again, but this time Mr. X is ready and picks him up into a sidewalk slam! Mr. X hooks the leg, 1... 2... Lance Storm kicks out.*
Hall: Say king, you got anymore of that Coke?
King: No, but I have beer
Hall: Close enough
*Mr. X sits up as Lance Storm quickly rolls out of the ring to gather his thoughts and strategy. This proves to be useless as Mr. X quickly stands up and exits the ring in hot pursuit of Lance Storm. Lance quickly runs around the ring from his opponent before he decides to slide back in. Mr. X though grabs his leg and attempts to pull him back out, but Lance uses his free leg to kick his opponent off and into the crowd barricade. Lance seeks shelter and grabs the referee, yelling at him as almost instantly Mr. X rolls back into the ring! Lance does not see his opponent behind him, but continues to argue with the referee when suddenly Mr. X grabs Lance from behind in a full nelson slam! Lance rolls in the ring, in agony, as Mr. X stands up, looking down at his opponent. Lance pulls himself up, begging for mercy, but Mr. X just stairs at him coldly. Finally, Lance stands up only to be greeted with a punch to the face, instantly though, Lance knees his opponent in the crotch area, making him fall to his knees in pain! Somehow, the referee doesn't see it!*
Mongo: THIS MATCH SHOULD BE OVER!!! THAT REF IS FIRED!!!!!
*With Mr. X on his knees, Lance Storm takes the opportunity to back into the ropes and come flying off with a low dropkick to the face of his opponent. Mr. X falls on his back, holding his face as Lance scrambles to make a pin, 1... 2... Mr. X kicks out. Lance grabs Mr. X by the hair and pulls him off the mat, delivering several loud chops to the chest. Finally, Mr. X grabs Lance's arm, and to Lance's surprise, stops him! Mr. X wrenches his opponents arm before kneeing him in the gut and going to set him up for some sort of a powerbomb. Somehow though, Lance manages to power out of it and back body drop his opponent! Mr. X is slightly phased, but still stands up on his own as Lance sets up and executes a superkick right in the jaw of his opponent!*
Mongo: Well god damnit
*Mr. X falls to the mat from the superkick, but quickly begins to pull himself once again. Lance is ready though as he kicks Mr. X in the gut and proceeds to deliver a Snow Plow! Lance instantly scrambles for the pin, 1... 2... 3!*
WINNER: Lance Storm
Mongo: FUCK! THIS IS EOD ONE ALL OVER!!!!!
Hall: EOWhat was that?
Cole: Drunk
Hall: No I dont do that no more
*Lance quickly rolls out of the ring as Mr. X stands up in fury! Lance runs to safety and leaves the arena as "Speculum" blasts over the sound system.*
Cole: What a great bout the start the night
Mongo: Dont lie to the fans
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "The Sky Is Falling" by Queens Of The Stone Age is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit. "The sky is falling Human race that we run It left me crawling Staring straight at the sun Only a moment I notice Every dog has his day I paid attention Cost me so much to today" Charlie makes it to the bottom of the ramp and looks around, and then hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring and climbs up the turnbuckle. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring and Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, and stands in the ring with his hand on his legs waiting for his opponent*
Mongo: Ok, ok, I wanna pick a new favorite to win
Cole: Charlie Velez?
Mongo: Pfft, fuck no
*The beginning guitar riff's of System of a Down's "Spiders" slowly begins to play. Verse one begins as on the Xtreme-Tron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyro shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyro die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp. Venom slides in the ring as the second verse hits and jumps around in a circle. As the Chorus hits again he pulls off the hood of his trench vest and runs to the top turnbuckle taunting out to the crowd. He then runs across the other side of the ring and repeats the routine. As the song becomes slow again Venom stands in his corner and takes off his vest as the song ends*
Hall: Im going to get moreuh.pop, what was that name to get again?
King: Bastard Brew
Hall: Yeah, got ya
*Velez steps into the middle of the ring and points down at his feet, motioning Venom to him. Venom steps up and the two stare face to face. Suddenly Bark at the Moon by Ozzy Osborne hits the speakers and out steps Decoy, making his EOD appearance. Decoy makes his way to the ring and then joins the commentating crew at the table.*
Cole :: Welcome Decoy, what is it youre doing out here?
Decoy :: They kept me off the card so Im making an appearance. Also, Venom survived Reeshi and Im making sure he gets some credit. Plus, Im out here showing some support for the best partner in the world.
King :: That all?
Decoy :: Plus...
King :: Just stop there
Decoy :: Okay
Winners faces the winner of Lance Storm vs. Mr. X
Charlie Velez vs. Venom
Velez slaps Venom and Venom retaliates by shoving Velez, who staggers back. Velez fires back with a right hand, Venom with another, and the two go off exchanging rights at a fierce rate! The two look to be wearing each other out, no effect from the punches seem to be seen as they continue to just throw the rights, but are now starting to slow down. The referee steps in to the separate the two, but Velez shoves him to the ground, opening the doors for a stiff dropkick from Venom! Velez hits the mat hard but quickly gets to his feet and Venom catches him with a spinning wheel kick! Velez, regroups to the corner, in a sitting position and stares at up at Venom with a look of anger spreading across his face. Velez gets to his feet and this time he starts with the shove, Venom shoves him back but Velez comes back with a knee to the gut, taking Venom off guard. Velez grabs the head of Venom and throws it back, whiplashing Venom to the mat! Venom reaches over with his feet and sweeps Velezs out from under him, knocking him onto his back. Venom quick to his feet, bounces off the middle rope and comes back with a springboard body splash to Velez, just as Velez climbs to his feet! Venom holds on for the cover 1,2, Velez kicks out. *
Decoy :: Yeah! He won!
King :: It was a two count?
Decoy :: Really? Damn...Im so sad right now.
*Venom stays on the attack, picking up Velez, who is also helping Venom, getting up on his own. Velez throws his arms off, removing Venoms grip and fires back with a right hand. Venom tries for a right of his own but Velez ducks and delivers a neckbreaker taking Venom off his feet! Velez, gets to his feet and drops the knee on the chest of Venom, keeping him on the mat before reaching for the leg he attacked Wednesday at Pyro.*
Cole: Oh no!
*Velez, holds the knee of Venom on the mat and elevates himself before coming back down, dropping his own body weight across the leg of Venom! Velez then drags Venom over to the ropes where he positions his leg on top of the bottom rope. Velez bounces off the second rope and crashes down across the leg of Venom! Venom rolls onto his side, holding the leg while Velez begins showboating, taking his time. Velez picks up Venom and picks him up for scoop slam but then adjusts him and holds him in the powerslam position. Velez then swings around Venom and connects with the Real Deal. He makes the cover 1,2...Venom gets his foot on the ropes! Velez gets to his feet and begins to climb up the top rope. Velez gets to the top but Venom catches him, knocking him off balance as Velez straddles the top turnbuckle. Venom then climbs to the middle turnbuckle and takes Velez down with a Huricanranna! Venom and Velez are both down in the middle of the ring as the referee begins the 10 count. The referee reaches eight and both men are still on the mat. Decoy drops the headset and jumps on to the apron, getting the referees attention until Venom is able to hobble to his feet, using the ropes for support when he then goes back to the commentators table.*
Cole :: What was that for?
Decoy :: Not going to let this match end in a double count-out. I wanna see more! This is great!
*Venom runs into the ropes and comes back with a clothesline, sending Velez to the mat on the outside. Venom waits at the ropes for Velez to get to his feet and he then comes over the top and to the outside with a body splash, connecting with Velez! As Velez is down from the impact, Venom lays on the mat, holding his knee. This allows Velez to be the first to his feet. Velez picks up Venom and places him on his shoulders and walks over to the ring post. Velez swings around Venom, tossing him leg first into the steel ring post!*
Mongo: Ouch
*With the warning of the referee, Velez tosses Venom back into the ring. Velez picks up Venom and tosses him into the far corner, chest first. As Venom bounces back, Velez delivers the Side Effect! Velez takes a moment before making the cover 1...2....Venom just gets the shoulder up off the mat!
Velez in complete shock pounds on the mat before getting to his feet and staring down the referee. Velez then goes down to pick up Venom but Venom surprises him by rolling him up 1,2,3!
Winner :: Venom!
Cole: Was that a good match Mongo?
Mongo: Yes
*Decoy immediately leaves the desk and runs over to the side of the ring where he pulls Venom out of the ring quickly before Velez can get to him. Velez tries getting to him and kicks the ropes in frustration when Decoy beats him to it. Decoy, ignoring Velez helps Venom to the back, Venom putting little to no weight on the leg.*
Hall: Ok, Im back
King: Why are two of the bottles empty in this case?
Hall: I got thir- Uh, they dropped, and didnt break, but the top fell off
King: Fair enough
*The lights in the arena dim, the camera moves to the Xtreme Tron, which shows a helicopter flying over a busy city. The helicopter continues to fly over the landscape, and the video slowly begins to speed up, until finally...the video moves so fast that all that can be seen is a blur of light...and throughout the arena, the words " ...Is cookin' " are heard, and "Hollywood" hits the speakers as The People's Champion...the great one, The Rock struts out from behind the curtains, with his protege, Alyssa Sanders. The Rock looks over the crowd as his manager walks infront of him, after Alyssa climbs into the ring, The Rock makes his way up the steps and goes to the top rope and raises his right arm to the fans, in his signature manner. He descends from the top rope and goes into the ring and paces around, waiting for his partner. The arena goes dark, the fans can be heard muttering about who is coming out, and the watchers are caught by surprise when "South Of Heaven" by Slayer hits and a curtain of gold pyro falls from the cieling and continues to shower down as the song plays, when the theme slows the pyro comes to a halt and "Primetime" Chris Sanders is seen standing on the ramp with his back to the crowd and his right arm raised in the air, clutched in a fist, as the drum beats continue on, spurts of the gold pyro come down in a synchronized motion with the beats as Sanders turns and makes his way to the ring. The crowd continues to cheer as he reclines against the corner turnbuckle and does a "yawn" as he waits for his opponent to arrive*
Cole: Hollywood is feeling confident
Hall: I once knew a girl named Holly Wood, ugly girl, good fuck
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the slow, yet daunting tune of "Re-Align" by Godsmack hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a blood red spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of the newly-formed "KKK" duo themselves, Fury & Renegade appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, the two strut cockily on down the ramp to an onslaught of boos from the crowd. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on into the ring, both men set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, they climb down from their respective turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the inevitable emergence of their opponents..
Mongo: Im pulling for KKK
Hall: Youre an awful person then
Cole: He is
*Sad but True plays. A video of a setting moon. As the moon lowers, Wolfman rises out of a hole in the stage. Demon Seed comes out behind him and they walk to the ring together.
Hall: Damn, they are creepy, I bet they win
*Wraith comes out from the crowd, carrying his kendo stick in his left hand. He beats himself in the head with it on his way down from the crowd, as smoke rises around the whole arena, blinding everybody. He then goes down to the end of the rail, and jumps over it, as the smoke clears out. He enters the ring, and awaits the opponent. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and Sleeping Awake hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title then makes hise way to the ring where Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as the referee takes the tag titles and the retired XHR Title and gives them to the timekeeper.*
Mongo: If I was the timekeeper, Id run
Cole: Why?
Mongo: Free title, duh
XHF Tag Team Championship Four Corners Elimination Match
Apollyon and Wraith vs. Hollywood vs. Kinetic Kollision Killers vs. Demon Seed and Wolfman
*Apollyon and Wraith get to their corner while Hollywood does the same, leaving Wolfman and Demon Seed to decide who will start from their team and KKK to decide who starts from there teams as well. Wolfman goes to his corner, leaving Demon Seed to kick the match off. Renegade goes to his corner as Demon Seed and Fury look to be the two starting this match. Demon Seed and fury lock in the middle of the ring, Demon Seed forcing Fury back towards the corner. Fury plants his foot down, and then begins to return Demon Seed back as the two head towards the middle of the ring. At the same time both men try to use their power to shove the other man down but neither budges, instead the lock up is just broken up. *
Mongo: Only in the XHF
*Demon Seed raises his arm as though challenging Fury to a test of strength. Fury accepts and the two bring up their other hand as well and the two begin their test of strength. Demon Seed looks to be taking some control over the situation but then Fury comes right back and Demon Seed lets out a scream of pain. Demon Seed is able to turn it back around and has Fury screaming now as well. Fury decides to break it up with a knee to the gut, but it doesnt work, the twos hands are still locked. Fury connects with another but it takes a third to break up the hold. Fury follows it up with a clothesline, sending Demon Seed to the mat!
Demon Seed is able to quickly jump to his feet but Fury raises the boot, taking Demon Seed down once again. Demon Seed again to his feet, this time surprises Fury with a rake to the eyes. Demon Seed fires back with a few right hands and then takes down Fury with a sidewalk slam! Demon Seed then walks back to his corner and tags in his partner Wolfman. Wolfman waits for Fury to get to his feet and goes for a spinning wheel kick, but Fury catches him. Fury then uses his strength and simply tosses Wolfman over top of him, sending him crashing to the mat!*
Mongo: And Wolfy goes over the top!
Wolfman jumps to his feet, but is bent over holding his gut and Fury walks right over, and grabs Wolfman, picking up and delivering a Furification! Wolfman is motionless on the mat and Fury makes the cover 1,2, Demon Seed interrupts the count! Demon Seed stays in the ring and begins the double team on Fury as the two begin putting the boots to him. They pick up Fury and whips him into the ropes. As Fury comes back the two pick him up and deliver a double spinebuster to Fury!*
Cole: Spinebuster!
Mongo: Come on KKK, you guys can come back!
Demon Seed goes back to his corner and Wolfman makes the tag to The Rock. The Rock comes in and begins with a few kicks to the grounded Fury. The Rock picks up Fury and sets him up in the corner. He then whips Fury into the other corner, but Fury reverses. As Rock hits the corner he bounces back out and takes down Fury with a mighty clothesline. He then stands poised and ready, waiting for Fury to get to his feet. Fury gets to his feet and Rock connects with a kick to the gut, looking for the DDT but Fury drives the Rock into the corner, taking away the breath of the Rock. Fury then reaches up and makes the tag to Wraith. *
Hall: And in comes Wraith!
*Wraith steps into the ring and begins throwing some right hands at the Rock in the corner, following it up with some boots to the gut. After a few kicks connects, the Rock catches the foot of Wraith. Wraith hobbles out into the middle of the ring trying to get away from the Rock, but the Rock hangs on. He spins around the foot of Wraith, sending Wraith spinning as well. Rock picks up Wraith and takes him down with a back drop! The Rock gets up and he decides to make the tag to Renegade.*
King: And heres Renegade, I think
*Renegade stands at the apron staring at the Rock, and the Rock connects with a right hand. Renegade fights back with one of his own before the Rock pulls back on the ropes, sending Renegade into the ring. The Rock then proceeds back to his corner and Wraith takes advantage on Renegade who is already on the mat when he came into the ring. Wraith pounces on Renegade with a few right hands before Renegade shoves him off. Both men get to their feet at about the same time but Wraith surprises Renegade with a DDT. Wraith goes into the cover 1,2,Rengade powers out after two. *
Cole: That was a two count folks, not a 3
*Wraith picks up Renegade and leaves him standing there. Wraith then runs into the ropes but when he comes back, Renegade takes him down with a tilt-a-whirl slam! Both men are down but its Renegade that thinks to go make the tag. Renegade moves to one of the corners and then suddenly turns direction, lunging over towards Apollyon who tires to avoid the tag but Renegade gets to him and Apollyon is forced into the ring. Apollyon stands there wide eyed, not sure what to do but he eventually enters the ring, staring across at his own partner Wraith. Apollyon tells him that theyre both gonna make a tag but when they turn around, everyone jumps off the apron wanting to see Apollyon and Wraith go at it.*
Mongo: Wow, nobody has been eliminated yet, only in the XHF!
Apollyon and Wraith turn back and look at one another not really sure what to do here when Hollywood, and Wolfman jumps Apollyon! Wraith tries to intervene but he gets jumped by KKK and Demon Seed! Sanders strikes Apollyon with a hand of Fate, taking him down. As Apollyon staggers back to his feet, Rock hits him with a Rock Bottom and immediately Wolfman comes off the top with a Swanton Bomb! Meanwhile Wraith is having boots put to him in the corner. Demon Seed stops and goes onto the apron where he taps the shoulder of Wraith, sending himself in and he then charges on top of Apollyon. All the others turn and watch as the referee counts 1...2...3!*
Eliminated :: Apollyon and Wraith
King: Do you know whats funny Mongo?
Mongo: No, what?
King: Its always after you say something like nobody has been eliminated yet that that thing then happens.
Mongo: Yeah, hmmm. KKK havent won yet
*Everyone has ganged up on the Tag Team Champions to send them packing early, meaning there will be new champions crowned in this match. Apollyon and Wraith are tosses to the outside and Chris Sanders stays in the ring while the others go to their corners as Sanders and Demon Seed look ready to continue the match. Demon Seed goes for a kick to the midsection but is caught by Sanders. Sanders pushes him forward by the foot and then takes him down with an amazing clothesline, tremendous force behind it. Sanders covers Demon Seed and the referee counts the 1,2,3!*
Eliminated :: Wolfman and Demon Seed
Hall: Well shit
Mongo: It happens
*Sanders stands in the middle of the ring, Rock standing behind him in their corner, as Sanders stares across to KKK waiting for one of them to enter. Both Fury and Renegade enter the ring at the same time and stare down Sanders. That causes the Rock to enter as well, and he stands behind Sanders as these two teams look ready to go, the final two. Fury charges for Sanders and Renegade for the Rock as the two pairings begin exchanging rights and lefts in the middle of the ring. Rock begins getting the upper hand on Renegade with a three punches followed by a spit in his own hands and another right, sending Renegade over the top and to the outside. Camera pans over to see Fury with his arms wrapped around the waist of Sanders as Fury delivers a German Suplex that sends Sanders over the top and to the outside! Fury turns around and he sees Rock, the two immediately face-off in the middle of the ring eye ti eye, nose to nose. Fury looks for a test of strength, this time with the Rock. Rock begins to raise his hand but then catches Fury with a boot to the gut. Rock tries to follow it up with a DDT but Fury picks up the Rock and slams him down with a Spinebuster! Fury falls back into his corner from the velocity and decides to reach back and tag in Renegade. The Rock gets to his feet as Renegade enters the ring and tries for a right hand but Renegade ducks it. Renegade then follows it up with a German Suplex. Renegade holds on and comes back with another, and a third one to put Rock on the mat. Renegade goes for the cover 1,2, Sanders had just gotten up on the outside and he pulls out the referee. Sanders then punches the referee, sending him to the mat below. Sanders lifts the apron and pulls out a steel chair. Sanders slides into the ring and looks to be sizing up Renegade, who doesnt seem to notice the referee is gone. Sanders raises the chair and looks ready to strike but second referee grabs the chair from Sanders! Renegade comes up behind Sanders and hits him with the Enigma! Renegade goes for the cover but the referee is tossing away the chair. The referee turns around 1,2, Sanders kicks out!*
Mongo: Damn, come on KKK!
*Renegade gets off of Sanders and kicks him to the outside when the Rock is up, takes Fury off the apron by slamming him head first into the ring post and waits for Renegade to turn around after disposing of Sanders. Renegade turns around and gets hit with a Rock Bottom! 1...2....3!*
Winners and New Tag Team Champions :: Hollywood
Mongo: GOD BLOODY HELL!
End Of Days Tournament Entrants
.::Winner gets a X*Crown Title shot at Decimation!::.
*The camera opens up in the arena, the fans all go crazy waiting for the next superstar to come out. Many, many signs run rampant throughout the crowd, many supporting their favorite wrestlers, some advertising Suddenly, one light appears to have blown out, all the fans turn their attention, then another light blows out, and another, and then all at once all blow out. Out of the blue "Nothing" then "NOTHING"followed by "Is Colder" and last "Than Ice!!!" A mild rumble starts up as all realize who it is, and thousands of lighters flick on somewhat illuminating the arena. Suddenly the beginning of Linkin Park's "Points Of Authority" begins*
"Forfeit the game, before somebody else
Takes you out of the frame, Puts your name to shame
Cover up your face, You can't run the race
The pace is too fast, You just won't last"
*"Last" echoes several times before red pyro erupts into the air, totally lighting the arena, the lights flicker on a "Points Of Authority" starts up. Iceman steps out from the curtain for the first time, with his head bowed at the ground, and the fans go insane with cheers. He walks from side to side raising his arms in defiance only causing the unruly crowd to go even wilder. He slowly heads down to the ring, wearing his new Iceman knee long trunks, black with blue flames at the bottom and Iceman down the side of the right leg. The crowd rains boos on him. He reaches the ring and climbs in, raising his arms in defiance again. Causing the fans to get even crazier.*
Mongo: When the fuck did Icey come back?
Cole: A while ago
Mongo: Oh, I didnt even notice
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.*
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
*With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through that and the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist before he takes off, running down the ramp. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the booing fans. Platinum jumps down, giving the platinum "P" to the timekeeper.*
Mongo: Man, Platinum is gonna win, I booked this, I know the results, its sweet, go Platinum!
Cole: Shut up Mongo
Winner faces winner of Gravedigger vs. Hardcore Harry
Iceman vs. Platinum
*Platinum jumps in place as Iceman pulls on the ropes stretching his body and the ref calls for the bell. Both men pace the ring and Platinum begins to move in on Iceman with his hands raised. Platinum moves in and he locks up with Iceman. Iceman gets the upper hand and forces Platinum to the mat and locks in a front face lock and the mat. Platinum slowly works his way to his feet and breaks free reversing the hold and sending Iceman to the mat. Platinum then swings around and wraps his legs around the arm of Iceman with an arm bar. Iceman gets to his knees and slams his free hand in anger. Iceman then grabs Platinum in the back with his free hand and lifts Platinum up in the air and slams him down with a power bomb, then holds onto Platinum for a short 2 count. Iceman gets to his feet as Platinum rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Iceman taunts Platinum as Platinum leans against the ropes. Platinum slowly walks away from the ropes and meets up with Iceman in the center of the ring. Both men pace around and this time Iceman reaches out to grab Platinum and Platinum quickly slides under the legs of Iceman and leaps to his feet. Iceman is facing away from Platinum confused as to what happened as Platinum jumps in the air and delivers a drop kick to the back of Iceman. Iceman stumbles into the ropes and bounces back into Platinum who drops down and rolls Iceman up but only gets a two. Platinum springs to his feet and as Iceman gets to his knees Platinum drops to his back hitting an inverted drop kick to the face of Iceman. Iceman falls back to the mat and Platinum grabs the legs of Iceman and again flips over with bridge for a pin attempt. Platinum gets the 2 count as Iceman is able to roll the shoulder. Iceman slowly turns over as Platinum quickly climbs up to the top rope and waits as Iceman slowly gets to his feet. Iceman is up and slightly staggering as Platinum flies off and goes for a hurricanrana on Platinum, but Iceman changes the momentum and falls forward with a devastating power bomb.*
Hall: Im drinking a lot!
*Platinum is down on the mat, but Iceman is hurt as well. Iceman slowly crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up as Platinum rolls over onto his stomach. Iceman slowly walks over to Platinum as Platinum pushes himself up and gets to his feet. Platinum turns around and right into the arms of Iceman who grabs him around the waist and throws him with an over head belly to belly suplex. Platinum is flung almost completely across the ring and Iceman quickly moves over and begins to stomp on the back of Platinum. Iceman then slowly reaches down and lifts Platinum to his feet then grabs him from behind with a waist lock. Iceman then charges forward into the corner where Platinum hits face first on the top turnbuckle. Iceman then drops to his knees and drives his shoulder into the back of Platinum. Iceman drives three shoulders into the back of Platinum then lifts Platinum up and sets him sitting on the top turnbuckle facing the crowd. Iceman then stands on the bottom ropes and wraps his arms around the waist of Platinum. Iceman goes to lift Platinum back, but Platinum hooks his legs on the ropes and Iceman fall on his back to the mat. Iceman gets back to his feet and Platinum is now standing on the top rope. Iceman moves in behind Platinum and Platinum kicks back and connects with a kick to the face. Iceman staggers into the center of the ring and Platinum flies back with a moonsault into a cross body. Platinum lies onto of Iceman as the ref makes the count, but somehow Iceman is able to roll the shoulder just before the 3 count is reached. Both men are down on the mat as the ref begins to make the 10 count on both men. Both men begin to move rather quickly, but neither seem to be able to get to there feet. Platinum is able to crawl over to the ropes and pull himself up just before the 10 count is reached.*
Mongo: That was close
*Platinum walks over to Iceman who is crawling around, but doesnt seem to know where he is, and Platinum grabs him by his head and begins to lift him to his feet. As Iceman is lifted to his knees Iceman strikes platinum with a punch to the stomach. Iceman gets to his feet and connects with another punch this time to the face of Platinum. Platinum is staggered back a bit and Iceman screams out Its Over then moves in on Platinum and lifts him up on his shoulders. Is Iceman going for the H-Bomb or the Freezing Point? Will never know because Platinum is able to slide off of Icemans shoulders and Platinum holds then neck of Iceman as he does so and drives Iceman to the mat with a reverse DDT. Platinum then staggers over to the corner and with one leap ends up on the top ropes, but before Platinum can do anything Iceman stumbles to his feet and drapes his arms across the top rope knocking Platinum down onto his groin. Iceman staggers around the ring, then over to the corner where Platinum is sitting on the top turn buckle. Iceman punches Platinum in the face several times as Iceman as Iceman himself begins to climb up. Iceman hooks his arm around the waist of Platinum and then reaches up with his other arm and hooks it around the neck of Platinum. Iceman now has Platinum in a firemans carry position and begins to fall, but Platinum squirms free and slides down the back of Iceman and as they fall he grabs the waist of Iceman and turns the maneuver into a huge release German suplex. Iceman is down and out in the center of the ring as Platinum is able to make it to his feet. Platinum though, does not go for the pin. Platinum stumbles to the corner and climbs up to the top and faces the crowd. Platinum taunts the crowd then flies back spinning in air with a Phoenix Splash onto Iceman. Platinum lays flat on the mat with his arm draped on the chest of Iceman. The ref gets down and makes the count 1-2-3.
Winner and moving on to round two: Platinum
Mongo: See I know these things
Hall: And I drink them
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them riled up. Harry then heads to the ring and Harry then goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Cole: Heres the match that every ECF fan has been waiting for!
*Downfall by TRUSTcompany plays as GD walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. Gravedigger then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
Mongo: Ive been waiting for this match too
Winner faces winner of Iceman vs. Platinum
Gravedigger vs. Hardcore Harry
*Gravedigger and Hardcore Harry meet up in the center of the ring, as vintage ECF fans are on their feet. Harry and Gravedigger look around the arena, as the former federations fans are still on there feet cheering for a rematch. Harry and Gravedigger than look back at each other and slap hands in a show of appreciation, and then circle around the middle of the ring.*
Mongo: Damnit, FIGHT!
*They tie up, and Harry gets in a headlock. He wrenches the neck of Gravedigger, but then is pushed into the ropes. Gravedigger hits a shoulder block on Harry, but Harry doesnt go down. Gravedigger looks around the arena then runs to the ropes, but gets knocked down with a huge clothesline by Hardcore Harry! Harry quickly makes the cover, but Gravedigger gets a shoulder up. Harry gets to his knees and begins to send fists into the face of Gravedigger, and then lifts him up to his feet. A kick to the stomach, and then a front facelock by Harry, gets Gravedigger in position for a stalling suplex. Harry holds Gravedigger up in the air for a tremendous amount of time, but Gravedigger is able to get behind Harry and slams him against the mat with a huge german suplex! Gravedigger bridges the move, but Harry kicks out at two! Gravedigger lets go of Harry, and then gets to his feet and waits for him to climb up to his feet. Harry pushes himself to his feet and Gravedigger runs to him, but Harry lifts him up over his head with a gorilla press slam! Harry holds Gravedigger up in the air, but then throws him over the ropes head first into the railing!*
Hall: Ouch, he should have a stiff drink to fix that
*Gravedigger falls to the padding holding his head, as Harry goes through the middle ropes and to the padding, and begins to stomp on Gravedigger. Harry begins to lift up Gravedigger, and then lays him against the railing. Harry kicks him in the stomach once, and then walks back against the ring. Harry runs and goes for a spear onto Gravedigger, but Gravedigger moves out of the way causing Harry to crash into the railing! Harry falls to his knees, until Gravedigger runs and kicks him in the face. Gravedigger now has the advantage, as he lifts up Hardcore Harry and rolls him into the ring.*
Cole: I believe Digger may have the advantage now
*Gravedigger climbs up to the apron and then gets into the ring and stomps on Hardcore Harry, who is trying to get to his feet. Gravedigger doesnt wait for Harry to get to his feet, instead he lifts him up and sets him between his legs setting him up for The Sky High. Gravedigger holds his arm up with a cocky smile on his face, as he gets mixed reactions, until Hardcore Harry backdrops him! Harry lies against the chest of Gravedigger bridging the move, but Gravedigger is able to get up before the three count! Harry climbs up to his feet, and so does Gravedigger, until the two knock each other down with a clothesline! Both men are down, as the referee executes a count.*
Mongo: And the ref executes.A COUNT!
Hall: Oh dear god, its not Count Chocula is it?
Mongo: No, not this time, but what about next time?!
The referee gets up to eight, when Hardcore Harry and Gravedigger climb up to his feet, and Gravedigger runs for a clothesline. Harry ducks and Gravedigger hits the ropes and runs back to Harry, but Harry lifts him up and slams him down with a choke-bomb! Harry hooks the leg, but Gravedigger kicks out! Harry, who is disappointed, climbs up to his feet and drags Gravedigger into the middle of the ring. Harry points up to the ceiling, as the fans cheer because they know whats coming next. Harry climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and then the third and then flies off going for a moonsault, but Gravedigger gets his knees up, ramming them into the stomach of Hardcore Harry!*
Mongo: Ouch, nice one for Gravedigger
*Harry holds his stomach, as Gravedigger climbs up to his feet and the hops onto the stomach of Harry, knocking all the air out of him! Harry is in tremendous pain, as Gravedigger grabs him and drags him closer to the turnbuckle, and then goes to the apron. He looks around and slowly climbs up the second turnbuckle, and then the third and holds his arms up. The crowd cheers and Gravedigger jumps for a body splash, but Harry gets his right leg up, smashing into the face of Gravedigger! Gravedigger holds his nose, as blood begins to pour down his face.*
Mongo: Hes been opened wide!
*Gravedigger is then pushes to the floor and rolled onto his back, as Harry hooks the leg. 1-2-kick out by Gravedigger! Harry in angered by the count, as he gets to his feet and pushes the referee into the corner and begins to scream at him! The two have an argument, as Gravedigger slowly climbs up to his feet. Gravedigger is finally up to his feet, and Harry turns around, right into a superkick! Harry falls to the mat, and the bloody Gravedigger falls on top of him, making the cover! The referee starts the count, 1-2-kick out by Harry! Gravedigger gets to his knees in shamefulness, and then wipes the blood off his face. Gravedigger then sends a couple of fists into the face of Harry, and then lifts him up to his feet. Gravedigger whips Harry to the ropes, and then knocks him down with a dropkick. Gravedigger hooks the leg of Hardcore Harry, but Harry gets a shoulder up. Gravedigger wastes no time to climb up to his feet and wait for Harry to get up. Harry slowly climbs up to his feet, as Gravedigger hypes up the crowd. Harry is finally up to his feet as Gravedigger runs to him, but gets smacked across his face with a huge big boot! Gravedigger falls to the mat lifelessly, as Harry lifts him up to his feet and sets him up for the Hangmans DDT! Harry lifts Gravedigger up for the move, but Gravedigger leans backwards, flipping Harry over! Harry and Gravedigger dont spend anytime climbing up to their feet. Harry runs for a clothesline, but Gravedigger catches him and drives him hard into the mat with a Side Effect! Gravedigger quickly hooks the leg, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Winner: Gravedigger
Mongo: I think for all of the people who were pissed at the XHF for buying the ECF, this is vindication
*Gravedigger rolls out of the ring, as Downfall by TRUSTcompany hits. The referee gets out of the ring and grabs Gravediggers wrist and holds it up in the air, as they head to the back, and Harry stares at Gravedigger all the way down.*
Cole: What a great match
*Smells like Teen Spirit plays over the PA and Raven makes his way down the ramp and gets up on the apron and turnbuckles and spreads his arms like wings to the crowd. He takes off his jacket and gets in the ring and sits in the corner waiting for his opponent to come out*
Cole: The fans really want to see this match, Ive heard quite a buzz online
King: Dude, that buzz is the internet!
Cole: True, its almost like everyone is excited about this match
King: What about this match?
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon just ignores them and walks to the corner to wait for the match to start. The ref retrieves both titles from each man and holds them in the air for the crowd to see. Raven and Kanyon stare each other dead in the eyes as the ref now straps both belts to a loop and has them raised high above the ring.*
Cole: Look! Scott Hall is so excited hes drooling!
Hall: I am? Oh shit!
Raven's Rules Double Title Ladder Match for the Raven's Rules and XHF Phoenix Championships
Raven (Raven's Rules Champion) vs. Kanyon (XHF Phoenix Champion)
*As the ref calls for the bell to start the match neither men waste anytime as the attack each other head on. Kanyon connects with a right hand and Raven replies back with a right followed by a knee to the stomach. Raven then grabs the XHF Phoenix Champion by the back of the neck and drives his shoulder first into the corner post. Kanyon falls out of the corner and down to the mat holding his shoulder as Raven rolls out of the ring. Raven slowly rolls out of the ring and struts over to the ladder that is stationed in the ramp way. Raven walks over to the ladder and folds it up then hoists it over his shoulder. Raven begins to walk towards the ring and sets the end of the ladder on the edge of the Apron then gets on the other end to push it in as Kanyon is now back up and to his feet. Kanyon staggers around and slides kicking the ladder into the face of Raven. Raven staggers back as the ladder has now fallen leaning diagonally against the ring. Raven regains his consciousness and walks forward and begins to again pick up the ladder as Kanyon is slowly getting to his feet in the ring. Raven bends down to grab the ladder and Kanyon dives on the end of the ladder in the ring slinging the end of the ladder into the face of Raven. Raven again staggers back and trips over the ramp as inside the ring Kanyon pulls the ladder inside. Raven staggers to his feet and makes his way to the ring as Kanyon pulls the ladder fully in and sets it upright, but ends up letting it fall and lean against the turnbuckle as he sees Raven roll in the ring. Raven gets to his feet and Kanyon runs at him and take shim out with a swinging neck breaker. Raven is down on the mat as Kanyon gets to his feet and looks over across the ring at the ladder leaned up against the corner. Kanyon then smirks and points to Ravens parents in the front row and mouths This is for you as he lifts Raven to his feet.*
Mongo: Apparently this is for him
*Kanyon punches Raven in the head until Raven staggers back into the corner then Kanyon grabs Raven by the wrist. Kanyon pulls on the arm of Raven with all his might for a whip across the ring, but Raven reverses the momentum and sends Kanyon flying face first into the ladder. Kanyon staggers backwards holding his face in pain and Raven grabs him from behind and drops Kanyon across his knee with an atomic drop. Kanyon is now staggering forward towards the ladder holding his groin area as Raven runs from behind him and bulldogs him onto the ladder. Both men are hurt by the impact, but Kanyon just lays nearly motionless on the ladder as Raven rolls out of the ring holding his left leg. Raven limps around the out side of the ring holding himself up on the ring announcers table. A sinister smile then overtakes the face of Raven as he reaches over the table and rips one of the monitors up and throws it in the ring. Raven then stumbles on his one leg around the table and pushes Cole out of his chair. For one second Cole tries to resist, but Raven raises his hand and Cole quickly cowers behind King as Raven steal the chair that Cole was sitting on. Raven begins to walk towards the ring with the chair in hand as Kanyon is now moving almost crawling around the ring. Raven stands in the ring holding the chair in hand and he is yelling at Kanyon to get up. Kanyon keeps crawling around and Raven stalks him. Raven moves up behind Kanyon and slaps him in the back of the head with his free hand, but Kanyon doesnt react. Raven then grabs Kanyon by the hair and as he goes to pick him up Kanyon turns around quickly and blasts Raven in the face with the monitor he picked up off the mat. Raven staggers back and falls sitting in the corner as blood slowly streams from the face of Raven. Kanyon slowly gets to his feet and begins to walk over to Raven and slides kicking Raven in the lower extremities.*
Mongo, King, & Cole: OUCH!
Hall: What? What did I miss?
*Raven screams out in pain as Kanyon gets to his feet. Kanyon grabs Raven up by the hair and sets him up on the top rope in a sitting position. Kanyon climbs up to the second rope and hooks Raven up and drops back hitting Raven with a brain buster from the top. Raven is laid out in the center of the ring and Kanyon seems to be hurt to, but the adrenaline keeps him moving as he gets to his feet. Kanyon stomps on the Ravens Rules Champion before directing his attention to the ladder still leaned in the corner. Kanyon walks away from Raven and lifts the ladder up. Kanyon carries the ladder over to the center of the ring and drives the bottom of the ladder into the gut of Raven then sets up the ladder right over the limp body of the current Ravens Rules Champion. Kanyon then begins to slowly make his decent up the ladder. He is about half way up when he looks down and Raven is slowly sitting up. Kanyon notices this as a bad sign and begins to moves quicker up the ladder, but as his hand touches the top of the ladder Raven pushes the ladder over and Kanyon falls off of the ladder to the outside of the ring landing right in front of the announcers table. Ravens face is covered with blood as he stands in the center of the ring looking down at Kanyon lying outside the ring. Raven then holds out his arms in a cross position as Kanyon is beginning to move on the outside. Raven then slowly and statically walks around the ring and picks up the chair he had earlier. Raven rolls out of the ring and walks around the side and as Kanyon gets fully to his feet Raven is ready and poised with the chair and clocks Kanyon over the head with it. Kanyon falls in a heap as Raven drops the chair and rolls back in the ring. Raven then sets the ladder back up in the center of the ring and makes his decent to the top with blood covering his face. Raven is very slow up as the blood lose seems to be slowing him down. Raven does make it to the top and reaches up with one hand for the title as Kanyon is now moving on the outside. Kanyon pulls himself up and leans against the apron as Raven has a hand on one of the titles and is grabbing with all his might as Kanyon rolls into the ring and from his knees pushes the ladder down and Raven falls from the top onto his back pulling the Ravens Rules Championship down with him.*
Winner and Still Ravens Rules Champion: Raven
Mongo: And Raven retains!
*Raven lies on the mat with the Ravens Rules Championship clutched in his right hand with blood covering his face as Kanyon lays on his stomach slamming his fist on the mat as he is upset that he was to late. Kanyon slowly gets to his feet and walks over to the Ravens Rules Champion and grabs the belt from his limp hands and tosses it out of the ring, then with his feet rolls the body of Raven off the canvas to the outside as well. Kanyon slowly moves around the ring setting up the ladder again. Kanyon walks over to the ropes to make sure Raven is still out then walks around to the other side of the ring and begins to climb. Exhaustion seems to be setting in on Kanyon after the fall to the outside as Kanyon is now climbing incredibly slow. Raven is now somehow moving on the outside as Kanyon is only three rungs off the ground, but still slowly climbing. Raven gets to his feet and staggers backwards into the ring barrier grabbing it to keep balance. Raven then looks up and his opponent Kanyon who is now two rungs higher then before and Raven slowly jogs towards the ring and rolls in then begins to climb up the opposite side. Somehow both men reach the top after both climbing very slowly and begin to exchange punches. Kanyon catches Raven on his cut and Raven almost loses balance, but is able to catch himself and reply with a punch of his own to the face of Kanyon.*
King: What a blow to Kanyon!
*Kanyon goes for another right hand, but Raven ducks his head down and punches Kanyon in the gut then as Kanyon leans over the top of the ladder holding his stomach Raven grabs Kanyon by the head and takes Kanyon to the mat with an Even Flow DDT from the top of the ladder. The impact is so loud it echoes through the arena and they hit so hard Kanyon rolls completely out of the ring to the floor and lands on his face where he lies motionless as Raven lies on his back in the center of the ring looking up at the one remaining title. Raven is very slow to move, but does so by grabbing the ladder to help himself up. Raven gets to his feet and once again holds his arms out like a cross and the crowd begins to cheer at the fact that he is even standing on his own. Raven pulls himself up the ladder in what seems like slow motion as the blood is now dripping more then ever from his forehead. Raven reaches the top and seems to be out of it. He is barley moving now as he reaches up for the title belt, but it is just out of reach. Raven pulls himself up to the last rung and then hoists himself onto the top of the ladder where he sits and reaches up grabbing the XHF Phoenix Championship.*
Winner and NEW XHF Phoenix Champion: Raven
Cole: And a banner night for Raven!
*A guitar is heard through out the arena as the lights dim down and begin flashing between white and black. Drums kick in as "Keep Away" by Godsmack hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain holding his arms up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Just as the song starts to pick up Storm makes his way down the ramp, he gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes with his arms up in the air. He then walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down*
Mongo: And here comes that bastard Storm!
Hall: No, not El Ninio!
Mongo: No, its El Ninnyo
*The beginning guitar riff's of System of a Down's "Spiders" slowly begins to play. Verse one begins as on the Xtreme-Tron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyro shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyro die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp. Venom slides in the ring as the second verse hits and jumps around in a circle. As the Chorus hits again he pulls off the hood of his trench vest and runs to the top turnbuckle taunting out to the crowd. He then runs across the other side of the ring and repeats the routine. As the song becomes slow again Venom stands in his corner and takes off his vest as the song ends.*
Hall: Nice vest
EOD: Round 2
Venom vs Lance Storm
*Venom and Storm look across the ring at one another and begin to circle around in the ring area. Storm reaches in and Venom grabs his arm, pulling him forward and taking him down with a hop toss. Venom drops the leg across that of Storms and tries to surprise him with a pinfall but Storm kicks out after two and rushes to his feet. Venom reaches in this time and Storm brings him around with a wristlock at the back of Venom. Venom begins moving about and Storm turns it into a side headlock. Venom shoves Storm into the ropes and drops to the ground as Storm leaps over him. As Storm comes back the second time around, Venom catches him with a spinning wheel kick right to the chops, sending Storm to the mat. Storm is able to pull himself right back up but gets caught with a dropkick from Venom that sends him through the middle rope and to the outside. Venom waits for Storm to get to his feet and then lunges over the top and to the outside, connecting with a body splash to Lance Storm! Venom gets to his feet, as does Storm but Storm is a little slower, feeling the impact of the body splash. Venom leans up against the ring, holding his sides in pain and as he does, Storm gets to his feet. Storm comes up from behind Venom and kicks him in the back of the leg. Venoms leg shoots forward as he begins hoping around on his good foot. Storm steps back and tackles that leg of Venom, sending him to the floor!Storm rolls back into the ring to interrupt the referees count and then rolls back to the outside where he drags Venom over to the steel steps. Storm picks up the right leg of Venom and slams it down on top of the steps! Venom rolls around in pain as Storm climbs the steps. He stands at the top or the steps and jumps down into a standing position on that right leg of Venom!*
Hall: Dude, I think Im buzzing
King: Good, then I can have more beer
Mongo: No, you cant
*Storm rolls back into the ring and the referee starts his count over. Once he reaches the count of four, the referee goes to the outside and checks on Venom. Storm gets extremely upset inside the ring because he thought the referee was counting out Venom. Storm goes to the outside and picks up Venom, tossing him back into the ring. Storm then rolls into the ring himself and jumps right into the face of the referee. Eventually he turns around and goes back to Venom who is holding his right leg. Storm bends over to pick up Venom and Venom rolls him up 1..2...Venom almost had him but Storm gets out of the predicament! Storm gets up right away and comes down on Venom with the axe handle to the back as Venom tried to get to his feet. Storm then grabs Venom and locks in a one legged leg lock. Venom begins screaming in pain but the hold is only locked in for a bout 10 seconds before Venom realizes how close the ropes are and reaches up and the referee is forced to break the hold.*
Mongo: Good think he saw the ropes and ignored the pain to grab them
*Storm gets up and stares down at Venom who is still holding his right knee. Venom hobbles up to his feet, using the ropes. Storm goes for the kick but Venom jumps up onto the middle rope, avoiding the blow. Venom then comes back with a springboard dropkick! Storm hits the mat and begins to get up and Venom hobbles to his feet once again. Venom surprises Storm with a kick to the gut and Venom drops him with a DDT!*
Cole: DDP!
Mongo: No, DDT
Hall: DD-ME!
*Both men are down as Venom is taking his time getting to his feet, resting the leg but at the same time looking like hes gaining some momentum. Venom and Storm get to their feet at about the same time, Venom takes a little extra time before moving, as he takes some extra pressure of the leg. Venom turns and picks up Storm for a body slam but quickly turns it into a Gran Finale V1! Venom follows it in for the cover 1...2...Storm gets the shoulder up! Venom again takes a little time to get to his feet, favouring that right leg but he gets up there and seems to be moving around no problem. However, Storm is also to his feet. Storm looks for the Reality Check but Venom ducks, and comes out of nowhere with the Xed Out! He hangs on for the cover, 1...2...Storm rolls through and gets tangled in the ropes, breaking up the pinfall!*
Cole: This is intense!
*Venom pounds on the mat before getting to his feet, rather quickly as well, it seems as though his leg is now fine. Venom climbs to the top but Storm catches him halfway up with a right hand. Another right leaves Venom sitting on the top turnbuckle. Storm begins to climb up as well now. After a punch to the head, Storm delivers a Superplex to Venom! Both men lay on the mat, neither one really moving a whole lot and they manage to get to their feet at the exact same time. Venom charges into the ropes and comes back looking for the Grand Finale V2 but Storm ducks. No later then a second after Venom lands feet first on the mat, Storm connects with some amazing impact with the Reality Check!*
Mongo: REALITY CHECK!
Hall: Ok man, my name is Scott Hall, and Im an alcoholic
*Venom falls, seemingly unconscious after the blow and Storm falls on him for the cover but at the last possible millisecond Venom gets the shoulder up! Storm gets to his knees and looks frustrated in not being able to put Venom away. Storm picks up Venom and delivers a devastating Blue Thunder Bomb. Storm hangs on for the cover, 1...2...Venom gets the shoulder up once again! This time Storm gets up in front of the referee and begins complaining to the referee, explaining that it was a three count. Venom gets to his feet and whips Storm into the ropes. He bounces back and looks going for the Spinning Brutality but Storm ducks it and avoids the contact. Venom staggers to his feet and Storm comes up from behind with the Perfect Plex! Storm holds on for the cover 1...2...3!*
Winner :: Lance Storm
Mongo: Damn you Mr. Strom!
Cole: Its Storm
*Storm rolls off and slowly sits up where the referee raises his hand. Venom uses the referees assistance and the ropes to get to his feet and at the same time Storm gets to his. Venom offers his hand to Storm for a handshake but Storm begins walking away. He stops and after a shortwhile with his back to Venom, turns around and shakes his hand before leaving the ring and heading to the back. The lights go out, and "Lying From You" by Linkin Park blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a waterbottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus is heard. Destruction pours the water on his head, and then begins to walk down the ramp, and then stops at the bottom. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the waterbottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the end of the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd. The screaming from the chorus is heard, and Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, and a white light on him. He then gets in the ring and goes to the corner of the ring doing the same taunt, while waiting for his opponent(s).*
Mongo: Speaking of washed up losers
King: We werent talking about Destruction until now
*The lights in the arena go out as the fans get to their feet in anticipation of who is to come. Suddenly... BOOM! Huge flames shoot out of the stage as the fans are shocked then begin cheering as "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica blasts over the sound system. They curtain flips open and Martyr walks out on stage to an arena full of boos from the fans. He slowly walks down the ramp flipping off the fans and makes his way into the ring.*
Mongo: Martyr has got a lot riding on this, he said if he loses, hes going to send game to a furnace or something
Destruction vs. Martyr
*Neither of the men wastes time attacking each other at once with a blaze of rights and lefts back and forth. Martyr ducks under a hard right from Destruction and ends up behind Destruction. Martyr then quickly grabs Destruction in a full nelson. Martyr seems to be trying to go for Knocking on Deaths Door, but Destruction breaks free and delivers elbows to the side of the head of Martyr staggering him away enough for Destruction to turn around and kicks Martyr in the stomach. Martyr is bent over holding his stomach and Destruction takes opportunity and hooks Martyrs arms for the Eve of Destruction, but is then back dropped to the mat by Martyr. Martyr stands and turns around to face Destruction as Destruction is quick to his feet and also faces Martyr. Both men stand in a face off pacing the ring. Martyr holds out his arms towards Destruction and Destruction slowly moves in and locks his hands with Martyrs and quickly over powers Martyr to one knee. Martyr is screaming in pain, but is able to force his way to his feet and continue the test of strength with Destruction. Destruction is laughing in the face of the Mongo Corp. Enforcer as the look of pain fills the face of Martyr. Enraged by the laughs of Destruction, Martyr retaliates with a kick to the groin of Destruction. The ref yells at Martyr about the low blow, but Martyr just ignores him and runs at Destruction taking him out with a massive clothesline. Martyr holds onto the ropes and begins to stomp on the face of Destruction as he tries to get up, and the ref makes the five count on him then forces a release from the ropes. Martyr walks around the ring to a chorus of boos from the crowd then lifts Destruction up by the hair. Martyr delivers a punch to the face of Destruction and Destruction staggers back into the ropes. Martyr slowly walks towards Destruction. Destruction swings wildly at Martyr, but Martyr ducks it and grabs Destruction setting him up and hitting him with a strong sambo suplex.*
Mongo: Man, Destruction matches are so boring, I mean, the guy has no charisma, and we already know how hes gonna lose
Hall: I haate looosssing
*Martyr makes the cover without hooking the leg and Destruction easily kicks out. Martyr seems enraged by the, and quickly sets Destruction up and locks in the eastern stretch on Destruction. Martyr locks in the hold as best he can, and Destructions face fills with pain. Martyr yells out at the ref to ask him if he quits and the ref does so, but Destruction yells out no and reaches for the ropes. Destruction just comes up short as Martyr now yells at Destruction to quit. Destruction is shaking his head as he again makes a reach for the ropes and this time Destruction is able to grab the bottom rope. The ref quickly gets in Martyrs face and forces him to break the hold. Destruction quickly begins to try and pull himself up on the ropes as Martyr argues with the ref. Martyr sees Destruction to his feet and pushes the ref out of the way. Martyr goes at Destruction and Destruction swings with a right at Martyr, but Martyr ducks it and kicks Destruction in the gut. Martyr then grabs Destruction by the wrist and whips him across the ring. Destruction stumbles across and hits the ropes bouncing back at Martyr who lowers his head. Destruction sees this and delivers a knee smash to the face of Martyr. Martyr stumbles back against the ropes and bounces back towards Destruction and Destruction falls forward into Martyr with a massive clothesline. Both men lay on the mat as the ref makes the ten count on both men. After about six both men slowly get to their feet and they meet in the center of the ring. Martyr delivers a right to the face of Destruction and Destruction returns the favor. Martyr swings with another right but Destruction blocks it and grabs martyr by the wrist, whipping Martyr into the corner turnbuckle.*
Cole: Destruction might win this one!
Mongo: Pfft, fat chance
Hall: As fat as your chance of winning the title is?
Mongo: Go fuck yourself
Hall: Dont mind if I do!
King: You put that back in your pants right now
*Destruction then runs at Martyr and goes for a back elbow on Martyr, but Martyr pulls the ref in front of him and the ref takes the full force of the elbow into the face. The ref falls the mat immediately and Destruction drops down to check on him. Martyr takes advantage of this and drives and elbow into the back of the head of Destruction. Martyr then lifts Destruction to his feet and drags him to the center of the ring. Martyr delivers a right hand to the face of Destruction then goes to lock up with Destruction, but Destruction breaks free and beings tearing into Martyr with rights and lefts to the face of Martyr. Martyr is staggered and dazed as Destruction grabs Martyr and sends him hard into the mat with a cradle pile driver. Destruction makes the cover on Martyr and hooks the leg, but the ref is not moving. Destruction pounds his hand on the mat three times signaling the three count, and then climbs to his feet. Destruction paces the ring and moves over to the ref and tries to wake him, but the ref is not waking. Martyr is now to his knees as Destruction walks towards him. Martyr reaches down and grabs Martyr by the head, but Martyr swings forward and hits Destruction with a low blow. Destruction doubles over as Martyr rolls out of the ring. Martyr is now looking under then ring for something and he emerges with a sledge hammer. Martyr slides into the ring sledge in hand and waits for Destruction get up. Destruction gets to his feet and walks right into Martyr. Destruction looks at Martyr who is holding the sledge hammer in his hand staring into the eyes of Destruction. Martyr pats the sledge hammer in his hand as he walks towards Destruction.*
Mongo: SIT DOWN YOU STUPID DRUNK!
Hall: LOOK AT ME FOLKS! IM FUCKING MYSELF!!
Cole: The front row female fans seem to be enjoying it, some are even helping him
*Destruction backs away until he reaches the ropes and Martyr moves in and swings for the head of Destruction. Destruction is able to duck and he dives at Martyr and sends him hard to the mat with a spine buster. Martyr rolls around on the mat and releases the sledge hammer. Destruction looks over at the ref who is still laid out on the mat and Destruction reaches down and pick up the sledge hammer. Martyr pulls himself up to his feet and sees Destruction walking towards him with the sledge hammer in hand. Martyr begins holding up his hand pleading with Destruction not to hit him, but Destruction does just that. Destruction drives the hammer end of the sledge into the stomach of Martyr then drives the hammer down across the back of Martyr. Martyr lays on the mat in pain, but Destruction does not seem to be done with him. Destruction reaches down and sets Martyrs right leg up on the bottom rope. Destruction once again looks at the ref who is now slightly moving and Destruction quickly drives the hammer head into the knee of Martyr. Martyr gives out a mighty scream so loud it deafens the crowd. Destruction throws the sledge out of the ring and drags Martyr to the center of the ring. Destruction yells at the ref then drops down and makes the cover on Martyr. The ref slowly crawls over and begins to make a slow count, and Martyr is able to roll the shoulder. The crowd gasps in surprise as Destruction now gets to his feet and pulls Martyr up as well. Destruction drives Martyrs head in-between his legs and hooks the arms of Martyr, but Martyrs leg crumbles, unable to hold his own body weight. Destruction pulls Martyr back to his feet and slams him to the mat with the Eve of Destruction. Destruction turns Martyr over and again makes a pin attempt and this time gets the 1-2-3 and for the first time defeats Martyr.*
Winner: Destruction
Mongo: WHAT THE FUCK?! GODFUCKINGFUCKINGSHITTHATFUCKERMOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
Hall: Whooooooooo!!!!!
King: He should be done now
Hall: Fuck, I need a beer
*"Downfall" by Trust Co. plays as GD walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. Gd then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
Cole: Big match for both of these men here
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.
"If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)"
With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through that and the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist before he takes off, running down the ramp. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the booing fans. Platinum jumps down, giving the platinum "P" to the timekeeper.*
Hall: Heh, his name is Platinum
EOD: Round 2
Gravedigger vs. Platinum
*The two opponants stair each other down before they begin to circle. The bell rings and the match starts as the two lock up in a test of strength. Gravedigger's size is his advantage as he pushes Platinum into the turnbuckle. The two continue to struggle in the corner as the referee tries to break them up by implementing the 5 count. Finally, Gravedigger lets up, only to deliver a quick kick to the gut of his opponant. Platinum doubles over before Gravedigger grabs his arm and irish-whips him into the opposite corner. Gravedigger charges toward the corner, looking to squash his smaller opponant, but quickly Platinum moves out of the way causing Gravedigger to slam right into the turnbuckles. Platinum waits for his opponant to turn around, and as soon as he does, he jumps up and knocks him down with a beautiful dropkick. Platinum goes for the cover but only gets a one count.*
Hall: I like beer
*Platinum shows no mercy to his opponant as he stands up and begins to stomp on his face. Platinum finally lets up, only to jump on the middle rope, looking for a lionsault, but Gravedigger rolls out of the way! Gravedigger stands himself up and approaches Platinum, who is on his stomach, from behind. Gravedigger picks his opponant off the mat around the waist and lifts him up into a German suplex! Gravedigger gets a pop from the crowd and shoots up to his feet with authority. Platinum rolls around on the mat in pain until he reaches the ropes and begins to pull himself up. Gravedigger awaits until Platinum sees him. Gravedigger charges toward his opponant, looking to clothesline him over the top rope, but Platinum ducks under it and hits the opposite set of ropes himself. On the return, Platinum jumps up, looking for a flying crossbody, But Gravedigger catches him!*
Mongo: Hes catches him!
*Gravedigger throws Platinum onto his shoulders as the crowd goes wild. He executes a perfect Death Valley Driver on Platinum and hooks the leg for the pin, 1... 2... 3!*
Winner: Gravedigger
Mongo: Wow, that match was short.
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stopwatch appears on the XtremeTron. Its starts ticking: down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the XtremeTron. "Crack Addict" plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continually taunts the crowd. Goldberg slides in, and hits the ground. He climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd, and receives a great ovation from the crowd. He jumps off, and walks around the ring. The ring has a black rug, and two chairs in the ring. He walks around the ring, and pulls a mic out from his back pocket.*
Goldberg: Ladies and Gentlemen.... Boys and Girls... People watching at home.... People watching LIVE! ..... I give to you.... The 3rd Ediction... Yes Ediction... of XHFs Very Own mini Show... Hosted by non other then the Big Bad G-O-L-D Berg... Goldbergs House of 1000... People, its 1000... House of 1000 Suplexes!!!
*The opening sequence airs. Recent and past memories are shown, and then highlight reels being thrown into a fire pit. The Hives "Back in Black" plays during this sequence. They finally fade away, and we go back to Goldberg in the ring.*
Goldberg: Tonight, I have a recurring guest that was here just two weeks ago. I give you a good friend of mine, that wants to tell me something very important.... I give to you... Mr. Smith!!
*Mr. Smith walks out without his music, and is booed by the crowd. He walks into the ring, and walks over to Goldberg.
Goldberg: What is it that you want to say?
Mr. Smith: I need to tell you something thatll change your view on me for the rest of your life...
Goldberg: Go on...
Mr. Smith: Itll explain all of the Iraq related terms, the 3 cases of wine in the locker room, the Taliban Playboys, the weird body doubles, and why I look like Saddam Huessien...
Goldberg: I understand the wine and the playboys and the body doubles. I mean, you are from New Jersey. But Mr. Smith, you really dont look like Saddam Huessien.
*Mr. Smith rips off his mustache to reveal another look-a-like mask. The camera turns to Goldberg, who puts his hands on his cheeks, and shrieks. Mr. Smith frowns and looks down, and Goldberg stops shrieking.
Goldberg: Oh... my... God... I cant believe you betrayed me like that.. Burt Reynolds...
Mr. Smith: Excuse me?
Goldberg: Youre Burt Reynolds! The washed up actor forced to appear in Maaco Commercials! You sneaky son of a bitch!
Mr. Smith: Im Saddam Huessien you fucking {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore}!! Saddam Hu-Fucking-Sein!!!
Goldberg: ........oh.
*The FBI breaks into the arena, and surrounds the ring in an instance. They grab Mr. Smith and haul him up the ramp.*
Goldberg: I cant believe I was tricked like that! Who else knew he was Saddam?
*Everyone in the arena, including everyone commentating raises their hands.*
Mr. Smith: Ok, Im not going to lie to you
*Mr. Smith pulls off the second mask to reveal.GAVIN GREEN!!! Suddenly in runs Mr. Joneser, the other Saddam look alike! He has a kendo stick and tosses it to Green, Green catches it and blasts Goldberg across the head with it! Mr. Jones reaches under the ring and grabs a chair, the two then beat on Goldberg repeatedly. After a while, they stop, Mr. Jones circles around the ring and reveals that he is indeed.SCARHEAD!! The crowd boos them as they raise each others hands and leave.*
Mongo: God I love my job
*The arena is in a silent hush as the starting guitar rifs from Stainds "Price To Play" hit the arena sound system as the Xtreme Tron flashs pictures from Rat Bastards more memorable moments here in the XHF.Suddenly the curtain is flipped up and Rat walks from behind it wearing his coveted RWF Worlds title around his waist. Over his shoulders are the BDDWF Ultimate Championship and the XWA World Heavyweight Championship, as he walks down the ramp to a loud and rowdy boo from the fans you can also see that he is dragging the ZWEF World Heavyweight Championship in his right hand behind him. The X-Crown champion taunts the fans with the belts before climbing into the ring.*
Mongo: I cant wait to watch Rat shave that non-conformers head
*The opening riffs of Seamless by American Head Charge hits the Xtremetron, as the crowd turns to complete and solid boos. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where Diamond now stands, head down. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring. He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with boos. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out.*
Cole: I think Diamond is gonna win tonight
King: I think Scott Hall is going to die of alcohol poisoning tonight
X*Crown Championship Hair vs. Hair Match
Rat Bastard vs. Diamond
*Diamond slides into the ring and is instantly met with a flurry of kicks to the back as the referee rings the bell to start the match. Rat keeps Diamond down with the kicks before he finally decides to let up, but only for a second as he proceeds to knee Diamond in the back. The crowd boos loudly as Rat chuckles at the fallen Diamond, who is trying to pull himself up. Rat solves that problem as he grabs the hair of Diamond and pulls him off the mat. Rat grabs his opponents arm and attempts to Irish Whip him across the ring. Diamond reverses the whip and sends Rat flying in the ropes. Diamond attempts to clothesline Rat, but he ducks under it. Once again, Rat hits the ropes, but this time he brings Diamond down from behind with a big Bulldog. Diamond rolls around in the middle of the ring, holding his face, as Rat stalks his prey. Diamond begins to pull himself up using the ropes and as soon as he is standing, Rat charges him. Rat is outsmarted though as Diamond quickly ducks and lifts Rat up, throwing him over the top rope! Somehow though, Rat lands on the apron. Rat grabs the shoulder of Diamond and quickly spins him around, only to grab his head and jump off the apron, performing a jawbreaker on Diamond into the ropes!*
Mongo: Yeah! Booyea!
Hall: Okk, sos I see this guyint abar and says, hey you! Im the bad guy!
King: Wow, youre bad ass
*Diamond does not fall to the mat, but holds his jaw in pain as Rat grabs his leg from outside and trips him. Rat quickly slides back into the ring as Diamond rolls in pain once again on the mat. Rat goes for the pin, 1... Diamond kicks out. Rat isn't too surprised as he picks Diamond off the mat. Rat knees him in the gut then backs him into the ropes, trying to sling him off into an irish-whip, but Diamond reverses it. Rat hits the ropes as his opponent jumps up and knocks him down with a crossbody. Diamond hooks the leg for the pin, 1... Rat kicks out and pushes Diamond off, hitting his face. Diamond jumps up holding his face as Rat slowly gets to his feet Diamond turns his back on Rat to plead with the referee, but Rat sneaks up behind his opponent and delivers a forearm to the back, nearly sending him over the ropes and out of the ring. Rat delivers a few more forearms to Diamond, before he is able to get him turned around. Rat knees Diamond in the gut, doubling him over, before he picks Diamond up into a vertical suplex, slamming him down on the mat with a loud thud.*
Hall: What wasssss that?
*Rat jumps up in celebration, but is met with boos. He turns his back on his opponent and hassles the crowd, giving them the finger, and only enraging them more. Meanwhile, Diamond craftily slides to where Rat is and grabs underneath his legs, rolling him up in a schoolboy pin, 1... 2... Rat kicks out. Rat jumps up in fury as the crowd begins to cheer once more and Diamond gets to his feet. Rat once again charges toward his opponent, but Diamond ducks and charges toward the ropes himself. The two come flying off the ropes, toward each other, and go down as each clotheslines one another! The crowds cheers turn to silence as the two men lay motionless on the mat and the referee starts the 10 count.*
Mongo: Get up Rat!
*The count reaches 7 before both men stir and stand up at about the same time, staggering. Rat attacks first as he throws a straight punch toward Diamond's head, but Diamond ducks it only to tackle Rat to the mat. The crowd comes alive once again as Diamond proceeds to deliver rights to the skull of Rat while on top of him. The crowd counts the punches as Diamond hits them, and he doesn't stop until 10. Diamond begins to stand up and brings a staggering Rat up with him. Rat grabs onto the ropes as Diamond hits the opposite set, charging at rat and clotheslining him over the top rope! Rat hits the floor outside with a thud as Diamond goes to hit the ropes once again. This time, Diamond grabs the top rope and flips over it, landing right on Rat!*
Hall: I have 3 illegitimate kids.or was it foor?
King: And the truth comes out when hes drunk
Hall: Man that Stacy Carter was a good fuck
King: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
*The two roll around in the floor in pain as the referee begins the ten count. Diamond begins to get to his feet by the count of 5, only to be met with a rising clothesline from Rat. Rat pulls himself up using the apron as his opponent rolls around in pain on the ground. Rat rolls into the ring and right out to break the count before he picks Diamond up pff the floor. Rat puts him into what looks like a bearhug and charges to the ring post, slamming Diamonds back into the metal. Rat charges two more times, Diamond screaming out in pain each time, before he finally throws Diamond to the ground. Rat stomps on his opponent a bit before he picks him off the ground and slides him into the ring. Rat lifts the apron of the ring up and looks underneath for something before he finally pulls out an electric razor, causing the fans to boo loudly. Rat rolls into the ring and pulls Diamond into a sitting position where he applies a Neck Wrench. Rat turns the razor on and comes close to start shaving Diamond's head, but the referee stops him as he grabs the razor out of Rat's hands! Rat jumps up, looking furious and gets in the face of the referee. The two proceed to argue as Rat intimidates the man. Meanwhile, behind Rat's back, Diamond begins to stand himself up. Rat turns around as Diamond charges toward him, only to duck as Diamond delivers a flying cross body, knocking the referee down and out!*
Mongo: And out goes the ref!
*Diamond looks devastated and kneels down to check on the ref as Rat quickly slides out of the ring. Rat goes over to the announcer's table and grabs a steel chair. He slides back in the ring, behind Diamond with the chair in hand. Diamond suddenly turns around sees Rat approaching him, swinging the chair, and rolls out of the way, allowing Rat to hit the knocked out referee once again! Diamond hits the ropes, but Rat shows no remorse toward the ref as he instantly turns around and slams the chair over the head of Diamond, stopping him in his tracks and knocking him out! Rat throws the chair out of the ring and waves to the announcers table as Mongo stands up.*
Hall: Hey man, I think he likes you.Id fuck him
Cole: Is it just me or does Rat look like-
Mongo and King: No
Hall: Yes, I mean no
*Mongo takes his headset off and walks over to the ring as Rat proceeds to strip the fallen referee of his shirt. Mongo climb in the ring and Rat tosses him the shirt before he goes and pins Diamond. Mongo quickly puts the shirt on and hits the mat for the count, 1... 2... 3!*
WINNER & STILL THE X*CROWN CHAMPION: Rat Bastard
Cole: Mongo has screwed Rat!
Hall: UP THE BUNGHOLE!!!
*"Price To Play" hits over the sound system once again as Rat Bastard stands up with a cocky smile on his face. Mongo raises his arm before he goes to grab the electric razor. The crowd boos loudly as Mongo tosses the razor to Rat who turns it on and grabs Diamond by the hair, lifting his lifeless head up. Mongo stands in the corner of the ring, laughing as Rat begins to shave Diamond bald. The fans boo as the hair of Diamond comes off in big clumps. Rat does not stop until he gets all the hair off Diamond's head.*
Cole: Thats sick, that sick sick bastard and the damn razor!
*Rat drops Diamond's head, as he begins to move back to life a bit, and laughs at the humiliated man in the middle of the ring. He high-fives Mongo before they both exit the ring.*
Hall: I pee pee!
King: Oh dear god no
*Downfall by TRUSTcompany plays as Gravedigger walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. Gravedigger then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
Cole: Here it is folks, Gravedigger Vs Lance Storm, who will win?!
*A guitar is heard through out the arena as the lights dim down and begin flashing between white and black. Drums kick in as "Keep Away" by Godsmack hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain holding his arms up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Just as the song starts to pick up Storm makes his way down the ramp, he gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes with his arms up in the air. He then walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down.*
Hall: Id fuck him
King: Youd fuck yourself
Hall: WOULD NOT!!!
End Of Days Tournament Finals
Gravedigger vs. Lance Storm
*Both men stare at each other from opposite sides of the ring, and walk up to each other in the center of the ring. Lance Storm says something to Gravedigger, but Gravedigger ignores it and extends his hand out for a handshake. Storm looks around the arena, but then kicks Gravedigger in the stomach and begins to forearm him into the corner. A couple of forearm shots, and then a few kicks in the stomach take Gravedigger down. Storm walks away from Gravedigger and screams at the crowd while holding his arms up, as Gravedigger climbs up to his feet. Storm turns around, but then gets knocked down with a huge clothesline! Storm gets up to his feet and gets knocked down once again, and then a third time! Storm stumbles back to a corner, as Gravedigger holds his arms up, taunting to the crowd. Storm goes to Gravedigger, but gets a kick to the stomach for his troubles.*
Cole: And a kick to his stomach for his troubles
*Storm is bent over, as Gravedigger sends huge forearm shots into the back of his opponent. Storm falls to his knees, screaming in pain, as Gravedigger once again taunts to the crowd. Gravedigger lifts up Storm and goes to whip him into the ropes, but Storm reverses it and when Gravedigger comes nears him he dropkicks him straight into the jaw! Storm doesnt waste anytime to cover Gravedigger, but he kicks out at two. Storm climbs up and sends a couple of boots into the chest of Gravedigger, and then goes through the second rope onto the apron. Storm screams for Gravedigger to climb up to his feet, which he does, and Storm springboards onto the top rope and knocks Gravedigger with a clothesline. Storm is on his knees and looks around the arena in anger, and then covers Gravedigger. 1-2-kickout by Gravedigger. Storm gets up and stomps on Gravedigger, then lifts him up to his feet. Storm sends forearm shots into the face of Gravedigger, and whips him into the ropes. Storm goes for the Reality Check, but Gravedigger catches the foot and swings him around, and when Lance Storm is in the direction of Gravedigger, Gravedigger grabs him and throws him over his head with a overhead belly-to-belly suplex!*
Cole: A nice brainbuster DDT from Gravedigger!
King: Do you know anything about suplexs?
Cole: Yeah, I minored in them
King: Drank a lot in school did ya?
Cole: No, but I did cheat on my final if you must know, theres just so damn many!
King: Hmmm, you cant tell
Hall: I am so much better than Jake Roberts!
*Storm rolls out of the ring to catch a breath, as Gravedigger follows him to the outside. Gravedigger hits Storm in the back, and then throws him head first into the ring post! Storm falls against the railing, and Gravedigger then sends kicks to the chest of Storm. Storm is lifted up to his feet and Gravedigger grabs him in a bearhug, but then drives his back into the side of the ring! Gravedigger doesnt release Lance Storm, instead he runs to the ring post and slams him spine first against it! Storm falls against the padding holding his back in pain, and Gravedigger suddenly lifts him up and rolls him into the ring. Gravedigger slides in, and covers Lance Storm for a two count. Gravedigger gets up, and then grabs the legs of Lance Storm, and then turns him over, applying a Boston crab! Storm screams in pain, as his back is being stretched by the submission move. Gravedigger stands up all the way to his feet, applying more pressure to the back!*
Cole: What a submission!
*Storm begins to crawl his way to the ropes, but Gravedigger is right there holding him back. Storm is in excruciating pain, as the referee asks him if he quits. Storm refuses to quit, as Gravedigger leans back. Storm begins to crawl his way to the ropes once again, and this time finally grabs it! Gravedigger doesnt release the hold though, but the referee forces Gravedigger to let it go or he will be disqualified. Gravedigger finally releases the hold, and then goes back to the lower back of Lance Storm. Gravedigger lifts up Lance Storm, and sends him back first against the turnbuckle. Gravedigger begins to send his shoulders into the abdomen area of Lance Storm, and the walks back. He then runs to Lance Storm once more for a spear, but Lance Storm moves out of the way and Gravedigger hits shoulder first into ring post!
Gravedigger walks away from the corner holding his shoulder, as Lance Storm comes out of nowhere and hits a jumping calf kick into the injured shoulder of Gravedigger! Gravedigger falls to the mat holding his shoulder, as Lance Storm turns his back against the mat and hooks the leg. Gravedigger kicks out at two, and then Lance Storm climbs up to his feet and begins to stomp on the shoulder of Gravedigger. Lance Storm grabs the injured arm of Gravedigger, then leans back and applies a leg scissors on it! Storm leans back, as the shoulder of Gravedigger is about ready to pop out of its socket. Gravedigger screams in horrible pain and the referee asks him if he quits, but Gravedigger shakes his head and begins to show some life. Gravedigger rolls over facing Lance Storm, as Lance Storms face is in complete and udder disbelief. Gravedigger then uses every bit of strength in his body, to lift up Lance Storm and slam him against the mat back first!*
Hall: I hope he didnt brake his dick!
King: Please stop while your ahead
Hall: You said A Head! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
King: Heh, I did, hahaha
*Lance Storm releases the move and Gravedigger covers him, but Storm gets a shoulder up! Gravedigger is on his knees and holds his face in disappointment, as Lance Storm slowly climbs up to his feet. Gravedigger climbs up to his feet and he and Lance Storm begin to trade rights and lefts, until Lance Storm knees Gravedigger in the stomach. Two forearm shots, and Lance Storm sets Gravedigger between his legs. Storm lifts Gravedigger up for a piledriver, and then hooks his arm for a Cradle Piledriver, but Gravedigger pulls himself down and backdrops him, but Storm is holding the wrists tight and rolls Gravedigger for the cover! 1-2-kick out by Gravedigger! Storm rolls over and sits down, annoyed at what just happened. Gravedigger climbs up to his feet, but Storm beats him and chops his knee. Gravedigger falls down and holds his knee, as Storm walks to his legs and calls for the Straight Shooter! Storm places his leg between the two of Gravedigger and twists both legs going for the move, but is unable to turn Gravedigger! Gravedigger punches Storm in the face, and then rolls Storm up for a small package! 1-2-kick out from Lance Storm!*
Cole: And a kickout!
*Gravedigger gets to his feet and kicks Storm in the stomach before Storm can get to his feet. Gravedigger sets Lance Storm between his legs, and then lifts him up and slams him hard against the mat with a sit-out powerbomb! Gravedigger hooks both legs, but Lance Storm kicks out at two! Gravedigger lifts up Lance Storm, and then sets him on the top turnbuckle. Gravedigger sends quickly forearm to the face of Lance Storm, and then begins to climb up to the top. When Gravedigger reaches the top turnbuckle, he applies a front facelock, and throws Storms arm behind his neck. Gravedigger taunts to the crowd for a superplex, but Storm begins to send fists into the ribs of Gravedigger and grabs his tights and then jumps off and drives Gravedigger into the mat with a huge front suplex!*
Cole: And a Razors Edge!
King: No its-
Hall: I DO THAT! I DO THAT MOVE! VADER TIME!!!!!!
King: As far as I can tell Hall, all you know is Miller Time
*Both Storm and Gravedigger are down, as the crowd is on their feet waiting what will happen next. Storm is the first one moving, as he rolls Gravedigger to his back and hooks his leg, but Gravedigger kicks out at two!*
King: And another Kickout!
*Lance Storm slowly climbs up to his feet and looks down at Gravedigger and then lifts him up to his feet. Storm applies a front facelock and places Gravediggers arm behind his neck and lifts him up for The Fall Of Old Glory, but Gravedigger reverses the move and gets behind Storm, and when Storm turns around Gravedigger hits him with a superkick sending him into the turnbuckle! Lance Storm lies against the turnbuckle, as Gravedigger slowly holds his arm up in the air, taunting to the crowd. Gravedigger runs for a clothesline, but Lance Storm moves out of the way causing Gravedigger to hit sternum first into the turnbuckle. Gravedigger bounces back, right into a Reality Check by Lance Storm! Lance Storm grabs the legs of Gravedigger and drags him into the center of the ring, and applies a Straight Shooter!
Storm leans back into the center of the ring, applying more pressure to the move. Gravedigger screams in pain and is unable to get to the ropes, and has no choice but to tap! Lance Storm wins the End Of Days Tournament, and gets a shot at the X*Crown at Decimation!*
Winner of the End Of Days Tournament: Lance Storm
Cole: Wow, what a match, Im like in Shock!
King: Nice one
Hall: Thank you
King: For the last time, you put that back in your pants
*Lance Storm releases the hold and stands up and holds his arms up in the air in victory, accomplishing something that hes worked years for. Lance Storm, now gets a shot at the X*Crown at Decimation.*
Cole: And now for our main event of the evening!
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stopwatch appear on the XtremeTron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the XtremeTron. "Crack Addict" plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. Shady walks out behind him taunting the crowd too. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continues to taunts the crowd. Goldberg helps Shady into the ring and slides in himself. Goldberg climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd while Shady poses near the ropes next to him. Goldberg jumps off, and kisses Shady on the lips. Shady then leaves the ring while Goldberg tests the ropes.*
Cole: What condition will Goldberg be in for his match tonight?
Hall: He better be ready to fuck hard!
*'mOBSCENE' by Marylin Manson starts up the XHF crowd. 'As the beginning part plays, a strobe light flickers around the crowd, and 'The Human Masterpiece' appears in black letters, with the points of the letters spiked on the white background on the XtremeTron. The crowd boos heavily, as fog begins to pour from the stage, with the strobe lights flickering through it. Then, Rhein the Killa, appears from behind the curtain, aggressively pushing the curtain out of the way, and walking through the fog. Rhein is wearing his wrestling gear, some black shorts, with silver words reading Masterpiece on the back, and RtK on the front, also, he's wearing black elbow pads, knee pads and knee length high boots with rTk in red up the side, he is also wearing a sleeveless 'Rhein the Killa' T-shirt. Soon after his appearance, he reaches back into the fog, and holds out his hand, for it to be accepted by 'The Queen of Xtreme' Lizzy Borden. The two walk down to the ring, and around it, with Rhein stopping the couple, so he can pause to snatch a sign that says, 'Scorpion Rulz' and rip it up, before throwing it on the floor and spitting on it. Rhein then slides up onto the ring apron, before helping Lizzy into the ring, then climbing in himself, and climbing to the top rope to pose for the crowd, before taking his T-shirt off, and waiting for the opponent.*
Hall: I once cut my sack open with a beer can tab
Cole: Thats the sickest think Ive ever heard
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of Linkin Park leadman Mike Shinoda begin to echo throughout the building.*
Nothing ever stops all these thoughts and the pain attached to them,
Sometimes I wonder why this is happening,
It's like nothing I can do would distract me when,
I think of how I shot myself in the back again,
Cuz from the infinite words I can say I,
Put all pain you gave to me on display,
But didn't realize instead of setting it free I,
Took what I hated and made it a part of me,..(Never goes away)..(Never goes away)..
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet as the chorus of Linkin Park's "Figure.09" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figure of XHF Legend Rage himself steps out onto the top of the stage! Following this, he then struts cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of cheers from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, Rage then finally reaches the ring area where, once climbing inside, the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising his both his fists defiantly to the crowd and taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 2-time Ultimate Champ is quick to turn his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he slowly awaits the emergence of his opposition.*
Hall: Wow. I once interviewed the Dixie Chicks and I fell in love with their foot odor. The fat one has a large vagina
Cole: What in the hell are you talking about?
*The screen comes on, revealing Reeshi, staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship high in the air after allowing Destruction and Reak to taste defeat and become the XHF Champion. It then goes to Reeshi and Rhein raising each others hands in the middle of the ring, followed by a shot of Reeshi in the Annihilation Complex and the final one is a bloodied Reeshi staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship above his head. The new clips begin to play as the tune of Fear by Disturbed once again the speakers and the clips begin to switch back and forth over and over again, getting quicker and quicker until you cant make out what is happening in either of the clips. The clips become a blur and are followed by the screen become static. A beam of light, seemingly dropping from the rafter strikes the screen, which causes a severe glow through the arena. Suddenly an explosion goes off on top of the stage and the chorus of Fear begins to play which allows the glow to slowly fade as shadows begin to crawl throughout the smoke left behind by the explosions. Through the smoke walks Reeshi, the. Reeshi walks down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up onto the middle turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air, taunting the booing fans.*
Hall: I hope Rage rapes Goldy and makes him tap out and cum at the same time
Cole: If I was Mongo Id fire you
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large X above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he walks down the ramp proudly, acknowledging the fans as he goes.*
King: GO LORD MONGO!
*The arena becomes silent as the Foo Fighter's "My Hero" starts up with a slow drumbeat. White pyros slowly shoot from the stage and get a bit bigger as the guitar hits, then fill the stage as the bass comes in. The pyro sparks fill the stage blackening out what is behind them until they suddenly die and Scorpion is revealed with the XHF Championship draped over his shoulder. Scorpion stands there for a moment taking in the cheers from the crowd before slowly making his way down the ramp. Scorpion reaches the end of the ramp and climbs onto the ring apron via the steps and stops once again on the ring apron as the crowd chants his name. Scorpion then steps in the ring and paces hoists the title above his head as the song ends.*
Hall: I'm a crossdressing midget fucker. I also have the SARS
Cole: Then you best see Platinum, word is that he has the cure
XHF World Heavyweight Championship Six-Pack Challenge
Scorpion vs. Reeshi vs. Mongo The Destroyer vs. Rage vs. Rhein The Killa vs. Goldberg
*Scorpion gives his World title to the referee, but then is attacked by Goldberg, Mongo, Reeshi and Rhein! They all beat him down, until Rage gets into the hustle and knocks Goldberg out of the ring. Rage then knocks down Rhein from behind, and then attacks Reeshi. Rage sends fists and chops into the chest of Reeshi, and then knees him in the stomach. Rage grabs the hair of Reeshi and pulls him into the center of the ring, and sets him onto his shoulders. Rage goes for the Fist Of Rage early in the match, until Rhein attacks Rage from behind. Rhein and Reeshi then begin to double team Rage, as Scorpion is finally getting shots in on Mongo. Scorpion knees Mongo in the stomach, and then slams him hard into the mat with a DDT! Scorpion hooks the leg, but Mongo gets a shoulder up. Scorpion pushes Mongo out of the ring, and runs and clotheslines Rhein down. Scorpion stomps on Rhein, and then lifts him up to his feet and whips him into the ropes. When Rhein bounces back, Scorpion lifts him up and slams him against the mat with a spinebuster! Scorpion hooks the leg of Rhein, but Reeshi is there to break up the cover! Reeshi beats on Scorpion, until Rage forearms Reeshi from behind and then grabs him in a waistlock, then drives him into the mat with a german suplex! Rage bridges the move, but Scorpion is there to save his title. Rage sits up and looks at Scorpion, upset that after he saved Scorpion from a beating he still broke up the cover. Rage gets to his feet and begins to start arguing with Scorpion, and then shoves him! Scorpion retaliates with a right hand, and the two begin to trade blows!*
Cole: THE BE CLUBBERIN!
*Rage gets the early advantage, and then hits a quick punch in the stomach. Scorpion bends over, as Rage then lifts him up for a tombstone piledriver! Rage walks to the center of the ring with Scorpion in the position, but Scorpion uses his strength to reverse himself to get Rage in position for a tombstone piledriver! Scorpion holds Rage up, but then out of nowhere Goldberg gets into the ring and hits a Cruise Missile into Rages back, sending Scorpion down as well! Goldberg shoves Rage off of Scorpion and then covers the champion, but Rhein is there to break up the cover. Rhein sends vicious forearms into the back of Goldberg, and then grabs the arm of Goldberg and places it between his own legs, and then grabs the other setting him up for a pumphandle slam. Rhein then lifts Goldberg up and then gets him on his shoulder, but then drives him head first into the mat with Obsequy! Rhein covers Goldberg, but at the last count Mongo grabs the ankle of Rhein and pulls him out of the ring. Rhein climbs up to his feet, but Mongo knocks him down with a huge superkick!*
King: A great superkick from Mongo!
*Mongo gets into the ring and Reeshi runs to him, and begins to send clotheslines into the owners throat. Mongo doesnt fall down, so Reeshi bounces off the again and hits another clothesline, but Mongo still doesnt go down! Reeshi then bounces off the ropes for the third time, but this time Mongo is able to time it and powerslams Mongo into the mat! Mongo hooks the leg of Reeshi, but Goldberg pulls Mongo off and then up to his feet. Mongo then grabs Mongo and drops him down with a backdrop. Goldberg then grabs the leg of Mongo, and twists it around, and then applies a figure-four-leglock, and then grabs the arm of Mongo and pulls back locking on the Diesel Hold! Mongo screams in pain as Goldberg screams for him to tap out, but Mongo shakes his head. After a while Mongos hand begins to go up to tap, but Rage is there when he runs and drives and knee into the face of Goldberg! Goldberg releases the move, and is then rolled out of the ring. Mongo holds his knee from the pain, as Rage turns around into a boot from Reeshi. Reeshi continues the assault on Rage, and then lifts him up to his shoulders going for the Orisheeninator! Reeshi walks into the center of the ring and spins around with Rage on his shoulders, but Rage slides off and pushes Reeshi into the ropes, and when Reeshi bounces back Rage gets him into a schoolboy! The referee starts the count, but at two Scorpion is there to break the cover!*
Hall: The boy pees on the table!
King: What?
Scorpion rolls Reeshi out of the ring, and then stomps on Rage. Rage is lifted to his feet by Scorpion, and is then thrown to the ropes. Rage ducks a clothesline, and then bounces back and goes for a crossbody block, but Scorpion catches Rage and throws him into the mat with a fallaway slam! Scorpion gets up to his feet, but Rhein gets back into the ring and Gores Scorpion from behind! Scorpion falls face first into the mat screaming, as Rhein then stomps on the lower back of Scorpion, and then grabs both his arms. Rhein then places his foot on the lower back of Scorpion, and then pulls back for a surfboard! Scorpion screams in pain, as Rhein shakes his head. The referee asks Scorpion if he quits, but he refuses to quit. Rhein pulls back the arms of Scorpion, but Mongo comes from behind and clotheslines Rhein! Mongo picks up Rhein on top of his shoulders, and then slams him hard with a running powerslam! Mongo stands up and then runs against the ropes and big splashes Scorpions lower back! Scorpion screams in pain, but is then rolled to his back and is covered by Mongo, but Scorpion gets a shoulder up!*
King: God damnit Scorpion!
*Mongo holds his head, and then gets to his feet and screams at the referee. Do you know who am I? Im the fucking boss! Mongo screams at the referee, as Goldberg slowly climbs up to his feet. Goldberg slowly creeps up behind Mongo, and then locks Mongo with a Gold Poising! Mongo tries his hardest to get out of the move, but Goldberg just keeps the move locked on tight! Mongo falls to his knees fading away, as a smile grows on the face of Goldberg. The referee asks Mongo if he quits, but Mongo refuses and begins to climb up to his feet! Goldberg jumps onto the back of Mongo with the move still applied, and Mongo walks around with Goldberg on his back but then falls back, sending both men through the ring! Scorpion, Rhein and Rage look in shock in what just happened, until Reeshi slides into the ring and rolls Mongo off Goldberg, and covers him! Rage is there to break up the cover at two, and he and Reeshi trade blows. Reeshi gets a kick in the stomach on Rage, and then whips him to the ropes. Reeshi bends over for a back-body drop, but Rage reverses it into a swinging neckbreaker. Rage hooks the leg of Reeshi, but Reeshi kicks out. On the other side of the ring Scorpion and Rhein are going at it, with Rhein getting the advantage with a forearm in the back. Rhein grabs the wrist of Scorpion, and locks on a cobra clutch! Rhein gets Scorpion on his knees, but then leans back to fall to the mat and applies a scissors! Scorpion is surely passing away, as Rhein tightens the move harder. The referee asks Scorpion if he quits, but he slowly shakes his head. After a while the referee lifts Scorpions wrist up and it falls for a one count. The referee lifts it again and it falls for a two count. The referee lifts the wrist up for the third and final time, but this time Rage is there to break up the hold! Rage continues to beat up Rhein, as Reeshi slowly climbs up to his feet. Rage lifts up Rhein and kicks him in the stomach going for a Stunner, but when Rage turns around Rhein pushes him right into a big boot by Reeshi! Reeshi falls back into his corner to catch some air, as Rhein leaps on Rage to make the cover! 1-2-kick out by Rage! Rhein gets up to his feet and in the face of the referee, and then knocks him out with a right hand!*
Hall: I game Sanders a facial once, wait, no it was Scorps
King: Here, drink more, talk less
*Rhein begins to call for something from the back, when all of the sudden the Dark Parade runs from the back with steel chairs! They slide into the ring and The Scarecrow smashes the chair into the back of Rage, and then does The Pumpkin. After a couple of more chairshots Rheins tells the to stop, and lifts Rage up. He holds him into a full nelson, but then lets him go and falls back, allowing The Dark Parade to hit a con-chair-to on Rage!*
Hall: .well then you can shine your head with my cum then I will lick the bald head of your clean and rub my balls on your eyebrows
*Rage falls face forward into the mat after the vicious double chairshot, as Reeshi then picks up Scorpion! Reeshi has Scorpion in the same position and then releases him, and The Dark Parade swing but Scorpion moves out of the way causing the two chairs crash into each other! They both drop their chairs and try to get the blood flowing through their hands again, but Scorpion knocks both Dark Parade members down with right hands! Rhein runs to Scorpion, but he gets knocked down with a right hand also! Rhein bounces up and begins to stagger backwards, and Scorpion gets him in a full nelson going for a Scorpion-Plex! Scorpion looks around at the arena, but suddenly Reeshi drives a chair into the back of Scorpion! Scorpion releases Rhein and Reeshi drops the chair, then Reeshi lifts Scorpion onto his shoulders and drives him into the chair with the Orisheeninator! Reeshi then hooks the leg of Scorpion, as the referee begins to gain back some life! The referee crawls to the cover and starts the count, but before three the recovering Goldberg breaks up the cover!*
Cole: And he breaks the cover
*Goldberg falls back face first into the mat, still in pain from what happened earlier in the match. Reeshi gets to his feet and looks down at Goldberg, frustrated with just happened. Reeshi begins to stomp on Goldberg, and then lifts him up to his feet. Reeshi throws Goldberg into the ropes, but when Goldberg bounces back he leaps onto Reeshi and begins to pound on him with a Lou Theze Press! Goldberg continues with the right hands, until Rhein attacks him from behind. Rhein lifts up Goldberg onto his shoulders, and goes to the corner. He climbs up to the second rope, but then shakes his head and climbs up to the third turnbuckle! Rhein looks to be giving Goldberg the Over The Edge off the top rope, but Mongo runs out of nowhere and pushes both men off crashing into the padding!*
King: Yeah! Hell yeah Mongo!
Hall: Raven loves to touch other guys dirty spots and call then rubber necks
*Goldberg and Rhein are both out, as Mongo gets into the ring and waits for Reeshi to climb up to his feet. Reeshi slowly gets up and then turns to Mongo, and Mongo grabs him by his throat and chokeslams him into the mat! Mongo hooks the leg, and once again the referee slowly count, 1-2-broken up by Rage! Rage, still slow from the con-chair-to, begins to send forearm shots into the back of Mongo and lifts him up. Rage flips Mongo off, and then grabs him and throws the big owner with a head and arm suplex! Rage slowly crawls to Mongo and covers him, but Mongo kicks out at two! Rage lifts up Mongo once again, but this time gets him on his shoulders for the Fist Of Rage! Rage swings Mongo for the move, but Mongo lands on his feet and pushes Rage right into Scorpion who drop toe holds him right into the second turnbuckle! Rage lies there, as Mongo runs to Scorpion, but this time Scorpion moves out of the way, causing Mongo to crash into Rage! Mongo lies against the turnbuckle, and Scorpion stands up and runs to the two hitting the Scorpion Splash in the process! Scorpion turns Mongo around this time and taunts for another Scorpion Splash and runs to Mongo, but this time Mongo catches him!*
Cole: This could be it for Scorpion folks!
King: It damn well better!
Mongo lifts Scorpion up for the Xtreme Driver, and tells the fans that this match is over. Mongo holds Scorpion up high, but Scorpion is able to fall behind Mongo and gets him in a reverse front facelock, and connects with the Scorpion Death Drop! Scorpion hooks the leg of Mongo and the referee makes the count, 1-2-3! Reeshi elbows Scorpion to break up the cover, but its too late Scorpion retains the XHF Championship!*
Winner and still XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Scorpion
King: FUCK!
Cole: Well, thats all folks!
Hall: Ok maybe not, but this time you did really hump me hard and make me poop blood for like a week.
*My Hero by The Foo Fighters hits and Scorpion rolls out of the ring with the referee, who raises Scorpions hand up in victory. He is handed the XHF Championship in his other hand and the two proceed to the back, as End Of Days comes to a end.*
Fed-up
Tired
Sick and twisted
One-man army
I'm enlisted
Trust yourself trust no one else
Fuck a hero be yourself
I don't need your lousy hand-out
Clinched fists Ill fight my way out
Fighting my way out
Find my way out
People wake up and sing along
I trust no one
My trust is gone
Born with nothing
Die with everything
*After the chorus clips of Goldberg hitting the Cruise Missile on people is shown, than Reeshi knocking down people and then it turns right to him holding the XHF Title in the air. After that, Rage giving Rhein a Fist Of Rage, then Rhein giving Scorpion a Gore, then another clip of Rage but this time holding the Ultimate title.*
In a daze
These days go by
Faster and faster I speed through life
Now I've got to take control
Of my mental and my physical
Never sheltered from life's hard storms
I was cold but now I am warm
Inside I'm warm
*Clips of Scorpion giving multiple people the Scorpion Lock, and then with the XHF Title around his waist. Now clips of Mongos matches against Rat Bastard and Destruction from Night Of Champions II and Retribution. Now, Goldberg and Rhein vs. Scorpion and Rage are shown, and Reeshi vs. Venom from the End Of Days pre-show. Mongos arm raised in the air with blood on his face, and then the XHF Title is shown on the screen that reads Six Men.*
*Then it shows the arena and pyros explode, as Born With Nothing, Die With Everything by Papa Roach hits and it shows the whole The Delta Center, in Salt Lake City, Utah, then the commentators*
Cole: Welcome to End Of Days everybody!
*Picassos Last Words(Drink to Me) Starts to play as the legend Scott Hall comes down the ramp as he makes his way to the commentators table.*
Cole: And here we are at End of Days. Hey Scott Hall, would you like a beer?
Scott Hall: Nah man, Im done with that stuff
Mongo: Wha.WHAT?!
Hall: Yeah, no more drinking for me
King: Here, have some Coke
Hall: Why is it in a flask?
King: To uhprotect flavor
Hall: Ok
End Of Days Tournament Entrants
.::Winner gets a X*Crown Title shot at Decimation!::.
*"Awake" by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly seperates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin.*
Mongo: Yeah, Mongo Corp will win this entire PPV
Cole: So hes your pick?
Mongo: Yes, hes my pick
*"Speculum" by Adema hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain and holds his arms up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Storm then makes his way down the ramp, Lance Storm slides in the ring with a serious look on his face as Mr. X watches on from a corner. Lance, holding a Canadian Flag in his hands, waves it back and forth to a chorus of boos from the crowd until Mr. X runs up from behind and hits Lance square in the back with a hard forearm. The referee rings the bell and the match begins.*
Hall: This Coke tastes like scotch
Mongo: Its not, drink up
Winner faces the winner of Venom vs. Charlie Velez
Lance Storm vs. Mr. X
*Mr. X delivers a few more forearms to the back of Lance before he picks him off the mat. Mr. X grabs his opponent by the throat and quite literally throws him into the turnbuckle! Mr. X then proceeds to charge toward the corner, looking to slam Lance, but Lance just barely gets a leg up to stop Mr. X and kick him in the chest. Mr. X is stunned, and Lance takes the opportunity to charge him and knock him down with a clothesline. Mr. X is once again stunned, but he hops right back up, surprising Lance who attempts to clothesline his opponent once again, but this time Mr. X is ready and picks him up into a sidewalk slam! Mr. X hooks the leg, 1... 2... Lance Storm kicks out.*
Hall: Say king, you got anymore of that Coke?
King: No, but I have beer
Hall: Close enough
*Mr. X sits up as Lance Storm quickly rolls out of the ring to gather his thoughts and strategy. This proves to be useless as Mr. X quickly stands up and exits the ring in hot pursuit of Lance Storm. Lance quickly runs around the ring from his opponent before he decides to slide back in. Mr. X though grabs his leg and attempts to pull him back out, but Lance uses his free leg to kick his opponent off and into the crowd barricade. Lance seeks shelter and grabs the referee, yelling at him as almost instantly Mr. X rolls back into the ring! Lance does not see his opponent behind him, but continues to argue with the referee when suddenly Mr. X grabs Lance from behind in a full nelson slam! Lance rolls in the ring, in agony, as Mr. X stands up, looking down at his opponent. Lance pulls himself up, begging for mercy, but Mr. X just stairs at him coldly. Finally, Lance stands up only to be greeted with a punch to the face, instantly though, Lance knees his opponent in the crotch area, making him fall to his knees in pain! Somehow, the referee doesn't see it!*
Mongo: THIS MATCH SHOULD BE OVER!!! THAT REF IS FIRED!!!!!
*With Mr. X on his knees, Lance Storm takes the opportunity to back into the ropes and come flying off with a low dropkick to the face of his opponent. Mr. X falls on his back, holding his face as Lance scrambles to make a pin, 1... 2... Mr. X kicks out. Lance grabs Mr. X by the hair and pulls him off the mat, delivering several loud chops to the chest. Finally, Mr. X grabs Lance's arm, and to Lance's surprise, stops him! Mr. X wrenches his opponents arm before kneeing him in the gut and going to set him up for some sort of a powerbomb. Somehow though, Lance manages to power out of it and back body drop his opponent! Mr. X is slightly phased, but still stands up on his own as Lance sets up and executes a superkick right in the jaw of his opponent!*
Mongo: Well god damnit
*Mr. X falls to the mat from the superkick, but quickly begins to pull himself once again. Lance is ready though as he kicks Mr. X in the gut and proceeds to deliver a Snow Plow! Lance instantly scrambles for the pin, 1... 2... 3!*
WINNER: Lance Storm
Mongo: FUCK! THIS IS EOD ONE ALL OVER!!!!!
Hall: EOWhat was that?
Cole: Drunk
Hall: No I dont do that no more
*Lance quickly rolls out of the ring as Mr. X stands up in fury! Lance runs to safety and leaves the arena as "Speculum" blasts over the sound system.*
Cole: What a great bout the start the night
Mongo: Dont lie to the fans
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "The Sky Is Falling" by Queens Of The Stone Age is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit. "The sky is falling Human race that we run It left me crawling Staring straight at the sun Only a moment I notice Every dog has his day I paid attention Cost me so much to today" Charlie makes it to the bottom of the ramp and looks around, and then hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring and climbs up the turnbuckle. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring and Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, and stands in the ring with his hand on his legs waiting for his opponent*
Mongo: Ok, ok, I wanna pick a new favorite to win
Cole: Charlie Velez?
Mongo: Pfft, fuck no
*The beginning guitar riff's of System of a Down's "Spiders" slowly begins to play. Verse one begins as on the Xtreme-Tron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyro shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyro die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp. Venom slides in the ring as the second verse hits and jumps around in a circle. As the Chorus hits again he pulls off the hood of his trench vest and runs to the top turnbuckle taunting out to the crowd. He then runs across the other side of the ring and repeats the routine. As the song becomes slow again Venom stands in his corner and takes off his vest as the song ends*
Hall: Im going to get moreuh.pop, what was that name to get again?
King: Bastard Brew
Hall: Yeah, got ya
*Velez steps into the middle of the ring and points down at his feet, motioning Venom to him. Venom steps up and the two stare face to face. Suddenly Bark at the Moon by Ozzy Osborne hits the speakers and out steps Decoy, making his EOD appearance. Decoy makes his way to the ring and then joins the commentating crew at the table.*
Cole :: Welcome Decoy, what is it youre doing out here?
Decoy :: They kept me off the card so Im making an appearance. Also, Venom survived Reeshi and Im making sure he gets some credit. Plus, Im out here showing some support for the best partner in the world.
King :: That all?
Decoy :: Plus...
King :: Just stop there
Decoy :: Okay
Winners faces the winner of Lance Storm vs. Mr. X
Charlie Velez vs. Venom
Velez slaps Venom and Venom retaliates by shoving Velez, who staggers back. Velez fires back with a right hand, Venom with another, and the two go off exchanging rights at a fierce rate! The two look to be wearing each other out, no effect from the punches seem to be seen as they continue to just throw the rights, but are now starting to slow down. The referee steps in to the separate the two, but Velez shoves him to the ground, opening the doors for a stiff dropkick from Venom! Velez hits the mat hard but quickly gets to his feet and Venom catches him with a spinning wheel kick! Velez, regroups to the corner, in a sitting position and stares at up at Venom with a look of anger spreading across his face. Velez gets to his feet and this time he starts with the shove, Venom shoves him back but Velez comes back with a knee to the gut, taking Venom off guard. Velez grabs the head of Venom and throws it back, whiplashing Venom to the mat! Venom reaches over with his feet and sweeps Velezs out from under him, knocking him onto his back. Venom quick to his feet, bounces off the middle rope and comes back with a springboard body splash to Velez, just as Velez climbs to his feet! Venom holds on for the cover 1,2, Velez kicks out. *
Decoy :: Yeah! He won!
King :: It was a two count?
Decoy :: Really? Damn...Im so sad right now.
*Venom stays on the attack, picking up Velez, who is also helping Venom, getting up on his own. Velez throws his arms off, removing Venoms grip and fires back with a right hand. Venom tries for a right of his own but Velez ducks and delivers a neckbreaker taking Venom off his feet! Velez, gets to his feet and drops the knee on the chest of Venom, keeping him on the mat before reaching for the leg he attacked Wednesday at Pyro.*
Cole: Oh no!
*Velez, holds the knee of Venom on the mat and elevates himself before coming back down, dropping his own body weight across the leg of Venom! Velez then drags Venom over to the ropes where he positions his leg on top of the bottom rope. Velez bounces off the second rope and crashes down across the leg of Venom! Venom rolls onto his side, holding the leg while Velez begins showboating, taking his time. Velez picks up Venom and picks him up for scoop slam but then adjusts him and holds him in the powerslam position. Velez then swings around Venom and connects with the Real Deal. He makes the cover 1,2...Venom gets his foot on the ropes! Velez gets to his feet and begins to climb up the top rope. Velez gets to the top but Venom catches him, knocking him off balance as Velez straddles the top turnbuckle. Venom then climbs to the middle turnbuckle and takes Velez down with a Huricanranna! Venom and Velez are both down in the middle of the ring as the referee begins the 10 count. The referee reaches eight and both men are still on the mat. Decoy drops the headset and jumps on to the apron, getting the referees attention until Venom is able to hobble to his feet, using the ropes for support when he then goes back to the commentators table.*
Cole :: What was that for?
Decoy :: Not going to let this match end in a double count-out. I wanna see more! This is great!
*Venom runs into the ropes and comes back with a clothesline, sending Velez to the mat on the outside. Venom waits at the ropes for Velez to get to his feet and he then comes over the top and to the outside with a body splash, connecting with Velez! As Velez is down from the impact, Venom lays on the mat, holding his knee. This allows Velez to be the first to his feet. Velez picks up Venom and places him on his shoulders and walks over to the ring post. Velez swings around Venom, tossing him leg first into the steel ring post!*
Mongo: Ouch
*With the warning of the referee, Velez tosses Venom back into the ring. Velez picks up Venom and tosses him into the far corner, chest first. As Venom bounces back, Velez delivers the Side Effect! Velez takes a moment before making the cover 1...2....Venom just gets the shoulder up off the mat!
Velez in complete shock pounds on the mat before getting to his feet and staring down the referee. Velez then goes down to pick up Venom but Venom surprises him by rolling him up 1,2,3!
Winner :: Venom!
Cole: Was that a good match Mongo?
Mongo: Yes
*Decoy immediately leaves the desk and runs over to the side of the ring where he pulls Venom out of the ring quickly before Velez can get to him. Velez tries getting to him and kicks the ropes in frustration when Decoy beats him to it. Decoy, ignoring Velez helps Venom to the back, Venom putting little to no weight on the leg.*
Hall: Ok, Im back
King: Why are two of the bottles empty in this case?
Hall: I got thir- Uh, they dropped, and didnt break, but the top fell off
King: Fair enough
*The lights in the arena dim, the camera moves to the Xtreme Tron, which shows a helicopter flying over a busy city. The helicopter continues to fly over the landscape, and the video slowly begins to speed up, until finally...the video moves so fast that all that can be seen is a blur of light...and throughout the arena, the words " ...Is cookin' " are heard, and "Hollywood" hits the speakers as The People's Champion...the great one, The Rock struts out from behind the curtains, with his protege, Alyssa Sanders. The Rock looks over the crowd as his manager walks infront of him, after Alyssa climbs into the ring, The Rock makes his way up the steps and goes to the top rope and raises his right arm to the fans, in his signature manner. He descends from the top rope and goes into the ring and paces around, waiting for his partner. The arena goes dark, the fans can be heard muttering about who is coming out, and the watchers are caught by surprise when "South Of Heaven" by Slayer hits and a curtain of gold pyro falls from the cieling and continues to shower down as the song plays, when the theme slows the pyro comes to a halt and "Primetime" Chris Sanders is seen standing on the ramp with his back to the crowd and his right arm raised in the air, clutched in a fist, as the drum beats continue on, spurts of the gold pyro come down in a synchronized motion with the beats as Sanders turns and makes his way to the ring. The crowd continues to cheer as he reclines against the corner turnbuckle and does a "yawn" as he waits for his opponent to arrive*
Cole: Hollywood is feeling confident
Hall: I once knew a girl named Holly Wood, ugly girl, good fuck
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the slow, yet daunting tune of "Re-Align" by Godsmack hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a blood red spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of the newly-formed "KKK" duo themselves, Fury & Renegade appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, the two strut cockily on down the ramp to an onslaught of boos from the crowd. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on into the ring, both men set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, they climb down from their respective turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the inevitable emergence of their opponents..
Mongo: Im pulling for KKK
Hall: Youre an awful person then
Cole: He is
*Sad but True plays. A video of a setting moon. As the moon lowers, Wolfman rises out of a hole in the stage. Demon Seed comes out behind him and they walk to the ring together.
Hall: Damn, they are creepy, I bet they win
*Wraith comes out from the crowd, carrying his kendo stick in his left hand. He beats himself in the head with it on his way down from the crowd, as smoke rises around the whole arena, blinding everybody. He then goes down to the end of the rail, and jumps over it, as the smoke clears out. He enters the ring, and awaits the opponent. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and Sleeping Awake hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title then makes hise way to the ring where Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as the referee takes the tag titles and the retired XHR Title and gives them to the timekeeper.*
Mongo: If I was the timekeeper, Id run
Cole: Why?
Mongo: Free title, duh
XHF Tag Team Championship Four Corners Elimination Match
Apollyon and Wraith vs. Hollywood vs. Kinetic Kollision Killers vs. Demon Seed and Wolfman
*Apollyon and Wraith get to their corner while Hollywood does the same, leaving Wolfman and Demon Seed to decide who will start from their team and KKK to decide who starts from there teams as well. Wolfman goes to his corner, leaving Demon Seed to kick the match off. Renegade goes to his corner as Demon Seed and Fury look to be the two starting this match. Demon Seed and fury lock in the middle of the ring, Demon Seed forcing Fury back towards the corner. Fury plants his foot down, and then begins to return Demon Seed back as the two head towards the middle of the ring. At the same time both men try to use their power to shove the other man down but neither budges, instead the lock up is just broken up. *
Mongo: Only in the XHF
*Demon Seed raises his arm as though challenging Fury to a test of strength. Fury accepts and the two bring up their other hand as well and the two begin their test of strength. Demon Seed looks to be taking some control over the situation but then Fury comes right back and Demon Seed lets out a scream of pain. Demon Seed is able to turn it back around and has Fury screaming now as well. Fury decides to break it up with a knee to the gut, but it doesnt work, the twos hands are still locked. Fury connects with another but it takes a third to break up the hold. Fury follows it up with a clothesline, sending Demon Seed to the mat!
Demon Seed is able to quickly jump to his feet but Fury raises the boot, taking Demon Seed down once again. Demon Seed again to his feet, this time surprises Fury with a rake to the eyes. Demon Seed fires back with a few right hands and then takes down Fury with a sidewalk slam! Demon Seed then walks back to his corner and tags in his partner Wolfman. Wolfman waits for Fury to get to his feet and goes for a spinning wheel kick, but Fury catches him. Fury then uses his strength and simply tosses Wolfman over top of him, sending him crashing to the mat!*
Mongo: And Wolfy goes over the top!
Wolfman jumps to his feet, but is bent over holding his gut and Fury walks right over, and grabs Wolfman, picking up and delivering a Furification! Wolfman is motionless on the mat and Fury makes the cover 1,2, Demon Seed interrupts the count! Demon Seed stays in the ring and begins the double team on Fury as the two begin putting the boots to him. They pick up Fury and whips him into the ropes. As Fury comes back the two pick him up and deliver a double spinebuster to Fury!*
Cole: Spinebuster!
Mongo: Come on KKK, you guys can come back!
Demon Seed goes back to his corner and Wolfman makes the tag to The Rock. The Rock comes in and begins with a few kicks to the grounded Fury. The Rock picks up Fury and sets him up in the corner. He then whips Fury into the other corner, but Fury reverses. As Rock hits the corner he bounces back out and takes down Fury with a mighty clothesline. He then stands poised and ready, waiting for Fury to get to his feet. Fury gets to his feet and Rock connects with a kick to the gut, looking for the DDT but Fury drives the Rock into the corner, taking away the breath of the Rock. Fury then reaches up and makes the tag to Wraith. *
Hall: And in comes Wraith!
*Wraith steps into the ring and begins throwing some right hands at the Rock in the corner, following it up with some boots to the gut. After a few kicks connects, the Rock catches the foot of Wraith. Wraith hobbles out into the middle of the ring trying to get away from the Rock, but the Rock hangs on. He spins around the foot of Wraith, sending Wraith spinning as well. Rock picks up Wraith and takes him down with a back drop! The Rock gets up and he decides to make the tag to Renegade.*
King: And heres Renegade, I think
*Renegade stands at the apron staring at the Rock, and the Rock connects with a right hand. Renegade fights back with one of his own before the Rock pulls back on the ropes, sending Renegade into the ring. The Rock then proceeds back to his corner and Wraith takes advantage on Renegade who is already on the mat when he came into the ring. Wraith pounces on Renegade with a few right hands before Renegade shoves him off. Both men get to their feet at about the same time but Wraith surprises Renegade with a DDT. Wraith goes into the cover 1,2,Rengade powers out after two. *
Cole: That was a two count folks, not a 3
*Wraith picks up Renegade and leaves him standing there. Wraith then runs into the ropes but when he comes back, Renegade takes him down with a tilt-a-whirl slam! Both men are down but its Renegade that thinks to go make the tag. Renegade moves to one of the corners and then suddenly turns direction, lunging over towards Apollyon who tires to avoid the tag but Renegade gets to him and Apollyon is forced into the ring. Apollyon stands there wide eyed, not sure what to do but he eventually enters the ring, staring across at his own partner Wraith. Apollyon tells him that theyre both gonna make a tag but when they turn around, everyone jumps off the apron wanting to see Apollyon and Wraith go at it.*
Mongo: Wow, nobody has been eliminated yet, only in the XHF!
Apollyon and Wraith turn back and look at one another not really sure what to do here when Hollywood, and Wolfman jumps Apollyon! Wraith tries to intervene but he gets jumped by KKK and Demon Seed! Sanders strikes Apollyon with a hand of Fate, taking him down. As Apollyon staggers back to his feet, Rock hits him with a Rock Bottom and immediately Wolfman comes off the top with a Swanton Bomb! Meanwhile Wraith is having boots put to him in the corner. Demon Seed stops and goes onto the apron where he taps the shoulder of Wraith, sending himself in and he then charges on top of Apollyon. All the others turn and watch as the referee counts 1...2...3!*
Eliminated :: Apollyon and Wraith
King: Do you know whats funny Mongo?
Mongo: No, what?
King: Its always after you say something like nobody has been eliminated yet that that thing then happens.
Mongo: Yeah, hmmm. KKK havent won yet
*Everyone has ganged up on the Tag Team Champions to send them packing early, meaning there will be new champions crowned in this match. Apollyon and Wraith are tosses to the outside and Chris Sanders stays in the ring while the others go to their corners as Sanders and Demon Seed look ready to continue the match. Demon Seed goes for a kick to the midsection but is caught by Sanders. Sanders pushes him forward by the foot and then takes him down with an amazing clothesline, tremendous force behind it. Sanders covers Demon Seed and the referee counts the 1,2,3!*
Eliminated :: Wolfman and Demon Seed
Hall: Well shit
Mongo: It happens
*Sanders stands in the middle of the ring, Rock standing behind him in their corner, as Sanders stares across to KKK waiting for one of them to enter. Both Fury and Renegade enter the ring at the same time and stare down Sanders. That causes the Rock to enter as well, and he stands behind Sanders as these two teams look ready to go, the final two. Fury charges for Sanders and Renegade for the Rock as the two pairings begin exchanging rights and lefts in the middle of the ring. Rock begins getting the upper hand on Renegade with a three punches followed by a spit in his own hands and another right, sending Renegade over the top and to the outside. Camera pans over to see Fury with his arms wrapped around the waist of Sanders as Fury delivers a German Suplex that sends Sanders over the top and to the outside! Fury turns around and he sees Rock, the two immediately face-off in the middle of the ring eye ti eye, nose to nose. Fury looks for a test of strength, this time with the Rock. Rock begins to raise his hand but then catches Fury with a boot to the gut. Rock tries to follow it up with a DDT but Fury picks up the Rock and slams him down with a Spinebuster! Fury falls back into his corner from the velocity and decides to reach back and tag in Renegade. The Rock gets to his feet as Renegade enters the ring and tries for a right hand but Renegade ducks it. Renegade then follows it up with a German Suplex. Renegade holds on and comes back with another, and a third one to put Rock on the mat. Renegade goes for the cover 1,2, Sanders had just gotten up on the outside and he pulls out the referee. Sanders then punches the referee, sending him to the mat below. Sanders lifts the apron and pulls out a steel chair. Sanders slides into the ring and looks to be sizing up Renegade, who doesnt seem to notice the referee is gone. Sanders raises the chair and looks ready to strike but second referee grabs the chair from Sanders! Renegade comes up behind Sanders and hits him with the Enigma! Renegade goes for the cover but the referee is tossing away the chair. The referee turns around 1,2, Sanders kicks out!*
Mongo: Damn, come on KKK!
*Renegade gets off of Sanders and kicks him to the outside when the Rock is up, takes Fury off the apron by slamming him head first into the ring post and waits for Renegade to turn around after disposing of Sanders. Renegade turns around and gets hit with a Rock Bottom! 1...2....3!*
Winners and New Tag Team Champions :: Hollywood
Mongo: GOD BLOODY HELL!
End Of Days Tournament Entrants
.::Winner gets a X*Crown Title shot at Decimation!::.
*The camera opens up in the arena, the fans all go crazy waiting for the next superstar to come out. Many, many signs run rampant throughout the crowd, many supporting their favorite wrestlers, some advertising Suddenly, one light appears to have blown out, all the fans turn their attention, then another light blows out, and another, and then all at once all blow out. Out of the blue "Nothing" then "NOTHING"followed by "Is Colder" and last "Than Ice!!!" A mild rumble starts up as all realize who it is, and thousands of lighters flick on somewhat illuminating the arena. Suddenly the beginning of Linkin Park's "Points Of Authority" begins*
"Forfeit the game, before somebody else
Takes you out of the frame, Puts your name to shame
Cover up your face, You can't run the race
The pace is too fast, You just won't last"
*"Last" echoes several times before red pyro erupts into the air, totally lighting the arena, the lights flicker on a "Points Of Authority" starts up. Iceman steps out from the curtain for the first time, with his head bowed at the ground, and the fans go insane with cheers. He walks from side to side raising his arms in defiance only causing the unruly crowd to go even wilder. He slowly heads down to the ring, wearing his new Iceman knee long trunks, black with blue flames at the bottom and Iceman down the side of the right leg. The crowd rains boos on him. He reaches the ring and climbs in, raising his arms in defiance again. Causing the fans to get even crazier.*
Mongo: When the fuck did Icey come back?
Cole: A while ago
Mongo: Oh, I didnt even notice
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.*
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
*With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through that and the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist before he takes off, running down the ramp. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the booing fans. Platinum jumps down, giving the platinum "P" to the timekeeper.*
Mongo: Man, Platinum is gonna win, I booked this, I know the results, its sweet, go Platinum!
Cole: Shut up Mongo
Winner faces winner of Gravedigger vs. Hardcore Harry
Iceman vs. Platinum
*Platinum jumps in place as Iceman pulls on the ropes stretching his body and the ref calls for the bell. Both men pace the ring and Platinum begins to move in on Iceman with his hands raised. Platinum moves in and he locks up with Iceman. Iceman gets the upper hand and forces Platinum to the mat and locks in a front face lock and the mat. Platinum slowly works his way to his feet and breaks free reversing the hold and sending Iceman to the mat. Platinum then swings around and wraps his legs around the arm of Iceman with an arm bar. Iceman gets to his knees and slams his free hand in anger. Iceman then grabs Platinum in the back with his free hand and lifts Platinum up in the air and slams him down with a power bomb, then holds onto Platinum for a short 2 count. Iceman gets to his feet as Platinum rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Iceman taunts Platinum as Platinum leans against the ropes. Platinum slowly walks away from the ropes and meets up with Iceman in the center of the ring. Both men pace around and this time Iceman reaches out to grab Platinum and Platinum quickly slides under the legs of Iceman and leaps to his feet. Iceman is facing away from Platinum confused as to what happened as Platinum jumps in the air and delivers a drop kick to the back of Iceman. Iceman stumbles into the ropes and bounces back into Platinum who drops down and rolls Iceman up but only gets a two. Platinum springs to his feet and as Iceman gets to his knees Platinum drops to his back hitting an inverted drop kick to the face of Iceman. Iceman falls back to the mat and Platinum grabs the legs of Iceman and again flips over with bridge for a pin attempt. Platinum gets the 2 count as Iceman is able to roll the shoulder. Iceman slowly turns over as Platinum quickly climbs up to the top rope and waits as Iceman slowly gets to his feet. Iceman is up and slightly staggering as Platinum flies off and goes for a hurricanrana on Platinum, but Iceman changes the momentum and falls forward with a devastating power bomb.*
Hall: Im drinking a lot!
*Platinum is down on the mat, but Iceman is hurt as well. Iceman slowly crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up as Platinum rolls over onto his stomach. Iceman slowly walks over to Platinum as Platinum pushes himself up and gets to his feet. Platinum turns around and right into the arms of Iceman who grabs him around the waist and throws him with an over head belly to belly suplex. Platinum is flung almost completely across the ring and Iceman quickly moves over and begins to stomp on the back of Platinum. Iceman then slowly reaches down and lifts Platinum to his feet then grabs him from behind with a waist lock. Iceman then charges forward into the corner where Platinum hits face first on the top turnbuckle. Iceman then drops to his knees and drives his shoulder into the back of Platinum. Iceman drives three shoulders into the back of Platinum then lifts Platinum up and sets him sitting on the top turnbuckle facing the crowd. Iceman then stands on the bottom ropes and wraps his arms around the waist of Platinum. Iceman goes to lift Platinum back, but Platinum hooks his legs on the ropes and Iceman fall on his back to the mat. Iceman gets back to his feet and Platinum is now standing on the top rope. Iceman moves in behind Platinum and Platinum kicks back and connects with a kick to the face. Iceman staggers into the center of the ring and Platinum flies back with a moonsault into a cross body. Platinum lies onto of Iceman as the ref makes the count, but somehow Iceman is able to roll the shoulder just before the 3 count is reached. Both men are down on the mat as the ref begins to make the 10 count on both men. Both men begin to move rather quickly, but neither seem to be able to get to there feet. Platinum is able to crawl over to the ropes and pull himself up just before the 10 count is reached.*
Mongo: That was close
*Platinum walks over to Iceman who is crawling around, but doesnt seem to know where he is, and Platinum grabs him by his head and begins to lift him to his feet. As Iceman is lifted to his knees Iceman strikes platinum with a punch to the stomach. Iceman gets to his feet and connects with another punch this time to the face of Platinum. Platinum is staggered back a bit and Iceman screams out Its Over then moves in on Platinum and lifts him up on his shoulders. Is Iceman going for the H-Bomb or the Freezing Point? Will never know because Platinum is able to slide off of Icemans shoulders and Platinum holds then neck of Iceman as he does so and drives Iceman to the mat with a reverse DDT. Platinum then staggers over to the corner and with one leap ends up on the top ropes, but before Platinum can do anything Iceman stumbles to his feet and drapes his arms across the top rope knocking Platinum down onto his groin. Iceman staggers around the ring, then over to the corner where Platinum is sitting on the top turn buckle. Iceman punches Platinum in the face several times as Iceman as Iceman himself begins to climb up. Iceman hooks his arm around the waist of Platinum and then reaches up with his other arm and hooks it around the neck of Platinum. Iceman now has Platinum in a firemans carry position and begins to fall, but Platinum squirms free and slides down the back of Iceman and as they fall he grabs the waist of Iceman and turns the maneuver into a huge release German suplex. Iceman is down and out in the center of the ring as Platinum is able to make it to his feet. Platinum though, does not go for the pin. Platinum stumbles to the corner and climbs up to the top and faces the crowd. Platinum taunts the crowd then flies back spinning in air with a Phoenix Splash onto Iceman. Platinum lays flat on the mat with his arm draped on the chest of Iceman. The ref gets down and makes the count 1-2-3.
Winner and moving on to round two: Platinum
Mongo: See I know these things
Hall: And I drink them
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them riled up. Harry then heads to the ring and Harry then goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Cole: Heres the match that every ECF fan has been waiting for!
*Downfall by TRUSTcompany plays as GD walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. Gravedigger then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
Mongo: Ive been waiting for this match too
Winner faces winner of Iceman vs. Platinum
Gravedigger vs. Hardcore Harry
*Gravedigger and Hardcore Harry meet up in the center of the ring, as vintage ECF fans are on their feet. Harry and Gravedigger look around the arena, as the former federations fans are still on there feet cheering for a rematch. Harry and Gravedigger than look back at each other and slap hands in a show of appreciation, and then circle around the middle of the ring.*
Mongo: Damnit, FIGHT!
*They tie up, and Harry gets in a headlock. He wrenches the neck of Gravedigger, but then is pushed into the ropes. Gravedigger hits a shoulder block on Harry, but Harry doesnt go down. Gravedigger looks around the arena then runs to the ropes, but gets knocked down with a huge clothesline by Hardcore Harry! Harry quickly makes the cover, but Gravedigger gets a shoulder up. Harry gets to his knees and begins to send fists into the face of Gravedigger, and then lifts him up to his feet. A kick to the stomach, and then a front facelock by Harry, gets Gravedigger in position for a stalling suplex. Harry holds Gravedigger up in the air for a tremendous amount of time, but Gravedigger is able to get behind Harry and slams him against the mat with a huge german suplex! Gravedigger bridges the move, but Harry kicks out at two! Gravedigger lets go of Harry, and then gets to his feet and waits for him to climb up to his feet. Harry pushes himself to his feet and Gravedigger runs to him, but Harry lifts him up over his head with a gorilla press slam! Harry holds Gravedigger up in the air, but then throws him over the ropes head first into the railing!*
Hall: Ouch, he should have a stiff drink to fix that
*Gravedigger falls to the padding holding his head, as Harry goes through the middle ropes and to the padding, and begins to stomp on Gravedigger. Harry begins to lift up Gravedigger, and then lays him against the railing. Harry kicks him in the stomach once, and then walks back against the ring. Harry runs and goes for a spear onto Gravedigger, but Gravedigger moves out of the way causing Harry to crash into the railing! Harry falls to his knees, until Gravedigger runs and kicks him in the face. Gravedigger now has the advantage, as he lifts up Hardcore Harry and rolls him into the ring.*
Cole: I believe Digger may have the advantage now
*Gravedigger climbs up to the apron and then gets into the ring and stomps on Hardcore Harry, who is trying to get to his feet. Gravedigger doesnt wait for Harry to get to his feet, instead he lifts him up and sets him between his legs setting him up for The Sky High. Gravedigger holds his arm up with a cocky smile on his face, as he gets mixed reactions, until Hardcore Harry backdrops him! Harry lies against the chest of Gravedigger bridging the move, but Gravedigger is able to get up before the three count! Harry climbs up to his feet, and so does Gravedigger, until the two knock each other down with a clothesline! Both men are down, as the referee executes a count.*
Mongo: And the ref executes.A COUNT!
Hall: Oh dear god, its not Count Chocula is it?
Mongo: No, not this time, but what about next time?!
The referee gets up to eight, when Hardcore Harry and Gravedigger climb up to his feet, and Gravedigger runs for a clothesline. Harry ducks and Gravedigger hits the ropes and runs back to Harry, but Harry lifts him up and slams him down with a choke-bomb! Harry hooks the leg, but Gravedigger kicks out! Harry, who is disappointed, climbs up to his feet and drags Gravedigger into the middle of the ring. Harry points up to the ceiling, as the fans cheer because they know whats coming next. Harry climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and then the third and then flies off going for a moonsault, but Gravedigger gets his knees up, ramming them into the stomach of Hardcore Harry!*
Mongo: Ouch, nice one for Gravedigger
*Harry holds his stomach, as Gravedigger climbs up to his feet and the hops onto the stomach of Harry, knocking all the air out of him! Harry is in tremendous pain, as Gravedigger grabs him and drags him closer to the turnbuckle, and then goes to the apron. He looks around and slowly climbs up the second turnbuckle, and then the third and holds his arms up. The crowd cheers and Gravedigger jumps for a body splash, but Harry gets his right leg up, smashing into the face of Gravedigger! Gravedigger holds his nose, as blood begins to pour down his face.*
Mongo: Hes been opened wide!
*Gravedigger is then pushes to the floor and rolled onto his back, as Harry hooks the leg. 1-2-kick out by Gravedigger! Harry in angered by the count, as he gets to his feet and pushes the referee into the corner and begins to scream at him! The two have an argument, as Gravedigger slowly climbs up to his feet. Gravedigger is finally up to his feet, and Harry turns around, right into a superkick! Harry falls to the mat, and the bloody Gravedigger falls on top of him, making the cover! The referee starts the count, 1-2-kick out by Harry! Gravedigger gets to his knees in shamefulness, and then wipes the blood off his face. Gravedigger then sends a couple of fists into the face of Harry, and then lifts him up to his feet. Gravedigger whips Harry to the ropes, and then knocks him down with a dropkick. Gravedigger hooks the leg of Hardcore Harry, but Harry gets a shoulder up. Gravedigger wastes no time to climb up to his feet and wait for Harry to get up. Harry slowly climbs up to his feet, as Gravedigger hypes up the crowd. Harry is finally up to his feet as Gravedigger runs to him, but gets smacked across his face with a huge big boot! Gravedigger falls to the mat lifelessly, as Harry lifts him up to his feet and sets him up for the Hangmans DDT! Harry lifts Gravedigger up for the move, but Gravedigger leans backwards, flipping Harry over! Harry and Gravedigger dont spend anytime climbing up to their feet. Harry runs for a clothesline, but Gravedigger catches him and drives him hard into the mat with a Side Effect! Gravedigger quickly hooks the leg, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Winner: Gravedigger
Mongo: I think for all of the people who were pissed at the XHF for buying the ECF, this is vindication
*Gravedigger rolls out of the ring, as Downfall by TRUSTcompany hits. The referee gets out of the ring and grabs Gravediggers wrist and holds it up in the air, as they head to the back, and Harry stares at Gravedigger all the way down.*
Cole: What a great match
*Smells like Teen Spirit plays over the PA and Raven makes his way down the ramp and gets up on the apron and turnbuckles and spreads his arms like wings to the crowd. He takes off his jacket and gets in the ring and sits in the corner waiting for his opponent to come out*
Cole: The fans really want to see this match, Ive heard quite a buzz online
King: Dude, that buzz is the internet!
Cole: True, its almost like everyone is excited about this match
King: What about this match?
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon just ignores them and walks to the corner to wait for the match to start. The ref retrieves both titles from each man and holds them in the air for the crowd to see. Raven and Kanyon stare each other dead in the eyes as the ref now straps both belts to a loop and has them raised high above the ring.*
Cole: Look! Scott Hall is so excited hes drooling!
Hall: I am? Oh shit!
Raven's Rules Double Title Ladder Match for the Raven's Rules and XHF Phoenix Championships
Raven (Raven's Rules Champion) vs. Kanyon (XHF Phoenix Champion)
*As the ref calls for the bell to start the match neither men waste anytime as the attack each other head on. Kanyon connects with a right hand and Raven replies back with a right followed by a knee to the stomach. Raven then grabs the XHF Phoenix Champion by the back of the neck and drives his shoulder first into the corner post. Kanyon falls out of the corner and down to the mat holding his shoulder as Raven rolls out of the ring. Raven slowly rolls out of the ring and struts over to the ladder that is stationed in the ramp way. Raven walks over to the ladder and folds it up then hoists it over his shoulder. Raven begins to walk towards the ring and sets the end of the ladder on the edge of the Apron then gets on the other end to push it in as Kanyon is now back up and to his feet. Kanyon staggers around and slides kicking the ladder into the face of Raven. Raven staggers back as the ladder has now fallen leaning diagonally against the ring. Raven regains his consciousness and walks forward and begins to again pick up the ladder as Kanyon is slowly getting to his feet in the ring. Raven bends down to grab the ladder and Kanyon dives on the end of the ladder in the ring slinging the end of the ladder into the face of Raven. Raven again staggers back and trips over the ramp as inside the ring Kanyon pulls the ladder inside. Raven staggers to his feet and makes his way to the ring as Kanyon pulls the ladder fully in and sets it upright, but ends up letting it fall and lean against the turnbuckle as he sees Raven roll in the ring. Raven gets to his feet and Kanyon runs at him and take shim out with a swinging neck breaker. Raven is down on the mat as Kanyon gets to his feet and looks over across the ring at the ladder leaned up against the corner. Kanyon then smirks and points to Ravens parents in the front row and mouths This is for you as he lifts Raven to his feet.*
Mongo: Apparently this is for him
*Kanyon punches Raven in the head until Raven staggers back into the corner then Kanyon grabs Raven by the wrist. Kanyon pulls on the arm of Raven with all his might for a whip across the ring, but Raven reverses the momentum and sends Kanyon flying face first into the ladder. Kanyon staggers backwards holding his face in pain and Raven grabs him from behind and drops Kanyon across his knee with an atomic drop. Kanyon is now staggering forward towards the ladder holding his groin area as Raven runs from behind him and bulldogs him onto the ladder. Both men are hurt by the impact, but Kanyon just lays nearly motionless on the ladder as Raven rolls out of the ring holding his left leg. Raven limps around the out side of the ring holding himself up on the ring announcers table. A sinister smile then overtakes the face of Raven as he reaches over the table and rips one of the monitors up and throws it in the ring. Raven then stumbles on his one leg around the table and pushes Cole out of his chair. For one second Cole tries to resist, but Raven raises his hand and Cole quickly cowers behind King as Raven steal the chair that Cole was sitting on. Raven begins to walk towards the ring with the chair in hand as Kanyon is now moving almost crawling around the ring. Raven stands in the ring holding the chair in hand and he is yelling at Kanyon to get up. Kanyon keeps crawling around and Raven stalks him. Raven moves up behind Kanyon and slaps him in the back of the head with his free hand, but Kanyon doesnt react. Raven then grabs Kanyon by the hair and as he goes to pick him up Kanyon turns around quickly and blasts Raven in the face with the monitor he picked up off the mat. Raven staggers back and falls sitting in the corner as blood slowly streams from the face of Raven. Kanyon slowly gets to his feet and begins to walk over to Raven and slides kicking Raven in the lower extremities.*
Mongo, King, & Cole: OUCH!
Hall: What? What did I miss?
*Raven screams out in pain as Kanyon gets to his feet. Kanyon grabs Raven up by the hair and sets him up on the top rope in a sitting position. Kanyon climbs up to the second rope and hooks Raven up and drops back hitting Raven with a brain buster from the top. Raven is laid out in the center of the ring and Kanyon seems to be hurt to, but the adrenaline keeps him moving as he gets to his feet. Kanyon stomps on the Ravens Rules Champion before directing his attention to the ladder still leaned in the corner. Kanyon walks away from Raven and lifts the ladder up. Kanyon carries the ladder over to the center of the ring and drives the bottom of the ladder into the gut of Raven then sets up the ladder right over the limp body of the current Ravens Rules Champion. Kanyon then begins to slowly make his decent up the ladder. He is about half way up when he looks down and Raven is slowly sitting up. Kanyon notices this as a bad sign and begins to moves quicker up the ladder, but as his hand touches the top of the ladder Raven pushes the ladder over and Kanyon falls off of the ladder to the outside of the ring landing right in front of the announcers table. Ravens face is covered with blood as he stands in the center of the ring looking down at Kanyon lying outside the ring. Raven then holds out his arms in a cross position as Kanyon is beginning to move on the outside. Raven then slowly and statically walks around the ring and picks up the chair he had earlier. Raven rolls out of the ring and walks around the side and as Kanyon gets fully to his feet Raven is ready and poised with the chair and clocks Kanyon over the head with it. Kanyon falls in a heap as Raven drops the chair and rolls back in the ring. Raven then sets the ladder back up in the center of the ring and makes his decent to the top with blood covering his face. Raven is very slow up as the blood lose seems to be slowing him down. Raven does make it to the top and reaches up with one hand for the title as Kanyon is now moving on the outside. Kanyon pulls himself up and leans against the apron as Raven has a hand on one of the titles and is grabbing with all his might as Kanyon rolls into the ring and from his knees pushes the ladder down and Raven falls from the top onto his back pulling the Ravens Rules Championship down with him.*
Winner and Still Ravens Rules Champion: Raven
Mongo: And Raven retains!
*Raven lies on the mat with the Ravens Rules Championship clutched in his right hand with blood covering his face as Kanyon lays on his stomach slamming his fist on the mat as he is upset that he was to late. Kanyon slowly gets to his feet and walks over to the Ravens Rules Champion and grabs the belt from his limp hands and tosses it out of the ring, then with his feet rolls the body of Raven off the canvas to the outside as well. Kanyon slowly moves around the ring setting up the ladder again. Kanyon walks over to the ropes to make sure Raven is still out then walks around to the other side of the ring and begins to climb. Exhaustion seems to be setting in on Kanyon after the fall to the outside as Kanyon is now climbing incredibly slow. Raven is now somehow moving on the outside as Kanyon is only three rungs off the ground, but still slowly climbing. Raven gets to his feet and staggers backwards into the ring barrier grabbing it to keep balance. Raven then looks up and his opponent Kanyon who is now two rungs higher then before and Raven slowly jogs towards the ring and rolls in then begins to climb up the opposite side. Somehow both men reach the top after both climbing very slowly and begin to exchange punches. Kanyon catches Raven on his cut and Raven almost loses balance, but is able to catch himself and reply with a punch of his own to the face of Kanyon.*
King: What a blow to Kanyon!
*Kanyon goes for another right hand, but Raven ducks his head down and punches Kanyon in the gut then as Kanyon leans over the top of the ladder holding his stomach Raven grabs Kanyon by the head and takes Kanyon to the mat with an Even Flow DDT from the top of the ladder. The impact is so loud it echoes through the arena and they hit so hard Kanyon rolls completely out of the ring to the floor and lands on his face where he lies motionless as Raven lies on his back in the center of the ring looking up at the one remaining title. Raven is very slow to move, but does so by grabbing the ladder to help himself up. Raven gets to his feet and once again holds his arms out like a cross and the crowd begins to cheer at the fact that he is even standing on his own. Raven pulls himself up the ladder in what seems like slow motion as the blood is now dripping more then ever from his forehead. Raven reaches the top and seems to be out of it. He is barley moving now as he reaches up for the title belt, but it is just out of reach. Raven pulls himself up to the last rung and then hoists himself onto the top of the ladder where he sits and reaches up grabbing the XHF Phoenix Championship.*
Winner and NEW XHF Phoenix Champion: Raven
Cole: And a banner night for Raven!
*A guitar is heard through out the arena as the lights dim down and begin flashing between white and black. Drums kick in as "Keep Away" by Godsmack hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain holding his arms up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Just as the song starts to pick up Storm makes his way down the ramp, he gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes with his arms up in the air. He then walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down*
Mongo: And here comes that bastard Storm!
Hall: No, not El Ninio!
Mongo: No, its El Ninnyo
*The beginning guitar riff's of System of a Down's "Spiders" slowly begins to play. Verse one begins as on the Xtreme-Tron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyro shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyro die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp. Venom slides in the ring as the second verse hits and jumps around in a circle. As the Chorus hits again he pulls off the hood of his trench vest and runs to the top turnbuckle taunting out to the crowd. He then runs across the other side of the ring and repeats the routine. As the song becomes slow again Venom stands in his corner and takes off his vest as the song ends.*
Hall: Nice vest
EOD: Round 2
Venom vs Lance Storm
*Venom and Storm look across the ring at one another and begin to circle around in the ring area. Storm reaches in and Venom grabs his arm, pulling him forward and taking him down with a hop toss. Venom drops the leg across that of Storms and tries to surprise him with a pinfall but Storm kicks out after two and rushes to his feet. Venom reaches in this time and Storm brings him around with a wristlock at the back of Venom. Venom begins moving about and Storm turns it into a side headlock. Venom shoves Storm into the ropes and drops to the ground as Storm leaps over him. As Storm comes back the second time around, Venom catches him with a spinning wheel kick right to the chops, sending Storm to the mat. Storm is able to pull himself right back up but gets caught with a dropkick from Venom that sends him through the middle rope and to the outside. Venom waits for Storm to get to his feet and then lunges over the top and to the outside, connecting with a body splash to Lance Storm! Venom gets to his feet, as does Storm but Storm is a little slower, feeling the impact of the body splash. Venom leans up against the ring, holding his sides in pain and as he does, Storm gets to his feet. Storm comes up from behind Venom and kicks him in the back of the leg. Venoms leg shoots forward as he begins hoping around on his good foot. Storm steps back and tackles that leg of Venom, sending him to the floor!Storm rolls back into the ring to interrupt the referees count and then rolls back to the outside where he drags Venom over to the steel steps. Storm picks up the right leg of Venom and slams it down on top of the steps! Venom rolls around in pain as Storm climbs the steps. He stands at the top or the steps and jumps down into a standing position on that right leg of Venom!*
Hall: Dude, I think Im buzzing
King: Good, then I can have more beer
Mongo: No, you cant
*Storm rolls back into the ring and the referee starts his count over. Once he reaches the count of four, the referee goes to the outside and checks on Venom. Storm gets extremely upset inside the ring because he thought the referee was counting out Venom. Storm goes to the outside and picks up Venom, tossing him back into the ring. Storm then rolls into the ring himself and jumps right into the face of the referee. Eventually he turns around and goes back to Venom who is holding his right leg. Storm bends over to pick up Venom and Venom rolls him up 1..2...Venom almost had him but Storm gets out of the predicament! Storm gets up right away and comes down on Venom with the axe handle to the back as Venom tried to get to his feet. Storm then grabs Venom and locks in a one legged leg lock. Venom begins screaming in pain but the hold is only locked in for a bout 10 seconds before Venom realizes how close the ropes are and reaches up and the referee is forced to break the hold.*
Mongo: Good think he saw the ropes and ignored the pain to grab them
*Storm gets up and stares down at Venom who is still holding his right knee. Venom hobbles up to his feet, using the ropes. Storm goes for the kick but Venom jumps up onto the middle rope, avoiding the blow. Venom then comes back with a springboard dropkick! Storm hits the mat and begins to get up and Venom hobbles to his feet once again. Venom surprises Storm with a kick to the gut and Venom drops him with a DDT!*
Cole: DDP!
Mongo: No, DDT
Hall: DD-ME!
*Both men are down as Venom is taking his time getting to his feet, resting the leg but at the same time looking like hes gaining some momentum. Venom and Storm get to their feet at about the same time, Venom takes a little extra time before moving, as he takes some extra pressure of the leg. Venom turns and picks up Storm for a body slam but quickly turns it into a Gran Finale V1! Venom follows it in for the cover 1...2...Storm gets the shoulder up! Venom again takes a little time to get to his feet, favouring that right leg but he gets up there and seems to be moving around no problem. However, Storm is also to his feet. Storm looks for the Reality Check but Venom ducks, and comes out of nowhere with the Xed Out! He hangs on for the cover, 1...2...Storm rolls through and gets tangled in the ropes, breaking up the pinfall!*
Cole: This is intense!
*Venom pounds on the mat before getting to his feet, rather quickly as well, it seems as though his leg is now fine. Venom climbs to the top but Storm catches him halfway up with a right hand. Another right leaves Venom sitting on the top turnbuckle. Storm begins to climb up as well now. After a punch to the head, Storm delivers a Superplex to Venom! Both men lay on the mat, neither one really moving a whole lot and they manage to get to their feet at the exact same time. Venom charges into the ropes and comes back looking for the Grand Finale V2 but Storm ducks. No later then a second after Venom lands feet first on the mat, Storm connects with some amazing impact with the Reality Check!*
Mongo: REALITY CHECK!
Hall: Ok man, my name is Scott Hall, and Im an alcoholic
*Venom falls, seemingly unconscious after the blow and Storm falls on him for the cover but at the last possible millisecond Venom gets the shoulder up! Storm gets to his knees and looks frustrated in not being able to put Venom away. Storm picks up Venom and delivers a devastating Blue Thunder Bomb. Storm hangs on for the cover, 1...2...Venom gets the shoulder up once again! This time Storm gets up in front of the referee and begins complaining to the referee, explaining that it was a three count. Venom gets to his feet and whips Storm into the ropes. He bounces back and looks going for the Spinning Brutality but Storm ducks it and avoids the contact. Venom staggers to his feet and Storm comes up from behind with the Perfect Plex! Storm holds on for the cover 1...2...3!*
Winner :: Lance Storm
Mongo: Damn you Mr. Strom!
Cole: Its Storm
*Storm rolls off and slowly sits up where the referee raises his hand. Venom uses the referees assistance and the ropes to get to his feet and at the same time Storm gets to his. Venom offers his hand to Storm for a handshake but Storm begins walking away. He stops and after a shortwhile with his back to Venom, turns around and shakes his hand before leaving the ring and heading to the back. The lights go out, and "Lying From You" by Linkin Park blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a waterbottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus is heard. Destruction pours the water on his head, and then begins to walk down the ramp, and then stops at the bottom. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the waterbottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the end of the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd. The screaming from the chorus is heard, and Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, and a white light on him. He then gets in the ring and goes to the corner of the ring doing the same taunt, while waiting for his opponent(s).*
Mongo: Speaking of washed up losers
King: We werent talking about Destruction until now
*The lights in the arena go out as the fans get to their feet in anticipation of who is to come. Suddenly... BOOM! Huge flames shoot out of the stage as the fans are shocked then begin cheering as "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica blasts over the sound system. They curtain flips open and Martyr walks out on stage to an arena full of boos from the fans. He slowly walks down the ramp flipping off the fans and makes his way into the ring.*
Mongo: Martyr has got a lot riding on this, he said if he loses, hes going to send game to a furnace or something
Destruction vs. Martyr
*Neither of the men wastes time attacking each other at once with a blaze of rights and lefts back and forth. Martyr ducks under a hard right from Destruction and ends up behind Destruction. Martyr then quickly grabs Destruction in a full nelson. Martyr seems to be trying to go for Knocking on Deaths Door, but Destruction breaks free and delivers elbows to the side of the head of Martyr staggering him away enough for Destruction to turn around and kicks Martyr in the stomach. Martyr is bent over holding his stomach and Destruction takes opportunity and hooks Martyrs arms for the Eve of Destruction, but is then back dropped to the mat by Martyr. Martyr stands and turns around to face Destruction as Destruction is quick to his feet and also faces Martyr. Both men stand in a face off pacing the ring. Martyr holds out his arms towards Destruction and Destruction slowly moves in and locks his hands with Martyrs and quickly over powers Martyr to one knee. Martyr is screaming in pain, but is able to force his way to his feet and continue the test of strength with Destruction. Destruction is laughing in the face of the Mongo Corp. Enforcer as the look of pain fills the face of Martyr. Enraged by the laughs of Destruction, Martyr retaliates with a kick to the groin of Destruction. The ref yells at Martyr about the low blow, but Martyr just ignores him and runs at Destruction taking him out with a massive clothesline. Martyr holds onto the ropes and begins to stomp on the face of Destruction as he tries to get up, and the ref makes the five count on him then forces a release from the ropes. Martyr walks around the ring to a chorus of boos from the crowd then lifts Destruction up by the hair. Martyr delivers a punch to the face of Destruction and Destruction staggers back into the ropes. Martyr slowly walks towards Destruction. Destruction swings wildly at Martyr, but Martyr ducks it and grabs Destruction setting him up and hitting him with a strong sambo suplex.*
Mongo: Man, Destruction matches are so boring, I mean, the guy has no charisma, and we already know how hes gonna lose
Hall: I haate looosssing
*Martyr makes the cover without hooking the leg and Destruction easily kicks out. Martyr seems enraged by the, and quickly sets Destruction up and locks in the eastern stretch on Destruction. Martyr locks in the hold as best he can, and Destructions face fills with pain. Martyr yells out at the ref to ask him if he quits and the ref does so, but Destruction yells out no and reaches for the ropes. Destruction just comes up short as Martyr now yells at Destruction to quit. Destruction is shaking his head as he again makes a reach for the ropes and this time Destruction is able to grab the bottom rope. The ref quickly gets in Martyrs face and forces him to break the hold. Destruction quickly begins to try and pull himself up on the ropes as Martyr argues with the ref. Martyr sees Destruction to his feet and pushes the ref out of the way. Martyr goes at Destruction and Destruction swings with a right at Martyr, but Martyr ducks it and kicks Destruction in the gut. Martyr then grabs Destruction by the wrist and whips him across the ring. Destruction stumbles across and hits the ropes bouncing back at Martyr who lowers his head. Destruction sees this and delivers a knee smash to the face of Martyr. Martyr stumbles back against the ropes and bounces back towards Destruction and Destruction falls forward into Martyr with a massive clothesline. Both men lay on the mat as the ref makes the ten count on both men. After about six both men slowly get to their feet and they meet in the center of the ring. Martyr delivers a right to the face of Destruction and Destruction returns the favor. Martyr swings with another right but Destruction blocks it and grabs martyr by the wrist, whipping Martyr into the corner turnbuckle.*
Cole: Destruction might win this one!
Mongo: Pfft, fat chance
Hall: As fat as your chance of winning the title is?
Mongo: Go fuck yourself
Hall: Dont mind if I do!
King: You put that back in your pants right now
*Destruction then runs at Martyr and goes for a back elbow on Martyr, but Martyr pulls the ref in front of him and the ref takes the full force of the elbow into the face. The ref falls the mat immediately and Destruction drops down to check on him. Martyr takes advantage of this and drives and elbow into the back of the head of Destruction. Martyr then lifts Destruction to his feet and drags him to the center of the ring. Martyr delivers a right hand to the face of Destruction then goes to lock up with Destruction, but Destruction breaks free and beings tearing into Martyr with rights and lefts to the face of Martyr. Martyr is staggered and dazed as Destruction grabs Martyr and sends him hard into the mat with a cradle pile driver. Destruction makes the cover on Martyr and hooks the leg, but the ref is not moving. Destruction pounds his hand on the mat three times signaling the three count, and then climbs to his feet. Destruction paces the ring and moves over to the ref and tries to wake him, but the ref is not waking. Martyr is now to his knees as Destruction walks towards him. Martyr reaches down and grabs Martyr by the head, but Martyr swings forward and hits Destruction with a low blow. Destruction doubles over as Martyr rolls out of the ring. Martyr is now looking under then ring for something and he emerges with a sledge hammer. Martyr slides into the ring sledge in hand and waits for Destruction get up. Destruction gets to his feet and walks right into Martyr. Destruction looks at Martyr who is holding the sledge hammer in his hand staring into the eyes of Destruction. Martyr pats the sledge hammer in his hand as he walks towards Destruction.*
Mongo: SIT DOWN YOU STUPID DRUNK!
Hall: LOOK AT ME FOLKS! IM FUCKING MYSELF!!
Cole: The front row female fans seem to be enjoying it, some are even helping him
*Destruction backs away until he reaches the ropes and Martyr moves in and swings for the head of Destruction. Destruction is able to duck and he dives at Martyr and sends him hard to the mat with a spine buster. Martyr rolls around on the mat and releases the sledge hammer. Destruction looks over at the ref who is still laid out on the mat and Destruction reaches down and pick up the sledge hammer. Martyr pulls himself up to his feet and sees Destruction walking towards him with the sledge hammer in hand. Martyr begins holding up his hand pleading with Destruction not to hit him, but Destruction does just that. Destruction drives the hammer end of the sledge into the stomach of Martyr then drives the hammer down across the back of Martyr. Martyr lays on the mat in pain, but Destruction does not seem to be done with him. Destruction reaches down and sets Martyrs right leg up on the bottom rope. Destruction once again looks at the ref who is now slightly moving and Destruction quickly drives the hammer head into the knee of Martyr. Martyr gives out a mighty scream so loud it deafens the crowd. Destruction throws the sledge out of the ring and drags Martyr to the center of the ring. Destruction yells at the ref then drops down and makes the cover on Martyr. The ref slowly crawls over and begins to make a slow count, and Martyr is able to roll the shoulder. The crowd gasps in surprise as Destruction now gets to his feet and pulls Martyr up as well. Destruction drives Martyrs head in-between his legs and hooks the arms of Martyr, but Martyrs leg crumbles, unable to hold his own body weight. Destruction pulls Martyr back to his feet and slams him to the mat with the Eve of Destruction. Destruction turns Martyr over and again makes a pin attempt and this time gets the 1-2-3 and for the first time defeats Martyr.*
Winner: Destruction
Mongo: WHAT THE FUCK?! GODFUCKINGFUCKINGSHITTHATFUCKERMOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
Hall: Whooooooooo!!!!!
King: He should be done now
Hall: Fuck, I need a beer
*"Downfall" by Trust Co. plays as GD walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. Gd then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
Cole: Big match for both of these men here
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.
"If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)"
With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through that and the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist before he takes off, running down the ramp. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the booing fans. Platinum jumps down, giving the platinum "P" to the timekeeper.*
Hall: Heh, his name is Platinum
EOD: Round 2
Gravedigger vs. Platinum
*The two opponants stair each other down before they begin to circle. The bell rings and the match starts as the two lock up in a test of strength. Gravedigger's size is his advantage as he pushes Platinum into the turnbuckle. The two continue to struggle in the corner as the referee tries to break them up by implementing the 5 count. Finally, Gravedigger lets up, only to deliver a quick kick to the gut of his opponant. Platinum doubles over before Gravedigger grabs his arm and irish-whips him into the opposite corner. Gravedigger charges toward the corner, looking to squash his smaller opponant, but quickly Platinum moves out of the way causing Gravedigger to slam right into the turnbuckles. Platinum waits for his opponant to turn around, and as soon as he does, he jumps up and knocks him down with a beautiful dropkick. Platinum goes for the cover but only gets a one count.*
Hall: I like beer
*Platinum shows no mercy to his opponant as he stands up and begins to stomp on his face. Platinum finally lets up, only to jump on the middle rope, looking for a lionsault, but Gravedigger rolls out of the way! Gravedigger stands himself up and approaches Platinum, who is on his stomach, from behind. Gravedigger picks his opponant off the mat around the waist and lifts him up into a German suplex! Gravedigger gets a pop from the crowd and shoots up to his feet with authority. Platinum rolls around on the mat in pain until he reaches the ropes and begins to pull himself up. Gravedigger awaits until Platinum sees him. Gravedigger charges toward his opponant, looking to clothesline him over the top rope, but Platinum ducks under it and hits the opposite set of ropes himself. On the return, Platinum jumps up, looking for a flying crossbody, But Gravedigger catches him!*
Mongo: Hes catches him!
*Gravedigger throws Platinum onto his shoulders as the crowd goes wild. He executes a perfect Death Valley Driver on Platinum and hooks the leg for the pin, 1... 2... 3!*
Winner: Gravedigger
Mongo: Wow, that match was short.
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stopwatch appears on the XtremeTron. Its starts ticking: down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the XtremeTron. "Crack Addict" plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continually taunts the crowd. Goldberg slides in, and hits the ground. He climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd, and receives a great ovation from the crowd. He jumps off, and walks around the ring. The ring has a black rug, and two chairs in the ring. He walks around the ring, and pulls a mic out from his back pocket.*
Goldberg: Ladies and Gentlemen.... Boys and Girls... People watching at home.... People watching LIVE! ..... I give to you.... The 3rd Ediction... Yes Ediction... of XHFs Very Own mini Show... Hosted by non other then the Big Bad G-O-L-D Berg... Goldbergs House of 1000... People, its 1000... House of 1000 Suplexes!!!
*The opening sequence airs. Recent and past memories are shown, and then highlight reels being thrown into a fire pit. The Hives "Back in Black" plays during this sequence. They finally fade away, and we go back to Goldberg in the ring.*
Goldberg: Tonight, I have a recurring guest that was here just two weeks ago. I give you a good friend of mine, that wants to tell me something very important.... I give to you... Mr. Smith!!
*Mr. Smith walks out without his music, and is booed by the crowd. He walks into the ring, and walks over to Goldberg.
Goldberg: What is it that you want to say?
Mr. Smith: I need to tell you something thatll change your view on me for the rest of your life...
Goldberg: Go on...
Mr. Smith: Itll explain all of the Iraq related terms, the 3 cases of wine in the locker room, the Taliban Playboys, the weird body doubles, and why I look like Saddam Huessien...
Goldberg: I understand the wine and the playboys and the body doubles. I mean, you are from New Jersey. But Mr. Smith, you really dont look like Saddam Huessien.
*Mr. Smith rips off his mustache to reveal another look-a-like mask. The camera turns to Goldberg, who puts his hands on his cheeks, and shrieks. Mr. Smith frowns and looks down, and Goldberg stops shrieking.
Goldberg: Oh... my... God... I cant believe you betrayed me like that.. Burt Reynolds...
Mr. Smith: Excuse me?
Goldberg: Youre Burt Reynolds! The washed up actor forced to appear in Maaco Commercials! You sneaky son of a bitch!
Mr. Smith: Im Saddam Huessien you fucking {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore}!! Saddam Hu-Fucking-Sein!!!
Goldberg: ........oh.
*The FBI breaks into the arena, and surrounds the ring in an instance. They grab Mr. Smith and haul him up the ramp.*
Goldberg: I cant believe I was tricked like that! Who else knew he was Saddam?
*Everyone in the arena, including everyone commentating raises their hands.*
Mr. Smith: Ok, Im not going to lie to you
*Mr. Smith pulls off the second mask to reveal.GAVIN GREEN!!! Suddenly in runs Mr. Joneser, the other Saddam look alike! He has a kendo stick and tosses it to Green, Green catches it and blasts Goldberg across the head with it! Mr. Jones reaches under the ring and grabs a chair, the two then beat on Goldberg repeatedly. After a while, they stop, Mr. Jones circles around the ring and reveals that he is indeed.SCARHEAD!! The crowd boos them as they raise each others hands and leave.*
Mongo: God I love my job
*The arena is in a silent hush as the starting guitar rifs from Stainds "Price To Play" hit the arena sound system as the Xtreme Tron flashs pictures from Rat Bastards more memorable moments here in the XHF.Suddenly the curtain is flipped up and Rat walks from behind it wearing his coveted RWF Worlds title around his waist. Over his shoulders are the BDDWF Ultimate Championship and the XWA World Heavyweight Championship, as he walks down the ramp to a loud and rowdy boo from the fans you can also see that he is dragging the ZWEF World Heavyweight Championship in his right hand behind him. The X-Crown champion taunts the fans with the belts before climbing into the ring.*
Mongo: I cant wait to watch Rat shave that non-conformers head
*The opening riffs of Seamless by American Head Charge hits the Xtremetron, as the crowd turns to complete and solid boos. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where Diamond now stands, head down. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring. He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with boos. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out.*
Cole: I think Diamond is gonna win tonight
King: I think Scott Hall is going to die of alcohol poisoning tonight
X*Crown Championship Hair vs. Hair Match
Rat Bastard vs. Diamond
*Diamond slides into the ring and is instantly met with a flurry of kicks to the back as the referee rings the bell to start the match. Rat keeps Diamond down with the kicks before he finally decides to let up, but only for a second as he proceeds to knee Diamond in the back. The crowd boos loudly as Rat chuckles at the fallen Diamond, who is trying to pull himself up. Rat solves that problem as he grabs the hair of Diamond and pulls him off the mat. Rat grabs his opponents arm and attempts to Irish Whip him across the ring. Diamond reverses the whip and sends Rat flying in the ropes. Diamond attempts to clothesline Rat, but he ducks under it. Once again, Rat hits the ropes, but this time he brings Diamond down from behind with a big Bulldog. Diamond rolls around in the middle of the ring, holding his face, as Rat stalks his prey. Diamond begins to pull himself up using the ropes and as soon as he is standing, Rat charges him. Rat is outsmarted though as Diamond quickly ducks and lifts Rat up, throwing him over the top rope! Somehow though, Rat lands on the apron. Rat grabs the shoulder of Diamond and quickly spins him around, only to grab his head and jump off the apron, performing a jawbreaker on Diamond into the ropes!*
Mongo: Yeah! Booyea!
Hall: Okk, sos I see this guyint abar and says, hey you! Im the bad guy!
King: Wow, youre bad ass
*Diamond does not fall to the mat, but holds his jaw in pain as Rat grabs his leg from outside and trips him. Rat quickly slides back into the ring as Diamond rolls in pain once again on the mat. Rat goes for the pin, 1... Diamond kicks out. Rat isn't too surprised as he picks Diamond off the mat. Rat knees him in the gut then backs him into the ropes, trying to sling him off into an irish-whip, but Diamond reverses it. Rat hits the ropes as his opponent jumps up and knocks him down with a crossbody. Diamond hooks the leg for the pin, 1... Rat kicks out and pushes Diamond off, hitting his face. Diamond jumps up holding his face as Rat slowly gets to his feet Diamond turns his back on Rat to plead with the referee, but Rat sneaks up behind his opponent and delivers a forearm to the back, nearly sending him over the ropes and out of the ring. Rat delivers a few more forearms to Diamond, before he is able to get him turned around. Rat knees Diamond in the gut, doubling him over, before he picks Diamond up into a vertical suplex, slamming him down on the mat with a loud thud.*
Hall: What wasssss that?
*Rat jumps up in celebration, but is met with boos. He turns his back on his opponent and hassles the crowd, giving them the finger, and only enraging them more. Meanwhile, Diamond craftily slides to where Rat is and grabs underneath his legs, rolling him up in a schoolboy pin, 1... 2... Rat kicks out. Rat jumps up in fury as the crowd begins to cheer once more and Diamond gets to his feet. Rat once again charges toward his opponent, but Diamond ducks and charges toward the ropes himself. The two come flying off the ropes, toward each other, and go down as each clotheslines one another! The crowds cheers turn to silence as the two men lay motionless on the mat and the referee starts the 10 count.*
Mongo: Get up Rat!
*The count reaches 7 before both men stir and stand up at about the same time, staggering. Rat attacks first as he throws a straight punch toward Diamond's head, but Diamond ducks it only to tackle Rat to the mat. The crowd comes alive once again as Diamond proceeds to deliver rights to the skull of Rat while on top of him. The crowd counts the punches as Diamond hits them, and he doesn't stop until 10. Diamond begins to stand up and brings a staggering Rat up with him. Rat grabs onto the ropes as Diamond hits the opposite set, charging at rat and clotheslining him over the top rope! Rat hits the floor outside with a thud as Diamond goes to hit the ropes once again. This time, Diamond grabs the top rope and flips over it, landing right on Rat!*
Hall: I have 3 illegitimate kids.or was it foor?
King: And the truth comes out when hes drunk
Hall: Man that Stacy Carter was a good fuck
King: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
*The two roll around in the floor in pain as the referee begins the ten count. Diamond begins to get to his feet by the count of 5, only to be met with a rising clothesline from Rat. Rat pulls himself up using the apron as his opponent rolls around in pain on the ground. Rat rolls into the ring and right out to break the count before he picks Diamond up pff the floor. Rat puts him into what looks like a bearhug and charges to the ring post, slamming Diamonds back into the metal. Rat charges two more times, Diamond screaming out in pain each time, before he finally throws Diamond to the ground. Rat stomps on his opponent a bit before he picks him off the ground and slides him into the ring. Rat lifts the apron of the ring up and looks underneath for something before he finally pulls out an electric razor, causing the fans to boo loudly. Rat rolls into the ring and pulls Diamond into a sitting position where he applies a Neck Wrench. Rat turns the razor on and comes close to start shaving Diamond's head, but the referee stops him as he grabs the razor out of Rat's hands! Rat jumps up, looking furious and gets in the face of the referee. The two proceed to argue as Rat intimidates the man. Meanwhile, behind Rat's back, Diamond begins to stand himself up. Rat turns around as Diamond charges toward him, only to duck as Diamond delivers a flying cross body, knocking the referee down and out!*
Mongo: And out goes the ref!
*Diamond looks devastated and kneels down to check on the ref as Rat quickly slides out of the ring. Rat goes over to the announcer's table and grabs a steel chair. He slides back in the ring, behind Diamond with the chair in hand. Diamond suddenly turns around sees Rat approaching him, swinging the chair, and rolls out of the way, allowing Rat to hit the knocked out referee once again! Diamond hits the ropes, but Rat shows no remorse toward the ref as he instantly turns around and slams the chair over the head of Diamond, stopping him in his tracks and knocking him out! Rat throws the chair out of the ring and waves to the announcers table as Mongo stands up.*
Hall: Hey man, I think he likes you.Id fuck him
Cole: Is it just me or does Rat look like-
Mongo and King: No
Hall: Yes, I mean no
*Mongo takes his headset off and walks over to the ring as Rat proceeds to strip the fallen referee of his shirt. Mongo climb in the ring and Rat tosses him the shirt before he goes and pins Diamond. Mongo quickly puts the shirt on and hits the mat for the count, 1... 2... 3!*
WINNER & STILL THE X*CROWN CHAMPION: Rat Bastard
Cole: Mongo has screwed Rat!
Hall: UP THE BUNGHOLE!!!
*"Price To Play" hits over the sound system once again as Rat Bastard stands up with a cocky smile on his face. Mongo raises his arm before he goes to grab the electric razor. The crowd boos loudly as Mongo tosses the razor to Rat who turns it on and grabs Diamond by the hair, lifting his lifeless head up. Mongo stands in the corner of the ring, laughing as Rat begins to shave Diamond bald. The fans boo as the hair of Diamond comes off in big clumps. Rat does not stop until he gets all the hair off Diamond's head.*
Cole: Thats sick, that sick sick bastard and the damn razor!
*Rat drops Diamond's head, as he begins to move back to life a bit, and laughs at the humiliated man in the middle of the ring. He high-fives Mongo before they both exit the ring.*
Hall: I pee pee!
King: Oh dear god no
*Downfall by TRUSTcompany plays as Gravedigger walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. Gravedigger then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
Cole: Here it is folks, Gravedigger Vs Lance Storm, who will win?!
*A guitar is heard through out the arena as the lights dim down and begin flashing between white and black. Drums kick in as "Keep Away" by Godsmack hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain holding his arms up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Just as the song starts to pick up Storm makes his way down the ramp, he gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes with his arms up in the air. He then walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down.*
Hall: Id fuck him
King: Youd fuck yourself
Hall: WOULD NOT!!!
End Of Days Tournament Finals
Gravedigger vs. Lance Storm
*Both men stare at each other from opposite sides of the ring, and walk up to each other in the center of the ring. Lance Storm says something to Gravedigger, but Gravedigger ignores it and extends his hand out for a handshake. Storm looks around the arena, but then kicks Gravedigger in the stomach and begins to forearm him into the corner. A couple of forearm shots, and then a few kicks in the stomach take Gravedigger down. Storm walks away from Gravedigger and screams at the crowd while holding his arms up, as Gravedigger climbs up to his feet. Storm turns around, but then gets knocked down with a huge clothesline! Storm gets up to his feet and gets knocked down once again, and then a third time! Storm stumbles back to a corner, as Gravedigger holds his arms up, taunting to the crowd. Storm goes to Gravedigger, but gets a kick to the stomach for his troubles.*
Cole: And a kick to his stomach for his troubles
*Storm is bent over, as Gravedigger sends huge forearm shots into the back of his opponent. Storm falls to his knees, screaming in pain, as Gravedigger once again taunts to the crowd. Gravedigger lifts up Storm and goes to whip him into the ropes, but Storm reverses it and when Gravedigger comes nears him he dropkicks him straight into the jaw! Storm doesnt waste anytime to cover Gravedigger, but he kicks out at two. Storm climbs up and sends a couple of boots into the chest of Gravedigger, and then goes through the second rope onto the apron. Storm screams for Gravedigger to climb up to his feet, which he does, and Storm springboards onto the top rope and knocks Gravedigger with a clothesline. Storm is on his knees and looks around the arena in anger, and then covers Gravedigger. 1-2-kickout by Gravedigger. Storm gets up and stomps on Gravedigger, then lifts him up to his feet. Storm sends forearm shots into the face of Gravedigger, and whips him into the ropes. Storm goes for the Reality Check, but Gravedigger catches the foot and swings him around, and when Lance Storm is in the direction of Gravedigger, Gravedigger grabs him and throws him over his head with a overhead belly-to-belly suplex!*
Cole: A nice brainbuster DDT from Gravedigger!
King: Do you know anything about suplexs?
Cole: Yeah, I minored in them
King: Drank a lot in school did ya?
Cole: No, but I did cheat on my final if you must know, theres just so damn many!
King: Hmmm, you cant tell
Hall: I am so much better than Jake Roberts!
*Storm rolls out of the ring to catch a breath, as Gravedigger follows him to the outside. Gravedigger hits Storm in the back, and then throws him head first into the ring post! Storm falls against the railing, and Gravedigger then sends kicks to the chest of Storm. Storm is lifted up to his feet and Gravedigger grabs him in a bearhug, but then drives his back into the side of the ring! Gravedigger doesnt release Lance Storm, instead he runs to the ring post and slams him spine first against it! Storm falls against the padding holding his back in pain, and Gravedigger suddenly lifts him up and rolls him into the ring. Gravedigger slides in, and covers Lance Storm for a two count. Gravedigger gets up, and then grabs the legs of Lance Storm, and then turns him over, applying a Boston crab! Storm screams in pain, as his back is being stretched by the submission move. Gravedigger stands up all the way to his feet, applying more pressure to the back!*
Cole: What a submission!
*Storm begins to crawl his way to the ropes, but Gravedigger is right there holding him back. Storm is in excruciating pain, as the referee asks him if he quits. Storm refuses to quit, as Gravedigger leans back. Storm begins to crawl his way to the ropes once again, and this time finally grabs it! Gravedigger doesnt release the hold though, but the referee forces Gravedigger to let it go or he will be disqualified. Gravedigger finally releases the hold, and then goes back to the lower back of Lance Storm. Gravedigger lifts up Lance Storm, and sends him back first against the turnbuckle. Gravedigger begins to send his shoulders into the abdomen area of Lance Storm, and the walks back. He then runs to Lance Storm once more for a spear, but Lance Storm moves out of the way and Gravedigger hits shoulder first into ring post!
Gravedigger walks away from the corner holding his shoulder, as Lance Storm comes out of nowhere and hits a jumping calf kick into the injured shoulder of Gravedigger! Gravedigger falls to the mat holding his shoulder, as Lance Storm turns his back against the mat and hooks the leg. Gravedigger kicks out at two, and then Lance Storm climbs up to his feet and begins to stomp on the shoulder of Gravedigger. Lance Storm grabs the injured arm of Gravedigger, then leans back and applies a leg scissors on it! Storm leans back, as the shoulder of Gravedigger is about ready to pop out of its socket. Gravedigger screams in horrible pain and the referee asks him if he quits, but Gravedigger shakes his head and begins to show some life. Gravedigger rolls over facing Lance Storm, as Lance Storms face is in complete and udder disbelief. Gravedigger then uses every bit of strength in his body, to lift up Lance Storm and slam him against the mat back first!*
Hall: I hope he didnt brake his dick!
King: Please stop while your ahead
Hall: You said A Head! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
King: Heh, I did, hahaha
*Lance Storm releases the move and Gravedigger covers him, but Storm gets a shoulder up! Gravedigger is on his knees and holds his face in disappointment, as Lance Storm slowly climbs up to his feet. Gravedigger climbs up to his feet and he and Lance Storm begin to trade rights and lefts, until Lance Storm knees Gravedigger in the stomach. Two forearm shots, and Lance Storm sets Gravedigger between his legs. Storm lifts Gravedigger up for a piledriver, and then hooks his arm for a Cradle Piledriver, but Gravedigger pulls himself down and backdrops him, but Storm is holding the wrists tight and rolls Gravedigger for the cover! 1-2-kick out by Gravedigger! Storm rolls over and sits down, annoyed at what just happened. Gravedigger climbs up to his feet, but Storm beats him and chops his knee. Gravedigger falls down and holds his knee, as Storm walks to his legs and calls for the Straight Shooter! Storm places his leg between the two of Gravedigger and twists both legs going for the move, but is unable to turn Gravedigger! Gravedigger punches Storm in the face, and then rolls Storm up for a small package! 1-2-kick out from Lance Storm!*
Cole: And a kickout!
*Gravedigger gets to his feet and kicks Storm in the stomach before Storm can get to his feet. Gravedigger sets Lance Storm between his legs, and then lifts him up and slams him hard against the mat with a sit-out powerbomb! Gravedigger hooks both legs, but Lance Storm kicks out at two! Gravedigger lifts up Lance Storm, and then sets him on the top turnbuckle. Gravedigger sends quickly forearm to the face of Lance Storm, and then begins to climb up to the top. When Gravedigger reaches the top turnbuckle, he applies a front facelock, and throws Storms arm behind his neck. Gravedigger taunts to the crowd for a superplex, but Storm begins to send fists into the ribs of Gravedigger and grabs his tights and then jumps off and drives Gravedigger into the mat with a huge front suplex!*
Cole: And a Razors Edge!
King: No its-
Hall: I DO THAT! I DO THAT MOVE! VADER TIME!!!!!!
King: As far as I can tell Hall, all you know is Miller Time
*Both Storm and Gravedigger are down, as the crowd is on their feet waiting what will happen next. Storm is the first one moving, as he rolls Gravedigger to his back and hooks his leg, but Gravedigger kicks out at two!*
King: And another Kickout!
*Lance Storm slowly climbs up to his feet and looks down at Gravedigger and then lifts him up to his feet. Storm applies a front facelock and places Gravediggers arm behind his neck and lifts him up for The Fall Of Old Glory, but Gravedigger reverses the move and gets behind Storm, and when Storm turns around Gravedigger hits him with a superkick sending him into the turnbuckle! Lance Storm lies against the turnbuckle, as Gravedigger slowly holds his arm up in the air, taunting to the crowd. Gravedigger runs for a clothesline, but Lance Storm moves out of the way causing Gravedigger to hit sternum first into the turnbuckle. Gravedigger bounces back, right into a Reality Check by Lance Storm! Lance Storm grabs the legs of Gravedigger and drags him into the center of the ring, and applies a Straight Shooter!
Storm leans back into the center of the ring, applying more pressure to the move. Gravedigger screams in pain and is unable to get to the ropes, and has no choice but to tap! Lance Storm wins the End Of Days Tournament, and gets a shot at the X*Crown at Decimation!*
Winner of the End Of Days Tournament: Lance Storm
Cole: Wow, what a match, Im like in Shock!
King: Nice one
Hall: Thank you
King: For the last time, you put that back in your pants
*Lance Storm releases the hold and stands up and holds his arms up in the air in victory, accomplishing something that hes worked years for. Lance Storm, now gets a shot at the X*Crown at Decimation.*
Cole: And now for our main event of the evening!
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stopwatch appear on the XtremeTron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the XtremeTron. "Crack Addict" plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. Shady walks out behind him taunting the crowd too. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continues to taunts the crowd. Goldberg helps Shady into the ring and slides in himself. Goldberg climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd while Shady poses near the ropes next to him. Goldberg jumps off, and kisses Shady on the lips. Shady then leaves the ring while Goldberg tests the ropes.*
Cole: What condition will Goldberg be in for his match tonight?
Hall: He better be ready to fuck hard!
*'mOBSCENE' by Marylin Manson starts up the XHF crowd. 'As the beginning part plays, a strobe light flickers around the crowd, and 'The Human Masterpiece' appears in black letters, with the points of the letters spiked on the white background on the XtremeTron. The crowd boos heavily, as fog begins to pour from the stage, with the strobe lights flickering through it. Then, Rhein the Killa, appears from behind the curtain, aggressively pushing the curtain out of the way, and walking through the fog. Rhein is wearing his wrestling gear, some black shorts, with silver words reading Masterpiece on the back, and RtK on the front, also, he's wearing black elbow pads, knee pads and knee length high boots with rTk in red up the side, he is also wearing a sleeveless 'Rhein the Killa' T-shirt. Soon after his appearance, he reaches back into the fog, and holds out his hand, for it to be accepted by 'The Queen of Xtreme' Lizzy Borden. The two walk down to the ring, and around it, with Rhein stopping the couple, so he can pause to snatch a sign that says, 'Scorpion Rulz' and rip it up, before throwing it on the floor and spitting on it. Rhein then slides up onto the ring apron, before helping Lizzy into the ring, then climbing in himself, and climbing to the top rope to pose for the crowd, before taking his T-shirt off, and waiting for the opponent.*
Hall: I once cut my sack open with a beer can tab
Cole: Thats the sickest think Ive ever heard
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of Linkin Park leadman Mike Shinoda begin to echo throughout the building.*
Nothing ever stops all these thoughts and the pain attached to them,
Sometimes I wonder why this is happening,
It's like nothing I can do would distract me when,
I think of how I shot myself in the back again,
Cuz from the infinite words I can say I,
Put all pain you gave to me on display,
But didn't realize instead of setting it free I,
Took what I hated and made it a part of me,..(Never goes away)..(Never goes away)..
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet as the chorus of Linkin Park's "Figure.09" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figure of XHF Legend Rage himself steps out onto the top of the stage! Following this, he then struts cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of cheers from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, Rage then finally reaches the ring area where, once climbing inside, the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising his both his fists defiantly to the crowd and taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 2-time Ultimate Champ is quick to turn his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he slowly awaits the emergence of his opposition.*
Hall: Wow. I once interviewed the Dixie Chicks and I fell in love with their foot odor. The fat one has a large vagina
Cole: What in the hell are you talking about?
*The screen comes on, revealing Reeshi, staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship high in the air after allowing Destruction and Reak to taste defeat and become the XHF Champion. It then goes to Reeshi and Rhein raising each others hands in the middle of the ring, followed by a shot of Reeshi in the Annihilation Complex and the final one is a bloodied Reeshi staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship above his head. The new clips begin to play as the tune of Fear by Disturbed once again the speakers and the clips begin to switch back and forth over and over again, getting quicker and quicker until you cant make out what is happening in either of the clips. The clips become a blur and are followed by the screen become static. A beam of light, seemingly dropping from the rafter strikes the screen, which causes a severe glow through the arena. Suddenly an explosion goes off on top of the stage and the chorus of Fear begins to play which allows the glow to slowly fade as shadows begin to crawl throughout the smoke left behind by the explosions. Through the smoke walks Reeshi, the. Reeshi walks down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up onto the middle turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air, taunting the booing fans.*
Hall: I hope Rage rapes Goldy and makes him tap out and cum at the same time
Cole: If I was Mongo Id fire you
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large X above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he walks down the ramp proudly, acknowledging the fans as he goes.*
King: GO LORD MONGO!
*The arena becomes silent as the Foo Fighter's "My Hero" starts up with a slow drumbeat. White pyros slowly shoot from the stage and get a bit bigger as the guitar hits, then fill the stage as the bass comes in. The pyro sparks fill the stage blackening out what is behind them until they suddenly die and Scorpion is revealed with the XHF Championship draped over his shoulder. Scorpion stands there for a moment taking in the cheers from the crowd before slowly making his way down the ramp. Scorpion reaches the end of the ramp and climbs onto the ring apron via the steps and stops once again on the ring apron as the crowd chants his name. Scorpion then steps in the ring and paces hoists the title above his head as the song ends.*
Hall: I'm a crossdressing midget fucker. I also have the SARS
Cole: Then you best see Platinum, word is that he has the cure
XHF World Heavyweight Championship Six-Pack Challenge
Scorpion vs. Reeshi vs. Mongo The Destroyer vs. Rage vs. Rhein The Killa vs. Goldberg
*Scorpion gives his World title to the referee, but then is attacked by Goldberg, Mongo, Reeshi and Rhein! They all beat him down, until Rage gets into the hustle and knocks Goldberg out of the ring. Rage then knocks down Rhein from behind, and then attacks Reeshi. Rage sends fists and chops into the chest of Reeshi, and then knees him in the stomach. Rage grabs the hair of Reeshi and pulls him into the center of the ring, and sets him onto his shoulders. Rage goes for the Fist Of Rage early in the match, until Rhein attacks Rage from behind. Rhein and Reeshi then begin to double team Rage, as Scorpion is finally getting shots in on Mongo. Scorpion knees Mongo in the stomach, and then slams him hard into the mat with a DDT! Scorpion hooks the leg, but Mongo gets a shoulder up. Scorpion pushes Mongo out of the ring, and runs and clotheslines Rhein down. Scorpion stomps on Rhein, and then lifts him up to his feet and whips him into the ropes. When Rhein bounces back, Scorpion lifts him up and slams him against the mat with a spinebuster! Scorpion hooks the leg of Rhein, but Reeshi is there to break up the cover! Reeshi beats on Scorpion, until Rage forearms Reeshi from behind and then grabs him in a waistlock, then drives him into the mat with a german suplex! Rage bridges the move, but Scorpion is there to save his title. Rage sits up and looks at Scorpion, upset that after he saved Scorpion from a beating he still broke up the cover. Rage gets to his feet and begins to start arguing with Scorpion, and then shoves him! Scorpion retaliates with a right hand, and the two begin to trade blows!*
Cole: THE BE CLUBBERIN!
*Rage gets the early advantage, and then hits a quick punch in the stomach. Scorpion bends over, as Rage then lifts him up for a tombstone piledriver! Rage walks to the center of the ring with Scorpion in the position, but Scorpion uses his strength to reverse himself to get Rage in position for a tombstone piledriver! Scorpion holds Rage up, but then out of nowhere Goldberg gets into the ring and hits a Cruise Missile into Rages back, sending Scorpion down as well! Goldberg shoves Rage off of Scorpion and then covers the champion, but Rhein is there to break up the cover. Rhein sends vicious forearms into the back of Goldberg, and then grabs the arm of Goldberg and places it between his own legs, and then grabs the other setting him up for a pumphandle slam. Rhein then lifts Goldberg up and then gets him on his shoulder, but then drives him head first into the mat with Obsequy! Rhein covers Goldberg, but at the last count Mongo grabs the ankle of Rhein and pulls him out of the ring. Rhein climbs up to his feet, but Mongo knocks him down with a huge superkick!*
King: A great superkick from Mongo!
*Mongo gets into the ring and Reeshi runs to him, and begins to send clotheslines into the owners throat. Mongo doesnt fall down, so Reeshi bounces off the again and hits another clothesline, but Mongo still doesnt go down! Reeshi then bounces off the ropes for the third time, but this time Mongo is able to time it and powerslams Mongo into the mat! Mongo hooks the leg of Reeshi, but Goldberg pulls Mongo off and then up to his feet. Mongo then grabs Mongo and drops him down with a backdrop. Goldberg then grabs the leg of Mongo, and twists it around, and then applies a figure-four-leglock, and then grabs the arm of Mongo and pulls back locking on the Diesel Hold! Mongo screams in pain as Goldberg screams for him to tap out, but Mongo shakes his head. After a while Mongos hand begins to go up to tap, but Rage is there when he runs and drives and knee into the face of Goldberg! Goldberg releases the move, and is then rolled out of the ring. Mongo holds his knee from the pain, as Rage turns around into a boot from Reeshi. Reeshi continues the assault on Rage, and then lifts him up to his shoulders going for the Orisheeninator! Reeshi walks into the center of the ring and spins around with Rage on his shoulders, but Rage slides off and pushes Reeshi into the ropes, and when Reeshi bounces back Rage gets him into a schoolboy! The referee starts the count, but at two Scorpion is there to break the cover!*
Hall: The boy pees on the table!
King: What?
Scorpion rolls Reeshi out of the ring, and then stomps on Rage. Rage is lifted to his feet by Scorpion, and is then thrown to the ropes. Rage ducks a clothesline, and then bounces back and goes for a crossbody block, but Scorpion catches Rage and throws him into the mat with a fallaway slam! Scorpion gets up to his feet, but Rhein gets back into the ring and Gores Scorpion from behind! Scorpion falls face first into the mat screaming, as Rhein then stomps on the lower back of Scorpion, and then grabs both his arms. Rhein then places his foot on the lower back of Scorpion, and then pulls back for a surfboard! Scorpion screams in pain, as Rhein shakes his head. The referee asks Scorpion if he quits, but he refuses to quit. Rhein pulls back the arms of Scorpion, but Mongo comes from behind and clotheslines Rhein! Mongo picks up Rhein on top of his shoulders, and then slams him hard with a running powerslam! Mongo stands up and then runs against the ropes and big splashes Scorpions lower back! Scorpion screams in pain, but is then rolled to his back and is covered by Mongo, but Scorpion gets a shoulder up!*
King: God damnit Scorpion!
*Mongo holds his head, and then gets to his feet and screams at the referee. Do you know who am I? Im the fucking boss! Mongo screams at the referee, as Goldberg slowly climbs up to his feet. Goldberg slowly creeps up behind Mongo, and then locks Mongo with a Gold Poising! Mongo tries his hardest to get out of the move, but Goldberg just keeps the move locked on tight! Mongo falls to his knees fading away, as a smile grows on the face of Goldberg. The referee asks Mongo if he quits, but Mongo refuses and begins to climb up to his feet! Goldberg jumps onto the back of Mongo with the move still applied, and Mongo walks around with Goldberg on his back but then falls back, sending both men through the ring! Scorpion, Rhein and Rage look in shock in what just happened, until Reeshi slides into the ring and rolls Mongo off Goldberg, and covers him! Rage is there to break up the cover at two, and he and Reeshi trade blows. Reeshi gets a kick in the stomach on Rage, and then whips him to the ropes. Reeshi bends over for a back-body drop, but Rage reverses it into a swinging neckbreaker. Rage hooks the leg of Reeshi, but Reeshi kicks out. On the other side of the ring Scorpion and Rhein are going at it, with Rhein getting the advantage with a forearm in the back. Rhein grabs the wrist of Scorpion, and locks on a cobra clutch! Rhein gets Scorpion on his knees, but then leans back to fall to the mat and applies a scissors! Scorpion is surely passing away, as Rhein tightens the move harder. The referee asks Scorpion if he quits, but he slowly shakes his head. After a while the referee lifts Scorpions wrist up and it falls for a one count. The referee lifts it again and it falls for a two count. The referee lifts the wrist up for the third and final time, but this time Rage is there to break up the hold! Rage continues to beat up Rhein, as Reeshi slowly climbs up to his feet. Rage lifts up Rhein and kicks him in the stomach going for a Stunner, but when Rage turns around Rhein pushes him right into a big boot by Reeshi! Reeshi falls back into his corner to catch some air, as Rhein leaps on Rage to make the cover! 1-2-kick out by Rage! Rhein gets up to his feet and in the face of the referee, and then knocks him out with a right hand!*
Hall: I game Sanders a facial once, wait, no it was Scorps
King: Here, drink more, talk less
*Rhein begins to call for something from the back, when all of the sudden the Dark Parade runs from the back with steel chairs! They slide into the ring and The Scarecrow smashes the chair into the back of Rage, and then does The Pumpkin. After a couple of more chairshots Rheins tells the to stop, and lifts Rage up. He holds him into a full nelson, but then lets him go and falls back, allowing The Dark Parade to hit a con-chair-to on Rage!*
Hall: .well then you can shine your head with my cum then I will lick the bald head of your clean and rub my balls on your eyebrows
*Rage falls face forward into the mat after the vicious double chairshot, as Reeshi then picks up Scorpion! Reeshi has Scorpion in the same position and then releases him, and The Dark Parade swing but Scorpion moves out of the way causing the two chairs crash into each other! They both drop their chairs and try to get the blood flowing through their hands again, but Scorpion knocks both Dark Parade members down with right hands! Rhein runs to Scorpion, but he gets knocked down with a right hand also! Rhein bounces up and begins to stagger backwards, and Scorpion gets him in a full nelson going for a Scorpion-Plex! Scorpion looks around at the arena, but suddenly Reeshi drives a chair into the back of Scorpion! Scorpion releases Rhein and Reeshi drops the chair, then Reeshi lifts Scorpion onto his shoulders and drives him into the chair with the Orisheeninator! Reeshi then hooks the leg of Scorpion, as the referee begins to gain back some life! The referee crawls to the cover and starts the count, but before three the recovering Goldberg breaks up the cover!*
Cole: And he breaks the cover
*Goldberg falls back face first into the mat, still in pain from what happened earlier in the match. Reeshi gets to his feet and looks down at Goldberg, frustrated with just happened. Reeshi begins to stomp on Goldberg, and then lifts him up to his feet. Reeshi throws Goldberg into the ropes, but when Goldberg bounces back he leaps onto Reeshi and begins to pound on him with a Lou Theze Press! Goldberg continues with the right hands, until Rhein attacks him from behind. Rhein lifts up Goldberg onto his shoulders, and goes to the corner. He climbs up to the second rope, but then shakes his head and climbs up to the third turnbuckle! Rhein looks to be giving Goldberg the Over The Edge off the top rope, but Mongo runs out of nowhere and pushes both men off crashing into the padding!*
King: Yeah! Hell yeah Mongo!
Hall: Raven loves to touch other guys dirty spots and call then rubber necks
*Goldberg and Rhein are both out, as Mongo gets into the ring and waits for Reeshi to climb up to his feet. Reeshi slowly gets up and then turns to Mongo, and Mongo grabs him by his throat and chokeslams him into the mat! Mongo hooks the leg, and once again the referee slowly count, 1-2-broken up by Rage! Rage, still slow from the con-chair-to, begins to send forearm shots into the back of Mongo and lifts him up. Rage flips Mongo off, and then grabs him and throws the big owner with a head and arm suplex! Rage slowly crawls to Mongo and covers him, but Mongo kicks out at two! Rage lifts up Mongo once again, but this time gets him on his shoulders for the Fist Of Rage! Rage swings Mongo for the move, but Mongo lands on his feet and pushes Rage right into Scorpion who drop toe holds him right into the second turnbuckle! Rage lies there, as Mongo runs to Scorpion, but this time Scorpion moves out of the way, causing Mongo to crash into Rage! Mongo lies against the turnbuckle, and Scorpion stands up and runs to the two hitting the Scorpion Splash in the process! Scorpion turns Mongo around this time and taunts for another Scorpion Splash and runs to Mongo, but this time Mongo catches him!*
Cole: This could be it for Scorpion folks!
King: It damn well better!
Mongo lifts Scorpion up for the Xtreme Driver, and tells the fans that this match is over. Mongo holds Scorpion up high, but Scorpion is able to fall behind Mongo and gets him in a reverse front facelock, and connects with the Scorpion Death Drop! Scorpion hooks the leg of Mongo and the referee makes the count, 1-2-3! Reeshi elbows Scorpion to break up the cover, but its too late Scorpion retains the XHF Championship!*
Winner and still XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Scorpion
King: FUCK!
Cole: Well, thats all folks!
Hall: Ok maybe not, but this time you did really hump me hard and make me poop blood for like a week.
*My Hero by The Foo Fighters hits and Scorpion rolls out of the ring with the referee, who raises Scorpions hand up in victory. He is handed the XHF Championship in his other hand and the two proceed to the back, as End Of Days comes to a end.*