TOOTHPICKS [DINOSAUR BONES JHC Set-Up]
Oct 20, 2023 2:06:31 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Dave D-Flipz, and 3 more like this
Post by mosler on Oct 20, 2023 2:06:31 GMT -5
Dinosaur Bones looks through his little black recipe book.
"VENOM. BEST SERVED COLD. 11 STARS. DELICIOUS.
TRACY. A HOT TOMALE. 10 STARS. SO SPICY."
Just thinking about those ape mains makes Bones drool. And to think... the XHF is going to feed him these wonderful meals fusion. Using a tiny arm to wipe the saliva from his toothy mouth, Dinosaur Bones turns to the camera, and looks directly into El Rey's soul.
Dinosaur Bones: TELL ME. DOES YOUR FAMILY BREED FOR TASTE?
Mic drop.
MEANWHILE INSIDE THE BEAST...
The Mecha Rankor charges through Bone City, trying to get revenge on the pitiful adventurers that landed through it. In the subsequent battle a vestibule is destroyed, causing a tower to shake, and a glass of green wine to spill on the Wizard of Bones' favourite vest.
Wizard of Bone: That will never come out. Replace it...
Jack Elam Garak: This material is Silver Snipe. Exceedingly rare these days, my lord.
Wizard of Bone: Hrm.
Shifting in his throne, the malicious liar that rules the City of Bone pulls up a microphone. Loudspeakers strewn across blood maggot county hear his proclamations.
Wizard of Bone (EVERYWHERE): Children of Bone. Our researchers have spent the last fortnight examining the forbidden Ivory tomes! New details uncovered in these holy books suggest that there is a new way back to the outside world! Apparently the Silver Snipe excretes a chemical that can be used to fashion an exit. Though rare, I feel strongly that one still exists within the walls of our inner world. Should YOU capture the Silver Snipe, bring it to my citadel post-haste to receive a kingly reward.
The evil sorcerer hangs up his microphone, then turns to the accusatory lazy eye of his tailor.
Wizard of Bone: What? I really liked that vesssst.
MEANWHILE, DOWN BERSERKER ALLEY, OUR HEROES TAKE TIME OUT OF HIDING FROM THE MECHA RANKOR TO PROCESS THE ANNOUNCEMENT...
The Hooded Scratch: Did you hear? (pointing at loudspeaker) Our ticket out of here...
Mole Man #27: Can we all get out with the Snipe, or is it just the first one to pick it up?
"Crippling Porn Addiction" Foster's Beer Man: I hope we can all use it, but just in case there is only one snipe... and only the first guy gets out... I'm finding it first!
Foster's Beer Man charges out, looking to claim the Silver Snipe before YOU CAN... only to run right into the open mouth of the Mecha Rankor. One less competitor.
Kudor (hardcorehammer24 ), AMG (Nausicaä Suzuki ), Buff Blueball (Mongo the Destroyer ), Venöm the Crippled Dinosaur Hunter (Venom 🕷 ), Star Trekker (Mongo the Destroyer ), Marmaduke Matters (terras ), Harsh Winter Pilgrim (mosler ), Wiley Sharp (Visit Neom ), Olympia (edwarddubin0604 ), Tracy (Venom 🕷 ) and Al Jabroni (Cross Recoba )
Are up for the XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship against EL REY at the End of Days Super show on the 29th. The match reads as El Rey vs Bones, but participants inside are the ones that are actually in contention. I've given the silver snipe flavour above as a jumping off point, though feel free to find out about the real El Rey match if you'd rather straight promo about the JHC itself (its not like Bones doesn't eat flyers, tvs & radios). The point is if I just tagged you, you have a shot. Just make sure to label it JHC so the admins actually read it.
Good luck Bone Brigade, I have faith that you'll avenge me!
RP Deadline: Thursday, October 26, 11:59PM Pacific Daylight (GMT -7)
JHW: 1 RP @ 1500 words
Any questions or concerns, PM me.
"VENOM. BEST SERVED COLD. 11 STARS. DELICIOUS.
TRACY. A HOT TOMALE. 10 STARS. SO SPICY."
Just thinking about those ape mains makes Bones drool. And to think... the XHF is going to feed him these wonderful meals fusion. Using a tiny arm to wipe the saliva from his toothy mouth, Dinosaur Bones turns to the camera, and looks directly into El Rey's soul.
Dinosaur Bones: TELL ME. DOES YOUR FAMILY BREED FOR TASTE?
Mic drop.
MEANWHILE INSIDE THE BEAST...
The Mecha Rankor charges through Bone City, trying to get revenge on the pitiful adventurers that landed through it. In the subsequent battle a vestibule is destroyed, causing a tower to shake, and a glass of green wine to spill on the Wizard of Bones' favourite vest.
Wizard of Bone: That will never come out. Replace it...
Jack Elam Garak: This material is Silver Snipe. Exceedingly rare these days, my lord.
Wizard of Bone: Hrm.
Shifting in his throne, the malicious liar that rules the City of Bone pulls up a microphone. Loudspeakers strewn across blood maggot county hear his proclamations.
Wizard of Bone (EVERYWHERE): Children of Bone. Our researchers have spent the last fortnight examining the forbidden Ivory tomes! New details uncovered in these holy books suggest that there is a new way back to the outside world! Apparently the Silver Snipe excretes a chemical that can be used to fashion an exit. Though rare, I feel strongly that one still exists within the walls of our inner world. Should YOU capture the Silver Snipe, bring it to my citadel post-haste to receive a kingly reward.
The evil sorcerer hangs up his microphone, then turns to the accusatory lazy eye of his tailor.
Wizard of Bone: What? I really liked that vesssst.
MEANWHILE, DOWN BERSERKER ALLEY, OUR HEROES TAKE TIME OUT OF HIDING FROM THE MECHA RANKOR TO PROCESS THE ANNOUNCEMENT...
The Hooded Scratch: Did you hear? (pointing at loudspeaker) Our ticket out of here...
Mole Man #27: Can we all get out with the Snipe, or is it just the first one to pick it up?
"Crippling Porn Addiction" Foster's Beer Man: I hope we can all use it, but just in case there is only one snipe... and only the first guy gets out... I'm finding it first!
Foster's Beer Man charges out, looking to claim the Silver Snipe before YOU CAN... only to run right into the open mouth of the Mecha Rankor. One less competitor.
Kudor (hardcorehammer24 ), AMG (Nausicaä Suzuki ), Buff Blueball (Mongo the Destroyer ), Venöm the Crippled Dinosaur Hunter (Venom 🕷 ), Star Trekker (Mongo the Destroyer ), Marmaduke Matters (terras ), Harsh Winter Pilgrim (mosler ), Wiley Sharp (Visit Neom ), Olympia (edwarddubin0604 ), Tracy (Venom 🕷 ) and Al Jabroni (Cross Recoba )
Are up for the XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship against EL REY at the End of Days Super show on the 29th. The match reads as El Rey vs Bones, but participants inside are the ones that are actually in contention. I've given the silver snipe flavour above as a jumping off point, though feel free to find out about the real El Rey match if you'd rather straight promo about the JHC itself (its not like Bones doesn't eat flyers, tvs & radios). The point is if I just tagged you, you have a shot. Just make sure to label it JHC so the admins actually read it.
Good luck Bone Brigade, I have faith that you'll avenge me!
RP Deadline: Thursday, October 26, 11:59PM Pacific Daylight (GMT -7)
JHW: 1 RP @ 1500 words
Any questions or concerns, PM me.