Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 2, 2017 4:33:43 GMT -5
*The camera opens up, as bells sound in the background, and a ring is shown, in black and white. A light flashes and a man is sitting in the corner of the ring, and then the man talks.*
???: Two yearstwo years Ive worked for this.
*A fast clip of Storm hitting a superkick is shown, and then they show his face in black and white, close up.*
Storm: It was worth it. 360 days a year I would work my ass off. I live for this
*The clip of Storm winning the End Of Days tournament is shown, and then him with his hands in the air.*
Storm:Ill kill for this
Lance Storm holding up his European title, and then his Junior Heavyweight title
Storm: Ill die for this
*Lance Storm in the ring with numerous superstars are shown, and then standing over his opponent Rage.*
Storm: The Perfect Storm is among us.
*The camera fades, but then fades back to show the face of XHF owner, Mongo The Destroyer.*
Mongo: Tonight is my nightthe night that I reign supreme.
*The camera then quickly shows the chokeslam Scorpion delivered on Wednesday.*
Mongo: No Scorpion can take me down, as I climb the ladder to fameand claim what is mine.
*Mongo holding the title in the air three different times, from three different reigns. Which then fades to Scorpion pinning Reeshi at Night Of Champions II.*
Scorpion: I am the champion, the leader of this company.
*Camera shows Scorpion defeating Rhein at Retribution.*
Scorpion: Ive defeated everybody that has stepped up to me, and I have done it as a champion.
*Scorpion then pinning Mongo at End Of Days is shown, then the chokeslam once again from Wednesday, and then Lance Storm giving Rage the Reality Check, as the face of Scorpion, Mongo and Lance Storm flickers the screen.*
Mongo, Lance Storm and Scorpion: This is my nightthis is my dreamthis is my
DECIMATION.
*The camera then shows the arena, as Free by Powerman 5000 hits the PA, and pyros explode introducing the Decimation set. The crowd is on their feet, as the pyros end, and then zooms in at the commentators table.*
Ray Usher: Hello and welcome to Decimation! We are here live at the Nassau Coliseum in New York!
Joey: So Mongo, who will be joining us at ringside tonight?
Mongo: Freddie BlassieOh no, wait, he cancelled on us, the asshole
Ray: Mongo!
Mongo: What? He cancelled on us, nobody does that to the XHF!
Ray: But Mo-
Mongo: No excuses
*Suddenly Snake Bit by the WWE hits and Jake the Snake Roberts walks out onto the entrance ramp. He is stumbling a little bit.*
Mongo: Theres our commentator!
*As Jake walks down the ramp, not unlike a man who is very smashed, suddenly through the PA, over Jakes music comes the sound of Scott Hall*
Hall (very drunk sounding)): DRINK TO ME DRINK TO MY HEALTH BECAUSE YOU KNOW I CANT DRINK ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Halls voice continues to sing his own theme as Jakes keeps playing. Jake rolls into the ring, gets up, gets his composure, then raises his arm to the crowd, they all cheer. He points to his snake bag that he has with him and the crowd oohs. Roberts then spills his snake Damian out into the ring. He picks up the snake and holds it over the ropes and up to the cameras, then to get even more of a reaction, Jake goes to the center of the ring, puts a leg on either side of the snake and.and.starts jacking off with Damian*
Joey: Only in the XHF!
Ray: Man, and I used to be a huge Roberts fan
Mongo: Oh, so this is probably like somebody telling you that there is no god, correct?
Ray: No, its like somebody showing me that Jake the Snake Roberts is just a washed up rummy who has no self respect
*As Jake continues, the tranquilizers in Damian start to wear off very quickly, and Damian bites Jake in the hand*
Jake: MOTHER FUCKER!
*Roberts throws the snake down and picks it up by its tail, he then goes to a corner and starts whipping the snake onto a turnbuckle repeatedly*
Mongo: God damnit, Im gonna have a hell of a time explaining this to animal rights activists
*Roberts does this a few times, then loses intrest, and passes out, and the crowd laughs at him, they laugh and they laugh. A few road agents then come down and drag him off*
Mongo: Well, I guess we wont be having any guest commentary tonight
*The arena lights dim and the sounds of Godsmacks "I Stand Alone" fill the arena. Smoke covers the stage as the fans get on their feet and begin to cheer the name of the Peoples Champion Scorpion. The curtain is thrown aside and Scorpion appears through the smoke to a huge obviation from the crowd. Scorpion walks down the ramp pausing half way down as white lights flash through the arena as the sound of thunder echoes over the music at the same time. Scorpion continues to the commentators table.*
Mongo: Or not, so Scorpion, what do we owe this visit?
Scorpion: Well Roberts couldnt handle the job, so the peoples champ is here to commentate
*The lights go out and a green searchlight comes across the sage and Xtreme-Tron as the voice of Linkin Park can be heard in the background and the beginning of Faint can be heard.*
"I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I cant help the fact that everybody can see these scars
I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe this is real
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here cause you want what I've got"
*As the chorus begins Teo steps out onto the stage to the support of the cheering fans. He runs towards the ring and jumps onto the apron before stepping into the ring and raising his arms to the fans.*
Scorpion: Man, midgets are so cool
*Journey's Any Way You Want It Blasts as mini Bong-Hoe, walks out with a big smile and waves to the booing fans, he then proceeds down the ramp and to the ring*
Joey: Hehe, its funny because hes small
*"Santa's Workshop" from the game "No One Lives Forever" soundtrack plays as Mini Man-Go walks out with two very hot ladies, he smiles and smacks one of the women's asses, then proceeds to the ring*
Mongo: Man, Man-Go is the man, did you see those chicks he got us?
Joey: Yeah, its only too bad I wasnt there
Midget Championship Over The Top Battle Royal
Man-Go vs. Bong-Hoe vs. Teo
*The three mini men begin to circle each other around the ring until Teo takes the lead and runs at Man-Go and kicks the back of his knee out causing him to fall to one knee then Teo turns around he is taken down with a hard clothesline from Bong-Hoe. Teo is on the ground as Man-Go gets to his feet. Bong-Hoe goes to grab Man-Go but Man-Go counters with a swift kick to the groin. Bong-Hoe doubles over holding his groin and Man-Go delivers a quick DDT. Teo is now up to his feet and Man-Go does not see him. Man-Go turns around and Teo grabs him and goes to through him over the top rope, but can only throw him over the bottom rope. Man-Go is not eliminated as Teo then steps out onto the ring apron. Man-Go gets to his feet on outside and Teo hops onto him and takes him down with a hurricanrana. Teo is quick to get back to his feet then he climbs back up onto the ring apron. Teo runs over to the corner and climbs up as Bong-Hoe is slowly getting to his feet. Teo dives off at Bong-Hoe with a flying cross body, but Bong-Hoe dives to the mat and Teo meets the canvas. Bong-Hoe quickly scrambles to the corner and pulls himself up on the turnbuckles. Teo is up to his feet but holding his midsection in pain. Teo scrambles around and right into Bong-Hoe. Bong-Hoe kicks Teo in the gut and sets him up and drives him down with the Mini Xtreme Edge. Teo is completely out and Bong-Hoe points to the ropes like he is going to through Teo over. Bong-Hoe then reaches down an lifts up the limp body of Teo and tosses him towards the ropes, but again he does not go over the top. Teo is again not eliminated and Bong-Hoe looks over at refs on the outside and begins to shrug his shoulder. The ref then walks over to the time keepers table and grabs a mic.*
Ref: By order of the fact that none of these men can through the other over the TOP ROPE this match is now an over the second rope battle royal.
Mongo: I think thats appropriate
Ray: Man they are small
Scorpion: Give me back my belt
Mongo: No, its mine
*Bong-Hoe begins to nod in agreement with the refs decision as Man-Go slides into the ring. Man-Go stands behind his brother Bong-Hoe and as Bong-Hoe turns around Man-Go grabs him by the neck and drives him down with a mini choke slam. Man-Go then lifts up his brother and goes to through him over the second rope, but Bong-Hoe fights off by holding onto the second rope. Bong-Hoe is flipped over the rope but lands on the ring apron and rolls back in. Man-Go stomps on Bong-Hoe and lifts him up to his feet. Man-Go grabs Bong-Hoe by the wrist and goes to whip him across the ring, but Bong-Hoe reverses it and sends Man-Go into the ropes. Man-Go comes back after bouncing off the ropes and Bong-Hoe hits the ground and Man-Go leaps over him right into a missile drop kick from Teo who was perched on the top rope. Bong-Hoe gets to his feet and Teo grabs him from behind and drives him to the mat with a German suplex. Man-Go now back up as well and Teo sends him back down with a standing drop kick. Teo then sets the brothers up laying right next to each other and Teo climbs the top rope. Teo then flies off onto both men with Mini Mayhem. Teo is hurt by the impact as well and all three midgets are down. None of the tiny men are moving when the words "SIMPLY SENSATIONAL" flash across the Xtreme Tron. Immediately the masses rise to their feet in a booing of one third of the faction known simply as the Triad. Prodigy strides to the ring cockily as Theory Of A Deadman's 'Invisible Man' continues to blare. He pauses on the staging area to take a sip from his water bottle before casting it aside and striding to the ring. He knees up on the apron before making it to a full standing base and turning toward the crowd with a smirk. They show him no mercy and explode with hatred. Enticed, Prodigy steps through the middle rope.*
Scorpion: What the fuck is he doing in there!? Oh, and give it back
Mongo: No means no bug-boy
*Prodigy looks around at the three mini men and begins to laugh sadistically. Prodigy then walks over to Teo and lifts him to his feet. Prodigy slaps the little man once and Two falls in a heap to the ground. Prodigy then lifts Teo up and above his head in a full gorilla press above his head. Prodigy walks around the ring with Teo high above his head and tosses him clear over the top rope.*
Eliminated: Teo
Joey: And it looks as if Prodigy doesnt like Teo
*Prodigys smile grows as Mini Man-Go is now slowly getting to his feet and Prodigy boots him in the head. Prodigy then quickly lifts the miniature pimp up and lifts him for a vertical suplex, but turns it into Rage Against the Xtreme. The move knocks Man-Go right out and the mini Pimp lays lifeless on the mat. Prodigy then lifts Man-Go to his feet and tosses him right over the top. *
Eliminated: Mini Man-Go
Winner and STILL RWF Midget Champion: Mini Bong-Hoe
Mongo: God damnit!
Scorpion: Serves you right
*Now Bong-Hoe is to his feet and he is clapping at the Prodigy as the ref tosses him his RWF Midget Championship. Mini Bong-Hoe places the title on his shoulder and extends his hand to shake with the Prodigy. Prodigy reaches his hand out and they shake, but Prodigy does no let go and pulls the midget to him and lifts him up onto his shoulder then dives down with a body slam. Prodigy then lifts Bong-Hoe up then throws him out as well. Prodigy then calls for a mic. ::Prodigy bounds about the ring. Slowly he pauses turns toward the camera with a vicious gleam and tosses off his "Culmination of Innovation" logo
t-shirt. Slowly he grabs a mic, never turning his glare from the lens. He lifts the mic to his lips ashe begins to speak.*
Prodigy: Look at the bullshit this federation is trying to pass off as entertainment. Their short on talent, short on charisma, and short on stature..just like the rest of this damn federation.. Well ya know what boys? It's time to put the kids to bed because the Prodigy's back and in full form. You think this is a game? Not booking me on one of the biggest shows of the year?
*He pauses and paces around the ring*
Prodigy : History lesson please. Last year at this time what did I do? Thats right I took out one of the biggest names in the federation, "Primetime" Chris Sanders. I sent him and his ego crashing off this ladder straight through a pile of tables. My vicious and overly sadistic buddy literally ripped Goldberg open and we climbed that ladder to claim our championships. This was my night..ONE YEAR AGO..MY NIGHT! It was a night of triumph for the RWF, as nearly every night was during that era. Prodigy and Rancor...Rat Bastard, who could stop that trio? Not one XHF superstar could ever put to rest such an amazing force. In fact, it took an implosion if youwill amongst the ranks to finally disassemble OUR empire.
*He stops pacing.*
Prodigy : But that's all in the past. Night was the beginning of a new era in Xtreme Entertainment. Ladies and gentleman your looking at a NEW Prodigy, a better, wise Prodigy. But mind you I am the same GODSENT I was before my leave of absence.. Boys and girls, this is the OFFICIAL reinstatement of the man known the world of as the SENSATION of INNOVATION..the man known througout the coutines as the Annville Approbation. Thats right your favorite and mine, the ratings thrilla'..the man, the myth the ABSOLUTE...The Prodigy.
*He starts to step through the ropes as he continues speaking*
Prodigy : And this is only the beginning...it's happening again, good God Almighty.., its happening AGAIN!
*He steps through the ropes as Sentenced "I Kill Myself" blares throughout the arena leading Prodigy back through the curtains.*
Mongo: He ruined a perfectly good midget match
*Imaginary hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the Xtreme-Tron appear in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and Sleeping Awake hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title.*
Ray: Apollyon looks to be in prime form tonight.
Joey: I dont think Wraith will lose to this punk. He doesnt have what it takes.
*Wraith comes out from the crowd, carrying his kendo stick in his left hand. He beats himself in the head with it on his way down from the crowd, as smoke rises around the whole arena, blinding everybody. He then goes down to the end of the rail, and jumps over it, as the smoke clears out. He enters the ring.*
Ray: This should be a good match to open up the normal sized version of Decimation.
Apollyon vs. Wraith
*The bell rings and the two begin by staring each other down. Neither one wants to make the first mistake. They grapple in the center of the ring with Apollyon gaining the upper hand and shoving Wraith to the ground. Wraith stands up quickly and stares down Apollyon. They grapple again but this time Wraith kicks Apollyon in the gut. He hits a DDT. Apollyon rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Wraith comes charging in using his speed advantage to clothesline Apollyon over the top rope.*
Joey: I told you, Wraiths off to an early lead.
Ray: Its been one minute and youre already assuming he won . . .
*Apollyon stands to see Wraith taunting him in the ring. Apollyon grabs Wraiths foot and yanks causing Wraith to fall to his back. He climbs to the apron as Wraith stands. Wraith tries to grab Apollyon but is greeted with a shoulder to the ribs. Apollyon then hits a guillotine drop. He slides into the ring. He pulls Wraith up by his right arm and pulls him to the ropes. He climbs the ropes and hits the Old School. He goes to pick Wraith up again but Wraith hits a spinning sweep bringing down Apollyon. Both men stand up and grapple again. They jockey back and forth until Wraith hits an Irish Whip to the corner. He puts Apollyon on the top rope and climbs up after him. He hits the second rope and Apollyon punches him in the gut and pushes him off. He hits a double foot stomp off the top rope.*
Ray: Apollyon has control in the match now.
*Wraith rolls out of the ring. Apollyon walks to the ropes but Wraith reaches up and punches him in the gut. Wraith climbs to the apron and tries to suplex Apollyon out but Apollyon holds on and suplexes him into the ring. Apollyon starts stomping the chest of Wraith. He picks Wraith up only to be hit with a jawbreaker. Apollyon stumbles to the ropes. He charges at Wraith only to be greeted with a back body drop. Wraith hits a toe kick to the gut.*
Joey: The Painkiller!
*Apollyon resists and holds onto Wraith. He tosses him across the ring. Wraith stands only to be hit with a massive clothesline. He tries again and is hit again. Apollyon does this 4 times. He then picks up Wraith. He hits a Bloody Vengeance. Wraith sits up. Apollyon looks for a haymaker but instead has it blocked and receives a punch to the face. They trade punches back and forth until Wraith grapples and hits grapple knee strikes. Apollyon falls holding his gut. Wraith hits a leg drop. He climbs to the top. He leaps for an elbow drop but Apollyon rolls out of the way. The ref starts the count. Dominique starts pounding the apron cheering for Apollyon. The count gets to 8 before the men are up again. Apollyon charges but is hit with a drop toe hold.*
Ray: Wraith is taking the opportunity to beat up Apollyon.
Joey: Told you so.
*Wraith starts punching him on the mat. He picks him up and gives him the middle finger. He sets up for the Dangerous DDT but Dominique leaps onto the apron. The ref isnt there to count after the move. Apollyon goes to see what is wrong. He pushes the ref away and slaps Dominique who falls off the apron and to the floor. She stares at him as Wraith puts on a sadistic smile and the crowd cheers. He takes two steps back to hit a suicide dive but instead receives an Apollyon Slam. Apollyon crawls over to pin Wraith. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out at 2.*
Ray: Both men are out again.
*Apollyon is up first and Wraith is right behind. They start trading punches but Wraith hits a Russian leg sweep. He locks in a half crab. The ref checks for a tap out. Wraith locks it in tighter. Apollyon is in real pain and is screaming but wont give in. He is about to tap when Dominique stands and comes to the apron. Wraith breaks the hold and walks to her. She spits at him and laughs. He pulls her into the ring and hits the toe kick followed by the Painkiller. He laughs but doesnt see Apollyon behind him setting up. He turns right into a Darkside Bomb. Apollyon pins with an inside cradle. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3*
Winner: Apollyon
Mongo: And a great match to really get us started off!
Scorpion: Give me back my belt
Mongo: No
*Camera shows Torturous Tom and Slain, who are shown driving a car through a city background.*
Where to now?
According to the map it says tofollow that sign saying "Nassau Coliseum This Way"
We'd better not be late.
*Slain looks at what appears to be a portable tv in his lap. Tom glances over and sees what's on the screen.*
Awww I knew it. Late for our own fucking return. Typical. I don't get how come we're allowed to work in this country three hundred and sixty five days a year for a wrestling promotion broadcast worldwide, yet we can't rent a damn car.
I told you we should've taken my bike.
No we couldn't have taken your bike. Your bike has room for one person, you. That's why its your bike and not our bike. Besides, riding a bike through Long Island New York? We'd get {No Means No}!
You're trained in lucha libre aren't ya? You could sit on my shoulders! And rana me off when we got there!
Well if that's such a good idea then why didn't Grace Personified do that?
Tom.I really don't think we should be using a couple of Christians as role models for anything in life. In fact a couple of Christians getting a rental car is probably the best reason you can get for not doing so yourself.
You've got a point but it's too late now, just keep giving me directions.
*The ring crew comes out and begins setting up the ring for the Clockwork Orange House of Fun. On the screen it shows Kanyon walking down the halls, heading towards the entrance getting ready to come out for the match. As the camera is about to turn away, it catches Raven running up from behind Kanyon. Raven catches Raven with a club the back of the head, sending him forward before grabbing Kanyon by the back of the head and tosses him head first up against the wall! Kanyon bounces back off the wall and Raven tosses him up again. Kanyon stumbles back and falls onto the cement below while Raven turns around to see an XHF worker up on a ladder fixing a lightbulb. Raven grabs the worker and tosses him off the ladder and begins to climb it himself. Kanyon is able to jump right back up to his feet and climbs the other side of the ladder. They meet on the top of the ladder and begin to trade right hands before Raven bounces the head of Kanyon off the wall, knocking Kanyon off the ladder. He falls off the ladder and goes through one of the equipment trunks! Raven looks down at Kanyon, laying in the trunk and jumps off the ladder, connecting with an elbow drop to Kanyon!*
Ray: It looks like this match is underway right away!
Raven's Clockwork Orange House of Fun for the XHF Phoenix Championship
Raven vs. Kanyon
*Raven pulls himself out of the mess, grabbing Kanyon by the hair and pulling him out as well. Raven begins dragging Kanyon down the halls before tossing him back first into a storage cart. Several poles and boxes topple off as Kanyon continues to stumble about. Raven boots Kanyon in the gut, leaving him hunched over and tries to whip him across into the far wall but while hunched over Kanyon has grabbed one of the poles and drives into the gut of Raven. Now its Raven hunched over and Kanyon fires back, striking Raven across the back with the pole. Kanyon repays the favour, tossing Raven head first into the wall this time, as Raven falls into a sitting position against the wall. Kanyon proceeds by driving a few boots to the chest of Raven and then gets in behind that large storage cart. With the cart on wheels, Kanyon shoves it forward, crashing it into Raven along the wall!*
Joey: Now correct me if Im wrong, but I do think the rules that Raven specified is that to win, the victor must handcuff his opponent to the cage and beat him with a steel chair
Ray: Thats how I heard it
*Kanyon moves the cart and grabs Raven by the hair pulling him to his feet as its Kanyon now, dragging Raven down the halls. Raven finds the strength in him to loosen the grip, get his shoulder around the stomach of Kanyon and force him back, the two go crashing right through a door. Raven is able to position himself on top of Kanyon and fire away with some right hands to the head of Kanyon. Kanyon, gets his arms up and is able to fend off the Phoenix Champion. Raven goes into the room, in which we believe is a locker room because he comes back with a belt. Raven goes to whip Kanyon with the belt but Kanyon surprises Raven with a chair shot to the gut. Kanyon grabs Raven by the back of the head and tosses him across the hall where Raven goes right through a glass window!*
Mongo: Holy crap!
*Raven lays in the shattered glass, his head busted open already. A referee is now on the scene to show that the match has in fact started. Though they let it start when Raven first jumped Kanyon there is now a referee to try and gain some control. Kanyon steps through the now open window and meets Raven on the other side. Raven jumps up with a thumb to the eye of Kanyon, trying to buy himself some time as he begins to crawl around in the shattered pieces of glass. Raven opens the door at the far end of the room and Kanyon isnt too far behind, as the door leads out to the parking lot. Kanyon grabs Raven by the hair but Raven fights back with some right hands. Kanyon stumbles back a bit as Raven now, repaying the favour from Kanyon, grabs him by the head and tosses him head first into a car window!*
Joey: There is no love lost between these two
*The glass shatters, busting Kanyon open as the two are now bleeding from the head, Raven reaches through the car door and unlocks it. Raven opens the door and stuffs Kanyon inside. Kanyon tries to crawl out and has his head sticking out of the door when Raven slams the door shut, right into the head of Kanyon! Raven now staggers back into the building and comes back with a sledgehammer. Kanyon, inside the back of that car and Raven, with the sledgehammer begins smashing the back window as well as the back doors of that car!*
Ray: Not the sledgehammer!
*Raven now, staggering about in the parking lot, flips his hair back, wiping the blood from his forehead. He steps into a forklift and begins to drive it towards the car. He gets under it and begins to left it into the air. Raven has the car, with Kanyon inside up as far as it can go and he turns it off. Raven now, steps out and jumps onto the dumpster, from there onto the big 18 wheel XHF truck and from there is able to jump onto the fork lift. Raven opens the door and a powder of some sort if thrown into the eyes of Raven! Kanyon steps out and the camera gets a closer look, showing that it wasnt a powder, it was the cigarette ashes from the front of the car!*
Joey: Doesnt Raven know that smoking is bad for you?
Scorpion: Doesnt Mr. Hawke know that his style of commentating went out of style when Ventura stopped commentating for the WWF?
Joey: Why I never!
Ray: Well maybe you should sometime, I hear its fun
Mongo: Nice Groucho Ray
Ray: Thank you
Mongo: Wha?
Ray: Than-
Mongo: Za-huh!
Ray: Th-
Mongo: Fwhogogads?
Ray: You know what Mongo, fuck you
Mongo: Thats my boy
*Raven cant see and takes a desperate swing at Kanyon but completely misses. The force behind it, has Raven almost falling off the forklift but Kanyon grabs him and pulls him back. Kanyon, with his back turned to the edge of the forklift, has his arms wrapped around the back of Raven. It appears as though Kanyon is getting set to send Raven off the forklift when Raven connects with a low blow to Kanyon!*
Mongo, Ray, & Joey: OUCH!
Scorpion: Wow, and in the same key too
*Raven wraps his arms around Raven and is set for a Russian Leg Sweep off the forklift! Raven leans forward and then jolts back, both men come off the forklift as Raven connects with the Russian Leg Sweep onto the top of a second car in the parking lot!!! The two have gone right through the roof of the car and are both laying, motionless on the inside!!*
Joey: Holy shit!
Mongo: You can say that again!
Joey: Id rather not
*After a minute or two of nothing from the car, one of the doors opens and Raven is crawling out of the car, Kanyon begins to crawl out of the front door of the car on the same side. Both are able to get out of the car, as they now try to get to their feet. Raven is first up and kicks Kanyon in the gut as Kanyon begins rolling back towards the door. Raven staggers back over to Kanyon and comes through with another kick to Kanyon and the two are now back inside the building. Raven picks up Kanyon and begins to drag him back through the halls again but Kanyon gets his hands free and tosses Raven into the wall. Raven comes back and Kanyon connects with an atomic drop! Raven jumping around, holding his crotch area and Kanyon sends him down hard to the concrete with a clothesline. Kanyon goes down as well, as he begins to crawl back towards the entrance.*
Ray, Joey, & Mongo: OOF!
Scorpion: And a clothesline too
*Kanyon crawls through the curtains and appears on the stage, a standing ovation is given after the actions that went down in the parking lot. One is given to Raven as well as Raven crawls out after Kanyon. Camera pans over to the ring to see one steel cage wall on one side of the ring two tables set up on the outside. There is an extended pole at all four corners with chains stringing them together. Wrapped in them are steel chairs, kendo sticks, stop signs and other various weaponry. Around the ropes are more chains, two tables attached to them as well, including smaller street signs, a baseball bat and a two by four.*
Mongo: I have a feeling this is going to get Xtreme!
*Panning back to the top of the ramp Kanyon and Raven are now both to their feet. A right hand by Raven sends Kanyon staggering but he is able to fire back with one of his own. Another one from Kanyon has Raven reeling as Raven is trying to keep his balance at the edge of the stage. Raven fires a right hand at Kanyon trying to get away from the edge of the stage but a push from Kanyon sends Raven off the ramp, back first through two tables down below!!*
Ray: Holy crap!
Joey: Dont steal my bit
*The crowd is again abuzz as Kanyon lay at the edge of the stage, Raven, arms and legs stretched out, motionless in a mess of tables below the stage. Kanyon pulls himself to his feet and stands at the edge of the stage, staring down at Raven. Kanyon signals something to the crowd and jumps off the stage, landing on top of Raven with some sort of leg drop/elbow drop! Kanyon immediately rolls off of Raven, holding the back of his head as though he hit it off something on the way down.*
Mongo: I hope these two survive this match
Scorpion: Im sure you do, seeing as ratings would plummet if they didnt
Mongo: Yeah, so?
*After a short while of no movement Raven is able to roll onto his stomach revealing a huge gash in his arm. Kanyons now also busted open the back of his head to go along with the front. Raven uses the edge of the ramp to pull himself up, turns and sees Kanyon crawling back towards the ring, following Raven. Raven steps in front of one of the tables and leans it against the barricade. He then turns around only to have Kanyon lunge at him with a "Do Not Pass" sign off the barricade. He connects with the side of the head of Raven, as Raven is tosses back he goes head first into the steel ring post as well! Raven hits the mat and is again motionless as Kanyon collapses beside him.*
Ray: And both men are already spent!
Joey: This is already Xtreme!
*Both men use the apron to pull themselves up and they roll into the ring, finally both men have made it to the ring. They now use the ropes to pull themselves up, Raven grabbing Kanyon by the back of the head and tossing him up against the steel cage! Raven staggers back and collapses to the mat as Raven steps onto the middle rope, reaches up and grabs a kendo stick. As Kanyon begins to get up, Raven strikes across the back of Kanyon. Kanyon goes down but bounces back up. Raven waits for Kanyon to get up right on his knees and then cracks the kendo stick over the skull of Kanyon.*
Ray: What a sickening crack of kendo on Kanyon!
*Raven now staggering about, the blood still dripping from both his forehead and his arm. He moves across to the same chain and grabs a steel chair. He sits the chair upright in the middle of the ring and proceeds to pick up Kanyon. Raven whips Kanyon into far ropes, but Kanyon stops dead in his tracks. Comes back and slides up the leg of Raven. As Raven turns around, Kanyon kicks him in the gut and delivers a swinging neck breaker onto the chair!*
Joey: OH MY GOD!
*Kanyon now, is first to his feet as he climbs to the top rope and undoes the chain from one of the poles. The end of that chair drops down as does Kanyon. He grabs hold of the chain and wraps part of it around his fist. Raven trying to get up, is struck with a right hand from Kanyon, with that chain still wrapped around his fist. Keeping the chain on, Kanyon pounces on Raven and begins to attack the open wound on the forehead of Raven!*
Mongo: See that Scorpion?
Scorpion: Yeah
Mongo: Yeah, I think you know what Im saying
Scorpion: You didnt say anything
Mongo: Didnt I?
Scorpion: Give me back my belt
Mongo: Say what?
Scorpion: Giv-
Mongo: What pussy?
Scorpion: Give me-
Mongo: Wha-hu-ha?
Joey: Stop it, both of you
*After about 5 good punches to the head, Kanyon steps off and throws off the chain as well, reaching towards one chains on the lower ropes and grabbing a table. Kanyon begins to set up the table inside the ring. He picks up Raven and lays him on top of the table but Raven slides off the other side. Kanyon reaching across for Raven but Raven throws the table up into the face of Kanyon. Kanyon discards of it from his way and looks up to see Raven strike him over the head with the steel chair! The sickening thud is heard throughout the arena as Kanyon lays on the mat, motionless.*
Joey: Wow that was loud
*Raven falls to his knees and sets down the chair. He does get up and when he does he sets up the table, placing Kanyon on top. Raven steps onto the table and picks up Kanyon, signaling for the Evenflow! He sets up Kanyon but Kanyon is somehow still fighting back, right hands into the gut of Raven. Raven eventually releases Kanyon and Kanyon hits the Flatliner, through the table!! Kanyon rolls over and drapes his arm over Raven but the referee doesnt count, hes trying to tell Kanyon thats not how you win the match.*
Joey: Oh dear, Kanyon either doesnt know how the match ends, or hes too hurt to remeber
*Kanyon just continues to lay there, arm draped over Raven before using his hands for support in pulling himself to his feet. Kanyon moves over to the referee and demands an explanation. It appears as though the referee is telling Kanyon how to win the match, the fans are still unsure but Kanyon seems satisfied. He turns away from the referee as Raven is diving through the air, clotheslining Kanyon over the top and to the outside, Raven goes over as well! Both men climb to their feet at about the same time, Raven surprising Kanyon with a kick to the gut and follows it up with the Even Flow through the table that was leaning against the barricade!!!*
Joey: Even Flow!
*Both men are down once again, Kanyon seems motionless, and after a short moment, its Raven using the barricade to pull himself to his feet. Raven gets up and picks up Kanyon dragging him over towards the steel cage wall. In front of the wall on the outside is a table as Raven lays Kanyon on top of the table. Raven then slowly but surely begins to climb the cage wall. After he gets about 4 feet off the grounds, Kanyon rolls off the table and slowly but surely begins to follow him up. Raven doesnt see him and continues to climb. Raven now on the top, sees Kanyon coming and tries to knock him off but cant, so Raven decides to go down the other side into the ring. Kanyon however, reaches over and grabs hold of Raven. Kanyon, drives the head of Raven into the cage trying to knock him off but it doesnt work. Raven still hanging on, clung to the side of the cage wall!*
Scorpion: Raven just wont let go!
*Kanyon tries to pull himself up a bit further to get a better grip on Raven and Raven does the same. Raven, with his free hand delivers a punch to the face of Kanyon, and another, loosening the grip of Kanyon. Raven, with his last desperation maneuver bangs the head of Kanyon against the steel as Kanyon falls from the top of the cage through that table on the outside!!!*
Mongo: Wow, our table bill is going to be high
Ray: Table bill?
Mongo: Yeah, they are all rentals from the arena
*Raven is still reeling on the top of the cage, clinging on with one hand. He eventually does get the other hand free and into a position where he is able to jump down back into the ring. Raven collapses to his knees as he attempts to gain some time. When he gets up, he sees Kanyon has done the same on the outside. Both men look at one another, Kanyon looks up and the begin to climb up the cage once again. Raven is first up and takes one of his hands off the top, reaching into his pocket and pulling out handcuffs! Kanyon gets one hand onto the top of the cage and begins to pull himself up. Raven tries to latch the hand of Kanyon to the cuffs, but Kanyon, gets his other hand on the top and is able to move his other, still with another support from the second hand. Raven misses and ends up getting to steel. The other end is still open as Kanyon, hanging on with one hand, Raven doing the same.*
Joey: This could be a sticky situation!
*Kanyon, gets his foot back onto the steel to give him some balance and pulls himself all the way up. Raven tries to throw a right hand at Kanyon but Kanyon catches the hand of Raven and with the other end of the handcuffs, cuffs Raven to the steel cage! Kanyon jumps down and rolls into the ring, slow to his feet he grabs a steel chair and begins climbing up beside Raven. Raven tries to kick him down, but with one hand on the cage, Kanyon lifts the chair and cracks it over the back of the head of Raven, knocking him dazed. With that, the kicking stops, Kanyon stands on the rope and pounds the chair into the back of the head of Raven! Ravens head hits the cage as well, the referee rings the bell and Kanyon wins the match*
Winner and new Phoenix Champion :: Kanyon
Mongo: And Kanyon pulls out a victory!
Joey: Wow, that was Xtreme with an X
Mongo: Yeah, hardcore
*Kanyon reaches into the pocket of Raven and pulls out the keys, releasing Raven, sending him crashing to the mat. Kanyon, low on energy, battered and bruised as well, loses grip of the steel and crashes down below as well. The referee drapes the title over the chest of Kanyon and raises his arm with Kanyon still laying on the mat*
Ray: No love lost there, Ill tell you that
*The camera opens in the hallway, where Annette is seen doing her nails with her legs crossed. She continues to do her nails, until someone walks up to her and she looks up, and a smile grows on her face.*
Annette: Oh my god!
Annette stands up, to show her sister, Tracy Brooks. The two embrace in a hug, as Annette then lets go.
Annette: So how are ya? I mean, I know about the whole weeding thing and stuffbut how are you feeling?
Tracy: WellIm okay. Like you said, the weeding thing waswas horrible. I mean, it was suppose to be the day that we talked about since we were teenagers, and it was ruined.
Annette: I know butI guess theres no way Charlie and Venom could ever like each other.
Tracy: Well this is why I came to talk to you. I mean, I think we can make them like each other.
Annette: How, I mean they totally hate each other.
Tracy: I know well
*Tracy then stops as she looks in pure shock, as the camera moves back revealing Charlie Velez in his non-wrestling attire and Junior Heavyweight title on his shoulder, and Christopher Daniels in his robe grinning at Tracy.*
Charlie: Hey Tracyhavent seen you in a while. Hows everything?
Tracy:Fine.
Charlie: I just want to tell you that you look beautiful, and that Im so happy to be in your family.
*Tracy goes to respond, but suddenly the Kinetic Power Trip steps in, with Venom wearing his trench vest, and the hood on his head with his tag team title around his waist. Decoy is wearing his Tag Team title, with his Tag Team title on his shoulder. The four stare at each other, as Venom breaks the silence.*
Venom: Is there something wrong here?
*Charlie goes to walk up face to face to Venom, but is stopped by Teo. Charlie looks down at Teo, and then back at Venom.*
Charlie: Nothing, I just came here to speak to my sister in lawcome on Annette, Brother Daniels and I have a match to get ready for.
*Annette grabs Charlies hand and slowly waves to her sister, as Grace Personified walk off. The Kinetic Power Trip stare down at the three, as the camera then the camera goes to the announce table.*
Mongo: Man, Annette and Miss Brooks are HOT
Joey: Gotta agree with you there
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them riled up. Harry then heads to the ring and Harry then goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants. He pulls out a microphone*
Harry: well it's been a hell of ride here in XHF. I have had my ups and my downs with all the great guys in the back. You know going out on top is what everyone in this arena expects. I highly doubt I will let them down, this is my style of a match and you know me being the Hardcore Legend I am, it's good to put one hell of a fucking show on for you all. So everyone here tonight, those watching at home, and the guys in the back who have the respect for me. I say this "Keep kicking ass like only XHF can, maybe just maybe, one day you will see Hardcore Harry once again. Thank you all......
Ray: A class act all the way
*Harry sets the mic down and gets ready for the entrance of Death Trap. As he enters you can here the fans way behind Harry as they are louder than Death Trap's music. The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtreme-Tron flashes Master of Puppets! Master of Puppets by Metallica blares through the speakers. It then shows a graveyard with tons of crosses and an army hat and strings on one. Dog tags and a marionette control are on another. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his blue trench coat and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has no shirt on and has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, coat, shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Mongo: I dont know, its ugly and tough Vs tough, man the ECF was badass
No Holds Barred
Hardcore Harry vs. Death Trap
*The two stand across the ring from one another, the fans in the background can all be seen getting up out of their seats, some cheering on Hardcore Harry, others cheering on Death Trap. The cheers only get louder as both men walk towards the middle of the ring. Once in the middle of the ring, they are standing nose to nose...well are trying too but Harry has such a height advantage its not really nose to nose. Death Trap starts it off with a right hand, and another before Harry fires back with one of his own and just like that, the two are quickly exchanging rights. After both men trade about ten-15 punches each, Death Trap takes the advantage with knee to the gut of Harry and with him hunched over connects with a spinning jump kick to the jaw of Harry that has him staggering back into the corner.*
Mongo: Wow, impressive
*Harry standing in the corner and Death Trap goes firing away on him with several martial arts kicks to the gut, ribs, and a few to the head of Harry. With Harry looking dazed in the corner, Death Trap follows it up with another spinning jump kick that knocks Harry into a sitting position up against the bottom turnbuckle. Death Trap, however, isnt done yet as he picks Harry up and whips him across to the other corner. Harry staggers out of the corner and Death Trap charges the ropes, coming back with a clothesline that sends Harry over the top, and to the outside, just missing the steel steps on the way down.*
Ray: And Harry goes over the top!
*Death Trap follows Harry to the outside. Harry, using the steps to help him up as he leans over the top one for support. Death Trap grabs Harry by the back of the head and pounds him head first into the top of the steps. Harry bounces straight up and Death Trap, with his shoulders into the stomach of Harry drives him up against the ring apron. Keeping a hold of Harry he turns and does it again to the barricade. Fans in the front row are jumping up and slapping Harry in the back just trying to touch him when Death Trap pulls him away and tosses him shoulder first into the steel steps, the steps exploding out after the impact. Death Trap, leaves Harry leaning against the bottom step that doesnt seem to have moved while he moves over to the time keepers table and grabs a steel chair. He walks over to Harry, who is to his knees and is trying to pull himself up, moving to a bent over position. Death Trap, leaning the chair sets the chair up just under the head of Harry and punches straight up, uppercutting the chair into the head of Harry! Harry jolts right up and leans over the barricade, but when he does stand straight up, you can see the blood spilling from his nose.*
Mongo: Now I think thats just disgusting
Ray: Dont like blood Mongo?
Mongo: No, a face shot of Harry
*Death Trap moves forward looking to grab Harry but Harry has grabbed a beer bottle from a fan in the front row and breaks it over the head of Death Trap! Death Trap staggers back over to the ring apron, his forehead busted open after the glass struck him. Harry, trying to buy himself some more time, simply grabs Death Trap by the back of the head and tosses him into the steel ring post. Death Trap exploding off the post, hitting the mat hard.*
Mongo: Ouch, that cant feel real great
*Harry leans over the barricade a short while longer, catching his breath a bit more as he moves back over to Death Trap, crawling in front of the ramp area. Death Trap gets to the side of the ramp, between the ramp and the barricade when Harry grabs him by the tights/pants. Death Trap turns and uses a fire extinguisher, blowing into the face of Harry! Through the smoke, Harry is sent back, hitting the mat hard and as the smoke clears, Death Trap stands over him, fire extinguisher in hand, showing that he has struck Harry over the head with the extinguisher.*
Joey: Death Trap is not holding back at all tonight
*Death Trap drops the fire extinguisher and moves to the ring where he lifts the apron and looks under. He pulls out a cookie tray which has three small brown bags sitting on top. Death Trap picks up the bags individually and sets them down beside him. Getting up with the tray. He turns around to go meet Harry but Harry surprises him with a huge boot to the tray, sending it up into the face of Death Trap. The tray hits the mat and the camera moves over it, revealing the dent in the chair, in the shape of a foot, Harrys foot has dented the actual tray!*
Mongo: Wow, I mean, wow
Scorpion: Stop looking at my belt, and get that masking tape with your name on it off of it!
Mongo: Why dont you come over here and make me?
*Harry picks Death Trap up off the ground and sets him up for a suplex. He holds him up there and comes down with brainbuster on the steel ramp! Death Trap looks completely out after his head just smashed against the steel, and Harry slow to get up into a sitting position. Harry, however gets up and moves back towards the ring where he himself lifts the apron this time and pulls out a table. Harry gets one of the legs set up and goes to turn the table up right but the leg breaks and Harry cant get it set-up. Harry decides to just lean it up against the barricade over in the corner and go grab another one.*
Mongo: More tables, more fun
*Harry is in the midst of setting up the others one when from behind comes Death Trap, wrapping his arms around Harry and taking him down with a huge German suplex. Both men are down at the moment but its Death Trap thats first to his feet. Death Trap moves over to Harry and grabs him by the head. Death Trap tries to pick him up but Harry slides right off him, right away, and immediately surprises Death Trap with a tazmission plex! Death Trap again landing on the bottom of the ramp, hitting the steel!*
Joey: Man, after this and Raven v Kanyon, I dont know if Ill be able to take the rest of the show
Mongo: They are being DECIMATED!
*Harry now moves back to the table and sets it up, standing up right. He goes back over to Death Trap and picks him up. A hard right hand, sends Death Trap staggering back over towards the ring area. Death Trap moves in beside the table and Hardcore Harry comes up beside him. As Death Trap turns around, Harry picks him up, looking for a spine buster through the table but Death Trap grabs hold of the top rope and Harry cant pull him down to slam him. Death Trap is able to weasel his way out of the grip of Harry and gets a few martial arts kicks to the head of Harry, knocking him back. Death Trap tries coming off the apron with a clothesline but Harry moves out of the way. As Death Trap gets up, Harry tries to Germen Suplex Death Trap back towards the table but Death Trap lands on his feet and as Harry turns around,
Death Trap spears him right through the table that was leaning against the barricade!!!*
Scorpion: This is Xtreme!
*Both men lay in the mess of tables, neither man showing and real definite movement as the referee tries to move some of the pieces of table out of the way so he can check on the two. Death Trap rolls out of the mess and to the side of the ring, Harry still, just sitting there in the mess, up against the barricade. Death Trap is able to get to his knees when he pulls out another table. Death Trap pulls it out and begins the struggle to his feet. He uses the ring apron to help him up to his feet and then proceeds in picking up the table. He picks up the table and begins to set it up but ends up dropping it as Harry is somehow back to his feet and comes back with a right hand. The referee frantically clears the mess of table from the corners as Death Trap continues to stagger back as Harry comes through with a few more right hands. Death Trap however is able to hold his ground after the last one, grab the legs of Harry, take them out from under him and lock in the Oblivion!*
Joey: Oblivion!
*
Harry is screaming in pain as it seems as though Death Trap was simply buying himself some more time. He releases the hold after a while and compromises by setting that table up in the corner once again. He then turns to one of the brown bags and dumps it on top of the table that is set up on the outside, in front of the ramp and just off the ring apron. As the bag continues to empty the camera zooms in to find theyre tacks! Thumbtacks scattered across the table!*
Mongo: Not tacks!
*Harry now is coming around to Death Trap but is going around the other side and is able to come up behind him, striking him over the head with the ring bell! Death Trap is sent into the ring apron and he proceeds by sliding into the ring. Harry jumps onto the apron and looks to be following him up into the ring but Death Trap surprises him with a right hand and then lunges to his feet, head butting Harry in the stomach! Death Trap, gets up and tries to do anything to knock Harry off the apron and through the table w/thumbtacks. Right hands, pushes, everything until Harry comes back with a thumb to the eye and pulls Death Trap out onto the apron as well. He sets Death Trap up between his legs and the fans to their feet, cameras ready, signs waving, cheering as loud as they can as Hardcore Harry looks to be trying to pile drive Death Trap from the apron through that table, but Death Trap, once into the air, comes right back down. Harry ties it again but again Harry cant get him up as he continues to fight him off. Suddenly Death Trap drops and connects with a low blow to Harry.*
Joey, Mongo, & Ray: YOWIE!
*With that Death Trap grabs the head of Harry and looks to be going for a bulldog but Harry holds onto the ropes, and Death Trap is soaring alone. Death Trap, goes back first onto the tacks and through the table!!! Death Trap immediately rolls out of the carnage, screaming in pain as there are tacks in his back, his legs, his chest, his stomach, hes become a human pin cushion!*
Scorpion: Man, Death Trap is covered in pins!
*Harry stands on the apron, almost in complete shock over what he just did, but shakes it off right away and drops to the outside to meet Death Trap. Harry picks up Death Trap but gets caught with a low blow. Death Trap, slow to his feet but he does get there and connects with a stalling pile driver, Harrys head hitting the mats on the outside. Death Trap, slow to his feet and is staggering about all over the place. He moves over to the table and tells the fans to clear the area. Security gets in and forces a few of the fans back as Death Trap pulls out from the second bag, matches! Death Trap holds up the matches, showing them off to the fans. Death Trap lighting one of them, sets and tosses it in front of the table. He takes a small bottle from the bag as well and begins to pour it out onto the table, the match now immediately catching and the table has become a towering inferno!*
Mongo: Fire!? Holy hell Batman!
*Death Trap tosses the bag away, no further use for it and turns to Harry who lunges at him with a clothesline. Harry drops to his knees and begins crawling around with Death Trap just trying to catch his breath. Harry, using the ring apron to pull himself up and actually gets onto the apron where he begins to climb the top rope. Harry signals for a top leg drop but out of nowhere comes Death Trap, hitting the rope, sending Harry to straddle the top turnbuckle. Death Trap now, quickly onto the apron and climbs up the top as well. He meets Harry up there and with tremendous strength and balance, stands on that middle rope, and picks Harry up onto his shoulders. Harry is sitting on Death Traps shoulders when from the top, Death Trap sends Harry down through the burning table with a perpendicular bomb!!!*
Joey: Why that bomb was so awesome, it was perpendicular!
*Death Trap, out cold after coming off the ropes himself, on the outside, Harrys out as well, through the table, into the flames and is now laying in the flames. the fans begin their famous holy shit chants as both Harry and Death Trap look to be completely out on the outside. The referee looking around, he doesnt know what to do at this point, hes just staring out at the carnage around the ring. Both men are down for quite some time but the fans keep the energy alive, still chanting, and still cheering for both men. Eventually, they do get to their feet, as Death Trap tosses the third and final bag into the ring before crawling in himself. At the other side of the ring, Harry is crawling in as well, both looking to finally end this match.*
Ray: I think they both want to end the carnage
*Harry, somehow is the first to his feet, and he grabs Death Trap, setting him up for the Hangmans DDT. However Death Trap is right by that bag and he begins digging through it, he pulls out a brick from the bag. Harry picks up Death Trap and Death Trap tries to sit up and strike Harry with the brick but Harry sees it and shoves Death Trap away. Harry kicks Death Trap in the gut and comes down with a basic DDT, causing Death Trap to drop the brick. Death Trap is down again, Harry down as well, still feeling the effects of that perpendicular bomb. Harry though is first to his feet and he picks up the brick. He holds it in his hands staring down at it, and then out to the fans. He looks back down at Death Trap who is to his knees and almost to his feet. Death Trap is on his feet, hands still on the ground, as he attempts to stand up straight. Just as he does, Harry turns and strikes him over the head with the brick! The brick has exploded into at least five pieces, Death Trap, now busted completely open, his face is a sea of red as he is out inside the ring! Harry falls on him, and the referee has no choice but to count. 1...2...3!*
Winner :: Hardcore Harry
Ray: What an end to a great career!
*The referee rolls Harry off of Death Trap and immediately calls for some help. EMTs and other medically qualified people rush out to help Death Trap as the referee moves over to check on Harry and calls out for some help for Harry. The table on the outside still has parts of it in flames, the tacks around the other side, broken table pieces all over, blood stains, steps exploded around the outside, pieces of brick inside the ring, both Harry and Death Trap are down and the fans are on their feet giving both men a well deserved standing ovation.*
Mongo: That was great
Scorpion: Im gonna go talk with Harry in the back, Ill see you in the main event
Mongo: Its a date!
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.*
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
*With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist and rubs his European Championship a moment. He unstraps it and raises it to the booing fans before taking off down the ramp, dragging the title behind him. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the still booing fans, he also raises his title. Platinum jumps down, giving the platinum "P" and his European Championship to the timekeeper.*
Mongo: Platinum is so damn cool
Joey: Yes, I think he was a great addition to Mongo Corp.
*Born Of a Broken Man plays as Gravedigger walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. GD then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
Joey: This should be a great match
XHF European Championship
Gravedigger vs. Platinum
*GD glares at the Champion as Platinum just smiles back at him and begins to bounce around in one spot. GD then raises his hands towards Platinum and Platinum quickly moves in with his hands raised but does not lock hands with GS instead he boots him in the gut and flips over GD as he leans and then grabs GD with a roll up and a quick kick out before the ref can even make a one count. Platinum springs to his feet and he is slightly snickering as GD gets to his feet as well. GD has a look of anger on his face as Platinum begins circling him smiling with a cocky grin. GD moves towards Platinum and for the first time in the match they lock up. GD Forces Platinum towards the corner but at the last minute Platinum uses his speed advantage to turn GD around and send GD into the corner. Platinum then quickly releases the hold and sends a hard chop to the chest of GD then Platinum backs away. Platinum mouths to GD that he is European Champion for a reason and GD explodes. GD charges at Platinum with full force and takes Platinum down hard to the mat with a clothesline. GD then lifts Platinum to his feet and sends him to the mat with a body slam. GD begins to stomp and the body of Platinum. GD again lifts Platinum to his feet and whips Platinum into the ropes.*
Ray: And Platinum goes to the ropes
*GD swings with another lariat attempt but Platinum ducks and hits the ropes again. GD then lowers his head for a back body drop, but Platinum rolls over his back and stops standing behind him and as GD stands back straight up Platinum hits a short drop kick to the back of the knee of GD. GD is down to one knee and Platinum sends a boot to the back of the head of GD. GD falls to his hands and knees and Platinum flips him over with a roll up. GD is able to power out after two. GD gets to his feet as Platinum backs up. GD looks across the ring at Platinum and GD slowly walks towards him. Platinum and GD meet in the center of the ring for a lock up, but Platinum quickly takes GD down with a drop toe hold. Platinum then scurries over the back of GD and goes to lock in the crippler cross face but GD counters with back elbows and is able to avoid the hold. GD gets to his feet and attacks Platinum with a flurry of punches to the forehead. Platinum is staggered back into the corner where GD rips into Platinum with multiple chops to the chest of Platinum. Platinum screams out in pain which causes GD just to slap the chops in harder. GD then lifts Platinum up onto the top rope and climbs up himself. GD grabs the tights of Platinum and falls back into the ring with a superplex. Platinum is down after the huge impact, but GD is down as well. GD climbs to his knees and slowly crawls over and drapes his arm on Platinums chest but Platinum is able to roll the shoulder. GD lets out a huge sigh as he rolls over onto his back. Platinum spreads out his arms but doesnt move much more then that as GD rolls over onto his stomach and pushes himself up onto his hands and knees. Gravedigger then climbs up to his feet as Platinum still lays flat on the mat. GD lifts Platinum up and shoves Platinums head in-between his legs. GD lifts his arm in the air and then drops it back down and lifts Platinum up for a power bomb, but Platinum sends punches to the head of GD. GD Staggers a bit back and Platinum suddenly swings back for a hurricanrana.*
Mongo: Man, I love Platinums ability
*GD is sent to the mat, but quickly gets back to his feet although he is extremely dazed and staggers back into the ring ropes to keep his balance. Platinum runs at GD and sends GD over the top with a clothesline. GD slowly gets to his feet and Platinum runs to the opposite side of the ring and bounces off the ropes then flies over the top with a variation of Perfection landing right on GD. Both men slowly get to there feet and Platinum is the first to strike. Platinum sends a hard right hand to the side of the face of GD then Platinum grabs GD by the wrist and whips him into the ring barrier. Platinum then runs at GD as GD holds his back in pain. Platinum swings with a clothesline on GD but at the last minute GD drops and back drops Platinum into the front row of the crowd. GD climbs up onto the ring barrier as Platinum gets to his feet and GD flies off taking Platinum down with a double axe handle smash. The ref slides out of the ring and decides to let the action go on rather then making a ten count. GD lifts Platinum up and punches him several times in the head while fans pat him on the back and a G D Chant breaks out throughout the packed arena. Gravedigger then sends one last thunderous punch to the head of Platinum then kicks him in the gut and sends Platinum head first into the ring barrier. The impact of Platinum hitting the barrier moved the Barrier about a foot into ring side. GD begins to slowly walk over to Platinum and lifts Platinum up and sits him on the ring barrier. GD then hops over the ring barrier and wraps his arms around the waist of Platinum and lifts Platinum up into the air. GD then turns around while holding Platinum in mid air then drops him down onto the floor. The ref then gets into the face of GD and tells him to take it back into the ring and GD obliges.*
Mongo: Yeah Digger, you listen to those rules!
*GD lifts Platinum to his feet and rolls him into the ring. GD walks over to the ring steps and climbs up the steps onto the ring apron. GD walks to the middle of the ring apron and is about to step through the ropes when Platinum suddenly springs to his feet and knocks GD off the apron face first into the ring barrier with a drop kick. Platinum gets to his feet and the crowd greets him with a chorus of boos. Platinum yells out at them to Stop hatin and then begins to climb up to the rope. Platinum starts to get up, but just as he does GD springs to his feet and jumps onto the apron. Platinum tries to fight off GD, but GD is able to stop Platinum and make him fall spread eagle across the top turnbuckle. GD then begins to climb up top with Platinum and hooks Platinum up and drives him into the center of the ring with his move Free Fall. Both men seem hurt from the impact, but GD quickly is able to drape the arm across Platinums chest for the three count.*
Winner and NEW European Champion: Gravedigger
Ray: And a great victory for Gravedigger!
Mongo: Go to hell Ray
*Camera goes to the back, where Destruction is walking back and forth, as Nelly Angel has a microphone in his hand.*
Nelly: Tonight Destruction his second shot at the United States title on pay per view, after his match with Rage at Night Of Champions. Destruction, what are your final thoughts going into this match?
*Destruction stops, and then walks up and takes the microphone out of Nellys hand.*
Destruction: Twenty one months, twenty one god damn months and not once have I held the gold that Im going for tonight. Sure Ive been XHF Champion, sure Ive been North American Champion, and shit I even had a short reign with the Hardcore title, but you know what hurts me the most? That at Night Of Champions I had a shot at the United States championship, and I blew it. I dropped the ball that night, and a month later, a half-baked loser like Goldberg is able to win it. Do you know how that feel? Do you know what a blow to the head that is? Thats a huge blow, and god dammit, I am more than pissed of that. Goldberg, tonight its you and me in this ring, and it may not be the most hyped up match on the card. It might not steal the show, but god dammit our match is for something that every other match lacks, and thats pride. We both want to be the best at what we do, and only one of us can pull it off. Goldberg, right now it begins. The countdown to your eve of destruction
*Crowd joins in.*
Destruction:has
*Destruction straight into the camera, and grins.*
Destruction: BEGUN!
*Destruction gives the microphone back to Nelly Angel and begins to walk away, until he sees Scorpion.*
Destruction: Well look who the fuck just showed up.
*Scorpion laughs and then the two then show a respect to each other, but sharing a handshake.*
Destruction: Man good luck in your match later today.
Scorpion: Thanks. Good luck on your match next.
Destruction: Thanks, oh, and during your match theres only three words that will be going through my headFLY FATASS FLY!
*The two laugh, as the crowd pops, and they share another handshake.*
Destruction: See ya after my match.
Scorpion: See ya man.
*Destruction then walks off, leaving Scorpion watching him nodding his head.*
Mongo: Socrapian thinks hes hot stuff, but hes not
Ray: No, hes cool
Mongo: Screw you
According to the map it should be here.
Well it isn't, IS IT?
Don't give up so early. Keep looking.
It's a fucking arena it's not going to be obscured by a passing biddy.
Don't knock my geographical instincts. I managed to find my way into your flat all by myself just last month, didn't I?
I'll admit that was quite impressive for you, but maybe next time when your roommate moves home and changes the locks you shouldn't follow. I think that maybe you shouldn't follow and I think that definitely you shouldn't enter the house via window and proceed to go to sleep in the same bed as the owner of the property. Some people don't like to wake up next to men. They're called men.
Your face was classic.
My face was mortified, because I was.
Here we are!
Yes! Where?
*The car slows to a stop, and Slain jumps out of the car, heading towards a nearby KFC. Seconds later he comes running out with a megabucket.*
My bad.
What!?
It turned out to be a KFC.
I hope you can still give directions while eating.
*Tom shoots back into the road, causing a few horns to sound.*
Did you pay for that?
Drive.
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stop watch appears on the Xtreme Tron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the Xtreme Tron. "Crack Addict" plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. Shady walks out behind him taunting the crowd too. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continusely taunts the crowd. Goldberg helps Shady into the ring and slides in himself. Goldberg climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd while Shady poses near the ropes next to him. Goldberg jumps off, and kisses Shady on the lips. Shady then leaves the ring while Goldberg tests the ropes.*
Ray: Destructions right, it does feel to be his night.
Mongo: Man, Destruction sucks, you cant listen to him.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard. Destruction pours the water on his head, and then begins to walk down the ramp, and then stops at the bottom. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd.*
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, like he did earlier on the apron. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the match to begin.*
Mongo: Screw you Destruction, SCREW YOU!
XHF United States Championship
Goldberg vs. Destruction
*Destruction unleashes a single arm shove on Goldberg. Goldberg is knocked back but returns to the same spot and stands his ground. Another shove, this time with both hands knocks Goldberg stumbling backwards, and uses the momentum to bounce off the ropes and hit a forearm to Destruction's head.*
Mongo: Don't say he wasn't asking for it.
*Goldberg downs Destruction with a clothesline while dropping to his knees. He then drives his knee into the neck of Destruction, and breaks on the referee's command. Dropping to his stomach Goldberg keeps his opponent grounded with a headlock. He grins as Destruction flails his arms trying to escape. He rolls himself over, forcing Destruction onto his stomach and a stepover facelock is applied. From here Destruction rolls the same way again, covering enough distance to reach the ropes and break the hold. Destruction holds his head with one arm and gets hits with an axe handle in the back. An angry Destruction grabs his attacker's head and throws it into the turnbuckle to get a breather. He raises himself to his full height and Goldberg runs out of the corner with an elbow. Destruction gets an arm up to block it that leads to a tie up swung around into a simple throw by Destruction.*
Ray: Impressive strength by Destruction.
*Destruction nurses his head for a second again before stomping Goldberg back down. He then drops a knee into Goldberg's chest and makes the first cover of the match for a single count. Goldberg tries to take Destruction down with a waistlock but the challenger grabs a waistlock of his own on the champion, lifting him off the ground and dumping him with a gutwrench suplex. Cover gets two. Goldberg hits a strike to Destruction's face, spinning him around. From the mat Goldberg grabs the leg for a schoolboy rollup but his arm is grabbed and pulled into an armbar. Goldberg reaches the ropes to break. He goes for the waistlock lift again, but is successful and raises his opponent onto his shoulders and drives him down into the mat with a powerslam for a two count.*
Ray: Big powerslam gets two for Goldberg.
*Destruction gets up and falls into the ropes, where he is knocked over to the outside with a clothesline. Goldberg steps through onto the apron and launches himself with a shoulder block, hitting the target bang on. Destruction is lifted up and slammed into the guardrail. He recoils in pain before a hard right hand hits his mouth.*
Mongo: Eat it!
*His mouth is held as he is brought back to ringside and rolled back in. Goldberg follow and is met with a right hand. A stomp to the chest forces Goldberg to bend over, and a vertical suplex takes him into the centre of the ring. Floatover for the cover gets two. Destruction tries to apply a chinlock, but Goldberg is able to get a foot on the mat to push himself up. They both end up standing and Goldberg elbows out. He runs off the ropes. Destruction bends over for the back body drop. He doesn't get it as Goldberg sidesteps. Destruction gets back up and eats a vicious heel kick to the side of the head. Goldberg covers for one, two, no more. He brings his opponent up by the head and signals for a big move. Destruction is picked up, and nailed with Emerald Frosion. Both legs are hooked for one, two, kick out!*
Ray: How did he kick out?
*Destruction is picked up yet again, and put into a front facelock. He is lifted, but manages to float over. Goldberg turns with a sidekick, but the move is scouted and he finds himself in the receiving end of a dropkick to his supporting knee.*
Mongo: Uh oh, spaggettio.
*Goldberg rolls around in pain before getting to his feet. He is shoved front first into the corner. Destruction lifts him as if for a back suplex but sits him up top instead. Goldberg's head is pulled down as Destruction puts him into the Last Remaining Light!*
Mongo: Tap out you crumpet!
*Goldberg struggles, and flips out of the move, hitting a desperation clothesline upon hitting the floor. Goldberg assumes his position in the corner, waiting for Destruction to get up. Destruction steps onto one foot, then the other. He turns around into a massive spear! Both men are down, as Goldberg's knee prevents him from making the cover. Goldberg gets up, and signals for another. He returns to the corner. Destruction gets up again, this time much slower. He turns around and Goldberg runs, but his leg gives way. Destruction grabs the incoming Goldberg and hits the knee to the face. Goldberg bounces backwards from the impact, and is covered for one, two, three.*
Winner and new XHF United States Champion: Destruction
Mongo: DAMMIT!
Ray: Destruction wins!
*"Everybody Out Of The Water" by The Wallflowers hits over the arena sound system as white lights begin to flash with the music. Suddenly, the curtain flips open and Joey Ryan steps out on the stage to a pop from the crowd. Joey shakes himself off on the stage for a bit before he raises his arms into the air, getting a response from the crowd. He makes his way down the ramp and around the ring, slapping the hands of all the XHF fans before he slides into the ring on his belly. Joey quickly stands up and raises his arms once more, getting another pop out of the crowd as his music fades.*
Ray: I like Joey, he seems cool
*The screen comes on, revealing Reeshi, staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship high in the air after allowing Destruction and Reak to taste defeat and become the XHF Champion. It then goes to Reeshi and Rhein raising each others hands in the middle of the ring, followed by a shot of Reeshi in the Annihilation Complex and the final one is a bloodied Reeshi staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship above his head. The new clips begin to play as the tune of Fear by Disturbed once again the speakers and the clips begin to switch back and forth over and over again, getting quicker and quicker until you cant make out what is happening in either of the clips. The clips become a blur, and are followed by the screen become static. A beam of light, seemingly dropping from the rafter strikes the screen, which causes a severe glow through the arena. Suddenly an explosion goes off on top of the stage and the chorus of Fear begins to play which allows the glow to slowly fade as shadows begin to crawl throughout the smoke left behind by the explosions. Through the smoke walks Reeshi, the. Reeshi walks down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up onto the middle turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air, taunting the booing fans.*
Joey: Man, Ryan is going to have his ass handed to him by that man, Reeshi
Joey Ryan vs. Reeshi
*Joey Ryan hops up and down, hyped up about his first pay per view appearance since Marchs Night Of Champions. Reeshi stands in his corner staring straight at Joey Ryan, as the bell sounds. Both Reeshi and Joey Ryan get into the center of the ring, Joey Ryan staring up at a slightly taller Reeshi. Ryan takes a step back and extends his hand for a friendly handshake, but Reeshi shakes his head and knocks Ryan down with a huge clothesline! Joey Ryan bounces up to his feet and turns around, and while Reeshi goes for another clothesline Joey Ryan kicks him in the stomach. Reeshi bends over holding his stomach, and Joey sends forearms into the back of Reeshi, trying to take the former XHF Champion off his feet. Reeshi falls to one knee, as Joey Ryan continues the assault. Reeshi pushes Joey Ryan off, trying to catch some air, but Joey Ryan gets right back to the assault. Reeshi begins to get up to his feet and pushes Joey Ryan off once again, but when Joey Ryan tries to go back for the assault Reeshi knocks him down with a clothesline! Reeshi goes down to make a cover, but Ryan kicks out before three. Reeshi gets on his knees and begins to send fists into the forehead of Joey Ryan, and then climbs up to his feet.*
Mongo: Already this is starting out intense!
*Joey Ryan rolls to his stomach and pushes himself up, giving Reeshi a clean shot to kick him in the ribs. Joey Ryan finally gets up to his feet, where Reeshi drives a knee into his stomach. Reeshi grabs the wrist of Joey Ryan and whips him into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Joey Ryan ducks. Ryan bounces off the ropes and jumps for a flying crossbody block, but Reeshi catches him and then throws him up to his shoulders going for an Orisheeninator! Reeshi looks at the crowd and pushes Joey Ryan off, but Ryan just flips onto his feet! Reeshi is shocked and goes for another clothesline, but Reeshi ducks, which allows Joey Ryan to grab the waist of Reeshi and slam him into the mat with a huge german suplex! Joey Ryan bridges the pin, but Reeshi gets a shoulder up before the count of three. Joey Ryan doesnt release the hold on Reeshi instead he rolls over to lift him onto his feet and goes for another clothesline, but Reeshi reverses with an elbow to the face. Joey Ryan releases the hold and holds on to his feet, which allows Reeshi to turn around and punch Joey Ryan in face, knocking him back first into the ropes. Reeshi now sends a chop into the open chest of Joey Ryan, and then whips him into the ropes. Reeshi goes for a standing sidekick, but Joey Ryan moves away and bounces off again, but is caught with a huge powerslam! Reeshi hooks the leg of Joey Ryan, but Joey Ryan gets a shoulder up before the count of three! Reeshi looks at the referee, but then smudges Joey Ryans face with his forearm.*
Mongo: Ooh, smudging!
*Reeshi climbs up to his feet and looks down to Joey Ryan, and then stomps him in the chest two times. Joey Ryan rolls to his stomach holding his chest, as Reeshi walks to him and grabs his hair lifting him up to his feet. Reeshi slaps Joey Ryan in his face, and then grabs him in a bearhug. Joey Ryan screams in pain, as Reeshi tightens the hold on Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan falls to his knees as Reeshi shakes him, mocking him in a way. Reeshi screams at the referee to ask him if he quits, but Ryan shakes his head. Reeshi squeezes tighter on the back of Joey Ryan, as that seems to have an effect, as Joey Ryan seems to be fading away. The referee asks Joey if he quits, but Ryan does not respond. The referee lifts the wrist up on Joey Ryan, and it falls once. The referee tells the crowd that the hand feel, as he then lifts it again and it once again falls. The referee once again tells the crowd, and goes to lift Joey Ryans wrist up for a third time, but Reeshi lifts up Joey Ryan and slams him into the mat with a huge spinebuster! Reeshi stands up and leans back to the nearest turnbuckle, laughing at the helpless Joey Ryan.*
Joey: I so called this beatdown
*Reeshi rubs his chin, and then slowly walks over to Joey Ryan and makes a cover. 1-2-kick out! Reeshi looks at the referee with a serious face, not happy that he didnt get the win. Reeshi stands up and lifts Joey Ryan to his feet and places him between his legs, and hooks both arms setting him up for the Coral Reesh! The crowd boos as Reeshi shakes his head, when all of a sudden a burst of energy comes from Joey Ryan, as he unhooks his arms and back body drops Reeshi! Reeshi rolls to his feet, but Joey Ryan superkicks Reeshi into the corner! Forearms are then sent into the face of Reeshi, and Reeshi is then whipped to the opposite corner. Joey Ryan runs to Reeshi, but Reeshi gets a boot up sending it into the face of Ryan! Joey Ryan falls to the mat holding his nose as Reeshi makes the cover, but once again Joey Ryan kicks out! Ryan rolls out of the ring, as Reeshi stands up in a burst of anger and pushes the referee down. The referee gets up and he and Reeshi get in an argument, while Joey Ryan slowly climbs up the ring apron. Reeshi and the referee continue to argue, as Joey Ryan climbs to the top turnbuckle and taunts for Reeshi to turn around. Reeshi just pushes the referee down once again and turns around, right into a flying clothesline by Joey Ryan! Joey Ryan rolls over and quickly hops on Reeshi to make the cover, and the referee starts the count, 1-2-Reeshi gets a shoulder up! Joey Ryan gets on his knees and buries his face in his hand, wonder how he can take down his opponent for good. Joey Ryan climbs up to his feet and lifts up Reeshi, and taunts to the crowd for the Amnesiac. He places Reeshi between his legs and tries to lift him up for a move that has put him down many times before, but Joey Ryans back gives out from the bearhug earlier in the match!*
Ray: Oh no, this could be bad for Ryan!
*Joey Ryan falls to the mat holding his back in pain, as Reeshi stumbles back into a sitting position against the ropes. Reeshi pulls himself up to his feet and then walks to Joey Ryan and hooks both his arms. Reeshi walks into the center of the ring and lifts Joey Ryan up, and plants him into the mat with the Pain Killer! Reeshi rolls Joey Ryan over and hooks one of the legs, but Joey Ryan is still able to kick out! Reeshi sits up and looks down at the crowd, and then an idea pops into his head. Reeshi grabs Joey Ryan by the throat and lifts him up to his feet, and begins choking the life out of him! Reeshi holds Joey Ryan up there, and then throws him into the corner. Reeshi then begins to throw shots into the stomach of Joey Ryan, and is then lifted up to the top turnbuckle. Reeshi forearms Joey Ryan in the face, and then climbs up the second turnbuckle, and then the top. Reeshi applies a front facelock onto Joey Ryan trying to go for a superplex, but Joey Ryan begins to send fists into the ribs of Reeshi. Reeshi lets go of the hold and bends over to a shot in the stomach, as Joey Ryan stands up on the top rope. He grabs the waist of Reeshi and lifts him up for a powerbomb, but then hops off flipping Reeshi in midair connecting with an Amnesiac off the top rope!*
Ray: AMNESIAC!
*Reeshis face is buried into the mat as Joey Ryan lays back first. Holy shit chants break out from the crowd, as Joey Ryan slowly begins to move. He turns Reeshi to his back and drapes his arm over Reeshi as the referee starts the count. 1-2-Reeshi gets a shoulder up! The crowd and Joey Ryan are in shock, until Joey Ryan stands up to his feet with a determined look on his face. He walks to the corner closest to him, and then goes to the apron and climbs to the top. Joey Ryan takes a deep breath and stands up, and then leaps off the turnbuckle going for a 450 Splash! Joey Ryan is about to land on Reeshi, but at the last second Reeshi rolls away, causing Joey Ryan to crash against the mat! Joey Ryan hops up holding his ribs from the impact, as Reeshi climbs up to his feet. Reeshi walks over to Joey Ryan slowly and lifts him up and shoves him between his legs. Reeshi hooks both of Joey Ryans arms, and then plants him face first into the mat with a Coral Reesh! Joey Ryan lies against the mat, as Reeshi rolls him over and hooks the leg. 1-2-3.*
Winner: Reeshi
Joey: Did you expect anything else?
Ray: I was ho-
Joey: Hope gets you no where, I dated her once
Mongo: Ah yes, CRUSH references are still cool
Ray: Oh well, Ryan definatly showed he can play with the big dogs
*Fear by Disturbed hits, as Reeshi rolls out of the ring, barely able to stand. The referee gets out of the ring and raises Reeshis arm in victory, as Joey Ryan slowly pushes himself to his knees. Reeshi walks up the ramp staring at Joey Ryan, who is looking at the floor from his hands and knees.*
Mongo: A great match if you ask me
AARRRGH!
*Tom screeches the car to a halt and jumps out. He runs up the street until he finds a woman. He hits her with the Tominator before getting back into the car and stretching his arms. Slain is about to comment but is cut off by Tom.*
You had better thank your lucky stars that wasn't you. I needed that.
*He returns to his journey and Slain gazes out the window at he crowd built up around the victim and the assorted squeals/tears of shock and horror from the witnesses.*
Jeez, no wonder they took 9/11 so bad.
*Tom stops the car at some traffic lights.*
Okay, listen to me. I'm going to ask you one more time. Which way?
Straight ahead boss.
It's a t-junction! Lemme see that map!
*Slain looks annoyed as Tom brushes the bucket away for a better view.*
This isn't a map, THIS IS A CHESSBOARD!
Nono you've got it all wrong. All we have to do is carry on going this way until we get to D-4.
And that isn't the Nassau Coliseum, it's your hand!
Now just hold on a minu-
*Tom grabs Slain's hand and moves it away from the board.*
Oh.
Is that all you can say? 'Oh'?
Er, that explains why it could leap across several cities in a single bound?
How THE MUFF are we going to get to OUR OWN return on time? I'm amazed we even managed to find Long Island!
I sure hope the Dragons make it there.
I'm not in the mood.
*The crowd begins to buzz as Dragpipe's "Simpleminded" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading Christopher Daniels and The Future Charlie Velez through the curtain. Daniels is clad in his black robe, red sash, and dangling Onk pendant, while Velez is wearing his trademark long black trench coat and black sunglasses, with Annette holding his hand. They continue to the ring as the announcer speaks the name of the team...Grace Personified! Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Charlie walks up the ring steps and goes through the second rope, and then holds the ropes for Annette. Daniels is smirking, he lowers his arms and turns to await his opponent, while Charlie walks to the nearest corner onto the second turnbuckle, and holds his arms up in the air taunting the crowd. He grins and hops off the turnbuckle, turning face to face with Annette. Charlie holds his arms up in the air looking down, as Annette takes off his sunglasses trench coat, revealing the XHF Junior Heavyweight championship around his waist. Annette places the trench coat on the turnbuckle, as Charlie wraps his arms around her, waiting for their opponents.*
Mongo: Grace Personified, led by Charlie Im no good without Ryan Velez and Chris Look at my Head and Think Pervertedly Daniels
Joey: Not a fan of theirs?
Mongo: No, they said some mean stuff about me
*The arena lights dim as the voice of 50 Cent is herd over the PA "Venom, you know you and Decoy are my favorite wrestlers right?" and shortly after "Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent and Eminem begins to play over the PA. As the word "Explode" sounds in the beginning of the song fire pyros shoot from the stage and as the die down Venom and Decoy emerge from behind the curtain to a fairly good ovation from the crowd. Venom reaches back and grabs the hand of Tracy Brooks and pulls her from behind the curtain to an even bigger ovation from the crowd. Decoy and Venom talk strategy as they walk down the ramp and Teo "The Hired Gun" chases after then they continue down the ramp and slide in the ring. They each go to opposite corners and climb to the top posing to the crowd as Tracy poses in the center of the ring along with Teo. Venom and Decoy then meet in there corner and prepare for there match as Teo and Tracy exit the ring.*
Mongo: I dont like them either
XHF Tag Team Championship and Junior Heavyweight Championship Two Falls Match
First Fall: Tag Team Match for the XHF Tag Team Championship
Second Fall: Fatal Fourway Elimination Match for the XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
Grace Personified ("The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels and "The Future" Charlie Velez (XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion) vs. The Kinetic Power Trip (XHF Tag Team Champions)
*Grace Personified and The Kinetic Power Trip stare down at each other from opposite sides of the ring, as Charlie helps Annette out of the ring after sharing a kiss. Charlie unhooks his Junior Heavyweight Championship belt and gives it to Annette, then stands in front of his partner. Venom and Decoy unhook their Tag Team titles, and hand them to Tracy Brooks and Teo, as Venom steps in front of Decoy. Venom and Charlie Velez glare at each other, and then run to each other to trade blows. Christopher Daniels quickly goes to aid his partner, as does Decoy. All four men brawl in the ring, as Venom knees Charlie in the stomach and tosses him through the middle rope. Venom turns his attention to Christopher Daniels, and helps his partner with a double team. They both grab Christopher Daniels by his wrist and throw him into the ropes, and the Kinetic Power Trip goes to their knees and drives an elbow into his stomach, bending him over. Decoy runs to the ropes and lifts a knee, driving it into the face of Daniels, as Venom runs to the ropes and then drives a leg onto the chest of Daniels! Venom quickly makes the cover, but Charlie Velez slides into the ring and breaks it up before the count of three. Velez rolls out of the ring before Venom can get to him, as Decoy goes to his corner. Venom lifts Christopher Daniels up to his feet and knees him in the stomach, and then throws him into the corner. Venom runs to Daniels, but Daniels gets a boot up, sending Venom back a few steps. Daniels takes off his robe and throws it down to the padding and then runs to Venom, who quickly gets a hiptoss then an armbar in. Christopher Daniels slowly rises up to his feet and pokes Venom in the eye, causing him to release the hold. Daniels grabs Venom and whips him into the ropes and jumps up, knocking him down with a flipping dropkick to the face. Christopher Daniels gets to his face and has a cocky grin on his face looking at the crowd, and then gives Tracy some inappropriate gestures! Daniels laughs and then turns back to Venom, who is about to climb up to his feet. Christopher Daniels sends forearms into the back of Venom and then applies a front facelock, and leans back, getting a tag in for Charlie Velez. Charlie leaps over the top rope and forearms Venom in the back, when Christopher Daniels finally releases the hold. Venom falls to his knees, which allows Charlie to get some stiff kicks into the chest of Venom, knocking him down to his back. Charlie hooks the leg of Venom, but Venom kicks out at two.*
Ray: And he kicks out at two!
Mongo: This match is already looking great, I love cruisers, just not these guys attitudes
*Charlie Velez looks at the referee, and then grabs Venom by his hair and lifts him up to his feet with a front facelock. Charlie chokes Venom for a bit, and then places Venoms arm behind his neck, and then snaps him quickly for a snap suplex. Charlie doesnt release the hold, instead he swings his hips and lifts himself up and this time holds Venom up for a stalling suplex. Charlie finally drops Venom into the mat, and once again swings his hips with Venom still in the front facelock! Charlie lifts Venom up once again, but then drives him stomach first into the top rope. Charlie releases Venom, as Venom lies on the top rope, and Charlie tags in Daniels. Christopher Daniels stands on the top turnbuckle and holds his arms up in the air mocking the crowd, and then jumps off and delivers a leg drop into the back of Venoms neck! Venom folds in half and Daniels makes the cover, but Decoy breaks it up before three. Daniels ignores it and sits Venom up, and wraps his arm around Venoms neck for a sleeper hold. Christopher Daniels tightens the hold, taking the air out of Venom. Christopher Daniels leans to his stomach, causing Venom to go to his side. Christopher Daniels looks around the arena and smiles, as the referee asks Venom if he quits, but Venom refuses. Daniels keeps the move applied, as he slowly crawls back to the ropes, and places his feet on the second rope! The referee continues to look at Venom, as Daniels slowly gets his feet off the ropes so the referee wont see anything. The referee checks Venoms wrist for the first time and it drops, then the referee address it to the audience. The referee lifts Venoms wrist up in the air, and when he lets go it drops for a second time. The referee tells the crowd and the timekeeper that it fell twice and lifts it up for the third and final time, but when he releases it Venom holds his arms up! Venom slowly begins to get to his feet and then elbows Christopher Daniels off, and runs to the ropes. Christopher Daniels goes for a clothesline, but Venom ducks and then jumps onto the second rope and twists over for a crossbody, but Christopher Daniels hits him in the stomach with the Heavens Gate! Christopher Daniels hooks the leg, but Venom kicks out!*
Joey: Kick out!
*Christopher Daniels climbs up to his feet and pushes the referee into the nearest corner and threatens him, as Charlie gets to his feet and grabs the leg of Venom. Charlie tries to drag Venom to his corner, but Venom climbs up to one leg eye to eye with Charlie. Venom back flips and lands on his feet, and once Charlie goes to run to him Venom knocks him down with a huge spinning wheel kick! Christopher Daniels lets go of the referee and tries to stop Venom, but Venom gets the tag to Decoy before he can stop him! Decoy gets into the ring and clotheslines Christopher Daniels down, and when Charlie Velez runs to him, Decoy catches Charlie and slams him into the mat with a powerslam! Decoy gets up, as Grace Personified roll out of the ring, getting away from Decoy. Charlie and Daniels try to catch a breath, while in the ring Decoy falls to his hands and knees as Venom gets into the ring. Venom bounces off the ropes and walks onto the back of Decoy, and then leaps over the ropes and knocks both Christopher Daniels and Charlie Velez down with a crossbody block! Decoy gets out of the ring and lifts up Christopher Daniels, and rolls him into the ring as Venom continues to stomp on Charlie Velez. Decoy makes the cover on Daniels, but Daniels gets a shoulder up. Decoy lifts Daniels up by his neck and applies a neck wrench, and then snapmares him, and once Daniels is in a sitting position kicks him in the upper back/lower neck! Daniels stays in the sitting position screaming in pain, as Venom runs to the ropes and flips over, and connects with a neck snap on Daniels. Daniels falls to his back and Decoy makes the cover, but after throwing Venom into the ring steps, Charlie Velez grabs the ankle of Decoy and pulls him off Daniels before the three. Decoy gets up to his feet and begins to scream at Charlie, as Christopher Daniels slowly climbs up and drives a knee into the lower back of Decoy. Decoy bends over, and is lifted onto the shoulders of Daniels, and spins off onto his feet but is hit with The Last Rites! Daniels hooks the leg of Decoy, but Decoy kicks out at two!*
Mongo: Kick out at two! Decoy wont give up
*Daniels gets to his knees and drives the back of Decoys head into the mat, and then tags in Charlie Velez, who just got to his corner. Charlie stomps on Decoy, and then lifts him up to his feet and kicks him in the stomach. Charlie quickly rolls behind Decoy with a schoolboy, but Decoy kicks out before the count of two. Charlie and Decoy gets back to their feet, but Charlie sends a boot to the gut of Decoy, and then grabs him and throws him shoulder first through the second turnbuckle hitting the ring post! Decoy gets out between the third and second turnbuckle holding his shoulder, when out of nowhere Charlie comes running behind and hits a running neckbreaker! Charlie makes the cover, but Venom is there to break it up before the count of three. Charlie stands up and shares some words with Venom, but then goes back to the assault on Decoy. Charlie Velez lifts Decoy up by his hair, and bends his arm behind his back. Charlie then lifts Decoy up and hits a scoop slam, with Decoys back driving into his injured shoulder! Charlie doesnt make the cover though, instead he grabs the injured shoulder of Decoy and lays it out, as he goes to the corner nearest to the shoulder and climbs up. Charlie climbs the top facing the crowd and turns around, stands up and flies off with a leg drop, driving into the injured shoulder of Decoy! Decoy hops up and down holding his shoulder, until Charlie covers him, but once again Venom is there to break it up before the count of three! Charlie grabs the arm of Decoy and places it between his arm, and pulls back for an armbar. Decoy screams, as Charlie goes to one knee and Decoy sits up holding his elbow. Charlie pulls back on the arm, injuring the shoulder of Decoy more than it already is. Charlie pulls back once again, as Decoy finally begins to climb up to his feet. Charlie climbs up and he and Decoy are both standing up, and Decoy begins to send forearms into the face of Charlie. Charlie finally releases the armbar, and goes for a clothesline, but Decoy ducks under and turns Charlie around delivering a boot to the gut. Charlie is bent over as Decoy places Charlie between his legs and hooks both of his arms and lifts him up, then drives him down with a Double Hook Piledriver!*
Ray: What a move from Decoy!
*Charlie and Decoy lie against the mat, while their partners try to pump them up. Decoy is the first to move, as he slowly crawls to his corner. Charlie crawls to his corner and tags in Christopher Daniels, who was closer from the two. Daniels goes through the second rope and runs to Decoy, but Decoy tags in Venom! Venom leaps onto the third rope and jumps off, sending a clothesline into the chest of Christopher Daniels! Venom climbs up to his feet and runs to Charlie Velez, and begins to beat on him. Venom continues the assault on Charlie Velez, as Christopher Daniels attacks him from behind and takes Venom off of his partner. Christopher Daniels grabs Venom in a full nelson, and lifts him up for the Judgment Call, but Venom is able to reverse it into a victory roll! Venom hooks the leg; 1-2-Charlie Velez is there to break up the cover! Charlie takes Venom off of Daniels and throws him into the corner and begins to stomp on him. Decoy gets up and kicks Daniels in the stomach, and sends him into the corner across from Venom and Charlie. Decoy lifts Daniels up to his feet and begins to stomp on his stomach and grabs him by the wrist. Decoy goes to through Daniels into the corner, but Daniels stops in his tracks, while Velez goes to through Venom into the corner across from him, but Venom reverses it. Christopher Daniels leapfrogs over Charlie, but is caught by Venom and slammed down with a powerbomb, as Decoy catches Charlie Velez and slams him into the mat with the In The Way!*
Ray: Decoy is on fire!
*The Kinetic Power Trip stand up and walk to Christopher Daniels, and Decoy lifts him up as Venom then goes to the corner. Decoy sets Christopher Daniels between his legs as he taunts to the crowd, and then lifts Daniels up in a crucifix powerbomb, as Venom then flies off and hits the Untouchable Conclusion! Venom covers Christopher Daniels, as Decoy stands up and makes sure there is nobody to break up the cover, as Venom gets the 1-2-3!*
Winners of the first fall, and still XHF Tag Team Champions: The Kinetic Power Trip
Joey: Now the match will become a four way for the Cruiserweight Championship
Mongo: Lightweight Championship
Ray: Junior Heavyweight Championship
*Charlie Velez stands up and looks at both Kinetic Power Trip members, and falls down to his knees praying for mercy. Venom gets up and wastes no time to attack Velez, as Decoy soon joins in. The forearms rain down on Charlie, as both of them lift him up to his feet. They throw him into the ropes, and when he bounces back The Kinetic Power Trip lift him up in the air, and slams him down with a flapjack! Charlie bounces off the mat holding his stomach, as Venom rolls him over and makes the cover. 1-2-Christopher Daniels is there to break up the cover! Decoy grabs Christopher Daniels by the tights and lifts him up and the two trade forearms, as Venom pounds on Charlie. Venom lifts Charlie up to his feet and slaps him across the face, and then grabs a front facelock. Venom begins to run to the turnbuckle and climbs up to the top and swings around going for a tornado DDT, but Charlie places him onto the ground and then lifts him up and slams him down with a northern lights suplex! Charlie bridges the move, but Venom kicks out before the count of three! Decoy begins to send boots into the stomach of Daniels, and then walks back and goes for a clothesline, but Christopher Daniels back body drops him out of the ring. Decoy falls to the padding and uses the ring apron to slowly climb up to his feet, as Daniels runs to him and knocks him down with a baseball slide. Christopher Daniels gets out of the ring and stomps on Decoy, and then lifts him up to his feet. Daniels tells the crowd that he is going to throw Decoy into the ring steps, but when he is about to Decoy punches him in the stomach and goes to through Daniels into the ring steps. Decoy tosses Daniels, but Christopher Daniels jumps onto the ring steps and jumps for a moonsault, and knocks down Decoy! Christopher Daniels begins to pound on Decoy, while in the ring Charlie is sending forearm shots into the face of Venom in the corner. Charlie grabs the arm of Venom and whips him into the corner across from him with huge great impact, that once Venom hits the corner he falls to his face! Venom holds his back, as Charlie walks to him and lift him up. Charlie gets Venom in a suplex position and front suplexes him onto the ropes, and then taunts the crowd. The crowd boos as Charlie bounces off the ropes and jumps up for an axe kick, but Venom slides off the ropes onto the apron and grabs Charlie in a full nelson, and then flips him over the ropes onto the padding with a dragon suplex! Charlie lands next to Christopher Daniels and Decoy, who are climbing up to their feet. Venom stands on the apron and looks back, waiting for Charlie Velez to climb up to his feet. Charlie is barely able to climb up to his feet, but after Daniels knocks Decoy down with a right hand Daniels goes to aid his partner. Decoy climbs up to his feet, and Venom springboards off the second rope, as he knocks down Decoy, Christopher Daniels and Charlie Velez with an asai moonsault!*
Joey: ASAI!
Ray: I guess thats named after Ultimo Dragon, ouch! Dont jab me like that Mongo
Joey: Where in the hell did you hear that?
Ray: Cole told me
Joey: Well hes wrong, if it was named after him, it would be called an Ultimo Moonsault
Ray: Yeah, that did sound wrong when he said it
*The crowd is standing in awe, as all four men are down. The referee checks on all four men, as The Almighty Dragons slowly emerges from the back! They walk down the ramp and stand at the bottom, watching the action*
Mongo: What the hell is Sla-
Joey: Almighty Dragons
Mongo: Yes, the Almighty Dragons, what are they doing here?
*Venom slowly sits up and then looks around at the chaos he just caused. Charlie begins to lift his head, but Venom punches him in the face, knocking him back down. Venom climbs up to his feet and looks at the Dragons, and then goes and lifts Christopher Daniels up to his feet and slides him into the ring. Venom slowly crawls into the ring and covers Christopher Daniels, but before the count of three Daniels gets a shoulder up! Venom sits up and shakes his head, as Decoy is the next one to get up and get into the ring. Decoy slowly stands up as Venom lifts up Christopher Daniels and knocks him down with a side suplex. Decoy seemed to have once again injured his shoulder, as he is holding it. Venom tells Decoy something, while Venom lifts Christopher Daniels up to his feet. Venom grabs Christopher Daniels in a full nelson and walks near the ropes, as Decoy bounces off the ropes across from the two. Decoy goes for a clothesline, but Christopher Daniels moves out of the way and knocks Venom out of the ring! Decoy stands there apologizing to Venom, as Christopher Daniels runs to the ropes across from them. Decoy turns around and Christopher Daniels knocks him down with a head scissors, as his body lies on the back of Decoy and he locks in the Sweet Surrender onto Decoys injured shoulder! Decoy screams in pain as Daniels pulls harder, causing Decoy to tap out!*
Eliminated: Decoy
Mongo: Decoy just gave up!
*Daniels lets of Decoy, as Decoy rolls out of the ring holding his shoulder. Venom slides into the ring and stomps on Christopher Daniels, as the Junior Heavyweight Champion Charlie Velez gets into the ring and forearms Venom from behind. Venom bends over, as Charlie grabs the waist and slams Venom hard into the mat with a german suplex. Charlie bridges the move, but Venom kicks out at two! Charlie sits up and looks at his partner, and they nod their head and continue to stomp on Venom. Charlie Velez lifts Venom up and kicks him in the gut, and then gets behind him and lifts him up onto his shoulders. Christopher Daniels goes to the apron and mounts the top rope, and looks at Venom. Daniels nods his head with a grin on his face and then jumps off, and connects with a Climax! Venom sits up almost knocked out and Charlie pushes him down and makes the cover, 1-2-Venom kicks out! Charlie looks up shocked at his partner, but Christopher Daniels shakes his head and tells him that its not over. Charlie grins and shakes his head, and then gets up to his feet and lifts Venom up to his feet. Charlie gets behind Venom and lifts him up for a backdrop, but then pushes him forward, sending his face into the mat with a X-Drop! Venom bounces to his back, as Christopher Daniels then runs to the ropes and leaps up to the second rope, jumps up to the third, and hits a Double-jump moonsault! Christopher Daniels cockily covers Venom, but Venom once again kicks out! Christopher Daniels is a bit angered by this, and then stands up to his feet. Charlie and Daniels begin to talk strategy, as Venom slowly begins to climb up to his feet. Venom crawls and sits down in his corner, as an idea pops into Charlies head. Charlie tells Christopher Daniels something, as Daniels then grabs Charlie by the wrist. Christopher Daniels throws Charlie into Venom, and Charlie goes for a dropkick, but at the last second Venom moves out of the way, causing Charlie to land crouch first into the ring post! Charlie stays there in pain, while Christopher Daniels runs to Venom, but is caught with a straight kick by Venom! Christopher Daniels falls to the mat, and Venom falls on him with a cover, 1-2-Daniels just gets a shoulder up.*
Joey: And Daniels just gets the shoulder up!
*The Almighty Dragons are seen clapping at the top of the ramp, as Venom pushes himself up to his feet. Venom points up to the ceiling, and then walks through the ropes and begins to climb up to the top rope. Venom holds his arms up in the air and looks up, which allows Charlie to shake the ropes and knock Venom on the top turnbuckle! Venom lands there in pain, as Charlie climbs up to the top turnbuckle facing Venom. Christopher Daniels gets up, bleeding a bit from the kick that Venom delivered moments ago, and climbs up to the turnbuckle with Charlie Velez. They both place one of Venoms arms on their shoulders, and then jump off, back flipping, driving Venom into the mat with The Unwritten Law!*
Ray: THE UNWRITTEN LAW!
*All three men are out in the ring, as Teo slowly leaps onto the apron and crawls into the ring. Christopher Daniels is the first to move, when all of a sudden Teo jumps on his back! Christopher Daniels gets up to his feet and grabs Teo by the neck, and slams him into the mat! The referee checks on Teo, as Tracy Brooks slowly makes it into the ring! Christopher Daniels screams at Teo, as Tracy slowly walks behind Daniels. Christopher Daniels turns around and smiles, as Tracy stands there in shock, staring at the man who ruined her weeding. Daniels begins to scream at her, when out of nowhere Venom is up to his feet and jumps up, getting Daniels in a sunset flip! The referee turns around and makes the count, 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Christopher Daniels
Mongo: Yeah, you eliminate that unbeliever!
Joey: Isnt his gimmick a believer?
Mongo: Not in Mongo Corp.
*Charlie goes to break it up, but is a second too late, as Christopher Daniels stands up in complete shock at what just happened. Charlie and Venom are on their back, as Christopher Daniels looks around wonder what the hell just happened. In a fit of anger Christopher Daniels lifts up Venom and sets him between his legs and hooks both of his arms and lifts him up in a 180 degree angle, and slams him down with the Angels Wings! Christopher Daniels then screams at Venom, as the referee gets in front of Daniels and orders him to get out of the ring. Christopher Daniels and the referee get in a brief argument, as Charlie Velez slowly rolls Venom on his back and makes the cover. Christopher Daniels finally gets out of the ring and the referee turns around to see the cover, 1-2-Venom kicks out! Christopher Daniels begins to walk up the ramp and bumps into GIZMO Dragon, and then turns around and knocks him down with a forearm! BITCH is there to help his partner, as The Almighty Dragons continue an assault on Christopher Daniels! Charlie Velez gets up to his feet and begins to scream at them from the ring, as Tracy Brooks begins to get the fans behind Venom. Venom begins to climb up to his feet, as Charlie is distracted with the Almighty Dragons. Venom is on his feet, as he begins to taunt for Charlie to turn around. Charlie Velez finally turns around and sees Venom and runs to him, but Venom lifts him up for a body slam, and drops him to his feet then hits the Grand Finale V1! Venom hooks the leg of Charlie, but is an inch away from getting the win! Venom doesnt waste time to life Charlie up, and knee him in the stomach. Venom whips Charlie into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Charlie ducks and Venom runs and leaps onto the second rope, and when Charlie bounces back he gets knocked down with a Spinning Brutality! Venom hooks the leg, but once again Charlie kicks out before the count of three! Venom begins to lift up Charlie, but Charlie low blows him while the referee wasnt looking! Venom is bent over, as Charlie stands up and places his leg on top of Venoms neck and grabs his hand, and then twists his neck with the Xtermination! Venom is out in the ring, as Charlie slowly covers Venom. 1-2-kick out by Venom!*
Ray: And Venom narrowly kicks out!
*The crowd is on their feet, as Charlie sits up whining that he didnt get the win. Venom rolls to the apron and uses the middle rope to help himself up. Venom is standing on the apron, as Charlie gets up and bounces off the second rope, and springboard dropkicks Venom into the railing. Venom lies against the railing trying to get some air, but Charlie Velez gets out of the ring and sends some kicks into the stomach of Venom, knocking the air out. Charlie grabs Venom by the arm and throws him into the ring steps, causing Venom to slam his shoulder into them. Venom sits at the ring steps as Charlie chokes him with a knee. Charlie Velez releases the hold and looks around at the arena, and then walks to Annette, and she hands him the Junior Heavyweight title! Charlie walks up to Venom and taunts for him to get up, but The Almighty Dragons walk to him and tell him not to hit Venom with it. Charlie begins to argue with The Dragons, and knocks GIZMO down with a forearm shot! BITCH looks at Charlie, and then knocks him down with a right hand! BITCH lifts Charlie up, and rolls him into the ring, as GIZMO takes the Junior Heavyweight title that he dropped and places it against the railing. BITCH begins to send quick kicks into the chest as GIZMO gets into the ring. Charlie sits up on his knees, as GIZMO runs at him and leaps up onto his shoulder and hits a Shining Wizard!*
Ray: SHINNING WIZARDDDD!!!
*The Almighty Dragons taunt in the ring as the crowd explodes, and they make their way to the back. Charlie Velez is out in the center of the ring, as Venom finally climbs up to the apron. He looks around at the arena, and grabs the top rope and springboards off it, and then connects with a 450 splash! Venom bounces off of Charlie holding his ribs, as Charlie seems to be out in the ring. Venom sits up and falls on top of Charlie, and the referee starts the count, but before three Annette places Charlies foot on the rope breaking the count!*
Mongo: Id fuck her
*Tracy walks up to Annette and the two sisters begin to argue, when all of a sudden Annette knocks her down with a hard slap! Annette stomps on her sister, keeping her down as Venom climbs up to his feet. Venom walks to the nearest corner, and goes through the apron, as Annette stops stomping on her sister and grabs the Junior Heavyweight Championship. The referee is distracted with Charlie, so while Venom is standing on the second rope, Annette climbs up to the apron and drives the title belt into the knee of Venom! Venom falls onto the top turnbuckle, as Charlie Velez slowly climbs up to his feet. He walks to Venom and places Venom neck onto his shoulders and bends his legs, and lifts him up! Charlie walks into the center of the ring holding Venom in the air, and then drops to his knees crashing Venoms neck with the Final Destination! Charlie drops Venom, and then falls on top of him, as the referee makes the count123!*
Eliminated: Venom
Winner of the second fall, and still XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion: The Future Charlie Velez
Joey: What a great display of cruiserweight athleticy!
Ray: Its Junior Heavyweight god damnit
*The Sky Is Falling by Queens Of The Stone Age hits, as the fans is on their feet from this classic match. Annette crawls into the ring and to her husband, who seemed to be almost knocked out in the ring. She hugs him, as Venom is helped out of the ring by a referee. Annette kisses Charlie on the lips, as she slowly helps him up to his feet. Christopher Daniels runs down the ramp and slides into the ring to help his partner up, as Charlie holds his arms up in the air. Annette holds the Junior Heavyweight title in the air, as Christopher Daniels helps Charlie Velez out of the ring. Annette follows, and the three begin their journey to the back.*
Mongo: Look at that ass
*Tom and Slain are watching the portable tv.*
That's it, we've lost our chance. Even if we did make it to the arena they'd never give us a slot this late in the event. All that buildup, all the hype, all those signs in the crowd and all those promo videos for nothing! This is going to hurt my fanbase.
Hold up for a second there - promo videos?
Yeah the promo videos.
What promo videos?
You should know you were in them!
I was?
The Wild West scene? The wedding?
Yeah?
*Tom just stares at his brother.*
What about them?
They cost a bomb to make and they're all for nothing.
They were made?
This is too many questions. Of course they were made! Did you think they were real?
Why wouldn't they be?
Didn't you think it was a bit, JUST A BIT odd that a newly wed couple were fighting each other?
No.
And why, pray tell, would that be considered in any way normal?
Well.when mum had just given birth to you I remember asking her where babies came from. She told me that when mummies and daddies loved each other very much they do something special together. That special something they do together is lucha libre, right? That stuff is pretty damn special.
How the hell does lucha libre produce babies?
It produced little baby Mysterio we see on tv every week didn't it? If only I could be the one who gets to take off that mask, and shove a tit in his little toothless face for feeding.
Ew.
C'mon man. There's always another day. Who cares about Deci? It's going to be a great show with or without us. We've been away but they haven't missed us! The XHF will always be strong. Let's just enjoy ourselves while we're here.
Yeah I needed that thanks. So, what have you always wanted to do in Long Island?
Every time I think about going to Long Island I only dream of getting out of the place alive.
Heh, well lets start by doing that.
*A guitar is heard through out the arena as the lights dim down and begin flashing between white and black. Drums kick in as "Keep Away" by Godsmack hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain holding his arms up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Just as the song starts to pick up Storm makes his way down the ramp, he gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes with his arms up in the air. He then walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down*
Mongo: Ok, Storm, Im gonna leave you here, do your thing, I have to get ready for my match
Ray: Mongo, he cant hear you
Mongo: Shhhh
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the Xtreme-Tron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of the great Metallica themselves begin to echo throughout the building..
"Motherfuckers got in my head,
Tried To Make Me Someone Else Instead..
(Chorus)..It's My World Now,..
It's MY World Now,..
It's My World NOW,..
..IT'S MY WORLDDD!!.."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet & going nuts as the chorus of Metallica's brand spankin' new St. Anger album tune "My World" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adue, the sadistic figure of XHF Legend Rage himself steps out onto the top of the stage, proudly sporting his coveted BDDWF Ultimate Championship around his waist, the RWF & ECF titles over one shoulder, and the ZEWF & XWA titles over the other shoulder! Following this, he then struts cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of cheers from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, Rage then finally reaches the the ring area where, once climbing inside, the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising his both his fists & each title one by one defiantly to the crowd and taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to relinquish his 5 shiny gold straps to the waiting ring announcer below, and indeed now turn fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he slowly awaits the emergence of his opposition*
Joey: I dont like Rage anymore
Ray: Why?
Joey: Hes just an assclown
X*Crown Championship
Rage vs. Lance Storm
*As the match starts Rage and Storm exchange looks of disgust with each other and begin to pace the ring. They meet in the center with a tie up and Rage turns Storm into a waist lock. Storm grabs at the hands of Rage trying to break the hold, but Rage will not loosen the hold. Rage then lifts up on Storm for what appears to be a German suplex attempt but Storm gets his legs in-between Rages to black it. Rage comes back down and Storm slides between the legs of Rage and grabs him with a waist lock of his own. Rage runs at the ropes and holds on sending Storm rolling off of Rage and Storm rolls right to his feet. Storm runs at Rage and drop kicks him in the back sending Rage to the outside of the ring. Rage begins to pace the outside as Storm inside the ring stands still. Rage paces out side of the ring then slowly slides in not taking his eyes off of his challenger. Rage gets to his feet and calls for a test of strength with Storm. Storm comes in and the crafty veteran that is Rage quickly pulls Storm into a knee to the midsection and a quick snap suplex. Rage floats over and makes the cover but Storm quickly kicks out and Rage gets to his feet as does Storm. Storm is immediately greeted with boots to the midsection and a whip into the corner. Rage charges in with a huge clothesline and then begins to laying a mud hole stomping on Storm. After stomping Storm into the mat Rage climbs up to the top rope and taunts out to all his Ragiacs. This was a bad move as Strom quickly climbs off and sends Rage to the mat with a desperate power bomb. Storm gets to his feet and grabs the legs of Rage. Storm hooks the legs of Rage for the Straight Shooter, but Rage is able to power out and sends Storm into the ring ropes. Storm holds onto the top rope as not to bounce back into the waiting Rage. Rage gets to his feet quickly and Storm turns around and goes for the Reality Check but Rage catches the foot of Storm and pulls Storm in with a capture suplex. Rage slowly climbs to his feet and turns to Storm who is now no his knees. Rage grabs Storm by his head and pulls Storm up to his feet and then grabs Storm for a suplex, but Storm floats over and lands behind Rage. Storm then pushes Rage in his back into the ropes and when Rage turns around Storm again goes for a reality check but this time nails him and sends him tumbling over the top rope to the outside. Rage is out on the outside holding his chin in pain. Rage slowly gets to his feet he is again taken down as Lance Storm flies over the top and lands on him with a Plancha.*
Ray: Holy wow!
Joey: God, if your going to do it, do it right, HOLY SHIT!
*Storm picks Rage up to his feet and throws Rage face first into the ring post. Rage falls down in a heap and Storm begins to, maybe for the first time in his life, smile out at the crowd as Rage now has a slight laceration above his right eye. Storm slowly walks over to Rage laying prone on the ground for attack and stomps away at his face causing the cut over his right eye to bleed profusely. The crowd is chanting Rages name as they try to help him get back into the match, but Storm in turn lifts Rage up and gives him an embarrassing slap across the face. Storm then goes to whip Rage across the outside into the ring steps, but Rage is able to reverse it. Storm goes crashing back first into the ring steps with a tremendous thud and then Rage climbs to his feet and rolls back into the ring. Rage pulls himself up on the ropes and waits as on the outside Storm pulls himself up holding his back in pain. The refs count is near ten when Storm finally is able to crawl back in the ring. Rage immediately stomps on Storm as he slides in the ring not letting to his feet. Rage finally lifts Storm up and whips him against the ropes and when Storm bounces back Rage leaps onto him and takes him down with a Lou Thez press. Rage punches away at the face of Storm while blood fills the eyes of Rage himself. Rage stands up wipes the blood away from his eyes then bounces off the ropes and drops a mighty leg drop across the chest of Storm.*
Ray: Now is that an Xtreme Legdrop?
Joey: Did Mongo do it?
Ray: No
Joey: Then no
*Rage then quickly makes a cover but Storm kicks out after two. Rage quickly gets back up to his feet and pulls Storm up as well. Rage lifts Storm up and drops him right back down with body slam then again makes the cover this time being sure to hook the leg, but Storm is able to roll the shoulder once again. Rage again gets to his feet and lifts Storm up as well but this time Rage holds his fist in the air and receives a huge pop from the crowd. Rage then lifts Storm up onto his shoulders and is going for the Fist of Rage, but Storm floats over and grabs Rage from behind and hits him with a perfect Plex. The ref drops down to make the count, but Rage somehow manages to kick out. Both men slowly get to there feet and Storm quickly sends stiff kicks into the ribs of Rage. Rage gets his hands up to block, but it does not seem to help. Storm stops the kicks and grabs Rage by the wrist whipping him into the ropes. When Rage returns he swings with a clothesline, but Storm swings too and both men are down on the mat. Storm and Rage are both down and the ref begins the ten count. The ref reaches seven when he is suddenly cut off at the appearance of Trish Stratus at ringside. Trish jumps onto the ring apron and begins arguing with the ref when Chris Sanders jumps out of the crowd. Chris wrestles the Ultimate Title from the time keeper and slides into the ring with it. Sanders looks down at both men who are both slowly crawling to their feet. Sanders seems to be trying to decide who to hit when Rage gets to his feet. Rage pleads with Sanders for him to hit Storm as Storm is now to his feet and Sanders nods his head as if agreeing with him, but when Sanders swings he clocks Rage right in the face.*
Joey: Sanders needs to retireAGAIN
Ray: I like Sanders
*The blood of Rage stains the Ultimate title as Sanders holds it up in the air. Sanders then rolls out of the ring as Storm moves to the legs of Rage and locks in the straight shooter. Trish drops off the apron and the ref returns to the action. Rage is out cold and blood is pouring from his head. The ref then lifts the hand of Rage three times and three times it drops. Storm is pronounced the winner by Knock Out.*
Winner and NEW X*Crown Champion: Lance Storm
Joey: And Lance wins it!
*Lance Storm does not release the hold right away until the ref hands him all of his titles that make up the X*Crown. Storm then releases the hold and places the titles any where he can fit them, but one is missing and Storm notices. Storm looks down around the ring and calls for Sanders to bring him his Ultimate Championship, and Sanders slides in the ring. Storm holds out his hand for Sanders to hand him the title and Sanders glares at him then at the title. Sanders then reluctantly holds out the belt and as Storm reaches for it Sanders strikes with the Hand of Fate. Lance Storm falls to the mat in a heap holding his throat in pain. Chris Sanders then tosses the Ultimate Title out to Trish and walks over to Storm. Sanders trash talks at Storm and then slaps him cockily. Sanders then lifts Storm to his feet as the crowd is silent not knowing who to cheer for. Sanders steps behind Storm and locks in a sleeper. Storm screams in pain as Sanders slowly drags him over to the turn buckle and begins to climb. Sanders then sends Storm down with the Finishing Touch. Sanders then picks up the fallen titles that make up the X*Crown and one by one toss them all onto the limp body of Lance Storm. Chris Sanders begins to smile as he looks down at his accomplishment. Chris then walks out of the ring and meets up with Trish who hands him the BDDWF Ultimate Championship. Chris Sanders locks arms with Trish and walks up the ramp. Sanders then puts his face in front of a camera at the top of the stage and says into the camera.*
Sanders: Storm, that was for the creative team.
*Chris Sanders then points to the Ultimate Championship on his shoulder and says.*
Sanders: And this, this is for me.
*Chris Sanders and Trish share in a laugh then disappear behind the curtain.*
Joey: Oh dear, this will lead to trouble
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the "bird" lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters "XHF" fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with "XHF" is projected onto the ring mat. The letters "H" and "F" are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an "X". As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large "X" above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he walks down the ramp proudly, acknowledging the fans as he goes.*
Joey: HEIL MONGO!
Ray: Did you just say heil?
Joey: No, I said Hail Mongo Corp
Ray: Ok, just checking
*The arena lights dim and the sounds of Godsmacks "I Stand Alone" fill the arena. Smoke covers the stage as the fans get on there feet and begin to cheer the name of the Peoples Champion Scorpion. The curtain is thrown aside and Scorpion appears through the smoke to a huge obviation from the crowd. Scorpion walks down the ramp pausing half way down as white lights flash through the arena as the sound of thunder echoes over the music at the same time. Scorpion continues to the ring and slides in.*
Joey: You know what I say?
Ray: What?
Joey: Fuck Scorpion
Ladder Match for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship
Scorpion vs. Mongo The Destroyer
*Scorpion stands against the ropes, Mongo the other as they begin to look around at their surroundings. Match is set up a little differently then what it normally is, instead of one ladder being set up at the ramp, there is a ladder on all four sides of the ring on the outside. At almost the exact same time, both men look up at the XHF Title hanging from the rafters as Mongo motions the title being around his waist. The referee on the inside of the ring, calls for the bell to ring and the steps to the outside, letting the two go. Mongo and Scorpion slowly circle around the ring moving in the same direction as they remain right across from one another. Scorpion moves in for the lock up but Mongo doesnt follow suit instead he surprises Scorpion with a right hand, taking down the champion.*
Joey: And former champ Scorpion goes down!
Ray: You mean current
Joey: No, Mongo is the champ
*Scorpion isnt hurt, as he leans his head up, staring at Mongo, smiling back at him. Scorpion gets up and this time the two actually lock up in the middle of the ring. Scorpion comes around, wrapping his arms around the waist of Mongo. Mongo tries an elbow to the face of Scorpion, but Scorpion ducks down, takes the legs out from Mongo, taking him down. Scorpion grabs hold of the right knee of Mongo, lifts it into the air and slams it down onto the mat as Mongo scurries over to the ropes.*
Joey: And Mongo goes to break the hold
Ray: That was Mongo running away
*Mongo clutches the ropes but Scorpion doesnt seem to care. He grabs the right leg of Mongo and begins to pull on it, trying to get him away from the ropes, but Mongo has quite the grip. Mongo rolls over onto his back and kicks Scorpion with his left foot. Another kick, cause Scorpion to drop the right foot of Mongo but instead he comes over, and drops the elbow onto the chest of Mongo, causing Mongo to let go of the ropes. Scorpion gets up and drops another elbow as Mongo is now trying to roll out of the ring; Scorpion helps him with a few kicks to he gut.*
Joey: What a bastard Scorpion is, hes not letting Mongo get warmed up even, and look how stiff hes performing!
*Mongo falls to the outside and Scorpion steps out following him. Mongo sees him coming and begins moving away around to the other side of the ring before rolling back into the ring. Scorpion follows and as he slides into the ring, its Mongo dropping the elbow this time, slowing down the champion. Scorpion gets to his knees, and Mongo helps him up, only to take him down with a scoop slam, and follow up with a leg drop across the throat of Scorpion. Scorpion, tries to get to his feet but Mongo fires some kicks and punches his direction, forcing him into the corner. Mongo tries whipping Scorpion across to the far corner but Scorpion reverses and in goes Mongo. Scorpion comes back looking for the Scorpion Splash but Mongo moves out of the way and Scorpion his the turnbuckle hard. Mongo, then grabs Scorpion and tosses him out of the ring!*
Joey: What power from Mongo!
*Mongo drops down and rolls out of the ring, following Scorpion to the outside. Mongo picks up Scorpion, holds him by the back of the head and tosses him into the ladder, knocking both Scorpion and the ladder down. Mongo picks up the ladder and leans it against the barricade before moving back to Scorpion. Mongo picks up Scorpion, locks his arms around and delivers a belly to belly suplex onto the ladder, bending the ladder in half! One of the rungs of the ladder has actually broken, just bent right over, as Scorpion lets out a huge scream, rolling onto his stomach taking some of that pressure of his back.*
Joey: OH MY GOD HE BENT THE LADDER!
*However, with Scorpion rolls over onto his back, hes left it exposed as Mongo takes off the belt of Scorpion and begins whipping Scorpion with the belt right across the back! Scorpions back becomes a beat red as begins to roll away from Mongo. Scorpion using the commentators table to try and boost him to his feet. Scorpion, facing the table gets to his feet but as he does, Mongo comes up from behind and slams Scorpion head first into the table! Scorpion jolts right back up and Mongo slams him head first onto the table once again. Scorpion stumbles back and falls onto his back as Mongo begins clearing off the table.*
Joey: Uhh, Mongo?
Ray: I have a bad feeling
*Mongo moves back to Scorpion and picks him up but Scorpion fires back with a right hand that has the owner staggering. Scorpion then picks up Mongo and puts Mongo through the announce table with a sidewalk slam! Mongo is down, rolled over onto his stomach, holding his back, while Scorpion stays a moment a moment as well, holding his back as he eventually climbs to his feet. Scorpion goes back and grabs his belt and begins returning the favor, whipping Mongo across the back!*
Joey: This doesnt look good for the boss
*Mongo rolls over onto his back and after a few more lashes, Scorpion throws the belt away. Scorpion then walks away as though to go grab something else, while Mongo reaches beside him and grabs a steel chair. Mongo slightly sits up as Scorpion comes back with a baseball bat! Scorpion doesnt see the chair and Mongo surprises him with it, driving it into his gut. Scorpion drops the bat and is hunched over, giving Mongo time to gut up. Mongo is to his feet and attacks the back of Scorpion once again, slamming the chair across it! Scorpion stands straight up, arching the back, as Mongo turns and strikes him in the back of the head, sending Scorpion to the mat!*
Joey: Thats more like it Mongo!
*Mongo tosses the chair back into the ring and slowly makes his way over to one of the other ladders. He folds it up and slides it into the ring, following the ladder in himself. As Mongo begins setting up the ladder, meanwhile Scorpion is slowly sliding into the ring at the other side. Mongo gets the ladder set, and begins to climb. He gets about three rungs up and stops, seeing Scorpion climbing to his feet. Mongo tries to get down but is exhausted and battered to the point where he just couldnt get down quick enough, Scorpion clubs him in the back. Remaining on the ground, Scorpion turns around and with Mongo on the third rung, Scorpion is able to powerbomb him off the ladder!*
Ray: What a powerbomb from Scorpion, I think that might do it for Mongo!
*Scorpion slow to his feet, but he does eventually get there and with Mongo stirring, Scorpion begins to climb the ladder. Scorpion is about two rungs from the top when the ladder begins to move. Mongo, from the bottom of the ladder is tipping it to the side, and eventually the ladder collapses. On the way down, Scorpion reaches for the title and has his hands on it! He gets enough of it to unstrap the title, but the title doesnt come down with Scorpion! Scorpion falls and lands on top of the ladder! The belt above is swinging back and forth, unstrapped, but one end is still hanging from the small ring in the rafters! Mongo, slowly climbing to his feet, watching the belt swing back and forth the entire way up. Realizing it isnt coming down Mongo begins to climb the ladder, Scorpion has rolled to the outside. Mongo sees Scorpion grab a chair on the outside and jumps down, grabbing the chair he brought in earlier before proceeding to climb the ladder once again. Mongo gets about four rungs up this time and Scorpion grabs him by the legs, pulling him off the ladder. Mongo lands on his feet both men take swings with the chairs, both men connecting with each others skulls and both men going down in a heap! Both are motionless on the mat, the ladder toppled over after the chairs connected with an end. Meanwhile with both men down, the title drops from the rafters and lands in the middle of the ring!!!*
Joey & Ray: WHAT THE HELL?!
*The referee on the outside has no idea what to do at this point, but he does get into the ring, and pick up the title. He looks around almost as though hes hoping somebody would give him an answer and eventually tells them to lower the ring. The ring that the belt was hanging off of comes down and the referee straps it back to it as they begin to pull it back up again. Mongo and Scorpion, both crawling to their feet, notice the title being brought back up, Mongo rolls to the outside. Mongo folds up one of the ladders and slides it into the ring. Mongo attempts to follow it back into the ring but a baseball slide from Scorpion sends it back into the face of Mongo.*
Ray: It looks like both men arent done yet!
*Mongo hits the mats on the outside and picks up one of the chairs that was used earlier. Scorpion rolls to the outside once again, and gets hit with the chair in the back. Mongo follows it up with a right hand that sends Scorpion up the stage area, only they arent going up the stage, they are between the stage and the barricade. They get to the bottom of the stage area and Mongo with a mighty swing clubs Scorpion in the skull with the chair, knocking him on top of the one the tables. Mongo walks past the electric area and up the steps to the stage itself. He disappears behind the curtain only to pull out a ladder. Mongo sets up the ladder at the end of the stage and signals to the crowd hes going for his body splash!*
Ray: No! He cant!
Joey: FLY FAT MAN FLY!!!!
*Despite the crowd not liking Mongo they rush to their feet for this one as Mongo begins to climb the ladder. However, Mongo, too in tune with the fans forgot to look down and when he does he sees Scorpion isnt there! Mongo looks back up to see Scorpion climbing the other side of the ladder! Mongo is in complete shock and tries to take down Scorpion with a right hand. Scorpion simply fires back with one of his own, and another to Mongo as he climbs to the top rung, and tries to pull Mongo up with him. Mongo, seeing Scorpion at the top, tries to knock him off balance by rocking back and forth moving the ladder. However, Scorpion doesnt topple over, but the ladder does. It begins to lean in the direction of the fans as Mongo and Scorpion both have worried expressions coming across their faces, realizing theyre going down! Mongo and Scorpion from a ladder on top of the stage both go toppling on top of the electric panel/box! Sparks are flying everywhere down there and the lights in the arena have gone completely out. The sparks from below is all that is lighting the arena!!!*
Joey: Is this the end for Mongo!?
Ray: I think the better question is Is this the end of Xtreme Hardcore!?
*The arena crew, after a few minutes are able to get one of the flood/spot lights on and focus it in on Scorpion and Mongo, who still dont looked to have moved, the fans are still a buzz over what the action they are seeing in this match! The light at this point can only find Mongo in the technical/electrical area but it moves down to the bottom of the stage where Scorpion is crawling out, only to collapse onto his stomach at the bottom of the ramp. Back to Mongo the light goes and sees him trying to sit up. It takes a moment or two but Mongo is actually up to his feet and slowly but surely staggers over towards Scorpion on the ramp. Scorpion gets to his feet as well and as Mongo is walking by, Scorpion turns him around and fires back with a right hand.*
Ray: Sucker punch!
*The punch itself sends even Scorpion staggering as Mongo is really feeling the effects himself. Mongo however is able to strike Scorpion with a right of his own until Scorpion musters the strength to throw two of them at Mongo as they move closer towards the ring. Mongo, trying to get away from Scorpion, rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring; Scorpion isnt too far behind. As Scorpion gets to his feet, Mongo has a ladder on his shoulder, runs in Scorpions direction and drives the end of it into the head of Scorpion. Mongo, still feeling the effects from earlier goes down as well but eventually is to his feet and sets up the ladder. Mongo begins to climb, but doesnt get very far before he himself just collapses off the ladder.
Mongo, obviously seriously hurt, Scorpion as well. Scorpion however, has also been busted open courtesy of that last shot to the head with the ladder. Scorpion picks up the second ladder that was in the ring and leans it against the turnbuckle. Mongo is now to his feet and low blows Scorpion!*
Ray & Joey: OOFDA!
*Mongo then looks as though he wants to hit an Xtreme Edge but Scorpion fights fire with fire and eye gouges Mongo. Scorpion reaches to the outside and grabs that baseball; Scorpion then takes a mighty swing and clubs Mongo in the head with the baseball bat! Mongo staggers back and is left leaning against the ladder as Scorpion grabs the second chair that was used earlier. He sizes up Mongo and with Mongo already leaning against the ladder, Scorpion connects steel to skull with the chair!*
Joey: Man, Mongo is taking a lot of shots, I wonder if his back can survive this
*Mongo collapses to the mat, Scorpion does as well. Scorpion however, is moving and crawls to the ropes where he pulls himself back up. He grabs the ladder that was leaning against the turnbuckle and places it beside the one in the middle of the ring, already setup. Scorpion begins climbing the ladder, slowly but surely, meanwhile, Mongo is somehow getting up again! Scorpion is reaching for the title; he is just inches away. He decides to go up one more rung, but as he reaches up, Mongo surprises him with a low blow! Mongo begins to climb the other ladder. Mongo is opposite of the hunched over Scorpion, and ladders are close enough where Mongo is able to grab Scorpion. Mongo, with everything he has left, is able to hit the Xtreme Driver on Scorpion, from the top of the ladder!!!*
Joey: HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Crowd: X-H-F! X-H-F!
*Both men look to be completely out on the mat below as one of the ladders topples over, but it falls away from the other and onto the ropes, so the other is still standing. Scorpion gets to his feet, but is unbalanced, wobbling about as Mongo is up and is doing the same. Mongo take a swing at Scorpion but Scorpion ducks, spinning Mongo right around and Scorpion comes back with a German Suplex onto the ladder that was leaning against the ropes! Mongos head hit hard as rolls off the ladder, Scorpions back going against the ladder as well, and again both men are down.*
Ray: With the shape these two are in, I dont think anybody will be climbing a ladder
*Scorpion is crawling on his stomach towards the ladder the ladder is still standing. Mongo rolls over and reaches out of the ring, there standing up right against the steps is a sledgehammer! How it got there nobody is really sure but Mongo pulls it into the ring and proceeds to use the turnbuckles to pull himself to his feet. Scorpion is literally crawling up the ladder and is about four rungs up when Mongo simply turns and drives that sledgehammer into the back of Scorpion! Mongo doesnt have enough energy to stand and falls in the direction of Scorpion, though Scorpion was already knocked off the ladder with the sledgehammer, Mongo falls into the ladder, knocking both he and the ladder down.*
Ray: Oh my god
Joey: That could paralyze Scorpion!
*Mongo looks over at the announcers table and raises a hand, motioning with his hand as though somebody should come over. Joey Hawke gets up and from behind his chair he grabs a barbed wire bat and slides it into the ring beside Mongo. Scorpion doesnt see it; hes setting up the ladder. Mongo slightly moves the baseball bat over and begins crawling up the opposite side of the ladder. Scorpion sees him climbing and decides to do the same. Both men reach about two rungs from the top and Mongo fires a right hand at Scorpion. Scorpions head jolts back but he fires back with a right hand of his own. Mongo staggers back once again and Scorpion, slams the head of Mongo into the top of the ladder.*
Ray: And now you are helping Mongo!
Joey: Hey, I gotta do what I gotta do
*With that Scorpion is able to put his foot on the other side of the ladder and swing over in behind Mongo. Mongo looks a little dizzy after getting his head slammed into the top of the ladder and Scorpion simply grabs him by the back of the head, placing his head under his arm. Scorpion then comes off the top of the ladder with a Scorpion Death Drop. They land right on that barb wire bat and to make matters worse, with it an explosive of some sort goes off as a huge fireball bursts from under both men!!!*
Ray: Oh my God! What the hell was that!
Joey: Damn! The added feature Mongo had me add backfired!
*First the electric panel/box and now an explosive, both men are down again, it looks as though, they may have suffered some damage this time as it appears as though the back of Mongo and the stomach of Scorpion is a little dark as though it had been burned by the fireball. Scorpion is the first to move, with his hands, hes pulling himself towards the ladder. He gets his hand on the bottom rung and pulls himself up the ladderer. He is literally crawling up the ladder, Mongo still down. Scorpion reaches up and is inches away, Mongo still down. Just one more rung...hes got it!*
Winner and still XHF Champion :: Scorpion
Joey: Damnit no!
*Scorpion grabs the title and immediately is hunched over the top of the ladder before toppling over and dropping to the mat even before he had a chance to raise the title. Mongo is still down in the same spot Scorpion left him, Scorpion with the title draped over his chest, is down as well and neither man is moving after an absolutely brutal contest. The camera following the spot/flood light around the ring, witnessing the broken announce table, the ladder down below the ramp, the broken ladder on the outside of the ring, the two busted ladder inside the ring, the three dented chairs, and at a certain angle it appears as though after the explosive went off their may be a hole in the ring, as well as the sledgehammer, the bat and the barbwire bat. It then takes a final look at Mongo and then zooms in on the fallen Scorpion, blood still dripping from his head but the title draped around his waist as Decimation slowly comes to and end*
???: Two yearstwo years Ive worked for this.
*A fast clip of Storm hitting a superkick is shown, and then they show his face in black and white, close up.*
Storm: It was worth it. 360 days a year I would work my ass off. I live for this
*The clip of Storm winning the End Of Days tournament is shown, and then him with his hands in the air.*
Storm:Ill kill for this
Lance Storm holding up his European title, and then his Junior Heavyweight title
Storm: Ill die for this
*Lance Storm in the ring with numerous superstars are shown, and then standing over his opponent Rage.*
Storm: The Perfect Storm is among us.
*The camera fades, but then fades back to show the face of XHF owner, Mongo The Destroyer.*
Mongo: Tonight is my nightthe night that I reign supreme.
*The camera then quickly shows the chokeslam Scorpion delivered on Wednesday.*
Mongo: No Scorpion can take me down, as I climb the ladder to fameand claim what is mine.
*Mongo holding the title in the air three different times, from three different reigns. Which then fades to Scorpion pinning Reeshi at Night Of Champions II.*
Scorpion: I am the champion, the leader of this company.
*Camera shows Scorpion defeating Rhein at Retribution.*
Scorpion: Ive defeated everybody that has stepped up to me, and I have done it as a champion.
*Scorpion then pinning Mongo at End Of Days is shown, then the chokeslam once again from Wednesday, and then Lance Storm giving Rage the Reality Check, as the face of Scorpion, Mongo and Lance Storm flickers the screen.*
Mongo, Lance Storm and Scorpion: This is my nightthis is my dreamthis is my
DECIMATION.
*The camera then shows the arena, as Free by Powerman 5000 hits the PA, and pyros explode introducing the Decimation set. The crowd is on their feet, as the pyros end, and then zooms in at the commentators table.*
Ray Usher: Hello and welcome to Decimation! We are here live at the Nassau Coliseum in New York!
Joey: So Mongo, who will be joining us at ringside tonight?
Mongo: Freddie BlassieOh no, wait, he cancelled on us, the asshole
Ray: Mongo!
Mongo: What? He cancelled on us, nobody does that to the XHF!
Ray: But Mo-
Mongo: No excuses
*Suddenly Snake Bit by the WWE hits and Jake the Snake Roberts walks out onto the entrance ramp. He is stumbling a little bit.*
Mongo: Theres our commentator!
*As Jake walks down the ramp, not unlike a man who is very smashed, suddenly through the PA, over Jakes music comes the sound of Scott Hall*
Hall (very drunk sounding)): DRINK TO ME DRINK TO MY HEALTH BECAUSE YOU KNOW I CANT DRINK ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Halls voice continues to sing his own theme as Jakes keeps playing. Jake rolls into the ring, gets up, gets his composure, then raises his arm to the crowd, they all cheer. He points to his snake bag that he has with him and the crowd oohs. Roberts then spills his snake Damian out into the ring. He picks up the snake and holds it over the ropes and up to the cameras, then to get even more of a reaction, Jake goes to the center of the ring, puts a leg on either side of the snake and.and.starts jacking off with Damian*
Joey: Only in the XHF!
Ray: Man, and I used to be a huge Roberts fan
Mongo: Oh, so this is probably like somebody telling you that there is no god, correct?
Ray: No, its like somebody showing me that Jake the Snake Roberts is just a washed up rummy who has no self respect
*As Jake continues, the tranquilizers in Damian start to wear off very quickly, and Damian bites Jake in the hand*
Jake: MOTHER FUCKER!
*Roberts throws the snake down and picks it up by its tail, he then goes to a corner and starts whipping the snake onto a turnbuckle repeatedly*
Mongo: God damnit, Im gonna have a hell of a time explaining this to animal rights activists
*Roberts does this a few times, then loses intrest, and passes out, and the crowd laughs at him, they laugh and they laugh. A few road agents then come down and drag him off*
Mongo: Well, I guess we wont be having any guest commentary tonight
*The arena lights dim and the sounds of Godsmacks "I Stand Alone" fill the arena. Smoke covers the stage as the fans get on their feet and begin to cheer the name of the Peoples Champion Scorpion. The curtain is thrown aside and Scorpion appears through the smoke to a huge obviation from the crowd. Scorpion walks down the ramp pausing half way down as white lights flash through the arena as the sound of thunder echoes over the music at the same time. Scorpion continues to the commentators table.*
Mongo: Or not, so Scorpion, what do we owe this visit?
Scorpion: Well Roberts couldnt handle the job, so the peoples champ is here to commentate
*The lights go out and a green searchlight comes across the sage and Xtreme-Tron as the voice of Linkin Park can be heard in the background and the beginning of Faint can be heard.*
"I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I cant help the fact that everybody can see these scars
I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe this is real
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here cause you want what I've got"
*As the chorus begins Teo steps out onto the stage to the support of the cheering fans. He runs towards the ring and jumps onto the apron before stepping into the ring and raising his arms to the fans.*
Scorpion: Man, midgets are so cool
*Journey's Any Way You Want It Blasts as mini Bong-Hoe, walks out with a big smile and waves to the booing fans, he then proceeds down the ramp and to the ring*
Joey: Hehe, its funny because hes small
*"Santa's Workshop" from the game "No One Lives Forever" soundtrack plays as Mini Man-Go walks out with two very hot ladies, he smiles and smacks one of the women's asses, then proceeds to the ring*
Mongo: Man, Man-Go is the man, did you see those chicks he got us?
Joey: Yeah, its only too bad I wasnt there
Midget Championship Over The Top Battle Royal
Man-Go vs. Bong-Hoe vs. Teo
*The three mini men begin to circle each other around the ring until Teo takes the lead and runs at Man-Go and kicks the back of his knee out causing him to fall to one knee then Teo turns around he is taken down with a hard clothesline from Bong-Hoe. Teo is on the ground as Man-Go gets to his feet. Bong-Hoe goes to grab Man-Go but Man-Go counters with a swift kick to the groin. Bong-Hoe doubles over holding his groin and Man-Go delivers a quick DDT. Teo is now up to his feet and Man-Go does not see him. Man-Go turns around and Teo grabs him and goes to through him over the top rope, but can only throw him over the bottom rope. Man-Go is not eliminated as Teo then steps out onto the ring apron. Man-Go gets to his feet on outside and Teo hops onto him and takes him down with a hurricanrana. Teo is quick to get back to his feet then he climbs back up onto the ring apron. Teo runs over to the corner and climbs up as Bong-Hoe is slowly getting to his feet. Teo dives off at Bong-Hoe with a flying cross body, but Bong-Hoe dives to the mat and Teo meets the canvas. Bong-Hoe quickly scrambles to the corner and pulls himself up on the turnbuckles. Teo is up to his feet but holding his midsection in pain. Teo scrambles around and right into Bong-Hoe. Bong-Hoe kicks Teo in the gut and sets him up and drives him down with the Mini Xtreme Edge. Teo is completely out and Bong-Hoe points to the ropes like he is going to through Teo over. Bong-Hoe then reaches down an lifts up the limp body of Teo and tosses him towards the ropes, but again he does not go over the top. Teo is again not eliminated and Bong-Hoe looks over at refs on the outside and begins to shrug his shoulder. The ref then walks over to the time keepers table and grabs a mic.*
Ref: By order of the fact that none of these men can through the other over the TOP ROPE this match is now an over the second rope battle royal.
Mongo: I think thats appropriate
Ray: Man they are small
Scorpion: Give me back my belt
Mongo: No, its mine
*Bong-Hoe begins to nod in agreement with the refs decision as Man-Go slides into the ring. Man-Go stands behind his brother Bong-Hoe and as Bong-Hoe turns around Man-Go grabs him by the neck and drives him down with a mini choke slam. Man-Go then lifts up his brother and goes to through him over the second rope, but Bong-Hoe fights off by holding onto the second rope. Bong-Hoe is flipped over the rope but lands on the ring apron and rolls back in. Man-Go stomps on Bong-Hoe and lifts him up to his feet. Man-Go grabs Bong-Hoe by the wrist and goes to whip him across the ring, but Bong-Hoe reverses it and sends Man-Go into the ropes. Man-Go comes back after bouncing off the ropes and Bong-Hoe hits the ground and Man-Go leaps over him right into a missile drop kick from Teo who was perched on the top rope. Bong-Hoe gets to his feet and Teo grabs him from behind and drives him to the mat with a German suplex. Man-Go now back up as well and Teo sends him back down with a standing drop kick. Teo then sets the brothers up laying right next to each other and Teo climbs the top rope. Teo then flies off onto both men with Mini Mayhem. Teo is hurt by the impact as well and all three midgets are down. None of the tiny men are moving when the words "SIMPLY SENSATIONAL" flash across the Xtreme Tron. Immediately the masses rise to their feet in a booing of one third of the faction known simply as the Triad. Prodigy strides to the ring cockily as Theory Of A Deadman's 'Invisible Man' continues to blare. He pauses on the staging area to take a sip from his water bottle before casting it aside and striding to the ring. He knees up on the apron before making it to a full standing base and turning toward the crowd with a smirk. They show him no mercy and explode with hatred. Enticed, Prodigy steps through the middle rope.*
Scorpion: What the fuck is he doing in there!? Oh, and give it back
Mongo: No means no bug-boy
*Prodigy looks around at the three mini men and begins to laugh sadistically. Prodigy then walks over to Teo and lifts him to his feet. Prodigy slaps the little man once and Two falls in a heap to the ground. Prodigy then lifts Teo up and above his head in a full gorilla press above his head. Prodigy walks around the ring with Teo high above his head and tosses him clear over the top rope.*
Eliminated: Teo
Joey: And it looks as if Prodigy doesnt like Teo
*Prodigys smile grows as Mini Man-Go is now slowly getting to his feet and Prodigy boots him in the head. Prodigy then quickly lifts the miniature pimp up and lifts him for a vertical suplex, but turns it into Rage Against the Xtreme. The move knocks Man-Go right out and the mini Pimp lays lifeless on the mat. Prodigy then lifts Man-Go to his feet and tosses him right over the top. *
Eliminated: Mini Man-Go
Winner and STILL RWF Midget Champion: Mini Bong-Hoe
Mongo: God damnit!
Scorpion: Serves you right
*Now Bong-Hoe is to his feet and he is clapping at the Prodigy as the ref tosses him his RWF Midget Championship. Mini Bong-Hoe places the title on his shoulder and extends his hand to shake with the Prodigy. Prodigy reaches his hand out and they shake, but Prodigy does no let go and pulls the midget to him and lifts him up onto his shoulder then dives down with a body slam. Prodigy then lifts Bong-Hoe up then throws him out as well. Prodigy then calls for a mic. ::Prodigy bounds about the ring. Slowly he pauses turns toward the camera with a vicious gleam and tosses off his "Culmination of Innovation" logo
t-shirt. Slowly he grabs a mic, never turning his glare from the lens. He lifts the mic to his lips ashe begins to speak.*
Prodigy: Look at the bullshit this federation is trying to pass off as entertainment. Their short on talent, short on charisma, and short on stature..just like the rest of this damn federation.. Well ya know what boys? It's time to put the kids to bed because the Prodigy's back and in full form. You think this is a game? Not booking me on one of the biggest shows of the year?
*He pauses and paces around the ring*
Prodigy : History lesson please. Last year at this time what did I do? Thats right I took out one of the biggest names in the federation, "Primetime" Chris Sanders. I sent him and his ego crashing off this ladder straight through a pile of tables. My vicious and overly sadistic buddy literally ripped Goldberg open and we climbed that ladder to claim our championships. This was my night..ONE YEAR AGO..MY NIGHT! It was a night of triumph for the RWF, as nearly every night was during that era. Prodigy and Rancor...Rat Bastard, who could stop that trio? Not one XHF superstar could ever put to rest such an amazing force. In fact, it took an implosion if youwill amongst the ranks to finally disassemble OUR empire.
*He stops pacing.*
Prodigy : But that's all in the past. Night was the beginning of a new era in Xtreme Entertainment. Ladies and gentleman your looking at a NEW Prodigy, a better, wise Prodigy. But mind you I am the same GODSENT I was before my leave of absence.. Boys and girls, this is the OFFICIAL reinstatement of the man known the world of as the SENSATION of INNOVATION..the man known througout the coutines as the Annville Approbation. Thats right your favorite and mine, the ratings thrilla'..the man, the myth the ABSOLUTE...The Prodigy.
*He starts to step through the ropes as he continues speaking*
Prodigy : And this is only the beginning...it's happening again, good God Almighty.., its happening AGAIN!
*He steps through the ropes as Sentenced "I Kill Myself" blares throughout the arena leading Prodigy back through the curtains.*
Mongo: He ruined a perfectly good midget match
*Imaginary hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the Xtreme-Tron appear in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and Sleeping Awake hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title.*
Ray: Apollyon looks to be in prime form tonight.
Joey: I dont think Wraith will lose to this punk. He doesnt have what it takes.
*Wraith comes out from the crowd, carrying his kendo stick in his left hand. He beats himself in the head with it on his way down from the crowd, as smoke rises around the whole arena, blinding everybody. He then goes down to the end of the rail, and jumps over it, as the smoke clears out. He enters the ring.*
Ray: This should be a good match to open up the normal sized version of Decimation.
Apollyon vs. Wraith
*The bell rings and the two begin by staring each other down. Neither one wants to make the first mistake. They grapple in the center of the ring with Apollyon gaining the upper hand and shoving Wraith to the ground. Wraith stands up quickly and stares down Apollyon. They grapple again but this time Wraith kicks Apollyon in the gut. He hits a DDT. Apollyon rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Wraith comes charging in using his speed advantage to clothesline Apollyon over the top rope.*
Joey: I told you, Wraiths off to an early lead.
Ray: Its been one minute and youre already assuming he won . . .
*Apollyon stands to see Wraith taunting him in the ring. Apollyon grabs Wraiths foot and yanks causing Wraith to fall to his back. He climbs to the apron as Wraith stands. Wraith tries to grab Apollyon but is greeted with a shoulder to the ribs. Apollyon then hits a guillotine drop. He slides into the ring. He pulls Wraith up by his right arm and pulls him to the ropes. He climbs the ropes and hits the Old School. He goes to pick Wraith up again but Wraith hits a spinning sweep bringing down Apollyon. Both men stand up and grapple again. They jockey back and forth until Wraith hits an Irish Whip to the corner. He puts Apollyon on the top rope and climbs up after him. He hits the second rope and Apollyon punches him in the gut and pushes him off. He hits a double foot stomp off the top rope.*
Ray: Apollyon has control in the match now.
*Wraith rolls out of the ring. Apollyon walks to the ropes but Wraith reaches up and punches him in the gut. Wraith climbs to the apron and tries to suplex Apollyon out but Apollyon holds on and suplexes him into the ring. Apollyon starts stomping the chest of Wraith. He picks Wraith up only to be hit with a jawbreaker. Apollyon stumbles to the ropes. He charges at Wraith only to be greeted with a back body drop. Wraith hits a toe kick to the gut.*
Joey: The Painkiller!
*Apollyon resists and holds onto Wraith. He tosses him across the ring. Wraith stands only to be hit with a massive clothesline. He tries again and is hit again. Apollyon does this 4 times. He then picks up Wraith. He hits a Bloody Vengeance. Wraith sits up. Apollyon looks for a haymaker but instead has it blocked and receives a punch to the face. They trade punches back and forth until Wraith grapples and hits grapple knee strikes. Apollyon falls holding his gut. Wraith hits a leg drop. He climbs to the top. He leaps for an elbow drop but Apollyon rolls out of the way. The ref starts the count. Dominique starts pounding the apron cheering for Apollyon. The count gets to 8 before the men are up again. Apollyon charges but is hit with a drop toe hold.*
Ray: Wraith is taking the opportunity to beat up Apollyon.
Joey: Told you so.
*Wraith starts punching him on the mat. He picks him up and gives him the middle finger. He sets up for the Dangerous DDT but Dominique leaps onto the apron. The ref isnt there to count after the move. Apollyon goes to see what is wrong. He pushes the ref away and slaps Dominique who falls off the apron and to the floor. She stares at him as Wraith puts on a sadistic smile and the crowd cheers. He takes two steps back to hit a suicide dive but instead receives an Apollyon Slam. Apollyon crawls over to pin Wraith. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out at 2.*
Ray: Both men are out again.
*Apollyon is up first and Wraith is right behind. They start trading punches but Wraith hits a Russian leg sweep. He locks in a half crab. The ref checks for a tap out. Wraith locks it in tighter. Apollyon is in real pain and is screaming but wont give in. He is about to tap when Dominique stands and comes to the apron. Wraith breaks the hold and walks to her. She spits at him and laughs. He pulls her into the ring and hits the toe kick followed by the Painkiller. He laughs but doesnt see Apollyon behind him setting up. He turns right into a Darkside Bomb. Apollyon pins with an inside cradle. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3*
Winner: Apollyon
Mongo: And a great match to really get us started off!
Scorpion: Give me back my belt
Mongo: No
*Camera shows Torturous Tom and Slain, who are shown driving a car through a city background.*
Where to now?
According to the map it says tofollow that sign saying "Nassau Coliseum This Way"
We'd better not be late.
*Slain looks at what appears to be a portable tv in his lap. Tom glances over and sees what's on the screen.*
Awww I knew it. Late for our own fucking return. Typical. I don't get how come we're allowed to work in this country three hundred and sixty five days a year for a wrestling promotion broadcast worldwide, yet we can't rent a damn car.
I told you we should've taken my bike.
No we couldn't have taken your bike. Your bike has room for one person, you. That's why its your bike and not our bike. Besides, riding a bike through Long Island New York? We'd get {No Means No}!
You're trained in lucha libre aren't ya? You could sit on my shoulders! And rana me off when we got there!
Well if that's such a good idea then why didn't Grace Personified do that?
Tom.I really don't think we should be using a couple of Christians as role models for anything in life. In fact a couple of Christians getting a rental car is probably the best reason you can get for not doing so yourself.
You've got a point but it's too late now, just keep giving me directions.
*The ring crew comes out and begins setting up the ring for the Clockwork Orange House of Fun. On the screen it shows Kanyon walking down the halls, heading towards the entrance getting ready to come out for the match. As the camera is about to turn away, it catches Raven running up from behind Kanyon. Raven catches Raven with a club the back of the head, sending him forward before grabbing Kanyon by the back of the head and tosses him head first up against the wall! Kanyon bounces back off the wall and Raven tosses him up again. Kanyon stumbles back and falls onto the cement below while Raven turns around to see an XHF worker up on a ladder fixing a lightbulb. Raven grabs the worker and tosses him off the ladder and begins to climb it himself. Kanyon is able to jump right back up to his feet and climbs the other side of the ladder. They meet on the top of the ladder and begin to trade right hands before Raven bounces the head of Kanyon off the wall, knocking Kanyon off the ladder. He falls off the ladder and goes through one of the equipment trunks! Raven looks down at Kanyon, laying in the trunk and jumps off the ladder, connecting with an elbow drop to Kanyon!*
Ray: It looks like this match is underway right away!
Raven's Clockwork Orange House of Fun for the XHF Phoenix Championship
Raven vs. Kanyon
*Raven pulls himself out of the mess, grabbing Kanyon by the hair and pulling him out as well. Raven begins dragging Kanyon down the halls before tossing him back first into a storage cart. Several poles and boxes topple off as Kanyon continues to stumble about. Raven boots Kanyon in the gut, leaving him hunched over and tries to whip him across into the far wall but while hunched over Kanyon has grabbed one of the poles and drives into the gut of Raven. Now its Raven hunched over and Kanyon fires back, striking Raven across the back with the pole. Kanyon repays the favour, tossing Raven head first into the wall this time, as Raven falls into a sitting position against the wall. Kanyon proceeds by driving a few boots to the chest of Raven and then gets in behind that large storage cart. With the cart on wheels, Kanyon shoves it forward, crashing it into Raven along the wall!*
Joey: Now correct me if Im wrong, but I do think the rules that Raven specified is that to win, the victor must handcuff his opponent to the cage and beat him with a steel chair
Ray: Thats how I heard it
*Kanyon moves the cart and grabs Raven by the hair pulling him to his feet as its Kanyon now, dragging Raven down the halls. Raven finds the strength in him to loosen the grip, get his shoulder around the stomach of Kanyon and force him back, the two go crashing right through a door. Raven is able to position himself on top of Kanyon and fire away with some right hands to the head of Kanyon. Kanyon, gets his arms up and is able to fend off the Phoenix Champion. Raven goes into the room, in which we believe is a locker room because he comes back with a belt. Raven goes to whip Kanyon with the belt but Kanyon surprises Raven with a chair shot to the gut. Kanyon grabs Raven by the back of the head and tosses him across the hall where Raven goes right through a glass window!*
Mongo: Holy crap!
*Raven lays in the shattered glass, his head busted open already. A referee is now on the scene to show that the match has in fact started. Though they let it start when Raven first jumped Kanyon there is now a referee to try and gain some control. Kanyon steps through the now open window and meets Raven on the other side. Raven jumps up with a thumb to the eye of Kanyon, trying to buy himself some time as he begins to crawl around in the shattered pieces of glass. Raven opens the door at the far end of the room and Kanyon isnt too far behind, as the door leads out to the parking lot. Kanyon grabs Raven by the hair but Raven fights back with some right hands. Kanyon stumbles back a bit as Raven now, repaying the favour from Kanyon, grabs him by the head and tosses him head first into a car window!*
Joey: There is no love lost between these two
*The glass shatters, busting Kanyon open as the two are now bleeding from the head, Raven reaches through the car door and unlocks it. Raven opens the door and stuffs Kanyon inside. Kanyon tries to crawl out and has his head sticking out of the door when Raven slams the door shut, right into the head of Kanyon! Raven now staggers back into the building and comes back with a sledgehammer. Kanyon, inside the back of that car and Raven, with the sledgehammer begins smashing the back window as well as the back doors of that car!*
Ray: Not the sledgehammer!
*Raven now, staggering about in the parking lot, flips his hair back, wiping the blood from his forehead. He steps into a forklift and begins to drive it towards the car. He gets under it and begins to left it into the air. Raven has the car, with Kanyon inside up as far as it can go and he turns it off. Raven now, steps out and jumps onto the dumpster, from there onto the big 18 wheel XHF truck and from there is able to jump onto the fork lift. Raven opens the door and a powder of some sort if thrown into the eyes of Raven! Kanyon steps out and the camera gets a closer look, showing that it wasnt a powder, it was the cigarette ashes from the front of the car!*
Joey: Doesnt Raven know that smoking is bad for you?
Scorpion: Doesnt Mr. Hawke know that his style of commentating went out of style when Ventura stopped commentating for the WWF?
Joey: Why I never!
Ray: Well maybe you should sometime, I hear its fun
Mongo: Nice Groucho Ray
Ray: Thank you
Mongo: Wha?
Ray: Than-
Mongo: Za-huh!
Ray: Th-
Mongo: Fwhogogads?
Ray: You know what Mongo, fuck you
Mongo: Thats my boy
*Raven cant see and takes a desperate swing at Kanyon but completely misses. The force behind it, has Raven almost falling off the forklift but Kanyon grabs him and pulls him back. Kanyon, with his back turned to the edge of the forklift, has his arms wrapped around the back of Raven. It appears as though Kanyon is getting set to send Raven off the forklift when Raven connects with a low blow to Kanyon!*
Mongo, Ray, & Joey: OUCH!
Scorpion: Wow, and in the same key too
*Raven wraps his arms around Raven and is set for a Russian Leg Sweep off the forklift! Raven leans forward and then jolts back, both men come off the forklift as Raven connects with the Russian Leg Sweep onto the top of a second car in the parking lot!!! The two have gone right through the roof of the car and are both laying, motionless on the inside!!*
Joey: Holy shit!
Mongo: You can say that again!
Joey: Id rather not
*After a minute or two of nothing from the car, one of the doors opens and Raven is crawling out of the car, Kanyon begins to crawl out of the front door of the car on the same side. Both are able to get out of the car, as they now try to get to their feet. Raven is first up and kicks Kanyon in the gut as Kanyon begins rolling back towards the door. Raven staggers back over to Kanyon and comes through with another kick to Kanyon and the two are now back inside the building. Raven picks up Kanyon and begins to drag him back through the halls again but Kanyon gets his hands free and tosses Raven into the wall. Raven comes back and Kanyon connects with an atomic drop! Raven jumping around, holding his crotch area and Kanyon sends him down hard to the concrete with a clothesline. Kanyon goes down as well, as he begins to crawl back towards the entrance.*
Ray, Joey, & Mongo: OOF!
Scorpion: And a clothesline too
*Kanyon crawls through the curtains and appears on the stage, a standing ovation is given after the actions that went down in the parking lot. One is given to Raven as well as Raven crawls out after Kanyon. Camera pans over to the ring to see one steel cage wall on one side of the ring two tables set up on the outside. There is an extended pole at all four corners with chains stringing them together. Wrapped in them are steel chairs, kendo sticks, stop signs and other various weaponry. Around the ropes are more chains, two tables attached to them as well, including smaller street signs, a baseball bat and a two by four.*
Mongo: I have a feeling this is going to get Xtreme!
*Panning back to the top of the ramp Kanyon and Raven are now both to their feet. A right hand by Raven sends Kanyon staggering but he is able to fire back with one of his own. Another one from Kanyon has Raven reeling as Raven is trying to keep his balance at the edge of the stage. Raven fires a right hand at Kanyon trying to get away from the edge of the stage but a push from Kanyon sends Raven off the ramp, back first through two tables down below!!*
Ray: Holy crap!
Joey: Dont steal my bit
*The crowd is again abuzz as Kanyon lay at the edge of the stage, Raven, arms and legs stretched out, motionless in a mess of tables below the stage. Kanyon pulls himself to his feet and stands at the edge of the stage, staring down at Raven. Kanyon signals something to the crowd and jumps off the stage, landing on top of Raven with some sort of leg drop/elbow drop! Kanyon immediately rolls off of Raven, holding the back of his head as though he hit it off something on the way down.*
Mongo: I hope these two survive this match
Scorpion: Im sure you do, seeing as ratings would plummet if they didnt
Mongo: Yeah, so?
*After a short while of no movement Raven is able to roll onto his stomach revealing a huge gash in his arm. Kanyons now also busted open the back of his head to go along with the front. Raven uses the edge of the ramp to pull himself up, turns and sees Kanyon crawling back towards the ring, following Raven. Raven steps in front of one of the tables and leans it against the barricade. He then turns around only to have Kanyon lunge at him with a "Do Not Pass" sign off the barricade. He connects with the side of the head of Raven, as Raven is tosses back he goes head first into the steel ring post as well! Raven hits the mat and is again motionless as Kanyon collapses beside him.*
Ray: And both men are already spent!
Joey: This is already Xtreme!
*Both men use the apron to pull themselves up and they roll into the ring, finally both men have made it to the ring. They now use the ropes to pull themselves up, Raven grabbing Kanyon by the back of the head and tossing him up against the steel cage! Raven staggers back and collapses to the mat as Raven steps onto the middle rope, reaches up and grabs a kendo stick. As Kanyon begins to get up, Raven strikes across the back of Kanyon. Kanyon goes down but bounces back up. Raven waits for Kanyon to get up right on his knees and then cracks the kendo stick over the skull of Kanyon.*
Ray: What a sickening crack of kendo on Kanyon!
*Raven now staggering about, the blood still dripping from both his forehead and his arm. He moves across to the same chain and grabs a steel chair. He sits the chair upright in the middle of the ring and proceeds to pick up Kanyon. Raven whips Kanyon into far ropes, but Kanyon stops dead in his tracks. Comes back and slides up the leg of Raven. As Raven turns around, Kanyon kicks him in the gut and delivers a swinging neck breaker onto the chair!*
Joey: OH MY GOD!
*Kanyon now, is first to his feet as he climbs to the top rope and undoes the chain from one of the poles. The end of that chair drops down as does Kanyon. He grabs hold of the chain and wraps part of it around his fist. Raven trying to get up, is struck with a right hand from Kanyon, with that chain still wrapped around his fist. Keeping the chain on, Kanyon pounces on Raven and begins to attack the open wound on the forehead of Raven!*
Mongo: See that Scorpion?
Scorpion: Yeah
Mongo: Yeah, I think you know what Im saying
Scorpion: You didnt say anything
Mongo: Didnt I?
Scorpion: Give me back my belt
Mongo: Say what?
Scorpion: Giv-
Mongo: What pussy?
Scorpion: Give me-
Mongo: Wha-hu-ha?
Joey: Stop it, both of you
*After about 5 good punches to the head, Kanyon steps off and throws off the chain as well, reaching towards one chains on the lower ropes and grabbing a table. Kanyon begins to set up the table inside the ring. He picks up Raven and lays him on top of the table but Raven slides off the other side. Kanyon reaching across for Raven but Raven throws the table up into the face of Kanyon. Kanyon discards of it from his way and looks up to see Raven strike him over the head with the steel chair! The sickening thud is heard throughout the arena as Kanyon lays on the mat, motionless.*
Joey: Wow that was loud
*Raven falls to his knees and sets down the chair. He does get up and when he does he sets up the table, placing Kanyon on top. Raven steps onto the table and picks up Kanyon, signaling for the Evenflow! He sets up Kanyon but Kanyon is somehow still fighting back, right hands into the gut of Raven. Raven eventually releases Kanyon and Kanyon hits the Flatliner, through the table!! Kanyon rolls over and drapes his arm over Raven but the referee doesnt count, hes trying to tell Kanyon thats not how you win the match.*
Joey: Oh dear, Kanyon either doesnt know how the match ends, or hes too hurt to remeber
*Kanyon just continues to lay there, arm draped over Raven before using his hands for support in pulling himself to his feet. Kanyon moves over to the referee and demands an explanation. It appears as though the referee is telling Kanyon how to win the match, the fans are still unsure but Kanyon seems satisfied. He turns away from the referee as Raven is diving through the air, clotheslining Kanyon over the top and to the outside, Raven goes over as well! Both men climb to their feet at about the same time, Raven surprising Kanyon with a kick to the gut and follows it up with the Even Flow through the table that was leaning against the barricade!!!*
Joey: Even Flow!
*Both men are down once again, Kanyon seems motionless, and after a short moment, its Raven using the barricade to pull himself to his feet. Raven gets up and picks up Kanyon dragging him over towards the steel cage wall. In front of the wall on the outside is a table as Raven lays Kanyon on top of the table. Raven then slowly but surely begins to climb the cage wall. After he gets about 4 feet off the grounds, Kanyon rolls off the table and slowly but surely begins to follow him up. Raven doesnt see him and continues to climb. Raven now on the top, sees Kanyon coming and tries to knock him off but cant, so Raven decides to go down the other side into the ring. Kanyon however, reaches over and grabs hold of Raven. Kanyon, drives the head of Raven into the cage trying to knock him off but it doesnt work. Raven still hanging on, clung to the side of the cage wall!*
Scorpion: Raven just wont let go!
*Kanyon tries to pull himself up a bit further to get a better grip on Raven and Raven does the same. Raven, with his free hand delivers a punch to the face of Kanyon, and another, loosening the grip of Kanyon. Raven, with his last desperation maneuver bangs the head of Kanyon against the steel as Kanyon falls from the top of the cage through that table on the outside!!!*
Mongo: Wow, our table bill is going to be high
Ray: Table bill?
Mongo: Yeah, they are all rentals from the arena
*Raven is still reeling on the top of the cage, clinging on with one hand. He eventually does get the other hand free and into a position where he is able to jump down back into the ring. Raven collapses to his knees as he attempts to gain some time. When he gets up, he sees Kanyon has done the same on the outside. Both men look at one another, Kanyon looks up and the begin to climb up the cage once again. Raven is first up and takes one of his hands off the top, reaching into his pocket and pulling out handcuffs! Kanyon gets one hand onto the top of the cage and begins to pull himself up. Raven tries to latch the hand of Kanyon to the cuffs, but Kanyon, gets his other hand on the top and is able to move his other, still with another support from the second hand. Raven misses and ends up getting to steel. The other end is still open as Kanyon, hanging on with one hand, Raven doing the same.*
Joey: This could be a sticky situation!
*Kanyon, gets his foot back onto the steel to give him some balance and pulls himself all the way up. Raven tries to throw a right hand at Kanyon but Kanyon catches the hand of Raven and with the other end of the handcuffs, cuffs Raven to the steel cage! Kanyon jumps down and rolls into the ring, slow to his feet he grabs a steel chair and begins climbing up beside Raven. Raven tries to kick him down, but with one hand on the cage, Kanyon lifts the chair and cracks it over the back of the head of Raven, knocking him dazed. With that, the kicking stops, Kanyon stands on the rope and pounds the chair into the back of the head of Raven! Ravens head hits the cage as well, the referee rings the bell and Kanyon wins the match*
Winner and new Phoenix Champion :: Kanyon
Mongo: And Kanyon pulls out a victory!
Joey: Wow, that was Xtreme with an X
Mongo: Yeah, hardcore
*Kanyon reaches into the pocket of Raven and pulls out the keys, releasing Raven, sending him crashing to the mat. Kanyon, low on energy, battered and bruised as well, loses grip of the steel and crashes down below as well. The referee drapes the title over the chest of Kanyon and raises his arm with Kanyon still laying on the mat*
Ray: No love lost there, Ill tell you that
*The camera opens in the hallway, where Annette is seen doing her nails with her legs crossed. She continues to do her nails, until someone walks up to her and she looks up, and a smile grows on her face.*
Annette: Oh my god!
Annette stands up, to show her sister, Tracy Brooks. The two embrace in a hug, as Annette then lets go.
Annette: So how are ya? I mean, I know about the whole weeding thing and stuffbut how are you feeling?
Tracy: WellIm okay. Like you said, the weeding thing waswas horrible. I mean, it was suppose to be the day that we talked about since we were teenagers, and it was ruined.
Annette: I know butI guess theres no way Charlie and Venom could ever like each other.
Tracy: Well this is why I came to talk to you. I mean, I think we can make them like each other.
Annette: How, I mean they totally hate each other.
Tracy: I know well
*Tracy then stops as she looks in pure shock, as the camera moves back revealing Charlie Velez in his non-wrestling attire and Junior Heavyweight title on his shoulder, and Christopher Daniels in his robe grinning at Tracy.*
Charlie: Hey Tracyhavent seen you in a while. Hows everything?
Tracy:Fine.
Charlie: I just want to tell you that you look beautiful, and that Im so happy to be in your family.
*Tracy goes to respond, but suddenly the Kinetic Power Trip steps in, with Venom wearing his trench vest, and the hood on his head with his tag team title around his waist. Decoy is wearing his Tag Team title, with his Tag Team title on his shoulder. The four stare at each other, as Venom breaks the silence.*
Venom: Is there something wrong here?
*Charlie goes to walk up face to face to Venom, but is stopped by Teo. Charlie looks down at Teo, and then back at Venom.*
Charlie: Nothing, I just came here to speak to my sister in lawcome on Annette, Brother Daniels and I have a match to get ready for.
*Annette grabs Charlies hand and slowly waves to her sister, as Grace Personified walk off. The Kinetic Power Trip stare down at the three, as the camera then the camera goes to the announce table.*
Mongo: Man, Annette and Miss Brooks are HOT
Joey: Gotta agree with you there
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them riled up. Harry then heads to the ring and Harry then goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants. He pulls out a microphone*
Harry: well it's been a hell of ride here in XHF. I have had my ups and my downs with all the great guys in the back. You know going out on top is what everyone in this arena expects. I highly doubt I will let them down, this is my style of a match and you know me being the Hardcore Legend I am, it's good to put one hell of a fucking show on for you all. So everyone here tonight, those watching at home, and the guys in the back who have the respect for me. I say this "Keep kicking ass like only XHF can, maybe just maybe, one day you will see Hardcore Harry once again. Thank you all......
Ray: A class act all the way
*Harry sets the mic down and gets ready for the entrance of Death Trap. As he enters you can here the fans way behind Harry as they are louder than Death Trap's music. The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtreme-Tron flashes Master of Puppets! Master of Puppets by Metallica blares through the speakers. It then shows a graveyard with tons of crosses and an army hat and strings on one. Dog tags and a marionette control are on another. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his blue trench coat and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has no shirt on and has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, coat, shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Mongo: I dont know, its ugly and tough Vs tough, man the ECF was badass
No Holds Barred
Hardcore Harry vs. Death Trap
*The two stand across the ring from one another, the fans in the background can all be seen getting up out of their seats, some cheering on Hardcore Harry, others cheering on Death Trap. The cheers only get louder as both men walk towards the middle of the ring. Once in the middle of the ring, they are standing nose to nose...well are trying too but Harry has such a height advantage its not really nose to nose. Death Trap starts it off with a right hand, and another before Harry fires back with one of his own and just like that, the two are quickly exchanging rights. After both men trade about ten-15 punches each, Death Trap takes the advantage with knee to the gut of Harry and with him hunched over connects with a spinning jump kick to the jaw of Harry that has him staggering back into the corner.*
Mongo: Wow, impressive
*Harry standing in the corner and Death Trap goes firing away on him with several martial arts kicks to the gut, ribs, and a few to the head of Harry. With Harry looking dazed in the corner, Death Trap follows it up with another spinning jump kick that knocks Harry into a sitting position up against the bottom turnbuckle. Death Trap, however, isnt done yet as he picks Harry up and whips him across to the other corner. Harry staggers out of the corner and Death Trap charges the ropes, coming back with a clothesline that sends Harry over the top, and to the outside, just missing the steel steps on the way down.*
Ray: And Harry goes over the top!
*Death Trap follows Harry to the outside. Harry, using the steps to help him up as he leans over the top one for support. Death Trap grabs Harry by the back of the head and pounds him head first into the top of the steps. Harry bounces straight up and Death Trap, with his shoulders into the stomach of Harry drives him up against the ring apron. Keeping a hold of Harry he turns and does it again to the barricade. Fans in the front row are jumping up and slapping Harry in the back just trying to touch him when Death Trap pulls him away and tosses him shoulder first into the steel steps, the steps exploding out after the impact. Death Trap, leaves Harry leaning against the bottom step that doesnt seem to have moved while he moves over to the time keepers table and grabs a steel chair. He walks over to Harry, who is to his knees and is trying to pull himself up, moving to a bent over position. Death Trap, leaning the chair sets the chair up just under the head of Harry and punches straight up, uppercutting the chair into the head of Harry! Harry jolts right up and leans over the barricade, but when he does stand straight up, you can see the blood spilling from his nose.*
Mongo: Now I think thats just disgusting
Ray: Dont like blood Mongo?
Mongo: No, a face shot of Harry
*Death Trap moves forward looking to grab Harry but Harry has grabbed a beer bottle from a fan in the front row and breaks it over the head of Death Trap! Death Trap staggers back over to the ring apron, his forehead busted open after the glass struck him. Harry, trying to buy himself some more time, simply grabs Death Trap by the back of the head and tosses him into the steel ring post. Death Trap exploding off the post, hitting the mat hard.*
Mongo: Ouch, that cant feel real great
*Harry leans over the barricade a short while longer, catching his breath a bit more as he moves back over to Death Trap, crawling in front of the ramp area. Death Trap gets to the side of the ramp, between the ramp and the barricade when Harry grabs him by the tights/pants. Death Trap turns and uses a fire extinguisher, blowing into the face of Harry! Through the smoke, Harry is sent back, hitting the mat hard and as the smoke clears, Death Trap stands over him, fire extinguisher in hand, showing that he has struck Harry over the head with the extinguisher.*
Joey: Death Trap is not holding back at all tonight
*Death Trap drops the fire extinguisher and moves to the ring where he lifts the apron and looks under. He pulls out a cookie tray which has three small brown bags sitting on top. Death Trap picks up the bags individually and sets them down beside him. Getting up with the tray. He turns around to go meet Harry but Harry surprises him with a huge boot to the tray, sending it up into the face of Death Trap. The tray hits the mat and the camera moves over it, revealing the dent in the chair, in the shape of a foot, Harrys foot has dented the actual tray!*
Mongo: Wow, I mean, wow
Scorpion: Stop looking at my belt, and get that masking tape with your name on it off of it!
Mongo: Why dont you come over here and make me?
*Harry picks Death Trap up off the ground and sets him up for a suplex. He holds him up there and comes down with brainbuster on the steel ramp! Death Trap looks completely out after his head just smashed against the steel, and Harry slow to get up into a sitting position. Harry, however gets up and moves back towards the ring where he himself lifts the apron this time and pulls out a table. Harry gets one of the legs set up and goes to turn the table up right but the leg breaks and Harry cant get it set-up. Harry decides to just lean it up against the barricade over in the corner and go grab another one.*
Mongo: More tables, more fun
*Harry is in the midst of setting up the others one when from behind comes Death Trap, wrapping his arms around Harry and taking him down with a huge German suplex. Both men are down at the moment but its Death Trap thats first to his feet. Death Trap moves over to Harry and grabs him by the head. Death Trap tries to pick him up but Harry slides right off him, right away, and immediately surprises Death Trap with a tazmission plex! Death Trap again landing on the bottom of the ramp, hitting the steel!*
Joey: Man, after this and Raven v Kanyon, I dont know if Ill be able to take the rest of the show
Mongo: They are being DECIMATED!
*Harry now moves back to the table and sets it up, standing up right. He goes back over to Death Trap and picks him up. A hard right hand, sends Death Trap staggering back over towards the ring area. Death Trap moves in beside the table and Hardcore Harry comes up beside him. As Death Trap turns around, Harry picks him up, looking for a spine buster through the table but Death Trap grabs hold of the top rope and Harry cant pull him down to slam him. Death Trap is able to weasel his way out of the grip of Harry and gets a few martial arts kicks to the head of Harry, knocking him back. Death Trap tries coming off the apron with a clothesline but Harry moves out of the way. As Death Trap gets up, Harry tries to Germen Suplex Death Trap back towards the table but Death Trap lands on his feet and as Harry turns around,
Death Trap spears him right through the table that was leaning against the barricade!!!*
Scorpion: This is Xtreme!
*Both men lay in the mess of tables, neither man showing and real definite movement as the referee tries to move some of the pieces of table out of the way so he can check on the two. Death Trap rolls out of the mess and to the side of the ring, Harry still, just sitting there in the mess, up against the barricade. Death Trap is able to get to his knees when he pulls out another table. Death Trap pulls it out and begins the struggle to his feet. He uses the ring apron to help him up to his feet and then proceeds in picking up the table. He picks up the table and begins to set it up but ends up dropping it as Harry is somehow back to his feet and comes back with a right hand. The referee frantically clears the mess of table from the corners as Death Trap continues to stagger back as Harry comes through with a few more right hands. Death Trap however is able to hold his ground after the last one, grab the legs of Harry, take them out from under him and lock in the Oblivion!*
Joey: Oblivion!
*
Harry is screaming in pain as it seems as though Death Trap was simply buying himself some more time. He releases the hold after a while and compromises by setting that table up in the corner once again. He then turns to one of the brown bags and dumps it on top of the table that is set up on the outside, in front of the ramp and just off the ring apron. As the bag continues to empty the camera zooms in to find theyre tacks! Thumbtacks scattered across the table!*
Mongo: Not tacks!
*Harry now is coming around to Death Trap but is going around the other side and is able to come up behind him, striking him over the head with the ring bell! Death Trap is sent into the ring apron and he proceeds by sliding into the ring. Harry jumps onto the apron and looks to be following him up into the ring but Death Trap surprises him with a right hand and then lunges to his feet, head butting Harry in the stomach! Death Trap, gets up and tries to do anything to knock Harry off the apron and through the table w/thumbtacks. Right hands, pushes, everything until Harry comes back with a thumb to the eye and pulls Death Trap out onto the apron as well. He sets Death Trap up between his legs and the fans to their feet, cameras ready, signs waving, cheering as loud as they can as Hardcore Harry looks to be trying to pile drive Death Trap from the apron through that table, but Death Trap, once into the air, comes right back down. Harry ties it again but again Harry cant get him up as he continues to fight him off. Suddenly Death Trap drops and connects with a low blow to Harry.*
Joey, Mongo, & Ray: YOWIE!
*With that Death Trap grabs the head of Harry and looks to be going for a bulldog but Harry holds onto the ropes, and Death Trap is soaring alone. Death Trap, goes back first onto the tacks and through the table!!! Death Trap immediately rolls out of the carnage, screaming in pain as there are tacks in his back, his legs, his chest, his stomach, hes become a human pin cushion!*
Scorpion: Man, Death Trap is covered in pins!
*Harry stands on the apron, almost in complete shock over what he just did, but shakes it off right away and drops to the outside to meet Death Trap. Harry picks up Death Trap but gets caught with a low blow. Death Trap, slow to his feet but he does get there and connects with a stalling pile driver, Harrys head hitting the mats on the outside. Death Trap, slow to his feet and is staggering about all over the place. He moves over to the table and tells the fans to clear the area. Security gets in and forces a few of the fans back as Death Trap pulls out from the second bag, matches! Death Trap holds up the matches, showing them off to the fans. Death Trap lighting one of them, sets and tosses it in front of the table. He takes a small bottle from the bag as well and begins to pour it out onto the table, the match now immediately catching and the table has become a towering inferno!*
Mongo: Fire!? Holy hell Batman!
*Death Trap tosses the bag away, no further use for it and turns to Harry who lunges at him with a clothesline. Harry drops to his knees and begins crawling around with Death Trap just trying to catch his breath. Harry, using the ring apron to pull himself up and actually gets onto the apron where he begins to climb the top rope. Harry signals for a top leg drop but out of nowhere comes Death Trap, hitting the rope, sending Harry to straddle the top turnbuckle. Death Trap now, quickly onto the apron and climbs up the top as well. He meets Harry up there and with tremendous strength and balance, stands on that middle rope, and picks Harry up onto his shoulders. Harry is sitting on Death Traps shoulders when from the top, Death Trap sends Harry down through the burning table with a perpendicular bomb!!!*
Joey: Why that bomb was so awesome, it was perpendicular!
*Death Trap, out cold after coming off the ropes himself, on the outside, Harrys out as well, through the table, into the flames and is now laying in the flames. the fans begin their famous holy shit chants as both Harry and Death Trap look to be completely out on the outside. The referee looking around, he doesnt know what to do at this point, hes just staring out at the carnage around the ring. Both men are down for quite some time but the fans keep the energy alive, still chanting, and still cheering for both men. Eventually, they do get to their feet, as Death Trap tosses the third and final bag into the ring before crawling in himself. At the other side of the ring, Harry is crawling in as well, both looking to finally end this match.*
Ray: I think they both want to end the carnage
*Harry, somehow is the first to his feet, and he grabs Death Trap, setting him up for the Hangmans DDT. However Death Trap is right by that bag and he begins digging through it, he pulls out a brick from the bag. Harry picks up Death Trap and Death Trap tries to sit up and strike Harry with the brick but Harry sees it and shoves Death Trap away. Harry kicks Death Trap in the gut and comes down with a basic DDT, causing Death Trap to drop the brick. Death Trap is down again, Harry down as well, still feeling the effects of that perpendicular bomb. Harry though is first to his feet and he picks up the brick. He holds it in his hands staring down at it, and then out to the fans. He looks back down at Death Trap who is to his knees and almost to his feet. Death Trap is on his feet, hands still on the ground, as he attempts to stand up straight. Just as he does, Harry turns and strikes him over the head with the brick! The brick has exploded into at least five pieces, Death Trap, now busted completely open, his face is a sea of red as he is out inside the ring! Harry falls on him, and the referee has no choice but to count. 1...2...3!*
Winner :: Hardcore Harry
Ray: What an end to a great career!
*The referee rolls Harry off of Death Trap and immediately calls for some help. EMTs and other medically qualified people rush out to help Death Trap as the referee moves over to check on Harry and calls out for some help for Harry. The table on the outside still has parts of it in flames, the tacks around the other side, broken table pieces all over, blood stains, steps exploded around the outside, pieces of brick inside the ring, both Harry and Death Trap are down and the fans are on their feet giving both men a well deserved standing ovation.*
Mongo: That was great
Scorpion: Im gonna go talk with Harry in the back, Ill see you in the main event
Mongo: Its a date!
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.*
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
*With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist and rubs his European Championship a moment. He unstraps it and raises it to the booing fans before taking off down the ramp, dragging the title behind him. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the still booing fans, he also raises his title. Platinum jumps down, giving the platinum "P" and his European Championship to the timekeeper.*
Mongo: Platinum is so damn cool
Joey: Yes, I think he was a great addition to Mongo Corp.
*Born Of a Broken Man plays as Gravedigger walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. GD then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
Joey: This should be a great match
XHF European Championship
Gravedigger vs. Platinum
*GD glares at the Champion as Platinum just smiles back at him and begins to bounce around in one spot. GD then raises his hands towards Platinum and Platinum quickly moves in with his hands raised but does not lock hands with GS instead he boots him in the gut and flips over GD as he leans and then grabs GD with a roll up and a quick kick out before the ref can even make a one count. Platinum springs to his feet and he is slightly snickering as GD gets to his feet as well. GD has a look of anger on his face as Platinum begins circling him smiling with a cocky grin. GD moves towards Platinum and for the first time in the match they lock up. GD Forces Platinum towards the corner but at the last minute Platinum uses his speed advantage to turn GD around and send GD into the corner. Platinum then quickly releases the hold and sends a hard chop to the chest of GD then Platinum backs away. Platinum mouths to GD that he is European Champion for a reason and GD explodes. GD charges at Platinum with full force and takes Platinum down hard to the mat with a clothesline. GD then lifts Platinum to his feet and sends him to the mat with a body slam. GD begins to stomp and the body of Platinum. GD again lifts Platinum to his feet and whips Platinum into the ropes.*
Ray: And Platinum goes to the ropes
*GD swings with another lariat attempt but Platinum ducks and hits the ropes again. GD then lowers his head for a back body drop, but Platinum rolls over his back and stops standing behind him and as GD stands back straight up Platinum hits a short drop kick to the back of the knee of GD. GD is down to one knee and Platinum sends a boot to the back of the head of GD. GD falls to his hands and knees and Platinum flips him over with a roll up. GD is able to power out after two. GD gets to his feet as Platinum backs up. GD looks across the ring at Platinum and GD slowly walks towards him. Platinum and GD meet in the center of the ring for a lock up, but Platinum quickly takes GD down with a drop toe hold. Platinum then scurries over the back of GD and goes to lock in the crippler cross face but GD counters with back elbows and is able to avoid the hold. GD gets to his feet and attacks Platinum with a flurry of punches to the forehead. Platinum is staggered back into the corner where GD rips into Platinum with multiple chops to the chest of Platinum. Platinum screams out in pain which causes GD just to slap the chops in harder. GD then lifts Platinum up onto the top rope and climbs up himself. GD grabs the tights of Platinum and falls back into the ring with a superplex. Platinum is down after the huge impact, but GD is down as well. GD climbs to his knees and slowly crawls over and drapes his arm on Platinums chest but Platinum is able to roll the shoulder. GD lets out a huge sigh as he rolls over onto his back. Platinum spreads out his arms but doesnt move much more then that as GD rolls over onto his stomach and pushes himself up onto his hands and knees. Gravedigger then climbs up to his feet as Platinum still lays flat on the mat. GD lifts Platinum up and shoves Platinums head in-between his legs. GD lifts his arm in the air and then drops it back down and lifts Platinum up for a power bomb, but Platinum sends punches to the head of GD. GD Staggers a bit back and Platinum suddenly swings back for a hurricanrana.*
Mongo: Man, I love Platinums ability
*GD is sent to the mat, but quickly gets back to his feet although he is extremely dazed and staggers back into the ring ropes to keep his balance. Platinum runs at GD and sends GD over the top with a clothesline. GD slowly gets to his feet and Platinum runs to the opposite side of the ring and bounces off the ropes then flies over the top with a variation of Perfection landing right on GD. Both men slowly get to there feet and Platinum is the first to strike. Platinum sends a hard right hand to the side of the face of GD then Platinum grabs GD by the wrist and whips him into the ring barrier. Platinum then runs at GD as GD holds his back in pain. Platinum swings with a clothesline on GD but at the last minute GD drops and back drops Platinum into the front row of the crowd. GD climbs up onto the ring barrier as Platinum gets to his feet and GD flies off taking Platinum down with a double axe handle smash. The ref slides out of the ring and decides to let the action go on rather then making a ten count. GD lifts Platinum up and punches him several times in the head while fans pat him on the back and a G D Chant breaks out throughout the packed arena. Gravedigger then sends one last thunderous punch to the head of Platinum then kicks him in the gut and sends Platinum head first into the ring barrier. The impact of Platinum hitting the barrier moved the Barrier about a foot into ring side. GD begins to slowly walk over to Platinum and lifts Platinum up and sits him on the ring barrier. GD then hops over the ring barrier and wraps his arms around the waist of Platinum and lifts Platinum up into the air. GD then turns around while holding Platinum in mid air then drops him down onto the floor. The ref then gets into the face of GD and tells him to take it back into the ring and GD obliges.*
Mongo: Yeah Digger, you listen to those rules!
*GD lifts Platinum to his feet and rolls him into the ring. GD walks over to the ring steps and climbs up the steps onto the ring apron. GD walks to the middle of the ring apron and is about to step through the ropes when Platinum suddenly springs to his feet and knocks GD off the apron face first into the ring barrier with a drop kick. Platinum gets to his feet and the crowd greets him with a chorus of boos. Platinum yells out at them to Stop hatin and then begins to climb up to the rope. Platinum starts to get up, but just as he does GD springs to his feet and jumps onto the apron. Platinum tries to fight off GD, but GD is able to stop Platinum and make him fall spread eagle across the top turnbuckle. GD then begins to climb up top with Platinum and hooks Platinum up and drives him into the center of the ring with his move Free Fall. Both men seem hurt from the impact, but GD quickly is able to drape the arm across Platinums chest for the three count.*
Winner and NEW European Champion: Gravedigger
Ray: And a great victory for Gravedigger!
Mongo: Go to hell Ray
*Camera goes to the back, where Destruction is walking back and forth, as Nelly Angel has a microphone in his hand.*
Nelly: Tonight Destruction his second shot at the United States title on pay per view, after his match with Rage at Night Of Champions. Destruction, what are your final thoughts going into this match?
*Destruction stops, and then walks up and takes the microphone out of Nellys hand.*
Destruction: Twenty one months, twenty one god damn months and not once have I held the gold that Im going for tonight. Sure Ive been XHF Champion, sure Ive been North American Champion, and shit I even had a short reign with the Hardcore title, but you know what hurts me the most? That at Night Of Champions I had a shot at the United States championship, and I blew it. I dropped the ball that night, and a month later, a half-baked loser like Goldberg is able to win it. Do you know how that feel? Do you know what a blow to the head that is? Thats a huge blow, and god dammit, I am more than pissed of that. Goldberg, tonight its you and me in this ring, and it may not be the most hyped up match on the card. It might not steal the show, but god dammit our match is for something that every other match lacks, and thats pride. We both want to be the best at what we do, and only one of us can pull it off. Goldberg, right now it begins. The countdown to your eve of destruction
*Crowd joins in.*
Destruction:has
*Destruction straight into the camera, and grins.*
Destruction: BEGUN!
*Destruction gives the microphone back to Nelly Angel and begins to walk away, until he sees Scorpion.*
Destruction: Well look who the fuck just showed up.
*Scorpion laughs and then the two then show a respect to each other, but sharing a handshake.*
Destruction: Man good luck in your match later today.
Scorpion: Thanks. Good luck on your match next.
Destruction: Thanks, oh, and during your match theres only three words that will be going through my headFLY FATASS FLY!
*The two laugh, as the crowd pops, and they share another handshake.*
Destruction: See ya after my match.
Scorpion: See ya man.
*Destruction then walks off, leaving Scorpion watching him nodding his head.*
Mongo: Socrapian thinks hes hot stuff, but hes not
Ray: No, hes cool
Mongo: Screw you
According to the map it should be here.
Well it isn't, IS IT?
Don't give up so early. Keep looking.
It's a fucking arena it's not going to be obscured by a passing biddy.
Don't knock my geographical instincts. I managed to find my way into your flat all by myself just last month, didn't I?
I'll admit that was quite impressive for you, but maybe next time when your roommate moves home and changes the locks you shouldn't follow. I think that maybe you shouldn't follow and I think that definitely you shouldn't enter the house via window and proceed to go to sleep in the same bed as the owner of the property. Some people don't like to wake up next to men. They're called men.
Your face was classic.
My face was mortified, because I was.
Here we are!
Yes! Where?
*The car slows to a stop, and Slain jumps out of the car, heading towards a nearby KFC. Seconds later he comes running out with a megabucket.*
My bad.
What!?
It turned out to be a KFC.
I hope you can still give directions while eating.
*Tom shoots back into the road, causing a few horns to sound.*
Did you pay for that?
Drive.
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stop watch appears on the Xtreme Tron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the Xtreme Tron. "Crack Addict" plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. Shady walks out behind him taunting the crowd too. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continusely taunts the crowd. Goldberg helps Shady into the ring and slides in himself. Goldberg climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd while Shady poses near the ropes next to him. Goldberg jumps off, and kisses Shady on the lips. Shady then leaves the ring while Goldberg tests the ropes.*
Ray: Destructions right, it does feel to be his night.
Mongo: Man, Destruction sucks, you cant listen to him.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard. Destruction pours the water on his head, and then begins to walk down the ramp, and then stops at the bottom. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd.*
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, like he did earlier on the apron. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the match to begin.*
Mongo: Screw you Destruction, SCREW YOU!
XHF United States Championship
Goldberg vs. Destruction
*Destruction unleashes a single arm shove on Goldberg. Goldberg is knocked back but returns to the same spot and stands his ground. Another shove, this time with both hands knocks Goldberg stumbling backwards, and uses the momentum to bounce off the ropes and hit a forearm to Destruction's head.*
Mongo: Don't say he wasn't asking for it.
*Goldberg downs Destruction with a clothesline while dropping to his knees. He then drives his knee into the neck of Destruction, and breaks on the referee's command. Dropping to his stomach Goldberg keeps his opponent grounded with a headlock. He grins as Destruction flails his arms trying to escape. He rolls himself over, forcing Destruction onto his stomach and a stepover facelock is applied. From here Destruction rolls the same way again, covering enough distance to reach the ropes and break the hold. Destruction holds his head with one arm and gets hits with an axe handle in the back. An angry Destruction grabs his attacker's head and throws it into the turnbuckle to get a breather. He raises himself to his full height and Goldberg runs out of the corner with an elbow. Destruction gets an arm up to block it that leads to a tie up swung around into a simple throw by Destruction.*
Ray: Impressive strength by Destruction.
*Destruction nurses his head for a second again before stomping Goldberg back down. He then drops a knee into Goldberg's chest and makes the first cover of the match for a single count. Goldberg tries to take Destruction down with a waistlock but the challenger grabs a waistlock of his own on the champion, lifting him off the ground and dumping him with a gutwrench suplex. Cover gets two. Goldberg hits a strike to Destruction's face, spinning him around. From the mat Goldberg grabs the leg for a schoolboy rollup but his arm is grabbed and pulled into an armbar. Goldberg reaches the ropes to break. He goes for the waistlock lift again, but is successful and raises his opponent onto his shoulders and drives him down into the mat with a powerslam for a two count.*
Ray: Big powerslam gets two for Goldberg.
*Destruction gets up and falls into the ropes, where he is knocked over to the outside with a clothesline. Goldberg steps through onto the apron and launches himself with a shoulder block, hitting the target bang on. Destruction is lifted up and slammed into the guardrail. He recoils in pain before a hard right hand hits his mouth.*
Mongo: Eat it!
*His mouth is held as he is brought back to ringside and rolled back in. Goldberg follow and is met with a right hand. A stomp to the chest forces Goldberg to bend over, and a vertical suplex takes him into the centre of the ring. Floatover for the cover gets two. Destruction tries to apply a chinlock, but Goldberg is able to get a foot on the mat to push himself up. They both end up standing and Goldberg elbows out. He runs off the ropes. Destruction bends over for the back body drop. He doesn't get it as Goldberg sidesteps. Destruction gets back up and eats a vicious heel kick to the side of the head. Goldberg covers for one, two, no more. He brings his opponent up by the head and signals for a big move. Destruction is picked up, and nailed with Emerald Frosion. Both legs are hooked for one, two, kick out!*
Ray: How did he kick out?
*Destruction is picked up yet again, and put into a front facelock. He is lifted, but manages to float over. Goldberg turns with a sidekick, but the move is scouted and he finds himself in the receiving end of a dropkick to his supporting knee.*
Mongo: Uh oh, spaggettio.
*Goldberg rolls around in pain before getting to his feet. He is shoved front first into the corner. Destruction lifts him as if for a back suplex but sits him up top instead. Goldberg's head is pulled down as Destruction puts him into the Last Remaining Light!*
Mongo: Tap out you crumpet!
*Goldberg struggles, and flips out of the move, hitting a desperation clothesline upon hitting the floor. Goldberg assumes his position in the corner, waiting for Destruction to get up. Destruction steps onto one foot, then the other. He turns around into a massive spear! Both men are down, as Goldberg's knee prevents him from making the cover. Goldberg gets up, and signals for another. He returns to the corner. Destruction gets up again, this time much slower. He turns around and Goldberg runs, but his leg gives way. Destruction grabs the incoming Goldberg and hits the knee to the face. Goldberg bounces backwards from the impact, and is covered for one, two, three.*
Winner and new XHF United States Champion: Destruction
Mongo: DAMMIT!
Ray: Destruction wins!
*"Everybody Out Of The Water" by The Wallflowers hits over the arena sound system as white lights begin to flash with the music. Suddenly, the curtain flips open and Joey Ryan steps out on the stage to a pop from the crowd. Joey shakes himself off on the stage for a bit before he raises his arms into the air, getting a response from the crowd. He makes his way down the ramp and around the ring, slapping the hands of all the XHF fans before he slides into the ring on his belly. Joey quickly stands up and raises his arms once more, getting another pop out of the crowd as his music fades.*
Ray: I like Joey, he seems cool
*The screen comes on, revealing Reeshi, staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship high in the air after allowing Destruction and Reak to taste defeat and become the XHF Champion. It then goes to Reeshi and Rhein raising each others hands in the middle of the ring, followed by a shot of Reeshi in the Annihilation Complex and the final one is a bloodied Reeshi staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship above his head. The new clips begin to play as the tune of Fear by Disturbed once again the speakers and the clips begin to switch back and forth over and over again, getting quicker and quicker until you cant make out what is happening in either of the clips. The clips become a blur, and are followed by the screen become static. A beam of light, seemingly dropping from the rafter strikes the screen, which causes a severe glow through the arena. Suddenly an explosion goes off on top of the stage and the chorus of Fear begins to play which allows the glow to slowly fade as shadows begin to crawl throughout the smoke left behind by the explosions. Through the smoke walks Reeshi, the. Reeshi walks down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up onto the middle turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air, taunting the booing fans.*
Joey: Man, Ryan is going to have his ass handed to him by that man, Reeshi
Joey Ryan vs. Reeshi
*Joey Ryan hops up and down, hyped up about his first pay per view appearance since Marchs Night Of Champions. Reeshi stands in his corner staring straight at Joey Ryan, as the bell sounds. Both Reeshi and Joey Ryan get into the center of the ring, Joey Ryan staring up at a slightly taller Reeshi. Ryan takes a step back and extends his hand for a friendly handshake, but Reeshi shakes his head and knocks Ryan down with a huge clothesline! Joey Ryan bounces up to his feet and turns around, and while Reeshi goes for another clothesline Joey Ryan kicks him in the stomach. Reeshi bends over holding his stomach, and Joey sends forearms into the back of Reeshi, trying to take the former XHF Champion off his feet. Reeshi falls to one knee, as Joey Ryan continues the assault. Reeshi pushes Joey Ryan off, trying to catch some air, but Joey Ryan gets right back to the assault. Reeshi begins to get up to his feet and pushes Joey Ryan off once again, but when Joey Ryan tries to go back for the assault Reeshi knocks him down with a clothesline! Reeshi goes down to make a cover, but Ryan kicks out before three. Reeshi gets on his knees and begins to send fists into the forehead of Joey Ryan, and then climbs up to his feet.*
Mongo: Already this is starting out intense!
*Joey Ryan rolls to his stomach and pushes himself up, giving Reeshi a clean shot to kick him in the ribs. Joey Ryan finally gets up to his feet, where Reeshi drives a knee into his stomach. Reeshi grabs the wrist of Joey Ryan and whips him into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Joey Ryan ducks. Ryan bounces off the ropes and jumps for a flying crossbody block, but Reeshi catches him and then throws him up to his shoulders going for an Orisheeninator! Reeshi looks at the crowd and pushes Joey Ryan off, but Ryan just flips onto his feet! Reeshi is shocked and goes for another clothesline, but Reeshi ducks, which allows Joey Ryan to grab the waist of Reeshi and slam him into the mat with a huge german suplex! Joey Ryan bridges the pin, but Reeshi gets a shoulder up before the count of three. Joey Ryan doesnt release the hold on Reeshi instead he rolls over to lift him onto his feet and goes for another clothesline, but Reeshi reverses with an elbow to the face. Joey Ryan releases the hold and holds on to his feet, which allows Reeshi to turn around and punch Joey Ryan in face, knocking him back first into the ropes. Reeshi now sends a chop into the open chest of Joey Ryan, and then whips him into the ropes. Reeshi goes for a standing sidekick, but Joey Ryan moves away and bounces off again, but is caught with a huge powerslam! Reeshi hooks the leg of Joey Ryan, but Joey Ryan gets a shoulder up before the count of three! Reeshi looks at the referee, but then smudges Joey Ryans face with his forearm.*
Mongo: Ooh, smudging!
*Reeshi climbs up to his feet and looks down to Joey Ryan, and then stomps him in the chest two times. Joey Ryan rolls to his stomach holding his chest, as Reeshi walks to him and grabs his hair lifting him up to his feet. Reeshi slaps Joey Ryan in his face, and then grabs him in a bearhug. Joey Ryan screams in pain, as Reeshi tightens the hold on Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan falls to his knees as Reeshi shakes him, mocking him in a way. Reeshi screams at the referee to ask him if he quits, but Ryan shakes his head. Reeshi squeezes tighter on the back of Joey Ryan, as that seems to have an effect, as Joey Ryan seems to be fading away. The referee asks Joey if he quits, but Ryan does not respond. The referee lifts the wrist up on Joey Ryan, and it falls once. The referee tells the crowd that the hand feel, as he then lifts it again and it once again falls. The referee once again tells the crowd, and goes to lift Joey Ryans wrist up for a third time, but Reeshi lifts up Joey Ryan and slams him into the mat with a huge spinebuster! Reeshi stands up and leans back to the nearest turnbuckle, laughing at the helpless Joey Ryan.*
Joey: I so called this beatdown
*Reeshi rubs his chin, and then slowly walks over to Joey Ryan and makes a cover. 1-2-kick out! Reeshi looks at the referee with a serious face, not happy that he didnt get the win. Reeshi stands up and lifts Joey Ryan to his feet and places him between his legs, and hooks both arms setting him up for the Coral Reesh! The crowd boos as Reeshi shakes his head, when all of a sudden a burst of energy comes from Joey Ryan, as he unhooks his arms and back body drops Reeshi! Reeshi rolls to his feet, but Joey Ryan superkicks Reeshi into the corner! Forearms are then sent into the face of Reeshi, and Reeshi is then whipped to the opposite corner. Joey Ryan runs to Reeshi, but Reeshi gets a boot up sending it into the face of Ryan! Joey Ryan falls to the mat holding his nose as Reeshi makes the cover, but once again Joey Ryan kicks out! Ryan rolls out of the ring, as Reeshi stands up in a burst of anger and pushes the referee down. The referee gets up and he and Reeshi get in an argument, while Joey Ryan slowly climbs up the ring apron. Reeshi and the referee continue to argue, as Joey Ryan climbs to the top turnbuckle and taunts for Reeshi to turn around. Reeshi just pushes the referee down once again and turns around, right into a flying clothesline by Joey Ryan! Joey Ryan rolls over and quickly hops on Reeshi to make the cover, and the referee starts the count, 1-2-Reeshi gets a shoulder up! Joey Ryan gets on his knees and buries his face in his hand, wonder how he can take down his opponent for good. Joey Ryan climbs up to his feet and lifts up Reeshi, and taunts to the crowd for the Amnesiac. He places Reeshi between his legs and tries to lift him up for a move that has put him down many times before, but Joey Ryans back gives out from the bearhug earlier in the match!*
Ray: Oh no, this could be bad for Ryan!
*Joey Ryan falls to the mat holding his back in pain, as Reeshi stumbles back into a sitting position against the ropes. Reeshi pulls himself up to his feet and then walks to Joey Ryan and hooks both his arms. Reeshi walks into the center of the ring and lifts Joey Ryan up, and plants him into the mat with the Pain Killer! Reeshi rolls Joey Ryan over and hooks one of the legs, but Joey Ryan is still able to kick out! Reeshi sits up and looks down at the crowd, and then an idea pops into his head. Reeshi grabs Joey Ryan by the throat and lifts him up to his feet, and begins choking the life out of him! Reeshi holds Joey Ryan up there, and then throws him into the corner. Reeshi then begins to throw shots into the stomach of Joey Ryan, and is then lifted up to the top turnbuckle. Reeshi forearms Joey Ryan in the face, and then climbs up the second turnbuckle, and then the top. Reeshi applies a front facelock onto Joey Ryan trying to go for a superplex, but Joey Ryan begins to send fists into the ribs of Reeshi. Reeshi lets go of the hold and bends over to a shot in the stomach, as Joey Ryan stands up on the top rope. He grabs the waist of Reeshi and lifts him up for a powerbomb, but then hops off flipping Reeshi in midair connecting with an Amnesiac off the top rope!*
Ray: AMNESIAC!
*Reeshis face is buried into the mat as Joey Ryan lays back first. Holy shit chants break out from the crowd, as Joey Ryan slowly begins to move. He turns Reeshi to his back and drapes his arm over Reeshi as the referee starts the count. 1-2-Reeshi gets a shoulder up! The crowd and Joey Ryan are in shock, until Joey Ryan stands up to his feet with a determined look on his face. He walks to the corner closest to him, and then goes to the apron and climbs to the top. Joey Ryan takes a deep breath and stands up, and then leaps off the turnbuckle going for a 450 Splash! Joey Ryan is about to land on Reeshi, but at the last second Reeshi rolls away, causing Joey Ryan to crash against the mat! Joey Ryan hops up holding his ribs from the impact, as Reeshi climbs up to his feet. Reeshi walks over to Joey Ryan slowly and lifts him up and shoves him between his legs. Reeshi hooks both of Joey Ryans arms, and then plants him face first into the mat with a Coral Reesh! Joey Ryan lies against the mat, as Reeshi rolls him over and hooks the leg. 1-2-3.*
Winner: Reeshi
Joey: Did you expect anything else?
Ray: I was ho-
Joey: Hope gets you no where, I dated her once
Mongo: Ah yes, CRUSH references are still cool
Ray: Oh well, Ryan definatly showed he can play with the big dogs
*Fear by Disturbed hits, as Reeshi rolls out of the ring, barely able to stand. The referee gets out of the ring and raises Reeshis arm in victory, as Joey Ryan slowly pushes himself to his knees. Reeshi walks up the ramp staring at Joey Ryan, who is looking at the floor from his hands and knees.*
Mongo: A great match if you ask me
AARRRGH!
*Tom screeches the car to a halt and jumps out. He runs up the street until he finds a woman. He hits her with the Tominator before getting back into the car and stretching his arms. Slain is about to comment but is cut off by Tom.*
You had better thank your lucky stars that wasn't you. I needed that.
*He returns to his journey and Slain gazes out the window at he crowd built up around the victim and the assorted squeals/tears of shock and horror from the witnesses.*
Jeez, no wonder they took 9/11 so bad.
*Tom stops the car at some traffic lights.*
Okay, listen to me. I'm going to ask you one more time. Which way?
Straight ahead boss.
It's a t-junction! Lemme see that map!
*Slain looks annoyed as Tom brushes the bucket away for a better view.*
This isn't a map, THIS IS A CHESSBOARD!
Nono you've got it all wrong. All we have to do is carry on going this way until we get to D-4.
And that isn't the Nassau Coliseum, it's your hand!
Now just hold on a minu-
*Tom grabs Slain's hand and moves it away from the board.*
Oh.
Is that all you can say? 'Oh'?
Er, that explains why it could leap across several cities in a single bound?
How THE MUFF are we going to get to OUR OWN return on time? I'm amazed we even managed to find Long Island!
I sure hope the Dragons make it there.
I'm not in the mood.
*The crowd begins to buzz as Dragpipe's "Simpleminded" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading Christopher Daniels and The Future Charlie Velez through the curtain. Daniels is clad in his black robe, red sash, and dangling Onk pendant, while Velez is wearing his trademark long black trench coat and black sunglasses, with Annette holding his hand. They continue to the ring as the announcer speaks the name of the team...Grace Personified! Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Charlie walks up the ring steps and goes through the second rope, and then holds the ropes for Annette. Daniels is smirking, he lowers his arms and turns to await his opponent, while Charlie walks to the nearest corner onto the second turnbuckle, and holds his arms up in the air taunting the crowd. He grins and hops off the turnbuckle, turning face to face with Annette. Charlie holds his arms up in the air looking down, as Annette takes off his sunglasses trench coat, revealing the XHF Junior Heavyweight championship around his waist. Annette places the trench coat on the turnbuckle, as Charlie wraps his arms around her, waiting for their opponents.*
Mongo: Grace Personified, led by Charlie Im no good without Ryan Velez and Chris Look at my Head and Think Pervertedly Daniels
Joey: Not a fan of theirs?
Mongo: No, they said some mean stuff about me
*The arena lights dim as the voice of 50 Cent is herd over the PA "Venom, you know you and Decoy are my favorite wrestlers right?" and shortly after "Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent and Eminem begins to play over the PA. As the word "Explode" sounds in the beginning of the song fire pyros shoot from the stage and as the die down Venom and Decoy emerge from behind the curtain to a fairly good ovation from the crowd. Venom reaches back and grabs the hand of Tracy Brooks and pulls her from behind the curtain to an even bigger ovation from the crowd. Decoy and Venom talk strategy as they walk down the ramp and Teo "The Hired Gun" chases after then they continue down the ramp and slide in the ring. They each go to opposite corners and climb to the top posing to the crowd as Tracy poses in the center of the ring along with Teo. Venom and Decoy then meet in there corner and prepare for there match as Teo and Tracy exit the ring.*
Mongo: I dont like them either
XHF Tag Team Championship and Junior Heavyweight Championship Two Falls Match
First Fall: Tag Team Match for the XHF Tag Team Championship
Second Fall: Fatal Fourway Elimination Match for the XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
Grace Personified ("The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels and "The Future" Charlie Velez (XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion) vs. The Kinetic Power Trip (XHF Tag Team Champions)
*Grace Personified and The Kinetic Power Trip stare down at each other from opposite sides of the ring, as Charlie helps Annette out of the ring after sharing a kiss. Charlie unhooks his Junior Heavyweight Championship belt and gives it to Annette, then stands in front of his partner. Venom and Decoy unhook their Tag Team titles, and hand them to Tracy Brooks and Teo, as Venom steps in front of Decoy. Venom and Charlie Velez glare at each other, and then run to each other to trade blows. Christopher Daniels quickly goes to aid his partner, as does Decoy. All four men brawl in the ring, as Venom knees Charlie in the stomach and tosses him through the middle rope. Venom turns his attention to Christopher Daniels, and helps his partner with a double team. They both grab Christopher Daniels by his wrist and throw him into the ropes, and the Kinetic Power Trip goes to their knees and drives an elbow into his stomach, bending him over. Decoy runs to the ropes and lifts a knee, driving it into the face of Daniels, as Venom runs to the ropes and then drives a leg onto the chest of Daniels! Venom quickly makes the cover, but Charlie Velez slides into the ring and breaks it up before the count of three. Velez rolls out of the ring before Venom can get to him, as Decoy goes to his corner. Venom lifts Christopher Daniels up to his feet and knees him in the stomach, and then throws him into the corner. Venom runs to Daniels, but Daniels gets a boot up, sending Venom back a few steps. Daniels takes off his robe and throws it down to the padding and then runs to Venom, who quickly gets a hiptoss then an armbar in. Christopher Daniels slowly rises up to his feet and pokes Venom in the eye, causing him to release the hold. Daniels grabs Venom and whips him into the ropes and jumps up, knocking him down with a flipping dropkick to the face. Christopher Daniels gets to his face and has a cocky grin on his face looking at the crowd, and then gives Tracy some inappropriate gestures! Daniels laughs and then turns back to Venom, who is about to climb up to his feet. Christopher Daniels sends forearms into the back of Venom and then applies a front facelock, and leans back, getting a tag in for Charlie Velez. Charlie leaps over the top rope and forearms Venom in the back, when Christopher Daniels finally releases the hold. Venom falls to his knees, which allows Charlie to get some stiff kicks into the chest of Venom, knocking him down to his back. Charlie hooks the leg of Venom, but Venom kicks out at two.*
Ray: And he kicks out at two!
Mongo: This match is already looking great, I love cruisers, just not these guys attitudes
*Charlie Velez looks at the referee, and then grabs Venom by his hair and lifts him up to his feet with a front facelock. Charlie chokes Venom for a bit, and then places Venoms arm behind his neck, and then snaps him quickly for a snap suplex. Charlie doesnt release the hold, instead he swings his hips and lifts himself up and this time holds Venom up for a stalling suplex. Charlie finally drops Venom into the mat, and once again swings his hips with Venom still in the front facelock! Charlie lifts Venom up once again, but then drives him stomach first into the top rope. Charlie releases Venom, as Venom lies on the top rope, and Charlie tags in Daniels. Christopher Daniels stands on the top turnbuckle and holds his arms up in the air mocking the crowd, and then jumps off and delivers a leg drop into the back of Venoms neck! Venom folds in half and Daniels makes the cover, but Decoy breaks it up before three. Daniels ignores it and sits Venom up, and wraps his arm around Venoms neck for a sleeper hold. Christopher Daniels tightens the hold, taking the air out of Venom. Christopher Daniels leans to his stomach, causing Venom to go to his side. Christopher Daniels looks around the arena and smiles, as the referee asks Venom if he quits, but Venom refuses. Daniels keeps the move applied, as he slowly crawls back to the ropes, and places his feet on the second rope! The referee continues to look at Venom, as Daniels slowly gets his feet off the ropes so the referee wont see anything. The referee checks Venoms wrist for the first time and it drops, then the referee address it to the audience. The referee lifts Venoms wrist up in the air, and when he lets go it drops for a second time. The referee tells the crowd and the timekeeper that it fell twice and lifts it up for the third and final time, but when he releases it Venom holds his arms up! Venom slowly begins to get to his feet and then elbows Christopher Daniels off, and runs to the ropes. Christopher Daniels goes for a clothesline, but Venom ducks and then jumps onto the second rope and twists over for a crossbody, but Christopher Daniels hits him in the stomach with the Heavens Gate! Christopher Daniels hooks the leg, but Venom kicks out!*
Joey: Kick out!
*Christopher Daniels climbs up to his feet and pushes the referee into the nearest corner and threatens him, as Charlie gets to his feet and grabs the leg of Venom. Charlie tries to drag Venom to his corner, but Venom climbs up to one leg eye to eye with Charlie. Venom back flips and lands on his feet, and once Charlie goes to run to him Venom knocks him down with a huge spinning wheel kick! Christopher Daniels lets go of the referee and tries to stop Venom, but Venom gets the tag to Decoy before he can stop him! Decoy gets into the ring and clotheslines Christopher Daniels down, and when Charlie Velez runs to him, Decoy catches Charlie and slams him into the mat with a powerslam! Decoy gets up, as Grace Personified roll out of the ring, getting away from Decoy. Charlie and Daniels try to catch a breath, while in the ring Decoy falls to his hands and knees as Venom gets into the ring. Venom bounces off the ropes and walks onto the back of Decoy, and then leaps over the ropes and knocks both Christopher Daniels and Charlie Velez down with a crossbody block! Decoy gets out of the ring and lifts up Christopher Daniels, and rolls him into the ring as Venom continues to stomp on Charlie Velez. Decoy makes the cover on Daniels, but Daniels gets a shoulder up. Decoy lifts Daniels up by his neck and applies a neck wrench, and then snapmares him, and once Daniels is in a sitting position kicks him in the upper back/lower neck! Daniels stays in the sitting position screaming in pain, as Venom runs to the ropes and flips over, and connects with a neck snap on Daniels. Daniels falls to his back and Decoy makes the cover, but after throwing Venom into the ring steps, Charlie Velez grabs the ankle of Decoy and pulls him off Daniels before the three. Decoy gets up to his feet and begins to scream at Charlie, as Christopher Daniels slowly climbs up and drives a knee into the lower back of Decoy. Decoy bends over, and is lifted onto the shoulders of Daniels, and spins off onto his feet but is hit with The Last Rites! Daniels hooks the leg of Decoy, but Decoy kicks out at two!*
Mongo: Kick out at two! Decoy wont give up
*Daniels gets to his knees and drives the back of Decoys head into the mat, and then tags in Charlie Velez, who just got to his corner. Charlie stomps on Decoy, and then lifts him up to his feet and kicks him in the stomach. Charlie quickly rolls behind Decoy with a schoolboy, but Decoy kicks out before the count of two. Charlie and Decoy gets back to their feet, but Charlie sends a boot to the gut of Decoy, and then grabs him and throws him shoulder first through the second turnbuckle hitting the ring post! Decoy gets out between the third and second turnbuckle holding his shoulder, when out of nowhere Charlie comes running behind and hits a running neckbreaker! Charlie makes the cover, but Venom is there to break it up before the count of three. Charlie stands up and shares some words with Venom, but then goes back to the assault on Decoy. Charlie Velez lifts Decoy up by his hair, and bends his arm behind his back. Charlie then lifts Decoy up and hits a scoop slam, with Decoys back driving into his injured shoulder! Charlie doesnt make the cover though, instead he grabs the injured shoulder of Decoy and lays it out, as he goes to the corner nearest to the shoulder and climbs up. Charlie climbs the top facing the crowd and turns around, stands up and flies off with a leg drop, driving into the injured shoulder of Decoy! Decoy hops up and down holding his shoulder, until Charlie covers him, but once again Venom is there to break it up before the count of three! Charlie grabs the arm of Decoy and places it between his arm, and pulls back for an armbar. Decoy screams, as Charlie goes to one knee and Decoy sits up holding his elbow. Charlie pulls back on the arm, injuring the shoulder of Decoy more than it already is. Charlie pulls back once again, as Decoy finally begins to climb up to his feet. Charlie climbs up and he and Decoy are both standing up, and Decoy begins to send forearms into the face of Charlie. Charlie finally releases the armbar, and goes for a clothesline, but Decoy ducks under and turns Charlie around delivering a boot to the gut. Charlie is bent over as Decoy places Charlie between his legs and hooks both of his arms and lifts him up, then drives him down with a Double Hook Piledriver!*
Ray: What a move from Decoy!
*Charlie and Decoy lie against the mat, while their partners try to pump them up. Decoy is the first to move, as he slowly crawls to his corner. Charlie crawls to his corner and tags in Christopher Daniels, who was closer from the two. Daniels goes through the second rope and runs to Decoy, but Decoy tags in Venom! Venom leaps onto the third rope and jumps off, sending a clothesline into the chest of Christopher Daniels! Venom climbs up to his feet and runs to Charlie Velez, and begins to beat on him. Venom continues the assault on Charlie Velez, as Christopher Daniels attacks him from behind and takes Venom off of his partner. Christopher Daniels grabs Venom in a full nelson, and lifts him up for the Judgment Call, but Venom is able to reverse it into a victory roll! Venom hooks the leg; 1-2-Charlie Velez is there to break up the cover! Charlie takes Venom off of Daniels and throws him into the corner and begins to stomp on him. Decoy gets up and kicks Daniels in the stomach, and sends him into the corner across from Venom and Charlie. Decoy lifts Daniels up to his feet and begins to stomp on his stomach and grabs him by the wrist. Decoy goes to through Daniels into the corner, but Daniels stops in his tracks, while Velez goes to through Venom into the corner across from him, but Venom reverses it. Christopher Daniels leapfrogs over Charlie, but is caught by Venom and slammed down with a powerbomb, as Decoy catches Charlie Velez and slams him into the mat with the In The Way!*
Ray: Decoy is on fire!
*The Kinetic Power Trip stand up and walk to Christopher Daniels, and Decoy lifts him up as Venom then goes to the corner. Decoy sets Christopher Daniels between his legs as he taunts to the crowd, and then lifts Daniels up in a crucifix powerbomb, as Venom then flies off and hits the Untouchable Conclusion! Venom covers Christopher Daniels, as Decoy stands up and makes sure there is nobody to break up the cover, as Venom gets the 1-2-3!*
Winners of the first fall, and still XHF Tag Team Champions: The Kinetic Power Trip
Joey: Now the match will become a four way for the Cruiserweight Championship
Mongo: Lightweight Championship
Ray: Junior Heavyweight Championship
*Charlie Velez stands up and looks at both Kinetic Power Trip members, and falls down to his knees praying for mercy. Venom gets up and wastes no time to attack Velez, as Decoy soon joins in. The forearms rain down on Charlie, as both of them lift him up to his feet. They throw him into the ropes, and when he bounces back The Kinetic Power Trip lift him up in the air, and slams him down with a flapjack! Charlie bounces off the mat holding his stomach, as Venom rolls him over and makes the cover. 1-2-Christopher Daniels is there to break up the cover! Decoy grabs Christopher Daniels by the tights and lifts him up and the two trade forearms, as Venom pounds on Charlie. Venom lifts Charlie up to his feet and slaps him across the face, and then grabs a front facelock. Venom begins to run to the turnbuckle and climbs up to the top and swings around going for a tornado DDT, but Charlie places him onto the ground and then lifts him up and slams him down with a northern lights suplex! Charlie bridges the move, but Venom kicks out before the count of three! Decoy begins to send boots into the stomach of Daniels, and then walks back and goes for a clothesline, but Christopher Daniels back body drops him out of the ring. Decoy falls to the padding and uses the ring apron to slowly climb up to his feet, as Daniels runs to him and knocks him down with a baseball slide. Christopher Daniels gets out of the ring and stomps on Decoy, and then lifts him up to his feet. Daniels tells the crowd that he is going to throw Decoy into the ring steps, but when he is about to Decoy punches him in the stomach and goes to through Daniels into the ring steps. Decoy tosses Daniels, but Christopher Daniels jumps onto the ring steps and jumps for a moonsault, and knocks down Decoy! Christopher Daniels begins to pound on Decoy, while in the ring Charlie is sending forearm shots into the face of Venom in the corner. Charlie grabs the arm of Venom and whips him into the corner across from him with huge great impact, that once Venom hits the corner he falls to his face! Venom holds his back, as Charlie walks to him and lift him up. Charlie gets Venom in a suplex position and front suplexes him onto the ropes, and then taunts the crowd. The crowd boos as Charlie bounces off the ropes and jumps up for an axe kick, but Venom slides off the ropes onto the apron and grabs Charlie in a full nelson, and then flips him over the ropes onto the padding with a dragon suplex! Charlie lands next to Christopher Daniels and Decoy, who are climbing up to their feet. Venom stands on the apron and looks back, waiting for Charlie Velez to climb up to his feet. Charlie is barely able to climb up to his feet, but after Daniels knocks Decoy down with a right hand Daniels goes to aid his partner. Decoy climbs up to his feet, and Venom springboards off the second rope, as he knocks down Decoy, Christopher Daniels and Charlie Velez with an asai moonsault!*
Joey: ASAI!
Ray: I guess thats named after Ultimo Dragon, ouch! Dont jab me like that Mongo
Joey: Where in the hell did you hear that?
Ray: Cole told me
Joey: Well hes wrong, if it was named after him, it would be called an Ultimo Moonsault
Ray: Yeah, that did sound wrong when he said it
*The crowd is standing in awe, as all four men are down. The referee checks on all four men, as The Almighty Dragons slowly emerges from the back! They walk down the ramp and stand at the bottom, watching the action*
Mongo: What the hell is Sla-
Joey: Almighty Dragons
Mongo: Yes, the Almighty Dragons, what are they doing here?
*Venom slowly sits up and then looks around at the chaos he just caused. Charlie begins to lift his head, but Venom punches him in the face, knocking him back down. Venom climbs up to his feet and looks at the Dragons, and then goes and lifts Christopher Daniels up to his feet and slides him into the ring. Venom slowly crawls into the ring and covers Christopher Daniels, but before the count of three Daniels gets a shoulder up! Venom sits up and shakes his head, as Decoy is the next one to get up and get into the ring. Decoy slowly stands up as Venom lifts up Christopher Daniels and knocks him down with a side suplex. Decoy seemed to have once again injured his shoulder, as he is holding it. Venom tells Decoy something, while Venom lifts Christopher Daniels up to his feet. Venom grabs Christopher Daniels in a full nelson and walks near the ropes, as Decoy bounces off the ropes across from the two. Decoy goes for a clothesline, but Christopher Daniels moves out of the way and knocks Venom out of the ring! Decoy stands there apologizing to Venom, as Christopher Daniels runs to the ropes across from them. Decoy turns around and Christopher Daniels knocks him down with a head scissors, as his body lies on the back of Decoy and he locks in the Sweet Surrender onto Decoys injured shoulder! Decoy screams in pain as Daniels pulls harder, causing Decoy to tap out!*
Eliminated: Decoy
Mongo: Decoy just gave up!
*Daniels lets of Decoy, as Decoy rolls out of the ring holding his shoulder. Venom slides into the ring and stomps on Christopher Daniels, as the Junior Heavyweight Champion Charlie Velez gets into the ring and forearms Venom from behind. Venom bends over, as Charlie grabs the waist and slams Venom hard into the mat with a german suplex. Charlie bridges the move, but Venom kicks out at two! Charlie sits up and looks at his partner, and they nod their head and continue to stomp on Venom. Charlie Velez lifts Venom up and kicks him in the gut, and then gets behind him and lifts him up onto his shoulders. Christopher Daniels goes to the apron and mounts the top rope, and looks at Venom. Daniels nods his head with a grin on his face and then jumps off, and connects with a Climax! Venom sits up almost knocked out and Charlie pushes him down and makes the cover, 1-2-Venom kicks out! Charlie looks up shocked at his partner, but Christopher Daniels shakes his head and tells him that its not over. Charlie grins and shakes his head, and then gets up to his feet and lifts Venom up to his feet. Charlie gets behind Venom and lifts him up for a backdrop, but then pushes him forward, sending his face into the mat with a X-Drop! Venom bounces to his back, as Christopher Daniels then runs to the ropes and leaps up to the second rope, jumps up to the third, and hits a Double-jump moonsault! Christopher Daniels cockily covers Venom, but Venom once again kicks out! Christopher Daniels is a bit angered by this, and then stands up to his feet. Charlie and Daniels begin to talk strategy, as Venom slowly begins to climb up to his feet. Venom crawls and sits down in his corner, as an idea pops into Charlies head. Charlie tells Christopher Daniels something, as Daniels then grabs Charlie by the wrist. Christopher Daniels throws Charlie into Venom, and Charlie goes for a dropkick, but at the last second Venom moves out of the way, causing Charlie to land crouch first into the ring post! Charlie stays there in pain, while Christopher Daniels runs to Venom, but is caught with a straight kick by Venom! Christopher Daniels falls to the mat, and Venom falls on him with a cover, 1-2-Daniels just gets a shoulder up.*
Joey: And Daniels just gets the shoulder up!
*The Almighty Dragons are seen clapping at the top of the ramp, as Venom pushes himself up to his feet. Venom points up to the ceiling, and then walks through the ropes and begins to climb up to the top rope. Venom holds his arms up in the air and looks up, which allows Charlie to shake the ropes and knock Venom on the top turnbuckle! Venom lands there in pain, as Charlie climbs up to the top turnbuckle facing Venom. Christopher Daniels gets up, bleeding a bit from the kick that Venom delivered moments ago, and climbs up to the turnbuckle with Charlie Velez. They both place one of Venoms arms on their shoulders, and then jump off, back flipping, driving Venom into the mat with The Unwritten Law!*
Ray: THE UNWRITTEN LAW!
*All three men are out in the ring, as Teo slowly leaps onto the apron and crawls into the ring. Christopher Daniels is the first to move, when all of a sudden Teo jumps on his back! Christopher Daniels gets up to his feet and grabs Teo by the neck, and slams him into the mat! The referee checks on Teo, as Tracy Brooks slowly makes it into the ring! Christopher Daniels screams at Teo, as Tracy slowly walks behind Daniels. Christopher Daniels turns around and smiles, as Tracy stands there in shock, staring at the man who ruined her weeding. Daniels begins to scream at her, when out of nowhere Venom is up to his feet and jumps up, getting Daniels in a sunset flip! The referee turns around and makes the count, 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Christopher Daniels
Mongo: Yeah, you eliminate that unbeliever!
Joey: Isnt his gimmick a believer?
Mongo: Not in Mongo Corp.
*Charlie goes to break it up, but is a second too late, as Christopher Daniels stands up in complete shock at what just happened. Charlie and Venom are on their back, as Christopher Daniels looks around wonder what the hell just happened. In a fit of anger Christopher Daniels lifts up Venom and sets him between his legs and hooks both of his arms and lifts him up in a 180 degree angle, and slams him down with the Angels Wings! Christopher Daniels then screams at Venom, as the referee gets in front of Daniels and orders him to get out of the ring. Christopher Daniels and the referee get in a brief argument, as Charlie Velez slowly rolls Venom on his back and makes the cover. Christopher Daniels finally gets out of the ring and the referee turns around to see the cover, 1-2-Venom kicks out! Christopher Daniels begins to walk up the ramp and bumps into GIZMO Dragon, and then turns around and knocks him down with a forearm! BITCH is there to help his partner, as The Almighty Dragons continue an assault on Christopher Daniels! Charlie Velez gets up to his feet and begins to scream at them from the ring, as Tracy Brooks begins to get the fans behind Venom. Venom begins to climb up to his feet, as Charlie is distracted with the Almighty Dragons. Venom is on his feet, as he begins to taunt for Charlie to turn around. Charlie Velez finally turns around and sees Venom and runs to him, but Venom lifts him up for a body slam, and drops him to his feet then hits the Grand Finale V1! Venom hooks the leg of Charlie, but is an inch away from getting the win! Venom doesnt waste time to life Charlie up, and knee him in the stomach. Venom whips Charlie into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Charlie ducks and Venom runs and leaps onto the second rope, and when Charlie bounces back he gets knocked down with a Spinning Brutality! Venom hooks the leg, but once again Charlie kicks out before the count of three! Venom begins to lift up Charlie, but Charlie low blows him while the referee wasnt looking! Venom is bent over, as Charlie stands up and places his leg on top of Venoms neck and grabs his hand, and then twists his neck with the Xtermination! Venom is out in the ring, as Charlie slowly covers Venom. 1-2-kick out by Venom!*
Ray: And Venom narrowly kicks out!
*The crowd is on their feet, as Charlie sits up whining that he didnt get the win. Venom rolls to the apron and uses the middle rope to help himself up. Venom is standing on the apron, as Charlie gets up and bounces off the second rope, and springboard dropkicks Venom into the railing. Venom lies against the railing trying to get some air, but Charlie Velez gets out of the ring and sends some kicks into the stomach of Venom, knocking the air out. Charlie grabs Venom by the arm and throws him into the ring steps, causing Venom to slam his shoulder into them. Venom sits at the ring steps as Charlie chokes him with a knee. Charlie Velez releases the hold and looks around at the arena, and then walks to Annette, and she hands him the Junior Heavyweight title! Charlie walks up to Venom and taunts for him to get up, but The Almighty Dragons walk to him and tell him not to hit Venom with it. Charlie begins to argue with The Dragons, and knocks GIZMO down with a forearm shot! BITCH looks at Charlie, and then knocks him down with a right hand! BITCH lifts Charlie up, and rolls him into the ring, as GIZMO takes the Junior Heavyweight title that he dropped and places it against the railing. BITCH begins to send quick kicks into the chest as GIZMO gets into the ring. Charlie sits up on his knees, as GIZMO runs at him and leaps up onto his shoulder and hits a Shining Wizard!*
Ray: SHINNING WIZARDDDD!!!
*The Almighty Dragons taunt in the ring as the crowd explodes, and they make their way to the back. Charlie Velez is out in the center of the ring, as Venom finally climbs up to the apron. He looks around at the arena, and grabs the top rope and springboards off it, and then connects with a 450 splash! Venom bounces off of Charlie holding his ribs, as Charlie seems to be out in the ring. Venom sits up and falls on top of Charlie, and the referee starts the count, but before three Annette places Charlies foot on the rope breaking the count!*
Mongo: Id fuck her
*Tracy walks up to Annette and the two sisters begin to argue, when all of a sudden Annette knocks her down with a hard slap! Annette stomps on her sister, keeping her down as Venom climbs up to his feet. Venom walks to the nearest corner, and goes through the apron, as Annette stops stomping on her sister and grabs the Junior Heavyweight Championship. The referee is distracted with Charlie, so while Venom is standing on the second rope, Annette climbs up to the apron and drives the title belt into the knee of Venom! Venom falls onto the top turnbuckle, as Charlie Velez slowly climbs up to his feet. He walks to Venom and places Venom neck onto his shoulders and bends his legs, and lifts him up! Charlie walks into the center of the ring holding Venom in the air, and then drops to his knees crashing Venoms neck with the Final Destination! Charlie drops Venom, and then falls on top of him, as the referee makes the count123!*
Eliminated: Venom
Winner of the second fall, and still XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion: The Future Charlie Velez
Joey: What a great display of cruiserweight athleticy!
Ray: Its Junior Heavyweight god damnit
*The Sky Is Falling by Queens Of The Stone Age hits, as the fans is on their feet from this classic match. Annette crawls into the ring and to her husband, who seemed to be almost knocked out in the ring. She hugs him, as Venom is helped out of the ring by a referee. Annette kisses Charlie on the lips, as she slowly helps him up to his feet. Christopher Daniels runs down the ramp and slides into the ring to help his partner up, as Charlie holds his arms up in the air. Annette holds the Junior Heavyweight title in the air, as Christopher Daniels helps Charlie Velez out of the ring. Annette follows, and the three begin their journey to the back.*
Mongo: Look at that ass
*Tom and Slain are watching the portable tv.*
That's it, we've lost our chance. Even if we did make it to the arena they'd never give us a slot this late in the event. All that buildup, all the hype, all those signs in the crowd and all those promo videos for nothing! This is going to hurt my fanbase.
Hold up for a second there - promo videos?
Yeah the promo videos.
What promo videos?
You should know you were in them!
I was?
The Wild West scene? The wedding?
Yeah?
*Tom just stares at his brother.*
What about them?
They cost a bomb to make and they're all for nothing.
They were made?
This is too many questions. Of course they were made! Did you think they were real?
Why wouldn't they be?
Didn't you think it was a bit, JUST A BIT odd that a newly wed couple were fighting each other?
No.
And why, pray tell, would that be considered in any way normal?
Well.when mum had just given birth to you I remember asking her where babies came from. She told me that when mummies and daddies loved each other very much they do something special together. That special something they do together is lucha libre, right? That stuff is pretty damn special.
How the hell does lucha libre produce babies?
It produced little baby Mysterio we see on tv every week didn't it? If only I could be the one who gets to take off that mask, and shove a tit in his little toothless face for feeding.
Ew.
C'mon man. There's always another day. Who cares about Deci? It's going to be a great show with or without us. We've been away but they haven't missed us! The XHF will always be strong. Let's just enjoy ourselves while we're here.
Yeah I needed that thanks. So, what have you always wanted to do in Long Island?
Every time I think about going to Long Island I only dream of getting out of the place alive.
Heh, well lets start by doing that.
*A guitar is heard through out the arena as the lights dim down and begin flashing between white and black. Drums kick in as "Keep Away" by Godsmack hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain holding his arms up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Just as the song starts to pick up Storm makes his way down the ramp, he gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes with his arms up in the air. He then walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down*
Mongo: Ok, Storm, Im gonna leave you here, do your thing, I have to get ready for my match
Ray: Mongo, he cant hear you
Mongo: Shhhh
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the Xtreme-Tron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of the great Metallica themselves begin to echo throughout the building..
"Motherfuckers got in my head,
Tried To Make Me Someone Else Instead..
(Chorus)..It's My World Now,..
It's MY World Now,..
It's My World NOW,..
..IT'S MY WORLDDD!!.."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet & going nuts as the chorus of Metallica's brand spankin' new St. Anger album tune "My World" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adue, the sadistic figure of XHF Legend Rage himself steps out onto the top of the stage, proudly sporting his coveted BDDWF Ultimate Championship around his waist, the RWF & ECF titles over one shoulder, and the ZEWF & XWA titles over the other shoulder! Following this, he then struts cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of cheers from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, Rage then finally reaches the the ring area where, once climbing inside, the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising his both his fists & each title one by one defiantly to the crowd and taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to relinquish his 5 shiny gold straps to the waiting ring announcer below, and indeed now turn fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he slowly awaits the emergence of his opposition*
Joey: I dont like Rage anymore
Ray: Why?
Joey: Hes just an assclown
X*Crown Championship
Rage vs. Lance Storm
*As the match starts Rage and Storm exchange looks of disgust with each other and begin to pace the ring. They meet in the center with a tie up and Rage turns Storm into a waist lock. Storm grabs at the hands of Rage trying to break the hold, but Rage will not loosen the hold. Rage then lifts up on Storm for what appears to be a German suplex attempt but Storm gets his legs in-between Rages to black it. Rage comes back down and Storm slides between the legs of Rage and grabs him with a waist lock of his own. Rage runs at the ropes and holds on sending Storm rolling off of Rage and Storm rolls right to his feet. Storm runs at Rage and drop kicks him in the back sending Rage to the outside of the ring. Rage begins to pace the outside as Storm inside the ring stands still. Rage paces out side of the ring then slowly slides in not taking his eyes off of his challenger. Rage gets to his feet and calls for a test of strength with Storm. Storm comes in and the crafty veteran that is Rage quickly pulls Storm into a knee to the midsection and a quick snap suplex. Rage floats over and makes the cover but Storm quickly kicks out and Rage gets to his feet as does Storm. Storm is immediately greeted with boots to the midsection and a whip into the corner. Rage charges in with a huge clothesline and then begins to laying a mud hole stomping on Storm. After stomping Storm into the mat Rage climbs up to the top rope and taunts out to all his Ragiacs. This was a bad move as Strom quickly climbs off and sends Rage to the mat with a desperate power bomb. Storm gets to his feet and grabs the legs of Rage. Storm hooks the legs of Rage for the Straight Shooter, but Rage is able to power out and sends Storm into the ring ropes. Storm holds onto the top rope as not to bounce back into the waiting Rage. Rage gets to his feet quickly and Storm turns around and goes for the Reality Check but Rage catches the foot of Storm and pulls Storm in with a capture suplex. Rage slowly climbs to his feet and turns to Storm who is now no his knees. Rage grabs Storm by his head and pulls Storm up to his feet and then grabs Storm for a suplex, but Storm floats over and lands behind Rage. Storm then pushes Rage in his back into the ropes and when Rage turns around Storm again goes for a reality check but this time nails him and sends him tumbling over the top rope to the outside. Rage is out on the outside holding his chin in pain. Rage slowly gets to his feet he is again taken down as Lance Storm flies over the top and lands on him with a Plancha.*
Ray: Holy wow!
Joey: God, if your going to do it, do it right, HOLY SHIT!
*Storm picks Rage up to his feet and throws Rage face first into the ring post. Rage falls down in a heap and Storm begins to, maybe for the first time in his life, smile out at the crowd as Rage now has a slight laceration above his right eye. Storm slowly walks over to Rage laying prone on the ground for attack and stomps away at his face causing the cut over his right eye to bleed profusely. The crowd is chanting Rages name as they try to help him get back into the match, but Storm in turn lifts Rage up and gives him an embarrassing slap across the face. Storm then goes to whip Rage across the outside into the ring steps, but Rage is able to reverse it. Storm goes crashing back first into the ring steps with a tremendous thud and then Rage climbs to his feet and rolls back into the ring. Rage pulls himself up on the ropes and waits as on the outside Storm pulls himself up holding his back in pain. The refs count is near ten when Storm finally is able to crawl back in the ring. Rage immediately stomps on Storm as he slides in the ring not letting to his feet. Rage finally lifts Storm up and whips him against the ropes and when Storm bounces back Rage leaps onto him and takes him down with a Lou Thez press. Rage punches away at the face of Storm while blood fills the eyes of Rage himself. Rage stands up wipes the blood away from his eyes then bounces off the ropes and drops a mighty leg drop across the chest of Storm.*
Ray: Now is that an Xtreme Legdrop?
Joey: Did Mongo do it?
Ray: No
Joey: Then no
*Rage then quickly makes a cover but Storm kicks out after two. Rage quickly gets back up to his feet and pulls Storm up as well. Rage lifts Storm up and drops him right back down with body slam then again makes the cover this time being sure to hook the leg, but Storm is able to roll the shoulder once again. Rage again gets to his feet and lifts Storm up as well but this time Rage holds his fist in the air and receives a huge pop from the crowd. Rage then lifts Storm up onto his shoulders and is going for the Fist of Rage, but Storm floats over and grabs Rage from behind and hits him with a perfect Plex. The ref drops down to make the count, but Rage somehow manages to kick out. Both men slowly get to there feet and Storm quickly sends stiff kicks into the ribs of Rage. Rage gets his hands up to block, but it does not seem to help. Storm stops the kicks and grabs Rage by the wrist whipping him into the ropes. When Rage returns he swings with a clothesline, but Storm swings too and both men are down on the mat. Storm and Rage are both down and the ref begins the ten count. The ref reaches seven when he is suddenly cut off at the appearance of Trish Stratus at ringside. Trish jumps onto the ring apron and begins arguing with the ref when Chris Sanders jumps out of the crowd. Chris wrestles the Ultimate Title from the time keeper and slides into the ring with it. Sanders looks down at both men who are both slowly crawling to their feet. Sanders seems to be trying to decide who to hit when Rage gets to his feet. Rage pleads with Sanders for him to hit Storm as Storm is now to his feet and Sanders nods his head as if agreeing with him, but when Sanders swings he clocks Rage right in the face.*
Joey: Sanders needs to retireAGAIN
Ray: I like Sanders
*The blood of Rage stains the Ultimate title as Sanders holds it up in the air. Sanders then rolls out of the ring as Storm moves to the legs of Rage and locks in the straight shooter. Trish drops off the apron and the ref returns to the action. Rage is out cold and blood is pouring from his head. The ref then lifts the hand of Rage three times and three times it drops. Storm is pronounced the winner by Knock Out.*
Winner and NEW X*Crown Champion: Lance Storm
Joey: And Lance wins it!
*Lance Storm does not release the hold right away until the ref hands him all of his titles that make up the X*Crown. Storm then releases the hold and places the titles any where he can fit them, but one is missing and Storm notices. Storm looks down around the ring and calls for Sanders to bring him his Ultimate Championship, and Sanders slides in the ring. Storm holds out his hand for Sanders to hand him the title and Sanders glares at him then at the title. Sanders then reluctantly holds out the belt and as Storm reaches for it Sanders strikes with the Hand of Fate. Lance Storm falls to the mat in a heap holding his throat in pain. Chris Sanders then tosses the Ultimate Title out to Trish and walks over to Storm. Sanders trash talks at Storm and then slaps him cockily. Sanders then lifts Storm to his feet as the crowd is silent not knowing who to cheer for. Sanders steps behind Storm and locks in a sleeper. Storm screams in pain as Sanders slowly drags him over to the turn buckle and begins to climb. Sanders then sends Storm down with the Finishing Touch. Sanders then picks up the fallen titles that make up the X*Crown and one by one toss them all onto the limp body of Lance Storm. Chris Sanders begins to smile as he looks down at his accomplishment. Chris then walks out of the ring and meets up with Trish who hands him the BDDWF Ultimate Championship. Chris Sanders locks arms with Trish and walks up the ramp. Sanders then puts his face in front of a camera at the top of the stage and says into the camera.*
Sanders: Storm, that was for the creative team.
*Chris Sanders then points to the Ultimate Championship on his shoulder and says.*
Sanders: And this, this is for me.
*Chris Sanders and Trish share in a laugh then disappear behind the curtain.*
Joey: Oh dear, this will lead to trouble
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the "bird" lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters "XHF" fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with "XHF" is projected onto the ring mat. The letters "H" and "F" are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an "X". As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large "X" above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he walks down the ramp proudly, acknowledging the fans as he goes.*
Joey: HEIL MONGO!
Ray: Did you just say heil?
Joey: No, I said Hail Mongo Corp
Ray: Ok, just checking
*The arena lights dim and the sounds of Godsmacks "I Stand Alone" fill the arena. Smoke covers the stage as the fans get on there feet and begin to cheer the name of the Peoples Champion Scorpion. The curtain is thrown aside and Scorpion appears through the smoke to a huge obviation from the crowd. Scorpion walks down the ramp pausing half way down as white lights flash through the arena as the sound of thunder echoes over the music at the same time. Scorpion continues to the ring and slides in.*
Joey: You know what I say?
Ray: What?
Joey: Fuck Scorpion
Ladder Match for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship
Scorpion vs. Mongo The Destroyer
*Scorpion stands against the ropes, Mongo the other as they begin to look around at their surroundings. Match is set up a little differently then what it normally is, instead of one ladder being set up at the ramp, there is a ladder on all four sides of the ring on the outside. At almost the exact same time, both men look up at the XHF Title hanging from the rafters as Mongo motions the title being around his waist. The referee on the inside of the ring, calls for the bell to ring and the steps to the outside, letting the two go. Mongo and Scorpion slowly circle around the ring moving in the same direction as they remain right across from one another. Scorpion moves in for the lock up but Mongo doesnt follow suit instead he surprises Scorpion with a right hand, taking down the champion.*
Joey: And former champ Scorpion goes down!
Ray: You mean current
Joey: No, Mongo is the champ
*Scorpion isnt hurt, as he leans his head up, staring at Mongo, smiling back at him. Scorpion gets up and this time the two actually lock up in the middle of the ring. Scorpion comes around, wrapping his arms around the waist of Mongo. Mongo tries an elbow to the face of Scorpion, but Scorpion ducks down, takes the legs out from Mongo, taking him down. Scorpion grabs hold of the right knee of Mongo, lifts it into the air and slams it down onto the mat as Mongo scurries over to the ropes.*
Joey: And Mongo goes to break the hold
Ray: That was Mongo running away
*Mongo clutches the ropes but Scorpion doesnt seem to care. He grabs the right leg of Mongo and begins to pull on it, trying to get him away from the ropes, but Mongo has quite the grip. Mongo rolls over onto his back and kicks Scorpion with his left foot. Another kick, cause Scorpion to drop the right foot of Mongo but instead he comes over, and drops the elbow onto the chest of Mongo, causing Mongo to let go of the ropes. Scorpion gets up and drops another elbow as Mongo is now trying to roll out of the ring; Scorpion helps him with a few kicks to he gut.*
Joey: What a bastard Scorpion is, hes not letting Mongo get warmed up even, and look how stiff hes performing!
*Mongo falls to the outside and Scorpion steps out following him. Mongo sees him coming and begins moving away around to the other side of the ring before rolling back into the ring. Scorpion follows and as he slides into the ring, its Mongo dropping the elbow this time, slowing down the champion. Scorpion gets to his knees, and Mongo helps him up, only to take him down with a scoop slam, and follow up with a leg drop across the throat of Scorpion. Scorpion, tries to get to his feet but Mongo fires some kicks and punches his direction, forcing him into the corner. Mongo tries whipping Scorpion across to the far corner but Scorpion reverses and in goes Mongo. Scorpion comes back looking for the Scorpion Splash but Mongo moves out of the way and Scorpion his the turnbuckle hard. Mongo, then grabs Scorpion and tosses him out of the ring!*
Joey: What power from Mongo!
*Mongo drops down and rolls out of the ring, following Scorpion to the outside. Mongo picks up Scorpion, holds him by the back of the head and tosses him into the ladder, knocking both Scorpion and the ladder down. Mongo picks up the ladder and leans it against the barricade before moving back to Scorpion. Mongo picks up Scorpion, locks his arms around and delivers a belly to belly suplex onto the ladder, bending the ladder in half! One of the rungs of the ladder has actually broken, just bent right over, as Scorpion lets out a huge scream, rolling onto his stomach taking some of that pressure of his back.*
Joey: OH MY GOD HE BENT THE LADDER!
*However, with Scorpion rolls over onto his back, hes left it exposed as Mongo takes off the belt of Scorpion and begins whipping Scorpion with the belt right across the back! Scorpions back becomes a beat red as begins to roll away from Mongo. Scorpion using the commentators table to try and boost him to his feet. Scorpion, facing the table gets to his feet but as he does, Mongo comes up from behind and slams Scorpion head first into the table! Scorpion jolts right back up and Mongo slams him head first onto the table once again. Scorpion stumbles back and falls onto his back as Mongo begins clearing off the table.*
Joey: Uhh, Mongo?
Ray: I have a bad feeling
*Mongo moves back to Scorpion and picks him up but Scorpion fires back with a right hand that has the owner staggering. Scorpion then picks up Mongo and puts Mongo through the announce table with a sidewalk slam! Mongo is down, rolled over onto his stomach, holding his back, while Scorpion stays a moment a moment as well, holding his back as he eventually climbs to his feet. Scorpion goes back and grabs his belt and begins returning the favor, whipping Mongo across the back!*
Joey: This doesnt look good for the boss
*Mongo rolls over onto his back and after a few more lashes, Scorpion throws the belt away. Scorpion then walks away as though to go grab something else, while Mongo reaches beside him and grabs a steel chair. Mongo slightly sits up as Scorpion comes back with a baseball bat! Scorpion doesnt see the chair and Mongo surprises him with it, driving it into his gut. Scorpion drops the bat and is hunched over, giving Mongo time to gut up. Mongo is to his feet and attacks the back of Scorpion once again, slamming the chair across it! Scorpion stands straight up, arching the back, as Mongo turns and strikes him in the back of the head, sending Scorpion to the mat!*
Joey: Thats more like it Mongo!
*Mongo tosses the chair back into the ring and slowly makes his way over to one of the other ladders. He folds it up and slides it into the ring, following the ladder in himself. As Mongo begins setting up the ladder, meanwhile Scorpion is slowly sliding into the ring at the other side. Mongo gets the ladder set, and begins to climb. He gets about three rungs up and stops, seeing Scorpion climbing to his feet. Mongo tries to get down but is exhausted and battered to the point where he just couldnt get down quick enough, Scorpion clubs him in the back. Remaining on the ground, Scorpion turns around and with Mongo on the third rung, Scorpion is able to powerbomb him off the ladder!*
Ray: What a powerbomb from Scorpion, I think that might do it for Mongo!
*Scorpion slow to his feet, but he does eventually get there and with Mongo stirring, Scorpion begins to climb the ladder. Scorpion is about two rungs from the top when the ladder begins to move. Mongo, from the bottom of the ladder is tipping it to the side, and eventually the ladder collapses. On the way down, Scorpion reaches for the title and has his hands on it! He gets enough of it to unstrap the title, but the title doesnt come down with Scorpion! Scorpion falls and lands on top of the ladder! The belt above is swinging back and forth, unstrapped, but one end is still hanging from the small ring in the rafters! Mongo, slowly climbing to his feet, watching the belt swing back and forth the entire way up. Realizing it isnt coming down Mongo begins to climb the ladder, Scorpion has rolled to the outside. Mongo sees Scorpion grab a chair on the outside and jumps down, grabbing the chair he brought in earlier before proceeding to climb the ladder once again. Mongo gets about four rungs up this time and Scorpion grabs him by the legs, pulling him off the ladder. Mongo lands on his feet both men take swings with the chairs, both men connecting with each others skulls and both men going down in a heap! Both are motionless on the mat, the ladder toppled over after the chairs connected with an end. Meanwhile with both men down, the title drops from the rafters and lands in the middle of the ring!!!*
Joey & Ray: WHAT THE HELL?!
*The referee on the outside has no idea what to do at this point, but he does get into the ring, and pick up the title. He looks around almost as though hes hoping somebody would give him an answer and eventually tells them to lower the ring. The ring that the belt was hanging off of comes down and the referee straps it back to it as they begin to pull it back up again. Mongo and Scorpion, both crawling to their feet, notice the title being brought back up, Mongo rolls to the outside. Mongo folds up one of the ladders and slides it into the ring. Mongo attempts to follow it back into the ring but a baseball slide from Scorpion sends it back into the face of Mongo.*
Ray: It looks like both men arent done yet!
*Mongo hits the mats on the outside and picks up one of the chairs that was used earlier. Scorpion rolls to the outside once again, and gets hit with the chair in the back. Mongo follows it up with a right hand that sends Scorpion up the stage area, only they arent going up the stage, they are between the stage and the barricade. They get to the bottom of the stage area and Mongo with a mighty swing clubs Scorpion in the skull with the chair, knocking him on top of the one the tables. Mongo walks past the electric area and up the steps to the stage itself. He disappears behind the curtain only to pull out a ladder. Mongo sets up the ladder at the end of the stage and signals to the crowd hes going for his body splash!*
Ray: No! He cant!
Joey: FLY FAT MAN FLY!!!!
*Despite the crowd not liking Mongo they rush to their feet for this one as Mongo begins to climb the ladder. However, Mongo, too in tune with the fans forgot to look down and when he does he sees Scorpion isnt there! Mongo looks back up to see Scorpion climbing the other side of the ladder! Mongo is in complete shock and tries to take down Scorpion with a right hand. Scorpion simply fires back with one of his own, and another to Mongo as he climbs to the top rung, and tries to pull Mongo up with him. Mongo, seeing Scorpion at the top, tries to knock him off balance by rocking back and forth moving the ladder. However, Scorpion doesnt topple over, but the ladder does. It begins to lean in the direction of the fans as Mongo and Scorpion both have worried expressions coming across their faces, realizing theyre going down! Mongo and Scorpion from a ladder on top of the stage both go toppling on top of the electric panel/box! Sparks are flying everywhere down there and the lights in the arena have gone completely out. The sparks from below is all that is lighting the arena!!!*
Joey: Is this the end for Mongo!?
Ray: I think the better question is Is this the end of Xtreme Hardcore!?
*The arena crew, after a few minutes are able to get one of the flood/spot lights on and focus it in on Scorpion and Mongo, who still dont looked to have moved, the fans are still a buzz over what the action they are seeing in this match! The light at this point can only find Mongo in the technical/electrical area but it moves down to the bottom of the stage where Scorpion is crawling out, only to collapse onto his stomach at the bottom of the ramp. Back to Mongo the light goes and sees him trying to sit up. It takes a moment or two but Mongo is actually up to his feet and slowly but surely staggers over towards Scorpion on the ramp. Scorpion gets to his feet as well and as Mongo is walking by, Scorpion turns him around and fires back with a right hand.*
Ray: Sucker punch!
*The punch itself sends even Scorpion staggering as Mongo is really feeling the effects himself. Mongo however is able to strike Scorpion with a right of his own until Scorpion musters the strength to throw two of them at Mongo as they move closer towards the ring. Mongo, trying to get away from Scorpion, rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring; Scorpion isnt too far behind. As Scorpion gets to his feet, Mongo has a ladder on his shoulder, runs in Scorpions direction and drives the end of it into the head of Scorpion. Mongo, still feeling the effects from earlier goes down as well but eventually is to his feet and sets up the ladder. Mongo begins to climb, but doesnt get very far before he himself just collapses off the ladder.
Mongo, obviously seriously hurt, Scorpion as well. Scorpion however, has also been busted open courtesy of that last shot to the head with the ladder. Scorpion picks up the second ladder that was in the ring and leans it against the turnbuckle. Mongo is now to his feet and low blows Scorpion!*
Ray & Joey: OOFDA!
*Mongo then looks as though he wants to hit an Xtreme Edge but Scorpion fights fire with fire and eye gouges Mongo. Scorpion reaches to the outside and grabs that baseball; Scorpion then takes a mighty swing and clubs Mongo in the head with the baseball bat! Mongo staggers back and is left leaning against the ladder as Scorpion grabs the second chair that was used earlier. He sizes up Mongo and with Mongo already leaning against the ladder, Scorpion connects steel to skull with the chair!*
Joey: Man, Mongo is taking a lot of shots, I wonder if his back can survive this
*Mongo collapses to the mat, Scorpion does as well. Scorpion however, is moving and crawls to the ropes where he pulls himself back up. He grabs the ladder that was leaning against the turnbuckle and places it beside the one in the middle of the ring, already setup. Scorpion begins climbing the ladder, slowly but surely, meanwhile, Mongo is somehow getting up again! Scorpion is reaching for the title; he is just inches away. He decides to go up one more rung, but as he reaches up, Mongo surprises him with a low blow! Mongo begins to climb the other ladder. Mongo is opposite of the hunched over Scorpion, and ladders are close enough where Mongo is able to grab Scorpion. Mongo, with everything he has left, is able to hit the Xtreme Driver on Scorpion, from the top of the ladder!!!*
Joey: HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Crowd: X-H-F! X-H-F!
*Both men look to be completely out on the mat below as one of the ladders topples over, but it falls away from the other and onto the ropes, so the other is still standing. Scorpion gets to his feet, but is unbalanced, wobbling about as Mongo is up and is doing the same. Mongo take a swing at Scorpion but Scorpion ducks, spinning Mongo right around and Scorpion comes back with a German Suplex onto the ladder that was leaning against the ropes! Mongos head hit hard as rolls off the ladder, Scorpions back going against the ladder as well, and again both men are down.*
Ray: With the shape these two are in, I dont think anybody will be climbing a ladder
*Scorpion is crawling on his stomach towards the ladder the ladder is still standing. Mongo rolls over and reaches out of the ring, there standing up right against the steps is a sledgehammer! How it got there nobody is really sure but Mongo pulls it into the ring and proceeds to use the turnbuckles to pull himself to his feet. Scorpion is literally crawling up the ladder and is about four rungs up when Mongo simply turns and drives that sledgehammer into the back of Scorpion! Mongo doesnt have enough energy to stand and falls in the direction of Scorpion, though Scorpion was already knocked off the ladder with the sledgehammer, Mongo falls into the ladder, knocking both he and the ladder down.*
Ray: Oh my god
Joey: That could paralyze Scorpion!
*Mongo looks over at the announcers table and raises a hand, motioning with his hand as though somebody should come over. Joey Hawke gets up and from behind his chair he grabs a barbed wire bat and slides it into the ring beside Mongo. Scorpion doesnt see it; hes setting up the ladder. Mongo slightly moves the baseball bat over and begins crawling up the opposite side of the ladder. Scorpion sees him climbing and decides to do the same. Both men reach about two rungs from the top and Mongo fires a right hand at Scorpion. Scorpions head jolts back but he fires back with a right hand of his own. Mongo staggers back once again and Scorpion, slams the head of Mongo into the top of the ladder.*
Ray: And now you are helping Mongo!
Joey: Hey, I gotta do what I gotta do
*With that Scorpion is able to put his foot on the other side of the ladder and swing over in behind Mongo. Mongo looks a little dizzy after getting his head slammed into the top of the ladder and Scorpion simply grabs him by the back of the head, placing his head under his arm. Scorpion then comes off the top of the ladder with a Scorpion Death Drop. They land right on that barb wire bat and to make matters worse, with it an explosive of some sort goes off as a huge fireball bursts from under both men!!!*
Ray: Oh my God! What the hell was that!
Joey: Damn! The added feature Mongo had me add backfired!
*First the electric panel/box and now an explosive, both men are down again, it looks as though, they may have suffered some damage this time as it appears as though the back of Mongo and the stomach of Scorpion is a little dark as though it had been burned by the fireball. Scorpion is the first to move, with his hands, hes pulling himself towards the ladder. He gets his hand on the bottom rung and pulls himself up the ladderer. He is literally crawling up the ladder, Mongo still down. Scorpion reaches up and is inches away, Mongo still down. Just one more rung...hes got it!*
Winner and still XHF Champion :: Scorpion
Joey: Damnit no!
*Scorpion grabs the title and immediately is hunched over the top of the ladder before toppling over and dropping to the mat even before he had a chance to raise the title. Mongo is still down in the same spot Scorpion left him, Scorpion with the title draped over his chest, is down as well and neither man is moving after an absolutely brutal contest. The camera following the spot/flood light around the ring, witnessing the broken announce table, the ladder down below the ramp, the broken ladder on the outside of the ring, the two busted ladder inside the ring, the three dented chairs, and at a certain angle it appears as though after the explosive went off their may be a hole in the ring, as well as the sledgehammer, the bat and the barbwire bat. It then takes a final look at Mongo and then zooms in on the fallen Scorpion, blood still dripping from his head but the title draped around his waist as Decimation slowly comes to and end*