Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 2, 2017 4:48:58 GMT -5
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Carlos: Welcome everybody to Breaking Point! This night is very special to me and my partner Ishnari here, as it is our PPV debut. Ishnari, how are you feeling?
Ishnari: I'm feeling like a cock in the hand of Lady Luck. I love this set, I love this card, and I have promised not to make a single sheep joke to fit in with our location. Not one!
*All The Small Things by Blink 182 plays as Minibadboy makes his way down to the ring on his motor scooter and with his tradition half gallon of milk in hand and starts sucking it down like crazy at the top of the ramp as the crowd goes nuts. Minibadboy wheelies down the ramp on scooter and then slides into the ring. Calling for more half gallons of milk from the ringside announcer and sucking them down like crazy also, while the crowd goes nuts for one last time.*
Carlos: Well, we're not the only ones who are making our debut, as we are greeted by the XHF's newest wrestler, Minibadboy.
Ishnari: If only Harry was lactose intolerant.
#1 Contender's Match for XHF Phoenix Title
Minibadboy vs. Hardcore Harry
*Harry starts by charging for a clothesline but MBB just stands still and Harry's arm goes right over him. Harry stops and groans. MBB kicks him in the back and spins him. He starts punching Harry but Harry doesn't budge. They have no effect. MBB hits him a few more times before smirking and hitting a dropkick to Harry's left leg knocking him to the mat. He starts kicking him before bouncing off the ropes with a swinging neck breaker. Harry reaches up and grabs MBB's throat. He stands up but MBB starts kicking him in the shins. Harry tosses him to the corner and grabs his legs. MBB goes up top. Harry turns around and gets a massive dropkick to the head. Harry rolls to the ropes. MBB goes in for an attack but walks into a Big Boot and is flat on his back. Harry pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . foot on the ropes.*
Carlos: Minibadboy seems to know the XHF pretty well already, knowing where the ropes are.
Ishnari: Carlos, MY MUM knows where the ropes are in a wrestling ring. THEY'RE AT THE FUCKING SIDE!
*Harry follows up with stomps to MBB. MBB rolls away and stands into a huge lariat. Harry goes into an ultimate punches attack. MBB rolls him off and pokes him in the eye. He stands up and starts punching Harry. He hits a face buster. Harry starts to stand right into a running bulldog. MBB pins. 1 . . . kick out. Harry looks pissed. He goes for a clothesline but MBB ducks and hits reverse DDT. 1 . . . 2 . kick out. MBB picks Harry up and shoves him into the corner. He runs in for a body splash but Harry grabs him and hits a gut wrench powerslam. Harry goes up top but MBB pops up and leaps onto the rope causing Harry to fall in a painful position. MBB leaps up to the top and hits a Bad Boy Slam from the top. He jumps back up for a Leap Of Faith . . . and Harry moves. Harry stands and picks up MBB, he hits a powerbomb but knocks MBB into the ref. MBB is moving again! Harry pulls brass knuckles out of his tights and puts them on. MBB goes for an attack but gets a shot to the head and falls unconscious. Harry tosses them away and pins. 1. . . 2 . . . 3 . . . 4 . . . 5 . . . he stands, there is no ref. He curses and puts MBB on top. He taunts for a while and goes to MBB but gets a kick to the head and a low blow. MBB stands on the ropes and leaps but Harry catches him by the throat into a running choke bomb. The ref is moving. 1 . . . 2 . . . Harry rolls MBB over and laughs and acts surprised. He lifts him and hits a Roll the Dice and laughs. He pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . he sits MBB up and fakes surprise again. He grabs a Mic.*
Harry: Oh my. Guess I need to break him in half.
*He tosses the mic away and goes up top with MBB. He leaps into a top rope hangman's DDT. He holds MBB and stands and hits a regular one after. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!*
Winner: Hardcore Harry
Carlos: And Hardcore Harry gets a shot at the new XHF Phoenix Champion, Apollyon, at Gastro.
Ishnari: Proving himself to be a sadistic bastard in the process.
*Hardcore Harry suddenly stands up and throws his arms in victory, as a mask man suddenly runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He and Harry share a stare as the man lifts MBB up to his feet. Harry gets out of the ring still staring at the man, as the masked man assault MBB! MBB is being stomped on by this masked man, who stops when he seems satisfied. The masked man gets out of the ring and goes through the crowd, as Harry stands there confused.*
Carlos: Who the hell was that!?
Ishnari: It was - oh wait I don't know he was wearing a mask.
The arena's lights begin flashing sporadically as the bass thumps of "If You Still Hate Me" by Ill Nino begins playing. The two commonly known to the world as "The Naturals" walk out to grace the crowd. Mikey walks to the edge of the ramp, raising his arms in the air, while Ricky walks to the opposite side, standing there flexing his muscles. He raises one arm towards the ramp, while Mikey raises another, and they both swing their arms down simultaneously, two pyros in the center of the stage exploding soon after. Mikey and Ricky both come together, giving each other high fives, as they turn to walk down the ramp. They both slide into the ring, Ricky coming to his feet spinning in the glamour of all the camera flashes, with Mikey jumping on the second rope, running his fingers through his hair and pointing to a lady in the front row of the crowd. He shoots her a wink, and then jumps down as their music begins to fade out.Suddenly, Carlos is knocked out with a club. A black man in a suit sitting behind him pushes him over, and takes his place in seat. He puts the head set over his ears.
Man: Hello Ishnari, my name is Asif Cruz and I am the product of years and years of evolution in the commentating business.
Ishnari: WAHEHEY! I hope this happens every PPV.
Asif: *fixes his tie* Well it could. You changing your casual apparel and dressing for the job could be a major pull factor in that decision. Anyhow, let the wrestling begin!
"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon, followed by Tiamat. comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" The team of Kanyon and Tiamat then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.
Ishnari: EVERYBODY!
The Naturals vs. Kanyon and Tiamat
The bell goes off and the two teams begin brawling, hungry for the tag team title shot later in the night. The two fights - Kanyon and Henderson, Vespucci and Tiamat. Kanyon disables Mikey with a shot to the gut, and helps out Tiamat. No longer being man handled by the larger Vespucci, Tiamat whips him into the ropes, and jumps over his head. Vespucci is met with a clothesline from Kanyon, and Tiamat retreats as the cover is made. One, two, no fish.
Ishnari: EVERYBODY!
Asif: Did he think he could take out a man that size in less than a minute?
Kanyon locks Vespucci in a leg lock, knowing if he gets up Kanyon is done. Kanyon stands up, still holding Vespucci's legs in the twisted position. He turns over, and removes his leg. Vespucci is locked in the Texas cloverleaf, and tries to make his way to the ropes. Realizing he cannot reach the ropes, he elevates himself a tad with his arms. He then pushes Kanyon off his legs, and quickly gets up. He nails him with a tilt-a-whirl slam on the return.
Asif: If you can't lock in a submission hold correctly, don't apply it.
Ishnari: You hear that Kanyon? EVERYBODY!
Kanyon rolls to his corner and makes a tag to Tiamat, just before Vespucci gets to Henderson. The junior heavyweights tie up, and Henderson throws Tiamat to the ground. Without fighting back, Tiamat quickly tags Kanyon back in. Kanyon hesitates, but then charges with a clothesline. Mikey ducks, and delivers a kick to the gut. The Natural Ending! One, two, Tiamat breaks it up. Just as Tiamat taunts the crowd, Ricky takes him out with a big boot. He rolls out of the ring and takes Tiamat with him.
Asif: See, that's smart thinking. He's disabling the man from breaking up any more pinfall.
Mikey and Kanyon both get up, and Kanyon knees Mikey in the gut. He sets him up for the Flatliner, but Mikey pushes him away into the ropes. On the return - Mikey Doesn't Like It! Henderson makes the cover, one, two, three!
Winners: The Naturals
Ishnari: Whoop whoop!
Asif: The Naturals have a shot at the Tag Team Champions later on tonight. Good luck to them.
The Naturals prepare to go backstage to get ready for the big match later in the night, when all of a sudden The beginning of Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson slowly echo's through the arena, and green and blue lights fill the top of the ramp. After about 10 second the guitar kicks in, and The Xtreme Warrior jogs through the curtains, his clothes and body paint glowing in the light. He starts to jog and dance on the spot, touching the floor with his hands almost crawling, half the crowd cheering wildly to the entrance as the other half boo at his heelish attitude. Lodi follows The Xtreme Warrior into a slow run, and they make their way down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way down. Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson still playing loudly. The Xtreme Warrior quickly slides in the ring, where he jumps up a turnbuckle and brings his arms up in the air Lodi watches in the center of the ring. He stays there for a couple of seconds, and then jumps down and runs to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring, where he taunts the crowd again. He then jumps down, and starts to stretch at some ropes, and waits for the match to begin, laughing at the Naturals.
Ishnari: Arooooga! Aroooga!
Asif: Haha - if you want to make it in this business I guess you have to be tough. No resting time for The Naturals.
The Xtreme Warrior and Lodi vs. The Naturals
Henderson and Lodi start off the match, and tie up in the center of the ring. Unlike the previous match, Henderson is thrown to the mat. Lodi laughs and drops an elbow drop on the Natural. He lifts him up, and drops him with a Fisherman's suplex. Ricky is obviously frustrated the match was not held later in the night, a thread of hope that Mikey will not be pinned. Lodi taunts Ricky, but before he gets within smacking range backs away. Lodi turns around and stomps Mikey's gut. Mikey bounces up, trying to ease the pain but Lodi comes off the ropes, a dropkick to the head. Lodi makes the cover - one, two - Mikey gets a shoulder up just as Ricky was ready to break it.
Ishnari: Lodi swooping in for the kill. His opponent can't keep up with a guy fresh out the locker room. He has the time and the space to pick his targets. Lodi lifts Mikey up, and whips him into his teams corner. He chops him a few times and makes the tag to The Xtreme Warrior. The two lift him onto the top rope and drop him with a double superplex! The Warrior hooks the leg, but at two Ricky interrupts the count. The referee tells him to get away, and as he tries to protest, Lodi gets back in the ring. The Warrior hits a sit out facebuster, and Lodi gets in a drop toehold. Ricky retreats as Henderson is whipped into the ropes. Mikey, however, ducks a clothesline, and hits a dropkick! He rolls and makes a tag to Ricky Vespucci, but The Warrior cowardly tags in Lodi.
Asif: Come on, it isn't muscle. That steroid pumped baboon couldn't execute a boston crab. Out wrestle him!
Lodi looks at Vespucci, and taunts him. He then tags in the Warrior who looks shocked. Vespucci grabs the Warrior by his multi colored hair and pulls him over the top rope. He pounds the Warrior on the mat, and lifts him up. He picks him up and holds him over his head. He walks to the turnbuckle, and throws him straight over. A bit beyond the steps and almost into the barricade, the Warrior lay in pain. The referee begins the 10 count as Lodi escapes the apron, trying to awake his partner.
Ishnari: This match has brought the best (or worst) out of these guys. Understandable considering the conditions.
Asif: The Warrior must weigh as much as a paper clip. That Vespucci can't wrestle so he's playing on gimmick to win him matches?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Lodi rolls the Warrior into the ring just before the eight. Ricky hits a running tackle on the Warrior as soon as he gets up, and makes the cover! One, two - Lodi breaks the count. Ricky chases Lodi, who leaves the ring. He goes after him around the ring, and Mikey Henderson drops an axe handle onto Lodi from the apron. Ricky laughs and slides back into the ring, and slaps Mikey with a tag. Mikey does a somersault, and drops a knee on the Warrior. He makes the cover - one, two, shoulder. The Warrior gets up, but Mikey hits a drop kick, sending him back into his own corner. Lodi makes a blind tag. Henderson goes to hit The Xtreme Warrior with a running shoulder block, but Lodi jumps in at the exact perfect second and delivers a hard kick to the gut. Henderson falls to his knees as Lodi gestures inappropriate behavior, making Ricky irate. Lodi smashes his knee into the face of Henderson, and makes the cover. One, two, kick out. Lodi looks shocked as Ricky points at him, yelling. Lodi gets up and before he can turn around to see the expression on his own partners face, is scooped in a schoolboy! One, two, The Warrior breaks it up. Before the tag team champs can double-team Henderson, he leaps to his corner and tags in Ricky Vespucci. Lodi quickly tags The Xtreme Warrior.
Asif: I'm beginning to think you're intimidated by my professionalism.
Ishnari: I'm beginning to think that you're beginning to think I'm intimidated by your professionalism because you're beginning to think that me beginning to think that Carlos was tolerable is confirmation of the suckage you possess that were beginning to think could just be an irrational fear instead the cruel icy reality.
Asif: I'm beginnin - no. I am a bigger man than that.
Before a tag back can be made to avoid the monster, Ricky pulls in The Warrior and takes him out with a spine buster in the middle of the ring. Lodi starts untying the padding of the top turnbuckle, distracting the referee. As Ricky lifts The Warrior up, he's hit with a low blow. The Warrior hits a falling reverse DDT. The referee turns around, the evidence of the groin attack destroyed. The Warrior climbs the top rope, as Mikey is ready to jump in and make the save, itching for the Warrior to jump.
Forecast! One, two - Lodi pulls Mikey off the apron - three! The music hits as the tag team champions leave the ring with their titles.
Winners and still XHF Tag Team Champions: The Xtreme Warrior and Lodi
Asif: I'm still disappointed it took THAT long and THAT much planning to take out a worn out team.
Asif is knocked out by a figure behind him. Carlos resumes his position.
Ishnari: Twatted like a pro!
The lights go out and blue strobe lighting fills the arena. The begging of Stinkfist by Tool begins to play, the start of the song with the rattling begins quietly, and slowly gets louder and then the song hits in.
Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.
Winter Callous steps through the curtains with his arms raised in the air, and his head looking down to the ground. As he gets to the center of the ramp, he brings his arms down and then looks out into the crowd. He slowly walks towards the ring, as Stinkfist by Tool keeps playing.
Constant over stimulation numbs me
and I wouldn't have
It any other way.
Winter Callous reaches ringside and then walks around the edge of the ring, slapping hands with some of the fans on the front row, and then slides under the bottom rope at the back of the ring. He quickly stands up and jumps up a turnbuckle, where he holds his arms up once more, shouting out into the cheering crowd. Winter Callous jumps back down and walks over to some ropes, where he awaits the match to begin.
Ishnari: How sweet of you to return. I'll admit I'd rather have a wanker as a co-commentator than a spazmonkey.
The lights go out. Suddenly, "Creeping Death" by Metallica starts to play throughout the arena. The XtremeTron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing a long black trench coat. He climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin.
Ishnari: This has all the makings of an excellentorious match.
XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
Shadow Dragon vs. Winter Callous
*Winter Callous looks on with anticipation as the referee lifts the Junior Heavyweight Championship belt into the air. Shadow Dragon then turns his attention to the challenger. The bell rings, and we are underway. Dragon and Callous approach each other in the center of the ring, chest-to-chest, and face-to-face. The crowd is arisen in anticipation and suddenly Dragon extends his hand. Winter Callous pauseslooks at the reaction before extending his hand to meet Dragon's. They shake! Dragon turns to back off to formulate his strategy, but Callous keeps his grip and pulls Dragon forward back to the center and straight into a stiff-arm drag! Dragon smacks the canvas, as a slight grin appears on the face of Winter Callous. Dragon scrambles to his feet and charges Callous, who drops low. Dragon hits the ropes at lightning speed. He charges back and swings with a lariat, but Callous ducks. Dragon springs off the opposite ropes and Callous drops low for a drop toehold. But Dragon cartwheels over him. Shadow Dragon then seizes the opportunity and jumps high with a leg drop, but Callous is out of the way in time. Still on his hands and knees, Callous attempts a swinging front kick to the face of the now seated-Shadow Dragon. But Dragon catches it in mid move! He rolls backwards and straight into a single leg crab on Winter Callous as the crowd applauds the efforts of both men!*
Carlos: Great action here, you can't go wrong with the Junior Heavyweights I always say. They always put on five star matches.
Ishnari: Not literally, but I get your point.
*After it becomes apparent Callous isn't planning on giving up this early, Dragon releases the hold. He adjusts his mask straps as he delivers a stomp to the midsection of his fallen adversary. Shadow Dragon then lifts Winter Callous to his feet and locks on a side headlock. Winter Callous delivers two elbows to the gut before backing Dragon against the ropes and setting him for the ride, but Dragon hangs on, and rolls through with a headlock take over. Putting both men on the mat, the hold still locked on. After a few moments, Callous attempts a reversal with a merging of a La Mahistrol Cradle and a School Boy style pin.. 1..2.. no, Dragon rolls back, still grinding the headlock! Soon both men start to get back into an upright position. Winter Callous attacks Dragon's midsection with a barrage of punches before finally breaking the hold and whipping Dragon against the ropes. Dragon springs back as Callous swings high with a left arm clothesline, but Dragon hooks the shoulder and swings up and around crucifix style. He rolls Callous back to the mat..1..2..NO! Callous rolls out of it and to his feet, as Dragon slaps on the headlock again!*
Ishnari: Women and headlocks - the two things in life with infinite ability to piss off a guy.
*After a few moments spent on one knee, Callous again attempts the blows to the midsection. This loosens Dragon's grip enough for Winter Callous to deliver a hard knee lift to the midsection. This startles Dragon as he relinquishes the hold and stumbles backwards into the corner. Winter Callous delivers a stiff right hand before whipping Dragon across the ring and into the opposite buckle. Dragon's back connects hard, and he stumbles out slightly as Winter Callous charges him. Suddenly Callous is elevated over-head towards the buckle, but he lands cat-like on the top rope facing the outside. Suddenly Winter Callous lunges backwards and wraps his legs around the head of Shadow Dragon as he falls. He SNAPS it to the mat delivering a REWIND FRANKENSTEINER! 1...2NO! Shadow Dragon kicks out of the British-based maneuver!*
Carlos: Awesome move right there.
Ishnari: That's a move which is hard to do and even harder to take.
*Callus makes it to his feet and grabs Dragon by the back of the mask, forcing him to stand as well. He then delivers a boot to the gut, and Dragon hunches over in pain. Winter Callous positions Dragon between his legs and hooks his arms before lifting him high with what looks to be his trademark double underhook back-breaker...but NO! Shadow Dragon counters mid-move into a head-scissor takedown! Callous hits but scrambles to his feet and charges Dragon. Dragon ducks low and elevates Callous for a high back-body drop, but Callous lands on his feet. He quickly turns and hooks Dragon for a dragon-suplex of all things!...But Shadow Dragon lands on his FEET! The crowd applauds the efforts of both men as Shadow Dragon snatches a standing headlock! The crowd is actually cheering for the headlock!*
Carlos: Wow, this match is so great that the fans are cheering for a basic maneuver. I LOVE JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHTS!
Ishnari: A headlock is not basic. You are.
*Winter Callous, obviously frustrated backs Dragon into the ropes and sets him for the ride. Dragon charges off and Callous smacks his back, sending him into the opposite ropes faster. Dragon charges off once more, and Callous drops low. Dragon hits the opposite ropes and is again viciously running towards Winter Callous. Callous ducks low, allowing a leapfrog, so Dragon takes the opportunity. But as he leapfrogs over he places both feet on the back of Callous and vollies himself into the air, springing right towards the middle rope. His feet land perfectly and he uses the momentum to launch himself, twisting backwards with a cross body!!! He catches Callous off guard! 12.NO! SO CLOSE! The momentum carries them through and Winter Callous rolls backwards to his feetWITH SHADOW DRAGON STILL IN HIS HANDS! He holds him sideways...before taking a few steps forward and MOONSAULTING WHILE HOLDING SHADOW DRAGON! Classic Scott Steiner footage has nothing on that!*
Carlos: Eat that Steiner!
Ishnari: Funny you should say that, because he's behind you. Bye-bye.
*Immediately Winter Callous gets up and begins to scale the turnbuckle. He makes it to the middle rope before Shadow Dragon is back to his feet and charging his adversary once more! OUT OF NOWHERE, Shadow Dragon cat-like scales the top rope and delivers a huge leaping SHINING WIZARD to Callous' jaw!!! Shadow Dragon is somehow able to hold on and positions himself to land on the apron. In no time he is back on the top rope...delivering heavy right hands to Winter Callous and positioning him for what looks to be a superplex! He hooks it and the crowd begins to rise with anticipation BUT NO! In true no-sell fashion, Winter Callous counters with the basic elbow to the midsection! He then positions Shadow Dragon between his legs for the spectacular SNOW DROP! BUT NO! HE CANNOT DELIVER! Shadow Dragon counters with a HIGH BACK BODY DROP, sending Winter Callous CRASHING FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE CANVAS! SUDDENLY, Shadow Dragon SPRINGS backwards with the Awe-inspiring Dragon Splash!!! 123!!! Shadow Dragon RETAINS THE JUNIOR-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!*
Winner and Still Junior Heavyweight Champion: Shadow Dragon
Ishnari: Well cock me with an ironing board. Phew!
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the Xtreme-Tron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of Mushroomhead themselves begin to echo throughout the building..
"Some kind of eminence,
Some kind of reason,
Why I can't find a way to be in my life..
(So I ridden this dying day,
If I could only find a way for my escape,
I find it hard to concentrate with all my best mistakes..)
To be in my life..."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on their feet as the chorus of "Sun Doesn't Rise" by Mushroomhead hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage!! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd in front of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...
Carlos: Dude Rage, all the way.
Ishnari: Why?
Carlos: He's big and he's bald, what more can you ask for?
Ishnari: Breasts.
The arena lights dim and the sounds of Godsmack's "I Stand Alone" fill the arena. Smoke covers the stage as the fans get on there feet and begin to cheer the name of the People's Champion Scorpion. The curtain is thrown aside and Scorpion appears through the smoke to a huge obviation from the crowd. Scorpion walks down the ramp pausing half way down as white lights flash through the arena as the sound of thunder echoes over the music at the same time. Scorpion continues to the ring and slides in.
Ishnari: What do you think about him?
Carlos: Uhhh who is he again?
Ishnari: Scorpion
Carlos: Ohhh yeah.
Scorpion vs. Rage
*Both men lock up in the center of the ring as they begin to battle for the upper hand. Scorpion finally over powers the bald headed behemoth and then sends him into the corner and begins throwing the boots to Rage as the crowd cheers him on. Scorpion backs off with Rage and then hooks him for a suplex and snaps the big man over really quick and makes the cover but Rage kicks out at 2. Scorpion gets to his feet and then drops the elbow and makes another quick cover but Rage once again gets the shoulder up before the 3.*
Carlos: Scorpion is trying to win early here.
Ishnari: Yeah that's usually what is going on when one dude pins the other
*Scorpion attempts to lift Rage back up but he kicks him in the face and gets to his feet and takes the man down with a vicious clothesline! Rage then lifts him up to his feet and puts his head in between his legs and drills him into the mat with a Jackknife Powerbomb and makes the pin, 1 - 2 - Scorpion kicks out just before the 3.*
Ishnari: Scorpion almost lost.
Carlos: Yeah, that move is crazy.
*Rage gets to his feet and begins kicking Scorpion in the midsection and then gets down to his knees and grabs onto his head and begins pounding him with shots straight to his temple. Rage lets go of Scorpion's head as it falls back to the mat as the big man gets to his feet and begins to taunt the crowd as they throw things and chant "Scorpion" doing nothing but pissing off Rage. Rage gets Scorpion back to his feet and whips him to the ropes, he lifts him up onto his shoulder and then slams him back down with a spinebuster, he makes the cover but Scorpion again kicks out at 2.*
Ishnari: It's smart of Scorpion to take as long as possible to kick out of those pin falls, you can regain energy laying on the mat.
Carlos: Dude it's only 2 seconds
*Rage gets to his feet and stands in the corner awaiting Scorpion's recovery, Rage charges and swings with a clothesline but Scorpion ducks under and plants him with the Stroke, he makes the cover, 1 - 2 - Rage kicks out again. Scorpion gets to his feet and moves to Rage's legs and attempts to lock on the Scorpion Lock but the big man kicks wildly until Scorpion drops his legs and is pushed back into the ropes and then rolled up in a small package, 1 - 2 - Scorpion kicks out again. Rage gets up very angered and kicks him in the gut and puts his head in between his legs looking for another Jackknife but when he lifts him up Scorpion's legs roll off his shoulders and he catches Rage's head and plants him into the mat with a DDT! Scorpion takes advantage of the fallen behemoth and ascends the turnbuckle and flies off with a brutal elbow drop right into the heart of Rage. Scorpion again makes the cover but Rage again kicks out at 2.*
Carlos: Rage is a monster, I'm telling you he's gonna win.
Ishnari: Scorpion is hanging in there.
*Scorpion gets back to his feet and begins pulling Rage but suddenly Rage springs to his feet and hoists Scorpion up onto his shoulders for the Fist Of Rage, he spins but Scorpion falls to his feet and drops Rage with the Scorpion Death Drop he quickly hooks the leg as the ref begins to count, 1. 2. 3!*
Carlos: What the hell?!
Ishnari: Looks like you were wrong.
*Scorpion gets to his feet in celebration of his win but soon the ref comes up behind him and begins to explain something to him as he points back at Rage.*
Ishnari: What's going on?
Carlos: HA! Rage got his foot on the rope looks like Scorpion didn't win, too bad.
*Scorpion begins to argue with the ref as Rage slowly gets back to his feet holding his head and trying to figure out what's going on. Scorpion soon turns around to see Rage recovered and he charges and swings with a clothesline but Rage ducks under and takes him down with a big boot. Rage then looks out at the crowd and signals that this is it as he hoists Scorpion up onto his shoulders again, he swings him around but once again Scorpion some how lands on his feet and this time hooks Rage in a full nelson, he attempts to suplex back but Rage has his leg wrapped safely around Scorpions leg, Rage then nails Scorpion with a low blow, quickly turns around and finally hits the Fist Of Rage and makes the cover, 1 - 2 - 3.*
Winner: Rage
Carlos: Yeah that's right the TRUE winner.
Ishnari: Whatever
*The lights flicker very quickly, as the opening beats of the song begin to play. As the woman begins singing, the lights become steadier, and then fade into blue, as Desyree steps out on to the stage.*
She is not scared to die..
The best things in life drive her to cry.
Crucify then learn..
Sit and watch me burn..
*She walks down the ramp, waving to some of the boys in the crowd with a smile. She walks up the stairs two steps, and then bends over for a quick second, continuing into the ring as "Brackish" by Kittie, continues to play.*
She's led to believe, that it be ok,
look at your face, scarred in dismay,
but times have changed, and so have you..
I think I'd rather crucify then learn
Sit and watch me burn..
*She stretches her arms out and walks around the ring, and then begins to bounce off the ropes, from side to side, preparing for the beginning of the match.*
Carlos: This women could be the influence for the success of Diamond. Once she came, he won the X*Crown and has been a great champion. What do you think Mr. Ish?
Ishnari: I'm going to keep quiet about issues like that, because I think these two women are going to use this stage to prove that they aren't just around to accompany men.
*A slow, quiet chiming noise is heard, like wind chimes, as an image of water slowly dripping down the Xtreme Tron screens is shown. Suddenly, the guitar chords of "Underdose" by Inme hits the PA system, and the white background turns to dark purple, the water turns to blood red. A silhouette of a woman is seen walking closer to the water on the screens, then just as her whole body is in it's best view, a huge bang is emitted and a white purple that fades to purple before disappearing, with Dagger on center stage as the singing begins. She walks down the ramp and gets into the ring.*
Carlos: And the crowd is on their feet cheering for their hometown girl!
Ladder Match
-If Desyree wins, Dagger must spend the night with her-
-If Dagger wins, Desyree's head is dunked into a vat of Mashed Potato's-
Desyree vs. Dagger
Both women stand in a corner across from one another, as a ladder is brought from the back. It's set at the bottom of the ramp, and the referee calls for the bell, and this match is underway. The two women walk up to the center of the ring, but Desyree takes the earlier advantage with a kick to the stomach, knocking Dagger down. Desyree begins to forearm Dagger, each shot taking her down to her knees. Desyree picks Dagger up and kicks her in the stomach once, and then whips her into the ropes. When Dagger bounces back Desyree goes for a clothesline, but Dagger ducks it and awaits Desyree to turn around. Once Desyree turns around Dagger hits knife-edge chops into the chest of Desyree, sending her back into the nearest turnbuckle. Dagger kicks Desyree in the ribs a couple of times, and then looks at the crowd. They cheer, as Dagger grabs the top rope and leaps onto the second rope, hitting a springboard kick to the head onto Desyree! Desyree falls in the corner, as Dagger lands on her feet, back to Desyree. Dagger turns around and sees Desyree, and walks up to her. Dagger places her boot into the throat and pushes back, choking Desyree. Dagger takes her boot off of the throat, and then goes out of the ring. She walks over to the ladder, folding it so she can slide it into the ring. Dagger rolls into the ring, and lifts up the ladder. Dagger places the ladder in the center of the ring, and goes to climb it, while Desyree begins to climb up to her feet. Desyree is all the way up and runs to Dagger, pulling her down from her pants back to the mat. Dagger goes for a clothesline, but Desyree ducks and lifts and slams Dagger down with a backdrop. Dagger holds her head as she rolls out of the ring, and Desyree soon follows Dagger. Desyree grabs Dagger by the hair and lifts her up to her feet and drives a knee into the stomach of Dagger. Dagger bends over holding her stomach, and Desyree applies a front facelock, and throws Dagger's arm behind her neck. Desyree lifts Dagger up for a vertical suplex but holds it, causing all the blood to rush to the head of Dagger. Desyree holds Dagger up there until she seems satisfied, and then slams her stomach first into the railing!
Carlos: Since the beginning of this match Desyree has been trying to hurt the ribs of Dagger, and this seems to be the most effective way so far. I've never wrestled before, but I sure as hell know getting your stomach thrown into a steel railing isn't fun.
Ishnari: I haven't seen any rib working in this match so far, but as someone with wrestling experience I can OFFICIALY confirm that getting your stomach thrown into a steel railing is not fun.
Dagger screams in pain as she lies against the railing, as Desyree takes a few steps back. She then runs to Dagger and lifts a knee, knocking Dagger into the crowd. Desyree checks to see if Dagger is far enough, and then goes into the ring. She walks to the ladder and begins to climb up it, as Dagger is finally getting to her feet. She walks over the railing and crawls to the ring, holding her ribs. Dagger rolls into the ring and Desyree sees this, and turns around, back first to the ladder. Desyree sits on one of the steps as Dagger begins to climb up to her feet. Dagger is all the way to her feet, and Desyree leaps off, driving an elbow right into the head of Dagger! Dagger falls down to the mat holding her head, as Desyree begins to stomp on her opponent, and then picks her up. Desyree, being the bigger out of the two, tosses Dagger into the corner and begins to choke her with her own two hands. Dagger tries to get Desyree off her, but Desyree tosses her, causing Dagger to crash against the mat. Dagger sits up holding her back from the impact, but is taken by surprise by a huge kick in the spine by Desyree. Dagger falls to the mat burring her face in it, as Desyree walks over to the ladder. She folds the ladder and sets it against the turnbuckle, and walks over to Dagger. Desyree lifts Dagger up by the hair and bends her over, setting her between her legs. Desyree hooks both of the arms of Dagger, and looks at the crowd. Desyree then lifts up Dagger, and sends her spine first into the ladder!
Carlos: Jesus. Desyree wants to break Dagger in half, and if she wins she has to spend a night with her! If Desyree doesn't be careful, after that night with Dagger she might be considered a necrophiliac.
Ishnari: After trying to consider what that would be like with a woman broken in half, I've decided that I think too much. I think that breaking Dagger in half would put a dampener on the crowd here too.
Dagger rolls off the ladder holding her back, as Desyree sits up, looking around at the crowd before standing to her feet. Dagger lies on her stomach, as Desyree grabs the ladder and pushes it down, landing onto the spine of Dagger! Dagger screeches in pain, as Desyree is seen laughing, while taking the ladder and placing it in the center of the ring. Desyree grabs Dagger by the hair and wraps her arm around her neck for a front facelock. Desyree lifts Dagger up for a suplex, and then slams her into the ladder once again! Dagger rolls out of the ring in a lot of pain, while Desyree takes the ladder and sets it up right under the contract, and slowly begins to climb up it. After each step Desyree looks back for Dagger, who is slowly rolling her way into the ring. Dagger finally crawls all the way into the ring, using the ropes to help her up. Dagger is finally up to her feet and Desyree leaps off for a double axe handle, but Dagger reverses it with a superkick right to the chin! Desyree hits the mat hard holding her chin, as Dagger stumbles back to the corner. Desyree climbs up to her feet and runs to Dagger, but Dagger lifts Desyree up for a back body drop, where Desyree lands on the apron. Dagger turns around and Desyree takes a swing, but Dagger ducks and lifts her leg up, hitting and knocking Desyree down to the padding! Dagger holds on to the top rope while holding her back, as Desyree slowly begins to climb up to her feet. Once Desyree makes it all the way to her feet Desyree leans back, and springs herself over the top rope connecting with a vaulting body splash onto Desyree!
Carlos: That wasn't smart. When you have a bad back I think you should lay off the high-flying stuff, so you don't injury yourself anymore because one more and BAM! Eso es todas gente.
Ishnari: No thank you Carlos I've just eaten. Concentrating on that move I've always said that if you have a bad back, don't wrestle! Seeing as she's in there bad back or not she's got to try and do her job bad back or not.
Dagger holds her back after the move, but climbs up to her feet and stomps Desyree, trying to keep her down. Dagger walks to the ring and rolls into the ring. Dagger crawls to the ladder and grabs the third step, and begins to pull herself up. Dagger slowly begins to climb the ladder, slow enough for Desyree to get to her feet. Desyree sees Dagger climbing the ladder, so she slides into the ring and gets to her feet, forearming Dagger in the back. Desyree turns around facing the crowd, grabbing the waist of her opponent. Dagger is unable to do anything, as Desyree pulls Dagger down and slams her back first into the mat with a powerbomb off the ladder! Dagger is folded in half, as Desyree falls to her back after using all the strength she had left to execute that move. Desyree rolls over to her stomach and pushes herself up slowly, as she grabs the ladder. She looks at Dagger and then up at the contract, and then pulls down the ladder! Desyree takes the ladder and sets it up against the ropes and walks up to Dagger and lifts her up. Desyree whips Dagger to the ropes and lifts her up for a back body drop, but Dagger floats over and grabs Desyree by the waist, and slams her against the ladder with a German Suplex!
Carlos: Ah dios!
Ishnari: Jesus Julian Christ!
The crowd is on their feet from that, as Desyree rolls off the ladder, lifeless on the mat. Dagger grabs the ladder and sets it into the center of the ring, but falls to her knees, holding her back. Dagger grabs the steps and pulls herself up the ladder, as Desyree is still motionless on the mat. Dagger climbs closer to the top, and when she finally gets there she reaches up, and grabs the contract!
Winner: Dagger
Carlos: And Dagger wins!
Ishnari: Everyone's a winner in this match. Desyree's just won a splobbering!
Dagger climbs down the ladder, as the vat of mashed potatoes are brought down to the bottom of the ramp. Dagger makes it to bottom of the ladder, and she rolls Desyree out of the ring. Dagger soon follows, and grabs Desyree by the hair. Dagger drags Desyree to the potatoes, and lifts her up. Dagger screams something at her, and then shoves her head into it! Desyree's arm wave around, and Dagger finally let's her go, as Desyree takes her head out with her faced covered with mashed potatoes! Dagger laughs at Desyree, but then knocks her down with a huge kick to the head! Desyree falls to the padding holding her neck, as Dagger begins to celebrate with her hometown crowd.
Carlos: And Dagger wins, and causes potatoes to get stuck in Desyree's hair for only god knows how long.
Ishnari: Everyody knows, Badger loves MASHED POTATOES.
*The cage begins to lower down from the ceiling. The crowd gets to their feet, as a 25-foot base steel cage lowers down to the ring. One side of the cage is already set on fire, and another is wrapped in rusty barbed wire. The other two sides seem normal enough, and an elevator shaft is being tested in one of the four corners. The cage rests on to the ringside concrete, which has been stripped of its soft mat. On the side facing the arena wide camera, a door slides up, like a garage door. There, the ring crew come in with barrels of weapons, and begin to tie weapons to the 'normal' cage sides. The crew then make their way out of the cage, as a referee walks into the cage, and gets in the ring...*
Carlos: What will the XHF think up next? First The Triple Tier Greenhouse, the Annihilation Complex Match, Tower Match, Vegas Roulette, and now the Ultimate St. Louis No Way Out Match.
Ishnari: I could tell you, but quite frankly that would spoil the fun.
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stopwatch appears on the Xtreme Tron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the Xtreme Tron. "Crack Addict" plays, but no one comes out... Then, just as the song reaches its chorus, out comes a big black Dodge truck. The truck pulls out on to the stage, and out of the window sits Goldberg. Goldberg taunts the crowd from his truck's window. The fans get to their feet. Goldberg then hops back in, and drives the truck down to the front of the cage, and right in front of the fire. Goldberg hops out, and walks behind the truck. He grabs some stuff from inside the tailgate, and brings it into the ring. A big black mystery bag is carried on his back, as he gets into the ring...*
Carlos: Well, here's the man of the night Goldberg.
Ishnari: You mean he's a prostitute?
*Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marilyn Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The XtremeTron goes from black to static and back to black, causing a strobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud strobe lights explode there bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges with the XHF Title draped over his shoulder. Rat makes his way down the ramp as the strobe lights ignite around him, making his walk look like slow motion. When he reaches the apron he tosses the XHF Title into the ring then climbs in himself as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans.
Carlos: Is Rat Bastard sick? I mean first he spits on the name of Mongo and doesn't even care about him. That man gave his life for this company and Rat Bastard doesn't even care, sometimes I hate Rat Bastard. I hope tonight Goldberg kicks his ass.
Ishnari: His critics say that he gave the lives of others to this company by sacrificing them in elaborately dangerous gimmick matches. No one's perfect. Except for Mr Perfect, but he's dead, so I was right.
Ultimate St. Louis No Way Out Street Fight
A Match Dedicated To Mongo/Goldberg's Final Match
Rat Bastard vs. Goldberg
*Goldberg and Rat Bastard take a good look at each other from across the ring... The audience rises to their feet for the two men, who then look around at the hellacious creation. Goldberg and Rat begin to walk cautious towards each other. Goldberg and Rat go for the test of strength. Rat kicks Goldberg in the gut, and smacks Goldberg across the face. Goldberg is almost knocked off his feet, and he gets back up off his knee. Goldberg then smacks Rat across the face. Rat Bastard gets off his knee, and lunges at Goldberg with a choke. He takes down Goldberg, and starts to choke him to death. Goldberg punches Rat in the ear, and Rat rolls off. They both get to their feet, and Goldberg locks in a headlock on Rat. Rat shoves Goldberg into the ropes. Goldberg comes back, and ducks a clothesline. Goldberg bounces off again, and goes for a flying forearm to Rat. Rat catches Goldberg, and immediately tries to apply the Rat Trap! Goldberg struggles to get free, and does. Rat gets up, and so does Goldberg. Goldberg turns to Rat, and Rat rakes Goldberg's eyes. Rat then throws Goldberg into the ropes, and Goldberg comes back at Rat. Rat goes for a Back Body Drop, but Goldberg flips behind Rat Bastard. Goldberg goes for the Full-Nelson Slam from behind, but Rat hits a low blow with a mule kick. Goldberg falls to his knees in pain.*
Carlos: This match hasn't been going on for more than five minutes, and Rat Bastard already has to use dirty tactics.
Ishnari: What do you expect he's a dirty guy.
*Rat Bastard runs to the ropes, and bounces off. He runs at Goldberg, but Goldberg lunges up and catches Rat with a jumping spear! Rat rolls around the mat, holding his gut. Goldberg gets up, and 'adjusts' himself. Rat gets back up, and rests on the ropes. Goldberg charges Rat, and goes for a punch. Rat blocks it, and goes for a punch on Goldberg. Goldberg blocks it, and they trap each other with their arms. Rat then head butts Goldberg in the nose. Goldberg then does the same to Rat Bastard. Rat does it back, but then Goldberg flips Rat behind him, with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Rat Bastard gets up, and so does Goldberg. Rat charges Goldberg, and ducks by Goldberg. He halts in his tracks, and turns to Goldberg. Goldberg turns around, and Rat kicks Goldberg in the gut. He hits a DDT, and tries to capitalize, with a pin. Goldberg kicks after one...*
Ishnari: That would have been game over twenty years ago, but over time our performers have evolved into superhuman performers.
*Rat lifts Goldberg up by his baldhead. Rat hits a solid chop to Goldberg's chest, and another one. Rat then gets Goldberg into the ropes. Rat goes to clothesline Goldberg over, but Goldberg ducks and gets behind Rat. Rat turns, and receives a chop by Goldberg. Goldberg taunts, and chops him again. Goldberg goes to clothesline Rat over, but Rat ducks it, and grabs Goldberg by his legs. Rat flips Goldberg on to his back, and sets up for a slingshot. Rat lifts up Goldberg and Goldberg flips over the top rope, and into the concrete floor. Goldberg slides a bit, and hits the cage wall. Rat Bastard taunts everyone in the arena, and flips them off. Goldberg unlatches something from the cage wall, but it can't be seen. Rat Bastard goes to the ropes, and looks at Goldberg, propping himself up with something. Rat grabs the ropes, and goes for a body splash on Goldberg. Goldberg pulls out a chair from behind, and hits Rat in the head, while in mid-flight! Rat spills out onto the concrete floor...Goldberg raises the chair in the air, and receives some pops. Goldberg raises the chair behind his head, and gets ready to slam Rat another one. Rat then hits a drop toehold on Goldberg, and Goldberg hits the apron of the ring, face first! Goldberg drops the chair, and holds his nose in pain. Rat crawls over to the ring steps, and pulls himself up. Rat turns to Goldberg, who is now on all fours. Goldberg spits out some blood, and pulls himself up. Rat grabs Goldberg by the back of the head, and turns him around, and throws Goldberg face first into the barbed wire cage side! Goldberg bounces off, and falls on to his back. Rat Bastard picks up Goldberg on to his shoulder, and aims himself towards the barbed wire side. Rat charges Goldberg face first, and Goldberg slides off of Rat's shoulders, and shoves Rat into the barbed wire siding! Rat falls back, and yells in pain. Blood begins to rush from Rat's head, as Goldberg walks over to the weapon wall. Goldberg looks at the weapon wall, and wonders what he'll grab next. Goldberg grab's a trashcan, and tosses it into the ring, which is quickly followed by another trashcan. Rat rolls himself into the ring, as Goldberg tosses a sign into the ring. Goldberg then rolls himself into the ring, and SMACK, Rat smashes a trashcan over Goldberg's head. Goldberg falls on his ass, and Rat smacks him over the head again, finally taking Goldberg out.*
Carlos: Jess dulce. Goldberg is taking all the shots that Rat is giving him, and he won't go down. This is for Mongo, and a good bye to all of his fans.
Ishnari: That's mighty admirable n'all but we don't want another death on our hands.
*Rat lifts Goldberg up, by his head, and Goldberg breaks out and chops Rat in the chest. Rat takes a step back, and Goldberg grabs Rat by the arm. Goldberg whips Rat into the ropes, and Goldberg runs to the opposite ropes as well. Goldberg and Rat both go for a Flying Forearm, and meet each other in the middle! They collide and both do a complete back flip just before falling on to the back of their necks. Goldberg's legs land on the bottom ropes, and Rat lays unconscious in his own world, on the opposite side of the ring. Goldberg rolls out of the ring, and Rat begins to pull himself up, slowly. Goldberg pulls himself up, and looks into the ring from the apron. Rat runs, and baseball slides into Goldberg. Goldberg stumbles back, and lands into the fiery side of the cage! Goldberg gets scolded, and he quickly dashes away from the burning wall. Rat slides out of the ring, and punches Goldberg around. Rat throws Goldberg into a 'normal' cage wall, and Goldberg falls back. He looks up at the barbed wire covered ceiling. Rat begins to climb one of the walls for a weapon. He grabs a 2x4 with barbed wire on the end. Rat then jumps off, and takes the 2x4 to the burning side of the cage. Rat lights the 2x4 on fire, and waves it around.*
Carlos: No! That could kill Goldberg and Rat Bastard just doesn't care. I know he's trying to win the match, but this is going TOO far.
Ishnari: Sorry to break your fan-loving bubble, but Mongo ENJOYED putting people in brutal matches just like this his whole life.
*Goldberg gets up, and Rat charges Goldberg with the flaming 2x4. Goldberg turns, and sees this. Goldberg ducks Rat, and Rat turns back at Goldberg. Goldberg takes a page from Rat's playbook, and kicks Rat in the groin area! Rat falls to his knees, and drops the 2x4. Rat falls on his face, and Goldberg rests against the 'normal' cage wall. After waiting, Rat Bastard gets up. Goldberg hits The Whiplash, and takes Rat Bastard out to the concrete floor again. Goldberg then goes over to the ring, and looks under. He pulls out a table, and slides it into the ring. He then goes back to Rat, and takes the flaming barbed wire 2x4. He sets it on the table, and the table lights up in fire. Goldberg gets an evil look, and grabs his black bag from under the ring. Goldberg gets back in the ring, and scatters thumbtacks all over the table! Goldberg rolls out of the ring, and tries to find Rat Bastard. Rat Bastard rises from out of the outside of the ring steps, and hits Goldberg with a lead pipe! Goldberg falls to the concrete...*
Carlos: Rat Bastard is just destroying Goldberg here.
*Rat Bastard jumps down on Goldberg and begins to choke Goldberg with the pipe. Goldberg tries to get Rat off, but Rat proves to be too much for him. Rat lets go, and throws the pipe into the ring. Rat looks under the ring, and grabs a ladder. He pulls out a 20 footer from under the ring, and slides it into the ring. Goldberg kicks Rat's leg out from behind, and pulls himself up. Rat turns, and Goldberg slams the end of the ladder into Rat's face. Rat falls back some, and Goldberg charges Rat for the Cruise Missile! Rat moves out of the way, and Goldberg collides into the ring steps! Goldberg flips over the ring steps, and falls onto the concrete, holding his chest and abs in pain. Rat pushes the ladder back into the ring, and rolls in. He sets up the ladder on its base, and moves it into a corner. Goldberg begins to climb up the stairs of the ring, and then begins to climb the turnbuckle. Rat begins to the climb the ladder, also, which is next to the turnbuckle Goldberg is climbing. Goldberg climbs up, and begins to climb on to the ladder. Rat Bastard reaches the top, and punches down on Goldbergs baldhead. Goldberg continues up, and Rat helps him up. Goldberg punches Rat, and Rat rakes Goldbergs eyes. Rat pulls up Goldberg for a Super-Plex on to the burning thumb tacked Table. Goldberg tries to fight out of it, and hits Rats head on the top of the ladder. Goldberg climbs up another step, and lifts up Rat on to his shoulders! The crowd gets to their feet, as Goldberg tries to balance himself. Goldberg goes for a powerbomb, but Rat reverses it with a Hurricanrana, and Goldberg hits the mat on his back, with Rat on his chest. Rat has the pin, 1...2...Rat lifts up Goldbergs shoulders before 3! Rat yells out, Im Crippling His Ass! and he pulls up Goldberg. Rat Bastard sets up for the Bastard Bomb, and lifts up Goldberg. He faces towards the table, and gets ready to bomb him into it. Goldberg rolls off of Rats shoulders, and lands behind Rat. Goldberg turns around, and grabs Rat by the back of the head. Goldberg locks in the Gold Poisoning on Rat Bastard! Rat hectically tries to fight out of it! Rat spins behind Goldberg, and goes for a back suplex. Goldberg is dumped over the top rope, and lands on the concrete, on the back of his neck. Goldberg kicks the floor with his feet, as he tries to fight the pain on the back of his neck. Rat Bastard sits and rests back on the ropes. Rat grabs the ladder, and dumps it over the ropes. Rat climbs out, and takes the ladder with him. He walks over to the built in steel ladder on one side of the cage, and begins to climb towards the hatch in the ceiling. Rat pulls up the ladder with him, and slides it through the hatch, and on to the ceiling. Rat pulls himself up on top too, and shuts the hatch.*
Carlos: And Rat Bastard has shut the hatchand it seems like my partner has died here.
Ishnari: Musteatthepussymust
Carlos: Um, ok.
*Goldberg pulls himself together, and grabs the flaming barbed wire 2x4. He begins to climb up the ladder, and reaches the hatch. He pulls himself in, and focuses on Rat. Rat motions for Goldberg to come on, and Goldberg comes charging. Goldberg swings the 2x4 for Rat, and Rat ducks it. They turn to each other, and Goldberg presses the 2x4 into Rats face! Rat yells in pain, and falls onto the barbed wire ceiling! Goldberg tosses the 2x4 over to the side, and pulls up the ladder. He sets it up, and then throws Rat Bastard into one side. Goldberg begins to climb one side, and tries to get Rat Bastard to do the same on the opposite side. Rat Bastard makes it to the top, and they begin to fight it out. Rat begins to pick up the pace, and delivers punch after punch. Goldberg rakes Rats eyes, and Rat stops dead in his assault. Goldberg pulls Rats legs up, and Rat begins to bend back. Goldberg locks in the Walls of Jericho on the ladder, and the crowd begins to get to their feet. The arena lights go out though, and the words SIMPLY SENSATIONAL flashes onto the XtremeTron.*
Carlos: Simply Sensational? This could only mean one thing!
*The crowd pops for they know it could only be, The Prodigy! The Prodigy comes walking out from the XtremeTron, as Goldberg forgets about Rat Bastard, and drops off of the ladder. The Prodigy comes walking out with a baseball bat, and walks up to Goldbergs Dodge truck that is stalled in the middle of the ramp. The Prodigy begins to walk around it, and he measures the bat up with the truck. The Prodigy smashes in the drivers window, and the broken glass shatters into the truck. Goldberg continues to yell, but can get any closer to the edge, because of the wall of flames that near him, from the cage wall. Prodigy aims the bat at Goldberg, and yells at him. Rat Bastard comes running up, and pushes Goldberg from behind. Goldberg is forced to take two steps, and he falls over the side of the cage! Goldberg is sent down and crashes face first through the windshield of his Truck! The Prodigy falls back, and is shocked to see what has happened. Rat Bastard looks stunned as he stares down at Goldberg, halfway through the windshield of his own truck.*
Carlos: Dammit! Will the brutality stop? How much more can Goldberg take? WHY ISNT EITHER MAN DEAD YET!?
*A Holy Shit Chant starts up, as The Prodigy climbs on the hood of the truck. He points to Rat Bastard, who then takes his leave and goes back into the elevator cage. The Prodigy pulls out a bloody Goldberg, and carries him back towards the cage. The Prodigy presses the button on the side of the cage, and the motorized cage door slides up. He carries in Goldberg on his shoulders, and rolls him into the ring. There, Rat Bastard walks around the still flaming table with thumb tacks, and pins Goldberg... 1...2.... Goldberg gets his foot on the bottom rope! Rat Bastard jumps back a bit, as Goldberg still lies motionless on the ground. Rat grabs Goldbergs foot, and hooks the leg, 1...2...KICKOUT made by Goldberg! The crowd pops, as Rat gets frustrated and hits the mat hard with his fists. Rat Bastard gets up, and pulls up Goldberg with him. Goldberg punches Rat away, and punches him again. Goldberg punches Rat back into the ropes, and then The Prodigy grabs Goldbergs foot, and drags him out of the ring. Goldberg and The Prodigy begin to duke it out on the outside. Goldberg knees The Prodigy in the gut, and then whips him out of the cage, and through the door opening. Goldberg runs over, and presses the button on the outside, and the door slides shut down, leaving Rat locked in with Goldberg. Goldberg grabs a chain and a lock from near by on the wall, and locks the cage door shut. The Prodigy runs to the motorized door, but he cant get it open. Goldberg laughs at him, and turns back around. Rat Bastard hits Goldberg in the head with a sledgehammer!*
Carlos: And Goldberg is still breathing, how?
*Goldberg lies on the ground, and Rat raises the sledgehammer in the air. He then stomps in Goldbergs stomach with the sledgehammer. Rat hits him again, and Goldberg rolls around on the ground, coughing up blood. Rat Bastard picks up Goldberg, and throws him face first into the steel cage wall. Goldberg stumbles back, and falls to the ground. He lays motionless, as Rat walks back over to the cage door, and tries to figure out the lock. He walks around, and grabs some steel cutters from the cage wall. He walks back over, and cuts the lock open, and The Prodigy pulls the lock out, and then opens the door again. The two begin to work their way on Goldberg. The Prodigy pulls up Goldberg, and holds him up for Rat. Rat Bastard walks up to Goldberg, and holds his chin. He talks trash to him, and punches him over the head. Rat Bastard then punches him again, and The Referee finally gets out of the ring to stop this. He starts to yell at Rat Bastard, and backs him up into the cage. The Prodigy drops Goldberg, and knocks out the Referee from behind. The two taunt the Referee, and Rat directs The Prodigy around. The Prodigy grabs the Ref, and steals his shirt. He then throws the Ref out of the cage, and out into ringside. The Prodigy puts on the shirt, and the crowd boos him. Rat grins, and turns back to Goldberg, who is trying to pull himself up. Rat laughs at him, and waits for Goldberg. Goldberg finally gets to his feet, and turns back around. Rat rushes him, and begins to beat him down with his fists. He then hits a T-Bone Suplex, and it takes Goldberg out again! Rat Bastard begins to talk with The Prodigy, as Goldberg barely moves. Rat Bastard, then points to one of the announce tables, and The Prodigy grins. Rat then takes off towards the steel ladder, as The Prodigy grabs Goldberg by the feet, and drags him out of the cage. The Prodigy sets Goldberg on to the Spanish Announce Table, as Rat nears the top. Crocker jumps the rail, and takes down The Prodigy with a tackle!*
Carlos: It Crocker, Goldbergs former partner! These two were the best of friends, and were part of the XHFs own D-Generation X.
*Crocker sets on top of The Prodigy, and begins to punch down on him, as the crowd erupts in cheers. The Prodigy throws Crocker off, and then gets back up. Crocker takes down The Prodigy again, and they begin to brawl towards the barricade. Rat Bastard opens the hatch, and crawls out onto the roof of the cage. He walks over to the edge, and sees Goldberg lying down on the table. Rat makes a cross with his hand on his body, and then closes his eyes. Rat Bastard jumps off and goes for the Drop of 1000 Bastards, but Goldberg rolls off of the table! Rat collides into the table, and totally breaks it. The crowd begins holy shit and various other chants, as Rat Bastard lies on the broken table unconsciously, as Goldberg kneels down by the cage wall. Goldberg gets up, but then stumbles back down and into the English Announcers table. He props himself against the table, as Rat turns himself over. Inside the ring, the flaming table finally collapses on its own. Someone comes walking out from the Xtreme Tron entrance. Out comes Bongo, and he slowly walks down towards the ring. The crowd stands on their feet, and he reaches the truck, and passes it by. He reaches the cage, and walks towards one side of it. He walks back towards the announcers tables, and then sees Rat lying on the broken announcers table. Bongo walks over, and stands over Rat Bastard. Bongo grabs Rat by the hand, and pulls him up. Bongo pats Rat Bastard on the back, and Rat seems to be a little dazed from the fall, and has the blood on himself to prove it. Bongos smile turns to anger, and he punches Rat back down to the ground in one stiff punch. Goldberg grins, as Bongo turns back, and begins to leave.*
Carlos: And there goes Bongo, defending the honor of his fallen friend, Mongo.
*Back in the crowd, The Prodigy gets the upper hand on Crocker, and throws him back over the barricade. The Prodigy jumps over the barricade, and Goldberg comes running at him. The Prodigy goes for a big boot, but Goldberg ducks it, brakes, and turns around. The Prodigy turns around also, and Goldberg kicks him and hits The Dimension! Goldberg grins, and looks back at Rat, who has been laid out. Goldberg grabs Rat by the legs, and Crocker comes to help. They carry Rat back into the ring, and roll him inside. Goldberg thanks Crocker, and Goldberg rolls back into the ring. He crawls over, and pins Rat Bastard for the win, 1...2...KICKOUT! Rat Bastard kicks out, and then turns on to his chest.*
Carlos: Rat Bastard, stay down, its okay! You dont have to kill yourself, you have nothing to lose but your life if continue this match.
*Goldberg gets up, and looks somewhat pissed by that outcome. He grabs Rat by the hair, and gets Rat to his feet. Goldberg props Rat into the Firemans Carry position, and sets up for the Xtreme Edge v2. Goldberg lets out a yell, and spins Rat Bastard around, and aims for the flaming table. Rat Bastard hangs on and turns Goldberg around and into Swinging DDT! Rat Bastard lays Goldberg out, and he begins to pull himself up, using the ropes. Goldberg also tries to get up, using the ropes for help. SMACK! A chair shot is heard from all around, and neither Goldberg nor Rat seems to be effected by anything. Crocker is laid out to the ground, and out from under the ring comes non other then one of Rat Bastards old RWF buddy, Rancor.*
Carlos: Rancor! Havent seen that face around here in only god knows how long.
Ishnari: Mmmtastes good on ya
Carlos: Please go to sleep, please.
*Rancor comes out holding a dented steel chair. Rat Bastard knocks down Goldberg from behind with his forearm, and Goldberg rests on the middle rope. Rat Bastard chokes Goldberg on the middle rope, and then looks back at the other side of the ring. Rat Bastard lets go of Goldberg, and then runs towards the opposite side. Rat Bastard bounces off and comes back. He jumps and lands on Goldberg his legs, and Rancor smacks Goldberg over the head with the chair upon impact. Goldberg flips back off the middle rope, and lies on the mat. Rancor tosses the chair to Rat Bastard, who then smacks Goldberg over and over again with the chair. Rat Bastard raises the chair in victory, as Rancor grins. Mini-Mango runs down the ramp way! He waddles around the cage and into it. He then slides into the ring, and runs right for an unsuspecting Rat Bastard. He dives and lands on Rats ankle. He then sinks his death into his leg! Rat Bastard lets out a yell, and Mango just holds on, as Rat tries to kick him off. Rat then raises the chair, and then smacks Mini-Mango over the back with it. Mini-Mango lets go in pain, and rolls out of the ring. Blood begins to drip from Rats leg, as Rancor runs after Mini-Mango, who is now running around the ring from Rancor. Goldberg gets to his feet finally, and Rat turns back to Goldberg. Goldberg charges, and hits the Cruise Missile! Rat Bastard rolls around, holding his stomach, as Goldberg pulls himself up again.*
Carlos: Goldberg could win it all here, for Mongo, and for himself.
*Goldberg taunts, and signals for the end. Goldberg pounds his heart, and then points up towards Heaven. He then kicks Rat in the gut, and sets him up for The Xtreme Edge, Mongo style. Goldberg lifts up Rat Bastard on to his shoulders, and then drills him down to the mat with Mongos Trademark Finisher. Goldberg taunts once again, and then falls to his knees and pins Rat Bastard. 1...2...Havok breaks it up! Havok pulls Goldberg out of the ring, but then Goldberg punches Havok away, and slides back into the ring. Havok grabs Goldberg again, and rolls him back out. He then punches Goldberg over and over again. He then kicks Goldberg in the gut, and throws him into the ring steps. Goldberg flips over them, and lands on the hard concrete floor. Havok then taunts, as Rat Bastard slowly begins to move again. Rat rolls himself out of the ring, as Havok grabs the chair that Goldberg had earlier. He then smacks Goldberg in the back, and then again. Rat grabs his own chair, and comes to do the same. They both begin a chair assault on Goldberg, as Rancor finally catches Mini-Mango. Rancor gets Mini-Mango on his shoulders, he then bounces off the cage wall, and hits the Shameful Existence on him!*
Carlos: Not to the little man, NOOO!!!
*Crocker is back, and he smacks Rancor in the back with a baseball bat. The end of the bat snaps off and breaks the camera. Crocker tosses the rest of the bat away, as Rancor falls down on his face. Crocker runs over, and grabs another chair. He smacks Havok in the back, and Havok is taken down to his knees. He then smacks Rat over the head, and Rat falls down on his back. Havok turns to Crocker, and Crocker hits Havok again, this time over the head. Havok is taken out, and Goldberg seems to be in an unconscious state. Crocker checks on Goldberg, and smacks him around a bit. Goldberg gains consciousness and then tries to pull him up. Crocker helps him, and then The Prodigy comes over with a bucket and pours some oily substance over Crocker and Goldberg. The Prodigy then takes out both Goldberg and Crocker from behind with a double clothesline. The Prodigy picks up Crocker, and then knees him in the gut. He then tosses him towards the flaming wall, but Crocker slides down and stops himself. Rat Bastard gets back up, and grabs a baseball bat. He sets it on fire, and sneaks towards Goldberg. Goldberg tries to get the gasoline off of him, and then he turns and sees Rat coming towards him with a flaming bat. Goldberg lets out a yell, and runs towards the ladder in the cage. Begins to head towards the roof, as Rat closely follows with the flaming baseball bat. Goldbergs blood drips down off his head and chest, and land on an already bloody mess of Rat Bastard. Rat is bleeding from his head, his right arm, and his ankle. Goldberg climbs out onto the roof, and stumbles as he tries to get away. Rat Bastard lifts open the hatch, and realizes Goldberg has nowhere to run. Back inside of the cage, Rancor and The Prodigy stare at each other. They then both grin, and shake hands as Crocker tries to pull himself up. They both grab the gasoline covered Crocker, and then they both Double Irish Whip him into the flaming side of the steel cage. Crocker breaks through the flaming wall, and is engulfed in flames. He stumbles around and tries to put himself out. He climbs up on to the truck, and onto the roof of the truck. He screams as officials come running down the ramp way with fire extinguishers. Crocker falls back into the tailgate, and they quickly try to extinguish the fire.*
Carlos: Dont try this at home kids, remember if you play with fire, youre gonna have a bad time.
*Back on the roof, Rat Bastard cracks the bat over Goldbergs baldhead. Goldberg falls to the barbed wire roof, and lies on top. Blood drips off of him onto the floor, and Prod and Rancor look back up as Rat Bastard and Goldberg battle it out in the middle of the roof. Rat Bastard picks up Goldberg, and Goldberg rakes Rats eyes. Goldberg gets Rat onto his shoulders for the Xtreme Edge v2! Rat Bastard uses his strength and weight, and manages to tip Goldberg on his back. Rat with a cradle pin, but the pin has to be in the ring. Goldberg kicks out of it, and they both begin to bleed from their backs. They both get up, and Rat Bastard punches Goldberg. Goldberg punches Rat Bastard back, and they duke it out, sloppily and tiredly. Rat Bastard kicks Goldberg in the groin, and Goldberg is take down to his knees. Rat Bastard shoves Goldberg between his legs, and sets up for the Bastard Bomb! Rat Bastard lifts Goldberg onto his shoulders, as the crowd stands in amazement. Rat Bastard slams Goldberg down, and he hits the cage roof. The roof under him collapses, and Goldberg falls down with Barbed Wire attached to him. He hits the middle of the ring, and lands right into the broken flaming table! The middle of the ring collapses, and Rat falls back to keep him from falling with him. Rat Bastard then stands on the edge, and watches as Goldberg lies in a mess. Rat Bastard then flips him off, and leaps off with the Drop of 1000 Bastards! He nails Goldberg perfectly! Goldberg is still knocked out cold, and Rat looks to be out of it too. Rats arm lies over Goldbergs chest and we wait for the count. A back up referee comes running down the ramp, and runs into the cage. He slides into the ring, and begins to count, 1..........2..........3!!!*
Winner: Rat Bastard
Carlos: Dammitwell, at least Goldberg went out with style.
*Rat Bastard remains over Goldberg as The Prodigy, Rancor, and Havok all celebrate. The referee then talks to the two who are out cold. The Referee tries to see if they are alright, and then signals for the paramedics to come down. Crocker is wheeled out on a stretcher of his own, as two more come down for Rat and Goldberg. We are then taken to a video package....
*The instrumentals to Blurry by Puddle of Mudd begins. It opens with Goldberg coming out for the first time, as Knuckles. He walks out and acts electrifying. Goldberg is shown talking to some friends backstage. He walks down to the ramp, and clasps some hands on the way. He poses slowly on the turnbuckle, as the lead singer begins to sing...
(Slow Tempo)
Everything's so blurry
and everyone's so fake
*Goldberg is shown, trying to pull himself up on his own, with the
turnbuckle. Blood trinkles down his forehead onto the mat, and he looks a
little dazed. He stumbles and falls to the mat.
and everybody's empty
and everything is so messed up
*Goldberg is seen raising his Internet Title high in the air with one his hands. The audience around him are risen to their feet as they cheer on Goldberg.
pre-occupied without you
I cannot live at all
*Goldberg is trying to get off the ring mat bleeding from his forehead and is looking over at someone off screen. Goldberg climbs a ladder in the Parking Lot Match at XHF Misery.
My whole world surrounds you
I stumble then I crawl
*Goldberg begins climbing a steel cage, as Martyr lies motionless on the mat
below him. Goldberg stands eye to eye, with Rat Bastard. They stand in the
steel structure known only as The St. Louis No Way Out Street Fight Cage.
You could be my someone
you could be my scene
*Goldberg is shown raising his Internet Title high in the air after just winning it from Eddie.
you know that Ill protect you
from all of the obscene
*Goldberg bounces off a set of ring ropes, and Diamond, in slow motion,
swings a chair from the outside into Goldbergs back.
I wonder what your doing
imagine where you are
*Blood drips down off his nose, and splatters on to the white tile below him. He walks past the camera, as crew looks on as he leaves.
there's oceans in between us
but that's not very far
*Goldberg taunts the crowd with a broken baseball bat he used on Rat
Bastard.
(Chorus)
Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
*Goldberg hits the Jackhammer on Eddie Guerrero. Goldberg hits Diamond with the Xtreme Edge, at the XHF Rumble.
well ya shoved it in my face
this pain you gave to me
*Goldberg spears down Christian Machado. Some other time, he spears down Kris Pain.
Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
well ya shoved it my face
*Goldberg begins to stab Apollyon in the head, with a fork. He then gets up and spears down Mr. X.
(Back to Slow Tempo)
Everyone is changing
there's no one left that's real
*Goldberg greets Jesse Ventura during their meet in Minnesota.
to make up your own ending
and let me know just how you feel
*Goldberg is shown laughing with Diamond, in some RARE Behind the Scenes footage.
cause I am lost without you
I cannot live at all
*Goldberg is shown smiling and talking with Mongo The Destroyer backstage. They seem to be having a good time, but its old RARE Footage.
my whole world surrounds you
I stumble then I crawl
*Goldberg is shown getting treated by medics after a match and he is almost completely bloody in the face.
You could be my someone
you could be my scene
*Goldberg raises his newly won Internet Championship at the XHF 1st Birthday Special.
you know that i will save you
from all of the unclean
*The ref drops Goldbergs hand to see if hes knocked out. Goldberg keeps his hand raised, and the camera centers it on the screen. The crowd in the background goes ballistic with cheers.
I wonder what your doing
I wonder where you are
*Goldberg crawls over to Eddie Guerrero and throws his arm over Eddies chest. The ref begins the count to start Goldbergs Internet Championship reign.
There's oceans in between us
but that's not very far
*Goldberg raises the newest Championship hes won, The US Championship after defeating Rage, Diamond, and Storm in a 4 Way Hell in a Cell at Retribution.
(Chorus)
Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
*Goldberg bounces off a set of ring ropes, and Diamond, in slow motion, swings a chair from the outside into Goldbergs back.
well ya shoved it in my face
this pain you gave to me
*Goldberg reaches out, and shocks Rat Bastard with a taser gun, in the St.
Louis No Way Out Street Fight.
Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
*Goldberg gets send off the top of the Hell in a Cell structure and is sent flying down into an announce table.
well ya shoved it in my face
this pain you gave to me
*Goldberg locks on the Diesel Hold to Mongo the Destroyer, at End of Days 2 Main Event.
Nobody told me what you thought
nobody told me what to say
*Goldberg starts to yell at Mongo The Destroyer, during an in-ring promo.
everyone showed you where to turn
told you when to runaway
*Goldberg jumps on Mongos back with the Gold Poisoning.
nobody told you where to hide
nobody told you what to say
*Mongo begins to yell back at Goldberg, in the same in-ring promo.
everyone showed you where to turn
showed you when to runaway
*Mongo falls back, sending both Mongo and Goldberg through the ring, at the XHF E.O.D.2 Main Event.
Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
*Goldberg charges and spears down both members of KKK, at the same time.
well ya shoved it in my face
this pain you gave to me
*Goldberg gives Cerebral a Jackhammer. Goldberg whacks Rat with a broken Baseball Bat from the St. Louis No Way Out Street Fight.
Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
*Goldberg stands on top of a steel cage, looking down at Death. He jumps off, and crashes down on him through an announcers table.
well ya shoved it in my face
this pain you gave to me
*Goldberg Jackhammers Death through a Diesel Truck Container. Goldberg whacks down Rat Bastard with a barbwire 2x4.
(Slow Tempo Ending)
you take it all
you take it all away...
explain again to me
you take it all away
*Goldberg begins to walk up the ramp, trailing blood behind him. He stumbles and falls on to one knee. But he pushes himself up, and continues to leave.
Explain again to me
Take it all away
Explain again
*Goldberg exits through the curtain, and the scene fades to black...
*We go back to the ring, where the truck is being towed away, and the hole in the ring is being fixed. Goldberg is finally wheeled out by paramedics, as Rat Bastard is helped backstage with the help of The Prodigy, Rancor, and Havok. Everything is fixed, raised, and everyone that was involved in the match is gone...
Carlos: Well, good-bye Goldberg, thanks for the memories.
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.*
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
*The XtremeTron begins showing a clip from the music video of Headstrong. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Street Fight for the XHF United States Heavyweight Championship
"The Energy" Chris Williams vs. Death Trap
Both Death Trap and Chris Williams walk up in the center of the ring, as the referee steps in front of them. The referee explains the rules to the two, and then asks for the United States Championship. Chris Williams hands the title to the referee, who holds it up in the air to show the crowd. He then hands it to the timekeeper, as Chris Williams and Death Trap take a step back from one another. The referee asks the two to shake hands, but the two ignore him, and the referee calls for the bell. Williams and Death Trap walk up to each other, and Chris Williams grins. Williams sticks out his tongue and makes a farting noise, giving Death Trap the Evil Chris Mist Of Death! Chris Williams laughs as Death Trap wipes the spit off his face, and knocks Chris Williams down with a right hand! Williams gets back to his feet, and Death Trap knocks him down with a clothesline, and then makes a cover. Williams kicks out at two and rolls to his feet, as Death Trap knocks him out of the ring with a dropkick. Williams rolls to his feet back first to the railing, as Death Trap goes through the second rope and to Chris Williams. Death Trap begins to forearm Williams and then lifts a knee, before grabbing the arm of Williams. Death Trap goes to whip Williams into the ring steps, but Williams uses his agility to leap over the steps, landing on his feet. Williams taunts the fans, as Death Trap is stalking him from behind. When Williams turns around Death Trap runs to him, and leaps over the ring steps and knocks Williams down with a huge clothesline! Death Trap rolls to his feet, as Williams is down on the padding. Death Trap has a smirk on his face, as he walks over and rolls Williams into the ring, and then walks up the ring steps, and then up to the top rope. Williams rolls to his stomach and begins to push himself up, as Death Trap taunts for Williams to climb to his feet. Williams is on his feet and then turns to Death Trap, and Death Trap flies off and sends his boot into the face of Williams with a top rope sidekick. Death Trap makes the cover, but Williams kicks out before the count of three. Death Trap gets up and sends a boot hard into the chest of Williams, trying to keep him down. Death Trap runs to the ropes, and when he bounces off he rolls right to his feet, and then hits a Rolling Thunder! Death Trap makes the cover again, but again Chris Williams kicks out.
Carlos: Death Trap has a very interesting style, and I believe he showed it with that very athletic move. It didnt keep Williams down, but it is very effective, knocking all the air out of Williams so he can maybe apply a sleeper hold or something. Death Trap gets up and stomps Williams in the chest again, and goes to the nearest corner. He begins to take the padding off the top turnbuckle, exposing the metal. He finally gets it off and throws it out of the ring, and then goes for Chris Williams. Chris Williams is lifted up by Death Trap, and Death Trap goes to whip him into the exposed turnbuckle, but Williams reverses, sending Death Trap to the opposite corner. Chris Williams runs to Death Trap, but Death Trap lifts him up, causing Williams to land on the apron. Death Trap turns around and Williams pulls Death Traps neck down, hitting a guillotine. Death Trap falls to his back as Chris Williams looks under the ring, searching for something. Chris Williams seems satisfied, as he pulls out a steel chair. Chris Williams climbs up to the apron with the steel chair in hand, and proceeds to climb up to the top rope. Williams holds the chair up in the air taunting the crowd, and then grabs the chair by two hands. Williams leaps off and places the chair under his leg, hitting a huge leg drop! Chris Williams holds his knee after that maneuver, as Death Trap rolls to his stomach holding his chest. Chris Williams is in pain, but uses the ropes to climb up to his feet, and then grabs the steel chair. Chris Williams lifts the chair up and bashes it into the back of Death Trap, knocking him to the mat. Chris William s gives Death Trap two more shots to the back, before grabbing him and lifting him up. Chris Williams sets the chair in the center of the ring and grabs Death Trap in a front facelock. Williams signals to the crowd that hes going to hit a tornado DDT, as he walks over the ropes. Williams leaps off the second rope and spins around trying to hit a DDT, but Death Trap holds him. Death Trap goes to lift Williams up for a northern lights suplex, but Williams uses his weight to hold himself down and forearms Death Trap in the back. Williams jumps up, and drives Death Trap into the chair with a DDT! Williams turns Death Trap to his back and makes the cover, but Death Trap kicks out before the count of three!
Carlos: Wow! I thought that was going to keep Trap down for the count. Ive learned that smashing your head into steel with that impact equals concussion.
Chris Williams sits up and questions the referees count, but then gets up and out of the ring. He searches under the ring for something, but cant seem to find it. Williams continues to search as Death Trap is climbing up to his feet slowly, still feeling the repercussions from the DDT on the chair. Death Trap grabs onto the ropes climbing up to his feet, as Chris Williams cant seem to find anything. Finally Williams grabs a bat from under the ring, but its too late as Death Trap has gotten to his feet. Williams jumps onto the apron, but Death Trap runs into the ropes, sending Chris Williams into the railing! Chris Williams drops the bat and Death Trap goes to the outside, and picks it up. Chris Williams, who is holding his ribs after smashing against the railing, climbs up to his feet and Death Trap breaks the back across the ribs of Williams! Williams falls to the padding holding his ribs and screaming in pain, as Death Trap holds his arms up with the broken bat in hand. Williams screams in pain, as Death Trap walks up to him and lifts him up. Death Trap picks Williams up in a powerslam position and runs to the ring post, driving Chris Williams ribs into it! Death Trap drops Williams, who is holding his ribs. Death Trap walks over to the railing and searches for something in the crowd, as Chris Williams is slowly climbing up to his feet holding his ribs. Chris Williams finally makes it all the way to his feet and walks over to Death Trap, but Death Trap turns around and breaks a glass bottle over the head of Chris Williams!
Carlos: Qu un disparo a la cabeza! Thats going to leave a mark!
Chris Williams faints to the padding, now bleeding from his forehead. The crowd is ecstatic, as Death Trap picks Chris Williams up and rolls him into the ring. Chris Williams buries his face into the padding, blood staining the mat. Death Trap rolls into the ring and goes to make a cover, but Chris Adams suddenly runs down the ramp and slides into the ring!
Carlos: Thats Chris Williams former partner! Last we heard of him he died from a drug overdose, but I guess the Internet was wrong! Could this mean that the Chris and Chris Connection, former Tag Team Champions, are back together!?
Chris Adams beats on Death Trap, while lifting him up to his feet. Death Trap is whipped to the ropes, and Chris Adams lifts him up and slams him hard into the mat with a huge spinebuster! Chris Adams stands up and shouts at the crowd, who are on their feet for Adams. Chris Williams sits up with a crimson mask, and a smile on his face! Adams extends his hand and helps Williams up, as a microphone is slid into the ring. Chris Williams picks up the microphone, and brings it to his lips.
Williams : Death Trap, looke here what I got. I got probably the strongest man to ever walk into a XHF ring, one half of the worlds coolest tag team, Chris Adams!
A huge smile grows on Chris Williams face, as blood drips down it.
Williams : Everybody, welcome back Chris Adams!
The crowd cheers and Adams holds his hands up. Williams is seen clapping behind Chris Adams back, who is still celebrating to the crowd. Chris Adams turns around, and suddenly gets superkicked by Chris Williams! The crowd turns silent, as Chris Williams brings the microphone back to his lips.
Williams: Dude, The Chris and Chris Connection is OVER! Gone! Hell youre not even supposed to be here, get security to get your ass out here.
Security guards come down the ramp and grab Chris Adams, and drag him to the back. Chris Williams stands on the second turnbuckle laughing as Chris Adams is being helped to the back, as Death Trap is slowly climbing up to his feet. Chris Williams begins laughing at the site of Adams being forced in the back, as he doesnt even realize that Death Trap is up to his feet! Death Trap comes from behind on Williams, and sets him on his shoulders. Williams laughter turns into shock, as Death Trap is on the second turnbuckle with Williams on his shoulders! Death Trap shouts at the crowd, as he leans back and slams Williams down hard!
Carlos: And Death Trap takes advantage of the situation!
Chris Williams is bent in half, as Death Trap hooks both legs of the U.S Champion. 1-2-Williams kicks out! Death Trap rolls off Chris Williams, wondering what he can do to keep the champion down. Death Trap rolls out of the ring and grabs the chair from the timekeeper. Death Trap slides the chair in the ring, and slides in. Death Trap climbs to his feet and bends over to kick it up, as Chris Williams climbs to his feet. Both men are on their feet and Death Trap swings the chair, but Williams ducks and bounces on the second rope. Williams turns around going for a clothesline, but Death Trap plants the chair right in the head of Williams, knocking him down hard! Williams is out on the floor, and Death Trap covers him. The referee starts the count; 1-2-Williams gets his foot on the bottom rope! Death Trap stands up and celebrates, but the referee stops him, telling him that Williams got his foot on the bottom rope. Death Trap gets in an argument with the official, as Chris Williams is slowly climbing up to his feet. Chris Williams is up to his feet and runs Death Trap, but Death Trap superkicks him! Death Trap looks at the referee and tells him something, as Death Trap picks up the chair and places it in the center of the ring. Death Trap drags Chris Williams on top of it, and walks to the nearest turnbuckle. Death Trap goes through the middle rope and climbs up to the top, in position for an aerial maneuver. Death Trap stands up and then flies off going for a frog splash, but at the last second Chris Williams moves out of the way, causing Death Trap to smash into the chair! Death Trap bounces off holding his stomach, as Chris Williams is on his stomach, slowly pushing himself up. Chris Williams climbs up to his feet and walks over to Death Trap, and lifts him up. Williams turns Death Trap facing away from him, and grabs him in a waistlock. Williams goes for a german suplex, but Death Trap rolls himself forward for a roll up, but doesnt make the cover as he turns around and locks on the Oblivion!
Carlos: The Oblivion! This is one of Death Traps signature moves, and as he leans back more pressure gets put on the back of Williams. Great move by Death Trap as now Williams is riving in pain.
Chris Williams is riving in pain, as Death Trap leans back to apply more pressure on the back of Williams. Chris Williams is in pain, and Death Trap shows no signs of letting the move go. Death Trap leans back some more, just putting the right amount of pressure on the back of Williams. Williams grabs onto the ropes to lift himself up, as the referee asks Death Trap to break the hold. Death Trap releases the hold on Williams, but grabs the steel chair. Death Trap calls for Chris Williams to climb to his feet, as Williams grabs onto the second rope. Death Trap swings the chair once Chris Williams turns around, but Williams ducks and when Death Trap turns back around Williams hits the Energize sending the chair right into the face of Death Trap! Death Trap falls to the mat holding his face, and Chris Williams rolls out of the ring. Once again Chris Williams goes under the ring, but he seems to found what he wanted as he pulls out a table!
Carlos: Tables dont equal something good.
Williams lifts the table and slides it into the ring, and then follows. Chris Williams slowly climbs to his feet and lifts the table, and sets it up in the center of the ring. Chris Williams lifts up Death Trap, and rolls him onto the table. Chris Williams walk to the turnbuckle and goes through the middle rope, but then rests, wasting valuable time. Chris Williams shakes his head, blood dripping down his face, as Chris Williams makes it to the top rope. Chris Williams seems to have lost a lot of blood, as he sits down on the top rope, resting some more. Chris Williams wipes the blood off his face, not even realizing that Death Trap has gotten off the table! Once Williams finishes wiping his face Death Trap runs and leaps onto the third turnbuckle. Death Trap goes for the Final Judgment, but when Death Trap goes to pull Williams down, Williams holds him up, and Death Trap falls to the top rope facing the crowd. Williams grabs both arms of Death Trap, and flies off the top rope hitting a Downfall through the table! The crowd jumps to their feet as the table is shattered to pieces, and Williams arm is draped over Death Trap. The referee makes the count, 1-2-3!
Winner and still the XHF United States Heavyweight Champion: The Energy Chris Williams
Carlos: Fabulous match with a fabulous ending!
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, with the XWF World Heavyweight Title around his waist, and the WWO Title around his right shoulder. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes into the ring. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck begins unstrapping his XWF Title, and giving it to him, as Destruction takes the WWO Title off his shoulder into his hand.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both XWF and WWO Titles up in the air, with a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He looks around the arena, and then throws his titles up in the air, doing his taunt. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponent, as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
Carlos: How is Destruction feeling after that prank from Gravedigger?
King: Hurt?
Carlos: AH!
King: Oh hey, yeah Im filling in for Ishnari, they told me you sucked going into this by yourself.
Carlos: Aw
*Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. GD then Proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring GD gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. GD then gets on the opposite Turnbuckle and raises both his arms, after about a few seconds GD lowers both his arms and looks at the crowd before getting down.*
Carlos: Gravedigger seems to be proving that he does deserve to be in the XHF, by defeating all great XHF superstars.
King: First Rage and maybe tonight Destructiona BIG maybe.
Destruction vs. Gravedigger
*The two men circle each other in the ring. GD moves but Tylene grabs his leg for a second. GD turns to look and Destruction hits him from behind with a big boot. He stomps away at GD mercilessly. He picks up GD and starts punching him back into the corner. He backs up and goes in for a splash but GD dodges and tosses Des head first into the ring post. Des bounces to GD where they grapple in the center of the ring. Des turns his back to the ref and hits a low blow and gets the advantage. GD collapses into Destructions arms. Des hits a knee to the face followed by a DDT. He pins. 1 . . . kick out. Des is mesmerized and picks up GD. GD sends a punch at Des who blocks and tries for an Irish Whip. GD reverses and sends Des off the ropes and into a sleeper hold. Des pushes back knocking GD into the ref. The ref spins and while his back is turned Des sends another low blow to GD. GD falls down and Des picks him up and hits a suplex. He taunts to the crowd and laughs. The ref warns him to watch where he moves. Des starts stomping GD.*
Carlos: Again the cheating tactics by Destruction start.
King: Cheating rules, like that guy in that big federationyou knowthat Mexican guy.
*GD rolls out of the ring. Destruction follows. The ref counts. 1 . . . Des picks up GD and whips him but GD reverses Des into the barricade. 2 . . . Des bounces to GD who hits a drop toehold onto the steel ring steps. 3 . . . 4 . . . 5 . . . GD rolls into the ring. 6 . . . 7 . . . Des follows and is greeted by stomps. Des uses the ropes to pull himself up. GD hits a spinebuster. They stand and trade punches. Des gets the upper hand and begins to move GD to the corner again. GD ducks one and hits a full nelson slam. GD goes up top. Des stands right into a Maven style super missile dropkick. GD slowly moves to his feet. He stomps on Des and locks in a figure four-leg lock. Des howls in pain. He tries to escape and then lies on the mat. 1 . . . 2 . . . he sits up. He starts moving and pulls himself to the bottom rope. GD breaks the hold. He grabs Destructions left leg and lifts himself up vertical and comes down with a knee on the leg. He does this three times then does it to the other leg. Des pokes him in the eye and retreats to the corner where he stands. GD charges right into an elbow to the face. Des now hits a cradle piledriver. Both men stay down. The ref counts. At 8 GD is up. He picks up Des who hits a poke to the eyes and a knee to the face. He covers. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Des yells at the ref that it was three. GD stands up and hits a German Suplex. He rolls through into a second, rolls through for a third but Des hooks GDs waist and stops him. So GD smirks and alters it into a reverse powerbomb. He pins 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. GD backs to the corner to gain his breath. He charges at Des but he pulls the ref in the way and GD hits the ref with a clothesline. Des laughs and stands . . . right into a superkick. GD looks down and the ref is out. He sighs and turns but Des is up and hits a low blow and then hits the Eve of Destruction. He pins . . . no ref. Des goes out and gets a chair. He slides in to hit GD but GD slowly moves and hits a low blow and pushes the chair away. He pushes up but Des stomps him and revives the ref.*
King: Go Destruction!
*Des pins. 1 . . . . . 2 . . . . . kick out! Des picks up GD and spits in his face. He starts punching GD when out of nowhere GD blocks and fires back a few of his own. He beats him to the ropes and hits an Irish Whip. He then hits a spinebuster. Both men are down. At 6 GD is up. Des comes to him and starts to punch but GD blocks. He picks up Des but Des slides off and hits a neck breaker. GD rolls to his feet. Des kicks him but GD catches it and pulls him into a Sky High. GD collapses. He crawls over and pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . KICK OUT! GD looks pissed. GD picks up Des and whips him. Des ducks a clothesline but is hit with a superkick on the return. GD is about to pin when he stops. He walks to Destructions legs and laughs. He locks in . . . THE BREAKING POINT!*
Carlos: How I ironic.
King: I dontah! I get it!
*GD sits back and pulls. Des screams. He keeps reaching for the ropes but no use. He keeps refusing to tap. Des starts to get near the ropes. GD pulls him back to the center of the ring. The ref checks for a KO. He lifts the arm . . . it falls, again . . . it falls . . . again . . . he holds it up! Des wont die. GD sits all the way. Des grimaces in pain and finally taps out.*
Winner: Gravedigger
Carlos: And Gravedigger gets the win at Breaking Pointwith the Breaking Point!
King: Man, that rules.
*Gravedigger is celebrating. Des rolls out, slides a chair into the ring and comes back in with a sledgehammer. GD turns and Des swings but GD ducks and kicks him in the gut. He hits Des with the sledgehammer! He looks and sees the chair and calls to the crowd. He picks up Des. He goes up top and hits a Free Fall onto the chair and exits to Suffocate.*
King: Man that doesnt rule.
Carlos: Destruction shouldnt have tried to cheap shot Gravedigger.
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "Monolith" by Stone Sour is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back, with his long black trench coat and sunglasses, and his wife Annette right behind him. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
"Is this wrong of me? I've come so far, so fast.
I'm in the dark about a lot of things.
Seems so real - TO ME!
I'VE CONSECRATED!
I WISH THAT I COULD HATE IT
I SAW MY BLOODY HANDS COME CLEAN...BEFORE MY EYES!
And I hear my wants and needs again, can you help me?
And I hear a different kind again, someone stop me.
And I feel the strain inside my mind, am I crazy?
And I need to shed my skin, reveal this monolith within."
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and look around, and then Charlie hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring. Annette walks up the ring steps, as Charlie holds the second and third rope for her, leading her into the ring. Charlie then climbs up the second rope, looking around at the arena. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, as Annette slowly takes off his trench coat revealing his wrestling attire. Annette puts the sunglasses in the pocket of the trench coat, and places it on the turnbuckle, as Charlie waits for his opponent*
Carlos: Charlie Velez has a BIG opportunity tonight. If he plays his cards right, he can possibly become the youngest X*Crown Champion in this history of this business.
King: Hes already amazing, so that would make him even more amazing.
*The opening riffs of "Shadow Of A Man" by Mudvayne hits the XtremeTron. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo and winning the XHF Phoenix Champion, as well as him winning the 8 Man Battle Royal for the X*Crown Championship, along with clips of his title defenses thereafter. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays.*
Mirror mirror upon the wall I'm asking you,
Who is the most confused of them all?
Mirror mirror subservient twin screams back
At me "You".
You sick flawless mime, I want to break you
Yeah, you're a clever one...
*The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where Diamond now stands with the RWF World Heavyweight Title and BDDWF Ultimate Title on each shoulder, with the ECF Heavyweight Championship around his waist, with a cocky grin on his face. Diamond grabs the XWA World Heavyweight Title and PCW Primetime Title, and holds them up in the air as two white pyros explode from the stage, while Desyree stands there with the ZWEF World Heavyweight Title and the BWF World Heavyweight Title in each hand. They start to walk down to the ring, as Diamond struts with all his gold.*
Is this a tool, can I step through, to find
Another plane,
Or just a shadow of a man
A superficial tool, to support the vanity,
Of weak, when you don't love yourself
*Diamond then climbs up on the apron, and holds the title in his left hand in his right with the other, so he can hold the rope down for Desyree, as she walks up the stairs and climbs under the ropes into the ring, with Diamond getting in afterward. He climbs up to the turnbuckle, and raises the two titles in the air again, as his music fades out.*
Carlos: But Diamond as of late is the man, nobody seems to be able to beat Diamond. Hes that good.
King: But Velez is better, and thats a fact.
X*Crown Championship
"The Future" Charlie Velez vs. Diamond
*Velez and Diamond, these two finely tuned athletes look ready to go. They move in for a lock up in the middle of the ring but Velez suddenly ducks down and takes out Diamond with a drop toehold. Velez quick onto the back of Diamond, slapping him in the back of the head before jumping back up to his feet. Diamond quick up as well and begins to stare a hole through Velez who is seemingly laughing in his face with that big smile he's showing off. Velez raises his hand in the air, challenging Diamond to a test of strength. Diamond accepts, grabbing the hand of Velez and then the other. Diamond looks to be gaining the upper hand but Velez quickly puts a stop to it, getting the knees up into the stomach of Diamond. Velez locks in a side headlock but Diamond quick to shove him away, into the ropes. Velez comes back and receives a shoulder from Diamond, knocking him onto his back. Diamond runs into the ropes and leaps over Velez, who is on his hands and knees, into the far ropes. Diamond comes back but Velez catches him with a back body drop. Velez running to the ropes now and comes back, connecting with a dropkick/lariat type move (think Jeff Hardy's Poetry in Motion) to the chin of Diamond. Down goes the champion. Diamond is quick up as Velez is charging once again. Diamond sees him coming and tosses him up in the air, looking for the Diamond Cutter but Velez lands on his feet and slides out to the outside.*
Carlos: Charlie staying far away as possible from that Diamond Cutter.
King: I concur.
Carlos: Now I remember why Congo removed you from this spot.
*Diamond looks to follow him out there but the referee cuts him off and begins the ten count to Velez. Once at three, Diamond leaves the ring from the other side and is coming around towards Velez. Velez takes off around to the other side of the ring before sliding in. Diamond is quick to follow as he slides back into the ring as well. Quick to his feet and receives a nicely executed dropkick for his troubles. Diamond stumbles back between the top and middle rope and lands on the ring apron. Diamond is pulling himself up, once up Velez strikes with a spinning wheel kick, knocking Diamond to the outside. Velez looks down at Diamond and back up to the turnbuckle. He climbs the turnbuckle, waiting for Diamond to pull himself up. Diamond gets up and is nailed with a cross body from the top rope to the outside by Charlie Velez! Diamond is down, and Velez is feeling the effects as well, he is back up but hunched over and holding his stomach area. The referees back in and is beginning the ten count. 1...Velez is up and is leaning against the ring apron trying to catch his breath after that high risk...2...3...4...Diamond is up and is standing beside the ring steps. Velez charges looking for a spear like move into those steps but Diamond steps aside and Velez goes shoulder first into the steel steps!...5...6...after the steps have been sent soaring due to the impact, Diamond rolls Velez back in and once at 7 Diamond slides in as well. Diamond now, thinking he wants to focus in on that shoulder of Velez, but weak on submissions his choices are limited. He drags Velez over to the ropes, resting his arm across the bottom rope. Diamond begins to bounce on the rope before leaping up and his body weight landing right on that arm of Velez! He does a second, and a third time! That is when Velez rolls over, on top of his arm protecting it from Diamond.*
King: Is Diamond trying to take Charlie Velez out of wrestling?
Carlos: Yes.
*Diamond picks up Velez, sends him into the ropes. Velez ducks down and continues running into the far ropes. He comes back and takes down Diamond with a hard clothesline! Diamond's head smacking hard off the mat but Velez drops down to his knees as well, holding that arm and shoulder. He gives it a shake and decides to move on, back up to his feet, Diamond is to his knees. Velez picks up Diamond and leans him against the turnbuckle. Velez strikes with a few right hands to the head of Diamond. He then proceeds with the Irish Whip into the far corner. Velez tries to follow up, charging towards him and goes to drive his shoulders into the stomach of Diamond but Diamond sidesteps and Velez goes shoulder first into that steel ring post, the same shoulder that went into the ring steps! Velez remains leaning over the middle turnbuckle, shoulder right up against the ring post. Diamond drops down behind, goes for the roll-up 1...2...Velez kicks out! Diamond and Velez both slower to their feet now as they get up at about the same time. Velez goes for the ring but Diamond ducks down, Velez turned right around. Diamond drives his knee into the lower back of Velez, causing him to bend backwards. Diamond grabs hold, Sharp Edge! Diamond not into the cover right away as he moves slightly over, draping the arm over Velez. 1...hook of the leg...2....Velez just gets the shoulder up! Diamond sits up, mouth wide and his face buried in his hands, he thought it was over, but Velez just able to kick out. Diamond now, staying on the attack, dragging Velez into the corner. He lays him across and begins to climb up to the top. Diamond signals to the crowd who are now up on their feet for Diamond. Diamond drops down with the split legged moonsault! Diamond jumps right up and is hopping around the ring, holding his stomach after landing down on top of Velez. But he quickly realizes he has his man down and needs to make the cover. He falls on Velez for the cover, 1...2...Velez gets his foot on the ropes! Again Diamond sitting up in disbelief, and at the same time, obviously in pain as he is holding the stomach area.*
King: Velez wont go down, he wants that X*Crown so bad.
*Diamond gets up while Velez is slowly pulling himself up via the ropes. Diamond waits for Velez to get up, he runs into the ropes but gets caught on the way back, a sit out spinebuster from Velez! Diamond rolls over and off, Velez from his sitting position simply falls back, both men are down. Diamond who is first down on the mat begins to lift his head as Velez rolls over onto his knees. Diamond is able to pull himself up to his knees as Velez is to his feet. Velez grabs him by the head and sets him up between his legs. A sitout powerbomb this time from Velez and this time he is able to hang on for the cover. 1...2...Diamond kicks out this time! Velez falls back and lays there a moment, still recovering from earlier. Velez however, is the first one up. This time it's Velez running into the ropes as Diamond gets to his feet. Diamond tosses him up, Diamond Cutter! Diamond Cutter to Velez! Velez is down, arms and legs spread as though he's out cold. But the move came from desperation out of Diamond and he can't make the cover, he's down as well. Diamond slowly crawling over and it doesn't take too long before Diamond drapes the arm over the chest of Velez. 1...2....3! No! Velez just kicked out of the Diamond Cutter!*
King: Thats what Im talking about!
Carlos: That Charlie wants the X*Crown a lot?
*Both men remain down for quite some time before both pulling themselves up to their knees and finally to their feet. Diamond looking for the right hand, blocked by Velez. Velez tries to return but it's blocked by Diamond. Diamond gets the second attempt in and the third, Velez is back up against the ropes now. Diamond comes in looking for the clothesline but Velez ducks under. Diamond stops in his tracks before he hits the ropes, turns and is struck hard with a superkick from Velez! You could hear that superkick ringing throughout the arena as Diamond stumbles back through the ropes and all the way to the outside! Velez drops to his knees and decides to just go the rest of the way as he rolls to the apron and steps down to the outside. Diamond fires back at him with a right hand into the stomach of Velez. Another one sends Velez back a few steps. Diamond steps up and moves in behind Velez, neckbreaker takes him down on the outside! The referee's count is at seven as Diamond rolls in and rolls back out, interrupting the count. Diamond stands there at the apron as Velez is to his knees. Diamond goes to pick up Velez but instead receives a thumb to the eye! Velez charges in towards Diamond who sees him at the last moment and tosses him up into the air. By grabbing on to the top rope, Velez is able to land on the ring apron. He jumps off the ring apron, with his back to Diamond, comes out in front of him and takes him down with a Hurricanrana!*
King: Spectacular move by Charlie.
*Diamond is down on the outside now as Velez rolls back into the ring to interrupt the count this time. Velez steps back out onto the apron and comes back down with a moonsault to Diamond on the outside! Velez is now taking it to the champion, the momentum beginning to shift! Velez picks up Diamond and rolls him back into the ring. Velez climbs back up onto the apron and waits for Diamond to climb to his feet. Charlie stands on the apron, staring at his opponent. He then springboards over the third rope, twisting himself around so he lands on the second rope. He bounces off the second rope and twists to Diamond like a twisting crossbody, but catches him in a tornado DDT, it's the Unforgiven from Charlie Velez! That's gotta be it! 1...2...3 No! This time it's Diamond just, JUST kicking out before the count of three! Charlie can't believe it as he gets up in the face of the referee, the two having a heated discussion over the count. Charlie arguing it was a three. Meanwhile Diamond has managed to pull himself up and is sitting perched on that top rope. He waits for Velez to turn around and when he does, Diamond comes off the top, Hurricanrana! Velez bounces right back up, dazed, seemingly out on his feet. Diamond decides to toss him up, another Diamond Cutter from Diamond! Diamond slow into the cover but is able to drape the arm over the chest of Velez. This one has to be it. 1...2...Velez gets his foot on the bottom rope! He kicked out of a second Diamond Cutter!*
King: Two Diamond Cutters and Charlie is still up. I smell a new X*Crown Champion
Carlos: I wouldnt be surprised if it happened.
*Both men slow to their feet. Diamond gets in the face of Velez with a few rights, backing him up against the ropes. Diamond tries to whip him across into the far ropes but Velez reverses and sends Diamond in. Diamond comes back and Velez turns him over for a powerslam turning it into the Real Deal! There it is the Real Deal from Velez! Diamond is down, arms and legs spread as though he's out cold but Velez bounces back up and signals to the crowd that it's over! The fans give him a negative response as he picks up Diamond and places him on his shoulders. He spins him around to a tombstone piledriver position before stepping in front of Diamonds arms. Velez strikes with the Casualty to Society II!!!*
King: Yes!
*That's it, it's over. Velez has the title won. He begins to crawl over towards Diamond. He gets about two or three away and drapes the arm over the chest of Diamond. Referee in position, 1...2...3! No! Much like Velez earlier, Diamond will not go down! He just gets the shoulder up as the referee was about to strike the mat for three! Velez lay face down on the mat, Diamond is face up, both breathing heavily, and neither one making any movements. The fans get are still up, as they have been for this entire match and are now beginning to chant "Let's Go Diamond *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap*" The referee now at 4 with his ten count. Velez and Diamond now both beginning to show some movements here and climb up to their feet. 6...7...8...9...Velez is up, Diamond not far behind. Both men up and we're back to square one. Velez a right hand to Diamond. Diamond staggers back but comes back in with a knee to the gut of Velez. Diamond sends Velez into the ropes, and when he comes back it's the third Diamond Cutter from Diamond to Velez in this match!!! Diamond slow to react for the cover after the move and instead pulls himself up to his feet. Diamond steps onto the apron, realizing the first two Diamond Cutters didn't keep Velez down, he's going for more. Diamond, slowly, but surely climbing up to the top. Diamond, with his back to the middle of the ring, Velez is all the way out in the middle of the ring! Diamond leaps from the top, Air Diamond to Velez! Diamond remains on top of him for the cover. 1...2...3!*
Winner and still X*Crown Champion: Diamond
King: No!
Carlos: And Diamond retains his X*Crown. Diamond is a true champion, and tonight he might have proved that he deserves to be champion with this match.
*The crowd jumps to their feet as Diamond rolls off of Velez and lay next to him, both face up on the mat. The referee raises the hand of Diamond, but does not bring him his titles (there are just too many to carry over at once) and lets it drop back down as Desyree and Annette slide into the ring. Annette checking on Velez, Desyree on Diamond. Desyree helps Diamond out of the ring, and is carrying his title as they exit up the ramp, leaving Annette and Charlie in the ring. Annette is able to help Velez back up and the crowd gives him a standing ovation as well for his performance. Charlie and Annette now taking their turn to exit up the ramp.*
Carlos: KingKinggod dammit. WellIm the last commentator standing, and next were going to see the Last man standing.
*Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana plays over the PA and Raven makes his way down the ramp and gets up on the apron and turnbuckles and spreads his arms like wings to the crowd. He takes off his jacket and gets in the ring and sits in the corner waiting for his opponent to come out.*
Carlos: Raven just seems so out of place in this match.
*The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, laser pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.*
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
*A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke, first thing to be seen is the shiny XHF Title, and through it all, out walks Reeshi, revealing that very title over his shoulder. Reeshi is greeted with the boos from the fans, he takes it all in, ignoring every one of them with the exception of one where he stops along the side of the entranceway and taunts the fan. Once down the ramp Reeshi reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms, the XHF Title in one hand, into the air, showboating to hate filled fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring, adjusting the title on his shoulder, giving it a pat here or there, letting everybody know that the title belongs to him.*
XHF World Heavyweight Championship
-Last Man Standing Match-
Reeshi vs. Raven
Raven stays sitting in his corner staring at Reeshi, as Reeshi tells him to stand up. Raven rubs his chin and climbs up to his feet, and walks up to Reeshi. They tie up, but Raven is pushed down. Raven rolls to his knees still staring at Reeshi. Reeshi tells Raven to come up to him again, so Raven stands up to his feet and walks to Reeshi and they tie up again, and once again Raven is knocked down. Raven stands up and runs to Reeshi, but gets knocked down with a huge right hand! Raven shoots back up and gets knocked down with another right hand, which send Raven out of the ring. Raven stands on the outside and just stares at Reeshi, who taunts him in the ring. Raven is upset by the taunts and slides into the ring, and charges at Reeshi with a clothesline. Reeshi fucks, and when Rave turns around delivers a right hand, sending Raven a corner. Reeshi begins pounding Raven in the corner, each shot taken Raven down to the mat. Raven falls to the mat holding his face after the punches, and the referee starts a ten count. The referee gets to four before Raven gets up, and Reeshi is there to send huge forearms to his back. Raven falls to his knees after the shot, but is lifted up by Reeshi. Knife-edge chops by Reeshi, and Reeshi is in full control of the match. Reeshi grabs the arm of Raven and goes to whip him into the ropes, but Raven reverses, sending Reeshi sternum first in the top turnbuckle. Reeshi bounces back holding his chest, as Raven runs to the ropes, and knocks Reeshi down with a clothesline. Raven rolls out of the ring and grabs Reeshi by the foot, and drags him out of the ring. Reeshi hits the padding hard, but Raven lifts him up, and turns Reeshi facing away from him. Raven grabs the shoulder of Reeshi and places his right leg in front of Reeshis left, and hits a russian leg sweep, crashing into the railing! Reeshi groans in pain, as Raven sits up and stomps on his chest. After the sixth kick to the chest, Raven orders the referee to execute the ten count. The referee gets to five when Reeshi begins to move, and Raven stomps on the XHF Champion. Raven lifts Reeshi up to his feet and slaps him across the face, and then tosses Reeshi into the ring steps. Reeshi hits the ring steps hard, as Raven does his signature taunt. The crowd boos him, but he doesnt acknowledge them, as he stares a hole into Reeshi. Raven runs to Reeshi trying to drive a knee into his face, but at the last second Reeshi moves out of the way, causing Raven to smash the ring steps hard and fall over the ring steps holding his knee!
Carlos: Raven wasted too much time taunting to the crowd that Reeshi was able to catch his breath. Remember kids, if you grow up to be a wrestler, DONT TAUNT THE FANS.
Raven holds his knee and is groaning in pain, as Reeshi stands to his feet and sees his wounded opponent. Reeshi walks over to Raven and lifts him up to his feet by the collar of his t-shirt, and then throws him against the railing! Raven falls on his upper back, as Reeshi follows with swift kicks to his chest. Reeshi then grabs Raven by the neck, and drags him up the ramp way. Reeshi reaches the Breaking Point stage as he lifts up Raven, up to his shoulder. Reeshi looks around at the arena and runs to the steel pole supporting the Breaking Point stage, sending Ravens head right into it! Reeshi doesnt release Raven though, instead he drives him down with a huge running powerslam onto the concrete. Raven is in pain, and Reeshi seems to be enjoying it as he has a big grin on his face. The referee starts the count, as Reeshi stands up and goes to the other side of the stage, looking for something. The referee is up to seven when Raven finally makes it to his feet, and Reeshi is seen carrying a big steel pole! Reeshi walks up to Raven and takes a swing, but Raven ducks, causing Reeshi to hit the steel support holding the Breaking Point stage. Raven falls to his knees and when Reeshi is in position, low blows him. Reeshi falls to the floor holding his groin area, as Raven stands up, and wipes the hair out of his face. Raven runs and stomps Reeshi in the chest, but then goes to his legs and grabs his ankles. Reeshi is dragged to the steel support with both legs at each side of it. Raven looks around and grins at the arena, and then pulls Reeshi, crushing Reeshis private area! Reeshi screams in pain and Raven is laughing, looking happy with the vicious assault. Raven yells for the referee to start the count, as he does. The referee is up to eight when Reeshi grabs onto the steel support and pulls himself up. Raven runs to Reeshi and knocks him down with a clothesline, yelling at Reeshi once he hits the floor. Raven lifts Reeshi up, not letting the referee start the count, and turns Reeshi away from him. Raven grabs Reeshi for a russian leg sweep and pulls back, causing Reeshis head to crash against the steel support!
Carlos: Ouch! Is Raven trying to kill Reeshi?
Raven sits up and looks down at Reeshi, who is holding his head. Raven shakes his head and then climbs up to his feet, and walks to the back. The referee starts the ten count on Reeshi, when suddenly Raven comes out with a table! Raven sets the table up against the Breaking Point set, and walks over and lifts Reeshi up. Raven tells that fans what he is going to do to Reeshi, and he applies a front facelock, and throws his arm back in position for a suplex. Raven lifts Reeshi up for a suplex, but Reeshi floats over behind Raven. Raven turns around and Reeshi lifts him up to his shoulders, and drives Raven through the table with a Oreeshinator!
Carlos: What strength by Reeshi! This is his opportunity to keep Raven down for good, and retain the XHF Championship that he loves dearly.
Both Reeshi and Raven are down, and the referee executes the ten count. The referee gets to five when both men begin to move, and get to nine when both are on their feet. Reeshi and Raven trade punches, but Raven drives a knee into the stomach of Reeshi. Reeshi is bent over and Raven runs and lifts a knee up, smashing it into Reeshis face. Reeshi falls back holding his face, as Raven stands over him, thinking of what he can do next. Raven looks at the broken table pieces and walks up to them, and picks one up. Reeshi begins to sit up and Raven stands and waits for him. Reeshi finally stands all the way to his feet and turns to Raven, and Raven hits Reeshi over the head with the broken table piece! Reeshi doesnt fall down though, and Raven swings and hits Reeshi once again in the head! Reeshi is now barely able to stand, and Raven curses at him, and takes a huge swing, breaking the table piece of Reeshis head! Reeshi falls to the floor almost unconscious, and Raven stands over him, hoping to win the XHF Championship. The referee starts the count1-2-3-4-5-7-8-Reeshi begins moving! Raven is furious so he leaps onto Reeshi, and begins sending huge forearms into his face. Raven lifts Reeshi up to his feet and sets him up for the Evenflow DDT, but Reeshi begins punching Raven in the ribs. Raven sends a huge forearm into the back of Reeshi, stopping him from punching Raven in the ribs. Raven holds his free arm up and taunts the crowd, but Reeshi uses all his strength to lift Raven over his head and smash Ravens back into the concrete floor with a northern lights suplex! Reeshi sits up and Raven screams in pain, holding his back. The referee starts the count, as Raven is still on the floor screaming in pain. Reeshi is obviously the first to his feet as he looks down at Raven, who is barely moving. The referee is up to eight, when Raven finally makes it to his feet.
Carlos: What will keep either man down? I know its for the XHF Championship, but a match like this can end careers. We saw that brutal Ultimate St. Louis No Way Out match, and Goldbergs career is over, and Rats could be close to over. This Last Man Standing match can ruin Ravens and Reeshis career, and take away from us two great athletes.
Reeshi punches Raven in the face, causing him to stumble back. Raven begins to crawl to the ring, but Reeshi grabs him by the ankle and drags him towards him, when suddenly The Xtreme Warrior and Lodi attack Reeshi from behind! Reeshi falls to the ground and they both stomp on him, giving time for Raven to stand up to his feet. Raven is finally all the way up, as he orders Warrior and Lodi to bring Reeshi to the ring. They both pick up Reeshi and drag him to the ring, and roll him in. Raven, Lodi and The Xtreme Warrior all enter the ring, and begin to stomp on Reeshi. When Raven is satisfied he orders them to stop, and tells The Xtreme Warrior to climb to the top rope. The Warrior nods, and walks to the nearest turnbuckle. The Xtreme Warrior makes it all the way to the top, and then flies off connecting with a Forecast onto Reeshi! Reeshi seems to be down, as Raven screams at the referee to make the count. The referee starts the count, and all three members of the Flock count along with him. The referees count stops, after Reeshi makes his way up at the count of eight! Raven kicks Reeshi in the stomach and he and The Xtreme Warrior beat on him, as Lodi goes to the outside and grabs a steel chair. Lodi throws the chair into the ring and then follows, as Raven picks up the chair. Raven unfolds the chair and places Reeshis head on the seat. The Flock lift Reeshi up with the chair wrapped around his neck, until The Naturals run down the ramp!
Carlos: The Naturals are here to save Reeshi! We saw earlier Lodi and The Xtreme Warrior defeat The Naturals for the XHF Tag Team Championship, and now The Naturals seem to want revenge!
They both slide into the ring and attack Lodi and The Xtreme Warrior. Raven attacks Mikey from behind, taking advantage of Reeshi being down. As all this is happening Reeshi is climbing to his feet, and unwraps the chair from his neck. Lodi knocks Ricky down with a clothesline and turns around, and gets knocked out with a steel chair from Reeshi! Reeshi then hits The Xtreme Warrior in the back with the chair, and cracks the skull of Raven with a vicious chairshot! All three Flock members seem to be out, as The Naturals climb to their feet. They see that The Flock is down and begin stomping on them, but all of a sudden Reeshi hits Mikey Henderson in the back with the chair! Ricky Vespucci turns around to see what just happened, but gets smacked across the head with a steel chair!
Carlos: What did Reeshi do that for!? The Naturals came down to save him!
Reeshi points to himself, nodding his head and screaming at The Naturals. Reeshi turns his head to see Raven is climbing up to his feet, and Reeshi drops the steel chair. Reeshi grabs Raven by the throat and begins to scream at him, but then bends Raven over. Reeshi places Raven between his legs and grabs his waist. Reeshi lifts Raven up, and drives his back into the steel chair with a huge powerbomb! Raven screams in pain, as Reeshi is on his knees staring at Raven. Raven shakes his head, still screaming from that powerbomb. Reeshi punches Raven in the face, knocking him all the way to his back. Reeshi rolls out of the ring, and flips the apron. Reeshi suddenly then pulls out a table! Reeshi sets the table on the outside, and then rolls into the ring. Reeshi punches Raven once again in the face, and then lifts him up. Raven is once again placed between the legs of Reeshi, and Reeshi suddenly points to the table! Reeshi goes to pick up Raven, but Raven pulls himself down, and low blows Reeshi! Reeshi is bent over and Raven stands up, and drives Reeshi head first into the steel chair with a Evenflow DDT! Reeshi lies with his face against the chair, as Raven is on his back next to him. Both men are down, and the referee starts the count. When the referee reaches seven both men begin to move, and up to nine both men are up to their feet. Raven kicks Reeshi in the stomach and then whips him into the ropes, but misses a clothesline. Reeshi stands behind Raven, and once Raven turns around Reeshi sends his boot into the stomach of Raven. Raven is bend over and Reeshi hooks both of the arms of Raven. Reeshi pulls Raven up and flips him over onto his shoulders, and throws Raven over the ropes and threw the table with a double underhook powerbomb!
Carlos: Ah dios!
Raven lies on the broken table pieces motionless, as Reeshi stumbles into a sitting position. Reeshi stares at Raven, as the referee executes the count. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!
Winner and still XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Reeshi
Carlos: And Reeshi retains his Championship! Reeshi now can say that he is the best in this business in any match against any type of opponent.
Reeshi stands up and holds his arms up, as the XHF Championship is handed to the referee. The referee gives the Championship to Reeshi and he holds it up in the air, as Breaking Point comes to an end.
Carlos: Welcome everybody to Breaking Point! This night is very special to me and my partner Ishnari here, as it is our PPV debut. Ishnari, how are you feeling?
Ishnari: I'm feeling like a cock in the hand of Lady Luck. I love this set, I love this card, and I have promised not to make a single sheep joke to fit in with our location. Not one!
*All The Small Things by Blink 182 plays as Minibadboy makes his way down to the ring on his motor scooter and with his tradition half gallon of milk in hand and starts sucking it down like crazy at the top of the ramp as the crowd goes nuts. Minibadboy wheelies down the ramp on scooter and then slides into the ring. Calling for more half gallons of milk from the ringside announcer and sucking them down like crazy also, while the crowd goes nuts for one last time.*
Carlos: Well, we're not the only ones who are making our debut, as we are greeted by the XHF's newest wrestler, Minibadboy.
Ishnari: If only Harry was lactose intolerant.
#1 Contender's Match for XHF Phoenix Title
Minibadboy vs. Hardcore Harry
*Harry starts by charging for a clothesline but MBB just stands still and Harry's arm goes right over him. Harry stops and groans. MBB kicks him in the back and spins him. He starts punching Harry but Harry doesn't budge. They have no effect. MBB hits him a few more times before smirking and hitting a dropkick to Harry's left leg knocking him to the mat. He starts kicking him before bouncing off the ropes with a swinging neck breaker. Harry reaches up and grabs MBB's throat. He stands up but MBB starts kicking him in the shins. Harry tosses him to the corner and grabs his legs. MBB goes up top. Harry turns around and gets a massive dropkick to the head. Harry rolls to the ropes. MBB goes in for an attack but walks into a Big Boot and is flat on his back. Harry pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . foot on the ropes.*
Carlos: Minibadboy seems to know the XHF pretty well already, knowing where the ropes are.
Ishnari: Carlos, MY MUM knows where the ropes are in a wrestling ring. THEY'RE AT THE FUCKING SIDE!
*Harry follows up with stomps to MBB. MBB rolls away and stands into a huge lariat. Harry goes into an ultimate punches attack. MBB rolls him off and pokes him in the eye. He stands up and starts punching Harry. He hits a face buster. Harry starts to stand right into a running bulldog. MBB pins. 1 . . . kick out. Harry looks pissed. He goes for a clothesline but MBB ducks and hits reverse DDT. 1 . . . 2 . kick out. MBB picks Harry up and shoves him into the corner. He runs in for a body splash but Harry grabs him and hits a gut wrench powerslam. Harry goes up top but MBB pops up and leaps onto the rope causing Harry to fall in a painful position. MBB leaps up to the top and hits a Bad Boy Slam from the top. He jumps back up for a Leap Of Faith . . . and Harry moves. Harry stands and picks up MBB, he hits a powerbomb but knocks MBB into the ref. MBB is moving again! Harry pulls brass knuckles out of his tights and puts them on. MBB goes for an attack but gets a shot to the head and falls unconscious. Harry tosses them away and pins. 1. . . 2 . . . 3 . . . 4 . . . 5 . . . he stands, there is no ref. He curses and puts MBB on top. He taunts for a while and goes to MBB but gets a kick to the head and a low blow. MBB stands on the ropes and leaps but Harry catches him by the throat into a running choke bomb. The ref is moving. 1 . . . 2 . . . Harry rolls MBB over and laughs and acts surprised. He lifts him and hits a Roll the Dice and laughs. He pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . he sits MBB up and fakes surprise again. He grabs a Mic.*
Harry: Oh my. Guess I need to break him in half.
*He tosses the mic away and goes up top with MBB. He leaps into a top rope hangman's DDT. He holds MBB and stands and hits a regular one after. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!*
Winner: Hardcore Harry
Carlos: And Hardcore Harry gets a shot at the new XHF Phoenix Champion, Apollyon, at Gastro.
Ishnari: Proving himself to be a sadistic bastard in the process.
*Hardcore Harry suddenly stands up and throws his arms in victory, as a mask man suddenly runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He and Harry share a stare as the man lifts MBB up to his feet. Harry gets out of the ring still staring at the man, as the masked man assault MBB! MBB is being stomped on by this masked man, who stops when he seems satisfied. The masked man gets out of the ring and goes through the crowd, as Harry stands there confused.*
Carlos: Who the hell was that!?
Ishnari: It was - oh wait I don't know he was wearing a mask.
The arena's lights begin flashing sporadically as the bass thumps of "If You Still Hate Me" by Ill Nino begins playing. The two commonly known to the world as "The Naturals" walk out to grace the crowd. Mikey walks to the edge of the ramp, raising his arms in the air, while Ricky walks to the opposite side, standing there flexing his muscles. He raises one arm towards the ramp, while Mikey raises another, and they both swing their arms down simultaneously, two pyros in the center of the stage exploding soon after. Mikey and Ricky both come together, giving each other high fives, as they turn to walk down the ramp. They both slide into the ring, Ricky coming to his feet spinning in the glamour of all the camera flashes, with Mikey jumping on the second rope, running his fingers through his hair and pointing to a lady in the front row of the crowd. He shoots her a wink, and then jumps down as their music begins to fade out.Suddenly, Carlos is knocked out with a club. A black man in a suit sitting behind him pushes him over, and takes his place in seat. He puts the head set over his ears.
Man: Hello Ishnari, my name is Asif Cruz and I am the product of years and years of evolution in the commentating business.
Ishnari: WAHEHEY! I hope this happens every PPV.
Asif: *fixes his tie* Well it could. You changing your casual apparel and dressing for the job could be a major pull factor in that decision. Anyhow, let the wrestling begin!
"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon, followed by Tiamat. comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" The team of Kanyon and Tiamat then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.
Ishnari: EVERYBODY!
The Naturals vs. Kanyon and Tiamat
The bell goes off and the two teams begin brawling, hungry for the tag team title shot later in the night. The two fights - Kanyon and Henderson, Vespucci and Tiamat. Kanyon disables Mikey with a shot to the gut, and helps out Tiamat. No longer being man handled by the larger Vespucci, Tiamat whips him into the ropes, and jumps over his head. Vespucci is met with a clothesline from Kanyon, and Tiamat retreats as the cover is made. One, two, no fish.
Ishnari: EVERYBODY!
Asif: Did he think he could take out a man that size in less than a minute?
Kanyon locks Vespucci in a leg lock, knowing if he gets up Kanyon is done. Kanyon stands up, still holding Vespucci's legs in the twisted position. He turns over, and removes his leg. Vespucci is locked in the Texas cloverleaf, and tries to make his way to the ropes. Realizing he cannot reach the ropes, he elevates himself a tad with his arms. He then pushes Kanyon off his legs, and quickly gets up. He nails him with a tilt-a-whirl slam on the return.
Asif: If you can't lock in a submission hold correctly, don't apply it.
Ishnari: You hear that Kanyon? EVERYBODY!
Kanyon rolls to his corner and makes a tag to Tiamat, just before Vespucci gets to Henderson. The junior heavyweights tie up, and Henderson throws Tiamat to the ground. Without fighting back, Tiamat quickly tags Kanyon back in. Kanyon hesitates, but then charges with a clothesline. Mikey ducks, and delivers a kick to the gut. The Natural Ending! One, two, Tiamat breaks it up. Just as Tiamat taunts the crowd, Ricky takes him out with a big boot. He rolls out of the ring and takes Tiamat with him.
Asif: See, that's smart thinking. He's disabling the man from breaking up any more pinfall.
Mikey and Kanyon both get up, and Kanyon knees Mikey in the gut. He sets him up for the Flatliner, but Mikey pushes him away into the ropes. On the return - Mikey Doesn't Like It! Henderson makes the cover, one, two, three!
Winners: The Naturals
Ishnari: Whoop whoop!
Asif: The Naturals have a shot at the Tag Team Champions later on tonight. Good luck to them.
The Naturals prepare to go backstage to get ready for the big match later in the night, when all of a sudden The beginning of Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson slowly echo's through the arena, and green and blue lights fill the top of the ramp. After about 10 second the guitar kicks in, and The Xtreme Warrior jogs through the curtains, his clothes and body paint glowing in the light. He starts to jog and dance on the spot, touching the floor with his hands almost crawling, half the crowd cheering wildly to the entrance as the other half boo at his heelish attitude. Lodi follows The Xtreme Warrior into a slow run, and they make their way down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way down. Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson still playing loudly. The Xtreme Warrior quickly slides in the ring, where he jumps up a turnbuckle and brings his arms up in the air Lodi watches in the center of the ring. He stays there for a couple of seconds, and then jumps down and runs to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring, where he taunts the crowd again. He then jumps down, and starts to stretch at some ropes, and waits for the match to begin, laughing at the Naturals.
Ishnari: Arooooga! Aroooga!
Asif: Haha - if you want to make it in this business I guess you have to be tough. No resting time for The Naturals.
The Xtreme Warrior and Lodi vs. The Naturals
Henderson and Lodi start off the match, and tie up in the center of the ring. Unlike the previous match, Henderson is thrown to the mat. Lodi laughs and drops an elbow drop on the Natural. He lifts him up, and drops him with a Fisherman's suplex. Ricky is obviously frustrated the match was not held later in the night, a thread of hope that Mikey will not be pinned. Lodi taunts Ricky, but before he gets within smacking range backs away. Lodi turns around and stomps Mikey's gut. Mikey bounces up, trying to ease the pain but Lodi comes off the ropes, a dropkick to the head. Lodi makes the cover - one, two - Mikey gets a shoulder up just as Ricky was ready to break it.
Ishnari: Lodi swooping in for the kill. His opponent can't keep up with a guy fresh out the locker room. He has the time and the space to pick his targets. Lodi lifts Mikey up, and whips him into his teams corner. He chops him a few times and makes the tag to The Xtreme Warrior. The two lift him onto the top rope and drop him with a double superplex! The Warrior hooks the leg, but at two Ricky interrupts the count. The referee tells him to get away, and as he tries to protest, Lodi gets back in the ring. The Warrior hits a sit out facebuster, and Lodi gets in a drop toehold. Ricky retreats as Henderson is whipped into the ropes. Mikey, however, ducks a clothesline, and hits a dropkick! He rolls and makes a tag to Ricky Vespucci, but The Warrior cowardly tags in Lodi.
Asif: Come on, it isn't muscle. That steroid pumped baboon couldn't execute a boston crab. Out wrestle him!
Lodi looks at Vespucci, and taunts him. He then tags in the Warrior who looks shocked. Vespucci grabs the Warrior by his multi colored hair and pulls him over the top rope. He pounds the Warrior on the mat, and lifts him up. He picks him up and holds him over his head. He walks to the turnbuckle, and throws him straight over. A bit beyond the steps and almost into the barricade, the Warrior lay in pain. The referee begins the 10 count as Lodi escapes the apron, trying to awake his partner.
Ishnari: This match has brought the best (or worst) out of these guys. Understandable considering the conditions.
Asif: The Warrior must weigh as much as a paper clip. That Vespucci can't wrestle so he's playing on gimmick to win him matches?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Lodi rolls the Warrior into the ring just before the eight. Ricky hits a running tackle on the Warrior as soon as he gets up, and makes the cover! One, two - Lodi breaks the count. Ricky chases Lodi, who leaves the ring. He goes after him around the ring, and Mikey Henderson drops an axe handle onto Lodi from the apron. Ricky laughs and slides back into the ring, and slaps Mikey with a tag. Mikey does a somersault, and drops a knee on the Warrior. He makes the cover - one, two, shoulder. The Warrior gets up, but Mikey hits a drop kick, sending him back into his own corner. Lodi makes a blind tag. Henderson goes to hit The Xtreme Warrior with a running shoulder block, but Lodi jumps in at the exact perfect second and delivers a hard kick to the gut. Henderson falls to his knees as Lodi gestures inappropriate behavior, making Ricky irate. Lodi smashes his knee into the face of Henderson, and makes the cover. One, two, kick out. Lodi looks shocked as Ricky points at him, yelling. Lodi gets up and before he can turn around to see the expression on his own partners face, is scooped in a schoolboy! One, two, The Warrior breaks it up. Before the tag team champs can double-team Henderson, he leaps to his corner and tags in Ricky Vespucci. Lodi quickly tags The Xtreme Warrior.
Asif: I'm beginning to think you're intimidated by my professionalism.
Ishnari: I'm beginning to think that you're beginning to think I'm intimidated by your professionalism because you're beginning to think that me beginning to think that Carlos was tolerable is confirmation of the suckage you possess that were beginning to think could just be an irrational fear instead the cruel icy reality.
Asif: I'm beginnin - no. I am a bigger man than that.
Before a tag back can be made to avoid the monster, Ricky pulls in The Warrior and takes him out with a spine buster in the middle of the ring. Lodi starts untying the padding of the top turnbuckle, distracting the referee. As Ricky lifts The Warrior up, he's hit with a low blow. The Warrior hits a falling reverse DDT. The referee turns around, the evidence of the groin attack destroyed. The Warrior climbs the top rope, as Mikey is ready to jump in and make the save, itching for the Warrior to jump.
Forecast! One, two - Lodi pulls Mikey off the apron - three! The music hits as the tag team champions leave the ring with their titles.
Winners and still XHF Tag Team Champions: The Xtreme Warrior and Lodi
Asif: I'm still disappointed it took THAT long and THAT much planning to take out a worn out team.
Asif is knocked out by a figure behind him. Carlos resumes his position.
Ishnari: Twatted like a pro!
The lights go out and blue strobe lighting fills the arena. The begging of Stinkfist by Tool begins to play, the start of the song with the rattling begins quietly, and slowly gets louder and then the song hits in.
Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.
Winter Callous steps through the curtains with his arms raised in the air, and his head looking down to the ground. As he gets to the center of the ramp, he brings his arms down and then looks out into the crowd. He slowly walks towards the ring, as Stinkfist by Tool keeps playing.
Constant over stimulation numbs me
and I wouldn't have
It any other way.
Winter Callous reaches ringside and then walks around the edge of the ring, slapping hands with some of the fans on the front row, and then slides under the bottom rope at the back of the ring. He quickly stands up and jumps up a turnbuckle, where he holds his arms up once more, shouting out into the cheering crowd. Winter Callous jumps back down and walks over to some ropes, where he awaits the match to begin.
Ishnari: How sweet of you to return. I'll admit I'd rather have a wanker as a co-commentator than a spazmonkey.
The lights go out. Suddenly, "Creeping Death" by Metallica starts to play throughout the arena. The XtremeTron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing a long black trench coat. He climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin.
Ishnari: This has all the makings of an excellentorious match.
XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
Shadow Dragon vs. Winter Callous
*Winter Callous looks on with anticipation as the referee lifts the Junior Heavyweight Championship belt into the air. Shadow Dragon then turns his attention to the challenger. The bell rings, and we are underway. Dragon and Callous approach each other in the center of the ring, chest-to-chest, and face-to-face. The crowd is arisen in anticipation and suddenly Dragon extends his hand. Winter Callous pauseslooks at the reaction before extending his hand to meet Dragon's. They shake! Dragon turns to back off to formulate his strategy, but Callous keeps his grip and pulls Dragon forward back to the center and straight into a stiff-arm drag! Dragon smacks the canvas, as a slight grin appears on the face of Winter Callous. Dragon scrambles to his feet and charges Callous, who drops low. Dragon hits the ropes at lightning speed. He charges back and swings with a lariat, but Callous ducks. Dragon springs off the opposite ropes and Callous drops low for a drop toehold. But Dragon cartwheels over him. Shadow Dragon then seizes the opportunity and jumps high with a leg drop, but Callous is out of the way in time. Still on his hands and knees, Callous attempts a swinging front kick to the face of the now seated-Shadow Dragon. But Dragon catches it in mid move! He rolls backwards and straight into a single leg crab on Winter Callous as the crowd applauds the efforts of both men!*
Carlos: Great action here, you can't go wrong with the Junior Heavyweights I always say. They always put on five star matches.
Ishnari: Not literally, but I get your point.
*After it becomes apparent Callous isn't planning on giving up this early, Dragon releases the hold. He adjusts his mask straps as he delivers a stomp to the midsection of his fallen adversary. Shadow Dragon then lifts Winter Callous to his feet and locks on a side headlock. Winter Callous delivers two elbows to the gut before backing Dragon against the ropes and setting him for the ride, but Dragon hangs on, and rolls through with a headlock take over. Putting both men on the mat, the hold still locked on. After a few moments, Callous attempts a reversal with a merging of a La Mahistrol Cradle and a School Boy style pin.. 1..2.. no, Dragon rolls back, still grinding the headlock! Soon both men start to get back into an upright position. Winter Callous attacks Dragon's midsection with a barrage of punches before finally breaking the hold and whipping Dragon against the ropes. Dragon springs back as Callous swings high with a left arm clothesline, but Dragon hooks the shoulder and swings up and around crucifix style. He rolls Callous back to the mat..1..2..NO! Callous rolls out of it and to his feet, as Dragon slaps on the headlock again!*
Ishnari: Women and headlocks - the two things in life with infinite ability to piss off a guy.
*After a few moments spent on one knee, Callous again attempts the blows to the midsection. This loosens Dragon's grip enough for Winter Callous to deliver a hard knee lift to the midsection. This startles Dragon as he relinquishes the hold and stumbles backwards into the corner. Winter Callous delivers a stiff right hand before whipping Dragon across the ring and into the opposite buckle. Dragon's back connects hard, and he stumbles out slightly as Winter Callous charges him. Suddenly Callous is elevated over-head towards the buckle, but he lands cat-like on the top rope facing the outside. Suddenly Winter Callous lunges backwards and wraps his legs around the head of Shadow Dragon as he falls. He SNAPS it to the mat delivering a REWIND FRANKENSTEINER! 1...2NO! Shadow Dragon kicks out of the British-based maneuver!*
Carlos: Awesome move right there.
Ishnari: That's a move which is hard to do and even harder to take.
*Callus makes it to his feet and grabs Dragon by the back of the mask, forcing him to stand as well. He then delivers a boot to the gut, and Dragon hunches over in pain. Winter Callous positions Dragon between his legs and hooks his arms before lifting him high with what looks to be his trademark double underhook back-breaker...but NO! Shadow Dragon counters mid-move into a head-scissor takedown! Callous hits but scrambles to his feet and charges Dragon. Dragon ducks low and elevates Callous for a high back-body drop, but Callous lands on his feet. He quickly turns and hooks Dragon for a dragon-suplex of all things!...But Shadow Dragon lands on his FEET! The crowd applauds the efforts of both men as Shadow Dragon snatches a standing headlock! The crowd is actually cheering for the headlock!*
Carlos: Wow, this match is so great that the fans are cheering for a basic maneuver. I LOVE JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHTS!
Ishnari: A headlock is not basic. You are.
*Winter Callous, obviously frustrated backs Dragon into the ropes and sets him for the ride. Dragon charges off and Callous smacks his back, sending him into the opposite ropes faster. Dragon charges off once more, and Callous drops low. Dragon hits the opposite ropes and is again viciously running towards Winter Callous. Callous ducks low, allowing a leapfrog, so Dragon takes the opportunity. But as he leapfrogs over he places both feet on the back of Callous and vollies himself into the air, springing right towards the middle rope. His feet land perfectly and he uses the momentum to launch himself, twisting backwards with a cross body!!! He catches Callous off guard! 12.NO! SO CLOSE! The momentum carries them through and Winter Callous rolls backwards to his feetWITH SHADOW DRAGON STILL IN HIS HANDS! He holds him sideways...before taking a few steps forward and MOONSAULTING WHILE HOLDING SHADOW DRAGON! Classic Scott Steiner footage has nothing on that!*
Carlos: Eat that Steiner!
Ishnari: Funny you should say that, because he's behind you. Bye-bye.
*Immediately Winter Callous gets up and begins to scale the turnbuckle. He makes it to the middle rope before Shadow Dragon is back to his feet and charging his adversary once more! OUT OF NOWHERE, Shadow Dragon cat-like scales the top rope and delivers a huge leaping SHINING WIZARD to Callous' jaw!!! Shadow Dragon is somehow able to hold on and positions himself to land on the apron. In no time he is back on the top rope...delivering heavy right hands to Winter Callous and positioning him for what looks to be a superplex! He hooks it and the crowd begins to rise with anticipation BUT NO! In true no-sell fashion, Winter Callous counters with the basic elbow to the midsection! He then positions Shadow Dragon between his legs for the spectacular SNOW DROP! BUT NO! HE CANNOT DELIVER! Shadow Dragon counters with a HIGH BACK BODY DROP, sending Winter Callous CRASHING FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE CANVAS! SUDDENLY, Shadow Dragon SPRINGS backwards with the Awe-inspiring Dragon Splash!!! 123!!! Shadow Dragon RETAINS THE JUNIOR-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!*
Winner and Still Junior Heavyweight Champion: Shadow Dragon
Ishnari: Well cock me with an ironing board. Phew!
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the Xtreme-Tron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of Mushroomhead themselves begin to echo throughout the building..
"Some kind of eminence,
Some kind of reason,
Why I can't find a way to be in my life..
(So I ridden this dying day,
If I could only find a way for my escape,
I find it hard to concentrate with all my best mistakes..)
To be in my life..."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on their feet as the chorus of "Sun Doesn't Rise" by Mushroomhead hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage!! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd in front of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...
Carlos: Dude Rage, all the way.
Ishnari: Why?
Carlos: He's big and he's bald, what more can you ask for?
Ishnari: Breasts.
The arena lights dim and the sounds of Godsmack's "I Stand Alone" fill the arena. Smoke covers the stage as the fans get on there feet and begin to cheer the name of the People's Champion Scorpion. The curtain is thrown aside and Scorpion appears through the smoke to a huge obviation from the crowd. Scorpion walks down the ramp pausing half way down as white lights flash through the arena as the sound of thunder echoes over the music at the same time. Scorpion continues to the ring and slides in.
Ishnari: What do you think about him?
Carlos: Uhhh who is he again?
Ishnari: Scorpion
Carlos: Ohhh yeah.
Scorpion vs. Rage
*Both men lock up in the center of the ring as they begin to battle for the upper hand. Scorpion finally over powers the bald headed behemoth and then sends him into the corner and begins throwing the boots to Rage as the crowd cheers him on. Scorpion backs off with Rage and then hooks him for a suplex and snaps the big man over really quick and makes the cover but Rage kicks out at 2. Scorpion gets to his feet and then drops the elbow and makes another quick cover but Rage once again gets the shoulder up before the 3.*
Carlos: Scorpion is trying to win early here.
Ishnari: Yeah that's usually what is going on when one dude pins the other
*Scorpion attempts to lift Rage back up but he kicks him in the face and gets to his feet and takes the man down with a vicious clothesline! Rage then lifts him up to his feet and puts his head in between his legs and drills him into the mat with a Jackknife Powerbomb and makes the pin, 1 - 2 - Scorpion kicks out just before the 3.*
Ishnari: Scorpion almost lost.
Carlos: Yeah, that move is crazy.
*Rage gets to his feet and begins kicking Scorpion in the midsection and then gets down to his knees and grabs onto his head and begins pounding him with shots straight to his temple. Rage lets go of Scorpion's head as it falls back to the mat as the big man gets to his feet and begins to taunt the crowd as they throw things and chant "Scorpion" doing nothing but pissing off Rage. Rage gets Scorpion back to his feet and whips him to the ropes, he lifts him up onto his shoulder and then slams him back down with a spinebuster, he makes the cover but Scorpion again kicks out at 2.*
Ishnari: It's smart of Scorpion to take as long as possible to kick out of those pin falls, you can regain energy laying on the mat.
Carlos: Dude it's only 2 seconds
*Rage gets to his feet and stands in the corner awaiting Scorpion's recovery, Rage charges and swings with a clothesline but Scorpion ducks under and plants him with the Stroke, he makes the cover, 1 - 2 - Rage kicks out again. Scorpion gets to his feet and moves to Rage's legs and attempts to lock on the Scorpion Lock but the big man kicks wildly until Scorpion drops his legs and is pushed back into the ropes and then rolled up in a small package, 1 - 2 - Scorpion kicks out again. Rage gets up very angered and kicks him in the gut and puts his head in between his legs looking for another Jackknife but when he lifts him up Scorpion's legs roll off his shoulders and he catches Rage's head and plants him into the mat with a DDT! Scorpion takes advantage of the fallen behemoth and ascends the turnbuckle and flies off with a brutal elbow drop right into the heart of Rage. Scorpion again makes the cover but Rage again kicks out at 2.*
Carlos: Rage is a monster, I'm telling you he's gonna win.
Ishnari: Scorpion is hanging in there.
*Scorpion gets back to his feet and begins pulling Rage but suddenly Rage springs to his feet and hoists Scorpion up onto his shoulders for the Fist Of Rage, he spins but Scorpion falls to his feet and drops Rage with the Scorpion Death Drop he quickly hooks the leg as the ref begins to count, 1. 2. 3!*
Carlos: What the hell?!
Ishnari: Looks like you were wrong.
*Scorpion gets to his feet in celebration of his win but soon the ref comes up behind him and begins to explain something to him as he points back at Rage.*
Ishnari: What's going on?
Carlos: HA! Rage got his foot on the rope looks like Scorpion didn't win, too bad.
*Scorpion begins to argue with the ref as Rage slowly gets back to his feet holding his head and trying to figure out what's going on. Scorpion soon turns around to see Rage recovered and he charges and swings with a clothesline but Rage ducks under and takes him down with a big boot. Rage then looks out at the crowd and signals that this is it as he hoists Scorpion up onto his shoulders again, he swings him around but once again Scorpion some how lands on his feet and this time hooks Rage in a full nelson, he attempts to suplex back but Rage has his leg wrapped safely around Scorpions leg, Rage then nails Scorpion with a low blow, quickly turns around and finally hits the Fist Of Rage and makes the cover, 1 - 2 - 3.*
Winner: Rage
Carlos: Yeah that's right the TRUE winner.
Ishnari: Whatever
*The lights flicker very quickly, as the opening beats of the song begin to play. As the woman begins singing, the lights become steadier, and then fade into blue, as Desyree steps out on to the stage.*
She is not scared to die..
The best things in life drive her to cry.
Crucify then learn..
Sit and watch me burn..
*She walks down the ramp, waving to some of the boys in the crowd with a smile. She walks up the stairs two steps, and then bends over for a quick second, continuing into the ring as "Brackish" by Kittie, continues to play.*
She's led to believe, that it be ok,
look at your face, scarred in dismay,
but times have changed, and so have you..
I think I'd rather crucify then learn
Sit and watch me burn..
*She stretches her arms out and walks around the ring, and then begins to bounce off the ropes, from side to side, preparing for the beginning of the match.*
Carlos: This women could be the influence for the success of Diamond. Once she came, he won the X*Crown and has been a great champion. What do you think Mr. Ish?
Ishnari: I'm going to keep quiet about issues like that, because I think these two women are going to use this stage to prove that they aren't just around to accompany men.
*A slow, quiet chiming noise is heard, like wind chimes, as an image of water slowly dripping down the Xtreme Tron screens is shown. Suddenly, the guitar chords of "Underdose" by Inme hits the PA system, and the white background turns to dark purple, the water turns to blood red. A silhouette of a woman is seen walking closer to the water on the screens, then just as her whole body is in it's best view, a huge bang is emitted and a white purple that fades to purple before disappearing, with Dagger on center stage as the singing begins. She walks down the ramp and gets into the ring.*
Carlos: And the crowd is on their feet cheering for their hometown girl!
Ladder Match
-If Desyree wins, Dagger must spend the night with her-
-If Dagger wins, Desyree's head is dunked into a vat of Mashed Potato's-
Desyree vs. Dagger
Both women stand in a corner across from one another, as a ladder is brought from the back. It's set at the bottom of the ramp, and the referee calls for the bell, and this match is underway. The two women walk up to the center of the ring, but Desyree takes the earlier advantage with a kick to the stomach, knocking Dagger down. Desyree begins to forearm Dagger, each shot taking her down to her knees. Desyree picks Dagger up and kicks her in the stomach once, and then whips her into the ropes. When Dagger bounces back Desyree goes for a clothesline, but Dagger ducks it and awaits Desyree to turn around. Once Desyree turns around Dagger hits knife-edge chops into the chest of Desyree, sending her back into the nearest turnbuckle. Dagger kicks Desyree in the ribs a couple of times, and then looks at the crowd. They cheer, as Dagger grabs the top rope and leaps onto the second rope, hitting a springboard kick to the head onto Desyree! Desyree falls in the corner, as Dagger lands on her feet, back to Desyree. Dagger turns around and sees Desyree, and walks up to her. Dagger places her boot into the throat and pushes back, choking Desyree. Dagger takes her boot off of the throat, and then goes out of the ring. She walks over to the ladder, folding it so she can slide it into the ring. Dagger rolls into the ring, and lifts up the ladder. Dagger places the ladder in the center of the ring, and goes to climb it, while Desyree begins to climb up to her feet. Desyree is all the way up and runs to Dagger, pulling her down from her pants back to the mat. Dagger goes for a clothesline, but Desyree ducks and lifts and slams Dagger down with a backdrop. Dagger holds her head as she rolls out of the ring, and Desyree soon follows Dagger. Desyree grabs Dagger by the hair and lifts her up to her feet and drives a knee into the stomach of Dagger. Dagger bends over holding her stomach, and Desyree applies a front facelock, and throws Dagger's arm behind her neck. Desyree lifts Dagger up for a vertical suplex but holds it, causing all the blood to rush to the head of Dagger. Desyree holds Dagger up there until she seems satisfied, and then slams her stomach first into the railing!
Carlos: Since the beginning of this match Desyree has been trying to hurt the ribs of Dagger, and this seems to be the most effective way so far. I've never wrestled before, but I sure as hell know getting your stomach thrown into a steel railing isn't fun.
Ishnari: I haven't seen any rib working in this match so far, but as someone with wrestling experience I can OFFICIALY confirm that getting your stomach thrown into a steel railing is not fun.
Dagger screams in pain as she lies against the railing, as Desyree takes a few steps back. She then runs to Dagger and lifts a knee, knocking Dagger into the crowd. Desyree checks to see if Dagger is far enough, and then goes into the ring. She walks to the ladder and begins to climb up it, as Dagger is finally getting to her feet. She walks over the railing and crawls to the ring, holding her ribs. Dagger rolls into the ring and Desyree sees this, and turns around, back first to the ladder. Desyree sits on one of the steps as Dagger begins to climb up to her feet. Dagger is all the way to her feet, and Desyree leaps off, driving an elbow right into the head of Dagger! Dagger falls down to the mat holding her head, as Desyree begins to stomp on her opponent, and then picks her up. Desyree, being the bigger out of the two, tosses Dagger into the corner and begins to choke her with her own two hands. Dagger tries to get Desyree off her, but Desyree tosses her, causing Dagger to crash against the mat. Dagger sits up holding her back from the impact, but is taken by surprise by a huge kick in the spine by Desyree. Dagger falls to the mat burring her face in it, as Desyree walks over to the ladder. She folds the ladder and sets it against the turnbuckle, and walks over to Dagger. Desyree lifts Dagger up by the hair and bends her over, setting her between her legs. Desyree hooks both of the arms of Dagger, and looks at the crowd. Desyree then lifts up Dagger, and sends her spine first into the ladder!
Carlos: Jesus. Desyree wants to break Dagger in half, and if she wins she has to spend a night with her! If Desyree doesn't be careful, after that night with Dagger she might be considered a necrophiliac.
Ishnari: After trying to consider what that would be like with a woman broken in half, I've decided that I think too much. I think that breaking Dagger in half would put a dampener on the crowd here too.
Dagger rolls off the ladder holding her back, as Desyree sits up, looking around at the crowd before standing to her feet. Dagger lies on her stomach, as Desyree grabs the ladder and pushes it down, landing onto the spine of Dagger! Dagger screeches in pain, as Desyree is seen laughing, while taking the ladder and placing it in the center of the ring. Desyree grabs Dagger by the hair and wraps her arm around her neck for a front facelock. Desyree lifts Dagger up for a suplex, and then slams her into the ladder once again! Dagger rolls out of the ring in a lot of pain, while Desyree takes the ladder and sets it up right under the contract, and slowly begins to climb up it. After each step Desyree looks back for Dagger, who is slowly rolling her way into the ring. Dagger finally crawls all the way into the ring, using the ropes to help her up. Dagger is finally up to her feet and Desyree leaps off for a double axe handle, but Dagger reverses it with a superkick right to the chin! Desyree hits the mat hard holding her chin, as Dagger stumbles back to the corner. Desyree climbs up to her feet and runs to Dagger, but Dagger lifts Desyree up for a back body drop, where Desyree lands on the apron. Dagger turns around and Desyree takes a swing, but Dagger ducks and lifts her leg up, hitting and knocking Desyree down to the padding! Dagger holds on to the top rope while holding her back, as Desyree slowly begins to climb up to her feet. Once Desyree makes it all the way to her feet Desyree leans back, and springs herself over the top rope connecting with a vaulting body splash onto Desyree!
Carlos: That wasn't smart. When you have a bad back I think you should lay off the high-flying stuff, so you don't injury yourself anymore because one more and BAM! Eso es todas gente.
Ishnari: No thank you Carlos I've just eaten. Concentrating on that move I've always said that if you have a bad back, don't wrestle! Seeing as she's in there bad back or not she's got to try and do her job bad back or not.
Dagger holds her back after the move, but climbs up to her feet and stomps Desyree, trying to keep her down. Dagger walks to the ring and rolls into the ring. Dagger crawls to the ladder and grabs the third step, and begins to pull herself up. Dagger slowly begins to climb the ladder, slow enough for Desyree to get to her feet. Desyree sees Dagger climbing the ladder, so she slides into the ring and gets to her feet, forearming Dagger in the back. Desyree turns around facing the crowd, grabbing the waist of her opponent. Dagger is unable to do anything, as Desyree pulls Dagger down and slams her back first into the mat with a powerbomb off the ladder! Dagger is folded in half, as Desyree falls to her back after using all the strength she had left to execute that move. Desyree rolls over to her stomach and pushes herself up slowly, as she grabs the ladder. She looks at Dagger and then up at the contract, and then pulls down the ladder! Desyree takes the ladder and sets it up against the ropes and walks up to Dagger and lifts her up. Desyree whips Dagger to the ropes and lifts her up for a back body drop, but Dagger floats over and grabs Desyree by the waist, and slams her against the ladder with a German Suplex!
Carlos: Ah dios!
Ishnari: Jesus Julian Christ!
The crowd is on their feet from that, as Desyree rolls off the ladder, lifeless on the mat. Dagger grabs the ladder and sets it into the center of the ring, but falls to her knees, holding her back. Dagger grabs the steps and pulls herself up the ladder, as Desyree is still motionless on the mat. Dagger climbs closer to the top, and when she finally gets there she reaches up, and grabs the contract!
Winner: Dagger
Carlos: And Dagger wins!
Ishnari: Everyone's a winner in this match. Desyree's just won a splobbering!
Dagger climbs down the ladder, as the vat of mashed potatoes are brought down to the bottom of the ramp. Dagger makes it to bottom of the ladder, and she rolls Desyree out of the ring. Dagger soon follows, and grabs Desyree by the hair. Dagger drags Desyree to the potatoes, and lifts her up. Dagger screams something at her, and then shoves her head into it! Desyree's arm wave around, and Dagger finally let's her go, as Desyree takes her head out with her faced covered with mashed potatoes! Dagger laughs at Desyree, but then knocks her down with a huge kick to the head! Desyree falls to the padding holding her neck, as Dagger begins to celebrate with her hometown crowd.
Carlos: And Dagger wins, and causes potatoes to get stuck in Desyree's hair for only god knows how long.
Ishnari: Everyody knows, Badger loves MASHED POTATOES.
*The cage begins to lower down from the ceiling. The crowd gets to their feet, as a 25-foot base steel cage lowers down to the ring. One side of the cage is already set on fire, and another is wrapped in rusty barbed wire. The other two sides seem normal enough, and an elevator shaft is being tested in one of the four corners. The cage rests on to the ringside concrete, which has been stripped of its soft mat. On the side facing the arena wide camera, a door slides up, like a garage door. There, the ring crew come in with barrels of weapons, and begin to tie weapons to the 'normal' cage sides. The crew then make their way out of the cage, as a referee walks into the cage, and gets in the ring...*
Carlos: What will the XHF think up next? First The Triple Tier Greenhouse, the Annihilation Complex Match, Tower Match, Vegas Roulette, and now the Ultimate St. Louis No Way Out Match.
Ishnari: I could tell you, but quite frankly that would spoil the fun.
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stopwatch appears on the Xtreme Tron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the Xtreme Tron. "Crack Addict" plays, but no one comes out... Then, just as the song reaches its chorus, out comes a big black Dodge truck. The truck pulls out on to the stage, and out of the window sits Goldberg. Goldberg taunts the crowd from his truck's window. The fans get to their feet. Goldberg then hops back in, and drives the truck down to the front of the cage, and right in front of the fire. Goldberg hops out, and walks behind the truck. He grabs some stuff from inside the tailgate, and brings it into the ring. A big black mystery bag is carried on his back, as he gets into the ring...*
Carlos: Well, here's the man of the night Goldberg.
Ishnari: You mean he's a prostitute?
*Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marilyn Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The XtremeTron goes from black to static and back to black, causing a strobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud strobe lights explode there bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges with the XHF Title draped over his shoulder. Rat makes his way down the ramp as the strobe lights ignite around him, making his walk look like slow motion. When he reaches the apron he tosses the XHF Title into the ring then climbs in himself as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans.
Carlos: Is Rat Bastard sick? I mean first he spits on the name of Mongo and doesn't even care about him. That man gave his life for this company and Rat Bastard doesn't even care, sometimes I hate Rat Bastard. I hope tonight Goldberg kicks his ass.
Ishnari: His critics say that he gave the lives of others to this company by sacrificing them in elaborately dangerous gimmick matches. No one's perfect. Except for Mr Perfect, but he's dead, so I was right.
Ultimate St. Louis No Way Out Street Fight
A Match Dedicated To Mongo/Goldberg's Final Match
Rat Bastard vs. Goldberg
*Goldberg and Rat Bastard take a good look at each other from across the ring... The audience rises to their feet for the two men, who then look around at the hellacious creation. Goldberg and Rat begin to walk cautious towards each other. Goldberg and Rat go for the test of strength. Rat kicks Goldberg in the gut, and smacks Goldberg across the face. Goldberg is almost knocked off his feet, and he gets back up off his knee. Goldberg then smacks Rat across the face. Rat Bastard gets off his knee, and lunges at Goldberg with a choke. He takes down Goldberg, and starts to choke him to death. Goldberg punches Rat in the ear, and Rat rolls off. They both get to their feet, and Goldberg locks in a headlock on Rat. Rat shoves Goldberg into the ropes. Goldberg comes back, and ducks a clothesline. Goldberg bounces off again, and goes for a flying forearm to Rat. Rat catches Goldberg, and immediately tries to apply the Rat Trap! Goldberg struggles to get free, and does. Rat gets up, and so does Goldberg. Goldberg turns to Rat, and Rat rakes Goldberg's eyes. Rat then throws Goldberg into the ropes, and Goldberg comes back at Rat. Rat goes for a Back Body Drop, but Goldberg flips behind Rat Bastard. Goldberg goes for the Full-Nelson Slam from behind, but Rat hits a low blow with a mule kick. Goldberg falls to his knees in pain.*
Carlos: This match hasn't been going on for more than five minutes, and Rat Bastard already has to use dirty tactics.
Ishnari: What do you expect he's a dirty guy.
*Rat Bastard runs to the ropes, and bounces off. He runs at Goldberg, but Goldberg lunges up and catches Rat with a jumping spear! Rat rolls around the mat, holding his gut. Goldberg gets up, and 'adjusts' himself. Rat gets back up, and rests on the ropes. Goldberg charges Rat, and goes for a punch. Rat blocks it, and goes for a punch on Goldberg. Goldberg blocks it, and they trap each other with their arms. Rat then head butts Goldberg in the nose. Goldberg then does the same to Rat Bastard. Rat does it back, but then Goldberg flips Rat behind him, with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Rat Bastard gets up, and so does Goldberg. Rat charges Goldberg, and ducks by Goldberg. He halts in his tracks, and turns to Goldberg. Goldberg turns around, and Rat kicks Goldberg in the gut. He hits a DDT, and tries to capitalize, with a pin. Goldberg kicks after one...*
Ishnari: That would have been game over twenty years ago, but over time our performers have evolved into superhuman performers.
*Rat lifts Goldberg up by his baldhead. Rat hits a solid chop to Goldberg's chest, and another one. Rat then gets Goldberg into the ropes. Rat goes to clothesline Goldberg over, but Goldberg ducks and gets behind Rat. Rat turns, and receives a chop by Goldberg. Goldberg taunts, and chops him again. Goldberg goes to clothesline Rat over, but Rat ducks it, and grabs Goldberg by his legs. Rat flips Goldberg on to his back, and sets up for a slingshot. Rat lifts up Goldberg and Goldberg flips over the top rope, and into the concrete floor. Goldberg slides a bit, and hits the cage wall. Rat Bastard taunts everyone in the arena, and flips them off. Goldberg unlatches something from the cage wall, but it can't be seen. Rat Bastard goes to the ropes, and looks at Goldberg, propping himself up with something. Rat grabs the ropes, and goes for a body splash on Goldberg. Goldberg pulls out a chair from behind, and hits Rat in the head, while in mid-flight! Rat spills out onto the concrete floor...Goldberg raises the chair in the air, and receives some pops. Goldberg raises the chair behind his head, and gets ready to slam Rat another one. Rat then hits a drop toehold on Goldberg, and Goldberg hits the apron of the ring, face first! Goldberg drops the chair, and holds his nose in pain. Rat crawls over to the ring steps, and pulls himself up. Rat turns to Goldberg, who is now on all fours. Goldberg spits out some blood, and pulls himself up. Rat grabs Goldberg by the back of the head, and turns him around, and throws Goldberg face first into the barbed wire cage side! Goldberg bounces off, and falls on to his back. Rat Bastard picks up Goldberg on to his shoulder, and aims himself towards the barbed wire side. Rat charges Goldberg face first, and Goldberg slides off of Rat's shoulders, and shoves Rat into the barbed wire siding! Rat falls back, and yells in pain. Blood begins to rush from Rat's head, as Goldberg walks over to the weapon wall. Goldberg looks at the weapon wall, and wonders what he'll grab next. Goldberg grab's a trashcan, and tosses it into the ring, which is quickly followed by another trashcan. Rat rolls himself into the ring, as Goldberg tosses a sign into the ring. Goldberg then rolls himself into the ring, and SMACK, Rat smashes a trashcan over Goldberg's head. Goldberg falls on his ass, and Rat smacks him over the head again, finally taking Goldberg out.*
Carlos: Jess dulce. Goldberg is taking all the shots that Rat is giving him, and he won't go down. This is for Mongo, and a good bye to all of his fans.
Ishnari: That's mighty admirable n'all but we don't want another death on our hands.
*Rat lifts Goldberg up, by his head, and Goldberg breaks out and chops Rat in the chest. Rat takes a step back, and Goldberg grabs Rat by the arm. Goldberg whips Rat into the ropes, and Goldberg runs to the opposite ropes as well. Goldberg and Rat both go for a Flying Forearm, and meet each other in the middle! They collide and both do a complete back flip just before falling on to the back of their necks. Goldberg's legs land on the bottom ropes, and Rat lays unconscious in his own world, on the opposite side of the ring. Goldberg rolls out of the ring, and Rat begins to pull himself up, slowly. Goldberg pulls himself up, and looks into the ring from the apron. Rat runs, and baseball slides into Goldberg. Goldberg stumbles back, and lands into the fiery side of the cage! Goldberg gets scolded, and he quickly dashes away from the burning wall. Rat slides out of the ring, and punches Goldberg around. Rat throws Goldberg into a 'normal' cage wall, and Goldberg falls back. He looks up at the barbed wire covered ceiling. Rat begins to climb one of the walls for a weapon. He grabs a 2x4 with barbed wire on the end. Rat then jumps off, and takes the 2x4 to the burning side of the cage. Rat lights the 2x4 on fire, and waves it around.*
Carlos: No! That could kill Goldberg and Rat Bastard just doesn't care. I know he's trying to win the match, but this is going TOO far.
Ishnari: Sorry to break your fan-loving bubble, but Mongo ENJOYED putting people in brutal matches just like this his whole life.
*Goldberg gets up, and Rat charges Goldberg with the flaming 2x4. Goldberg turns, and sees this. Goldberg ducks Rat, and Rat turns back at Goldberg. Goldberg takes a page from Rat's playbook, and kicks Rat in the groin area! Rat falls to his knees, and drops the 2x4. Rat falls on his face, and Goldberg rests against the 'normal' cage wall. After waiting, Rat Bastard gets up. Goldberg hits The Whiplash, and takes Rat Bastard out to the concrete floor again. Goldberg then goes over to the ring, and looks under. He pulls out a table, and slides it into the ring. He then goes back to Rat, and takes the flaming barbed wire 2x4. He sets it on the table, and the table lights up in fire. Goldberg gets an evil look, and grabs his black bag from under the ring. Goldberg gets back in the ring, and scatters thumbtacks all over the table! Goldberg rolls out of the ring, and tries to find Rat Bastard. Rat Bastard rises from out of the outside of the ring steps, and hits Goldberg with a lead pipe! Goldberg falls to the concrete...*
Carlos: Rat Bastard is just destroying Goldberg here.
*Rat Bastard jumps down on Goldberg and begins to choke Goldberg with the pipe. Goldberg tries to get Rat off, but Rat proves to be too much for him. Rat lets go, and throws the pipe into the ring. Rat looks under the ring, and grabs a ladder. He pulls out a 20 footer from under the ring, and slides it into the ring. Goldberg kicks Rat's leg out from behind, and pulls himself up. Rat turns, and Goldberg slams the end of the ladder into Rat's face. Rat falls back some, and Goldberg charges Rat for the Cruise Missile! Rat moves out of the way, and Goldberg collides into the ring steps! Goldberg flips over the ring steps, and falls onto the concrete, holding his chest and abs in pain. Rat pushes the ladder back into the ring, and rolls in. He sets up the ladder on its base, and moves it into a corner. Goldberg begins to climb up the stairs of the ring, and then begins to climb the turnbuckle. Rat begins to the climb the ladder, also, which is next to the turnbuckle Goldberg is climbing. Goldberg climbs up, and begins to climb on to the ladder. Rat Bastard reaches the top, and punches down on Goldbergs baldhead. Goldberg continues up, and Rat helps him up. Goldberg punches Rat, and Rat rakes Goldbergs eyes. Rat pulls up Goldberg for a Super-Plex on to the burning thumb tacked Table. Goldberg tries to fight out of it, and hits Rats head on the top of the ladder. Goldberg climbs up another step, and lifts up Rat on to his shoulders! The crowd gets to their feet, as Goldberg tries to balance himself. Goldberg goes for a powerbomb, but Rat reverses it with a Hurricanrana, and Goldberg hits the mat on his back, with Rat on his chest. Rat has the pin, 1...2...Rat lifts up Goldbergs shoulders before 3! Rat yells out, Im Crippling His Ass! and he pulls up Goldberg. Rat Bastard sets up for the Bastard Bomb, and lifts up Goldberg. He faces towards the table, and gets ready to bomb him into it. Goldberg rolls off of Rats shoulders, and lands behind Rat. Goldberg turns around, and grabs Rat by the back of the head. Goldberg locks in the Gold Poisoning on Rat Bastard! Rat hectically tries to fight out of it! Rat spins behind Goldberg, and goes for a back suplex. Goldberg is dumped over the top rope, and lands on the concrete, on the back of his neck. Goldberg kicks the floor with his feet, as he tries to fight the pain on the back of his neck. Rat Bastard sits and rests back on the ropes. Rat grabs the ladder, and dumps it over the ropes. Rat climbs out, and takes the ladder with him. He walks over to the built in steel ladder on one side of the cage, and begins to climb towards the hatch in the ceiling. Rat pulls up the ladder with him, and slides it through the hatch, and on to the ceiling. Rat pulls himself up on top too, and shuts the hatch.*
Carlos: And Rat Bastard has shut the hatchand it seems like my partner has died here.
Ishnari: Musteatthepussymust
Carlos: Um, ok.
*Goldberg pulls himself together, and grabs the flaming barbed wire 2x4. He begins to climb up the ladder, and reaches the hatch. He pulls himself in, and focuses on Rat. Rat motions for Goldberg to come on, and Goldberg comes charging. Goldberg swings the 2x4 for Rat, and Rat ducks it. They turn to each other, and Goldberg presses the 2x4 into Rats face! Rat yells in pain, and falls onto the barbed wire ceiling! Goldberg tosses the 2x4 over to the side, and pulls up the ladder. He sets it up, and then throws Rat Bastard into one side. Goldberg begins to climb one side, and tries to get Rat Bastard to do the same on the opposite side. Rat Bastard makes it to the top, and they begin to fight it out. Rat begins to pick up the pace, and delivers punch after punch. Goldberg rakes Rats eyes, and Rat stops dead in his assault. Goldberg pulls Rats legs up, and Rat begins to bend back. Goldberg locks in the Walls of Jericho on the ladder, and the crowd begins to get to their feet. The arena lights go out though, and the words SIMPLY SENSATIONAL flashes onto the XtremeTron.*
Carlos: Simply Sensational? This could only mean one thing!
*The crowd pops for they know it could only be, The Prodigy! The Prodigy comes walking out from the XtremeTron, as Goldberg forgets about Rat Bastard, and drops off of the ladder. The Prodigy comes walking out with a baseball bat, and walks up to Goldbergs Dodge truck that is stalled in the middle of the ramp. The Prodigy begins to walk around it, and he measures the bat up with the truck. The Prodigy smashes in the drivers window, and the broken glass shatters into the truck. Goldberg continues to yell, but can get any closer to the edge, because of the wall of flames that near him, from the cage wall. Prodigy aims the bat at Goldberg, and yells at him. Rat Bastard comes running up, and pushes Goldberg from behind. Goldberg is forced to take two steps, and he falls over the side of the cage! Goldberg is sent down and crashes face first through the windshield of his Truck! The Prodigy falls back, and is shocked to see what has happened. Rat Bastard looks stunned as he stares down at Goldberg, halfway through the windshield of his own truck.*
Carlos: Dammit! Will the brutality stop? How much more can Goldberg take? WHY ISNT EITHER MAN DEAD YET!?
*A Holy Shit Chant starts up, as The Prodigy climbs on the hood of the truck. He points to Rat Bastard, who then takes his leave and goes back into the elevator cage. The Prodigy pulls out a bloody Goldberg, and carries him back towards the cage. The Prodigy presses the button on the side of the cage, and the motorized cage door slides up. He carries in Goldberg on his shoulders, and rolls him into the ring. There, Rat Bastard walks around the still flaming table with thumb tacks, and pins Goldberg... 1...2.... Goldberg gets his foot on the bottom rope! Rat Bastard jumps back a bit, as Goldberg still lies motionless on the ground. Rat grabs Goldbergs foot, and hooks the leg, 1...2...KICKOUT made by Goldberg! The crowd pops, as Rat gets frustrated and hits the mat hard with his fists. Rat Bastard gets up, and pulls up Goldberg with him. Goldberg punches Rat away, and punches him again. Goldberg punches Rat back into the ropes, and then The Prodigy grabs Goldbergs foot, and drags him out of the ring. Goldberg and The Prodigy begin to duke it out on the outside. Goldberg knees The Prodigy in the gut, and then whips him out of the cage, and through the door opening. Goldberg runs over, and presses the button on the outside, and the door slides shut down, leaving Rat locked in with Goldberg. Goldberg grabs a chain and a lock from near by on the wall, and locks the cage door shut. The Prodigy runs to the motorized door, but he cant get it open. Goldberg laughs at him, and turns back around. Rat Bastard hits Goldberg in the head with a sledgehammer!*
Carlos: And Goldberg is still breathing, how?
*Goldberg lies on the ground, and Rat raises the sledgehammer in the air. He then stomps in Goldbergs stomach with the sledgehammer. Rat hits him again, and Goldberg rolls around on the ground, coughing up blood. Rat Bastard picks up Goldberg, and throws him face first into the steel cage wall. Goldberg stumbles back, and falls to the ground. He lays motionless, as Rat walks back over to the cage door, and tries to figure out the lock. He walks around, and grabs some steel cutters from the cage wall. He walks back over, and cuts the lock open, and The Prodigy pulls the lock out, and then opens the door again. The two begin to work their way on Goldberg. The Prodigy pulls up Goldberg, and holds him up for Rat. Rat Bastard walks up to Goldberg, and holds his chin. He talks trash to him, and punches him over the head. Rat Bastard then punches him again, and The Referee finally gets out of the ring to stop this. He starts to yell at Rat Bastard, and backs him up into the cage. The Prodigy drops Goldberg, and knocks out the Referee from behind. The two taunt the Referee, and Rat directs The Prodigy around. The Prodigy grabs the Ref, and steals his shirt. He then throws the Ref out of the cage, and out into ringside. The Prodigy puts on the shirt, and the crowd boos him. Rat grins, and turns back to Goldberg, who is trying to pull himself up. Rat laughs at him, and waits for Goldberg. Goldberg finally gets to his feet, and turns back around. Rat rushes him, and begins to beat him down with his fists. He then hits a T-Bone Suplex, and it takes Goldberg out again! Rat Bastard begins to talk with The Prodigy, as Goldberg barely moves. Rat Bastard, then points to one of the announce tables, and The Prodigy grins. Rat then takes off towards the steel ladder, as The Prodigy grabs Goldberg by the feet, and drags him out of the cage. The Prodigy sets Goldberg on to the Spanish Announce Table, as Rat nears the top. Crocker jumps the rail, and takes down The Prodigy with a tackle!*
Carlos: It Crocker, Goldbergs former partner! These two were the best of friends, and were part of the XHFs own D-Generation X.
*Crocker sets on top of The Prodigy, and begins to punch down on him, as the crowd erupts in cheers. The Prodigy throws Crocker off, and then gets back up. Crocker takes down The Prodigy again, and they begin to brawl towards the barricade. Rat Bastard opens the hatch, and crawls out onto the roof of the cage. He walks over to the edge, and sees Goldberg lying down on the table. Rat makes a cross with his hand on his body, and then closes his eyes. Rat Bastard jumps off and goes for the Drop of 1000 Bastards, but Goldberg rolls off of the table! Rat collides into the table, and totally breaks it. The crowd begins holy shit and various other chants, as Rat Bastard lies on the broken table unconsciously, as Goldberg kneels down by the cage wall. Goldberg gets up, but then stumbles back down and into the English Announcers table. He props himself against the table, as Rat turns himself over. Inside the ring, the flaming table finally collapses on its own. Someone comes walking out from the Xtreme Tron entrance. Out comes Bongo, and he slowly walks down towards the ring. The crowd stands on their feet, and he reaches the truck, and passes it by. He reaches the cage, and walks towards one side of it. He walks back towards the announcers tables, and then sees Rat lying on the broken announcers table. Bongo walks over, and stands over Rat Bastard. Bongo grabs Rat by the hand, and pulls him up. Bongo pats Rat Bastard on the back, and Rat seems to be a little dazed from the fall, and has the blood on himself to prove it. Bongos smile turns to anger, and he punches Rat back down to the ground in one stiff punch. Goldberg grins, as Bongo turns back, and begins to leave.*
Carlos: And there goes Bongo, defending the honor of his fallen friend, Mongo.
*Back in the crowd, The Prodigy gets the upper hand on Crocker, and throws him back over the barricade. The Prodigy jumps over the barricade, and Goldberg comes running at him. The Prodigy goes for a big boot, but Goldberg ducks it, brakes, and turns around. The Prodigy turns around also, and Goldberg kicks him and hits The Dimension! Goldberg grins, and looks back at Rat, who has been laid out. Goldberg grabs Rat by the legs, and Crocker comes to help. They carry Rat back into the ring, and roll him inside. Goldberg thanks Crocker, and Goldberg rolls back into the ring. He crawls over, and pins Rat Bastard for the win, 1...2...KICKOUT! Rat Bastard kicks out, and then turns on to his chest.*
Carlos: Rat Bastard, stay down, its okay! You dont have to kill yourself, you have nothing to lose but your life if continue this match.
*Goldberg gets up, and looks somewhat pissed by that outcome. He grabs Rat by the hair, and gets Rat to his feet. Goldberg props Rat into the Firemans Carry position, and sets up for the Xtreme Edge v2. Goldberg lets out a yell, and spins Rat Bastard around, and aims for the flaming table. Rat Bastard hangs on and turns Goldberg around and into Swinging DDT! Rat Bastard lays Goldberg out, and he begins to pull himself up, using the ropes. Goldberg also tries to get up, using the ropes for help. SMACK! A chair shot is heard from all around, and neither Goldberg nor Rat seems to be effected by anything. Crocker is laid out to the ground, and out from under the ring comes non other then one of Rat Bastards old RWF buddy, Rancor.*
Carlos: Rancor! Havent seen that face around here in only god knows how long.
Ishnari: Mmmtastes good on ya
Carlos: Please go to sleep, please.
*Rancor comes out holding a dented steel chair. Rat Bastard knocks down Goldberg from behind with his forearm, and Goldberg rests on the middle rope. Rat Bastard chokes Goldberg on the middle rope, and then looks back at the other side of the ring. Rat Bastard lets go of Goldberg, and then runs towards the opposite side. Rat Bastard bounces off and comes back. He jumps and lands on Goldberg his legs, and Rancor smacks Goldberg over the head with the chair upon impact. Goldberg flips back off the middle rope, and lies on the mat. Rancor tosses the chair to Rat Bastard, who then smacks Goldberg over and over again with the chair. Rat Bastard raises the chair in victory, as Rancor grins. Mini-Mango runs down the ramp way! He waddles around the cage and into it. He then slides into the ring, and runs right for an unsuspecting Rat Bastard. He dives and lands on Rats ankle. He then sinks his death into his leg! Rat Bastard lets out a yell, and Mango just holds on, as Rat tries to kick him off. Rat then raises the chair, and then smacks Mini-Mango over the back with it. Mini-Mango lets go in pain, and rolls out of the ring. Blood begins to drip from Rats leg, as Rancor runs after Mini-Mango, who is now running around the ring from Rancor. Goldberg gets to his feet finally, and Rat turns back to Goldberg. Goldberg charges, and hits the Cruise Missile! Rat Bastard rolls around, holding his stomach, as Goldberg pulls himself up again.*
Carlos: Goldberg could win it all here, for Mongo, and for himself.
*Goldberg taunts, and signals for the end. Goldberg pounds his heart, and then points up towards Heaven. He then kicks Rat in the gut, and sets him up for The Xtreme Edge, Mongo style. Goldberg lifts up Rat Bastard on to his shoulders, and then drills him down to the mat with Mongos Trademark Finisher. Goldberg taunts once again, and then falls to his knees and pins Rat Bastard. 1...2...Havok breaks it up! Havok pulls Goldberg out of the ring, but then Goldberg punches Havok away, and slides back into the ring. Havok grabs Goldberg again, and rolls him back out. He then punches Goldberg over and over again. He then kicks Goldberg in the gut, and throws him into the ring steps. Goldberg flips over them, and lands on the hard concrete floor. Havok then taunts, as Rat Bastard slowly begins to move again. Rat rolls himself out of the ring, as Havok grabs the chair that Goldberg had earlier. He then smacks Goldberg in the back, and then again. Rat grabs his own chair, and comes to do the same. They both begin a chair assault on Goldberg, as Rancor finally catches Mini-Mango. Rancor gets Mini-Mango on his shoulders, he then bounces off the cage wall, and hits the Shameful Existence on him!*
Carlos: Not to the little man, NOOO!!!
*Crocker is back, and he smacks Rancor in the back with a baseball bat. The end of the bat snaps off and breaks the camera. Crocker tosses the rest of the bat away, as Rancor falls down on his face. Crocker runs over, and grabs another chair. He smacks Havok in the back, and Havok is taken down to his knees. He then smacks Rat over the head, and Rat falls down on his back. Havok turns to Crocker, and Crocker hits Havok again, this time over the head. Havok is taken out, and Goldberg seems to be in an unconscious state. Crocker checks on Goldberg, and smacks him around a bit. Goldberg gains consciousness and then tries to pull him up. Crocker helps him, and then The Prodigy comes over with a bucket and pours some oily substance over Crocker and Goldberg. The Prodigy then takes out both Goldberg and Crocker from behind with a double clothesline. The Prodigy picks up Crocker, and then knees him in the gut. He then tosses him towards the flaming wall, but Crocker slides down and stops himself. Rat Bastard gets back up, and grabs a baseball bat. He sets it on fire, and sneaks towards Goldberg. Goldberg tries to get the gasoline off of him, and then he turns and sees Rat coming towards him with a flaming bat. Goldberg lets out a yell, and runs towards the ladder in the cage. Begins to head towards the roof, as Rat closely follows with the flaming baseball bat. Goldbergs blood drips down off his head and chest, and land on an already bloody mess of Rat Bastard. Rat is bleeding from his head, his right arm, and his ankle. Goldberg climbs out onto the roof, and stumbles as he tries to get away. Rat Bastard lifts open the hatch, and realizes Goldberg has nowhere to run. Back inside of the cage, Rancor and The Prodigy stare at each other. They then both grin, and shake hands as Crocker tries to pull himself up. They both grab the gasoline covered Crocker, and then they both Double Irish Whip him into the flaming side of the steel cage. Crocker breaks through the flaming wall, and is engulfed in flames. He stumbles around and tries to put himself out. He climbs up on to the truck, and onto the roof of the truck. He screams as officials come running down the ramp way with fire extinguishers. Crocker falls back into the tailgate, and they quickly try to extinguish the fire.*
Carlos: Dont try this at home kids, remember if you play with fire, youre gonna have a bad time.
*Back on the roof, Rat Bastard cracks the bat over Goldbergs baldhead. Goldberg falls to the barbed wire roof, and lies on top. Blood drips off of him onto the floor, and Prod and Rancor look back up as Rat Bastard and Goldberg battle it out in the middle of the roof. Rat Bastard picks up Goldberg, and Goldberg rakes Rats eyes. Goldberg gets Rat onto his shoulders for the Xtreme Edge v2! Rat Bastard uses his strength and weight, and manages to tip Goldberg on his back. Rat with a cradle pin, but the pin has to be in the ring. Goldberg kicks out of it, and they both begin to bleed from their backs. They both get up, and Rat Bastard punches Goldberg. Goldberg punches Rat Bastard back, and they duke it out, sloppily and tiredly. Rat Bastard kicks Goldberg in the groin, and Goldberg is take down to his knees. Rat Bastard shoves Goldberg between his legs, and sets up for the Bastard Bomb! Rat Bastard lifts Goldberg onto his shoulders, as the crowd stands in amazement. Rat Bastard slams Goldberg down, and he hits the cage roof. The roof under him collapses, and Goldberg falls down with Barbed Wire attached to him. He hits the middle of the ring, and lands right into the broken flaming table! The middle of the ring collapses, and Rat falls back to keep him from falling with him. Rat Bastard then stands on the edge, and watches as Goldberg lies in a mess. Rat Bastard then flips him off, and leaps off with the Drop of 1000 Bastards! He nails Goldberg perfectly! Goldberg is still knocked out cold, and Rat looks to be out of it too. Rats arm lies over Goldbergs chest and we wait for the count. A back up referee comes running down the ramp, and runs into the cage. He slides into the ring, and begins to count, 1..........2..........3!!!*
Winner: Rat Bastard
Carlos: Dammitwell, at least Goldberg went out with style.
*Rat Bastard remains over Goldberg as The Prodigy, Rancor, and Havok all celebrate. The referee then talks to the two who are out cold. The Referee tries to see if they are alright, and then signals for the paramedics to come down. Crocker is wheeled out on a stretcher of his own, as two more come down for Rat and Goldberg. We are then taken to a video package....
*The instrumentals to Blurry by Puddle of Mudd begins. It opens with Goldberg coming out for the first time, as Knuckles. He walks out and acts electrifying. Goldberg is shown talking to some friends backstage. He walks down to the ramp, and clasps some hands on the way. He poses slowly on the turnbuckle, as the lead singer begins to sing...
(Slow Tempo)
Everything's so blurry
and everyone's so fake
*Goldberg is shown, trying to pull himself up on his own, with the
turnbuckle. Blood trinkles down his forehead onto the mat, and he looks a
little dazed. He stumbles and falls to the mat.
and everybody's empty
and everything is so messed up
*Goldberg is seen raising his Internet Title high in the air with one his hands. The audience around him are risen to their feet as they cheer on Goldberg.
pre-occupied without you
I cannot live at all
*Goldberg is trying to get off the ring mat bleeding from his forehead and is looking over at someone off screen. Goldberg climbs a ladder in the Parking Lot Match at XHF Misery.
My whole world surrounds you
I stumble then I crawl
*Goldberg begins climbing a steel cage, as Martyr lies motionless on the mat
below him. Goldberg stands eye to eye, with Rat Bastard. They stand in the
steel structure known only as The St. Louis No Way Out Street Fight Cage.
You could be my someone
you could be my scene
*Goldberg is shown raising his Internet Title high in the air after just winning it from Eddie.
you know that Ill protect you
from all of the obscene
*Goldberg bounces off a set of ring ropes, and Diamond, in slow motion,
swings a chair from the outside into Goldbergs back.
I wonder what your doing
imagine where you are
*Blood drips down off his nose, and splatters on to the white tile below him. He walks past the camera, as crew looks on as he leaves.
there's oceans in between us
but that's not very far
*Goldberg taunts the crowd with a broken baseball bat he used on Rat
Bastard.
(Chorus)
Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
*Goldberg hits the Jackhammer on Eddie Guerrero. Goldberg hits Diamond with the Xtreme Edge, at the XHF Rumble.
well ya shoved it in my face
this pain you gave to me
*Goldberg spears down Christian Machado. Some other time, he spears down Kris Pain.
Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
well ya shoved it my face
*Goldberg begins to stab Apollyon in the head, with a fork. He then gets up and spears down Mr. X.
(Back to Slow Tempo)
Everyone is changing
there's no one left that's real
*Goldberg greets Jesse Ventura during their meet in Minnesota.
to make up your own ending
and let me know just how you feel
*Goldberg is shown laughing with Diamond, in some RARE Behind the Scenes footage.
cause I am lost without you
I cannot live at all
*Goldberg is shown smiling and talking with Mongo The Destroyer backstage. They seem to be having a good time, but its old RARE Footage.
my whole world surrounds you
I stumble then I crawl
*Goldberg is shown getting treated by medics after a match and he is almost completely bloody in the face.
You could be my someone
you could be my scene
*Goldberg raises his newly won Internet Championship at the XHF 1st Birthday Special.
you know that i will save you
from all of the unclean
*The ref drops Goldbergs hand to see if hes knocked out. Goldberg keeps his hand raised, and the camera centers it on the screen. The crowd in the background goes ballistic with cheers.
I wonder what your doing
I wonder where you are
*Goldberg crawls over to Eddie Guerrero and throws his arm over Eddies chest. The ref begins the count to start Goldbergs Internet Championship reign.
There's oceans in between us
but that's not very far
*Goldberg raises the newest Championship hes won, The US Championship after defeating Rage, Diamond, and Storm in a 4 Way Hell in a Cell at Retribution.
(Chorus)
Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
*Goldberg bounces off a set of ring ropes, and Diamond, in slow motion, swings a chair from the outside into Goldbergs back.
well ya shoved it in my face
this pain you gave to me
*Goldberg reaches out, and shocks Rat Bastard with a taser gun, in the St.
Louis No Way Out Street Fight.
Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
*Goldberg gets send off the top of the Hell in a Cell structure and is sent flying down into an announce table.
well ya shoved it in my face
this pain you gave to me
*Goldberg locks on the Diesel Hold to Mongo the Destroyer, at End of Days 2 Main Event.
Nobody told me what you thought
nobody told me what to say
*Goldberg starts to yell at Mongo The Destroyer, during an in-ring promo.
everyone showed you where to turn
told you when to runaway
*Goldberg jumps on Mongos back with the Gold Poisoning.
nobody told you where to hide
nobody told you what to say
*Mongo begins to yell back at Goldberg, in the same in-ring promo.
everyone showed you where to turn
showed you when to runaway
*Mongo falls back, sending both Mongo and Goldberg through the ring, at the XHF E.O.D.2 Main Event.
Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
*Goldberg charges and spears down both members of KKK, at the same time.
well ya shoved it in my face
this pain you gave to me
*Goldberg gives Cerebral a Jackhammer. Goldberg whacks Rat with a broken Baseball Bat from the St. Louis No Way Out Street Fight.
Can you take it all away
can you take it all away
*Goldberg stands on top of a steel cage, looking down at Death. He jumps off, and crashes down on him through an announcers table.
well ya shoved it in my face
this pain you gave to me
*Goldberg Jackhammers Death through a Diesel Truck Container. Goldberg whacks down Rat Bastard with a barbwire 2x4.
(Slow Tempo Ending)
you take it all
you take it all away...
explain again to me
you take it all away
*Goldberg begins to walk up the ramp, trailing blood behind him. He stumbles and falls on to one knee. But he pushes himself up, and continues to leave.
Explain again to me
Take it all away
Explain again
*Goldberg exits through the curtain, and the scene fades to black...
*We go back to the ring, where the truck is being towed away, and the hole in the ring is being fixed. Goldberg is finally wheeled out by paramedics, as Rat Bastard is helped backstage with the help of The Prodigy, Rancor, and Havok. Everything is fixed, raised, and everyone that was involved in the match is gone...
Carlos: Well, good-bye Goldberg, thanks for the memories.
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.*
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
*The XtremeTron begins showing a clip from the music video of Headstrong. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Street Fight for the XHF United States Heavyweight Championship
"The Energy" Chris Williams vs. Death Trap
Both Death Trap and Chris Williams walk up in the center of the ring, as the referee steps in front of them. The referee explains the rules to the two, and then asks for the United States Championship. Chris Williams hands the title to the referee, who holds it up in the air to show the crowd. He then hands it to the timekeeper, as Chris Williams and Death Trap take a step back from one another. The referee asks the two to shake hands, but the two ignore him, and the referee calls for the bell. Williams and Death Trap walk up to each other, and Chris Williams grins. Williams sticks out his tongue and makes a farting noise, giving Death Trap the Evil Chris Mist Of Death! Chris Williams laughs as Death Trap wipes the spit off his face, and knocks Chris Williams down with a right hand! Williams gets back to his feet, and Death Trap knocks him down with a clothesline, and then makes a cover. Williams kicks out at two and rolls to his feet, as Death Trap knocks him out of the ring with a dropkick. Williams rolls to his feet back first to the railing, as Death Trap goes through the second rope and to Chris Williams. Death Trap begins to forearm Williams and then lifts a knee, before grabbing the arm of Williams. Death Trap goes to whip Williams into the ring steps, but Williams uses his agility to leap over the steps, landing on his feet. Williams taunts the fans, as Death Trap is stalking him from behind. When Williams turns around Death Trap runs to him, and leaps over the ring steps and knocks Williams down with a huge clothesline! Death Trap rolls to his feet, as Williams is down on the padding. Death Trap has a smirk on his face, as he walks over and rolls Williams into the ring, and then walks up the ring steps, and then up to the top rope. Williams rolls to his stomach and begins to push himself up, as Death Trap taunts for Williams to climb to his feet. Williams is on his feet and then turns to Death Trap, and Death Trap flies off and sends his boot into the face of Williams with a top rope sidekick. Death Trap makes the cover, but Williams kicks out before the count of three. Death Trap gets up and sends a boot hard into the chest of Williams, trying to keep him down. Death Trap runs to the ropes, and when he bounces off he rolls right to his feet, and then hits a Rolling Thunder! Death Trap makes the cover again, but again Chris Williams kicks out.
Carlos: Death Trap has a very interesting style, and I believe he showed it with that very athletic move. It didnt keep Williams down, but it is very effective, knocking all the air out of Williams so he can maybe apply a sleeper hold or something. Death Trap gets up and stomps Williams in the chest again, and goes to the nearest corner. He begins to take the padding off the top turnbuckle, exposing the metal. He finally gets it off and throws it out of the ring, and then goes for Chris Williams. Chris Williams is lifted up by Death Trap, and Death Trap goes to whip him into the exposed turnbuckle, but Williams reverses, sending Death Trap to the opposite corner. Chris Williams runs to Death Trap, but Death Trap lifts him up, causing Williams to land on the apron. Death Trap turns around and Williams pulls Death Traps neck down, hitting a guillotine. Death Trap falls to his back as Chris Williams looks under the ring, searching for something. Chris Williams seems satisfied, as he pulls out a steel chair. Chris Williams climbs up to the apron with the steel chair in hand, and proceeds to climb up to the top rope. Williams holds the chair up in the air taunting the crowd, and then grabs the chair by two hands. Williams leaps off and places the chair under his leg, hitting a huge leg drop! Chris Williams holds his knee after that maneuver, as Death Trap rolls to his stomach holding his chest. Chris Williams is in pain, but uses the ropes to climb up to his feet, and then grabs the steel chair. Chris Williams lifts the chair up and bashes it into the back of Death Trap, knocking him to the mat. Chris William s gives Death Trap two more shots to the back, before grabbing him and lifting him up. Chris Williams sets the chair in the center of the ring and grabs Death Trap in a front facelock. Williams signals to the crowd that hes going to hit a tornado DDT, as he walks over the ropes. Williams leaps off the second rope and spins around trying to hit a DDT, but Death Trap holds him. Death Trap goes to lift Williams up for a northern lights suplex, but Williams uses his weight to hold himself down and forearms Death Trap in the back. Williams jumps up, and drives Death Trap into the chair with a DDT! Williams turns Death Trap to his back and makes the cover, but Death Trap kicks out before the count of three!
Carlos: Wow! I thought that was going to keep Trap down for the count. Ive learned that smashing your head into steel with that impact equals concussion.
Chris Williams sits up and questions the referees count, but then gets up and out of the ring. He searches under the ring for something, but cant seem to find it. Williams continues to search as Death Trap is climbing up to his feet slowly, still feeling the repercussions from the DDT on the chair. Death Trap grabs onto the ropes climbing up to his feet, as Chris Williams cant seem to find anything. Finally Williams grabs a bat from under the ring, but its too late as Death Trap has gotten to his feet. Williams jumps onto the apron, but Death Trap runs into the ropes, sending Chris Williams into the railing! Chris Williams drops the bat and Death Trap goes to the outside, and picks it up. Chris Williams, who is holding his ribs after smashing against the railing, climbs up to his feet and Death Trap breaks the back across the ribs of Williams! Williams falls to the padding holding his ribs and screaming in pain, as Death Trap holds his arms up with the broken bat in hand. Williams screams in pain, as Death Trap walks up to him and lifts him up. Death Trap picks Williams up in a powerslam position and runs to the ring post, driving Chris Williams ribs into it! Death Trap drops Williams, who is holding his ribs. Death Trap walks over to the railing and searches for something in the crowd, as Chris Williams is slowly climbing up to his feet holding his ribs. Chris Williams finally makes it all the way to his feet and walks over to Death Trap, but Death Trap turns around and breaks a glass bottle over the head of Chris Williams!
Carlos: Qu un disparo a la cabeza! Thats going to leave a mark!
Chris Williams faints to the padding, now bleeding from his forehead. The crowd is ecstatic, as Death Trap picks Chris Williams up and rolls him into the ring. Chris Williams buries his face into the padding, blood staining the mat. Death Trap rolls into the ring and goes to make a cover, but Chris Adams suddenly runs down the ramp and slides into the ring!
Carlos: Thats Chris Williams former partner! Last we heard of him he died from a drug overdose, but I guess the Internet was wrong! Could this mean that the Chris and Chris Connection, former Tag Team Champions, are back together!?
Chris Adams beats on Death Trap, while lifting him up to his feet. Death Trap is whipped to the ropes, and Chris Adams lifts him up and slams him hard into the mat with a huge spinebuster! Chris Adams stands up and shouts at the crowd, who are on their feet for Adams. Chris Williams sits up with a crimson mask, and a smile on his face! Adams extends his hand and helps Williams up, as a microphone is slid into the ring. Chris Williams picks up the microphone, and brings it to his lips.
Williams : Death Trap, looke here what I got. I got probably the strongest man to ever walk into a XHF ring, one half of the worlds coolest tag team, Chris Adams!
A huge smile grows on Chris Williams face, as blood drips down it.
Williams : Everybody, welcome back Chris Adams!
The crowd cheers and Adams holds his hands up. Williams is seen clapping behind Chris Adams back, who is still celebrating to the crowd. Chris Adams turns around, and suddenly gets superkicked by Chris Williams! The crowd turns silent, as Chris Williams brings the microphone back to his lips.
Williams: Dude, The Chris and Chris Connection is OVER! Gone! Hell youre not even supposed to be here, get security to get your ass out here.
Security guards come down the ramp and grab Chris Adams, and drag him to the back. Chris Williams stands on the second turnbuckle laughing as Chris Adams is being helped to the back, as Death Trap is slowly climbing up to his feet. Chris Williams begins laughing at the site of Adams being forced in the back, as he doesnt even realize that Death Trap is up to his feet! Death Trap comes from behind on Williams, and sets him on his shoulders. Williams laughter turns into shock, as Death Trap is on the second turnbuckle with Williams on his shoulders! Death Trap shouts at the crowd, as he leans back and slams Williams down hard!
Carlos: And Death Trap takes advantage of the situation!
Chris Williams is bent in half, as Death Trap hooks both legs of the U.S Champion. 1-2-Williams kicks out! Death Trap rolls off Chris Williams, wondering what he can do to keep the champion down. Death Trap rolls out of the ring and grabs the chair from the timekeeper. Death Trap slides the chair in the ring, and slides in. Death Trap climbs to his feet and bends over to kick it up, as Chris Williams climbs to his feet. Both men are on their feet and Death Trap swings the chair, but Williams ducks and bounces on the second rope. Williams turns around going for a clothesline, but Death Trap plants the chair right in the head of Williams, knocking him down hard! Williams is out on the floor, and Death Trap covers him. The referee starts the count; 1-2-Williams gets his foot on the bottom rope! Death Trap stands up and celebrates, but the referee stops him, telling him that Williams got his foot on the bottom rope. Death Trap gets in an argument with the official, as Chris Williams is slowly climbing up to his feet. Chris Williams is up to his feet and runs Death Trap, but Death Trap superkicks him! Death Trap looks at the referee and tells him something, as Death Trap picks up the chair and places it in the center of the ring. Death Trap drags Chris Williams on top of it, and walks to the nearest turnbuckle. Death Trap goes through the middle rope and climbs up to the top, in position for an aerial maneuver. Death Trap stands up and then flies off going for a frog splash, but at the last second Chris Williams moves out of the way, causing Death Trap to smash into the chair! Death Trap bounces off holding his stomach, as Chris Williams is on his stomach, slowly pushing himself up. Chris Williams climbs up to his feet and walks over to Death Trap, and lifts him up. Williams turns Death Trap facing away from him, and grabs him in a waistlock. Williams goes for a german suplex, but Death Trap rolls himself forward for a roll up, but doesnt make the cover as he turns around and locks on the Oblivion!
Carlos: The Oblivion! This is one of Death Traps signature moves, and as he leans back more pressure gets put on the back of Williams. Great move by Death Trap as now Williams is riving in pain.
Chris Williams is riving in pain, as Death Trap leans back to apply more pressure on the back of Williams. Chris Williams is in pain, and Death Trap shows no signs of letting the move go. Death Trap leans back some more, just putting the right amount of pressure on the back of Williams. Williams grabs onto the ropes to lift himself up, as the referee asks Death Trap to break the hold. Death Trap releases the hold on Williams, but grabs the steel chair. Death Trap calls for Chris Williams to climb to his feet, as Williams grabs onto the second rope. Death Trap swings the chair once Chris Williams turns around, but Williams ducks and when Death Trap turns back around Williams hits the Energize sending the chair right into the face of Death Trap! Death Trap falls to the mat holding his face, and Chris Williams rolls out of the ring. Once again Chris Williams goes under the ring, but he seems to found what he wanted as he pulls out a table!
Carlos: Tables dont equal something good.
Williams lifts the table and slides it into the ring, and then follows. Chris Williams slowly climbs to his feet and lifts the table, and sets it up in the center of the ring. Chris Williams lifts up Death Trap, and rolls him onto the table. Chris Williams walk to the turnbuckle and goes through the middle rope, but then rests, wasting valuable time. Chris Williams shakes his head, blood dripping down his face, as Chris Williams makes it to the top rope. Chris Williams seems to have lost a lot of blood, as he sits down on the top rope, resting some more. Chris Williams wipes the blood off his face, not even realizing that Death Trap has gotten off the table! Once Williams finishes wiping his face Death Trap runs and leaps onto the third turnbuckle. Death Trap goes for the Final Judgment, but when Death Trap goes to pull Williams down, Williams holds him up, and Death Trap falls to the top rope facing the crowd. Williams grabs both arms of Death Trap, and flies off the top rope hitting a Downfall through the table! The crowd jumps to their feet as the table is shattered to pieces, and Williams arm is draped over Death Trap. The referee makes the count, 1-2-3!
Winner and still the XHF United States Heavyweight Champion: The Energy Chris Williams
Carlos: Fabulous match with a fabulous ending!
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, with the XWF World Heavyweight Title around his waist, and the WWO Title around his right shoulder. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes into the ring. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck begins unstrapping his XWF Title, and giving it to him, as Destruction takes the WWO Title off his shoulder into his hand.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both XWF and WWO Titles up in the air, with a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He looks around the arena, and then throws his titles up in the air, doing his taunt. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponent, as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
Carlos: How is Destruction feeling after that prank from Gravedigger?
King: Hurt?
Carlos: AH!
King: Oh hey, yeah Im filling in for Ishnari, they told me you sucked going into this by yourself.
Carlos: Aw
*Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. GD then Proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring GD gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. GD then gets on the opposite Turnbuckle and raises both his arms, after about a few seconds GD lowers both his arms and looks at the crowd before getting down.*
Carlos: Gravedigger seems to be proving that he does deserve to be in the XHF, by defeating all great XHF superstars.
King: First Rage and maybe tonight Destructiona BIG maybe.
Destruction vs. Gravedigger
*The two men circle each other in the ring. GD moves but Tylene grabs his leg for a second. GD turns to look and Destruction hits him from behind with a big boot. He stomps away at GD mercilessly. He picks up GD and starts punching him back into the corner. He backs up and goes in for a splash but GD dodges and tosses Des head first into the ring post. Des bounces to GD where they grapple in the center of the ring. Des turns his back to the ref and hits a low blow and gets the advantage. GD collapses into Destructions arms. Des hits a knee to the face followed by a DDT. He pins. 1 . . . kick out. Des is mesmerized and picks up GD. GD sends a punch at Des who blocks and tries for an Irish Whip. GD reverses and sends Des off the ropes and into a sleeper hold. Des pushes back knocking GD into the ref. The ref spins and while his back is turned Des sends another low blow to GD. GD falls down and Des picks him up and hits a suplex. He taunts to the crowd and laughs. The ref warns him to watch where he moves. Des starts stomping GD.*
Carlos: Again the cheating tactics by Destruction start.
King: Cheating rules, like that guy in that big federationyou knowthat Mexican guy.
*GD rolls out of the ring. Destruction follows. The ref counts. 1 . . . Des picks up GD and whips him but GD reverses Des into the barricade. 2 . . . Des bounces to GD who hits a drop toehold onto the steel ring steps. 3 . . . 4 . . . 5 . . . GD rolls into the ring. 6 . . . 7 . . . Des follows and is greeted by stomps. Des uses the ropes to pull himself up. GD hits a spinebuster. They stand and trade punches. Des gets the upper hand and begins to move GD to the corner again. GD ducks one and hits a full nelson slam. GD goes up top. Des stands right into a Maven style super missile dropkick. GD slowly moves to his feet. He stomps on Des and locks in a figure four-leg lock. Des howls in pain. He tries to escape and then lies on the mat. 1 . . . 2 . . . he sits up. He starts moving and pulls himself to the bottom rope. GD breaks the hold. He grabs Destructions left leg and lifts himself up vertical and comes down with a knee on the leg. He does this three times then does it to the other leg. Des pokes him in the eye and retreats to the corner where he stands. GD charges right into an elbow to the face. Des now hits a cradle piledriver. Both men stay down. The ref counts. At 8 GD is up. He picks up Des who hits a poke to the eyes and a knee to the face. He covers. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Des yells at the ref that it was three. GD stands up and hits a German Suplex. He rolls through into a second, rolls through for a third but Des hooks GDs waist and stops him. So GD smirks and alters it into a reverse powerbomb. He pins 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. GD backs to the corner to gain his breath. He charges at Des but he pulls the ref in the way and GD hits the ref with a clothesline. Des laughs and stands . . . right into a superkick. GD looks down and the ref is out. He sighs and turns but Des is up and hits a low blow and then hits the Eve of Destruction. He pins . . . no ref. Des goes out and gets a chair. He slides in to hit GD but GD slowly moves and hits a low blow and pushes the chair away. He pushes up but Des stomps him and revives the ref.*
King: Go Destruction!
*Des pins. 1 . . . . . 2 . . . . . kick out! Des picks up GD and spits in his face. He starts punching GD when out of nowhere GD blocks and fires back a few of his own. He beats him to the ropes and hits an Irish Whip. He then hits a spinebuster. Both men are down. At 6 GD is up. Des comes to him and starts to punch but GD blocks. He picks up Des but Des slides off and hits a neck breaker. GD rolls to his feet. Des kicks him but GD catches it and pulls him into a Sky High. GD collapses. He crawls over and pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . KICK OUT! GD looks pissed. GD picks up Des and whips him. Des ducks a clothesline but is hit with a superkick on the return. GD is about to pin when he stops. He walks to Destructions legs and laughs. He locks in . . . THE BREAKING POINT!*
Carlos: How I ironic.
King: I dontah! I get it!
*GD sits back and pulls. Des screams. He keeps reaching for the ropes but no use. He keeps refusing to tap. Des starts to get near the ropes. GD pulls him back to the center of the ring. The ref checks for a KO. He lifts the arm . . . it falls, again . . . it falls . . . again . . . he holds it up! Des wont die. GD sits all the way. Des grimaces in pain and finally taps out.*
Winner: Gravedigger
Carlos: And Gravedigger gets the win at Breaking Pointwith the Breaking Point!
King: Man, that rules.
*Gravedigger is celebrating. Des rolls out, slides a chair into the ring and comes back in with a sledgehammer. GD turns and Des swings but GD ducks and kicks him in the gut. He hits Des with the sledgehammer! He looks and sees the chair and calls to the crowd. He picks up Des. He goes up top and hits a Free Fall onto the chair and exits to Suffocate.*
King: Man that doesnt rule.
Carlos: Destruction shouldnt have tried to cheap shot Gravedigger.
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "Monolith" by Stone Sour is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back, with his long black trench coat and sunglasses, and his wife Annette right behind him. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
"Is this wrong of me? I've come so far, so fast.
I'm in the dark about a lot of things.
Seems so real - TO ME!
I'VE CONSECRATED!
I WISH THAT I COULD HATE IT
I SAW MY BLOODY HANDS COME CLEAN...BEFORE MY EYES!
And I hear my wants and needs again, can you help me?
And I hear a different kind again, someone stop me.
And I feel the strain inside my mind, am I crazy?
And I need to shed my skin, reveal this monolith within."
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and look around, and then Charlie hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring. Annette walks up the ring steps, as Charlie holds the second and third rope for her, leading her into the ring. Charlie then climbs up the second rope, looking around at the arena. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, as Annette slowly takes off his trench coat revealing his wrestling attire. Annette puts the sunglasses in the pocket of the trench coat, and places it on the turnbuckle, as Charlie waits for his opponent*
Carlos: Charlie Velez has a BIG opportunity tonight. If he plays his cards right, he can possibly become the youngest X*Crown Champion in this history of this business.
King: Hes already amazing, so that would make him even more amazing.
*The opening riffs of "Shadow Of A Man" by Mudvayne hits the XtremeTron. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo and winning the XHF Phoenix Champion, as well as him winning the 8 Man Battle Royal for the X*Crown Championship, along with clips of his title defenses thereafter. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays.*
Mirror mirror upon the wall I'm asking you,
Who is the most confused of them all?
Mirror mirror subservient twin screams back
At me "You".
You sick flawless mime, I want to break you
Yeah, you're a clever one...
*The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where Diamond now stands with the RWF World Heavyweight Title and BDDWF Ultimate Title on each shoulder, with the ECF Heavyweight Championship around his waist, with a cocky grin on his face. Diamond grabs the XWA World Heavyweight Title and PCW Primetime Title, and holds them up in the air as two white pyros explode from the stage, while Desyree stands there with the ZWEF World Heavyweight Title and the BWF World Heavyweight Title in each hand. They start to walk down to the ring, as Diamond struts with all his gold.*
Is this a tool, can I step through, to find
Another plane,
Or just a shadow of a man
A superficial tool, to support the vanity,
Of weak, when you don't love yourself
*Diamond then climbs up on the apron, and holds the title in his left hand in his right with the other, so he can hold the rope down for Desyree, as she walks up the stairs and climbs under the ropes into the ring, with Diamond getting in afterward. He climbs up to the turnbuckle, and raises the two titles in the air again, as his music fades out.*
Carlos: But Diamond as of late is the man, nobody seems to be able to beat Diamond. Hes that good.
King: But Velez is better, and thats a fact.
X*Crown Championship
"The Future" Charlie Velez vs. Diamond
*Velez and Diamond, these two finely tuned athletes look ready to go. They move in for a lock up in the middle of the ring but Velez suddenly ducks down and takes out Diamond with a drop toehold. Velez quick onto the back of Diamond, slapping him in the back of the head before jumping back up to his feet. Diamond quick up as well and begins to stare a hole through Velez who is seemingly laughing in his face with that big smile he's showing off. Velez raises his hand in the air, challenging Diamond to a test of strength. Diamond accepts, grabbing the hand of Velez and then the other. Diamond looks to be gaining the upper hand but Velez quickly puts a stop to it, getting the knees up into the stomach of Diamond. Velez locks in a side headlock but Diamond quick to shove him away, into the ropes. Velez comes back and receives a shoulder from Diamond, knocking him onto his back. Diamond runs into the ropes and leaps over Velez, who is on his hands and knees, into the far ropes. Diamond comes back but Velez catches him with a back body drop. Velez running to the ropes now and comes back, connecting with a dropkick/lariat type move (think Jeff Hardy's Poetry in Motion) to the chin of Diamond. Down goes the champion. Diamond is quick up as Velez is charging once again. Diamond sees him coming and tosses him up in the air, looking for the Diamond Cutter but Velez lands on his feet and slides out to the outside.*
Carlos: Charlie staying far away as possible from that Diamond Cutter.
King: I concur.
Carlos: Now I remember why Congo removed you from this spot.
*Diamond looks to follow him out there but the referee cuts him off and begins the ten count to Velez. Once at three, Diamond leaves the ring from the other side and is coming around towards Velez. Velez takes off around to the other side of the ring before sliding in. Diamond is quick to follow as he slides back into the ring as well. Quick to his feet and receives a nicely executed dropkick for his troubles. Diamond stumbles back between the top and middle rope and lands on the ring apron. Diamond is pulling himself up, once up Velez strikes with a spinning wheel kick, knocking Diamond to the outside. Velez looks down at Diamond and back up to the turnbuckle. He climbs the turnbuckle, waiting for Diamond to pull himself up. Diamond gets up and is nailed with a cross body from the top rope to the outside by Charlie Velez! Diamond is down, and Velez is feeling the effects as well, he is back up but hunched over and holding his stomach area. The referees back in and is beginning the ten count. 1...Velez is up and is leaning against the ring apron trying to catch his breath after that high risk...2...3...4...Diamond is up and is standing beside the ring steps. Velez charges looking for a spear like move into those steps but Diamond steps aside and Velez goes shoulder first into the steel steps!...5...6...after the steps have been sent soaring due to the impact, Diamond rolls Velez back in and once at 7 Diamond slides in as well. Diamond now, thinking he wants to focus in on that shoulder of Velez, but weak on submissions his choices are limited. He drags Velez over to the ropes, resting his arm across the bottom rope. Diamond begins to bounce on the rope before leaping up and his body weight landing right on that arm of Velez! He does a second, and a third time! That is when Velez rolls over, on top of his arm protecting it from Diamond.*
King: Is Diamond trying to take Charlie Velez out of wrestling?
Carlos: Yes.
*Diamond picks up Velez, sends him into the ropes. Velez ducks down and continues running into the far ropes. He comes back and takes down Diamond with a hard clothesline! Diamond's head smacking hard off the mat but Velez drops down to his knees as well, holding that arm and shoulder. He gives it a shake and decides to move on, back up to his feet, Diamond is to his knees. Velez picks up Diamond and leans him against the turnbuckle. Velez strikes with a few right hands to the head of Diamond. He then proceeds with the Irish Whip into the far corner. Velez tries to follow up, charging towards him and goes to drive his shoulders into the stomach of Diamond but Diamond sidesteps and Velez goes shoulder first into that steel ring post, the same shoulder that went into the ring steps! Velez remains leaning over the middle turnbuckle, shoulder right up against the ring post. Diamond drops down behind, goes for the roll-up 1...2...Velez kicks out! Diamond and Velez both slower to their feet now as they get up at about the same time. Velez goes for the ring but Diamond ducks down, Velez turned right around. Diamond drives his knee into the lower back of Velez, causing him to bend backwards. Diamond grabs hold, Sharp Edge! Diamond not into the cover right away as he moves slightly over, draping the arm over Velez. 1...hook of the leg...2....Velez just gets the shoulder up! Diamond sits up, mouth wide and his face buried in his hands, he thought it was over, but Velez just able to kick out. Diamond now, staying on the attack, dragging Velez into the corner. He lays him across and begins to climb up to the top. Diamond signals to the crowd who are now up on their feet for Diamond. Diamond drops down with the split legged moonsault! Diamond jumps right up and is hopping around the ring, holding his stomach after landing down on top of Velez. But he quickly realizes he has his man down and needs to make the cover. He falls on Velez for the cover, 1...2...Velez gets his foot on the ropes! Again Diamond sitting up in disbelief, and at the same time, obviously in pain as he is holding the stomach area.*
King: Velez wont go down, he wants that X*Crown so bad.
*Diamond gets up while Velez is slowly pulling himself up via the ropes. Diamond waits for Velez to get up, he runs into the ropes but gets caught on the way back, a sit out spinebuster from Velez! Diamond rolls over and off, Velez from his sitting position simply falls back, both men are down. Diamond who is first down on the mat begins to lift his head as Velez rolls over onto his knees. Diamond is able to pull himself up to his knees as Velez is to his feet. Velez grabs him by the head and sets him up between his legs. A sitout powerbomb this time from Velez and this time he is able to hang on for the cover. 1...2...Diamond kicks out this time! Velez falls back and lays there a moment, still recovering from earlier. Velez however, is the first one up. This time it's Velez running into the ropes as Diamond gets to his feet. Diamond tosses him up, Diamond Cutter! Diamond Cutter to Velez! Velez is down, arms and legs spread as though he's out cold. But the move came from desperation out of Diamond and he can't make the cover, he's down as well. Diamond slowly crawling over and it doesn't take too long before Diamond drapes the arm over the chest of Velez. 1...2....3! No! Velez just kicked out of the Diamond Cutter!*
King: Thats what Im talking about!
Carlos: That Charlie wants the X*Crown a lot?
*Both men remain down for quite some time before both pulling themselves up to their knees and finally to their feet. Diamond looking for the right hand, blocked by Velez. Velez tries to return but it's blocked by Diamond. Diamond gets the second attempt in and the third, Velez is back up against the ropes now. Diamond comes in looking for the clothesline but Velez ducks under. Diamond stops in his tracks before he hits the ropes, turns and is struck hard with a superkick from Velez! You could hear that superkick ringing throughout the arena as Diamond stumbles back through the ropes and all the way to the outside! Velez drops to his knees and decides to just go the rest of the way as he rolls to the apron and steps down to the outside. Diamond fires back at him with a right hand into the stomach of Velez. Another one sends Velez back a few steps. Diamond steps up and moves in behind Velez, neckbreaker takes him down on the outside! The referee's count is at seven as Diamond rolls in and rolls back out, interrupting the count. Diamond stands there at the apron as Velez is to his knees. Diamond goes to pick up Velez but instead receives a thumb to the eye! Velez charges in towards Diamond who sees him at the last moment and tosses him up into the air. By grabbing on to the top rope, Velez is able to land on the ring apron. He jumps off the ring apron, with his back to Diamond, comes out in front of him and takes him down with a Hurricanrana!*
King: Spectacular move by Charlie.
*Diamond is down on the outside now as Velez rolls back into the ring to interrupt the count this time. Velez steps back out onto the apron and comes back down with a moonsault to Diamond on the outside! Velez is now taking it to the champion, the momentum beginning to shift! Velez picks up Diamond and rolls him back into the ring. Velez climbs back up onto the apron and waits for Diamond to climb to his feet. Charlie stands on the apron, staring at his opponent. He then springboards over the third rope, twisting himself around so he lands on the second rope. He bounces off the second rope and twists to Diamond like a twisting crossbody, but catches him in a tornado DDT, it's the Unforgiven from Charlie Velez! That's gotta be it! 1...2...3 No! This time it's Diamond just, JUST kicking out before the count of three! Charlie can't believe it as he gets up in the face of the referee, the two having a heated discussion over the count. Charlie arguing it was a three. Meanwhile Diamond has managed to pull himself up and is sitting perched on that top rope. He waits for Velez to turn around and when he does, Diamond comes off the top, Hurricanrana! Velez bounces right back up, dazed, seemingly out on his feet. Diamond decides to toss him up, another Diamond Cutter from Diamond! Diamond slow into the cover but is able to drape the arm over the chest of Velez. This one has to be it. 1...2...Velez gets his foot on the bottom rope! He kicked out of a second Diamond Cutter!*
King: Two Diamond Cutters and Charlie is still up. I smell a new X*Crown Champion
Carlos: I wouldnt be surprised if it happened.
*Both men slow to their feet. Diamond gets in the face of Velez with a few rights, backing him up against the ropes. Diamond tries to whip him across into the far ropes but Velez reverses and sends Diamond in. Diamond comes back and Velez turns him over for a powerslam turning it into the Real Deal! There it is the Real Deal from Velez! Diamond is down, arms and legs spread as though he's out cold but Velez bounces back up and signals to the crowd that it's over! The fans give him a negative response as he picks up Diamond and places him on his shoulders. He spins him around to a tombstone piledriver position before stepping in front of Diamonds arms. Velez strikes with the Casualty to Society II!!!*
King: Yes!
*That's it, it's over. Velez has the title won. He begins to crawl over towards Diamond. He gets about two or three away and drapes the arm over the chest of Diamond. Referee in position, 1...2...3! No! Much like Velez earlier, Diamond will not go down! He just gets the shoulder up as the referee was about to strike the mat for three! Velez lay face down on the mat, Diamond is face up, both breathing heavily, and neither one making any movements. The fans get are still up, as they have been for this entire match and are now beginning to chant "Let's Go Diamond *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap*" The referee now at 4 with his ten count. Velez and Diamond now both beginning to show some movements here and climb up to their feet. 6...7...8...9...Velez is up, Diamond not far behind. Both men up and we're back to square one. Velez a right hand to Diamond. Diamond staggers back but comes back in with a knee to the gut of Velez. Diamond sends Velez into the ropes, and when he comes back it's the third Diamond Cutter from Diamond to Velez in this match!!! Diamond slow to react for the cover after the move and instead pulls himself up to his feet. Diamond steps onto the apron, realizing the first two Diamond Cutters didn't keep Velez down, he's going for more. Diamond, slowly, but surely climbing up to the top. Diamond, with his back to the middle of the ring, Velez is all the way out in the middle of the ring! Diamond leaps from the top, Air Diamond to Velez! Diamond remains on top of him for the cover. 1...2...3!*
Winner and still X*Crown Champion: Diamond
King: No!
Carlos: And Diamond retains his X*Crown. Diamond is a true champion, and tonight he might have proved that he deserves to be champion with this match.
*The crowd jumps to their feet as Diamond rolls off of Velez and lay next to him, both face up on the mat. The referee raises the hand of Diamond, but does not bring him his titles (there are just too many to carry over at once) and lets it drop back down as Desyree and Annette slide into the ring. Annette checking on Velez, Desyree on Diamond. Desyree helps Diamond out of the ring, and is carrying his title as they exit up the ramp, leaving Annette and Charlie in the ring. Annette is able to help Velez back up and the crowd gives him a standing ovation as well for his performance. Charlie and Annette now taking their turn to exit up the ramp.*
Carlos: KingKinggod dammit. WellIm the last commentator standing, and next were going to see the Last man standing.
*Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana plays over the PA and Raven makes his way down the ramp and gets up on the apron and turnbuckles and spreads his arms like wings to the crowd. He takes off his jacket and gets in the ring and sits in the corner waiting for his opponent to come out.*
Carlos: Raven just seems so out of place in this match.
*The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, laser pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.*
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
*A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke, first thing to be seen is the shiny XHF Title, and through it all, out walks Reeshi, revealing that very title over his shoulder. Reeshi is greeted with the boos from the fans, he takes it all in, ignoring every one of them with the exception of one where he stops along the side of the entranceway and taunts the fan. Once down the ramp Reeshi reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms, the XHF Title in one hand, into the air, showboating to hate filled fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring, adjusting the title on his shoulder, giving it a pat here or there, letting everybody know that the title belongs to him.*
XHF World Heavyweight Championship
-Last Man Standing Match-
Reeshi vs. Raven
Raven stays sitting in his corner staring at Reeshi, as Reeshi tells him to stand up. Raven rubs his chin and climbs up to his feet, and walks up to Reeshi. They tie up, but Raven is pushed down. Raven rolls to his knees still staring at Reeshi. Reeshi tells Raven to come up to him again, so Raven stands up to his feet and walks to Reeshi and they tie up again, and once again Raven is knocked down. Raven stands up and runs to Reeshi, but gets knocked down with a huge right hand! Raven shoots back up and gets knocked down with another right hand, which send Raven out of the ring. Raven stands on the outside and just stares at Reeshi, who taunts him in the ring. Raven is upset by the taunts and slides into the ring, and charges at Reeshi with a clothesline. Reeshi fucks, and when Rave turns around delivers a right hand, sending Raven a corner. Reeshi begins pounding Raven in the corner, each shot taken Raven down to the mat. Raven falls to the mat holding his face after the punches, and the referee starts a ten count. The referee gets to four before Raven gets up, and Reeshi is there to send huge forearms to his back. Raven falls to his knees after the shot, but is lifted up by Reeshi. Knife-edge chops by Reeshi, and Reeshi is in full control of the match. Reeshi grabs the arm of Raven and goes to whip him into the ropes, but Raven reverses, sending Reeshi sternum first in the top turnbuckle. Reeshi bounces back holding his chest, as Raven runs to the ropes, and knocks Reeshi down with a clothesline. Raven rolls out of the ring and grabs Reeshi by the foot, and drags him out of the ring. Reeshi hits the padding hard, but Raven lifts him up, and turns Reeshi facing away from him. Raven grabs the shoulder of Reeshi and places his right leg in front of Reeshis left, and hits a russian leg sweep, crashing into the railing! Reeshi groans in pain, as Raven sits up and stomps on his chest. After the sixth kick to the chest, Raven orders the referee to execute the ten count. The referee gets to five when Reeshi begins to move, and Raven stomps on the XHF Champion. Raven lifts Reeshi up to his feet and slaps him across the face, and then tosses Reeshi into the ring steps. Reeshi hits the ring steps hard, as Raven does his signature taunt. The crowd boos him, but he doesnt acknowledge them, as he stares a hole into Reeshi. Raven runs to Reeshi trying to drive a knee into his face, but at the last second Reeshi moves out of the way, causing Raven to smash the ring steps hard and fall over the ring steps holding his knee!
Carlos: Raven wasted too much time taunting to the crowd that Reeshi was able to catch his breath. Remember kids, if you grow up to be a wrestler, DONT TAUNT THE FANS.
Raven holds his knee and is groaning in pain, as Reeshi stands to his feet and sees his wounded opponent. Reeshi walks over to Raven and lifts him up to his feet by the collar of his t-shirt, and then throws him against the railing! Raven falls on his upper back, as Reeshi follows with swift kicks to his chest. Reeshi then grabs Raven by the neck, and drags him up the ramp way. Reeshi reaches the Breaking Point stage as he lifts up Raven, up to his shoulder. Reeshi looks around at the arena and runs to the steel pole supporting the Breaking Point stage, sending Ravens head right into it! Reeshi doesnt release Raven though, instead he drives him down with a huge running powerslam onto the concrete. Raven is in pain, and Reeshi seems to be enjoying it as he has a big grin on his face. The referee starts the count, as Reeshi stands up and goes to the other side of the stage, looking for something. The referee is up to seven when Raven finally makes it to his feet, and Reeshi is seen carrying a big steel pole! Reeshi walks up to Raven and takes a swing, but Raven ducks, causing Reeshi to hit the steel support holding the Breaking Point stage. Raven falls to his knees and when Reeshi is in position, low blows him. Reeshi falls to the floor holding his groin area, as Raven stands up, and wipes the hair out of his face. Raven runs and stomps Reeshi in the chest, but then goes to his legs and grabs his ankles. Reeshi is dragged to the steel support with both legs at each side of it. Raven looks around and grins at the arena, and then pulls Reeshi, crushing Reeshis private area! Reeshi screams in pain and Raven is laughing, looking happy with the vicious assault. Raven yells for the referee to start the count, as he does. The referee is up to eight when Reeshi grabs onto the steel support and pulls himself up. Raven runs to Reeshi and knocks him down with a clothesline, yelling at Reeshi once he hits the floor. Raven lifts Reeshi up, not letting the referee start the count, and turns Reeshi away from him. Raven grabs Reeshi for a russian leg sweep and pulls back, causing Reeshis head to crash against the steel support!
Carlos: Ouch! Is Raven trying to kill Reeshi?
Raven sits up and looks down at Reeshi, who is holding his head. Raven shakes his head and then climbs up to his feet, and walks to the back. The referee starts the ten count on Reeshi, when suddenly Raven comes out with a table! Raven sets the table up against the Breaking Point set, and walks over and lifts Reeshi up. Raven tells that fans what he is going to do to Reeshi, and he applies a front facelock, and throws his arm back in position for a suplex. Raven lifts Reeshi up for a suplex, but Reeshi floats over behind Raven. Raven turns around and Reeshi lifts him up to his shoulders, and drives Raven through the table with a Oreeshinator!
Carlos: What strength by Reeshi! This is his opportunity to keep Raven down for good, and retain the XHF Championship that he loves dearly.
Both Reeshi and Raven are down, and the referee executes the ten count. The referee gets to five when both men begin to move, and get to nine when both are on their feet. Reeshi and Raven trade punches, but Raven drives a knee into the stomach of Reeshi. Reeshi is bent over and Raven runs and lifts a knee up, smashing it into Reeshis face. Reeshi falls back holding his face, as Raven stands over him, thinking of what he can do next. Raven looks at the broken table pieces and walks up to them, and picks one up. Reeshi begins to sit up and Raven stands and waits for him. Reeshi finally stands all the way to his feet and turns to Raven, and Raven hits Reeshi over the head with the broken table piece! Reeshi doesnt fall down though, and Raven swings and hits Reeshi once again in the head! Reeshi is now barely able to stand, and Raven curses at him, and takes a huge swing, breaking the table piece of Reeshis head! Reeshi falls to the floor almost unconscious, and Raven stands over him, hoping to win the XHF Championship. The referee starts the count1-2-3-4-5-7-8-Reeshi begins moving! Raven is furious so he leaps onto Reeshi, and begins sending huge forearms into his face. Raven lifts Reeshi up to his feet and sets him up for the Evenflow DDT, but Reeshi begins punching Raven in the ribs. Raven sends a huge forearm into the back of Reeshi, stopping him from punching Raven in the ribs. Raven holds his free arm up and taunts the crowd, but Reeshi uses all his strength to lift Raven over his head and smash Ravens back into the concrete floor with a northern lights suplex! Reeshi sits up and Raven screams in pain, holding his back. The referee starts the count, as Raven is still on the floor screaming in pain. Reeshi is obviously the first to his feet as he looks down at Raven, who is barely moving. The referee is up to eight, when Raven finally makes it to his feet.
Carlos: What will keep either man down? I know its for the XHF Championship, but a match like this can end careers. We saw that brutal Ultimate St. Louis No Way Out match, and Goldbergs career is over, and Rats could be close to over. This Last Man Standing match can ruin Ravens and Reeshis career, and take away from us two great athletes.
Reeshi punches Raven in the face, causing him to stumble back. Raven begins to crawl to the ring, but Reeshi grabs him by the ankle and drags him towards him, when suddenly The Xtreme Warrior and Lodi attack Reeshi from behind! Reeshi falls to the ground and they both stomp on him, giving time for Raven to stand up to his feet. Raven is finally all the way up, as he orders Warrior and Lodi to bring Reeshi to the ring. They both pick up Reeshi and drag him to the ring, and roll him in. Raven, Lodi and The Xtreme Warrior all enter the ring, and begin to stomp on Reeshi. When Raven is satisfied he orders them to stop, and tells The Xtreme Warrior to climb to the top rope. The Warrior nods, and walks to the nearest turnbuckle. The Xtreme Warrior makes it all the way to the top, and then flies off connecting with a Forecast onto Reeshi! Reeshi seems to be down, as Raven screams at the referee to make the count. The referee starts the count, and all three members of the Flock count along with him. The referees count stops, after Reeshi makes his way up at the count of eight! Raven kicks Reeshi in the stomach and he and The Xtreme Warrior beat on him, as Lodi goes to the outside and grabs a steel chair. Lodi throws the chair into the ring and then follows, as Raven picks up the chair. Raven unfolds the chair and places Reeshis head on the seat. The Flock lift Reeshi up with the chair wrapped around his neck, until The Naturals run down the ramp!
Carlos: The Naturals are here to save Reeshi! We saw earlier Lodi and The Xtreme Warrior defeat The Naturals for the XHF Tag Team Championship, and now The Naturals seem to want revenge!
They both slide into the ring and attack Lodi and The Xtreme Warrior. Raven attacks Mikey from behind, taking advantage of Reeshi being down. As all this is happening Reeshi is climbing to his feet, and unwraps the chair from his neck. Lodi knocks Ricky down with a clothesline and turns around, and gets knocked out with a steel chair from Reeshi! Reeshi then hits The Xtreme Warrior in the back with the chair, and cracks the skull of Raven with a vicious chairshot! All three Flock members seem to be out, as The Naturals climb to their feet. They see that The Flock is down and begin stomping on them, but all of a sudden Reeshi hits Mikey Henderson in the back with the chair! Ricky Vespucci turns around to see what just happened, but gets smacked across the head with a steel chair!
Carlos: What did Reeshi do that for!? The Naturals came down to save him!
Reeshi points to himself, nodding his head and screaming at The Naturals. Reeshi turns his head to see Raven is climbing up to his feet, and Reeshi drops the steel chair. Reeshi grabs Raven by the throat and begins to scream at him, but then bends Raven over. Reeshi places Raven between his legs and grabs his waist. Reeshi lifts Raven up, and drives his back into the steel chair with a huge powerbomb! Raven screams in pain, as Reeshi is on his knees staring at Raven. Raven shakes his head, still screaming from that powerbomb. Reeshi punches Raven in the face, knocking him all the way to his back. Reeshi rolls out of the ring, and flips the apron. Reeshi suddenly then pulls out a table! Reeshi sets the table on the outside, and then rolls into the ring. Reeshi punches Raven once again in the face, and then lifts him up. Raven is once again placed between the legs of Reeshi, and Reeshi suddenly points to the table! Reeshi goes to pick up Raven, but Raven pulls himself down, and low blows Reeshi! Reeshi is bent over and Raven stands up, and drives Reeshi head first into the steel chair with a Evenflow DDT! Reeshi lies with his face against the chair, as Raven is on his back next to him. Both men are down, and the referee starts the count. When the referee reaches seven both men begin to move, and up to nine both men are up to their feet. Raven kicks Reeshi in the stomach and then whips him into the ropes, but misses a clothesline. Reeshi stands behind Raven, and once Raven turns around Reeshi sends his boot into the stomach of Raven. Raven is bend over and Reeshi hooks both of the arms of Raven. Reeshi pulls Raven up and flips him over onto his shoulders, and throws Raven over the ropes and threw the table with a double underhook powerbomb!
Carlos: Ah dios!
Raven lies on the broken table pieces motionless, as Reeshi stumbles into a sitting position. Reeshi stares at Raven, as the referee executes the count. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!
Winner and still XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Reeshi
Carlos: And Reeshi retains his Championship! Reeshi now can say that he is the best in this business in any match against any type of opponent.
Reeshi stands up and holds his arms up, as the XHF Championship is handed to the referee. The referee gives the Championship to Reeshi and he holds it up in the air, as Breaking Point comes to an end.