Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 2, 2017 4:51:33 GMT -5
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The XtremeTron shows "ANARCHY INC.!" in red and green lettering. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Carlos: Welcome to Bonafide Homicide everybody, and my partner Ishnari and I are ready for a big night.
Ishnari: This is Bonafide Homicide and just like the title says, someone's gonna die! That's right motherfucker, someone's gonna die!
The opening riffs of "The Crown" by Ja Rule hits the XtremeTron. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo and winning the XHF Phoenix Champion, as well as him winning the 8 Man Battle Royal for the X*Crown Championship, along with clips of his title defenses thereafter. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where Diamond now stands with the RWF World Heavyweight Title and BDDWF Ultimate Title on each shoulder, with the ECF Heavyweight Championship around his waist, with a cocky grin on his face. Diamond grabs the XWA World Heavyweight Title and PCW Primetime Title, and holds them up in the air as two white pyros explode from the stage, while Desyree stands there with the ZWEF World Heavyweight Title and the BWF World Heavyweight Title in each hand. They start to walk down to the ring, as Diamond struts with all his gold.
Diamond then climbs up on the apron, and holds the title in his left hand in his right with the other, so he can hold the rope down for Desyree, as she walks up the stairs and climbs under the ropes into the ring, with Diamond getting in afterward. He climbs up to the turnbuckle, and raises the two titles in the air again, as his music fades out.
Carlos: Here is our X*Crown Champion, he seems to be in good shape and ready to go tonight.
Ishnari: He better be ready to go, because - he's about to go!
*"Mo' Murda" hits the speakers and the XHF crowd starts to go crazy. The ECF Legend Slim Stevie Bone comes walking out. SSB is wearing black and white Camouflage Overalls with black boots and a black du-rag. Stevie Bone is carrying a garbage can full of goodies. He walks down the ramp and puts the garbage can of goodies by the stairs. Slim slides in to the ring and goes to the corner and does his head knock taunt. Stevie Bone slides out of the ring and takes his du-rag off and puts it on a little kids head in the crowd. Stevie than slides in the ring and waits to kick his opponent's ass.*
Carlos: Fo sizzle!
Ishnari: Du-rag!
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Carlos: Hardcore Harry is the true hardcore legend in the XHF, winning the Hardcore title on many different occasions but now hes in a different environment, no weapons in this match, just a normal tag team match.
Ishnari: Yeah, his stupidity will be shown for all to see.
Death Trap and Diamond vs. Slim Stevie Bone and Hardcore Harry
Death Trap and Slim Stevie Bone start off the match. They lock up, and SSB is pushed into the ropes. He flies off DT catches him with a clothesline. SSB rebounds back up, but is hit again. The fans are on their feet as SSB looks up from his knees at Trap. SSB launches himself forward and attacks the knees of Death Trap, and makes a cover. DT kicks out before the two, and both men get up. After a trade of blows, Death Trap takes a turn on into the ropes and is thrown over the head of SSB. SSB falls down, dropping an elbow onto the face of DT and makes the cover. DT kicks out before the two, and SSB applies a headlock before his nemesis can get to his feet. DT fights to the ropes but SSB keeps the hold strong. Slowly, DT rises to his feet, and delivers an elbow to the gut off SSB. DT leg sweeps SSB and makes a tag to Diamond. The two whip SSB off the ropes, and deliver a double flapjack. Diamond covers One, two, Harry breaks the count.
Carlos: Harry doesnt want to lose tonight, he was humiliated on Wednesday at Surefire Suicide, and he doesnt want to be humiliated again.
Ishnari: You reckon he doesn't want to lose? Damn man you must've been doing your homework on this match.
Despite the referee ordering Harry back to his corner, Harry picks up Diamond and slams him down hard. The ring shakes a little and Harry flips off DT from the other side of the ring, merrily returning to the apron. The referee begins his 10 count Diamond and SSB are both up by 7, and SSB knees Diamond in the gut. He props him onto his shoulders, and throws Diamond down in a Death Valley Driver fashion. Diamond turns in the air, and lands flat on his face. SSB picks him up, and slaps, delivers knuckles to the chest. Diamond is driven to the turnbuckle, and Bone backs off. After a short wait, SSB delivers a headbutt to the gut. Diamond falls, sitting in the turnbuckle, cringing in pain. SSB chokes the Anarchy Inc leader with his boot, but is forced to back off. Stevie Bone lifts Diamond and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Diamond bounces out in rebound, and Bone flips him over his head. Bone lifts Diamond, and sets him up for a Falcon Arrow type offense. At the last second, Diamond falls out of the move. The X*Crown Champion whips Stevie Bone into the ropes, and sends him away with a Monkey Flip. Diamond goes after him again, but Bone quickly reaches his corner to tag in Harry. Harry and Diamond stare each other down in the center of the ring, but Harry quickly ends it with a smack to the face. Diamond is whipped off the ropes, and Harry delivers a big boot. Diamond falls out of the ring, where SSB pummels him. Unfortunately for Slim Stevie Bone, Death Trap comes running for him. SSB quickly dodges a clothesline and then delivers a hard right hand to Death Trap. The two exchange blows as the referee yells from the ring.
Carlos: Haha, angry ref!
Ishnari: Stress can kill Carlos.
Harry leaves the ring to help out his partner. Both teams are brawling on the outside, Harry and Stevie Bone on the better side of the fight. Slowly but surely Anarchy Inc begins to take the greater of the exchange, as Diamond and Death Trap smash Harry and SSBs heads into the steel steps in a synchronized fashion. Anarchy Inc, a double suplex onto the outer padding of the ring, lifts Harry. The fan favorites then roll SSB into the ring. A double irish whip results in a clothesline on both Anarchy Inc members, a great retaliation from SSB. All three men are down on the mat. Harry is still outside, laid out. As the three in the ring slowly get up, DT rolls out. He rests on the mat outside as Diamond and Slim Stevie Bone trade blows on the inside. Diamond misses a shot, and SSB sets him up for the Gangstas Paradise Diamond falls out, and lifts up SSB. Diamond nails the Diamond Cutter! One, two, three!
Winners: Diamond and Death Trap
Carlos: And Anarchy Inc. gets the win!
Ishnari: That Diamond Cutter can hit you out of anywhere. All Diamond has to do is to be able to get his feet. He does that so well that's why he's holding gold.
As Anarchy Inc leave, SSB cusses at the ref, noting that he was not the legal man. The referee tells him the decision cannot be changed, and Bone strikes him down.
Carlos: Well, we have a unhappy camper.
Ishnari: Referee's decision is final man he's got to accept that. Sure he was screwed but that happens to me all the time, and I NEVER complain about refs.
Jamiroquais Journey to Arnhemland starts to play, and Ishnari emerges once the track steps up a gear. When the ring announcer calls out his name, Ishnari raises a single arm as he walks down the ramp while being showered from both sides with water and streamers. He travels straight into the center of the ring and allows the referee to check his person for foreign objects.
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "Monolith" by Stone Sour is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back, with his long black trench coat and sunglasses, and his wife Annette right behind him. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
Is this wrong of me? I've come so far, so fast.
I'm in the dark about a lot of things.
Seems so real - TO ME!
I'VE CONSECRATED!
I WISH THAT I COULD HATE IT
I SAW MY BLOODY HANDS COME CLEAN...BEFORE MY EYES!
And I hear my wants and needs again, can you help me?
And I hear a different kind again, someone stop me.
And I feel the strain inside my mind, am I crazy?
And I need to shed my skin, reveal this monolith within."
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and look around, and then Charlie hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring. Annette walks up the ring steps, as Charlie holds the second and third rope for her, leading her into the ring. Charlie then climbs up the second rope, looking around at the arena. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, as Annette slowly takes off his trench coat revealing his wrestling attire. Annette puts the sunglasses in the pocket of the trench coat, and places it on the turnbuckle, as Charlie waits for his opponent(s).*
Ishnari vs. The Future Charlie Velez
The bell rings. Both men circle a bit and Velez goes for a quick clothesline. Ishnari ducks it and shoves Velez into the turnbuckle chest first. From there he clubs Velez in the back a few times, then whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Velez hits it hard and rests on it. Ishnari then dashes at Velez and looks for a clothesline, but Velez moves out of the way and counters with a quick roll up. 1..Kickout. Both men quickly get to their feet as Velez takes down Ish with an Arm Drag and holds on for an Arm Bar. Ish hangs on and lies on his back. He quickly Kips Up and reverses the Arm Bar into a Wrist Lock. Velez turns into it and goes for a Short Clothesline on Ish, but Ish ducks it and hits a Back Drop with a cover. 1..2..Kickout. Ishnari lifts Velez up and goes to whip him, a reversal by Velez as Ish bounces back. Velez takes Ishnari down with a Reverse Elbow but Ish quickly gets to his feet and runs at Velez again. This time Velez lifts Ishnari onto his shoulder as if he was going to hit a powerslam. But Ish falls behind and takes Velez down with a Drop Kick to the back of the knee. Velez falls to the mat and grabs his knee as Ish heads to the legs of Velez. He stops his leg a few times then looks to lock in the Ishnari Lock (1), but Velez kicks Ish into the ropes and hits a rebound Monkey Flip on Ish. He tries to cover but Ishnari is too close to the ropes. Velez lifts Ishnari up and takes him to the turnbuckle, pounding away with right hands. Soon Ish is in the sitting position. Velez stomps him a few times then backs up. He runs at Ish and looks for a Dropkick in the corner, but Ishnari pulls himself out of the way as Velez slams his leg into the bottom turnbuckle, thus injuring his leg more. Velez grabs his knee and rolls in pain as Ishnari hits a quick leg drop and cover. 1..2..Kickout. Ishnari gets to his feet and looks at the turnbuckle. The fans cheer for him as he begins to climb it. But as he begins to balance on the top, Velez pushes the ref into the ropes, causing Ishnari to lose his balance and rack on the top rope. The crowd lets out an 'Ooo' as Velez begins to get to his feet. He walks over and climbs the turnbuckle, grabbing Ishnari's head and looking for a Superplex. He lifts Ishnari up and slams him to the mat. The ref begins to count. 1..2..3..4..5..Both men slowly begin to regain energy. 6..7..8..Velez reaches one knee, then stands up fully as Ishnari does as well. Ishnari throws the first punch, but Velez ducks it and hooks Ishnari for a Reverse DDT. Ishnari battles out and turns to hit a Northern Lights Suplex, with a bridge! 1...2...Kickout! Velez quickly staggers to his feet and pokes Ish in the eye. He whips Ishnari, but Ish reverses. As Velez reaches the ropes, he springboards off and hits a Hurricanrana on Ishnari. He covers. 1...2...Thr...KICKOUT! Velez stumbles to his feet and begins to argue with the ref. Velez then leans on the top rope, looking toward the crowd, shaking his head. What he doesn't notice is Ishnari getting to his feet behind him. Velez turns around and is surprise. He throws a punch at Ish, but Ish ducks and hits the Shoulder Clutch Backdrop Driver! He slowly rolls into the cover. 1...2...THREE!
Winner: Ishnari
Carlos: Mr. Ish wins, yay!
Ishnari quickly rolls out of the ring, tired and battered. He staggers up the ramp as Jamiroquais Journey to Arnhemland starts to play.
*Awake by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly separates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin.*
Carlos: And this man will do anything for the Hardcore Championship, he lives just to have the Hardcore title.
Ishnari: What a waste of a life.
*Fuel by Metallica hits. Flames begin to flow down the aisle, an explosion goes off on top of the ramp as Smash walks out to the ring.*
Carlos: Umhey new guy.
Ishnari: You gotta give the new guys some respect. Every top guy in this promotion had a debut.
*"Medal" begins to play throughout the arena and the crowd chants "You Suck" along with the song as Kurt Angle makes his way onto the ramp with the XHF Hardcore championship around his waist. He stands almost frozen at the top of the ramp before throwing his arms up with his index fingers pointed towards the sky igniting red, white, and blue pyro from the ground into the air in an array of color. Kurt makes his way down the ramp, still with the same mixed reactions... he climbs into the ring and does his signature twirl and then takes off his medals and begins to warm up in the corner of the ring as his music dies out.*
Carlos: What a odd champion Angle is.
Ishnari: Odd? What's that supposed to mean?
Carlos: Angle's a VERY, VERY good wrestler, him using weapons to win a match is just odd to see.
Ishnari: That's where you're wrong because the fact that Angle is in this match means that he is NOT a wrestler.
Triple Threat for the XHF Hardcore Championship
Mr. X vs. Smash vs. Kurt Angle
*X starts it off going right at Smash and taking him down with a stiff right hand. Angle goes behind and hits a dropkick to the back of X who falls into Smashs arms and receives a flapjack into the ring post. Angle now kicks Smash in the gut and hits a jaw crusher. X hits a punch to Angle and then tosses him across the ring with a choke toss. Smash is up and trips up Mr. X. Smash locks in a leg lock. Angle goes to hit a leg drop but Smash moves and he lands on Mr. Xs leg. Smash locks Angle in a side headlock. Angle hits a backdrop but Smash rolls to his feet and hits a clothesline and walks right into a big boot from Mr. X. X picks up Angle and lifts him over his head. He hurls him to the floor. Angle hits his right arm and rolls back first into the barricade. X follows him. He mounts him and starts punching. Out of nowhere Smash comes from the other side near the timekeeper and cracks X over the skull with the title belt.*
Carlos: Smash seems to have Mr. Xs number.
Ishnari: Yyyyyyyup.
*Smash picks up Angle and starts sending hard rights to the face of Angle. He goes for a big boot but Angle blocks and hits a hard left and then lifts Smash and rams him into the steel post back first. He picks up X and starts bouncing his face off the steel steps. Smash is in pain but up and he and Angle hit a double team chokeslam on X. X rolls to his gut as Angle pins but is pulled off into a German Suplex by Smash. Smash taunts to the crowd and goes under the ring. He comes out with his signature lead pipe. He calls Angle to get up and then smashes the pipe into his gut. Smash laughs and smiles at the pipe. He lifts it but X grabs it and Smash turns into a shot to the skull. He looks up in time to see X bend the pipe in half across his knee then toss it away. Smash is furious and tries to get up. He gets to one knee and X moves in but Angle uses Smash as a stool and leaps with a diving clothesline. He picks up X and hits a rolling leg lock. X is in a lot of pain. Smash walks over to the timekeeper and takes a chair. He then hits it across the three legs causing Angle to roll away holding his knees and X to grab his already injured right leg.*
Carlos: JEEZ, Smash is kicking ass in this match.
Ishnari: Smash is really whacking ass with objects don't ya mean?
Carlos: Of course.
*Smash now swings again and hits X across the leg again. He opens the chair slightly and slides Xs right leg inside of it. He goes to Angle and picks him up. He hooks him and hits a chokeslam onto the chair. Angle grimaces and grabs his back. X howls in pain and grabs his leg. Smash picks up X who is nursing his leg. He goes to hit a DDT but X hits a low blow and reverses into a DDX onto the steel steps. X falls in front of the stairs holding his leg. Smash crumples on the other side, face bleeding from the contact with the steps. Angle is trying to get up. X also is trying to stand but is placing all his weight on the left leg. Angle kicks him but X grabs him and pushes him into the barricade. X hops over to Angle who ducks and rolls into an Angle Lock on the right ankle. X screams and looks like he is going to tap. The ref keeps checking but X wants it bad and wont tap. Smash is moving but is only able to reach under the ring and grab a baseball bat. He is still unable to regain his composure.*
Ishnari: A baseball bat - how inspired!
*Smash is slowly standing. X finally is able to push up. He flips sending Angle chest first into the barricade. Angle turns and X clotheslines him over the barricade. X is slowly trying to stand. From behind Smash hits the back of the left knee with the bat X hops onto his right and immediately falls over since that leg was injured. Smash laughs and locks in a Figure 4 using the bat as a brace to add more pain. X falls to the mat trying to hold onto consciousness. The pain is too much and X is ready to tap when Angle reaches over the barricade and KOs Smash with a beer bottle. X rolls away as Angle comes over the barricade. He goes for the ring. He drags X into the ring then tosses Smash in. He goes up top for a moonsault. He leaps off but X goes to his knee and catches him in a powerslam. All 3 men are down.*
Carlos: This match is what its suppose to beHARDCORE.
Ishnari: Terrific.
*Smash is moving trying to pull himself up on the ropes but ends up rolling out of the ring wiping blood off his face. Angle and X slowly go to their knees and fire punches at each other. X gets to his feet favoring the right leg. Smash slides in the ring and knocks out Angle with a gas can. X grabs the can and swings but Smash ducks and kicks him. He then dropkicks the bad knee. He goes and gets the steel chair and opens it in the ring. He grabs X and sets him up. He hits a Death Drop!! X is crumpled in a heap as Smash grabs he gas can. 1 . . . 2 . . . Smash turns and sees Angle and breaks the count with the gas can. He layers Angle with gas and rolls him out of the ring. He grabs a book of matches from his tights, lights the pack . . . then lights Angle. He turns and pins X. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!*
Winner and new XHF Hardcore Champion: Smash
Carlos: New champion!
Ishnari: With a name like Smash he should fit in just fine in that division.
The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The XtremeTron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The XtremeTron now shows Hurricane flying and giving a thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down tot he center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten.
Carlos: My favorite superhero growing up was Batman, what about you Mr. Ish?
Ishnari: That's a good question Carl. I'm going to have to go with Dangermouse. Him or Earthworm Jim.
Carlos: DUDE! they rocked!!
Ishnari: We need to get them to sign contracts!
Carlos: YES!
Ishnari: But Hurricane's cool too, I mean, I don't want to leave out our very own superhero!
Carlos: Of course.
Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marylin Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The Xtreme Tron goes from black to static and back to black, causing a strobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud strobe lights explode the bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges. Rat makes his way down the ramp as the strobe lights ignite around him, making his walk look like slow motion. When he reaches the apron he climbs in as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans.
Ishnari: Now, you mean LuthOR. You're getting him mixed up with Luger again, aren't you? *shakes head*
Carlos: That's how they say it in Mexico...damn Mexicans...wait...yeah you got me right.
Ishnari: Luthor is an evil genius. LUGER IS A WEINER. CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE YET?
Carlos: No.
Ishnari: Luthor had a bald head. Luger has an empty head. Luthors biggest enemy was Superman. Luger's was his own steroid abuse.
Carlos: Ah, I got it now, thank you Mr. Ish.
Ishnari: I'm here to educate.
Hurricane vs. Rat Bastard
(if Rat loses, his career is over!)
The bell rings as Hurricane moves in and tries for a grapple but Rat sends him back onto his back, and flipping right back over. Hurricane looks up at him as Rat simply stands there, annoyed that he has to face Hurricane at a PPV event. Hurricane, seeing it as an opportunity moves forward and tries again but again Rat sends him back. Hurricane ends up into the corner where he climbs to his feet but Rat charges with a clothesline. Hurricane bouncing back into the corner, has his feet come out from under him and ends up sitting in the corner after the impact full clothesline from Rat. Rat puts a few boots to the chest of Hurricane and then places his foot over his throat, choking the super hero. The referee steps in and breaks up the choke, forcing Rat out of the corner, Hurricane, hovers under the bottom rope, staying away from Rat. Rat steps onto the apron and to the outside where he sizes up Hurricane and drives his elbow right into the back of the head of Hurricane, which was hanging over to the side of the ring. Hurricane bounces away but Rat grabs his head and sizes him up once more, the second blow knocks Hurricane all the way to the outside.
Ishnari: Some Hurriflight could have come in handy at that point.
Hurricane is sitting up against the ring apron as Rat puts some more boots to the chest of the Hurricane. Rat stomps on him a bit more before picking him up and driving him shoulder first into the steel steps. The referee stepping out onto the outside now, not worrying about a count, having some words with Rat. He doesn't seem to want to disqualify him, not with his career on the line, but the threat seems to be there. Rat turns away from the referee and off the apron comes Hurricane but Rat catches him. Rat turns and drives him back first into the steel ringpost! A second time from Rat Bastard, driving him into the ringpost. He then backs up a bit and turns Hurricane around onto his shoulders. He runs forward and drives him head first into the steel ring post, dropping the lifeless Hurricane to the mat. Rat sees fit to pick him up off the floor and roll him back into the ring, following closely behind is Rat, and following closely behind him is the referee. Rat is stalking the Hurricane in the ring, waiting for him to climb to his feet. Hurricane, using the ropes, does just that as Rat is quick over with a right hand that almost sends Hurricane over the top and to the outside, but he manages to stay in the ring and receive a few more rights from Rat before being forced over into the corner. Rat sends him across into the far turnbuckle and looks to follow up but catches a boot to the face from the Hurricane. Hurricane leaps up onto the middle turnbuckle and comes off with an Overcast to Rat! Hurricane sitting up on the mat, looking dazed and unsure where he is but is able to fall back and pin Rat but before he can even hook the leg, Rat kicks out after one. Both men hurriedly to their feet but its Rat connecting with a belly to belly that laves Hurricane back down onto the mat. All Hurricane seemed to accomplish was angering Rat as he pounces on him with rights and lefts and begins choking him on the mat. The referee begins his count and Rat lets go at four, looks at the referee and applies the choke again. Rat lets go after four, looks at the referee and applies the choke a third time and that's when the referee steps in and begins pulling at Rat to try and break up the choke. Rat gets up spins around and has the referee by the collar in the turnbuckle! at continually screaming at the referee until Hurricane comes from behind, taking a page out of Rat's book with a low blow! Rat drops to his knees and the Hurricane strikes with the Shining Wizard! Hurricane into the cover, referee begins a quick count but Rat still kicks out after two!
Carlos: Close call for Rat, if Hurricane got the win it would have been all over for Rat.
Ishnari: Rat has got to remember that it only takes a second to lose a match. ANY match!
Rat is right back up, Hurricane is up as well and charges towards him, taken down with a powerslam! Rat hooks the leg and Hurricane kicks out after two. Rat climbs to his feet and taunts Hurricane, slapping in the back of his head a few times until Hurricane gets to his knees. He's using the legs of Rat to try and pull himself up that's when Rat drops the knee on him, sending him right back down to the mat. Rat, grabbing him by the back of the head, picks him up and sets him up between his legs. Rat delivers a huge powerslam with no resistance at all from Hurricane! Rat, pinning the super hero, 1...2...Rat pulls him up! The referee is telling Rat to pin him but Rat simply shakes his head no. He had saved his career, and is risking it all simply to punish the Hurricane.
Carlos: Come on Rat, youre career is on the line, dont be stupid by not making the cover.
Ishnari: Whose side is the referee on? Call me old fashioned but I thought they should be impartial.
Rat picks him up and leans him into the corner. He fires him hard across to the other corner where Hurricane stumbles out, right into a spinebuster from Rat! Hurricane lay on the mat, arms and legs spread, he looks to be completely out as Rat, with the exception of a few quick moves from Hurricane, has been in complete control of this match. Rat spits on the Hurricane before walking over to the corner and climbing up to the top. Rat comes off the top with a Drop of 1000 Bastards!!! Rat gets to his knees and shakes his head a moment, shaking out the cobwebs before going for the pin. 1...2....Rat again picks up the Hurricane. The referee still in position, telling Rat to put him down. Rat refuses and with a kick to the chest, sends the Hurricane right back down to the mat while he and the referee begin to exchange some words. Rat comes back to the Hurricane, who his to his knees climbing to his feet at this point. Rat grabs him by the back of his head to pick him up when Hurricane springs up to his feet and locks his hands around the throat of Rat, he's going for the Hurrislam! The fans rush to their feet but when Rat turns it into a Rat Trap, they settle back into their seats as Hurricane has no choice but to tap out.
Winner: Rat Bastard
Carlos: And Lex LuthOR seems to have slapped around Superman.
Ishnari: More to the point Rat Bastard seems to have slapped around Hurricane.
Rat doesn't let go of the hold, he keeps it on with the referee trying to pull him off. Rat leaves the hold until there is no life left in Hurricane, he has passed out and that is when Rat decides to finally let go of the hold.
Ishnari: Y'know I'd probably give up then too. To keep the hold on would just seem kind of...a waste.
The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.
Carlos: Chris Williams has proven time and time again that he is a very good United States champion.
Ishnari: Why would you say that Carl?
Carlos: Because he has...?
Ishnari: A certain je ne sais quoi? Or are you just avoiding the question?
Carlos: Both.
*A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this blackhole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most furocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
*White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "Seperate" by Sevendust begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and cheer, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. The crowd cheers even louder as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, and recieves even more pops. He poses for the crowd, and begins to make his way down to the ring. Shortly behind him is Ted Nugent watching his every move. James runs up the steps, and spins on the apron. He presses his back against the ropes, and looks out into the crowd. He smirks and nods his head, and then climbs into the ring. He walks up to one of the turnbuckles, and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd does the same, as Ted climbs into the ring. James jumps back off the turnbuckle, and lands cleanly on his feet.
Carlos: And James Mueller wants the United States title, so I suppose Chris Williams is gonna have a long time ahead of him.
Ishnari: It's a big job. We'll see if he's up to it.
Ladder Match for the XHF United States Heavyweight Championship
The Energy Chris Williams vs. James Mueller
Chris Williams gets as good a reaction as James Mueller as he turns from facing the crowd on the apron into the ring. James Mueller greets him with a handshake to a huge pop. The ref wastes no time in ringing the bell and the match starts with an arm drag by Chris Williams. James Mueller rolls to his feet and hits a hiptoss in return. He gets the front facelock applied as his opponent stands. Chris Williams hits a few knees to the chest, escaping the hold as James Mueller goes down. He gets back up and Chris Williams walks into an overhead belly to belly suplex straight out of the ring, getting the match off to an instant high-impact start. James Mueller climbs to the apron and leaps with a dropkick. Chris Williams dodges but James Mueller lands well, turns and hits an atomic drop onto the challenger. Chris Williams goes down to the padding clutching his hips. James Mueller hits a few stomps and walks towards the ladder that is set up at the bottom of the ramp. He pushes up the supports and starts to carry it back to the ring. He sees Chris Williams running up at him and lifts it to shield himself. Chris Williams reacts by jumping onto the bottom rung of the ladder, and continuing to run up it until he and the ladder falls on top of James Mueller! Chris Williams grabs the ladder off him and heads to the ring. The ladder is half way under the ropes when James Mueller attacks Chris Williams from behind. Chris Williams's chin hits the apron, and James Mueller uses the distraction to hotshot Williams, placing him stomach first onto the ladder sticking out of the ring. He journeys to the other side of him and hits a few shots to the head before jumping up onto the apron. James Mueller poses to the crowd and jumps off, hitting Chris Williams with a guillotine leg drop that flips Chris Williams head first off of the ladder. He falls on James Mueller, adding to the time it takes for James Mueller to get up, but he does so without Chris Williams. Once in the ring James Mueller pulls in the ladder with him. He sets it up with Chris Williams on the outside. After checking it is supported he starts to climb at a reasonable pace. In the corner of his eye he sees Chris Williams entering the ring and jumps down to meet him. Chris Williams charges with a clothesline. James Mueller ducks and turns. He goes for the superkick but Chris Williams dives to the mat and James Mueller kicks the ladder, knocking it into the corner. James Mueller spins around and Chris Williams grabs a waistlock from the front and hits a devastating overhead belly to belly suplex, throwing James Mueller back first into the corner onto the ladder!
Carlos: Argh, ladder matches scary me because they shorten peoples wrestling careers, and thats not cool.
Ishnari: That's why only idiots are in them, Carl. You'll never find me in one of those. My career has already been damaged, and it's only a matter of time before they learn the same lesson I did,
James Mueller falls to the mat and the ladder falls on top of him. Chris Williams bounces off of the ropes and hits a senton splash onto both. James Mueller rolls to the outside. Chris Williams picks up the ladder, but instead of going for the belt he sets it up at the side of the ring. He climbs it slowly. At reaching the top he signals for the crossbody to the outside on James Mueller. He spreads out his arms but the ladder wobbles, enabling James Mueller to see the threat. James Mueller jumps up first on the apron, then steps onto the ropes and grabs Chris Williams's head, pulling him down off of the ladder and neck first across the top rope. Chris Williams is launched back into the middle of the ring and James Mueller climbs onto the ropes. He steps up onto the ladder and climbs it so that he is stood on top. He dives onto the fallen Chris Williams with an elbow drop, but the target rolls out of the way at the last second. James Mueller clutches his elbow as Chris Williams tries to stand. Chris Williams gets to his feet and rests on the ropes. Seeing James Mueller down he runs at the ladder. James Mueller gets up too as Chris Williams jumps onto the ladder and flips off for the Drop to Zero, only to be caught mid-flip by James Mueller in an inverted facelock. They land in a standing position with the hold still applied where James lifts Chris up hitting the Xtreme Fusion! Chris Williams's head flies out of Mueller's grasp upon impact, and James Mueller is left sitting in the center of the ring. He looks up at the title, and goes for the ladder. He folds it and positions it under the belt. He wearily starts to climb, still holding his hurt arm. Chris Williams rolls over to him, and tries to push the ladder, but James Mueller pushes him away with his boot. James Mueller climbs further to the top of the ladder. He steadies himself to reach for the belt, and Chris Williams just manages to reach through the gap between the top two rungs from the middle of the ladder and pull both of Mueller's legs through it. James Mueller lands on the ring on the base of his spine, and his torso falls backwards. Chris Williams wraps an arm around each of his legs. After resting for a second he swings and climbs his legs up the ladder, hooking Mueller's arms and falls back into an upside down Walls of James against its creator!
Carlos: My god! His back MUST be in xtreme pain.
Ishnari: To think that if it wasn't Mueller in there, Williams would not be likely to use that move.
The crowd roars as both men yell from the effort and pain respectively. Eventually Chris Williams drops to the floor from exhaustion. After a few moments of little action he gets to his feet and hooks Mueller's feet around a lower rung on the ladder. With James Mueller trapped he slowly travels to the opposite side of the ladder to James Mueller. As he starts to climb James Mueller notices him, but cannot escape from his position. When Chris Williams nears the top James Mueller starts to rock the ladder using his own body weight as a last resort. Chris Williams clutches onto the ladder for balance but cannot stop it from toppling over. Chris Williams lands awkwardly in the ropes, and although taking a bump James Mueller is able to free himself on the mat with time. Once up he picks up the ladder, and travels over to Chris Williams. He moves to slam it onto his opponent but a shock drop toehold causes himself to fall face first into it. Chris Williams presses his knee against the back of Mueller's head, pushing it into the ladder, before snatching the ladder away. He struggles to keep his balance and his attempt at setting up the ladder fails as it falls into the ropes. He fetches the ladder again frustrated and attempts again to set the ladder up, this time successfully. He starts to climb it and James Mueller jumps up into life. James Mueller follows him up the ladder and reaches up around Chris's body aiming for another, bigger Xtreme Fusion. Chris Williams hugs the ladder, preventing the move and pushes back with his hips, knocking James Mueller off.
Carlos: Great idea from Williams, not allowing Mueller to hit the move.
Ishnari: That isn't an idea you moron! That's common sense!
James Mueller quickly gets up as Chris Williams begins to climb the ladder again and pulls away Chris Williams's legs from the ladder. Chris Williams lands face first on the mat and James Mueller moves the ladder so that the nearest side pins Chris Williams down. James Mueller treads on Chris Williams as he moves over him onto the ladder. Chris Williams pushes up with his back as James Mueller climbs, and succeeds in raising it up enough to escape. Once free he tilts the ladder up with his hands, Sending James Mueller flying as it lands onto the opposite top rope. Chris Williams starts to climb, and James Mueller is soon trying to catch him up on the other side. Chris Williams gets to the top first, but can hardly reach before James Mueller gets near enough to attack him. With his hands still holding on to the belt hanging from the ceiling James Mueller lets loose a couple of shots to the head. Chris Williams is almost hanging from the belt with his legs loosing strength as James Mueller grabs his head under his arm. James Mueller takes on of Chris Williams's hanging arms and wraps it around his own head. The crowd gasps as James Mueller lifts him over his head for a suplex off of the ladder. Chris Williams clutches the hanging belt to try and stop the move. It cannot stop him from being suplexed hard from the great height down to the mat, but the force of the move pulls it free of its noose. Chris Williams is lying on the mat reeling in pain from the move, but is also grasping the United States title belt! The bell rings and James Mueller complains to the ref. He is pointed towards the belt in Chris Williams's hand and he holds his head in disbelief.
Winner and still the XHF United States Heavyweight Champion: The Energy Chris Williams
Carlos: And once again Chris Williams proves why he is the United States Heavyweight Champion.
Ishnari: You never did tell me that.
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist. He jumps up and down a moment before charging off towards the ring. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the still booing fans. He then jumps down, giving the platinum "P" to the timekeeper/referee and jumps up and down in the corner getting ready for his match.*
Carlos: Platinums theme says if he cant do it, it cant be donelets see if he can win the Junior Heavyweight title tonight.
Ishnari: Hot match right now. Hot match. Platinum is a veteran of the XHF and Dragon is a veteran of the world. Collision time.
*All The Small Things by Blink 182 plays as Minibadboy makes his way down to the ring on his motor scooter and with his traditional half gallon of milk in his hand and starts sucking it down like crazy at the top of the ramp as the crowd goes nuts. Minibadboy wheelies down the ramp on scooter and then slides into the ring. Calling for more half gallons of milk from the ringside announcer and sucks them down like crazy also, while the crowd goes nuts for one last time.*
Carlos: This guy likes his milkMilk, does a body good.
Ishnari: Oh man don't get me started on milk I love the stuff. It's the only drink that contains fat in its basic form, and that's why i keep coming back.
*The lights go out. Suddenly, "Creeping Death" by Metallica starts to play throughout the arena. The XtremeTron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing a long black trench coat. He climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin.*
Carlos: And here is THE MAN of the Junior Heavyweight division.
Ishnari: Heyhey look who you're sitting next to!
Carlos: Let's be serious Ish, you're a great competitor, but Shadow Dragon has done everything that needs to be done in the Junior Heavyweight division. I know I say this each time I see him wrestle, but from what I've seen from Dragon, he has little to no flaws, making him THE MAN of the Junior Heavyweight division.
Ishnari: I'm being serious when I say that I sit through his matches too and I see flaws. I see flaws that no one exposes, that no one KNOWS how to expose except me. You're doing that thing about disrespecting the new guy again Carl.
Triple Threat for the XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
Minibadboy vs. Platinum vs. Shadow Dragon
*MBB starts with Platinum hitting two hard kicks and a dropkick. Dragon goes behind and hits a drop toehold to MBB. Plat is up and hits a corkscrew arm drag to Dragon. MBB sweeps his legs and rolls into a headlock. Plat stands and flips MBB who lands on his feet. He grabs Platinum for a suplex but he floats over behind MBB. Dragon grabs him for a German but Plat flips and lands on his feet. He kicks but Dragon catches him. He goes for an enziguri but misses as Dragon ducks. He hits a dragon screw but turns into a sunset flip from MBB. 1 . . . kick out. All 3 men to their feet. Dragon shoves MBB to the corner. MBB leaps up over Dragon and locks his legs around his waist, spins and hits another roll up. 1 . . . kick out. Plat hits a hard spinning kick to MBB. Dragon goes to the top and hits a double axe handle to Platinum. MBB grabs his leg and pulls him down into a spinning tow hold. Plat goes behind and locks a sleeper on MBB. Dragon rolls breaking both holds sending the other two to the ground. Plat is up first and Dragon locks in a rear waist lock. Plat goes behind, Dragon now. Dragon lifts Plat for a German. Plat is about to flip out when MBB grabs his neck and turns it into a German Suplex Neckbreaker double team combo.*
Carlos: Thats a pretty unique move.
Ishnari: It's unique because of the risks involved. You don't often see that move because most have the heart not to perform it on a fellow wrestler.
*MBB goes to Dragon and hits him into the corner and hits shoulder thrusts to the gut. Dragon spins him into the corner and knees him in the gut and hits a climbing somersault kick to the face as MBB falls down and rolls out to the apron. Plat comes from behind with a back clothesline to Dragon. Now he sets him up and goes for a top rope German but Dragon elbows him down. Plat falls. Dragon spins and is ready to jump when MBB runs up the ropes and hits a spinning frankensteiner to Dragon. MBB goes after Platinum locking in the Small Walls. Platinum is in pain. Dragon grabs MBB in a reverse DDT.*
Ishnari: It's a triple threat and as you're seeing we now have a situation where nobody can get something going their way because of the presence of the third party.
*Platinum rolls out of the ring. MBB rolls to his feet with a spinaroonie. Dragon lunges but MBB dodges and hits a face buster. MBB picks up Dragon but he hits a shot to the gut and a leaping dropkick to MBBs chest. Platinum is on the apron and as Dragon stands, he hits a West Coast Pop. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. MBB grabs Plat from behind and hits a back breaker. Dragon walks right into an MBB Superkick. MBB pins. 1 . . .2 . . . kick out. Platinum from behind with a wheel kick. Dragon is up and hits Plat with a helicopter back breaker. Plat rolls out again. MBB with a low blow. He hits a DDT. He goes up top. The ref checks on Plat outside and when he is not looking Dragon blasts MBB with the black mist. He then runs up the ropes and hits a Dragonrana. The ref turns and counts. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Plat is coming back when Ace comes from the crowd and clubs him in the back.*
Carlos: ACE!?
Ishnari: This match has gone downhill.
*Ace whips Platinum into the steel steps then into the barricade. He follows with a dropkick to the gut. In the ring, Dragon is stomping MBB. He locks in a Dragon Sleeper. MBB fights it. Ace now has Platinum locked up and hits a suplex. He rolls him into the ring. He rolls in and starts stomping him. He locks in a spinning side leg lock. Dragon breaks the hold and picks up MBB. He goes for a clothesline but MBB ducks and hits a neckbreaker and both men are down. Ace picks up Plat and whips him to the corner and hits a backflip elbow. MBB is up but Dragon drops him with a kick to the shin. He starts to pound him. MBB is tired and hurt. Dragon takes him up top. He starts hitting him in the gut then climbs and taunts.*
Ishnari: How the hell is Ace still fucking up this match?
Carlos: I don't know, bad officiating.
*Ace lays out Platinum with an Ace Crusher under that turnbuckle and rolls away when he sees what is coming. MBB reverses Dragon and with all his might hits a Bad Boy Cutter with Dragon crashing onto Plat. MBB is too tired to cover. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! Dragon landed on Platinum and both were out resulting in the pinfall.*
Winner and still Champion: Shadow Dragon
Carlos: And Dragon, once again retains his Junior Heavyweight Championship.
Ishnari: He's still the man. For now.
*Ace laughs as he punches Platinum in the head and walks away.*
Carlos: I wonder what thats all about?
Ishnari: He is annoyed by Platinum. It isn't uncommon.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, with the XWF World Heavyweight Title around his waist, and the WWO Title around his right shoulder. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes into the ring. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck begins unstraping his XWF Title, and giving it to him, as Destruction takes the WWO Title off his shoulder into his hand.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both XWF and WWO Titles up in the air, with a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He looks around the arena, and then throws his titles up in the air, doing his taunt. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponent, as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
Carlos: Destruction has been through so much in his career, hes been in everything from Hell In A Cell matches, to Annihilation Complexes, First Blood, 3 Stages of Hell, EVERYTHING and nowhe enters a new worldI Quit match.
Ishnari: If only he could say "I quit" to his...habit. You know what I'm talking about.
*Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. GD then proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring GD gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. Gd then gets on the opposite Turnbuckle and raises both his arms, after about a few seconds GD lowers both his arms and looks at the crowd before getting down.*
Carlos: But Gravedigger has been through so much since coming into the XHF. Hes defeated a XHF legend Rhein, and was in the last match of Mongo The Destroyer. Gravedigger knows how to go big time, being the first ever ECF Undisputed Champion, and last month at Breaking Point, he made Destruction to tap out. Can he make him tap out again? Were about to find out.
"I Quit" Match
Destruction vs. Gravedigger
The two men stand face to face with one another, as the referee stands in between them. The bell sounds and rights are traded, Gravedigger taking the advantage. Destruction is sent into the ropes, and Gravedigger grabs his wrist. Gravedigger whips Destruction to the opposite side and goes for a clothesline, but Destruction ducks under and runs to the ropes, and when Gravedigger turns around Destruction responds with a high knee to the face. Gravedigger hits the mat but gets back to his feet, into a kick in the stomach by Destruction. Destruction bends Gravedigger over and sets him up for an Eve Of Destruction, but Gravedigger easily reverses it into a back body drop. Destruction sits up holding his back, climbing to his feet, as Gravedigger taunts for him to get up. Once Destruction is up to his feet Gravedigger runs and clotheslines him, sending him over the ropes and to the outside. Destruction tries to crawl away from Gravedigger, but Gravedigger makes it out of the ring in time, and grabs Destruction. Gravedigger picks Destruction up by the hair, and takes him near the ring steps, and smashes his head into them. Destruction bounces off the ring steps after each shot, holding his head. Gravedigger stands over the fallen Destruction, and picks up the ring steps! Gravedigger holds them over his head and throws them down, but Destruction just moves out of the way! Destruction rolls to his stomach and when Gravedigger goes to grab him, Destruction low blows him, sending Gravedigger to the ground. Gravedigger is in agonizing pain, as Destruction uses the guardrail to bring him up to his feet. Destruction is all the way to his feet, and walks over to Gravedigger and stomps on his chest. After a couple of shots Destruction lifts Gravedigger up to his feet, and picks him up in a powerslam position. Destruction holds Gravedigger there as he walks over to the nearest turnbuckle, and then throws Gravedigger back first into it with a fallaway slam!
Carlos: AH! Gravedigger has been through so many hardcore matches in his career, and his back cant be in great health and that might have been the Breaking Point.
Ishnari: That could very well be the critical point of the match. I don't know much about his back history but all it takes is a jolt like that to make Gravedigger effectively crippled for the duration of this match.
Gravedigger hits the post hard, as he holds his back, groaning in pain. Destruction climbs up to his feet, with a smile on his face, as he walks over to the ring announcer and takes a microphone.
Destruction: You feel that? How do you like that you sack of shit, do you quit, or do I have to destroy you some more?
Destruction lowers the microphone to Gravediggers lips.
GD: Fuck you.
Destruction: HaI knew you were stupid.
Destruction then smashes the microphone across the face of Gravedigger! Destruction throws then throws the microphone down, and the referee picks it up, as Destruction continues the assault on Gravedigger. Destruction lifts Gravedigger up to his feet and grabs his wrist, and throws him right into the railing, adding more pain to the back of Gravedigger. Gravedigger holds his back as his face is placed against the mat, and Destruction stands over him. Destruction doesnt seem satisfied with what hes done so far, so he screams something to Tylene Buck. Tylene then goes under the ring and searches under the ring, and then grabs a sledgehammer! Tylene holds the sledgehammer up so everybody can see, before giving it to Destruction. Destruction stalks Gravedigger, as Gravedigger is slowly using the ring to pick himself up. Once Gravedigger is up to his feet and lying against the turnbuckle Destruction swings the sledgehammer, but Gravedigger ducks and it hits the ring post! Destruction drops the sledgehammer and turns around right into a superkick by Gravedigger, sending the back of Destructions head into the ring post! Destruction hits the post hard, and it shows as he looks like he has a concussion. The referee checks on Destruction asking him if he quits, but Destruction slowly shakes his head, his face showing the effects of the ring post. Gravedigger lifts the groggy Destruction up, and drags him all the way up the ramp area. Gravedigger applies a front facelock to Destruction and throws Destructions arm behind his neck, and grabs Destructions tights. Gravedigger then lifts Destruction up, and drives him against the steel ramp with a huge suplex, making Destruction scream in pain. Gravedigger climbs up to his feet and walks over to the crowd, and searches for an object. As Gravedigger is doing this Destruction is climbing up to his feet, and once Destruction is all the way to his feet Gravedigger pulls out a glass bottle! When Gravedigger turns around, he swings the bottle, shattering it into pieces against Destructions face!
Carlos: Jesus Christ!
Ishnari: Sweet Billy Jesus!
Destruction is busted wide open, as he hits the steel ramp and Gravedigger holds the broken bottle up in the air showing it to the crowd. Gravedigger then walks up to the referee and snatches the microphone away, and mounds the bloody Destruction.
GD: Huh? You quit yet?
Destruction doesnt respond, instead he spits right into Gravediggers face! Gravedigger stands up and wipes the spit off of his face, and then begins stomping a mudhole into Destruction! Gravedigger picks up Destruction and just throws him into the ground, sending Destruction rolling down the ramp. Destruction rolls far enough to hit the side of the ring, as he begs for Gravedigger not to hurt him. As Gravedigger inches closer and closer to Destruction, Tylene Buck steps in front of him! The two have a heated argument, until Gravedigger grabs Tylene Buck by the hair and shoves her down into the padding! Gravedigger then points and screams at Tylene Buck to back off, as Destruction pulls something out of the ring. Gravedigger walks over and grabs Destruction, but Destruction takes a mini-sledgehammer and smashes it into Gravediggers knee! Gravedigger falls to the padding holding his knee, as now Destruction is stomping on it. Destruction holds the leg up and calls Tylene Buck over, who then begins to kick the injured knee of Gravedigger! Gravedigger screams in pain, as Destruction lifts Gravedigger up and rolls him into the ring. The bloody Destruction follows, walking over to Gravedigger. Destruction lifts up the leg of Gravedigger and drives an elbow into his knee, making Gravedigger scream in pain. Destruction then stands up on a vertical basis, and steps in front of the leg of Gravedigger, and then applies a figure-four-leglock!
Carlos: Destruction has told me many times that the wrestler that he idolized the most was The Nature Boy Ric Flair, and that he would make Gravedigger say I quit to the patented figure-four-leglock.
Ishnari: When did he tell you that?
Carlos: Earlier today.
Ishnari: I'll tell you something, if Ric Flair knew that he was the inspiration for Destruction, he would have regretted getting into this business.
Destruction screams at Gravedigger to quit, but Gravedigger refuses the quit, as the fans begin to cheer for him. Gravedigger shakes his head and Destruction screams, using every inch of energy in his body trying to get Gravedigger to quit. Gravedigger though has another idea, as he slowly begins moving over, trying to reverse the figure four leglock! Destruction though doesnt allow this to happen, as he releases the figure four, and leaps up onto Gravedigger with a blatant choke. Tylene Buck slides in a steel chair, as Destruction lifts Gravedigger up to his feet, and applies a front facelock, and then DDTs Gravedigger straight into the steel chair! Gravedigger bounces off the steel chair holding his head in pain, as Destruction takes the microphone away from the referee.
Destruction : How do you like the pain Gravedigger? Huh, do you fucking quit or do I have to hurt you some more?
Destruction bends over and goes to lower the microphone to the mouth of Gravedigger, but Gravedigger responds with a kick to the groin! Destruction falls to the mat holding his groin, and Gravedigger rolls to the outside and then under the ring. After a short while Gravedigger emerges from under the ring, with a ten-foot leather strap! Gravedigger rolls into the ring and wraps the strap around Destructions throat, and begins choking him! The crimson face of Destruction shows the effects, as he quickly begins to fade away. Destruction seems unconscious, so the referee calls for the bell, awarding the win to Gravedigger!
Winner: Gravedigger
Carlos: And Gravediggerwins.
Ishnari: Chokeout - perfect end to an I Quit match.
Carlos: It was good while it lasted Mr. Ish, but now I must go back to my hometown of Mexico. I can no longer commentate with you, and Mr. Ish I hope you the best of luck in your wrestling career, and your commentating career. I hope in Mexico, I can meet a man as good as you.
Ishnari: Yikes, that was sudden.
Carlos: I know, but thank you.
Ishnari: That's alright!
Gravedigger leaves the ring holding his arms up in the air, as Destruction slowly climbs up to his feet. A microphone is given to him from the referee, as Destruction is up to his feet.
Destruction: Gravedigger stop
Gravedigger then stops and turns around to Destruction.
Destruction: You youre the future of this industry. Youre the man whoswhos gonna be the biggest thing to hit the XHF. Youyou Gravediggeryou remind me of me. Remind me of a me whenwhen I had the strength to do this.
The crowd is silent, as Destruction looks to the ground.
Destruction: You are the manthe man that I wish I could be. Gravedigger, I give you all the credit in the world, and you madeyou made this match very special to me. You see this this is my final time here in the XHF for a while.
The crowd gives off a mixed reaction.
Destruction: Id like to thank everybody whos helped me through this through everything that happened to me. Id like to thank the fans that II love
Destruction is getting emotional from all of this, as he wipes his eyes.
Destruction: Thank you and trust me you will see me again, and who ever my opponent will betheyll know that the countdown to their eve of destruction
The crowd joins in.
Destruction:has
Destruction looks around at the crowd, a tear running down his face, when suddenly a face that everybody loves to see returns to his face, as he shouts out his final word, with the crowd saying it with him.
Destruction:BEGUN!
The crowd is on their feet, as Frantic by Metallica hits the PA. Destruction drops the microphone and holds his arms up in the air, as Bonafide Homicide comes to a close.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The XtremeTron shows "ANARCHY INC.!" in red and green lettering. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Carlos: Welcome to Bonafide Homicide everybody, and my partner Ishnari and I are ready for a big night.
Ishnari: This is Bonafide Homicide and just like the title says, someone's gonna die! That's right motherfucker, someone's gonna die!
The opening riffs of "The Crown" by Ja Rule hits the XtremeTron. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo and winning the XHF Phoenix Champion, as well as him winning the 8 Man Battle Royal for the X*Crown Championship, along with clips of his title defenses thereafter. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where Diamond now stands with the RWF World Heavyweight Title and BDDWF Ultimate Title on each shoulder, with the ECF Heavyweight Championship around his waist, with a cocky grin on his face. Diamond grabs the XWA World Heavyweight Title and PCW Primetime Title, and holds them up in the air as two white pyros explode from the stage, while Desyree stands there with the ZWEF World Heavyweight Title and the BWF World Heavyweight Title in each hand. They start to walk down to the ring, as Diamond struts with all his gold.
Diamond then climbs up on the apron, and holds the title in his left hand in his right with the other, so he can hold the rope down for Desyree, as she walks up the stairs and climbs under the ropes into the ring, with Diamond getting in afterward. He climbs up to the turnbuckle, and raises the two titles in the air again, as his music fades out.
Carlos: Here is our X*Crown Champion, he seems to be in good shape and ready to go tonight.
Ishnari: He better be ready to go, because - he's about to go!
*"Mo' Murda" hits the speakers and the XHF crowd starts to go crazy. The ECF Legend Slim Stevie Bone comes walking out. SSB is wearing black and white Camouflage Overalls with black boots and a black du-rag. Stevie Bone is carrying a garbage can full of goodies. He walks down the ramp and puts the garbage can of goodies by the stairs. Slim slides in to the ring and goes to the corner and does his head knock taunt. Stevie Bone slides out of the ring and takes his du-rag off and puts it on a little kids head in the crowd. Stevie than slides in the ring and waits to kick his opponent's ass.*
Carlos: Fo sizzle!
Ishnari: Du-rag!
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Carlos: Hardcore Harry is the true hardcore legend in the XHF, winning the Hardcore title on many different occasions but now hes in a different environment, no weapons in this match, just a normal tag team match.
Ishnari: Yeah, his stupidity will be shown for all to see.
Death Trap and Diamond vs. Slim Stevie Bone and Hardcore Harry
Death Trap and Slim Stevie Bone start off the match. They lock up, and SSB is pushed into the ropes. He flies off DT catches him with a clothesline. SSB rebounds back up, but is hit again. The fans are on their feet as SSB looks up from his knees at Trap. SSB launches himself forward and attacks the knees of Death Trap, and makes a cover. DT kicks out before the two, and both men get up. After a trade of blows, Death Trap takes a turn on into the ropes and is thrown over the head of SSB. SSB falls down, dropping an elbow onto the face of DT and makes the cover. DT kicks out before the two, and SSB applies a headlock before his nemesis can get to his feet. DT fights to the ropes but SSB keeps the hold strong. Slowly, DT rises to his feet, and delivers an elbow to the gut off SSB. DT leg sweeps SSB and makes a tag to Diamond. The two whip SSB off the ropes, and deliver a double flapjack. Diamond covers One, two, Harry breaks the count.
Carlos: Harry doesnt want to lose tonight, he was humiliated on Wednesday at Surefire Suicide, and he doesnt want to be humiliated again.
Ishnari: You reckon he doesn't want to lose? Damn man you must've been doing your homework on this match.
Despite the referee ordering Harry back to his corner, Harry picks up Diamond and slams him down hard. The ring shakes a little and Harry flips off DT from the other side of the ring, merrily returning to the apron. The referee begins his 10 count Diamond and SSB are both up by 7, and SSB knees Diamond in the gut. He props him onto his shoulders, and throws Diamond down in a Death Valley Driver fashion. Diamond turns in the air, and lands flat on his face. SSB picks him up, and slaps, delivers knuckles to the chest. Diamond is driven to the turnbuckle, and Bone backs off. After a short wait, SSB delivers a headbutt to the gut. Diamond falls, sitting in the turnbuckle, cringing in pain. SSB chokes the Anarchy Inc leader with his boot, but is forced to back off. Stevie Bone lifts Diamond and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Diamond bounces out in rebound, and Bone flips him over his head. Bone lifts Diamond, and sets him up for a Falcon Arrow type offense. At the last second, Diamond falls out of the move. The X*Crown Champion whips Stevie Bone into the ropes, and sends him away with a Monkey Flip. Diamond goes after him again, but Bone quickly reaches his corner to tag in Harry. Harry and Diamond stare each other down in the center of the ring, but Harry quickly ends it with a smack to the face. Diamond is whipped off the ropes, and Harry delivers a big boot. Diamond falls out of the ring, where SSB pummels him. Unfortunately for Slim Stevie Bone, Death Trap comes running for him. SSB quickly dodges a clothesline and then delivers a hard right hand to Death Trap. The two exchange blows as the referee yells from the ring.
Carlos: Haha, angry ref!
Ishnari: Stress can kill Carlos.
Harry leaves the ring to help out his partner. Both teams are brawling on the outside, Harry and Stevie Bone on the better side of the fight. Slowly but surely Anarchy Inc begins to take the greater of the exchange, as Diamond and Death Trap smash Harry and SSBs heads into the steel steps in a synchronized fashion. Anarchy Inc, a double suplex onto the outer padding of the ring, lifts Harry. The fan favorites then roll SSB into the ring. A double irish whip results in a clothesline on both Anarchy Inc members, a great retaliation from SSB. All three men are down on the mat. Harry is still outside, laid out. As the three in the ring slowly get up, DT rolls out. He rests on the mat outside as Diamond and Slim Stevie Bone trade blows on the inside. Diamond misses a shot, and SSB sets him up for the Gangstas Paradise Diamond falls out, and lifts up SSB. Diamond nails the Diamond Cutter! One, two, three!
Winners: Diamond and Death Trap
Carlos: And Anarchy Inc. gets the win!
Ishnari: That Diamond Cutter can hit you out of anywhere. All Diamond has to do is to be able to get his feet. He does that so well that's why he's holding gold.
As Anarchy Inc leave, SSB cusses at the ref, noting that he was not the legal man. The referee tells him the decision cannot be changed, and Bone strikes him down.
Carlos: Well, we have a unhappy camper.
Ishnari: Referee's decision is final man he's got to accept that. Sure he was screwed but that happens to me all the time, and I NEVER complain about refs.
Jamiroquais Journey to Arnhemland starts to play, and Ishnari emerges once the track steps up a gear. When the ring announcer calls out his name, Ishnari raises a single arm as he walks down the ramp while being showered from both sides with water and streamers. He travels straight into the center of the ring and allows the referee to check his person for foreign objects.
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "Monolith" by Stone Sour is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back, with his long black trench coat and sunglasses, and his wife Annette right behind him. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
Is this wrong of me? I've come so far, so fast.
I'm in the dark about a lot of things.
Seems so real - TO ME!
I'VE CONSECRATED!
I WISH THAT I COULD HATE IT
I SAW MY BLOODY HANDS COME CLEAN...BEFORE MY EYES!
And I hear my wants and needs again, can you help me?
And I hear a different kind again, someone stop me.
And I feel the strain inside my mind, am I crazy?
And I need to shed my skin, reveal this monolith within."
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and look around, and then Charlie hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring. Annette walks up the ring steps, as Charlie holds the second and third rope for her, leading her into the ring. Charlie then climbs up the second rope, looking around at the arena. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, as Annette slowly takes off his trench coat revealing his wrestling attire. Annette puts the sunglasses in the pocket of the trench coat, and places it on the turnbuckle, as Charlie waits for his opponent(s).*
Ishnari vs. The Future Charlie Velez
The bell rings. Both men circle a bit and Velez goes for a quick clothesline. Ishnari ducks it and shoves Velez into the turnbuckle chest first. From there he clubs Velez in the back a few times, then whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Velez hits it hard and rests on it. Ishnari then dashes at Velez and looks for a clothesline, but Velez moves out of the way and counters with a quick roll up. 1..Kickout. Both men quickly get to their feet as Velez takes down Ish with an Arm Drag and holds on for an Arm Bar. Ish hangs on and lies on his back. He quickly Kips Up and reverses the Arm Bar into a Wrist Lock. Velez turns into it and goes for a Short Clothesline on Ish, but Ish ducks it and hits a Back Drop with a cover. 1..2..Kickout. Ishnari lifts Velez up and goes to whip him, a reversal by Velez as Ish bounces back. Velez takes Ishnari down with a Reverse Elbow but Ish quickly gets to his feet and runs at Velez again. This time Velez lifts Ishnari onto his shoulder as if he was going to hit a powerslam. But Ish falls behind and takes Velez down with a Drop Kick to the back of the knee. Velez falls to the mat and grabs his knee as Ish heads to the legs of Velez. He stops his leg a few times then looks to lock in the Ishnari Lock (1), but Velez kicks Ish into the ropes and hits a rebound Monkey Flip on Ish. He tries to cover but Ishnari is too close to the ropes. Velez lifts Ishnari up and takes him to the turnbuckle, pounding away with right hands. Soon Ish is in the sitting position. Velez stomps him a few times then backs up. He runs at Ish and looks for a Dropkick in the corner, but Ishnari pulls himself out of the way as Velez slams his leg into the bottom turnbuckle, thus injuring his leg more. Velez grabs his knee and rolls in pain as Ishnari hits a quick leg drop and cover. 1..2..Kickout. Ishnari gets to his feet and looks at the turnbuckle. The fans cheer for him as he begins to climb it. But as he begins to balance on the top, Velez pushes the ref into the ropes, causing Ishnari to lose his balance and rack on the top rope. The crowd lets out an 'Ooo' as Velez begins to get to his feet. He walks over and climbs the turnbuckle, grabbing Ishnari's head and looking for a Superplex. He lifts Ishnari up and slams him to the mat. The ref begins to count. 1..2..3..4..5..Both men slowly begin to regain energy. 6..7..8..Velez reaches one knee, then stands up fully as Ishnari does as well. Ishnari throws the first punch, but Velez ducks it and hooks Ishnari for a Reverse DDT. Ishnari battles out and turns to hit a Northern Lights Suplex, with a bridge! 1...2...Kickout! Velez quickly staggers to his feet and pokes Ish in the eye. He whips Ishnari, but Ish reverses. As Velez reaches the ropes, he springboards off and hits a Hurricanrana on Ishnari. He covers. 1...2...Thr...KICKOUT! Velez stumbles to his feet and begins to argue with the ref. Velez then leans on the top rope, looking toward the crowd, shaking his head. What he doesn't notice is Ishnari getting to his feet behind him. Velez turns around and is surprise. He throws a punch at Ish, but Ish ducks and hits the Shoulder Clutch Backdrop Driver! He slowly rolls into the cover. 1...2...THREE!
Winner: Ishnari
Carlos: Mr. Ish wins, yay!
Ishnari quickly rolls out of the ring, tired and battered. He staggers up the ramp as Jamiroquais Journey to Arnhemland starts to play.
*Awake by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly separates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin.*
Carlos: And this man will do anything for the Hardcore Championship, he lives just to have the Hardcore title.
Ishnari: What a waste of a life.
*Fuel by Metallica hits. Flames begin to flow down the aisle, an explosion goes off on top of the ramp as Smash walks out to the ring.*
Carlos: Umhey new guy.
Ishnari: You gotta give the new guys some respect. Every top guy in this promotion had a debut.
*"Medal" begins to play throughout the arena and the crowd chants "You Suck" along with the song as Kurt Angle makes his way onto the ramp with the XHF Hardcore championship around his waist. He stands almost frozen at the top of the ramp before throwing his arms up with his index fingers pointed towards the sky igniting red, white, and blue pyro from the ground into the air in an array of color. Kurt makes his way down the ramp, still with the same mixed reactions... he climbs into the ring and does his signature twirl and then takes off his medals and begins to warm up in the corner of the ring as his music dies out.*
Carlos: What a odd champion Angle is.
Ishnari: Odd? What's that supposed to mean?
Carlos: Angle's a VERY, VERY good wrestler, him using weapons to win a match is just odd to see.
Ishnari: That's where you're wrong because the fact that Angle is in this match means that he is NOT a wrestler.
Triple Threat for the XHF Hardcore Championship
Mr. X vs. Smash vs. Kurt Angle
*X starts it off going right at Smash and taking him down with a stiff right hand. Angle goes behind and hits a dropkick to the back of X who falls into Smashs arms and receives a flapjack into the ring post. Angle now kicks Smash in the gut and hits a jaw crusher. X hits a punch to Angle and then tosses him across the ring with a choke toss. Smash is up and trips up Mr. X. Smash locks in a leg lock. Angle goes to hit a leg drop but Smash moves and he lands on Mr. Xs leg. Smash locks Angle in a side headlock. Angle hits a backdrop but Smash rolls to his feet and hits a clothesline and walks right into a big boot from Mr. X. X picks up Angle and lifts him over his head. He hurls him to the floor. Angle hits his right arm and rolls back first into the barricade. X follows him. He mounts him and starts punching. Out of nowhere Smash comes from the other side near the timekeeper and cracks X over the skull with the title belt.*
Carlos: Smash seems to have Mr. Xs number.
Ishnari: Yyyyyyyup.
*Smash picks up Angle and starts sending hard rights to the face of Angle. He goes for a big boot but Angle blocks and hits a hard left and then lifts Smash and rams him into the steel post back first. He picks up X and starts bouncing his face off the steel steps. Smash is in pain but up and he and Angle hit a double team chokeslam on X. X rolls to his gut as Angle pins but is pulled off into a German Suplex by Smash. Smash taunts to the crowd and goes under the ring. He comes out with his signature lead pipe. He calls Angle to get up and then smashes the pipe into his gut. Smash laughs and smiles at the pipe. He lifts it but X grabs it and Smash turns into a shot to the skull. He looks up in time to see X bend the pipe in half across his knee then toss it away. Smash is furious and tries to get up. He gets to one knee and X moves in but Angle uses Smash as a stool and leaps with a diving clothesline. He picks up X and hits a rolling leg lock. X is in a lot of pain. Smash walks over to the timekeeper and takes a chair. He then hits it across the three legs causing Angle to roll away holding his knees and X to grab his already injured right leg.*
Carlos: JEEZ, Smash is kicking ass in this match.
Ishnari: Smash is really whacking ass with objects don't ya mean?
Carlos: Of course.
*Smash now swings again and hits X across the leg again. He opens the chair slightly and slides Xs right leg inside of it. He goes to Angle and picks him up. He hooks him and hits a chokeslam onto the chair. Angle grimaces and grabs his back. X howls in pain and grabs his leg. Smash picks up X who is nursing his leg. He goes to hit a DDT but X hits a low blow and reverses into a DDX onto the steel steps. X falls in front of the stairs holding his leg. Smash crumples on the other side, face bleeding from the contact with the steps. Angle is trying to get up. X also is trying to stand but is placing all his weight on the left leg. Angle kicks him but X grabs him and pushes him into the barricade. X hops over to Angle who ducks and rolls into an Angle Lock on the right ankle. X screams and looks like he is going to tap. The ref keeps checking but X wants it bad and wont tap. Smash is moving but is only able to reach under the ring and grab a baseball bat. He is still unable to regain his composure.*
Ishnari: A baseball bat - how inspired!
*Smash is slowly standing. X finally is able to push up. He flips sending Angle chest first into the barricade. Angle turns and X clotheslines him over the barricade. X is slowly trying to stand. From behind Smash hits the back of the left knee with the bat X hops onto his right and immediately falls over since that leg was injured. Smash laughs and locks in a Figure 4 using the bat as a brace to add more pain. X falls to the mat trying to hold onto consciousness. The pain is too much and X is ready to tap when Angle reaches over the barricade and KOs Smash with a beer bottle. X rolls away as Angle comes over the barricade. He goes for the ring. He drags X into the ring then tosses Smash in. He goes up top for a moonsault. He leaps off but X goes to his knee and catches him in a powerslam. All 3 men are down.*
Carlos: This match is what its suppose to beHARDCORE.
Ishnari: Terrific.
*Smash is moving trying to pull himself up on the ropes but ends up rolling out of the ring wiping blood off his face. Angle and X slowly go to their knees and fire punches at each other. X gets to his feet favoring the right leg. Smash slides in the ring and knocks out Angle with a gas can. X grabs the can and swings but Smash ducks and kicks him. He then dropkicks the bad knee. He goes and gets the steel chair and opens it in the ring. He grabs X and sets him up. He hits a Death Drop!! X is crumpled in a heap as Smash grabs he gas can. 1 . . . 2 . . . Smash turns and sees Angle and breaks the count with the gas can. He layers Angle with gas and rolls him out of the ring. He grabs a book of matches from his tights, lights the pack . . . then lights Angle. He turns and pins X. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!*
Winner and new XHF Hardcore Champion: Smash
Carlos: New champion!
Ishnari: With a name like Smash he should fit in just fine in that division.
The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The XtremeTron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The XtremeTron now shows Hurricane flying and giving a thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down tot he center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten.
Carlos: My favorite superhero growing up was Batman, what about you Mr. Ish?
Ishnari: That's a good question Carl. I'm going to have to go with Dangermouse. Him or Earthworm Jim.
Carlos: DUDE! they rocked!!
Ishnari: We need to get them to sign contracts!
Carlos: YES!
Ishnari: But Hurricane's cool too, I mean, I don't want to leave out our very own superhero!
Carlos: Of course.
Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marylin Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The Xtreme Tron goes from black to static and back to black, causing a strobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud strobe lights explode the bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges. Rat makes his way down the ramp as the strobe lights ignite around him, making his walk look like slow motion. When he reaches the apron he climbs in as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans.
Ishnari: Now, you mean LuthOR. You're getting him mixed up with Luger again, aren't you? *shakes head*
Carlos: That's how they say it in Mexico...damn Mexicans...wait...yeah you got me right.
Ishnari: Luthor is an evil genius. LUGER IS A WEINER. CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE YET?
Carlos: No.
Ishnari: Luthor had a bald head. Luger has an empty head. Luthors biggest enemy was Superman. Luger's was his own steroid abuse.
Carlos: Ah, I got it now, thank you Mr. Ish.
Ishnari: I'm here to educate.
Hurricane vs. Rat Bastard
(if Rat loses, his career is over!)
The bell rings as Hurricane moves in and tries for a grapple but Rat sends him back onto his back, and flipping right back over. Hurricane looks up at him as Rat simply stands there, annoyed that he has to face Hurricane at a PPV event. Hurricane, seeing it as an opportunity moves forward and tries again but again Rat sends him back. Hurricane ends up into the corner where he climbs to his feet but Rat charges with a clothesline. Hurricane bouncing back into the corner, has his feet come out from under him and ends up sitting in the corner after the impact full clothesline from Rat. Rat puts a few boots to the chest of Hurricane and then places his foot over his throat, choking the super hero. The referee steps in and breaks up the choke, forcing Rat out of the corner, Hurricane, hovers under the bottom rope, staying away from Rat. Rat steps onto the apron and to the outside where he sizes up Hurricane and drives his elbow right into the back of the head of Hurricane, which was hanging over to the side of the ring. Hurricane bounces away but Rat grabs his head and sizes him up once more, the second blow knocks Hurricane all the way to the outside.
Ishnari: Some Hurriflight could have come in handy at that point.
Hurricane is sitting up against the ring apron as Rat puts some more boots to the chest of the Hurricane. Rat stomps on him a bit more before picking him up and driving him shoulder first into the steel steps. The referee stepping out onto the outside now, not worrying about a count, having some words with Rat. He doesn't seem to want to disqualify him, not with his career on the line, but the threat seems to be there. Rat turns away from the referee and off the apron comes Hurricane but Rat catches him. Rat turns and drives him back first into the steel ringpost! A second time from Rat Bastard, driving him into the ringpost. He then backs up a bit and turns Hurricane around onto his shoulders. He runs forward and drives him head first into the steel ring post, dropping the lifeless Hurricane to the mat. Rat sees fit to pick him up off the floor and roll him back into the ring, following closely behind is Rat, and following closely behind him is the referee. Rat is stalking the Hurricane in the ring, waiting for him to climb to his feet. Hurricane, using the ropes, does just that as Rat is quick over with a right hand that almost sends Hurricane over the top and to the outside, but he manages to stay in the ring and receive a few more rights from Rat before being forced over into the corner. Rat sends him across into the far turnbuckle and looks to follow up but catches a boot to the face from the Hurricane. Hurricane leaps up onto the middle turnbuckle and comes off with an Overcast to Rat! Hurricane sitting up on the mat, looking dazed and unsure where he is but is able to fall back and pin Rat but before he can even hook the leg, Rat kicks out after one. Both men hurriedly to their feet but its Rat connecting with a belly to belly that laves Hurricane back down onto the mat. All Hurricane seemed to accomplish was angering Rat as he pounces on him with rights and lefts and begins choking him on the mat. The referee begins his count and Rat lets go at four, looks at the referee and applies the choke again. Rat lets go after four, looks at the referee and applies the choke a third time and that's when the referee steps in and begins pulling at Rat to try and break up the choke. Rat gets up spins around and has the referee by the collar in the turnbuckle! at continually screaming at the referee until Hurricane comes from behind, taking a page out of Rat's book with a low blow! Rat drops to his knees and the Hurricane strikes with the Shining Wizard! Hurricane into the cover, referee begins a quick count but Rat still kicks out after two!
Carlos: Close call for Rat, if Hurricane got the win it would have been all over for Rat.
Ishnari: Rat has got to remember that it only takes a second to lose a match. ANY match!
Rat is right back up, Hurricane is up as well and charges towards him, taken down with a powerslam! Rat hooks the leg and Hurricane kicks out after two. Rat climbs to his feet and taunts Hurricane, slapping in the back of his head a few times until Hurricane gets to his knees. He's using the legs of Rat to try and pull himself up that's when Rat drops the knee on him, sending him right back down to the mat. Rat, grabbing him by the back of the head, picks him up and sets him up between his legs. Rat delivers a huge powerslam with no resistance at all from Hurricane! Rat, pinning the super hero, 1...2...Rat pulls him up! The referee is telling Rat to pin him but Rat simply shakes his head no. He had saved his career, and is risking it all simply to punish the Hurricane.
Carlos: Come on Rat, youre career is on the line, dont be stupid by not making the cover.
Ishnari: Whose side is the referee on? Call me old fashioned but I thought they should be impartial.
Rat picks him up and leans him into the corner. He fires him hard across to the other corner where Hurricane stumbles out, right into a spinebuster from Rat! Hurricane lay on the mat, arms and legs spread, he looks to be completely out as Rat, with the exception of a few quick moves from Hurricane, has been in complete control of this match. Rat spits on the Hurricane before walking over to the corner and climbing up to the top. Rat comes off the top with a Drop of 1000 Bastards!!! Rat gets to his knees and shakes his head a moment, shaking out the cobwebs before going for the pin. 1...2....Rat again picks up the Hurricane. The referee still in position, telling Rat to put him down. Rat refuses and with a kick to the chest, sends the Hurricane right back down to the mat while he and the referee begin to exchange some words. Rat comes back to the Hurricane, who his to his knees climbing to his feet at this point. Rat grabs him by the back of his head to pick him up when Hurricane springs up to his feet and locks his hands around the throat of Rat, he's going for the Hurrislam! The fans rush to their feet but when Rat turns it into a Rat Trap, they settle back into their seats as Hurricane has no choice but to tap out.
Winner: Rat Bastard
Carlos: And Lex LuthOR seems to have slapped around Superman.
Ishnari: More to the point Rat Bastard seems to have slapped around Hurricane.
Rat doesn't let go of the hold, he keeps it on with the referee trying to pull him off. Rat leaves the hold until there is no life left in Hurricane, he has passed out and that is when Rat decides to finally let go of the hold.
Ishnari: Y'know I'd probably give up then too. To keep the hold on would just seem kind of...a waste.
The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.
Carlos: Chris Williams has proven time and time again that he is a very good United States champion.
Ishnari: Why would you say that Carl?
Carlos: Because he has...?
Ishnari: A certain je ne sais quoi? Or are you just avoiding the question?
Carlos: Both.
*A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
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Feast your eyes on the most furocious fighter that has ever been created...
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Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
*White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "Seperate" by Sevendust begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and cheer, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. The crowd cheers even louder as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, and recieves even more pops. He poses for the crowd, and begins to make his way down to the ring. Shortly behind him is Ted Nugent watching his every move. James runs up the steps, and spins on the apron. He presses his back against the ropes, and looks out into the crowd. He smirks and nods his head, and then climbs into the ring. He walks up to one of the turnbuckles, and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd does the same, as Ted climbs into the ring. James jumps back off the turnbuckle, and lands cleanly on his feet.
Carlos: And James Mueller wants the United States title, so I suppose Chris Williams is gonna have a long time ahead of him.
Ishnari: It's a big job. We'll see if he's up to it.
Ladder Match for the XHF United States Heavyweight Championship
The Energy Chris Williams vs. James Mueller
Chris Williams gets as good a reaction as James Mueller as he turns from facing the crowd on the apron into the ring. James Mueller greets him with a handshake to a huge pop. The ref wastes no time in ringing the bell and the match starts with an arm drag by Chris Williams. James Mueller rolls to his feet and hits a hiptoss in return. He gets the front facelock applied as his opponent stands. Chris Williams hits a few knees to the chest, escaping the hold as James Mueller goes down. He gets back up and Chris Williams walks into an overhead belly to belly suplex straight out of the ring, getting the match off to an instant high-impact start. James Mueller climbs to the apron and leaps with a dropkick. Chris Williams dodges but James Mueller lands well, turns and hits an atomic drop onto the challenger. Chris Williams goes down to the padding clutching his hips. James Mueller hits a few stomps and walks towards the ladder that is set up at the bottom of the ramp. He pushes up the supports and starts to carry it back to the ring. He sees Chris Williams running up at him and lifts it to shield himself. Chris Williams reacts by jumping onto the bottom rung of the ladder, and continuing to run up it until he and the ladder falls on top of James Mueller! Chris Williams grabs the ladder off him and heads to the ring. The ladder is half way under the ropes when James Mueller attacks Chris Williams from behind. Chris Williams's chin hits the apron, and James Mueller uses the distraction to hotshot Williams, placing him stomach first onto the ladder sticking out of the ring. He journeys to the other side of him and hits a few shots to the head before jumping up onto the apron. James Mueller poses to the crowd and jumps off, hitting Chris Williams with a guillotine leg drop that flips Chris Williams head first off of the ladder. He falls on James Mueller, adding to the time it takes for James Mueller to get up, but he does so without Chris Williams. Once in the ring James Mueller pulls in the ladder with him. He sets it up with Chris Williams on the outside. After checking it is supported he starts to climb at a reasonable pace. In the corner of his eye he sees Chris Williams entering the ring and jumps down to meet him. Chris Williams charges with a clothesline. James Mueller ducks and turns. He goes for the superkick but Chris Williams dives to the mat and James Mueller kicks the ladder, knocking it into the corner. James Mueller spins around and Chris Williams grabs a waistlock from the front and hits a devastating overhead belly to belly suplex, throwing James Mueller back first into the corner onto the ladder!
Carlos: Argh, ladder matches scary me because they shorten peoples wrestling careers, and thats not cool.
Ishnari: That's why only idiots are in them, Carl. You'll never find me in one of those. My career has already been damaged, and it's only a matter of time before they learn the same lesson I did,
James Mueller falls to the mat and the ladder falls on top of him. Chris Williams bounces off of the ropes and hits a senton splash onto both. James Mueller rolls to the outside. Chris Williams picks up the ladder, but instead of going for the belt he sets it up at the side of the ring. He climbs it slowly. At reaching the top he signals for the crossbody to the outside on James Mueller. He spreads out his arms but the ladder wobbles, enabling James Mueller to see the threat. James Mueller jumps up first on the apron, then steps onto the ropes and grabs Chris Williams's head, pulling him down off of the ladder and neck first across the top rope. Chris Williams is launched back into the middle of the ring and James Mueller climbs onto the ropes. He steps up onto the ladder and climbs it so that he is stood on top. He dives onto the fallen Chris Williams with an elbow drop, but the target rolls out of the way at the last second. James Mueller clutches his elbow as Chris Williams tries to stand. Chris Williams gets to his feet and rests on the ropes. Seeing James Mueller down he runs at the ladder. James Mueller gets up too as Chris Williams jumps onto the ladder and flips off for the Drop to Zero, only to be caught mid-flip by James Mueller in an inverted facelock. They land in a standing position with the hold still applied where James lifts Chris up hitting the Xtreme Fusion! Chris Williams's head flies out of Mueller's grasp upon impact, and James Mueller is left sitting in the center of the ring. He looks up at the title, and goes for the ladder. He folds it and positions it under the belt. He wearily starts to climb, still holding his hurt arm. Chris Williams rolls over to him, and tries to push the ladder, but James Mueller pushes him away with his boot. James Mueller climbs further to the top of the ladder. He steadies himself to reach for the belt, and Chris Williams just manages to reach through the gap between the top two rungs from the middle of the ladder and pull both of Mueller's legs through it. James Mueller lands on the ring on the base of his spine, and his torso falls backwards. Chris Williams wraps an arm around each of his legs. After resting for a second he swings and climbs his legs up the ladder, hooking Mueller's arms and falls back into an upside down Walls of James against its creator!
Carlos: My god! His back MUST be in xtreme pain.
Ishnari: To think that if it wasn't Mueller in there, Williams would not be likely to use that move.
The crowd roars as both men yell from the effort and pain respectively. Eventually Chris Williams drops to the floor from exhaustion. After a few moments of little action he gets to his feet and hooks Mueller's feet around a lower rung on the ladder. With James Mueller trapped he slowly travels to the opposite side of the ladder to James Mueller. As he starts to climb James Mueller notices him, but cannot escape from his position. When Chris Williams nears the top James Mueller starts to rock the ladder using his own body weight as a last resort. Chris Williams clutches onto the ladder for balance but cannot stop it from toppling over. Chris Williams lands awkwardly in the ropes, and although taking a bump James Mueller is able to free himself on the mat with time. Once up he picks up the ladder, and travels over to Chris Williams. He moves to slam it onto his opponent but a shock drop toehold causes himself to fall face first into it. Chris Williams presses his knee against the back of Mueller's head, pushing it into the ladder, before snatching the ladder away. He struggles to keep his balance and his attempt at setting up the ladder fails as it falls into the ropes. He fetches the ladder again frustrated and attempts again to set the ladder up, this time successfully. He starts to climb it and James Mueller jumps up into life. James Mueller follows him up the ladder and reaches up around Chris's body aiming for another, bigger Xtreme Fusion. Chris Williams hugs the ladder, preventing the move and pushes back with his hips, knocking James Mueller off.
Carlos: Great idea from Williams, not allowing Mueller to hit the move.
Ishnari: That isn't an idea you moron! That's common sense!
James Mueller quickly gets up as Chris Williams begins to climb the ladder again and pulls away Chris Williams's legs from the ladder. Chris Williams lands face first on the mat and James Mueller moves the ladder so that the nearest side pins Chris Williams down. James Mueller treads on Chris Williams as he moves over him onto the ladder. Chris Williams pushes up with his back as James Mueller climbs, and succeeds in raising it up enough to escape. Once free he tilts the ladder up with his hands, Sending James Mueller flying as it lands onto the opposite top rope. Chris Williams starts to climb, and James Mueller is soon trying to catch him up on the other side. Chris Williams gets to the top first, but can hardly reach before James Mueller gets near enough to attack him. With his hands still holding on to the belt hanging from the ceiling James Mueller lets loose a couple of shots to the head. Chris Williams is almost hanging from the belt with his legs loosing strength as James Mueller grabs his head under his arm. James Mueller takes on of Chris Williams's hanging arms and wraps it around his own head. The crowd gasps as James Mueller lifts him over his head for a suplex off of the ladder. Chris Williams clutches the hanging belt to try and stop the move. It cannot stop him from being suplexed hard from the great height down to the mat, but the force of the move pulls it free of its noose. Chris Williams is lying on the mat reeling in pain from the move, but is also grasping the United States title belt! The bell rings and James Mueller complains to the ref. He is pointed towards the belt in Chris Williams's hand and he holds his head in disbelief.
Winner and still the XHF United States Heavyweight Champion: The Energy Chris Williams
Carlos: And once again Chris Williams proves why he is the United States Heavyweight Champion.
Ishnari: You never did tell me that.
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist. He jumps up and down a moment before charging off towards the ring. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the still booing fans. He then jumps down, giving the platinum "P" to the timekeeper/referee and jumps up and down in the corner getting ready for his match.*
Carlos: Platinums theme says if he cant do it, it cant be donelets see if he can win the Junior Heavyweight title tonight.
Ishnari: Hot match right now. Hot match. Platinum is a veteran of the XHF and Dragon is a veteran of the world. Collision time.
*All The Small Things by Blink 182 plays as Minibadboy makes his way down to the ring on his motor scooter and with his traditional half gallon of milk in his hand and starts sucking it down like crazy at the top of the ramp as the crowd goes nuts. Minibadboy wheelies down the ramp on scooter and then slides into the ring. Calling for more half gallons of milk from the ringside announcer and sucks them down like crazy also, while the crowd goes nuts for one last time.*
Carlos: This guy likes his milkMilk, does a body good.
Ishnari: Oh man don't get me started on milk I love the stuff. It's the only drink that contains fat in its basic form, and that's why i keep coming back.
*The lights go out. Suddenly, "Creeping Death" by Metallica starts to play throughout the arena. The XtremeTron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing a long black trench coat. He climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin.*
Carlos: And here is THE MAN of the Junior Heavyweight division.
Ishnari: Heyhey look who you're sitting next to!
Carlos: Let's be serious Ish, you're a great competitor, but Shadow Dragon has done everything that needs to be done in the Junior Heavyweight division. I know I say this each time I see him wrestle, but from what I've seen from Dragon, he has little to no flaws, making him THE MAN of the Junior Heavyweight division.
Ishnari: I'm being serious when I say that I sit through his matches too and I see flaws. I see flaws that no one exposes, that no one KNOWS how to expose except me. You're doing that thing about disrespecting the new guy again Carl.
Triple Threat for the XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
Minibadboy vs. Platinum vs. Shadow Dragon
*MBB starts with Platinum hitting two hard kicks and a dropkick. Dragon goes behind and hits a drop toehold to MBB. Plat is up and hits a corkscrew arm drag to Dragon. MBB sweeps his legs and rolls into a headlock. Plat stands and flips MBB who lands on his feet. He grabs Platinum for a suplex but he floats over behind MBB. Dragon grabs him for a German but Plat flips and lands on his feet. He kicks but Dragon catches him. He goes for an enziguri but misses as Dragon ducks. He hits a dragon screw but turns into a sunset flip from MBB. 1 . . . kick out. All 3 men to their feet. Dragon shoves MBB to the corner. MBB leaps up over Dragon and locks his legs around his waist, spins and hits another roll up. 1 . . . kick out. Plat hits a hard spinning kick to MBB. Dragon goes to the top and hits a double axe handle to Platinum. MBB grabs his leg and pulls him down into a spinning tow hold. Plat goes behind and locks a sleeper on MBB. Dragon rolls breaking both holds sending the other two to the ground. Plat is up first and Dragon locks in a rear waist lock. Plat goes behind, Dragon now. Dragon lifts Plat for a German. Plat is about to flip out when MBB grabs his neck and turns it into a German Suplex Neckbreaker double team combo.*
Carlos: Thats a pretty unique move.
Ishnari: It's unique because of the risks involved. You don't often see that move because most have the heart not to perform it on a fellow wrestler.
*MBB goes to Dragon and hits him into the corner and hits shoulder thrusts to the gut. Dragon spins him into the corner and knees him in the gut and hits a climbing somersault kick to the face as MBB falls down and rolls out to the apron. Plat comes from behind with a back clothesline to Dragon. Now he sets him up and goes for a top rope German but Dragon elbows him down. Plat falls. Dragon spins and is ready to jump when MBB runs up the ropes and hits a spinning frankensteiner to Dragon. MBB goes after Platinum locking in the Small Walls. Platinum is in pain. Dragon grabs MBB in a reverse DDT.*
Ishnari: It's a triple threat and as you're seeing we now have a situation where nobody can get something going their way because of the presence of the third party.
*Platinum rolls out of the ring. MBB rolls to his feet with a spinaroonie. Dragon lunges but MBB dodges and hits a face buster. MBB picks up Dragon but he hits a shot to the gut and a leaping dropkick to MBBs chest. Platinum is on the apron and as Dragon stands, he hits a West Coast Pop. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. MBB grabs Plat from behind and hits a back breaker. Dragon walks right into an MBB Superkick. MBB pins. 1 . . .2 . . . kick out. Platinum from behind with a wheel kick. Dragon is up and hits Plat with a helicopter back breaker. Plat rolls out again. MBB with a low blow. He hits a DDT. He goes up top. The ref checks on Plat outside and when he is not looking Dragon blasts MBB with the black mist. He then runs up the ropes and hits a Dragonrana. The ref turns and counts. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Plat is coming back when Ace comes from the crowd and clubs him in the back.*
Carlos: ACE!?
Ishnari: This match has gone downhill.
*Ace whips Platinum into the steel steps then into the barricade. He follows with a dropkick to the gut. In the ring, Dragon is stomping MBB. He locks in a Dragon Sleeper. MBB fights it. Ace now has Platinum locked up and hits a suplex. He rolls him into the ring. He rolls in and starts stomping him. He locks in a spinning side leg lock. Dragon breaks the hold and picks up MBB. He goes for a clothesline but MBB ducks and hits a neckbreaker and both men are down. Ace picks up Plat and whips him to the corner and hits a backflip elbow. MBB is up but Dragon drops him with a kick to the shin. He starts to pound him. MBB is tired and hurt. Dragon takes him up top. He starts hitting him in the gut then climbs and taunts.*
Ishnari: How the hell is Ace still fucking up this match?
Carlos: I don't know, bad officiating.
*Ace lays out Platinum with an Ace Crusher under that turnbuckle and rolls away when he sees what is coming. MBB reverses Dragon and with all his might hits a Bad Boy Cutter with Dragon crashing onto Plat. MBB is too tired to cover. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! Dragon landed on Platinum and both were out resulting in the pinfall.*
Winner and still Champion: Shadow Dragon
Carlos: And Dragon, once again retains his Junior Heavyweight Championship.
Ishnari: He's still the man. For now.
*Ace laughs as he punches Platinum in the head and walks away.*
Carlos: I wonder what thats all about?
Ishnari: He is annoyed by Platinum. It isn't uncommon.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, with the XWF World Heavyweight Title around his waist, and the WWO Title around his right shoulder. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes into the ring. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck begins unstraping his XWF Title, and giving it to him, as Destruction takes the WWO Title off his shoulder into his hand.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both XWF and WWO Titles up in the air, with a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He looks around the arena, and then throws his titles up in the air, doing his taunt. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponent, as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
Carlos: Destruction has been through so much in his career, hes been in everything from Hell In A Cell matches, to Annihilation Complexes, First Blood, 3 Stages of Hell, EVERYTHING and nowhe enters a new worldI Quit match.
Ishnari: If only he could say "I quit" to his...habit. You know what I'm talking about.
*Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. GD then proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring GD gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. Gd then gets on the opposite Turnbuckle and raises both his arms, after about a few seconds GD lowers both his arms and looks at the crowd before getting down.*
Carlos: But Gravedigger has been through so much since coming into the XHF. Hes defeated a XHF legend Rhein, and was in the last match of Mongo The Destroyer. Gravedigger knows how to go big time, being the first ever ECF Undisputed Champion, and last month at Breaking Point, he made Destruction to tap out. Can he make him tap out again? Were about to find out.
"I Quit" Match
Destruction vs. Gravedigger
The two men stand face to face with one another, as the referee stands in between them. The bell sounds and rights are traded, Gravedigger taking the advantage. Destruction is sent into the ropes, and Gravedigger grabs his wrist. Gravedigger whips Destruction to the opposite side and goes for a clothesline, but Destruction ducks under and runs to the ropes, and when Gravedigger turns around Destruction responds with a high knee to the face. Gravedigger hits the mat but gets back to his feet, into a kick in the stomach by Destruction. Destruction bends Gravedigger over and sets him up for an Eve Of Destruction, but Gravedigger easily reverses it into a back body drop. Destruction sits up holding his back, climbing to his feet, as Gravedigger taunts for him to get up. Once Destruction is up to his feet Gravedigger runs and clotheslines him, sending him over the ropes and to the outside. Destruction tries to crawl away from Gravedigger, but Gravedigger makes it out of the ring in time, and grabs Destruction. Gravedigger picks Destruction up by the hair, and takes him near the ring steps, and smashes his head into them. Destruction bounces off the ring steps after each shot, holding his head. Gravedigger stands over the fallen Destruction, and picks up the ring steps! Gravedigger holds them over his head and throws them down, but Destruction just moves out of the way! Destruction rolls to his stomach and when Gravedigger goes to grab him, Destruction low blows him, sending Gravedigger to the ground. Gravedigger is in agonizing pain, as Destruction uses the guardrail to bring him up to his feet. Destruction is all the way to his feet, and walks over to Gravedigger and stomps on his chest. After a couple of shots Destruction lifts Gravedigger up to his feet, and picks him up in a powerslam position. Destruction holds Gravedigger there as he walks over to the nearest turnbuckle, and then throws Gravedigger back first into it with a fallaway slam!
Carlos: AH! Gravedigger has been through so many hardcore matches in his career, and his back cant be in great health and that might have been the Breaking Point.
Ishnari: That could very well be the critical point of the match. I don't know much about his back history but all it takes is a jolt like that to make Gravedigger effectively crippled for the duration of this match.
Gravedigger hits the post hard, as he holds his back, groaning in pain. Destruction climbs up to his feet, with a smile on his face, as he walks over to the ring announcer and takes a microphone.
Destruction: You feel that? How do you like that you sack of shit, do you quit, or do I have to destroy you some more?
Destruction lowers the microphone to Gravediggers lips.
GD: Fuck you.
Destruction: HaI knew you were stupid.
Destruction then smashes the microphone across the face of Gravedigger! Destruction throws then throws the microphone down, and the referee picks it up, as Destruction continues the assault on Gravedigger. Destruction lifts Gravedigger up to his feet and grabs his wrist, and throws him right into the railing, adding more pain to the back of Gravedigger. Gravedigger holds his back as his face is placed against the mat, and Destruction stands over him. Destruction doesnt seem satisfied with what hes done so far, so he screams something to Tylene Buck. Tylene then goes under the ring and searches under the ring, and then grabs a sledgehammer! Tylene holds the sledgehammer up so everybody can see, before giving it to Destruction. Destruction stalks Gravedigger, as Gravedigger is slowly using the ring to pick himself up. Once Gravedigger is up to his feet and lying against the turnbuckle Destruction swings the sledgehammer, but Gravedigger ducks and it hits the ring post! Destruction drops the sledgehammer and turns around right into a superkick by Gravedigger, sending the back of Destructions head into the ring post! Destruction hits the post hard, and it shows as he looks like he has a concussion. The referee checks on Destruction asking him if he quits, but Destruction slowly shakes his head, his face showing the effects of the ring post. Gravedigger lifts the groggy Destruction up, and drags him all the way up the ramp area. Gravedigger applies a front facelock to Destruction and throws Destructions arm behind his neck, and grabs Destructions tights. Gravedigger then lifts Destruction up, and drives him against the steel ramp with a huge suplex, making Destruction scream in pain. Gravedigger climbs up to his feet and walks over to the crowd, and searches for an object. As Gravedigger is doing this Destruction is climbing up to his feet, and once Destruction is all the way to his feet Gravedigger pulls out a glass bottle! When Gravedigger turns around, he swings the bottle, shattering it into pieces against Destructions face!
Carlos: Jesus Christ!
Ishnari: Sweet Billy Jesus!
Destruction is busted wide open, as he hits the steel ramp and Gravedigger holds the broken bottle up in the air showing it to the crowd. Gravedigger then walks up to the referee and snatches the microphone away, and mounds the bloody Destruction.
GD: Huh? You quit yet?
Destruction doesnt respond, instead he spits right into Gravediggers face! Gravedigger stands up and wipes the spit off of his face, and then begins stomping a mudhole into Destruction! Gravedigger picks up Destruction and just throws him into the ground, sending Destruction rolling down the ramp. Destruction rolls far enough to hit the side of the ring, as he begs for Gravedigger not to hurt him. As Gravedigger inches closer and closer to Destruction, Tylene Buck steps in front of him! The two have a heated argument, until Gravedigger grabs Tylene Buck by the hair and shoves her down into the padding! Gravedigger then points and screams at Tylene Buck to back off, as Destruction pulls something out of the ring. Gravedigger walks over and grabs Destruction, but Destruction takes a mini-sledgehammer and smashes it into Gravediggers knee! Gravedigger falls to the padding holding his knee, as now Destruction is stomping on it. Destruction holds the leg up and calls Tylene Buck over, who then begins to kick the injured knee of Gravedigger! Gravedigger screams in pain, as Destruction lifts Gravedigger up and rolls him into the ring. The bloody Destruction follows, walking over to Gravedigger. Destruction lifts up the leg of Gravedigger and drives an elbow into his knee, making Gravedigger scream in pain. Destruction then stands up on a vertical basis, and steps in front of the leg of Gravedigger, and then applies a figure-four-leglock!
Carlos: Destruction has told me many times that the wrestler that he idolized the most was The Nature Boy Ric Flair, and that he would make Gravedigger say I quit to the patented figure-four-leglock.
Ishnari: When did he tell you that?
Carlos: Earlier today.
Ishnari: I'll tell you something, if Ric Flair knew that he was the inspiration for Destruction, he would have regretted getting into this business.
Destruction screams at Gravedigger to quit, but Gravedigger refuses the quit, as the fans begin to cheer for him. Gravedigger shakes his head and Destruction screams, using every inch of energy in his body trying to get Gravedigger to quit. Gravedigger though has another idea, as he slowly begins moving over, trying to reverse the figure four leglock! Destruction though doesnt allow this to happen, as he releases the figure four, and leaps up onto Gravedigger with a blatant choke. Tylene Buck slides in a steel chair, as Destruction lifts Gravedigger up to his feet, and applies a front facelock, and then DDTs Gravedigger straight into the steel chair! Gravedigger bounces off the steel chair holding his head in pain, as Destruction takes the microphone away from the referee.
Destruction : How do you like the pain Gravedigger? Huh, do you fucking quit or do I have to hurt you some more?
Destruction bends over and goes to lower the microphone to the mouth of Gravedigger, but Gravedigger responds with a kick to the groin! Destruction falls to the mat holding his groin, and Gravedigger rolls to the outside and then under the ring. After a short while Gravedigger emerges from under the ring, with a ten-foot leather strap! Gravedigger rolls into the ring and wraps the strap around Destructions throat, and begins choking him! The crimson face of Destruction shows the effects, as he quickly begins to fade away. Destruction seems unconscious, so the referee calls for the bell, awarding the win to Gravedigger!
Winner: Gravedigger
Carlos: And Gravediggerwins.
Ishnari: Chokeout - perfect end to an I Quit match.
Carlos: It was good while it lasted Mr. Ish, but now I must go back to my hometown of Mexico. I can no longer commentate with you, and Mr. Ish I hope you the best of luck in your wrestling career, and your commentating career. I hope in Mexico, I can meet a man as good as you.
Ishnari: Yikes, that was sudden.
Carlos: I know, but thank you.
Ishnari: That's alright!
Gravedigger leaves the ring holding his arms up in the air, as Destruction slowly climbs up to his feet. A microphone is given to him from the referee, as Destruction is up to his feet.
Destruction: Gravedigger stop
Gravedigger then stops and turns around to Destruction.
Destruction: You youre the future of this industry. Youre the man whoswhos gonna be the biggest thing to hit the XHF. Youyou Gravediggeryou remind me of me. Remind me of a me whenwhen I had the strength to do this.
The crowd is silent, as Destruction looks to the ground.
Destruction: You are the manthe man that I wish I could be. Gravedigger, I give you all the credit in the world, and you madeyou made this match very special to me. You see this this is my final time here in the XHF for a while.
The crowd gives off a mixed reaction.
Destruction: Id like to thank everybody whos helped me through this through everything that happened to me. Id like to thank the fans that II love
Destruction is getting emotional from all of this, as he wipes his eyes.
Destruction: Thank you and trust me you will see me again, and who ever my opponent will betheyll know that the countdown to their eve of destruction
The crowd joins in.
Destruction:has
Destruction looks around at the crowd, a tear running down his face, when suddenly a face that everybody loves to see returns to his face, as he shouts out his final word, with the crowd saying it with him.
Destruction:BEGUN!
The crowd is on their feet, as Frantic by Metallica hits the PA. Destruction drops the microphone and holds his arms up in the air, as Bonafide Homicide comes to a close.