Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 2, 2017 4:54:30 GMT -5
The beginning to Phoenix by Breaking Point comes over the speakers as the screen turns on.
It was gone in a momentIt went in a blaze
I felt so helpless, being so far away
The screen shows Hardcore Harry pinning Smash to become the Hardcore Champion. Then goes to Smash standing alone in the ring until it then quickly changes to him draping the arm over the chest of Death Trap and getting the one two three, the match where he earned a shot at Harry once again.
The skeleton frame, how it's holding my memories
Xtreme Warrior and Lodi exchanging words as Xtreme Warrior walks out on the flock. Shots of the threeway brawls between Xtreme Warrior, Zero and Kanyon are shown, Zero getting the pinfall on Xtreme Warrior at Devastation, to still shot of the European Title being smothered in flames.
Cause god only knows now, just what's ahead of me
Cause everything's been taken from me now, I don't believe it
When everything that you had just sweeps aside
You rise like the Phoenix to fly
Several shots of the four rings, surrounded in cells with the ladders inside and on top, as well as the glass structures are shown. Platinum soaring through the air changes to Ace coming off the top, Shadow Dragon soaring over the top rope, flipping to the outside as well as MBB, followed by the pushing and shoving by Shadow Dragon and MBB at Gastro, and the face to face confrontation between Platinum and Ace at Devastation.
No words can describe it
There was nothing to save
The ashes have dried now
They have all been blown away
Destruction is shown giving his farewell, followed by Rat handing out his flyers. Ishnari repeating his Ish for commish comments and Rage making his return, the flaming Rage symbol followed by a closeup of a screaming Rage with the blood trickling from his forehead.
Cause pictures in my head, they're all I have of them
Shots of the Mr. X midgets marching down the ramp followed by James Mueller running around with a turkey on his head are followed by Muller and Alexander slamming chairs down on top of Mr. X. A still shot is shown of the two with the United States title hanging atop their heads.
Don't take me now
I don't want to leave this place
Gravedigger getting struck over the head with a pane of glass on top of the stage is shown as Gravedigger then proceeds to strike J.L over the head with a chair in a steel cage. Gravedigger is shown chasing the masked men out of the building and destroying their limo with a baseball bat. The still shot of Gravedigger coms together with the still shot of J.L from Devastation and the words X*Crown appear atop their heads. The song goes into a guitar solo with random lyrics being said in the background.
Cause god only knows now, just what's ahead of me
Death Trap stands over Reeshi after striking him over the head with steel chair.
The skeleton frame, how it's holding my memories
Reeshi stands over Death Trap after having powerbombed him through the announce table.
I close my eyes, and try to remember when...
No words can describe it
Death Trap is shown on his knees, staring down at the ECF title across his lap
The closing lines of the song "Don't take me now, just let me fly" are spoken as the tune fades out leaving Reeshi and Death Trap with the XHF Title above them on the stage until the song ends. The screen flashes off and the pyro display begins as the camera turns around to Tommy and Ishnari at the commentors table, the frenzy of cheering fans behind him, and there sitting straight, staring blankly ahead, not blinking at all, wearing nothing but red, is the mountie.
Tommy: Hello everyone, it's XHF Supremacy. We're once again outdoors, this time in Calgary, Alberta. We've reached the freezing mark of 32 degrees, but there's 60, 000 strong out here showing their support and we will not disappoint!
Ishnari: Look at this idiot behind me. He's even more pumped then I am! Down boy!
Tommy: I don't need to hype it up any further, you all saw the video, but there is one other announcement to be made. Due to popular demand, through Ishnari's match tonight we will have this mountie behind us, joining for commentary and he will stick with us through X*Crown title match
Ishnari: Can mounties be trusted?
Tommy: About as much as the queen
Ishnari: in that case I'd watch your back
*"Praise" by Sevendust plays as Magnus walks out to the ramp. Red and Silver Pyro pour from the top sides of the titantron as he walks down. He gets into the ring and flashes the rock n' Roll hand sign to the crowd as he stands on the turnbuckle*
Tommy: Here is our featured, Cruiser Killer
Ishnari: What's so featured about him?
Tommy: He's the only one here that I know of
"Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine blasts over the PA System with the all so familiar words, as the crowd bounce to their feet cheering for the fun loving Icarus Krazy.
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now
The lights in the arena start flashing widely to the beat as Icarus Krazy runs out to the center stage, getting the crowd pumped as he dances about a bit. He then stands still as he looks down at the ring, the camera getting a long shot of his posture; he then suddenly bursts into a run down the ramp.
We're the renegades of this atomic age
This atomic age of renegades
Renegades of this atomic age
This atomic age of renegades
Icarus Krazy slides into the ring, almost reaching the other side on his belly. He then imminently springs to his feet and runs up onto the second of the turnbuckle, where he starts flinging his hands in the air, bobbing to the music.
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
He then jumps down and starts jogging on the spot slightly, as the music dies down and he waits for the match to begin.
Ishnari: Here's the guy hoping to prove that alias wrong
Magnus vs Icarus Krazy
The bell rings as Magnus and Krazy circle around the ring, before locking up in the center of the ring. Magnus quickly uses his size to advantage and locks in a headlock. Magnus locks in the headlock tighter as Krazy inches closer to the ropes, seemingly getting ready to whip Magnus off the ropes. Magnus catches on to Krazys plans and quickly turns the headlock into headlock takeover, and Magnus keeps the hold locked in. Krazy quickly reverses into a leg scissors, and Magnus escapes, and the two are back up at their feet and Krazy offers Magnus a handshake, but Magnus instead hits a beautiful standing dropkick
Tommy: Magnus is the Cruiser Killer, he isn't going to take a handshake from one
Ishnari: You damn right. He aint no samurai.
Magnus then does a little shuffle while Krazy gets back to his feet. Krazy and Magnus tie up once again. Krazy uses his speed to trip Magnus. Magnus starts getting up but is greeted by a front dropkick to the face. Krazy now is gaining momentum. Krazy picks Magnus up and starts with a few forearms to the face. Krazy then whips Magnus off the ropes and signals for a back body drop, but Magnus kicks Krazy in the face. Magnus then whips Krazy off the ropes, and Krazy is greeted with a spinning heel kick. Magnus once again taunts the crowd by running his hand through his hair. Magnus stalks Krazy as he gets up. Magnus kicks Krazy in the gut and Magnus hits a snap suplex. Magnus hangs on the suplex, and hits another snap suplex. Magnus once again holds the suplex, only this time Magnus stalls the suplex. But Krazy reverses out of it and is now behind Magnus. And Krazy hits a reverse DDT. Magnus slowly gets to his feet and charges at Krazy, who hits an Arm Drag on Magnus. Magnus charges again only to receive another arm drag. Magnus is now getting pissed, as he charges again, only this time Krazy hits his snapping hurricana. Magnus gets to his feet again, and Krazy jumped up to the top rope while Magnus was down. Krazy goes for a diving cross body, but is only greeted with a thunderous superkick to the gut. Krazy hold his stomach in extreme pain, if his face didnt show it enough.
Ishnari: Magnus showing some great technique with those snap suplexes, which are no stroll on the beach to pull off.
Tommy: No, but they could be a walk in the park
Ishnari: Depends on the number of landmines in said park.
Magnus taunts and smiles as he clear sees that he now has the control of the match. Magnus slowly walks over to Krazy and sends a few boots to the stomach of Krazy. The ref stops Magnus from continuing. Magnus ignores the ref and locks in a rear chin lock sending his knee into the back of Krazy. Magnus smiles as he tightens the hold. Magnus then breaks the hold, and sends a few more boots to Krazys gut. The ref warns Magnus again, as Magnus picks Krazy up. Magnus picks Krazy up in the firemens carry position. After a little Taunt Magnus hits a gut buster on Krazy. Once again we see Krazy holding his stomach in pain. Magnus taunts some more before climbing to the top rope. Magnus jumps off for a frog splash, and gets nothing but canvas. Krazy waits until Magnus is on one knee before locking in a waist lock and hitting a german suplex, and carrying it over into a reverse powerbomb completing the badly drawn plex. And both men are on the mat, and the ref starts the count1234567 Krazy is the first to his feet and charges at Magnus for a clothesline, but Magnus ducks and as soon as Krazy turns around Magnus hits a DDT. Magnus picks Krazy up and goes for an Irish whip but hold Krazys arm and pulls him and connects with an elbow to Krazys head. And then Magnus hits a quick Magnum Cutter. And Magnus once again taunts
Tommy: Enough with the taunting! The Magnum Cutter was nice though
Ishnari: Ishnari: The pace has picked up. Time to think is fading.
Magnus then walks over to Krazy, and Magnus grabs Krazys leg, and lets out a Wooo before locking in the Figure Four Leg Lock, Krazy screams in pain. Krazy tries to reverse it, but is unsuccessful. Krazy has both shoulders on the mat as the ref starts the count 12, Krazy gets back up. Krazy puts his shoulders on the mat again1Krazy gets back up. Krazy is now trying desperately to reverse the pressureafter about half a minute of trying Krazy finally turns over reversing the pressure. And Magnus breaks the hold. Magnus is the first to his feet, and stalks Krazy Krazy turns around is greeted by a few punches by Magnus, and then Magnus whips Krazy off the ropes, but Krazy hits Magnus with a springboard back elbow. Magnus gets up and is greeted by a kick to the gut, and Krazy appears to be going for a diamond cutter, but runs up the nearest turnbuckle and nails the Skull Candy and goes for the pin12Kickout.
Tommy: I could really go for some candy right now too...
Ishnari: Krazy by now should be figuring out that Magnus is all over the place with his offence. Magnus has no direction and is lost out there.
Krazy is shocked that Magnus kicked out. And taunts for the Shin Kickas soon as Magnus is to his feet Krazy charges at Magnus and jumps for the shin kick, but Magnus has it scouted and ducks out of the way. And Magnus hooks Krazys arms from behind and appears to be going for a backslide, but Magnus unhooks Krazys arms and lift Krazy up into the cross-position, and nails the magnum force. And Magnus goes for the pin12thrKickout. Magnus shrugs off the kick and taunts for the superkick Krazy is to his feet and Magnus goes for the kick, but this time Krazy ducks under and hits Magnus with the bum rush. Krazy pulls Magnus over to the turnbuckle, then Krazy jumps up to the top rope RVD style, and taunts for the Funk Press. While Taunting Magnus flips up to his feet HBK style and climbs to the second rope and hits Krazy with a few punches, before locking in a front face lock. Magnus then yells out to the crowd Mega Ultimate Magnum Cutter. And then Magnus then connects with the Magnum cutter off the topMagnus goes for the pin123.
Winner :: Magnus
Tommy: Well, if the first one wasn't going to keep him down, the top one certainly did
Ishnari: I'm going to hold back my instincts here and say that we just saw an awesome match physically. Magnum found himself and got the win that he should be getting facing someone of an inferior weight.
*Suddenly, the arena lights begin to flicker off and on and as the crowd rises to it's feet immediately in anticipation, a combination of loud guitar riffs and the following words slowly begin to echo & scroll across the XHF's own looming Xtreme-Tron above...
"Ill tell you now you cant win this,
Youre way too slow,
Ill tell you now Im gonna take this,
Did you come here to watch me, watch me burn?!"
*Thereafter, the daunting tune of "Burn" by Three Days Grace hits the PA as the XHF's own "Hellraiser Hearthrob" of ALLL the ladies himself, the great Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks then emerges from behind the curtain with the gorgeous Jennifer Dream by his side! Thereafter, once finished making their way on down the ramp to a chorus of fierce boos, this highly-touted young XHF superstar then finishes making his way on up the ring steps, leaving the elegant Jennifer to continue cheering him on from below now. Once inside the ring moments later, he proceeds to lean over toward the ropes and taunt off momentarily to this entire sellout crowd joining us here tonight, before then finally beginning to bounce back and forth off the ropes awaiting the emergence of any and all forthcoming opposition...*
Kanes pyros shoot from the main stage, Motograter's down hits the pa system and Vladius comes out to the stage and makes his way to the ring.
Ishnari: What do you think of Impaler's chances from what you've seen?
Tommy: I haven't seen anything, this is his debut here, hopefully he has a good one
Ishnari: I'll tell Hicks that.
Tommy: In that case, I'll go with Impaler. You have to be wrong one of these times!
Ishnari: Let us see.
Matt Hellraizer Hicks vs. The Impaler
The bell rings and both men rush to the center of the ring and start punching each other. Hicks hits a swift kick to Impalers abdomen. Hicks then delivers an elbow to the back of Impalers neck. He then sets up for a powerbomb or piledriver, but Impaler reverses with a backdrop before we can find out. Impaler then delivers an elbow to the downed Hicks. Impaler then applies a sleeper hold to Hicks on the ground. After 15 seconds, Hicks starts to try to get up. He hits an elbow into Impalers gut. Another, and a third finally breaks the hold. Hellraizer sends Impaler to the ropes and when Impaler comes back, Hicks locks in a sleeper of his own. Impaler moves around and turns it into a backdrop. Impaler gets up and picks Hicks up by the head. Impaler delivers a throat thrust and Hicks holds his throat and stumbles into the ropes. The ref checks on Hicks as Impaler comes up to Hicks from behind. Hicks delivers the low blow with his leg backwards while the ref is checking on Hicks throat.
Tommy: Well, Impaler was looking good early, we're about to see how well he can rebound after that cheap shot
Ishnari: Both men making early mistakes. Hicks a mindless early powerbomb and Impaler with an equaly dumb early sleeper.
The ref sees Impaler down, but doesnt know what happened. Hicks immediately goes on the attack with kicks to Impalers chest. He picks up Imaper and delivers a standing drop kick. He then goes to the corner looks behind him and then goes for the Rectifier, but Impaler rolls out of the way. Both men are slow to get up. They run at each other and both hit a clothesline. Both men are down again. The ref starts a ten count. At 5 Hicks starts to get up. A second later Impaler starts to rise. Hicks bounces off the ropes, but as he gets to Impaler, Impaler delivers the big boot to the face. He picks up Hicks, and delivers a huge sit-out powerbomb! 1, 2, Hicks gets his hand on the rope.
Ishnari: We haven't seen these two in action regularly and they're both showing signs of fatigue. Unacceptable
Tommy: Especially for Hicks, where has that boy been!
Ishnari: I really do not want to know.
Impaler cant believe it. Impaler picks Hicks up again, and now sets up for a tombstone. Jennifer Dream gets up on the apron, screaming at Impaler. She takes off one of her high heels and starts to try to get in the ring, but the ref runs over and stops her. Impaler delivers the tombstone and makes the cover, but the ref is distracted. Impaler gets up and walks over to the ref and Dream. He starts to argue with Dream and then places his hand around her throat. Hicks gets up and pulls on Impalers arm turning him around. Impaler lets go of Dream and punches Hicks, now with the ref looking at Hicks, Jennifer hits Impaler in the back of the head with her shoe, hunching him over, but not knocking him down.
Tommy: Woo, she's a fiesty one
Ishnari: Both the referee and Impaler bothering themselves with things they should be ignoring. I don't care whether I'm commissioner or not at the end of tonight, I'm gonig to get that offical fired.
Dream gets off the apron as Hicks runs at Impaler, grabs his head and runs up the ropes, and delivering a tornado DDT. Hicks rolls into the cover. 1, 2, kickout! Hicks cant believe it. He argues with the ref saying it was three. He then picks up Impaler and throws him into the corner. He turns Impaler around, then sets him up on the top, rope with his back to the ring. Meanwhile, Jennifer grabs a steal chair. She rests it on the apron right next to the post the wrestlers are on then runs to the other side of the ring. She once again tries to get in the ring distracting the ref. Hicks is now on the turnbuckle with Impaler, hes trying to set up a super backdrop, but Impaler punches Hicks in the head until Hicks is forced to fall off. Impaler is now trying to get off the turnbuckle. Hicks gets up, reaches out of the ring, and grabs the chair. As Impaler is about to get his leg back inside the ring ropes, but Hicks blasts him in the back of the head with the chair. Hicks then throws the chair out of the ring and goes back up the turnbuckle. Dream now gets off the apron. The ref turns around to see Hicks deliver a super backdrop off the top rope! Both men are down. The ref starts his ten count again. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Hicks starts to move. 6, 7, Hicks is now using the ropes to stand up and Impaler is not moving. 8, 9, Hicks is now fully standing, 10!
Winner by knockout and number one contender for Phoenix Title: Matt Hellraizer Hicks
Tommy: Impaler should have won this match on two different occassions if it had not been for that...argh!...for Jennifer Dream!
Ishnari: Nono Tommy, you've got it all wrong. If the referee had not abandoned his duties as a match official on two serperate occasions Impaler would have won. Performers like myself rely on the guys in the striped shirts to do their duty just as we do ours, and this referee failed to do so twice. It's an utter fucking disgrace.
Fuel by Metallica blares through the speakers as the Xtremetron activates showing the custom XHF Battleship built over the week. It clicks from the bottom cargo hold near stacks of boxes and artillery up the steel walls to the main deck where two cannons are located. The captains cabin is on one side, the other shows stairs that lead up to another deck where assorted hardcore match weapons are located. On the side of this deck is a box of lifejackets and inner tubes as well as a net dropping machine. Smash steps out of the captains cabin awaiting his opponent.
Man in the Box hits the arena as Harry steps up the gangplank onto the boat. The ref calls both men to the center of the Main Deck then takes Harrys belt and raises it. He calls for the bell.
Tommy: Apparently the only way to win this match is by pinfall or by getting tossed out of a cannon into the Bow River.
Battleship Brawl for XHF Hardcore Championship
Smash vs. Hardcore Harry
Smash starts it by slapping Harry and saying he is the real legend. Harry shoves Smash and says he is THE legend. Smash moves forward and gets in Harrys face. They argue for a few seconds until smoke rises and Harry looks to see his pants on fire and Smash holding a lighter on his left leg. Harry leaps back, kicks the lighter into the sea and rolls on the deck to put out the fire. Smash takes advantage and stomps him as he rolls. Harry finally is out but Smash now hooks the legs and hits a wishbone leg splitter. He then hits a leg drop. He stands and taunts Harry. Harry gets to a knee and Smash moves in . . . right into a low blow. Harry takes advantage of the no DQ and hits another. Smash collapses to his knees. Harry gets up and hits a few punches then stands him up. They grapple. Harry seems to have the advantage and shoves him back but Smash reverses with an Irish whip into the captains cabin. Harry collapses the door and slowly stands as Smash barrels in with a big boot to the back of Harrys neck. Smash picks him up and hits a body slam onto the door.
Tommy: Ouch, we're getting physical
Mountie: I'm about ready to blow the whistle!
Smash now looks at his surroundings. Harry stands and Smash punches him but Harry blocks and kicks him in the gut. He tosses him into the control panel. He follows and starts smacking Smashs head on the panel. The motor at one point starts up and they start to slowly move to sea. Next time one of the machine guns on the sealed off part of the main deck fired blowing up a buoy in the water and hitting an innocent octopus. Smash blocks the next and then tosses Harry back. Harry charges but Smash hits a drop toe hold and Harrys head falls next to the wheel. Smash spins it and the pegs rapidly drum on Harry until he falls. He kicks Smash in the shin and puts his head in between the wooden spokes and spins the wheel. The spokes break on Smash as he spins then falls out. The boat turns sharply right into a sand bar covered in rocks. The USS Congo is now stuck on the bar as Harry and Smash battle out onto the main deck again. Harry bounces Smashs head off the steel plating then climbs up the ladder but stops half way. He leaps for a flying clothesline but Smash leaps and hits a hard kick to the chest. Harry falls in pain. Smash locks in an arm bar.
Mountie: Very good wrestling eh?
Tommy: Very nice tactical work being done now by Smash.
Smash keeps it locked in. Once Harry starts to break, Smash breaks it and waits for Harry. He clotheslines him. Harry stands . . . into another, then another, another, another, a sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, and finally a tenth. Harry is down and breathing heavy as Smash climbs the ladder and leaps with a body splash. 1 . . . kick out.
Mountie: I remember Ultimate Warrior doing that move
Tommy: This boy knows his stuff. Canadians always were intelligent
Smash laughs and picks up Harry. He slams him into the steel and then climbs to the Upper Deck. He grabs one of the XHF Hardcore weapons . . . the cookie tray. He ducks down in front of the ladder. Harry follows him up there. He gets his head over the floor level and gets it smacked by the cookie tray. Smash pulls him up. Harry is limp as Smash stands him. He goes for a DDT but Harry comes back to life and hits him in the gut. He grabs his head and hits a punch but holds onto him. He hits a second. Then a third and lets Smash step back. Harry winds up like hes throwing a fastball and fires a hard right to Smash who falls and flops like a fish out of water.
Tommy: He just flopped like a fish out of water!
Mountie: Hahaha...fish out of water...they in the sea, hahaha!
Harry now goes to a knee but picks up the barbed wire two by four and the book of matches. He lights the 2x4 and waits for Smash to stand and then cracks it over his head gouging the skin and burning the forehead. Smash falls holding his head. Harry grabs a chair and begins thrusting it into Smashs stomach. Smash again flops around in pain. Harry picks him up. He swings but Smash ducks and when Harry turns he gets a big boot knocking the chair into his head. Both men are down. Smash is up to one knee on the edge of the deck. Harry is slowly standing near him. Harry charges but Smash catches him off guard with a hand to the throat. He grabs him and turns and looks over the edge, the cargo hold is open and in it is two large stacks of crates filled with ammunition for the machine gun, harpoon guns, and cannons. He lifts Harry up and hits a chokeslam and then gauges how far the crate stack is. He sets Harry up and lifts him for a powerbomb. He hits the Death Drop and Harry falls down past the Main Deck to the cargo hold and through 6 stacked crates, the rest of the stack on the side falls on top of him. Smash looks at Harry and the broken wood, ammo all over him and under him, and the blood leaking from Harrys back. Smash now climbs down the ladder and then walks to the cargo hold. He laughs and taunts Harry. He climbs down the stairs into the hold.
Tommy: That wasn't smart
Smash walks to Harry and pins him. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 NO! Harry somehow kicked out. Smash looks at him like hes a freak and just starts choking him with a broken splint of wood. Harry seems out of it. However there are no KOs or submissions. Smash pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . all of the sudden the ammo under them and the broken crates crumble and they tumble down breaking the count. Smash grabs his head and screams in anger. He rolls over to pin again. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Smash starts pounding the ground until he finds a mortar shell. He laughs then picks it up. He waits for Harry to roll to his knees then slams the butt over his head and starts hitting his knees with the tip. Harry finally pulls away. Smash tosses the shell away but it explodes when it hits the ladder and the flames and pieces of shrapnel hit Smash and both men are down. Luckily the explosion was on the part on dry land so the boat doesnt sink yet. The ref looks around and begins to climb the ladder to get a cell phone signal to call EMTs. When he looks back down Harry is up but limping and holding his back. He stretches and picks up Smash. He sets him up and hits a Roll the Dice. He now begins to climb the ladder. He is still weakened and has trouble even walking. He finally makes it to the top and turns to leap but Smash is on the ladder halfway up and moving up fast. Harry just turns and spins the cannon so it faces Smash.
Tommy: KABOOM!
Mountie: Oh no, that against the law!
*Smash makes it up as Harry pulls the cord trying to blow him away. Smash dives to the deck only to realize the cannon was empty. He gets up angry and charges at Harry who ducks a clothesline and grabs Smash. He tips the cannon straight up. He stands on the edge and hits a Hangmans DDT then moves dropping Smash into the cannon. He yells at him then turns the cannon to see. Smash is then launched 50 feet to sea . . . then an electric eel bites his crotch. Harry laughs as the crowd and commentators yell, HOLY SHIT!*
Winner and still XHF Hardcore Champion: Hardcore Harry
Mountie: .......................woah
Tommy: I agree. That's gotta be cold in there!
The beginning of Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson slowly echos through the arena, and green and blue lights fill the top of the ramp. After about 10 second the guitar kicks in, and The Xtreme Warrior jogs through the curtains, his clothes and body paint glowing in the light. He starts to jog and dance on the spot, touching the floor with his hands almost crawling, half the crowd cheering wildly to the entrance as the other half boo at his heelish attitude. The Xtreme Warrior then burst into a slow run, and makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way down. Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson still playing loudly.
Take your hatred out on me
make your victim my head
you never ever believed in me
I am your tourniquet
The Xtreme Warrior quickly slides in the ring, where he jumps up a turnbuckle and brings his arms up in the air. He stays there for a couple of seconds, and then jumps down and runs to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring, where he taunts the crowd again. He then jumps down, and starts to stretch at some ropes, and waits for the match to begin.
Ishnari: i'm looking for a good match here for Europe.
Tommy: Even though they are playing with fire?
Ishnari: They're not going to be playing with it, silly.
'Crashing' by Unloco hits the P.A. system. A light blue haze fills the air as the arena goes dark. Zero walks through the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp. He looks around at the fans, then continues down the ramp. He slaps some hands, then slides under the bottom rope, into the ring. He climbs one of the turnbuckles while the rest explode in light blue pyro. He then jumps off and waits for his opponent.
Tommy: This guy has had a lot in commin with the temperature the past few days up north
"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.
Ishnari: Everybody
XHF European Championship
Inferno Elimination Match
The Xtreme Warrior vs. Zer0 vs. Chris Kanyon (C)
The bell rings, and immediatly Zer0 and the Xtreme Warrior begin a double team beat down on Kanyon. They punch down on his back, and Zer0 delivers a devestating forearm smash to his back. The Xtreme Warrior grabs Kanyon, and then whips him straight into a turnbuckle. Kanyon hits the cold steele with his shoulder. Warrior grabs Kanyon's legs, and holds out Kanyon. Zer0 gets on the apron, and then poses. He leaps over the top rope, spins around, and lands with his legs on Kanyon's back. Kanyon holds on to the turnbuckle in pain, as Zer0 and The Xtreme Warrior begin to continue their double team assault. Zer0 swings back his arm, and elbows The Xtreme Warrior in the face on accident, and then punches Kanyon in the back of the head. The Xtreme Warrior maintains his balance, and then swings Zer0 around to face him. Zer0 punches Warrior, once, twice, three times. Zer0 hits a sidekick on Kanyon's back, and then goes for a toe kick to the Xtreme Warrior. The Xtreme Warrior catches it, but Zer0 flips around, and hits Xtreme Warrior in the face with his other foot.
Tommy: Slow start here
Zer0 looks around, and then raises his hands in the air and gets cheers. Kanyon rushes Zer0 from behind with a lariat. He stomps on Zer0's head, and then he runs to the ropes. He comes running back, slides, and hits a baseball slide into Zer0, knocking him under the bottom rope, but still on the apron. Kanyon gets up, and The Xtreme Warrior tackles Kanyon into the mat. He begins a punching assault on Kanyon. The ref tries to get The Xtreme Warrior off, and the Xtreme Warrior pushes the ref away. He goes back to Kanyon, and Kanyon hits a low blow on the Xtreme Warrior. Kanyon pulls himself up, but then is drugged out by Zer0 on the outside. Kanyon hits the floor head first, and Zer0 picks him up. Zer0 locks in a Dragon Sleeper on the outside! Kanyon can be heard yelling in pain. The Xtreme Warrior uses the top rope, and vaults over with a body splash on both men!
Tommy: Ohhh...now how are they gonna set each other on fire, they aren't even in the ring
Ishnari: Fire can be achieved through various means.
Tommy: *pulls a stick from behind the commentators table with a flaming marshmellow. He blows out the fire* Marshmellow?
Ishnari: No thanks, I've had my fill. *Turns off BBQ*
The Xtreme Warrior is the first one up.He grabs Zer0 by the hair, and pulls him up. He thrusts Zer0 face into the barricade. The Xtreme Warrior pulls Zer0 over, and then whips him, stomach first, into the barricade. Zer0 loses his breath, and is caught on the barricade. The Xtreme Warrior turns to Kanyon, and gets a huge Superkick! The Xtreme Warrior is leveled after the desperate move, and Kanyon rests on the barricade. Kanyon runs over, jumps, and hits a elbow to the back and head of Zer0, knocking both over into the audience. Kanyon feels around, and then pulls himself up. Kanyon crawls over the barricade, and then begins to walk towards the commentators tables. He goes to the apron, and looks under the ring. He pulls out a bucket marked "Gas" and puts it on the apron. Kanyon goes under the apron, and pulls out another bucket marked "Gas". Kanyon grabs a bucket, and walks around the corner. Both Zer0 and The Xtreme Warrior rush and hit a double super kick on Kanyon! The bucket of gasoline pours on Kanyon's body, and Kanyon begins to squirm around.
Ishnari: What do you reckon is in those buckets?
Tommy: I got a nose for these things and it smells like maple syrup! *Looks behind him* I thought I told you to put that away! Damn mounties
Ishnari: Ishnari: Damn stereotypes!
Zer0 pats the Xtreme Warrior on the shoulder, and The Xtreme Warrior punches Zer0. He goes for a whip into the ring steps, but Zer0 haults and then whips Warrior into the turnbuckle post. The Xtreme Warrior hits the pole on the jaw, spins around, and lands on the floor on his knees and hands. Zer0 turns to Kanyon, who is pulling himself up. Zer0 grabs Kanyon, and throws him into the commentator's table Kanyon hits his back on the front of the table, and Zer0 picks him up. Zer0 picks up Kanyon, and throws him into the ring. Kanyon rolls around, and Zer0 goes under the ring. He pulls out a table, and then slides it into the ring, past the other bucket of gas. Zer0 puts the bucket under the Southeast turnbuckle, and then rolls into the ring. Kanyon stomps on Zer0's shoulders, and then begins to assemble the table. Zer0 gets up, and Kanyon punches Zer0 in the jaw. Zer0 rests on the ropes, as Kanyon puts the table on all fours. Zer0 comes lunging out, and begins punching Kanyon furiously, as if he was using reserved energy. He gets Kanyon into the turnbuckle, and then props Kanyon onto the turnbuckle. On the outside, the Xtreme Warrior slides in a ladder. Zer0 locks up for a superplex, but Kanyon counters and Zer0 crashes into the folded ladder and hits the mat with his face. Kanyon shakes himself off, and then jumps off with a Rocker Dropper on to Zer0!
Tommy: Don't rockets normally take off, not drop?
Ishnari: Where'd you get rockets from?
Tommy: I'm just thinking what it would be like if we lived on the moon
Ishnari: You do that.
The Xtreme Warrior slides in and adjusts the table more towards a turnbuckle. He turns to Kanyon, and hits a forearm into his face. The Xtreme Warrior spins Kanyon around, and locks in for a Reverse DDT. He plants Kanyon into the ground with the Black Pastel! The Xtreme Warrior grabs the ladder, and sets it up. He begins to climb it, and continues to keep his eye on Kanyon. Zer0 walks up the back of the ladder, opposite of the Xtreme Warrior. The Xtreme Warrior, still undetecting Zer0, gets to the top, with his back turned to the ladder itself. He lines himself up with Kanyon. Zer0 with all of his might, shoves the Xtreme Warrior off, and he hits a turnbuckle post face first, falls back and flips off the back of his head. Zer0 gets to the very top, and looks at the two. Zer0 makes a cross on his chest, and then jumps off. He hits a flying elbow drop on Kanyon! Kanyon kicks his feet around, while holding his abdomin area. Zer0 holds his ribs in pain, and the Xtreme Warrior holds his face.
Tommy: See now the action has my mind taken off the moon, we're getting good out here!
Ishnari: Crunch time for those fighting it out
The Xtreme Warrior tries to pull himself up, and Zer0 does the same. Kanyon looks passed out on the mat, still with gasoline on him. The Xtreme Warrior grabs the other bucket of gasoline, and turns to Zer0 he splashes the gasoline into Zer0's face! Zer0 puts his hands over his face, as he gets drenched in gasoline. The Xtreme Warrior tosses the bucket to the outside, and then whips Zer0 towards the table. Zer0 rolls over the table, and onto the top of the turnbuckle. He spins around, and gets to his feet on the apron. Zer0 climbs up the turnbuckle, and The Xtreme Warrior runs over. He slides under the table, and under the bottom rope. He lands on the outside on his feet. He climbs on to the apron, and Zer0 hits him with a dropkick and both hit the apron, but Xtreme Warrior falls on to the outside. Zer0 holds himself up with the bottom rope, and then rolls back into the ring. Zer0 crawls and picks himself up. He pulls out some matches from his tights, and places him on the table. He grabs the bucket, and pours whatever is left of the gasoline on to the table. He grabs the match, grins, and then lights the table on fire. Zer0 turns to Kanyon, trying to pick himself up with the ropes.
Tommy: Burn baby burn
Ishnari: Careful man. I can't get caught in the groove I've got a match tonight.
Zer0 grabs Kanyon, and then whips him towards the table. Kanyon counters, and whips Zer0. Zer0 counters with another whip, and Kanyon slides under the table. He rushes out from under and spins Zer0 around, and hits him with the bulldog. Kanyon motions for the end, and the crowd boos him. Kanyon picks up Zer0, and locks up for the Kanyon Cutter. Zer0 pushes Kanyon into the ropes, and Kanyon comes bouncing back. Zer0 kicks Kanyon, and then locks up for the Zero Degrees Powerbomb! Kanyon counters, and flips Zer0 on his back. Kanyon hits a slingshot, and Zer0 goes flying over the top rope and crashing into the concrete on the outside. Kanyon runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off, and then hits the mat on his face. The Xtreme Warrior has a hold of Kanyon's foot, and drags him out of the ring. The Xtreme Warrior punches him in the face and sends him into the commentator's table. The Xtreme Warrior goes for toe kick, but Kanyon grabs his foot, and spins The Xtreme Warrior around. Kanyon stops Warrior, and hits The Flatliner on the concrete!
Ishnari: Jesus Christ he's got to be out cold. He'll want to be if he isn't.
Tommy: Woo hoo! I caught a tooth!
Kanyon rolls into the ring, and begins to regain his breath. Zer0 slides in from the opposite side, and runs at Kanyon. Kanyon ducks a clothesline, grabs Zer0, and hits a spinebuster! Kanyon rolls off of Zer0, and picks himself up. He stumbles around, and adjusts the ladder to more towards the center of the ring. He then rolls to the outside under the bottom rope, and grabs something under the ring. He pulls out a chair. He slides in, and Zer0 gets up. Kanyon hits a thunderous chair shot on Zer0! Zer0 is leveled out, and Kanyon turns to the flaming table. He takes the chair, and lights it on fire with the table. He turns to Zer0, and waits for Zer0 to get up. Zer0 pulls himself up using the ropes, and turns around. Kanyon runs over for a chair shot! Zer0 hits a drop toe hold on Kanyon! Kanyon's chair hits the ropes, and Kanyon's face hits the chair! Kanyon isnt caught on fire, but he falls back and the chair falls next to him. Zer0 grabs the chair, and raises it proudly in the air, and recieves pops for it. The Xtreme Warrior gets on the apron, and whistles loudly at Zer0. Zer0 turns around, and The Xtreme Warrior jumps up, and springboards off the top rope with a Hurricarana on Zer0! Zer0 drops the chair in the process. The Xtreme Warrior grabs the chair, and Zer0 is quick to his feet. The Xtreme Warrior with a loud CRACK, smacks Zer0 in the face with the flaming chair! The Xtreme Warrior drops the chair on Zer0's chest, and Zer0 is caught on fire!
Eliminated - Zer0
Tommy: And then there were two...
Ishnari: I must take this opportunity to remind viewers not to try this at home. If you're this stupid you deserve to die.
Zer0 rolls around the mat, as the fire grows. He rolls out of the ring towards the Xtreme Tron, and officials begin to put out the fire with fire extinguishers. The Xtreme Warrior watches the sight, as Kanyon rushes him from behind. The Xtreme Warrior hits the ropes, and Kanyon goes for another Flatliner! The Xtreme Warrior counters out of it and runs to the ropes. He bounces off, and hits Kanyon with the Rebel Knee Lift! Kanyon is knocked off his feet. The Xtreme Warrior looks around, and adjusts the ladder. He begins to climb up the ladder, slowly. He gets half-way up, when some how Kanyon begins to crawl over to the ladder! Kanyon begins to climb also, as The Xtreme Warrior reaches the top. He looks over, and notices Kanyon crawling up to the top also. The Xtreme Warrior reaches down, and tries to pull Kanyon up, probably for some super-move. They both get up, and The Xtreme Warrior tries to lock in for a Superplex.
Tommy: Come on, less suplex more fire!
Ishnari: I don't know which is worse.
Kanyon counters out of it, and punches The Xtreme Warrior. The Xtreme WArrior punches back though, and the two begin to go at it. Zer0 gets on the apron, with a fire extinguisher in hand. The ref's try to pull him off, and more officials start to come down to the ring. Zer0 shoots off the fire extinguisher at the officials, and then turns his attention back at Kanyon and the Xtreme Warrior. Zer0 presses the handle, and the crap sprays out, and clouds The Xtreme Warrior and Kanyon! Kanyon and The Xtreme Warrior are unseeable inside of the cloud. Zer0 is dragged off the apron, and is hauled back up the ramp. Kanyon's body is seen coming out of the cloud, and he is Superplexed off the ladder, and into the flaming table!!! Wood splinters every-which-way, and the Xtreme Warrior holds his abs in pain. Kanyon is knocked out cold on the mat, and is quickly extinguished, along with the table.
Winner and New European Champion - The Xtreme Warrior!
Ishnari: EVERYBODY!
Tommy: Especially Xtreme Warrior
Kanyon is being treated by medics, as The Xtreme Warrior sits up, breathing hard. He is handed the XHF European Championship, and is helped up. The Xtreme Warrior raises the European title with one hand, and holds onto his ribs with the other.
Tommy: he certainly put up quite the fight, he just couldn't get the job done
Ishnari: Don't feel sorry for Kanyon.
Tommy: Easy enough
Ishnari: Burn baby burn!
Tommy: Disco infernoooooo!!!!
'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead hits the P.A. system as Ace walks through the black curtain. He begins to walks down the ramp as pyro explodes from both sides and continues to explode and follow Ace down to the bottom of the ramp. He slides in and waits for his opponent.
The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist. He jumps up and down a moment before charging off towards the ring. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the still booing fans. He then jumps down, giving the platinum "P" to the timekeeper/referee and jumps up and down in the corner getting ready for his match.
All The Small Things by Blink 182 plays as Minibadboy makes his way down to the ring on his motorscooter and with his tradition half gallon of milk in hand and starts sucking it down like crazy at the top of the ramp as te crowd goes nuts. Minibadboy whellies down the ramp on scooter and then slides into the ring. Calling for more half gallons of milk from he ringside announcer and suck the down like crazy also,while the crowd goes nuts for one last time
The lights go out. Suddenly, "Creeping Death" by Metallica starts to play throughout the arena. The tron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing his signature long black trench coat. He climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin.
Ishnari: Whoever wins this match is just keepng the title warm for me.
Tommy: Would you like to go through the Playhouse to get it though?
Ishnari: Ishnari: I aint going through no playschool climbing frame. I'm a wrestler
Junior Heavyweight Championship
Million Dolla Playhouse
Ace vs Platinum vs MiniBadBoy vs Shadow Dragon (c)
Ace and Platinum begin in one cell while diagonal from them start Shadow Dragon and MBB. Ace and Platinum ar ehte first to get things going, they start with grapple in the middle of the ring, Ace gaining the upper hand, coming around the back with a rear wrist lock. Platinum reaches back and is able to snatch the arm of Ace, pulling him over his head and applying an arm wrench to Ace. Ace gets his knee up into the gut of Platinum, places his foot over the back of the head of Platinum as he's hunched over and flips himself over. When he lands, Platinum attempts a scissors kick but Ace ducks under and runs into the far ropes. Ace comes off the ropes and appears to be looking for a diving forearm but Platinum drops down onto his back and Ace soars over top. Platinum flips up to his feet, Ace scramble to his, turns around and is grabbed by the back of the head by Platinum and tossed into the side of the cell! Ace bounces back and Platinum bounces Ace off the side of the cell across from it! Ace staggers to the floor and Platinum moves over, snatching up the ladder in the far corner.
Ishnari: I'm having trouble following this.
Tommy: Fast paced action from these junior heavyweights
Meanwhile at the other ring, Shadow Dragon and MBB begin their little showing as MBB tries to fight the champion, a right hand from MBB but after a few, it is blocked and Shadow Dragon leaps up, placing his feet on the knees of MBB, pushing off, bending his knees, and shoving them forward, a modified version of a dropkick into the face of MBB sending him back into the corner. Shadow Dragon charges, and leaps onto the knees of MBB once again, this time sending him flipping towards the middle of the ring with a monkey toss. Shadow Dragon springs to his feet, and leaps onto the middle rope. He bounces back off the middle turnbuckle, turns in the air and as MBB turns around, he's struck with a crossbody from Shadow Dragon right into the cover, but of course, pinfalls do not count in this match and thus, no count is made.
Tommy: Great athleticism by Shadow Dragon!
Ishnari: We know what to expect from him
Platinum is leaning that ladder up against the turnbuckle and drags Ace over towards the middle of the ring, he grabs the feet of Ace and holds them up in the air slightly. Platinum falls back sending Ace leaping forward right into the ladder! Ace hits hard and simply leans against it, taking a rest to regroup. Platinum however, sees it as an opportunity. He steps out onto the apron and climbs onto the middle turnbuckle from the outside. He taunts the cheering fans as he lunges foreward over the top turnbuckle, clinging to the side of that ladder, toppling it foreward towards the ring. Ace, the ladder and Platinum end up in a pile up in the the middle of the ring with Ace on the bottom, Platinum on top and the ladder between the two! Ace is crushed and is holding his ribs, he may be bleeding internally already in this match as Platinum finds himself rolling around on the mat as well.
Tommy: What these guys put them through even in a basic match let alone of this magnitude amazes me!
Shadow Dragon sets the ladder up along the side of the cell and begins to climb it, looking to reach the glass tunnel atop the inside of the cell. He gets baout four rungs up when MBB decides to join him. He climbs the first rung but then stops as though he's got a better idea. MBB grabs the ladder and sends it falling sideways! The ladder strikes the cell, squishing Shadow Dragon, who loses his grip and falls to the mat below! The unforgiving steel, not giving an inch as Shadow Dragon lay motionless on the mat, screaming in pain. MBB takes the ladder and sets up in the corner. He steps to the apron and climbs to the top rope, standing in front of the ladder. He taunts the insanely cheering fans at this point, who have received a helluva show thus far. MBB leap frogs over the top of the ladder and is coming down with a leg to Shadow Dragon and he connects! Shadow Dragon's feet end up nearly straight up in the air before going back down to the mat, due to the impact while MBB seems to have hurt himself as well, he falls back onto his back, holding his feet in the air, grabbing the back of his legs with a sharp yell of pain!
Tommy: I just don't understand why people do moves that hurt themselves as well?
Platinum and MBB however, being the better off from the collisions and begin to seize the opportunity. They have the ladder set up along the sides of the cells where the tunnels are located and each begin to climb the ladder. They both make it to the top and crawl into the tunnels. They get about halfway through and pull themselves out the top. Platinum moves away from the ramp with his movement across the rest of the tunnel, MBB moves towards it with his and the two end up atop cells opposite to one another. They move across to the ladders that are chained to the top of the cells and begin to climb them, back in the ring, Shadow Dragon and Ace are climbing the ladders still set up in two of the rings, all four rings being used at this instant, each by a different individual. MBB is the first to grab a suitcase, he props it open to reveal an empty suitcase, Platinum opens his and it is also empty!
Ishnari: Loser!
Platinum and MBB are joined by Ace and Shadow Dragon respectively atop their cells. Platinum swings at Ace with the suitcase but Ace ducks under and semi spears Platinum as they crash into the ladder, breaking the chains, the ladder topples over and so do both men! Shadow Dragon is standing on the opposite side of the ladder as MBB is and comes off the second rung, shooting upward with a dropkick! MBB stumbles back and Shadow Dragon gets to one knee as he begins to carefully walk across that circular glass tunnel to get to the last cell at the back of the entrance way. He reaches it and begins to climb the ladder, when from the other side Platinum jumps him with a takedown and begins to bounce the back of the head of Shadow Dragon off the top of the cell! MBB has come across and sees Ace following Platinum across the other tunnel. He walks out onto the tunnel and joins Ace out there. In the exchanging of some punches both men were about to fall off at one point and eventually they do as Ace grabs the back of the head of MBB and leaps off the side of the tunnel in towards the middle of the four cells (on the outside). He's looking to bulldog MBB from the top of that tunnel all the way to the floor below but MBB shoves Ace away and he strikes the side of one of the cells head first before falling back first to the floor below, MBB strikes the floor head first after being put in that bulldog type position!
Tommy: Holy shit! Are they even still alive!
Ishnari: I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Platinum and Shadow Dragon are still battling atop the cell as Shadow Dragon drop toe holds Platinum into the ladder as he stumbles back. Shadow Dragon begins to climb it when Platinum grabs hold of his foot. Platinum falls back but gets to his feet and strikes with a right hand into the ribs of Shadow Dragon leaving him a little hunched atop the ladder. Platinum begins climbing up the same side of the ladder as Shadow Dragon, going back to back with him. They're both on the third rung and Platinum reaches back, grabbing the back of the head of Shadow Dragon and placing it on his shoulder, he leaps off the ladder with a neckbreak, snapping the neck of Shadow Dragon! MBB and Ace begin to stir on the outside between the four cells while Platinum sits there atop the cell and begins climbing the ladder. Shadow Dragon, however, cuts him off. He grabs Platinum by his pants and pulls him off the ladder, he then tosses Platinum off the cell! Platinum goes flying through the air but lands on top of the tunnel and slides right through, back inside. Shadow Dragon climbs the ladder only to find that the suitcase is empty as well. The very cage that Platinum and Ace started in is the cell that remains with a suitcase on top, it has to have the title in it, it's now a matter of who gets there first. Shadow Dragon tries to walk across the tunnel to one cell and then across the other to get to the other cell but as he does, Platinum snatches him by the foot and drags him in!
Tommy: Platinum, not letting Shadow Dragon get to the title!
Ishnari: This match is a whole new one now that the target is known.
Platinum and Shadow Dragon are battling in the tunnel when a spear takedown by Shadow Dragon goes wrong and both men end up falling through the tunnel, right into the cell, crashing to the mat below! Ace and MBB have crawled over to that cage door and the referee decides to open it to let them in, (but wont be letting anybody out). They crawl inside and into the ring as all four men are down but begin to stir. MBB is up and meets Shadow Dragon, bouncing him head first off the side of the cell! Shadow Dragon falls to the mat as MBB turns to a superkick from Ace! Ace turns around and begins to climb the ladder, at the other end of the cell, Platinum is climbing the cell wall. Ace reaches the top of the ladder and turns around to see Platinum climbing the cell wall and has a look of confusion, the tunnel is on the side of the cell to the right of Platinum, left of Ace so why is Platinum climbing the cell wall? Ace is atop the ladder and leaps forward with a Swantan like flip, taking out both Shadow Dragon and MBB below, all three men are down. Platinum reaches up and clings to the top of the cell. Like monkey bars, he begins to swing across the top of the cell, stopping when he reaches the middle. With his feet he begins to rock back and forth. He is swinging in the one spot until when he swings foreward, he lets go of the cage doing a shooting star press type flip and lands on top of MBB, the Money Maker from the top of the cell to MBB below!!!!
Ishnari. In my view, the wrestlers should be trying to win the match that they've suffered so much pain for.
Tommy: That would be a good idea at this point
Ishnari: Thank-you!
Chants of Holy Shit break out from the fans as MBB's ribs may be broken in half, Platinum's as well as he is rolling around in tremendous amounts of pain! Ace takes the time to set up the ladder and climbs to the top of the cell. Shadow Dragon does the same, Ace takes off one way and Shadow Dragon the other, they both take a turn after towards the cell that has the remaining suitcase. The two reach the cell at the same time and begin to battle it out atop the cell, meanwhile Platinum and MBB are somehow, someway, still able to climb to their feet, MBB first and is making his way through the tunnel, he enters the other cell and climbs back up into the next tunnel. Platinum opts to take the quick path of running across the top of the tunnels as fast as he can with those now injured ribs. A standing side kick from Ace leaves Shadow Dragon stumbling back and through the hole in the top of the tunnel. He and MBB meet as Platinum strikes with a dropkick from behind, knocking down Ace! Ace lay across the top of the tunnel, Shadow Dragon and MBB reaching through the whole, holding him down, but for what? So Platinum can reach up and grab the title? Platinum looks up at the suitcase and then looks back down towards Ace, and again, and then again. The third time he turns right around and faces Ace. Platinum, crosses his hearts and leaps from the top of the cell, a body splash to Ace right through the glass! The weight of both men crash down onto Shadow Dragon and MBB which breaks the lower level of the tunnel, and all four men, the glass include come crashing down in a heap to the floor below!!!!
Tommy: You gotta be kidding me! Somebody finish this match before we end up with a casualty on our hands!
Ishnari: What he said.
More chants of Holy Shit break out from the fans as all four men are down, and out cold, somebodies gotta be dead by now, but all chests are moving up and down showing resperation! After a long while of the fans in a frenzy and nobody moving, Shadow Dragon begins to stir, he somehow bounced around to one side of the cell, and he begins to climb it, desperately trying to reach the top. Ace begins to climb the side next to it, both with one thing in mind, the Junior Heavyweight Title. Ace, bleeding internally, forehead busted open when he went through the glass, is climbing alongside Shadow Dragon. Ace is up there first, and realizing the opportunity scatters towards the ladder! He slowly but sure begins to climb it, he reaches up and snatches the suitcase! Shadow Dragon had just reached the top of the cell and stops, he hunches of the top of the cell leaving his upper body on top and his lower body hanging over the side as Ace opens the suitcase, the shiny Junior Heavyweight Title, staring him dead in the eyes!
Winner and new Junior Heavyweight Champion: Ace
Ishnari: I can't wait to get my hands on that guy as commissioner.
Tommy: Ace has done it! Ace is the new champion!
Ace stands atop the ladder, looking at the inside of that suitcase in disbelief, eyes wide, the blood trickling from his mouth and a small cut above his foreward but the fans are in a frenzy, they're loving it, cheering on Ace as he stares down at the title still. The camera pans back over to Shadow Dragon who has lifted his head now, and is seemingly in tears. All four men put everything on the line, Platinum and MBB are still down and are still out on the outside while Shadow Dragon came oh so close, but it's Ace that's hold the pride and glory that the four fought for, high into the air! Ace takes the title out of the suitcase and remaining on the ladder, raises the tile high into the air, the camera gets a shot of the scenery, the four rings, four cells, the shattered glass, and Ace raising the title above his head, a still shot with all in it before they begin to raise the other three cells making room for the paramedics to get through, Platinum and MBB are still out cold on the outside and receive medical attention.
Tommy: They put it all on the line and came up short, now look what it's left these two with
Ishnari: Idiots
A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this blackhole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most furocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
*White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "Break The Walls Down" by Sevendust begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and cheer, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. The crowd cheers even louder as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, and recieves even more pops. He poses for the crowd, and begins to make his way down to the ring. Shortly behind him is Ted Nugent watching his every move. James runs up the steps, and spins on the apron. He presses his back against the ropes, and looks out into the crowd. He smirks and nods his head, and then climbs into the ring. He walks up to one of the turnbuckles, and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd does the same, as Ted climbs into the ring. James jumps back off the turnbuckle, and lands cleanly on his feet.
Tommy: The challenger for tonight, he's had Mr.X's number as of late
The building drumb beats and guitar riffs of "Awake" by Godsmack plays over the speakers. As the singer kicks in with his yell, two red pyros go off on the stage forming an X. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X above his head. He then slowly seperates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin.
Mountie: Mr. X is scary. We don't have people like this in Canada
United States Championship
Streetfight
James Mueller vs Mr.X (c)
Both men circle and lock up. It's an even battle untill Mr.X shoves Mueller off of him. Mueller stumbles and quickly gets back to his feet. Mr.X goes for a clothesline, but Mueller ducks and gets a quick roll up on Mr.X. 1...2...Kickout. Both men quickly get up, but Mueller walks into a big clothesline by Mr.X. Mr.X grabs Mueller by the throat and lifts him to his feet. Without letting go, he then shoves Mueller into the corner. Mr.X gives Mueller an elbow before whipping him into the opposite corner. He tries to follow it up with a body splash, but Mueller moves, sending Mr.X coliding with the turnbuckle. Mueller grabs Mr.X's waist and hits a German Suplex. He holds on and looks for another, but Mr.X battles out and goes behind. Mr.X lifts Mueller on his shoulders for a Torture Rack, but Mueller slides behind and hits a Reverse DDT, then covers. 1...2...Kickout.
Tommy: Two quick covers but not result just yet
Mueller rolls out of the ring and begins pulling out random weapons, such as a Garbage Can Lid, a chair, a Kendo Stick and a mirror, then rolls them all into the ring. He pushes most of the weapons aside and grabs the Kendo Stick. Mueller measures Mr.X and takes a swing at him. But Mr.X stops the stick in mid swing and gets a grip on it. He twists it and Mueller begins to feel the pain. Mueller then takes Mr.X back with shots from his free hand. He then whips Mr.X across the ring and hits him square between the eyes with the Kendo Stick. Mueller drops the stick and covers. 1...2...Kickout. Mueller punches the mat in disapointment. He regains sanity and begins to stomp on Mr.X. Mr.X rolls over and grabs the ropes. Mueller then walks over to the weapons and grabs the chair. He unfolds it and sets it up in the center of the ring. Mueller lifts Mr.X and places him between his knees. He looks for a powerbomb onto the chair, but has some troubles lifting Mr.X. Soon Mr.X fights out and lifts Mueller onto his shoulder. He then runs and drives Mueller into the turnbuckle, back first. Mueller yells in agony as Mr.X shakes his head, regaining his composure. Mr.X goes to whip Mueller, but Mueller ducks under and kicks Mr.X in the gut. Muller then drops Mr.X with a DDT. He covers. 1...2...Kickout, with authority!
Mountie: He kicked out! That guy is scary! He's a machine!
Mueller is pushed into the air and goes through the second and third rope, onto the outside. Mr.X slowly rolls out, holding his head. Mueller then takes Mr.X back with right hands. He then goes to whip him into the ringsteps, but Mr.X reverses and sends Mueller back first into the steps. Mr.X lifts Mueller and rolls him back into the ring, for the cover. 1... 2... Kickout. Mr.X stands and pulls Mueller away from the ropes. He then grabs one of Mueller's legs and locks in the X-ecution. Mueller begins to scream in pain and squirms viciously for the ropes, but not reaching them. After a few moments, Mueller begins to lose conciousness. The ref notices and lifts his arm once, which quickly falls to the ground. He lifts it again, only for it to come right back down. The ref lifts it a last time, but before he lets go, Mr.X's music hits, once again. Mr.X looks confused and breaks the hold. He looks at the top of the ramp as two Midget's, dressed identicly to Mr.X, run down the ramp. The crowd begins to laugh as Mr.X looks at them confused. They begin to circle the ring, but not interfering. Mr.X still stares at them, but finally loses interest and turns around, right into a Cruise Missle by Mueller! Mueller covers. 1... 2... Ropebreak!
Mountie: Scary and intelligent!
Mueller is now getting a bit upset. He staggers to his feet and lifts Mr.X up. Mueller goes to lift Mr.X, but Mr.X grabs him by the throat, signalling for a chokeslam. But before he can lift him, a mini Mr.X climbs the apron and grabs Mr.X. The midget whips Mr.X's neck on the top rope and falls to the bottom mats. Mr.X grabs his neck and stumbles forward, right into The New Shit by Mueller! Mueller covers. 1... 2... Mr.X's music hits once again, thus stopping the ref's count. A midget Bongo and Mini Bong Ho come running down the ramp! The mini Mr.X's dash off into the crowd as Bongo and Bong Ho follow. Mueller seems pissed as the midgets chase each other through the crowd. After the interuption, Mueller turns around, right into Mr.X. Mr.X grabs Mueller and hits the DDX into the unfolded steal chair! Mr.X slowly rolls into the cover. 1... 2... 3..!
Winner and still United States Champion: Mr.X
Tommy: And Mr.X hangs on!
Mountie: Wow! He's scary
Tommy:...so I've heard
Mr.X rolls out of the ring and staggers around. The ref brings him his United States title and raises his hand high into the air. "Awake" by Godsmack hits as Mr.X heads up the ramp.
Jamiroquais Journey to Arnhemland starts to play, and Ishnari emerges once the track steps up a gear. When the ring announcer calls out his name, Ishnari raises a single arm as he walks down the ramp while being showered from both sides with water and streamers. He travels straight into the center (not centre) of the ring and allows the referee to check his person for foreign objects.
Tommy: Go Ish go!
Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marylin Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The Xtreme Tron goes from black to static and back to black, causeing a stobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud stobe lights explode there bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges. Rat makes his way down the ramp as the stobe lights ignite around him, makeing his walk look like slow motion. When he reaches the apron he climbs in as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans.
Mountie: He's another scary one
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the Xtreme-Tron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words begin to echo throughout the building..
"Gotta make this money and I make this money,
This money is me this money is everything I do and see,
Who you to judge me,
Just let me be and let me breathe,
I see this whole world headin for damn nation and I'm ready to leave,
I can't believe, this whole world twisted me..
You fuckin' biggots, you fakes, you wannabe's,
I see the future, and it's lookin grim..
A lake of fire lookin like a long trip..."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet as the classic chorus of "Fist Of Rage" by Kid Rock hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adue, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, & wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd infront of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the now Blond-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes toward his opponents.*
Mountie: He's ugly
Tommy: I agree
Winner Becomes Commissioner
Ishnari vs. Rat Bastard vs. Rage
Ishnari takes advantage of Rat watching Rage and attacks. Ishnari hits a few punches and kicks, but Rat fights back with punches of his own. Rat gives Ish a big left and Ish goes down. Rage then strikes a clothesline on Rat. Ish now back up, Rage grabs him and hits a fall away slam. Rat then comes from behind, grabs Rage, and hits an atomic drop. Rat now picks up Rage for a backbreaker and delivers. Rat kicks Rage while hes down, and Ish gets up and joins in. They kick Rage while Rage rolls out of the ring. As soon as hes out, Ish turns and gives an Ishlariat to Rat. He goes for the pin, 1, Rage pulls Ish out of the ring by the feet. Rage then turns Ish around and rams him back first into the ring apron. He then grabs Ish and delivers a head & arm suplex on the outside.
Tommy: Rat picking things apart early
Rage then rolls into the ring and picks up Rat. He picks up Rat, trying to set up a tombstone piledriver, but Rat rakes the eyes and comes down Rages back. He turns Rage around and delivers a belly to belly suplex. He then picks Rage up, sends him to the ropes, and hits a spine buster. Rat rolls into the cover, 1, 2, kickout. Ish is now back on his feet. He rolls into the ring and walks up behind Rat. Rat turns around and starts getting hit with palm strikes. Ish strikes until he knocks Rat out of the ring. Ish then turns to Rage who is still getting up. Ish delivers a DDT and holds on to apply a guillotine choke. The ref asks Rage if he gives up, Rage says no. After about 10 seconds more, Rat finally gets up, he sees Ish and gets in the ring. He kicks Ish in the face. Ish rolls off Rage and gets up, he goes for a kick, but Rat catches it and delivers a dragon leg screw. He then turns to Rage who is holding his neck on the ground and quickly locks in the Rat Trap. Rage screams in pain. Ish gets back up and quickly kicks Rat in the back, breaking the hold. Ish picks Rat up from behind and then delivers an elbow into Rats back. Rat the turns around, Ish grabs his right arm and delivers a single arm DDT. Ish holds onto the arm and locks in a fujiwara arm bar.
Tommy: What is that?
Mountie: I don't know but it looks painful
But Ishs back is to Rage, and as Rage gets up, he comes closer to them. He watches Ish deliver the pain to Rat for a few seconds more, then finally decides to kick Ishnari. Rage picks up Ishnari and delivers a sidewalk slam. Rage then gets up to see Rat still on the ground holding his arm. Rage kicks him then starts to set up the Rings of Rage. But when going for the other arm, he changes his mind and goes for the head. He now has Rat in his own move, the Rat Trap! Ish runs and delivers a low dropkick to Rages back. Rage rolls around, then Ish grabs his arm on the ground and kicks Rage in the ribs. He then grabs the other arm and locks in the Rings of Rage on Rage!
Tommy: Ishnari using everybodies moves!
Rat slowly gets up, sees Ish and walks up to him. He lets Ish continue the hold for a few more seconds, then grabs Ishs neck with one hand and one of Ishs arms with the other. Rat then pulls, making Ish let go of Rage, and Rat locks in the Kross Face Chikenwing on Ishnari! Rage gets up using the ropes, then he starts stomping Ish while hes in the KFC. He then starts to kick Rat off of Ish. He picks up Rat, throws him in the corner, and then starts the mudhole stomping. Rage then turns around and picks up Ish. He picks up Ish and delivers a Riot Bomb. Rat is now standing in the corner, Rage picks up Ish and sends him into that same corner. Rage then runs in with a clothesline, hitting Ish and smashing Rat. Ish slowly walks out of the corner, and Rage lifts him up over his shoulders, and delivers The Fist of Rage.
Mountie: Uh oh, Ish is done for.
He goes for the cover, but Rat Bastard grabs him and delivers a German suplex. Rat then goes for the cover. 1, 2, 2.999. Rage makes it back just in time to make the save. Rage and Rat start punching each other back and forth. Rat hits a punch that stagers Rage, backs into the ropes to deliver a clothesline, but Rage hits Rat with a big boot instead. Rage then awaits Rat to get up, but as he is, Ishnari gets up behind him, comes up and delivers a Shoulder-Clutch Backdrop to Rage. Rat, now up, clotheslines Ish, then climbs the turnbuckle. He delives the Drop of 1000 Bastards to Rage. Rat Bastard now covers Rage. The ref gets down. 1 2 Suddenly the lights go out. There is complete darkness. Then 'mOBSCENE' by Marylin Manson blasts over the P.A. As the beginning part plays, a strobe light flickers around the crowd, and 'The Human Masterpiece' appears in black letters, with the points of the letters spiked on the white background on the Xtreme Tron. The crowd erupts as the lights come back on. Then, Rhein the Killa, appears from behind the curtain, aggressively pushing the curtain out of the way. Rhein is wearing a pair of tracksuit bottoms, a 'Rhein the Killa' t-shirt, and a pair of sunglasses. Soon after his appearance, he reaches back into the curtain, and holds out his hand, for it to be accepted by 'The Queen of Xtreme, Lizzy Borden. He then runs down to the ring with a stern look on his face. He slides into the ring and walks right up to a standing Rat Bastard.
Tommy: Oh my god! It's Rhein! What is he doing here!
The ref is telling Rhein to get out of the ring. Rhein turns and punches the ref. Rat yells at Rhein, What the hell are you doing? I had this match! Rat then slaps Rhein across the face, making Rhein lose his glasses. Rhein turns his head back to face Rat, and as Rat goes for a punch, Rhein blocks and kicks Rat in the groin. Rat now hunched over, Rhein sets him up in the pump-handle position. He lifts Rat up and hits the Obsequy. Ishnari was using the turnbuckle pads close to him to get himself up as this was going on. Ish now standing turns to see Rhein standing in the ring over a fallen Rat. Ish runs at Rhein and goes for a clothesline, but Rhein turns around in time to see it and ducks, Ish turns around and gets caught by Rhein. Rhein then delivers the Decypher to Ishnari! Rhein now having laid out both men turns to the fallen Rage. Rhein picks Rage up and pats him on the back. Rage pushes back not knowing who it is. Rhein motions that hes not there to hurt Rage and then points at Rat and Ish. Rage gets a big smile on his face and says, For me? Rhein nods. Rage sticks out his hand for a handshake and Rhein accepts. Rage then turns to his fallen opponents, but Rhein doesnt let go. Rage looks confused and then Rhein kicks him in the gut. Rhein then grabs Rages arms, turns around, lifts Rage up, and delivers the Rules Of Evidence! The ref now getting up sees the carnage that Rhein has left in the ring and has no choice but to call for the bell.
Winner: No contest.
Tommy: Rhein is kicking ass!
Lizzy Borden then walks up the steps and into the ring. She picks up Rheins glasses, puts them back on him and then hands Rhein a microphone.
Rhein :: I just thought I'd come out here and let the three of you know personally. You're efforts in this match and this match itself is absolutely pointless. Congo has already made his decision, a new commissioner has already been named, he has chosen him first hand. And that commissioner...you're looking at him.
Tommy: Rhein!?!?! Rhein is our new commissioner!
Rhein is greeted with cheers from the fans as he drops the microphone and exits back up the ramp the same way he came, Lizzy Borden beside him the entire way, the two of them smiling all the way up. Rhein reaches the top of the stage and turns to the still wild fans and raises his arms in the air, fans responding in an extremely positive way as Rhein exits behind the curtain.
Mountie: Who is Rhein?
Tommy: Rhein, the legend himself has returned!
Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. GD then Proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring GD gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. GD then gets on the opposite Turnbuckle and raises both his arms, after about a few seconds GD lowers both his arms and looks at the crowd before getting down.
Ishnari: One word. Heated
The opening riffs of "Legacy" by Papa Roach hits the Xtremetron. J.L.'s video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo and winning the XHF Pheonix Champion, as well as him winning the 8 Man Battle Royal for the X*Crown Championship, along with clips of his title defenses thereafter. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays.
Dead president, fuck the president
Mansons strive for power while I work to save my residents
He owns you even though he never told you
Mark of the beast on ya hand now he owns you
Thrown down to the bottom level
Ruled by the fist and the fist is the devil
I metamorphosize and make myself level
We are the future we are right now right now.
The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Red strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where J.L. now stands with the RWF World Heavyweight Title and BDDWF Ultimate Title on each shoulder, with the ECF Heavyweight Championship around his waist, with a cocky grin on his face. J.L. grabs the XWA World Heavyweight Title and PCW Primetime Title, and holds them up in the air as two flaming red pyros explode from the stage, while a ring attendant stands there with the ZWEF World Heavyweight Title and the BWF World Heavyweight Title in each hand. They start to walk down to the ring, as J.L. struts with all his gold.
I'm taking a stab at the sick, sick, sick
I know what evil is and evil could suck my dick
Like Sam Hain and God ain't no joke
Ya better watch ya neck cause ya might get choked
I'm dodging arrows from the dark side everyday
And I'm a main target cause of what I say
I'm dodging arrows from the dark side everyday
You sink we swim we rise you fall we met our fate together
I was here from the start and I'll be here in the end legacy
Legacy, legacy, legacy
J.L. then climbs up on the apron and ducks into the ring. Then he climbs up to the turnbuckle, and raises the two titles in the air again, as his music fades out.
Tommy: How he got into the building we'll never know. veryone knows he and Death Trap are the masked men
Ishnari: Do they really KNOW that, or is it just an advised guess?
Tommy: advised guess
Ishnari: People will think what they want to think
XHF X*Crown Championship Match
Gravedigger vs. Jeremy J.L. Lewis
GD and JL start by circling each other in the ring. GD then yells to come on and the crowd erupts. He taunts causing them to erupt. JL responds with a taunt and pointing to the ECF title and the crowd re-erupts . . . now confused as to who they should cheer for. GD moves in and JL steps back and runs his hand through his hair. GD looks at him smirking and shaking his head. He then launches at him and takes him down with a leg takedown. JL rolls to his feet and they exchange punches. GD takes control and kicks him in the gut. He whips him off the ropes. On the return JL slides between GDs legs and hits a neck breaker. JL stomps GD who rolls to his feet and they start punching again. JL gets the advantage and hits a knee to the face and a snap suplex. He now stands and looks down. He lifts his fist and stalls . . . then hits the Ted Dibiase Million Dollar Fist Drop!
Tommy: J.L going oldschool!
Ishnari: Ishnari: Big up to the old school! Doesn't really fit in with his supposed new style though.
GD grabs his head as JL yells MONEY! He laughs and turns to GD and waits. GD stands and JL clotheslines him. GD rolls to his feet and hits a headlock takeover on JL. He springs to his feet and both men stare each other down. They pace around some more. This time JL leaps in and they grapple. GD tosses JL across the ring but he rolls to his feet and charges with a tackle and starts the mounted punches. GD tries to dodge but JL keeps pounding until GD grabs the ropes. JL breaks the hold. GD pulls himself up and tries to shake off the cobwebs but JL clotheslines him to the floor. GD rolls to his feet and stares a hole in JL. JL backs up and hits a baseball slide kick to GDs face and GD falls back to the announce table with the Mountie patting his back. GD looks pissed but JL has come outside the ring and kicks him. GD dodges the kick and grabs JL by the hair and starts slamming his face onto the table. The Mountie is eating cake and GD smiles and slams JL into the cake. He laughs and goes back and rolls under the ropes and back out again. JL is wiping cake off his face . . . and eating some. He turns and GD starts punching him in the face. GD whips him shoulder first into the steps. He follows him and hits an S.T.O. JL stays down as GD rolls into the ring. GD waits as the ref counts. 5 . . . 6 . . . 7 . . . JL is up and climbs to the apron. GD tries to hit him but he drops down with a guillotine drop and GD falls backwards holding his throat. JL rolls in and locks in a triangle choke hold. The ref warns him and counts. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . 4 . . . JL breaks the hold. GD holds his throat as JL locks in The Grip. GD quickly dives and grabs the ropes. JL stands and taunts him to get up.
Ishnari: JL's bringing in the efficiency but his attention has wandered one more than one occasion.
Tommy: But Gravedigger isn't capitalizing on the opportunities J.L is giving him
Ishnari: seven belts on the line and the champion still can't concentrate?
JL waits for GD and hits a punching combination. GD stumbles back but lunges with a clothesline. Both men are down. JL is up first. GD follows and JL charges. GD hits a snapmare followed by a dropkick to the back of the head. He slowly climbs to his feet. JL is up and they grapple in the ring again. JL pushes and GD moves back a few steps before backing JL all the way into the corner. He hits a knife-edge chop, then another. He climbs up and starts punching as the crowd counts. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! He leaps down and tosses JL out of the corner and he falls face first to the mat. GD locks in the Breaking Point. JL squirms then pulls GD across the ring and grabs the ropes. GD breaks the hold. JL stands slowly and turns and GD hooks him and hits a suplex. He spins his legs like a pinwheel to stand up and hits a second. He repeats for a third. JL lays on the apron barely moving. GD stands and taunts to the crowd. He stomps JL. He pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. JL just rolls the shoulder. GD pins again. 1 . . . 2 .kick out. Again . . . 1 . . . kick out. GD looks mad because he wants the title. He goes out of the ring and grabs the ECF title and holds it up like old times and JL stares at him and becomes furious. He leaps out but GD moves and he strikes the side of the announce table!
Tommy: J.L, another costly mistake
Ishnari: I don't know what JL is doibng his thinking with, but it isn't his head.
GD laughs at JL who is now motionless. GD stomps him a few times and rolls into the ring. The ref is at 5. 6 . . . 7 . . . 8 . . . GD seems to realize that JL would retain if hes counted out so he rolls out and grabs him. He then starts sending punches to him. (1) GD elbows him in the face and JL falls against the barricade.(2) GD tries a running big boot but JL tosses the Mountie in front. (3) GD checks the Mountie. (4) JL stands . . . GD whips him into the ring apron then follows and rolls him into the ring. GD climbs the stairs and goes under the top rope. He goes to JL and locks in a reverse Achilles lock. JL grabs the ropes. GD taunts as JL fades. He goes to pick him up but instead stomps him and lets him crawl to the center of the ring.
Ishnari: With JL's new ringstyle you would think he would be prepared for the holds he has been placed under.
Tommy: Appears to me like he took Gravedigger lightly heading into this one
He reaches down but JL hits a toe takedown and rolls it into an ankle lock. GD screams in pain and tries for the ropes. Meanwhile the moose from yesterday walks down to ringside and resuscitates the Mountie and takes him to the back. The announcers just look at it in awe.
Tommy: ...must have been all those chocolate moose
Ishnari: Yes
GD cant seem to get out of the ankle lock. He pounds the mat in pain. JL smiles and tightens the hold. The referee checks for a tap out, but GD refuses to give in this early. He pushes up to one leg and flips sending JL over him and to the mat. Both men are down. GD is holding his right foot. JL is still favoring the left leg from the Breaking Point. GD also is still favoring the neck from the chokes earlier. The ref counts. 1 . . . 2 . . . GD starts to roll. JL is dragging himself to the ropes. 3 . . . 4 . . . 5 . . . GD is hobbling on one leg but up. JL is up and charges right into a clothesline. He stands into another. He stands and ducks a third and stomps on GDs injured foot and then hits another toe takedown into an ankle lock. GD is riving in pain now. This time GD leaps up and uses his other foot to propel JL backwards through the ropes. Both men are down but the ref starts the ring out count on JL. (1) GD is still face down, JL is moving but barely. (2) (3) GD is standing but favoring his foot and leaning on the ropes. (4) JL is pushing himself up. (5) JL is up. (6) JL rolls into the ring and stands. They grapple in the ring again. This time GDs leg hurts him as JL hits a takedown arm bar. GD rolls through and turns it into an arm drag takeover. JL stands right into The Reality Check by GD. He pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out.
Ishnari: We saw a very direct and intense battle there but it looks like this is going to go on further.
Tommy: And for the better, this has been great so far!
GD looks mad. He taunts to the crowd then picks up JL who out of nowhere hits a jaw crusher. Now JL seems back in control. He starts stomping GD. GD rolls away but JL hooks a toe hold on the injured right foot. GD fights it and finally gets the ropes. JL is tired out and now tries a pin. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. GD doesnt want to lose this opportunity to take a big title and put a hurting on Anarchy Inc. JL rolls to his feet and GD follows. They trade punches again. GD tries a clothesline but walks right into a Maximum Effect. 1 . . .2 . . . kick out.
Tommy: I thought J.L had it!
Ishnari: This is a great fight. That Maximum Effect was used as a tool to just bomb the last wind out of Gravedigger to get the match-clinching pinfall
GD wont say die here as JL looks mad. He and GD are both on their feet in a grapple. They keep jockeying back and forth until GD whips JL off the ropes. He goes for a spinebuster but JL reverses it into a knee lift to the face. Both men are slow to regain balance but GD goes off the ropes. On the return JL dodges a clothesline and locks in The Grip. GD has nowhere to go. He fights with every ounce of energy he has. He tries to get the ropes but JL pulls him away. He tries to reverse but JL is flawless in his technique. He is ready to tap when the Xtremetron activates. The two masked men are shown and a sign is behind them saying Anarchy Inc will fall. JL breaks the hold and starts screaming at them to get down to the ring. He starts insulting them while GD slowly stands. They shake their heads and the Xtremetron fades. JL turns around right into a kick to the gut followed by a Sky High from GD. Both men are down. The ref counts. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . 4 . . . 5 . . . 6 . . . 7 . . . 8 . . GD finally rolls on top of JL for a 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 NO! JL somehow kicks out of the Sky High. GD stands and looks around. He goes to one side of the ring and puts his hand to his ear as cheers erupt. He does it to all four sides as JL gets up. He hits the big boot then bounces off the ropes with the Hulk Hogan Atomic Leg Drop! 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!!!
Winner and new XHF X*Crown Champion: Gravedigger
Ishnari: Stupidity is ALWAYS the deciding factor.
Tommy: J.L just wasn't focussed, what a win for Gravedigger!
The screen comes on with Rhein sitting behind a desk trying to get used to the chair.
Rhein :: It's going to take a little while getting used to this seat, never really been much for sitting behind a desk either, but we can make due with what have. Now then, we now all know that I am your new commissioner. Congo called me up last night and told me I had gotten the job, so I decided to look through a few things and came across something that bothered me, that being the XHF Tag Team Titles, and the Hardcore Title. After watching the display, I didn't really like how a battleship brawl went down. So on Gastro, Smash will get a rematch It will be a basic hardcore rules match and starting on Gastro the Hardcore title will once again return to it's 24/7 rule! Now to the Tag Titles. First off, I'd like to congratulate Xtreme Warrior on his European Title victory early tonight but what I must do now, is not very pleasant at all. You see there is this thirty day rule that says if you don't defend a title within thirty days you are stripped of that title. Xtreme Warrior, Lodi, it's nothing personal but as of right now, you have been stripped of the tag team titles.
The fans in the arena can be heard bursting into cheers.
Rhein :: But what does that do for our current tag title situation. Well, as my second order of business since gaining this job I have arranged for an elimination tournament to begin at Gastro in which new tag team champions will be declared. However, if we do not get enough teams, we will simply have a single match to determin the new champions. Lodi and Xtreme Warrior are welcome to enter, as well as any other tag team in the XHF. If you are a singles competitor but would like to give it a try, then do so by finding yourself a partner and entering. All you gotta do is announce participation. Thank-you for your time.
Tommy: New Tag Team Champions to be crowned! New Hardcore Title, Rhein has certainly asserted himself tonight!
The screen however, remains on, it shows Pysko Stevo walking the halls looking into different rooms, he finally finds one with a bunch of security offices in there on their break.
Stevo :: Okay guys, Congo has ordered that break time is over. As we just saw, the masked men are here somewhere, and we do believe they are out in the parking lot. Congo wants them found and brought to him, go to it!
They all hurry out of the room, as Stevo turns around, one security officer is running down the hall towards him.
Security :: Mr. Stevo sir, we found a masked man but there's a problem.
Stevo :: Excellent, bring them to Congo, he's in his office
Security :: That's where there's a problem. You see...well...
Stevo :: Spit it out, and this better not be bad news!
Security :: Well sir, I found them out around the dumpster and I called for back-up as I walked down over towards there. But as I did, I guess back-up was a little late arriving and he took off around the other side of the dumpster and...
Stevo :: and...and what?
Security :: And into the building.
Stevo :: What!?!?!? You let them into the building despite direct orders not to!
Security :: Now, nobody let them in...
Stevo :: Don't get smart with me! I want this guy found and brought to Congo immediately. Catch this guy before anything happens and you might still have your job here as XHF security, otherwise I'll b dropping pennies into your tin can as I walk by you on the sidewalk.
Security :: Yes sir, we'll find him.
The security guard walks off, speaking into his radio, contacting the others as the scene fades.
Ishnari: I reckon they should have spent a bit of effort tarting up the masks themselves.
Tommy: Action is picking up backstage and the chase is on. But out here, we have an XHF Title bout to attend to
The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtremetron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The tron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The tron shows "ANARCHY INC.!" in red and green lettering. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption
Ishnari: Ladies! Gents! It is time for the MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN EVEENNNNNNNNTAH! This is Death Trap
The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, lazer pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke, first thing to be seen is the shiny XHF Title, and throug it all, out walks Reeshi, revealing that very title over his shoulder. Reeshi is greeted with the boos from the fans, he takes it all in, ignoring every one of them with the exception of one where he stops along the side of the entranceay and taunts the fan. Once down the ramp Reeshi reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms, the XHF Title in one hand, into the air, showboating to hate filled fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring, adjusting the title on his shoulder, giving it a pat here or there, letting everybody know that the title belongs to him.
Tommy: And this is your Heavyweight Champion of the WOOOOOOOORLD....REESHI!
XHF Championship
Death Trap vs Reeshi (c)
Reeshi hands the title down to the referee who stands in the middle of the ring and raises it in the air, showing the fans what these two are fighting for. The referee walks to the timekeeper and hands off the title to him and returns to the middle of the ring. He calls both Reeshi and Death Trap forward and they meet in the middle of the ring. The referee begins explaining the rules, making sure he gets a good clean fight and isn't done when both men shove him aside and push towards one another, face to face, nose to nose. The two continue to stare each other down, sharing words until Reeshi places his hand over the face of Death Trap and shoving him back. Death Trap stands about five feet away from Reeshi now, looking down at the floor, rubbing his chin. He looks back at Reeshi who is still assaulting him verbally. Death Trap looks back to the floor, and then all at once looks up, moves forward towards Reeshi and strikes with a right hand! Reeshi's head is jolted back but he's quick to return with a right hand of his own! The two are battling back and forth in the middle of the ring, exchanging rights and lefts, neither man gaining the upper hand. With Reeshi's size advantage, he finally gains the upper hand on Death Trap and sends him staggering back until he is rested up against the ropes. Reeshi sends Death Trap across into the far ropes and tries to connect with the a big boot but Death Trap ducks under. Reeshi turns around and is hit with stiff dropkick from Death Trap. He's quick to his feet and is hit with another, Reeshi gets up right away but seems to have gone too quick as he staggers back into the ropes. Death Trap chargers forward attempting to send Reeshi over but he ducks and strikes with a right hand into the sternum of Death Trap, leaving him hunched over. He sizes up Death Trap and connects with another right hand over the forehead of Death Trap, knocking him back and down to one knee. Reeshi strikes with a kick to the gut and sets him up between his legs, looking for either a powebomb or a piledriver but Death Trap stands straight up, sending Reeshi over his back and down to the mat! Reeshi sits right back up, holding his back and Death Trap flips over the back of the head of Reeshi, snatching it up along the way giving Reeshi the whiplash effect! Reeshi is jolted right back down to the mat, laying back first as Death Trap is to his feet and standing over the champion.
Ishnari: A firm start. Nothing we havent already seen from these two. I'm slightly concerned with the amount of right hands flying around so early.
Tommy: We can only expect it to get better!
Ishnari: Hopefully. For the fans.
Death Trap grabs the head of Reeshi and pulls him up to his feet, pushing him back into the corner. Death Trap walks over, ready to go on the attack when Reeshi surprises him, snatching him up by the shoulder, turns and tosses him into the turnbuckle. Reeshi begins furiously throwing rights and lefts into the chest and rib area of Death Trap. Death Trap is being worn out in the corner as Reeshi backs up and comes right in with an elbow to the side of the head of Death Trap, backs up and another, and then a third, sucking the life out of the challenger. Reeshi backs up once again and wraps his hand on the turnbuckle. Reeshi moves forward, shoulder in the stomach of Death Trap. A loud "oomph" from Death Trap as he leans foreward out of the corner, Reeshi still with his hands on the turnbuckle and shoves him right back in with another shoulder to the sternum. Reeshi, goes for it a third time, but it's one two many as Death Trap drops the elbow, catching Reeshi in the back of the head. His grip loosens and Death Trap drops the eblow once more, a little while goes by until he drops it a third time but eventually he does and Reeshi lets go of the turnbuckles and drops to one knee. Death Trap rests in the corner a moment while Reeshi shakes the cobwebs out. Death Trap steps out of the corner, grabbing the arm of Reeshi and performs an arm wrench, stepping foreward and delivering sidekick catching Reeshi just under the chin, the champion falls to the mat.
Ishnari: This is jaw-jarring brawling
Tommy: For Death Trap to continue to be successful he's going to have to start throwing some of his speed and martial arts in here.
Reeshi quick to roll over and begin getting up but as he does, Death Trap steps through and drops the elbow, sending him right back down. Reeshi again to his knees but Death Trap drops the elbow once more. This time, Death Trap gets up and drags Reeshi back to his feet as well. He picks him up and drops him with a scoop slam, backs up into the ropes and bounces off with another elbow, this one driven right into the black heart of Reeshi! Death Trap hooks the leg and goes for the cover but Reeshi kicks out after a count of one. Reeshi immediately sitting right back up and reaching for some canvas for support in pulling himself to his feet. Death Trap is up and pulls Reeshi up the rest of the way. Death Trap sends Reeshi into the ropes and as he comes back, was looking for a move of some sort but Reeshi ducks away, running into the far ropes, picking up speed. As Death Trap turns around Reeshi connect with a clothesline! Reeshi runs right through the clotheslines and stops at the ropes, leaning over, taunting the fans, the champion's getting all fired up now. Death Trap is up and is set right back down with another clothesline. Death Trap is back up and Reeshi waits for him to come to him this time. Death Trap charges but Reeshi catches him with a powerslam. He hooks the leg for the cover, 1,2 Death Trap kicks out!
Ishnari: What martial arts does he have experience in?
Tommy: I have no idea, I have no background in that field to recognize the skill he has, but I know enough to realize it's martial arts
Ishnari: If I was looking in on this match I would think it was boxing.
Reeshi is up and is complaining to the referee over a slow count but the referee stands his ground. Reeshi turns back around to Death Trap on his knees and shoves him back off into the corner. Reeshi strikes hard with a right hand before whipping him across into the far ropes. Death Trap strikes the turnbuckle hard and Reeshi follows through witha body attack to Death Trap in the corner, again, sucking the life out of the challenger. Death Trap staggers out of the corner and falls to the mat, Reeshi drags him back down in front of the turnbuckle and climbs to the middle one. He turns around so he's facing inward toward the ring. Reeshi holds up a fist, looking at it as though in awe and comes off the middle rope looking drive the fist into the head of Death Trap but nobodies there! Reeshi punches the mat and immediately jumps up waving his fist in pain, Death Trap as well, a dropkick into the face of Reeshi, knocking him back into the mat. Another dropkick once Reeshi is up. When time for the third, Reeshi a little slower getting up and Death Trap connects with a German Suplex! He bridges for the cover but Reeshi kicks out again this time after the count of two!
Tommy: Back and forth they continue to go, what great action!
Ishnari: Death Trap catching Reeshi offguard with a throw.
Death Trap sits up and looks back at Reeshi who has rolled over and is beginning to climb to his feet once again. Death Trap immediately gets to his feet, seeing what that Reeshi is nearly to his. He grabs Reeshi by the back of the head and pounds him face first off the top turnbuckle and then proceeds to add a few boots to the stomach of Reeshi, gradually sending him down into a sitting position in the corner. Death Trap pounds away on the chest of Reeshi before backing away, throwing his arms about, he's fired up and so are the fans right along with him. He goes back into the far corner and charges forward but as he does, Reeshi reaches up and grabs the top ropes, springing himself forward and beheading Death Trap with a huge clothesline! Reeshi runs right through again, Death Trap is down and this time he's staying down after that collision course set out by the champion! Reeshi steps through the middle ropes and onto the apron before jumping down onto the mat outside. He reaches inside and snatches the leg of Death Trap pulling him towards the turnbuckle where he snatches the second leg of Death Trap. With a sudden pull he wraps the groin of Death Trap around the ring post!
Ishnari: This is becoming a two year course in pain.
Tommy: And that's just the way both of these men said it would be
"AAAAA" The scream and shouts of pain from Death Trap as the referee stops his count at five, sticking his head out the middle ropes and ordering Reeshi back into the ring. Reeshi takes a swing at the referee he is quick back into the ring to avoid contact but does come back to warn Reeshi of a disqualification. Reeshi takes the leg of Death Trap and smashes it up against the ringpost. And a second time before Death Trap scurries away! Reeshi rolls back into the ring and stands over Death Trap. He picks him up and places him over his shoulder as he would for a pumphandle slam. He holds Death Trap there in the middle of the ring for a short moment and then all in one motion, swings him forward and towards the mat, dropping him like he would a reverse piledriver! Death Trap's head bounces vertically off the mat and he lay on his back just beside Reeshi on the mat. Death Trap's neck may be broken and Reeshi is looking back, smiling at Death Trap whos arms and legs are spread, he looks completely out. Reeshi sensing it's over leans sideways, hooks one leg 1...2...Death Trap kicked out!
Ishnari: Thankfully no damage done to that neck.
Tommy: Good sign with that kickout from Death Trap
Reeshi can't believe it and immediately sits up hands on his face. When he removes them, the look of shock as he turns to the referee and protests the three but referee standing his ground again, claiming it was only a two. Reeshi gets back up to his feet and stares down at Death Trap. He picks up Death Trap and holds him on his feet with his head down between his legs. Reeshi picks him up and delivers a huge powerbomb to Death Trap! He's again into the cover but again Death Trap kicks out just before the count of three! Reeshi's frustrated at this point and is kicking the ropes relentlessly in dpure rage and frustration. Death Trap is allowed enough time to get up and when he does, he lunges at Reeshi looking to just catch him off guard and gain some more time but the forearm knocks him to the outside. Death Trap simply rolls out of the ring and cuts of Reeshi, surprising him with a right hand. Reeshi fights back with a knee to the gut and a second followed by a right hand to take down the challenger. Reeshi pounces on top of him firing more right hands to the forehead of the challenger, all the while the referee is doing his count, Reeshi has busted open Death Trap with those right hands and rolls back into the ring. the referee manages to count to twenty before Death Trap can get in as well. Reeshi has won by forfeit!
Tommy: Damnit, a forfeit! Reeshi is retaing the title here
Ishnari: I knew this match couldn't go on for much longer! Death Trap dug his own grave by leaving the ring and he paid the price! Another sucessful defence by Reeshi
Death Trap lay on the matt, he is completely out as Reeshi raises his hand in victory, smiling out to the sea of humanuity and the timekeeper announces Death Trap the winner by forfeit! Reeshi is staring at the lifeless Death Trap when "Mobscene" by M. Manson hits the speakers. The fans rush to their feet as Rhein appears on the stage and he's got himself a microphone!
Rhein: Hey Reeshi, long time no see. When I left, we were partners. We were buds, we were kicking ass and having some fun doing it. But while I was gone, you seemed quite content in claiming that it was the pain and punishment that you put on me that ended my career. You took claim for me leaving. I don't see it that way. That being said, nothing personal Reeshi, but this right here, you and Death Trap, it isn't over.
The fans burst into cheers as Death Trap is sitting in the corner trying to get to his feet Reeshi is standing at the ropes smiling to Rhein at the top of the stage, liking what he is hearing
Rhein: I know the referee's decision is always final, and I respect that. But looking around here, me, the commissioner has a little say in the matter. And as your commissioner, I am not really reversing the referee's decision, but I'm making my own. This is the main event, the XHF Title, and on top of that, it's a pay per view. These people came to see a winner, and so did I. I will not have a match like this end the way it just did. Reeshi vs Death Trap, I'm ordering a rematch so to speak, right now! Ring the bell, Reeshi vs Death Trap XHF Title on the line, it's starting right now! Let's see a clear cut winner here!
Ishnari: Reeshi won fiar and square! Death Trap exits the ring and then takes a picnic and he doesn't have to pay the price? Stupidity lead to the finish of the last match just like all the other matches on tonight's card. I don't see any difference!
Tommy: Well, he made one successful defence, can he make another?
Ishnari: Death Trap has already proven that he is an idiot. Idiot's do not win major titles here in the XHF. He better believe he isn't gettign another shot if he blows this one too. Our new commish is a crowd suck up.
Reeshi is furious with Rhein, kicking the bottom rope with frustration while the referee steps away from Death Trap standing in the corner, he was helping him up. The fans are on their feet as Rhein disappears to the back. Despite the fact that Rhein is gone, Reeshi is still fuming in the ring, shouting towards the top of the ramp. Reeshi turns around as Death Trap staggers out of the corner, a kick to the gut from Reeshi, Coral Reesh! This one's over all over again. Reeshi drops to his knees and goes for the cover. 1...2....Death Trap gets the shoulder up! Reeshi has lost it all over again, kicking bottom ropes, stomping his feet and now has the referee backed into the corner! Reeshi screaming in the face of the referee as Death Trap climbs to his feet. He comes from behind Reeshi, a forearm to the back of head! Reeshi knocked right into the referee and now the referee is down! Death Trap is firing some right hands into the side of the head of Reeshi, his head jolting back with every moment of contact. Reeshi finally puts an end to it by moving forward with a knee to the gut of Death Trap! Death Trap is hunched over and Reeshi grabs him by his tights and by the back of the head, turns and tosses him shoulder first into the ringpost!
Ishnari: God, I hate screwjobs. I'm just praying that Reeshi doesn't lose his cool and turn this into an even bigger one
Death Trap remains hunched over the turnbuckle as Reeshi throws his arms up into the air and snatches up the chair once again. He grabs the tights of Death Trap and tosses him away, he falls to the middle of the ring. Reeshi raises the chair and cracks it over the back of Death Trap, a loud screaming coming from the challenger. Death Trap falls right back down to the mat and Reeshi strikes again, and a second time, and a third time! Death Trap is attempting to roll away as Reeshi stomps him to the outside. Reeshi, chair in hand steps out onto the apron and drops down to the outside. Death Trap is using the ring apron to get up and again, Reeshi using that chair, right across the back of Death Trap! Death Trap falls to the mat, Reeshi slams down the chair, going back onto the attack once again. He picks Death Trap up the rest of the way and shoves him against the barricade. Reeshi drives the elbows into the sternum of Death Trap, going after the breath of the challenger. When Reeshi is done to his satisfaction he grabs Death Trap by the head and tosses him into the side of the ring steps! The steps exploding around him as he lay next to the pile!
Tommy: Reeshi is feeling screwed, and now he's taking advantage, breaking every rule possible with the referee down!
Ishnari: Well if Death Trap can get away with it then there should be some form of equality here.
Reeshi picks up Death Trap once again, this time rolling him back into the ring. Reeshi is found rolling right back in behind him. He goes over the to referee and begins an attempt to revive him. He rolls Death Trap over, hooks the leg, the referee slowly crawling over to make the count. He gets there, 1...2...Death Trap just gets the shoulder up! The fans are up once again, this one is far from over according to Death Trap! Again Reeshi can't believe it, his emotions a mixture of both shock and frustration. Reeshi's pounding on the mat, pleading with a nearly lifeless referee that it was three, all the while, Death Trap is getting up. Death Trap is to his knees when Reeshi turns around. He attempts a right hand but Death Trap blocks it and connects with one of his own. Reeshi tries again but with the same result. The same happens a third time, the third one sending Reeshi staggering back. Death Trap is able to pull himself up to his feet, some more rights striking the surface of the face of Reeshi. Reeshi fights back with right but Death Trap takes it in, locking his hands around the throat of Reeshi! Reeshi drops to one knee, trying to fight off the grip but Death Trap lifts him into the air, chokeslam!
Tommy: Death Trap's coming back!
Ishnari: Ishnari: C'mon Reeshi!
Reeshi is down, Death Trap collapses next to him, desperately trying to gain back some momentum. The referee is now up and he is beginning a ten count on the two men. He reaches eight as Death Trap props his head up, checking his surroundings, at nine, he drapes the arm over the chest of Reeshi. 1...2...Reeshi kicks out! Death Trap rolls over, both men lay next to one another, face up on the mat. Referee begins another ten count, both men up at eight. Reeshi begins to fire some right hands towards Death Trap that knocks him back into the ropes. An Irish whip from Reeshi sends Death Trap into the far ropes but when he comes back, he surprises him with a spear! Reeshi is down once again, Death Trap is to his knees already and is using the ropes to pull himself up the rest of the way. Death Trap is up and is taunting Reeshi to his feet. Reeshi is up and Death Trap comes up from behind him, looking for a neckbreaker and suddenly, a quick motion, the Cut the Strings! Reeshi's head snaps back and he's out cold but Death Trap is down as well. He begins scrambling about on the mat, trying to make it to him in enough time to continue with the cover. He gets to a sitting position and scurries over toward Reeshi. 1...2...Reeshi gets the shoulder up! Death Trap immediately with hands in his face, he's in shock, he had the title within in his grasp but Reeshi somehow is holding on!
Tommy: Since Death Trap got the opportunity, he might as well pull it out there looking to take advantage of it
Ishnari: Quit prettying it up Tommy. Death Trap has his very own Vince McMahon in his corner bending all the rules so that he will be the one on top!
Death Trap gets up, a serious expression coming across his face now, it's now or never. He waits for Reeshi to get to his knees and sets him up between his legs. He hoists him up into a piledriver position and holds him there, a stalling piledriver coming, and he connects! Reeshi lay next to Death Trap, sitting on the mat. He looks back at Reeshi and shakes his head, mouthing to the fans, "he's not through". Death Trap gets up and picks Reeshi up the rest of the way. He sets him up for a pumphandle and then lifts him up onto his shoulder. Reeshi somehow is able to slide down, turns him over, a boot to the midsection. Reeshi hooks the arms of Death Trap but Death Trap breaks free, sending Reeshi over his back and onto the mat! Death Trap turns to see Reeshi getting up and scoops him up across his shoulders. Death Trap turns him around, Rolling Blackout! This one's it! It's over. 1....2...NO! Reeshi gets the shoulder up once again! Neither man is giving in to the other, no matter what they throw at each other. They sure as hell will not go down, let alone go down easy!
Ishnari: If it wasn't for the screwjob this would be one fine main event!
Tommy: I agree, but quit calling it a screw job. The commish could book you in some matches to ya know
Ishnari: I'm sorry if I'm the only one around here that wants justice served. We all have the right to justice and the right to protest when it is not given.
Mountie: I think he's still a little mad at Rhein for hitting him earlier
Tommy: Are you still here!
Ishnari: *locks the mountie into the KFC*
Death Trap looks like he's ready to win this thing, using the ropes, he pulls himself to his feet and looks down at Reeshi, staring down towards the champion. Reeshi doesn't look as though he's going to get up anytime soon so Death Trap begins to do so on his own. He picks up Reeshi and places him sitting on the top turnbuckle, back towards the ring. He staggers back to the far corner and charges towards Reeshi, scaling the to the top turnbuckle, he's looking for the Final Judgement! He comes off the top with Reeshi but Reeshi must have Death Trap well scouted because Reeshi rolls right through and is somehow able to land on his feet. Death Trap turns around, kick to the midsection, hook of the arms, Coral Reesh! Reeshi pulled it out of nowhere but can't make the cover, both men are down! Death Trap looks out face down on the mat and Reeshi looks out, face up on the mat, neither man moving an inch. The referee begins another twenty count. This time at the count of six we get some movement. At opposite ends of the ring, Death Trap and Reeshi use the ropes to climb to their feet, getting up at about the same time, and at the same time as them, the fans off to Reeshi's right, Death Trap's left get up as well... The camera pans around to see the masked men jump over the guardrail. One slides into the ring and attacks Reeshi! The other runs across and jumps Death Trap! The referee immediately calls for the bell
Winner :: Draw due to outside involvement
Ishnari: This is one of those rare occasions where two wrongs make a right. The fans that paid to see this show wanted a main event that went to a finish.They got that but then suck up boy had to give them a new one. A new one that didn't go to a finish.
Tommy: *waiting for smart ass comment from mountie but then quickly remembers the KFC* Oh...right
The two masked men have Reeshi and Death Trap down, and are stomping away when suddenly J.L comes running down the ramp. Looking for revenge from earlier tonight, JL immediately jumps the one on Death Trap and forces him into the corner, kicking and punching away. The second one turns to help the first when JL turns around and begins firing rights and lefts at him as well! Reeshi gets up, as does Death Trap and it becomes a three on two. Reeshi, Death Trap and JL are somehow working together against the two masked men, who choose the retreat plan. They are backing up the ramp when Gravedigger arrives! He strikes with forearms to the back of the head of each, forcing them stumbling back down the ramp, he rolls the one back inside the ring but loses track of the other. Gravedigger simply joins the other three in the ring and begin the assault on the one masked man. Death Trap motions to the crowd that it's time to take off the mask! Supported with a sea of cheers, they move in to do so and from behind is the other masked man with a steel chair. He strikes Gravedigger across the back, Reeshi turns around and takes one in the stomach, a second across the back! JL turns around and receives one across the skull. Death Trap tries fighting back but with what he just went through with Reeshi, his energy level is low and when the first masked man gets back up, it's two on one on Death Trap.
Tommy: Four men, two masked men, and yet somehow the masked men have gone and isolated Death Trap
Ishnari: Ishnari: We might yet get to see a fight to end the show!
Reeshi is up and he takes out the first one with a chair, the second turns and receives a Coral Reesh and the two scurry out of the ring and lay on the outside. Reeshi picks up the chair and looks back at Death Trap, he's ready to take a swing when Death Trap ducks under and Reeshi is caught with a standing side kick from JL! Gravedigger is and he jumps JL, knocking him back down into the corner. Death Trap and Gravedigger are left standing, opposite sides of the ring, staring at one another. The two friends not sure whether they should make a move or not. Suddenly from behind come the masked men! Gravedigger is taken out with a pipe to the back of the head, Death Trap a chair to the side of the head, neither Death Trap nor Gravedigger saw it coming! JL is back up and turns around to receive the pipe right over the skull! All four men are down and only the two masked men remain standing. They both stand over the four fallen men, the destruction they have caused, proud of the fact they had ruined a perfectly good Main Event!
Tommy: I wanna know who these guys are already! Somebody just take their damn masks off!
Ishnari: I don't know anything, but I want to find out!
One masked man steps forward to the middle of the ring and fans are silenced as it places it's hand over it's head. With a clean swipe he pulls the mask off his head, to reveal a smiling Rat Bastard! The fans begin to boo relantlessly, Rat just standing in the middle of the ring wearing nothing but black, not a single spec of skin showing other then his face after he took off the mask beside him steps the second and he too places his hand over his head. With a clean swipe he pulls the mask off his head to reveal Chris Sanders! The fans begin tossing boos his way as well, realizing that he and Rat had been associated with one another from the very start! Vengeance towards Reeshi perhaps, maybe a grand return, either way Chris Sanders has alligned himself with of all people, Rat Bastard! The two stand in their black uniforms in the middle of the ring, looking around at the chaos they created, and they're smiling. The camera moves around the ring, JL is face up on the mat, Gravedigger face down, Death Trap face down and then it pans over to one of the corners, Reeshi is sitting up with his right arm across his stomach and to his left hand side, supporting himself as he sits in the corner. He's looking out into the middle of the ring at Rat and Sanders and is smiling! Reeshi is smiling!
Tommy: What the hell is going on here
Ishnari: It's the eternal drunk and the perennial give up kid in an alliance they will no doubt claim will rock the XHF's world, and all thanks to that fucktard Rhein for giving them the opportunity.
Tommy: Somebodies holding a grudge. But I want to know how, why? what is going on here, and why is Reeshi smiling! Could we find out on Gastro? That's all for us here, goodnight everybody!
Ishnari: I hope Rhein burns in merry hell but for the rest of you have fun and play nice!
*Supremacy fades to black*