Post by Jesse Jamester on Nov 4, 2023 22:07:35 GMT -5
This thread is designed for banter for those in the 2023 Parade of 1000 Demons Tournament. It’s simple, reply to this post before your next match or after results go up with trash talk, after thoughts, or whatever you feel like sharing. Create some buzz, add to the hype of the tournament, and most importantly — have fun!
Round two of the Parade of a 1000 Demons was now complete. Blocks A and B wrapped up round two in Uwajima City Bull Ring, while Blocks C and D competed in Omura Sports Bunka Center earlier this evening.
Meanwhile, JROK headquarters was feeling the buzz of the Parade of a 1000 Demons Tournament as fans shared photos and videos all over social media over the past four days. The hype was real, as the previous year’s winner Dylan Black, was a catalyst for what the Japanese wrestling fans expected of those who would win the tournament. Dylan Black became the ‘King of Demons’ and was crowned the new XHF Hardcore champion, bringing the title out of retirement and to JROK.
This year, the winner of the Parade of 1000 Demons tournament is guaranteed a title shot at the XHF Hardcore Champion. Currently the title is held by Steve Awesome, with a whopping six successful hardcore title defenses and a reign of 188 days and counting.
“Journey to the Throne of the Demon King”
[Standing before the camera is ‘the Violent One’ Jesse Jamester. Following round two matches finishing up earlier today, Jesse was scouting the competition in the other blocks that he had yet to face. The JROK New Wave Championship gold title hangs over his left shoulder, glimmering in front of the light of the camera as it zooms out to give a better view of the champions true size. Six foot six inches tall, two hundred eighty seven pounds, tattooed and war wounds littering his body, and his new half-bone half-lizard mask upon his face.]
Jesse Jamester: “It’s time to light the world on fire again in JROK! Yes! Just like I did last year, the Parade of 1000 Demons tournament is already in full swing!
Jason Long and I are now tied, one win each and a draw. The tournament rules dictated our last bout being a draw Jason, but really it deserves an asterisk next to it in the record books. You were dumped on your head and sawing logs as I went for that cover…
This tournament is only just beginning. I know I’ll get another chance to remedy that draw and break our tie Jason. You can’t run from the fate of violence that awaits you!”
[Glancing over at the JROK New Wave championship on his shoulder, Jesse cracks a confident smile with devious intent.]
Jesse Jamester: “2023, I take the King of Demon title and will go on to get my redemption in the pursuit of the XHF Hardcore Championship. Steve Awesome, this New Wave championship is feeling just right here in my possession, but…”
[Tapping his other shoulder.]
Jesse Jamester: “This shoulder is feeling left out. You see, even a deaf dog gets lucky once and a while when it crosses the highway Steve. Eventually though, that luck runs out and that dog finds itself on the grill of an eighteen wheeler. [Nodding] If you have to guess, it’s you Steve, who will end up getting run over by me come the end of this tournament. I stopped you from getting to the XHF X*Crown again, and I will not stop in my pursuit to take everything you have!
A promise is a promise, and I’m a man of my word.
As for everyone else. Casualties of war. Line’em up and I’ll run them over! It makes no difference to me who you are… your all just roadblocks in my way to the throne of the King of Demons.”
[He goes his head as the camera feed fades to black.]
Prelude.
Round two of the Parade of a 1000 Demons was now complete. Blocks A and B wrapped up round two in Uwajima City Bull Ring, while Blocks C and D competed in Omura Sports Bunka Center earlier this evening.
Meanwhile, JROK headquarters was feeling the buzz of the Parade of a 1000 Demons Tournament as fans shared photos and videos all over social media over the past four days. The hype was real, as the previous year’s winner Dylan Black, was a catalyst for what the Japanese wrestling fans expected of those who would win the tournament. Dylan Black became the ‘King of Demons’ and was crowned the new XHF Hardcore champion, bringing the title out of retirement and to JROK.
This year, the winner of the Parade of 1000 Demons tournament is guaranteed a title shot at the XHF Hardcore Champion. Currently the title is held by Steve Awesome, with a whopping six successful hardcore title defenses and a reign of 188 days and counting.
“Journey to the Throne of the Demon King”
[Standing before the camera is ‘the Violent One’ Jesse Jamester. Following round two matches finishing up earlier today, Jesse was scouting the competition in the other blocks that he had yet to face. The JROK New Wave Championship gold title hangs over his left shoulder, glimmering in front of the light of the camera as it zooms out to give a better view of the champions true size. Six foot six inches tall, two hundred eighty seven pounds, tattooed and war wounds littering his body, and his new half-bone half-lizard mask upon his face.]
Jesse Jamester: “It’s time to light the world on fire again in JROK! Yes! Just like I did last year, the Parade of 1000 Demons tournament is already in full swing!
Jason Long and I are now tied, one win each and a draw. The tournament rules dictated our last bout being a draw Jason, but really it deserves an asterisk next to it in the record books. You were dumped on your head and sawing logs as I went for that cover…
This tournament is only just beginning. I know I’ll get another chance to remedy that draw and break our tie Jason. You can’t run from the fate of violence that awaits you!”
[Glancing over at the JROK New Wave championship on his shoulder, Jesse cracks a confident smile with devious intent.]
Jesse Jamester: “2023, I take the King of Demon title and will go on to get my redemption in the pursuit of the XHF Hardcore Championship. Steve Awesome, this New Wave championship is feeling just right here in my possession, but…”
[Tapping his other shoulder.]
Jesse Jamester: “This shoulder is feeling left out. You see, even a deaf dog gets lucky once and a while when it crosses the highway Steve. Eventually though, that luck runs out and that dog finds itself on the grill of an eighteen wheeler. [Nodding] If you have to guess, it’s you Steve, who will end up getting run over by me come the end of this tournament. I stopped you from getting to the XHF X*Crown again, and I will not stop in my pursuit to take everything you have!
A promise is a promise, and I’m a man of my word.
As for everyone else. Casualties of war. Line’em up and I’ll run them over! It makes no difference to me who you are… your all just roadblocks in my way to the throne of the King of Demons.”
[He goes his head as the camera feed fades to black.]