"I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by..."
Nov 12, 2023 18:09:11 GMT -5
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Post by bloodiedfox on Nov 12, 2023 18:09:11 GMT -5
Around the table sit the surviving members of the Esoteric Order of Driving. Dr Dilbert East, Bob the (Formerly) Immortal (Because He Used to Be a Book), and H.R. Car-Wolf say nothing, unable even to look at each other. The shroud of the death of Armbishi hangs over them. Yet they must plan, for they have entered into this months' race.
Wait, why did we sign up to race this month?
The guy writing this thought he's have an idea this time around but now deadline's fast approaching and he's got nothing.
Dilbert retrieves his 'Don't Lean On The 4th Wall' bat and hits Bob on the head.
I mean, I have no idea.
Well we at least have to decide who's going to drive, or at least sit inside The Car while it drives itself.
I don't think I should be inside Ma Ma. It seems unseemly.
We could ask Brendan?
His husband just died, I don't think he's going to be in the right frame of mind.
Well we've got to have someone!
Fine!
Dilbert points at a random guy in a robe walking past.
You! Miscellaneous Cultist #3! You're driving The Car That Should Not Be in the next CAR race!
The guy in the robe looks around, realises he's being pointed at, then shrugs he resigned acceptance.
There, sorted.
Now we just need the writer to not leave it to the last minute next month...
Dilbert lunges at Bob with the bat as we cut away.
The Optional Race Enhancer Questions (explained in other post on roleplay rules):
1. Do you avoid the turkey? No! Catch it! It'll save on the grocery bills!
2. Can you see through the feathers? The Car sees all spectrums and frequencies! Plus she has powerful wipers.
3. Is it global warming or climate change? As a scientist with impeccable credentials, as shown by this syringe of fluorescent green liquid I'm holding, it's technically both.
4. How will your team respond to winning? Miscellaneous Cultist #3 just might get this job on a full time basis!
5. How will your team respond to not winning? We're totally sacrificing Miscellaneous Cultist #3 to appease the Elder Gods!
Wait, why did we sign up to race this month?
The guy writing this thought he's have an idea this time around but now deadline's fast approaching and he's got nothing.
Dilbert retrieves his 'Don't Lean On The 4th Wall' bat and hits Bob on the head.
I mean, I have no idea.
Well we at least have to decide who's going to drive, or at least sit inside The Car while it drives itself.
I don't think I should be inside Ma Ma. It seems unseemly.
We could ask Brendan?
His husband just died, I don't think he's going to be in the right frame of mind.
Well we've got to have someone!
Fine!
Dilbert points at a random guy in a robe walking past.
You! Miscellaneous Cultist #3! You're driving The Car That Should Not Be in the next CAR race!
The guy in the robe looks around, realises he's being pointed at, then shrugs he resigned acceptance.
There, sorted.
Now we just need the writer to not leave it to the last minute next month...
Dilbert lunges at Bob with the bat as we cut away.
The Optional Race Enhancer Questions (explained in other post on roleplay rules):
1. Do you avoid the turkey? No! Catch it! It'll save on the grocery bills!
2. Can you see through the feathers? The Car sees all spectrums and frequencies! Plus she has powerful wipers.
3. Is it global warming or climate change? As a scientist with impeccable credentials, as shown by this syringe of fluorescent green liquid I'm holding, it's technically both.
4. How will your team respond to winning? Miscellaneous Cultist #3 just might get this job on a full time basis!
5. How will your team respond to not winning? We're totally sacrificing Miscellaneous Cultist #3 to appease the Elder Gods!