Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Nov 24, 2023 23:01:37 GMT -5
This just in! Wildcat Capone was in charge of a beat down and mugging of Cliff Clinton this Thanksgiving!
We cut to see footage of the attack from a bystander. We see a group of hooded men with wildcat masks on charge and overwhelm the veteran. Wildcat Capone can be heard giving orders and yelling obscenities out of the car. As quick as they come, the group leaves in a cloud of smoke before cops can come to the scene.
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Post by Cliff Clinton? on Nov 26, 2023 2:58:24 GMT -5
More footage has been turned in from the Capone mugging of Cliff Clinton?!
You can still hear the tires squealing as Capone and his gang make their getaway.
The innocent bystander quickly runs over toward Cliff Clinton? as the man slowly pulls himself up to his feet.
“Hey man, are you alright?”
Cliff groans a bit as he climbs to his feet but otherwise waves off the black eye and split lip he received.
“Bah, I’m okay. Thanks.”
Cliff said, wiping the blood from his beard.
“It’s going to take more than “sore loser” Capone and his wannabe street crew to take me out. Though I doubt he’s done looking for me.”
Cliff poked at his sore, swelling eye and winced in pain.
“But this time I’ll be looking for him too.”
Cliff took a seat on a nearby street bench and attempted to roll his shoulder and elbow to work out the pain.
“Who was that guy?”
The innocent bystander curiously asked. A small grin grew under his beard.
“Would you believe that’s my tag team partner?”
Cliff started to laugh a little at the irony of the situation until some blood spat out of his mouth and he started getting a little dizzy.
“Hey calm down man. You may have some internal bleeding. The police will be able to help you out when they get here.”
Cliff was all about the idea of help until the mention of police. At that point he shot up to his feet, almost fell back down but ultimately got his balance and took off.
“It was nice meeting ya….”
The footage ends.
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Post by Kira Izumi on Nov 28, 2023 1:09:11 GMT -5
Leaked footage from Facebook Live was released to the XHF Network momenta ago. Inside we see Masked men driving away in a large van.
"Cliff got a taste of the real streets! And if that fat fuck wants some more we'll show him just how dangerous the Streets can get!"
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Post by flo on Nov 28, 2023 13:55:47 GMT -5
Reaction videos to the incident have been intense, as seen on YouTube.
Florida Man Live!
Dan Marino spins a cardboard sign with "Florida Man Live!" written in pink glitter, before cameraman Nametag Melvin smash pans the cellphone he's using to record this over to the hot dog warmer. Melvin does this not because it's the stage directions, but to catch Florida Man in the act of stealing from 711.
Florida Man (letting twenty hot dogs roll out of his mouth because if he doesn't chew it's not stealing): Disturbing video coming out of Las Vegas, where Cliff Clinton was the victim of a violent assault. Clinton mugs so much, that I thought he was immune to mugging. Who knew? At the centre of this crime is Wildcat Capone.... who is only a slightly more convincing gangster stereotype than Cross Recoba. Is his gang the wildcats? Sounds more like a cheerleading squad. Two Tap Out wrestlers having an altercation - why was it done outside of TOW? ....because they actually wanted people to see it. Brawling in the streets? Seems like Recoba kept a tighter leash on his roster before he spent all his time in Hardkore World, or got distracted shitting on the X. If casinos are so desperate that they have to give fighting away for free on the streets, perhaps the sport isn't viable in that berg? I know I'll be spending my weekends with Adele. Still propping up mobster stereotypes like you were the droogs?
Do better Nevada.
Content that the hotdogs are just drooled on, Nametag Melvin pans the camera back to Dan Marino who's sign now reads: "Florida 100, Nevada 0"
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Post by Cliff Clinton? on Nov 29, 2023 1:02:54 GMT -5
Cliff Clinton? was spotted and questioned about the Capone mugging.
Here is his quote.
“You know what’s messed up? I actually agree with Florida Man.”
“Ya’know something Capone….you and I need to sit down and have a little heart to heart chat. And I know just when you and I will be in the same ring at the same time!”
“Tapout 19. December Tenth.
“Now I know if we don’t compete we don’t get paid so I’m willing to endure and attempt to work with you in our tag match for Oscar Goodman.
“But after that bell rings, you are fair game and you and I can chat about the streets all you want, kid.”
“And I’ll make you see my point.”
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Post by Kira Izumi on Nov 29, 2023 3:26:31 GMT -5
"Fuck Cliff Clinton! Fuck Florida Man! Fuck Oscar Goodman! May he rot in hell. But most importantly fuck Kenneth Casper and Travis Monroe. After I beat these has beens your ass is grass Cliff!"
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