2023 Parade Of 1000 Demons Tournament Finals Show

[Kira Izumi]

Parade of 1000 Demons 2023 Finals
At Kawasaki Stadium In Kawasaki, Kanagawa, Japan
November 25th, 2023

Main Event: Parade of 1000 Demons 2023 Finals; Parade of 1000 Demons Death Match; No Time Limit
Darlene Price Vs. Florida Man

Fumio Daemura: “(This is the finals of the 2023 Parade of One Thousand Demons Tournament. This match has no time limit and can only be won via a ten count. This match will continue until one of these competitors can not continue! And this ladies and gentlemen is your 2023 Parade of 1000 Demons Death Match!)”

We pan around the arena getting a good close look on the crowd as well as the scale of this massive structure of insanity. There's a giant cage around the ramp way, which closes off as the only entrance and exit of the structure. We see barbed wire all along the ramp way as well as over top of the cell like structure. There's Landmines between the ramp and cage as well as spike pits. Around the ring is a pit of flames and on the other side of that is a pit of glass, spikes and tacks. On the other side of that is a vast terrain of Landmines, C4, Bombs, spike traps, and other various traps and constructions of mass destruction. The end of that is a vast pit of water. With crocodiles, alligators, piranhas and sharks. As well as an electrified barbed wire cage. On the outside is Landmines, torches and pits of Legos. The ring itself has exploding barbed wire for ropes and barbed wire exploding Landmines directly ringside. under and around the ring beside the Landmines are various weapons and ladders, tables, and doors. In the ring is a chainsaw, a branding iron, glass panes, light tubes, guzzette boards and other weapons of mass destruction. As well as trash cans and buggies full of various smaller weapons and items.

Fumio Daemura: “(Introducing first, from the wrong neck of the woods… she is the longest reigning J-ROK New Wave Champion, former XHF Jr. Heavyweight Champion, W:UK and J-ROK Two Kingdoms Champion… Darlene Price!)”

MUSHI: “(That's right folks she's the Two Kingdoms Champion and she's also the longest reigning J-ROK New Wave Champion. A controversial figure in the past, but a women who sense coming to Japan has made a dominant career for herself. With the last person to pin her being J-ROK Hall of Famer and former ace, STRiFE back in 2019 at SSS’ final show.)”

Psycho KGB: “(That being the last match in SSS history! But she's facing a very dangerous and unpredictable man in Florida Man. He's taken full advantage of his free time and traveled the globe winning tournaments and titles in countless promotions. Including but not limited to HKW and W:UK. He's even a two time YTA Champion. Elevating the belt to new heights before dropping it back again to Kira IZuMi.)”

We see Price come to the ring.

Fumio Daemura: “(And introducing her opponent, standing in at 6’2 and weighing in at 198 pounds… he hails from the primal instincts of Floridians everywhere… he's a former two time J-ROK YTA Champion, HKW California Champion and is the current W:UK Commonwealth Champion… he is Florida Man!)”

The fans cheer as the gator comes down to the ring.

MUSHI: “(To Florida Man this is an opportunity of the lifetime. He can show management what he's learned and what he's accomplished overseas and all over the globe this past year. Having some of the most talked about matches and moments over the year.)”

Psycho KGB: “(Unfortunately for Flo, management couldn't find out how to use the charismatic alligator. His unique cult appeal and animal themed attire could click with everyone but the ones who mattered most. Tonight is every bit a proving ground for both inside the Parade of 1000 Demons! And in just moments the most dangerous and death defying death match in all of wrestling will house two competitors who will wrestle to be crowned this year's King of Demons!)”

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

The gutteral roars of the bloodthirsty crowd pierce our ears as they surround the structure made from the insane mind of Kira Izumi! Darlene and Florida circle one another. Taking in just how deep into the depths of hell they're slowly sunken into. The fans each chant their names as they continue to circle one another. It's the chaotic Darlene Price who makes the first move. Grabbing a light tube and smashing it against the head of Florida Man. He “bites” the tubes as it smashes to dust.

Florida Man comes at her with a flaming chicken wing. Nearly missing her as it flies into the pit. Price charges him with a hurricarana. He catches her and spins her into a spinning power bomb. Darlene manages to twist and slip behind and drop down into a piledriver position. Florida lifts up as she flips onto her feet. Florida pushes her into the exploding barbed wire.

BOOM!

She falls down in pain and agony. He sets her up halfway up a high-rise. She recovers and starts to move too much for Florida Mans liking. He throws a glass pane up above her. Seemingly missing before upper cutting her into it.

Psycho KGB: “(Florida Man upper cutting through the glass ceiling with that one!)”

Dar falls down and eats another glass pane as Flo swings it like a baseball bat.

MUSHI: “(Florida Man with his inner Jorge Soler as he hits a home run on Prices head!)”

Darlene crumbles as the referee counts.

One!

Two!!

Th-

Darlene starts to get back up to her feet as she wipes the blood off her mouth. She charges Man with a knee strike to the gut. Slamming him down into the broken glass. She grabs grabs a guzzette board and swings it at Florida Man. They embed themselves into his arms and the top of his mask as he blocks the brunt of the damage.

Darlene hits him with a quick fash stomp before the referee counts.

One!

Two!!

Florida Man gets back up to his feet. Darlene charges him, but he flips her over and to the outside. She crashes on a barbed wire table as Flo climbs high into the air. He drops down with leg drop from the heavens. Price rolls out of the way. Flos leg goes through the table as he manages to get up and the two brawl with the table still attached. Darlene chases him around the ring. As he goes around, more and more weapons get stuck to the barbed wire. He collects a chair, an umbrella, a light tube and a razor board among other small weapons. Dar rolls into the ring with flo following suit. He eats a knee as Price throws him into the corner. She backs up before going for the executive order. Flo finally manages to slip out of the table at the last second. Causing Darlene to go through the table and other weapons attached to it.

MUSHI: “(Florida Man with a lucky escape from what could've been a match ending move!)”

Florida Man picks up the iron brand and tries to hit Price with it. She ducks and hits him with another light tube. His mask gets ripped off as he falls to cover his face.

Psycho KGB: “(Florida Man with a breath of fire towards Darlene!)”

MUSHI: “(Look at his face! That's… that's Price! Darlenes Father!)”

Darlene is taken aback by the fire and the face reveal of what looks like her father. She reaches towards him and grabs his face. Ripping off the skin to reveal it was just a hyper realistic mask and a mask similar to Florida Mans GFC run under it. Darlene lifts him up and drops him with a brain buster. She dumps him once more into the exploding Landmine off the apron.

BOOM!

Both eat shit and shrapnel as the cloud of smoke is all we see from the wreckage of the explosive brain buster. Both are down as the referee begins to count.

One!

Two!!

Three!!!

Four!!!!

Five!!!!!

Si-

Darlene and Florida Man start to show signs of life as they both crawl out of the burnt landmine. They start to brawl towards the ring of fire and pit of glass and spikes. Darlene manages to knock Man towards the firewall before charging him.

MUSHI: “(Executive Order through the fire! Both are rolling to put out the flames!)”

They manage to get back up and brawl towards the pit of spikes. Florida Man uses his tail to trip up Price. He goes towards field of Lego bricks where he begins to make something. It's a Lego gun! He starts making laser gun sound effects. Real cheesy and bad ones at that. As he “shoots” Darlene. She rolls her eyes as he continues. The more he does it the more pissed she gets. He smashes the Lego AK47 across her back as it smashes to thousands of pieces. She takes it all as she lifts him up and trucks him off into the spike pit.

Florida Man tumbles and lands deep down into the pit. The camera man looks down as we see the man from Florida impaled!

Psycho KGB: “(Someone get some medics in there! He's been impaled! We can't afford another lawsuit, hurry!)”

The bloody Florida Man is stuck in the spikes pit with a spike going through his chest. Medics enter the ringside area with a stretcher. The referee holds up the x as they hurry. The paramedics carefully cut and lift him out. Placing him onto the stretcher. As they pass Price Florida Mans hand grabs her. Pulling her towards him as he breaks the spike and stabs it into her head. She backs up as he opens up his jacket to show a dented Lego near where the spike had impaled him.

MUSHI: “(Just when you think you've seen it all, Florida Man pulls something else out of his sleeve! Thank God he's not dead and we're not getting sued to bankruptcy!)”

Psycho KGB: “(Florida Man is steps ahead of Darlene at every turn. She's going to have to find a way to put Florida Flo if she wants to take him down!)”

Florida drives her bloody head into the stretcher. He ties her up and rolls her into the cage. She gets shredded by the barbed wire and zapped by the electric shock. Florida dropkicks the stretcher into the cage once more as the referee tries helping Price out of the stretcher.

Florida Man heads into the field of Legos towards the pond of dangerous animals. Darlene is out by the time he's halfway across. She charges him, but is thrown into a C4 landmine!

BOOM!

Florida Man tries to continue his journey but is tripped up. Price mounts on top of him before punching him with fists full of Legos. She grabs one of the C4 boards and places the bomb carefully on a downed Man. She hits him with another Fash Stomp as the board explodes onto Florida.

One!

Two!!

Three!!!

Four!!!!

Five!!!!!

Six!!!!!!

Se-

Florida Man gets up to a knee as he barely manages to stumble up to his feet. He staggers towards the water as Darlene lays into him with lefts and rights. She tosses him into the water as the crocodiles, Pirahanas and eels all pounce on him. He climbs out with bite marks on his mask and a Pirahana biting his tail. Darlene goes for the RU486 but just as shes about to land she lets go and fights off a Pirahana!

Psycho KGB: Looks like she's getting a little taste of her own medicine!

He grabs a crocodile and swings it at Price. It tries to chomp down on her as it's probably scared for its life. Florida Man chucks it at Price knocking her down. He pulls out some zip ties and ties up her hands behind her back. He drags her into the water and shoved her head into the water. She fights back. The more she fights the deeper and harder Flo shoves her under.

One!

Two!!

Three!!!

Four!!!!

Five!!!!!

Six!!!!!!

Seven!!!!!!!

Eight!!!!!!!

Nine!!!!!!!!!

Ten!!!!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

MUSHI: “(Something took over Florida Man tonight. He had to nearly drown Darlene to death to defeat her!)”

We see a bunch of “YOKAI and demons” parade down to the ring. Where Florida Man is now standing.

Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner and 2023 King of Demons… Florida Man!)”

At the end of the demons we see a red shrine with the king of demons oni mask resting in it. They circle him and chant as the shrine is the only demon who enters the ring. It kneels down as does all the other demons. A broken and bloodied Florida Man takes it and puts it on as he celebrates his victory.