Post by flo on Nov 28, 2023 23:52:19 GMT -5
Post-Parade...
An ambulance waits close to the stadium exit, paramedics deciding which hospital to take the winner too. His only demand - a better one than the loser. While his chauffeurs are distracted, the corpse looking gator beacons over the cameraman.
Florida Man:
Dar.... you just went swimming with sharks... chum. Ever feel like doing another lap? More than happy to make you bleed. Yeah, J-RoK brass might be grooming you to be the next big thing, good for you, but tonight you saw just how out of touch they are! Yeah, your boi, Flo, who they have HAD UNDER CONTRACT but COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO BOOK for 2023... is the meanest, baddest, scariest MOFO in J-RoK and I've got the Parade of 1000 Demons to prove it!
..........and speaking of J-RoK management, Nausicaä Suzuki has offered me an olive branch... I got Kira IZuMi at Raison D'Entre... and I'm being allowed to pick the stip?
CHARLES ON A POLE!!!
Nah, they'll be time for me to square things with Sky Force later, now I gotz to settle up with that pitchfork riding, YTA stealing, piece of shit, Kira Izumi...
Now Kira, how to serve up revenge.... my mentor had this signature match. He'd throw his opponents into a box of snakes... thing is, he likes snakes. He ever lose that match? No harm diggity done. I like that... a stipulation that only effects you...
Got it.
KIra.... you and me...
LOSER LEAVES TOWN!
I have a much better career going at Wrestle:UK, so I suddenly get out of my J-RoK contract? I have back-up plans. But this... this is your baby. Even if you want to burn it to the ground, you NEED to be here.... oh yes, watching you get dragged off kicking and screaming would be worth sticking around for.
Sure Naus had plans for both of us being here in 2024, but what the hell... she did give me the power....
So you and me, pal-O,
Loser Leaves Town.... Falls Count Anywhere... in the J-RoK Hall of Fame!
'Cause it's the only way you're getting in there is if I drag your ass through it! So enjoy J-RoK while you can Kira, 'cause your on borrowed time.
There can be no doubt, looking at that toothy grin you know, Florida Man is DEMON NO. 1!!! Paramedics close the ambulance door, he really needs medical treatment.
An ambulance waits close to the stadium exit, paramedics deciding which hospital to take the winner too. His only demand - a better one than the loser. While his chauffeurs are distracted, the corpse looking gator beacons over the cameraman.
Florida Man:
Dar.... you just went swimming with sharks... chum. Ever feel like doing another lap? More than happy to make you bleed. Yeah, J-RoK brass might be grooming you to be the next big thing, good for you, but tonight you saw just how out of touch they are! Yeah, your boi, Flo, who they have HAD UNDER CONTRACT but COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO BOOK for 2023... is the meanest, baddest, scariest MOFO in J-RoK and I've got the Parade of 1000 Demons to prove it!
..........and speaking of J-RoK management, Nausicaä Suzuki has offered me an olive branch... I got Kira IZuMi at Raison D'Entre... and I'm being allowed to pick the stip?
CHARLES ON A POLE!!!
Nah, they'll be time for me to square things with Sky Force later, now I gotz to settle up with that pitchfork riding, YTA stealing, piece of shit, Kira Izumi...
Now Kira, how to serve up revenge.... my mentor had this signature match. He'd throw his opponents into a box of snakes... thing is, he likes snakes. He ever lose that match? No harm diggity done. I like that... a stipulation that only effects you...
Got it.
KIra.... you and me...
LOSER LEAVES TOWN!
I have a much better career going at Wrestle:UK, so I suddenly get out of my J-RoK contract? I have back-up plans. But this... this is your baby. Even if you want to burn it to the ground, you NEED to be here.... oh yes, watching you get dragged off kicking and screaming would be worth sticking around for.
Sure Naus had plans for both of us being here in 2024, but what the hell... she did give me the power....
So you and me, pal-O,
Loser Leaves Town.... Falls Count Anywhere... in the J-RoK Hall of Fame!
'Cause it's the only way you're getting in there is if I drag your ass through it! So enjoy J-RoK while you can Kira, 'cause your on borrowed time.
There can be no doubt, looking at that toothy grin you know, Florida Man is DEMON NO. 1!!! Paramedics close the ambulance door, he really needs medical treatment.