Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Dec 2, 2023 22:11:46 GMT -5
J-ROKs oldest and longest running tournament is back! The Sakura Tag League is here and we're looking for 32 teams to compete in the greatest tag team tournament in all of Japan!
What is the Sakura Tag League? Well it's a knock out style tag team tournament and has been a staple in jrok since 2019!
What do I get if I win? Glad you asked! The tag team who wins gets one hundred million yen as well as a shot at the J-ROK Super Duos Championships!
How do I compete and win? This tournament is entirely angled. So all I need from you is to just sign up!
When will the tournament take place? It'll take place the last week of December in between Christmas and New years.
Any other questions dm me!
Sign ups: 1. Super Sake Presents: Off The Wagon 2. The Archfiends 3. SKY Force (Shelby Morris and Hayley Grimes) 4. SKY Force (Rin Kubo and Shizuku Yamamoto) 5. SKY Force (Nausicaa Suzuki and Charles) 6. UZUMAKI (Carnivore and Killa Kai) 7. UZUMAKI (Hokkaido H8 Club) 8. UZUMAKI (Kira IZuMi and Yuki Sakaraba) 9. Momoko Honda and Wolf Fang Ayame 10. Death Startling (Anna Daniels and Fukushima zombie) 11. Bad Luck Inc. 12. The Warden and Wolf (Jason Justice and Big Bad Wolf) 13. Strawberry and Raspberry 14. Strike 2 Kill 15. 3VOL (Eichi Yamaguchi and Wildcat Capone) 16. ODS 17. HCS (Captain Anarchy and Ace Albany) 18. NEON BLAZE 19. Max Daemon and Hawaiian Hardhead 20. ATSUKI and company 21. Black Knife Cabal 22. CHAOS Theory 23. BRADDOCK and Sydney Simon 24. MAURY (Magnus and Redmond Fury) 25. Cold Blooded Killers (Florida Man and Jesse Jamester) 26. PRIMAL AND BUTTONS 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32.
When signing up please include link in post. Also dm me any special notes or important info.
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Post by hanakoshintani on Dec 2, 2023 23:05:00 GMT -5
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Post by Max f'n Daemon on Dec 2, 2023 23:13:46 GMT -5
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Post by Max f'n Daemon on Dec 3, 2023 2:28:02 GMT -5
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bloodiedfox
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Post by bloodiedfox on Dec 3, 2023 6:45:54 GMT -5
Black Knife Cabal will enter to continue their war with Off The Wagon
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Post by La Familia Price on Dec 3, 2023 11:24:33 GMT -5
Chaos Theory wants in
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Post by BRADDOCK on Dec 3, 2023 16:41:43 GMT -5
I just need a partner
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mosler
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Mosler's not here man.
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Post by mosler on Dec 3, 2023 20:24:18 GMT -5
Meanwhile at the interim GUNS HQ...
(( ...An Arby's... ))
Magnus asks for another refill on his coffee - beats renting an office space, even if the waitress has gotten a bit lippy in the month since GUNS started preparing for their exciting new season. Yes, Magnus misses his chair - he was expecting that - but it's the thinking about the people that gets too him. Who knew that Magnus was all heart?
A FAX comes through.
....Magnus uses his steaming hot coffee to scald the homeless guy going for the fax machine sitting next to the cellphone charger. Operating an international wrestling company out of a fast food chain in a bad neighbhourhood is not unlike prison. You need to let the rest of the fish know who is the alpha.
Sipping the remaining coffee like he wasn't planning to order another refill for an hour or two to maintain his space, the shrewdest promoter on the XHF awaits his slowly printing reply.FROM THE OFFICES OF J-ROK
MAURY ACCEPTED. Team Maury, the most ruthless tag team in Network history, only let down by the fact that the members have tried to murder each other on several occasions.
The phone rings.Magnus (answering phone): GUNS 5 Back on the Road, you have reached the offices of- Phone: "DID YOU SIGN US UP FOR SAKURA LEAGUE?" Magnus (sinister smirk): Who is th- Redmond Fury (phone): Why? Magnus: I have no idea what you're talking about- Redmond Fury (phone): Maury just popped up on the Sakura roster. Magnus: What? Me in a wrestling ring? If I was going to sign up, it would be with BEEF. Is this the lengths you'll go to to spend time with me? Redmond Fury (phone): I don't know what your game is, but I'm not- Magnus: Oh well, I guess we'll have to grin and bear it. GUNS owner and Phoenix champion, now ex-husbands, putting their differences aside to compete in a tag league. I can see the fans now wondering "Will old feeling blossom anew?" Redmond Fury (phone): The only feeling blossoming is Contempt, and that's not new. What's to keep me from no showing, and letting you work the tournament in handicap matches? Magnus: ...J-RoK is rather extreme, strong style, you know what the Japanese are like - beyond victory, if we want to have any chance of getting out of Sakura without being crippled. We're going to have to be the best damn team in it. ...And besides, without GUNS Arena... us putting on a fifth season is really going to need word of mouth, the kind if support that winning this tournament will give us. Redmond Fury: ...you're the worst. Magnus: Now I was think we should talk about fin- The Buckeye Bruiser hangs up.
There is a lot of emotional baggage between the two, ever since Magnus accidentally married Fury, then accidentally fed him to a bear, then purposely collected on an insurance policy while discouraging search efforts for his deceased ball and chain, then lost all his money in the divorce, then hired BEEF to end Fury's career, then got stabbed in the crotch with a murder hornet..............
But Magnus honestly feels this tournament will let them start a new chapter.
...or get his horrible ex-husband maimed.
Either way really.
The Hobo tries to send a fax, so Magnus throws more scalding coffee at him.
MAURY is MAgnus And Redmond fURY
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Steve Awesome
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Post by Steve Awesome on Dec 4, 2023 4:44:11 GMT -5
You can use The Poop Boys for filler and Motor City Mafia as a serious entry
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michael
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Post by michael on Dec 4, 2023 7:59:17 GMT -5
We are in a gym somewhere why so secret simple Fruit Bowl aka Strawberry and Rasberry need time to get in swing off things. Yes it is a while ago they were actieve in a ring or in a tournament but this avonture they need get back.
Strawberry in soft pink bodysuit sees our camera step out the ring to confront him.
Strawberry. Let one thing be very clear we are back. If we have to face male tagteams too climb the ladder okay ! We haven,t seen most tagteams in action and men you could be in for a suprise. No mr camera can stay but please from save distant and we have faces ain,t t&a we are more.
Rasberry is there open her mouth too let,s listen.
Rasberry. Let my be clear any female tagteam who wanna face us is welcome. Men would we face you and try grab us in forbidden arena off the body. Be very sure we slap not ladylike you. Saying that we don,t grab or touch your ass handsome or not. We are married wimen no trampoline.
Both ladies step back in the ring do a collar and elbow move look if are stiff yeh ring rust. We see some people take notes one is the guy call alley cat III why he is there. yes the big woman come off her chair slap both ladies. It look if strawberry&rasberry get awake you see moves from past but they work their ass off.
Mr camera has too move the big coach or whatever stand in his vieuw. Who she is family or a oldtimer send from head office ? Yes Playbox Inc all who work there from security at door untill office manager are or were wrestlers Woa !
We see the training is most old school the four who take notes step in the ring. Mr camera leave training ended all six talk and talk.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Dec 4, 2023 8:13:45 GMT -5
Black Knife Cabal will enter to continue their war with Off The Wagon OH I THOUGHT IT WAS A FRIENDLY RIVALRY! I guess we'll have to break your bones like your stupid husband has broken your heart. Not the part where he died, I meant the part where he turned into a jerk. That part.
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Post by Nausicaä Suzuki on Dec 4, 2023 11:06:30 GMT -5
If you don't have enough entries (again only if you need some teams to fill out any gaps or if there aren't enough entries) Salt & Pepper and the team of Ayaka & Sister Valerie are available.
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Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Dec 4, 2023 14:39:25 GMT -5
7 spots remain!
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bloodiedfox
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Post by bloodiedfox on Dec 5, 2023 9:38:18 GMT -5
Black Knife Cabal will enter to continue their war with Off The Wagon OH I THOUGHT IT WAS A FRIENDLY RIVALRY! I guess we'll have to break your bones like your stupid husband has broken your heart. Not the part where he died, I meant the part where he turned into a jerk. That part. It was friendly until Quake started swearing at Brendan for beating Randy. That's just inflicting further emotional damage on an already reeling man.
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Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Dec 11, 2023 14:54:42 GMT -5
Spots are still open!
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