Post by vastrix on Dec 7, 2023 21:52:23 GMT -5
“Guttertrash” Greg Adkins walks along of the newly modified Silver Sliver. There is now a passenger seat with a minigun that is belt-fed rubber bullets so that no fatalities would happen during the course of a race.
Greg Adkins - I’m going to miss this, but it seems that my humor is not wanted. I’m infantile…
Of course Frank Jones and Jack Johnson are there in the room working on their own little projects, but they do hear Greg and have no idea what he might be talking about.
Greg Adkins - It seems that I am also misogynistic considering I like the funny jokes that might offend someone like my “friend” who was banned. We are NOT alike! I don’t even like that fucker.
Jack Johnson and Frank Jones glance worriedly at their driver as he seems to be having a meltdown at imaginary people. Greg gets into the seat of the Silver Sliver with the minigun and begins to aim at the target provided so that Jack Johnson could do target practice.
Jack Johnson - Greg? You doing alright there, buddy?
Greg begins to rub the back of his head in a quick motion before he grips the handles to the minigun tight and takes aim.
Greg Adkins - I’m not ok. Every time I said something silly just for a bit of attention, I got slammed for it by the usual people who have no sense of humor. One of whom wasn’t in the Network anymore, but hung around like a bad smell. It’s stupid is what it is. Grow up, they said. If I did that, I would feel old. Can’t be doing that shit.
Frank Jones - Greg? What are you talking about?
Greg Adkins opens fire on the target. His aim sucks, but this is why he is the driver and not the weapons expert.
Greg Adkins - The thing! The chat! I can’t do this anymore. I can’t be in a Network that I feel has never really welcomed me in the first place.
Frank Jones - Are you sure about that?
Greg Adkins - At least it seemed that several people hated me…
Jack Johnson - So what? Are you saying that this is the last race that we will be involved in?
Greg Adkins - Win or lose. This is the final race.
Frank Jones - Memaw is going to be sad that we’re gone, you know.
Greg Adkins looks down at the floor.
Greg Adkins - I know, but what else is there to do? Do I look like Donzig to just keep on accepting the abuse? I’m not stupid. I know where I’m not wanted. We’re done.
Jack Johnson - Alright, but what will you do after this race?
Greg Adkins - I don’t know. I might go back to giving out handies and blowies at the intersection by the Wal-Mart at a state where it will be warm outside at night. I think the answer will be ANYTHING BUT THIS.
Frank Jones - Well, ok. Any last words?
Greg Adkins - Yep. Fuck you, Scorps.
Frank Jones - I don’t know who that is, but ok.
The Optional Race Enhancer Questions (explained in other post on roleplay rules):
1. What does your crew say when they attack? Greg Adkins: Take it! Take it all night long!
2. What does your crew say when attacked? Greg Adkins: Not the feathers again! I’m closing my eyes. Jesus, take the wheel! I mean Frank! Frank, take the wheel!
3. What is your crew asking for their winter holiday of choice this year? Greg wants booze and lots of it, no matter the form. Rum-soaked fruitcake would be fine.
4. How will your team respond to winning? Celebrate, duh.
5. How will your team respond to not winning? Greg sets the Silver Sliver on fire and poses by the burning wreckage for photo ops with the fans.
Greg Adkins - I’m going to miss this, but it seems that my humor is not wanted. I’m infantile…
Of course Frank Jones and Jack Johnson are there in the room working on their own little projects, but they do hear Greg and have no idea what he might be talking about.
Greg Adkins - It seems that I am also misogynistic considering I like the funny jokes that might offend someone like my “friend” who was banned. We are NOT alike! I don’t even like that fucker.
Jack Johnson and Frank Jones glance worriedly at their driver as he seems to be having a meltdown at imaginary people. Greg gets into the seat of the Silver Sliver with the minigun and begins to aim at the target provided so that Jack Johnson could do target practice.
Jack Johnson - Greg? You doing alright there, buddy?
Greg begins to rub the back of his head in a quick motion before he grips the handles to the minigun tight and takes aim.
Greg Adkins - I’m not ok. Every time I said something silly just for a bit of attention, I got slammed for it by the usual people who have no sense of humor. One of whom wasn’t in the Network anymore, but hung around like a bad smell. It’s stupid is what it is. Grow up, they said. If I did that, I would feel old. Can’t be doing that shit.
Frank Jones - Greg? What are you talking about?
Greg Adkins opens fire on the target. His aim sucks, but this is why he is the driver and not the weapons expert.
Greg Adkins - The thing! The chat! I can’t do this anymore. I can’t be in a Network that I feel has never really welcomed me in the first place.
Frank Jones - Are you sure about that?
Greg Adkins - At least it seemed that several people hated me…
Jack Johnson - So what? Are you saying that this is the last race that we will be involved in?
Greg Adkins - Win or lose. This is the final race.
Frank Jones - Memaw is going to be sad that we’re gone, you know.
Greg Adkins looks down at the floor.
Greg Adkins - I know, but what else is there to do? Do I look like Donzig to just keep on accepting the abuse? I’m not stupid. I know where I’m not wanted. We’re done.
Jack Johnson - Alright, but what will you do after this race?
Greg Adkins - I don’t know. I might go back to giving out handies and blowies at the intersection by the Wal-Mart at a state where it will be warm outside at night. I think the answer will be ANYTHING BUT THIS.
Frank Jones - Well, ok. Any last words?
Greg Adkins - Yep. Fuck you, Scorps.
Frank Jones - I don’t know who that is, but ok.
The Optional Race Enhancer Questions (explained in other post on roleplay rules):
1. What does your crew say when they attack? Greg Adkins: Take it! Take it all night long!
2. What does your crew say when attacked? Greg Adkins: Not the feathers again! I’m closing my eyes. Jesus, take the wheel! I mean Frank! Frank, take the wheel!
3. What is your crew asking for their winter holiday of choice this year? Greg wants booze and lots of it, no matter the form. Rum-soaked fruitcake would be fine.
4. How will your team respond to winning? Celebrate, duh.
5. How will your team respond to not winning? Greg sets the Silver Sliver on fire and poses by the burning wreckage for photo ops with the fans.