Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 2, 2017 10:01:32 GMT -5
*The beginning guitar riffs of System of a Downs Spiders slowly begin to play. Verse one begins as on the XtremeTron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the XtremeTron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the XtremeTron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp. Venom slides in the ring as the second verse hits and jumps around in a circle. As the Chorus hits again he pulls off the hood of his trench vest and runs to the top turnbuckle taunting out to the crowd. He then runs across the other side of the ring and repeats the routine. As the song becomes slow again Venom stands in his corner and takes off his vest as the song ends.*
King: Venom got his ass handed to him on Pyroit was great!
Cole: No it wasnt.
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "The Sky Is Falling" by Queens Of The Stone Age is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
"The sky is falling
Human race that we run
It left me crawling
Staring straight at the sun
Only a moment I notice
Every dog has his day
I paid attention
Cost me so much to today"
*Charlie makes it to the bottom of the ramp and looks around, and then hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring and climbs up the turnbuckle. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring and Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, and stands in the ring with his hand on his legs waiting for his opponents.*
King: Charlie Velez has been impressing me as of late, hes my pick for the End Of Days tournament.
Cole: Mines Hardcore Harry.
King: Thats what makes you an idiot Cole.
*The lights start flashing white and black and Angel comes out on stage pacing (Brock Lesnar style) Then a pyro (Dudley boys pyro) goes off. Some music hits and Axle walks out.*
King: Uhgreat entrances?
Venom and The Future Charlie Velez vs. Axle and Angel
*Venom looks ready to start but Velez reassures him that he can handle it and forces Venom into their corner. Axle gets the start and the two lock up in the middle of the ring. Velez takes his man down with a headlock and keeps it applied on the mat. Axle tries a head scissors variation to break up the hold but Velez leans back, and out of the reach of Axle. Axle however, is able to get his feet free and gets a few kicks in on Velez, forcing him to release the hold. Axle gets right to his feet, and runs into the ropes but when he comes back, Velez takes him down with a drop toehold. Velez slaps Axle in the back of the head, showing him up before getting to his feet, and allowing Axle up as well.*
Cole: Velez is a little cocky, huh King?
King: Hes not cocky, hes confident.
*Velez has his two cents worth in and tags in Venom. Venom leap frogs over the top and into the ring where he looks square across at Axle in the ring. Axle charges but Venom takes him down with a spinning heel kick. Axle is quick to his feet but Venom forces him into the corner where he begins laying in the knife-edge chops. Venom whips Axle across the ring and into the far corner, and he follows it up with a cross body. Axle walks out of the corner, hunched up and in a daze so Venom grabs him and drops him with a DDT. Venom rolls right into the cover 1,2, Axle gets the shoulder up as Angel runs into the ring.*
Cole: Venom and Velez look good out there together.
*Angel kicks Venom in the back of the head while Venom was trying to get up and comes back with a moonsault variation, from a standing position on the mat to Venom, leaving Venom, much like Axle, slow to his feet as Angel goes back to his corner.*
King: What the hell happened?
*Axle and Venom pull to their feet and Venom comes charging towards Axle but Axle picks him up and drops him with a tilt-a-whirl slam! Axle then climbs up to the top rope and drops the leg on Venom, into the cover 1,2, Venom gets the shoulder up. Axle grabs Venom by the back of the head and drags him over to his partners corner where he makes the tag to Angel. Angel climbs the top and comes off with a double axe handle to Venom as Axle now goes to the outside.*
Cole: Keeping Venom away from Velez is good.
King: Yeah, and also double teaming him is good too.
*Angel picks up Venom and holds him up against the ropes where he stiffs him up with a hard knife-edge chop. Angel then wraps Venoms arms up in the ropes and begins putting the boots to him before taking a step back and sending Venom all the way to the outside with a clothesline! Angel stands at the ropes, waiting for Venom to get to his feet and as he does, Angel goes over the top with a springboard body attack to Venom!*
Cole: Great athleticism!
*Angel takes a moment to get to his feet but when he does, he rolls Venom back into the ring and follows him in himself. Angel then goes for the cover 1,2 Venom gets the shoulder up once again. Angel shows a little frustration but picks up Venom and leans him up against the ropes once again. Angel whips Venom into the ropes but Venom jumps onto the middle rope and comes back with Grand Finale V2!*
King: This is great!
Cole: Axle and Angel know how to make a debut, but Venom got them there!
*Angel is down and Venom is slow in moving but begins moving over to his corner, looking for the tag to Velez. Velez eager to get the tag, is stretched over the top rope, cheering Venom on. Venom gets just an inch or two away when Velez pulls away and begins walking down the ring steps to the outside. Venom begins using the ropes to help himself up and as he does he begins shouting out to Velez who just stands there at the bottom of the ramp, staring back in at Venom.*
Cole: What the hell!?
King: Velez is too good for Venom! Haha!
*On the other side of the ring, Angel has made the tag to Axle. Axle comes up from behind Venom, and turns him around, picking him up into the firemans carry position. Axle brings Venom down with the Axle Spike! Axle goes into the cover, 1,2,3!*
Winners: Axle and Angel
Cole: What a win!
King: What a debut!
*Axle gets up off of Venom as Charlie begins laughing on the outside and begins to shout orders to Axle and Angel. Angel rolls out of the ring and comes back with a chair, sliding it in to Axle and then grabs one of his own as it seems as though Charlie, has used Axle and Angel as bate and has now set up Venom! Venom begins climbing to his feet and Axle steps in sizing up Venom. Venom suddenly lunges upward and in the process kicks the chair back into the head of Axle! Axle is down and Angel comes in looking for a swing but Venom ducks, grabs him from behind and delivers the X-ed Out!*
Cole: Venom is holding his own!
*Venom pulls himself to his feet and stands in the ring, at the bottom of the ramp to where Charlie is standing and the two begin exchanging words. Charlie in frustrations turns to go up the ramp but Decoy has arrived on the scene and begins exchanging rights with Charlie. Venom looks shocked to see Decoy out there but lets him go nonetheless. Charlie capitalizes with a knee to the gut and goes for the Side Effect but Decoy shoves him into the barricade and as he comes back delivers the wall to Charlie on the bottom of the steel ramp!*
Cole: Decoy has returned!
King: Not that idiot!
*Venom begins to leave the ring and come join Decoy as Decoy yells out "Venom may choose to wait, but I wont!" Decoy and Venom then leave the same way Decoy arrived, up the ramp.*
King: Watch your ass Decoy, because Charlie Velez isnt a joke.
*Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon just ignores them and walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
Cole: That man and Raven will make history, when they go against each other in the first ever Ravens Rules Double Title Ladder Match.
King: It should be off the meat rack.
Cole:Ok.
*When Worlds Collide" plays over the PA system as Perry Saturn comes down to the ring wearing black fuzzy gargoyle wings. He gets in the ring and goes to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle and taunts to the ground. He takes off his wings and throws them to one of the ring crew and waits for his opponent to come out.*
King: Saturn looks good.
Kanyon vs. Perry Saturn
*Kanyon and Saturn lock up in the middle of the ring. Kanyon begins forcing Saturn back into the corner but suddenly Saturn uses his strength and sends Kanyon to his back. Kanyon rolls over and gets to his feet. Saturn comes charging but Kanyon takes him down with a hip toss. Kanyon keeps a hold of Saturn and has the arm bar applied. Saturn gets his knees and pulls himself up, Kanyon keeps the arm bar applied in behind Saturn. Saturn tries reaching around to Kanyon but cant get a hold of him. Saturn tries throwing the elbow but Kanyon moves his head sideways to avoid the blow. Saturn has finally had enough of scrambling around and comes up with the low blow on Kanyon! Saturn runs into the ropes and comes back with a clothesline, taking Kanyon off his feet.*
King: Nice series of attacks from Saturn. Thats what you have to do, you have to hit moves consecutively to get a secure win.
*Kanyon gets into a sitting position in the corner and Saturn begins putting the boots to the chest of Kanyon as the referee steps in and begins to pull Saturn away. Saturn begins walking back to the corner where Kanyon is sitting, but Kanyon, using the top rope, springs up and throws a right hand in the head of Saturn. Saturn staggers back but manages to throw back one of his own. Kanyon knees Saturn in the gut and comes out of the corner with a swinging neck breaker. Kanyon lays back on Saturn and Saturn powers out after the count of one.*
Cole: Wow, only a one count.
King: Saturn isnt like Venom Cole.
*Kanyon and Saturn both climb to their feet, and as Kanyon turns around he gets caught with an overhead belly to belly suplex from Saturn! Kanyon is able to get right back to his feet but Saturn kicks him in the gut and delivers a double arm DDT. Saturn goes for the pinfall but Kanyon kicks out after an early two count.*
Cole: Kanyon has a heart of a championbut the mouth of a idiot.
*Saturn gets to his feet and picks up Kanyon, placing him in the corner. After a dew right hands, Saturn picks up Kanyon and places him in the tree of woe position. Saturn puts a few kicks to the chest of Kanyon before going to the far corner and running back with a baseball slide to the head of Kanyon, removing him from the tree of woe. Saturn picks up Kanyon and brings him to the middle of the ring where he brings him back down with a front russian leg sweep. Saturn rolls him into the cover but Kanyon gets the shoulder up after two.*
King: Saturn has Kanyon where he wants him.
*Saturn picks up Kanyon and leans him up against the ropes where he whips Kanyon across to the far ropes. Kanyon comes back with a flying forearm taking down Saturn. Kanyon slow to his feet but when he does get there, Saturn is charging in towards him and Kanyon delivers a huge atomic drop! Saturn staggers back and when he turns back around, Kanyon takes him down with a super kick! Saturn and Kanyon are both down as Kanyon looks to catch his breath now that he has bought himself some time.*
Cole: Nice superkick from Kanyon!
*Kanyon and Saturn both get to their feet at about the same time. Saturn wraps his arms around Kanyon and looks to going for a German suplex. Kanyon though delivers a few hard elbows, breaking the grip and surprises him with a Flatliner! Kanyon falls on him for the cover 1..2...3!*
Winner: Kanyon
Cole: Kanyon wins!
King: Wait until End Of Days, thats when the true challenge lays in front of him.
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stopwatch appears on the XtremeTron. Its starts ticking: down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the XtremeTron. "Crack Addict" plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continually taunts the crowd. Goldberg slides in, and hits the ground. He climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd, and receives a great ovation from the crowd. He jumps off, and walks around the ring. The ring has a black rug, and two chairs in the ring. He walks around the ring, and pulls a mic out from his back pocket.
Goldberg: Welcome... to the SECOND Edition... of 'Goldberg's House of 1000 Suplexes!'
*Crowd pops, and then simmers back down. The opening of 'Goldberg's House of 1000 Suplexes' begins. Recent and past memories are shown, and then highlight reels being thrown into a fire pit. The Hives "Back in Black" plays during this sequence. They finally fade away, and we go back to
Goldberg in the ring.
Goldberg: First off, this scenery just isnt right... Hmm... CREW!
*The XHF Crew Team comes out from behind the curtain. Two guys with a roller come carrying out a large Soda Machine. The crowd pops, as a hint of the next two guests of 'House of 1000 Suplexes' could be. They finally get the big machine in the ring.
Goldberg: Thank you. Now, the moment you've all been waiting for... I give to you, the Next two guests on Goldberg's "House of 1000 Suplexes!"
*"Cold" by Static-X is heard, and The Dark Parade with the Dark Mistress walk out. The Scarecrow is wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses, as The Pumpkin is wearing Big Round Sunglasses, and the Dark Mistress has the XHF Women's Championship around her waist. They then slide into the ring and jumps on the second rope. The Dark Mistress gets in the ring, as The Scarecrow stares at the crowd, and The Pumpkin rolls his shoulders and does a Christian type taunt. The Scarecrow then jumps off and gives his jacket to the Mistress, and then puts his sunglasses on her head. The Pumpkin then jumps off and gives the Mistress his sunglasses.
Goldberg: Guys, guys, guys. I asked you two to be here, and yet you turned me down. I mentioned something about a change of atmosphere...
*Goldberg points to the soda machine.
Goldberg: And you guys agreed. So, let's get this show started.
*Goldberg, Scarecrow, and Smashed Pumpkin all walk over to the three chairs by the soda machine. Scarecrow and Smashed Pumpkin sit opposite of Goldberg. The Dark Mistress just stands behind them.
Goldberg: Now Scarecrow... Smashed Pumpkin... what's with your names...
Scarecrow: ...Excuse Me?
Goldberg: Did your parents just give you those names, or are your real names just really embarrassing.
Smashed Pumpkin: Look dude, I don't know what kind of interview this is, but this is really stupid.
Goldberg: Just answer the God Damn Question!
Scarecrow: These are our real names...
Goldberg: LIAR! Lets look at your birth certificates...
*The XtremeTron lights up with a Birth Certificate. The name of the person is 'Tristin Gabrielle Reese.'
Goldberg: Now that one... That one is yours, Scarecrow.
Scarecrow: WHAT? Thats bullshit, Goldberg! That's not my name!
Goldberg: Oh come on, everyone knows your middle name is Gabrielle. Thats why everyone say's your Gab... is it Gay?
Scarecrow: Argh! What the hell are you talking about? DUDE!
Pumpkin: Hehe...
*Goldberg looks at the Smashed Pumpkin
Goldberg: Well lets see the Smashed Pumpkin's...
*Another birth certificate is shown. The name is "The Smashed Scarecrow"
Goldberg: What do you have to say about that.
Smashed Pumpkin: ......I hate you.
*Smashed Pumpkin and Scarecrow leave the ring. Goldberg just watches them go.
Goldberg: .....Well crap, again.
*"Back in Black" hits, and 'House of 1000 Suplexes' closes.
*Wraith comes out from the crowd, carrying his kendo stick in his left hand. He beats himself in the head with it on his way down from the crowd, as smoke rises around the whole arena, blinding everybody. He then goes down to the end of the rail, and jumps over it, as the smoke clears out. He enters the ring, and awaits the opponent. Imaginary by Evanescence hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and Darkside hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title.*
King: You know these two scare me.
Cole: Ahh I see
*The lights in the arena dim, the camera moves to the XtremeTron, which shows a helicopter flying over a busy city. The helicopter continues to fly over the landscape, and the video slowly begins to speed up, until finally...the video moves so fast that all that can be seen is a blur of light...and throughout the arena, the words " ...Is cookin' " are heard, and "Hollywood" hits the speakers as The People's Champion...the great one, The Rock struts out from behind the curtains, with his protg, Alyssa Sanders. The Rock looks over the crowd as his manager walks in front of him, after Alyssa climbs into the ring, The Rock makes his way up the steps and goes to the top rope and raises his right arm to the fans, in his signature manner. He descends from the top rope and goes into the ring and paces around, waiting for his partner. The arena goes dark, the fans can be heard muttering about who is coming out, and the watchers are caught by surprise when "South Of Heaven" by Slayer hits and a curtain of gold pyro falls from the ceiling and continues to shower down as the song plays, when the theme slows the pyro comes to a halt and "Primetime" Chris Sanders is seen standing on the ramp with his back to the crowd and his right arm raised in the air, clutched in a fist, as the drum beats continue on, spurts of the gold pyro come down in a synchronized motion with the beats as Sanders turns and makes his way to the ring. The crowd continues to cheer as he reclines against the corner turnbuckle and does a "yawn" as he waits for his opponent to arrive.*
King: Hollywood! Only way to go.
Cole: Yeah you would like a team like this.
XHF Tag Team Championships
Wraith & Apollyon vs. Hollywood (The Rock & Chris Sanders)
*The Rock and Apollyon start the match off with the two locking up Apollyon whips Rock to the ropes, he bounces off and nails Apollyon with a stiff clothesline but he pops right back to his feet and swings at the Rock but Rock ducks under, kicks him in the gut and plants him with a DDT! He makes the cover looking for a quick win but Apollyon is able to get the shoulder up before the 3. Apollyon gets to his feet, kicks Rock in the gut and snaps him over with a quick suplex he holds on lifts Rock up again and nails him with a sit-out face plant. Apollyon scurries to his corner to tag in his partner Wraith as Rock holds his face in pain on the ground. Wraith gets into the ring and grabs onto Rocks leg and locks in a tight half crab, Rock screams in pain and squirms for the ropes but Wraith holds the leg tight.*
Cole: You know I think Apollyon and Wraith are possibly the most dominating team in the history of the XHF.
King: HOLLYWOOD!
*Wraith realizes that Rock is obviously not going to tap out so he releases the hold and begins kicking Rock in the head. He lifts Rock up and sends him to the corner where he charges and rams him with a devastating clothesline almost taking the Rocks head off. Wraith backs up allowing the Rock to stumble out, he kicks him in the gut and plants him with a DDT! He makes the cover, 1 2 Sanders makes the save! The ref forces Sanders back to the corner as Wraith gets Rock to his feet he tries to whip him to the ropes but Rock counters with a Samoan drop! Both men lay on the mat exhausted as both Sanders and Apollyon hold out their hands looking for the tag.*
King: Rock is so kicking Wraiths ass.
Cole: Yeah that was kind of out of nowhere.
*Rock slowly crawls to his corner, as does Wraith both men tag their partner at the same time and Apollyon and Sanders charge at each other. Sanders ducks under Apollyons swing and kicks him in the gut he whips him to the ropes but Apollyon jumps over Sanders, Apollyon bounces off and lifts his huge leg up looking for a big boot but Sanders ducks under and nails Apollyon with a stiff superkick! The big man goes down as Sanders climbs to the top rope he looks out at the crowd and then flips off Wraith as he flies off the top and crashes down on Apollyon with an elbow right into the sternum.*
Cole: Oh hell feel that tomorrow.
King: Hes feeling that right now!
*Sanders lifts Apollyon up and plants him with the Earth Rave! He makes the cover but just then the KKK make their way down to the ring, they dont enter the ring but just stand there at the bottom of the ramp watching. Sanders gets off of Apollyon and begins talking shit to Renegade and Fury as Apollyon slowly but surely crawls over and makes the tag to Wraith Wraith runs in behind Sanders, nails him with a low blow and plants him with the PainKiller! He makes the cover but Sanders is too close to the ropes and gets his foot on the bottom. The ref forces Wraith off and Rock tags in he charges at Wraith and takes him down with a flying lariat Apollyon climbs into the ring but Rock lays the smackdown on his ass and sends him over the top rope!*
King: Rock is really opening up!
Cole: We may have new champs.
*Wraith gets back to his feet and stumbles into a messy Rock Bottom! Rock gets to his feet but does not make the cover instead he flips off KKK and locks the in the Sharpshooter on Wraith! Wraith screams in pain and squirms for the ropes just as he is about to get to the bottom rope Rock pulls him to the center of the ring Wraith cant take it anymore and taps out! Rock sees that he is tapping out but the ref doesnt as Fury is distracting him from the outside Rock lets go of Wraiths legs and begins to walk over to see what the ref is doing, just then Renegade nails him with a low blow Rock turns around to be met with a brutal chairshot cracking the Rocks skull! Wraith crawls over and gets the arm over the Rocks chest and the ref turns around, 1 2 3.*
Winners and still XHF Tag Team Champions: Wraith & Apollyon
Cole: That has to be considered a upset!
King: WowIm shocked.
*'mOBSCENE' by Marylin Manson starts up the XHF crowd. 'As the beginning part plays, a strobe light flickers around the crowd, and 'The Human Masterpiece' appears in black letters, with the points of the letters spiked on the white background on the XtremeTron. The crowd boos heavily, as fog begins to pour from the stage, with the strobe lights flickering through it. Then, Rhein the Killa, appears from behind the curtain, aggressively pushing the curtain out of the way, and walking through the fog. Rhein is wearing his wrestling gear, some black shorts, with silver words reading Masterpiece on the back, and RtK on the front, also, he's wearing black elbow pads, knee pads and knee length high boots with rTk in red up the side, he is also wearing a sleeveless 'Rhein the Killa' t-shirt. Soon after his appearance, he reaches back into the fog, and holds out his hand, for it to be accepted by 'The Queen of Xtreme' Lizzy Borden. The two walk down to the ring, and around it, with Rhein stopping the couple, so he can pause to snatch a sign that says, 'Scorpion Rulz' and rip it up, before throwing it on the floor and spitting on it. Rhein then slides up onto the ring apron, before helping Lizzy into the ring, then climbing in himself, and climbing to the top rope to pose for the crowd, before taking his t-shirt off, and waiting for the opponent.*
Cole: I hate the new Rhein.
King: I like it, hes not kissing the fans asses anymore.
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of Linkin Park leadman Mike Shinoda begin to echo throughout the building..
Nothing ever stops all these thoughts and the pain attached to them,
Sometimes I wonder why this is happening,
It's like nothing I can do would distract me when,
I think of how I shot myself in the back again,
Cuz from the infinite words I can say I,
Put all pain you gave to me on display,
But didn't realize instead of setting it free I,
Took what I hated and made it a part of me,..(Never goes away)..(Never goes away)..
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on its feet as the chorus of Linkin Park's "Figure.09" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figure of XHF Legend Rage himself steps out onto the top of the stage! Following this, he then struts cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of cheers from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, Rage then finally reaches the ring area where, once climbing inside, the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising his both his fists defiantly to the crowd and taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 2-time Ultimate Champ is quick to turn his fierce eyes upward toward the far corner of the ring as he stares down his opponent...*
Cole: It seems so weird without Torrie.
King: Yeah, now I have nothing to look at
Rage vs. Rhein The Killa w/Lizzy Borden
*Rage begins to talk a bit of trash to his opponent as the two emerge from their respected corners and Lizzy exits the ring. Rhein and Rage get closer until they are face to face in the middle of the ring, exchanging heated insults. Rage pushes Rhein who instantly fires back with a punch to the jaw, knocking Rage down, as the referee rings the bell to begin the match. Rage pulls himself up, but Rhein is relentless as he knees Rage in the gut, taking him back down to his knees. Rhein then proceeds to keep his opponent down as he begins to kick Rage in the back. He finally lets up and grabs Rage, picking him off the mat and lifts him up in a military press before just dropping him onto the canvas. Rhein goes for the pin, 1... 2... Rage kicks out.*
Cole: Rhein is a strong man King, I once saw him bench press five hundred pounds!
King: Wow, that is strong.
*Rhein stands up with a cocky attitude, turning his back on his opponent. Surprisingly, Rage pulls himself up very quickly causing the fans to begin to cheer. Rhein turns around and quickly Rage attacks him like a freight train with a forearm, but Rhein just barely ducks out of the way leading Rage to run straight into the turnbuckle. Rage is a little dazed as he backs out of the corner and into the arms of Rhein who picks him up into a release German Suplex! Lizzy stands outside the ring, cheering on her man, as Rage rolls around in pain inside the ring and Rhein approaches him. Rhein lays a few kicks on his opponent, once again, before picking him up off the mat and irish-whipping him into the ropes. Rhein looks for a clothesline, but Rage ducks underneath it and hits the ropes himself, quickly knocking Rhein down from behind with a flying forearm.*
King: Ha, Rage just proved that he is a loser by attacking Rhein from behind.
Cole: Please King, stop making yourself look stupid.
*Rage grabs onto Rhein and picks him off the mat as he gets up. He knees his opponent in the gut before backing him into the ropes for an irish-whip. Rhein reverses the whip though, sending Rage into the ropes, as Rhein sets up for an attack. Rage smartly holds onto the ropes though, preventing him from returning toward Rhein as Rhein jumps up for a spinning wheel kick, only to land flat on his back. Rage approaches his opponent and begins to deliver a few stomps to his chest before he picks him up. Rage kicks Rhein in the gut and brings him down with a beautiful flowing DDT! Rage goes pins Rhein, 1... 2... Rhein kicks out.*
Cole: Beautiful DDT by Rage!
*Rage stands up, not surprised and begins to stomp on his opponent who rolls out of the ring. Rhein takes a breather as Lizzy shelters him. Rage looks pissed as the referee does virtually nothing but beg Rhein to come back inside the ring. Rage shoves the referee out of the way and exits the ring himself, hoping onto the floor behind his opponent. Lizzy looks shocked and backs out of the way as Rage literally grabs Rhein and throws him into the crowd barricade. Rage runs to where his opponent is laying and begins to stomp a mudhole into his chest as the crowd counts the number of kicks. Suddenly, Lizzy runs out of nowhere and hits Rage in the back, trying to get him to stop. Rage does indeed stop and slowly turns around, shocking Lizzy as she wasn't expecting this. Rage grabs Lizzy by the hair as she screams and struggles to get away, but Rhein comes from behind and low-blows his opponent, forcing him to let Lizzy go!*
King: Thats what you get for attacking a woman!
Cole: She got involved in the match herself!
*Rhein slowly stands up and rolls into the ring, to stop the referee's 10 count, which was at 8, just to roll out once again. Rhein grabs Rage, who is holding himself in pain, and rolls him into the ring before he once again enters himself. Rage rolls on the mat in pain as Rhein approaches him and grabs one of his legs. Rhein pulls it up into a half Boston Crab, causing Rage to scream out in pain. Rage searches for the ropes but they aren't anywhere near. Being the powerful superstar he is, Rage begins to crawl while in the move toward the ropes. After what seems like an eternity, Rage finally gets into the position the he can grab the bottom rope making Rhein let the hold go. Rhein takes advantage of his time though and forces the referee to make him let go. Rage gasps for air as his opponent stands back up and delivers a few stomps to his back.*
Cole: Oh, Rage seems to be hurt.
King: He barely has any air.
*Rhein picks Rage up off the mat and knees him in the gut before he backs up and hits the ropes. Rhein comes charging back to Rage, looking to kick him in the face, but Rage quickly picks his opponent up and brings him down with a back body drop, making the crowd come alive. Rhein is stunned as Rage motions for him to get up. Rhein slowly stands up in a daze as Rage picks him up and onto his shoulders hitting the Fist Of Rage! The crowd goes wild as Rage does NOT make the pin on the fallen Rhein, but instead goes and locks in the Rings Of Rage. Rhein holds onto life for a good amount of time, but finally succumbs and taps out!*
Winner: Rage
Cole: Rhein taps!
King: That HAS to be a first time!
*"Figure .09" hits over the sound system once again as Rage stands up with a look that can only be described as defiant and victorious. The referee raises his arm as the crowd cheers him on, but suddenly Reeshi runs out of the audience and into the ring where he attacks Rage from behind!*
Cole: Oh my god!
*The music cuts and the fans begin to instantly boo as Reeshi begins to stomp on Rage. Suddenly though, the boos turn back to cheers as Scorpion runs from out of the back and down the ramp. Reeshi does not see Scorpion, who slides into the ring as Reeshi continues to stomp on Rage. Scorpion grabs Reeshi and spins him around, kicking him into the stomach. Scorpion looks as if he is about to set Reeshi up for a powerbomb, but out of nowhere Goldberg slides into the ring and knocks Scorpion down from behind!*
King: Goldberg just knocked the champion down!
*Almost all hell breaks loose as Reeshi charges Goldberg and knocks him down with a clothesline and Rhein gets to his feet. Rage smartly rolls out of the ring and waves the ring off as he begins to head backstage. Rhein begins to stomp on Goldberg as Scorpion once again attempts to attack Reeshi, but is only met with a big boot to the face, which causes him to retreat out of the ring. Rhein lifts Goldberg up and irish whips him into the ropes. On the return, Reeshi picks him up and slams him down with a hellacious spinebuster!*
King: With Rhein and Reeshi as a team, there is no chance in hell that one of them are not walking out End Of Days XHF Champion.
*Goldberg rolls out of the ring in pain as Reeshi and Rhein stand tall in the ring. The crowd begins to boo and throw things at them as Gastro fades to black.*
King: Venom got his ass handed to him on Pyroit was great!
Cole: No it wasnt.
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "The Sky Is Falling" by Queens Of The Stone Age is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
"The sky is falling
Human race that we run
It left me crawling
Staring straight at the sun
Only a moment I notice
Every dog has his day
I paid attention
Cost me so much to today"
*Charlie makes it to the bottom of the ramp and looks around, and then hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring and climbs up the turnbuckle. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring and Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, and stands in the ring with his hand on his legs waiting for his opponents.*
King: Charlie Velez has been impressing me as of late, hes my pick for the End Of Days tournament.
Cole: Mines Hardcore Harry.
King: Thats what makes you an idiot Cole.
*The lights start flashing white and black and Angel comes out on stage pacing (Brock Lesnar style) Then a pyro (Dudley boys pyro) goes off. Some music hits and Axle walks out.*
King: Uhgreat entrances?
Venom and The Future Charlie Velez vs. Axle and Angel
*Venom looks ready to start but Velez reassures him that he can handle it and forces Venom into their corner. Axle gets the start and the two lock up in the middle of the ring. Velez takes his man down with a headlock and keeps it applied on the mat. Axle tries a head scissors variation to break up the hold but Velez leans back, and out of the reach of Axle. Axle however, is able to get his feet free and gets a few kicks in on Velez, forcing him to release the hold. Axle gets right to his feet, and runs into the ropes but when he comes back, Velez takes him down with a drop toehold. Velez slaps Axle in the back of the head, showing him up before getting to his feet, and allowing Axle up as well.*
Cole: Velez is a little cocky, huh King?
King: Hes not cocky, hes confident.
*Velez has his two cents worth in and tags in Venom. Venom leap frogs over the top and into the ring where he looks square across at Axle in the ring. Axle charges but Venom takes him down with a spinning heel kick. Axle is quick to his feet but Venom forces him into the corner where he begins laying in the knife-edge chops. Venom whips Axle across the ring and into the far corner, and he follows it up with a cross body. Axle walks out of the corner, hunched up and in a daze so Venom grabs him and drops him with a DDT. Venom rolls right into the cover 1,2, Axle gets the shoulder up as Angel runs into the ring.*
Cole: Venom and Velez look good out there together.
*Angel kicks Venom in the back of the head while Venom was trying to get up and comes back with a moonsault variation, from a standing position on the mat to Venom, leaving Venom, much like Axle, slow to his feet as Angel goes back to his corner.*
King: What the hell happened?
*Axle and Venom pull to their feet and Venom comes charging towards Axle but Axle picks him up and drops him with a tilt-a-whirl slam! Axle then climbs up to the top rope and drops the leg on Venom, into the cover 1,2, Venom gets the shoulder up. Axle grabs Venom by the back of the head and drags him over to his partners corner where he makes the tag to Angel. Angel climbs the top and comes off with a double axe handle to Venom as Axle now goes to the outside.*
Cole: Keeping Venom away from Velez is good.
King: Yeah, and also double teaming him is good too.
*Angel picks up Venom and holds him up against the ropes where he stiffs him up with a hard knife-edge chop. Angel then wraps Venoms arms up in the ropes and begins putting the boots to him before taking a step back and sending Venom all the way to the outside with a clothesline! Angel stands at the ropes, waiting for Venom to get to his feet and as he does, Angel goes over the top with a springboard body attack to Venom!*
Cole: Great athleticism!
*Angel takes a moment to get to his feet but when he does, he rolls Venom back into the ring and follows him in himself. Angel then goes for the cover 1,2 Venom gets the shoulder up once again. Angel shows a little frustration but picks up Venom and leans him up against the ropes once again. Angel whips Venom into the ropes but Venom jumps onto the middle rope and comes back with Grand Finale V2!*
King: This is great!
Cole: Axle and Angel know how to make a debut, but Venom got them there!
*Angel is down and Venom is slow in moving but begins moving over to his corner, looking for the tag to Velez. Velez eager to get the tag, is stretched over the top rope, cheering Venom on. Venom gets just an inch or two away when Velez pulls away and begins walking down the ring steps to the outside. Venom begins using the ropes to help himself up and as he does he begins shouting out to Velez who just stands there at the bottom of the ramp, staring back in at Venom.*
Cole: What the hell!?
King: Velez is too good for Venom! Haha!
*On the other side of the ring, Angel has made the tag to Axle. Axle comes up from behind Venom, and turns him around, picking him up into the firemans carry position. Axle brings Venom down with the Axle Spike! Axle goes into the cover, 1,2,3!*
Winners: Axle and Angel
Cole: What a win!
King: What a debut!
*Axle gets up off of Venom as Charlie begins laughing on the outside and begins to shout orders to Axle and Angel. Angel rolls out of the ring and comes back with a chair, sliding it in to Axle and then grabs one of his own as it seems as though Charlie, has used Axle and Angel as bate and has now set up Venom! Venom begins climbing to his feet and Axle steps in sizing up Venom. Venom suddenly lunges upward and in the process kicks the chair back into the head of Axle! Axle is down and Angel comes in looking for a swing but Venom ducks, grabs him from behind and delivers the X-ed Out!*
Cole: Venom is holding his own!
*Venom pulls himself to his feet and stands in the ring, at the bottom of the ramp to where Charlie is standing and the two begin exchanging words. Charlie in frustrations turns to go up the ramp but Decoy has arrived on the scene and begins exchanging rights with Charlie. Venom looks shocked to see Decoy out there but lets him go nonetheless. Charlie capitalizes with a knee to the gut and goes for the Side Effect but Decoy shoves him into the barricade and as he comes back delivers the wall to Charlie on the bottom of the steel ramp!*
Cole: Decoy has returned!
King: Not that idiot!
*Venom begins to leave the ring and come join Decoy as Decoy yells out "Venom may choose to wait, but I wont!" Decoy and Venom then leave the same way Decoy arrived, up the ramp.*
King: Watch your ass Decoy, because Charlie Velez isnt a joke.
*Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon just ignores them and walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
Cole: That man and Raven will make history, when they go against each other in the first ever Ravens Rules Double Title Ladder Match.
King: It should be off the meat rack.
Cole:Ok.
*When Worlds Collide" plays over the PA system as Perry Saturn comes down to the ring wearing black fuzzy gargoyle wings. He gets in the ring and goes to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle and taunts to the ground. He takes off his wings and throws them to one of the ring crew and waits for his opponent to come out.*
King: Saturn looks good.
Kanyon vs. Perry Saturn
*Kanyon and Saturn lock up in the middle of the ring. Kanyon begins forcing Saturn back into the corner but suddenly Saturn uses his strength and sends Kanyon to his back. Kanyon rolls over and gets to his feet. Saturn comes charging but Kanyon takes him down with a hip toss. Kanyon keeps a hold of Saturn and has the arm bar applied. Saturn gets his knees and pulls himself up, Kanyon keeps the arm bar applied in behind Saturn. Saturn tries reaching around to Kanyon but cant get a hold of him. Saturn tries throwing the elbow but Kanyon moves his head sideways to avoid the blow. Saturn has finally had enough of scrambling around and comes up with the low blow on Kanyon! Saturn runs into the ropes and comes back with a clothesline, taking Kanyon off his feet.*
King: Nice series of attacks from Saturn. Thats what you have to do, you have to hit moves consecutively to get a secure win.
*Kanyon gets into a sitting position in the corner and Saturn begins putting the boots to the chest of Kanyon as the referee steps in and begins to pull Saturn away. Saturn begins walking back to the corner where Kanyon is sitting, but Kanyon, using the top rope, springs up and throws a right hand in the head of Saturn. Saturn staggers back but manages to throw back one of his own. Kanyon knees Saturn in the gut and comes out of the corner with a swinging neck breaker. Kanyon lays back on Saturn and Saturn powers out after the count of one.*
Cole: Wow, only a one count.
King: Saturn isnt like Venom Cole.
*Kanyon and Saturn both climb to their feet, and as Kanyon turns around he gets caught with an overhead belly to belly suplex from Saturn! Kanyon is able to get right back to his feet but Saturn kicks him in the gut and delivers a double arm DDT. Saturn goes for the pinfall but Kanyon kicks out after an early two count.*
Cole: Kanyon has a heart of a championbut the mouth of a idiot.
*Saturn gets to his feet and picks up Kanyon, placing him in the corner. After a dew right hands, Saturn picks up Kanyon and places him in the tree of woe position. Saturn puts a few kicks to the chest of Kanyon before going to the far corner and running back with a baseball slide to the head of Kanyon, removing him from the tree of woe. Saturn picks up Kanyon and brings him to the middle of the ring where he brings him back down with a front russian leg sweep. Saturn rolls him into the cover but Kanyon gets the shoulder up after two.*
King: Saturn has Kanyon where he wants him.
*Saturn picks up Kanyon and leans him up against the ropes where he whips Kanyon across to the far ropes. Kanyon comes back with a flying forearm taking down Saturn. Kanyon slow to his feet but when he does get there, Saturn is charging in towards him and Kanyon delivers a huge atomic drop! Saturn staggers back and when he turns back around, Kanyon takes him down with a super kick! Saturn and Kanyon are both down as Kanyon looks to catch his breath now that he has bought himself some time.*
Cole: Nice superkick from Kanyon!
*Kanyon and Saturn both get to their feet at about the same time. Saturn wraps his arms around Kanyon and looks to going for a German suplex. Kanyon though delivers a few hard elbows, breaking the grip and surprises him with a Flatliner! Kanyon falls on him for the cover 1..2...3!*
Winner: Kanyon
Cole: Kanyon wins!
King: Wait until End Of Days, thats when the true challenge lays in front of him.
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stopwatch appears on the XtremeTron. Its starts ticking: down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the XtremeTron. "Crack Addict" plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continually taunts the crowd. Goldberg slides in, and hits the ground. He climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd, and receives a great ovation from the crowd. He jumps off, and walks around the ring. The ring has a black rug, and two chairs in the ring. He walks around the ring, and pulls a mic out from his back pocket.
Goldberg: Welcome... to the SECOND Edition... of 'Goldberg's House of 1000 Suplexes!'
*Crowd pops, and then simmers back down. The opening of 'Goldberg's House of 1000 Suplexes' begins. Recent and past memories are shown, and then highlight reels being thrown into a fire pit. The Hives "Back in Black" plays during this sequence. They finally fade away, and we go back to
Goldberg in the ring.
Goldberg: First off, this scenery just isnt right... Hmm... CREW!
*The XHF Crew Team comes out from behind the curtain. Two guys with a roller come carrying out a large Soda Machine. The crowd pops, as a hint of the next two guests of 'House of 1000 Suplexes' could be. They finally get the big machine in the ring.
Goldberg: Thank you. Now, the moment you've all been waiting for... I give to you, the Next two guests on Goldberg's "House of 1000 Suplexes!"
*"Cold" by Static-X is heard, and The Dark Parade with the Dark Mistress walk out. The Scarecrow is wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses, as The Pumpkin is wearing Big Round Sunglasses, and the Dark Mistress has the XHF Women's Championship around her waist. They then slide into the ring and jumps on the second rope. The Dark Mistress gets in the ring, as The Scarecrow stares at the crowd, and The Pumpkin rolls his shoulders and does a Christian type taunt. The Scarecrow then jumps off and gives his jacket to the Mistress, and then puts his sunglasses on her head. The Pumpkin then jumps off and gives the Mistress his sunglasses.
Goldberg: Guys, guys, guys. I asked you two to be here, and yet you turned me down. I mentioned something about a change of atmosphere...
*Goldberg points to the soda machine.
Goldberg: And you guys agreed. So, let's get this show started.
*Goldberg, Scarecrow, and Smashed Pumpkin all walk over to the three chairs by the soda machine. Scarecrow and Smashed Pumpkin sit opposite of Goldberg. The Dark Mistress just stands behind them.
Goldberg: Now Scarecrow... Smashed Pumpkin... what's with your names...
Scarecrow: ...Excuse Me?
Goldberg: Did your parents just give you those names, or are your real names just really embarrassing.
Smashed Pumpkin: Look dude, I don't know what kind of interview this is, but this is really stupid.
Goldberg: Just answer the God Damn Question!
Scarecrow: These are our real names...
Goldberg: LIAR! Lets look at your birth certificates...
*The XtremeTron lights up with a Birth Certificate. The name of the person is 'Tristin Gabrielle Reese.'
Goldberg: Now that one... That one is yours, Scarecrow.
Scarecrow: WHAT? Thats bullshit, Goldberg! That's not my name!
Goldberg: Oh come on, everyone knows your middle name is Gabrielle. Thats why everyone say's your Gab... is it Gay?
Scarecrow: Argh! What the hell are you talking about? DUDE!
Pumpkin: Hehe...
*Goldberg looks at the Smashed Pumpkin
Goldberg: Well lets see the Smashed Pumpkin's...
*Another birth certificate is shown. The name is "The Smashed Scarecrow"
Goldberg: What do you have to say about that.
Smashed Pumpkin: ......I hate you.
*Smashed Pumpkin and Scarecrow leave the ring. Goldberg just watches them go.
Goldberg: .....Well crap, again.
*"Back in Black" hits, and 'House of 1000 Suplexes' closes.
*Wraith comes out from the crowd, carrying his kendo stick in his left hand. He beats himself in the head with it on his way down from the crowd, as smoke rises around the whole arena, blinding everybody. He then goes down to the end of the rail, and jumps over it, as the smoke clears out. He enters the ring, and awaits the opponent. Imaginary by Evanescence hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and Darkside hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title.*
King: You know these two scare me.
Cole: Ahh I see
*The lights in the arena dim, the camera moves to the XtremeTron, which shows a helicopter flying over a busy city. The helicopter continues to fly over the landscape, and the video slowly begins to speed up, until finally...the video moves so fast that all that can be seen is a blur of light...and throughout the arena, the words " ...Is cookin' " are heard, and "Hollywood" hits the speakers as The People's Champion...the great one, The Rock struts out from behind the curtains, with his protg, Alyssa Sanders. The Rock looks over the crowd as his manager walks in front of him, after Alyssa climbs into the ring, The Rock makes his way up the steps and goes to the top rope and raises his right arm to the fans, in his signature manner. He descends from the top rope and goes into the ring and paces around, waiting for his partner. The arena goes dark, the fans can be heard muttering about who is coming out, and the watchers are caught by surprise when "South Of Heaven" by Slayer hits and a curtain of gold pyro falls from the ceiling and continues to shower down as the song plays, when the theme slows the pyro comes to a halt and "Primetime" Chris Sanders is seen standing on the ramp with his back to the crowd and his right arm raised in the air, clutched in a fist, as the drum beats continue on, spurts of the gold pyro come down in a synchronized motion with the beats as Sanders turns and makes his way to the ring. The crowd continues to cheer as he reclines against the corner turnbuckle and does a "yawn" as he waits for his opponent to arrive.*
King: Hollywood! Only way to go.
Cole: Yeah you would like a team like this.
XHF Tag Team Championships
Wraith & Apollyon vs. Hollywood (The Rock & Chris Sanders)
*The Rock and Apollyon start the match off with the two locking up Apollyon whips Rock to the ropes, he bounces off and nails Apollyon with a stiff clothesline but he pops right back to his feet and swings at the Rock but Rock ducks under, kicks him in the gut and plants him with a DDT! He makes the cover looking for a quick win but Apollyon is able to get the shoulder up before the 3. Apollyon gets to his feet, kicks Rock in the gut and snaps him over with a quick suplex he holds on lifts Rock up again and nails him with a sit-out face plant. Apollyon scurries to his corner to tag in his partner Wraith as Rock holds his face in pain on the ground. Wraith gets into the ring and grabs onto Rocks leg and locks in a tight half crab, Rock screams in pain and squirms for the ropes but Wraith holds the leg tight.*
Cole: You know I think Apollyon and Wraith are possibly the most dominating team in the history of the XHF.
King: HOLLYWOOD!
*Wraith realizes that Rock is obviously not going to tap out so he releases the hold and begins kicking Rock in the head. He lifts Rock up and sends him to the corner where he charges and rams him with a devastating clothesline almost taking the Rocks head off. Wraith backs up allowing the Rock to stumble out, he kicks him in the gut and plants him with a DDT! He makes the cover, 1 2 Sanders makes the save! The ref forces Sanders back to the corner as Wraith gets Rock to his feet he tries to whip him to the ropes but Rock counters with a Samoan drop! Both men lay on the mat exhausted as both Sanders and Apollyon hold out their hands looking for the tag.*
King: Rock is so kicking Wraiths ass.
Cole: Yeah that was kind of out of nowhere.
*Rock slowly crawls to his corner, as does Wraith both men tag their partner at the same time and Apollyon and Sanders charge at each other. Sanders ducks under Apollyons swing and kicks him in the gut he whips him to the ropes but Apollyon jumps over Sanders, Apollyon bounces off and lifts his huge leg up looking for a big boot but Sanders ducks under and nails Apollyon with a stiff superkick! The big man goes down as Sanders climbs to the top rope he looks out at the crowd and then flips off Wraith as he flies off the top and crashes down on Apollyon with an elbow right into the sternum.*
Cole: Oh hell feel that tomorrow.
King: Hes feeling that right now!
*Sanders lifts Apollyon up and plants him with the Earth Rave! He makes the cover but just then the KKK make their way down to the ring, they dont enter the ring but just stand there at the bottom of the ramp watching. Sanders gets off of Apollyon and begins talking shit to Renegade and Fury as Apollyon slowly but surely crawls over and makes the tag to Wraith Wraith runs in behind Sanders, nails him with a low blow and plants him with the PainKiller! He makes the cover but Sanders is too close to the ropes and gets his foot on the bottom. The ref forces Wraith off and Rock tags in he charges at Wraith and takes him down with a flying lariat Apollyon climbs into the ring but Rock lays the smackdown on his ass and sends him over the top rope!*
King: Rock is really opening up!
Cole: We may have new champs.
*Wraith gets back to his feet and stumbles into a messy Rock Bottom! Rock gets to his feet but does not make the cover instead he flips off KKK and locks the in the Sharpshooter on Wraith! Wraith screams in pain and squirms for the ropes just as he is about to get to the bottom rope Rock pulls him to the center of the ring Wraith cant take it anymore and taps out! Rock sees that he is tapping out but the ref doesnt as Fury is distracting him from the outside Rock lets go of Wraiths legs and begins to walk over to see what the ref is doing, just then Renegade nails him with a low blow Rock turns around to be met with a brutal chairshot cracking the Rocks skull! Wraith crawls over and gets the arm over the Rocks chest and the ref turns around, 1 2 3.*
Winners and still XHF Tag Team Champions: Wraith & Apollyon
Cole: That has to be considered a upset!
King: WowIm shocked.
*'mOBSCENE' by Marylin Manson starts up the XHF crowd. 'As the beginning part plays, a strobe light flickers around the crowd, and 'The Human Masterpiece' appears in black letters, with the points of the letters spiked on the white background on the XtremeTron. The crowd boos heavily, as fog begins to pour from the stage, with the strobe lights flickering through it. Then, Rhein the Killa, appears from behind the curtain, aggressively pushing the curtain out of the way, and walking through the fog. Rhein is wearing his wrestling gear, some black shorts, with silver words reading Masterpiece on the back, and RtK on the front, also, he's wearing black elbow pads, knee pads and knee length high boots with rTk in red up the side, he is also wearing a sleeveless 'Rhein the Killa' t-shirt. Soon after his appearance, he reaches back into the fog, and holds out his hand, for it to be accepted by 'The Queen of Xtreme' Lizzy Borden. The two walk down to the ring, and around it, with Rhein stopping the couple, so he can pause to snatch a sign that says, 'Scorpion Rulz' and rip it up, before throwing it on the floor and spitting on it. Rhein then slides up onto the ring apron, before helping Lizzy into the ring, then climbing in himself, and climbing to the top rope to pose for the crowd, before taking his t-shirt off, and waiting for the opponent.*
Cole: I hate the new Rhein.
King: I like it, hes not kissing the fans asses anymore.
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of Linkin Park leadman Mike Shinoda begin to echo throughout the building..
Nothing ever stops all these thoughts and the pain attached to them,
Sometimes I wonder why this is happening,
It's like nothing I can do would distract me when,
I think of how I shot myself in the back again,
Cuz from the infinite words I can say I,
Put all pain you gave to me on display,
But didn't realize instead of setting it free I,
Took what I hated and made it a part of me,..(Never goes away)..(Never goes away)..
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on its feet as the chorus of Linkin Park's "Figure.09" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figure of XHF Legend Rage himself steps out onto the top of the stage! Following this, he then struts cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of cheers from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, Rage then finally reaches the ring area where, once climbing inside, the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising his both his fists defiantly to the crowd and taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 2-time Ultimate Champ is quick to turn his fierce eyes upward toward the far corner of the ring as he stares down his opponent...*
Cole: It seems so weird without Torrie.
King: Yeah, now I have nothing to look at
Rage vs. Rhein The Killa w/Lizzy Borden
*Rage begins to talk a bit of trash to his opponent as the two emerge from their respected corners and Lizzy exits the ring. Rhein and Rage get closer until they are face to face in the middle of the ring, exchanging heated insults. Rage pushes Rhein who instantly fires back with a punch to the jaw, knocking Rage down, as the referee rings the bell to begin the match. Rage pulls himself up, but Rhein is relentless as he knees Rage in the gut, taking him back down to his knees. Rhein then proceeds to keep his opponent down as he begins to kick Rage in the back. He finally lets up and grabs Rage, picking him off the mat and lifts him up in a military press before just dropping him onto the canvas. Rhein goes for the pin, 1... 2... Rage kicks out.*
Cole: Rhein is a strong man King, I once saw him bench press five hundred pounds!
King: Wow, that is strong.
*Rhein stands up with a cocky attitude, turning his back on his opponent. Surprisingly, Rage pulls himself up very quickly causing the fans to begin to cheer. Rhein turns around and quickly Rage attacks him like a freight train with a forearm, but Rhein just barely ducks out of the way leading Rage to run straight into the turnbuckle. Rage is a little dazed as he backs out of the corner and into the arms of Rhein who picks him up into a release German Suplex! Lizzy stands outside the ring, cheering on her man, as Rage rolls around in pain inside the ring and Rhein approaches him. Rhein lays a few kicks on his opponent, once again, before picking him up off the mat and irish-whipping him into the ropes. Rhein looks for a clothesline, but Rage ducks underneath it and hits the ropes himself, quickly knocking Rhein down from behind with a flying forearm.*
King: Ha, Rage just proved that he is a loser by attacking Rhein from behind.
Cole: Please King, stop making yourself look stupid.
*Rage grabs onto Rhein and picks him off the mat as he gets up. He knees his opponent in the gut before backing him into the ropes for an irish-whip. Rhein reverses the whip though, sending Rage into the ropes, as Rhein sets up for an attack. Rage smartly holds onto the ropes though, preventing him from returning toward Rhein as Rhein jumps up for a spinning wheel kick, only to land flat on his back. Rage approaches his opponent and begins to deliver a few stomps to his chest before he picks him up. Rage kicks Rhein in the gut and brings him down with a beautiful flowing DDT! Rage goes pins Rhein, 1... 2... Rhein kicks out.*
Cole: Beautiful DDT by Rage!
*Rage stands up, not surprised and begins to stomp on his opponent who rolls out of the ring. Rhein takes a breather as Lizzy shelters him. Rage looks pissed as the referee does virtually nothing but beg Rhein to come back inside the ring. Rage shoves the referee out of the way and exits the ring himself, hoping onto the floor behind his opponent. Lizzy looks shocked and backs out of the way as Rage literally grabs Rhein and throws him into the crowd barricade. Rage runs to where his opponent is laying and begins to stomp a mudhole into his chest as the crowd counts the number of kicks. Suddenly, Lizzy runs out of nowhere and hits Rage in the back, trying to get him to stop. Rage does indeed stop and slowly turns around, shocking Lizzy as she wasn't expecting this. Rage grabs Lizzy by the hair as she screams and struggles to get away, but Rhein comes from behind and low-blows his opponent, forcing him to let Lizzy go!*
King: Thats what you get for attacking a woman!
Cole: She got involved in the match herself!
*Rhein slowly stands up and rolls into the ring, to stop the referee's 10 count, which was at 8, just to roll out once again. Rhein grabs Rage, who is holding himself in pain, and rolls him into the ring before he once again enters himself. Rage rolls on the mat in pain as Rhein approaches him and grabs one of his legs. Rhein pulls it up into a half Boston Crab, causing Rage to scream out in pain. Rage searches for the ropes but they aren't anywhere near. Being the powerful superstar he is, Rage begins to crawl while in the move toward the ropes. After what seems like an eternity, Rage finally gets into the position the he can grab the bottom rope making Rhein let the hold go. Rhein takes advantage of his time though and forces the referee to make him let go. Rage gasps for air as his opponent stands back up and delivers a few stomps to his back.*
Cole: Oh, Rage seems to be hurt.
King: He barely has any air.
*Rhein picks Rage up off the mat and knees him in the gut before he backs up and hits the ropes. Rhein comes charging back to Rage, looking to kick him in the face, but Rage quickly picks his opponent up and brings him down with a back body drop, making the crowd come alive. Rhein is stunned as Rage motions for him to get up. Rhein slowly stands up in a daze as Rage picks him up and onto his shoulders hitting the Fist Of Rage! The crowd goes wild as Rage does NOT make the pin on the fallen Rhein, but instead goes and locks in the Rings Of Rage. Rhein holds onto life for a good amount of time, but finally succumbs and taps out!*
Winner: Rage
Cole: Rhein taps!
King: That HAS to be a first time!
*"Figure .09" hits over the sound system once again as Rage stands up with a look that can only be described as defiant and victorious. The referee raises his arm as the crowd cheers him on, but suddenly Reeshi runs out of the audience and into the ring where he attacks Rage from behind!*
Cole: Oh my god!
*The music cuts and the fans begin to instantly boo as Reeshi begins to stomp on Rage. Suddenly though, the boos turn back to cheers as Scorpion runs from out of the back and down the ramp. Reeshi does not see Scorpion, who slides into the ring as Reeshi continues to stomp on Rage. Scorpion grabs Reeshi and spins him around, kicking him into the stomach. Scorpion looks as if he is about to set Reeshi up for a powerbomb, but out of nowhere Goldberg slides into the ring and knocks Scorpion down from behind!*
King: Goldberg just knocked the champion down!
*Almost all hell breaks loose as Reeshi charges Goldberg and knocks him down with a clothesline and Rhein gets to his feet. Rage smartly rolls out of the ring and waves the ring off as he begins to head backstage. Rhein begins to stomp on Goldberg as Scorpion once again attempts to attack Reeshi, but is only met with a big boot to the face, which causes him to retreat out of the ring. Rhein lifts Goldberg up and irish whips him into the ropes. On the return, Reeshi picks him up and slams him down with a hellacious spinebuster!*
King: With Rhein and Reeshi as a team, there is no chance in hell that one of them are not walking out End Of Days XHF Champion.
*Goldberg rolls out of the ring in pain as Reeshi and Rhein stand tall in the ring. The crowd begins to boo and throw things at them as Gastro fades to black.*