Florida Man [Invader / Scab]

[flo]

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Wrestler Info

Wrestler's Name: Florida Man

Alias/Nicknames: Florida ManG, FML, Flo, Sunshine State Stud, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Methdealer, The Floridian, The Man from Florida

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 198lbs

Alignment: Loveable goof / scary monster with scarier fan appeal

Hometown: He hails from the primal instincts of Floridians everywhere.

Picture Base: A Gorn or Wally Gator

Description: Florida is a masked wrestler. His mask resembles an old Halloween gorn mask, only the snout has been elongated to look more like a gator. Sometimes pupils are added to look even more like a cartoon. A wide brim straw hat appears to have been stitched into the mask, explaining why it doesnt fall off during matches. The brim is angled to look like a halo. A small hole in the corner of his plastic toothy smile is so he can easily access his cigarettes, but at the moment it holds a piece of straw to complete his lackadaisical country swagger. Instead of traditional tights, he wears overalls and vintage tees.

Wrestler's Outlook: . Always Be Failing UP.

Background: Pulled from the headlines, Florida Man is a man from Florida. He has questionable judgement, zero inhibitors, is prone to dangerously stupid schemes, and somehow always fails up. His luchador mask is that of an alligator wearing a hat. Too weird to live, too rare to die.  A quick internet search will reveal Florida Man's colourful history from attempting to rob the same 7-11 8 times in a single day to putting honey badgers down his pants for the purposes of gambling. An urban legend on he American Independent circuit, The Man From Florida is known for his brutal death match wrestling while being a colourful character that panders to children.  Since stumbling into the XHF, he signed an exclusive contract with J-RoK... however, while becoming a fan favourite in GUNS Fight Club, your boy Flo kind of made a laughing stock out of his boss, Kira Izumi.  The result of this altercation was Florida never getting booked in the land of the rising sun, forcing him to moonlight abroad - which led to the following accolades ...mostly in the last six months...

Battle of Britain II Winner
2 x WUK Tag Team Champion (As Epcot Mafia w/Marty Donovan, current, for reals)
WUK Revolution Tournament Winner (As Epcot Mafia w/Marty Donovan)
WUK Commonwealth Champion (current, no lie)
J-RoK Night of 1000 Demons 2023 Winner
Seven Seas Skirmish 2023 Winner
XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion (best)
2 x YTA Champion (longest, best, most screwed)
HKW California Champion
BFF bracelet (w/Marty Donovan)
Marty Donovan Action Figure Made Out of Marty's Hair
SKY Force Leader (Former, BEST)
Night of Champions XIV Headliner (screwed by Nihilists)
GUNS Fight Club Season 1 Fan Favourite (where is the lie?)
JROK Shock of the Year Award 2022
...4 X Darwin Award Winner
$3428 combined winnings from years of The Florida 5/36 Matrix Fantasy 5 Lottery Game
HNW King of the Deathmatch '07 & '08
2017 Panhandle Prince

Allies: Epcot Mafia ["Catch a Rising Star" Marty Donovan, Gazoo, Nametag Melvin, The ULTIMATE Warrior, ACE the Florida Dog, Dan Marino, an alley cat in a baby carrier that Flo thinks is Sky Force's Charles & Sky Force Omega... which are a group of pigeons sporting a firearm... FLOCK'N'GLOCK.]

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Entrance Info

Entrance Music: Fatboy Slim - Mad Flava

Entrance Description:
"Interior Crocodile Alligator
I Drive A Chevrolet Movie Theatre"

Chip Da Ripper's freestyle on leather quality soon leads to Fatboy Slim's "Mad Flava" pumping over the PA system.  The tron plays a clip from Red Dwarf of Rimmer flying on a crocodile, before cutting to the Fantasia gators having their way with the hippo ballerinas.  Images of gators and crocs from popular culture are cut into a rapid fire montage, before even more cartoonish match highlights of a certain Floridian wrestler begin to bleed in - looking even less realistic.  The back entrance curtains start to move... then rip off!  The sound of breaking glass!  3:16 yo.  Yes, Florida Man has torn off the curtain with his grotesquely gyrating pelvis.  Dancing along with the music, The Man from Florida swings his tail, but mostly just thrusts his crotch to the sick beat.  It's rather violent.  The crowd delights at his buffoonish dry humping antics, even as the more prudish parents rightful cover their children's eyes from this borderline pornographic macho display.  The applause is defining.  Florida Man might be the worst person in the XHF, but he's won W:UK's hearts.

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In-Ring Info

Wrestling Style: Croc Rock'N'Rasslin (Basic Brawler / Daredevil High Flyer / MMA heavy striker)

Common Moves:
Bite
Claw
Choke
Eye gouge
Low blow
Slingshot punch
Handspring punch
Springboard punch
Triangle button (punch)
Square button (kick)
Forearm smash
Airplane spin
Elbowdrop
Hip Attack
Suicide Dive
Baseball Slide
Standing Senton
Guillotine leg drop
Big Splash
Bigger Splash
JYD's on the ground headbutt, roll, headbutt, roll, headbutt, roll, butt bite!
Sweet Crotch Music
The People's Elbow
The Worm
The Rear View
Crane Kick
Stone Cold Stunner
Atomic Leg Drop

Trademark Moves:
- DEATH ROLL - A rolling neck claw done to look like Florida is biting his opponent.
- MINDBLOWER - Brainbuster
- ACCIDENTAL BACKDROP DRIVER - Hits a backdrop driver by mistake.
- BIGGEST PACKAGE - This is a small package, but Florida doesn't want people to get the wrong idea.
- POSSUM - Florida pretends to be dead. His opponent can be all "I'm not falling for it." But Florida is all: "Falling for what? I am unconscious." And they are all: "You did it last week." But he's all "I think you are mistaking me for someone else. I am knocked out, you are very strong." He will play dead for five minutes if necessary - but eventually his opponent will have to pick him up, and BAM! "I was just faking - Inside Cradle, bitch!" Opponent: "I knew it all along." Florida: "Then why didn't you kick out? You should see the look of surprise on your face, you stupid asshole." The language barrier might make this more confusing.
- FRIED CHICKEN - A weapon. He swings that shit like a shillelagh.
- WALMART MOBILITY SCOOTER - A weapon. Like Optimus Prime's trailer this scooter comes out of nowhere and Florida will mow you the fuck down.
- DARWIN AWARD - A weapon. Like Optimus Prime's trailer this comes out of nowhere and Florida will mow you the fuck down.
- FOOD STAMPS - A bribe. Florida Man pays his opponent to take a dive... with food stamps.
- MARCECHOCHICKNEE - High angle kneestrike
- MIAMI DOLPHIN KICK - This is FF7 Tifa Lockheart's dolphin kick, if sponsored by the Miami Dolphins
- YOUR NAME HERE DRIVER - A sitout butterfly piledriver - that is currently looking for a sponsor to be named after.
- BANANA PEEL DRIVER - Florida Man eats a banana and leaves the skin on the ground, hoping to cause his opponent to slip like in a cartoon, only he forgets about it, walks on it, slips himself - trying not to fall he grabs his opponent, only to hit a jumping cradle DDT.
- LEAP OF FAITH - This is just like Assassin's Creed when they jump off a tall building, only instead of a cart of hay - the opponent breaks Florida Man's fall.
- TRANQUILIZER DARTS - Florida Man will go "OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW KIM KARDASIAN WAS INTO DOGGING" - then when the referee turns to look, Florida Man will shoot his opponent with a tranq gun.
- NEVER STOP SPINNING AIRPLANE SPIN - ....like he can get to 200 spins before he gets dizzy, so his opponent is as good as dead.
- TOUCH THE SKY - Repeater stomp - using opponent as a trampoline.
- KIRA'S JAW BREAKER - Roundhouse right.
- PHANTOM PUNCH! - So drunk he's seeing triple, Flo hits the guy on the right, no sold, then the guy on the left, no sold.... then the guy in the middle... KO!

Finisher:
- MURPHY'S LAW - Shit happens... and he wins.

Super Finisher:
- FIREMAN'S SPECIAL - Florida climbs to a really high spot in the venue (balcony, scaffold, rafters etc), only to remember that he is terribly afraid of heights. Unable to get down, the fire department needs to be called to rescue him. This can result in a submission if his opponent doesn't want to wait, a countout if his opponent leaves in disgust, or if Florida falls he can hit a devastating high flying move by accident. I mean on purpose.

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Handler Info

Your Preferred Name: Flo

Contact Method: here or discord

Email Address: sendmespam@theinternetyousay

How did you hear about W:UK? Marty signed us up 4 the Revolution yo, and we still haven't been banned. Really, this is on you.