Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 2, 2017 10:15:50 GMT -5
*The camera cuts back to the Mongo Corp dressing room where Martyr rolls up to Mongo in his custom chromed out wheel chair.....*
Martyr :"So this is your big night, Huh Boss?"
Mongo smiles.....
Mongo :"You got that right, I cant wait to see all the great things you guys got me."
*Martyr reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out an envelope....*
Martyr :"Here ya go boss, me and the Mini ones got this for you."
*Mongos eyes get big as he snatches the envelope from Martyr. He quickly rips it open.....*
Mongo :"A $2000 GIFT CERTIFACTE TO PIMPS-R-US? YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!! THANKS FELLAS!"
*Just then Lance Storm walks by carrying a brown paper bag.....*
Lance :"If i could be serious for a moment."
Mongo :"Sure you can, as long as what you have in that bag is for me. It is my appreciation night after all."
Lance :"It is, it shows my appreciation for you."
*Lance hands the bag over and Mongo pulls out a bottle of Maple Syrup......*
Mongo :"Maple syrup......thanks....."
Lance :"Thats REAL Canadian maple syrup.....Only the best for you boss."
*Mongo smiles and waits for Lance to turn his head, as he dose Mongo throws the syrup into a trashcan....*
Mongo :"Whose next? Mr. X!!! What do you have for me?"
*Mr. X slowly walks up to Mongo and hands him a slip of paper, Mongo looks at it cock eyed.....*
Mr. X :"Its good for one free oil change on your limo, it has been running rough as of late."
Mongo :"Thanks buddy......I always wanted an oil change."
*Just then Rat walks by holding a small nicely wrapped gift box.....*
Mongo :"Yes, the moment i have been waiting all week for! Give it to me Rat!"
*Rat smiles......*
Rat :"No, no, no......This is to be done in the ring.....with just the two of us.....There is more then just this little thing."
Mongo :"Come on Rat....Everyone else gave me theres already."
Rat :"Now, now Mongo......Patience."
*Rat turns and walks out the door.*
King: This is great Cole!
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "The Sky Is Falling" by Queens Of The Stone Age is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back, wearing a long black trench coat and black sunglasses, and the XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder, with Annette behind him. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
"The sky is falling
Human race that we run
It left me crawling
Staring straight at the sun
Only a moment I notice
Every dog has his day
I paid attention
Cost me so much to today"
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and looks around, and goes to the ring steps. He climbs up the steps and looks around at the crowd, and then gets into the ring. Charlie holds the bottom and second rope for Annette to get into the ring. Charlie Velez then walks to the closest turnbuckle and climbs up to the second rope, and taunts to the crowd. They boo, but Charlie Velez jumps off, once his feet hit the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. He gets a cocky smile on his face, as Annette stands next to him waiting for her opponent.*
King: Woo! I love puppies.
Cole: This is Annettes first ever match, and shes facing her sister.
*Light red and pink lights fill the stage as Cold's "Stupid Girl" begins to play. The lights begin to flicker along with the song as Tracy Brooks emerges from behind the curtain to a decent pop from the fans, when suddenly Venom emerges from the back. The pop gets louder from the male section of the crowd as she blows a kiss out to the crowd before heading down the ramp and rolling in the ring. She next moves to the center of the ring and raises her arms in the air as two Pyros shoot out from the corner turnbuckles behind her and the song dies out. Venom slowly walks down the ramp and gets into the ring, staring at Charlie Velez and Annette.*
King: This isnt fair Cole, Annette isnt a wrestler!
Cole: Destruction made the match King.
Annette w/The Future Charlie Velez vs. Tracy Brooks w/Venom
*Annette and Charlie are talking to each other, as Venom pumps Tracy up. Venom and Tracy share a kiss and Venom heads out of the ring, as Annette and Charlie do the same, leaving Annette and Tracy in the ring by themselves. The two walk up to each other and tie up, and Annette gets Tracy in a headlock. She works on the neck of her sister Tracy, but Tracy pushes her to the ropes and knocks Annette down with a clothesline. Tracy makes the cover, but Annette is able to kick out, as Tracy gets up and stomps on her sister. Tracy Brooks lifts Annette up to her feet and chops her in the chest, sending her into a corner. Tracy sends boots into the stomach of Annette, then grabs her by the hair and applies a front facelock. Tracy gets Annette is a suplex position, but then sets her onto the top rope. Tracy begins to climb up to the second rope, but Annette slaps her sister across the face! Tracy is now wobbling on the second rope and Annette goes for a forearm , but Tracy blocks it and hits a forearm of her own. Charlie is worried and walks up to them from the outside, but before he can do anything Tracy Brooks jumps off the second rope and knocks Charlie down with a Plancha!*
King: Wow!
Cole: Tracy just knocked down our Junior Heavyweight Champion!
Annette slowly gets off the third turnbuckle, as Tracy begins to pound on a rising Charlie. Charlie pushes her off, as Annette gets out of the ring and grabs her sister by the hair. She lifts Tracy Brooks up, and throws her head first into the ring steps! Tracy rolls over and holds her head, while Annette stomps on her stomach. Annette lifts Tracy up by the hair and rolls her into the ring, and then follows and makes the cover. Tracy kicks out before the count of three, which angers Annette. Annette grabs the hair of Tracy once again, but this time she begins to bang her head against the mat! Annette once again makes the cover, but Tracy kicks out again. Annette lifts Tracy up and kicks her in the stomach bending Tracy over, while Annette runs to the ropes and lifts a knee. Tracy stands up barely able to stand on her feet, as Annette lifts her leg and drives it across the chest of Tracy! Tracy falls down as Annette makes another cover, but once again Tracy kicks out!*
Cole: Annette is pretty impressive tonight.
King: And hot.
*Annette lifts Tracy up in anger, as she whips her to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Tracy ducks. She bounces off the other ropes and hits Annette with a Tilt-a-whirl head scissors! Annette rolls over to her feet surprised on what just happened and turns to Tracy, but gets caught in a hurricanrana! Tracy hooks both of the legs of Annette to make the cover, but before the referees hand comes down for a three Charlie Velez slides into the ring and breaks up the cover! The referee rings the bell awarding the match to Tracy Brooks!*
Winner by Disqualification: Tracy Brooks
Cole: God damn that Charlie!
*Charlie is in the ring and begins to stomp on Tracy, when all of a sudden Venom slides into the ring and spears Charlie down! The two begin to trade blows as the referee tries to break them apart. Christopher Daniels runs down the ramp and hits Venom from behind, while Decoy runs from the crowd and gets into the ring and attacks Christopher Daniels! The two begin to trade blows, as Charlie Velez climbs up to his feet and hits Venom across the face with a fist, cutting Venom open below the lip. Grace Personified and The Kinetic Power Trip continue to fight, as a bunch of road agents and officials run down the ramp to try and break it up. For a moment the two teams work together, taking down all the road agents and officials, and then go back to attacking each other!*
Cole: My god King, its chaos!
King: Only in the XHF!
Cole: The fireworks are going in this arena for the Fourth of July!
*Annette and Tracy are now at each others throat as road agents finally get control of the fighting, holding Grace Personified and The Kinetic Power Trip apart. Violent words are traded between the two teams, as the road agents take them all to the back.*
King: Man, The Kinetic Power Trip and Grace Personified hate each other!
Cole: No, Venom and Charlie Velez hate each other, Decoy and Christopher Daniels are just defending their partners.
*The lights go out in the arena. The CKY logo flashes on the Xtreme XtremeTron, and the people cheer. They wait to see who is coming out. The opening to Quite Bitter Beings by CKY begins to play. It echoes throughout the stands and hallways. A spot light flashes over the entrance of the Xtreme XtremeTron. Out come 4 guys going their separate ways spreading across the Xtreme XtremeTron stage. They put down some firecrackers, and light them off. They pop like crazy, and out comes Brandon Taylor in a giant shopping cart, holding a sparkler in his hand. He rolls down the ramp, and rams straight into the ring. He cart shoots him forward over the top rope and onto the mat. He dusts himself off, and takes off his helmet. He then looks out to the crowd, and waves at them. He walks over to the turnbuckle, and rests his helmet down on it. He then unzips his jump suit, and appears just to be a normal guy in normal clothes.*
Cole: That was . . . interesting . . .
*Suddenly, the arena lights begin to flicker on and off and as the crowd rises to it's feet immediately in anticipation, the daunting "Calm Like A Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine hits the PA as the XHF's own "Hellraiser Heartthrob" of ALLL the ladies himself, the great Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks then emerges from behind the curtain with the gorgeous Jennifer Dream by his side! Thereafter, once finished making their way on down the ramp to a chorus of supportive cheers, this highly-touted new XHF Cruiserweight then finishes making his way on up the ring steps, leaving the elegant Jennifer to continue cheering him on from below now. Once inside the ring moments later, he proceeds to lean over toward the ropes and taunt off momentarily to this entire sellout crowd joining us here tonight.*
King: Woo! I love hot women!
Brandon Taylor vs. Matt Hellraizer Hicks winner gets shot at European Title
*Both men start off circling each other. Both cruiserweights bounce off the ropes and meet in the center of the ring and both men hit the mat. They roll up and grapple. Hellraizer sends Taylor to the corner. He hits a few knife-edge chops before being reversed into the corner himself. Taylor starts kicking him in the gut and then on the fourth kick he climbs to the middle rope and hits a jump kick to the head.*
King: These two cruiserweights should provide a highflying match for us.
*Hellraizer is up and starts exchanging punches with Taylor. Hellraizer bounces off the ropes and hits a neckbreaker. Taylor stands but is greeted with a dropkick. He stands but is once again hit by a flipping lariat. He tries two more times but both times is met with a dropkick. Taylor slowly stands and is whipped off the ropes. He ducks a clothesline but on the return gets caught with a spinning wheel kick. Hellraizer whips him hard into the corner and he pops out from the impact. He falls to a sit in the center of the ring. Hellraizer hits two spinning kicks hen backs up. He charges and connects with a Shining Wizard. Taylor rolls out of the ring. Hellraizer leaps to the top and leaps outside with a springboard cross body block but Taylor ducks and Hellraizer hits the barricade hard. Taylor rolls into the ring and catches his breath.*
Cole: Well needed break being taken.
King: Brandon Taylor has time to recover while Hellraizer is outside recovering.
*Hellraizer stands but Brandon Taylor leaps out with a slingshot cross body. Both men are slow to stand. Taylor is first up and tries to whip Hellraizer but gets reversed and goes shoulder first into the ring steps. Hellraizer grabs his head and slams it into the ring post. He slides into the ring and waits against the opposite rope. Taylor starts to climb up as Hellraizer charges. He sees it and leaps to the top and over him. Hellraizer hits the ropes and is greeted by a clothesline. Taylor goes to the top rope and hits a 69ing. Hellraizer is down. Taylor pins. Matt Hicks gets the shoulder up at 2. Hellraizer goes to the top for a double ax handle but is greeted on the way down with a dropkick in midair. After a few seconds both men are up. Taylor runs off the rope but gets a drop toehold. He ends up in the ropes. Hellraizer taunts to the crowd for a huge pop and hits a massive 6-1-9. He goes up top and hits The Enlightenment. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!*
Winner: Matt Hellraizer Hicks
Cole: And Hicks gets the win!
*Sigillum Diaboli by HIM hits the speakers as the lights turn into a purple faze going from dark to bright while smoke starts to slowly emerge from the stage. The XtremeTron shows Blade doing multiple moves such as The Rebeliser and the Blade Breaker.*
I can't see as I'm facing your pitiful lies..
Don't have the strength to carry your heavy load of life..
Then, massive Kane like Purple Pyros explode forward off the XtremeTron and up out of the stage. A dark image of a person can be made out through the smoke..
I'm your Christ to die on you!!
I just woke up for hers and you know it as well as I do!!
*The man walks forward out of the smoke and it is revealed as Blade. He stands there and head bangs and looks around at the booing crowd as the smoke fades. He smirks and begins to walk down the ramp, banging his head.*
I can't see through your eyes, bring your tears on me..
I will live the body for your shoulder just have to killing!!
*Blade gets to the bottom of the ramp and slides under the bottom rope.*
I'm your Christ to die on you!!
I just woke up for hers and you know it as well as I do!!"
*Blade climbs up onto the turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air..*
Oh as well as I do..
Oh as well as I do..
Just as well as I do..
Oh as well as I do..
Oh as well as I do!!!
*Despite the boos from the crowd, he gets lots of camera flashes. He jumps off the turnbuckle backwards and walks over to the opposite turnbuckle and climbs on it and raises his arms in the air.*
So I'm your Christ to die on you
I just woke up for hers and you know it as well as I do!!
Blade lowers his arms and still stands on it and just smirks. He slightly head bangs to the music, as well as the crowd.
So I'm your Christ to die on you
I just woke up for hers and you know it as well as I do!!
Blade slowly climbs off the turnbuckle and walks around the ring and taunts the crowd
Oh, so you've come from above
and you say you want to
and I kill myself for your love
I'm killing myself for you! Yes you!!
*Blade begins to head bang hard again. The music fades to an end and the lights go to normal.*
Cole: Uh, nice entrance.
King: Confused the hell out of me.
*Then the lights begin flashing as the generic XHF music begins playing, and Evolution walks out to face crowd. He does his taunt, and walks down the ramp to the ring, sliding in.*
Announcer: Tonight's match up has been named with a last minute special stipulation. A Special Referee has been named for this match. Now announcing the referee...
*Before he can say the name, the opening riffs of "Fireproof" by Pillar hits the XtremeTron, as the crowd turns to complete and solid boos. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of him as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entranceway, where Diamond now stands, head down, with a black and white referee shirt. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring. He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with boos. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out.*
Cole: What part does Diamond have in this match?
Blade vs. Evolution
*The bell rings as Evolution runs towards Blade, ducks under his attempted clothesline, and hits him with a quick cross body block, rolling right off of him to his feet afterwards. He hits a quick dropkick to Blade's head, and then waits for Blade to get to his feet. When Blade does, he runs at Blade again, only to get powerslammed to the mat, hard. Blade begins landing hard right fists to Evolution head, eventually throwing in a elbow from time to time, until the ref breaks it up.*
Cold: Hey, Diamond is officiating pretty well here.
*He picks up Evolution, and Irish Whips him to the ropes, putting him in a front headlock while signaling for The Rebelizer. He pulls Evolution up into the air, but Evolution flips right over, locking in a Tazzmission-type move, until Blade backs up into the ropes, breaking the hold. Blade then hits a quick reverse kick to the face of Evolution, downing him real quick so Blade can catch his breath.*
King: What a kick!
Cole: You know some teeth must be knocked out there.
*Blade turns around as Evolution is getting up, and pulls Evolution in for a powerbomb, picking him up and powerbombing him straight out the damn ring! His body bounces off the padded ringside floor! Blade climbs to the top rope, and signals for a Fury Flip, which he connects on Evolution to the outside of the ring! Blade rolls off Evolution, and both men are down. Diamond begins the ten count, but Blade notices this, and uses his last strength to pick himself up, and roll Evolution back into the ring, going for a pin. Diamond hammers out a two count, before Evolution gets a shoulder up.*
Cole: Evolution is giving his all in this match.
*Blade pulls Evolution up, and begins hammering him in the head with srong forearms. He then pulls Evolution in for a Spinebuster, but Evolution changes it into a flapjack, dropkicking Blade away from him. Evolution pulls himself up by the turnbuckle, and climbs up to the second rope, until Diamond hits him with a low blow! Evolution hits the floor holding his groin, as Blade comes to his feet, a bit confused. He was wondering why there was a special referee in the first place, and he was starting to understand why.*
Cole: Diamond helping Blade?
King: Who would have thunk it!?
*Blade picks up Evolution, and signals for The Rebelizer, planting him to the mat. He pins Evolution, and Diamond slaps out a three count, or he was about to until he stopped the three count, apparently forgetting the third number in the sequence. Blade gets up, furious and begins shouting at Diamond. Diamond holds up his hands, explaining apologetically, but he shoves Blade out the way after a few seconds, hitting Evolution with a Super Kick as he tried to jump Blade from behind. Diamond then shouts out three words that made a few people in the crowd mark out, as they knew what he meant.*
Diamond: THE BLADE BREAKER!
*Blade grinned sadistically, and picked up Evolution, pulling him up for a powerbomb. Evolution body fell back limply, and Blade nodded. What do you have? A Ganso Bomb. Evolution head hit the floor with a sickening thud, which left the crowd in silence. Blade threw Evolution limp body over, and pinned him, Diamond gleefully slapping out a three count.*
Winner: Blade
Cole: Oh my god, is Evolution okay?
King: We can only hope so.
*Diamond held up Blade's arm, and Blade snatched it away, still wary of Diamond and still not sure what his purpose was of being out here. "Sigillum Diaboli" by HIM hits the arena, as Blade backs out the ring and up the ramp, still staring at Diamond the entire time. Diamond simply plays to the crowd, who boos him heavily. Before Blade leaves, however, Diamond throws him a thumbs up. Blade blows him off, and leaves the arena.*
Cole: It looks like Blade doesnt appreciate Diamonds help.
*Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
King: Who betta than Kanyon!?
Cole: Everybody.
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes "The Master of Puppets has returned!" Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his blue trench coat and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has no shirt on and has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, coat, shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Cole: Thats just a great entrance.
Death Trap gets a Phoenix Title Shot if he wins
Kanyon vs. Death Trap
*Kanyon circles about the ring, Death Trap as well when eventually they lock up in the middle of the ring. Kanyon takes down Death Trap with an arm drag and holds on for an armbar. Death Trap, with his feet, arches himself up and turns, reversing the hold, only to send Kanyon in off the ropes and when he comes back, club him in the back of the head, knocking Kanyon face first into the mat.*
Cole: Death Trap has taken an early advantage here.
*Kanyon gets up and again the two lock up in the middle of the ring. Kanyon comes around to the back of Death Trap, taking the arm with him for submission maneuver, a rear wristlock. Kanyon charges forward and into the ropes, rolling up Death Trap, but Death Trap rolls right through and executes a superkick that leaves Kanyon sprawled across the mat, seemingly out cold.*
Cole: Kanyon is out cold!
King: Come on Kanyon!
*Death Trap takes a moment and taunts the fans as he turns around, Kanyon is up and is moving around in the ring. Death Trap connects with a kick into the gut of Kanyon, sending him sprawling onto his back. Death Trap continues kicking but Kanyon is still getting to his feet, using the ropes to pull himself up. Kanyon then lunges at Death Trap and connects with a thumb to the eye. Death Trap now, forced into the corner and Kanyon sends him across to the far corner. Kanyon tries to follow it up but Death Trap explodes out of the corner with a huge clothesline. As Kanyon is crawling to his feet, Death Trap grabs him, places him head between his legs and delivers a stalling piledriver!*
Cole: Death Trap is on a roll!
King: But hes not the Phoenix Champion Cole.
*Death Trap rolls onto him for a cover but Kanyon kicks out after the count of two and Death Trap sits up. Death Trap gets up to his feet, and helps up Kanyon as well. Kanyon turns and takes a swing at Death Trap but its blocked and a right hand from Death Trap sends Kanyon staggering into the corner. Death Trap whips Kanyon into the far ropes and he hits the turnbuckles hard, staggering out a little dazed. Death Trap waits in the middle of the ring and takes him down with a powerslam. Death Trap then signals to the top rope. *
Cole: Death Trap seems to be signaling for something.
*Death Trap climbs up to the top and comes down with a Frog Splash! He stays on him for the cover but Kanyon again kicks out after two. Death Trap gets up, grabbing the legs of Kanyon and tries to turn him over for an Oblivion. Kanyon fights back with a few rights that sends Death Trap staggering back. Kanyon gets up and Death Trap moves forward but an atomic drop cuts him short. Death Trap hops around the ring and Kanyon hits him with a Kanyon Cutter!*
Cole: Kanyon Cutter!
King: Nobody betta!
*Kanyon is down, Death Trap is down and the referee begins his ten count. At six Kanyon is able to lift his head and get to look around, checking out his surroundings, he really isnt sure where he is. At eight he is close enough to Death Trap to drape an arm over as the referee gets ready to count. At nine, Kanyon drapes the shoulder and the referee begins to count. 1,2, Death Trap gets the shoulder up!*
Cole: Death Trap is putting a lot of heart into this match.
*After an out of nowhere Kanyon Cutter, Kanyon is taking his time climbing to his feet, Death Trap, taking his time getting up as well. Kanyon is first up and comes up beside Death Trap, setting him up for the Flatliner! Death Trap fires back with a few elbows to the gut and chest of Kanyon, releasing the grip. Much like Kanyon surprising Death Trap, Death Trap turns and surprises Kanyon in picking him up and quickly hitting a screwdriver!*
Cole: Oh my god!
King: Watch out for the neck!
*Kanyon, sprawled out across the mat as Death Trap is using the ropes to help himself up. Death Trap is up and stands up straight, calling Kanyon to his feet. Kanyon gets up and Death Trap comes up behind him hitting with a reverse tazplex, holds on for another, and a third! Death Trap goes for the cover 1...2...3!*
Winner: Death Trap
C
ole: Death Trap gets a shot at the Phoenix title at the XHF Birthday Show!
King: Nobody is betta than Kanyon though, NOOO!!!
*The ring crew begin to roll out a large red rug and place a nice royal looking chair in ring as The arena is in a silent hush as the starting guitar riffs from Stainds Price To Play hit the arena sound system as the XtremeTron flashes pictures from Rat Bastards more memorable moments here in the XHF. Suddenly the curtain is flipped up and Rat walks from behind it gazing out evilly into the crowd. bright flashes from strobe lights go off as Rat makes his way down the ramp. Slowly he climbs upon the outside of the apron, yelling at fans. Rat climbs into the ring still holding his gift box as he grabs a mic......*
Rat :"Ladies and Gents, This man needs no introduction, Get on your feet and give appreciation to the one, the Only, The man, the myth, the legend......MONGO THE DESTROYER."
*The crowd erupts into boos as The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large X above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he flicks off booing fans on his way to the ring*
*Rat shakes hands then hugs Mongo as the ushers Mongo to his royal chair in the ring.......*
Rat :"Now before i start giving you your gifts, I had the boys in the back put together a little video package for you.......something special, so just sit back and relax."
*The lights go out and the arena is pitch black for a second until the XtremeTron lights up and Stainds song "So Far Away" begins to softly play in the background.*
this is my life
its not what it was before
all these feelings Ive shared
and these are my dreams
that Id never lived before
somebody shake me
Cuz i
i must be sleeping
*The Xtreme XtremeTron begins showing clips of Mongo as a child and growing through the years, Picture of Mongo and Bongo hanging out back stage laughing and having a good time are shown. Mongo holding the XHF Worlds Title high in the air.*
now that we're here,
it's so far away
all the struggle we thought was in vain
all in the mistakes,
one life contained
they all finally start to go away
now that we're here its so far away
and i feel like i can face the day i can forgive
and Im not ashamed to be the person that i am today
*Picture of Mongo and Scorpion going at it recently for the XHF Championship are shown along with Mongo chokeslamming Scorpion and pinning him at Eve Of Destruction...*
these are my words
that Ive never said before
i think Im doing okay
and this is the smile
that Ive never shown before
somebody shake me Cuz i
i must be sleeping
*Rat and Mongo are shown fighting in the X*Crown tournament. The embracing in a hug and out drinking at a bar together.*
now that we're here,
it's so far away
all the struggle we thought was in vain
all in the mistakes,
one life contained
they all finally start to go away
now that we're here its so far away
and i feel like i can face the day i can forgive
and Im not ashamed to be the person that i am today
*Picture of each member of Mongo Corp giving Mongo gifts and shaking his hand are shown.....*
*The song then comes to an end and the light come back up to reveal a teary eyed Mongo.*
Rat :"Now thats something special......But i am not done yet.....Put it up on the XtremeTron."
*The XtremeTron lights up again and flashes Mongo Corp Owns You/Mongo Owns You. Mongo claps in approval.*
Rat :"So i bet you guessing what i got you.....I bet it has been running through your mind for the past week. Well the wait is over, Just gaze up there at the XtremeTron one more time and you will see it."
*Mongo and the crowd look up again at the flashing Mongo Corp Owns You/ Mongo Owns You logo. It begins to go faster and faster and finally stops reading....*
YOU DON'T OWN THE REVOLUTION.
*Mongo looks at Rat who pulls a small stun gum from the gist box and zaps Mongo who begins twitching....*
Rat :"Thats right fat ass, you don't own the Revolution. We own you. You stupid fat fucker. How can you have ever trusted me? You let a wolf into the hen house when you shook my hand."
*Rat continues to shock Mongo as Mr. X comes running down the ramp, until both Prodigy and Rancor suddenly hit him in the back with kendo sticks! They continue to beat on Mr. X, until Rat tells them to get into the ring. They walk down the ramp and slide into the ring and begin to send kendo stick shots to Mongo, as Rat points down at Mongo.*
Rat :"Is there a line between good and evil? Are we good for doing this to a man you hate? Are we evil for doing this to another man? You people have no fucking clue, just like this worthless fat ass here."
*Pulls Prodigy away as Rancor gets down and dips his hand into the bloody mess that is Mongos face, He rips Mongos shirt open and makes the trademark "R" upon the fat mans chest.....*
Rat :"Take fucking note......The Revolution is back mother fuckers......."
*Rat hands the mic to Prodigy.....*
Prodi :"The Absolute best have returned....."
*Prodi tosses the mic to the ground beside Rancor....*
Rancor :"And we Thank not only you Mongo.........we thank the people watching......for there sacrifice."
*Rage Against the Machines Guerilla Radio hits the sound system as Rat spits on Mongo and the Revolution head back through the crowd.......*
Cole: Holy shit!
King: The Revolution is back, I cant believe it! Holy shit!
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the familiar tune of "White America" by Eminem hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a blood red spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of the infamous "Kinetic Kollision Killers" duo themselves, Fury & Renegade appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, the two strut cockily on down the ramp to an onslaught of boos from the crowd. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on into the ring, both men set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, they climb down from their respective turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the inevitable emergence of their opponents.*
Cole: I still cant believe it
King: Quiet Cole, we have a match coming on.
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of the great Metallica themselves begin to echo throughout the building..*
"Motherfuckers got in my head,
Tried To Make Me Someone Else Instead..
(Chorus)..It's My World Now,..
It's MY World Now,..
It's My World NOW,..
..IT'S MY WORLDDD!!.."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet & going nuts as the chorus of Metallica's brand spanking new St. Anger album tune "My World" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage!! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of cheers from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd in front of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...*
King: Rage is such a loser.
Cole: The RWF!?
*Born Of a Broken Man by Rage Against The Machine plays as GD walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. Gd then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
King: Man, Gravedigger looks really strange.
Cole: Am I the only one shocked that the RWF is back together!?
Kinetic Kollision Killers vs. Rage and Gravedigger
*The two teams prepare quickly for the match. Gravedigger goes to the apron, as does Fury after a personalized handshake. Rage and Renegade lock up. Side headlock by Renegade who is pushed back into the ropes. They bounce off, Renegade-pushing Rage away. Rage bounces off the opposite side and pushes Renegade to the mat. Renegade is pushed again into his own corner. Rage chops him and whips him into his own. The tag is made to Gravedigger. He comes into the ring and joins Rage in stomping on their opponent before Rage is ordered to the apron. Gravedigger softens Renegade up with a right hand combo, with a swinging left knocking him down 1- 2-kick out. Front facelock by Gravedigger. Renegade tries to struggle out but is hit with a suplex. As his back is turned Renegade gets to his feet and attacks him from behind. but Gravedigger turns around and clotheslines his attacker quickly. Tag to Rage. Gravedigger hits another suplex, this time with Renegade landing on Rages awaiting knee. Another cover 1-2 kick out. Renegade is picked up by the head and hit into the corner again. Rage takes a step back and runs into a powerslam by Renegade, sending him into the turnbuckle back first. Both men go down, and Renegade crawls to make the tag. Gravedigger is angry on the apron, and bends over to tag himself in. He jumps the ropes and dashes over to Renegade, pulling him into the center of the ring by his leg. It is slammed into the mat as Fury has had enough. He bursts into the ring, taking Gravedigger down with a clothesline. He travels over to Rage and hits a German suplex. He starts to beat back on Gravedigger as the ref stands between them and forces Fury back onto the apron. Once there Fury sticks his arm out, waiting for the tag. Renegade crawls again, and Gravedigger stands. Gravedigger approaches Renegade, but once lifted by him, Renegade jumps and hits an enziguri.*
Cole: Gravedigger is acting really different.
*Finding himself on the ground again Renegade crawls another few feet and reaches up, getting the tag. Fury hits a back body drop on the incoming Gravedigger. A right hand follows, and Gravedigger is whipped into the ropes. Gravedigger reverses, and catches Fury on the return with a crossbody 1-2-kick out. A shoulder barge takes Gravedigger down, and Fury jumps up onto the turnbuckle to hit a flying clothesline. He does so, and covers 1 2 kick out. Neckbreaker to Gravedigger. Fury taunts Rage on the apron, and hooks in the figure four-leg lock. Gravedigger screams for help, and it comes in the form of Rage running in and stomping Furys face. The hold is released, and as Fury nurses his head Rage is tagged in. Double face first front suplex by Rage and Gravedigger. Fury reels from the impact and Rage covers 1-2-kick out. Sitout powerbomb by Rage 1 2 kick out. Rage sets up for the double arm DDT, but his legs are taken out. Fury drops the elbow but the cover doesnt get a count. Firemans carry by Fury, but Rage floats out of the DVD attempt. Fury turns to face him and Rage just rolls out of the ring. The referee leans over, telling him to get back in while Gravedigger enters the ring and hits Furys head onto the ropes with a chair. As Gravedigger retreats Rage follows the ref's orders and re-enters. Pulling Fury off of the ropes, Rage applies the front facelock, and hits the double arm DDT, and then gets hit with a flying elbow from Renegade! The ref again has to force a competitor out of the ring and he as to start the ten count 1 2 3 4 5 6 Rage gets to his feet. Renegade swings over the ropes, hitting him in the back of his head causing him to go down and the ref to restart the count. This time Fury is first to feet. Gravedigger comes through the ropes and runs at him, but is back dropped over the top, taking a nasty bump to the outside padding. Renegade is tagged in, and Rage is lifted up onto his shoulders. Fury hits the Burning Cross and Renegade gets the cover 1-2- foot on the ropes!*
Cole: Great ring presence by Rage!
*At this point, Matt Hicks and Jennifer Dream are running down the ramp! Fury gets out of the ring and clotheslines Hicks down, and begins to stomp on him. Renegade is confused at what just happened, and stands in the near shouting at Hicks as Gravedigger slowly creeps up from behind. Gravedigger turns him around and kicks him in the stomach, and then sets him up and hits the Sky High! The referee gets Fury off of Hicks, as Gravedigger makes the cover! The referee slides into the ring and begins the count, when all of a sudden Rage breaks up the cover!*
Cole and King: RAGE!?
*Rage grins, and then begins to stomp on Gravedigger! Rage lifts Gravedigger up and kicks him in the stomach, and then hits the Stunner! Gravedigger is knocked out in the center of the ring, as Rage then places Renegade over Gravedigger! The referee starts the count, 1-2-3!*
Winners: The Kinetic Kollision Killers
Cole: What the hell!?
*Matt Hicks slowly slides into the ring and looks at Renegade and Rage, who is suddenly smiling at each other. Matt Hicks is confused at what to do at first, but then joins in on the assault on Gravedigger! The crowd erupts with boos, as Torrie gets into the ring and hands Rage a microphone.*
Rage : Muahahahaha, SO, you morons really all actually thought I had somehow changed over these past 3 months or so didn't ya?..
*Sudden relentless boos amongst the crowd over all they've witnessed thus far, and especially over this latest comment from Rage..*
Cole: I hate that Muahahahaha thing.
King: Me too.
Rage : Yeah, that's right asswhipes I know ya all did, but quite frankly I've got some news for you all, I NEVER truly changed! I mean yeah, sure I may have "appeared" to have become this seemingly honest, fan-loving man on the outside for so long now, but goddamnit on the inside I've simply been putting on a hoax and merely biding my time until this, the moment of truth could truly arrive upon us all once more....because you see folks, truth be told then when I said last week I had left to re-find the "old me" during my absence last month, well let's just say I meant the OTHER, ORIGINAL me, the "me" who would stop at nothing short of screwing his own partner here tonight to get what he wants around this lousy little hellhole of a city!
*While Rage just then puts a cocky foot over the still-limp body of Gravedigger, a massive upsurgance occurs of the classic "Rage Sucks" chants heard on so many various occasions over the years here in the XHF*
Cole: I guess the crowd hates Rage now.
King: Im confused.
Rage : HEY, shut the living hell up when I'm tryin to talk to you sorry little ingrates! NOW, as I was SAYING before being sooo rudely interrupted there, then of course I didn't just come here tonight to reveal the current state of my inner feelings to you all, oh hell no, but foremost I came here tonight seeking to deliver a brief, but fulfilling glimpse of the future itself to you all...now uh, now as you can all see here, there's now not only my gorgeous wife Torrie and Ms. Dream surrounding me here in the ring, but of course three other great XHF prospects in my cousin Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks, my brother Fury, and his tag-team partner in crime the great Renegade, but of course they're all standing where they are for good reason...yes, good reason that shall, dare I say, take the form of my 2nd huge and earth-shattering announcement in this one week. SO, that said then without any bit of further adieu, since you now know the guys, I'd like to officially introduce you to the unified force they and I shall come to make whole here tonight, a well-known force known simply as....The Brotherhood...
Cole: First the RWF and now The Brotherhood!?
King: Vintage XHF BABY!
Rage : Oh yes you damn straight XHF world, and furthermore trust me when I say that this new, improved version of The Brotherhood shall end up nothing like the inferior one you had to bear witness to before, this version will be ruthless, gutless, and conniving as never before in our efforts to
obliterate anyone, and everyone in our line of fire! And oh yeah, last, but not least my foolish little "Ragiacs", considering how every great leader around here needs an equal to help him succeed in his conquests, let us Brotherhooders just conclude here tonight by also introducing the 5th, final member of our little "deathsquad" to the world...well yeah, I mean I think you'd all know the guy fairly well after the illustrious impact this deadly XHF Icon of a man has made throughout this week in his triumphant return, so at this point please turn your eyes upward toward that XtremeTron as we proudly present you all with........REAK!!!!!!!!!
*Just then, above on the XtremeTron itself Rage's visions become a cold, cruel reality of sadistic proportions as indeed the face of the awesome Reak DOES appear with a simple smirk across his face!*
Cole: Reak in the Brotherhood!?
King: Man he needs to do something with his hair.
*And sure enough, following this latest shocker of a message to all viewers here tonight, Rage swiftly tosses down his mic and, as apparently the official new "Brotherhood Theme" of "Unstable" by Adema starts fiercely up, Reak's pic above fades slowly away as meanwhile all 6 individuals make their way cockily from the ring and on the ramp the back, along the way bypassing a large group of EMTs who now currently make their way straight down the ramp & to the ring itself to assess the downed Gravedigger's unknown condition...*
King: Which is bigger, The Brotherhood or the RWF?
Cole: RWF, because theyre bastards.
*The screen comes on, revealing Reeshi, staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship high in the air after allowing Destruction and Reak to taste defeat and become the XHF Champion. It then goes to Reeshi and Rhein raising each others hands in the middle of the ring, followed by a shot of Reeshi in the Annihilation Complex and the final one is a bloodied Reeshi staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship above his head. The new clips begin to play as the tune of "Fear" by Disturbed once again hits the speakers and the clips begin to switch back and forth over and over again, getting quicker and quicker until you cant make out what is happening in either of the clips. The clips become a blur and is followed by the screen become static. A beam of light, seemingly dropping from the rafter strikes the screen, which causes a severe glow through the arena. Suddenly an explosion goes off on top of the stage and the chorus of Fear begins to play which allows the glow to slowly fade as shadows begin to crawl throughout the smoke left behind by the explosions. Through the smoke walks Reeshi, the. Reeshi walks down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up onto the middle turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air, taunting the booing fans. He lowers his arms and steps down into the middle of the ring, waiting for his opponent.*
Cole: Reeshi has no respect for anybody, and it makes me sick!
*Awake by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly separates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He reaches back and pulls out a long black bag, obviously the object he wanted to test out. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope, dropping the bag to the outside. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin.*
King: Mr. X tasted what the RWF could do for the first time.
Cole: And it probably wont be the last
Reeshi vs. Mr. X.
*Mr. X points towards Reeshi, Reeshi smiling back and Mr. X walks into the middle of the ring with Reeshi, staring nose to nose with him. Reeshi, not backing up at all, is seemingly laughing in the face of Mr. X. Mr. X fires a right hand at Reeshi but Reeshi hardly reacts before sending a right hand back towards Mr. X. A second right hand has Mr. X staggering about forcing him back into the corner. Reeshi drives the boots into the stomach of Mr. X, sending him into a sitting position, and firing the boots at the chest. Reeshi then picks up Mr. X, upright in the corner and begins to drive his shoulder into the rib area of Mr. X, taking the air right out of him.*
Cole: Nice shot to the ribs taking the air out of Mr. X.
*Mr. X staggers out of the corner and Reeshi whips him across into the far turnbuckle. Mr. X hits the corner hard and as he staggers out, Reeshi comes through with a vicious clothesline! Mr. X goes straight down into the mat but is able to quickly bounce right back up, Reeshi though continues the attack. Mr. X gets to his feet and as he does, Reeshi locks his arms around the waist of Mr. X and delivers a German Suplex with authority!*
Cole: Beautiful german suplex by Reeshi!
King: That was nice.
*Mr. X hits the mat with such impact that he flips over onto his stomach. Reeshi climbs right back up to his feet as Mr. X gets to his knees and begins to crawl around looking for the ropes to help himself up. Reeshi however gets to him before he can get to the ropes. He helps Mr. X to his feet himself and then whips him into the ropes. As he comes back, Reeshi takes him down with a powerslam! He hangs on for the cover, 1,2, Mr. X gets his foot on the ropes.*
Cole: Mr. X might not have been in the XHF for long, but he sure knows what to do in situations.
*Reeshi, staying on the attack picks up Mr. X once again. Reeshi, sets his head between his legs, lifting Mr. X and slamming him down with a powerbomb. Reeshi again goes for the cover but this time Mr. X is again able to get the shoulder up. Reeshi, again staying on the attack but is growing noticeably frustrated at this point. He picks up Mr. X and signals to the crowd that its over as he sets him on his shoulders and drives him down to the mat with the Oreeshinator! Reeshi goes for the cover but picks up Mr. X after the two, telling the referee that he wants to punish him!*
Cole: Reeshi wants to do the same thing he did to Joey Ryan at Decimation!
*Reeshi picks up Mr. x and sends him into the ropes, Mr. X comes back and slides under the legs of Reeshi. Reeshi turns around and gets caught with a boot to the head from Mr. X, Reeshi staggers into the ropes and as he comes back, Mr. X locks his hands around the throat of Reeshi! Mr. X picks him up and slams him down to the mat with a chokeslam!*
King: Did you see that!? Mr. X chokeslammed Reeshi!
Cole: Only in America!
*Mr. X lay on the mat as Reeshi is already rolling over and climbing to his feet. Reeshi is up as Mr. X gets to his knees. He staggers into the ropes and comes back with a knee to the head that knocks Mr. X staggering to his feet. Reeshi comes forward but Mr. X drops him with a spinebuster! Mr. X then begins to climb to the top. He looks to be going for the Xpress but Reeshi is up and trips up Mr. X, leaving him straddling the top rope! Reeshi turns him around and comes off the top with the Highway to Hell!*
Cole: My god that move is sick.
*Reeshi stands right up and stares down at Mr. X who for a moment is laying, looking to be out cold in the middle of the ring but he quickly begins to move and Reeshi stands there, stalking and staring at him as he climbs to his feet. Mr. X gets to his feet and slowly turns around only to receive a boot to the midsection. Reeshi hooks the arms and drives Mr. X into the mat with a Coral Reesh. He rolls him over 1...2...Reeshi pulls Mr. X off the mat again!!*
Cole: What is Reeshi trying to prove?
King: That hes the better man.
*Reeshi picks up Mr. X and kicks him in the gut once again. The fans in the arena are once again booing relentlessly towards Reeshi who is more intent on punishing Mr. X then winning the match. Reeshi again hooks the arms and drives him into the mat with a second Coral Reesh! The referee tells Reeshi to make a cover and thats what causes Reeshi to not go for the cover. Reeshi gets up and gets into the face of the referee as Mr. X rolls out of the ring. After a brief word Reeshi grabs the referee by the collar and puts his head between his legs, hes going for a Coral Reesh on the referee!*
Cole: Not the referee!
King: This is great!
*Meanwhile on the outside Mr. X has reached into the bag and pulls out a two by four completely wrapped in barbwire! He slides into the ring and drives the two by four right across the back of Reeshi! Reeshi jolts straight up and grabs his back in pain as the referee calls for a bell. No decision is made as Reeshi put his hands on the referee and Mr. X used barbwire. Mr. X takes a step back and looks to be going for the head of Reeshi but Reeshi ducks and slides out of the ring.*
Ring Announcer: the winner of this match, as the result of a disqualification, Reeshi!
Cole: Holy shit!
King: Man, holy shit is the word of the night.
*Mr. X yells out towards Reeshi before turning around a slight moment looking for a verdict from the referee and as he does, Reeshi slides back into the ring. Mr. X turns back around and gets ready to swing at Reeshi with the barbwire but Reeshi strikes first with a kick to the gut causing Mr. X to drop the barbwire. Reeshi hooks his arms and delivers a huge Coral Reesh, a third one from Reeshi, this one, right on top of the barbwire!*
King: Damn Reeshi is the man tonight.
*Reeshi rolls Mr. X over, blood dripping from the back of Reeshi after the barbwire ripped the flesh, Mr. X on the other hand is busted open across the forehead and Reeshi pounces on it. Sitting over top of Mr. X, Reeshi begins driving right hands right into the open wound of Mr. X! Reeshi has again lost it as he continues to drive right hands into the wound of Mr. X! Referees flooding the ring pulls Reeshi off of Mr. X, Reeshi turning in anger kicking the bottom turnbuckle. Reeshi however steps out of the ring and backs his way up the ramp with a look in his eyes and a smile on his face!*
Cole: Reeshi is sick!
King: But he is still great.
*The lights in the arena dim, before turning into complete darkness. Suddenly, over the speakers comes a voice..."It's Damn True!". The music of Kurt Angle "Medal" begins to blare throughout the arena, a mixed reaction from the crowd is given off as Angle makes his way onto the stage, wearing a McDonalds t-shirt. He stands...almost frozen, before throwing his arms up with his index fingers pointed towards the sky. The red, white, and blue pyro rise from the ground into the air in an array of color. The gold medallist makes his way to the ring, still with the same mixed reactions...he climbs into the ring and does his signature twirl in the ring. He takes off his warm-up jacket and tear-away pants, and then he waits in the corner...for his partner. "Walk" by Pantera hits and the fans get to their feet and the pyros explode, Rob Van Dam makes his way out from behind the curtain and walks with an arrogant posture towards the ring, also wearing a McDonalds t-shirt. He slides under the bottom rope and as they announce "Rob Van Dam" he does his signature, "ROB-VAN-DAM" taunt, and spin kick. He gets on the top rope and taunts the fans, and continues his thumb taunts. He continues to play to the crowd while waiting for his opponents.*
King: Decoy must be pissed off.
*The arena lights dim as the voice of 50 Cent is heard over the PA "Venom, you know you and Decoy are my favorite wrestlers right?" and shortly after "Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent and Eminem begins to play over the PA. As the word "Explode" sounds in the beginning of the song fire pyros shoot from the stage and as the die down Venom and Decoy emerge from behind the curtain to a fairly good ovation from the crowd. Venom reaches back and grabs the hand of Tracy Brooks and pulls her from behind the curtain to an even bigger ovation from the crowd. Decoy and Venom talk strategy as they walk down the ramp and Teo "The Hired Gun" chases after then they continue down the ramp and slide in the ring. They each go to opposite corners and climb to the top posing to the crowd as Tracy poses in the center of the ring along with Teo. Venom and Decoy then meet in there corner and prepare for there match as Teo and Tracy exit the ring.*
Cole: Here are the Tag Team Champions.
XHF Tag Team Championship
Points Of Authority vs. The Kinetic Power Trip w/Tracy Brooks and Teo
*Decoy and Angle start off the match with right and lefts, until Angle ducked a clothesline attempt into a neckbreaker. Angle then made an early cover, for a quick kick out. Angle then scooped Decoy and then Angle knocked a standing Decoy with a dropkick. Angle made the cover again, but Venom broke up the cover. Angle then picked Decoy up again, and tagged in RVD. RVD kicked Decoy in the gut, and then suplexed him. He floated over and made the cover, but Decoy kicked out. RVD then picked Decoy up, but Decoy poked him in the eyes, and then hit a falling reverse DDT.*
Cole: Nice move by Decoy.
*Decoy made the cover, but surprisingly RVD kicked out. Decoy then finally tagged in his partner, Venom, who stomped on RVD. Venom then blatantly choked RVD, until the referee forced him to break it. Venom punched RVD in the forehead a couple of times, and then picked him up. Venom applied a reverse headlock, and kneed RVD in the gut. Venom then threw RVD into the ropes and went for a clothesline, but RVD ducked and hit the ropes again and got hit with a spinning wheel kick. Venom made the cover, RVD kicked out. Angle then mocked the crowd, as Venom tagged in Decoy. Decoy then grabbed RVDs neck and stretched it out. RVD screamed in pain, as Decoy pulled harder. RVD then started getting up, and Decoy was pulling him back down, which wasnt good for his neck. RVD then was able to pick Decoy up on his back, and when he did, he locked him in a standing tarantula!*
Cole: What an innovating move!
*RVD then went walking to his corner, with Decoy still on his back! Angle then made the tag, and went to the top, and hit a clothesline! Venom then got in the ring, and speared RVD out of the ring. Venom then grabbed Angles head, and slammed his head into the mat with a DDT! RVD then pulled Venom out of the ring, and then threw him into the ring steps. Decoy then slowly made the cover, but when he was RVD went to the top rope, and at two, RVD flew and delivered a leg drop into the back of Decoys neck! Decoy then held his neck, as Angle made the cover, only for it to be broken up by Venom. Venom and RVD then brawled outside the ring, as Decoy and Angle got on their feet and fought inside the ring. Angle ran to the ropes, as Decoy hit a tilt-a-whirl slam. Decoy made the cover, but Angle kicked out. In the ramp area, Venom was spin-kicked, and the picked up and hit a Death Valley driver to Venom on the steel ramp!*
King: AAAHHH!!!
*As Venom was out, Decoy kneed Angle in the stomach. Decoy set Angle up for a Immovable, but RVD jumped on the apron, to cause Decoy to let go of Angle. Decoy ran and knocked RVD down the apron and then walked back with his eyes still on RVD, right into an Angle Slam! Angle hooks the leg, but Decoy gets a shoulder up! Angle looked shocked at the crowd, and then lifted Decoy up once again. Kurt Angle set Decoy up for a Angle Slam again. Kurt Angle lifts him up once again, Decoy floats over and grabs Angles arm and turns him around and hits the Wall!*
Cole: The Wall!
*Decoy makes the cover as RVD tries to get in the ring, but Venom is finally up and grabs him by his ankle! The referee starts the count, 1-2-3!*
Winner and still XHF Tag Team Champions: The Kinetic Power Trip
Cole: And The Power Trip retain!
King: Who the hell is that running down the ramp?
*Decoy sits up and holds his arms in victory, when out of nowhere Charlie Velez runs and hits him in the back of the head with the Junior Heavyweight Championship! Decoy falls face first into the mat, as Venom finally lets go of RVD and gets into the ring. Christopher Daniels is running down the ramp and slides into the ring and begins to stomp on Venom. Christopher Daniels lifts Venom up and sets him between his legs and hooks his arms, and then lifts him up and spins him in 180 degrees and hits the Angel Wings!*
Cole: Venom is out!
*Tracy Brooks slides into the ring and runs to Charlie Velez and knocks him down with a tilt-a-whirl head scissors! Charlie flips over as Tracy taunts for Christopher Daniels to turn around, as Annette slowly climbs into the ring! She gets behind Tracy and applies a reverse front facelock, and then hits a Side Effect! Christopher Daniels turns around and smiles, and then grabs Tracy by her hair and sets her on his shoulders!*
Cole: Shes just a woman!
King: Come on Daniels, this is too far.
*The crowd boos, but Christopher Daniels spins her so she lands on her feet, and then hits The Last Rites! The crowd erupts with boos, as Charlie Velez pushes himself up and looks at Tracy. Annette continues to talk trash to her fallen sister, as the camera fades with Grace Personified holding their arms up in the air.*
Martyr :"So this is your big night, Huh Boss?"
Mongo smiles.....
Mongo :"You got that right, I cant wait to see all the great things you guys got me."
*Martyr reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out an envelope....*
Martyr :"Here ya go boss, me and the Mini ones got this for you."
*Mongos eyes get big as he snatches the envelope from Martyr. He quickly rips it open.....*
Mongo :"A $2000 GIFT CERTIFACTE TO PIMPS-R-US? YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!! THANKS FELLAS!"
*Just then Lance Storm walks by carrying a brown paper bag.....*
Lance :"If i could be serious for a moment."
Mongo :"Sure you can, as long as what you have in that bag is for me. It is my appreciation night after all."
Lance :"It is, it shows my appreciation for you."
*Lance hands the bag over and Mongo pulls out a bottle of Maple Syrup......*
Mongo :"Maple syrup......thanks....."
Lance :"Thats REAL Canadian maple syrup.....Only the best for you boss."
*Mongo smiles and waits for Lance to turn his head, as he dose Mongo throws the syrup into a trashcan....*
Mongo :"Whose next? Mr. X!!! What do you have for me?"
*Mr. X slowly walks up to Mongo and hands him a slip of paper, Mongo looks at it cock eyed.....*
Mr. X :"Its good for one free oil change on your limo, it has been running rough as of late."
Mongo :"Thanks buddy......I always wanted an oil change."
*Just then Rat walks by holding a small nicely wrapped gift box.....*
Mongo :"Yes, the moment i have been waiting all week for! Give it to me Rat!"
*Rat smiles......*
Rat :"No, no, no......This is to be done in the ring.....with just the two of us.....There is more then just this little thing."
Mongo :"Come on Rat....Everyone else gave me theres already."
Rat :"Now, now Mongo......Patience."
*Rat turns and walks out the door.*
King: This is great Cole!
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "The Sky Is Falling" by Queens Of The Stone Age is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back, wearing a long black trench coat and black sunglasses, and the XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder, with Annette behind him. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
"The sky is falling
Human race that we run
It left me crawling
Staring straight at the sun
Only a moment I notice
Every dog has his day
I paid attention
Cost me so much to today"
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and looks around, and goes to the ring steps. He climbs up the steps and looks around at the crowd, and then gets into the ring. Charlie holds the bottom and second rope for Annette to get into the ring. Charlie Velez then walks to the closest turnbuckle and climbs up to the second rope, and taunts to the crowd. They boo, but Charlie Velez jumps off, once his feet hit the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. He gets a cocky smile on his face, as Annette stands next to him waiting for her opponent.*
King: Woo! I love puppies.
Cole: This is Annettes first ever match, and shes facing her sister.
*Light red and pink lights fill the stage as Cold's "Stupid Girl" begins to play. The lights begin to flicker along with the song as Tracy Brooks emerges from behind the curtain to a decent pop from the fans, when suddenly Venom emerges from the back. The pop gets louder from the male section of the crowd as she blows a kiss out to the crowd before heading down the ramp and rolling in the ring. She next moves to the center of the ring and raises her arms in the air as two Pyros shoot out from the corner turnbuckles behind her and the song dies out. Venom slowly walks down the ramp and gets into the ring, staring at Charlie Velez and Annette.*
King: This isnt fair Cole, Annette isnt a wrestler!
Cole: Destruction made the match King.
Annette w/The Future Charlie Velez vs. Tracy Brooks w/Venom
*Annette and Charlie are talking to each other, as Venom pumps Tracy up. Venom and Tracy share a kiss and Venom heads out of the ring, as Annette and Charlie do the same, leaving Annette and Tracy in the ring by themselves. The two walk up to each other and tie up, and Annette gets Tracy in a headlock. She works on the neck of her sister Tracy, but Tracy pushes her to the ropes and knocks Annette down with a clothesline. Tracy makes the cover, but Annette is able to kick out, as Tracy gets up and stomps on her sister. Tracy Brooks lifts Annette up to her feet and chops her in the chest, sending her into a corner. Tracy sends boots into the stomach of Annette, then grabs her by the hair and applies a front facelock. Tracy gets Annette is a suplex position, but then sets her onto the top rope. Tracy begins to climb up to the second rope, but Annette slaps her sister across the face! Tracy is now wobbling on the second rope and Annette goes for a forearm , but Tracy blocks it and hits a forearm of her own. Charlie is worried and walks up to them from the outside, but before he can do anything Tracy Brooks jumps off the second rope and knocks Charlie down with a Plancha!*
King: Wow!
Cole: Tracy just knocked down our Junior Heavyweight Champion!
Annette slowly gets off the third turnbuckle, as Tracy begins to pound on a rising Charlie. Charlie pushes her off, as Annette gets out of the ring and grabs her sister by the hair. She lifts Tracy Brooks up, and throws her head first into the ring steps! Tracy rolls over and holds her head, while Annette stomps on her stomach. Annette lifts Tracy up by the hair and rolls her into the ring, and then follows and makes the cover. Tracy kicks out before the count of three, which angers Annette. Annette grabs the hair of Tracy once again, but this time she begins to bang her head against the mat! Annette once again makes the cover, but Tracy kicks out again. Annette lifts Tracy up and kicks her in the stomach bending Tracy over, while Annette runs to the ropes and lifts a knee. Tracy stands up barely able to stand on her feet, as Annette lifts her leg and drives it across the chest of Tracy! Tracy falls down as Annette makes another cover, but once again Tracy kicks out!*
Cole: Annette is pretty impressive tonight.
King: And hot.
*Annette lifts Tracy up in anger, as she whips her to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Tracy ducks. She bounces off the other ropes and hits Annette with a Tilt-a-whirl head scissors! Annette rolls over to her feet surprised on what just happened and turns to Tracy, but gets caught in a hurricanrana! Tracy hooks both of the legs of Annette to make the cover, but before the referees hand comes down for a three Charlie Velez slides into the ring and breaks up the cover! The referee rings the bell awarding the match to Tracy Brooks!*
Winner by Disqualification: Tracy Brooks
Cole: God damn that Charlie!
*Charlie is in the ring and begins to stomp on Tracy, when all of a sudden Venom slides into the ring and spears Charlie down! The two begin to trade blows as the referee tries to break them apart. Christopher Daniels runs down the ramp and hits Venom from behind, while Decoy runs from the crowd and gets into the ring and attacks Christopher Daniels! The two begin to trade blows, as Charlie Velez climbs up to his feet and hits Venom across the face with a fist, cutting Venom open below the lip. Grace Personified and The Kinetic Power Trip continue to fight, as a bunch of road agents and officials run down the ramp to try and break it up. For a moment the two teams work together, taking down all the road agents and officials, and then go back to attacking each other!*
Cole: My god King, its chaos!
King: Only in the XHF!
Cole: The fireworks are going in this arena for the Fourth of July!
*Annette and Tracy are now at each others throat as road agents finally get control of the fighting, holding Grace Personified and The Kinetic Power Trip apart. Violent words are traded between the two teams, as the road agents take them all to the back.*
King: Man, The Kinetic Power Trip and Grace Personified hate each other!
Cole: No, Venom and Charlie Velez hate each other, Decoy and Christopher Daniels are just defending their partners.
*The lights go out in the arena. The CKY logo flashes on the Xtreme XtremeTron, and the people cheer. They wait to see who is coming out. The opening to Quite Bitter Beings by CKY begins to play. It echoes throughout the stands and hallways. A spot light flashes over the entrance of the Xtreme XtremeTron. Out come 4 guys going their separate ways spreading across the Xtreme XtremeTron stage. They put down some firecrackers, and light them off. They pop like crazy, and out comes Brandon Taylor in a giant shopping cart, holding a sparkler in his hand. He rolls down the ramp, and rams straight into the ring. He cart shoots him forward over the top rope and onto the mat. He dusts himself off, and takes off his helmet. He then looks out to the crowd, and waves at them. He walks over to the turnbuckle, and rests his helmet down on it. He then unzips his jump suit, and appears just to be a normal guy in normal clothes.*
Cole: That was . . . interesting . . .
*Suddenly, the arena lights begin to flicker on and off and as the crowd rises to it's feet immediately in anticipation, the daunting "Calm Like A Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine hits the PA as the XHF's own "Hellraiser Heartthrob" of ALLL the ladies himself, the great Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks then emerges from behind the curtain with the gorgeous Jennifer Dream by his side! Thereafter, once finished making their way on down the ramp to a chorus of supportive cheers, this highly-touted new XHF Cruiserweight then finishes making his way on up the ring steps, leaving the elegant Jennifer to continue cheering him on from below now. Once inside the ring moments later, he proceeds to lean over toward the ropes and taunt off momentarily to this entire sellout crowd joining us here tonight.*
King: Woo! I love hot women!
Brandon Taylor vs. Matt Hellraizer Hicks winner gets shot at European Title
*Both men start off circling each other. Both cruiserweights bounce off the ropes and meet in the center of the ring and both men hit the mat. They roll up and grapple. Hellraizer sends Taylor to the corner. He hits a few knife-edge chops before being reversed into the corner himself. Taylor starts kicking him in the gut and then on the fourth kick he climbs to the middle rope and hits a jump kick to the head.*
King: These two cruiserweights should provide a highflying match for us.
*Hellraizer is up and starts exchanging punches with Taylor. Hellraizer bounces off the ropes and hits a neckbreaker. Taylor stands but is greeted with a dropkick. He stands but is once again hit by a flipping lariat. He tries two more times but both times is met with a dropkick. Taylor slowly stands and is whipped off the ropes. He ducks a clothesline but on the return gets caught with a spinning wheel kick. Hellraizer whips him hard into the corner and he pops out from the impact. He falls to a sit in the center of the ring. Hellraizer hits two spinning kicks hen backs up. He charges and connects with a Shining Wizard. Taylor rolls out of the ring. Hellraizer leaps to the top and leaps outside with a springboard cross body block but Taylor ducks and Hellraizer hits the barricade hard. Taylor rolls into the ring and catches his breath.*
Cole: Well needed break being taken.
King: Brandon Taylor has time to recover while Hellraizer is outside recovering.
*Hellraizer stands but Brandon Taylor leaps out with a slingshot cross body. Both men are slow to stand. Taylor is first up and tries to whip Hellraizer but gets reversed and goes shoulder first into the ring steps. Hellraizer grabs his head and slams it into the ring post. He slides into the ring and waits against the opposite rope. Taylor starts to climb up as Hellraizer charges. He sees it and leaps to the top and over him. Hellraizer hits the ropes and is greeted by a clothesline. Taylor goes to the top rope and hits a 69ing. Hellraizer is down. Taylor pins. Matt Hicks gets the shoulder up at 2. Hellraizer goes to the top for a double ax handle but is greeted on the way down with a dropkick in midair. After a few seconds both men are up. Taylor runs off the rope but gets a drop toehold. He ends up in the ropes. Hellraizer taunts to the crowd for a huge pop and hits a massive 6-1-9. He goes up top and hits The Enlightenment. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!*
Winner: Matt Hellraizer Hicks
Cole: And Hicks gets the win!
*Sigillum Diaboli by HIM hits the speakers as the lights turn into a purple faze going from dark to bright while smoke starts to slowly emerge from the stage. The XtremeTron shows Blade doing multiple moves such as The Rebeliser and the Blade Breaker.*
I can't see as I'm facing your pitiful lies..
Don't have the strength to carry your heavy load of life..
Then, massive Kane like Purple Pyros explode forward off the XtremeTron and up out of the stage. A dark image of a person can be made out through the smoke..
I'm your Christ to die on you!!
I just woke up for hers and you know it as well as I do!!
*The man walks forward out of the smoke and it is revealed as Blade. He stands there and head bangs and looks around at the booing crowd as the smoke fades. He smirks and begins to walk down the ramp, banging his head.*
I can't see through your eyes, bring your tears on me..
I will live the body for your shoulder just have to killing!!
*Blade gets to the bottom of the ramp and slides under the bottom rope.*
I'm your Christ to die on you!!
I just woke up for hers and you know it as well as I do!!"
*Blade climbs up onto the turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air..*
Oh as well as I do..
Oh as well as I do..
Just as well as I do..
Oh as well as I do..
Oh as well as I do!!!
*Despite the boos from the crowd, he gets lots of camera flashes. He jumps off the turnbuckle backwards and walks over to the opposite turnbuckle and climbs on it and raises his arms in the air.*
So I'm your Christ to die on you
I just woke up for hers and you know it as well as I do!!
Blade lowers his arms and still stands on it and just smirks. He slightly head bangs to the music, as well as the crowd.
So I'm your Christ to die on you
I just woke up for hers and you know it as well as I do!!
Blade slowly climbs off the turnbuckle and walks around the ring and taunts the crowd
Oh, so you've come from above
and you say you want to
and I kill myself for your love
I'm killing myself for you! Yes you!!
*Blade begins to head bang hard again. The music fades to an end and the lights go to normal.*
Cole: Uh, nice entrance.
King: Confused the hell out of me.
*Then the lights begin flashing as the generic XHF music begins playing, and Evolution walks out to face crowd. He does his taunt, and walks down the ramp to the ring, sliding in.*
Announcer: Tonight's match up has been named with a last minute special stipulation. A Special Referee has been named for this match. Now announcing the referee...
*Before he can say the name, the opening riffs of "Fireproof" by Pillar hits the XtremeTron, as the crowd turns to complete and solid boos. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of him as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entranceway, where Diamond now stands, head down, with a black and white referee shirt. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring. He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with boos. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out.*
Cole: What part does Diamond have in this match?
Blade vs. Evolution
*The bell rings as Evolution runs towards Blade, ducks under his attempted clothesline, and hits him with a quick cross body block, rolling right off of him to his feet afterwards. He hits a quick dropkick to Blade's head, and then waits for Blade to get to his feet. When Blade does, he runs at Blade again, only to get powerslammed to the mat, hard. Blade begins landing hard right fists to Evolution head, eventually throwing in a elbow from time to time, until the ref breaks it up.*
Cold: Hey, Diamond is officiating pretty well here.
*He picks up Evolution, and Irish Whips him to the ropes, putting him in a front headlock while signaling for The Rebelizer. He pulls Evolution up into the air, but Evolution flips right over, locking in a Tazzmission-type move, until Blade backs up into the ropes, breaking the hold. Blade then hits a quick reverse kick to the face of Evolution, downing him real quick so Blade can catch his breath.*
King: What a kick!
Cole: You know some teeth must be knocked out there.
*Blade turns around as Evolution is getting up, and pulls Evolution in for a powerbomb, picking him up and powerbombing him straight out the damn ring! His body bounces off the padded ringside floor! Blade climbs to the top rope, and signals for a Fury Flip, which he connects on Evolution to the outside of the ring! Blade rolls off Evolution, and both men are down. Diamond begins the ten count, but Blade notices this, and uses his last strength to pick himself up, and roll Evolution back into the ring, going for a pin. Diamond hammers out a two count, before Evolution gets a shoulder up.*
Cole: Evolution is giving his all in this match.
*Blade pulls Evolution up, and begins hammering him in the head with srong forearms. He then pulls Evolution in for a Spinebuster, but Evolution changes it into a flapjack, dropkicking Blade away from him. Evolution pulls himself up by the turnbuckle, and climbs up to the second rope, until Diamond hits him with a low blow! Evolution hits the floor holding his groin, as Blade comes to his feet, a bit confused. He was wondering why there was a special referee in the first place, and he was starting to understand why.*
Cole: Diamond helping Blade?
King: Who would have thunk it!?
*Blade picks up Evolution, and signals for The Rebelizer, planting him to the mat. He pins Evolution, and Diamond slaps out a three count, or he was about to until he stopped the three count, apparently forgetting the third number in the sequence. Blade gets up, furious and begins shouting at Diamond. Diamond holds up his hands, explaining apologetically, but he shoves Blade out the way after a few seconds, hitting Evolution with a Super Kick as he tried to jump Blade from behind. Diamond then shouts out three words that made a few people in the crowd mark out, as they knew what he meant.*
Diamond: THE BLADE BREAKER!
*Blade grinned sadistically, and picked up Evolution, pulling him up for a powerbomb. Evolution body fell back limply, and Blade nodded. What do you have? A Ganso Bomb. Evolution head hit the floor with a sickening thud, which left the crowd in silence. Blade threw Evolution limp body over, and pinned him, Diamond gleefully slapping out a three count.*
Winner: Blade
Cole: Oh my god, is Evolution okay?
King: We can only hope so.
*Diamond held up Blade's arm, and Blade snatched it away, still wary of Diamond and still not sure what his purpose was of being out here. "Sigillum Diaboli" by HIM hits the arena, as Blade backs out the ring and up the ramp, still staring at Diamond the entire time. Diamond simply plays to the crowd, who boos him heavily. Before Blade leaves, however, Diamond throws him a thumbs up. Blade blows him off, and leaves the arena.*
Cole: It looks like Blade doesnt appreciate Diamonds help.
*Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
King: Who betta than Kanyon!?
Cole: Everybody.
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes "The Master of Puppets has returned!" Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his blue trench coat and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has no shirt on and has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, coat, shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Cole: Thats just a great entrance.
Death Trap gets a Phoenix Title Shot if he wins
Kanyon vs. Death Trap
*Kanyon circles about the ring, Death Trap as well when eventually they lock up in the middle of the ring. Kanyon takes down Death Trap with an arm drag and holds on for an armbar. Death Trap, with his feet, arches himself up and turns, reversing the hold, only to send Kanyon in off the ropes and when he comes back, club him in the back of the head, knocking Kanyon face first into the mat.*
Cole: Death Trap has taken an early advantage here.
*Kanyon gets up and again the two lock up in the middle of the ring. Kanyon comes around to the back of Death Trap, taking the arm with him for submission maneuver, a rear wristlock. Kanyon charges forward and into the ropes, rolling up Death Trap, but Death Trap rolls right through and executes a superkick that leaves Kanyon sprawled across the mat, seemingly out cold.*
Cole: Kanyon is out cold!
King: Come on Kanyon!
*Death Trap takes a moment and taunts the fans as he turns around, Kanyon is up and is moving around in the ring. Death Trap connects with a kick into the gut of Kanyon, sending him sprawling onto his back. Death Trap continues kicking but Kanyon is still getting to his feet, using the ropes to pull himself up. Kanyon then lunges at Death Trap and connects with a thumb to the eye. Death Trap now, forced into the corner and Kanyon sends him across to the far corner. Kanyon tries to follow it up but Death Trap explodes out of the corner with a huge clothesline. As Kanyon is crawling to his feet, Death Trap grabs him, places him head between his legs and delivers a stalling piledriver!*
Cole: Death Trap is on a roll!
King: But hes not the Phoenix Champion Cole.
*Death Trap rolls onto him for a cover but Kanyon kicks out after the count of two and Death Trap sits up. Death Trap gets up to his feet, and helps up Kanyon as well. Kanyon turns and takes a swing at Death Trap but its blocked and a right hand from Death Trap sends Kanyon staggering into the corner. Death Trap whips Kanyon into the far ropes and he hits the turnbuckles hard, staggering out a little dazed. Death Trap waits in the middle of the ring and takes him down with a powerslam. Death Trap then signals to the top rope. *
Cole: Death Trap seems to be signaling for something.
*Death Trap climbs up to the top and comes down with a Frog Splash! He stays on him for the cover but Kanyon again kicks out after two. Death Trap gets up, grabbing the legs of Kanyon and tries to turn him over for an Oblivion. Kanyon fights back with a few rights that sends Death Trap staggering back. Kanyon gets up and Death Trap moves forward but an atomic drop cuts him short. Death Trap hops around the ring and Kanyon hits him with a Kanyon Cutter!*
Cole: Kanyon Cutter!
King: Nobody betta!
*Kanyon is down, Death Trap is down and the referee begins his ten count. At six Kanyon is able to lift his head and get to look around, checking out his surroundings, he really isnt sure where he is. At eight he is close enough to Death Trap to drape an arm over as the referee gets ready to count. At nine, Kanyon drapes the shoulder and the referee begins to count. 1,2, Death Trap gets the shoulder up!*
Cole: Death Trap is putting a lot of heart into this match.
*After an out of nowhere Kanyon Cutter, Kanyon is taking his time climbing to his feet, Death Trap, taking his time getting up as well. Kanyon is first up and comes up beside Death Trap, setting him up for the Flatliner! Death Trap fires back with a few elbows to the gut and chest of Kanyon, releasing the grip. Much like Kanyon surprising Death Trap, Death Trap turns and surprises Kanyon in picking him up and quickly hitting a screwdriver!*
Cole: Oh my god!
King: Watch out for the neck!
*Kanyon, sprawled out across the mat as Death Trap is using the ropes to help himself up. Death Trap is up and stands up straight, calling Kanyon to his feet. Kanyon gets up and Death Trap comes up behind him hitting with a reverse tazplex, holds on for another, and a third! Death Trap goes for the cover 1...2...3!*
Winner: Death Trap
C
ole: Death Trap gets a shot at the Phoenix title at the XHF Birthday Show!
King: Nobody is betta than Kanyon though, NOOO!!!
*The ring crew begin to roll out a large red rug and place a nice royal looking chair in ring as The arena is in a silent hush as the starting guitar riffs from Stainds Price To Play hit the arena sound system as the XtremeTron flashes pictures from Rat Bastards more memorable moments here in the XHF. Suddenly the curtain is flipped up and Rat walks from behind it gazing out evilly into the crowd. bright flashes from strobe lights go off as Rat makes his way down the ramp. Slowly he climbs upon the outside of the apron, yelling at fans. Rat climbs into the ring still holding his gift box as he grabs a mic......*
Rat :"Ladies and Gents, This man needs no introduction, Get on your feet and give appreciation to the one, the Only, The man, the myth, the legend......MONGO THE DESTROYER."
*The crowd erupts into boos as The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large X above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he flicks off booing fans on his way to the ring*
*Rat shakes hands then hugs Mongo as the ushers Mongo to his royal chair in the ring.......*
Rat :"Now before i start giving you your gifts, I had the boys in the back put together a little video package for you.......something special, so just sit back and relax."
*The lights go out and the arena is pitch black for a second until the XtremeTron lights up and Stainds song "So Far Away" begins to softly play in the background.*
this is my life
its not what it was before
all these feelings Ive shared
and these are my dreams
that Id never lived before
somebody shake me
Cuz i
i must be sleeping
*The Xtreme XtremeTron begins showing clips of Mongo as a child and growing through the years, Picture of Mongo and Bongo hanging out back stage laughing and having a good time are shown. Mongo holding the XHF Worlds Title high in the air.*
now that we're here,
it's so far away
all the struggle we thought was in vain
all in the mistakes,
one life contained
they all finally start to go away
now that we're here its so far away
and i feel like i can face the day i can forgive
and Im not ashamed to be the person that i am today
*Picture of Mongo and Scorpion going at it recently for the XHF Championship are shown along with Mongo chokeslamming Scorpion and pinning him at Eve Of Destruction...*
these are my words
that Ive never said before
i think Im doing okay
and this is the smile
that Ive never shown before
somebody shake me Cuz i
i must be sleeping
*Rat and Mongo are shown fighting in the X*Crown tournament. The embracing in a hug and out drinking at a bar together.*
now that we're here,
it's so far away
all the struggle we thought was in vain
all in the mistakes,
one life contained
they all finally start to go away
now that we're here its so far away
and i feel like i can face the day i can forgive
and Im not ashamed to be the person that i am today
*Picture of each member of Mongo Corp giving Mongo gifts and shaking his hand are shown.....*
*The song then comes to an end and the light come back up to reveal a teary eyed Mongo.*
Rat :"Now thats something special......But i am not done yet.....Put it up on the XtremeTron."
*The XtremeTron lights up again and flashes Mongo Corp Owns You/Mongo Owns You. Mongo claps in approval.*
Rat :"So i bet you guessing what i got you.....I bet it has been running through your mind for the past week. Well the wait is over, Just gaze up there at the XtremeTron one more time and you will see it."
*Mongo and the crowd look up again at the flashing Mongo Corp Owns You/ Mongo Owns You logo. It begins to go faster and faster and finally stops reading....*
YOU DON'T OWN THE REVOLUTION.
*Mongo looks at Rat who pulls a small stun gum from the gist box and zaps Mongo who begins twitching....*
Rat :"Thats right fat ass, you don't own the Revolution. We own you. You stupid fat fucker. How can you have ever trusted me? You let a wolf into the hen house when you shook my hand."
*Rat continues to shock Mongo as Mr. X comes running down the ramp, until both Prodigy and Rancor suddenly hit him in the back with kendo sticks! They continue to beat on Mr. X, until Rat tells them to get into the ring. They walk down the ramp and slide into the ring and begin to send kendo stick shots to Mongo, as Rat points down at Mongo.*
Rat :"Is there a line between good and evil? Are we good for doing this to a man you hate? Are we evil for doing this to another man? You people have no fucking clue, just like this worthless fat ass here."
*Pulls Prodigy away as Rancor gets down and dips his hand into the bloody mess that is Mongos face, He rips Mongos shirt open and makes the trademark "R" upon the fat mans chest.....*
Rat :"Take fucking note......The Revolution is back mother fuckers......."
*Rat hands the mic to Prodigy.....*
Prodi :"The Absolute best have returned....."
*Prodi tosses the mic to the ground beside Rancor....*
Rancor :"And we Thank not only you Mongo.........we thank the people watching......for there sacrifice."
*Rage Against the Machines Guerilla Radio hits the sound system as Rat spits on Mongo and the Revolution head back through the crowd.......*
Cole: Holy shit!
King: The Revolution is back, I cant believe it! Holy shit!
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the familiar tune of "White America" by Eminem hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a blood red spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of the infamous "Kinetic Kollision Killers" duo themselves, Fury & Renegade appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, the two strut cockily on down the ramp to an onslaught of boos from the crowd. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on into the ring, both men set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, they climb down from their respective turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the inevitable emergence of their opponents.*
Cole: I still cant believe it
King: Quiet Cole, we have a match coming on.
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of the great Metallica themselves begin to echo throughout the building..*
"Motherfuckers got in my head,
Tried To Make Me Someone Else Instead..
(Chorus)..It's My World Now,..
It's MY World Now,..
It's My World NOW,..
..IT'S MY WORLDDD!!.."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet & going nuts as the chorus of Metallica's brand spanking new St. Anger album tune "My World" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage!! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of cheers from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd in front of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...*
King: Rage is such a loser.
Cole: The RWF!?
*Born Of a Broken Man by Rage Against The Machine plays as GD walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. Gd then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
King: Man, Gravedigger looks really strange.
Cole: Am I the only one shocked that the RWF is back together!?
Kinetic Kollision Killers vs. Rage and Gravedigger
*The two teams prepare quickly for the match. Gravedigger goes to the apron, as does Fury after a personalized handshake. Rage and Renegade lock up. Side headlock by Renegade who is pushed back into the ropes. They bounce off, Renegade-pushing Rage away. Rage bounces off the opposite side and pushes Renegade to the mat. Renegade is pushed again into his own corner. Rage chops him and whips him into his own. The tag is made to Gravedigger. He comes into the ring and joins Rage in stomping on their opponent before Rage is ordered to the apron. Gravedigger softens Renegade up with a right hand combo, with a swinging left knocking him down 1- 2-kick out. Front facelock by Gravedigger. Renegade tries to struggle out but is hit with a suplex. As his back is turned Renegade gets to his feet and attacks him from behind. but Gravedigger turns around and clotheslines his attacker quickly. Tag to Rage. Gravedigger hits another suplex, this time with Renegade landing on Rages awaiting knee. Another cover 1-2 kick out. Renegade is picked up by the head and hit into the corner again. Rage takes a step back and runs into a powerslam by Renegade, sending him into the turnbuckle back first. Both men go down, and Renegade crawls to make the tag. Gravedigger is angry on the apron, and bends over to tag himself in. He jumps the ropes and dashes over to Renegade, pulling him into the center of the ring by his leg. It is slammed into the mat as Fury has had enough. He bursts into the ring, taking Gravedigger down with a clothesline. He travels over to Rage and hits a German suplex. He starts to beat back on Gravedigger as the ref stands between them and forces Fury back onto the apron. Once there Fury sticks his arm out, waiting for the tag. Renegade crawls again, and Gravedigger stands. Gravedigger approaches Renegade, but once lifted by him, Renegade jumps and hits an enziguri.*
Cole: Gravedigger is acting really different.
*Finding himself on the ground again Renegade crawls another few feet and reaches up, getting the tag. Fury hits a back body drop on the incoming Gravedigger. A right hand follows, and Gravedigger is whipped into the ropes. Gravedigger reverses, and catches Fury on the return with a crossbody 1-2-kick out. A shoulder barge takes Gravedigger down, and Fury jumps up onto the turnbuckle to hit a flying clothesline. He does so, and covers 1 2 kick out. Neckbreaker to Gravedigger. Fury taunts Rage on the apron, and hooks in the figure four-leg lock. Gravedigger screams for help, and it comes in the form of Rage running in and stomping Furys face. The hold is released, and as Fury nurses his head Rage is tagged in. Double face first front suplex by Rage and Gravedigger. Fury reels from the impact and Rage covers 1-2-kick out. Sitout powerbomb by Rage 1 2 kick out. Rage sets up for the double arm DDT, but his legs are taken out. Fury drops the elbow but the cover doesnt get a count. Firemans carry by Fury, but Rage floats out of the DVD attempt. Fury turns to face him and Rage just rolls out of the ring. The referee leans over, telling him to get back in while Gravedigger enters the ring and hits Furys head onto the ropes with a chair. As Gravedigger retreats Rage follows the ref's orders and re-enters. Pulling Fury off of the ropes, Rage applies the front facelock, and hits the double arm DDT, and then gets hit with a flying elbow from Renegade! The ref again has to force a competitor out of the ring and he as to start the ten count 1 2 3 4 5 6 Rage gets to his feet. Renegade swings over the ropes, hitting him in the back of his head causing him to go down and the ref to restart the count. This time Fury is first to feet. Gravedigger comes through the ropes and runs at him, but is back dropped over the top, taking a nasty bump to the outside padding. Renegade is tagged in, and Rage is lifted up onto his shoulders. Fury hits the Burning Cross and Renegade gets the cover 1-2- foot on the ropes!*
Cole: Great ring presence by Rage!
*At this point, Matt Hicks and Jennifer Dream are running down the ramp! Fury gets out of the ring and clotheslines Hicks down, and begins to stomp on him. Renegade is confused at what just happened, and stands in the near shouting at Hicks as Gravedigger slowly creeps up from behind. Gravedigger turns him around and kicks him in the stomach, and then sets him up and hits the Sky High! The referee gets Fury off of Hicks, as Gravedigger makes the cover! The referee slides into the ring and begins the count, when all of a sudden Rage breaks up the cover!*
Cole and King: RAGE!?
*Rage grins, and then begins to stomp on Gravedigger! Rage lifts Gravedigger up and kicks him in the stomach, and then hits the Stunner! Gravedigger is knocked out in the center of the ring, as Rage then places Renegade over Gravedigger! The referee starts the count, 1-2-3!*
Winners: The Kinetic Kollision Killers
Cole: What the hell!?
*Matt Hicks slowly slides into the ring and looks at Renegade and Rage, who is suddenly smiling at each other. Matt Hicks is confused at what to do at first, but then joins in on the assault on Gravedigger! The crowd erupts with boos, as Torrie gets into the ring and hands Rage a microphone.*
Rage : Muahahahaha, SO, you morons really all actually thought I had somehow changed over these past 3 months or so didn't ya?..
*Sudden relentless boos amongst the crowd over all they've witnessed thus far, and especially over this latest comment from Rage..*
Cole: I hate that Muahahahaha thing.
King: Me too.
Rage : Yeah, that's right asswhipes I know ya all did, but quite frankly I've got some news for you all, I NEVER truly changed! I mean yeah, sure I may have "appeared" to have become this seemingly honest, fan-loving man on the outside for so long now, but goddamnit on the inside I've simply been putting on a hoax and merely biding my time until this, the moment of truth could truly arrive upon us all once more....because you see folks, truth be told then when I said last week I had left to re-find the "old me" during my absence last month, well let's just say I meant the OTHER, ORIGINAL me, the "me" who would stop at nothing short of screwing his own partner here tonight to get what he wants around this lousy little hellhole of a city!
*While Rage just then puts a cocky foot over the still-limp body of Gravedigger, a massive upsurgance occurs of the classic "Rage Sucks" chants heard on so many various occasions over the years here in the XHF*
Cole: I guess the crowd hates Rage now.
King: Im confused.
Rage : HEY, shut the living hell up when I'm tryin to talk to you sorry little ingrates! NOW, as I was SAYING before being sooo rudely interrupted there, then of course I didn't just come here tonight to reveal the current state of my inner feelings to you all, oh hell no, but foremost I came here tonight seeking to deliver a brief, but fulfilling glimpse of the future itself to you all...now uh, now as you can all see here, there's now not only my gorgeous wife Torrie and Ms. Dream surrounding me here in the ring, but of course three other great XHF prospects in my cousin Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks, my brother Fury, and his tag-team partner in crime the great Renegade, but of course they're all standing where they are for good reason...yes, good reason that shall, dare I say, take the form of my 2nd huge and earth-shattering announcement in this one week. SO, that said then without any bit of further adieu, since you now know the guys, I'd like to officially introduce you to the unified force they and I shall come to make whole here tonight, a well-known force known simply as....The Brotherhood...
Cole: First the RWF and now The Brotherhood!?
King: Vintage XHF BABY!
Rage : Oh yes you damn straight XHF world, and furthermore trust me when I say that this new, improved version of The Brotherhood shall end up nothing like the inferior one you had to bear witness to before, this version will be ruthless, gutless, and conniving as never before in our efforts to
obliterate anyone, and everyone in our line of fire! And oh yeah, last, but not least my foolish little "Ragiacs", considering how every great leader around here needs an equal to help him succeed in his conquests, let us Brotherhooders just conclude here tonight by also introducing the 5th, final member of our little "deathsquad" to the world...well yeah, I mean I think you'd all know the guy fairly well after the illustrious impact this deadly XHF Icon of a man has made throughout this week in his triumphant return, so at this point please turn your eyes upward toward that XtremeTron as we proudly present you all with........REAK!!!!!!!!!
*Just then, above on the XtremeTron itself Rage's visions become a cold, cruel reality of sadistic proportions as indeed the face of the awesome Reak DOES appear with a simple smirk across his face!*
Cole: Reak in the Brotherhood!?
King: Man he needs to do something with his hair.
*And sure enough, following this latest shocker of a message to all viewers here tonight, Rage swiftly tosses down his mic and, as apparently the official new "Brotherhood Theme" of "Unstable" by Adema starts fiercely up, Reak's pic above fades slowly away as meanwhile all 6 individuals make their way cockily from the ring and on the ramp the back, along the way bypassing a large group of EMTs who now currently make their way straight down the ramp & to the ring itself to assess the downed Gravedigger's unknown condition...*
King: Which is bigger, The Brotherhood or the RWF?
Cole: RWF, because theyre bastards.
*The screen comes on, revealing Reeshi, staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship high in the air after allowing Destruction and Reak to taste defeat and become the XHF Champion. It then goes to Reeshi and Rhein raising each others hands in the middle of the ring, followed by a shot of Reeshi in the Annihilation Complex and the final one is a bloodied Reeshi staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship above his head. The new clips begin to play as the tune of "Fear" by Disturbed once again hits the speakers and the clips begin to switch back and forth over and over again, getting quicker and quicker until you cant make out what is happening in either of the clips. The clips become a blur and is followed by the screen become static. A beam of light, seemingly dropping from the rafter strikes the screen, which causes a severe glow through the arena. Suddenly an explosion goes off on top of the stage and the chorus of Fear begins to play which allows the glow to slowly fade as shadows begin to crawl throughout the smoke left behind by the explosions. Through the smoke walks Reeshi, the. Reeshi walks down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up onto the middle turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air, taunting the booing fans. He lowers his arms and steps down into the middle of the ring, waiting for his opponent.*
Cole: Reeshi has no respect for anybody, and it makes me sick!
*Awake by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly separates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He reaches back and pulls out a long black bag, obviously the object he wanted to test out. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope, dropping the bag to the outside. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin.*
King: Mr. X tasted what the RWF could do for the first time.
Cole: And it probably wont be the last
Reeshi vs. Mr. X.
*Mr. X points towards Reeshi, Reeshi smiling back and Mr. X walks into the middle of the ring with Reeshi, staring nose to nose with him. Reeshi, not backing up at all, is seemingly laughing in the face of Mr. X. Mr. X fires a right hand at Reeshi but Reeshi hardly reacts before sending a right hand back towards Mr. X. A second right hand has Mr. X staggering about forcing him back into the corner. Reeshi drives the boots into the stomach of Mr. X, sending him into a sitting position, and firing the boots at the chest. Reeshi then picks up Mr. X, upright in the corner and begins to drive his shoulder into the rib area of Mr. X, taking the air right out of him.*
Cole: Nice shot to the ribs taking the air out of Mr. X.
*Mr. X staggers out of the corner and Reeshi whips him across into the far turnbuckle. Mr. X hits the corner hard and as he staggers out, Reeshi comes through with a vicious clothesline! Mr. X goes straight down into the mat but is able to quickly bounce right back up, Reeshi though continues the attack. Mr. X gets to his feet and as he does, Reeshi locks his arms around the waist of Mr. X and delivers a German Suplex with authority!*
Cole: Beautiful german suplex by Reeshi!
King: That was nice.
*Mr. X hits the mat with such impact that he flips over onto his stomach. Reeshi climbs right back up to his feet as Mr. X gets to his knees and begins to crawl around looking for the ropes to help himself up. Reeshi however gets to him before he can get to the ropes. He helps Mr. X to his feet himself and then whips him into the ropes. As he comes back, Reeshi takes him down with a powerslam! He hangs on for the cover, 1,2, Mr. X gets his foot on the ropes.*
Cole: Mr. X might not have been in the XHF for long, but he sure knows what to do in situations.
*Reeshi, staying on the attack picks up Mr. X once again. Reeshi, sets his head between his legs, lifting Mr. X and slamming him down with a powerbomb. Reeshi again goes for the cover but this time Mr. X is again able to get the shoulder up. Reeshi, again staying on the attack but is growing noticeably frustrated at this point. He picks up Mr. X and signals to the crowd that its over as he sets him on his shoulders and drives him down to the mat with the Oreeshinator! Reeshi goes for the cover but picks up Mr. X after the two, telling the referee that he wants to punish him!*
Cole: Reeshi wants to do the same thing he did to Joey Ryan at Decimation!
*Reeshi picks up Mr. x and sends him into the ropes, Mr. X comes back and slides under the legs of Reeshi. Reeshi turns around and gets caught with a boot to the head from Mr. X, Reeshi staggers into the ropes and as he comes back, Mr. X locks his hands around the throat of Reeshi! Mr. X picks him up and slams him down to the mat with a chokeslam!*
King: Did you see that!? Mr. X chokeslammed Reeshi!
Cole: Only in America!
*Mr. X lay on the mat as Reeshi is already rolling over and climbing to his feet. Reeshi is up as Mr. X gets to his knees. He staggers into the ropes and comes back with a knee to the head that knocks Mr. X staggering to his feet. Reeshi comes forward but Mr. X drops him with a spinebuster! Mr. X then begins to climb to the top. He looks to be going for the Xpress but Reeshi is up and trips up Mr. X, leaving him straddling the top rope! Reeshi turns him around and comes off the top with the Highway to Hell!*
Cole: My god that move is sick.
*Reeshi stands right up and stares down at Mr. X who for a moment is laying, looking to be out cold in the middle of the ring but he quickly begins to move and Reeshi stands there, stalking and staring at him as he climbs to his feet. Mr. X gets to his feet and slowly turns around only to receive a boot to the midsection. Reeshi hooks the arms and drives Mr. X into the mat with a Coral Reesh. He rolls him over 1...2...Reeshi pulls Mr. X off the mat again!!*
Cole: What is Reeshi trying to prove?
King: That hes the better man.
*Reeshi picks up Mr. X and kicks him in the gut once again. The fans in the arena are once again booing relentlessly towards Reeshi who is more intent on punishing Mr. X then winning the match. Reeshi again hooks the arms and drives him into the mat with a second Coral Reesh! The referee tells Reeshi to make a cover and thats what causes Reeshi to not go for the cover. Reeshi gets up and gets into the face of the referee as Mr. X rolls out of the ring. After a brief word Reeshi grabs the referee by the collar and puts his head between his legs, hes going for a Coral Reesh on the referee!*
Cole: Not the referee!
King: This is great!
*Meanwhile on the outside Mr. X has reached into the bag and pulls out a two by four completely wrapped in barbwire! He slides into the ring and drives the two by four right across the back of Reeshi! Reeshi jolts straight up and grabs his back in pain as the referee calls for a bell. No decision is made as Reeshi put his hands on the referee and Mr. X used barbwire. Mr. X takes a step back and looks to be going for the head of Reeshi but Reeshi ducks and slides out of the ring.*
Ring Announcer: the winner of this match, as the result of a disqualification, Reeshi!
Cole: Holy shit!
King: Man, holy shit is the word of the night.
*Mr. X yells out towards Reeshi before turning around a slight moment looking for a verdict from the referee and as he does, Reeshi slides back into the ring. Mr. X turns back around and gets ready to swing at Reeshi with the barbwire but Reeshi strikes first with a kick to the gut causing Mr. X to drop the barbwire. Reeshi hooks his arms and delivers a huge Coral Reesh, a third one from Reeshi, this one, right on top of the barbwire!*
King: Damn Reeshi is the man tonight.
*Reeshi rolls Mr. X over, blood dripping from the back of Reeshi after the barbwire ripped the flesh, Mr. X on the other hand is busted open across the forehead and Reeshi pounces on it. Sitting over top of Mr. X, Reeshi begins driving right hands right into the open wound of Mr. X! Reeshi has again lost it as he continues to drive right hands into the wound of Mr. X! Referees flooding the ring pulls Reeshi off of Mr. X, Reeshi turning in anger kicking the bottom turnbuckle. Reeshi however steps out of the ring and backs his way up the ramp with a look in his eyes and a smile on his face!*
Cole: Reeshi is sick!
King: But he is still great.
*The lights in the arena dim, before turning into complete darkness. Suddenly, over the speakers comes a voice..."It's Damn True!". The music of Kurt Angle "Medal" begins to blare throughout the arena, a mixed reaction from the crowd is given off as Angle makes his way onto the stage, wearing a McDonalds t-shirt. He stands...almost frozen, before throwing his arms up with his index fingers pointed towards the sky. The red, white, and blue pyro rise from the ground into the air in an array of color. The gold medallist makes his way to the ring, still with the same mixed reactions...he climbs into the ring and does his signature twirl in the ring. He takes off his warm-up jacket and tear-away pants, and then he waits in the corner...for his partner. "Walk" by Pantera hits and the fans get to their feet and the pyros explode, Rob Van Dam makes his way out from behind the curtain and walks with an arrogant posture towards the ring, also wearing a McDonalds t-shirt. He slides under the bottom rope and as they announce "Rob Van Dam" he does his signature, "ROB-VAN-DAM" taunt, and spin kick. He gets on the top rope and taunts the fans, and continues his thumb taunts. He continues to play to the crowd while waiting for his opponents.*
King: Decoy must be pissed off.
*The arena lights dim as the voice of 50 Cent is heard over the PA "Venom, you know you and Decoy are my favorite wrestlers right?" and shortly after "Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent and Eminem begins to play over the PA. As the word "Explode" sounds in the beginning of the song fire pyros shoot from the stage and as the die down Venom and Decoy emerge from behind the curtain to a fairly good ovation from the crowd. Venom reaches back and grabs the hand of Tracy Brooks and pulls her from behind the curtain to an even bigger ovation from the crowd. Decoy and Venom talk strategy as they walk down the ramp and Teo "The Hired Gun" chases after then they continue down the ramp and slide in the ring. They each go to opposite corners and climb to the top posing to the crowd as Tracy poses in the center of the ring along with Teo. Venom and Decoy then meet in there corner and prepare for there match as Teo and Tracy exit the ring.*
Cole: Here are the Tag Team Champions.
XHF Tag Team Championship
Points Of Authority vs. The Kinetic Power Trip w/Tracy Brooks and Teo
*Decoy and Angle start off the match with right and lefts, until Angle ducked a clothesline attempt into a neckbreaker. Angle then made an early cover, for a quick kick out. Angle then scooped Decoy and then Angle knocked a standing Decoy with a dropkick. Angle made the cover again, but Venom broke up the cover. Angle then picked Decoy up again, and tagged in RVD. RVD kicked Decoy in the gut, and then suplexed him. He floated over and made the cover, but Decoy kicked out. RVD then picked Decoy up, but Decoy poked him in the eyes, and then hit a falling reverse DDT.*
Cole: Nice move by Decoy.
*Decoy made the cover, but surprisingly RVD kicked out. Decoy then finally tagged in his partner, Venom, who stomped on RVD. Venom then blatantly choked RVD, until the referee forced him to break it. Venom punched RVD in the forehead a couple of times, and then picked him up. Venom applied a reverse headlock, and kneed RVD in the gut. Venom then threw RVD into the ropes and went for a clothesline, but RVD ducked and hit the ropes again and got hit with a spinning wheel kick. Venom made the cover, RVD kicked out. Angle then mocked the crowd, as Venom tagged in Decoy. Decoy then grabbed RVDs neck and stretched it out. RVD screamed in pain, as Decoy pulled harder. RVD then started getting up, and Decoy was pulling him back down, which wasnt good for his neck. RVD then was able to pick Decoy up on his back, and when he did, he locked him in a standing tarantula!*
Cole: What an innovating move!
*RVD then went walking to his corner, with Decoy still on his back! Angle then made the tag, and went to the top, and hit a clothesline! Venom then got in the ring, and speared RVD out of the ring. Venom then grabbed Angles head, and slammed his head into the mat with a DDT! RVD then pulled Venom out of the ring, and then threw him into the ring steps. Decoy then slowly made the cover, but when he was RVD went to the top rope, and at two, RVD flew and delivered a leg drop into the back of Decoys neck! Decoy then held his neck, as Angle made the cover, only for it to be broken up by Venom. Venom and RVD then brawled outside the ring, as Decoy and Angle got on their feet and fought inside the ring. Angle ran to the ropes, as Decoy hit a tilt-a-whirl slam. Decoy made the cover, but Angle kicked out. In the ramp area, Venom was spin-kicked, and the picked up and hit a Death Valley driver to Venom on the steel ramp!*
King: AAAHHH!!!
*As Venom was out, Decoy kneed Angle in the stomach. Decoy set Angle up for a Immovable, but RVD jumped on the apron, to cause Decoy to let go of Angle. Decoy ran and knocked RVD down the apron and then walked back with his eyes still on RVD, right into an Angle Slam! Angle hooks the leg, but Decoy gets a shoulder up! Angle looked shocked at the crowd, and then lifted Decoy up once again. Kurt Angle set Decoy up for a Angle Slam again. Kurt Angle lifts him up once again, Decoy floats over and grabs Angles arm and turns him around and hits the Wall!*
Cole: The Wall!
*Decoy makes the cover as RVD tries to get in the ring, but Venom is finally up and grabs him by his ankle! The referee starts the count, 1-2-3!*
Winner and still XHF Tag Team Champions: The Kinetic Power Trip
Cole: And The Power Trip retain!
King: Who the hell is that running down the ramp?
*Decoy sits up and holds his arms in victory, when out of nowhere Charlie Velez runs and hits him in the back of the head with the Junior Heavyweight Championship! Decoy falls face first into the mat, as Venom finally lets go of RVD and gets into the ring. Christopher Daniels is running down the ramp and slides into the ring and begins to stomp on Venom. Christopher Daniels lifts Venom up and sets him between his legs and hooks his arms, and then lifts him up and spins him in 180 degrees and hits the Angel Wings!*
Cole: Venom is out!
*Tracy Brooks slides into the ring and runs to Charlie Velez and knocks him down with a tilt-a-whirl head scissors! Charlie flips over as Tracy taunts for Christopher Daniels to turn around, as Annette slowly climbs into the ring! She gets behind Tracy and applies a reverse front facelock, and then hits a Side Effect! Christopher Daniels turns around and smiles, and then grabs Tracy by her hair and sets her on his shoulders!*
Cole: Shes just a woman!
King: Come on Daniels, this is too far.
*The crowd boos, but Christopher Daniels spins her so she lands on her feet, and then hits The Last Rites! The crowd erupts with boos, as Charlie Velez pushes himself up and looks at Tracy. Annette continues to talk trash to her fallen sister, as the camera fades with Grace Personified holding their arms up in the air.*