Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 2, 2017 10:19:46 GMT -5
*The Infinity" by Five Pointe O hits the P.A. system as white and black pyro shoots from the stage. Fog then begins to spray blocking the view of the ramp as Sayge walks through the curtain. He then continues until he reaches the end of the ramp, takes a good look at the crowd, and then smoothly slides into the ring. Sayge raises his left arm into the air as white and black sparks flare from all 4 turnbuckles.*
Cole: Welcome to Gastro everybody!
King: Just coming out of Overheated, this should be a great show.
*Forsaken by Disturbed hits the PA, and a silhouette of a woman with an alternating lilac, light red and white background is shown on the XtremeTron. The silhouette is slowly dancing...and Dagger walks out. She crosses her arms across her chest, and hugs herself quickly, then brings both arms down, stroking the sides of her body as she does so. She smirks cheekily, and dances Lita-Style down to the ring. She grabs a mic, and gets into the ring.*
Cole: This dagger, heh, she really has it out for Mongo.
King: Meaning what, she loves Mongo?
Cole: No, she wants to kick him in the nuts.
King: Ohwait OUCH!
Sayge vs. Dagger
*She doesnt have to wait long, for Sayge takes the initiative and charges her. Dagger sidesteps him and shoves the young superstar face first into the turnbuckle. His head bounces off and he leans in the corner. Dagger begins to unload with three big forearms. She slows the pace down a bit with two delayed boots to the midsection, then grabs the wrist of Sayge and whips him across the ring. As Sayge charges the turnbuckle, he seems to recover his senses, and runs up the buckles. When he reaches the top, he does a back flip and Dagger steps under him. Sayge lands behind her and immediately charges the back of the Dagger. He boosts himself onto her shoulders for a victory roll, but she holds her ground. Dagger keeps him vertical, still on her shoulders before boosting him off, allowing Sayge to land face first across the top turnbuckle. His head whips back and his legs go limp, collapsing in the corner. Dagger lifts him to his feet and scoops the young talent up on her shoulder. She runs with him before slamming his back hard to the canvas with a running power slam. Dagger hooks the leg 1..2..Sayge rolls the shoulder.*
Cole: He kicked out!
*Dagger lifts him from the canvas, into a seated position. She bounces off the ropes, and bounces back with a basement dropkick right to Sayge's chin. She makes a sloppy cover...1...2...kick out. Dagger grabs the hair of the young superstar and lifts him to his feet. Dagger backs Sayge into the ropes and whips him across the ring, but it is reversed and Dagger is sent for the ride. She bounces back as Sayge charges her. She swings with a lariat but Sayge ducks under and they both hit the ropes. As both competitors charge each other once more Dagger again tries a lariat, but to no avail. Sayge hooks her outstretched arm and floats up for a crucifix, but Dagger drops back hard, with a beautiful Samoan drop! 1...2...again Sayge gets the shoulder up!*
Cole: Dagger seems to have control of Sayge.
*Dagger looks to be getting a bit frustrated and bounces off the ropes, big leg drop and she makes the cover again...1..2..Sayge powers out! Dagger is sent flying as Sayge scrambles to his feet. He charges Dagger, who sends him bouncing into the ropes. She lifts him for a sidewalk slam as he bounces back, but Sayge floats completely over her, landing back flip behind his opponent. He grabs a waist lock and the two charge the ropes. Dagger grabs a hold of the top-rope as the momentum sends Sayge rolling backwards. He gets right to his feet as Dagger charges him. She swings high with a forearm and turns back to face him...only to be sent flying with a hot shot on the top rope! Dagger stumbles backwards and swings with a clothesline, but Sayge ducks under. He hits the ropes and bounces back allowing Dagger to swing again, ducking under of course and running toward the opposite ropes. Sayge bounces back as Dagger crouches down for a body drop. As Sayge approaches her, he puts on the brakes! Sayge wastes no time capitalizing, he lifts Dagger from the crouched position into what looks to be a piledriver! He cradles it, then drives her, skull first into the ring mat. Dagger's head bounces off the canvas as Sayge scrambles for the cover..1.2..kick out!*
Cole: That move was vicious!
King: Yes, only Kings should use that moveheh-heh
Cole: That was lame.
King: Shut up.
*Sayge, seeing his downed opponent, and runs to the ropes and hits a leg drop. He leans back deep, hooking the leg.....1........2.......She gets the shoulder up! Sayge scrambles up and lifts Dagger as well. He scoops and slams her to the mat before dropping a senton splash across her abdomen. 1...Sayge doesnt bother to keep the cover. He gets straight to his feet and heads right for the corner. Sayge speedily scales the turnbuckle as Dagger manages to get to make her way back up. She stumbles foreword and leans against the ropes just as Sayge gets in a standing position. The young superstar loses his balance and lands "spread-eagled" on the top turnbuckle.*
Cole: Sayge tried to be a hotshot going for a move that isnt in his resume, which cost him.
King: Youre just so smart Cole.
*Dagger looks at the crowd who give her a decent amount of cheers before she begins to scale the turnbuckle as well. Slowly but surely Dagger hooks Sayge for a superplex! She lifts him, but it's blocked! Two rib shots later and Sayge has the upper hand! He forearms Dagger in the back, and then sunset flips over, hooking her for a power bomb! Instead of snapping it, Sayge just charges with it....running power bomb!!!!! but wait! Dagger reverses it at the last second! Hurricanrana! Sayge is sent sprawling to the canvas but scrambles to get to his feet as the Dagger meets him with a huge kick to the side of Sayges head. Sayge is staggered and seems to be barely able to stand, but Dagger is not done as she now sends another kick to the solar plexus and a sweep of Sayges legs take him to the ground completing Kyoku-Geri . Dagger makes the cover 1........2..........3!!!!!!*
Winner: Dagger
Cole: What a debut by Sayge!
King: But Dagger beat him. Haha.
*Dagger is in the ring and climbs up the second rope and holds her arms in the air, taunting the crowd. As she is taunting, Chris Kanyon suddenly runs down the ramp and slides into the ring! Kanyon taunts for Dagger to turn around, so when she does and turns around, Kanyon lifts her up and drops her with The Flatliner!*
Cole: Dammit! What was that for!?
King: No clue.
*The crowd erupts with boos, as Dagger lays on the mat, defenseless from a beating from Kanyon. He continues to beat on Dagger until hes satisfied, and then rolls out of the ring. He walks up the camera man and begins to scream Gravedigger, you better be listening now! Kanyon mocks the crowd while making his way up the ramp, and he makes it in the back.*
Cole: Thats sick.
King: Hes sending a message to Gravedigger. He wants the European title!
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, and the XHF United States Championship around his waist. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck comes from behind and unstraps his championship belt, and hands it to him.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with the XHF United States championship in one hand, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, raises his championship in the air. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponent, as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
Cole: I still dont understand why Destruction has it out for Hardcore Harry.
King: Cole, did you see that video package? He almost killed Destruction!
Cole: But he didnt, Destruction should just live on with his life.
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them riled up. Harry then heads to the ring and Harry then goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Cole: Harry put on a great show at Overheated.
King: But he lost. Haha.
Hardcore Match for the XHF United States Championship
Destruction w/Tylene Buck vs. Hardcore Harry
*The bell goes off, and both men pace with their arms out, low on their knees. Destruction charges towards Harry, and quickly attacks with a forearm. Harry gets up but Destruction still helps him up vigorously grabbing him by the hair. He knees him in the abs, and delivers a right hand, as Harry stumbles. Harry falls onto the ropes, grabbing on from behind for support, but Destruction keeps delivering right hand shots. He smirks at the crowd, and goes off the ropes, delivering a clothesline to Harry over the top rope! Harry lay near the ramp way, and Destruction slowly follows. He slams Harrys face into the ramp way, grating his face like thick cheese. Destruction looks under the ring apron and retrieves a steel chair, and taunts the crowd. Harry slowly gets to his feet, and is hit with the collision! The crowd boos and cheers, for Destruction and the move. Destruction once again pulls Harry up by his hair, and brings him around the ring, to the announce table. He kicks him in the gut, and sets him up for the Eve of Destruction. Destruction jumps up, his knees off the ground, but Harry slides his head out of the way! Destructions knees hit the announce table as he bounces off, almost falling on the announcers who move out of the way. Tylene watches in horror but stays away, as Harrys bruised face gets a wicked smile.*
King: Haha - that was a close one.
Cole: This is no laughing matter King!
King: Youre right! Poor Tylene.
*Harry hops off the announce table, and grabs the bell from the timekeeper. He stands a few feet back from the announce table and measures up the space between the announce table and the ring. He looks and Destruction and then moves on, sliding the bell under bottom rope and resting it in the ring. Harry jumps onto the announce table, standing tall and pulling Destruction up. He angles them towards the Spanish announce table, and suplexes Destruction! The US Champ lay on both, his abdomen area in the middle, hanging in air almost. He lies like a bridge between the two tables; his feet almost sliding off the Spanish. Harry gets the ring bell and holds it up in the air, causing an eruption from the crowd. He angles it in a way so his hands are on the wide part. He walks over to Destruction, and slams the bell in his groin area! Destruction falls in between the commentating centers, and he holds his nuts in pain. The crowd cheers as Harry just laughs at the US Champ. As one can imagine Destruction is still on the floor, and Harry picks up the US Title Belt from the timekeeper. He puts it around his waist and poses causing another uproar, but un-straps and walks back over to Destruction. He lifts him up by his hair, and tosses him into the steel steps. He stomps Destruction, and lifts up the top part of the steps. He thrusts it down forward straight on Destruction's head, but is kicked in the sack. 1-1 is what the canning scoreboard reads. They both crawl around, and Harry reaches the barricade for support. Destruction is the first to his feet, and Harry gets up slowly after, still leaning on the barricade. The champ searches for more play toys, and smiles as he pulls out his bastard child, the sledgehammer. Harry turns around and Destruction rampages at him with the hammer, knocking him in the nose and clean over the barricade.*
King: Isnt it amazing how he turns around just as he gets hit with the sledgehammer?
Cole: Who cares King, its a coincidence, and this is Xtreme.
*Destruction hops over the barricade and pummels Harry. Fans touch their backs and high five each other as Harry tries to fight back, but to no avail. Destruction begins pounding Harrys face into his knee, and elbows him in the back of the head. He throws him into a door, and Harry bounces back onto the cement floor on the rebound. A fan runs up to Destruction and is greeted with an autograph in the shape of a fist on his face. Destruction walks over to Harry, and lifts up the giant, horizontally in his arms. He delivers a fallaway slam into the same set of doors, but they still dont swing open. He gets frustrated, and brings Harry back a few feet. He grabs his head and charges into the door, but Harry stops himself at the last second. He delivers punches to Destruction, and smashes his head into the fire alarm near the doors, smashing it to bits and pieces. Destruction fights back, and struggles to lock Harry in the Last Remaining Light, but doesnt get very far. Harry takes Destructions head, and clubs the door with it. He opens the door, and they fight down a hallway to a garage. Harry whips Destruction into the garage door, and the sound echoes. He yells at a worker to open the garage door, and slowly it goes up. He pushes Destruction into the parking lot, and begins yelling at him.*
King: Didnt Destruction want to go back there? He seemed like he was trying earlier on
Cole: All the more Xtreme!
*Destruction slowly gets up, and laughs at Harry. He runs away, searching for something, and Harry chases, cussing him off. He comes to a halt, and nails Harry in the face. He seems to be scratching the back of his left ankle for strange reasons. He grins and pulls something out. He goes to a car and opens it, and gets in the drivers seat. The license reveals the name XHFDES and Harry backs away, noticing whats going on. Hes chased near the arena, where he retrieves a fire extinguisher, and taunts Destruction to come for him in the garage. The champ gladly responds to the demand and drives straight for Harry, but the challenger jumps on to the car and smashes the extinguisher through the windshield! It hits Destruction, his face cut up with glass and screaming. His hands are over his expression, but he keeps his foot down on the pedal. He wipes away the clinging glass but Harry still tries to attack him. The US champ pulls him into the car, and throws him into the backseat. Harry chokes Destruction from behind, lifting him off the pedal, and stopping the car near the end of the garage. With strength, he throws him to the passengers seat and climbs up to the front, elbowing the champ once more. Destructions head hits the window and smashes through. Harry opens up the sunroof, and stands up, half of his body through it. His image goes back down again, and we see Destruction pulled up with him. Harry lifts him up in a vertebreaker position, and moves over a bit further from the sunroof. He jumps up, and sticks his knees out, clamping Destructions head in between, and lands on the trunk, causing a huge dent. Destruction rolls off the trunk and onto the floor, and Harry hops off the car, and literally TEARS off the trunk!*
King: Lets watch him no-sell this
Cole: This is getting Xtreme, emphasis on the no-e thing. Harry is showing off that strength.
King: Nah, the trunk was beat up enough.
Cole: Destructions going to have to buy a new car.
*Harry pulls up Destruction, and takes him back a few feet. Running Choke Bomb into the trunk! Harry hits his stomach on the way, and holds it in recoil. Destruction is almost out of breath, but slowly gets up, bloody face and all. He tries to strike Harry, but just falls over. Harry catches him, and hits a T-bone suplex, taking them both out. The referee begins the 10 count. One...two.threefour...five...nothing. At six, Destruction twitches up, showing signs of tiring. Destruction slowly pulls up Harry, and pushes him at the car. Harry flails over into the trunk, and Destruction, almost falling to his side, gets in the drivers seat, and calls over the ref, giving him instructions. Into the headpiece, the ref makes communication, and within a matter of seconds, an announcement is heard.*
Bonnie Jenkins: Ladies and gentlemen near door exit 5, please get out of the way of the door.
*Destruction makes a U-turn in the garage, and backs the car up at 100 through the hallway, and smashing through the doors! In few seconds, he smashes the trunk against the barricade, but forwards it up a bit. Again, he rams the trunk of his own car into the barricade! And again, he forwards the car up to the doors. He rams at almost a third higher speed, and the back of the car goes up and the second half is upon the barricade. Destruction walks out of the seat, smiling, still walking around like an alcoholic. He climbs up to the barricade and steps up to the trunk, lifting Harry up. He right hands him once, if even needed, and kicks him in the gut. Destruction hits the Eve of Destruction off the barricade, and onto the floor, as the ref struggles getting over the same barricade. 1 2 3. Destruction retains the title after one hell of a match.*
Winner and still XHF United States Champion: Destruction
Cole: Wow. Just wow.
King: That was a nice car
*"Whatever" by Our Lady Peace hits the speakers as the crowd erupts into a frenzy of cheers and boos, for the greatest technical wrestler has arrived! Chris Benoit smirks at the people in the arena, looking around before walking to the ring, his arms raised into the air. He rolls into the ring, the same confident smirk on his face as he circles the ring once, letting everyone take a picture of this great superstar.*
Cole: My money is on Chris Benoit, hes been on a roll.
King: He beat Kanyon at Overheated, so he is good people.
*Born Of a Broken Man by Rage Against The Machine plays as GD walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. Gd then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
King: I still cant believe Gravedigger beat Rage.
Cole: Shocking isnt it?
King: Yes. Yes it was.
XHF European Championship
Chris Benoit vs. Gravedigger
*The match begins as Chris Benoit and GD lock up in the center of the ring. Benoit out muscles GD and pushes him hard to the mat. Benoit points at GD and laughs. Benoit then runs at GD and connects with a strong lariat on GD. Benoit stomps on the head of GD and begins to pull GD to his feet. GD gets to his knees and Benoit paint brushes slaps on the back of the neck of GD. GD tackles Benoit to the ground from his knees and begins to lay punches to the faces of . The ref makes the five count and GD releases Benoit. Benoit gets to his feet and GD runs at Benoit and connects with a high cross body. GD makes the cover 1-2-kick out by Benoit and GD doesn't let up as he drops a quick elbow to Benoit and gets back up and delivers another. GD pulls Benoit to his feet and GD grabs Benoit for a belly-to-belly Suplex. GD again goes for the pin 1-2-yet another kick out from Benoit. GD gets to his feet and runs over to the ropes as Benoit is still down. GD gets to the top rope but Benoit quickly gets up and staggers over to the ropes hitting them and causing GD to lose his balance and land on the top turnbuckle. Benoit slowly moves over to GD and sets GD up hitting a superplex. Benoit gets to his feet slowly as he looks out at the crowd with an evil grin. Benoit looks down at the fallen GD and begins to lift him to his feet again paint brushing slaps to the back of the neck. Benoit gets GD to his feet and hits GD with a short arm clothesline sending GD back to the mat. Benoit then rolls GD out of the ring to cause some real damage. Benoit rolls out after him and the ref begins the count. 1 Benoit lays some stomps into the ribs of GD and then lifts him to his feet. 2 GD holds his ribs as Benoit sends GD towards the ring steps with an Irish whip, but GD jumps and stands on top of the steps. 3 GD quickly springs back and turns in mid air to hit Benoit with a flying forearm smash. 4 GD lifts Benoit to his feet and smashes Benoit's head into the announcers table. 5 GD whips Benoit face first into the ring post and Benoit connects hard. 6 GD lifts Benoit to his feet as blood is seen slowly pouring out of a cut in the head of Benoit. 7 GD rolls Benoit in the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. GD looks down at the fallen Benoit and then hits a split legged moonsault making the cover after 1-2-Benoit gets his foot on the ropes.*
Cole: I must comment that Benoit does have some good In-Ring experience
*GD gets up and drags Benoit away from the ropes to make another pin fall attempt 1-2-strong kick out by Benoit this time that sends GD rolling off of him. Benoit turns over and gets on his hands and knees trying to get to his feet, but before he can GD grabs him from the back and rolls him up for another pinning situation 1-2-another kick out. GD gets to his feet and he seems a little upset that he can't seem to get Benoit down. Benoit gets to his feet and staggers around and GD runs at him and attempts a crucifix pin attempt but Benoit holds him in on his shoulders and drops back for a Samoan drop. Benoit crawls to the turnbuckle where he pulls himself up. GD gets up as well and runs at Benoit but Benoit ducks under and traps GD in the corner. Benoit delivers repeated shoulder blocks to the ribs of GD. Benoit then grabs GD and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. Benoit then hits GD with a fall away slam from the top rope. GD is down and Benoit is slow to his feet. GD gets up and taunts to the crowd that it is all over. Benoit climbs to the top rope and flies off with a diving head butt, but GD rolls away. Both men are down as the ref executes the 10 count. 1-2-3-4-5-GD grabs the bottom rope for leverage-6-Benoit gets to his knees then his feet breaking the count but he is a bit groggy. GD pulls himself up on the ropes and looks over at the staggering Chris Benoit in a weakened state. GD runs at Benoit and flies with a cross body but Benoit pulls the ref in the way. GD connects hard with the ref and the ref is out cold. GD can't believe what he has done and GD tries to help the ref up as Benoit falls back and leans against the corner. GD then turns his attention back to the tired Benoit, but before GD can move one step Chris Kanyon slides in the ring from out of nowhere and lays a forearm shot into the back of GD.*
Cole: First Dagger, and now Gravedigger!
King: Nobodys betta than Kanyon!
*Gravedigger begins climbing up to his feet as Kanyon continues with the forearms, until Gravedigger finds an opening. He and Chris Kanyon go at it, and Gravedigger pushes him into the ropes. Gravedigger now takes a few steps back, and clotheslines Kanyon out of the ring. Chris Benoit finally stands up from the corner and runs to Gravedigger, but Gravedigger ducks, and Chris Benoit knocks down a Chris Kanyon that was trying to get his way back to the ring! Benoit staggers back holding his head from the collision, as Gravedigger rolls him up from behind, 1-2-3!*
Winner and still XHF European Champion: Gravedigger
*Gravedigger lets go of Chris Benoit, who gets to his feet quickly and stomps on Gravedigger. Kanyon gets back in the ring and helps Gravedigger with the attack, until Chris Benoit shoves Kanyon! Kanyon and Chris Benoit get into a war of words, and then start to go at it! The fight spills to the outside, as Gravedigger slowly climbs up to his feet. Gravedigger is finally all the way to his feet until the lights fade to black. The countdown begins0.05..... 0.04..... 0.03..... 0.02 ..... 0.01 ..... 0.00, BANG! The pyro shoots into the air from the stage area, as Lying From You by Linkin Park hits the PA. The lights go back on, to show Spyke beating on Gravedigger! The crowd boos loudly, as Spyke continues the assault on Gravedigger, until hes down and out. Spyke looks around and holds his arms up, and then slides out of the ring and runs to the back.*
Cole: Spyke has arrived in the XHF!
King: Whos he?
Cole: A ECF legend!
King: Oh. Boo.
*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the.................FLOOOOOOOOOOR!" Flashing Red and White Lights light fill the arena, at the top of the ramp The Xtreme Warrior and Stone Sour come through the curtains. They start to taunt the crowd at the top of the ramp, the crowd cheering to the entrance. They starts jogging down the ramp and slide in the ring, they each ascend a turnbuckle and begin to taunt the crowd once more. They jump down and walk to the other side of the ring where they start to stretch and warm up.*
King: I like these guys because its easy to spell their name.
*The arena lights dim as the voice of 50 Cent is herd over the PA "Venom, you know you and Decoy are my favorite wrestlers right?" and shortly after "Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent and Eminem begins to play over the PA. As the word "Explode" sounds in the beginning of the song fire pyros shoot from the stage and as the die down Venom and Decoy emerge from behind the curtain to a fairly good ovation from the crowd. Venom reaches back and grabs the hand of Tracy Brooks and pulls her from behind the curtain to an even bigger ovation from the crowd. Decoy and Venom talk strategy as they walk down the ramp and Teo "The Hired Gun" chases after them with both tag team titles draped over his shoulders. They continue down the ramp and slide in the ring. They each go to opposite corners and climb to the top posing to the crowd as Tracy poses in the center of the ring along with Teo. Venom and Decoy then meet in their corner and prepare for their match as Teo and Tracy exit the ring.*
Cole: KPT are looking quite strong tonight.
King: I think those XXX guys are gonna take KPT's titles.
Cole: No they're not. KPT's gonna show the KKK the right way to win the match, that's without cheating.
XHF Tag Team Championship
XXX vs. The Kinetic Power Trip
*Venom and Stone Sour decide amongst their respective teams to start this match off as they move in towards the center of the ring, locking up in the standard bone and collar tie up. Venom hits a quick European Uppercut, but Stone Sour stumbles backward, only to backflip right into the ropes, bouncing off and hitting a quick flying forearm into Venom's chest, knocking Venom down. Stone Sour comes back to his feet, a bit before Venom, and downs Venom with some strong clotheslines, but Venom ducks under the fourth consecutive clothesline, and hits a reverse neckbreaker drop.*
Cole: Nice move by Venom.
*Venom comes to his feet, and stands above Stone Sour, who's getting up off the floor. Venom backs up to the ropes, and runs at Stone Sour, catching him with a dropkick to the face. He then goes for the cover, but Stone Sour kicks out at one and a half. Venom grabs Stone Sour's hair, and scoop slams him, going for the tag to Decoy. Decoy climbs to the top rope, and goes for a top rope leg drop, but Stone Sour moves at the last second, and Decoy hits the floor hard!*
Cole: Ouch!
King: Thats gotta hurt the leg of Decoy.
*Stone Sour climbs to his feet, and looks down at Decoy, who's coming back to his feet. What happens next flows extremely quickly. Stone Sour climbs on to the first rope itself, as Decoy's bending over from getting up off the floor. Stone Sour then hops up, pushing off the second rope, and flies over Decoy, grabbing him by the neck and crotch as he goes, and pulls Decoy into some weird variation of a roll up pin, where Decoy ends up on his head and shoulders, and the ref slides down to count.
1...
2...
3-NO!*
Cole: Decoy just kicked out at the last second!
*Decoy just kicked out at the last second. Stone Sour smacks his forehead, coming to his feet and looking back down at Decoy. He then attempts to knock the other half of the Kinetic Power Trip off the apron, Venom. Venom, however, grabs Sour's flailing hand, and guillotine drops Stone Sour, falling off the apron himself. Stone Sour then stumbles back, right into a roll up from Venom... 1... 2...*
King: Here comes three!
*Kick out from Stone Sour. Stone Sour then begins to crawl towards his corner, but Decoy's right on top of him, jumping on Stone Sour's back with two firm knees. Sour screams out in pain, rolling over to clutch his back. Decoy then mounts Sour, landing hard right hands to Sour's head. The ref breaks it up, and Decoy then begins to climb to the top rope, signaling for another Top Rope Leg Drop, however, the Xtreme Warrior is on top of Decoy, climbing the turnbuckle behind Decoy and landing hard right hands on Decoy. Decoy begins to battle back, and positions Xtreme Warrior right in front of him, and shoves Warrior down, but as Warrior begins to fall down, he hooks his legs around Decoy's neck, and pulls him down in a frankensteiner.*
Cole: Frankensteiner!
King: Hurricanrana!
Cole: Its all the same!
*Stone Sour is now coming back to his feet, as he's caught with a picture perfect super kick from Venom. Venom then hops over the ropes again, on to the apron, and signals for the Springboard Shooting Star Press! He launches off the top rope, and connects, rolling off right afterward because he became winded from the move. The referee begins counting for the two legal men in this match up, Venom and Stone Sour. 1... Venom begins to stir... 2... Venom is sitting... 3... Decoy is on one knee... 4... Xtreme Warrior has rolled out the ring out the notice of the referee... 5... Stone Sour is coming to his sense and is on one knee, the referee discontinues the count. Decoy and Venom both hook one arm of Stone Sour, and double suplexes Sour into the canvas, going for the pin, but all they hear is the resounding crack of a chair against the back of the referee. When the referee falls, Stone Sour's standing behind him, and begins swinging for Venom and Decoy, but the two men duck around either side of Stone Sour, and land a double Spinning Heel Kick, sending the chair into Xtreme Warrior's face with such impact that the chair then flies out the ring. A referee slides into the ring, as Venom drops to his knees, to pick up the cover off Xtreme Warrior, as well as Decoy pinning Xtreme Warrior. They both pick up a double three count, and the referee rings the bell.*
Winners and still XHF Tag Team Champions: The Kinetic Power Trip
Cole: KPT wins!
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes, Obey the Master of Puppets! Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. Around his waist is his XHF Phoenix Championship title belt. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, shades, and title and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Cole: Here is Death Trap, the ECF legend.
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large X above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he flicks off booing fans on his way to the ring*
King: And here is our great leader of XHF, Mongo the Destroyer! GO MONGO!
Baseball Match
Death Trap vs. Mongo The Destroyer
*The bell rings as the bases are tied to the turnbuckles. Mongo points to the bats above the ring and he turns to climb the ropes to get one of them. DT starts to do the same but stops and reaches out and grabs Homer. Mongo comes down and sees DT with the bat and smiles. He starts moving toward DT until he looks up and sees the bat still suspended there. When he looks down DT has used his speed to get near him. He baseball slides under Mongos legs and uses Homer to smack the back of Mongos knees. When Mongo falls he hits a spinning hook kick to the back of his head. Mongo turns and swings with the bat but DT puts a hand on each end of Homer and holds him up letting Mongo strike it snapping his plain wood bat in two. He uses the handle to stab DTs arm. DT leaps back allowing Mongo to stand. He charges for a clothesline but DT swings and hits him in the shin with Homer. He then smacks him across the head. Mongo goes down hard. DT goes to home and speeds to the bases getting halfway to second but Mongo is up and hits a big boot. DT slams down on the back of his neck and grabs it in pain. Mongo starts stomping him. DT rolls out of the ring. Mongo goes to first and waits for DT to recover.*
King: Look at Mongo and all his majesty!
*DT rolls into the ring and stands right into a choke toss. DT rolls to his feet and stands. Mongo comes in and hits a running haymaker. DT stumbles to the ropes and Mongo clotheslines him over.*
Cole: Jeez, Dagger and GD beat him but DT cant seem to get a hit in on Mongo.
King: ECF sucks thats why.
*Mongo laughs and goes to home. He starts running but the whole ring is shaking and he isnt moving fast. DT grabs Homer and slides in. As Mongo rounds second DT comes from behind and hits a low blow with his bat, which has a metal rod down the center. Mongo collapses. DT starts whaling away on him with the bat to the back. He has snapped.*
: Insult me? Insult my fed? Expect to survive. NO WAY IN HELL! I am the Master of Puppets. Yes even you are my puppet Mongo. I am through toying with you!
*DT keeps smashing him until he rolls out of the ring. Instead of running, DT drops the bat and leaps to the top rope. As Mongo stands DT hits a top rope RVD sidekick to Mongos head. DT rolls Mongo into the ring. Mongo greets him with a leg drop as DT slides in. DT flattens onto the mat in pain. Mongo starts stomping a hole in DT. He picks him up and launches him into the corner with a toss. DT hits hard and leans into the corner. Mongo comes in with a clothesline. He laughs and starts a boot choke as he tosses more negative comments at DT about him and his fed and career. DT turns red with anger and lifts his left leg into Mongos groin. Mongo releases the choke and DT turns him into the corner. He starts hitting him hard with a flurry of martial arts kicks and assorted different punches to his bloated gut. Mongo starts to look sick. DT keeps it coming. He finishes it with a quick step back and as Mongo collapses he superkicks Mongos head into the top turnbuckle and second base. He starts stomping a hold in Mongo. He rolls him out of the corner and leaps up top. He yells, ECF for life, and launches off with a 450-degree splash. DT rolls off slightly winded. He rolls Mongo out of the ring and starts the bases. As he reaches third Mongo reaches in and grabs his leg and makes him fall face first into the base. DT bounces off the base grabbing his head.*
King: Cant beat Mongo!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Cole: King, can you at least respect his talent? Hes fighting as well as anyone against Mongo.
*Mongo goes up top and hits an Xtreme Leg Drop. DT coughs and grabs his neck as he rolls to the corner of first base. Mongo walks over and picks him up. He goes for a chokeslam and holds him up there. DT opens his eyes wide and uses his agility to pull on Mongos arm swinging his legs up. He plants them on Mongos throat and pushes. Mongo releases the hold and DT hits the mat. DT spins taking out his legs.*
King: MONGO NO!
Cole: GO Death Trap! This match is awesome.
*Mongo sits up as DT greets him with a dropkick to the head. Mongo stands up farther away but DT runs in with a leaping uppercut. He grabs Mongo by the head and sets him up for a suplex but spins him into The Trap, a modified Screwdriver. He goes to the middle rope and hits a senton splash. He picks up Mongo and whips him off the ropes. He goes for a spinebuster but Mongo braces himself so DT cant lift him. He then clubs DT on the back and tosses him off the ropes and hits a clothesline. Mongo grabs DT and goes for a chokeslam again. He lifts him and goes to slam him but DT swings up and wraps his legs around Mongos arm so he doesnt fall when Mongo tries to drop him. He hangs from Mongos arm. He sits up and starts punching him in the head. He swings over into a hurricanrana. DT picks Mongo up and starts putting boots to his chest. He sets Mongo up on the top rope and signals to the crowd that its over. He goes for a Final Judgment but Mongo catches him and slides him into position for a top rope Xtreme Edge.*
King: Its SOOO over!!
*Out of nowhere Harry comes from the crowd. He is wearing his ECF Legend t-shirt. He gets to the apron as Mongo leaps. But DT slides off his back and Mongo lands on his feet but with no one to slam. DT kicks backwards and hits another low blow to Mongo. He sets up and hits the Deadliest Trap.*
Cole: A pump handle into emerald fusion. Nasty move.
*Harry enters and DT laughs. He shrugs and starts to run the bases. Harry waits near home for him. As DT heads to home Harry laughs and knocks him over the head with Homer!!*
Cole: WHAT?!
King: Harry has seen the light!
*DT rolls up and glares at him. He starts to get angry. He leaps to hit Harry but Harry hits him again with Homer. Mongo slowly pulls himself up and looks stunned at this development. Harry rips off his ECF shirt and tears it to shreds. He lifts DT up for a Hangmans DDT. But he stops as Mongo points up. Harry moves back and climbs the ropes. He leaps and DT lands neck first in the Hangmans DDT. He isnt moving. Mongo circles the bases and laughs as the bell rings.*
Winner: Mongo the Destroyer
Cole: What thehell?
King: Mongo wins!
*DT lies motionless on the ground as Mongo heads out but Harry stops him. He points to the top rope and grabs DTs lifeless body. Mongo goes up top as Harry hands DT up and Mongo sets up for an Xtreme Edge. He slams DT down and DT just hits the ground and crumples into a heap. Mongo then stands and leaps with a body splash landing on DTs body as it is on its side. DT falls to his back as Mongo hits him. Harry goes out and grabs a bag. He opens it and inside is another brick like at the last match. Mongo holds DT up and Harry crushes the brick on his head and DT is busted wide open and still not moving from the Hangmans DDT Harry hit him with earlier. Mongo and Harry laugh as they leave.*
Cole: This isnt good. DT hit his neck hard on that DDT from Harry . . .
*Gravedigger and Dagger rush out to Death Trap and call for assistance. EMTs load DT onto a stretcher and lead him to the back. As they near the ambulance GD and Dagger watch as he is wheeled to it then they leave. As they load up DT Harry comes up to him on the stretcher and lays the torn t-shirt on his head. He hits him in the chest with Homer before sliding it in next to him with his Phoenix Title and leaving as the medics put him in the ambulance.*
Cole: I cant believe this.
*The bell rings and the camera comes around to the ring announcer standing in the middle of the ring with a referee, who is holding up the BCW Championship.*
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the BCW Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 275 pounds, "Primetime" Chris...Sanders!!
*The arena goes dark, the fans can be heard muttering about who is coming out, and the watchers are caught by surprise when "South Of Heaven" by Slayer hits and a curtain of gold pyro falls from the ceiling and continues to shower down as the song plays, when the theme slows the pyro comes to a halt and "Primetime" Chris Sanders is seen standing on the ramp with his back to the crowd and his right arm raised in the air, clutched in a fist, as the drum beats continue on, spurts of the gold pyro come down in a synchronized motion with the beats as Sanders turns and makes his way to the ring. The crowd continues to cheer as he reclines against the corner turnbuckle and does a "yawn" as he waits for his opponent to arrive.*
King : Wheres Trish?
Cole: Sanders probably thought it was best to keep her in the back after Reeshi threatened her and her unborn child.
Announcer: And now, weighing in at 260 pounds, he is the BCW Champion, Reeshi!!!
*The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, laser pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.*
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
*A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke in which Reeshi is suppose to walk through but he is not their. Burn to Burn by Static X still playing when suddenly out of the corner of the screen, Reeshi hops over the barricade and slides into the ring with a steel chair. Reeshi drops the chair and jumps Sanders from behind, the referee calls for the bell, the match is underway. Sanders hunched over already after being jumped by Reeshi but stands straight up and fires a few rights towards Reeshi, knocking him back into the ropes. Reeshi fires back with a knee to the gut and Reeshi picks up the chair, cracking the chair over the skull of Sanders!*
Cole: Reeshi is just destroying Chris Sanders!
*Sanders falls back as Reeshi stands over him chair in hand, referee trying to talk to Reeshi but as Sanders rolls over Reeshi smacks the chair into the back of Sanders and again as Sanders rolls to the outside. Sanders falls to his knees trying to get back into things but Reeshi is on the outside and in quick pursuit. Reeshi drives the head of Sanders into the barricade, taking him off his feet. Reeshi takes the time to rip up the mats along ringside exposing the concrete below. Reeshi is done and turns back to Sanders who has staggered to his feet and turns to Reeshi. Reeshi picks him up and delivers a stiff spinebuster onto the concrete! Reeshi proceeds in picking up Sanders and tosses him into the steel steps! The steps explode out around him as Reeshi approaches Sanders. "Nobody happy Chris...I want that XHF Title, nobodies happy till I get it!" screams Reeshi as he picks up Sanders and pounds him head first into the ring post. Sanders rings around it and falls to the mat in front of the ramp. Reeshi stalks him, kicking him all the way up the ramp. Once they get up there Sanders strikes with a low blow, trying to buy himself some time. Sanders charges for a Celestial Spear through the set like he did to Storm but Reeshi dodges it and Sanders crashes into the set himself. Reeshi stalks Sanders who is crawling away from the set when Reeshi picks him up and hits him with a German Suplex into the set!*
King: Holy shit!
Cole: Thats not good.
*Sanders goes right through and stumbles down the steps leading up to the top of the ramp. Reeshi walks back through the curtain and down the steps, continuing to stalk Sanders. Reeshi bounces Sanders off the walls repeatedly as they make their way through the back. He picks up a pipe and drives it into the gut of Sanders, leaving him hunched over after a loud scream. Reeshi then smacks him across the back as Sanders drops to his knees until Reeshi strikes him across the head again, this time busting him open! The referee can be heard saying thats it, that Reeshi has been disqualified but isnt at ringside to ring the bell and Reeshi continues the assault!*
Cole: Chris Sanders wins by disqualification!
King: Reeshi doesnt seem to care.
*Reeshi and Sanders have made their way through the arena and are out into the snack area. Hundreds of screaming fans are at the area and are being held back by security as Reeshi tosses Sanders over the counter! Reeshi hops over as well, the workers bail out of the area. Reeshi takes his shoulder, driving it into the gut of Sanders and driving him straight back into the racks of candy bars! He turns and then drives him into the pop machine, stepping back, grabbing him by the head and tossing him through the popcorn machine! The glass shatters as a loud shrill can be heard, Reeshi turns and sees Trish begging for Reeshi to stop. Reeshi hops back over the counter and approaches Trish, as a bloodied Sanders, crawls away. Slowly but surely he begins to crawl away, knocking a few things over to get the attention of Reeshi. Reeshi walks away from Trish and follows Sanders who appears to be just trying to get to ringside so that the bell can be rung. Sanders is picked right back up to his feet as Reeshi tosses him through a set of doors. Sanders staggers through and falls over a balcony! Sanders falls at most seven feet and lands in the standing room only section down at the bottom level. Reeshi beats Sanders all the way down, and knocks him over the barricade putting them back down at the floor level. Reeshi finds a seat of a man who has gone to the washroom, or snack bar or something (obviously not empty, this is an XHF event...they sell out every time) and picks it up. Reeshi beats Sanders over the back with a chair, as Sanders takes off for ring area. Reeshi winds up and with a mighty swing to the head, Sanders stumbles over the barricade and back out to ringside, the referee rings the bell, Sanders out cold, bleeding profusely from his forehead, from slightly above his eyes and from the mouth as well. He is completely out, Reeshi standing over him smiling at Sanders.*
Announcer :: Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of this match by the result of a disqualification, Chris Sanders! The referee has also informed me that due to the fact the winner of this match moves on to Lance Storm for the X*Crown Championship and the BCW is to be added, that Chris Sanders, by disqualification, is the new BCW Heavyweight Champion!
Winner and new BCW Champion: Chris Sanders
Cole: What an assault with a confusing result. Chris Sanders brutally beat but by disqualification wins the BCW Title and will move on to Lance Storm!
King: What an assault. That XHF title must have really lit the fire inside of Reeshi.
*Reeshi looks furious that he lost the BCW title in that as he throws down the chair and picks up Sanders himself. Sanders, unable to stand on his own as he holds him there and hooks the arms. Reeshi standing over the exposed concrete from earlier and drops him with a Coral Reesh onto the concrete!*
Cole: Good God! For the last time somebody stop this!!!
*Reeshi stands over and Sanders and begins to trash talk him. Sanders, completely out, blood all over him, medical staff rushing to the scenes.*
Cole: I dont get it, Reeshi said nobody would get what they wanted for as long as he wasnt XHF Champion, and yet with the disqualification, he gave Sanders what he wanted.
King: Or did he Cole? Look at Sanders. And with Pyro just three days away, will Sanders even be able to make it to Pyro and compete for the X*Crown Title?
*Referees flood the scene, at first not wanting to get anywhere near Reeshi who is still smiling down at Sanders but they eventually step forward and escort Reeshi away from Sanders and to the back to allow the medical staff through. Trish is back to the scene at Sanders side looking on in concern.*
Cole: Sandersdoesnt look good.
*The lights go out, and "Frantic" by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, and the XHF United States Championship around his waist. Destruction pours water on his head and begins to walk towards the ring, Renegade, Fury, Rage, Mr. X, Platinum follow behind him. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as the others stay down at ring level, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, he unstraps the title and holds on strap.*
"Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock"
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with the XHF United States championship in one hand, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, raises his championship in the air. Destruction jumps down and goes back to the outside where he orders the lumberjacks into position.*
Cole: Look at all those Lumberjacks
King: They all hate Scorpion, its great!
*Suddenly, the arena lights begin to flicker on and off and as the crowd rises to it's feet immediately in anticipation, the daunting "Action" by Powerman 5000 hits the PA as the XHF's own "Hellraiser Heartthrob" of ALLL the ladies himself, the great Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks then emerges from behind the curtain with the gorgeous Jennifer Dream by his side! Thereafter, once finished making their way on down the ramp to a chorus of fierce boos, this highly-touted new XHF superstar then finishes making his way on up the ring steps, leaving the elegant Jennifer to continue cheering him on from below now. Once inside the ring moments later, he proceeds to lean over toward the ropes and taunt off momentarily to this entire sellout crowd joining us here tonight, before then finally beginning to bounce back and forth off the ropes awaiting the emergence of any and all forthcoming opposition...*
Cole: Matt Hicks is lucky that everybody has his back tonight!
King: Hicks doesnt need them, he can beat Scorpion with his skills.
*The arena lights dim and the sounds of Godsmacks "I Stand Alone" fill the arena. Smoke covers the stage as the fans get on there feet and begin to cheer the name of the Peoples Champion Scorpion. The curtain is thrown aside and Scorpion appears through the smoke to a huge obviation from the crowd. Scorpion walks down the ramp pausing half way down as white lights flash through the arena as the sound of thunder echoes over the music at the same time. Scorpion continues to the ring, stopping at the bottom of the ramp. He looks to his right where Rage, Renegade and Fury are standing and then over to the left where Destruction stands in front of Mr. X and Platinum. Scorpion takes a dive and slides into the ring.*
King: Scorpions scared of them all.
Cole: I would be too when they all want to kick your ass.
Lumberjack Match
Scorpion vs. Matt Hicks
*Scorpion stands in the ring, staring over towards Hicks who is arrogantly calling on Scorpion. Edging Scorpion on. Scorpion continues to stand there taking it all in before firing a right hand in towards Hicks. The right has Hicks staggering as Scorpion fires a few more, sending Hicks into the ropes. Scorpion, whips him across the ring and into the far ropes. Scorpion goes for the clothesline but Hicks ducks under. Hicks stops and turns to Scorpion who takes him down with a belly to belly suplex. Scorpion stands over Hicks and eventually helps him to his feet, and forces him back into the corner. Scorpion begins throwing punches towards Hicks but Hicks blocks a blow, ducks under the next and now has Scorpion in the ropes. Scorpion takes a few kicks, before grabbing Hicks shoulders and tosses him back into the corner. Scorpion tries driving the shoulder into the gut of Hicks but Hicks jumps onto the middle turnbuckle, flips over Scorpion and tries rolling him up. Scorpion stops, drops down on top of Hicks and begins firing rights into the head of Matt "Hellraiser" Hicks. Referee forces Scorpion off of him eventually and Hicks lifts his head, in a daze after the heavy punches from Scorpion. Scorpion, grabs the back of the head of Hicks and brings him to his feet. Scorpion whips Hick into the ropes. Hicks comes back, and jumps up at Scorpion. His feet get locked in around the knees of Scorpion, he is extended straight out, facing down towards the mat. Scorpion picks him up and Hicks grabs the head of Scorpion for a bulldog. Scorpion is able to hang on, walks over to the ropes and tosses Hicks to the outside. Hicks hits the mat hard and falls into the barricade. Rage and Mr. X walk over there and stare down at Hicks. Rage then helps up Hicks and Mr. X escorts him back to the ring, rolling him back in.*
King: See Cole, these Lumberjacks are fair.
Cole: Wait until Scorpion gets thrown out of the ring.
*Scorpion stands in the middle of the ring, seeing Hicks down and runs into the ropes. He suddenly stops as Destruction grabs his foot! Scorpion turns and leans over the ropes, reaching for Destruction but off the top rope comes Platinum, driving the throat of Scorpion over the top rope, sending him straight back towards Hicks in the ring. Platinum ends up sitting on the apron before jumping down, the referee comes over, and down with Hicks and questions Destruction and Platinum, both raise their hands in innocence. Meanwhile, Scorpion was jolted right back towards Hicks who catches Scorpion just as he turns, with a spinning kick into the head of Scorpion. Scorpion goes down and Hicks makes the cover, Scorpion kicking out after two.*
Cole: I told King.
King: I didnt see a thing.
*Hicks picks up Scorpion and trash talks him before tossing him to the outside! Rage, Fury, Renegade, Mr. X and Platinum all gather around taking turns, driving boots into Scorpion who is lying helpless on the ground when Destruction steps in and calls everyone off. Destruction, stands over Scorpion as he struggles to his feet, slapping the back of the head of Scorpion, taunting him. Destruction then grabs Scorpion and tosses him into the steel steps! Scorpion lays up against the steps as everyone again jumps in with the kicks but Destruction quickly calls them off and orders them to toss him back into the ring.*
Cole: Dammit, this is a handicapped match!
King: Destruction missed the ring, it happens to everybody.
*Mr. X does the honors, tossing Scorpion back into the ring. Destruction is seen in the corner mentioning something to Platinum. Platinum responds and it seems to be turning into a conversation. Hicks jumps up onto the top rope and tries to come off with a leg drop but Scorpion rolls out of the way, nobody home for Hicks! Scorpion, struggling about crawls over to the ropes, and is pulling himself up. With that, the conversation between Destruction and Platinum ends as Platinum runs across to the far side of the ring and jumps up onto the ring apron. The referee turns around, distracted by Platinum and Destruction orders Rage into the ring. Rage charges towards Scorpion and drives the knee into the back of the head of Scorpion, sending his throat into that middle rope, taking him right back down to the mat!*
Cole: Dammit!
King: You curse too much Cole.
*Again with Scorpion down, Destruction sees fit that its now time to step in. He walks over to where Scorpion is as Rage slides out of the ring, and grabs the head of Scorpion. Destruction, pulls Scorpions head closer towards him, leaving it draped over the ring apron. Destruction holds it there and fires rights to his busted open forehead, the wound still there from Overheated! Destruction finishes with an elbow, Scorpion quickly pulls away and remains down, but now fully in the ring as Platinum jumps down from the apron and the referee turns back around, Hicks now back up to his feet. Hicks runs across to the far side and hits the ropes, bounces back and connects with a dropkick to the face of a crawling Scorpion! Hicks rolls over Scorpion for the cover, 1,2...Scorpion gets the shoulder up! Hicks pounds his fist onto the mat, in frustration, unable to put Scorpion away. Hicks climbs to his feet, Scorpion is doing the same. Hicks pick up Scorpion and connects with a nicely executed drop kick that sends Scorpion back into the corner. Hicks attempts the Irish whip into the far corner but Scorpion reverses, sending Hicks into the corner. Scorpion stays back, charges, and connects with the Scorpion Splash!*
Cole: Scorpion Splash!
King: No!
*Hicks staggers out of the corner and falls to the mat, Scorpion falls to his knees in to the corner. Hicks rolls over, lifting his head, a little dazed and tries climbing to his feet. Scorpion pulls himself up using the turnbuckles. Hicks tries fighting Scorpion off with a right hand but Scorpion, after staggering for a short moment, fires back, taking Hicks down. Hicks jolts right up and jumps onto the shoulders of Scorpion for a Hurricanrana. Scorpion is able to hang on and Hicks turns around into the electric chair drop position. Hicks tries diving forward, and rolling up Scorpion but Scorpion reverses and tosses Hicks forward, off his shoulders. Hicks lands on his feet, Scorpion wraps his arm around the neck of Hicks and connects with a Scorpion Death Drop! Hicks is down, Scorpion is down but Scorpion is able to lift his head up, roll over and drop the arm over Hicks. 1....2....Renegade pulls the referee out of the ring, but it appears as though Hicks may have just gotten the shoulder up in time anyway. With the referee on the outside with Renegade, Mr. X reaches in and pulls out Scorpion. Mr. X drives Scorpion into the barricade but Scorpion seems to have absorbed most of the blow and knocks Mr. X away from him with a few right hands, a few more takes Mr. X down. Platinum leaps from about 10-15 feet away, right on top of Scorpion, knocking him off balance at first but Scorpion simply tosses him aside. Fury then strikes right up into the face of Scorpion, Mr. X and Platinum jump back in on the mix and the numbers game takes Scorpion right back down! Platinum gets his shots in and backs away as Fury and Mr. X pull Scorpion in front of the barricade. They start by whipping him forward slightly before pulling him right back, back first into the barricade! Scorpion falls to the mat and Fury tosses him back into the ring.*
Cole: Scorpion is getting his ass kicked.
*Hicks slips over to the apron and comes back with a leg drop to Scorpion inside the ring! Hicks leans back to the make the cover but Scorpion has his foot on the ropes. The ref doesnt see it and begins to count. 1...Mr. X knocks Scorpions foot off the ropes two, 2...the referee seems to have noticed Mr. X run by because he stops the count and begins questioning Mr. X! A furious Destruction jumps up onto the apron and demands the referee make a count and not worry about the lumberjacks, complaining as to how there was a decision to be made there and he just stopped counting. Hicks joins which gives Scorpion some much needed time to get up, relieved over the stopped count, maybe now catching some breaks. Hicks is on the apron and leaps over, sunset flip to Scorpion, but Scorpion rolls through and grabs legs of Hicks. Scorpion struggles but eventually is able to turn over Hicks, the Scorpion Death Lock is locked in! Hicks is struggling but doesnt seem to be able to hang on much longer. Mr. X runs around to the far side of the ring and jumps up onto the apron facing Scorpion, distracting the referee. Destruction slides into the ring with the United States Title in hand. He comes from behind and strikes Scorpion over the back of the head with the United States Title!*
Cole: Scorpion just cant beat the odds.
*Scorpion goes down and Mr. X jumps down. Hicks inches over and pulls himself up the turnbuckles. Hicks drops down over the top turnbuckle and connects with the Enlightenment! The US Title, the Enlightenment, Scorpion had to be done now as Destruction and company on the outside, all applauding and all with a smile on their faces as they begin to count with the referee. 1...2....those on the outside all chant three but the referee does not, Scorpion got the shoulder up! Destruction now furious on the outside, the others watch in disbelief. Hicks completely frustrated in the ring. Scorpion takes a moment but begins to climb up via the ropes.*
Cole: Scorpion is still alive!
King: That was three!
*Scorpion stands up and Hicks greats him, dropping down, attempting the roll up but Scorpion turns sideways and rolls up Hicks, 1...2..Hicks kicks out and immediately drops the elbow on Scorpion. Destruction begins thinking and tells Hicks to go for the legs. Hicks picks up the leg of Scorpion and locks in a figure four! Scorpion feeling the immense pressure right off the bat but is al fight through and a few moments later, rolls over on Hicks and the Death Trap is locked in again! Hicks wastes little time tapping this time!*
Winner: Scorpion
Cole: Scorpion did it!
King: How!?
*Platinum enters the ring and goes after Scorpion but he dodges the bullet and tosses him to the outside. Fury comes in and Scorpion takes him down with a clothesline as Fury rolls to the outside. Renegade approaches and Scorpion hammers him with rights before clotheslining him over the top and to the outside! He turns around and sees Rage charging and back body drops him over the top and to the outside. Mr. X runs around and pulls Hicks out of the ring, Scorpion, breathing heavily on his feet, calling Destruction into the ring but Destruction takes his title and slowly backs away up the ramp joining the rest of the group. Scorpion drops to his knees to catch his breath as Hicks and the Lumberjacks disappear to the back.*
Cole: Destruction doesnt want Scorpion when hes one on one with him, but when theres a bunch of people helping him he has no problem.
King: Hey, everybody does that.
*Staind's "It's Been A While" hits the Sound System, in the chorus. The arena lights shut off, and the XtremeTron lights up. Smoke in the video clogs the screen, as a countdown clock is shown. The crowd awaits in wonder, of who it could possibly be. The screen flashes lights and text begins to flow through, and a deep voiced announcer reads it*
"Coming This August ....
Hell Will Rise Once Again ....
The Fury Will Be Unleashed ....
The Xtreme Genre Returns ....
He Will Bring The Pain ....
You Will Feel His Wraith ....
Prepare ....
He's Back ....
And Shit Will Happen ...."
*The song is cut off, and the screen goes blank. The song goes to its final slow standpoint. The crowd wonders who will return... Then explosions blast from The XHF Stage.
Cole: What in the Hell was that?
King: I don't know, but I just want to know who is coming back!
Cole: It could be anyone, Jerry, anyone... even from the... BDDWF days...
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
King: Chris Williams is hyped, but Rat wants it more.
*The arena is in a silent hush as the starting guitar riffs from Stainds Price To Play hit the arena sound system as the XtremeTron flashes pictures from Rat Bastards more memorable moments here in the XHF. Suddenly the curtain is flipped up and Rat walks from behind it with the XHF Championship draped over his shoulder, gazing out evilly into the crowd. bright flashes from strobe lights go off as Rat makes his way down the ramp. Slowly he climbs upon the outside of the apron, and tosses the belt into the ring before climbing in himself.*
Cole: This man knocked out Reeshi, he has my respect.
XHF World Heavyweight Championship
Rat Bastard vs. The Energy Chris Williams
*The referee picks up the belt, showing it to the crowd as they begin to cheer as Williams climbs to the top rope, pointing to the belt and himself. But that was the first mistake within itself of the match, as Rat attacked him from behind, climbing the second rope and setting Williams up for a Superplex. Thank Goodness for his quick reflexes, as he backflipped off of Rat's shoulders before Rat met the mat. Williams ran to the opposite side of the ring, as Rat came to his feet, and then somersault flipped to the corner where Rat Bastard was, flipping into a flying elbow, which met nothing but turnbuckle. Rat then began to land hard right hands to William's ribs and head, along with the occasional knee, until the ref broke it up. Rat snuck in one last quick chop, which made Williams grab his chest. Rat then held out his arms to the crowd, smirking widely. Williams, enraged, ran at Rat and tackled him down to the ground, jumping up to his feet to hit a somersault backflip into a pin. The referee slapped out a one count, before Rat threw Williams off of him. Williams scurried to his feet, and up to the second rope, hitting a quick dropkick on Rat Bastard.*
Cole: Williams has the speed advantage in this match.
King: But Rat has the power, and with that power, he can crush Williams.
*At this point we hear Rat exclaim "Sumbitch!" as he hits the mat, and come back to his feet, scouring the area for Williams, who's nowhere to be found... to Rat at least. Rat goes and peers over every side of the ring, until he peers over the side closest to the ring, and begins to stare up the ramp, trying to spot Williams. It's at this point that Williams scurries back into the ring, and slides under Rat Bastard, with the quick schoolboy and rolls up Rat, in attempt to get the pin.*
Cole: Williams has it here!
*The referee slaps out a one count, when Williams puts his feet on the ropes, the referee makes a two count, but then stops, kicking William's feet of the ropes, which causes Williams to lose his balance and Rat breaks free of the roll up, coming back to his feet infuriated. He then picks up Williams by the neck, and then lands a quick and thunderous powerslam, which sends Williams falling to the mat. He goes to pin Williams, but Williams reverses it into a roll up yet AGAIN, and Rat kicks out before a two count. Williams is pissed by this point, and begins to argue with the referee.*
Cole: Williams is not happy
King: Hes pissed off.
*It's at this point that Rat Bastard pushes Williams into the ropes, and pulls him back into a German Suplex, releasing so William's body can pop limply on impact. Williams is laid out, along with Rat Bastard, who's exhausted from all the constant reversals on William's part. Williams, however, with boundless energy, kick flips to his feet, and jumps right on to Rat Bastard with three consecutive elbow drops. He finally climbs to the top rope, and signals for the Drop Of A Thousand Bastards! Williams executes Rat Bastard's own move on him, but is too hurt himself to go for the cover! Williams however, begins to crawl over to Rat and drape his arm over Rat, but Rat kicks out a two again!*
King: That is why Rat Bastard is the champion!
*Williams slides out the ring, and goes for a chair by now, and slides back into the ring raising it in the air over Rat, but the referee grabs the chair right out of Williams, and Williams simply improvises, with a front flip splash on to Rat Bastard, followed by mounted punches. Rat Bastard grabs William's hands, and yanks Williams right off of him, sending Williams through the ropes to the outside. Rat then rolls out the ring, and begins to kick Williams hard in the ribs, and sends him right into the side of the ring, treating Williams like a rubber band he pulls him right back, straight into a barricade. Williams screams out in pain, but on the third attempt to pull him, Williams locks on around Rat's neck, and begins choking him! Rat begins fighting wildly, until he finally snapmares Williams over his shoulders, but not quickly enough, because Williams pulls Rat down into a variation of a Stone Cold Stunner, with Rat Bastard overselling and flipping backwards. Williams falls out as well, exhausted yet again.*
Cole: This match is becoming physically demanding for both competitors.
King: Yeah, Williams is giving this his all, but Rat Bastard can't be kept down!
*Enter: Raven. He runs down the ramp, straight around the ring, as the referee is checking on Rat. Rat rolls into the ring, followed by the ref. While Rat is complaining about something to keep the ref occupied, Raven picks up Williams, and sets him up for an Evenflow DDT, but before he does that, he pulls the chair underneath him... But it still isn't enough for him. He pulls back the padding that surrounds the ring, for the exposed concrete, places the chair where William's chest will land, and Evenflow DDT's Williams right into the exposed concrete, his head landing right on the concrete, and his body landing on the chair. Raven then rolls Williams into the ring, all bloodied, and Rat goes for the cover.
1...
2...
3.*
Winner and still XHF Champion: Rat Bastard
Cole: Raven just cost Chris Williams the XHF Championship!
*The ring announcer hands raven a microphone.*
: Chris Williams, you do not deserve a #1 title shot match with the likes of myself, let alone an XHF Heavyweight title match. It's like the usual bully and nerd story. The big, jockey type comes in and pokes fun at the undersized wiz kid, years go by and the nerd ends up owning the bully. I own you, Williams. You should've known better than this, you can not cheat death. 'Cause fate - fate has brung me to you, destiny - destiny has brought you to Rat Bastard, and pain - pain has brung you to the sad ending of the story where the champion reigns supreme and the challenger is just another fallen star. You see, I had to make sure that karma got her chance to get her two cents in. The cross, the priest, the birds at the vets office, you have no respect for anything or anyone, not even yourself. You talk about me not being willing enough to hold the XHF title, I'll tell you what Williams, I'll tell you what, how many times have you held heavyweight belts? XHF Tag Team titles with your deceased pal, Chris Adams. I held the ECW Tag Team titles on four separate occasions, once with my arch nemesis, Tommy Dreamer. Ive also held the Tag titles with Saturn in the old WCW. How many times have you held the XHF Tag titles? Point proven, Chris. Before you deserted the XHF and it's fans, you had a pretty decent length stay here at the XHF and during that stay, you had an XHF Tag Team championship title reign with Chris Adams. My short stay here in the XHF, I've done more than you could think of. Doesn't it drive you nuts, Chris? Doesn't it make you wanna come through this swarm of Flockies to get your hands on the leader himself? Come do it then, Williams.
*Tommy Dreamer, Perry Saturn, Lodi and Stevie Richards show up by the barricade several feet in front of Raven.*
Raven-Four more Flockies to go through, Chris. Do you think that you could get through am all? Even if you do, do you think that youll have enough power and energy to even stand a chance to me once you get here? I remember you talking about how the fans don't wanna see a champion with ripped clothes, long hair and an unshaven chin, but I say we let the fans decide. "Now I'm not pretty and I'm not cool, but I'm fat and I'm ugly and proud, so FUCK YOU!" Corey Taylor is a genius in his endeavor. That's one of the many things that links us together. You see, good fortune does not come to those who refuse to learn, it come to those of us with more than just impressive intelligent fortitude. Chris Williams, I told you that Death was stalking you. You have just fell victim to the Ebony Bird of Yore. Quoth the Raven, NEVERMORE.
*Raven slides into the ring, and begins to stomp away at the already incapacitated Williams, when Diamond darts down the ring, shedding his shirt and sliding into the ring! He clotheslines Raven, and then hits a Cross Body on Rat Bastard, but Rat Bastard rolls it into a Rat Trap, and Diamond begins squirming furiously!*
Cole: Rat Trap!
King: He has it in tight.
*Diamond taps repeatedly as a multitude of officials begin to storm the ring, separating Rat Bastard and Raven from Chris Williams and Diamond.*
Cole: What carnage! This is a damned warzone!
King: No kidding, both Diamond and Williams have been decimated. Diamond should have stayed in the back, instead of coming to get his ass kicked.
Cole: Diamond was simply doing the right thing!
King: Nice guys finish last.
*Diamond comes to his feet as Rat Bastard and Raven begin backing up the ramp, while "Price To Pay" is playing. Diamond calls for a microphone, and the music cuts off.*
Diamond: Tonight, Rat, you got lucky! Tonight you retained that title because that damned Flockin' fool right next to you screwed this man who deserves that title way more than you do, but on Pyro you won't get lucky, not with me, and not with any ladies after, you want to know why, Rat?
*Diamond begins laughing, while holding his neck.*
Diamond: I just left Destruction's office earlier tonight, and our match has been made a "No Interference" match, which means none of your buddies, or none of my enemies can come down to the ring, or they're fired! Let's see you get your way out of this Rat, because I'm going to break you down into nothing, just like you've done to me for the past year! Can't wait until you're on the receiving end of the Diamond Cutter, can you Rat?!
*Diamond continues laughing as "The Way You Like It" hits the XtremeTron, and XHF's Gastro comes to a close.*
Cole: Welcome to Gastro everybody!
King: Just coming out of Overheated, this should be a great show.
*Forsaken by Disturbed hits the PA, and a silhouette of a woman with an alternating lilac, light red and white background is shown on the XtremeTron. The silhouette is slowly dancing...and Dagger walks out. She crosses her arms across her chest, and hugs herself quickly, then brings both arms down, stroking the sides of her body as she does so. She smirks cheekily, and dances Lita-Style down to the ring. She grabs a mic, and gets into the ring.*
Cole: This dagger, heh, she really has it out for Mongo.
King: Meaning what, she loves Mongo?
Cole: No, she wants to kick him in the nuts.
King: Ohwait OUCH!
Sayge vs. Dagger
*She doesnt have to wait long, for Sayge takes the initiative and charges her. Dagger sidesteps him and shoves the young superstar face first into the turnbuckle. His head bounces off and he leans in the corner. Dagger begins to unload with three big forearms. She slows the pace down a bit with two delayed boots to the midsection, then grabs the wrist of Sayge and whips him across the ring. As Sayge charges the turnbuckle, he seems to recover his senses, and runs up the buckles. When he reaches the top, he does a back flip and Dagger steps under him. Sayge lands behind her and immediately charges the back of the Dagger. He boosts himself onto her shoulders for a victory roll, but she holds her ground. Dagger keeps him vertical, still on her shoulders before boosting him off, allowing Sayge to land face first across the top turnbuckle. His head whips back and his legs go limp, collapsing in the corner. Dagger lifts him to his feet and scoops the young talent up on her shoulder. She runs with him before slamming his back hard to the canvas with a running power slam. Dagger hooks the leg 1..2..Sayge rolls the shoulder.*
Cole: He kicked out!
*Dagger lifts him from the canvas, into a seated position. She bounces off the ropes, and bounces back with a basement dropkick right to Sayge's chin. She makes a sloppy cover...1...2...kick out. Dagger grabs the hair of the young superstar and lifts him to his feet. Dagger backs Sayge into the ropes and whips him across the ring, but it is reversed and Dagger is sent for the ride. She bounces back as Sayge charges her. She swings with a lariat but Sayge ducks under and they both hit the ropes. As both competitors charge each other once more Dagger again tries a lariat, but to no avail. Sayge hooks her outstretched arm and floats up for a crucifix, but Dagger drops back hard, with a beautiful Samoan drop! 1...2...again Sayge gets the shoulder up!*
Cole: Dagger seems to have control of Sayge.
*Dagger looks to be getting a bit frustrated and bounces off the ropes, big leg drop and she makes the cover again...1..2..Sayge powers out! Dagger is sent flying as Sayge scrambles to his feet. He charges Dagger, who sends him bouncing into the ropes. She lifts him for a sidewalk slam as he bounces back, but Sayge floats completely over her, landing back flip behind his opponent. He grabs a waist lock and the two charge the ropes. Dagger grabs a hold of the top-rope as the momentum sends Sayge rolling backwards. He gets right to his feet as Dagger charges him. She swings high with a forearm and turns back to face him...only to be sent flying with a hot shot on the top rope! Dagger stumbles backwards and swings with a clothesline, but Sayge ducks under. He hits the ropes and bounces back allowing Dagger to swing again, ducking under of course and running toward the opposite ropes. Sayge bounces back as Dagger crouches down for a body drop. As Sayge approaches her, he puts on the brakes! Sayge wastes no time capitalizing, he lifts Dagger from the crouched position into what looks to be a piledriver! He cradles it, then drives her, skull first into the ring mat. Dagger's head bounces off the canvas as Sayge scrambles for the cover..1.2..kick out!*
Cole: That move was vicious!
King: Yes, only Kings should use that moveheh-heh
Cole: That was lame.
King: Shut up.
*Sayge, seeing his downed opponent, and runs to the ropes and hits a leg drop. He leans back deep, hooking the leg.....1........2.......She gets the shoulder up! Sayge scrambles up and lifts Dagger as well. He scoops and slams her to the mat before dropping a senton splash across her abdomen. 1...Sayge doesnt bother to keep the cover. He gets straight to his feet and heads right for the corner. Sayge speedily scales the turnbuckle as Dagger manages to get to make her way back up. She stumbles foreword and leans against the ropes just as Sayge gets in a standing position. The young superstar loses his balance and lands "spread-eagled" on the top turnbuckle.*
Cole: Sayge tried to be a hotshot going for a move that isnt in his resume, which cost him.
King: Youre just so smart Cole.
*Dagger looks at the crowd who give her a decent amount of cheers before she begins to scale the turnbuckle as well. Slowly but surely Dagger hooks Sayge for a superplex! She lifts him, but it's blocked! Two rib shots later and Sayge has the upper hand! He forearms Dagger in the back, and then sunset flips over, hooking her for a power bomb! Instead of snapping it, Sayge just charges with it....running power bomb!!!!! but wait! Dagger reverses it at the last second! Hurricanrana! Sayge is sent sprawling to the canvas but scrambles to get to his feet as the Dagger meets him with a huge kick to the side of Sayges head. Sayge is staggered and seems to be barely able to stand, but Dagger is not done as she now sends another kick to the solar plexus and a sweep of Sayges legs take him to the ground completing Kyoku-Geri . Dagger makes the cover 1........2..........3!!!!!!*
Winner: Dagger
Cole: What a debut by Sayge!
King: But Dagger beat him. Haha.
*Dagger is in the ring and climbs up the second rope and holds her arms in the air, taunting the crowd. As she is taunting, Chris Kanyon suddenly runs down the ramp and slides into the ring! Kanyon taunts for Dagger to turn around, so when she does and turns around, Kanyon lifts her up and drops her with The Flatliner!*
Cole: Dammit! What was that for!?
King: No clue.
*The crowd erupts with boos, as Dagger lays on the mat, defenseless from a beating from Kanyon. He continues to beat on Dagger until hes satisfied, and then rolls out of the ring. He walks up the camera man and begins to scream Gravedigger, you better be listening now! Kanyon mocks the crowd while making his way up the ramp, and he makes it in the back.*
Cole: Thats sick.
King: Hes sending a message to Gravedigger. He wants the European title!
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, and the XHF United States Championship around his waist. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck comes from behind and unstraps his championship belt, and hands it to him.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with the XHF United States championship in one hand, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, raises his championship in the air. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponent, as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
Cole: I still dont understand why Destruction has it out for Hardcore Harry.
King: Cole, did you see that video package? He almost killed Destruction!
Cole: But he didnt, Destruction should just live on with his life.
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them riled up. Harry then heads to the ring and Harry then goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Cole: Harry put on a great show at Overheated.
King: But he lost. Haha.
Hardcore Match for the XHF United States Championship
Destruction w/Tylene Buck vs. Hardcore Harry
*The bell goes off, and both men pace with their arms out, low on their knees. Destruction charges towards Harry, and quickly attacks with a forearm. Harry gets up but Destruction still helps him up vigorously grabbing him by the hair. He knees him in the abs, and delivers a right hand, as Harry stumbles. Harry falls onto the ropes, grabbing on from behind for support, but Destruction keeps delivering right hand shots. He smirks at the crowd, and goes off the ropes, delivering a clothesline to Harry over the top rope! Harry lay near the ramp way, and Destruction slowly follows. He slams Harrys face into the ramp way, grating his face like thick cheese. Destruction looks under the ring apron and retrieves a steel chair, and taunts the crowd. Harry slowly gets to his feet, and is hit with the collision! The crowd boos and cheers, for Destruction and the move. Destruction once again pulls Harry up by his hair, and brings him around the ring, to the announce table. He kicks him in the gut, and sets him up for the Eve of Destruction. Destruction jumps up, his knees off the ground, but Harry slides his head out of the way! Destructions knees hit the announce table as he bounces off, almost falling on the announcers who move out of the way. Tylene watches in horror but stays away, as Harrys bruised face gets a wicked smile.*
King: Haha - that was a close one.
Cole: This is no laughing matter King!
King: Youre right! Poor Tylene.
*Harry hops off the announce table, and grabs the bell from the timekeeper. He stands a few feet back from the announce table and measures up the space between the announce table and the ring. He looks and Destruction and then moves on, sliding the bell under bottom rope and resting it in the ring. Harry jumps onto the announce table, standing tall and pulling Destruction up. He angles them towards the Spanish announce table, and suplexes Destruction! The US Champ lay on both, his abdomen area in the middle, hanging in air almost. He lies like a bridge between the two tables; his feet almost sliding off the Spanish. Harry gets the ring bell and holds it up in the air, causing an eruption from the crowd. He angles it in a way so his hands are on the wide part. He walks over to Destruction, and slams the bell in his groin area! Destruction falls in between the commentating centers, and he holds his nuts in pain. The crowd cheers as Harry just laughs at the US Champ. As one can imagine Destruction is still on the floor, and Harry picks up the US Title Belt from the timekeeper. He puts it around his waist and poses causing another uproar, but un-straps and walks back over to Destruction. He lifts him up by his hair, and tosses him into the steel steps. He stomps Destruction, and lifts up the top part of the steps. He thrusts it down forward straight on Destruction's head, but is kicked in the sack. 1-1 is what the canning scoreboard reads. They both crawl around, and Harry reaches the barricade for support. Destruction is the first to his feet, and Harry gets up slowly after, still leaning on the barricade. The champ searches for more play toys, and smiles as he pulls out his bastard child, the sledgehammer. Harry turns around and Destruction rampages at him with the hammer, knocking him in the nose and clean over the barricade.*
King: Isnt it amazing how he turns around just as he gets hit with the sledgehammer?
Cole: Who cares King, its a coincidence, and this is Xtreme.
*Destruction hops over the barricade and pummels Harry. Fans touch their backs and high five each other as Harry tries to fight back, but to no avail. Destruction begins pounding Harrys face into his knee, and elbows him in the back of the head. He throws him into a door, and Harry bounces back onto the cement floor on the rebound. A fan runs up to Destruction and is greeted with an autograph in the shape of a fist on his face. Destruction walks over to Harry, and lifts up the giant, horizontally in his arms. He delivers a fallaway slam into the same set of doors, but they still dont swing open. He gets frustrated, and brings Harry back a few feet. He grabs his head and charges into the door, but Harry stops himself at the last second. He delivers punches to Destruction, and smashes his head into the fire alarm near the doors, smashing it to bits and pieces. Destruction fights back, and struggles to lock Harry in the Last Remaining Light, but doesnt get very far. Harry takes Destructions head, and clubs the door with it. He opens the door, and they fight down a hallway to a garage. Harry whips Destruction into the garage door, and the sound echoes. He yells at a worker to open the garage door, and slowly it goes up. He pushes Destruction into the parking lot, and begins yelling at him.*
King: Didnt Destruction want to go back there? He seemed like he was trying earlier on
Cole: All the more Xtreme!
*Destruction slowly gets up, and laughs at Harry. He runs away, searching for something, and Harry chases, cussing him off. He comes to a halt, and nails Harry in the face. He seems to be scratching the back of his left ankle for strange reasons. He grins and pulls something out. He goes to a car and opens it, and gets in the drivers seat. The license reveals the name XHFDES and Harry backs away, noticing whats going on. Hes chased near the arena, where he retrieves a fire extinguisher, and taunts Destruction to come for him in the garage. The champ gladly responds to the demand and drives straight for Harry, but the challenger jumps on to the car and smashes the extinguisher through the windshield! It hits Destruction, his face cut up with glass and screaming. His hands are over his expression, but he keeps his foot down on the pedal. He wipes away the clinging glass but Harry still tries to attack him. The US champ pulls him into the car, and throws him into the backseat. Harry chokes Destruction from behind, lifting him off the pedal, and stopping the car near the end of the garage. With strength, he throws him to the passengers seat and climbs up to the front, elbowing the champ once more. Destructions head hits the window and smashes through. Harry opens up the sunroof, and stands up, half of his body through it. His image goes back down again, and we see Destruction pulled up with him. Harry lifts him up in a vertebreaker position, and moves over a bit further from the sunroof. He jumps up, and sticks his knees out, clamping Destructions head in between, and lands on the trunk, causing a huge dent. Destruction rolls off the trunk and onto the floor, and Harry hops off the car, and literally TEARS off the trunk!*
King: Lets watch him no-sell this
Cole: This is getting Xtreme, emphasis on the no-e thing. Harry is showing off that strength.
King: Nah, the trunk was beat up enough.
Cole: Destructions going to have to buy a new car.
*Harry pulls up Destruction, and takes him back a few feet. Running Choke Bomb into the trunk! Harry hits his stomach on the way, and holds it in recoil. Destruction is almost out of breath, but slowly gets up, bloody face and all. He tries to strike Harry, but just falls over. Harry catches him, and hits a T-bone suplex, taking them both out. The referee begins the 10 count. One...two.threefour...five...nothing. At six, Destruction twitches up, showing signs of tiring. Destruction slowly pulls up Harry, and pushes him at the car. Harry flails over into the trunk, and Destruction, almost falling to his side, gets in the drivers seat, and calls over the ref, giving him instructions. Into the headpiece, the ref makes communication, and within a matter of seconds, an announcement is heard.*
Bonnie Jenkins: Ladies and gentlemen near door exit 5, please get out of the way of the door.
*Destruction makes a U-turn in the garage, and backs the car up at 100 through the hallway, and smashing through the doors! In few seconds, he smashes the trunk against the barricade, but forwards it up a bit. Again, he rams the trunk of his own car into the barricade! And again, he forwards the car up to the doors. He rams at almost a third higher speed, and the back of the car goes up and the second half is upon the barricade. Destruction walks out of the seat, smiling, still walking around like an alcoholic. He climbs up to the barricade and steps up to the trunk, lifting Harry up. He right hands him once, if even needed, and kicks him in the gut. Destruction hits the Eve of Destruction off the barricade, and onto the floor, as the ref struggles getting over the same barricade. 1 2 3. Destruction retains the title after one hell of a match.*
Winner and still XHF United States Champion: Destruction
Cole: Wow. Just wow.
King: That was a nice car
*"Whatever" by Our Lady Peace hits the speakers as the crowd erupts into a frenzy of cheers and boos, for the greatest technical wrestler has arrived! Chris Benoit smirks at the people in the arena, looking around before walking to the ring, his arms raised into the air. He rolls into the ring, the same confident smirk on his face as he circles the ring once, letting everyone take a picture of this great superstar.*
Cole: My money is on Chris Benoit, hes been on a roll.
King: He beat Kanyon at Overheated, so he is good people.
*Born Of a Broken Man by Rage Against The Machine plays as GD walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. Gd then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
King: I still cant believe Gravedigger beat Rage.
Cole: Shocking isnt it?
King: Yes. Yes it was.
XHF European Championship
Chris Benoit vs. Gravedigger
*The match begins as Chris Benoit and GD lock up in the center of the ring. Benoit out muscles GD and pushes him hard to the mat. Benoit points at GD and laughs. Benoit then runs at GD and connects with a strong lariat on GD. Benoit stomps on the head of GD and begins to pull GD to his feet. GD gets to his knees and Benoit paint brushes slaps on the back of the neck of GD. GD tackles Benoit to the ground from his knees and begins to lay punches to the faces of . The ref makes the five count and GD releases Benoit. Benoit gets to his feet and GD runs at Benoit and connects with a high cross body. GD makes the cover 1-2-kick out by Benoit and GD doesn't let up as he drops a quick elbow to Benoit and gets back up and delivers another. GD pulls Benoit to his feet and GD grabs Benoit for a belly-to-belly Suplex. GD again goes for the pin 1-2-yet another kick out from Benoit. GD gets to his feet and runs over to the ropes as Benoit is still down. GD gets to the top rope but Benoit quickly gets up and staggers over to the ropes hitting them and causing GD to lose his balance and land on the top turnbuckle. Benoit slowly moves over to GD and sets GD up hitting a superplex. Benoit gets to his feet slowly as he looks out at the crowd with an evil grin. Benoit looks down at the fallen GD and begins to lift him to his feet again paint brushing slaps to the back of the neck. Benoit gets GD to his feet and hits GD with a short arm clothesline sending GD back to the mat. Benoit then rolls GD out of the ring to cause some real damage. Benoit rolls out after him and the ref begins the count. 1 Benoit lays some stomps into the ribs of GD and then lifts him to his feet. 2 GD holds his ribs as Benoit sends GD towards the ring steps with an Irish whip, but GD jumps and stands on top of the steps. 3 GD quickly springs back and turns in mid air to hit Benoit with a flying forearm smash. 4 GD lifts Benoit to his feet and smashes Benoit's head into the announcers table. 5 GD whips Benoit face first into the ring post and Benoit connects hard. 6 GD lifts Benoit to his feet as blood is seen slowly pouring out of a cut in the head of Benoit. 7 GD rolls Benoit in the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. GD looks down at the fallen Benoit and then hits a split legged moonsault making the cover after 1-2-Benoit gets his foot on the ropes.*
Cole: I must comment that Benoit does have some good In-Ring experience
*GD gets up and drags Benoit away from the ropes to make another pin fall attempt 1-2-strong kick out by Benoit this time that sends GD rolling off of him. Benoit turns over and gets on his hands and knees trying to get to his feet, but before he can GD grabs him from the back and rolls him up for another pinning situation 1-2-another kick out. GD gets to his feet and he seems a little upset that he can't seem to get Benoit down. Benoit gets to his feet and staggers around and GD runs at him and attempts a crucifix pin attempt but Benoit holds him in on his shoulders and drops back for a Samoan drop. Benoit crawls to the turnbuckle where he pulls himself up. GD gets up as well and runs at Benoit but Benoit ducks under and traps GD in the corner. Benoit delivers repeated shoulder blocks to the ribs of GD. Benoit then grabs GD and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. Benoit then hits GD with a fall away slam from the top rope. GD is down and Benoit is slow to his feet. GD gets up and taunts to the crowd that it is all over. Benoit climbs to the top rope and flies off with a diving head butt, but GD rolls away. Both men are down as the ref executes the 10 count. 1-2-3-4-5-GD grabs the bottom rope for leverage-6-Benoit gets to his knees then his feet breaking the count but he is a bit groggy. GD pulls himself up on the ropes and looks over at the staggering Chris Benoit in a weakened state. GD runs at Benoit and flies with a cross body but Benoit pulls the ref in the way. GD connects hard with the ref and the ref is out cold. GD can't believe what he has done and GD tries to help the ref up as Benoit falls back and leans against the corner. GD then turns his attention back to the tired Benoit, but before GD can move one step Chris Kanyon slides in the ring from out of nowhere and lays a forearm shot into the back of GD.*
Cole: First Dagger, and now Gravedigger!
King: Nobodys betta than Kanyon!
*Gravedigger begins climbing up to his feet as Kanyon continues with the forearms, until Gravedigger finds an opening. He and Chris Kanyon go at it, and Gravedigger pushes him into the ropes. Gravedigger now takes a few steps back, and clotheslines Kanyon out of the ring. Chris Benoit finally stands up from the corner and runs to Gravedigger, but Gravedigger ducks, and Chris Benoit knocks down a Chris Kanyon that was trying to get his way back to the ring! Benoit staggers back holding his head from the collision, as Gravedigger rolls him up from behind, 1-2-3!*
Winner and still XHF European Champion: Gravedigger
*Gravedigger lets go of Chris Benoit, who gets to his feet quickly and stomps on Gravedigger. Kanyon gets back in the ring and helps Gravedigger with the attack, until Chris Benoit shoves Kanyon! Kanyon and Chris Benoit get into a war of words, and then start to go at it! The fight spills to the outside, as Gravedigger slowly climbs up to his feet. Gravedigger is finally all the way to his feet until the lights fade to black. The countdown begins0.05..... 0.04..... 0.03..... 0.02 ..... 0.01 ..... 0.00, BANG! The pyro shoots into the air from the stage area, as Lying From You by Linkin Park hits the PA. The lights go back on, to show Spyke beating on Gravedigger! The crowd boos loudly, as Spyke continues the assault on Gravedigger, until hes down and out. Spyke looks around and holds his arms up, and then slides out of the ring and runs to the back.*
Cole: Spyke has arrived in the XHF!
King: Whos he?
Cole: A ECF legend!
King: Oh. Boo.
*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the.................FLOOOOOOOOOOR!" Flashing Red and White Lights light fill the arena, at the top of the ramp The Xtreme Warrior and Stone Sour come through the curtains. They start to taunt the crowd at the top of the ramp, the crowd cheering to the entrance. They starts jogging down the ramp and slide in the ring, they each ascend a turnbuckle and begin to taunt the crowd once more. They jump down and walk to the other side of the ring where they start to stretch and warm up.*
King: I like these guys because its easy to spell their name.
*The arena lights dim as the voice of 50 Cent is herd over the PA "Venom, you know you and Decoy are my favorite wrestlers right?" and shortly after "Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent and Eminem begins to play over the PA. As the word "Explode" sounds in the beginning of the song fire pyros shoot from the stage and as the die down Venom and Decoy emerge from behind the curtain to a fairly good ovation from the crowd. Venom reaches back and grabs the hand of Tracy Brooks and pulls her from behind the curtain to an even bigger ovation from the crowd. Decoy and Venom talk strategy as they walk down the ramp and Teo "The Hired Gun" chases after them with both tag team titles draped over his shoulders. They continue down the ramp and slide in the ring. They each go to opposite corners and climb to the top posing to the crowd as Tracy poses in the center of the ring along with Teo. Venom and Decoy then meet in their corner and prepare for their match as Teo and Tracy exit the ring.*
Cole: KPT are looking quite strong tonight.
King: I think those XXX guys are gonna take KPT's titles.
Cole: No they're not. KPT's gonna show the KKK the right way to win the match, that's without cheating.
XHF Tag Team Championship
XXX vs. The Kinetic Power Trip
*Venom and Stone Sour decide amongst their respective teams to start this match off as they move in towards the center of the ring, locking up in the standard bone and collar tie up. Venom hits a quick European Uppercut, but Stone Sour stumbles backward, only to backflip right into the ropes, bouncing off and hitting a quick flying forearm into Venom's chest, knocking Venom down. Stone Sour comes back to his feet, a bit before Venom, and downs Venom with some strong clotheslines, but Venom ducks under the fourth consecutive clothesline, and hits a reverse neckbreaker drop.*
Cole: Nice move by Venom.
*Venom comes to his feet, and stands above Stone Sour, who's getting up off the floor. Venom backs up to the ropes, and runs at Stone Sour, catching him with a dropkick to the face. He then goes for the cover, but Stone Sour kicks out at one and a half. Venom grabs Stone Sour's hair, and scoop slams him, going for the tag to Decoy. Decoy climbs to the top rope, and goes for a top rope leg drop, but Stone Sour moves at the last second, and Decoy hits the floor hard!*
Cole: Ouch!
King: Thats gotta hurt the leg of Decoy.
*Stone Sour climbs to his feet, and looks down at Decoy, who's coming back to his feet. What happens next flows extremely quickly. Stone Sour climbs on to the first rope itself, as Decoy's bending over from getting up off the floor. Stone Sour then hops up, pushing off the second rope, and flies over Decoy, grabbing him by the neck and crotch as he goes, and pulls Decoy into some weird variation of a roll up pin, where Decoy ends up on his head and shoulders, and the ref slides down to count.
1...
2...
3-NO!*
Cole: Decoy just kicked out at the last second!
*Decoy just kicked out at the last second. Stone Sour smacks his forehead, coming to his feet and looking back down at Decoy. He then attempts to knock the other half of the Kinetic Power Trip off the apron, Venom. Venom, however, grabs Sour's flailing hand, and guillotine drops Stone Sour, falling off the apron himself. Stone Sour then stumbles back, right into a roll up from Venom... 1... 2...*
King: Here comes three!
*Kick out from Stone Sour. Stone Sour then begins to crawl towards his corner, but Decoy's right on top of him, jumping on Stone Sour's back with two firm knees. Sour screams out in pain, rolling over to clutch his back. Decoy then mounts Sour, landing hard right hands to Sour's head. The ref breaks it up, and Decoy then begins to climb to the top rope, signaling for another Top Rope Leg Drop, however, the Xtreme Warrior is on top of Decoy, climbing the turnbuckle behind Decoy and landing hard right hands on Decoy. Decoy begins to battle back, and positions Xtreme Warrior right in front of him, and shoves Warrior down, but as Warrior begins to fall down, he hooks his legs around Decoy's neck, and pulls him down in a frankensteiner.*
Cole: Frankensteiner!
King: Hurricanrana!
Cole: Its all the same!
*Stone Sour is now coming back to his feet, as he's caught with a picture perfect super kick from Venom. Venom then hops over the ropes again, on to the apron, and signals for the Springboard Shooting Star Press! He launches off the top rope, and connects, rolling off right afterward because he became winded from the move. The referee begins counting for the two legal men in this match up, Venom and Stone Sour. 1... Venom begins to stir... 2... Venom is sitting... 3... Decoy is on one knee... 4... Xtreme Warrior has rolled out the ring out the notice of the referee... 5... Stone Sour is coming to his sense and is on one knee, the referee discontinues the count. Decoy and Venom both hook one arm of Stone Sour, and double suplexes Sour into the canvas, going for the pin, but all they hear is the resounding crack of a chair against the back of the referee. When the referee falls, Stone Sour's standing behind him, and begins swinging for Venom and Decoy, but the two men duck around either side of Stone Sour, and land a double Spinning Heel Kick, sending the chair into Xtreme Warrior's face with such impact that the chair then flies out the ring. A referee slides into the ring, as Venom drops to his knees, to pick up the cover off Xtreme Warrior, as well as Decoy pinning Xtreme Warrior. They both pick up a double three count, and the referee rings the bell.*
Winners and still XHF Tag Team Champions: The Kinetic Power Trip
Cole: KPT wins!
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes, Obey the Master of Puppets! Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. Around his waist is his XHF Phoenix Championship title belt. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, shades, and title and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Cole: Here is Death Trap, the ECF legend.
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large X above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he flicks off booing fans on his way to the ring*
King: And here is our great leader of XHF, Mongo the Destroyer! GO MONGO!
Baseball Match
Death Trap vs. Mongo The Destroyer
*The bell rings as the bases are tied to the turnbuckles. Mongo points to the bats above the ring and he turns to climb the ropes to get one of them. DT starts to do the same but stops and reaches out and grabs Homer. Mongo comes down and sees DT with the bat and smiles. He starts moving toward DT until he looks up and sees the bat still suspended there. When he looks down DT has used his speed to get near him. He baseball slides under Mongos legs and uses Homer to smack the back of Mongos knees. When Mongo falls he hits a spinning hook kick to the back of his head. Mongo turns and swings with the bat but DT puts a hand on each end of Homer and holds him up letting Mongo strike it snapping his plain wood bat in two. He uses the handle to stab DTs arm. DT leaps back allowing Mongo to stand. He charges for a clothesline but DT swings and hits him in the shin with Homer. He then smacks him across the head. Mongo goes down hard. DT goes to home and speeds to the bases getting halfway to second but Mongo is up and hits a big boot. DT slams down on the back of his neck and grabs it in pain. Mongo starts stomping him. DT rolls out of the ring. Mongo goes to first and waits for DT to recover.*
King: Look at Mongo and all his majesty!
*DT rolls into the ring and stands right into a choke toss. DT rolls to his feet and stands. Mongo comes in and hits a running haymaker. DT stumbles to the ropes and Mongo clotheslines him over.*
Cole: Jeez, Dagger and GD beat him but DT cant seem to get a hit in on Mongo.
King: ECF sucks thats why.
*Mongo laughs and goes to home. He starts running but the whole ring is shaking and he isnt moving fast. DT grabs Homer and slides in. As Mongo rounds second DT comes from behind and hits a low blow with his bat, which has a metal rod down the center. Mongo collapses. DT starts whaling away on him with the bat to the back. He has snapped.*
: Insult me? Insult my fed? Expect to survive. NO WAY IN HELL! I am the Master of Puppets. Yes even you are my puppet Mongo. I am through toying with you!
*DT keeps smashing him until he rolls out of the ring. Instead of running, DT drops the bat and leaps to the top rope. As Mongo stands DT hits a top rope RVD sidekick to Mongos head. DT rolls Mongo into the ring. Mongo greets him with a leg drop as DT slides in. DT flattens onto the mat in pain. Mongo starts stomping a hole in DT. He picks him up and launches him into the corner with a toss. DT hits hard and leans into the corner. Mongo comes in with a clothesline. He laughs and starts a boot choke as he tosses more negative comments at DT about him and his fed and career. DT turns red with anger and lifts his left leg into Mongos groin. Mongo releases the choke and DT turns him into the corner. He starts hitting him hard with a flurry of martial arts kicks and assorted different punches to his bloated gut. Mongo starts to look sick. DT keeps it coming. He finishes it with a quick step back and as Mongo collapses he superkicks Mongos head into the top turnbuckle and second base. He starts stomping a hold in Mongo. He rolls him out of the corner and leaps up top. He yells, ECF for life, and launches off with a 450-degree splash. DT rolls off slightly winded. He rolls Mongo out of the ring and starts the bases. As he reaches third Mongo reaches in and grabs his leg and makes him fall face first into the base. DT bounces off the base grabbing his head.*
King: Cant beat Mongo!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Cole: King, can you at least respect his talent? Hes fighting as well as anyone against Mongo.
*Mongo goes up top and hits an Xtreme Leg Drop. DT coughs and grabs his neck as he rolls to the corner of first base. Mongo walks over and picks him up. He goes for a chokeslam and holds him up there. DT opens his eyes wide and uses his agility to pull on Mongos arm swinging his legs up. He plants them on Mongos throat and pushes. Mongo releases the hold and DT hits the mat. DT spins taking out his legs.*
King: MONGO NO!
Cole: GO Death Trap! This match is awesome.
*Mongo sits up as DT greets him with a dropkick to the head. Mongo stands up farther away but DT runs in with a leaping uppercut. He grabs Mongo by the head and sets him up for a suplex but spins him into The Trap, a modified Screwdriver. He goes to the middle rope and hits a senton splash. He picks up Mongo and whips him off the ropes. He goes for a spinebuster but Mongo braces himself so DT cant lift him. He then clubs DT on the back and tosses him off the ropes and hits a clothesline. Mongo grabs DT and goes for a chokeslam again. He lifts him and goes to slam him but DT swings up and wraps his legs around Mongos arm so he doesnt fall when Mongo tries to drop him. He hangs from Mongos arm. He sits up and starts punching him in the head. He swings over into a hurricanrana. DT picks Mongo up and starts putting boots to his chest. He sets Mongo up on the top rope and signals to the crowd that its over. He goes for a Final Judgment but Mongo catches him and slides him into position for a top rope Xtreme Edge.*
King: Its SOOO over!!
*Out of nowhere Harry comes from the crowd. He is wearing his ECF Legend t-shirt. He gets to the apron as Mongo leaps. But DT slides off his back and Mongo lands on his feet but with no one to slam. DT kicks backwards and hits another low blow to Mongo. He sets up and hits the Deadliest Trap.*
Cole: A pump handle into emerald fusion. Nasty move.
*Harry enters and DT laughs. He shrugs and starts to run the bases. Harry waits near home for him. As DT heads to home Harry laughs and knocks him over the head with Homer!!*
Cole: WHAT?!
King: Harry has seen the light!
*DT rolls up and glares at him. He starts to get angry. He leaps to hit Harry but Harry hits him again with Homer. Mongo slowly pulls himself up and looks stunned at this development. Harry rips off his ECF shirt and tears it to shreds. He lifts DT up for a Hangmans DDT. But he stops as Mongo points up. Harry moves back and climbs the ropes. He leaps and DT lands neck first in the Hangmans DDT. He isnt moving. Mongo circles the bases and laughs as the bell rings.*
Winner: Mongo the Destroyer
Cole: What thehell?
King: Mongo wins!
*DT lies motionless on the ground as Mongo heads out but Harry stops him. He points to the top rope and grabs DTs lifeless body. Mongo goes up top as Harry hands DT up and Mongo sets up for an Xtreme Edge. He slams DT down and DT just hits the ground and crumples into a heap. Mongo then stands and leaps with a body splash landing on DTs body as it is on its side. DT falls to his back as Mongo hits him. Harry goes out and grabs a bag. He opens it and inside is another brick like at the last match. Mongo holds DT up and Harry crushes the brick on his head and DT is busted wide open and still not moving from the Hangmans DDT Harry hit him with earlier. Mongo and Harry laugh as they leave.*
Cole: This isnt good. DT hit his neck hard on that DDT from Harry . . .
*Gravedigger and Dagger rush out to Death Trap and call for assistance. EMTs load DT onto a stretcher and lead him to the back. As they near the ambulance GD and Dagger watch as he is wheeled to it then they leave. As they load up DT Harry comes up to him on the stretcher and lays the torn t-shirt on his head. He hits him in the chest with Homer before sliding it in next to him with his Phoenix Title and leaving as the medics put him in the ambulance.*
Cole: I cant believe this.
*The bell rings and the camera comes around to the ring announcer standing in the middle of the ring with a referee, who is holding up the BCW Championship.*
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the BCW Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 275 pounds, "Primetime" Chris...Sanders!!
*The arena goes dark, the fans can be heard muttering about who is coming out, and the watchers are caught by surprise when "South Of Heaven" by Slayer hits and a curtain of gold pyro falls from the ceiling and continues to shower down as the song plays, when the theme slows the pyro comes to a halt and "Primetime" Chris Sanders is seen standing on the ramp with his back to the crowd and his right arm raised in the air, clutched in a fist, as the drum beats continue on, spurts of the gold pyro come down in a synchronized motion with the beats as Sanders turns and makes his way to the ring. The crowd continues to cheer as he reclines against the corner turnbuckle and does a "yawn" as he waits for his opponent to arrive.*
King : Wheres Trish?
Cole: Sanders probably thought it was best to keep her in the back after Reeshi threatened her and her unborn child.
Announcer: And now, weighing in at 260 pounds, he is the BCW Champion, Reeshi!!!
*The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, laser pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.*
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
*A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke in which Reeshi is suppose to walk through but he is not their. Burn to Burn by Static X still playing when suddenly out of the corner of the screen, Reeshi hops over the barricade and slides into the ring with a steel chair. Reeshi drops the chair and jumps Sanders from behind, the referee calls for the bell, the match is underway. Sanders hunched over already after being jumped by Reeshi but stands straight up and fires a few rights towards Reeshi, knocking him back into the ropes. Reeshi fires back with a knee to the gut and Reeshi picks up the chair, cracking the chair over the skull of Sanders!*
Cole: Reeshi is just destroying Chris Sanders!
*Sanders falls back as Reeshi stands over him chair in hand, referee trying to talk to Reeshi but as Sanders rolls over Reeshi smacks the chair into the back of Sanders and again as Sanders rolls to the outside. Sanders falls to his knees trying to get back into things but Reeshi is on the outside and in quick pursuit. Reeshi drives the head of Sanders into the barricade, taking him off his feet. Reeshi takes the time to rip up the mats along ringside exposing the concrete below. Reeshi is done and turns back to Sanders who has staggered to his feet and turns to Reeshi. Reeshi picks him up and delivers a stiff spinebuster onto the concrete! Reeshi proceeds in picking up Sanders and tosses him into the steel steps! The steps explode out around him as Reeshi approaches Sanders. "Nobody happy Chris...I want that XHF Title, nobodies happy till I get it!" screams Reeshi as he picks up Sanders and pounds him head first into the ring post. Sanders rings around it and falls to the mat in front of the ramp. Reeshi stalks him, kicking him all the way up the ramp. Once they get up there Sanders strikes with a low blow, trying to buy himself some time. Sanders charges for a Celestial Spear through the set like he did to Storm but Reeshi dodges it and Sanders crashes into the set himself. Reeshi stalks Sanders who is crawling away from the set when Reeshi picks him up and hits him with a German Suplex into the set!*
King: Holy shit!
Cole: Thats not good.
*Sanders goes right through and stumbles down the steps leading up to the top of the ramp. Reeshi walks back through the curtain and down the steps, continuing to stalk Sanders. Reeshi bounces Sanders off the walls repeatedly as they make their way through the back. He picks up a pipe and drives it into the gut of Sanders, leaving him hunched over after a loud scream. Reeshi then smacks him across the back as Sanders drops to his knees until Reeshi strikes him across the head again, this time busting him open! The referee can be heard saying thats it, that Reeshi has been disqualified but isnt at ringside to ring the bell and Reeshi continues the assault!*
Cole: Chris Sanders wins by disqualification!
King: Reeshi doesnt seem to care.
*Reeshi and Sanders have made their way through the arena and are out into the snack area. Hundreds of screaming fans are at the area and are being held back by security as Reeshi tosses Sanders over the counter! Reeshi hops over as well, the workers bail out of the area. Reeshi takes his shoulder, driving it into the gut of Sanders and driving him straight back into the racks of candy bars! He turns and then drives him into the pop machine, stepping back, grabbing him by the head and tossing him through the popcorn machine! The glass shatters as a loud shrill can be heard, Reeshi turns and sees Trish begging for Reeshi to stop. Reeshi hops back over the counter and approaches Trish, as a bloodied Sanders, crawls away. Slowly but surely he begins to crawl away, knocking a few things over to get the attention of Reeshi. Reeshi walks away from Trish and follows Sanders who appears to be just trying to get to ringside so that the bell can be rung. Sanders is picked right back up to his feet as Reeshi tosses him through a set of doors. Sanders staggers through and falls over a balcony! Sanders falls at most seven feet and lands in the standing room only section down at the bottom level. Reeshi beats Sanders all the way down, and knocks him over the barricade putting them back down at the floor level. Reeshi finds a seat of a man who has gone to the washroom, or snack bar or something (obviously not empty, this is an XHF event...they sell out every time) and picks it up. Reeshi beats Sanders over the back with a chair, as Sanders takes off for ring area. Reeshi winds up and with a mighty swing to the head, Sanders stumbles over the barricade and back out to ringside, the referee rings the bell, Sanders out cold, bleeding profusely from his forehead, from slightly above his eyes and from the mouth as well. He is completely out, Reeshi standing over him smiling at Sanders.*
Announcer :: Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of this match by the result of a disqualification, Chris Sanders! The referee has also informed me that due to the fact the winner of this match moves on to Lance Storm for the X*Crown Championship and the BCW is to be added, that Chris Sanders, by disqualification, is the new BCW Heavyweight Champion!
Winner and new BCW Champion: Chris Sanders
Cole: What an assault with a confusing result. Chris Sanders brutally beat but by disqualification wins the BCW Title and will move on to Lance Storm!
King: What an assault. That XHF title must have really lit the fire inside of Reeshi.
*Reeshi looks furious that he lost the BCW title in that as he throws down the chair and picks up Sanders himself. Sanders, unable to stand on his own as he holds him there and hooks the arms. Reeshi standing over the exposed concrete from earlier and drops him with a Coral Reesh onto the concrete!*
Cole: Good God! For the last time somebody stop this!!!
*Reeshi stands over and Sanders and begins to trash talk him. Sanders, completely out, blood all over him, medical staff rushing to the scenes.*
Cole: I dont get it, Reeshi said nobody would get what they wanted for as long as he wasnt XHF Champion, and yet with the disqualification, he gave Sanders what he wanted.
King: Or did he Cole? Look at Sanders. And with Pyro just three days away, will Sanders even be able to make it to Pyro and compete for the X*Crown Title?
*Referees flood the scene, at first not wanting to get anywhere near Reeshi who is still smiling down at Sanders but they eventually step forward and escort Reeshi away from Sanders and to the back to allow the medical staff through. Trish is back to the scene at Sanders side looking on in concern.*
Cole: Sandersdoesnt look good.
*The lights go out, and "Frantic" by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, and the XHF United States Championship around his waist. Destruction pours water on his head and begins to walk towards the ring, Renegade, Fury, Rage, Mr. X, Platinum follow behind him. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as the others stay down at ring level, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, he unstraps the title and holds on strap.*
"Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock"
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with the XHF United States championship in one hand, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, raises his championship in the air. Destruction jumps down and goes back to the outside where he orders the lumberjacks into position.*
Cole: Look at all those Lumberjacks
King: They all hate Scorpion, its great!
*Suddenly, the arena lights begin to flicker on and off and as the crowd rises to it's feet immediately in anticipation, the daunting "Action" by Powerman 5000 hits the PA as the XHF's own "Hellraiser Heartthrob" of ALLL the ladies himself, the great Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks then emerges from behind the curtain with the gorgeous Jennifer Dream by his side! Thereafter, once finished making their way on down the ramp to a chorus of fierce boos, this highly-touted new XHF superstar then finishes making his way on up the ring steps, leaving the elegant Jennifer to continue cheering him on from below now. Once inside the ring moments later, he proceeds to lean over toward the ropes and taunt off momentarily to this entire sellout crowd joining us here tonight, before then finally beginning to bounce back and forth off the ropes awaiting the emergence of any and all forthcoming opposition...*
Cole: Matt Hicks is lucky that everybody has his back tonight!
King: Hicks doesnt need them, he can beat Scorpion with his skills.
*The arena lights dim and the sounds of Godsmacks "I Stand Alone" fill the arena. Smoke covers the stage as the fans get on there feet and begin to cheer the name of the Peoples Champion Scorpion. The curtain is thrown aside and Scorpion appears through the smoke to a huge obviation from the crowd. Scorpion walks down the ramp pausing half way down as white lights flash through the arena as the sound of thunder echoes over the music at the same time. Scorpion continues to the ring, stopping at the bottom of the ramp. He looks to his right where Rage, Renegade and Fury are standing and then over to the left where Destruction stands in front of Mr. X and Platinum. Scorpion takes a dive and slides into the ring.*
King: Scorpions scared of them all.
Cole: I would be too when they all want to kick your ass.
Lumberjack Match
Scorpion vs. Matt Hicks
*Scorpion stands in the ring, staring over towards Hicks who is arrogantly calling on Scorpion. Edging Scorpion on. Scorpion continues to stand there taking it all in before firing a right hand in towards Hicks. The right has Hicks staggering as Scorpion fires a few more, sending Hicks into the ropes. Scorpion, whips him across the ring and into the far ropes. Scorpion goes for the clothesline but Hicks ducks under. Hicks stops and turns to Scorpion who takes him down with a belly to belly suplex. Scorpion stands over Hicks and eventually helps him to his feet, and forces him back into the corner. Scorpion begins throwing punches towards Hicks but Hicks blocks a blow, ducks under the next and now has Scorpion in the ropes. Scorpion takes a few kicks, before grabbing Hicks shoulders and tosses him back into the corner. Scorpion tries driving the shoulder into the gut of Hicks but Hicks jumps onto the middle turnbuckle, flips over Scorpion and tries rolling him up. Scorpion stops, drops down on top of Hicks and begins firing rights into the head of Matt "Hellraiser" Hicks. Referee forces Scorpion off of him eventually and Hicks lifts his head, in a daze after the heavy punches from Scorpion. Scorpion, grabs the back of the head of Hicks and brings him to his feet. Scorpion whips Hick into the ropes. Hicks comes back, and jumps up at Scorpion. His feet get locked in around the knees of Scorpion, he is extended straight out, facing down towards the mat. Scorpion picks him up and Hicks grabs the head of Scorpion for a bulldog. Scorpion is able to hang on, walks over to the ropes and tosses Hicks to the outside. Hicks hits the mat hard and falls into the barricade. Rage and Mr. X walk over there and stare down at Hicks. Rage then helps up Hicks and Mr. X escorts him back to the ring, rolling him back in.*
King: See Cole, these Lumberjacks are fair.
Cole: Wait until Scorpion gets thrown out of the ring.
*Scorpion stands in the middle of the ring, seeing Hicks down and runs into the ropes. He suddenly stops as Destruction grabs his foot! Scorpion turns and leans over the ropes, reaching for Destruction but off the top rope comes Platinum, driving the throat of Scorpion over the top rope, sending him straight back towards Hicks in the ring. Platinum ends up sitting on the apron before jumping down, the referee comes over, and down with Hicks and questions Destruction and Platinum, both raise their hands in innocence. Meanwhile, Scorpion was jolted right back towards Hicks who catches Scorpion just as he turns, with a spinning kick into the head of Scorpion. Scorpion goes down and Hicks makes the cover, Scorpion kicking out after two.*
Cole: I told King.
King: I didnt see a thing.
*Hicks picks up Scorpion and trash talks him before tossing him to the outside! Rage, Fury, Renegade, Mr. X and Platinum all gather around taking turns, driving boots into Scorpion who is lying helpless on the ground when Destruction steps in and calls everyone off. Destruction, stands over Scorpion as he struggles to his feet, slapping the back of the head of Scorpion, taunting him. Destruction then grabs Scorpion and tosses him into the steel steps! Scorpion lays up against the steps as everyone again jumps in with the kicks but Destruction quickly calls them off and orders them to toss him back into the ring.*
Cole: Dammit, this is a handicapped match!
King: Destruction missed the ring, it happens to everybody.
*Mr. X does the honors, tossing Scorpion back into the ring. Destruction is seen in the corner mentioning something to Platinum. Platinum responds and it seems to be turning into a conversation. Hicks jumps up onto the top rope and tries to come off with a leg drop but Scorpion rolls out of the way, nobody home for Hicks! Scorpion, struggling about crawls over to the ropes, and is pulling himself up. With that, the conversation between Destruction and Platinum ends as Platinum runs across to the far side of the ring and jumps up onto the ring apron. The referee turns around, distracted by Platinum and Destruction orders Rage into the ring. Rage charges towards Scorpion and drives the knee into the back of the head of Scorpion, sending his throat into that middle rope, taking him right back down to the mat!*
Cole: Dammit!
King: You curse too much Cole.
*Again with Scorpion down, Destruction sees fit that its now time to step in. He walks over to where Scorpion is as Rage slides out of the ring, and grabs the head of Scorpion. Destruction, pulls Scorpions head closer towards him, leaving it draped over the ring apron. Destruction holds it there and fires rights to his busted open forehead, the wound still there from Overheated! Destruction finishes with an elbow, Scorpion quickly pulls away and remains down, but now fully in the ring as Platinum jumps down from the apron and the referee turns back around, Hicks now back up to his feet. Hicks runs across to the far side and hits the ropes, bounces back and connects with a dropkick to the face of a crawling Scorpion! Hicks rolls over Scorpion for the cover, 1,2...Scorpion gets the shoulder up! Hicks pounds his fist onto the mat, in frustration, unable to put Scorpion away. Hicks climbs to his feet, Scorpion is doing the same. Hicks pick up Scorpion and connects with a nicely executed drop kick that sends Scorpion back into the corner. Hicks attempts the Irish whip into the far corner but Scorpion reverses, sending Hicks into the corner. Scorpion stays back, charges, and connects with the Scorpion Splash!*
Cole: Scorpion Splash!
King: No!
*Hicks staggers out of the corner and falls to the mat, Scorpion falls to his knees in to the corner. Hicks rolls over, lifting his head, a little dazed and tries climbing to his feet. Scorpion pulls himself up using the turnbuckles. Hicks tries fighting Scorpion off with a right hand but Scorpion, after staggering for a short moment, fires back, taking Hicks down. Hicks jolts right up and jumps onto the shoulders of Scorpion for a Hurricanrana. Scorpion is able to hang on and Hicks turns around into the electric chair drop position. Hicks tries diving forward, and rolling up Scorpion but Scorpion reverses and tosses Hicks forward, off his shoulders. Hicks lands on his feet, Scorpion wraps his arm around the neck of Hicks and connects with a Scorpion Death Drop! Hicks is down, Scorpion is down but Scorpion is able to lift his head up, roll over and drop the arm over Hicks. 1....2....Renegade pulls the referee out of the ring, but it appears as though Hicks may have just gotten the shoulder up in time anyway. With the referee on the outside with Renegade, Mr. X reaches in and pulls out Scorpion. Mr. X drives Scorpion into the barricade but Scorpion seems to have absorbed most of the blow and knocks Mr. X away from him with a few right hands, a few more takes Mr. X down. Platinum leaps from about 10-15 feet away, right on top of Scorpion, knocking him off balance at first but Scorpion simply tosses him aside. Fury then strikes right up into the face of Scorpion, Mr. X and Platinum jump back in on the mix and the numbers game takes Scorpion right back down! Platinum gets his shots in and backs away as Fury and Mr. X pull Scorpion in front of the barricade. They start by whipping him forward slightly before pulling him right back, back first into the barricade! Scorpion falls to the mat and Fury tosses him back into the ring.*
Cole: Scorpion is getting his ass kicked.
*Hicks slips over to the apron and comes back with a leg drop to Scorpion inside the ring! Hicks leans back to the make the cover but Scorpion has his foot on the ropes. The ref doesnt see it and begins to count. 1...Mr. X knocks Scorpions foot off the ropes two, 2...the referee seems to have noticed Mr. X run by because he stops the count and begins questioning Mr. X! A furious Destruction jumps up onto the apron and demands the referee make a count and not worry about the lumberjacks, complaining as to how there was a decision to be made there and he just stopped counting. Hicks joins which gives Scorpion some much needed time to get up, relieved over the stopped count, maybe now catching some breaks. Hicks is on the apron and leaps over, sunset flip to Scorpion, but Scorpion rolls through and grabs legs of Hicks. Scorpion struggles but eventually is able to turn over Hicks, the Scorpion Death Lock is locked in! Hicks is struggling but doesnt seem to be able to hang on much longer. Mr. X runs around to the far side of the ring and jumps up onto the apron facing Scorpion, distracting the referee. Destruction slides into the ring with the United States Title in hand. He comes from behind and strikes Scorpion over the back of the head with the United States Title!*
Cole: Scorpion just cant beat the odds.
*Scorpion goes down and Mr. X jumps down. Hicks inches over and pulls himself up the turnbuckles. Hicks drops down over the top turnbuckle and connects with the Enlightenment! The US Title, the Enlightenment, Scorpion had to be done now as Destruction and company on the outside, all applauding and all with a smile on their faces as they begin to count with the referee. 1...2....those on the outside all chant three but the referee does not, Scorpion got the shoulder up! Destruction now furious on the outside, the others watch in disbelief. Hicks completely frustrated in the ring. Scorpion takes a moment but begins to climb up via the ropes.*
Cole: Scorpion is still alive!
King: That was three!
*Scorpion stands up and Hicks greats him, dropping down, attempting the roll up but Scorpion turns sideways and rolls up Hicks, 1...2..Hicks kicks out and immediately drops the elbow on Scorpion. Destruction begins thinking and tells Hicks to go for the legs. Hicks picks up the leg of Scorpion and locks in a figure four! Scorpion feeling the immense pressure right off the bat but is al fight through and a few moments later, rolls over on Hicks and the Death Trap is locked in again! Hicks wastes little time tapping this time!*
Winner: Scorpion
Cole: Scorpion did it!
King: How!?
*Platinum enters the ring and goes after Scorpion but he dodges the bullet and tosses him to the outside. Fury comes in and Scorpion takes him down with a clothesline as Fury rolls to the outside. Renegade approaches and Scorpion hammers him with rights before clotheslining him over the top and to the outside! He turns around and sees Rage charging and back body drops him over the top and to the outside. Mr. X runs around and pulls Hicks out of the ring, Scorpion, breathing heavily on his feet, calling Destruction into the ring but Destruction takes his title and slowly backs away up the ramp joining the rest of the group. Scorpion drops to his knees to catch his breath as Hicks and the Lumberjacks disappear to the back.*
Cole: Destruction doesnt want Scorpion when hes one on one with him, but when theres a bunch of people helping him he has no problem.
King: Hey, everybody does that.
*Staind's "It's Been A While" hits the Sound System, in the chorus. The arena lights shut off, and the XtremeTron lights up. Smoke in the video clogs the screen, as a countdown clock is shown. The crowd awaits in wonder, of who it could possibly be. The screen flashes lights and text begins to flow through, and a deep voiced announcer reads it*
"Coming This August ....
Hell Will Rise Once Again ....
The Fury Will Be Unleashed ....
The Xtreme Genre Returns ....
He Will Bring The Pain ....
You Will Feel His Wraith ....
Prepare ....
He's Back ....
And Shit Will Happen ...."
*The song is cut off, and the screen goes blank. The song goes to its final slow standpoint. The crowd wonders who will return... Then explosions blast from The XHF Stage.
Cole: What in the Hell was that?
King: I don't know, but I just want to know who is coming back!
Cole: It could be anyone, Jerry, anyone... even from the... BDDWF days...
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
King: Chris Williams is hyped, but Rat wants it more.
*The arena is in a silent hush as the starting guitar riffs from Stainds Price To Play hit the arena sound system as the XtremeTron flashes pictures from Rat Bastards more memorable moments here in the XHF. Suddenly the curtain is flipped up and Rat walks from behind it with the XHF Championship draped over his shoulder, gazing out evilly into the crowd. bright flashes from strobe lights go off as Rat makes his way down the ramp. Slowly he climbs upon the outside of the apron, and tosses the belt into the ring before climbing in himself.*
Cole: This man knocked out Reeshi, he has my respect.
XHF World Heavyweight Championship
Rat Bastard vs. The Energy Chris Williams
*The referee picks up the belt, showing it to the crowd as they begin to cheer as Williams climbs to the top rope, pointing to the belt and himself. But that was the first mistake within itself of the match, as Rat attacked him from behind, climbing the second rope and setting Williams up for a Superplex. Thank Goodness for his quick reflexes, as he backflipped off of Rat's shoulders before Rat met the mat. Williams ran to the opposite side of the ring, as Rat came to his feet, and then somersault flipped to the corner where Rat Bastard was, flipping into a flying elbow, which met nothing but turnbuckle. Rat then began to land hard right hands to William's ribs and head, along with the occasional knee, until the ref broke it up. Rat snuck in one last quick chop, which made Williams grab his chest. Rat then held out his arms to the crowd, smirking widely. Williams, enraged, ran at Rat and tackled him down to the ground, jumping up to his feet to hit a somersault backflip into a pin. The referee slapped out a one count, before Rat threw Williams off of him. Williams scurried to his feet, and up to the second rope, hitting a quick dropkick on Rat Bastard.*
Cole: Williams has the speed advantage in this match.
King: But Rat has the power, and with that power, he can crush Williams.
*At this point we hear Rat exclaim "Sumbitch!" as he hits the mat, and come back to his feet, scouring the area for Williams, who's nowhere to be found... to Rat at least. Rat goes and peers over every side of the ring, until he peers over the side closest to the ring, and begins to stare up the ramp, trying to spot Williams. It's at this point that Williams scurries back into the ring, and slides under Rat Bastard, with the quick schoolboy and rolls up Rat, in attempt to get the pin.*
Cole: Williams has it here!
*The referee slaps out a one count, when Williams puts his feet on the ropes, the referee makes a two count, but then stops, kicking William's feet of the ropes, which causes Williams to lose his balance and Rat breaks free of the roll up, coming back to his feet infuriated. He then picks up Williams by the neck, and then lands a quick and thunderous powerslam, which sends Williams falling to the mat. He goes to pin Williams, but Williams reverses it into a roll up yet AGAIN, and Rat kicks out before a two count. Williams is pissed by this point, and begins to argue with the referee.*
Cole: Williams is not happy
King: Hes pissed off.
*It's at this point that Rat Bastard pushes Williams into the ropes, and pulls him back into a German Suplex, releasing so William's body can pop limply on impact. Williams is laid out, along with Rat Bastard, who's exhausted from all the constant reversals on William's part. Williams, however, with boundless energy, kick flips to his feet, and jumps right on to Rat Bastard with three consecutive elbow drops. He finally climbs to the top rope, and signals for the Drop Of A Thousand Bastards! Williams executes Rat Bastard's own move on him, but is too hurt himself to go for the cover! Williams however, begins to crawl over to Rat and drape his arm over Rat, but Rat kicks out a two again!*
King: That is why Rat Bastard is the champion!
*Williams slides out the ring, and goes for a chair by now, and slides back into the ring raising it in the air over Rat, but the referee grabs the chair right out of Williams, and Williams simply improvises, with a front flip splash on to Rat Bastard, followed by mounted punches. Rat Bastard grabs William's hands, and yanks Williams right off of him, sending Williams through the ropes to the outside. Rat then rolls out the ring, and begins to kick Williams hard in the ribs, and sends him right into the side of the ring, treating Williams like a rubber band he pulls him right back, straight into a barricade. Williams screams out in pain, but on the third attempt to pull him, Williams locks on around Rat's neck, and begins choking him! Rat begins fighting wildly, until he finally snapmares Williams over his shoulders, but not quickly enough, because Williams pulls Rat down into a variation of a Stone Cold Stunner, with Rat Bastard overselling and flipping backwards. Williams falls out as well, exhausted yet again.*
Cole: This match is becoming physically demanding for both competitors.
King: Yeah, Williams is giving this his all, but Rat Bastard can't be kept down!
*Enter: Raven. He runs down the ramp, straight around the ring, as the referee is checking on Rat. Rat rolls into the ring, followed by the ref. While Rat is complaining about something to keep the ref occupied, Raven picks up Williams, and sets him up for an Evenflow DDT, but before he does that, he pulls the chair underneath him... But it still isn't enough for him. He pulls back the padding that surrounds the ring, for the exposed concrete, places the chair where William's chest will land, and Evenflow DDT's Williams right into the exposed concrete, his head landing right on the concrete, and his body landing on the chair. Raven then rolls Williams into the ring, all bloodied, and Rat goes for the cover.
1...
2...
3.*
Winner and still XHF Champion: Rat Bastard
Cole: Raven just cost Chris Williams the XHF Championship!
*The ring announcer hands raven a microphone.*
: Chris Williams, you do not deserve a #1 title shot match with the likes of myself, let alone an XHF Heavyweight title match. It's like the usual bully and nerd story. The big, jockey type comes in and pokes fun at the undersized wiz kid, years go by and the nerd ends up owning the bully. I own you, Williams. You should've known better than this, you can not cheat death. 'Cause fate - fate has brung me to you, destiny - destiny has brought you to Rat Bastard, and pain - pain has brung you to the sad ending of the story where the champion reigns supreme and the challenger is just another fallen star. You see, I had to make sure that karma got her chance to get her two cents in. The cross, the priest, the birds at the vets office, you have no respect for anything or anyone, not even yourself. You talk about me not being willing enough to hold the XHF title, I'll tell you what Williams, I'll tell you what, how many times have you held heavyweight belts? XHF Tag Team titles with your deceased pal, Chris Adams. I held the ECW Tag Team titles on four separate occasions, once with my arch nemesis, Tommy Dreamer. Ive also held the Tag titles with Saturn in the old WCW. How many times have you held the XHF Tag titles? Point proven, Chris. Before you deserted the XHF and it's fans, you had a pretty decent length stay here at the XHF and during that stay, you had an XHF Tag Team championship title reign with Chris Adams. My short stay here in the XHF, I've done more than you could think of. Doesn't it drive you nuts, Chris? Doesn't it make you wanna come through this swarm of Flockies to get your hands on the leader himself? Come do it then, Williams.
*Tommy Dreamer, Perry Saturn, Lodi and Stevie Richards show up by the barricade several feet in front of Raven.*
Raven-Four more Flockies to go through, Chris. Do you think that you could get through am all? Even if you do, do you think that youll have enough power and energy to even stand a chance to me once you get here? I remember you talking about how the fans don't wanna see a champion with ripped clothes, long hair and an unshaven chin, but I say we let the fans decide. "Now I'm not pretty and I'm not cool, but I'm fat and I'm ugly and proud, so FUCK YOU!" Corey Taylor is a genius in his endeavor. That's one of the many things that links us together. You see, good fortune does not come to those who refuse to learn, it come to those of us with more than just impressive intelligent fortitude. Chris Williams, I told you that Death was stalking you. You have just fell victim to the Ebony Bird of Yore. Quoth the Raven, NEVERMORE.
*Raven slides into the ring, and begins to stomp away at the already incapacitated Williams, when Diamond darts down the ring, shedding his shirt and sliding into the ring! He clotheslines Raven, and then hits a Cross Body on Rat Bastard, but Rat Bastard rolls it into a Rat Trap, and Diamond begins squirming furiously!*
Cole: Rat Trap!
King: He has it in tight.
*Diamond taps repeatedly as a multitude of officials begin to storm the ring, separating Rat Bastard and Raven from Chris Williams and Diamond.*
Cole: What carnage! This is a damned warzone!
King: No kidding, both Diamond and Williams have been decimated. Diamond should have stayed in the back, instead of coming to get his ass kicked.
Cole: Diamond was simply doing the right thing!
King: Nice guys finish last.
*Diamond comes to his feet as Rat Bastard and Raven begin backing up the ramp, while "Price To Pay" is playing. Diamond calls for a microphone, and the music cuts off.*
Diamond: Tonight, Rat, you got lucky! Tonight you retained that title because that damned Flockin' fool right next to you screwed this man who deserves that title way more than you do, but on Pyro you won't get lucky, not with me, and not with any ladies after, you want to know why, Rat?
*Diamond begins laughing, while holding his neck.*
Diamond: I just left Destruction's office earlier tonight, and our match has been made a "No Interference" match, which means none of your buddies, or none of my enemies can come down to the ring, or they're fired! Let's see you get your way out of this Rat, because I'm going to break you down into nothing, just like you've done to me for the past year! Can't wait until you're on the receiving end of the Diamond Cutter, can you Rat?!
*Diamond continues laughing as "The Way You Like It" hits the XtremeTron, and XHF's Gastro comes to a close.*