Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 2, 2017 10:25:58 GMT -5
*"I Am Loco" hits the PA, as Abaddon comes out from the stage, as mist rises. As he comes out of the mist, the crowd cheers for him, getting off their seats, as he walks to the side of the stage, and jumps down to the lower part, giving fans high-fives, and continues down the ramp way, when reaching the apron, he jumps up, landing on it, then jumps over the top rope, or does a flip over it. He goes to the closest turnbuckle, getting on the 2nd turnbuckle, pointing out to the crowd, getting a standing ovation from them. He then runs over to a middle rope, jumping on it, then jumping up another level, to the 3rd rope, and does a backflip off of it, then awaits his opponent.*
Cole: This should be an interesting match.
King: These two men are so small it could be considered a Junior Heavyweight Match.
*The lights go out and blue strobe lighting fills the arena. The begging of Stinkfist by Tool begins to play, the start of the song with the rattling begins quietly, and slowly gets louder and then the song hits in.*
Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.
*Winter Callous steps through the curtains with his arms raised in the air, and his head looking down to the ground. As he gets to the center of the ramp, he brings his arms down and then looks out into the crowd. He slowly walks towards the ring, as Stinkfist by Tool keeps playing.*
Constant over stimulation numbs me
and I wouldn't have
It any other way.
*Winter Callous reaches ringside and then walks around the edge of the ring, slapping hands with some of the fans on the front row, and then slides under the bottom rope at the back of the ring. He quickly stands up and jumps up a turnbuckle, where he holds his arms up once more, shouting out into the cheering crowd. Winter Callous jumps back down and walks over to some ropes, where he awaits the match to begin.*
Cole: Callous is a great wrestler.
Abaddon vs. Winter Callous
*The bell rings as the two men circle in the middle of the ring. Abaddon wastes no time and quickly springboards off the side ropes and goes for an Asai Moonsault, but Winter catches him on his right shoulder and gives him a Snake Eyes in the corner. He quickly lifts Abaddon to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Winter tries a clothesline, but Abaddon ducks it and springboards off the ropes, yet again hits a Spinning Heel Kick. Then quickly makes the cover 1...2...kickout. Winter begins to get up but Abaddon knocks him back down with a leg drop to the head. He then climbs to the top rope and balances. Winter slowly gets up as Abaddon dives off the top rope. He flips and hits an Overcast Neckbreaker. Winter crashes to the mat and holds his neck in pain. Abaddon makes the cover. 1...2...kickout. Abaddon lifts him up and whips him, but Winter reverses and whips Abaddon into the ropes. As Abaddon bounces back, Winter knocks him down with a high Cross Body Block. Instead of covering, he begins to lift Abaddon back up again, but Abaddon thumps him in the eye. Winter falls, blinded. Abaddon then rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. He seems frustrated. He slides in and lifts the chair over his head. But Winter comes out of nowhere and Drop Kicks the chair right back into Abaddon's face! As Abaddon stumbles back. He knocks the ref down and steps on him. He shakes his head and gets back to business. Winter then charges at Abaddon but he gets cracked upside the head with the steal chair.*
Cole His skulls busted!
King Duh.
*Abaddon then quickly throws the chair out of the ring and climbs to the top rope. He flips off with a 450 Splash and nails Winter perfectly. The ref slowly staggers up and makes the count. 1...2...Winter puts his foot on the rope, but ref doesn't see it....3! Abaddon rolls out of the ring and taunts of his victory. The ref grabs a mic and begins to speak.*
Ref: I have been corrected, Winter Callous's foot was on the rope. Due to the miscalculation, the match will be restarted!
*The crowd cheers as Abaddon begins kicking anything in his path.*
King: That's not fair! He already won!
Cole: He had his foot on the rope.
King: So...
*Abaddon quickly get himself back to the top rope and goes for another 450 Splash. He flips off, but Winter rolls out of the way, sending Abaddon crashing to the mat. Abaddon quickly scurries up, holding his ribs. He swings at Winter, but Winter ducks and hits the Frost Bite!*
Cole: There it is!
*He quickly makes the cover. 1...2...3! The bell rings.*
Winner: Winter Callous
*Abaddon rolls out of the ring as Winter celebrates. He grabs the chair then slides back into the ring. He busts the chair over the refs head. Winter then turns around, only to get hit upside the head with the chair also. Abaddon throws down the chair and spits on Winter. Then rolls out of the ring, and up the ramp to "I Am Loco." He walks through the curtain.*
Cole: Abaddon is such a sore loser.
*Awake by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly separates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin.
King: Mr. X is Hardcore. The X in Mr. X means XTREME.
Cole: Im not going to say anything about that, he has been a really good champion.
*"Dead leaves and the dirty ground" by White Stripes hits on the pa system and the lights dim. Tommy Dreamer is shown at the entranceway holding a singapore cane. He raises the cane and walks to the ring.*
Cole: But in my mind, there is one person who can stop him, and thats the innovator of violence.
King: Bah, Mr. X destroyed Dreamer in the tournament!
XHF Hardcore Championship
Mr. X vs. Tommy Dreamer
*The match starts out as Dreamer swings around his cane while circling the ring. Mr. X circles the ring as well watching Dreamers every move. Mr. X backs up into the ropes and flips himself back wards over the top rope right as Dreamer runs at him to attack. Mr. X grabs the legs of Dreamer from the outside of the ring and drags Dreamer out. Dreamer drops the cane in to ring as he is pulled out. Dreamer quickly gets to his feet but is dazed with a huge right hand from Mr. X. Dreamer stumbles a bit from the punch and then continues to stumble as Mr. X connects with another. Dreamer seems to be regaining his composure but that is quickly gone as Mr. X finally takes him down with a huge head butt. Dreamer is down on the mat and Mr. X begins to look for something that will cause more pain. Mr. X walks over to the crowd as Dreamer begins to stir around on the floor. Mr. X reaches over and grabs a chair from the crowd. Mr. X holds the chair at his side and turns back to Dreamer who is now to his knees, but quickly springs up and hits a low drop kick to the chair sending it into the knee of the Hardcore Champion.*
Cole: Taking out the legs in the Hardcore match is a brilliant idea.
King: I concur.
Cole: Do you say that at least once a show?
King: Yes.
*Mr. X quickly drops the chair and falls to one knee and Dreamer takes advantage by sending quick kicks into the chest of Mr. X, but they seem to have little effect. Mr. X slowly works his way back to his feet but as soon as he does Dreamer goes after the hurting left knee with a chop block that this time takes Mr. X all the way to the mat. Dreamer then picks up the chair from next to Mr. X and lifts it high above his head and whacks Mr. X right across the back. Mr. X screams out in pain from the shot and holds his face in his hands as Dreamer then stomps away on the back of Mr. X. Tommy then sets the chair down across the back of Mr. X and climbs up onto the ring apron. Dreamer seems to be ready to do something crazy here and Dreamer runs from one side of the apron to the other and dives off with an elbow drop onto the chair into the back of Mr. X. Both men scream in pain from the impact. Dreamer rolls around for a second holding his elbow in pain then is able somehow to muster enough strength to flip Mr. X over and make the cover. Mr. X is able to kick out at two. Both man lay for a second on their backs, but Dreamer is shortly after, moving once again. Dreamer crawls towards the ring and pulls himself up on the apron. Mr. X slowly begins to sit up after taking a lot of punishment. Mr. X is now to his feet as Dreamer gets up as well. Mr. X looks down and sees the chair and quickly lifts it up and as Dreamer turns around he is knocked out cold with a violent chair shot from Mr. X. Mr. X then drives the end of the chair into the chest of Dreamer. Mr. X then lays the chair across the chest of Dreamer and rolls into the ring. Mr. X climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off onto Dreamer with the XPress!!! Both men are down and out, but X is on top of his opponent so the ref makes the count and Mr. X retains the Hardcore Title.*
Winner and still XHF Hardcore Champion: Mr. X
King: HA! You were wrong Cole, WRONG!
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large X above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he flicks off booing fans on his way to the ring. He slides in and waits for his partner.*
Cole: Here we go. Intergender Tag Match, next.
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He walks over to Mongo, they slap hands, then wait for their opponents.*
In Ring Announcer: In the ring, weighing in a 655lbs, the team of Hardcore Harry and Mongo, the Destroyer!
*Forsaken by Disturbed hits the PA, and a silhouette of a woman with an alternating lilac, light red and white background is shown on the XtremeTron. The silhouette is slowly dancing...and Dagger walks out. She crosses her arms across her chest, and hugs herself quickly, then brings both arms down, stroking the sides of her body as she does so. She smirks cheekily, and dances Lita-Style down to the ring. She stops at the end of the ramp and waits for her opponent.*
King: Puppies!
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. Around his waist is his XHF Phoenix Championship title belt. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, shades, and title and drops the bat. He looks at Dagger, they both nod then slide in the ring. Mongo and Harry quickly scurry out of the ring and begin to taunt at them. Death Trap then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
In Ring Announcer: And their opponents, weighing in a 337lbs, Dagger and Death Trap!
*The bell rings as Mongo and Harry slowly get back into the ring. Mongo stays on the apron, as Harry steps through the ropes and into the ring. Dagger steps out to the apron.*
Cole: Looks like Hardcore Harry and DT will start this match.
King: Puppies!
*The ref begins to lay down some laws to both men, knowing that this match could get rough. Harry gets frustrated and spits his gum at the ref. The ref gets in his face a little, and so does Harry. DT then charges and knocks Harry down with a clothesline. Harry gets up quickly and is hit down with another clothesline. DT lifts Harry to his feet and whips him across the ring and hits Harry with a spear. He taunts as the fans cheer. He then begins signaling for Mongo to get into the ring. Mongo gets a little frustrated and puts his left leg through the ropes, but the ref quickly restrains him back. Harry then comes from behind DT and hits a low blow. With a quick school boy pin after. 1...2...kickout. He then rolls on top of DT and continuously punches him in the head. He picks him up and hits a gut wrench powerslam on DT. Then quickly rolls in for the cover. 1...2...kickout. Harry brings him to his feet and whips him to Mongo's corner. Then makes a quick tag. Both men begin stomping DT in the corner. Mongo brings DT to his feet and lifts him to the top rope. Mongo then begins to climb the turnbuckles backwards, then grabs DT's neck.*
Cole: Could he possibly be going for a stunner?
King: Well lets find out.
*DT begins punching Mongo in the forehead. Mongo breaks the hold and braces himself. DT flips over and hits an Arm Drag off the top rope. Both men crash to the mat.*
Cole: What an unorthodox move!
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..Both men slowly get to their feet.
*They then begin exchanging punches. But the bigger Mongo gets the upper hand and knocks DT down with a hard right hand. He lifts him back up and lifts him up in a military press, then chucks him across the ring. Mongo drags him over and tags in Harry. Harry drags DT away from the ropes and locks in an Indian Death lock. After a couple of moments, the ref lifts DT's right hand for the first time. It drops to the mat.*
Ref: 1!
*He lifts it up again, only for it to flop back down.*
Cole: This could be it!
Ref: 2!
*He lifts it up one last time, but it stops half way down. DT begins gaining momentum and uses his leg strength to push Harry off of him and break the hold. Harry quickly begins stomping on him before DT can get back up. He then lifts him to his feet and goes behind and signals for a cobra clutch suplex. He lifts DT up but DT does a backflip and lends on his feet. Harry turns around and DT lifts him into a spinebuster, but spins him around and bounces his back off the ropes. Then spinning around one more time and hitting it hard on the mat. Both men are down.*
Cole: What a move.
*Both men begin crawling to their corners. The crowd begins to cheer for DT as he gets closer to Dagger. Harry makes the tag as DT makes the tag a slit second later.*
Cole: Here comes Dagger!
King: Puppies!
*Dagger runs straight for Mongo, as Mongo runs straight for her. He goes for a clothesline but Dagger ducks under and hits a high standing dropkick. Mongo quickly staggers to his feet as Dagger lifts herself onto his shoulders and hits a hurricanrana. Harry then jumps the ropes and runs toward Dagger, only to be knocked back with a drop kick. He leans against the ropes. DT jumps over the ropes and clotheslines Harry over the top rope. DT goes along. The ref goes to lean over the rope and yell at DT and Harry to get back to their corners. As the ref is distracted, Dagger gives a swift kick to Mongo's groin.*
Cole: Oh my! The Kin-Geri!
King: Haha! Go Dagger!
*Dagger quickly falls on top of him for the pin. The ref turns around, and begins to count. 1.....2.....3!*
Cole: Dagger just pinned Mongo!
*Dagger and DT regroup and head up the ramp.*
King: Oh, Mongo is going to have so much fun when this night is over.
*The lights fade to black around the arena and the count down begins. 0.05..... 0.04..... 0.03..... 0.02 ..... 0.01 ..... 0.00, BANG! The pyro shoots into the air from the stage area. Spyke runs to the center of the stage and extends his arms to the side. He turns his back to the crowd and the lights focus on him. He spins back to face the crowd and makes his way down the ramp as Lying My Way From You by Linkin Park plays on the loud speakers. He stops to shake a kid's hand but laughs in the kids face and flexes a muscle as he continues to make his way towards the ring. He struts like he has all the power in the world and enters the ring. The lights return to normal and the ring announcer hands him the mic as he/she steps out of the ring. He stands in the center of the ring and as the song reaches a certain beat he raises both arms in the air and pyro shoot into the air from all four turnbuckles.*
Cole: Ive seen Spyke before, hes very cocky and very good.
King: Not betta than Kanyon!
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
King: Go Kanyon!
Spyke vs. Kanyon
*Spyke opens with a chop sending Kanyon into the ropes. Kanyon is whipped. He ducks the clothesline on the return and bounces off of the ropes again, hitting a crescent kick 1 - 2 - kick out. Uppercuts to the chest by Kanyon. Spyke grabs the side headlock. Kanyon tries to shake his opponent off but Spyke tightens the hold. Kanyon bounces off of the ropes and pushes his opponent but only helps a bulldog by Spyke 1 - 2 - kick out. Spyke picks up his opponent and tosses him through the ropes. He poses for the crowd, getting a pop and launches himself over to the outside with a somersault suicide dive. Kanyon takes the move on the chest as both men go down.*
Cole: And Spyke shows his athleticism!
King: Kanyon has athleticism coming out of his nose.
*The referee starts to count both men out as Spyke slowly rises to his feet unsteadily. Kanyon again is grabbed and rolled into the ring. Spyke climbs the apron and the turnbuckle, but the following elbow drop meets canvas. Spyke gets to his knees. The recovered Kanyon runs over to him and hits the scissor kick with a quick pin 1 - 2 - foot on the ropes. Kanyon yells at the referee. Spyke approaches from behind and rolls him up 1 - 2 - kick out. Kanyon spins again with a crescent kick at Spyke. Spyke ducks under and grabs the waistlock, leading into a German suplex. Kanyon lands on his front but manages to fight out of the elevated Boston crab attempt. Kanyon escapes any further attempts by rolling to the outside. Spyke tries for a baseball slide but Kanyon dodges and pulls him out of the ring. Spyke is hit in the stomach and hit with a scissors kick onto the padding. Kanyon takes time out to exchange words with the crowd at ringside. A roll in and out of the ring stops them both being counted out, and Spyke is whipped into the ring post. Finally he is rolled into the ring and covered 1 - 2 - kick out. Again Kanyon stands in disbelief.*
Cole: What can Kanyon do to keep Spyke down?
*He covers again 1 - 2 - kick out. Kanyon picks up Spyke violently and throws him towards the ropes. He turns around for the back elbow but Spyke flies, hitting the back of his head dangerously with a spinning wheel kick. Kanyon dashes into the corner, holding his head, leaving him vulnerable to the clothesline to the back of his head that follows. One down he is lifted onto the turnbuckle and hit with a super belly to back suplex. Kanyon lands hard on the back of his head and Spyke traps the leg down 1 - 2 - kick out. Thinking how to put his opponent away Spyke sets up his opponent for a tiger suplex. Kanyon fights out and hits a clothesline to escape. As Spyke gets up he bounces off of the ropes and dives at him, but Spyke ducks and hooks in the full nelson for a full nelson facebuster. Spyke bends back as Kanyon loosens an arm and spins around, hitting the Flatliner, 1 - 2 - 3!*
Winner: Kanyon
Cole: Kanyon wins!
King: YEAH BABY.
*Aerodynamic by Daft Punk hits as The Almighty Dragons emerge from the depths of the XtremeTron to a mixed reaction. They pose on top of the ramp as if a superhero before making a simple journey into the ring and posing again.*
Cole: Mexican lucha libre variation of the six-man tag team approach. To be victorious, you must pin/tap/knockout two of the three members of one team or a team's captain in order to gain one fall, which is always a best of three fall series.
King: Wow, sounds good. Whos the captain for The Almighty Dragons though?
Cole: Im being told Shadow Dragon.
*The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The XtremeTron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.*
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
*Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The XtremeTron now shows Hurricane flying and giving thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down tot he center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
King: I dont know if this man is an idiot, or a genius.
Cole: Would idiotic genius work?
King: Sure.
*The arena lights dim as the voice of 50 Cent is herd over the PA "Venom, you know you and Decoy are my favorite wrestlers right?" and shortly after "Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent and Eminem begins to play over the PA. As the word "Explode" sounds in the beginning of the song fire pyros shoot from the stage and as the die down Venom and Decoy emerge from behind the curtain to a fairly good ovation from the crowd. Venom reaches back and grabs the hand of Tracy Brooks and pulls her from behind the curtain to an even bigger ovation from the crowd. Decoy and Venom talk strategy as they walk down the ramp and Teo "The Hired Gun" chases after them with both tag team titles draped over his shoulders. They continue down the ramp and slide in the ring. They each go to opposite corners and climb to the top posing to the crowd as Tracy poses in the center of the ring along with Teo. Venom and Decoy then meet in their corner and prepare for there match as Teo and Tracy exit the ring.*
Cole: And theres the other team captain, Venom!
Luca Libre Six-Man Tag Team Match
The Almighty Dragons (Captain: Shadow Dragon) vs. The Hurricane and The Kinetic Power Trip (Captain: Venom)
*Venom and Shadow Dragon start off the match, as their partners go to their corner. The two tie-up, and Venom takes the early advantage with a headlock. Shadow Dragon pushes Venom off to the ropes, and when Venom bounces off the ropes, Shadow Dragon knocks him down with a stiff clothesline. Dragon makes the cover, but Venom kicks out and gets to his feet as soon as possible. Shadow Dragon begins to send stiff kicks to the legs and ribs of Venom, until a foot is caught by Venom. Shadow Dragon jumps up for a enziguri, but Venom ducks and Shadow Dragon lands on his stomach, and Venom goes for a STF. Shadow Dragon grabs the bottom rope before Venom could get the move in, and Venom releases the hold. Venom leaps to the head and neck of area of Shadow Dragon and applies a headlock, wrenching the neck of Shadow Dragon. Venom begins to climb to his feet with Shadow Dragon, as Shadow Dragon begins to send fists into the rib area of one half of the XHF Tag Team Champions. Shadow Dragon pushes Venom to the ropes, and when Venom approaches Dragon, Dragon leapfrogs over him. Shadow Dragon rolls to his back and lifts up his legs, but Venom stops in his tracks, and grabs Dragon by the legs. Venom lifts Shadow Dragon up, but Dragon falls back going for a bulldog, but Venom slams him hard into the mat with a backdrop! Venom hooks the leg of Shadow Dragon, but Dragon kicks out before the count of three.*
Cole: Great action so far by the captains of both teams.
King: Shadow Dragon seemed to have landed on his neck with that move.
*Venom lifts Shadow Dragon up by the mask and tags in The Hurricane, who enters the ring to a decent pop. Venom goes to his corner of the ring as The Hurricane pushes Shadow Dragon to the ropes and delivers some knife-edge chops. The Hurricane grabs the wrist of Shadow Dragon and goes to throw him to the ropes, but The Hurricane lifts up a knee, driving it into the stomach of Shadow Dragon. Dragon is bent over as Hurricane points up to the sky, and then runs to the ropes. The Hurricane runs to the ropes and goes for a running knee lift, but Shadow Dragon stands up straight and grabs the waist of The Hurricane and turns to the crowd, and hits a huge release german suplex! The Hurricane is bent over as Shadow Dragon makes the cover on The Hurricane, but The Hurricane kicks out after two. Shadow Dragon stands up and tags in his partner BITCH, who leaps over the ropes and stomps on The Hurricane. BITCH lifts The Hurricane up to his feet and knees him in the stomach, but then holds him there. BITCH extends the arm of The Hurricane between his arm and pulls back, stretching the rib area of The Hurricane.*
Cole: BITCH seems to have a abdomen stretch locked in on The Hurricane.
King: Why does he call himself BITCH?
*With the his free arm BITCH drives forearm shots into the ribs of The Hurricane, causing more pain to the ribs of The Hurricane. The crowd tries to pump up The Hurricane, but BITCH has the move locked in tight. The referee asks The Hurricane if he quits, but The Hurricane refuses, continuing the match. BITCH seems to be tired of waiting, as he uses his free arm to grab the free arm of The Hurricane and set it between his own legs, and then lift him up and slam him down with a pumphandle drop! BITCH immediately makes the cover, but Decoy is there to break up the pin. Decoy goes back to his corner, as BITCH wraps his arm around The Hurricanes neck, and his legs around the ribs, applying a rear naked choke. BITCH asks the referee to see if The Hurricane quits, and the referee does, but The Hurricane shakes his head. All the air is being knocked out of The Hurricanes lungs, as the referee checks the wrist of The Hurricane. The referee lifts the wrist of The Hurricane once, and it drops to the mat. The referee lifts it up again, and once again it falls to the mat. The Dragons are ready to get the fall when the referee drops The Hurricane arm once again, but once before it hits the floor The Hurricane holds it up! The Hurricanes arm begins shaking, as he is slowly rolling to knees. BITCH unwraps the legs around The Hurricanes ribs, but continues to hold onto the sleeper hold. The Hurricane lifts himself all the way to his feet and begins to send elbows into the ribs of BITCH, but then grabs him by the waist and hits BITCHs Backdrop Driver!*
Cole: The Hurricane used BITCHs move!
*The Hurricane and BITCH Dragon lie next to each other, as their partners try to pump them up. The Hurricane is the first to move, but BITCH isnt so far behind. The Hurricane is on his hands and knees, crawling to his corner, as BITCH finally turns over. The Hurricane finally reaches to his corner and tags in Decoy, as BITCH (closer to his partners than The Hurricane.) tags in GIZMO! Both go through the middle rope and run to each other, and Decoy knocks GIZMO down with a clothesline. Shadow Dragon leaps over the top rope, but Decoy knocks him down with a clothesline. Venom gets into the ring and goes to help his partner, as they both grab a wrist of GIZMO. They whip GIZMO to the ropes and when he approaches The Kinetic Power Trip, GIZMO lifts a foot up to kick Venom in the face. GIZMO goes for a clothesline on Decoy, but Decoy ducks and is behind GIZMO, and grabs both of his arms. Decoy turns around and falls down, driving GIZMO head first into the mat with The Wall! Decoy turns GIZMO over and hooks the leg, and gains the first fall!*
Winners of the first fall: The Kinetic Power Trip and The Hurricane
Cole: Hurricane and The Power Trip get the first fall!
*Decoy raises his arm up in victory, until BITCH dropkicks him in the back, sending him face first into the second turnbuckle. BITCH begins to send boots into the upper neck, until Venom comes from behind with a forearm. Venom wraps his arms around the waist of BITCH and goes for a release german suplex, but when BITCH is thrown he lands on his feet. Venom turns around and BITCH gets him with a hurricanrana, and once Venom turns to his feet BITCH connects with a wicked dropkick to the face of Venom!*
King: That will mess up your face.
Cole: Yes it will.
*The Hurricane leaps in the ring and clotheslines BITCH, but Shadow Dragon is right there with forearm shot. Shadow Dragon lifts a knee, driving it into the stomach of The Hurricane, and then sets it between his legs for a powerbomb, but The Hurricane back body drops him! Shadow Dragon holds his back as he gets up to his feet, and The Hurricane grabs him by the throat and hits the Hurrislam! The Hurricane looks at his hands in disbelief, but is suddenly grabbed by with a waistlock and hit with a release german suplex by GIZMO Dragon! The Hurricane rolls out of the ring, as a blind tag is made by Venom and Decoy. Venom gets into the ring and forearms GIZMO in the back, and sets him between his legs and lifts him up for a piledriver, but steps forward going for a Casualty To Society! Venom begins to use his other foot, but BITCH comes from behind and hits a lariat!*
Cole: LARRIIOOOTTTT!!!
*Venom drops GIZMO and falls to his knees, and GIZMO runs to him and hits a Shining Wizard!*
Cole: SHHINNNINGG WIZARDDDD!!!
*GIZMO hooks the leg of Venom, 1-2-Decoy goes to break the cover but Shadow Dragon stops him-3!*
Winners of the second fall: The Almighty Dragons
Cole: Were tied a fall apiece!
King: This is great!
*GIZMO gets up to his feet, when The Hurricane runs and clotheslines GIZMO up to his feet. BITCH approaches The Hurricane, but The Hurricane kicks him in the stomach and grabs him in a front facelock. The Hurricane then spins and hits a Superhero Slam! Decoy is standing on the apron and leaps off, knocking GIZMO down with a flying clothesline. Venom is finally getting up to his feet, as Shadow Dragon waits for him. Dragon sends some stiff kicks into the ribs of Venom, until Venom catches it. Shadow Dragon uses his other foot to go for an enziguri kick, but Venom ducks and applies a STF!*
Cole: Venom got it this time!
*Venom has the move locked in tight, as The Hurricane looks around for anybody, but BITCH is there to stop him. BITCH kicks The Hurricane in the stomach, and then sets him between his legs. BITCH picks The Hurricane up, but then drives him head first into the mat with a Ligerbomb! BITCH pushes The Hurricane off, and then runs and forearms Venom, while on the outside GIZMO throws Decoy into the ring steps. BITCH lifts Venom up onto his shoulders, as GIZMO gets to the apron. GIZMO springboards off the top rope, and crossbody blocks Venom off the shoulders of BITCH! GIZMO hooks the leg, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Winners: The Almighty Dragons
Cole: The Dragons win!
*Before The Dragons could celebrate, the lights go out and Simpleminded by Dragpipe hits. Sounds are heard in the ring and the song continues to play. The lights finally turn on, and both teams are knocked out cold, as Christopher Daniels, Charlie Velez, and Ryan Klark stand over them! The crowd boos, as the three men exit the ring, satisfied with their work.*
Cole: What the hell!?
King: Is Klark with The Prophecy?
*'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead hits the P.A. system as Ace walks through the black curtain. He begins to walks down the ramp as pyro explodes from both sides and continues to explode and follow Ace down to the bottom of the ramp. He slides in and waits for his opponent. *
Cole: Ace has impressed me A LOT these past two weeks.
King: Yeah, but Christopher Daniels IS Christopher Daniels.
*The crowd begins to buzz as Silverchair's "Black Tangled Heart" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading the XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion through the curtain. He is clad in his black casket, red sash, and dangling Onk pennant. He continues to the ring as the announcer speaks his name..."The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!.. Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Smirking, he lowers his arms and tosses his casket aside revealing the Championship belt strapped to his waist. Daniels then drops to the ring mat and awaits the match to begin.*
XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
Ace vs. The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels
*Ace and Daniels go to lock up in the middle of the ring when Ace ducks under, locking the waist of Daniels. Daniels runs into the ropes and Ace tries coming back with a roll up but Daniels grabs the top rope, sending Ace rolling back. Daniels turns around, Ace already to his feet, and connects with a high drop kick, sending Daniels back into the ropes. Ace follows up with some heavy knife-edge chops, turning the chest of Daniels red. Ace tries sending Daniels into the ropes but Daniels reverses, sending Ace into the ropes. Ace comes back, sliding under the legs of Daniels, grabbing his feet on the way through, sending Daniels face first onto the mat. Daniels crawls up to his knees, in an attempt to come back to his feet as Ace runs into the ropes, comes back, flipping over Daniels and rolling him up, but Daniels kicks out after two!*
King: Okay, that was too close.
*Daniels is quick to his feet and catches Ace with an arm drag, keeping him grounded and locking in an arm bar. Ace brings his feet up, looking to trap the head of Daniels in a head scissors but ends up rolling right through, onto his knees, Daniels still has the arm bar locked in. Ace using his leg strength, flips forward and connects to the back of the head of Daniels with a leg drop. Hooks the leg for a cover but Daniels kicks out after two. Ace and Daniels, a little slow to their feet, Ace looking a little exhausted after coming out on fire in the early goings of this one. Ace is up and runs towards the turnbuckle, leapfrogging onto the top turnbuckle but once up there, Daniels is quick to shove the feet of Ace in opposite directions, leaving him in pain, straddling the top rope (I guess he forgot to wear his cup) Daniels hooks the arms of Ace and carries him out towards the middle of the ring in a reverse outsiders edge position. Daniels, carrying him out towards the middle of the ring, looking for the Fall from Grace but as they are leaving the corner, Ace pushes off with his feet, spinning around the shoulders of Daniels and comes back with a DDT! Ace right into the cover, but Daniels kicks out after two once again! Daniels a little slower to his feet this time and once to his knees, is forced into taking a dropkick to the face from Ace, knocking him right back down. Ace jumps onto the top turnbuckle and looks to be coming off with a high-elevated leg drop but theres nobody there! Daniels rolls out of the way and Ace is bouncing around on his backside. Daniels is up to his feet and catches Ace in a Full Nelson position. Its the Judgment Call from Daniels! Ace is down for a short while but no cover from Daniels, he uses this time to regroup and take a bit of a rest, Ace still coming on strong, looking for that Junior Heavyweight Title. Daniels is up and picks up Ace onto his shoulders in a Samoan drop position, Last Rites coming up from Daniels but when he spins him around, Ace takes him down with a head scissors take down! Ace runs into the ropes and springboards back onto the shoulders of Daniels, takes him down with a Hurricanrana! Ace into another cover 1...2...Daniels just gets the shoulder up!*
King: Come on Daniels!
Cole: I think Ace has Daniels number tonight.
*Ace pounds on the mat in frustration, he felt the Junior Heavyweight Title in his hands. Ace gets up and waits for Daniels to get up as well. Daniels gets up and Ace goes for the Ace of Spades but Daniels sends him forward, into the ropes. Ace comes back and Daniels kicks him in the gut, picking him up for a Stalling Vertical Suplex. Daniels lets him down, Saving Grace coming but Ace spins around Daniels, and connects the Ace of Spades!!! Its over 1...2.....Daniels just, JUST gets the shoulder up! Ace cant believe it, and is again pounding on the mat. Ace, however, regroups and climbs to the top. He waits for Daniels to get to his feet and when he does, comes with a cross body but Daniels rolls through 1...2...Ace just kicks out! Daniels is down on the mat, slowly getting to his feet, Ace is as well, but hes more shocked then he is anything else. Daniels gets up and connects with Heavens Gate! Ace hits the mat but showing great resilience comes back up to his feet, only to receive a kick to the gut from Daniels. Daniels connects with his finisher, Angels Wings. Right into the cover 1...2....3....NO! Everyone thought it was over, but Ace appears to have just got the shoulder up and the ref says it was a two!*
King: I dont believe Ace kicked out of that.
*Daniels, arguing the call and Ace connects with a roll up, 1,2 Daniels kicks out! Daniels rushes right back up to his feet and locks in a sharp shooter, leaning back and locking in a Rings of Saturn, the Repentance from Daniels! Ace is holding on, not giving up. Great resilience from Ace as he refuses to give, hes holding on, reaching for the ropes. He gives up and tries looking for a way out, but theres no way out. Ace actually hangs on to the point where he passes out! The referee raises his arms three times and all three times it drops, he calls for the bell, Daniels retains the title!*
Winner and still Junior Heavyweight Champion: The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels
Cole: Ace had to be knocked out for Daniels to get the win.
King: Phew, I was scared Daniels was going to lose his title.
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.*
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
*With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist and rubs his European Championship a moment. He unstraps it and raises it to the booing fans before taking off down the ramp, dragging the title behind him. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the still booing fans, he also raises his title. Platinum jumps down, giving the platinum "P" and his European Championship to the timekeeper.*
King: Platinum is so damn cool.
*Born Of a Broken Man plays as Gravedigger walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. GD then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
Cole: This should be a great match
XHF European Championship
Platinum vs. Gravedigger
*Platinum and Gravedigger sit at opposite corners of the ring. Gravedigger bursts out of his and charges at Platinum. Platinum ducks out of the way and Gravedigger crashes into the turnbuckle. Platinum grabs a rear waistlock and Gravedigger falls back on it, causing a cover that gets one. Gravedigger continues to roll back onto his feet and hits a stomp on Platinum's face.*
King: Sheesh, that was harsh.
*The former XHF Cruiserweight champion rolls away from his opponent on the mat in pain. Gravedigger follows up by dropping an elbow. He smiles as he locks in the Indian death lock, as the smaller Platinum is produce a serious attempt at escape.*
King: He's just toying with him!
Cole: On the ground the weight advantage counts.
*Gravedigger releases the hold and keeps Platinum grounded with a stomp to the stomach. He runs off the ropes and jumps for the leg drop but misses. Platinum carries himself behind Gravedigger and rolls him up with a schoolboy getting one. Platinum runs at his opponent after he has got up. Gravedigger sidesteps and hits a bridging German suplex. Platinum kicks out at two. Platinum retreats into the ropes. Gravedigger pushes up against him and whips him to the opposite side of the ring. Platinum comes back with a wheel kick. He quickly climbs the turnbuckle and hits a missile dropkick taking the big man down. Platinum climbs over Gravedigger and hooks the leg for a one and then a two count.*
King: Platinum's back up to speed!
*Platinum brings Gravedigger up to his feet and hits a face plant. Gravedigger sits up recovering from the move and takes a dropkick before he can stand. Platinum brings Gravedigger up to his feet and to the turnbuckle. Platinum steps up and his tornado DDT for the one, two, kick out.*
Cole: I thought that was it Platinum is really piling on the pressure.
*Gravedigger is dragged to his feet again. Platinum flexes his biceps mocking Gravedigger before hooking him up for a suplex.*
Cole: Will he hit this? CAN he?
*Platinum lifts up Gravedigger but he floats over. Gravedigger grabs the reverse facelock and hits the reverse DDT!*
Cole: Roll the Dice! It's over!
Gravedigger sits up, still a little woozy from the DDT and covers Platinum for two!
King: Platinum's still going! Those damn Canadians!
*Gravedigger returns to his original strategy by applying the figure four on Platinum. Platinum screams in pain, flailing his arms. The referee checks for the submission and Platinum knocks him into Gravedigger breaking the hold!*
Cole: I don't for a second believe that that was accidental.
King: The referee has to give him the benefit of the doubt Cole!
*Platinum and Gravedigger both get up slowly because of previous big moves and turn towards each other, in the case of Platinum right into a powerslam for two. Gravedigger climbs to the top rope facing the ring, and drop a leg drop off the top. Platinum is able to evade and jump up top himself, springing off hitting Perfection! The crowd count along one, two, kick out!*
King: They say the bigger they are the harder they fall, but Gravedigger still gets up!
*Platinum can't believe it and is yelling at the referee. He hits a quick springboard senton and hooks both legs for the one, two, kick out. He brings Gravedigger up to his feet and runs to the ropes. He jumps for the crossbody on the return and is caught in the arms of Gravedigger. Gravedigger then shows his strength by throwing Platinum over his shoulder into the turnbuckle!*
Cole: Ouch.
*Platinum lands leaning into the turnbuckle and gets his boot up when Gravedigger charges. Platinum runs out for the bulldog but Gravedigger catches him in his arms and hits a back suplex. Gravedigger calls for the Hangman's DDT and applies the front facelock. Platinum reverses the lift into a hurricanrana.*
Cole: He took down Gravedigger with a cruiserweight move!
*With Gravedigger down Platinum climbs the turnbuckle. Gravedigger starts to stir and get to his feet. Platinum taunts to the crowd and leaps with Air Time, caught in a standing double choke by Gravedigger! Gravedigger hits the Running Choke Bomb for one, two and three!*
Winner and still XHF European Champion: Gravedigger
Cole: It's over!
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
King: Oh, Williams is going to die.
*The lights go out, and ""Frantic"" by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, and the XHF United States Championship around his waist. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck comes from behind and unstraps his championship belt, and hands it to him.*
"Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock"
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with the XHF United States championship in one hand, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, raises his championship in the air. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponent(s), as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips*
Cole: I dont understand it, Williams shows respect for Destruction, but Destruction just spits in his face.
King: Thats wrestling for ya!
XHF United Sates Championship
The Energy Chris Williams vs. Destruction
*Williams and Destruction lock up in the middle of the ring, Destruction sends Williams back into the corner, using his size and strength to his advantage. Williams sits up, Destruction still standing in the middle of the ring, slightly laughing towards Williams. Williams gets up and tries it again, but again Destruction using that strength and tossing away Williams. Williams goes for it a third time and this sneaks around to the back of Destruction, lifting up his legs, taking him down, spins around on his back and follows it up with a few slaps across the back of the head of Destruction, taunting the Untied States Champion. Williams jumps right back up and jumps up and down , celebrating with the cheering fans at ringside. Destruction is up and is no longer in a laughing mood, coming up from behind Williams and takes him down with a club to the back of the head and proceeds with a few stomps to the back of Williams, who crawls away into the corner, looking for some support. Williams pulls himself up with the top turnbuckle but Destruction continues to drive the boots into the stomach of Williams, sending him right back down into a sitting position before placing his foot over the throat of Williams, choking him until the count of five. He steps away and the referee shares a word when Tylene jumps onto the apron and begins choking Williams herself! When the referee turns back around, Tylene is down from the apron, referee with no idea over what had just gone on.*
Cole: Dammit, get her out of there.
King: No, shes hot.
*Destruction picks up Williams and sends him across to the far turnbuckle. Destruction waits a moment and goes to follow it up as Williams scales the turnbuckles, reaching the top and comes off with a picture perfect moonsault to the United States Champion. 1,2 Destruction kicks out after the count of two. Williams quickly back to his feet and comes off looking for a diving clothesline but Destruction ducks under. Williams, somehow, able to land on his feet and keeps running into the ropes. He slides between the legs of Destruction and connects with a huge dropkick to the back of Destruction. Destruction falls through the middle rope and to the outside!*
Cole: Destruction is taken down!
*Williams looks out at Destruction, looking to get to his feet, using the apron, he does so and Williams comes forward, and connects with a suicide dive to Destruction! Both men are down, Williams first to his feet and crawls back into the ring to break up the count. He sees Destruction getting up and runs into the ropes, coming back, baseball slide to Destruction! Destruction, back into the barricade, Tylene coming over to check on Destruction. Destruction helped up and Williams, pulls back on the top rope, and then vault himself over the top, cross body taking out both Destruction and Tylene! Williams is the first one up, he rolls back into the ring, but the referee steps out, Tylene is down and looks hurt, Destruction sitting up against the barricade. With the referee helping Tylene, Williams stands at the rope area, looking on, a bit of concern himself. Meanwhile Destruction has gotten up and walked around to the other side of the ring with a steel chair! From behind he cracks it over the back of Williams, drops the chair, and kicks him in the gut. Destruction connects with an Eve of Destruction onto the steel chair!*
Cole: No!
King: Haha, thats what happens when you mess with fire Williams.
*Destruction goes for the cover but the referee is busy on the outside. He finally turns around, crawls into the ring, 1...2....Williams kicks out! The fans jump to their feet Destruction cant believe he only got two and is up in the face of the referee! Williams has time to slowly get to his feet, and rolls up Destruction but only get a two! Destruction is right back up and locks in a sleeper on Williams, slowly the lucha libre down once more. Williams is down and is draining but its the fans that are bringing him right back into it. Williams is up, connects with a few elbows to the gut and spins around, connecting with a Gyrate! Destruction is sent staggering back, Williams picking up some momentum now. Williams crosses the arms of Destruction and connects with the Energize! 1...2...3!*
Winner and new United States Champion: The Energy Chris Williams
King: NO FUCKING WAY.
Cole: Chris Williams wins the United States title!
*Williams jumps up and begins to celebrate with the title when Tylene is now up and connects with a low blow to Williams! Destruction picks up the title and cracks it over the head of Williams before he and Tylene leave, leaving the title draped over the fallen Williams.*
Cole: This should be an interesting match.
King: These two men are so small it could be considered a Junior Heavyweight Match.
*The lights go out and blue strobe lighting fills the arena. The begging of Stinkfist by Tool begins to play, the start of the song with the rattling begins quietly, and slowly gets louder and then the song hits in.*
Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.
*Winter Callous steps through the curtains with his arms raised in the air, and his head looking down to the ground. As he gets to the center of the ramp, he brings his arms down and then looks out into the crowd. He slowly walks towards the ring, as Stinkfist by Tool keeps playing.*
Constant over stimulation numbs me
and I wouldn't have
It any other way.
*Winter Callous reaches ringside and then walks around the edge of the ring, slapping hands with some of the fans on the front row, and then slides under the bottom rope at the back of the ring. He quickly stands up and jumps up a turnbuckle, where he holds his arms up once more, shouting out into the cheering crowd. Winter Callous jumps back down and walks over to some ropes, where he awaits the match to begin.*
Cole: Callous is a great wrestler.
Abaddon vs. Winter Callous
*The bell rings as the two men circle in the middle of the ring. Abaddon wastes no time and quickly springboards off the side ropes and goes for an Asai Moonsault, but Winter catches him on his right shoulder and gives him a Snake Eyes in the corner. He quickly lifts Abaddon to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Winter tries a clothesline, but Abaddon ducks it and springboards off the ropes, yet again hits a Spinning Heel Kick. Then quickly makes the cover 1...2...kickout. Winter begins to get up but Abaddon knocks him back down with a leg drop to the head. He then climbs to the top rope and balances. Winter slowly gets up as Abaddon dives off the top rope. He flips and hits an Overcast Neckbreaker. Winter crashes to the mat and holds his neck in pain. Abaddon makes the cover. 1...2...kickout. Abaddon lifts him up and whips him, but Winter reverses and whips Abaddon into the ropes. As Abaddon bounces back, Winter knocks him down with a high Cross Body Block. Instead of covering, he begins to lift Abaddon back up again, but Abaddon thumps him in the eye. Winter falls, blinded. Abaddon then rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. He seems frustrated. He slides in and lifts the chair over his head. But Winter comes out of nowhere and Drop Kicks the chair right back into Abaddon's face! As Abaddon stumbles back. He knocks the ref down and steps on him. He shakes his head and gets back to business. Winter then charges at Abaddon but he gets cracked upside the head with the steal chair.*
Cole His skulls busted!
King Duh.
*Abaddon then quickly throws the chair out of the ring and climbs to the top rope. He flips off with a 450 Splash and nails Winter perfectly. The ref slowly staggers up and makes the count. 1...2...Winter puts his foot on the rope, but ref doesn't see it....3! Abaddon rolls out of the ring and taunts of his victory. The ref grabs a mic and begins to speak.*
Ref: I have been corrected, Winter Callous's foot was on the rope. Due to the miscalculation, the match will be restarted!
*The crowd cheers as Abaddon begins kicking anything in his path.*
King: That's not fair! He already won!
Cole: He had his foot on the rope.
King: So...
*Abaddon quickly get himself back to the top rope and goes for another 450 Splash. He flips off, but Winter rolls out of the way, sending Abaddon crashing to the mat. Abaddon quickly scurries up, holding his ribs. He swings at Winter, but Winter ducks and hits the Frost Bite!*
Cole: There it is!
*He quickly makes the cover. 1...2...3! The bell rings.*
Winner: Winter Callous
*Abaddon rolls out of the ring as Winter celebrates. He grabs the chair then slides back into the ring. He busts the chair over the refs head. Winter then turns around, only to get hit upside the head with the chair also. Abaddon throws down the chair and spits on Winter. Then rolls out of the ring, and up the ramp to "I Am Loco." He walks through the curtain.*
Cole: Abaddon is such a sore loser.
*Awake by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly separates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin.
King: Mr. X is Hardcore. The X in Mr. X means XTREME.
Cole: Im not going to say anything about that, he has been a really good champion.
*"Dead leaves and the dirty ground" by White Stripes hits on the pa system and the lights dim. Tommy Dreamer is shown at the entranceway holding a singapore cane. He raises the cane and walks to the ring.*
Cole: But in my mind, there is one person who can stop him, and thats the innovator of violence.
King: Bah, Mr. X destroyed Dreamer in the tournament!
XHF Hardcore Championship
Mr. X vs. Tommy Dreamer
*The match starts out as Dreamer swings around his cane while circling the ring. Mr. X circles the ring as well watching Dreamers every move. Mr. X backs up into the ropes and flips himself back wards over the top rope right as Dreamer runs at him to attack. Mr. X grabs the legs of Dreamer from the outside of the ring and drags Dreamer out. Dreamer drops the cane in to ring as he is pulled out. Dreamer quickly gets to his feet but is dazed with a huge right hand from Mr. X. Dreamer stumbles a bit from the punch and then continues to stumble as Mr. X connects with another. Dreamer seems to be regaining his composure but that is quickly gone as Mr. X finally takes him down with a huge head butt. Dreamer is down on the mat and Mr. X begins to look for something that will cause more pain. Mr. X walks over to the crowd as Dreamer begins to stir around on the floor. Mr. X reaches over and grabs a chair from the crowd. Mr. X holds the chair at his side and turns back to Dreamer who is now to his knees, but quickly springs up and hits a low drop kick to the chair sending it into the knee of the Hardcore Champion.*
Cole: Taking out the legs in the Hardcore match is a brilliant idea.
King: I concur.
Cole: Do you say that at least once a show?
King: Yes.
*Mr. X quickly drops the chair and falls to one knee and Dreamer takes advantage by sending quick kicks into the chest of Mr. X, but they seem to have little effect. Mr. X slowly works his way back to his feet but as soon as he does Dreamer goes after the hurting left knee with a chop block that this time takes Mr. X all the way to the mat. Dreamer then picks up the chair from next to Mr. X and lifts it high above his head and whacks Mr. X right across the back. Mr. X screams out in pain from the shot and holds his face in his hands as Dreamer then stomps away on the back of Mr. X. Tommy then sets the chair down across the back of Mr. X and climbs up onto the ring apron. Dreamer seems to be ready to do something crazy here and Dreamer runs from one side of the apron to the other and dives off with an elbow drop onto the chair into the back of Mr. X. Both men scream in pain from the impact. Dreamer rolls around for a second holding his elbow in pain then is able somehow to muster enough strength to flip Mr. X over and make the cover. Mr. X is able to kick out at two. Both man lay for a second on their backs, but Dreamer is shortly after, moving once again. Dreamer crawls towards the ring and pulls himself up on the apron. Mr. X slowly begins to sit up after taking a lot of punishment. Mr. X is now to his feet as Dreamer gets up as well. Mr. X looks down and sees the chair and quickly lifts it up and as Dreamer turns around he is knocked out cold with a violent chair shot from Mr. X. Mr. X then drives the end of the chair into the chest of Dreamer. Mr. X then lays the chair across the chest of Dreamer and rolls into the ring. Mr. X climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off onto Dreamer with the XPress!!! Both men are down and out, but X is on top of his opponent so the ref makes the count and Mr. X retains the Hardcore Title.*
Winner and still XHF Hardcore Champion: Mr. X
King: HA! You were wrong Cole, WRONG!
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large X above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he flicks off booing fans on his way to the ring. He slides in and waits for his partner.*
Cole: Here we go. Intergender Tag Match, next.
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He walks over to Mongo, they slap hands, then wait for their opponents.*
In Ring Announcer: In the ring, weighing in a 655lbs, the team of Hardcore Harry and Mongo, the Destroyer!
*Forsaken by Disturbed hits the PA, and a silhouette of a woman with an alternating lilac, light red and white background is shown on the XtremeTron. The silhouette is slowly dancing...and Dagger walks out. She crosses her arms across her chest, and hugs herself quickly, then brings both arms down, stroking the sides of her body as she does so. She smirks cheekily, and dances Lita-Style down to the ring. She stops at the end of the ramp and waits for her opponent.*
King: Puppies!
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. Around his waist is his XHF Phoenix Championship title belt. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, shades, and title and drops the bat. He looks at Dagger, they both nod then slide in the ring. Mongo and Harry quickly scurry out of the ring and begin to taunt at them. Death Trap then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
In Ring Announcer: And their opponents, weighing in a 337lbs, Dagger and Death Trap!
*The bell rings as Mongo and Harry slowly get back into the ring. Mongo stays on the apron, as Harry steps through the ropes and into the ring. Dagger steps out to the apron.*
Cole: Looks like Hardcore Harry and DT will start this match.
King: Puppies!
*The ref begins to lay down some laws to both men, knowing that this match could get rough. Harry gets frustrated and spits his gum at the ref. The ref gets in his face a little, and so does Harry. DT then charges and knocks Harry down with a clothesline. Harry gets up quickly and is hit down with another clothesline. DT lifts Harry to his feet and whips him across the ring and hits Harry with a spear. He taunts as the fans cheer. He then begins signaling for Mongo to get into the ring. Mongo gets a little frustrated and puts his left leg through the ropes, but the ref quickly restrains him back. Harry then comes from behind DT and hits a low blow. With a quick school boy pin after. 1...2...kickout. He then rolls on top of DT and continuously punches him in the head. He picks him up and hits a gut wrench powerslam on DT. Then quickly rolls in for the cover. 1...2...kickout. Harry brings him to his feet and whips him to Mongo's corner. Then makes a quick tag. Both men begin stomping DT in the corner. Mongo brings DT to his feet and lifts him to the top rope. Mongo then begins to climb the turnbuckles backwards, then grabs DT's neck.*
Cole: Could he possibly be going for a stunner?
King: Well lets find out.
*DT begins punching Mongo in the forehead. Mongo breaks the hold and braces himself. DT flips over and hits an Arm Drag off the top rope. Both men crash to the mat.*
Cole: What an unorthodox move!
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..Both men slowly get to their feet.
*They then begin exchanging punches. But the bigger Mongo gets the upper hand and knocks DT down with a hard right hand. He lifts him back up and lifts him up in a military press, then chucks him across the ring. Mongo drags him over and tags in Harry. Harry drags DT away from the ropes and locks in an Indian Death lock. After a couple of moments, the ref lifts DT's right hand for the first time. It drops to the mat.*
Ref: 1!
*He lifts it up again, only for it to flop back down.*
Cole: This could be it!
Ref: 2!
*He lifts it up one last time, but it stops half way down. DT begins gaining momentum and uses his leg strength to push Harry off of him and break the hold. Harry quickly begins stomping on him before DT can get back up. He then lifts him to his feet and goes behind and signals for a cobra clutch suplex. He lifts DT up but DT does a backflip and lends on his feet. Harry turns around and DT lifts him into a spinebuster, but spins him around and bounces his back off the ropes. Then spinning around one more time and hitting it hard on the mat. Both men are down.*
Cole: What a move.
*Both men begin crawling to their corners. The crowd begins to cheer for DT as he gets closer to Dagger. Harry makes the tag as DT makes the tag a slit second later.*
Cole: Here comes Dagger!
King: Puppies!
*Dagger runs straight for Mongo, as Mongo runs straight for her. He goes for a clothesline but Dagger ducks under and hits a high standing dropkick. Mongo quickly staggers to his feet as Dagger lifts herself onto his shoulders and hits a hurricanrana. Harry then jumps the ropes and runs toward Dagger, only to be knocked back with a drop kick. He leans against the ropes. DT jumps over the ropes and clotheslines Harry over the top rope. DT goes along. The ref goes to lean over the rope and yell at DT and Harry to get back to their corners. As the ref is distracted, Dagger gives a swift kick to Mongo's groin.*
Cole: Oh my! The Kin-Geri!
King: Haha! Go Dagger!
*Dagger quickly falls on top of him for the pin. The ref turns around, and begins to count. 1.....2.....3!*
Cole: Dagger just pinned Mongo!
*Dagger and DT regroup and head up the ramp.*
King: Oh, Mongo is going to have so much fun when this night is over.
*The lights fade to black around the arena and the count down begins. 0.05..... 0.04..... 0.03..... 0.02 ..... 0.01 ..... 0.00, BANG! The pyro shoots into the air from the stage area. Spyke runs to the center of the stage and extends his arms to the side. He turns his back to the crowd and the lights focus on him. He spins back to face the crowd and makes his way down the ramp as Lying My Way From You by Linkin Park plays on the loud speakers. He stops to shake a kid's hand but laughs in the kids face and flexes a muscle as he continues to make his way towards the ring. He struts like he has all the power in the world and enters the ring. The lights return to normal and the ring announcer hands him the mic as he/she steps out of the ring. He stands in the center of the ring and as the song reaches a certain beat he raises both arms in the air and pyro shoot into the air from all four turnbuckles.*
Cole: Ive seen Spyke before, hes very cocky and very good.
King: Not betta than Kanyon!
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
King: Go Kanyon!
Spyke vs. Kanyon
*Spyke opens with a chop sending Kanyon into the ropes. Kanyon is whipped. He ducks the clothesline on the return and bounces off of the ropes again, hitting a crescent kick 1 - 2 - kick out. Uppercuts to the chest by Kanyon. Spyke grabs the side headlock. Kanyon tries to shake his opponent off but Spyke tightens the hold. Kanyon bounces off of the ropes and pushes his opponent but only helps a bulldog by Spyke 1 - 2 - kick out. Spyke picks up his opponent and tosses him through the ropes. He poses for the crowd, getting a pop and launches himself over to the outside with a somersault suicide dive. Kanyon takes the move on the chest as both men go down.*
Cole: And Spyke shows his athleticism!
King: Kanyon has athleticism coming out of his nose.
*The referee starts to count both men out as Spyke slowly rises to his feet unsteadily. Kanyon again is grabbed and rolled into the ring. Spyke climbs the apron and the turnbuckle, but the following elbow drop meets canvas. Spyke gets to his knees. The recovered Kanyon runs over to him and hits the scissor kick with a quick pin 1 - 2 - foot on the ropes. Kanyon yells at the referee. Spyke approaches from behind and rolls him up 1 - 2 - kick out. Kanyon spins again with a crescent kick at Spyke. Spyke ducks under and grabs the waistlock, leading into a German suplex. Kanyon lands on his front but manages to fight out of the elevated Boston crab attempt. Kanyon escapes any further attempts by rolling to the outside. Spyke tries for a baseball slide but Kanyon dodges and pulls him out of the ring. Spyke is hit in the stomach and hit with a scissors kick onto the padding. Kanyon takes time out to exchange words with the crowd at ringside. A roll in and out of the ring stops them both being counted out, and Spyke is whipped into the ring post. Finally he is rolled into the ring and covered 1 - 2 - kick out. Again Kanyon stands in disbelief.*
Cole: What can Kanyon do to keep Spyke down?
*He covers again 1 - 2 - kick out. Kanyon picks up Spyke violently and throws him towards the ropes. He turns around for the back elbow but Spyke flies, hitting the back of his head dangerously with a spinning wheel kick. Kanyon dashes into the corner, holding his head, leaving him vulnerable to the clothesline to the back of his head that follows. One down he is lifted onto the turnbuckle and hit with a super belly to back suplex. Kanyon lands hard on the back of his head and Spyke traps the leg down 1 - 2 - kick out. Thinking how to put his opponent away Spyke sets up his opponent for a tiger suplex. Kanyon fights out and hits a clothesline to escape. As Spyke gets up he bounces off of the ropes and dives at him, but Spyke ducks and hooks in the full nelson for a full nelson facebuster. Spyke bends back as Kanyon loosens an arm and spins around, hitting the Flatliner, 1 - 2 - 3!*
Winner: Kanyon
Cole: Kanyon wins!
King: YEAH BABY.
*Aerodynamic by Daft Punk hits as The Almighty Dragons emerge from the depths of the XtremeTron to a mixed reaction. They pose on top of the ramp as if a superhero before making a simple journey into the ring and posing again.*
Cole: Mexican lucha libre variation of the six-man tag team approach. To be victorious, you must pin/tap/knockout two of the three members of one team or a team's captain in order to gain one fall, which is always a best of three fall series.
King: Wow, sounds good. Whos the captain for The Almighty Dragons though?
Cole: Im being told Shadow Dragon.
*The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The XtremeTron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.*
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
*Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The XtremeTron now shows Hurricane flying and giving thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down tot he center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
King: I dont know if this man is an idiot, or a genius.
Cole: Would idiotic genius work?
King: Sure.
*The arena lights dim as the voice of 50 Cent is herd over the PA "Venom, you know you and Decoy are my favorite wrestlers right?" and shortly after "Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent and Eminem begins to play over the PA. As the word "Explode" sounds in the beginning of the song fire pyros shoot from the stage and as the die down Venom and Decoy emerge from behind the curtain to a fairly good ovation from the crowd. Venom reaches back and grabs the hand of Tracy Brooks and pulls her from behind the curtain to an even bigger ovation from the crowd. Decoy and Venom talk strategy as they walk down the ramp and Teo "The Hired Gun" chases after them with both tag team titles draped over his shoulders. They continue down the ramp and slide in the ring. They each go to opposite corners and climb to the top posing to the crowd as Tracy poses in the center of the ring along with Teo. Venom and Decoy then meet in their corner and prepare for there match as Teo and Tracy exit the ring.*
Cole: And theres the other team captain, Venom!
Luca Libre Six-Man Tag Team Match
The Almighty Dragons (Captain: Shadow Dragon) vs. The Hurricane and The Kinetic Power Trip (Captain: Venom)
*Venom and Shadow Dragon start off the match, as their partners go to their corner. The two tie-up, and Venom takes the early advantage with a headlock. Shadow Dragon pushes Venom off to the ropes, and when Venom bounces off the ropes, Shadow Dragon knocks him down with a stiff clothesline. Dragon makes the cover, but Venom kicks out and gets to his feet as soon as possible. Shadow Dragon begins to send stiff kicks to the legs and ribs of Venom, until a foot is caught by Venom. Shadow Dragon jumps up for a enziguri, but Venom ducks and Shadow Dragon lands on his stomach, and Venom goes for a STF. Shadow Dragon grabs the bottom rope before Venom could get the move in, and Venom releases the hold. Venom leaps to the head and neck of area of Shadow Dragon and applies a headlock, wrenching the neck of Shadow Dragon. Venom begins to climb to his feet with Shadow Dragon, as Shadow Dragon begins to send fists into the rib area of one half of the XHF Tag Team Champions. Shadow Dragon pushes Venom to the ropes, and when Venom approaches Dragon, Dragon leapfrogs over him. Shadow Dragon rolls to his back and lifts up his legs, but Venom stops in his tracks, and grabs Dragon by the legs. Venom lifts Shadow Dragon up, but Dragon falls back going for a bulldog, but Venom slams him hard into the mat with a backdrop! Venom hooks the leg of Shadow Dragon, but Dragon kicks out before the count of three.*
Cole: Great action so far by the captains of both teams.
King: Shadow Dragon seemed to have landed on his neck with that move.
*Venom lifts Shadow Dragon up by the mask and tags in The Hurricane, who enters the ring to a decent pop. Venom goes to his corner of the ring as The Hurricane pushes Shadow Dragon to the ropes and delivers some knife-edge chops. The Hurricane grabs the wrist of Shadow Dragon and goes to throw him to the ropes, but The Hurricane lifts up a knee, driving it into the stomach of Shadow Dragon. Dragon is bent over as Hurricane points up to the sky, and then runs to the ropes. The Hurricane runs to the ropes and goes for a running knee lift, but Shadow Dragon stands up straight and grabs the waist of The Hurricane and turns to the crowd, and hits a huge release german suplex! The Hurricane is bent over as Shadow Dragon makes the cover on The Hurricane, but The Hurricane kicks out after two. Shadow Dragon stands up and tags in his partner BITCH, who leaps over the ropes and stomps on The Hurricane. BITCH lifts The Hurricane up to his feet and knees him in the stomach, but then holds him there. BITCH extends the arm of The Hurricane between his arm and pulls back, stretching the rib area of The Hurricane.*
Cole: BITCH seems to have a abdomen stretch locked in on The Hurricane.
King: Why does he call himself BITCH?
*With the his free arm BITCH drives forearm shots into the ribs of The Hurricane, causing more pain to the ribs of The Hurricane. The crowd tries to pump up The Hurricane, but BITCH has the move locked in tight. The referee asks The Hurricane if he quits, but The Hurricane refuses, continuing the match. BITCH seems to be tired of waiting, as he uses his free arm to grab the free arm of The Hurricane and set it between his own legs, and then lift him up and slam him down with a pumphandle drop! BITCH immediately makes the cover, but Decoy is there to break up the pin. Decoy goes back to his corner, as BITCH wraps his arm around The Hurricanes neck, and his legs around the ribs, applying a rear naked choke. BITCH asks the referee to see if The Hurricane quits, and the referee does, but The Hurricane shakes his head. All the air is being knocked out of The Hurricanes lungs, as the referee checks the wrist of The Hurricane. The referee lifts the wrist of The Hurricane once, and it drops to the mat. The referee lifts it up again, and once again it falls to the mat. The Dragons are ready to get the fall when the referee drops The Hurricane arm once again, but once before it hits the floor The Hurricane holds it up! The Hurricanes arm begins shaking, as he is slowly rolling to knees. BITCH unwraps the legs around The Hurricanes ribs, but continues to hold onto the sleeper hold. The Hurricane lifts himself all the way to his feet and begins to send elbows into the ribs of BITCH, but then grabs him by the waist and hits BITCHs Backdrop Driver!*
Cole: The Hurricane used BITCHs move!
*The Hurricane and BITCH Dragon lie next to each other, as their partners try to pump them up. The Hurricane is the first to move, but BITCH isnt so far behind. The Hurricane is on his hands and knees, crawling to his corner, as BITCH finally turns over. The Hurricane finally reaches to his corner and tags in Decoy, as BITCH (closer to his partners than The Hurricane.) tags in GIZMO! Both go through the middle rope and run to each other, and Decoy knocks GIZMO down with a clothesline. Shadow Dragon leaps over the top rope, but Decoy knocks him down with a clothesline. Venom gets into the ring and goes to help his partner, as they both grab a wrist of GIZMO. They whip GIZMO to the ropes and when he approaches The Kinetic Power Trip, GIZMO lifts a foot up to kick Venom in the face. GIZMO goes for a clothesline on Decoy, but Decoy ducks and is behind GIZMO, and grabs both of his arms. Decoy turns around and falls down, driving GIZMO head first into the mat with The Wall! Decoy turns GIZMO over and hooks the leg, and gains the first fall!*
Winners of the first fall: The Kinetic Power Trip and The Hurricane
Cole: Hurricane and The Power Trip get the first fall!
*Decoy raises his arm up in victory, until BITCH dropkicks him in the back, sending him face first into the second turnbuckle. BITCH begins to send boots into the upper neck, until Venom comes from behind with a forearm. Venom wraps his arms around the waist of BITCH and goes for a release german suplex, but when BITCH is thrown he lands on his feet. Venom turns around and BITCH gets him with a hurricanrana, and once Venom turns to his feet BITCH connects with a wicked dropkick to the face of Venom!*
King: That will mess up your face.
Cole: Yes it will.
*The Hurricane leaps in the ring and clotheslines BITCH, but Shadow Dragon is right there with forearm shot. Shadow Dragon lifts a knee, driving it into the stomach of The Hurricane, and then sets it between his legs for a powerbomb, but The Hurricane back body drops him! Shadow Dragon holds his back as he gets up to his feet, and The Hurricane grabs him by the throat and hits the Hurrislam! The Hurricane looks at his hands in disbelief, but is suddenly grabbed by with a waistlock and hit with a release german suplex by GIZMO Dragon! The Hurricane rolls out of the ring, as a blind tag is made by Venom and Decoy. Venom gets into the ring and forearms GIZMO in the back, and sets him between his legs and lifts him up for a piledriver, but steps forward going for a Casualty To Society! Venom begins to use his other foot, but BITCH comes from behind and hits a lariat!*
Cole: LARRIIOOOTTTT!!!
*Venom drops GIZMO and falls to his knees, and GIZMO runs to him and hits a Shining Wizard!*
Cole: SHHINNNINGG WIZARDDDD!!!
*GIZMO hooks the leg of Venom, 1-2-Decoy goes to break the cover but Shadow Dragon stops him-3!*
Winners of the second fall: The Almighty Dragons
Cole: Were tied a fall apiece!
King: This is great!
*GIZMO gets up to his feet, when The Hurricane runs and clotheslines GIZMO up to his feet. BITCH approaches The Hurricane, but The Hurricane kicks him in the stomach and grabs him in a front facelock. The Hurricane then spins and hits a Superhero Slam! Decoy is standing on the apron and leaps off, knocking GIZMO down with a flying clothesline. Venom is finally getting up to his feet, as Shadow Dragon waits for him. Dragon sends some stiff kicks into the ribs of Venom, until Venom catches it. Shadow Dragon uses his other foot to go for an enziguri kick, but Venom ducks and applies a STF!*
Cole: Venom got it this time!
*Venom has the move locked in tight, as The Hurricane looks around for anybody, but BITCH is there to stop him. BITCH kicks The Hurricane in the stomach, and then sets him between his legs. BITCH picks The Hurricane up, but then drives him head first into the mat with a Ligerbomb! BITCH pushes The Hurricane off, and then runs and forearms Venom, while on the outside GIZMO throws Decoy into the ring steps. BITCH lifts Venom up onto his shoulders, as GIZMO gets to the apron. GIZMO springboards off the top rope, and crossbody blocks Venom off the shoulders of BITCH! GIZMO hooks the leg, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Winners: The Almighty Dragons
Cole: The Dragons win!
*Before The Dragons could celebrate, the lights go out and Simpleminded by Dragpipe hits. Sounds are heard in the ring and the song continues to play. The lights finally turn on, and both teams are knocked out cold, as Christopher Daniels, Charlie Velez, and Ryan Klark stand over them! The crowd boos, as the three men exit the ring, satisfied with their work.*
Cole: What the hell!?
King: Is Klark with The Prophecy?
*'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead hits the P.A. system as Ace walks through the black curtain. He begins to walks down the ramp as pyro explodes from both sides and continues to explode and follow Ace down to the bottom of the ramp. He slides in and waits for his opponent. *
Cole: Ace has impressed me A LOT these past two weeks.
King: Yeah, but Christopher Daniels IS Christopher Daniels.
*The crowd begins to buzz as Silverchair's "Black Tangled Heart" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading the XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion through the curtain. He is clad in his black casket, red sash, and dangling Onk pennant. He continues to the ring as the announcer speaks his name..."The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!.. Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Smirking, he lowers his arms and tosses his casket aside revealing the Championship belt strapped to his waist. Daniels then drops to the ring mat and awaits the match to begin.*
XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
Ace vs. The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels
*Ace and Daniels go to lock up in the middle of the ring when Ace ducks under, locking the waist of Daniels. Daniels runs into the ropes and Ace tries coming back with a roll up but Daniels grabs the top rope, sending Ace rolling back. Daniels turns around, Ace already to his feet, and connects with a high drop kick, sending Daniels back into the ropes. Ace follows up with some heavy knife-edge chops, turning the chest of Daniels red. Ace tries sending Daniels into the ropes but Daniels reverses, sending Ace into the ropes. Ace comes back, sliding under the legs of Daniels, grabbing his feet on the way through, sending Daniels face first onto the mat. Daniels crawls up to his knees, in an attempt to come back to his feet as Ace runs into the ropes, comes back, flipping over Daniels and rolling him up, but Daniels kicks out after two!*
King: Okay, that was too close.
*Daniels is quick to his feet and catches Ace with an arm drag, keeping him grounded and locking in an arm bar. Ace brings his feet up, looking to trap the head of Daniels in a head scissors but ends up rolling right through, onto his knees, Daniels still has the arm bar locked in. Ace using his leg strength, flips forward and connects to the back of the head of Daniels with a leg drop. Hooks the leg for a cover but Daniels kicks out after two. Ace and Daniels, a little slow to their feet, Ace looking a little exhausted after coming out on fire in the early goings of this one. Ace is up and runs towards the turnbuckle, leapfrogging onto the top turnbuckle but once up there, Daniels is quick to shove the feet of Ace in opposite directions, leaving him in pain, straddling the top rope (I guess he forgot to wear his cup) Daniels hooks the arms of Ace and carries him out towards the middle of the ring in a reverse outsiders edge position. Daniels, carrying him out towards the middle of the ring, looking for the Fall from Grace but as they are leaving the corner, Ace pushes off with his feet, spinning around the shoulders of Daniels and comes back with a DDT! Ace right into the cover, but Daniels kicks out after two once again! Daniels a little slower to his feet this time and once to his knees, is forced into taking a dropkick to the face from Ace, knocking him right back down. Ace jumps onto the top turnbuckle and looks to be coming off with a high-elevated leg drop but theres nobody there! Daniels rolls out of the way and Ace is bouncing around on his backside. Daniels is up to his feet and catches Ace in a Full Nelson position. Its the Judgment Call from Daniels! Ace is down for a short while but no cover from Daniels, he uses this time to regroup and take a bit of a rest, Ace still coming on strong, looking for that Junior Heavyweight Title. Daniels is up and picks up Ace onto his shoulders in a Samoan drop position, Last Rites coming up from Daniels but when he spins him around, Ace takes him down with a head scissors take down! Ace runs into the ropes and springboards back onto the shoulders of Daniels, takes him down with a Hurricanrana! Ace into another cover 1...2...Daniels just gets the shoulder up!*
King: Come on Daniels!
Cole: I think Ace has Daniels number tonight.
*Ace pounds on the mat in frustration, he felt the Junior Heavyweight Title in his hands. Ace gets up and waits for Daniels to get up as well. Daniels gets up and Ace goes for the Ace of Spades but Daniels sends him forward, into the ropes. Ace comes back and Daniels kicks him in the gut, picking him up for a Stalling Vertical Suplex. Daniels lets him down, Saving Grace coming but Ace spins around Daniels, and connects the Ace of Spades!!! Its over 1...2.....Daniels just, JUST gets the shoulder up! Ace cant believe it, and is again pounding on the mat. Ace, however, regroups and climbs to the top. He waits for Daniels to get to his feet and when he does, comes with a cross body but Daniels rolls through 1...2...Ace just kicks out! Daniels is down on the mat, slowly getting to his feet, Ace is as well, but hes more shocked then he is anything else. Daniels gets up and connects with Heavens Gate! Ace hits the mat but showing great resilience comes back up to his feet, only to receive a kick to the gut from Daniels. Daniels connects with his finisher, Angels Wings. Right into the cover 1...2....3....NO! Everyone thought it was over, but Ace appears to have just got the shoulder up and the ref says it was a two!*
King: I dont believe Ace kicked out of that.
*Daniels, arguing the call and Ace connects with a roll up, 1,2 Daniels kicks out! Daniels rushes right back up to his feet and locks in a sharp shooter, leaning back and locking in a Rings of Saturn, the Repentance from Daniels! Ace is holding on, not giving up. Great resilience from Ace as he refuses to give, hes holding on, reaching for the ropes. He gives up and tries looking for a way out, but theres no way out. Ace actually hangs on to the point where he passes out! The referee raises his arms three times and all three times it drops, he calls for the bell, Daniels retains the title!*
Winner and still Junior Heavyweight Champion: The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels
Cole: Ace had to be knocked out for Daniels to get the win.
King: Phew, I was scared Daniels was going to lose his title.
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.*
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
*With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist and rubs his European Championship a moment. He unstraps it and raises it to the booing fans before taking off down the ramp, dragging the title behind him. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the still booing fans, he also raises his title. Platinum jumps down, giving the platinum "P" and his European Championship to the timekeeper.*
King: Platinum is so damn cool.
*Born Of a Broken Man plays as Gravedigger walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. GD then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
Cole: This should be a great match
XHF European Championship
Platinum vs. Gravedigger
*Platinum and Gravedigger sit at opposite corners of the ring. Gravedigger bursts out of his and charges at Platinum. Platinum ducks out of the way and Gravedigger crashes into the turnbuckle. Platinum grabs a rear waistlock and Gravedigger falls back on it, causing a cover that gets one. Gravedigger continues to roll back onto his feet and hits a stomp on Platinum's face.*
King: Sheesh, that was harsh.
*The former XHF Cruiserweight champion rolls away from his opponent on the mat in pain. Gravedigger follows up by dropping an elbow. He smiles as he locks in the Indian death lock, as the smaller Platinum is produce a serious attempt at escape.*
King: He's just toying with him!
Cole: On the ground the weight advantage counts.
*Gravedigger releases the hold and keeps Platinum grounded with a stomp to the stomach. He runs off the ropes and jumps for the leg drop but misses. Platinum carries himself behind Gravedigger and rolls him up with a schoolboy getting one. Platinum runs at his opponent after he has got up. Gravedigger sidesteps and hits a bridging German suplex. Platinum kicks out at two. Platinum retreats into the ropes. Gravedigger pushes up against him and whips him to the opposite side of the ring. Platinum comes back with a wheel kick. He quickly climbs the turnbuckle and hits a missile dropkick taking the big man down. Platinum climbs over Gravedigger and hooks the leg for a one and then a two count.*
King: Platinum's back up to speed!
*Platinum brings Gravedigger up to his feet and hits a face plant. Gravedigger sits up recovering from the move and takes a dropkick before he can stand. Platinum brings Gravedigger up to his feet and to the turnbuckle. Platinum steps up and his tornado DDT for the one, two, kick out.*
Cole: I thought that was it Platinum is really piling on the pressure.
*Gravedigger is dragged to his feet again. Platinum flexes his biceps mocking Gravedigger before hooking him up for a suplex.*
Cole: Will he hit this? CAN he?
*Platinum lifts up Gravedigger but he floats over. Gravedigger grabs the reverse facelock and hits the reverse DDT!*
Cole: Roll the Dice! It's over!
Gravedigger sits up, still a little woozy from the DDT and covers Platinum for two!
King: Platinum's still going! Those damn Canadians!
*Gravedigger returns to his original strategy by applying the figure four on Platinum. Platinum screams in pain, flailing his arms. The referee checks for the submission and Platinum knocks him into Gravedigger breaking the hold!*
Cole: I don't for a second believe that that was accidental.
King: The referee has to give him the benefit of the doubt Cole!
*Platinum and Gravedigger both get up slowly because of previous big moves and turn towards each other, in the case of Platinum right into a powerslam for two. Gravedigger climbs to the top rope facing the ring, and drop a leg drop off the top. Platinum is able to evade and jump up top himself, springing off hitting Perfection! The crowd count along one, two, kick out!*
King: They say the bigger they are the harder they fall, but Gravedigger still gets up!
*Platinum can't believe it and is yelling at the referee. He hits a quick springboard senton and hooks both legs for the one, two, kick out. He brings Gravedigger up to his feet and runs to the ropes. He jumps for the crossbody on the return and is caught in the arms of Gravedigger. Gravedigger then shows his strength by throwing Platinum over his shoulder into the turnbuckle!*
Cole: Ouch.
*Platinum lands leaning into the turnbuckle and gets his boot up when Gravedigger charges. Platinum runs out for the bulldog but Gravedigger catches him in his arms and hits a back suplex. Gravedigger calls for the Hangman's DDT and applies the front facelock. Platinum reverses the lift into a hurricanrana.*
Cole: He took down Gravedigger with a cruiserweight move!
*With Gravedigger down Platinum climbs the turnbuckle. Gravedigger starts to stir and get to his feet. Platinum taunts to the crowd and leaps with Air Time, caught in a standing double choke by Gravedigger! Gravedigger hits the Running Choke Bomb for one, two and three!*
Winner and still XHF European Champion: Gravedigger
Cole: It's over!
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
King: Oh, Williams is going to die.
*The lights go out, and ""Frantic"" by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, and the XHF United States Championship around his waist. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck comes from behind and unstraps his championship belt, and hands it to him.*
"Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock"
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with the XHF United States championship in one hand, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, raises his championship in the air. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponent(s), as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips*
Cole: I dont understand it, Williams shows respect for Destruction, but Destruction just spits in his face.
King: Thats wrestling for ya!
XHF United Sates Championship
The Energy Chris Williams vs. Destruction
*Williams and Destruction lock up in the middle of the ring, Destruction sends Williams back into the corner, using his size and strength to his advantage. Williams sits up, Destruction still standing in the middle of the ring, slightly laughing towards Williams. Williams gets up and tries it again, but again Destruction using that strength and tossing away Williams. Williams goes for it a third time and this sneaks around to the back of Destruction, lifting up his legs, taking him down, spins around on his back and follows it up with a few slaps across the back of the head of Destruction, taunting the Untied States Champion. Williams jumps right back up and jumps up and down , celebrating with the cheering fans at ringside. Destruction is up and is no longer in a laughing mood, coming up from behind Williams and takes him down with a club to the back of the head and proceeds with a few stomps to the back of Williams, who crawls away into the corner, looking for some support. Williams pulls himself up with the top turnbuckle but Destruction continues to drive the boots into the stomach of Williams, sending him right back down into a sitting position before placing his foot over the throat of Williams, choking him until the count of five. He steps away and the referee shares a word when Tylene jumps onto the apron and begins choking Williams herself! When the referee turns back around, Tylene is down from the apron, referee with no idea over what had just gone on.*
Cole: Dammit, get her out of there.
King: No, shes hot.
*Destruction picks up Williams and sends him across to the far turnbuckle. Destruction waits a moment and goes to follow it up as Williams scales the turnbuckles, reaching the top and comes off with a picture perfect moonsault to the United States Champion. 1,2 Destruction kicks out after the count of two. Williams quickly back to his feet and comes off looking for a diving clothesline but Destruction ducks under. Williams, somehow, able to land on his feet and keeps running into the ropes. He slides between the legs of Destruction and connects with a huge dropkick to the back of Destruction. Destruction falls through the middle rope and to the outside!*
Cole: Destruction is taken down!
*Williams looks out at Destruction, looking to get to his feet, using the apron, he does so and Williams comes forward, and connects with a suicide dive to Destruction! Both men are down, Williams first to his feet and crawls back into the ring to break up the count. He sees Destruction getting up and runs into the ropes, coming back, baseball slide to Destruction! Destruction, back into the barricade, Tylene coming over to check on Destruction. Destruction helped up and Williams, pulls back on the top rope, and then vault himself over the top, cross body taking out both Destruction and Tylene! Williams is the first one up, he rolls back into the ring, but the referee steps out, Tylene is down and looks hurt, Destruction sitting up against the barricade. With the referee helping Tylene, Williams stands at the rope area, looking on, a bit of concern himself. Meanwhile Destruction has gotten up and walked around to the other side of the ring with a steel chair! From behind he cracks it over the back of Williams, drops the chair, and kicks him in the gut. Destruction connects with an Eve of Destruction onto the steel chair!*
Cole: No!
King: Haha, thats what happens when you mess with fire Williams.
*Destruction goes for the cover but the referee is busy on the outside. He finally turns around, crawls into the ring, 1...2....Williams kicks out! The fans jump to their feet Destruction cant believe he only got two and is up in the face of the referee! Williams has time to slowly get to his feet, and rolls up Destruction but only get a two! Destruction is right back up and locks in a sleeper on Williams, slowly the lucha libre down once more. Williams is down and is draining but its the fans that are bringing him right back into it. Williams is up, connects with a few elbows to the gut and spins around, connecting with a Gyrate! Destruction is sent staggering back, Williams picking up some momentum now. Williams crosses the arms of Destruction and connects with the Energize! 1...2...3!*
Winner and new United States Champion: The Energy Chris Williams
King: NO FUCKING WAY.
Cole: Chris Williams wins the United States title!
*Williams jumps up and begins to celebrate with the title when Tylene is now up and connects with a low blow to Williams! Destruction picks up the title and cracks it over the head of Williams before he and Tylene leave, leaving the title draped over the fallen Williams.*