Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 2, 2017 10:39:53 GMT -5
The lights go dim as the steel cage lowers from the roof. White lights flash as it is secured around the ring. The announcer begins to introduce the match, but is interrupted...
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of Hatebreed themselves begin to echo throughout the building..
"Your reign of terror is coming to an end,
And all your victims' pain will be avenged,
Taker of innocence, I want your demise,
Tear you apart for the unspeakable things you tried to hide..
I fucking hate you,
Every bone in my body will ache,
`Till I destroy everything you love,
And fill your life with their pain..."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on its feet as the chorus of "A Call For Blood" by Hatebreed hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage!! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd in front of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...
Cole: One of the most brutal matches in the WWE.
King: I'll say.
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
Steel Cage Match
Rage vs. Death Trap
*As Rage stand in the ring waiting his opponent, DT emerges from the crowd and climbs over the railing. Rage still looking for DT to come down the ramp, as he begins to climb the steel behind Rage. He continues to the top where Rage finally hears something, and turns around. But by then it's too late as DT jumps off the top and hits a HUGE cross body from the top of the cage. The ref quickly shuts the cage door, locks it, then runs over and rings the bell. DT jumps back up and begins to taunt as the crowd cheers. He then quickly begins climbing the cage, for a quick escape. Rage begins to regain consciousness and gets to his knees. By now, DT is about half way up. Rage shakes his head, then begins to climb after him. Rage grabs his foot and brings him back down to the top rope. They then begin exchanging punches, but DT gets the upper hand and knocks Rage off. Rage hits the mat as DT struggles to stay balance. Rage begins to get off, as DT dives off the top rope and knocks him back down with a Top Rope Side Kick. He then goes for the cover. 1..2..kick. DT picks Rage back up and whips him into the ropes, he bounces back and is knocked down with a clothesline, and another. As he gets up, DT lifts him, looking for a body slam, but Rage flips forward and lands on his feet, he turns around and pokes DT in the eye, then plants him with a DDT. Rage quickly bounces to his feet and gives a cocky smile and taunts. He signals something to Torrie. She nods her head and goes and grabs a chair. She then folds it up and slides it through an opening by the turnbuckle. Rage smiles and takes it. He then waits for DT to get to his feet as he braces himself. DT gets up and turns around as Rage smashes it over his head. DT falls to the ground and begins to bleed. DT rolls over and clutches his head as Rage gives a cocky strut and braces himself again. DT begins to get to his feet, he turns around. Rage begins to swing, but the ref grabs the chair from behind. He takes it, turns his back, and tries to get it out of the ring. While his back is turned, Rage seizes the opportunity and low blows DT. The ref turns around, seems a little confused, and then continues the match. Rage quickly lifts DT up and places his head between his legs. He lifts him up and hits The Riot Bomb. He then quickly goes for the cover. 1...2....kickout!*
Cole: Wow! I thought it was over!
King: It should have been.
*He then looks at the ref and says it was three. But wasting no time, he lifts DT back to his feet and hits ANOTHER Riot Bomb!*
Cole: Oh my! Rage is really taking it to DT!
King: Duh.
*He goes for the pin. 1...2.....kickout! At this point Rage begins to get upset. He kicks the cage then continues his assault. He lifts DT to his feet and lifts him up for the Riot Bomb AGAIN, but DT somehow flips over and does and upside down drop kick to Rage. His head slams into the steel cage. He turns around and is rolled up with a Small Package*
Cole: This is it!
King: Kickout!!
*1...2...three...KICKOUT!*
King: Whew...
*DT slowly gets to his feet and pulls a small sack out of his pocket.*
Cole: What in the hell is that?
*He then pores thumbtacks out of it all over the center of the ring and begins to taunt. While he's doing this, Rage manages to get up and climb the side of the cage. DT turns around and notices him. He quickly dashes after him and begins to climb. DT grabs his foot just as Rage reaches the top. DT continues as both men are sitting on top of the cage, exchanging punches. Rage gets the upper hand and somehow lifts DT into a Firemans carry position.*
Cole: Oh my. Is he looking for the...?
King: THE FIST OF RAGE! Come on'! You can do it Rage!
*Rage begins to spin DT and go for the move. But while DT spins, he catches himself and standing drop kicks Rage, back into the ring, landing chest first onto the tacks!!!!!*
Cole: OH MY F*CKING GOD!
King: UHHHH! IM SPEACHLESS!
*BUT as DT hit the standing drop kick, he falls backwards, flying off the cage. He lands through the Spanish announcers table.*
Cole: BOTH MEN ARE DEAD!
King: NO WAY!
*The bell rings.*
Announcer: Here is you're winner, by escape, DEATH TRAP!
*EMTs quickly run to the aid of both men. An ambulance pulls right up to the ramp as both men are secured and rolled out of the arena.*
King: Nice!
*"Charlie Big Potato" by Skunk Anansie hits as Slain emerges from the depths of the XtremeTron to a mixed reaction. He raises his arms up as if on a crucifix with his middle fingers raised in front of the crowd either side of him. His journey to the ring continues as he interacts with the fans by the ramp way.*
Cole: Slain has a big opportunity.
King: Nobodys betta than Kanyon, NOBODY!
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
King: I love you Kanyon.
European Championship Match
Kanyon VS Slain
*Kanyon and Slain begin circling around the ring, with Kanyon rushing forward, locking in a headlock. Slain pushes Kanyon into the ropes, as he comes back, Slain does a leapfrog, over Kanyon, spinning around, he is knocked back down from a clothesline from Kanyon. Kanyon looks down at Slain, and then runs against the ropes, with Slain rolling over, with Kanyon jumping over him, Slain gets to his feet, and attempts a dropkick, but Kanyon grabs the ropes, holding himself back. Kanyon walks over carelessly, and as he bends over, grabbing the head of Slain, Slain rolls him up in a small package, the referee running over counting. 1...... 2...... KICKOUT! Kanyon slowly gets up frustrated at Slain, as he jumps up, hitting a dropkick, sending Kanyon back down against the mat. Kanyon again gets up, groggy, and attempts a clothesline, but Slain ducks it, and lands hitting a Crucifix Pin on Kanyon, pinning 1..... 2.... Another kick out!*
King: Slain really wants this!
Cole: Yeah!
*Slain is slow to get up this time, as Kanyon gets a cheap shot on him, raking him in the eyes.*
King: That's the Kanyon we know!
Cole: Yeah. A cheater!
Kanyon taunts the crowd, quickly kneeing Slain in the mid-section, and beginning to lift him for a piledriver. Slain pulls back though, and almost toss Kanyon over his shoulders, as Kanyon forearms Slain in the lower back. Quickly lifting him, he hits the Piledriver, and gets to his feet, laughing at Slain. Posing in the ring, he shouts out "Who Betta Than Kanyon?" as the crowd boo's, answering him with "Everybody!" Slain gets up, on one knee, with Kanyon turning around, throwing Slain back down on the mat. Lifting Slain up, he locks in another headlock, as he smiles in the ring, at the crowd. With some momentum, Slain lifts Kanyon, hitting a backdrop. Kanyon looking shocked, he gets to his feet again, and pushed to the ropes, and Slain uses an Irish whip, as Kanyon bounces off the ropes. As Kanyon comes back, Slain attempts a Hurricanrana, but is over-powered, and Kanyon catches him, slamming him down with a Powerbomb, pinning him 1.... 2..... Slain just gets his left shoulder up!
Cole: Slain able to kick out from those power moves.
*Kanyon quickly gets to his feet, and starts stomping on Slain who is on the mat, rolling to the ropes. Slain rolls back, and try to roll Kanyon in another Small Package, but Kanyon brings Slain up with force, slamming his shoulder into Slain, into the turnbuckle.*
King: Go Kanyon!
Cole: I don't believe it.
*Kanyon taunts the crowd, as Slain comes back with hard right hands, knocking Kanyon back into the middle of the ring, with Kanyon using a rake to the eyes. Pushing him back into the turnbuckle, he begins using a chokehold, as the referee begins his 5-count, 1....2....3....4... Kanyon lets go. Slain comes out, with a cheap shot of his own, kicking Kanyon in the groin, as he stumbles to the middle of the ring, and Slain runs up, hitting an Enziguri, and then climbs the top-rope. Signaling for the Flipside, Kanyon gets to his feet, pushing Slain out, with him hitting the barricade. Rolling out of the ring, he grabs Slain by the head, hitting it across the barricade again. Dragging him over to the commentator table, he throws Slain into the ring, and folds up a chair, sliding in the ring. As he attempts to smash the chair across Slain's back, but the referee stops him, and begins to slide the chair out of the ring. As the referee does not look, Kanyon grabs something from the apron quickly, Slain attempting a clothesline, the Championship belt, hits the head of Slain, in the middle of the ring. Tossing it to the side, he pins him, 1..... 2..... KICKOUT!!!*
King: My god!
Cole: How did he do it!
*Kanyon begins getting a temper, as Slain tries to get to his feet. Kanyon tries to punch Slain, as he grabs his arm, and reverses the punch. Kanyon attempts again, only for Slain to punch him back again.*
Cole: What is giving Slain the power to continue?!
*Kanyon runs for a clothesline, as Slain ducks, and hits a dropkick, both men now knocked out on the mat.*
King: No!
Cole: Both men are out cold!
1....
2....
*Kanyon begins pulling himself to his feet*
3....
4....
5....
*Kanyon reaches the ropes, trying to pull himself up quickly, with Slain grabbing the top-rope.*
6....
7....
8....
9....
*Both men now get to their feet, as Slain uses his left hand, throwing Kanyon back a bit, hitting the ropes, he bounces back, and Slain hits another dropkick. Quickly crawling to the turnbuckle, he pulls himself up, and rests on the top-rope, waiting for Kanyon to get up. As he gets to his feet, he quickly runs up and, uses a top-rope superplex, sending both men back down to the mat. Slain gets up again, with Kanyon coming from behind, hitting the Kanyon Cutter. Trying to roll over, and pin Slain, he manages to throw his arm over Slain, pinning, 1.... 2.... KICKOUT!!*
Cole: I... I don't believe it!
King: Neither do I!
Cole: He keeps getting up!
King: Kanyon has gotta end him soon!
*Slain gets up, with Kanyon getting angry with the referee, yelling at him. Kanyon turns around, getting hit by a Superkick. Slain drags Kanyon to his feet, and puts him on the third-rope, motioning for the Floatover Superplex. As he attempts to lift him, Kanyon pushes him back, holding onto the legs. Kanyon sits down on the top-rope, and Slain goes in between the first, and second turnbuckle, as Kanyon locks in the Boston Crab, with Slain on the ropes though, the ref starts the 5 count. 1.... 2...... 3...... 4...... Kanyon lets go, rolling off the top-rope, and by the apron. With Kanyon on the outside of the apron, Slain gets to his feet, and with an adrenaline rush, he dives onto the 2nd turnbuckle, and jumps off, hitting a Missile Dropkick on Kanyon, as he goes back, hitting the barricade. Slain out cold in the ring, and Kanyon pulling himself, slowly to his feet on the outside, the referee confused whom to count-out. Kanyon crawls over to where the European title is on the outside of the ring. Walking over to the time-keeper, he grabs the time-keeper's chair, and slides it in the ring, going back to where he put the belt, he picks it up, and as Slain gets up, he gets ready to swing it, but the referee again grabs the belt, waiting for the time-keeper to come up, Kanyon grabs the steel chair, and looks at Slain, getting ready to smash it across Slain's forehead. Slain hits a Superkick onto the chair, as the chair crashes into the skull of Kanyon, and he lays unconscious on the mat.*
Cole: It backfired!
King: Slain is a cheater!
Cole: Kanyon brought in the chair.
King: But Slain used it! That's what counts!
*Slain slides the steel chair out of the ring, as the referee is just turning around, seeing Slain hook the leg of Kanyon, pinning 1.... 2.... The referee notices something. The steel chair outside the ring, he looks at it, and begins shouting at Slain, with a look of anger on Slain's face. As the referee shakes his head, he has no evidence Slain used the chair, and begins handing it to the announcer, with someone running out to the ring, with Kanyon pulling himself into the ring. This man grabs a steel chair, and slides it into the ring, as the referee is about to turn around, he gets up on the apron, getting ready to step through the ropes, the referee pushes him back. Slain turns around at Kanyon, and out of nowhere, Kanyon hits the Flatliner, with Slain bouncing off the steel chair. Kanyon slides the chair out of the ring, as the man gets off the apron, and hides it. Kanyon covers Slain, pinning him: 1.....2......3!!*
Winner, and still the XHF European Champion: Kanyon
Cole: What a cheat!
King: I told you Kanyon would still win!
Cole: Yeah, thanks to the help of this man... whoever he is!
King: No Kanyon had it the entire time.
*The mysterious person, gets an evil smirk across his face, as Kanyon rolls out of the ring, holding his championship, staring at this mysterious person, wondering who he is.*
Cole: Just who the hell does he think he is?
King: Well, he's gonna make it big, if he stays on Kanyon's side!
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "The Sky Is Falling" by Queens Of The Stone Age is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back, with his long black trench coat and sunglasses, and his wife Annette right behind him. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
"The sky is falling
Human race that we run
It left me crawling
Staring straight at the sun
Only a moment I notice
Every dog has his day
I paid attention
Cost me so much to today"
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and look around, and then Charlie hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring. Annette walks up the ring steps, as Charlie holds the second and third rope for her, leading her into the ring. Charlie then climbs up the second rope, looking around at the arena. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, as Annette slowly takes off his trench coat revealing his wrestling attire. Annette puts the sunglasses in the pocket of the trench coat, and places it on the turnbuckle, as Charlie waits for his opponent.*
Cole: Get ready. Another installment in the longest running rivalry in XHF history is about to unfold!
King: Um . . . right. Venom and Velez to kick each others asses!
*The arena lights dim as the voices of Lloyd Banks and 50 Cent overtake the PA system (Lloyd) Man we gotta go get something to eat man. Im hungry as a mother fucker. (50)Ay yo man, damn whats taking homie so long? (Lloyd)50, calm down, here he come Nine shots ring out over the PA followed by both men screaming Ahh, ohh, what the fuck!? (50)Ahh! son, pull up! pull up! Followed up by 50 Cents Many Men (Wish Death) Verse one begins as on the Xtreme-Tron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp.
Many men, many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me
Lord I don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
Venom looks around at the crowd from under his hood as he walks down the ramp, and as the Verse again breaks in Venom leaps up onto the ring apron. Venom again takes a look around at the crowd then hops over the top rope into the ring. He stops in the center of the ring and begins bouncing around until the chorus hits again, and then he pulls off his hood and runs to the corner. Venom runs to each corner taunting the crowd from each corner until the song comes to a close.*
Cole: Last time Velez suffered a severe neck injury. What will transpire this time?
Venom vs. The Future Charlie Velez
*The bell rings and the two men circle each other just glaring at each other. Venom starts to taunt him. Velez just laughs and flashes his muscles and shrugs. Venom seems infuriated. Velez cracks his neck and knuckles to loosen while Venom stretches, neither taking their eyes off the other. Velez starts the action by lunging at Venom who steps aside. They grapple. They jockey back and forth with no one getting an advantage. Finally Velez lifts a knee to the gut of Venom and whips him off the ropes.*
Cole: Here we go!
*Venom comes off the ropes and hits a cross body block. Both men are up and they grapple again. This time Venom gets the advantage with an elbow to the head and an Irish whip to the corner. Venom charges right into a boot to the head. Velez goes to the middle rope for an axe handle but Venom dodges and hits a straight kick to the back. Venom locks in a sleeper hold. Velez waits about 2 seconds then backs up into the ropes crushing Venom between himself and the turnbuckle. Venom holds on wrenching the neck of Velez. He repeats two more times before Venom breaks the hold and hits a reverse clothesline. Velez goes face first to the mat. Venom goes to pick him up but receives a poke to the right eye and then a front headlock. Velez wrenches Venoms neck now. He tightens the hold. Venom fires punches to Velez stomach. After 5 Velez just drops him with a DDT. Both men roll to their feet breathing hard.*
Cole: They seem fairly even.
*Velez now goes in with a right hand. Venom returns one of his own. They trade punches for a count of ten each. Finally they grapple but Venom pulls Velez into a knee to the gut. He pulls Velez hair and as the ref breaks that he lifts his foot into the groin of Velez. He pushes Velez off the ropes and hits a Hot Shot. Velez rolls to his feet as Venom charges. He yanks down the top rope and Venom goes over it but lands on the apron. Velez stands holding his groin and turns right into a guillotine. Velez falls to his back holding his throat. Velez climbs to the apron and hits a springboard leg drop. He picks up Velez and pushes him into the corner. He fires 3 knife-edge chops to Velez chest. Each echoing through the arena with Velez cringing in pain. On the fourth time Velez blocks and tosses Venom into that corner and starts firing lefts and rights into the chest and gut of Venom and finishes with an elbow to the head. He climbs the ropes and taunts the crowd. He goes for the ten-punch attack but at 3 Venom steps out and drops Velez with a sit-out powerbomb. Both men are down but at 2 Venom is up and Velez has rolled onto one knee.*
King: Kill each other!
*Venom moves to Velez and starts firing kicks to the back. Velez falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. The ref starts the ten count as Venom taunts to the crowd. At 5 Velez moves to the apron. He slides in behind the ref and Venom. He has something. He cracks Venom with a hard right in the back of the head and Venom drops like a ton of bricks bleeding as Velez slides brass knucks out of the ring and calls the ref. The ref turns as Velez taunts and picks him up. He sets him up for the Casualty to Society II. But Venom is able to flip him with a hurricanrana. Velez rolls to his feet in shock as Venom tries to stand but collapses holding his head. Velez laughs and starts stomping Venom on the head. Venom tries to roll away and grabs the ref. He tells him he was hit with something. Velez denies it and the ref says something to the timekeeper.
Timekeeper: This match is now a No Disqualification match.
*A smirk crosses Velez face. He picks up Venom and hits a DDT. Venom rolls outside of the ring. Velez follows. He rolls Venom onto the Spanish Announcers Table.*
Spanish guys: Ay! Mi Dios!
Cole: Huh?
King: That was Oh my God.
Cole: How the hell do you know?
King: Subtitles on our monitors.
Cole: Should have guessed . . .
*Velez sets up for the Real Deal but is reversed into a roll up. Venom breaks it and stands up. They trade punches until Velez pokes the eyes. He goes for a powerbomb but Venom slides off and picks Velez up and drops him with a vertical suplex through the table. Both men are down. Venom moves first. He grabs a chair. He slides in the ring and waits for Velez. Velez slowly gets up and rolls into the ring and quickly out to avoid a chair shot. Venom drops the chair as it bounces off the mat. Velez slides in and picks it up. He tosses it to Venom who catches it and WAM! A dropkick from Velez sends the chair into Venoms face. Venom falls to the mat as now both sides of his head are bleeding. Velez pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Velez goes to pick him up but Venom rolls over knocking his legs out and Velez falls on the chair hard. Both men slowly stand with Velez picking up the knucks from before and Venom pulling a pair from his tights. Neither is aware of the other one having a pair.*
King: This is going to be interesting.
*Both men turn and fire a right hand to the other each connecting with the knucks to the face. Both men collapse in a heap. The ref starts his count. 1, 2, 3, 4 movement from Venom, 5, he rolls over and tries to push himself up but can barely move as Velez now does the same. 6, 7 both men are unable to get up. 8, 9, 10!*
Double Knock Out!
Cole: What a match!
*The Beatles Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, a man walks out, wearing a crazy looking hat.*
King: Who the hell is that?
Cole: I dont knowbut whats he doing with Mongos entrance?
*Security guards come running from the back, but the man turns around and holds his arms up. He tells them something, pointing to his chest, as he is handed a microphone from somebody. The man brings the microphone to his lips.*
Man: Stop, no stop!
*The security guards stop in their tracks, waiting to hear what this man has to say.*
Man: Dont hit me, I own you! Do you know who I am, this is Congo The Destroyer!
*Crowd is in awe, as the man now revealed as Congo stands up straight, now confident over the fact that he just revealed his identity.*
Congo: Thats right, Im the new owner of the Xtreme Hardcore Federation, as I bought it in a auction forwell, that isnt important, what IS important, is what I came out here to do.
*Congo stares at the crowd, and grins.*
Congo: Jesus you people are ugly.
*Crowd boos.*
Congo: And I mean ugly. Not ugly, but ass ugly. No, not ass ugly, two dirty asses put together ugly, and trust me folks, THATS UGLY.
*Crowd boos even more.*
Congo: But you know whats uglier, what the late great Mongo The Destroyer tried to do to this company. I mean he took it, and tried to make it something Xtreme, but we all know he failed, just like he failed trying to be a father to me.
*Crowd is silent.*
Congo: Oh I guess he didnt tell you about me either huh? Well this isnt the first time, BECAUSE I AM HIS SON! He left my mother when I was young, and my mother took his ass to court and took half his money, and when we heard about thattragic accident that happened last week, I couldnt wait to take my fathers creation, and make it twice as good then him. Which is whyIm out here for YOU two.
*Congo is pointing to Cole and King, who seem shocked.*
Congo: I know my father was a good friend with you two, and the only reason why you stayed here, was because he loves everything you two say with stupid comments and stupid guest commentators. This is wrestling, not stupidity! This is why, you twoare removed from your positions, and now we have our own commentators. I would like to introduce you to the new commentators, Ishnari and Carlos Pablo!
*The two new commentators step out from the back, and walk down the ramp. They shake Congos hand, and walk down the ramp, to the announce table. They just stare at King and Cole, and with a show of respect, they all shake hands. King and Cole give the headsets to the two, and begin to make their way to the back. Congo waves to the two, and then kicks King in the behind, sending him down. The King looks back and shakes his head, going to the back.*
Congo: Now, as the new owner I would like to welcome you, to the NEW Xtreme Hardcore Federation!
*Pyros explode and Congo jumps up, as the XHF logo shines bright. Congo runs to the back, turning the camera to the commentators.*
Ishnari: Seeya Cole, seeya King! It looks like there's a new king in town and it's King Cong right there for giving us the opportunity to bring the closing part of this action packed edition of XHF Gastro to you fans sitting at home. Just a quick introduction this is the one man Spanish announce team Carlos on my right, and speaking is Mishter Ishter, the big Ishue himself, aw hell just call me Ish.
Carlos: Hola todos y bienvenido a Gastro! I would like to thank Mr. Congo for this big opportunity my amigo Ishnari and I have gotten, as now were going to give you non stop action. Sintese espalda, se divierte, y lo vive al Xtreme!
*The crowd begins to buzz as Silverchair's "Black Tangled Heart" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading the XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion through the curtain. He is clad in his black casket, red sash, and dangling Onk pennant. He continues to the ring as the announcer speaks his name..."The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!.. Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Smirking, he lowers his arms and tosses his casket aside revealing the Championship belt strapped to his waist. Daniels then drops to the ring mat and awaits his opponent.*
Ishnari: Alright let's go here is the XHF's Junior Heavyweight Champion. I'm sure he needs no introduction as he is world renowned and of course, a champion right here in our humble promotion. This is title defense number god knows for Daniels, and if you believe everything him and The Prophecy says God really does know. What do you reckon his chances are against his opponent Shadow Dragon who has just been on fire?
*The lights go out. Suddenly, "Creeping Death" by Metallica starts to play throughout the arena. The XtremeTron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing a long black trench coat. He climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin.*
Carlos: Shadow Dragon has wrestled around the world almost most of his life, and doesn't disappoint. If you look at Shadow Dragon's history, you can see that he has what it takes to have a fight with Christopher Daniels, and almost take Christopher Daniel's Junior Heavyweight Championship, but Daniels has beaten everybody in the Junior Heavyweight Division, which makes him a champion. Cruiserfest II he has proved it, when he defeated all those Junior Heavyweights, especially Shadow Dragon
Ishnari: Yeah Shadow Dragon's still using his entry position in that particular match as his reason for failing to take the belt that very night. One thing's for sure, for the Junior Heavyweight division this is a veritable money match. It really could go either way, and we're about to see which way that is.
Junior Heavyweight Championship Match
Christopher Daniels VS Shadow Dragon
*Shadow Dragon leans back, pulling on the top rope as the two begin to circle around the ring. Christopher Daniels moves in down low but Shadow Dragon takes a few steps back and the two continue to circle about in the ring. The two then lock up, Daniels taking down SD with an arm drag takedown. Daniels remains on the mat, keeping in an arm bar. SD moves about on the mat, laying on his back and springs forward back onto his feet, reversing the hold into a standing arm bar of his own. Daniels reaches back with a few elbows to the head, breaking the hold and sending SD into the ropes. SD jumps onto the second rope and comes back with a springboard moonsault to the standing Daniels! SD hooks the look but Daniels is able to kick out after a count of two. Daniels and Shadow Dragon are to their feet as Daniels takes SD down with a snap mare right into a headlock. Daniels holds on long enough to keep SD in the sitting position and runs into the ropes. Daniels comes back and connects with a half-drop kick, half baseball slide into the back of Shadow Dragon. Shadow Dragon falls back holding his back as Daniels gets back up to his feet rather quickly. Daniels walks over to the feet of SD and hooks him, turning him over for a Sharpshooter. He then reaches back and has the Rings of Saturn locked in as well, it's the Repentance from Christopher Daniels to Shadow Dragon!*
Carlos: Fast paced action to start the match, with Daniels already taking Dragon down, and locking in that Repentance. Dragon's grasp of the Junior Heavyweight Championship seems to be slipping amigo, as Daniels is ready for another successful title reign.
Ishnari: I would have to agree at this stage. You saw there Shadow Dragon hitting the quebrada as soon as he could, showing that he wanted to bust out the big moves early on and put Daniels away before the champ could frustrate him. It hasn't gone that way at all I hope Dragon has a plan B up his sleeve.
*Shadow Dragon begins to squirm about as Daniels keeps the pressure on. It would appear as though Shadow Dragon is looking for a way out but he can't move, Daniels pulling on so many joints, tremendous pressure across the back. Shadow Dragon, somehow, someway is able to roll over, placing Daniels on the bottom. Still a great amount of pressure across the back of Shadow Dragon as he's folded up with more twists then a pretzel, but Daniels, lower back is now feeling it as well with the predicament he finds himself in. Daniels releases the hold and Shadow Dragon falls onto his stomach, holding his back. Daniels sits up, picking up Shadow Dragon as well. A few knife-edge chops leaves Shadow Dragon standing upright. Daniels moves in and jumps up looking for the head scissors take down but stops part way through. He has Shadow Dragon leaning over, Daniels, leaning across the back of Shadow Dragon and has an arm bar locked in on the far arm of Shadow Dragon. The Sweet Surrender has Shadow falling to his knees, still bent over, the pain striking through the back once again!*
Carlos: La misericordia dulce! going from pressure to the back, to pressure to the arm. Daniels just wants to break all parts of Dragon's body in this match.
Ishnari: Ishnari: This isn't the match I thought it would be. It's becoming a showcase for Daniels to show the depth of his moveset. I don't think anyone has kept Shadow Dragon down like he has here. If the challenger doesn't find a way out this could be over very quickly, and he won't want that to happen because it's been a long journey getting here.
*After a short while, Shadow Dragon pulls himself up to his feet and falls back, jolting his arm in the process but also manages to get Daniels to break the hold. Daniels is down holding his stomach, Shadow Dragon rolls over and is face down on the mat, catching his breath. Daniels pulls himself up, Shadow Dragon pulling himself up via the ropes. Daniels comes in looking for the Heavens Gate but Shadow Dragon ducks under and connects with a standing side kick under the chin of Daniels, this one sending Daniels over the top and to the outside! Shadow Dragon stumbles down to his knees but pulls himself up and looks down towards Daniels who is pulling himself up with the barricade. Shadow Dragon runs into the far ropes, stops about 5 feet in front of the ropes in which Daniels just flipped over, leaps over the top with a 360 spin before connecting with Daniels, sitting up on his chest! Shadow Dragon immediately stands straight up, and throws his arms about for the cheering fans, he has them going and they have him going, Shadow Dragon building some momentum!*
Ishnari: It looks like he had the same plan B that I always have - if plan A doesn't work, kick the guy in the face! He just delivered an ego buster to Daniel's matwork.
Carlos: I've seen Shadow Dragon before in Mexico, Puerto Rico, and many other environments, and when he hits a big move like that, you know that he has control for now. Daniels' matwork may have been stopped for now, but that's just now, you have to remember, Daniels is the Junior Heavyweight Champion and didn't win it by just getting hit with big moves. Daniels still has an opportunity to put away in my opinion, his toughest opponent up to date away.
*Shadow Dragon picks up Daniels and rolls him under the bottom rope. Shadow Dragon gets up onto the apron, holds his back, still feeling the effects from earlier but is still pulling out these high-risk moves. Shadow Dragon waits for Daniels to get up and comes off it looking for the springboard Hurricanrana but Daniels holds on. He turns around, and drops Shadow Dragon down with a powerbomb! Daniels holds onto the legs of Shadow Dragon, the Repentance locked in once again!! Shadow Dragon screaming in pain but the hold isn't locked in fully and Shadow Dragon is able to get a hand loose. He reaches for the ropes as Daniels is reaching for the arms of Shadow Dragon. Shadow Dragon can't reach the ropes and escapes the grasp of Daniels with a few elbows to the side of the head. Once again the hold is broken and Shadow Dragon lay on the mat looking to catch some steam. Daniels steps around and grabs the hands of Shadow Dragon, pulling them back, and putting his knee into the lower back of Shadow Dragon, pulling and stretching at the back once again. Shadow Dragon gets his feet under the ropes and the referee is forcing Daniels to break it up. Daniels doesn't let go and the referee begins pulling away at Daniels attempting to break it up himself. Daniels lets go, turns and shoves the referee away. Daniels comes back to pick up Shadow Dragon and receives the black mist to the eyes!*
Ishnari: Whoa! I like this guy's backup plans! Daniels knows exactly what he's going for now. He has certainly smelt blood in that ring. He is showing his effiency tonight, but how exactly do you fight against the black mist? Shadow Dragon's getting a good break here from the referee, if I was the official I wouldn't know whether to call that as a spit.
Carlos: Spit? Ha! He just cheated and the referee didn't say anything. Juro a veces estos rbitro es ciego.
*The referee didn't see it, he was turned around after Daniels shoved him, Shadow Dragon, springs up to his feet and stalks Daniels, waiting for him to turn around. Daniels turns around and Shadow Dragon hits him with a stiff kick to the side of the head! Daniels goes down like he's been knocked out, Shadow Dragon in for the cover 1...2...Daniels just gets the shoulder up! Shadow Dragon picks up Daniels but Daniels connects with a thumb to the eye. Daniels places Shadow Dragon on the turnbuckle. He grabs him by the armpits and walks to the middle of the ring, dropping down Shadow Dragon with a jawbreaker, the Fall from Grace! Shadow Dragon looks out, arms and legs spread wide open across the mat. Daniels crawls over to Shadow Dragon, the cover 1...2....Shadow Dragon just gets the shoulder up! Both men showing the resiliancing only found in the Junior Heavyweights!*
Carlos: Excelente! After the Fall From Grace, Dragon still doesn't go down, he still doesn't fall. He has a shot against Daniels right now, he just needs to find it, use it to his advantage, before Daniels can find a way to use his world class wrestling, and take out Dragon for the uno...dos...tres.
Ishnari: Your mutlilinguism bring a smile to my eye Carlos. They're sick of trying to outdo each other because of this clash of styles and now they want to move in for the kill. We're in sudden death here. When Shadow Dragon stalked Daniels I wasn't expecting that. I would expect someone of his background to not let him get any space like that. I guess that must be a bad habit he picked up in the USA.
*Daniels sits up and can't believe it, he signals to the booing fans that that's it. He picks up Shadow Dragon and places him on his shoulder. Daniels sits Shadow Dragon up on the turnbuckle once again. Daniels again pulls him away, picking him by the armpit another Fall From Grace coming. Shadow Dragon is able to slide down and in the process gets his feet onto the back of Daniels and gives him a swift shove. Daniels stumbles away from the center of the ring and stumbles face first into the middle turnbuckle in the far corner! Shadow Dragon quick onto the assault with more kicks into the side and head of Daniels. Daniels looks a little woozy and thus he is placed on the top turnbuckle. Shadow Dragon quickly slides to the outside and grabs a chair, he's calling for the Shadow Cast! Shadow Dragon looks ready to go when the referee steps in and snatches the chair. Shadow Dragon argues the call but while the referee is getting rid of the chair, Shadow Dragon seizes the opportunity, the mist into the eyes of Daniels! Shadow Dragon knew what he was doing as he moves back into the opposite corner. Shadow Dragon charges but with a quick turn jumps onto the top rope just beside Daniels, springs off of it and on his back, takes down Daniels with a Hurricanrana from the top! Shadow Dragon quickly crawls into the cover 1...2...3!*
Winner and new Junior Heavyweight Champion: Shadow Dragon
Carlos: Shadow Dragon! New Champion! After the number one contender matches, after Cruiserfest II, after Xtreme Impact, after all the hell this man has gone through to just get a shot at the Junior Heavyweight Championship, just to hold that championship in his hands, he finally has it, has accomplished his goal. I give him a lot of respect for all he has been through. Shadow Dragon, the newest addition to the club of Junior Heavyweight Champions.
*GIZMO Dragon and BITCH Dragon run down the ramp into the ring, and lift Shadow Dragon onto their shoulders. The trio turn to face each side of the crowd with the title held aloft and hands raised in celebration.*
Ishnari: This has been his goal since the first day he stepped into our company, and just like he got the job done everywhere else he got it done here. He stuck to his gameplan, which was a simple one, but it worked. That winning move was quite the feat of agility. Doing moves like that is one thing, but doing it out of nowhere like he just did is something to be applauded. A place in the record books well earned indeed.
*The guitar riffs of "I Am" begin to blast over the PA system, sending the crowd into a huge ovation, as all eyes remain on the XtremeTron, as the shaded blue passes by quickly. Slight screams heard in the background of the song. In a blood text, the words "The Ripper" appear over the text, as blue lights begin flashing amongst the crowd. Seen at the top of the audience, stands Wraith, wrapped in barbed wire, and holding a kendo stick in his hand. The deafening cheers from the crowd echoing through the arena. The barbed wire begins digging deep into the skin Wraith, cutting him opens slightly, blood now dripping down his arms, and tearing his shirt a little bit. As he passes through the crowd, they leave a path for Wraith, to prevent them from getting hit by the barbed wire. His open hand high-fives some of the fans. Reaching the barricade, he puts his open hand in his pocket, pulling out a few beers, as he passes them far into the crowd, sending a huge ovation for himself. The last beer, he begins drinking it a bit of the beer, stepping over the barricade. With the crowd beginning to chant "Rip-per" he begins laughing hysterically, pulling him onto the apron. Facing the crowd, he spits a beer of mist out at the fans, with the lights returning to normal. Stepping through the middle ropes, as the barbed wire tightens in, he begins awaits for the match to start, pulling the barbed wire off, as blood begins creeping down his arms.*
Carlos: I do not understand. Why is Wraith hitting himself in the head? He's wearing himself out, when he has the chance he's worked hard for, but doing something like that just lowers your chances of walking out champion.
Ishnari: You can only assume it is so that the pain of battle does not hit you so hard, but I wouldn't do it!
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.*
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
*With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist. He jumps up and down a moment before charging off towards the ring. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the still booing fans. He then jumps down, giving the platinum "P" to the timekeeper/referee and jumps up and down in the corner getting ready for his match.*
Carlos: His theme says if he can't do it, it can't be done. At Xtreme Impact Platinum got an upset loss over Dagger, who has been hot herself, so is Platinum's head into this match after the loss at Xtreme Impact?
Ishnari: At the risk of losing some of our loser white trash wigger demographic, I'm going to say that i flat out hate this guy!
Carlos: You never disappoint me Mr. Ishnari.
*Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. GD then proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring GD gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. Gd then gets on the opposite Turnbuckle and raises both his arms, after about a few seconds GD lowers both his arms and looks at the crowd before getting down.*
Ishnari: Surely the loss of the European Championship will surely be ignored if Gravedigger can pick up all SEVEN-world championship belts on offer right now. He was no doubt included in this match because of his clear ability to carry a belt well.
*Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marylin Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The Xtreme Tron goes from black to static and back to black, causing a strobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud strobe lights explode there bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges from the back. Rat makes his way down the ramp as the strobe lights ignite around him, making his walk look like slow motion. He reaches to the apron and looks at a fan, and then goes into the ring then climbs in himself as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans.*
Carlos: Rat Bastard had a good run with the XHF Championship, but his most successful reign this year, is by far the X*Crown. Tonight El seor Bastard can be the first and maybe ONLY two time X*Crown Champion.
Ishnari: I don't need to make any comment on this guy. Look at him, form your own opinion. A two time holder of the X*Crown? I don't want to see that face in the record books twice.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, with the XWF World Heavyweight Title around his waist, and the WWO Title around his right shoulder. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes into the ring. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck begins to unstrap his XWF Title, and giving it to him, as Destruction takes the WWO Title off his shoulder into his hand.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both XWF and WWO Titles up in the air, with a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He looks around the arena, and then throws his titles up in the air, doing his taunt. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponents, as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
Carlos: Ah Destruction, has heard much about him and his legendary humongous nose. I hear that Destruction has much control over this company, and I think he is the man to take the X*Crown tonight.
Ishnari: Only one man can win this match Carlos, and Destruction is the only man who can actually lose gold tonight.
*The opening riffs of "Shadow Of A Man" by Mudvayne hits the XtremeTron, as the crowd turns to moderate cheers. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of him as the song plays.*
Mirror, mirror upon the wall I'm asking you,
Who is the most confused of them all?
Mirror, mirror subservient twin screams back
At me "You".
You sick flawless mime, I want to break you
Yeah, you're a clever one...
*The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entranceway, where Diamond now stands, with a cocky grin on his face and Desyree around his arm. She stands in front of him, and he wraps his arms around her, smiling happily as the crowd cheers. He finally moves next to her, as she interlocks her arms with his as they walk down towards the ring.*
Is this a tool, can I step through, to find
Another plane,
Or just a shadow of a man
A superficial tool, to support the vanity,
Of weak, when you don't love yourself
*Diamond then climbs up on the apron, and sits down on the second rope, as Desyree walks up the stairs and climbs under the ropes into the ring, with Diamond getting in afterward. He climbs up to the turnbuckle, and makes a diamond with his hand, as his music fades out.*
Carlos: Diamond seems to be confident tonight.
*The arena lights dim and the sounds of Godsmacks I Stand Alone fill the arena. Smoke covers the stage as the fans get on there feet and begin to cheer the name of the Peoples Champion Scorpion. The curtain is thrown aside and Scorpion appears through the smoke to a huge obviation from the crowd. Scorpion walks down the ramp pausing half way down as white lights flash through the arena as the sound of thunder echoes over the music at the same time. Scorpion continues to the ring and slides in.*
Ishnari: Scorpion has held one of the belts on offer tonight - the BDDWF Ultimate Championship - before. He had a good run with that belt. It'll be up to him to see whether he can do it all again with more on the line.
Carlos: You make a very good point, but Scorpion cannot be focused tonight after Xtreme Impact. Hair cut off and pride taken away..
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Ishnari: Can ya feel the energy?
Carlos: I can feel it, but I also feel him not taking the X*Crown.
Eight Man Match for the X*Crown
Wraith The Ripper vs. Platinum vs. Gravedigger vs. Rat Bastard vs. Destruction vs. Diamond vs. Scorpion vs. The Energy Chris Williams
*All eight men stand on their own, until Destruction and Scorpion run up to each other and begin to trade blows. Williams leaps to Diamond and begins pounding him, then Platinum on Wraith, as Rat Bastard to Gravedigger. Destruction and Scorpion continue to trade rights and lefts, until Destruction lifts a knee up, driving it into the stomach of Scorpion. Scorpion bends over holding his stomach and Destruction goes to whip Scorpion to the ropes, but Scorpion reverses. Destruction goes for a clothesline but Scorpion ducks under, and grabs Destructions neck and hits a huge neckbreaker. Scorpion makes the cover, but Destruction gets a shoulder up before the count of three. Chris Williams clotheslines Diamond out of the ring, and Diamond stumbles to his feet, hitting the railing. Chris Williams slowly climbs up the turnbuckle, making his way to the top. He makes it to the top, but when he goes to leap off for a plancha, Diamond moves out of the way causing Chris Williams to smash into the railing! Diamond begins to send swift kicks into the back of Chris Williams, while on the other side of the ring in the corner, Platinum is choking Wraith with his boot. Platinum finally releases the hold and grabs Wraith by the hair, and begins to lift him up to his feet. Wraith is pushed against the corner, and Platinum chops Wraith in the chest, taunting the crowd after each chop. Platinum grabs the wrist of Wraith and goes to throw him into the opposite corner, but Wraith holds onto the top rope, until Platinum kicks him in the stomach. Wraith bends over, and Platinum applies a front facelock. He runs to the corner and begins to climb up turning around going for the Fluke, but once Platinum goes to slam Wraith with the move, Wraith plants him to his feet. He then lifts Platinum up and hits a huge northern lights suplex with a bridge, but Platinum kicks out before the count of three. Gravedigger is sitting in a corner as Rat Bastard is punching him in the forehead, and then goes to his knees and begins choking Gravedigger. Rat Bastard breaks the hold, but then slaps Gravedigger across the face, and then stands up mocking him. Behind Rat Bastards back Scorpion knocks Destruction down with a big clothesline, and then turns to Rat. Rat Bastard continues to mock Gravedigger, until he turns around and is slammed with a huge spinebuster! Scorpion hooks the leg of Rat Bastard, but Gravedigger is there to break up the cover.*
Carlos: Why did Gravedigger break the cover? This is an elimination match, less opponents, the better you are. Gravedigger made a HUGE mistake, and this can ruin his chances with the X*Crown.
Ishnari: I'm glad you noticed something Carlos because I'm lost here. This is hit and run on a huge scale. Either Gravedigger's in Rat Bastard's pocket or he just suffered a lapse in memory, and I don't think it's the former.
*Destruction gets up and forearms Gravedigger in the back, and then lifts him up to his feet. Destruction grabs Gravedigger by the neck and shoves him into the ropes, kicking him in the stomach. Gravedigger is defenseless, as Destruction throws him to the opposite side of the ring. Destruction bends over going for a back body drop, but Gravedigger lifts his foot up, driving his boot into the face of Destruction. Destruction stands up and staggers back to the ropes and bounces back, straight into a superkick by Gravedigger! Gravedigger goes for a cover, but Destruction gets a shoulder up. On the outside Diamond continues to beat on Chris Williams, as Williams falls to his knees and Diamond grabs him by the hair. Diamond lifts Chris Williams up and begins to scream at him in his face, but Chris Williams responds with a spit to the face. Diamond is irate, but is caught off guard with a right hand by Chris Williams. Diamond takes a step back from that shot, and Chris Williams hits a basement dropkick, taking out the right knee of Diamond. Diamond falls to the mat holding his knee, as Chris Williams walks over to his leg and begins to drag him while Diamond is still on his stomach. Chris Williams begins to climb up the ring steps still holding Diamonds ankle, and lifts it up, and drives his knee right into the steel ring steps! Diamond holds his knee in pain, as Chris Williams stands on the top of the ring steps, holding his arms up in the air taunting to the crowd.*
Ishnari: Clearly a grudge that has not died. You gotta say though, and I wouldn't normally say this, getting out of the ring was a great step because of the environment.
*Wraith has applied a front facelock to Platinum, and then throws Platinums arm behind his neck. Wraith lifts Platinum up, and then places him onto the top rope. Wraith, still with the front facelock applied, begins to climb up to the second rope, and goes all the way to the top. Wraith screams at the crowd for the Highway To Hell, but Platinum begins to punch Wraith in the ribs. Wraith finally releases the hold and Platinum pushes him off the second rope, causing him to land into the padding. Wraith turns his body with his side facing Platinum, as Platinum climbs up to his feet. Platinum points to Wraith, and then dives off the top rope hitting an elbow drop! Platinum seems to have hurt his elbow as he is unable to make the cover, digging his face to the mat holding his arm. Scorpion sends huge forearms into the back of Rat Bastard, sending Rat Bastard to his knees. Scorpion begins the punches to the face, but when Scorpion gets too confident and looks at the crowd, Rat Bastard takes advantage by low blowing Scorpion. Scorpion bends over and falls to the mat, as Rat Bastard begins to climb up to his feet. Rat Bastard grabs both legs of Scorpion and spreads them out, and looks at the crowd. Rat goes for a leg drop, but somehow Scorpion stops it, and grabs the other leg of Rat Bastard, crossing the two. Scorpion begins climbing to his feet, and turns Rat around applying a Scorpion Lock to the former XHF Champion! Rat Bastard screams in pain, when all of a sudden A Call For Blood by Hatebreed is blasted over the PA system. Rage emerges from the back and Scorpion releases the hold, and gets out of the ring and runs up to Rage. The two meet up in the center of the ramp way, and begin to fight. A bunch of referees and officials run down and try to break up the fight, as it spills all the way to the back. The referee signals that Scorpion is eliminated, and out of the match.*
Eliminated: Scorpion
Carlos: Rage has screwed Scorpion twice in one week, and I am sick of watching it. Rage cost Scorpion his WWO title, cost him a commissionership, and cost him the XWF Championship. Rage, Scorpion is going to find you, and make you tap out.
Ishnari: I'd pay to see that. Hell, I'd pay to see Rage in any match I can't remember what the guy wrestles like. This match is dog eat dog, everyone is equal at this stage. Great call by the referee holding off the normal ruling of interference producing a draw match, because this hot Milan crowd have been guaranteed a new champion tonight, and if they didn't get one there'd be more riots than an AC/Inter derby.
*Rat Bastard begins to climb up to his feet using the ropes, as he looks up the ramp with a sadistic smile. He gets all the way to his feet and turns around into a springboard dropkick from Chris Williams! Rat Bastard hits the mat hard, and Chris Williams gets to his feet, and runs to the corner, going for a Drop To Zero, but Wraith is there to push Chris Williams off the top rope, sending him to the railing. Wraith walks to the apron and begins to climb up to the top rope, facing the downed Rat Bastard. Wraith stands up and uncharacteristically goes for a body splash, and Rat Bastard moves out of the way! Wraith holds his stomach, until Rat Bastard comes from behind and applies The Rat Trap! Rat Bastard pulls harder and harder trying to injure Wraith, until Wraith taps out!*
Eliminated: Wraith The Ripper
Carlos: Wraith has come a FAR way from a month ago, and just to see him in this match should do him good in the future.
Ishnari: That's pifflecock. He will have wanted to do better than that and he deserved better. On this occasion the experience of an XHF Champion was the deciding factor.
*Rat Bastard releases Wraith, and Platinum hits a swift kick to Rats back. Rat rives in pain, and Platinum lifts him up to his feet and grabs him in a waistlock and turns around, hitting a huge german suplex! Platinum bridges the move and Rat Bastard kicks out. Platinum stands up to his feet, but is suddenly struck from behind by Gravedigger. Platinum leans backwards and Gravedigger applies a reverse front facelock and then screams to the crowd, and hits a big reverse DDT. Platinums leg is hooked from Gravedigger, but Destruction is there to break up the cover saving his Mongo Corp partner! Destruction lifts Gravedigger up, and places him between his legs. Destruction begins to hook both of the arms of Gravedigger, but Diamond flies off the top rope hitting a cross body onto Destruction! Diamond and Destruction hit the mat hard, but the impact from the move from the top rope causing Destruction to roll right to his feet. Destruction throws Diamond up to his shoulders, and hits the Countdown To Armageddon! Destruction falls to his hands and knees, when all of a sudden Gravedigger comes and lifts Destruction up between his legs. Gravedigger lifts Destruction up for a powerbomb, but slams him down with the Sky High! Gravedigger hooks the leg of Destruction, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Destruction
Carlos: Well now it seems like I've lost twenty bucks. Destruction used his strength against Diamond, but his timing was bad, as Gravedigger was right there with the Sky High.
Ishnari: Sky High and all the way back down for Destruction. If Destruction had put his championships on the line in this match maybe I'd actually like him for winning me twenty bucks.
*Destruction is rolled out of the ring, while on the outside Chris Williams is finally climbing up to his feet. Chris Williams is finally all the way to his feet, as Desyree stands on her hands and hips waiting for him. Chris Williams turns to her, and gets knocked down with a clothesline! Desyree lifts Chris Williams up and rolls him into the ring, as Rat Bastard stands over him. Rat lifts Williams up in a front facelock, and then lifts Williams up for a suplex. B. Diddy holds Williams up in the air, but then slams him down hard with a brainbuster. Rat Bastard floats over and hooks the leg, but Chris Williams is able to kick out. Rat Bastard mounds Chris Williams and begins to punch him in the face, until Platinum hits a huge dropkick to Rat Bastard. Rat Bastard falls down to the mat, and Platinum extends to the top rope. He begins to climb up all the way to the top, until Gravedigger bounces off the ropes, and Platinum falls onto the top turnbuckle. Platinum is in pain, as Gravedigger begins climbing up the turnbuckles facing Platinum, and bends Platinum over. Gravedigger climbs all the way to the top and hooks both of his arms, but Platinum is able to get out and push Gravedigger off the top rope. Platinum climbs up to his feet, and hits the Money Maker onto Gravedigger! Platinum stands up holding his stomach from the impact, which allows Chris Williams to run to Platinum and hit the Gyrate! Chris Williams falls on top of Platinum and hooks the leg, 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Platinum
Ishnari: Textbook hit and run. Protect yourself and hurt others, that's the aim of the game here. Heroism won't get you anywhere.
*Chris Williams sits up holding his arm up, but Diamond runs and kicks Chris Williams in the face. Diamond rolls Chris Williams out of the ring, when all of a sudden Rat Bastard comes from behind and clips the bad knee of Diamond. Diamond falls to his back holding his knee, as Rat Bastard begins to target on the knee. Rat Bastard begins to bend the knee of Diamond going for a figure four-leg lock, but when Rat is facing away from Diamond shoves Rat Bastard with his boot, sending him right into the Overdrive by Gravedigger! Gravedigger makes the cover, 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Rat Bastard
Carlos: What an upset! This man was just XHF Champion five days ago, and now he has been double teamed and taken away his shot at the X*Crown.
Ishnari: You said it yourself. Double-teamed. Everyman for himself, everyone is equal. Im not used to seeing all these guys take falls like they are doing mind.
*Rat Bastard is down on the mat, as Gravedigger goes over to Diamond and begins to work on the injured knee of Diamond. Rat Bastard slowly begins to climb up to his feet, and sees this, and comes from behind and low blows Gravedigger. Gravedigger bends over, as Rat Bastard takes a chain from his tights. Rat Bastard wraps the chain around his fist, and clocks Gravediggers lights out with a punch to the back of the head! Rat Bastard leaves the ring with Gravedigger down, as Chris Williams climbs up to the apron. He sees Gravedigger down so he leaps onto the top rope, and drives his leg into the back of Gravediggers neck! Chris Williams turns Gravedigger to his back and makes the cover, to eliminate him.*
Eliminated: Gravedigger
Carlos: Now Gravedigger was cheated. Two more men fight for the X*Crown, Chris Williams vs. Diamond. One man will make history right here.
Ishnari: The cream always rises to the top, and now all the bodies have been swept away we have ourselves a fight to end Gastro. Two men, one victor, it's the formula we all know but with so much on the line. The chance to restore glory to a bunch of titles with so much combined history.
*Chris Williams sees Diamond and covers him, but Diamond kicks out before the count of three. Chris Williams lifts Diamond up to his feet, and chops him in the chest, sending him into the ropes behind him. Chris Williams whips Diamond to the opposite side of the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Diamond ducks and leaps onto the second rope. Chris Williams turns around and gets hit with an asai moonsault. Diamond hooks the leg of Chris Williams, but Williams gets a shoulder up. Diamond mounds Chris Williams and begins to pound him in the face, and then lifts Chris Williams up to his feet. Diamond turns Chris Williams back to him, and gets him in a reverse front facelock. Diamond turns around going for the Sharp Edge, but Chris Williams is able to reverse it into a backslide! The referee makes the count, but Diamond kicks out before the count of three! Diamond rolls up to his feet, but Chris Williams knocks him down with a beautiful jumping calf kick. Chris Williams makes the cover again, but Diamond gets a shoulder up. Chris Williams sits up and thinks of what to do, but an idea pops into his head as he lifts up Diamond. Chris Williams lifts Diamond up, and slams him down with a bodyslam, and then points to the sky. The crowd cheers, as Chris Williams goes through the middle rope, and begins to climb up to the top. Chris Williams has Diamond perfectly positioned for anything, as Desyree screams for Diamond to get up to his feet. Williams winks at Desyree and then flies off the top rope for a corkscrew splash, but Diamond moves out of the way!*
Carlos: Williams took a chance and Diamond was one step ahead of him! Williams is now in the position where he doesnt want to be, on the mat.
Ishnari: This match is really started to heat up. These guys have center stage and they're not wasting it. Remember that Carlos and Ishnari bring this fast and furious action to you: Commentary made with real cheese.
Carlos: Behold the power of cheese.
*Chris Williams hits the mat hard, as Diamond lifts Chris Williams up in a suplex position. Diamond lifts Chris Williams up for a falcon arrow, but Diamond falls back hitting a Diamond Cutter! Diamond turns Chris Williams over hooking the leg, 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: The Energy Chris Williams
Winner and the new X*Crown Champion: Diamond
Carlos: Diamond is the newest addition to the X*Crown club. Diamond is here to make his own legacy, and Diamond is here to do it great. Diamond, congratulations, you have come a LONG way.
Ishnari: Such an effective end to the match. He beat Williams good. He's got the girl, he's got the win, he's got the belts. Now all he needs is a wheelbarrow to carry all that gold around.
*Diamond sits up with his arms in the air, as Desyree hops up and down in excitement on the outside. She goes over and grabs the entire X*Crown belts, and slides them into the ring. Diamond grabs the ZWEF and the RWF titles, and set them over his shoulders, as Desyree enters the ring. She hugs Diamond, and Gastro comes to a close.*
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of Hatebreed themselves begin to echo throughout the building..
"Your reign of terror is coming to an end,
And all your victims' pain will be avenged,
Taker of innocence, I want your demise,
Tear you apart for the unspeakable things you tried to hide..
I fucking hate you,
Every bone in my body will ache,
`Till I destroy everything you love,
And fill your life with their pain..."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on its feet as the chorus of "A Call For Blood" by Hatebreed hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage!! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd in front of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...
Cole: One of the most brutal matches in the WWE.
King: I'll say.
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
Steel Cage Match
Rage vs. Death Trap
*As Rage stand in the ring waiting his opponent, DT emerges from the crowd and climbs over the railing. Rage still looking for DT to come down the ramp, as he begins to climb the steel behind Rage. He continues to the top where Rage finally hears something, and turns around. But by then it's too late as DT jumps off the top and hits a HUGE cross body from the top of the cage. The ref quickly shuts the cage door, locks it, then runs over and rings the bell. DT jumps back up and begins to taunt as the crowd cheers. He then quickly begins climbing the cage, for a quick escape. Rage begins to regain consciousness and gets to his knees. By now, DT is about half way up. Rage shakes his head, then begins to climb after him. Rage grabs his foot and brings him back down to the top rope. They then begin exchanging punches, but DT gets the upper hand and knocks Rage off. Rage hits the mat as DT struggles to stay balance. Rage begins to get off, as DT dives off the top rope and knocks him back down with a Top Rope Side Kick. He then goes for the cover. 1..2..kick. DT picks Rage back up and whips him into the ropes, he bounces back and is knocked down with a clothesline, and another. As he gets up, DT lifts him, looking for a body slam, but Rage flips forward and lands on his feet, he turns around and pokes DT in the eye, then plants him with a DDT. Rage quickly bounces to his feet and gives a cocky smile and taunts. He signals something to Torrie. She nods her head and goes and grabs a chair. She then folds it up and slides it through an opening by the turnbuckle. Rage smiles and takes it. He then waits for DT to get to his feet as he braces himself. DT gets up and turns around as Rage smashes it over his head. DT falls to the ground and begins to bleed. DT rolls over and clutches his head as Rage gives a cocky strut and braces himself again. DT begins to get to his feet, he turns around. Rage begins to swing, but the ref grabs the chair from behind. He takes it, turns his back, and tries to get it out of the ring. While his back is turned, Rage seizes the opportunity and low blows DT. The ref turns around, seems a little confused, and then continues the match. Rage quickly lifts DT up and places his head between his legs. He lifts him up and hits The Riot Bomb. He then quickly goes for the cover. 1...2....kickout!*
Cole: Wow! I thought it was over!
King: It should have been.
*He then looks at the ref and says it was three. But wasting no time, he lifts DT back to his feet and hits ANOTHER Riot Bomb!*
Cole: Oh my! Rage is really taking it to DT!
King: Duh.
*He goes for the pin. 1...2.....kickout! At this point Rage begins to get upset. He kicks the cage then continues his assault. He lifts DT to his feet and lifts him up for the Riot Bomb AGAIN, but DT somehow flips over and does and upside down drop kick to Rage. His head slams into the steel cage. He turns around and is rolled up with a Small Package*
Cole: This is it!
King: Kickout!!
*1...2...three...KICKOUT!*
King: Whew...
*DT slowly gets to his feet and pulls a small sack out of his pocket.*
Cole: What in the hell is that?
*He then pores thumbtacks out of it all over the center of the ring and begins to taunt. While he's doing this, Rage manages to get up and climb the side of the cage. DT turns around and notices him. He quickly dashes after him and begins to climb. DT grabs his foot just as Rage reaches the top. DT continues as both men are sitting on top of the cage, exchanging punches. Rage gets the upper hand and somehow lifts DT into a Firemans carry position.*
Cole: Oh my. Is he looking for the...?
King: THE FIST OF RAGE! Come on'! You can do it Rage!
*Rage begins to spin DT and go for the move. But while DT spins, he catches himself and standing drop kicks Rage, back into the ring, landing chest first onto the tacks!!!!!*
Cole: OH MY F*CKING GOD!
King: UHHHH! IM SPEACHLESS!
*BUT as DT hit the standing drop kick, he falls backwards, flying off the cage. He lands through the Spanish announcers table.*
Cole: BOTH MEN ARE DEAD!
King: NO WAY!
*The bell rings.*
Announcer: Here is you're winner, by escape, DEATH TRAP!
*EMTs quickly run to the aid of both men. An ambulance pulls right up to the ramp as both men are secured and rolled out of the arena.*
King: Nice!
*"Charlie Big Potato" by Skunk Anansie hits as Slain emerges from the depths of the XtremeTron to a mixed reaction. He raises his arms up as if on a crucifix with his middle fingers raised in front of the crowd either side of him. His journey to the ring continues as he interacts with the fans by the ramp way.*
Cole: Slain has a big opportunity.
King: Nobodys betta than Kanyon, NOBODY!
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
King: I love you Kanyon.
European Championship Match
Kanyon VS Slain
*Kanyon and Slain begin circling around the ring, with Kanyon rushing forward, locking in a headlock. Slain pushes Kanyon into the ropes, as he comes back, Slain does a leapfrog, over Kanyon, spinning around, he is knocked back down from a clothesline from Kanyon. Kanyon looks down at Slain, and then runs against the ropes, with Slain rolling over, with Kanyon jumping over him, Slain gets to his feet, and attempts a dropkick, but Kanyon grabs the ropes, holding himself back. Kanyon walks over carelessly, and as he bends over, grabbing the head of Slain, Slain rolls him up in a small package, the referee running over counting. 1...... 2...... KICKOUT! Kanyon slowly gets up frustrated at Slain, as he jumps up, hitting a dropkick, sending Kanyon back down against the mat. Kanyon again gets up, groggy, and attempts a clothesline, but Slain ducks it, and lands hitting a Crucifix Pin on Kanyon, pinning 1..... 2.... Another kick out!*
King: Slain really wants this!
Cole: Yeah!
*Slain is slow to get up this time, as Kanyon gets a cheap shot on him, raking him in the eyes.*
King: That's the Kanyon we know!
Cole: Yeah. A cheater!
Kanyon taunts the crowd, quickly kneeing Slain in the mid-section, and beginning to lift him for a piledriver. Slain pulls back though, and almost toss Kanyon over his shoulders, as Kanyon forearms Slain in the lower back. Quickly lifting him, he hits the Piledriver, and gets to his feet, laughing at Slain. Posing in the ring, he shouts out "Who Betta Than Kanyon?" as the crowd boo's, answering him with "Everybody!" Slain gets up, on one knee, with Kanyon turning around, throwing Slain back down on the mat. Lifting Slain up, he locks in another headlock, as he smiles in the ring, at the crowd. With some momentum, Slain lifts Kanyon, hitting a backdrop. Kanyon looking shocked, he gets to his feet again, and pushed to the ropes, and Slain uses an Irish whip, as Kanyon bounces off the ropes. As Kanyon comes back, Slain attempts a Hurricanrana, but is over-powered, and Kanyon catches him, slamming him down with a Powerbomb, pinning him 1.... 2..... Slain just gets his left shoulder up!
Cole: Slain able to kick out from those power moves.
*Kanyon quickly gets to his feet, and starts stomping on Slain who is on the mat, rolling to the ropes. Slain rolls back, and try to roll Kanyon in another Small Package, but Kanyon brings Slain up with force, slamming his shoulder into Slain, into the turnbuckle.*
King: Go Kanyon!
Cole: I don't believe it.
*Kanyon taunts the crowd, as Slain comes back with hard right hands, knocking Kanyon back into the middle of the ring, with Kanyon using a rake to the eyes. Pushing him back into the turnbuckle, he begins using a chokehold, as the referee begins his 5-count, 1....2....3....4... Kanyon lets go. Slain comes out, with a cheap shot of his own, kicking Kanyon in the groin, as he stumbles to the middle of the ring, and Slain runs up, hitting an Enziguri, and then climbs the top-rope. Signaling for the Flipside, Kanyon gets to his feet, pushing Slain out, with him hitting the barricade. Rolling out of the ring, he grabs Slain by the head, hitting it across the barricade again. Dragging him over to the commentator table, he throws Slain into the ring, and folds up a chair, sliding in the ring. As he attempts to smash the chair across Slain's back, but the referee stops him, and begins to slide the chair out of the ring. As the referee does not look, Kanyon grabs something from the apron quickly, Slain attempting a clothesline, the Championship belt, hits the head of Slain, in the middle of the ring. Tossing it to the side, he pins him, 1..... 2..... KICKOUT!!!*
King: My god!
Cole: How did he do it!
*Kanyon begins getting a temper, as Slain tries to get to his feet. Kanyon tries to punch Slain, as he grabs his arm, and reverses the punch. Kanyon attempts again, only for Slain to punch him back again.*
Cole: What is giving Slain the power to continue?!
*Kanyon runs for a clothesline, as Slain ducks, and hits a dropkick, both men now knocked out on the mat.*
King: No!
Cole: Both men are out cold!
1....
2....
*Kanyon begins pulling himself to his feet*
3....
4....
5....
*Kanyon reaches the ropes, trying to pull himself up quickly, with Slain grabbing the top-rope.*
6....
7....
8....
9....
*Both men now get to their feet, as Slain uses his left hand, throwing Kanyon back a bit, hitting the ropes, he bounces back, and Slain hits another dropkick. Quickly crawling to the turnbuckle, he pulls himself up, and rests on the top-rope, waiting for Kanyon to get up. As he gets to his feet, he quickly runs up and, uses a top-rope superplex, sending both men back down to the mat. Slain gets up again, with Kanyon coming from behind, hitting the Kanyon Cutter. Trying to roll over, and pin Slain, he manages to throw his arm over Slain, pinning, 1.... 2.... KICKOUT!!*
Cole: I... I don't believe it!
King: Neither do I!
Cole: He keeps getting up!
King: Kanyon has gotta end him soon!
*Slain gets up, with Kanyon getting angry with the referee, yelling at him. Kanyon turns around, getting hit by a Superkick. Slain drags Kanyon to his feet, and puts him on the third-rope, motioning for the Floatover Superplex. As he attempts to lift him, Kanyon pushes him back, holding onto the legs. Kanyon sits down on the top-rope, and Slain goes in between the first, and second turnbuckle, as Kanyon locks in the Boston Crab, with Slain on the ropes though, the ref starts the 5 count. 1.... 2...... 3...... 4...... Kanyon lets go, rolling off the top-rope, and by the apron. With Kanyon on the outside of the apron, Slain gets to his feet, and with an adrenaline rush, he dives onto the 2nd turnbuckle, and jumps off, hitting a Missile Dropkick on Kanyon, as he goes back, hitting the barricade. Slain out cold in the ring, and Kanyon pulling himself, slowly to his feet on the outside, the referee confused whom to count-out. Kanyon crawls over to where the European title is on the outside of the ring. Walking over to the time-keeper, he grabs the time-keeper's chair, and slides it in the ring, going back to where he put the belt, he picks it up, and as Slain gets up, he gets ready to swing it, but the referee again grabs the belt, waiting for the time-keeper to come up, Kanyon grabs the steel chair, and looks at Slain, getting ready to smash it across Slain's forehead. Slain hits a Superkick onto the chair, as the chair crashes into the skull of Kanyon, and he lays unconscious on the mat.*
Cole: It backfired!
King: Slain is a cheater!
Cole: Kanyon brought in the chair.
King: But Slain used it! That's what counts!
*Slain slides the steel chair out of the ring, as the referee is just turning around, seeing Slain hook the leg of Kanyon, pinning 1.... 2.... The referee notices something. The steel chair outside the ring, he looks at it, and begins shouting at Slain, with a look of anger on Slain's face. As the referee shakes his head, he has no evidence Slain used the chair, and begins handing it to the announcer, with someone running out to the ring, with Kanyon pulling himself into the ring. This man grabs a steel chair, and slides it into the ring, as the referee is about to turn around, he gets up on the apron, getting ready to step through the ropes, the referee pushes him back. Slain turns around at Kanyon, and out of nowhere, Kanyon hits the Flatliner, with Slain bouncing off the steel chair. Kanyon slides the chair out of the ring, as the man gets off the apron, and hides it. Kanyon covers Slain, pinning him: 1.....2......3!!*
Winner, and still the XHF European Champion: Kanyon
Cole: What a cheat!
King: I told you Kanyon would still win!
Cole: Yeah, thanks to the help of this man... whoever he is!
King: No Kanyon had it the entire time.
*The mysterious person, gets an evil smirk across his face, as Kanyon rolls out of the ring, holding his championship, staring at this mysterious person, wondering who he is.*
Cole: Just who the hell does he think he is?
King: Well, he's gonna make it big, if he stays on Kanyon's side!
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "The Sky Is Falling" by Queens Of The Stone Age is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back, with his long black trench coat and sunglasses, and his wife Annette right behind him. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
"The sky is falling
Human race that we run
It left me crawling
Staring straight at the sun
Only a moment I notice
Every dog has his day
I paid attention
Cost me so much to today"
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and look around, and then Charlie hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring. Annette walks up the ring steps, as Charlie holds the second and third rope for her, leading her into the ring. Charlie then climbs up the second rope, looking around at the arena. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, as Annette slowly takes off his trench coat revealing his wrestling attire. Annette puts the sunglasses in the pocket of the trench coat, and places it on the turnbuckle, as Charlie waits for his opponent.*
Cole: Get ready. Another installment in the longest running rivalry in XHF history is about to unfold!
King: Um . . . right. Venom and Velez to kick each others asses!
*The arena lights dim as the voices of Lloyd Banks and 50 Cent overtake the PA system (Lloyd) Man we gotta go get something to eat man. Im hungry as a mother fucker. (50)Ay yo man, damn whats taking homie so long? (Lloyd)50, calm down, here he come Nine shots ring out over the PA followed by both men screaming Ahh, ohh, what the fuck!? (50)Ahh! son, pull up! pull up! Followed up by 50 Cents Many Men (Wish Death) Verse one begins as on the Xtreme-Tron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp.
Many men, many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me
Lord I don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
Venom looks around at the crowd from under his hood as he walks down the ramp, and as the Verse again breaks in Venom leaps up onto the ring apron. Venom again takes a look around at the crowd then hops over the top rope into the ring. He stops in the center of the ring and begins bouncing around until the chorus hits again, and then he pulls off his hood and runs to the corner. Venom runs to each corner taunting the crowd from each corner until the song comes to a close.*
Cole: Last time Velez suffered a severe neck injury. What will transpire this time?
Venom vs. The Future Charlie Velez
*The bell rings and the two men circle each other just glaring at each other. Venom starts to taunt him. Velez just laughs and flashes his muscles and shrugs. Venom seems infuriated. Velez cracks his neck and knuckles to loosen while Venom stretches, neither taking their eyes off the other. Velez starts the action by lunging at Venom who steps aside. They grapple. They jockey back and forth with no one getting an advantage. Finally Velez lifts a knee to the gut of Venom and whips him off the ropes.*
Cole: Here we go!
*Venom comes off the ropes and hits a cross body block. Both men are up and they grapple again. This time Venom gets the advantage with an elbow to the head and an Irish whip to the corner. Venom charges right into a boot to the head. Velez goes to the middle rope for an axe handle but Venom dodges and hits a straight kick to the back. Venom locks in a sleeper hold. Velez waits about 2 seconds then backs up into the ropes crushing Venom between himself and the turnbuckle. Venom holds on wrenching the neck of Velez. He repeats two more times before Venom breaks the hold and hits a reverse clothesline. Velez goes face first to the mat. Venom goes to pick him up but receives a poke to the right eye and then a front headlock. Velez wrenches Venoms neck now. He tightens the hold. Venom fires punches to Velez stomach. After 5 Velez just drops him with a DDT. Both men roll to their feet breathing hard.*
Cole: They seem fairly even.
*Velez now goes in with a right hand. Venom returns one of his own. They trade punches for a count of ten each. Finally they grapple but Venom pulls Velez into a knee to the gut. He pulls Velez hair and as the ref breaks that he lifts his foot into the groin of Velez. He pushes Velez off the ropes and hits a Hot Shot. Velez rolls to his feet as Venom charges. He yanks down the top rope and Venom goes over it but lands on the apron. Velez stands holding his groin and turns right into a guillotine. Velez falls to his back holding his throat. Velez climbs to the apron and hits a springboard leg drop. He picks up Velez and pushes him into the corner. He fires 3 knife-edge chops to Velez chest. Each echoing through the arena with Velez cringing in pain. On the fourth time Velez blocks and tosses Venom into that corner and starts firing lefts and rights into the chest and gut of Venom and finishes with an elbow to the head. He climbs the ropes and taunts the crowd. He goes for the ten-punch attack but at 3 Venom steps out and drops Velez with a sit-out powerbomb. Both men are down but at 2 Venom is up and Velez has rolled onto one knee.*
King: Kill each other!
*Venom moves to Velez and starts firing kicks to the back. Velez falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. The ref starts the ten count as Venom taunts to the crowd. At 5 Velez moves to the apron. He slides in behind the ref and Venom. He has something. He cracks Venom with a hard right in the back of the head and Venom drops like a ton of bricks bleeding as Velez slides brass knucks out of the ring and calls the ref. The ref turns as Velez taunts and picks him up. He sets him up for the Casualty to Society II. But Venom is able to flip him with a hurricanrana. Velez rolls to his feet in shock as Venom tries to stand but collapses holding his head. Velez laughs and starts stomping Venom on the head. Venom tries to roll away and grabs the ref. He tells him he was hit with something. Velez denies it and the ref says something to the timekeeper.
Timekeeper: This match is now a No Disqualification match.
*A smirk crosses Velez face. He picks up Venom and hits a DDT. Venom rolls outside of the ring. Velez follows. He rolls Venom onto the Spanish Announcers Table.*
Spanish guys: Ay! Mi Dios!
Cole: Huh?
King: That was Oh my God.
Cole: How the hell do you know?
King: Subtitles on our monitors.
Cole: Should have guessed . . .
*Velez sets up for the Real Deal but is reversed into a roll up. Venom breaks it and stands up. They trade punches until Velez pokes the eyes. He goes for a powerbomb but Venom slides off and picks Velez up and drops him with a vertical suplex through the table. Both men are down. Venom moves first. He grabs a chair. He slides in the ring and waits for Velez. Velez slowly gets up and rolls into the ring and quickly out to avoid a chair shot. Venom drops the chair as it bounces off the mat. Velez slides in and picks it up. He tosses it to Venom who catches it and WAM! A dropkick from Velez sends the chair into Venoms face. Venom falls to the mat as now both sides of his head are bleeding. Velez pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Velez goes to pick him up but Venom rolls over knocking his legs out and Velez falls on the chair hard. Both men slowly stand with Velez picking up the knucks from before and Venom pulling a pair from his tights. Neither is aware of the other one having a pair.*
King: This is going to be interesting.
*Both men turn and fire a right hand to the other each connecting with the knucks to the face. Both men collapse in a heap. The ref starts his count. 1, 2, 3, 4 movement from Venom, 5, he rolls over and tries to push himself up but can barely move as Velez now does the same. 6, 7 both men are unable to get up. 8, 9, 10!*
Double Knock Out!
Cole: What a match!
*The Beatles Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, a man walks out, wearing a crazy looking hat.*
King: Who the hell is that?
Cole: I dont knowbut whats he doing with Mongos entrance?
*Security guards come running from the back, but the man turns around and holds his arms up. He tells them something, pointing to his chest, as he is handed a microphone from somebody. The man brings the microphone to his lips.*
Man: Stop, no stop!
*The security guards stop in their tracks, waiting to hear what this man has to say.*
Man: Dont hit me, I own you! Do you know who I am, this is Congo The Destroyer!
*Crowd is in awe, as the man now revealed as Congo stands up straight, now confident over the fact that he just revealed his identity.*
Congo: Thats right, Im the new owner of the Xtreme Hardcore Federation, as I bought it in a auction forwell, that isnt important, what IS important, is what I came out here to do.
*Congo stares at the crowd, and grins.*
Congo: Jesus you people are ugly.
*Crowd boos.*
Congo: And I mean ugly. Not ugly, but ass ugly. No, not ass ugly, two dirty asses put together ugly, and trust me folks, THATS UGLY.
*Crowd boos even more.*
Congo: But you know whats uglier, what the late great Mongo The Destroyer tried to do to this company. I mean he took it, and tried to make it something Xtreme, but we all know he failed, just like he failed trying to be a father to me.
*Crowd is silent.*
Congo: Oh I guess he didnt tell you about me either huh? Well this isnt the first time, BECAUSE I AM HIS SON! He left my mother when I was young, and my mother took his ass to court and took half his money, and when we heard about thattragic accident that happened last week, I couldnt wait to take my fathers creation, and make it twice as good then him. Which is whyIm out here for YOU two.
*Congo is pointing to Cole and King, who seem shocked.*
Congo: I know my father was a good friend with you two, and the only reason why you stayed here, was because he loves everything you two say with stupid comments and stupid guest commentators. This is wrestling, not stupidity! This is why, you twoare removed from your positions, and now we have our own commentators. I would like to introduce you to the new commentators, Ishnari and Carlos Pablo!
*The two new commentators step out from the back, and walk down the ramp. They shake Congos hand, and walk down the ramp, to the announce table. They just stare at King and Cole, and with a show of respect, they all shake hands. King and Cole give the headsets to the two, and begin to make their way to the back. Congo waves to the two, and then kicks King in the behind, sending him down. The King looks back and shakes his head, going to the back.*
Congo: Now, as the new owner I would like to welcome you, to the NEW Xtreme Hardcore Federation!
*Pyros explode and Congo jumps up, as the XHF logo shines bright. Congo runs to the back, turning the camera to the commentators.*
Ishnari: Seeya Cole, seeya King! It looks like there's a new king in town and it's King Cong right there for giving us the opportunity to bring the closing part of this action packed edition of XHF Gastro to you fans sitting at home. Just a quick introduction this is the one man Spanish announce team Carlos on my right, and speaking is Mishter Ishter, the big Ishue himself, aw hell just call me Ish.
Carlos: Hola todos y bienvenido a Gastro! I would like to thank Mr. Congo for this big opportunity my amigo Ishnari and I have gotten, as now were going to give you non stop action. Sintese espalda, se divierte, y lo vive al Xtreme!
*The crowd begins to buzz as Silverchair's "Black Tangled Heart" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading the XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion through the curtain. He is clad in his black casket, red sash, and dangling Onk pennant. He continues to the ring as the announcer speaks his name..."The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!.. Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Smirking, he lowers his arms and tosses his casket aside revealing the Championship belt strapped to his waist. Daniels then drops to the ring mat and awaits his opponent.*
Ishnari: Alright let's go here is the XHF's Junior Heavyweight Champion. I'm sure he needs no introduction as he is world renowned and of course, a champion right here in our humble promotion. This is title defense number god knows for Daniels, and if you believe everything him and The Prophecy says God really does know. What do you reckon his chances are against his opponent Shadow Dragon who has just been on fire?
*The lights go out. Suddenly, "Creeping Death" by Metallica starts to play throughout the arena. The XtremeTron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing a long black trench coat. He climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin.*
Carlos: Shadow Dragon has wrestled around the world almost most of his life, and doesn't disappoint. If you look at Shadow Dragon's history, you can see that he has what it takes to have a fight with Christopher Daniels, and almost take Christopher Daniel's Junior Heavyweight Championship, but Daniels has beaten everybody in the Junior Heavyweight Division, which makes him a champion. Cruiserfest II he has proved it, when he defeated all those Junior Heavyweights, especially Shadow Dragon
Ishnari: Yeah Shadow Dragon's still using his entry position in that particular match as his reason for failing to take the belt that very night. One thing's for sure, for the Junior Heavyweight division this is a veritable money match. It really could go either way, and we're about to see which way that is.
Junior Heavyweight Championship Match
Christopher Daniels VS Shadow Dragon
*Shadow Dragon leans back, pulling on the top rope as the two begin to circle around the ring. Christopher Daniels moves in down low but Shadow Dragon takes a few steps back and the two continue to circle about in the ring. The two then lock up, Daniels taking down SD with an arm drag takedown. Daniels remains on the mat, keeping in an arm bar. SD moves about on the mat, laying on his back and springs forward back onto his feet, reversing the hold into a standing arm bar of his own. Daniels reaches back with a few elbows to the head, breaking the hold and sending SD into the ropes. SD jumps onto the second rope and comes back with a springboard moonsault to the standing Daniels! SD hooks the look but Daniels is able to kick out after a count of two. Daniels and Shadow Dragon are to their feet as Daniels takes SD down with a snap mare right into a headlock. Daniels holds on long enough to keep SD in the sitting position and runs into the ropes. Daniels comes back and connects with a half-drop kick, half baseball slide into the back of Shadow Dragon. Shadow Dragon falls back holding his back as Daniels gets back up to his feet rather quickly. Daniels walks over to the feet of SD and hooks him, turning him over for a Sharpshooter. He then reaches back and has the Rings of Saturn locked in as well, it's the Repentance from Christopher Daniels to Shadow Dragon!*
Carlos: Fast paced action to start the match, with Daniels already taking Dragon down, and locking in that Repentance. Dragon's grasp of the Junior Heavyweight Championship seems to be slipping amigo, as Daniels is ready for another successful title reign.
Ishnari: I would have to agree at this stage. You saw there Shadow Dragon hitting the quebrada as soon as he could, showing that he wanted to bust out the big moves early on and put Daniels away before the champ could frustrate him. It hasn't gone that way at all I hope Dragon has a plan B up his sleeve.
*Shadow Dragon begins to squirm about as Daniels keeps the pressure on. It would appear as though Shadow Dragon is looking for a way out but he can't move, Daniels pulling on so many joints, tremendous pressure across the back. Shadow Dragon, somehow, someway is able to roll over, placing Daniels on the bottom. Still a great amount of pressure across the back of Shadow Dragon as he's folded up with more twists then a pretzel, but Daniels, lower back is now feeling it as well with the predicament he finds himself in. Daniels releases the hold and Shadow Dragon falls onto his stomach, holding his back. Daniels sits up, picking up Shadow Dragon as well. A few knife-edge chops leaves Shadow Dragon standing upright. Daniels moves in and jumps up looking for the head scissors take down but stops part way through. He has Shadow Dragon leaning over, Daniels, leaning across the back of Shadow Dragon and has an arm bar locked in on the far arm of Shadow Dragon. The Sweet Surrender has Shadow falling to his knees, still bent over, the pain striking through the back once again!*
Carlos: La misericordia dulce! going from pressure to the back, to pressure to the arm. Daniels just wants to break all parts of Dragon's body in this match.
Ishnari: Ishnari: This isn't the match I thought it would be. It's becoming a showcase for Daniels to show the depth of his moveset. I don't think anyone has kept Shadow Dragon down like he has here. If the challenger doesn't find a way out this could be over very quickly, and he won't want that to happen because it's been a long journey getting here.
*After a short while, Shadow Dragon pulls himself up to his feet and falls back, jolting his arm in the process but also manages to get Daniels to break the hold. Daniels is down holding his stomach, Shadow Dragon rolls over and is face down on the mat, catching his breath. Daniels pulls himself up, Shadow Dragon pulling himself up via the ropes. Daniels comes in looking for the Heavens Gate but Shadow Dragon ducks under and connects with a standing side kick under the chin of Daniels, this one sending Daniels over the top and to the outside! Shadow Dragon stumbles down to his knees but pulls himself up and looks down towards Daniels who is pulling himself up with the barricade. Shadow Dragon runs into the far ropes, stops about 5 feet in front of the ropes in which Daniels just flipped over, leaps over the top with a 360 spin before connecting with Daniels, sitting up on his chest! Shadow Dragon immediately stands straight up, and throws his arms about for the cheering fans, he has them going and they have him going, Shadow Dragon building some momentum!*
Ishnari: It looks like he had the same plan B that I always have - if plan A doesn't work, kick the guy in the face! He just delivered an ego buster to Daniel's matwork.
Carlos: I've seen Shadow Dragon before in Mexico, Puerto Rico, and many other environments, and when he hits a big move like that, you know that he has control for now. Daniels' matwork may have been stopped for now, but that's just now, you have to remember, Daniels is the Junior Heavyweight Champion and didn't win it by just getting hit with big moves. Daniels still has an opportunity to put away in my opinion, his toughest opponent up to date away.
*Shadow Dragon picks up Daniels and rolls him under the bottom rope. Shadow Dragon gets up onto the apron, holds his back, still feeling the effects from earlier but is still pulling out these high-risk moves. Shadow Dragon waits for Daniels to get up and comes off it looking for the springboard Hurricanrana but Daniels holds on. He turns around, and drops Shadow Dragon down with a powerbomb! Daniels holds onto the legs of Shadow Dragon, the Repentance locked in once again!! Shadow Dragon screaming in pain but the hold isn't locked in fully and Shadow Dragon is able to get a hand loose. He reaches for the ropes as Daniels is reaching for the arms of Shadow Dragon. Shadow Dragon can't reach the ropes and escapes the grasp of Daniels with a few elbows to the side of the head. Once again the hold is broken and Shadow Dragon lay on the mat looking to catch some steam. Daniels steps around and grabs the hands of Shadow Dragon, pulling them back, and putting his knee into the lower back of Shadow Dragon, pulling and stretching at the back once again. Shadow Dragon gets his feet under the ropes and the referee is forcing Daniels to break it up. Daniels doesn't let go and the referee begins pulling away at Daniels attempting to break it up himself. Daniels lets go, turns and shoves the referee away. Daniels comes back to pick up Shadow Dragon and receives the black mist to the eyes!*
Ishnari: Whoa! I like this guy's backup plans! Daniels knows exactly what he's going for now. He has certainly smelt blood in that ring. He is showing his effiency tonight, but how exactly do you fight against the black mist? Shadow Dragon's getting a good break here from the referee, if I was the official I wouldn't know whether to call that as a spit.
Carlos: Spit? Ha! He just cheated and the referee didn't say anything. Juro a veces estos rbitro es ciego.
*The referee didn't see it, he was turned around after Daniels shoved him, Shadow Dragon, springs up to his feet and stalks Daniels, waiting for him to turn around. Daniels turns around and Shadow Dragon hits him with a stiff kick to the side of the head! Daniels goes down like he's been knocked out, Shadow Dragon in for the cover 1...2...Daniels just gets the shoulder up! Shadow Dragon picks up Daniels but Daniels connects with a thumb to the eye. Daniels places Shadow Dragon on the turnbuckle. He grabs him by the armpits and walks to the middle of the ring, dropping down Shadow Dragon with a jawbreaker, the Fall from Grace! Shadow Dragon looks out, arms and legs spread wide open across the mat. Daniels crawls over to Shadow Dragon, the cover 1...2....Shadow Dragon just gets the shoulder up! Both men showing the resiliancing only found in the Junior Heavyweights!*
Carlos: Excelente! After the Fall From Grace, Dragon still doesn't go down, he still doesn't fall. He has a shot against Daniels right now, he just needs to find it, use it to his advantage, before Daniels can find a way to use his world class wrestling, and take out Dragon for the uno...dos...tres.
Ishnari: Your mutlilinguism bring a smile to my eye Carlos. They're sick of trying to outdo each other because of this clash of styles and now they want to move in for the kill. We're in sudden death here. When Shadow Dragon stalked Daniels I wasn't expecting that. I would expect someone of his background to not let him get any space like that. I guess that must be a bad habit he picked up in the USA.
*Daniels sits up and can't believe it, he signals to the booing fans that that's it. He picks up Shadow Dragon and places him on his shoulder. Daniels sits Shadow Dragon up on the turnbuckle once again. Daniels again pulls him away, picking him by the armpit another Fall From Grace coming. Shadow Dragon is able to slide down and in the process gets his feet onto the back of Daniels and gives him a swift shove. Daniels stumbles away from the center of the ring and stumbles face first into the middle turnbuckle in the far corner! Shadow Dragon quick onto the assault with more kicks into the side and head of Daniels. Daniels looks a little woozy and thus he is placed on the top turnbuckle. Shadow Dragon quickly slides to the outside and grabs a chair, he's calling for the Shadow Cast! Shadow Dragon looks ready to go when the referee steps in and snatches the chair. Shadow Dragon argues the call but while the referee is getting rid of the chair, Shadow Dragon seizes the opportunity, the mist into the eyes of Daniels! Shadow Dragon knew what he was doing as he moves back into the opposite corner. Shadow Dragon charges but with a quick turn jumps onto the top rope just beside Daniels, springs off of it and on his back, takes down Daniels with a Hurricanrana from the top! Shadow Dragon quickly crawls into the cover 1...2...3!*
Winner and new Junior Heavyweight Champion: Shadow Dragon
Carlos: Shadow Dragon! New Champion! After the number one contender matches, after Cruiserfest II, after Xtreme Impact, after all the hell this man has gone through to just get a shot at the Junior Heavyweight Championship, just to hold that championship in his hands, he finally has it, has accomplished his goal. I give him a lot of respect for all he has been through. Shadow Dragon, the newest addition to the club of Junior Heavyweight Champions.
*GIZMO Dragon and BITCH Dragon run down the ramp into the ring, and lift Shadow Dragon onto their shoulders. The trio turn to face each side of the crowd with the title held aloft and hands raised in celebration.*
Ishnari: This has been his goal since the first day he stepped into our company, and just like he got the job done everywhere else he got it done here. He stuck to his gameplan, which was a simple one, but it worked. That winning move was quite the feat of agility. Doing moves like that is one thing, but doing it out of nowhere like he just did is something to be applauded. A place in the record books well earned indeed.
*The guitar riffs of "I Am" begin to blast over the PA system, sending the crowd into a huge ovation, as all eyes remain on the XtremeTron, as the shaded blue passes by quickly. Slight screams heard in the background of the song. In a blood text, the words "The Ripper" appear over the text, as blue lights begin flashing amongst the crowd. Seen at the top of the audience, stands Wraith, wrapped in barbed wire, and holding a kendo stick in his hand. The deafening cheers from the crowd echoing through the arena. The barbed wire begins digging deep into the skin Wraith, cutting him opens slightly, blood now dripping down his arms, and tearing his shirt a little bit. As he passes through the crowd, they leave a path for Wraith, to prevent them from getting hit by the barbed wire. His open hand high-fives some of the fans. Reaching the barricade, he puts his open hand in his pocket, pulling out a few beers, as he passes them far into the crowd, sending a huge ovation for himself. The last beer, he begins drinking it a bit of the beer, stepping over the barricade. With the crowd beginning to chant "Rip-per" he begins laughing hysterically, pulling him onto the apron. Facing the crowd, he spits a beer of mist out at the fans, with the lights returning to normal. Stepping through the middle ropes, as the barbed wire tightens in, he begins awaits for the match to start, pulling the barbed wire off, as blood begins creeping down his arms.*
Carlos: I do not understand. Why is Wraith hitting himself in the head? He's wearing himself out, when he has the chance he's worked hard for, but doing something like that just lowers your chances of walking out champion.
Ishnari: You can only assume it is so that the pain of battle does not hit you so hard, but I wouldn't do it!
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.*
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
*With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist. He jumps up and down a moment before charging off towards the ring. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the still booing fans. He then jumps down, giving the platinum "P" to the timekeeper/referee and jumps up and down in the corner getting ready for his match.*
Carlos: His theme says if he can't do it, it can't be done. At Xtreme Impact Platinum got an upset loss over Dagger, who has been hot herself, so is Platinum's head into this match after the loss at Xtreme Impact?
Ishnari: At the risk of losing some of our loser white trash wigger demographic, I'm going to say that i flat out hate this guy!
Carlos: You never disappoint me Mr. Ishnari.
*Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. GD then proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring GD gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. Gd then gets on the opposite Turnbuckle and raises both his arms, after about a few seconds GD lowers both his arms and looks at the crowd before getting down.*
Ishnari: Surely the loss of the European Championship will surely be ignored if Gravedigger can pick up all SEVEN-world championship belts on offer right now. He was no doubt included in this match because of his clear ability to carry a belt well.
*Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marylin Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The Xtreme Tron goes from black to static and back to black, causing a strobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud strobe lights explode there bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges from the back. Rat makes his way down the ramp as the strobe lights ignite around him, making his walk look like slow motion. He reaches to the apron and looks at a fan, and then goes into the ring then climbs in himself as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans.*
Carlos: Rat Bastard had a good run with the XHF Championship, but his most successful reign this year, is by far the X*Crown. Tonight El seor Bastard can be the first and maybe ONLY two time X*Crown Champion.
Ishnari: I don't need to make any comment on this guy. Look at him, form your own opinion. A two time holder of the X*Crown? I don't want to see that face in the record books twice.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, with the XWF World Heavyweight Title around his waist, and the WWO Title around his right shoulder. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes into the ring. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck begins to unstrap his XWF Title, and giving it to him, as Destruction takes the WWO Title off his shoulder into his hand.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both XWF and WWO Titles up in the air, with a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He looks around the arena, and then throws his titles up in the air, doing his taunt. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponents, as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
Carlos: Ah Destruction, has heard much about him and his legendary humongous nose. I hear that Destruction has much control over this company, and I think he is the man to take the X*Crown tonight.
Ishnari: Only one man can win this match Carlos, and Destruction is the only man who can actually lose gold tonight.
*The opening riffs of "Shadow Of A Man" by Mudvayne hits the XtremeTron, as the crowd turns to moderate cheers. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of him as the song plays.*
Mirror, mirror upon the wall I'm asking you,
Who is the most confused of them all?
Mirror, mirror subservient twin screams back
At me "You".
You sick flawless mime, I want to break you
Yeah, you're a clever one...
*The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entranceway, where Diamond now stands, with a cocky grin on his face and Desyree around his arm. She stands in front of him, and he wraps his arms around her, smiling happily as the crowd cheers. He finally moves next to her, as she interlocks her arms with his as they walk down towards the ring.*
Is this a tool, can I step through, to find
Another plane,
Or just a shadow of a man
A superficial tool, to support the vanity,
Of weak, when you don't love yourself
*Diamond then climbs up on the apron, and sits down on the second rope, as Desyree walks up the stairs and climbs under the ropes into the ring, with Diamond getting in afterward. He climbs up to the turnbuckle, and makes a diamond with his hand, as his music fades out.*
Carlos: Diamond seems to be confident tonight.
*The arena lights dim and the sounds of Godsmacks I Stand Alone fill the arena. Smoke covers the stage as the fans get on there feet and begin to cheer the name of the Peoples Champion Scorpion. The curtain is thrown aside and Scorpion appears through the smoke to a huge obviation from the crowd. Scorpion walks down the ramp pausing half way down as white lights flash through the arena as the sound of thunder echoes over the music at the same time. Scorpion continues to the ring and slides in.*
Ishnari: Scorpion has held one of the belts on offer tonight - the BDDWF Ultimate Championship - before. He had a good run with that belt. It'll be up to him to see whether he can do it all again with more on the line.
Carlos: You make a very good point, but Scorpion cannot be focused tonight after Xtreme Impact. Hair cut off and pride taken away..
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Ishnari: Can ya feel the energy?
Carlos: I can feel it, but I also feel him not taking the X*Crown.
Eight Man Match for the X*Crown
Wraith The Ripper vs. Platinum vs. Gravedigger vs. Rat Bastard vs. Destruction vs. Diamond vs. Scorpion vs. The Energy Chris Williams
*All eight men stand on their own, until Destruction and Scorpion run up to each other and begin to trade blows. Williams leaps to Diamond and begins pounding him, then Platinum on Wraith, as Rat Bastard to Gravedigger. Destruction and Scorpion continue to trade rights and lefts, until Destruction lifts a knee up, driving it into the stomach of Scorpion. Scorpion bends over holding his stomach and Destruction goes to whip Scorpion to the ropes, but Scorpion reverses. Destruction goes for a clothesline but Scorpion ducks under, and grabs Destructions neck and hits a huge neckbreaker. Scorpion makes the cover, but Destruction gets a shoulder up before the count of three. Chris Williams clotheslines Diamond out of the ring, and Diamond stumbles to his feet, hitting the railing. Chris Williams slowly climbs up the turnbuckle, making his way to the top. He makes it to the top, but when he goes to leap off for a plancha, Diamond moves out of the way causing Chris Williams to smash into the railing! Diamond begins to send swift kicks into the back of Chris Williams, while on the other side of the ring in the corner, Platinum is choking Wraith with his boot. Platinum finally releases the hold and grabs Wraith by the hair, and begins to lift him up to his feet. Wraith is pushed against the corner, and Platinum chops Wraith in the chest, taunting the crowd after each chop. Platinum grabs the wrist of Wraith and goes to throw him into the opposite corner, but Wraith holds onto the top rope, until Platinum kicks him in the stomach. Wraith bends over, and Platinum applies a front facelock. He runs to the corner and begins to climb up turning around going for the Fluke, but once Platinum goes to slam Wraith with the move, Wraith plants him to his feet. He then lifts Platinum up and hits a huge northern lights suplex with a bridge, but Platinum kicks out before the count of three. Gravedigger is sitting in a corner as Rat Bastard is punching him in the forehead, and then goes to his knees and begins choking Gravedigger. Rat Bastard breaks the hold, but then slaps Gravedigger across the face, and then stands up mocking him. Behind Rat Bastards back Scorpion knocks Destruction down with a big clothesline, and then turns to Rat. Rat Bastard continues to mock Gravedigger, until he turns around and is slammed with a huge spinebuster! Scorpion hooks the leg of Rat Bastard, but Gravedigger is there to break up the cover.*
Carlos: Why did Gravedigger break the cover? This is an elimination match, less opponents, the better you are. Gravedigger made a HUGE mistake, and this can ruin his chances with the X*Crown.
Ishnari: I'm glad you noticed something Carlos because I'm lost here. This is hit and run on a huge scale. Either Gravedigger's in Rat Bastard's pocket or he just suffered a lapse in memory, and I don't think it's the former.
*Destruction gets up and forearms Gravedigger in the back, and then lifts him up to his feet. Destruction grabs Gravedigger by the neck and shoves him into the ropes, kicking him in the stomach. Gravedigger is defenseless, as Destruction throws him to the opposite side of the ring. Destruction bends over going for a back body drop, but Gravedigger lifts his foot up, driving his boot into the face of Destruction. Destruction stands up and staggers back to the ropes and bounces back, straight into a superkick by Gravedigger! Gravedigger goes for a cover, but Destruction gets a shoulder up. On the outside Diamond continues to beat on Chris Williams, as Williams falls to his knees and Diamond grabs him by the hair. Diamond lifts Chris Williams up and begins to scream at him in his face, but Chris Williams responds with a spit to the face. Diamond is irate, but is caught off guard with a right hand by Chris Williams. Diamond takes a step back from that shot, and Chris Williams hits a basement dropkick, taking out the right knee of Diamond. Diamond falls to the mat holding his knee, as Chris Williams walks over to his leg and begins to drag him while Diamond is still on his stomach. Chris Williams begins to climb up the ring steps still holding Diamonds ankle, and lifts it up, and drives his knee right into the steel ring steps! Diamond holds his knee in pain, as Chris Williams stands on the top of the ring steps, holding his arms up in the air taunting to the crowd.*
Ishnari: Clearly a grudge that has not died. You gotta say though, and I wouldn't normally say this, getting out of the ring was a great step because of the environment.
*Wraith has applied a front facelock to Platinum, and then throws Platinums arm behind his neck. Wraith lifts Platinum up, and then places him onto the top rope. Wraith, still with the front facelock applied, begins to climb up to the second rope, and goes all the way to the top. Wraith screams at the crowd for the Highway To Hell, but Platinum begins to punch Wraith in the ribs. Wraith finally releases the hold and Platinum pushes him off the second rope, causing him to land into the padding. Wraith turns his body with his side facing Platinum, as Platinum climbs up to his feet. Platinum points to Wraith, and then dives off the top rope hitting an elbow drop! Platinum seems to have hurt his elbow as he is unable to make the cover, digging his face to the mat holding his arm. Scorpion sends huge forearms into the back of Rat Bastard, sending Rat Bastard to his knees. Scorpion begins the punches to the face, but when Scorpion gets too confident and looks at the crowd, Rat Bastard takes advantage by low blowing Scorpion. Scorpion bends over and falls to the mat, as Rat Bastard begins to climb up to his feet. Rat Bastard grabs both legs of Scorpion and spreads them out, and looks at the crowd. Rat goes for a leg drop, but somehow Scorpion stops it, and grabs the other leg of Rat Bastard, crossing the two. Scorpion begins climbing to his feet, and turns Rat around applying a Scorpion Lock to the former XHF Champion! Rat Bastard screams in pain, when all of a sudden A Call For Blood by Hatebreed is blasted over the PA system. Rage emerges from the back and Scorpion releases the hold, and gets out of the ring and runs up to Rage. The two meet up in the center of the ramp way, and begin to fight. A bunch of referees and officials run down and try to break up the fight, as it spills all the way to the back. The referee signals that Scorpion is eliminated, and out of the match.*
Eliminated: Scorpion
Carlos: Rage has screwed Scorpion twice in one week, and I am sick of watching it. Rage cost Scorpion his WWO title, cost him a commissionership, and cost him the XWF Championship. Rage, Scorpion is going to find you, and make you tap out.
Ishnari: I'd pay to see that. Hell, I'd pay to see Rage in any match I can't remember what the guy wrestles like. This match is dog eat dog, everyone is equal at this stage. Great call by the referee holding off the normal ruling of interference producing a draw match, because this hot Milan crowd have been guaranteed a new champion tonight, and if they didn't get one there'd be more riots than an AC/Inter derby.
*Rat Bastard begins to climb up to his feet using the ropes, as he looks up the ramp with a sadistic smile. He gets all the way to his feet and turns around into a springboard dropkick from Chris Williams! Rat Bastard hits the mat hard, and Chris Williams gets to his feet, and runs to the corner, going for a Drop To Zero, but Wraith is there to push Chris Williams off the top rope, sending him to the railing. Wraith walks to the apron and begins to climb up to the top rope, facing the downed Rat Bastard. Wraith stands up and uncharacteristically goes for a body splash, and Rat Bastard moves out of the way! Wraith holds his stomach, until Rat Bastard comes from behind and applies The Rat Trap! Rat Bastard pulls harder and harder trying to injure Wraith, until Wraith taps out!*
Eliminated: Wraith The Ripper
Carlos: Wraith has come a FAR way from a month ago, and just to see him in this match should do him good in the future.
Ishnari: That's pifflecock. He will have wanted to do better than that and he deserved better. On this occasion the experience of an XHF Champion was the deciding factor.
*Rat Bastard releases Wraith, and Platinum hits a swift kick to Rats back. Rat rives in pain, and Platinum lifts him up to his feet and grabs him in a waistlock and turns around, hitting a huge german suplex! Platinum bridges the move and Rat Bastard kicks out. Platinum stands up to his feet, but is suddenly struck from behind by Gravedigger. Platinum leans backwards and Gravedigger applies a reverse front facelock and then screams to the crowd, and hits a big reverse DDT. Platinums leg is hooked from Gravedigger, but Destruction is there to break up the cover saving his Mongo Corp partner! Destruction lifts Gravedigger up, and places him between his legs. Destruction begins to hook both of the arms of Gravedigger, but Diamond flies off the top rope hitting a cross body onto Destruction! Diamond and Destruction hit the mat hard, but the impact from the move from the top rope causing Destruction to roll right to his feet. Destruction throws Diamond up to his shoulders, and hits the Countdown To Armageddon! Destruction falls to his hands and knees, when all of a sudden Gravedigger comes and lifts Destruction up between his legs. Gravedigger lifts Destruction up for a powerbomb, but slams him down with the Sky High! Gravedigger hooks the leg of Destruction, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Destruction
Carlos: Well now it seems like I've lost twenty bucks. Destruction used his strength against Diamond, but his timing was bad, as Gravedigger was right there with the Sky High.
Ishnari: Sky High and all the way back down for Destruction. If Destruction had put his championships on the line in this match maybe I'd actually like him for winning me twenty bucks.
*Destruction is rolled out of the ring, while on the outside Chris Williams is finally climbing up to his feet. Chris Williams is finally all the way to his feet, as Desyree stands on her hands and hips waiting for him. Chris Williams turns to her, and gets knocked down with a clothesline! Desyree lifts Chris Williams up and rolls him into the ring, as Rat Bastard stands over him. Rat lifts Williams up in a front facelock, and then lifts Williams up for a suplex. B. Diddy holds Williams up in the air, but then slams him down hard with a brainbuster. Rat Bastard floats over and hooks the leg, but Chris Williams is able to kick out. Rat Bastard mounds Chris Williams and begins to punch him in the face, until Platinum hits a huge dropkick to Rat Bastard. Rat Bastard falls down to the mat, and Platinum extends to the top rope. He begins to climb up all the way to the top, until Gravedigger bounces off the ropes, and Platinum falls onto the top turnbuckle. Platinum is in pain, as Gravedigger begins climbing up the turnbuckles facing Platinum, and bends Platinum over. Gravedigger climbs all the way to the top and hooks both of his arms, but Platinum is able to get out and push Gravedigger off the top rope. Platinum climbs up to his feet, and hits the Money Maker onto Gravedigger! Platinum stands up holding his stomach from the impact, which allows Chris Williams to run to Platinum and hit the Gyrate! Chris Williams falls on top of Platinum and hooks the leg, 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Platinum
Ishnari: Textbook hit and run. Protect yourself and hurt others, that's the aim of the game here. Heroism won't get you anywhere.
*Chris Williams sits up holding his arm up, but Diamond runs and kicks Chris Williams in the face. Diamond rolls Chris Williams out of the ring, when all of a sudden Rat Bastard comes from behind and clips the bad knee of Diamond. Diamond falls to his back holding his knee, as Rat Bastard begins to target on the knee. Rat Bastard begins to bend the knee of Diamond going for a figure four-leg lock, but when Rat is facing away from Diamond shoves Rat Bastard with his boot, sending him right into the Overdrive by Gravedigger! Gravedigger makes the cover, 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Rat Bastard
Carlos: What an upset! This man was just XHF Champion five days ago, and now he has been double teamed and taken away his shot at the X*Crown.
Ishnari: You said it yourself. Double-teamed. Everyman for himself, everyone is equal. Im not used to seeing all these guys take falls like they are doing mind.
*Rat Bastard is down on the mat, as Gravedigger goes over to Diamond and begins to work on the injured knee of Diamond. Rat Bastard slowly begins to climb up to his feet, and sees this, and comes from behind and low blows Gravedigger. Gravedigger bends over, as Rat Bastard takes a chain from his tights. Rat Bastard wraps the chain around his fist, and clocks Gravediggers lights out with a punch to the back of the head! Rat Bastard leaves the ring with Gravedigger down, as Chris Williams climbs up to the apron. He sees Gravedigger down so he leaps onto the top rope, and drives his leg into the back of Gravediggers neck! Chris Williams turns Gravedigger to his back and makes the cover, to eliminate him.*
Eliminated: Gravedigger
Carlos: Now Gravedigger was cheated. Two more men fight for the X*Crown, Chris Williams vs. Diamond. One man will make history right here.
Ishnari: The cream always rises to the top, and now all the bodies have been swept away we have ourselves a fight to end Gastro. Two men, one victor, it's the formula we all know but with so much on the line. The chance to restore glory to a bunch of titles with so much combined history.
*Chris Williams sees Diamond and covers him, but Diamond kicks out before the count of three. Chris Williams lifts Diamond up to his feet, and chops him in the chest, sending him into the ropes behind him. Chris Williams whips Diamond to the opposite side of the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Diamond ducks and leaps onto the second rope. Chris Williams turns around and gets hit with an asai moonsault. Diamond hooks the leg of Chris Williams, but Williams gets a shoulder up. Diamond mounds Chris Williams and begins to pound him in the face, and then lifts Chris Williams up to his feet. Diamond turns Chris Williams back to him, and gets him in a reverse front facelock. Diamond turns around going for the Sharp Edge, but Chris Williams is able to reverse it into a backslide! The referee makes the count, but Diamond kicks out before the count of three! Diamond rolls up to his feet, but Chris Williams knocks him down with a beautiful jumping calf kick. Chris Williams makes the cover again, but Diamond gets a shoulder up. Chris Williams sits up and thinks of what to do, but an idea pops into his head as he lifts up Diamond. Chris Williams lifts Diamond up, and slams him down with a bodyslam, and then points to the sky. The crowd cheers, as Chris Williams goes through the middle rope, and begins to climb up to the top. Chris Williams has Diamond perfectly positioned for anything, as Desyree screams for Diamond to get up to his feet. Williams winks at Desyree and then flies off the top rope for a corkscrew splash, but Diamond moves out of the way!*
Carlos: Williams took a chance and Diamond was one step ahead of him! Williams is now in the position where he doesnt want to be, on the mat.
Ishnari: This match is really started to heat up. These guys have center stage and they're not wasting it. Remember that Carlos and Ishnari bring this fast and furious action to you: Commentary made with real cheese.
Carlos: Behold the power of cheese.
*Chris Williams hits the mat hard, as Diamond lifts Chris Williams up in a suplex position. Diamond lifts Chris Williams up for a falcon arrow, but Diamond falls back hitting a Diamond Cutter! Diamond turns Chris Williams over hooking the leg, 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: The Energy Chris Williams
Winner and the new X*Crown Champion: Diamond
Carlos: Diamond is the newest addition to the X*Crown club. Diamond is here to make his own legacy, and Diamond is here to do it great. Diamond, congratulations, you have come a LONG way.
Ishnari: Such an effective end to the match. He beat Williams good. He's got the girl, he's got the win, he's got the belts. Now all he needs is a wheelbarrow to carry all that gold around.
*Diamond sits up with his arms in the air, as Desyree hops up and down in excitement on the outside. She goes over and grabs the entire X*Crown belts, and slides them into the ring. Diamond grabs the ZWEF and the RWF titles, and set them over his shoulders, as Desyree enters the ring. She hugs Diamond, and Gastro comes to a close.*