Legacy 22: Showdown in Saskatoon

[Mr. Blood]

The fans are on their feet in Saskatoon, and the pyros hit as Stormzy fills the air. They cheer as Frank Wormwood heads down the ramp in his rumpled suit, glasses pushed back on his bald head. Tony Blood following him, waving absently as they head into the ring.

Frank calls for a mic, and lifts it.

Frank Wormwood: I am out here to make some major—

Tony grabs the mic, cutting him off.

Tony Blood the next show will be all War Games matches!

Salazar tosses Wormwood another as he gapes angrily.

Frank Wormwood: —what the hell! Where was the forepl—

Tony Blood Elmination Chamber in March

Frank Wormwood: seriously come on….

Tony shrugged and the fans were cheering. Wormwood muttered, shaking his head.

Frank Wormwood: Why don’t you tell them —

Tony Blood At Love and War Brad Swann will face Eli Dresden and the winner will enter the Chamber! As we have the first seven person chamber in WUK history.

Frank swore, as the fans cheered. He lifted his mic, and tried to reign Tony in when the lights dropped. They pulsed a sullen red, and Sinclair Godfrey swept from the back flanked by the ODS. Wormwood swallowed, backing up as Tony stared.

The Baroness stepped into the ring, her hulking minions following her before she called for a mic. A wicked smile that didn’t touch her eyes, and she lifted a hand.

Sinclair Godfrey: Speaking of war games, Spike Kane! You know what I want! But sadly we both know your young boys won’t make it to Love and War will they.

Mormo slammed a huge fist against his chest, and Moloch flexed his hands as he glowered. Sinclair shrugged, pacing back and forth. Wormwood and Blood looked at each other and back to her. After all Donzig-gun was unpredictable on their best days.

Mormo rumbled something, and Moloch growled as he looked to the two.

Tony Blood What did he say?

Sinclair Godfrey: He asked who was in the Chamber.

Wormwood lifted hand.

Frank Wormwood: no! Don’t—

Blood beamed happily.

Tony Blood It will be Eron Hunter vs Kasper Van Zant vs Wesley Crane vs Florida Man vs Anthony Jordan vs Spike Kane.

And the winner of Eli and Swann.

Wormwood cursed as the fans exploded, and Sinclair nodded slowly.

The metal cover of the SNES Sim City’s “Metropolis” theme blasts and out comes Lord Dominicus onto the entrance ramp. Once the music dies down he brings a mic to his mask (mouth?)

Lord Domnicus: OH I SEE HOW IT IS! A guy doesn’t show up for work as you tour the Americans YET AGAIN and suddenly stupid Wesley Crane is once again getting everything handed to him on a platter?

Dominicus starts to pace.

Lord Domnicus: Wasn’t it enough that the Dominicus Republic and the Glucks EMBARRASSED the “Something-Something Rollers Club” or whatever the stable is called here in Wrestle United Kingdom? WASN’T IT ENOUGH that I, LORD DOMINICUS put this company on the map and helped free us from the bondage to HKW’s roster? LOOK AT ALL I DID AND IN NO TIME AT ALL! What do you want me to do, steal a title, name it after myself, and then leave the company for no apparent reason!?

Now he’s getting angry. The DARK LORD OF WUK points to the ring.

Lord Domnicus: YOU still owe me a favor. YOU probably should owe me a couple more for how good I made the Glucks look against my will. And yet YOU still have chosen your terrible Hardkore loan-boy Wesley Crane over ME! Well you know what?

He wakes his finger.

Lord Domnicus: I don’t ROLL like that! So how about I show YOU and all of the red hats in the audience what a REAL War Games match looks like.

The crowd cheers, not that they really like Lord Dominicus that much, but a War Games is a War Games.

Lord Domnicus: So here’s what I want. The stupid High Rollers Club versus the Dominicus Republic- that is me and Lady Evil….and also uh……Lynx.

Tony Blood That’s only three people.

Lord Domnicus: ……

There’s a pause.

Lord Domnicus: I’m blinking incredulously right now.

The GREATEST EVIL OF THEM ALL takes a moment to DominiThink.

Lord Domnicus: UGH FINE, the Dominicus Republic AAAAAND….ugh….the Glucks.

“Enough is enough!”

The fans all stir. The house lights lower and a spotlight can be seen shining on the High Rollers Club, all sitting in the luxury box. Warrick and SZK both stand by the door to make sure no one comes in. Reese, Rage and Cage all remain sitting while Wesley Crane stands there, looking down at everyone. He has a microphone in hand and raises it to his lips.

“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Well, well, well… Dominicus, nice to see you gracing us with your presence.”

This gets some boo’s from the fans in attendance.

“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You love to mention my name in the same sentence as Hardkore World. Look, I went to Hardkore World and I dominated in the year that I spent there. I enjoyed Hardkore World, but there were more pressing matters to attend to in WUK. So I left it all. I left Hardkore World and made it my goal to get back what was stolen from me. I dedicated all of my time to this company and I did it because I am THE MAN in this place. Dominicus, on paper, you have a win against me… but everyone in the back, everyone in attendance and everyone watching at home all know you only picked up that win because you cheated to win. And hey, I can respect a good ol’ fashioned screw fest, in business and in pleasure, but I respect nothing about you, Dominicus.”

The fans are torn. They want to cheer and boo Crane at the same time. There’s a loud mixed reaction coming from the fans. Half the fans are chanting “Wesley Crane!” while the other half are chanting “Do-Mini-Cus!”... Wesley lowers his mirrored aviators and gives everyone his custom cocky grin.

“The High Roller” Wesley Crane:“There’s something everybody knows about The High Roller and the High Rollers Club. We don’t mind screwing anyone over and we never back down from a good fight. You want another “go-round” with the High Rollers Club, fuck it, why not?!?!?...

The fans erupt in cheers.

“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “As for the Elimination Chamber match… I walked in as the champion last year and defeated the best of the best… and I walked out as champion… I whooped so much ass that it caused a split in the roster and the weak ones left. You see, a chain is only as strong as its weakest link. WUK is like that chain. Last year's Elimination Chamber, I won and the weakest links left. In return, WUK became stronger than ever. Wesley Crane is the one who did that. Nobody else. Not you Dominicus and not anyone in the Elimination Chamber. Shit, out of everyone in this Elimination Chamber, I’m the only one that has actually competed in a Chamber match… so if you ask me, Wesley Crane is the odds on favorite. If you’d like to place a bet on the match, have your people call my people and we can set something up.”

Wesley looks over at Wesley Rage.

“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Rage and I have a hardcore battle royal to think about, so our time here must come to an end. Good luck, fuckers… you’re going to need it!”

Sinclair and the ODS exchange looks, and she lifts up a hand before frowning at LD. Then her head turns to stare at the High Rollers, tilting slowly.

Sinclair Godfrey: Interesting. You all have become so bold.


"What does everybody want?"

Audience (clap back): You. To. Wreck. Kira. And. Friends. In. War Game!

"What does everybody need?"

Audience (clap back): You. To. Wreck. Kira. And. Friends. In. War Game!

"Are you gonna get it?"

Audience (clap back): Highly. Unlikely.

"Why the heck not?"

Audience (clap back): You're. not. too. reliable.

The gator flies through the entrance curtains on a mechanical bull on wheels.

Florida Man: (almost being bucked off): Come on folks, I might just surprise you.

The Audience pop, surprised. It takes almost eight bucks before the masked maniac is thrown off.... but he lands on his feet. The bull continues into the audience, maiming dozens.

Florida Man: Yo, yo, yo, war games and elimination chamber.... so many cages I feel like I'm in prison. Well I'm just gonna have to do what I always do when I'm behind bars-

FLORIDA & Audience (clap along with his catchphrase): Cut. A. Bitch!

Torchwood: When did that become a sing-along slogan?

Florida Man: WUK... Y'all running war games.... that the giggity gang warfare one? Well alls I wants to do is beat up Kira...... but since the irredeemable mofo insists on constantly bringing sidekicks, I might as well sign myself up. So put J-RoK on notice.... Not Uzumaki, JROK... Kira doesn't bring the goods and it'll be his fed looking bad, not his stable. He'd better bring the BIG GUNS, 'cause I got a rolodex bigger than Lady Lana Windsor's Dick - and a laundry list of friends who may have said "stay 500 feet from me" but will happily ignore court orders for a chance to kick Kira's wizard sleeve anus! My dream team of Wesley Crane, Rage, Cage, and Reeses Pieces-

Tony Blood The High Rollers are already spoken for-

Florida Man: ................I gotz other dream teams. Like those commonwealth stealing scamps, ODS - I can't stay mad at 'em...

Tony Blood Taken.

Florida Man: Eron Hunter, that leather loven lady Kasp, and the giggity Glucks!

Another head shack.

Florida Man: Dang, that bull took me for a ride. Coming out late.... NATURALLY I KNEW ALL THOSE PEOPLE HAD ALREADY BEEN TAKEN........... nah, for the jacked up shit I is gonna do to Kira, your boy needs a crew of depraved dirty dozen style deathrow inmates that don't mind being haunted by images of our opponent's corpses for the rest of their lives. ..........People like Marty "Not Another Cage Match" Donovan... Psychotic "Hot Topic" Goth.... a certain big green monster outta Japan that y'all know well, and my boi Yet2bDecided Jones, probably Golden Dragon - that dude seemed nice. THAT'S RIGHT, J-ROK, Florida UK or F:UK is gonna beat the dog shit out of you, while the wrestling world wonders in horror "Jesus, what did that dog eat?" Your careers! So all that is left to ask... WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN "CHAINED HEAT: THE EROTIC AWAKENING OF FLORIDA H. MANG'S MASSIVE JOHNSON" RUNS WILD ON YOU!

The audience applaud the face of the year in all his meth addicted childlike glory.

Sinclair frowns again, and Wormwood shrugs.

Sinclair Godfrey: Empty Night.

Frank Wormwood: I have no idea what that means.

Lord Domnicus: No one does.

The Empire stomps from the back, glaring at everyone before Slam the Second shrugs before he takes the mic from his son. He looks around, and shrugs before he adjusts his tie before he lifts a hand to hold back Drake whose eyes narrow on Donzig-gun.

Slam the Second: Spike Kane sent me out here with a message for you, miss. And that message is that he doesn’t plan on using the Empire to kick the shit out of you and that old fool AJ!

Sinclair arches a brow, and Wormwood looks confused.

Slam the Second: At Wargames you will face the Bang Bros!

The fans explode at this news, and Sinclair shrugs before flashing a faint smile. A slight dip of her head, and she looks to her minions before staring at everyone else.

Sinclair Godfrey: Delightful.

Match: Preston Reese vs. Carlton Gluck

Salazar: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

Entering the ring first from Hollywood, California! He is the greatest Second Generation Superstar in Wrestle: UK! Representing the High Roller’s Club at 225 pounds, he is Preston Andre Reese!

The fans boo, as the loud pops of the pyro announce the arrival of the American Superstar. He pauses on the ramp, laughing and nodding at the fans as he poses in his red, white, and blue coat with it’s ludicrous amount of gold. He heads down the ramp, tossing the jacket off before he climbs inside the ring to pose once more as Saskatoon jeers.

Tucker: The fans in Saskatoon not excited to see Reese, imagine that!

Fulton: Screw these yokels!

Salazar continued.

Salazar: And their opponents…!

…rrriiiiiiissssseee…

Salazar: Hailing from the Mudflats of Mississippi, and weighing in at a combined weight of 581 lbs! CARLTON! CHAPPS! THE BRRRRRRROTHERS… GLUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!

♫ You take my home ♫
♫ And reduce it to a tired, satirical ♫
♫ Hillbilly reference ♫
♫ IT’S BEYOND OLD! ♫
♫ (I abhor the fucking arrogance) ♫

Carlton Gluck walk out onto the stage. Carlton spreads his arms wide then he starts for the ring, eyes narrowed angrily as he mutters under his breath.

Tucker: Carlton Gluck looking for revenge on Reese here tonight!


Torchwood: Lot of bad blood between Reese and the Glucks!

Reese ran forward suddenly, coming off the ropes to tackle Carlton as he came towards the ring. The fans jeered, and Reese was on his feet first battering away at Carlton with fists and kicks before he jerked him upwards to fling him into the barricade! The fans booed, and Carlton grabbed at his back as he started to rise.

Reese charges in, hammering a knee into Carlton’s ribs before he yanks him away from the barricade. He smacks him a few times, and then whips him into the ring stairs before he is pushed back by the ref.

Fulton: Blatant interference by the official!

Tucker: The match never even started!

Fulton: Exactly!

Reese laughs, moving inside the ring as he walks back and forth. The fans were booking as he mocks them, and he waits for Carlton. The Big Gluck rose to his feet, holding his back as he pushed the ref back before he rolled inside the ring. The ref held Reese back, and he spoke to Carlton again.

The Motherglucker demanded the bell!

Fulton: Stupid!

Tucker: He has heart!

Carlton was on his feet, and he charged forward as Reese moved out of the way. He fired off a few kicks into Carlton’s legs. And he dodged aside as he was swatted aside by Carlton, and the fans cheered as Carlton grabbed for him.

BELLY TO BELLY GLUCKPLEX!
Torchwood: Carlton Gluck has an extensive mat background, and Reese was just reminded of that!

Reese was staggering to his feet, and Gluck grabbed him once more to hit a German! Then another, and then a third as Reese tried to escape! The fans were cheering, and Reese rolled to the outside shaking his head.

Tucker: Reese looking to get away!

Fulton: What?

Carlton grabs his hair, and rips him upwards to toss him back inside. Reese stumbles to his feet, and Gluck whips him at the corner. But Reese comes off the ropes with the Diamond Dust! Carlton drops, and the fans boo as Reese makes the cover.

1….

….2….

……KICKOUT!

Torchwood: Carlton is too powerful!

Reese drops back, shaking his head before he starts to stomp away at Carlton’s leg. Stomping and kicking at his knee, and then he went to lock on the Figure Four! Then Carlton twisted, and reached to grab the ropes! The ref called Reese off, and he swore as he held onto the four.

Then the Gluck grabbed him, and Reese rolled to the outside.

Tucker: Here we go again!

Fulton: What is your problem!


The fans are booing as Reese leaned on the apron, and Gluck rolled out after him. He limped forward, grabbing at Reese to spin him around. They started trading punches, and then Carlton went to fling Reese at the stairs!

REVERSE!

The stairs explode, and Carlton starts to rise before Reese fires off a superkick! The fans groan, and Carlton topples across the stairs. And Reese grabs the stairs from where they lay, tossing aside the referee before he cracked the chair into Carlton’s head! Blood flowed, and Carlton dropped to a knee!

The ref started to call for the bell, but Reese leveled him!

Torchwood: That is going to be a fine!

Carlton Gluck starts to rise again, but Reese is on him!

STARKILLER ON THE STAIRS!

The fans are booing as Reese grabs the stairs again, and he stalks over to stand over Carlton with a smirk. But referees and security swarm the ring, pushing back which finally makes him drop the stairs before he stomps off.

Tucker: Disgusting display!

[Mr. Blood]

(The Dark Stars are in their locker room watching their previous matches with determined looks on their faces as well as anger as Katie Moss enters the locker room accompanied by Terminatrix who leaves.)

Commandrix:: "Katie can I help you in any way."

Katie Moss: "Well I can see The Dark Stars are a little angered by something."

Commandrix:: "The Dark Stars are truly angered by the fact that they have been forgotten and they are determined to get everyone's attention again."

(The images disappear and The Dark Stars turn and come over to Commandrix and Katie.)

Niko: "How may we assist you."

Kono: "Is there anything you need us to assist you."

Katie Moss: "Well you and Epcot Mafia are going to be stepping into the ring for a rematch for the Wrestle: UK Tag Team Championships."

Niko: "That has been an opportunity we have been waiting for quite a while and now we get that chance to regain what we never lost."

Katie Moss: "Well the record books state you lost your Wrestle: UK Tag Team Championships and have been coming up short in rematch after rematch."

Kono: "That's the past and this is the present and future reality. The Dark Stars are a threat to anyone in Wrestle: UK and shall always be the ultimate threat. Epcot Mafia got lucky the last time but this time The Dark Stars shall not be so considerate and shall send them both to the darkest reaches of their souls and their minds. They shall experience one of the bloodiest beatings ever seen by W: UK fans and we shall show no remorse for it either."

Katie Moss: "Usually you show great respect for your opponents."

Niko: "We still do before and after the match but in the ring during a match but during our battle in the ring. The Dark Stars throw that out the window as you earthlings would may in this time period. That's exactly what we say and do to our opponents."

Commandrix:: "You have seen them become more aggressive as of late Katie. That is what The Dark Stars used to do and they shall do it again and again until they regained what was never lost and that's their Wrestle: UK Tag Team Championships. When it's all over and the dust has settled and the combat is over The Dark Stars shall be holding up their championships. There shall be no doubt The Dark Stars are the better team and that is the true reality. Come. We have things to do."

(The Dark Stars and The Dark Novas of Commandrix and Terminatrix leave the locker room.)

Katie Moss: "Well as you can see The Dark Stars are motivated by something and are planning something. Back to you."

(The scene slowly fades to black.)

Match: The Empire (Gavin Drake & Slam 3 w/ David Slam)
vs. The Oblivion Death Squad

The fans boo as the pyros pop, and the Empire heads for the rings. The angry looking Gavin Drake leading the way, scowling at the fans as he shakes his head. Behind him comes the smirking David Slam the Third, at his side walked his father. The fans are jeering as Drake slowly climbs the stairs, and he frowns out across the fans.

Salazar: Representing the Empire at 473 pounds! This is David Slam the Third! And the Empty Hand, Gavin Drake!

Slam Three tries to get Drake’s attention as he stares angrily at Frank Salazar, and he waves him off as he paces back and forth. The fans booing, which just seems to anger the Blood of Kings further.

Salazar: And their opponents, hailing from Donzig-gun! Accompanied to the ring by Sinclair Godfrey at 620 pounds! They are known as the OBLIVION DEATH SQUAD!

The arena goes dark, and flames leap along the ramp as the lights turn a sullen red. And the ODS stalk down the ramp, faces hidden behind their skull masks. Behind them follows the Baroness of Donzig-gun, the WUK Commonwealth Title draped across her shoulder. They glare at the ring where Slam the Older holds back his boy as Drake glares at his former alles.

The Death Squad tear off their masks, and Sinclair locks eyes with Drake.

Then she lifts her arms, and Mormo and Moloch head for opposite corners as they swarm the ring.

Tucker: If looks could kill at ringside, we’d all be dead. Sinclair and Drake are now bitter enemies.

Torchwood: To Donzig-gun the throne of the Scourge is the greatest prize, and they will stop at nothing to claim it.

Fulton: This is going to be a war in Saskatoon, I hope Praline can keep it under control.

Praline for his part stands between the two teams as Slam Three is talking shit to the ODS, and Drake is still glaring at them before he draws his partner into the corner. Mormo and Moloch pace back and forth, and then Sinclair calls to them.

Mormo nodding as he steps forward, pointing at Drake.

Torchwood: The big man looking to start for the ODS!

Fulton: Drake talking the bait it seems.

Tucker: You have to believe alot of tag teams in the back are watching this one.

Drake steps forward, pointing at Sinclair angrily as he bellows at Mormo. The big man glares at him, frowning before Drake shoves him. He points and yells again, pushing at Mormo. Then the big man’s head snaps forward, cracking into Drake’s head! He grabs him, flinging him hard into the ODS corner! The fans explode, and Mormo charges in for a hug splash!

Fulton: I think the ring shook!

Torchwood: Drake let his temper get the best of him!

Mormo batters away at Drake with heavy punches and kicks before he rips him from the corner. He flings him across the ring with a snarl, hitting the Big Boot! Drake spins inside out, an crashes down before Mormo tags Moloch.

Moloch stalks across the ring, stomping away at the rising Drake before he yanks him upwards! DDT! The fans cheer, and Drake is down again before Moloch lifts him upwards with a shake of his head. Muttering to himself before he fires him into the Empire corner with a Turnbuckle Bomb.

He points at Slam 3, eyes narrowed.

Fulton: Slam don’t do it! Spike wouldn’t want this for you!

Tucker: Slam Three is going for it!


TAG!

Drake climbs out of the ring, holding his back as Slam walks forward with his arms spread as he talks trash. Then he starts firing off punches, rapid fire battering away at Moloch before he snaps him at the ropes! Moloch comes off, and Slam hits a quick dropkick that knocks Moloch off his feet!

Torchwood: Slam trying to use his speed against Moloch!

Moloch is already climbing back to his feet, and Slam hits the ropes to go for another dropkick! But Moloch grabs him to fling him aside! Slam Three bounces back, and Moloch grabs him to deliver a Uranage! Slam starts to rise, and Moloch charges forward to bury a kick into his spine. The fans explode, and Slam the Second hits the mat cursing as Moloch tags Mormo.

Torchwood: Slam Three doesn’t want to be stuck in that corner! The ODS are dangerous when they start rolling!

Tucker: Facts are they are one of the most dangerous teams in the entire XHF!

Mormo growls at Moloch, ignoring Praline before he lifts Slam upwards.

OMEN MACHINE!

Fulton: Slam is broken in half! Cover!

1….

2….

……Slam the Second grabs his foot, pulling it under the rope! The ref looks up, breaking the count as Mormo hits the mat in annoyance. Moloch roars, and Praline shakes his head even as Sinclair starts around the side of the ring as the older Slam retreats.

Tucker: Slam paying dividends!

Torchwood: David Slam II is no fool, lad. He knows what to do to keep his team in this!

Meanwhile his son is yanked to his feet by the angry Mormo, who fires him into the ropes! Bling Tag from Drake! But Slam is leveled with a powerslam! The ref shakes his head at Mormo, and Drake charges forward to deliver a brutal knee to his face! The fans boo, and Drake runs across the ring to hammer a stiff elbow into the face of Moloch!

Tucker: Drake has not forgotten any tricks himself it seems!

Fulton: Indeed! Drake was trained by the same mind as the Death Squad!

Moloch fumes, trying to get back in the ring as he snarls as Praline holds him back. Drake meanwhile is hammering away at the rising Mormo, battering away at him before he catches him with a Double Arm DDT! Mormo is down, and Drake makes the tag!

ASSASSIN STOMP!


Torchwood: Slam Three going for the kill!

Cover!

Drake runs across the ring, as Praline dives for the count to start hammering away at Moloch!

1….

…..2…


…….Mormo flings Slam off, and roars back to his feet! He grabs Slam for a Two Handed Chokeslam! Slam rolls around in pain, and Drake whirls around only to sent flying with a Kata Ha Jime Plex! Saskatoon goes wild, and Mormo snarls as he storms back and forth before he makes the tag to Moloch!

He points angrily, and Moloch nods before they each grab one of the pair.

SUPER COLLIDER!

The Empire is down, and Moloch makes the cover as Mormo flings Drake to the outside.

1….

…..2….

…….Slam the Older rips Praline from the ring, and cracks him across the jaw! The fans boo, and jeer as Moloch glares at him. He jerks backwards, shaking his head before he backs up to hit into Sinclair Godfrey. She glares at him, and then head snaps forward with a spray of black as Slam screams grabbing at his face.

Tucker: The Black Mist of Donzig-gun!

Fulton: Slam could be blinded!

Sinclair snarls, barking orders as she grabs WUK senior official Praline to smack him awake. The fans are going wild, and she flings him back inside! He crawls to the rope, struggling to rise before Moloch grabs Slam to jerk him upwards. He fires him into the ropes, and delivers a huge spinebuster.

Then he rises, and is leveled with a Spear from Drake! The fans boo, and Moloch is down as Drake flashes a smirk at Sinclair! Then he is grabbed from behind, and hit with the OBLIVION SLAM!

Torchwood: The Empty Hand rarely manhandled like this!

The fans are going wild as Drake rolls to the outside, and Mormo goes after him. The bigger man battering away at him, snarling and growling as Drake staggers to his feet. Praline leans on the ropes, trying to regain control of the match as Sinclair yells at Mormo!

Tucker: Mormo is incensed!

The fans are going wild as Moloch grabs Slam the Third, and he shakes his head before he hits a thunderous German Suplex! Slam the Third sprawls, and Praline is still bellowing at Mormo and Drake as Moloch grabs Slam once more to batter him into the corner with a few stiff chops. He scoops him up, and flings him across his shoulders as he looks to the turnbuckle!

And Slam the Second leaps onto the apron, and smacks a chair across his head!

Fulton: Brilliant!

Moloch stumbled, and he dropped Slam the Third as he turned only to be caught with the chair once more. Slam the Second fell from the apron, and the fans were booing as Moloch struggled to rise before Slam the Third rolled to the outside!

Leg sweep! Then he leapt upwards, hitting the top rope!

Dropping the Dime (Springboard Leg Drop)!


The fans groaned, and he made the cover as Slam the Second bellowed for the referee! COVER!

1….

….2….

…….Slam the Second grabbed Moloch’s legs holding them down across the apron!

…….THREE! THREE! THREE!

The fans are furious as Slam rolls from the ring to grab his father as Sinclair dives inside with murder in her eyes. Praline shakes his head, and Moloch rolls to the outside to grab for the retreating Slams who are leaning together as they laugh wildly as they head up the ramp.

Tucker: The Empire stealing a win here tonight!

Torchwood: David Slam the Second looking out for the interests of the Empire! And it paid off big!

Fulton: W’s and L’s!

(The tron shows Vampira and Psychotic Goth on the screen surrounded by green and red mist as the ringsiders roar in various ancient dialects.)

Vampira: "Tonight both W: UK and JROK square off in a battle royal and in the end my husband Psychotic shall be the one who shall be left standing bloodied but victorious."

Psychotic Goth: "Tonight in Saskatoon I shall be leading my armies into combat in this ring you are looking at at ringside. I don't care who is in the ring with me or which of the two promotions are in the ring with me. I plan on doing one thing and one thing only and that's wiping anyone in my way out."

(He roars in an ancient dialect as does the ringsiders.)

Psychotic Goth: "I don't care if it's Cheez or Kira Izumi it doesn't matter to me. I shall make people bleed and I shall make people suffer as they are eliminated by me and I don't care if I bleed in the process as long as I continue to unleash my rage and beastly savagery which shall not be quenched until the battle royal is over."

(Psychotic Goth bellows as does the ringsiders.)

Psychotic Goth: "I shall be quite cruel and ruthless as I encounter any opponent in the battle royal and if you happen to encounter me with this thing of beauty...."

(He caresses lovingly the purple velvet bag.)

Psychotic Goth: "If you encounter me with this wonderful gift that I shall present to you in only the way I can. Then you should be honored that I presented it to you in my way of presentation and you shall enjoy it as well."

(Psychotic Goth laughs maniacally.)

Psychotic Goth: "Then again I do not care who gets in my way as long as I unleash my inner demon that shall cause even more bloodshed. Then again bloodshed has been my entire life and I have no regrets about committing horrifying bloodshed as long as I prevail."

(He grows ominously silent.)

Psychotic Goth: "Let me hope you all prey before getting into the ring for the battle royal because you shall need it after I'm done with you. You shall never be the same after I'm done with all of you and I do mean that every moment when I'm in this battle royal."

(He lowers his head and extends his arms before flinging his head back revealing his pale handsome gothlike looks.)

Psychotic Goth: "Tonight one and all in the battle royal beware of my fury and wrath as I unleash all the savagery that is within me. You all shall see why Psychotic Goth is dangerous and is 'The Dragon of Wrestle: UK.' Everyone shall fall and in the end I shall be the last man standing."

(He roars as does the ringsiders as the tron fades to black.)

[Mr. Blood]

Match: The Dark Stars vs. Epcot Mafia
WUK Tag Team Championship Match

The Tron shows a dying star that explodes and two spinning graphics that turn into The Dark Stars as "Sixes and Sevens" by Annihilator plays and The Dark Stars enter and come to ringside marching with purpose accompanied by The Dark Novas through lasers shooting upwards. They have intense and ominous and murderous expressions on their faces. They hold the ropes open as The Dark Novas enter the ring and are joined by Niko in the center of the ring while Kono mount the top turnbuckle and they roar as they shot their weapons up and Kono backflips off the turnbuckle into a fighting crouch as lasers shoot upwards rom the ringposts. The Dark Stars remove their futuristic gladiator armor and place their weapons in their corner as Commandrix gives final instructions the same intense and ominous and murderous looks still on their faces.

Tucker:: Here are the number 1 contenders for the tag titles! The Dark Stars!

Torchwood: If we could find someone who can truly uproot the current champions for good..I'm going to hedge my bets on these two!

Fulton: No. And I'm not saying I don't want the Mafia beat…I'm just saying NOT the Dark Stars but Rage and Cage!

Tucker:: *yawn*

Fulton: bite me Tucker:!

Before the WUK tag team champions make their appearance the sudden flooding of the HIGH ROLLERS CLUB (minus Crane) into the ring fill the arena with boos!

Tucker:: What's all this about?!

Fulton: Rage and Cage! The High Rollers Club!

The Dark Stars are surrounded in the ring.

Tucker:: Weird way to flex against the Mafia?!

Torchwood: I don't think it's Florida Man or Marty the Club is looking for…

It wasn't as they began to climb into the ring, forcing the Dark Stars to attack Warrick! However the being outnumbered turned the tide quickly for the team of Rage and Cage.

Fulton: Take out the number ones! Total genius!

Tucker:: look under the ring ! Florida Man!

Torchwood: LOOK OUT RAGE AND CAGE! LOOK OUT HIGH ROLLERS CLUB!

Florida Man has a Razor Scooter in hand as he comes out from under the ring. As the action continues and the violence began to double up the RAZOR SCOOTER GOES FLYING INTO THE RING BUSTING RAGE IN THE HEAD! Marty following Florida Man from under the ring joins his reptile friend by throwing his Razor scooter! It cracks against the skull of Cage! The tag Champs hit the ring clotheslining Warrick together out of the ring before stomping Rage and Cage…

Tucker:: Well this backfired….dumb.

The bell rang signaling the match was over before it even started! Marty is holding Cage as FML takes his scooter and cracks both shins of Cage. Unaware of Rage sneaking up behind the Mafia pair with Marty's scooter.

Torchwood: It's all ove-oh no the Dark Stars!

Kono comes from behind with the Kono Driver on Rage! Followed by Niko locking in the Rings of Pain! Eventually the brawl is broken up by security and other officials, running HRC out of the ring…leaving the temporary alliance of Epcot Mafia and the Dark Stars in the ring…but was it over?

The scene opens to the back where Goth is walking down the hallway, frowning to himself as looks around. He mutters under his breath, and the crew carefully stays out of his way. And then he looks up as Kira Izumi drops from the ceiling ahead of him!

Goth jerks backwards cursing, and Kira sprays foul purple mist into his face. Goth staggers back, grabbing at his face as Kira drops to the floor. He slams a boot into the stomach of Goth, and delivers a brutal underhook driver into a stack of crates! The crew scatters, and Goth tries to rise before falling from the crate.

Kira laughs, and then shoves the stack of heavy equipment crates over onto the rising Goth! The crew yells, and security comes running over as Kira howls with laughter as the crew tries to help Goth get free.

Tony Blood: After reviewing the attack at the hands of the High Roller's Club attack on the WUK Tag Team Championshoip match earlier this evening, the WUK Championship Commitee has decided that the Dark Stars will receieve their title shot at Legacy 24 on March 4th live from Belfast, Ireland!

The fans cheer, and Tony Blood grins happily.

[Mr. Blood]

Match: Eron Hunter vs. Kasper Van Zant

WUK World Heavyweight Championship Match

As we come back to ringside, “Hush” by Tool is playing and the sparkling yellow pyros have just started going off.



Tucker: Fans, the highly anticipated W:UK World Title match between challenger Kasper Van Zant and champion Eron Hunter is just about here, and-

We get a shot from behind the entrance way, as Kasper Van Zant in her sleeveless hoodie begins walking out through the pyros.

♫ FUCK YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!! ♫

Tucker: Here comes the challenger!

Torchwood: Kasper defeated former W:UK champion Wesley Crane in a First Blood match to win the number one contendership, but this isn’t a case where she just won one match - Miss Van Zant has been on an absolute roll ever since she came to W:UK.

Tucker: Her family is a local wrestling dynasty, but they didn’t take it well when she chose to become a wrestler rather than a valet. But she’s been proving she deserves to be in the ring as much as anyone here in W:UK.

Kasper bounces under the raining sparks. Then takes off down the ramp as fireworks launch staggering her path down the ramp before she dives under the bottom rope sliding into the center holding a rebel scum smirk. Jumping back to her feet she pulls the hoodie off and tosses it to someone in the front, she wrenches the ropes in her corner stretching...waiting...

But not for very long.



Tucker: As humble as he was the day he walked in the door of HOSS after Lion’s Road ceased operations, our world champion is on his way out to the ring. Eron Hunter, ladies and gentlemen.

Hunter’s entire focus is on the ring. He climbs up the stairs, ducks under the top rope, and - after looking at the belt for a few seconds - hands it over to the referee.

Fulton: Take it away, Frankieboy!

Salazar: The following contest is your MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! It is set for one fall, with no time limit, and is for the WRESTLE: UNITED KINGDOM WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

The fans roar.

Salazar: In the corner to my left, the challenger! Hailing from Cedar Creek, Louisiana, and weighing in at 200 lbs even! She is KASPER! VAN! ZAAAANT!

Kasper steps forward, rips her hoodie off and throws it into the crowd. She flexes on the ropes.

Salazar: And in the corner to my right, the champion! Hailing from Sicily, Italy, and weighing in at 210 lbs! ERRROONN… HUUUNNNNTTEEERRR!!!

Hunter steps forward and raises one arm. The referee hands the title to the timekeeper and then signals.

DING! DING! DING!

The champion and challenger immediately slam chest to chest with each other.

Torchwood: The two competitors are close enough in size to each other that it’s a rarity in professional wrestling. Hunter has a negligible size advantage, but Kasper came up in the business as a power wrestler while Hunter is a high flyer turned striker.

The two go through a series of reversals. Kasper tries to force Hunter into a full nelson but Hunter turns it into a hammerlock. Kasper turns that into a headlock, but Hunter escapes with an armwringer and wristlock. Kasper turns it around into her own armlock, goes back to the half nelson and tries to lift Hunter for a throw. Hunter kicks off as Kasper lifts him, and he lands on his feet as she stumbles back to the ropes. He shakes his arm out. Kasper rubs her chest where she was kicked and nods.

Tucker: This is the first time these two competitors have faced each other. And in a match of these stakes with competitors of this quality, the eventual loser is probably going to be the first one to make a mistake.

Another tie-up. This time Kasper shoots low and goes for a fireman’s carry. Hunter tries to block it, but Kasper muscles him over and shifts into a scarf hold. Hunter tries to counter with a headscissor, but Kasper keeps her head low. But she shifts her weight so far to the side that Hunter is able to get to his feet, still in the headlock. He steps on the back of Kasper’s knee, but she hangs onto the headlock, brings him down with her, and powers back into the scarf hold. The ref slaps the mat only once before Hunter’s shoulder is up.

Torchwood: These slower opening exchanges.

Fulton: Are the result of Jeff watching too much AJPW and not enough Lucha Underground.

Torchwood: Possibly, but it’s not just a feeling out process, there’s some mind games being played. And Kasper is demonstrating that she’s got the strength advantage. Now it’s on Hunter to rethink his gameplay.

Hunter is able to roll Kasper across his body and get her shoulders on the mat! ONE… and Kasper is quickly out of it, but loses the headlock. She tries to stay in control by sprawling, but Hunter’s too fast for her. He spins behind her, hits a double leg from behind, and tries setting up an outlaw roll. Kasper, again, blocks it with brute strength. Hunter quickly hits a double sledge to the shoulders and completes the pin! ONE… T-KICKOUT.

Tucker: One and a half. Hunter sending a clear message - overpowering me a couple times does not make you better than me.

Torchwood: Back at the end of 2002 Hunter won the Best Feud award for his battles with Ronnie Long and Rob Riot over the Openweight Championship. Long was a powerhouse, Riot was a technician, and Hunter was solid enough all around and good enough at using his tools that he came out ahead of both of them several times.

Fulton: Yeah but Long was one of those can’t tell a wristlock from a switchblade types. Kasper’s got skills.

The two wrestlers are talking, and it seems to be getting unfriendlier by the second. Kasper pushes Hunter. Hunter pushes Kasper back hard. And Kasper comes back in with a straight left that drops Hunter! She follows up with a driving elbow, but pulls Hunter back to his feet. Lifting him up in a bearhug she runs them both into the corner. A stiff headbutt stuns Hunter. Kasper, staying in close, lays in every elbow and knee she can think of before pulling him out of the corner with a short arm clothesline. Pulling him up from behind she spins and throws a kick - Hunter ducks and throws a sweep! This sends Kasper stumbling and hanging on to the top rope.

Tucker: Shots to the hamstring like that can knock the feeling out of your leg. And that’s where Hunter needs to be, focusing heavily on the striking game. Kasper’s got some good shots of her own, but compared to Hunter her striking game is bull in a china shop kind of stuff.

Hunter lands a couple more kicks before the third kick knocks Kasper’s legs out from under her. She ends up with her neck on the bottom rope, trying to face Hunter down to keep him from following up. Hunter backs off and lets her stand, but now Kasper seems the more rattled of the two.

Fulton: It’s just easier to talk about not letting Hunter kick you than it is to keep him from kicking you.

With both wrestlers standing Hunter throws a couple feints. Then he actually does throw a sole butt. Kasper doubles over and stumbles, Hunter dropkicks her, sending her into the turnbuckle. And Kasper roars right back out with a big boot… that Hunter ducks! Hunter rushes her with a jumping high knee -

And Kasper plucks him right out of the air with an exploder suplex!

Torchwood: That was an impressive throw by any measure, but people who haven’t been in the ring might not realize the combination of strength, technical skill and pure reflexes required to execute a counter like that!

Kasper pulls Hunter to his feet, hits him with a forearm and then an Irish whip. On the rebound, she catches the running Hunter and lifts him into a military press!

Fulton: Oh lord mommy.

Torchwood: NO, Andrew.

Kasper drops Hunter to her shoulders, and then shoulder first across her knee.

Tucker: Shoulderbreaker by Van Zant. I’m a little bit surprised she’s not trying to work on Hunter’s legs to take his kicks away.

Kasper immediately applies a three quarter nelson, wrenching on the shoulder she just attacked. Hunter tries to roll out of it, but Kasper manages to keep him pinned to the mat. She leans her weight onto the hold and Hunter growls in pain, but manages to get a foot on the ropes. Feeling in control Kasper pulls Hunter up, backs him into the ropes with a couple more forearm shivers, Irish whips him then races after him. She jumps - and Hunter hangs onto her and flops backwards, guillotining Kasper over the top rope!

Torchwood: I think that might’ve been an attempt at the Louisiana Crash, but Hunter had it scouted.

Hunter pulls Kasper up to her knees and lays a roundhouse kick right to the sternum. Then a couple more kicks to the same spot. Kasper gets her arms up and takes a fourth kick across the forearms. Hunter hits a stalling seated missile dropkick. Then he pulls Kasper up from behind and starts trying to underhook her arms. She tries to fight it off and manages to snap her arms out of his grip, but before she can do anything else Hunter headbuts her right on the back of the head, then dumps her with a half nelson suplex! Kasper dodges a followup elbow drop by rolling under the bottom rope.

Fulton: Big girl’s taking a powder.

Torchwood: This is what makes Hunter so good. He’s got a lot of really potent offensive tools, but he can reverse a situation and bring one out to play in the blink of an eye.

Fulton: Yeah! It’s like, go back to his feud with Riot and Long. Long could’ve knocked Hunter cold with the Western Lariat, but Hunter saw it coming every time. Same with the Riot Rack, Hunter always had the escape. And he escapes and counters in like the same movement.

Hunter slingshots over the top rope - and Kasper catches him! Again she walks backwards, but this time backs his shoulder into the ringpost! He actually lands on his feet, but staggers backwards, and Kasper hits him with her ‘Jawclacker’ big boot!

Tucker: Kasper’s been able to keep pace with Hunter, and that’s not easy to do. And that boot is the second big move she’s been able to hit.

Kasper rolls Hunter into the ring and gathers him into a pinfall attempt. ONE… TWO… THKICKOUT! She pulls Hunter up and starts lifting him for the Disassociation, but almost before the fans can react, Hunter has slipped out. A quick thrust kick to the knee drops Kasper to one knee and a second quick thrust kick spins her around. Kasper catches herself with her arm, trying not to fall to the mat. And it’s maybe not a good idea, because Hunter is able to scoop her up from that position and deliver a White Lion Suplex!

Tucker: This match has been so back and forth. Kasper’s done a decent job controlling the pace of the match, which you absolutely have to do against Eron Hunter, but Hunter’s offense comes in those quick explosive bursts.

Torchwood: He’s landed the biggest move of the match so far, and now it seems he’s looking for the Rising Star Suplex!

Hunter can’t quite lock the cradle in. Kasper elbows her way loose, but Hunter roundhouse kicks her in the ribs before she can get any offense going. Another attempt at the cradle - Kasper this time blocks the arms, and short arms Hunter into a deadlift stalling side suplex! She doesn’t get up though, instead staying down trying to catch her breath and clear her head.

Fulton: Bro, look, Hunter’s holding his shoulder.

Tucker: Kasper did take her time with that suplex, dropping Hunter directly on his shoulderblades and dead center in the middle of the ring.

Torchwood: She also had the Rising Star Suplex scouted, and we’ve seen Hunter put so many people away with that one.

Hunter tries to rush in. Kasper sidesteps, throws up a kitchen sink and swoops her arms under Hunter’s arms and behind his head. She tries lifting Hunter for the full nelson - Hunter blocks it with his legs! Hunter drops his base low - and Kasper changes tactics, just throwing herself over backwards and pulling Hunter down with her still in the full nelson.

Torchwood: Hunter blocks the full nelson suplex and so Kasper just shifts gears and applies the full nelson as a submission! She’s not a submissionist but she’s very strong - can she force Hunter to tap?

Hunter screams ‘no’ at the referee asking him. He begins kicking his way to the ropes. Kasper tries to grapevine the legs, but Hunter avoids it and gets one ankle over the bottom rope.

Kasper backs off, beckoning for Hunter to get to his feet.

When he does, she aims for the head.

His head isn’t there.

Tucker: Hunter ducks the swamp kick and connects with a counter enzuigiri!

Kasper goes weebling and wobbling and Hunter hits the ropes and comes off with a high jumping knee.

Torchwood: Hunter lands the high knee he’s known for, but he didn’t attempt the Rising Star Lariat. Worth noting, he delivers his lariat with the right arm and Kasper’s been working the right shoulder.

Fulton: What Hunter’s thinking, he don’t need a shoulder for!

Hunter drags Kasper perpendicular to the turnbuckle, climbs - and leaps!

Rising Star Dive!

NOBODY HOME!

Tucker: Now THAT is a first! Hunter doesn’t try for the Rising Star Dive often, and I think this is the first time he’s missed it in his W:UK career!

Hunter is doubled over, clutching his chest. Kasper painfully makes her way to her feet first, and grabs him in the rear waistlock.

German suplex!

Kasper holds on, rolls to her feet and drags Hunter up with her. Hunter tries to force his arms inside the waistlock, but can’t quite manage it, and Kasper deadlifts him into a second German!

Torchwood: She usually likes three of those, but this has been a grueling match. Can she get him up for a third?

Kasper lifts Hunter up. But instead of German suplexing him, she manages to pick him all the way up onto her shoulders.

The fans go nuts!

Fulton: DISASSOCIATION SON! She spiked him!

Kasper drops Hunter on the back of his head with Disassociation, her burning hammer.

Tucker: THE COVER!

ONE…

…TWO…

……THREEEKICKOUT!

Fulton: HOLY SHIT!

The referee holds two fingers up to a visibly stunned Kasper Van Zant.

Torchwood: How the bloody hell did Hunter fight out of that?!

Kasper crawls over to Hunter, who is lying on his belly. She pulls him to his knees and hits a forearm smash. Hunter lands one of his own.

From their knees, the two weary wrestlers trade forearm smashes.

THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Hanging onto each other, Kasper and Hunter struggle to their feet.

With more upper body strength and throwing her shots from her dominant arm, Kasper slowly takes advantage of the forearm strike battle. Two connect in a row, and the third one leaves Hunter staggering. Kasper steps back, then throws a biiig Jawclacker.

That Hunter captures!

The fans erupt as Hunter sets up another Rising Star Suplex, but instead of trying to power out of the cradle Kasper grabs Hunter’s head and delivers a pair of headbutts. Hunter drops her leg and falls back, Kasper throws a Swamp Kick that Hunter ducks! He picks the off leg and starts trying to muscle her into the standing cradle again.

Tucker: Eron Hunter is desperately looking for the Rising Star Suplex, but Kasper’s had it scouted all match!

Torchwood: Hunter’s stoic but I think missing the Rising Star Dive rattled him.

Fulton: But he’s already kicked out of the Disassociation. Has Kasper got anything badder than that?

Kasper fights her way out of Hunter’s grip.

She tries to short-arm him like she did earlier. But this time Hunter slips behind her and again picks the leg, taking another attempt at the Rising Star Suplex.

Kasper gets her arm between his arm and neck, and he can’t get the leverage to lift her leg for the move. Then, with a spin, she’s got a half nelson. Hunter tries to thrash loose - and as he tries to push backwards with his legs, Kasper sidesteps him, turns the half nelson into a neck lock and rides him down to the mat.

Torchwood: That’s a pinfall!

Tucker: The count!

ONE…

…TWO…

……THREE…?

………EEEEKICKOUT?!

Fulton: Was that it?

DING! DING! DING!

Tucker: It was!

Torchwood: New champion!

Kasper and Hunter are both still lying on the mat. Still half on top of Hunter, Kasper rolls to the side and lies on her back, breathing heavily.

Torchwood: Kasper targeted Hunter’s shoulder repeatedly through the match. The champion never even came close to tapping, but you don’t need to poleaxe someone, or force them to say uncle, to win a match. You just have to pin their shoulders to the mat for three seconds. And that work she did on the shoulder helped her get that pin applied just a split second quicker, and that just might’ve been the difference between a count of 2.9 and a count of 3.1.

The referee helps Kasper sit up and hands her the W:UK World Championship Belt.

YOU DESERVE IT! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
YOU DESERVE IT! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Fulton: New Champyun baby! Grant and Joachim BEE TEE EFF OH!

Kasper is still on her knees, shaking her head as she looks at the belt.

Fulton: She’s also the first, well, she, to win this belt. So somewhere Gus Arnold also BTFO.

The ref is now checking on Hunter. He knows what happened. But with the match over and his adrenaline coming down and disappointment setting in, he isn’t in a hurry to move. He slowly sits up.

Kasper, the belt now over her shoulder, looks around the arena.

She extends her hand to Hunter and Hunter, after a brief hesitation, takes it. Kasper pulls him to his feet, and the former champion and current champion embrace.

Fulton: Awesome. I mean, weak.

Hunter shakes Kasper’s hand with both of his, and then leaves the ring. Black and red confetti begins raining down from the ceiling.

Tucker: Fans, we have a new Wrestle:UK World Champion!

[Mr. Blood]

Match: Twenty One Person Hardcore Barbed Wire

Battle Royal for the Two Kingdoms Title

The fans in Saskatoon were on their feet, cheering as the referees tossed garbage cans loaded with weapons into the ring. The ropes had been replaced by barbed wire, and more cans with weapons and lids dangling from them hung from the outside of each corner.

Inside the ring, the gathered superstars of WUK and JROK milled about. Grabbing the weapons, and smirking as they paced back and forth. A few glaring at each other with animosity.

Tucker: This is going to be a bloodbath!

Torchwood: The Two Kingdoms title is one of the richest prizes in the XHF, and these stars all want to be the one to end the record setting reign of Dar!

Fulton: I want to know who Wormwood found to replace Psychotic Goth after the attack at the hands of Kira Izumi!

The tension was thick.

Salazar: Entering the ring at this time, led by ‘The High Roller’ Wesley Crane! Representing the HIGH ROLLER’S CLUB ‘Woke’ Wesley Rage and Warrick!


The fans booed, jeering as the three headed down the ring followed by ‘Honest’ Nic Cage. Crane paused, and he leveled his trademark finger gun at the ring with his head thrown back with a laugh. The crowd in the ring was unamused, but the refs pushed them back as they headed for the ring.

Warrick grabbed chairs from the front row, tossing them to the other two before he started up the stairs with an angry scowl. Crane and Rage followed, and the fans booed.

Fulton: There’s my pick boys, Wes Crane!

Tucker: Shocking.

Salazar: Representing JROK, weighing in at 160 pounds! This is Hayley Grimes!

‘Wild Child’ by the Struts with Tom Morello hit, and the fans cheered as the one and only Hayley Grimes came from the back. She was clad in spike leather, grinning as she paced back and forth across the top of the ramp. She spun the bat in her hand slowly, making lazy circles before she laid it over her shoulders.

And she headed for the ring.’

Florida Man inside the ring, seemed to be trying to roll his eyes.

Fulton: Things are looking up in Saskatoon!

Tucker: Would you stop!

Salazar: Representing WUK from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania at 144 pounds! This is Eli Dresden!

Fulton: Best day ever!

Tucker: Blondes, huh? Grimes, Dresden, Crane?

Torchwood: Eli Dresden making her XHF return here in a WUK debut! And she looks ready for a war!

'Untouchable' hits the sound system as the overhead lights dim, the crowd loudly cheering for the woman that is about to emerge. Blue and white lights flash along the rampway as spotlights of similar shades swirl over the crowd... and Eliza Dresden doesn't make them wait for long. Bounding out from behind the curtain, Dresden is quick to make her way to the top of the ramp with Jason Long's technicolor light-up shades shoved up to act like a headband of sorts--and once she's there? She thrusts the latter into the air, earning a fresh wave of cheers. Of course, since she can't be idle for long, Eli is quick to bounce and poing her way down to the ring, darting from side to side to slap offered hands and otherwise play to the crowd. It's about three-fourths of the way down the ramp that she abandons that, speeding up to slide into the ring headfirst on her stomach before she twists onto her back and kips up to her feet. She's quick to mount the nearest turnbuckle, shoving a fist skyward to more of that positive reaction from the fans before she's popping back down and turning to look toward the middle of the ring. As her music fades, she hands the glasses over to a production assistant before bouncing around on the balls of her feet, eagerly waiting for the match to get underway.


Salazar: And entering the ring at this time, she is the reigning and defending Two Kingdoms Champion! She has not been pinned or submitted in over a year! She is the Ambassador of Violence! She is DAR!

Torchwood: The longest reigning Two Kingdoms Champion is walking into this fight without a concern!

Tucker: Dar is a dangerous woman!

"Love the way you hate me" by Rising Storm starts to play over the speakers, Darlene comes out eyeing the crowd for a second before she makes her way down to the ring, high-fiving a few random fans here and there, she circles the ring slowly as her song plays, she then steps back, runs and slides onto the ring apron on her knee, she rests her back on the top rope her arms draped over it, she sticks her tongue out to the crowd, she then throws her arms out into the crucifix pose with metal horns, slowly she raises her arms up above her head crossed, then throws them down, she then turns and leaps into the ring, tossing her jean vest off either out of the ring or towards her opponent if they are already in the ring. She goes to her corner and starts to stretch legs waiting for the match to start..

The ref looks around, and starts to call for the bell. Then he stops as Frank Wormwood appears on the ramp. He pants, running down to the ring before he tugs at his stained and rumpled tie. He stares with a confused look at Florida Man’s Wal-mart Mobility Scooter parked by the ring.

He grabs Salazar, bending him down to speak in his ear.

Salazar nods, and lifts the mic.

Salazar: And a last minute addition to this match…

The fans cheer as Malcolm Xavier Graves steps from the back, he holds up his cane before he jerks off his shades. And a single light shines down as the man known as the Sheik steps from the back, he snarls at the fans before he extends a single finger to point upwards.

His wild eyes locked on the ring.

Wesley Crane shakes his head, backing up with a few words to Warrick. Florida Man laughs, clapping his hands as the Sheik storms for the ring pausing only to grab a steel chair which he slams against the stairs before he rolls inside.

Salazar:.....Hailing from the Empty Quarter, representing HKW! He is the reigning HKW West Koast Champion, they call him the Sheik!

Fulton: Not this fucking lunatic!

The ref calls for the bell, and the fans explode as everyone in the ring glares around.

And Eli charges across the ring, leveling the Sheik with the OMFN! His chair goes flying and he is driven into the corner, barbed wire tearing at him as Eli rolls to her feet with a shrug and an impish grin.

Meanwhile, all hell is breaking loose as Crane waits in the far corner with Warrick standing guard before him. Chapps Gluck is wading across the ring, flinging people out of his way as he heads for Crane with a murderous gleam in his eyes.

Rage flies at him, going for the #RESIST! But Gluck grabs him, and flings him into the barbed wire ropes with a vicious belly to belly Gluckplex! Rage is bleeding as he falls to the mat, Cage checking on him.

Fulton: Rage is bleeding!

Chapps snarls, and runs towards Warrick once more before he hit with a huge dropkick from Ripper Gaines that sends him stumbling into the barbed wire. Blood flows as Chapps grabs at him, and the two start trading blows!

Esmeralda Kanyon charges in, leveling a chair across the back of the big Gluck. He staggers forward, and she is barking orders at Grant. The fans are going wild, and Grant grabs his leg trying to toss him over the barbed wire! More JROK and WUK stars run over some battering away at Chapps and others at Gaines!

Tucker: These superstars working together to try and get Chapps out of here!

Torchwood: Chapps is fighting tooth and nail! The Barbed wire cutting at his hands!

Brawls are breaking out all over the ring, and Gaines is struggling to get Chapps across the ropes as it slices into his sides. And here comes Dar, she cracks a chair across the head of Chapps and levels Esmeralda! The fans explode as Dar starts battering away at Gaines and Ritter before she is swept away once more.

The tangle of bodies near the ropes starts to move again, and then Hayley Grimes comes flying across the ring to crack her bat across the back of Chapps! The fans boo, and Grimes shrugs before she runs back again!

CRASH BOOTYCOOT!

The mass of stars stumbles, and then Chapps falls across the ropes along with a few others! The refs are pointing, and the fans are going wild as Ripper Gaines has managed to hold onto the barbed wire to pull himself upwards.

Salazar: Chapps Gluck! Esmeralda Kanyon! Wolf Fang Ayame! Otto Ritter! Have all been eliminated!

Ripper Gaines staggers to his feet, holding onto the ringpost as he shakes his head. He starts to dig through the garbage cans, and inside the ring more brawls are breaking out as Warrick keeps flinging people away from Crane’s corner.

Rage staggers to his feet, grabbing a kendo stick before he turns to be leveled with a superkick from Dar! The fans eat it up, and Dar urges them on before she turns to be caught with a BACKDROP FROM FLORIDA MAN!


Jitterman stumbles across the ring, and Eli Dresden nails him with a dropkick from nowhere that sends him toppling from the ring! Eli makes a mocking bow!

Salazar: Jitterman has been eliminated!

Fulton: I will never recover from this loss.

Eli is grabbed from behind and flung into the corner by Hayley, back arching as the barbed wire rips into her. Hayley runs back, and then charges forward looking for another hip attack! But a kendo stick across the gut spins her in the air as Florida Man gives a double thumbs up!


The fans cheer, and then Brad Swann grabs Eli! The two trading blows as they battle across the ring!

Torchwood: Swann looking for an early edge against his opponent for Love and War!

Tucker: All hell is breaking loose in Saskatoon!

Hayley starts to rise but Florida Man stomps on her hair, wagging a finger!

Meanwhile, Warrick is driven backwards to crush Crane into the corner as Sheik levels him with a steelchair laden kick! Crane and Warrick are both down as the Sheik howls, and then smashes the chair between the ropes against Warrick!

He runs the ropes, hitting the barbed wire before he drives both feet into the steel! All three men are down, and the fans are going crazy as Nic Cage tries to check on the bleeding Crane!

Fulton: Sheik is a menace!

Rin Kubo is choking Cheez across the top ropes across the ring, and the fans are booing. And Dar runs across the ring, hitting a crossbody across the pair that overbalances them both! The fans are cheering as she grabs Rin’s legs, and flings them both to outside.

Tucker: The reigning Two Kingdoms Champion with a double elimination!

Salazar: Cheez and Rin Kubo have been eliminated!

Dar leans against the ropes, laughing as blood runs down her back and arms. And the ring is chaos even as Matsui has Max Daemon across one of the turnbuckles. He is driving hard knees into his gut and ribs, and smirks before he moves aside as BRADDOCK charges in! The fans explode, and Matsui turns to be caught with a kendo stick across the face by Gaines!

Meanwhile, Brad Swann has Eli’s fingers in his clutches as he uses them to drag her around. A wicked smile on his face as he snaps them apart, and Eli grabs at her hand as she staggers back. Swan presses his advantage, battering away at her with heavy forearms across her back and shoulders. Then he fires her at the corner, but Dresden reverses!


Swann hits the corner, blood flying as he drops into the corner!

The fans are on their feet in Saskatoon, and Eli looks from one corner with the downed Swann to the tangled mass of High Rollers and Sheik in the other.

Fulton: Don’t you do it!

Tucker: You can’t be serious!

Torchwood: She’s doing it!

CANNONBALL!

Swann sprawls, and Eli comes to her feet before she points at the other corner.

CANNONBALL INTO THE HEAP!

Eli grins, and she turns to be caught across the stomach with a brutal kick from Takara Matsui! The fans boo!

Meanwhile, Florida Man is trading blows with Hayley Grimes once more. And he tosses her towards Dar, before he turns to come face to face with Kira Izumi! Saskatoon explodes, and the two enemies start chewing each other out before Kira fires a punch across his face! Flo stumbles back, and Kira fires off other one!

Then Florida Man leaps at him, biting and clawing to force him back.

Fulton: Flo and Kira fighting back and forth!

Kira shoves Florida Man back, and then hits a huge clothesline that sends him across the ropes!

A groan runs through the arena, but Florida Man lands on his scooter! Kira misses it as he starts brawling with Gaines! Flo meanwhile fires up the scooter, driving around the ring before he leaps onto the apron!

Tucker: Amazing!

Fulton: I hate him so much!

Meanwhile, the Sheik is back on his feet shaking back his bloodied hair before he grabs the steel chair. He smacks it against the ropes, and then buries it in the throat of Warrick! The fans cheer, and meanwhile Rage is finally back in the action! He runs across the ring, grabbing BRADDOCK from behind to dump him across the ropes!

Salazar: BRADDOCK has been eliminated!

Rage dusts his hands, beaming happily before he is grabbed around the head by the thighs of Hayley Grimes who flings him across the ring! The fans cheer, and Hayley leaps on him with punch after punch!

Dresden and Takaru are going hold for hold in the center of the ring, the Red Slayer moving behind her to go for a suplex! Dresden reverses, and Matsui struggles free before he fires off a spin kick! Eli moves aside, and is caught by another that sends her into the ropes!

He drops back, grinning before he ducks low as he calls for the Kinshasa!

BUT ELI MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!

Tucker: OH NO!

The Red Slayer is tangled on the ropes, and he curses even as Eli leaps onto the ropes in the corner! And she levels him with a dropkick that sends him to the outside! The fans explode, and Eli laughs as she leans against the barbed wire.

Salazar: Takaru Matsui has been eliminated!

Kira meanwhile staggers across the ring, looking for a fight before he freezes as he sees Florida Man crouching on the ropes! And then he leaps off, howling as he hits the Assassin’s Creed on Kira! The fans explode as the hated master of JROK lands in a heap.

Florida Man grabs him, biting at him before he holds him across his shoulders! He runs at the ropes, and bellows before tossing him across the ropes! The place explodes, and Kira curses as he staggers to his feet. He shoves a ref, glaring up at Florida Man who tosses him food stamps.

And then Saskatoon erupts as Goth rises from behind the barricade, and he grabs Kira to rip him into the crowd! The two start brawling through the fans, and the place is going crazy!

Salazar: Kira Izumi has been eliminated!

Torchwood: I can’t believe what is happening!

The Sheik is storming around the ring, swinging his chair at everyone who moves as he howls in Arabic. And he flings Max Daemon across the ropes, before he runs howling at Warrick. Blood flows as the big man is Crossbodied into the ropes! He leans hard on them, shaking his head before he stumbles forward.

MISSILE DROPKICK FROM SWANN! Warrick flies across the ropes, and the fans cheer as Crane curses in disbelief!

Salazar: Warrick has been eliminated!

Eli Dresden leans in a corner, Dar in another as Florida Man and Grimes face off. Crane glares from another.

But Swann and the Sheik are staring each other down! The King starts talking trash, stomping forward unafraid as he points angrily. The Sheik glares back, snarling and spitting as he hits his scarred chest as the pair are face to face.

Tucker: The King vs the Sheik!

Torchwood: I never thought I’d see the day!

The Sheik grabs for Swann, but Swann grabs his hand twisting and pulling his fingers apart. He yanks them outward, and the fans are cheering as he struggles with the Sheik. Then he snaps his fingers, and the Sheik howls before he cracks his forehead into the head of Swann!

Swann fires his head into the face of the Sheik! The two lock up, battling back and forth along the ropes firing off punches before cursing and snarling at each other!

IN DA FACE!

Crane hits the pair as they lean across the ropes in a death grip, and both men fall to the outside!


Fulton: Not all heroes wear capes!

Torchwood: The longest reigning WUK Champion strikes down two dangerous men!

Salazar: The Sheik and Brad Swann have been eliminated!

Crane grins as he turns, and he makes the gunmotion as MXG and the refs try to separate the Sheik from Swann! The place is going wild, and Eli Dresden wastes no time!

THE OMFN ON CRANE!

Crane flops to the ground, rolling under the bottom rope as Saskatoon chants Eli’s name as she rolls back to her feet with a grin on her bloodied face.

Fulton: WHY!

Tucker: Florida Man. Hayley Grimes. Ripper Gaines. Dar. Eli Dresden. Wesley Crane. Rage.

One of these people will walk out of here as the Two Kingdoms Champion!


Ripper Gaines wastes no time, grabbing Wes Rage as he panics over his leader to deliver a brutal German Suplex! Rage stumbles to his feet, hitting the corner before he jerks away from the barbed wire.

But Gaines starts leveling him with chop after chop, hammering back against the barbed wire! The fans are cheering Ripper on, and then he rips Rage from the corner!

DEAR BOSS ONTO A STEEL CHAIR!

Fulton: YOU CAN’T DO THAT!

Tucker: The Woke One could be dead!

The fans are going crazy and Gaines grins before he flings a chair across the body of Rage. And then he leaps onto the turnbuckle, and points down at Rage! The fans are cheering him on, and he leaps off!

FROM HELL!

Torchwood: Ripper Gaines is out for blood!

Gaines stumbles as he comes to his feet, and turns!

EXECUTIVE ORDERS FROM DAR!

Gaines falls into the corner, and blood flows as Dar howls with glee!

CRASH BOOTYCOOT FROM GRIMES!


Fulton: He deserves it for what he did to a hero like Wesley Rage!


Tucker: Gaines in trouble!

Hayley Grimes is pleased with herself, grinning as she plays to the fans. But then she has a trash can shoved down over her head, and Florida Man starts wailing on it with a kendo stick. Battering her around the ring before he pauses, and steps out of the way with a shrug to Eli.

THE OMFN!

Grimes topples from the ring still in the trash can, and Florida Man gives a scaly thumbs up!

Salazar: Hayley Grimes has been eliminated!

Dar grabs Florida Man spinning him around before she blows a gout of flame across his face! Florida staggers back, waving arms before him as he grabs at his green face before Dar howls with glee! Then she grabs him to run him at the corner, slamming his head into the turnbuckle and barbed wire a few times!

She looks around wildly, and then grabs his legs to start lifting him over the ropes!

Florida tries to fight back, and the fans are going wild! Gaines comes running over a bloodied mess, and starts to push him over as well! The fans are jeering as Florida Man is a hero to Saskatoon!

Rage comes flying across the ring, nailing #RESIST on Dar! The champion stumbles back, and Rage grins before Gaines grabs for him. He darts back, shaking his head only to grabbed by Florida Man who hits the ACCIDENTAL BACKDROP DRIVER!

Rage is flung across the ropes!

Salazar: Wesley Rage has been eliminated!

Florida Man grabs Gaines, and shrugs before he goes for the repeat! But Rage and Cage grab the barbed wire, pulling it down as Crane argues with the referees! And Florida Man hits the ACCIDENTAL BACKDROP DRIVER but he overbalances with the ropes down!

And falls to the outside!


Salazar: Florida Man and Ripper Gaines have been eliminated!

Tucker: Florida Man was screwed by the High Roller’s Club!

Fulton: Florida Man screwed Florida Man!

Flo is back on his feet, and he whirls around to stare at the High Roller’s Club. He points a finger at them, cursing before he stomps forward pausing to grab a trash can lid. Rage and Cage back up, holding up their hands before they move forward with Crane.

But then Gaines is on his feet, bleeding and fuming before he steps up beside Flo. And they take off after Rage and Cage who head for the hills!

Torchwood: Wesley Crane is manipulating this entire match!

Fulton: How dare you!

Inside the ring though Darlene Price is facing off with Eli Dresden, and the fans are going wild as they slowly circle each other. Both bloody and battered, Eli grinning wildly as Dar laughs and motions at her waist.

Tucker: Saskatoon is on their feet!

Torchwood: This is the stuff of legends!

Dresden bends down grabbing a kendo stick, smirking as she nods at Dar before she kicks one over to the Two Kingdoms Champion. Dar scoops it up, nodding before she steps forward as the arena is filled with cheers.

Fans: DAR! DAR! DAR!

Fans: ELI! ELI! ELI!

The sticks start swinging, blocking and parrying with blow after blow as the two fight back and forth in the bloody debris filled ring. And then Dar forces Eli towards the barbed wire ropes, leaning in hard as she holds the stick at both ends as Eli slides backwards. But then Eli moves aside, and Dar stumbles!


Eli wastes no time, hooking Dar with the stick before hitting a quick Russian leg sweep! The place explodes, and Dar staggers to her feet before Eli lays the kendo stick across her back a few times! Then she locks it around her throat, a knee in her back as she leans back to choke her.

Tucker: Eli choking the life from Dar!

Torchwood: Dar is a dangerous woman!

The fans are going crazy as Dar starts to rise, grabbing Eli’s arm and leg as she rises! Eli shakes her head as she lifted, and then Dar drops backwards! They are both down breathing hard as the fans cheer, and the refs lean towards the ring.

Then Dar rises with a shake of her head, and leans hard on the ropes as she motions for EIi to rise!

FASH STAMP!

BUT ELI MOVES ASIDE!

Dar stumbles through and turns, only to be grabbed by Eli! Eli flings her at the ropes, but Dar reverses! Eli hits the barbed wire, blood flowing again before she comes off to catch Dar with her legs!

HURRICANRANA ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!

Salazar: Darlene Price has been eliminated!


Torchwood: NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!


Tucker: ELI DRESDEN HAS — NO! NO!

Crane slides back in the ring, and the crowd’s cheers become boos! The fans jeer as Eli turns to be caught with the HRKO!

Tucker: THAT SON OF A BITCH!

Fulton: CRY ME A RIVER!

Crane laughs, grinning as he looks down at Eli. He rolls the dice mockingly, and then he grabs Eli by the hair to pull her upwards. He tosses her across his shoulder, heading for the ropes as the fans boo! He smirks, and goes to toss her over!

But Eli slides free, and shoves Crane into the ropes! The fans cheer, and Crane staggers back bleeding as Eli runs back to hit the ropes to come off with Standing Moonsault! Crane is knocked off his feet, and Saskatoon is going wild!

Crane staggers back to his feet, shaking back bloody hair before Eli hits the Baseball Slide! They are both down, and the refs look panicked once more. But then Crane rises, shaking his head as he grabs Eli to drag her towards the ropes.

He goes to fling her across them, but Eli hooks her legs around his head going for the Hurricanrana once more! But Crane grabs her, to fling her over the ropes! The fans groan, as Crane laughs!

But Eli grabs the top rope, ignoring the wire biting into her hands as she tries to pull herself back inside!

IN DA FACE!

Eli drops, and the bell rings as Saskatoon boos!

Salazar: Your winner and NEEEEEEW TWO KINGDOMS CHAMPION WESLEY CRANE!

The fans are furious, and the ref hands the belt to Crane who holds it high. The fans jeer, booing as the High Roller smirks as he points at the fans with the belt on his shoulder. Eli leans on the apron, her eyes blazing with fury as she shakes her head.

If looks could kill Crane would be a dead man.

Tucker: Crane had better hope Eli doesn’t get inside that Elimination Chamber!

Torchwood: Crane has made a new enemy here in Saskatoon!

Fulton: THEY HATE US BECAUSE THEY AIN’T US!

Tucker: Oh, god.

Torchwood: Good night from Saskatoon!