Post by "The High Roller" Wesley Crane on Jan 23, 2024 13:32:20 GMT -5
It’s mere minutes after the Two Kingdoms battle royal. The scene opens to the luxurious locker room of “The High Roller” Wesley Crane and the High Rollers Club. We find the new Two Kingdoms champion, Wesley Crane sitting on the Italian leather chair. There are a couple members of the WUK medical team sitting in a black folding chair, directly in front of Wesley Crane. They take a white hand towel and wipe some of the blood away from Wesley’s forehead. There’s a huge gash on his forehead that looks like it could need stitches, or worse, staples. The medical staff wipes the gash one more time, this time with a little peroxide. Wesley winces a little.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Is this really needed Carl?”
Medical Staff, Carl: “I’m sorry Wes-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Are we friends?”
Medical Staff, Carl: “Um, no, we’re not.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Then why are you calling me by my first name? You’ve got two options. You can call me Mr. Crane or you can call me ‘Champ’...”
Medical Staff, Carl: “I’m sorry, Mr. Cran-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Ya know what, I changed my mind. You can call me ‘Champ’... I think that’s fitting.”
Medical Staff, Carl: “Okay, Champ.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Yuck, I changed my mind. You should probably call me ‘Mr. Crane’...”
Medical Staff, Carl: “Alright, Mr. Crane. Let me clean up this gash on your forehead and then I need to check out the gashes to your arms, back and rib area.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You’re going to need to hurry the fuck up. I have a celebration to attend to.”
Medical Staff, Carl: “This shouldn’t take too long.”
“The High Roller” looks in the direction of Rage & Cage.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Boys, good job as always. There aren’t enough words to describe just how proud I am of you both. Wes Rage, you stepped up and helped me win this Two Kingdoms Championship… and Nic, what would I do without my little stoner? Speaking of that, whatcha smoking in that vape pen today?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Today we have a special strain called Bruce Banner.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Bruce Banner, eh? Let me try that out!”
Nicholas “Honest: Cage: “Much like the Cheech and Chong Drooler, be careful with this stuff. Too many hits and you’re going to be an astronaut.”
Wesley Crane grabs the vape pen and hits it a couple of times. He exhales slowly.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What. The. Fuuuuck?!?! What’s in this stuff?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Well, if we’re getting technical, Bruce Banner primarily features the terpene Myrcene, which offers refreshing lemongrass and pine aroma complimented by floral and sweet flavors.”
Everyone stops what they’re doing and looks at Nic, who has a “what?” look on his face.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Well alrighty then. Anyone know where Katie is?”
Henderson speaks up.
Henderson: “She had post match interviews to do. She said she was going to come here last to get a few words with you.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Preston?”
Preston Andre Reese is standing at the bar, enjoying a stiff drink of his own. He pours another whiskey and walks over to Wesley Crane. He hands Wesley the glass of whiskey. They clink glasses together and both take a sip from their drinks.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “My dude!”
Preston Andre Reese: “To ending the careers of The Brothers Gluck!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m proud of you, Preston. Since joining me in WUK, you’ve made one hell of a name for yourself, and there’s no doubt in my mind that you’ll regain the WUK Commonwealth Championship… and Rage & Cage, it’s time for you boys to bring those WUK World Tag Team Championship Belts back to the High Rollers Club.”
Wesley Rage: “You’re damn right it’s time. Those belts are coming back to the team that rightfully deserves them.”
Carl pulls out a needle. “The High Roller” leans back a little, giving the medical staff a dirty look.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What in the fuck are you planning on doing with that?”
Medical Staff, Carl: “It’s a shot that’ll numb your wound. Then we can get it closed up and bandage you up. After that, we’ll leave you alone, I promise. You just gotta let me clean up the worst gashes.”
Wesley Crane looks annoyed, but also seems to understand. He leans forward again and lets Carl give him the shot in the head. Carl flicks next to the wound.
Medical Staff, Carl: “You feel that?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Feel what?”
Medical Staff, Carl: “Good! We can start.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “We going with stitches or staples?”
Medical Staff, Carl: “Do you have a preference?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Do you have any of those dissolving stitches?”
Medical Staff, Carl: “Sure do.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Let’s go with those.”
Carl starts stitching up The High Roller. The door opens and in walks SZK and Katie Moss. Katie looks a little annoyed.
Katie Moss: “You wanna tell your goon that I don’t need permission to be in here.”
Wesley Crane looks at SZK.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Thank you for your help, but Katie’s all good here.”
SZK nods and then walks back to the locker room door to keep a lookout with Warrick. Back inside, Katie walks over to Wesley and gives him a little kiss on top of his blood stained head.
Katie Moss: “You seem to be in good spirits.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Let me introduce you to someone special to me. She’s not my Naomi, but she’s a good friend of Naomi.”
Wesley lifts up his new Two Kingdoms Championship.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Let me introduce you to Candi. Isn’t she a beauty?
Katie rolls her eyes.
Katie Moss: “Yeah, she’s something.”
Wesley gives the championship a kiss and then places it down on his lap. He takes another sip from his glass of whiskey and then looks in the direction of Katie, all while trying to hold still enough for Carl to do his job.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, you have a job to do. Ask your questions.”
Katie Moss: “How are you feeling after a brutal hardcore battle royal? That match was an instant classic… but your body took a beating. How are you feeling?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m a little sore, but I’m on cloud nine, baybay!”
Katie Moss: “What’s your next move?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Well, the greatest Two Kingdoms Champion is going to focus on War Games. I’m going to take out Dominicus and his clan… then I am moving onto the Elimination Chamber where I’m going to take back my precious Naomi. Kasper Van Zant and I have unfinished business as well, that’ll be dealt with.”
Katie Moss: “So you seem like you’re going to be busy. Any idea who your first Two Kingdoms opponent will be?”
“The High Rollers” Wesley Crane: “I don’t know who it will be, but it doesn’t matter. The end result is the same. I keep Candi safe and sound in my hands and around my waist.”
Katie Moss: “I gotta ask, why Candi? I mean, the WUK World Championship is named Naomi because it’s your favorite girl name…”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Yeah it is. Spell that shit backwards and it spells ‘I MOAN”... Candi is a special name for me as well. Candi is the name of the first stripper I ever nailed.”
Katie rolls her eyes.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You never forget your first stripper.”
Katie Moss: “Alright, enough of that. Last question… you got any plans later?”
Katie winks at Wesley who gives her a little grin.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Yeah, my plans include getting the fuck out of this god awful place and then you, me and Candi have some important matters to attend to.”
Katie Moss: “Oh yeah?”
Katie smiles as the camera fades out.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Is this really needed Carl?”
Medical Staff, Carl: “I’m sorry Wes-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Are we friends?”
Medical Staff, Carl: “Um, no, we’re not.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Then why are you calling me by my first name? You’ve got two options. You can call me Mr. Crane or you can call me ‘Champ’...”
Medical Staff, Carl: “I’m sorry, Mr. Cran-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Ya know what, I changed my mind. You can call me ‘Champ’... I think that’s fitting.”
Medical Staff, Carl: “Okay, Champ.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Yuck, I changed my mind. You should probably call me ‘Mr. Crane’...”
Medical Staff, Carl: “Alright, Mr. Crane. Let me clean up this gash on your forehead and then I need to check out the gashes to your arms, back and rib area.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You’re going to need to hurry the fuck up. I have a celebration to attend to.”
Medical Staff, Carl: “This shouldn’t take too long.”
“The High Roller” looks in the direction of Rage & Cage.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Boys, good job as always. There aren’t enough words to describe just how proud I am of you both. Wes Rage, you stepped up and helped me win this Two Kingdoms Championship… and Nic, what would I do without my little stoner? Speaking of that, whatcha smoking in that vape pen today?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Today we have a special strain called Bruce Banner.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Bruce Banner, eh? Let me try that out!”
Nicholas “Honest: Cage: “Much like the Cheech and Chong Drooler, be careful with this stuff. Too many hits and you’re going to be an astronaut.”
Wesley Crane grabs the vape pen and hits it a couple of times. He exhales slowly.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What. The. Fuuuuck?!?! What’s in this stuff?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Well, if we’re getting technical, Bruce Banner primarily features the terpene Myrcene, which offers refreshing lemongrass and pine aroma complimented by floral and sweet flavors.”
Everyone stops what they’re doing and looks at Nic, who has a “what?” look on his face.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Well alrighty then. Anyone know where Katie is?”
Henderson speaks up.
Henderson: “She had post match interviews to do. She said she was going to come here last to get a few words with you.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Preston?”
Preston Andre Reese is standing at the bar, enjoying a stiff drink of his own. He pours another whiskey and walks over to Wesley Crane. He hands Wesley the glass of whiskey. They clink glasses together and both take a sip from their drinks.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “My dude!”
Preston Andre Reese: “To ending the careers of The Brothers Gluck!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m proud of you, Preston. Since joining me in WUK, you’ve made one hell of a name for yourself, and there’s no doubt in my mind that you’ll regain the WUK Commonwealth Championship… and Rage & Cage, it’s time for you boys to bring those WUK World Tag Team Championship Belts back to the High Rollers Club.”
Wesley Rage: “You’re damn right it’s time. Those belts are coming back to the team that rightfully deserves them.”
Carl pulls out a needle. “The High Roller” leans back a little, giving the medical staff a dirty look.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What in the fuck are you planning on doing with that?”
Medical Staff, Carl: “It’s a shot that’ll numb your wound. Then we can get it closed up and bandage you up. After that, we’ll leave you alone, I promise. You just gotta let me clean up the worst gashes.”
Wesley Crane looks annoyed, but also seems to understand. He leans forward again and lets Carl give him the shot in the head. Carl flicks next to the wound.
Medical Staff, Carl: “You feel that?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Feel what?”
Medical Staff, Carl: “Good! We can start.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “We going with stitches or staples?”
Medical Staff, Carl: “Do you have a preference?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Do you have any of those dissolving stitches?”
Medical Staff, Carl: “Sure do.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Let’s go with those.”
Carl starts stitching up The High Roller. The door opens and in walks SZK and Katie Moss. Katie looks a little annoyed.
Katie Moss: “You wanna tell your goon that I don’t need permission to be in here.”
Wesley Crane looks at SZK.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Thank you for your help, but Katie’s all good here.”
SZK nods and then walks back to the locker room door to keep a lookout with Warrick. Back inside, Katie walks over to Wesley and gives him a little kiss on top of his blood stained head.
Katie Moss: “You seem to be in good spirits.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Let me introduce you to someone special to me. She’s not my Naomi, but she’s a good friend of Naomi.”
Wesley lifts up his new Two Kingdoms Championship.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Let me introduce you to Candi. Isn’t she a beauty?
Katie rolls her eyes.
Katie Moss: “Yeah, she’s something.”
Wesley gives the championship a kiss and then places it down on his lap. He takes another sip from his glass of whiskey and then looks in the direction of Katie, all while trying to hold still enough for Carl to do his job.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, you have a job to do. Ask your questions.”
Katie Moss: “How are you feeling after a brutal hardcore battle royal? That match was an instant classic… but your body took a beating. How are you feeling?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m a little sore, but I’m on cloud nine, baybay!”
Katie Moss: “What’s your next move?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Well, the greatest Two Kingdoms Champion is going to focus on War Games. I’m going to take out Dominicus and his clan… then I am moving onto the Elimination Chamber where I’m going to take back my precious Naomi. Kasper Van Zant and I have unfinished business as well, that’ll be dealt with.”
Katie Moss: “So you seem like you’re going to be busy. Any idea who your first Two Kingdoms opponent will be?”
“The High Rollers” Wesley Crane: “I don’t know who it will be, but it doesn’t matter. The end result is the same. I keep Candi safe and sound in my hands and around my waist.”
Katie Moss: “I gotta ask, why Candi? I mean, the WUK World Championship is named Naomi because it’s your favorite girl name…”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Yeah it is. Spell that shit backwards and it spells ‘I MOAN”... Candi is a special name for me as well. Candi is the name of the first stripper I ever nailed.”
Katie rolls her eyes.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You never forget your first stripper.”
Katie Moss: “Alright, enough of that. Last question… you got any plans later?”
Katie winks at Wesley who gives her a little grin.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Yeah, my plans include getting the fuck out of this god awful place and then you, me and Candi have some important matters to attend to.”
Katie Moss: “Oh yeah?”
Katie smiles as the camera fades out.
