Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 2, 2017 11:07:51 GMT -5
*The arena dims, and "Suffocate" by Cold, starts to assault the PA System. Out steps Kris, in his signature chain mail trench coat. Tylene & Sable follow Kris, and they stand behind him on the stage. Kris then takes both Sable & Tylene's arms and then heads to the ring. Kris jumps up into the ring, while Tylene & Sable walk up the steps. Inside the ring, Kris out stretches his arms, and Sable & Tylene both grab an arm of the chain mail coat, and slowly take it off Kris' picture perfect body. Kris then raises his arms above his head. Tylene and Sable then reach around and begin to grope Kris as the music cuts.*
Carlos: Welcome to Gastro everybody! And what a way to start off the show, with Kris Pain coming down to the ring with two lovely ladies.
Ishnari: Sorry mate I don't go for cyborgs meself. Must be a British thing.
*The area goes black, and "Beginning of the End by Spineshank hits, when it gets to the main rift, blue pyro goes off starting from the end of the ramp, and comes all the way up to the top. Kal comes from behind the curtain, and makes his way to the ring. He rolls in and raises a single first into the air and pyro goes off behind him. He then walks over to the far turnbuckle and climbs onto the second rope, and raises both fists.*
Carlos: Kal Grayson is out here trying to get his first win here in the XHF
Ishnari: No disrespect to his opponent but he's more than capable of getting it tonight. Everything's in the right place with the guy.
The Woman Killer Kris Pain w/Sable and Tylene Buck vs. Kal Grayson
Kris Pain helps both of his managers to the outside, as Kal Grayson stands in the corner, watching all this. Pain grins at the two, and then turns to Kal Grayson. The two walk up to the center of the ring, and Kris Pain begins to say something to Grayson. Grayson seems unimpressed by all this which angers Pain, as he strikes Grayson with a slap to the face! Kal Grayson shakes his head while laughing, and then knocks Kris Pain down hard with a right hand! Pain gets back up, but is shoved against the ropes by Grayson. Grayson grabs his arm and whips Kris Pain into the ropes, and leaps up and knocks Grayson down hard with a flying forearm, causing Kris Pain to go to the outside and regroup. Tylene and Sable check up on Kris Pain, as he stares at Kal Grayson. Grayson taunts for Pain to go into the ring, as Kris Pain slowly climbs up the apron. Pain tells the referee to get Grayson to back off, as he does. Grayson screams at Pain to fight, as Kris Pain slowly walks into the ring. Kris Pain tells the referee to move away and he does, and walks up to Grayson with a tie-up. Grayson grabs Pain into a headlock, but Pain pushes Grayson to the ropes, but quickly knocked down with a clothesline. Grayson runs to the ropes and leaps up going for a Legdrop, but Pain moves out of the way and Kal Grayson is in a sitting position. Kris Pain gets up before Kal Grayson and is able to get a huge kick to the chest, taking Grayson down. Kris Pain makes the cover, but Grayson kicks out.
Carlos: Damn, a kick like that could knock all the air out of any man.
Ishnari: Yeah unless a kick is to the head the crowd rarely responds but you hit the right spot in the middle and you have a suffering opponent.
Kris Pain sits Grayson up and wraps his arm around his neck trying to apply a sleeper hold, but Grayson wont let Pain get it fully in. Grayson pushes himself to his feet and elbows Kris Pain off and then running to the ropes. Grayson ducks a clothesline attempt from Pain, and when Pain turns around Kal Grayson lifts him up and hits a picture perfect spinebuster! Grayson grabs the legs of Pain and goes for a sharpshooter, but Kris Pain reverses it into a small package. Kal Grayson kicks out before the count of three, and both men get up to their feet. Grayson goes for a clothesline but Pain ducks and Graysons back is turned to him, and Pain grabs him. Pain lifts Grayson up for a backdrop but holds him up there, and drops him with his crouch area crashing into the top rope! Kal Grayson is obviously in pain, and Kris Pain clotheslines him, sending him crashing onto the apron and then down to the floor. Kris Pain slowly walks through the middle rope to the outside, mocking the crowd and Kal Grayson. Grayson is crawling away from Pain when he is grabbed, and pulled up to his feet. Kris Pain shows his strength as he lifts Kal Grayson over his head for a gorilla press slam. Pain holds the lighter Grayson up in the air and looks at the crowd, but throws him up, causing Grayson to crash face first into the railing!
Carlos: Damn! That HAS to hurt.
Ishnari: Weve got a good war going here. Nothing too technical but the willpower is there.
Kal Grayson holds his face from the impact, as Kris Pain is talking to some ladies in the front row. Kris Pain seems too occupied with the women in the front row that the referee has to come out and try to break this up. While this is all happening though Tylene Buck and Sable slowly stalks Kal Grayson from behind, and once he is all the way to his feet they both grab him and toss him into the ring steps!
Carlos: Well like I said on Pyro, having a manager is a HUGE advantage, and having two is just a even bigger one.
Ishnari: That's a referee cock up right there. It isn't the referee's job to keep the crowd away. If he had a problem with it he was well within his right to interpret Pain's actions as evading competition and therefore forfeiting the match.
Grayson hits the steps hard and the two ladies scatter away from the scene, as Kris Pain finally turns his attention back to his opponent. Kris Pain walks up to Grayson and lifts him up to his feet, and rolls him into the ring. Pain follows and covers his opponent, but Grayson kicks out before the count of three. Kris Pain stands up and stomps on Kal Grayson, but then lifts him up to his feet. Pain applies a front facelock to Grayson, and then throws his arm to the back of his neck. Pain grabs the tights of Grayson and lifts him up for a suplex, but drops him down into the mat with a brainbuster! Kris Pain sits up next to Kal Grayson and just looks down at him and smiles, but climbs up to his feet.
Carlos: Why didnt Pain go for the cover? Horrible move from Kris Pain.
Ishnari: You gotta see where he's going with this first. A cover would add pressure but suck up time.
Kris Pain climbs up to the second rope and turns around, back to the crowd facing Kal Grayson. Grayson slowly begins to climb to his feet, still feeling effects from the brainbuster. Grayson is finally up to his feet and Pain leaps going for a Blockbuster, but at the last second Grayson moves out of the way, causing Pain to crash into the mat. Kris Pain begins to climb up to his feet holding his back, and when he turns around to Grayson, Grayson hits the Superkick! Grayson covers Kris Pain, 1-2-3! Kris Pain gets a shoulder up, but its too late!
Winner: Kal Grayson
Carlos: He went for a Blockbuster but it blew up in his face! Grayson picks up his first win!
Ishnari: Another win picked up using the infamous Plan B!
Kal Grayson rolls out of the ring and runs to the back, as Kris Pain stands up in a tantrum, getting into the face of the referee. The two begin to argue, as Sable and Tylene Buck slowly enter the ring. They grab onto Kris Pain trying to pull him back, but he suddenly kicks the referee in the stomach! The referee falls to his knees holding his stomach and Kris Pain begins to assault the referee, lifting him up bent over between Pains legs. Pain lifts the referee up onto his shoulder and slides him down in crucifix position, but then hits a Pain Breaker! Kris Pain stands up and screams down at the referee for costing him the match, before heading to the back with Sable and Tylene Buck.
Carlos: OhPain is gonna have to pay for that.
Ishnari: The XHF has no official rules preventing the attack of match officials before and after matches. It's a good thing that the US government does then!
*A slow, quiet chiming noise is heard, like wind chimes, as an image of water slowly dripping down the Xtreme Tron screens is shown. Suddenly, the guitar chords of Underdose by Inme hits the PA system, and the white background turns to dark purple, the water turns to blood red. A silhouette of a woman is seen walking closer to the water on the screens, then just as her whole body is in it's best view, a huge bang is emitted and a white purple that fades to purple before disappearing, with Dagger on center stage as the singing begins. She walks down the ramp and gets into the ring.*
Carlos: And here comes Dagger, going for her first ever XHF title. I think she has a good chance, I mean she has beaten almost everybody that she has faced.
Ishnari: Ill pay good money for her to beat me.
Carlos: Me too my friendme too.
*Ima Dreamer hits as Elizabeth walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE FIRE STILL BURNS, APOLLYON LIVES, YOUR DECIMATION IS AT HAND, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!!!. A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and Numb blasts over the PA and Apollyon walks out wearing a black towel over his head and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Elizabeth and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Elizabeth takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Elizabeth stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title as flames shoot out of the four turnbuckle posts.*
Carlos: But this man is nothing like anything shes faced. I mean, this guy has literally DIED before.
Ishnari: I've never been in the ring with a guy who has died before. Dying might even have weakened him.
XHF Phoenix Championship match
Dagger vs. Apollyon
*Apollyon starts by charging at Dagger but Dagger cartwheels to the side and hits a swift kick to the back. Appy turns around into a dropkick to the head. He stands up and catches her foot coming for a rib kick. He lifts her into a clinching slam. Dagger bounces off the mat and rolls to the corner. Appy charges as she stands. She uses the ropes to elevate over him. He hits the turnbuckle and gets rolled up with a victory roll. He kicks out before even one. He moves to his feet and hits Dagger with a massive clothesline. Dagger grabs her head on the mat.*
Carlos: And this is where the size advantage comes in.
Ishnari: It's not just size, it's strength and it's build.
*Apollyon laughs and starts taunting her. He lifts her by her neck and holds her in the air taunting her that he owns her before receiving a hard kick to the shin. He drops her and grabs his leg and then receives a hurricanrana. Apollyon rolls to his feet and tries a clothesline but Dagger ducks and hits a spinning sidekick to the back of his head then a sliding dropkick to the back of his left knee.*
Carlos: Apollyon has the size, but Dagger has the speed, so this is closer than one would think.
Ishnari: Hopefully she's got more than that.
*Appy holds his leg on the ground. Dagger starts stomping it. She locks in a half crab clutching the left leg. Appy quickly grabs for the ropes. After about 3 seconds he gets them. Dagger breaks the hold but lifts the left knee and slams it into the mat. She then drops a leg drop on it. Appy is hurt. Dagger goes off the ropes for a lionsault but Appy rolls out of the ring and she crashes to the mat hard. Apollyon rolls back into the ring. He slowly stands as Dagger pushes herself off the mat. He uses his injured leg to kick as he punts her in the gut. He now stomps her before she grabs the injured leg and rolls sending him face first into the turnbuckle. He bounces off into a roll up. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Dagger hops to her feet as Apollyon is slow to stand. She sends a VERY hard roundhouse kick Tajiri-style into his face and he falls over and grabs it. She goes up top and taunts. She waits for him to stand and leaps for a dropkick but he throws the ref in the way.*
Carlos: And Apollyon throws the referee in front of Dagger! What a cheap move!
Ishnari: Ding ding it's over. Apollyon forfeits the match by handling the referee Dagger is a champion!
*He rolls out of the ring as Dagger checks the ref. She turns around and Appy tosses the belt to her and hits a big boot sending it to her head. Dagger falls over almost out cold and bleeding. Apollyon taunts her. He picks her up and smacks her over the head with the belt again. He slides the belt away and wakes the ref. Dagger is obviously out cold and is bleeding badly but Apollyon laughs and drags her to the corner. He taunts to the crowd for a few seconds before dropping her with a Super Darkside Bomb. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3*
Winner and still XHF Phoenix Champion: Apollyon
Carlos: Dammit! I cant believe that Dagger was just robbed out of the XHF Phoenix Title! I demand a rematch for this wrongdoing! Two referee cock-ups in one freaking night!
Ishnari: You can't deny it. Apollyon stole life from the hands of death and he's stolen a victory here too.
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes, Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. Around his waist is his title belt. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The XtremeTron begins showing a clip from the music video of Headstrong. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, shades, and title and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Ishnari: So, uh, a Brick House match...
Carlos: Yeah...um...yay?
Ishnari: It could be yay. It's up to these guys to give us a show.
"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.
Carlos: Matches like these ARE Hardcore Harry. He's my pick.
Brick house Match
Death Trap vs. Hardcore Harry
Hardcore Harry steps forward with arms outstretched buts eats an elbow to the face. A right hand from Death Trap downs Harry, who gets straight up into another. Death Trap jumps onto Harry with a choking side headlock.
Ishnari: I like that. With a choke like that he could KILL Harry but it's allowed in the rules of this match up.
Carlos: Hardcore!
Hardcore Harry's body falls down to the floor out of the sack, and the bricks follow falling onto Harry's head in an almost comical fashion. The sight of the blood on Harry's face almost makes Death Trap pause, but he follows up by shoving his opponent to the outside. Death Trap follows him, sees that Harry is not moving and then moves to another corner. He reaches into the second sack and takes all three bricks from it. He then unties the sack from the ring post. The nearby crowd lean over the security wall to see what is happening and their questions are answered when Death Trap gets up swinging the sack containing the bricks restricted to the end by the piece of rope. Harry charges in on him with a forearm to the back. Death Trap turns angrily and starts to fire right hands back, but a low blow cuts him off. Harry moves straight for the improvised weapon, and after a second leaning against the ring nursing his head he swings the brick sack into Death Trap's spine. A second swing leaves Death Trap squirming on the ground. Harry applies a choking side headlock back on to Death Trap, and uses it to drag him to the brick wall. Once there, Death Trap is slammed shoulder first into the wall. Harry wraps his hand around Death Trap's neck and pins him upright against the wall. Hardcore Harry lets go, shows a snarl and hits a big boot straight to DT's head! There is an indentation in the wall but he has not gone through.
Ishnari: How is his head not cracked?
Carlos: I have no clue Mr. Ish, but Harry has the chance to win me fifty bucks. Do I have a gambling problem?
Ishnari: I think many think of it as gambling having a Carlos problem.
Death Trap stumbles away and around the now unsteady wall. A disturbance is seen in the crowd and Diamond emerges! He runs past the ramp using the wall as cover handing a brick from the wall into Death Trap's hand. Death Trap stumbles back around to the ring side of the wall and is immediately hit in the stomach with the brick sack. Harry stands over him and lifts him up by the neck for the running choke bomb. He leaves Death Trap hanging for a while in revenge for the choking earlier. As he starts to run towards the wall Death Trap strikes Harry's head with a concealed crick. Harry stumbles towards the wall holding the re-opened wounds on his face. Death Trap climbs up on the ring apron and launches himself with a missile dropkick, sending Harry through the wall in a scattering of bricks!
Winner: Death Trap
Carlos: Dammit! I lose my money again!
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
Carlos: Well Mr. Ish...tonight's your shot.
*Jamiroquais Journey to Arnhemland starts to play, and Ishnari emerges once the track steps up a gear. When the ring announcer calls out his name, Ishnari raises a single arm as he walks down the ramp while being showered from both sides with water and streamers. He travels straight into the center of the ring and allows the referee to check his person for foreign objects.*
Carlos: Good luck Ish! Be the first commentator to bring home a XHF Title.
King: HOWDY!
Carlos: AH! Stop doing that shit.
King: Sorry.
XHF European Championship
Kanyon vs. Ishnari
*Kanyon and Ishnari begin circling around the ring, with Kanyon rushing forward, locking in a headlock. Ishnari pushes Kanyon into the ropes, as he comes back, Ishnari does a leapfrog, over Kanyon, spinning around, he is knocked back down from a clothesline from Kanyon. Kanyon looks down at Ishnari, and then runs against the ropes, with Ishnari rolling over, with Kanyon jumping over him, Ishnari gets to his feet, and attempts a dropkick, but Kanyon grabs the ropes, holding himself back. Kanyon walks over carelessly, and as he bends over, grabbing the head of Ishnari, Ishnari rolls him up in a small package, the referee running over counting. 1...... 2...... KICKOUT! Kanyon slowly gets up frustrated at Ishnari, as he jumps up, hitting a dropkick, sending Kanyon back down against the mat. Kanyon again gets up, groggy, and attempts a clothesline, but Ishnari ducks it, and lands hitting a Crucifix Pin on Kanyon, pinning 1..... 2.... Another kick out!*
King: Ishnari really wants this!
Carlos: Yeah!
*Ishnari is slow to get up this time, as Kanyon gets a cheap shot on him, raking him in the eyes.*
King: That's the Kanyon we know!
Carlos: Yeah. A cheater!
Kanyon taunts the crowd, quickly kneeing Ishnari in the mid-section, and beginning to lift him for a piledriver. Ishnari pulls back though, and almost toss Kanyon over his shoulders, as Kanyon forearms Ishnari in the lower back. Quickly lifting him, he hits the Piledriver, and gets to his feet, laughing at Ishnari. Posing in the ring, he shouts out "Who Betta Than Kanyon?" as the crowd boo's, answering him with "Everybody!" Ishnari gets up, on one knee, with Kanyon turning around, throwing Ishnari back down on the mat. Lifting Ishnari up, he locks in another headlock, as he smiles in the ring, at the crowd. With some momentum, Ishnari lifts Kanyon, hitting a backdrop. Kanyon looking shocked, he gets to his feet again, and pushed to the ropes, and Ishnari uses an Irish whip, as Kanyon bounces off the ropes. As Kanyon comes back, Ishnari attempts a Hurricanrana, but is over-powered, and Kanyon catches him, slamming him down with a Powerbomb, pinning him 1.... 2..... Ishnari just gets his left shoulder up!
Carlos: Ishnari able to kick out from those power moves.
*Kanyon quickly gets to his feet, and starts stomping on Ishnari who is on the mat, rolling to the ropes. Ishnari rolls back, and try to roll Kanyon in another Small Package, but Kanyon brings Ishnari up with force, slamming his shoulder into Ishnari, into the turnbuckle.*
King: Go Kanyon!
Carlos: I don't believe it.
*Kanyon taunts the crowd, as Ishnari comes back with hard right hands, knocking Kanyon back into the middle of the ring, with Kanyon using a rake to the eyes. Pushing him back into the turnbuckle, he begins using a chokehold, as the referee begins his 5-count, 1....2....3....4... Kanyon lets go. Ishnari comes out, with a cheap shot of his own, kicking Kanyon in the groin, as he stumbles to the middle of the ring, and Ishnari runs up, hitting an Enziguri, and then climbs the top-rope. Signaling for a moonsault, Kanyon gets to his feet, pushing Ishnari out, with him hitting the barricade. Rolling out of the ring, he grabs Ishnari by the head, hitting it across the barricade again. Dragging him over to the commentator table, he throws Ishnari into the ring, and folds up a chair, sliding in the ring. As he attempts to smash the chair across Ishnari's back, but the referee stops him, and begins to slide the chair out of the ring. As the referee does not look, Kanyon grabs something from the apron quickly, Ishnari attempting a clothesline, the Championship belt, hits the head of Ishnari, in the middle of the ring. Tossing it to the side, he pins him, 1..... 2..... KICKOUT!!!*
King: My god!
Carlos: How did he do it!
*Kanyon begins getting a temper, as Ishnari tries to get to his feet. Kanyon tries to punch Ishnari, as he grabs his arm, and reverses the punch. Kanyon attempts again, only for Ishnari to punch him back again.*
Carlos: What is giving Ishnari the power to continue?!
*Kanyon runs for a clothesline, as Ishnari ducks, and hits a dropkick, both men now knocked out on the mat.*
King: No!
Carlos: Both men are out cold!
1....
2....
*Kanyon begins pulling himself to his feet*
3....
4....
5....
*Kanyon reaches the ropes, trying to pull himself up quickly, with Ishnari grabbing the top-rope.*
6....
7....
8....
9....
*Both men now get to their feet, as Ishnari uses his left hand, throwing Kanyon back a bit, hitting the ropes, he bounces back, and Ishnari hits another dropkick. Quickly crawling to the turnbuckle, he pulls himself up, and rests on the top-rope, waiting for Kanyon to get up. As he gets to his feet, he quickly runs up and, uses a top-rope superplex, sending both men back down to the mat. Ishnari gets up again, with Kanyon coming from behind, hitting the Kanyon Cutter. Trying to roll over, and pin Ishnari, he manages to throw his arm over Ishnari, pinning, 1.... 2.... KICKOUT!!*
Carlos: I... I don't believe it!
King: Neither do I!
Carlos: He keeps getting up!
King: Kanyon has gotta end him soon!
*Ishnari gets up, with Kanyon getting angry with the referee, yelling at him. Kanyon turns around, getting hit by a Superkick. Ishnari drags Kanyon to his feet, and puts him on the third-rope, motioning for the Floatover Superplex. As he attempts to lift him, Kanyon pushes him back, holding onto the legs. Kanyon sits down on the top-rope, and Ishnari goes in between the first, and second turnbuckle, as Kanyon locks in the Boston Crab, with Ishnari on the ropes though, the ref starts the 5 count. 1.... 2...... 3...... 4...... Kanyon lets go, rolling off the top-rope, and by the apron. With Kanyon on the outside of the apron, Ishnari gets to his feet, and with an adrenaline rush, he dives onto the 2nd turnbuckle, and jumps off, hitting a Missile Dropkick on Kanyon, as he goes back, hitting the barricade. Ishnari out cold in the ring, and Kanyon pulling himself, slowly to his feet on the outside, the referee confused whom to count-out. Kanyon crawls over to where the European title is on the outside of the ring. Walking over to the time-keeper, he grabs the time-keeper's chair, and slides it in the ring, going back to where he put the belt, he picks it up, and as Ishnari gets up, he gets ready to swing it, but the referee again grabs the belt, waiting for the time-keeper to come up, Kanyon grabs the steel chair, and looks at Ishnari, getting ready to smash it across Ishnari's forehead. Ishnari hits a Superkick onto the chair, as the chair crashes into the skull of Kanyon, and he lays unconscious on the mat.*
Carlos: It backfired!
King: Ishnari is a cheater!
Carlos: Kanyon brought in the chair.
King: But Ishnari used it! That's what counts!
Ishnari slides the steel chair out of the ring, as the referee is just turning around, seeing Ishnari hook the leg of Kanyon, pinning 1.... 2.... The referee notices something. The steel chair outside the ring, he looks at it, and begins shouting at Ishnari, with a look of anger on Ishnari's face. As the referee shakes his head, he has no evidence Ishnari used the chair, and begins handing it to the announcer, as Kanyon is slowly climbing up to his feet. Ishnari grabs Kanyon in a front facelock and hits a DDT, slamming Kanyons head against the mat. Ishnari doesnt release the hold though, as he turns around and applies a Guillotine Choke! Kanyon begins tapping, but the referee is too distracted with the steel chair! Ishnari releases the hold and turns to the referee and begins shouting at him, as Kanyon slowly begins climbing to his feet. Ishnari turns around and runs for a clothesline, but Kanyon catches him and hits the Flatliner! Kanyon hooks the leg and the referee slides into the ring, 1-2-3!
Winner, and still the XHF European Champion: Kanyon
Carlos: Dammit! Ishnari was just screwed out of the European Championship!
King: Nobody is betta than Kanyon, NOBODY!
Carlos: Welcome to Gastro everybody! And what a way to start off the show, with Kris Pain coming down to the ring with two lovely ladies.
Ishnari: Sorry mate I don't go for cyborgs meself. Must be a British thing.
*The area goes black, and "Beginning of the End by Spineshank hits, when it gets to the main rift, blue pyro goes off starting from the end of the ramp, and comes all the way up to the top. Kal comes from behind the curtain, and makes his way to the ring. He rolls in and raises a single first into the air and pyro goes off behind him. He then walks over to the far turnbuckle and climbs onto the second rope, and raises both fists.*
Carlos: Kal Grayson is out here trying to get his first win here in the XHF
Ishnari: No disrespect to his opponent but he's more than capable of getting it tonight. Everything's in the right place with the guy.
The Woman Killer Kris Pain w/Sable and Tylene Buck vs. Kal Grayson
Kris Pain helps both of his managers to the outside, as Kal Grayson stands in the corner, watching all this. Pain grins at the two, and then turns to Kal Grayson. The two walk up to the center of the ring, and Kris Pain begins to say something to Grayson. Grayson seems unimpressed by all this which angers Pain, as he strikes Grayson with a slap to the face! Kal Grayson shakes his head while laughing, and then knocks Kris Pain down hard with a right hand! Pain gets back up, but is shoved against the ropes by Grayson. Grayson grabs his arm and whips Kris Pain into the ropes, and leaps up and knocks Grayson down hard with a flying forearm, causing Kris Pain to go to the outside and regroup. Tylene and Sable check up on Kris Pain, as he stares at Kal Grayson. Grayson taunts for Pain to go into the ring, as Kris Pain slowly climbs up the apron. Pain tells the referee to get Grayson to back off, as he does. Grayson screams at Pain to fight, as Kris Pain slowly walks into the ring. Kris Pain tells the referee to move away and he does, and walks up to Grayson with a tie-up. Grayson grabs Pain into a headlock, but Pain pushes Grayson to the ropes, but quickly knocked down with a clothesline. Grayson runs to the ropes and leaps up going for a Legdrop, but Pain moves out of the way and Kal Grayson is in a sitting position. Kris Pain gets up before Kal Grayson and is able to get a huge kick to the chest, taking Grayson down. Kris Pain makes the cover, but Grayson kicks out.
Carlos: Damn, a kick like that could knock all the air out of any man.
Ishnari: Yeah unless a kick is to the head the crowd rarely responds but you hit the right spot in the middle and you have a suffering opponent.
Kris Pain sits Grayson up and wraps his arm around his neck trying to apply a sleeper hold, but Grayson wont let Pain get it fully in. Grayson pushes himself to his feet and elbows Kris Pain off and then running to the ropes. Grayson ducks a clothesline attempt from Pain, and when Pain turns around Kal Grayson lifts him up and hits a picture perfect spinebuster! Grayson grabs the legs of Pain and goes for a sharpshooter, but Kris Pain reverses it into a small package. Kal Grayson kicks out before the count of three, and both men get up to their feet. Grayson goes for a clothesline but Pain ducks and Graysons back is turned to him, and Pain grabs him. Pain lifts Grayson up for a backdrop but holds him up there, and drops him with his crouch area crashing into the top rope! Kal Grayson is obviously in pain, and Kris Pain clotheslines him, sending him crashing onto the apron and then down to the floor. Kris Pain slowly walks through the middle rope to the outside, mocking the crowd and Kal Grayson. Grayson is crawling away from Pain when he is grabbed, and pulled up to his feet. Kris Pain shows his strength as he lifts Kal Grayson over his head for a gorilla press slam. Pain holds the lighter Grayson up in the air and looks at the crowd, but throws him up, causing Grayson to crash face first into the railing!
Carlos: Damn! That HAS to hurt.
Ishnari: Weve got a good war going here. Nothing too technical but the willpower is there.
Kal Grayson holds his face from the impact, as Kris Pain is talking to some ladies in the front row. Kris Pain seems too occupied with the women in the front row that the referee has to come out and try to break this up. While this is all happening though Tylene Buck and Sable slowly stalks Kal Grayson from behind, and once he is all the way to his feet they both grab him and toss him into the ring steps!
Carlos: Well like I said on Pyro, having a manager is a HUGE advantage, and having two is just a even bigger one.
Ishnari: That's a referee cock up right there. It isn't the referee's job to keep the crowd away. If he had a problem with it he was well within his right to interpret Pain's actions as evading competition and therefore forfeiting the match.
Grayson hits the steps hard and the two ladies scatter away from the scene, as Kris Pain finally turns his attention back to his opponent. Kris Pain walks up to Grayson and lifts him up to his feet, and rolls him into the ring. Pain follows and covers his opponent, but Grayson kicks out before the count of three. Kris Pain stands up and stomps on Kal Grayson, but then lifts him up to his feet. Pain applies a front facelock to Grayson, and then throws his arm to the back of his neck. Pain grabs the tights of Grayson and lifts him up for a suplex, but drops him down into the mat with a brainbuster! Kris Pain sits up next to Kal Grayson and just looks down at him and smiles, but climbs up to his feet.
Carlos: Why didnt Pain go for the cover? Horrible move from Kris Pain.
Ishnari: You gotta see where he's going with this first. A cover would add pressure but suck up time.
Kris Pain climbs up to the second rope and turns around, back to the crowd facing Kal Grayson. Grayson slowly begins to climb to his feet, still feeling effects from the brainbuster. Grayson is finally up to his feet and Pain leaps going for a Blockbuster, but at the last second Grayson moves out of the way, causing Pain to crash into the mat. Kris Pain begins to climb up to his feet holding his back, and when he turns around to Grayson, Grayson hits the Superkick! Grayson covers Kris Pain, 1-2-3! Kris Pain gets a shoulder up, but its too late!
Winner: Kal Grayson
Carlos: He went for a Blockbuster but it blew up in his face! Grayson picks up his first win!
Ishnari: Another win picked up using the infamous Plan B!
Kal Grayson rolls out of the ring and runs to the back, as Kris Pain stands up in a tantrum, getting into the face of the referee. The two begin to argue, as Sable and Tylene Buck slowly enter the ring. They grab onto Kris Pain trying to pull him back, but he suddenly kicks the referee in the stomach! The referee falls to his knees holding his stomach and Kris Pain begins to assault the referee, lifting him up bent over between Pains legs. Pain lifts the referee up onto his shoulder and slides him down in crucifix position, but then hits a Pain Breaker! Kris Pain stands up and screams down at the referee for costing him the match, before heading to the back with Sable and Tylene Buck.
Carlos: OhPain is gonna have to pay for that.
Ishnari: The XHF has no official rules preventing the attack of match officials before and after matches. It's a good thing that the US government does then!
*A slow, quiet chiming noise is heard, like wind chimes, as an image of water slowly dripping down the Xtreme Tron screens is shown. Suddenly, the guitar chords of Underdose by Inme hits the PA system, and the white background turns to dark purple, the water turns to blood red. A silhouette of a woman is seen walking closer to the water on the screens, then just as her whole body is in it's best view, a huge bang is emitted and a white purple that fades to purple before disappearing, with Dagger on center stage as the singing begins. She walks down the ramp and gets into the ring.*
Carlos: And here comes Dagger, going for her first ever XHF title. I think she has a good chance, I mean she has beaten almost everybody that she has faced.
Ishnari: Ill pay good money for her to beat me.
Carlos: Me too my friendme too.
*Ima Dreamer hits as Elizabeth walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE FIRE STILL BURNS, APOLLYON LIVES, YOUR DECIMATION IS AT HAND, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!!!. A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and Numb blasts over the PA and Apollyon walks out wearing a black towel over his head and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Elizabeth and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Elizabeth takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Elizabeth stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title as flames shoot out of the four turnbuckle posts.*
Carlos: But this man is nothing like anything shes faced. I mean, this guy has literally DIED before.
Ishnari: I've never been in the ring with a guy who has died before. Dying might even have weakened him.
XHF Phoenix Championship match
Dagger vs. Apollyon
*Apollyon starts by charging at Dagger but Dagger cartwheels to the side and hits a swift kick to the back. Appy turns around into a dropkick to the head. He stands up and catches her foot coming for a rib kick. He lifts her into a clinching slam. Dagger bounces off the mat and rolls to the corner. Appy charges as she stands. She uses the ropes to elevate over him. He hits the turnbuckle and gets rolled up with a victory roll. He kicks out before even one. He moves to his feet and hits Dagger with a massive clothesline. Dagger grabs her head on the mat.*
Carlos: And this is where the size advantage comes in.
Ishnari: It's not just size, it's strength and it's build.
*Apollyon laughs and starts taunting her. He lifts her by her neck and holds her in the air taunting her that he owns her before receiving a hard kick to the shin. He drops her and grabs his leg and then receives a hurricanrana. Apollyon rolls to his feet and tries a clothesline but Dagger ducks and hits a spinning sidekick to the back of his head then a sliding dropkick to the back of his left knee.*
Carlos: Apollyon has the size, but Dagger has the speed, so this is closer than one would think.
Ishnari: Hopefully she's got more than that.
*Appy holds his leg on the ground. Dagger starts stomping it. She locks in a half crab clutching the left leg. Appy quickly grabs for the ropes. After about 3 seconds he gets them. Dagger breaks the hold but lifts the left knee and slams it into the mat. She then drops a leg drop on it. Appy is hurt. Dagger goes off the ropes for a lionsault but Appy rolls out of the ring and she crashes to the mat hard. Apollyon rolls back into the ring. He slowly stands as Dagger pushes herself off the mat. He uses his injured leg to kick as he punts her in the gut. He now stomps her before she grabs the injured leg and rolls sending him face first into the turnbuckle. He bounces off into a roll up. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Dagger hops to her feet as Apollyon is slow to stand. She sends a VERY hard roundhouse kick Tajiri-style into his face and he falls over and grabs it. She goes up top and taunts. She waits for him to stand and leaps for a dropkick but he throws the ref in the way.*
Carlos: And Apollyon throws the referee in front of Dagger! What a cheap move!
Ishnari: Ding ding it's over. Apollyon forfeits the match by handling the referee Dagger is a champion!
*He rolls out of the ring as Dagger checks the ref. She turns around and Appy tosses the belt to her and hits a big boot sending it to her head. Dagger falls over almost out cold and bleeding. Apollyon taunts her. He picks her up and smacks her over the head with the belt again. He slides the belt away and wakes the ref. Dagger is obviously out cold and is bleeding badly but Apollyon laughs and drags her to the corner. He taunts to the crowd for a few seconds before dropping her with a Super Darkside Bomb. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3*
Winner and still XHF Phoenix Champion: Apollyon
Carlos: Dammit! I cant believe that Dagger was just robbed out of the XHF Phoenix Title! I demand a rematch for this wrongdoing! Two referee cock-ups in one freaking night!
Ishnari: You can't deny it. Apollyon stole life from the hands of death and he's stolen a victory here too.
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes, Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. Around his waist is his title belt. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The XtremeTron begins showing a clip from the music video of Headstrong. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, shades, and title and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Ishnari: So, uh, a Brick House match...
Carlos: Yeah...um...yay?
Ishnari: It could be yay. It's up to these guys to give us a show.
"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.
Carlos: Matches like these ARE Hardcore Harry. He's my pick.
Brick house Match
Death Trap vs. Hardcore Harry
Hardcore Harry steps forward with arms outstretched buts eats an elbow to the face. A right hand from Death Trap downs Harry, who gets straight up into another. Death Trap jumps onto Harry with a choking side headlock.
Ishnari: I like that. With a choke like that he could KILL Harry but it's allowed in the rules of this match up.
Carlos: Hardcore!
Hardcore Harry's body falls down to the floor out of the sack, and the bricks follow falling onto Harry's head in an almost comical fashion. The sight of the blood on Harry's face almost makes Death Trap pause, but he follows up by shoving his opponent to the outside. Death Trap follows him, sees that Harry is not moving and then moves to another corner. He reaches into the second sack and takes all three bricks from it. He then unties the sack from the ring post. The nearby crowd lean over the security wall to see what is happening and their questions are answered when Death Trap gets up swinging the sack containing the bricks restricted to the end by the piece of rope. Harry charges in on him with a forearm to the back. Death Trap turns angrily and starts to fire right hands back, but a low blow cuts him off. Harry moves straight for the improvised weapon, and after a second leaning against the ring nursing his head he swings the brick sack into Death Trap's spine. A second swing leaves Death Trap squirming on the ground. Harry applies a choking side headlock back on to Death Trap, and uses it to drag him to the brick wall. Once there, Death Trap is slammed shoulder first into the wall. Harry wraps his hand around Death Trap's neck and pins him upright against the wall. Hardcore Harry lets go, shows a snarl and hits a big boot straight to DT's head! There is an indentation in the wall but he has not gone through.
Ishnari: How is his head not cracked?
Carlos: I have no clue Mr. Ish, but Harry has the chance to win me fifty bucks. Do I have a gambling problem?
Ishnari: I think many think of it as gambling having a Carlos problem.
Death Trap stumbles away and around the now unsteady wall. A disturbance is seen in the crowd and Diamond emerges! He runs past the ramp using the wall as cover handing a brick from the wall into Death Trap's hand. Death Trap stumbles back around to the ring side of the wall and is immediately hit in the stomach with the brick sack. Harry stands over him and lifts him up by the neck for the running choke bomb. He leaves Death Trap hanging for a while in revenge for the choking earlier. As he starts to run towards the wall Death Trap strikes Harry's head with a concealed crick. Harry stumbles towards the wall holding the re-opened wounds on his face. Death Trap climbs up on the ring apron and launches himself with a missile dropkick, sending Harry through the wall in a scattering of bricks!
Winner: Death Trap
Carlos: Dammit! I lose my money again!
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
Carlos: Well Mr. Ish...tonight's your shot.
*Jamiroquais Journey to Arnhemland starts to play, and Ishnari emerges once the track steps up a gear. When the ring announcer calls out his name, Ishnari raises a single arm as he walks down the ramp while being showered from both sides with water and streamers. He travels straight into the center of the ring and allows the referee to check his person for foreign objects.*
Carlos: Good luck Ish! Be the first commentator to bring home a XHF Title.
King: HOWDY!
Carlos: AH! Stop doing that shit.
King: Sorry.
XHF European Championship
Kanyon vs. Ishnari
*Kanyon and Ishnari begin circling around the ring, with Kanyon rushing forward, locking in a headlock. Ishnari pushes Kanyon into the ropes, as he comes back, Ishnari does a leapfrog, over Kanyon, spinning around, he is knocked back down from a clothesline from Kanyon. Kanyon looks down at Ishnari, and then runs against the ropes, with Ishnari rolling over, with Kanyon jumping over him, Ishnari gets to his feet, and attempts a dropkick, but Kanyon grabs the ropes, holding himself back. Kanyon walks over carelessly, and as he bends over, grabbing the head of Ishnari, Ishnari rolls him up in a small package, the referee running over counting. 1...... 2...... KICKOUT! Kanyon slowly gets up frustrated at Ishnari, as he jumps up, hitting a dropkick, sending Kanyon back down against the mat. Kanyon again gets up, groggy, and attempts a clothesline, but Ishnari ducks it, and lands hitting a Crucifix Pin on Kanyon, pinning 1..... 2.... Another kick out!*
King: Ishnari really wants this!
Carlos: Yeah!
*Ishnari is slow to get up this time, as Kanyon gets a cheap shot on him, raking him in the eyes.*
King: That's the Kanyon we know!
Carlos: Yeah. A cheater!
Kanyon taunts the crowd, quickly kneeing Ishnari in the mid-section, and beginning to lift him for a piledriver. Ishnari pulls back though, and almost toss Kanyon over his shoulders, as Kanyon forearms Ishnari in the lower back. Quickly lifting him, he hits the Piledriver, and gets to his feet, laughing at Ishnari. Posing in the ring, he shouts out "Who Betta Than Kanyon?" as the crowd boo's, answering him with "Everybody!" Ishnari gets up, on one knee, with Kanyon turning around, throwing Ishnari back down on the mat. Lifting Ishnari up, he locks in another headlock, as he smiles in the ring, at the crowd. With some momentum, Ishnari lifts Kanyon, hitting a backdrop. Kanyon looking shocked, he gets to his feet again, and pushed to the ropes, and Ishnari uses an Irish whip, as Kanyon bounces off the ropes. As Kanyon comes back, Ishnari attempts a Hurricanrana, but is over-powered, and Kanyon catches him, slamming him down with a Powerbomb, pinning him 1.... 2..... Ishnari just gets his left shoulder up!
Carlos: Ishnari able to kick out from those power moves.
*Kanyon quickly gets to his feet, and starts stomping on Ishnari who is on the mat, rolling to the ropes. Ishnari rolls back, and try to roll Kanyon in another Small Package, but Kanyon brings Ishnari up with force, slamming his shoulder into Ishnari, into the turnbuckle.*
King: Go Kanyon!
Carlos: I don't believe it.
*Kanyon taunts the crowd, as Ishnari comes back with hard right hands, knocking Kanyon back into the middle of the ring, with Kanyon using a rake to the eyes. Pushing him back into the turnbuckle, he begins using a chokehold, as the referee begins his 5-count, 1....2....3....4... Kanyon lets go. Ishnari comes out, with a cheap shot of his own, kicking Kanyon in the groin, as he stumbles to the middle of the ring, and Ishnari runs up, hitting an Enziguri, and then climbs the top-rope. Signaling for a moonsault, Kanyon gets to his feet, pushing Ishnari out, with him hitting the barricade. Rolling out of the ring, he grabs Ishnari by the head, hitting it across the barricade again. Dragging him over to the commentator table, he throws Ishnari into the ring, and folds up a chair, sliding in the ring. As he attempts to smash the chair across Ishnari's back, but the referee stops him, and begins to slide the chair out of the ring. As the referee does not look, Kanyon grabs something from the apron quickly, Ishnari attempting a clothesline, the Championship belt, hits the head of Ishnari, in the middle of the ring. Tossing it to the side, he pins him, 1..... 2..... KICKOUT!!!*
King: My god!
Carlos: How did he do it!
*Kanyon begins getting a temper, as Ishnari tries to get to his feet. Kanyon tries to punch Ishnari, as he grabs his arm, and reverses the punch. Kanyon attempts again, only for Ishnari to punch him back again.*
Carlos: What is giving Ishnari the power to continue?!
*Kanyon runs for a clothesline, as Ishnari ducks, and hits a dropkick, both men now knocked out on the mat.*
King: No!
Carlos: Both men are out cold!
1....
2....
*Kanyon begins pulling himself to his feet*
3....
4....
5....
*Kanyon reaches the ropes, trying to pull himself up quickly, with Ishnari grabbing the top-rope.*
6....
7....
8....
9....
*Both men now get to their feet, as Ishnari uses his left hand, throwing Kanyon back a bit, hitting the ropes, he bounces back, and Ishnari hits another dropkick. Quickly crawling to the turnbuckle, he pulls himself up, and rests on the top-rope, waiting for Kanyon to get up. As he gets to his feet, he quickly runs up and, uses a top-rope superplex, sending both men back down to the mat. Ishnari gets up again, with Kanyon coming from behind, hitting the Kanyon Cutter. Trying to roll over, and pin Ishnari, he manages to throw his arm over Ishnari, pinning, 1.... 2.... KICKOUT!!*
Carlos: I... I don't believe it!
King: Neither do I!
Carlos: He keeps getting up!
King: Kanyon has gotta end him soon!
*Ishnari gets up, with Kanyon getting angry with the referee, yelling at him. Kanyon turns around, getting hit by a Superkick. Ishnari drags Kanyon to his feet, and puts him on the third-rope, motioning for the Floatover Superplex. As he attempts to lift him, Kanyon pushes him back, holding onto the legs. Kanyon sits down on the top-rope, and Ishnari goes in between the first, and second turnbuckle, as Kanyon locks in the Boston Crab, with Ishnari on the ropes though, the ref starts the 5 count. 1.... 2...... 3...... 4...... Kanyon lets go, rolling off the top-rope, and by the apron. With Kanyon on the outside of the apron, Ishnari gets to his feet, and with an adrenaline rush, he dives onto the 2nd turnbuckle, and jumps off, hitting a Missile Dropkick on Kanyon, as he goes back, hitting the barricade. Ishnari out cold in the ring, and Kanyon pulling himself, slowly to his feet on the outside, the referee confused whom to count-out. Kanyon crawls over to where the European title is on the outside of the ring. Walking over to the time-keeper, he grabs the time-keeper's chair, and slides it in the ring, going back to where he put the belt, he picks it up, and as Ishnari gets up, he gets ready to swing it, but the referee again grabs the belt, waiting for the time-keeper to come up, Kanyon grabs the steel chair, and looks at Ishnari, getting ready to smash it across Ishnari's forehead. Ishnari hits a Superkick onto the chair, as the chair crashes into the skull of Kanyon, and he lays unconscious on the mat.*
Carlos: It backfired!
King: Ishnari is a cheater!
Carlos: Kanyon brought in the chair.
King: But Ishnari used it! That's what counts!
Ishnari slides the steel chair out of the ring, as the referee is just turning around, seeing Ishnari hook the leg of Kanyon, pinning 1.... 2.... The referee notices something. The steel chair outside the ring, he looks at it, and begins shouting at Ishnari, with a look of anger on Ishnari's face. As the referee shakes his head, he has no evidence Ishnari used the chair, and begins handing it to the announcer, as Kanyon is slowly climbing up to his feet. Ishnari grabs Kanyon in a front facelock and hits a DDT, slamming Kanyons head against the mat. Ishnari doesnt release the hold though, as he turns around and applies a Guillotine Choke! Kanyon begins tapping, but the referee is too distracted with the steel chair! Ishnari releases the hold and turns to the referee and begins shouting at him, as Kanyon slowly begins climbing to his feet. Ishnari turns around and runs for a clothesline, but Kanyon catches him and hits the Flatliner! Kanyon hooks the leg and the referee slides into the ring, 1-2-3!
Winner, and still the XHF European Champion: Kanyon
Carlos: Dammit! Ishnari was just screwed out of the European Championship!
King: Nobody is betta than Kanyon, NOBODY!