Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 2, 2017 12:32:28 GMT -5
After delayed programming we enter the XHF partway through the opening action. Decoy has Ace hooked for a Dangerous Driver but Ace slides down, a kick to the midsection leaves Decoy hunched over and Ace is hunched as well with heavy breathing for a quick while after a gruelling match with great efforts from both men. Ace swings around with a sudden DDT and quick to hook the leg, this time Decoy stays down, Ace takes it!
Winner :: Ace
Ace rolls off and is slow to his feet but does eventually get there and when he does, the screen comes on with Platinum being shown. He is shown walking through the parking lot with the parking attendant.
:: You sure this is the one?
PA :: Yes, yes, this is the car you speak of
Camera pans down to see a brand new sports car, the type of car is not revealed (hey, if you don't sponsor us, we don't promote you, cheap bastards!) Platinum takes the keys from the parking attendent and drives off with Ace mouthing in the ring, "that's my car". The scene goes to black. Ace runs off backstage in search of answers.
The beginning of Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson slowly echos through the arena, and green and blue lights fill the top of the ramp. After about 10 second the guitar kicks in, and The Xtreme Warrior jogs through the curtains, his clothes and body paint glowing in the light. He starts to jog and dance on the spot, touching the floor with his hands almost crawling, half the crowd cheering wildly to the entrance as the other half boo at his heelish attitude. The Xtreme Warrior then burst into a slow run, and makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way down. Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson still playing loudly.
Take your hatred out on me
make your victim my head
you never ever believed in me
I am your tourniquet
The Xtreme Warrior quickly slides in the ring, where he jumps up a turnbuckle and brings his arms up in the air. He stays there for a couple of seconds, and then jumps down and runs to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring, where he taunts the crowd again. He then jumps down, and starts to stretch at some ropes, and waits for the match to begin.
"Come Out and Play (Gotta Keep 'em Seperated)" by The Offspring plays and Lodi comes out with his signs that say... "Hey kids...eat your vegetables!" Lodi puts the signs on the floor and gives his sun glasses to a ring crew and awaits the bell
"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. He stops and waits at the bottom of the ramp for his mystery partner to arrive....
'Crashing' by Unloco hits the P.A. system. A light blue haze fills the air as the arena goes dark. Zero walks through the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp. He looks around at the fans, then continues down the ramp. He slaps some hands, then slides under the bottom rope, into the ring. He climbs one of the turnbuckles while the rest explode in light blue pyro. He then jumps off and he and Kanyon look down towards Lodi and Xtreme Warrior who have exited to the outside of the ring.
XHF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
A Mystery Partner and Kanyon vs. Lodi and The Xtreme Warrior
Kanyon and Zero are in the ring and look ready to go when Xtreme Warrior and Lodi slide into the ring fron behind, attacking the two. Xtreme Warrior nacks Zero into the corner and Lodi has Kanyon up against the ropes with rights and lefts. Xtreme Warrior doing the same to zero but takes a little break and Zero capitalizes. He snatches him up by the collar and tosses him into the corner, firing rights and lefts of his own. Kanyon reverses the irish whip and Lodi is sent across into the ropes. Kanyon goes for a clothesline but Lodi ducks under, connecting with a dropkick. Zero is now driving his shoulders into the stomach of Xtreme Warrior, taking the breath out of him. Kanyon has been knocked up against the ropes after the Lodi dropkick and now Lodi is charging forward. Lodi lunges at him with a cross body and it sends both men over the top and to the outside! Zero sends Xtreme Warrior into the far corner and comes back himself looking to follow up with a stiff clothesline but there's nobody there and Zero hits the turnbuckle hard. Xtreme Warrior bounces off the ropes and takes him down with a modified bull dog!
Lodi and Kanyon are battling up the ramp, Lodi backing Kanyon up the ramp with rights and lefts, until at the top of the stage where Kanyon strikes with a knee to the gut of Lodi. Kanyon grabs him by the back of the head and looks to toss him off the stage but Lodi drops down to his knees refusing to move any further. Kanyon strikes with some rights of his own and bounces the head of Lodi off the set. The two continue to brawl backstage leaving Zero and Xtreme Warrior in the ring.
Xtreme Warrior ducks under the clothesline and takes down Zero with a neck breaker. Xtreme Warrior runs into the far ropes and comes back with a quick leg drop, hooking the leg and moving right into a cover 1,2, Zero kicks out with some power, as Xtreme Warrior is launched right off of him. Xtreme Warrior, lands partially on his feet and lunges to the now sitting up Zero and locks in a sleeper. Xtreme Warrior has it locked it tightly and continues to pull away at Zero but Zero just doesn't seem to be fading. Zero pushes himself up to one knee and picks up XW, dropping him back down to the mat with a backdrop. Zero sits right back up and looks to remain on the offensive, he pick up XW and sends him right back into the corner. He sizes him up and connects with a few rights and lefts to the side of the head of XW and then follows it up by placing his foot up in the air, onto the throat of XW and choking him. The referee steps in and forces Zero away. He comes back and XW looks to gain some more offense. A few right hands to Zero sends him staggering back and XW charges forward only to be hit with a powerslam from Zero!
Zero bounces right back up and is staring down at XW, raising his arms in the air as though looking to showcase his poweronce more. Zero picks up Xtreme Warrior and picks him all the way up, a gorilla press from Zero. Zero, holds him up there too long, XW slides down and rolls him up, 1,2, Zero kicks out. XW reaches up as both men are up and on their feet and snatches Zero. XW connets with a Falling Reverse DDT! XW quickly crawls over and into the cover, 1...2...Zero kicks out again! XW rushes up to his feet once again, realizing he has to beat Zero with his speed. He scurries up to the top and comes off with a Black and White! XW's got him this time 1...2....Zero kicks out once again!
Xtreme Warrior is slowing down now, catching his breath and that allows Zero to get to his dangerous point...his feet. XW is back up to his feet again and comes off looking for the cross body but Zero cathes him! He releases him with a fall away slam and both men are down. After the referees count reaches eight, both men are back up to their feet. XW charges at Zero and he takes him down with a devastating cloothesline! XW looks out cold as Zero climbs to his feet once again. Zero raises a fist into the air for the fans. He grabs XW, who is crawling to his feet and sets him up between his legs. Zero picks him up and delivers a huge, Zero Degrees Powerbomb! XW is completely out at this point, arms and legs spread on the mat and Zero goes for the cover. 1...2....Lodi comes off the top with a leg drop to Zero!
Lodi is back from brawling with Kanyon but Kanyon is no where to be found. Lodi checks on XW, helping him up as Zero gets to his. Once up, Zero is sent right back down with an impactful superkick from Lodi! XW is now up and is climbing to the top. XW comes off with the Forecast! This one's over but Lodi says no, they have Zero singled out and are ready to do some damage. Lodi and XW taunt Zero all the way to his feet when XW strikes with a running knee lift, leading right into a 450 from Lodi! Zero is being punished at this point after having the match won, it's now two on one, and he isn't fairing too well. Lodi and XW have Zero up once again when down from the ramp comes Kanyon!
Kanyon with a right hand to XW and then another to Lodi, he continues trading off punches until he gets Lodi in the corner and is firing away rapidly. He turns away with a clothesline to XW and then back into Lodi with a clothesline. He then proceeds to stomp away on Lodi in the corner. Zero is now up and charges at a groggy XW and connects with the Zero: Hour DDT!!! He kicks him out of the ring and then turns around to see Lodi has turned the tables on Kanyon and is kicking away at him while he is sitting in the corner. Lodi is done for the time being and quickly backs away but runs right into Zero. Before Zero can do anything, Kanyon comes flying through with the Kanyon Cutter!!! Kanyon jumps right up and turns around to receive a spinebuster from Zero!!!!
Zero waits for Kanyon to get all the way back up to his feet and is struck with a Zero Degrees Powerbomb! Zero backs away and exits the ring, backing up the ramp as Lodi sees Kanyon down, doesn't know what happened but sees him down and finds enough energy to drape the arm over the chest of Kanyon, 1...2....3!
Winners and Still XHF Tag Team Champions :: Lodi and Xtreme Warrior!
Xtreme Warrior is up on the outside and drags Lodi out of the ring as they are given their Tag Titles and exit up the ramp, leaving Kanyon all alone in the ring.
The screen comes on with Ace speaking to the parking attendent back stage.
Ace :: Where is he? Where did he say he was going?
PA :: I don't know, he just asked what car and where, and I told him, gave him the keys and he left. He said he was going to clean it, that he had too because of a contract loss.
Ace :: He lied! Where's my car!!!
Ace and Parking Attendant continue arguing but suddenly the monitor in the parking attendants box comes on to see Platinum walking along what seems to be a junkyard. He walks along side tons of cars before reaching a crane. The bright yellow crane stands out in the dark night. Platinum climbs up on the train and shoves the worker in there out. he plays around with it a bit before the beam gets moving. He brings it right around and the camera pans down to see Ace's car! Platinum does the honours, dropping the beam onto the car, exploding it to peices! The scene goes to Platinum standing up with his head sticking out of the car surveying the damage then back to Ace, wide eyed looking at the monitor, he looks back at the parking attendent, ready to snap as he tosses the monitor away and storms off back into the arena. Scene fades.
A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this blackhole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most furocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
*White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "Seperate" by Sevendust begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and cheer, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. The crowd cheers even louder as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, and recieves even more pops. He poses for the crowd, and begins to make his way down to the ring. Shortly behind him is Ted Nugent watching his every move. James runs up the steps, and spins on the apron. He presses his back against the ropes, and looks out into the crowd. He smirks and nods his head, and then climbs into the ring. He walks up to one of the turnbuckles, and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd does the same, as Ted climbs into the ring. James jumps back off the turnbuckle, and lands cleanly on his feet
The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, lazer pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke, first thing to be seen is the shiny XHF Title, and throug it all, out walks Reeshi, revealing that very title over his shoulder. Reeshi is greeted with the boos from the fans, he takes it all in, ignoring every one of them with the exception of one where he stops along the side of the entranceay and taunts the fan. Once down the ramp Reeshi reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms, the XHF Title in one hand, into the air, showboating to hate filled fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring, adjusting the title on his shoulder, giving it a pat here or there, letting everybody know that the title belongs to him.
XHF Championship
James Mueller vs Reeshi(c)
Reeshi steps up trying to intemidate the youngster by going nose to nose with him. Mueller, Isn't backing down, he stares right back at the champion. Reeshi raises his hands calling for a test of strength. Mueller cautiously raises his hand in the air, but eventually raises his hand in the air. Expecting Reeshi to do it sooner or later, Mueller beats him to the punch with a boot to the midsection. He charges into the ropes and comes back, flipping over the back of Reeshi and into the far ropes. He comes back again and Reeshi goes for the clothesline but Mueller ducks under. Reeshi turns around and receives a thumb top the eye, pulling one over on the champion already, showing him up with his own gameplan. Mueller runs into the ropes and comes back looking for a hip toss but pull the big man over. He tries again and can't do it, he tries a third and Reeshi responds with a clothesline that almost decapates the youngster! He lands on the back of his head, feet in the air, until Reeshi romoves his arm from over his chest and his feet drop down to the floor, a seemingly lifeless Mueller after one hell of a devastating clothesline from Reeshi. Reeshi gets up and leans in the corner, almost laughing at Mueller down on the mat before walking over to pick him up the rest of the way. Reeshi stands him up in the corner and decides to use him as a punching back, driving rights and lefts into the head of Mueller before slowly working all the way down to his chest and rib area. A final right hand takes Mueller off his feet and leaves him sitting in the corner. Reeshi picks him back up and sends him across into the far corner. He tries to follow it up with a clothesline but Mueller moves out of the way and strikes the padding. As he stumbles back, Mueller runs towards him, running right up the turnbuckle and leaping off with a bull dog to the champion!
Reeshi hits the mat hard, head first but almost immediately begins climbing to his feet. Mueller, in an attempt to keep the much larger Reeshi ground, wraps his legs around the arm of Reeshi and begins to apply an arm bar, knocking Reeshi back down to the mat with a tug as he tightens his grip on the arm of Reeshi. Mueller, realising it to be a chance of a life time is willing to do whatever it takes, in which case he reaches up and grabs the middle rope. A large scream is heard coming from the champion as Mueller continues to use the rope to put the added pressure on the arm of Reeshi! The referee turns around and Mueller lets go of the rope, back to just the basic arm bar. When the referee turns back around, Mueller goes back to getting a firm grip on the rope! This time the referee turns to see it and forces Mueller to break the hold. 1...2..3...4..Mueller lets go of the submission move, avoiding a disqualification. He does, however, stay on the attack, dragging Reeshi towards the rope and placing the arm over the bottom one. He climbs onto the second rope, bouncing up and down on it before dropping off the rope, all of his body weight coming down on the arm of Reeshi! Reeshi pulls his arm away quickly, holding it in pain but Mueller is able to get a hold of it again and does it once more before the champion rolls away.
Mueller now, steps to the outside and stands on the apron. He calls out to the crowd who gives him a huge pop. Mueller does a summersault over the top rope and tries to connect with a leg drop to Reeshi but he rolls out of the way! Reeshi takes his time getting to his feet, as does Mueller, as he takes a moment to remove the shock value from hitting the mat and not Reeshi. They both get up at about the same time when Mueller, trying to stay on the offensive charges at Reeshi but he gets caught with a powerslam! Reeshi stays on him for the cover 1,2, Mueller kicks out. Reeshi gets up, pulling Mueller up by the hair as well. He forces him back into the ropes and when he comes back, takes him back down with a boot to the face of Mueller. Reeshi looks down on him and forces him to get up on his own power. Mueller gets to his knees when Reeshi snatches him up and sets him up between his legs. Everyone is thinking Coral Reesh but instead Reeshi picks him up and drops him to the mat with a huge powerbomb! For the second time in this match, Mueller lands hard, feet up in the air, taking the impact solely on the back and the back of the head. Reeshi lays on top of him for the cover, hook of the leg 1,2, Mueller still kicks out!
Reeshi can't believe it, looking at the small size of Mueller, how he can't keep him down. But eventually just shakes his head and picks up Mueller. He leans him up against the ropes where he drives a few elbows into the side of his head, almost knocking him over the ropes, but he manages to say in. Reeshi whips him across into the far ropes. Mueller comes back and ducks a clothesline from the champion. Reeshi turns back around and Mueller comes around as well, locking in a sleeper now on the champion! Reeshi looks to be slowly fading away when he quickly backs up into the turnbuckle, Mueller softening on the hold. Reeshi turns and goes to the other corner, this time Mueller releases the hold. Reeshi takes a moment to catch his breath after nearly having it choked out of him and drives his shoulders into the sternum of the challenger. He then proceeds to whip Mueller across into the far side. He tries to follow it up with a spear like move into the corner, but again Mueller moves and Reeshi strikes the turnbuckle with that arm/shoulder that Mueller had targeted earlier. Mueller, sensing a momentum switch, digs deep and begins to work quickly. He leap frogs over the top and onto the apron, as Reeshi is still hunched over that middle turnbuckle. Mueller grabs the arm of Reeshi and pulls it from the ring. He then wraps his legs around it and falls right back! Mueller is hanging off the arm of Reeshi on the outside of the ring with an arm bar variation locked in, while Reeshi is on the inside with his arm wrapped around that steel post. The entire body weight of Mueller, tugging at the arm of Reeshi!!!
Large screams of pain coming from the champion but the referee, telling Mueller it's an illegal move and begins the count, 1,2,3,4, Mueller releases the hold, dropping to the outside. He grabs hold of the middle rope and leaps back up onto the apron. He runs from one end of the apron to the other before doing a moonsault over the top rope, crashing into Reeshi in the corner! The move has Reeshi stumbling out onto the apron as Mueller is slow to his feet on the inside, shaking away the cobwebs. Mueller actually has the champion reeling at this point. He grabs hold of the top rope and flips it towards him, sending Reeshi over the top and back into the ring. Mueller, trading him places steps out onto the apron where he begins to climb to the top. Reeshi at his knees, using all the strength in him to dive to the rope causing Mueller to lose his balance and fall, straddling the top rope. Reeshi begins to climb the top as well now and hooks Mueller for a superplex. Mueller, doesn't want to go though, he strikes with a right hand into the ribs of Reeshi, a second, and then a third causing Reeshi to let go. Mueller now, stands up on the middle rope, grabbing the head of Reeshi and placing it under his arms. He then places the hand of Reeshi over his head as the fans rush to their feet. Mueller, with all the strength he can manage, gets the big man up and keeps his balance on the middle rope. He leans back and drops Reeshi with a superplex from the top turnbuckle all the way to the outside!!!
The fans are on their feet, and those in front few rows are in a frenzy as chance of "holy shit" break out. Both men are down on the outside, having just enough room for them both to land out there. Reeshi taking the worst of it, holding the back of his head as Mueller has rolled over and is trying to pull himself up to his knees and eventually to his feet. The referee rolls back in, making sure both men are okay and can continue the match where he begins his ten count. Mueller takes Reeshi and rolls him back into the ring, still seemingly lifeless right now is the champion. Mueller rolls into the ring. Hooks the leg 1...2.....Reeshi just gets the shoulder up!! Mueller, giving the champion a run for his money and the crowd is loving it. Mueller, in the ring though, can't believe he didn't get the three on that exchange. He gets to his feet and so does the champion. With Reeshi to his knees, Mueller tries to take him back down with a right hand, but Reeshi blocks it and with a right hand in return to the challenger, he pulls himself to his feet. A second right hand, and then a third right hand has Mueller wobbling on his feet. He wobbles right into the graps of Reeshi who picks him up onto his shoulders. The Oreeshinator from Reeshi to Mueller!
Mueller is down but so is Reeshi, still feeling the effects from earlier and holding his arm after just tossing around Mueller. The referee begins his ten count. 1...2...3...4...5...Reeshi rolls over onto his stomach and tries to pull himself up to his knees, 6....Mueller is now moving as well, 7...Reeshi and Mueller to their knees, 8....9...Mueller not wanting to lose the chance at the title quickly jolts to his feet and it was a big mistake as Reeshi lunges forward with a clothesline, both men down once again! Reeshi up as Mueller is rolling over and he waits for Mueller to pull himself all the way up. A kick to the gut before he grabs the head of Mueller. He sets him and drops him back down the mat with a Pain Killer! Reeshi rolls over Mueller and is able to lay on top of him for the cover. 1...2....Mueller just kicks out! Now it's Reeshi in complete shock that he didn't get the three! He rolls over onto his back with his hands burying his face, both men putting it all out there for the XHF Title in this exchange. Reeshi picks himself up off the mat and taunts Mueller to his feet, he's ready to finish this one off now. Mueller turns around and receives a kick to the midsection. He hooks the arms, a Coral Reesh is coming unless Mueller is able to avoid it, and he does! A back body drop sends Reeshi to the mat as Mueller stumbles over to the far corner. Reeshi turns around and there is Mueller, the Cruise Missle to Reeshi!!!
This one's over, but Mueller, not taking any chances, knowing there's a reason why Reeshi is the champion and decides he needs to finish him off for sure here. He crawls over to the turnbuckle and pulls himself up. He turn to face Reeshi, standing on the top turnbuckle. Not wasting anytime with the crowd, Mueller comes off the top with the Leap of Faith!! He stays on him for the cover as the crowd chants along with the referee's hand. 1....2....3 Awww! The moaning and groaning from the fans as Mueller almost had him, the fans thought he did but Reeshi just gets the shoulder up once again, the referee signals just two! Mueller simply rolls off Reeshi, laying half on his stomach and half on his side, face down in the mat while Reeshi lays looking up at the lights, both mean drained, battered and beaten from an extrordinary match! The referee checks on both men and then begins his ten count. 1....2.....3.....Mueller begins to show some movement. 4....5....Reeshi showing some movement as well now as Mueller gets to his knees. 6...7...Mueller is up but on dream street while Reeshi is up as well now. Mueller strikes with a kick to the midsection and goes for the Backwoods Stunner but Reeshi shoves him off into the ropes. Mueller comes back and is hit with a kick to the midsection himself. Reeshi hooks the arms, Coral Reesh! Reeshi manages to make the cover 1...2...3!
Winner and Still XHF Champion :: Reeshi!
Reeshi rolls of off Mueller, laying on his back as the referee comes in with his title, draping it over his chest and raising his hand. Reeshi sits up, huffing and puffing himself. He looks over at Mueller down and out on the mat and shakes his head. "I'm gonna make you fear me you son of a bitch" are the words spoken between breaths from Reeshi as he rolls to the outside. He's got himself a steel chair in hand and slides it into the ring. He rolls in after it and uses the ropes to pull himself up. He's got hold of the chair and is taunting Mueller with it, telling him to get up, sizing up his skull. Suddenly from the crowd comes Death Trap! He's got a chair of his own and slides in facing Reeshi. Reeshi takes a swing at him but Death Trap ducks under. Reeshi turns around and wham! Death Trap swings his chair into Reeshi's chair and into the skull of the champion!! Reeshi's chair drops and Death Trap puts his down as well. Reeshi is out cold on the mat, arms and legs spread with blood trickling from his forehead. Death Trap stands there looking down at the champion. Death Trap has just taken out the XHF Champion!
Gastro fades out...
Winner :: Ace
Ace rolls off and is slow to his feet but does eventually get there and when he does, the screen comes on with Platinum being shown. He is shown walking through the parking lot with the parking attendant.
:: You sure this is the one?
PA :: Yes, yes, this is the car you speak of
Camera pans down to see a brand new sports car, the type of car is not revealed (hey, if you don't sponsor us, we don't promote you, cheap bastards!) Platinum takes the keys from the parking attendent and drives off with Ace mouthing in the ring, "that's my car". The scene goes to black. Ace runs off backstage in search of answers.
The beginning of Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson slowly echos through the arena, and green and blue lights fill the top of the ramp. After about 10 second the guitar kicks in, and The Xtreme Warrior jogs through the curtains, his clothes and body paint glowing in the light. He starts to jog and dance on the spot, touching the floor with his hands almost crawling, half the crowd cheering wildly to the entrance as the other half boo at his heelish attitude. The Xtreme Warrior then burst into a slow run, and makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way down. Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson still playing loudly.
Take your hatred out on me
make your victim my head
you never ever believed in me
I am your tourniquet
The Xtreme Warrior quickly slides in the ring, where he jumps up a turnbuckle and brings his arms up in the air. He stays there for a couple of seconds, and then jumps down and runs to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring, where he taunts the crowd again. He then jumps down, and starts to stretch at some ropes, and waits for the match to begin.
"Come Out and Play (Gotta Keep 'em Seperated)" by The Offspring plays and Lodi comes out with his signs that say... "Hey kids...eat your vegetables!" Lodi puts the signs on the floor and gives his sun glasses to a ring crew and awaits the bell
"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. He stops and waits at the bottom of the ramp for his mystery partner to arrive....
'Crashing' by Unloco hits the P.A. system. A light blue haze fills the air as the arena goes dark. Zero walks through the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp. He looks around at the fans, then continues down the ramp. He slaps some hands, then slides under the bottom rope, into the ring. He climbs one of the turnbuckles while the rest explode in light blue pyro. He then jumps off and he and Kanyon look down towards Lodi and Xtreme Warrior who have exited to the outside of the ring.
XHF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
A Mystery Partner and Kanyon vs. Lodi and The Xtreme Warrior
Kanyon and Zero are in the ring and look ready to go when Xtreme Warrior and Lodi slide into the ring fron behind, attacking the two. Xtreme Warrior nacks Zero into the corner and Lodi has Kanyon up against the ropes with rights and lefts. Xtreme Warrior doing the same to zero but takes a little break and Zero capitalizes. He snatches him up by the collar and tosses him into the corner, firing rights and lefts of his own. Kanyon reverses the irish whip and Lodi is sent across into the ropes. Kanyon goes for a clothesline but Lodi ducks under, connecting with a dropkick. Zero is now driving his shoulders into the stomach of Xtreme Warrior, taking the breath out of him. Kanyon has been knocked up against the ropes after the Lodi dropkick and now Lodi is charging forward. Lodi lunges at him with a cross body and it sends both men over the top and to the outside! Zero sends Xtreme Warrior into the far corner and comes back himself looking to follow up with a stiff clothesline but there's nobody there and Zero hits the turnbuckle hard. Xtreme Warrior bounces off the ropes and takes him down with a modified bull dog!
Lodi and Kanyon are battling up the ramp, Lodi backing Kanyon up the ramp with rights and lefts, until at the top of the stage where Kanyon strikes with a knee to the gut of Lodi. Kanyon grabs him by the back of the head and looks to toss him off the stage but Lodi drops down to his knees refusing to move any further. Kanyon strikes with some rights of his own and bounces the head of Lodi off the set. The two continue to brawl backstage leaving Zero and Xtreme Warrior in the ring.
Xtreme Warrior ducks under the clothesline and takes down Zero with a neck breaker. Xtreme Warrior runs into the far ropes and comes back with a quick leg drop, hooking the leg and moving right into a cover 1,2, Zero kicks out with some power, as Xtreme Warrior is launched right off of him. Xtreme Warrior, lands partially on his feet and lunges to the now sitting up Zero and locks in a sleeper. Xtreme Warrior has it locked it tightly and continues to pull away at Zero but Zero just doesn't seem to be fading. Zero pushes himself up to one knee and picks up XW, dropping him back down to the mat with a backdrop. Zero sits right back up and looks to remain on the offensive, he pick up XW and sends him right back into the corner. He sizes him up and connects with a few rights and lefts to the side of the head of XW and then follows it up by placing his foot up in the air, onto the throat of XW and choking him. The referee steps in and forces Zero away. He comes back and XW looks to gain some more offense. A few right hands to Zero sends him staggering back and XW charges forward only to be hit with a powerslam from Zero!
Zero bounces right back up and is staring down at XW, raising his arms in the air as though looking to showcase his poweronce more. Zero picks up Xtreme Warrior and picks him all the way up, a gorilla press from Zero. Zero, holds him up there too long, XW slides down and rolls him up, 1,2, Zero kicks out. XW reaches up as both men are up and on their feet and snatches Zero. XW connets with a Falling Reverse DDT! XW quickly crawls over and into the cover, 1...2...Zero kicks out again! XW rushes up to his feet once again, realizing he has to beat Zero with his speed. He scurries up to the top and comes off with a Black and White! XW's got him this time 1...2....Zero kicks out once again!
Xtreme Warrior is slowing down now, catching his breath and that allows Zero to get to his dangerous point...his feet. XW is back up to his feet again and comes off looking for the cross body but Zero cathes him! He releases him with a fall away slam and both men are down. After the referees count reaches eight, both men are back up to their feet. XW charges at Zero and he takes him down with a devastating cloothesline! XW looks out cold as Zero climbs to his feet once again. Zero raises a fist into the air for the fans. He grabs XW, who is crawling to his feet and sets him up between his legs. Zero picks him up and delivers a huge, Zero Degrees Powerbomb! XW is completely out at this point, arms and legs spread on the mat and Zero goes for the cover. 1...2....Lodi comes off the top with a leg drop to Zero!
Lodi is back from brawling with Kanyon but Kanyon is no where to be found. Lodi checks on XW, helping him up as Zero gets to his. Once up, Zero is sent right back down with an impactful superkick from Lodi! XW is now up and is climbing to the top. XW comes off with the Forecast! This one's over but Lodi says no, they have Zero singled out and are ready to do some damage. Lodi and XW taunt Zero all the way to his feet when XW strikes with a running knee lift, leading right into a 450 from Lodi! Zero is being punished at this point after having the match won, it's now two on one, and he isn't fairing too well. Lodi and XW have Zero up once again when down from the ramp comes Kanyon!
Kanyon with a right hand to XW and then another to Lodi, he continues trading off punches until he gets Lodi in the corner and is firing away rapidly. He turns away with a clothesline to XW and then back into Lodi with a clothesline. He then proceeds to stomp away on Lodi in the corner. Zero is now up and charges at a groggy XW and connects with the Zero: Hour DDT!!! He kicks him out of the ring and then turns around to see Lodi has turned the tables on Kanyon and is kicking away at him while he is sitting in the corner. Lodi is done for the time being and quickly backs away but runs right into Zero. Before Zero can do anything, Kanyon comes flying through with the Kanyon Cutter!!! Kanyon jumps right up and turns around to receive a spinebuster from Zero!!!!
Zero waits for Kanyon to get all the way back up to his feet and is struck with a Zero Degrees Powerbomb! Zero backs away and exits the ring, backing up the ramp as Lodi sees Kanyon down, doesn't know what happened but sees him down and finds enough energy to drape the arm over the chest of Kanyon, 1...2....3!
Winners and Still XHF Tag Team Champions :: Lodi and Xtreme Warrior!
Xtreme Warrior is up on the outside and drags Lodi out of the ring as they are given their Tag Titles and exit up the ramp, leaving Kanyon all alone in the ring.
The screen comes on with Ace speaking to the parking attendent back stage.
Ace :: Where is he? Where did he say he was going?
PA :: I don't know, he just asked what car and where, and I told him, gave him the keys and he left. He said he was going to clean it, that he had too because of a contract loss.
Ace :: He lied! Where's my car!!!
Ace and Parking Attendant continue arguing but suddenly the monitor in the parking attendants box comes on to see Platinum walking along what seems to be a junkyard. He walks along side tons of cars before reaching a crane. The bright yellow crane stands out in the dark night. Platinum climbs up on the train and shoves the worker in there out. he plays around with it a bit before the beam gets moving. He brings it right around and the camera pans down to see Ace's car! Platinum does the honours, dropping the beam onto the car, exploding it to peices! The scene goes to Platinum standing up with his head sticking out of the car surveying the damage then back to Ace, wide eyed looking at the monitor, he looks back at the parking attendent, ready to snap as he tosses the monitor away and storms off back into the arena. Scene fades.
A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this blackhole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most furocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
*White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "Seperate" by Sevendust begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and cheer, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. The crowd cheers even louder as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, and recieves even more pops. He poses for the crowd, and begins to make his way down to the ring. Shortly behind him is Ted Nugent watching his every move. James runs up the steps, and spins on the apron. He presses his back against the ropes, and looks out into the crowd. He smirks and nods his head, and then climbs into the ring. He walks up to one of the turnbuckles, and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd does the same, as Ted climbs into the ring. James jumps back off the turnbuckle, and lands cleanly on his feet
The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, lazer pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke, first thing to be seen is the shiny XHF Title, and throug it all, out walks Reeshi, revealing that very title over his shoulder. Reeshi is greeted with the boos from the fans, he takes it all in, ignoring every one of them with the exception of one where he stops along the side of the entranceay and taunts the fan. Once down the ramp Reeshi reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms, the XHF Title in one hand, into the air, showboating to hate filled fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring, adjusting the title on his shoulder, giving it a pat here or there, letting everybody know that the title belongs to him.
XHF Championship
James Mueller vs Reeshi(c)
Reeshi steps up trying to intemidate the youngster by going nose to nose with him. Mueller, Isn't backing down, he stares right back at the champion. Reeshi raises his hands calling for a test of strength. Mueller cautiously raises his hand in the air, but eventually raises his hand in the air. Expecting Reeshi to do it sooner or later, Mueller beats him to the punch with a boot to the midsection. He charges into the ropes and comes back, flipping over the back of Reeshi and into the far ropes. He comes back again and Reeshi goes for the clothesline but Mueller ducks under. Reeshi turns around and receives a thumb top the eye, pulling one over on the champion already, showing him up with his own gameplan. Mueller runs into the ropes and comes back looking for a hip toss but pull the big man over. He tries again and can't do it, he tries a third and Reeshi responds with a clothesline that almost decapates the youngster! He lands on the back of his head, feet in the air, until Reeshi romoves his arm from over his chest and his feet drop down to the floor, a seemingly lifeless Mueller after one hell of a devastating clothesline from Reeshi. Reeshi gets up and leans in the corner, almost laughing at Mueller down on the mat before walking over to pick him up the rest of the way. Reeshi stands him up in the corner and decides to use him as a punching back, driving rights and lefts into the head of Mueller before slowly working all the way down to his chest and rib area. A final right hand takes Mueller off his feet and leaves him sitting in the corner. Reeshi picks him back up and sends him across into the far corner. He tries to follow it up with a clothesline but Mueller moves out of the way and strikes the padding. As he stumbles back, Mueller runs towards him, running right up the turnbuckle and leaping off with a bull dog to the champion!
Reeshi hits the mat hard, head first but almost immediately begins climbing to his feet. Mueller, in an attempt to keep the much larger Reeshi ground, wraps his legs around the arm of Reeshi and begins to apply an arm bar, knocking Reeshi back down to the mat with a tug as he tightens his grip on the arm of Reeshi. Mueller, realising it to be a chance of a life time is willing to do whatever it takes, in which case he reaches up and grabs the middle rope. A large scream is heard coming from the champion as Mueller continues to use the rope to put the added pressure on the arm of Reeshi! The referee turns around and Mueller lets go of the rope, back to just the basic arm bar. When the referee turns back around, Mueller goes back to getting a firm grip on the rope! This time the referee turns to see it and forces Mueller to break the hold. 1...2..3...4..Mueller lets go of the submission move, avoiding a disqualification. He does, however, stay on the attack, dragging Reeshi towards the rope and placing the arm over the bottom one. He climbs onto the second rope, bouncing up and down on it before dropping off the rope, all of his body weight coming down on the arm of Reeshi! Reeshi pulls his arm away quickly, holding it in pain but Mueller is able to get a hold of it again and does it once more before the champion rolls away.
Mueller now, steps to the outside and stands on the apron. He calls out to the crowd who gives him a huge pop. Mueller does a summersault over the top rope and tries to connect with a leg drop to Reeshi but he rolls out of the way! Reeshi takes his time getting to his feet, as does Mueller, as he takes a moment to remove the shock value from hitting the mat and not Reeshi. They both get up at about the same time when Mueller, trying to stay on the offensive charges at Reeshi but he gets caught with a powerslam! Reeshi stays on him for the cover 1,2, Mueller kicks out. Reeshi gets up, pulling Mueller up by the hair as well. He forces him back into the ropes and when he comes back, takes him back down with a boot to the face of Mueller. Reeshi looks down on him and forces him to get up on his own power. Mueller gets to his knees when Reeshi snatches him up and sets him up between his legs. Everyone is thinking Coral Reesh but instead Reeshi picks him up and drops him to the mat with a huge powerbomb! For the second time in this match, Mueller lands hard, feet up in the air, taking the impact solely on the back and the back of the head. Reeshi lays on top of him for the cover, hook of the leg 1,2, Mueller still kicks out!
Reeshi can't believe it, looking at the small size of Mueller, how he can't keep him down. But eventually just shakes his head and picks up Mueller. He leans him up against the ropes where he drives a few elbows into the side of his head, almost knocking him over the ropes, but he manages to say in. Reeshi whips him across into the far ropes. Mueller comes back and ducks a clothesline from the champion. Reeshi turns back around and Mueller comes around as well, locking in a sleeper now on the champion! Reeshi looks to be slowly fading away when he quickly backs up into the turnbuckle, Mueller softening on the hold. Reeshi turns and goes to the other corner, this time Mueller releases the hold. Reeshi takes a moment to catch his breath after nearly having it choked out of him and drives his shoulders into the sternum of the challenger. He then proceeds to whip Mueller across into the far side. He tries to follow it up with a spear like move into the corner, but again Mueller moves and Reeshi strikes the turnbuckle with that arm/shoulder that Mueller had targeted earlier. Mueller, sensing a momentum switch, digs deep and begins to work quickly. He leap frogs over the top and onto the apron, as Reeshi is still hunched over that middle turnbuckle. Mueller grabs the arm of Reeshi and pulls it from the ring. He then wraps his legs around it and falls right back! Mueller is hanging off the arm of Reeshi on the outside of the ring with an arm bar variation locked in, while Reeshi is on the inside with his arm wrapped around that steel post. The entire body weight of Mueller, tugging at the arm of Reeshi!!!
Large screams of pain coming from the champion but the referee, telling Mueller it's an illegal move and begins the count, 1,2,3,4, Mueller releases the hold, dropping to the outside. He grabs hold of the middle rope and leaps back up onto the apron. He runs from one end of the apron to the other before doing a moonsault over the top rope, crashing into Reeshi in the corner! The move has Reeshi stumbling out onto the apron as Mueller is slow to his feet on the inside, shaking away the cobwebs. Mueller actually has the champion reeling at this point. He grabs hold of the top rope and flips it towards him, sending Reeshi over the top and back into the ring. Mueller, trading him places steps out onto the apron where he begins to climb to the top. Reeshi at his knees, using all the strength in him to dive to the rope causing Mueller to lose his balance and fall, straddling the top rope. Reeshi begins to climb the top as well now and hooks Mueller for a superplex. Mueller, doesn't want to go though, he strikes with a right hand into the ribs of Reeshi, a second, and then a third causing Reeshi to let go. Mueller now, stands up on the middle rope, grabbing the head of Reeshi and placing it under his arms. He then places the hand of Reeshi over his head as the fans rush to their feet. Mueller, with all the strength he can manage, gets the big man up and keeps his balance on the middle rope. He leans back and drops Reeshi with a superplex from the top turnbuckle all the way to the outside!!!
The fans are on their feet, and those in front few rows are in a frenzy as chance of "holy shit" break out. Both men are down on the outside, having just enough room for them both to land out there. Reeshi taking the worst of it, holding the back of his head as Mueller has rolled over and is trying to pull himself up to his knees and eventually to his feet. The referee rolls back in, making sure both men are okay and can continue the match where he begins his ten count. Mueller takes Reeshi and rolls him back into the ring, still seemingly lifeless right now is the champion. Mueller rolls into the ring. Hooks the leg 1...2.....Reeshi just gets the shoulder up!! Mueller, giving the champion a run for his money and the crowd is loving it. Mueller, in the ring though, can't believe he didn't get the three on that exchange. He gets to his feet and so does the champion. With Reeshi to his knees, Mueller tries to take him back down with a right hand, but Reeshi blocks it and with a right hand in return to the challenger, he pulls himself to his feet. A second right hand, and then a third right hand has Mueller wobbling on his feet. He wobbles right into the graps of Reeshi who picks him up onto his shoulders. The Oreeshinator from Reeshi to Mueller!
Mueller is down but so is Reeshi, still feeling the effects from earlier and holding his arm after just tossing around Mueller. The referee begins his ten count. 1...2...3...4...5...Reeshi rolls over onto his stomach and tries to pull himself up to his knees, 6....Mueller is now moving as well, 7...Reeshi and Mueller to their knees, 8....9...Mueller not wanting to lose the chance at the title quickly jolts to his feet and it was a big mistake as Reeshi lunges forward with a clothesline, both men down once again! Reeshi up as Mueller is rolling over and he waits for Mueller to pull himself all the way up. A kick to the gut before he grabs the head of Mueller. He sets him and drops him back down the mat with a Pain Killer! Reeshi rolls over Mueller and is able to lay on top of him for the cover. 1...2....Mueller just kicks out! Now it's Reeshi in complete shock that he didn't get the three! He rolls over onto his back with his hands burying his face, both men putting it all out there for the XHF Title in this exchange. Reeshi picks himself up off the mat and taunts Mueller to his feet, he's ready to finish this one off now. Mueller turns around and receives a kick to the midsection. He hooks the arms, a Coral Reesh is coming unless Mueller is able to avoid it, and he does! A back body drop sends Reeshi to the mat as Mueller stumbles over to the far corner. Reeshi turns around and there is Mueller, the Cruise Missle to Reeshi!!!
This one's over, but Mueller, not taking any chances, knowing there's a reason why Reeshi is the champion and decides he needs to finish him off for sure here. He crawls over to the turnbuckle and pulls himself up. He turn to face Reeshi, standing on the top turnbuckle. Not wasting anytime with the crowd, Mueller comes off the top with the Leap of Faith!! He stays on him for the cover as the crowd chants along with the referee's hand. 1....2....3 Awww! The moaning and groaning from the fans as Mueller almost had him, the fans thought he did but Reeshi just gets the shoulder up once again, the referee signals just two! Mueller simply rolls off Reeshi, laying half on his stomach and half on his side, face down in the mat while Reeshi lays looking up at the lights, both mean drained, battered and beaten from an extrordinary match! The referee checks on both men and then begins his ten count. 1....2.....3.....Mueller begins to show some movement. 4....5....Reeshi showing some movement as well now as Mueller gets to his knees. 6...7...Mueller is up but on dream street while Reeshi is up as well now. Mueller strikes with a kick to the midsection and goes for the Backwoods Stunner but Reeshi shoves him off into the ropes. Mueller comes back and is hit with a kick to the midsection himself. Reeshi hooks the arms, Coral Reesh! Reeshi manages to make the cover 1...2...3!
Winner and Still XHF Champion :: Reeshi!
Reeshi rolls of off Mueller, laying on his back as the referee comes in with his title, draping it over his chest and raising his hand. Reeshi sits up, huffing and puffing himself. He looks over at Mueller down and out on the mat and shakes his head. "I'm gonna make you fear me you son of a bitch" are the words spoken between breaths from Reeshi as he rolls to the outside. He's got himself a steel chair in hand and slides it into the ring. He rolls in after it and uses the ropes to pull himself up. He's got hold of the chair and is taunting Mueller with it, telling him to get up, sizing up his skull. Suddenly from the crowd comes Death Trap! He's got a chair of his own and slides in facing Reeshi. Reeshi takes a swing at him but Death Trap ducks under. Reeshi turns around and wham! Death Trap swings his chair into Reeshi's chair and into the skull of the champion!! Reeshi's chair drops and Death Trap puts his down as well. Reeshi is out cold on the mat, arms and legs spread with blood trickling from his forehead. Death Trap stands there looking down at the champion. Death Trap has just taken out the XHF Champion!
Gastro fades out...