Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 2, 2017 12:39:40 GMT -5
Tommy :: Hello everyone and welcome to XHF Gastro! I'm here a longside...AH! What did you do to Ishnari!
Platinum :: Yo man, chill. He's meeting with Congo tonight over this commish role, so I'm takin ova as your commentator for tonight.
The scene opens with a large limo pulling up in the parking lot. It stops and the door opens, as it does a black ski mask falls from just inside the door. Death Trap and Diamond step out of the car! Diamond is first and he picks up the mask.
Diamond :: Check this out, some kid left his Halloween mask behind.
Death Trap :: Wasn't that a while ago?
Death Trap snatches it and puts it on.
Death Trap :: It fits perfectly! Must have been some kids dad trying to dress up somewhat with the kid.
Diamond :: It's always about the kids isn't it? Where's our fun.
Death Trap :: I'll have some fun with Rat tonight, you can have fun watching on your night off.
The two nod to one another, dropping the ski mask and entering the building, fans now hushed over what they just saw.
Tommy :: And the mask even fits!
Platinum :: But the pieces don't. Why would he attack Gravedigger and as he showed after Reeshi beat Mueller, Death Trap doesn't need to jump Reeshi to take him down or out. Why? There's no reason, there's no motive
Tommy :: You don't think it was Death Trap or even Diamond.
Platinum :: Righ man.
Tommy :: Then who?
Platinum :: iunno but I don't think it's them
All The Small Things by Blink 182 plays as Minibadboy makes his way down to the ring on his motorscooter and with his tradition half gallon of milk in hand and starts sucking it down like crazy at the top of the ramp as te crowd goes nuts. Minibadboy whellies down the ramp on scooter and then slides into the ring. Calling for more half gallons of milk from he ringside announcer and suck the down like crazy also,while the crowd goes nuts for one last time
Tommy :: Suddenly MBB has to earn his way through after Icarus Krazy got involved in this.
Platinum :: It's the way it should be man, earn your stripes around here.
"Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine blasts over the PA System with the all so familiar words, as the crowd bounce to their feet cheering for the fun loving Icarus Krazy.
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now
The lights in the arena start flashing widely to the beat as Icarus Krazy runs out to the centre stage, getting the crowd pumped as he dances about a bit. He then stands still as he looks down at the ring, the camera getting a long shot of his posture; he then suddenly bursts into a run down the ramp.
We're the renegades of this atomic age
This atomic age of renegades
Renegades of this atomic age
This atomic age of renegades
Icarus Krazy slides into the ring, almost reaching the other side on his belly. He then imminently springs to his feet and runs up onto the second of the turnbuckle, where he starts flinging his hands in the air, bobbing to the music.
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
Tommy :: We're ready for some fast paced Cruiser action!
Platinum :: Aint none as fast as me man.
Winner joins Platinum and Ace as number one contenders for the Junior Heavyweight Championship
MiniBadBoy vs Icarus Krazy
The two look ready to go, giving the corner ropes a tug and moving around the ring. They lock up in the middle of the ring, MBB gaining the upperhand, grabbing the arm of Krazy and moving around to the back. Krazy throws his arm back striking with a back elbow that sends MBB staggering back a moment. Into the ropes goes Krazy as he slides under the legs of MBB. Krazy gets right up to a vertical position and MBB comes across looking for the spinning kick to the head but it's ducked by Krazy who springs himself right around, rolling up MBB but only gets a count of two before MBB rolls through. MBB is quick right back to his feet and charges into the ropes. He leaps towards Krazy looking for the diving clothesline as Krazy tries to connect with a sitout dropkick. Krazy misses under MBB and MBB misses under Krazy, but Krazy slides to his feet and MBB rolls to his. Krazy is into the ropes and MBB turns around in time to catch him. He strikes with a tiltawhirl but Krazy reverses into a headscissors take down. MBB is right back to his feet and is running towards Krazy but a nicely executed dropkick sends MBB to the mat.
Tommy :: We're come to know and love this type of action from these Junior Heavyweights!
MBB rolls over and springs to his feet catching what was suppose to be a superkick from Krazy. Using the flip, he flips Krazy back who lands on his feet. MBB is quick to connect with a wheel kick to the chops of Krazy, taking him down off his feet. This time it's his turn to spring to his feet. As he does, he has to duck under the clothesline from MBB and he charges into the far ropes. MBB turns after missing the clothesline and tastes the springboard back elbow from Krazy! Krazy quick into the cover 1...2.MBB kicks out.
Platinum :: Had I done the move, it'd have been a three!
Krazy picks up MBB and begins with an arm wrench. Krazy steps sideways, keeping a hold of the arm of MBB and tries for a side kick but MBB ducks under, snatching the arm of Krazy with an arm wrench himself, directly into the sidekick, pulling Krazy forward in the process adding to the impact. MBB turns around to the turnbuckle and springs up to the top, turning around and facing Krazy on the mat in the process. MBB takes little time to look around him and comes off the top looking for the Frog Splash but nobodies home! Krazy had moved out of the way and now MBB is hoping around holding his stomach. He turns around and Krazy picks him up for a powerslam eventually spinning him into the Bum Rush!
Tommy :: What a bummer eh?
Platinum :: Man, that was crap!
Krazy goes into the cover 1...2...MBB kicks out again. Krazy picks him up and sends him into the corner. Krazy tries to follow up but MBB moves out of the way and Krazy hits the turnbuckle. He's turned around and is staggering out of the corner when MBB leaps onto the middle turnbuckle, spring back off of it and turning it mid air into a bulldog! MBB looking to cap it off climbs to the top and comes off with the Leap of Faith! He comes crawling back for the cover 1,2,3!
Winner :: MiniBadBoy
Platinum :: Looks like Ace and I got MBB to contend with too now
Tommy :: And Shadow Dragon
Platinum :: Whatever, the only name in that match that matters is Platinum, baby
Tommy :: Sure thing hun
Platinum :: Da fu...?
"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Tommy :: The hardcore legend!
*A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swallows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Whether you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Whether you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this black hole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most ferocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "Separate" by Sevendust begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and cheer, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. The crowd cheers even louder as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, and receives even more pops. He poses for the crowd, and begins to make his way down to the ring. Shortly behind him is Ted Nugent watching his every move. James runs up the steps, and spins on the apron. He presses his back against the ropes, and looks out into the crowd. He smirks and nods his head, and then climbs into the ring. He walks up to one of the turnbuckles, and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd does the same, as Ted climbs into the ring. James jumps back off the turnbuckle, and lands cleanly on his feet.
Platinum :: Dude beat DT, the boys gotta have skills
XHF Hardcore Title Match
James Mueller vs. Hardcore Harry
Mueller starts by taunting Harry. Harry spits at him and says he is the best. Mueller charges right into a knife edge chop. He backs into the ropes as Harry launches him across the ring. Mueller ducks a big boot and hits a low blow. Harry spins into a series of hard punches. He sets up for a suplex but Harry holds him down and lifts him into a brainbuster. Harry stands up and waits for Mueller. He fires a hard right to James who tumbles to the ground and rolls up to his knees against the ropes. Harry fakes a charge and when Mueller ducks pulling the ropes Harry hits a knee drop. He taunts to the crowd. He turns but Mueller hits a hot shot onto the ropes. Harry falls to the mat grabbing his throat. Mueller slowly stands and beckons him to stand. Harry does and they grapple. Harry is stronger and starts to push James back when James spits at his face then kicks out his left shin and forces him to the corner.
Platinum :: Ooh, some attitude eh
Tommy :: It's cool because we have that eh thing in common
Mueller climbs up and starts punching him as the crowd counts. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . 4 . . . 5 . . . 6 . . . 7 no! The seventh one yields Harry stepping out of the corner and hitting a devastating running choke bomb. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Harry holds his head as he rolls out of the ring. He goes under the ring and pulls out 2 chairs, a table, a cookie sheet, and a trash can and tosses them into the ring. He holds onto the cookie tray. Mueller smiles and grabs the chair. He walks to the ropes and his greeted with the pan to the face. He drops the chair and backs off. Harry grabs the chair and steps to the apron. Mueller moves in but gets the chair to the gut. Harry climbs in and uses the chair for a super guillotine. Mueller holds his neck as he falls back. Harry taunts to the crowd. He lifts Mueller and hits a Roll the Dice onto the chair. He pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Harry starts to celebrate but the ref informs him it wasn't over. They start to argue as Mueller moves . . . then grabs the trash can.
Tommy :: Time to take out the trash!
Platinum :: Dude...you're hopeless!
Harry turns to a trash can to the head. Mueller places one chair under Harry and then puts the trash can over him. He then says time to take out the garbage. He hits a spinebuster landing Harry's head in the can onto the chair. He grabs the other chair and smiles. He taunts. He then slams it on Harry's head in the can 5 times. He pins but Harry rolls inside the can as Mueller was on the can not him. Mueller stays calm and picks him up. He then tries to toss him can first to the post but instead pulls the can off as Harry falls backwards. Mueller laughs then looks at an empty can and turns to see Harry setting up the table in the ring. Mueller grabs the cookie sheet and charges but Harry dodges and bounces Mueller's head on the table. Harry then sets up for a powerbomb but Mueller uses the ropes to stay up and flips over the table to his feet. Mueller leaps onto the table and hits a flying clothesline. Harry is down. Mueller picks him up and hits The Hammer. He locks in the Walls of James.
Tommy :: That looks like it hurts...
Platinum :: It probably does
Harry is in agonizing pain. He is ready to tap but stops. He grabs the cookie sheet and swings back and hits Mueller in the back. Mueller breaks the hold and stands up arching his back. He turns into a big boot. Harry brings him to the ropes and goes up top for an old school but Mueller breaks free and knocks Harry into a wishbone on the top. He sets Harry's legs back toward the ring and sets up for a frankensteiner through the table. He falls but Harry catches him and holds. He stands looking for the Hangman's DDT but Mueller sits up and punches him. Harry sits back down. This time he grabs brass knuckles from his tights. Mueller sits up and tries another hurricanrana. Harry holds the ropes. He sits up right into a brass knuckle punch to the head. He falls down to the Hangman position. Harry laughs and calls it to be over. He backs up to the top rope and leaps putting Mueller through the table with the Hangman's DDT. Harry hurt himself too as he can't cover. He finally rolls and pins.
Tommy :: It's over!
Platinum :: Too much time, too much time
1 . . . 2 . . . KICK OUT!!! Somehow Mueller kicks out.
Platinum :: Told ya
Harry falls back hands over his face. He then turns and stands up Mueller who hits a low blow. He slowly regains balance and ducks a big boot. He tries to hit The New Shit but Harry lifts him over his head and slams him down with an inverted tiger bomb on the chair. 1. . . 2 . . . 3!!
Winner and still Hardcore Champ: Hardcore Harry
Tommy :: Well he got him that time
Platinum :: Props to these guys for a perfect display right there.
The lights go out and blue strobe lighting fills the arena. The begging of Stinkfist by Tool begins to play, the start of the song with the rattiling begins quietly, and slowly gets louder and then the song hits in.
Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.
Winter Callous steps through the curtains with his arms raised in the air, and his head looking down to the ground. As he gets to the centre of the ramp, he brings his arms down and then looks out into the crowd. He slowly walks towards the ring, as Stinkfist by Tool keeps playing.
Constant over stimu-lation numbs me
and I wouldn't have
It any other way.
Winter Callous reaches ringside and then walks around the edge of the ring, slapping hands with some of the fans on the front row, and then slides under the bottom rope at the back of the ring. He quickly stands up and jumps up a turnbuckle, where he holds his arms up once more, shouting out into the cheering crowd. Winter Callous jumps back down and walks over to some ropes, where he awaits the match to begin.
Platinum :: I hope the match aint as boring as his long ass entrance
My World hits as Elizabeth walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE NEW FALLEN ANGEL HAS ARRIVED TO PASS JUDGEMENT OVER THE UNJUDGED" A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and I Am blasts over the PA and Apollyon walks out wearing a black towel over his head and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Elizabeth and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Elizabeth takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Elizabeth stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title as flames shoot out of the four turnbuckle posts.
Tommy :: The champ is here, lets get to some title action!
Phoenix Championship
Winter Callous vs Apollyon (c)
Winter Callous stands in the middle of the ring, jumping back and forth in the same spot, looking ready to go. Apollyon steps up and goes nose to nose with the challenger. Winter Callous backs up a moment, letting out a little "woah" in the process but isn't backing down for the big man. He jumps forward with a right hand, and follows it up with more, quickly to the side of the head of Apollyon that has the champion forced back against the ropes. Apollyon reverses the Irish whip and Callous is sent into the far ropes. He bounces off and comes back only to receive a back body drop over the top rope. Callous lands feet first on the apron and tugs on the hair of Apollyon, turning him around. He tries to jump off the apron feet first, draping the champions neck over the top rope but Apollyon uses his strength to break the grip as Callous goes down. Callous lands on his feet and gives Apollyon's feet a tug, knocking him down and dragging him to the outside. As he does he scurries back into the ring and runs into the far ropes. Apollyon turns around to see where Callous went and receives a baseball slide to the face! Apollyon staggers back into the barricade as Callous is right back to his feet and is standing at the ropes. His hands are on them as he drops back, pulling the ropes back and launching himself over the top rope and connecting with a cross body to Apollyon!
Platinum :: Damn man, this WC dogs got some skills.
Apollyon remains on his feet at first but does stumble back and falls into a sitting position against the barricade, Callous down on top of him. Callous is quick to his feet and jumps up around to the side of the ring, taunting the fans, he and they, are all fired up at this point. He turns around to see Apollyon getting to his feet. He chargers forward, leaping up onto the steel steps and sending himself forward with a hard clothesline to Apollyon but the big man is still on his feet! Callous gets up and looks at the fans, steeing Apollyon dazed by the blow, "You wanna see that again?" Cheers from the fans has Callous scurry around to the side of the ring again. He again runs forward and jumps up onto the ring steps only this time propelling himself forward with a wheel kick but Apollyon catches him! He catches him and immediately sends him forward into the steel ring post, the ribs of Callous as well as the side of the leg crashing hard into the ring post before the other side of the body comes crashing down onto the steps!
Tommy :: That looked like it hurt.
Platinum :: He got too cocky.
Tommy :: Wow, coming from you that sounds sooo bad
Platinum :: Man, just cuz we both Canadian and in Canada don't mean I can't just get up right now and beatcho ass.
Callous rolls off the steps and onto the floor, the referee ready for a disqualification eagerly telling both men to get into the ring. Apollyon picks up Callous and rolls him back before climbing in himself as well. Apollyon begins to pick apart the challenger with a few kicks to the ribs that has Callous rolling along the mat towards the corner. Callous finds himself sitting up against the turnbuckle and Apollyon begins to drive the boots into the chest, followed by placing his foot across the throat of Callous, choking the life out of the challenger! He picks him up in the corner and begins to drive his shoulder into the rib/stomach area of Callous, attacking that area once again. He strikes five times and the fifth time, keeps his shoulder there, lifting him to a sitting position on the turnbuckle. He strikes with a few right hands to make sure Callous stays down and then hooks the head under his arms. Apollyon picks up Callous and both men come crashing off the turnbuckle with a super plex! Apollyon sits up, rolls back, hooks the leg into the cover, 1...2...Callous kicks out!
Tommy :: He's still alive!
Apollyon sits up and stalks the challenger back into the corner where he begins to use the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. He lets Callous get up on his will and then fires some right hands into the side of the head before coming in with an irish whip into the far corner. Callous hits the turnbuckles hard and Apollyon follows it up with a stiff clothesline! Callous's feet leaves the mat and he ends up in a sitting position in the corner after the impact. Callous is picked right back up and lead into the middle of the ring. Apollyon sends him into the ropes and comes back, picking him up for a side slam but Callous breaks free, and begins spinning around like he was in a tilt-a-whirl before sending Apollyon to the mat with a headscissors takedown! Callous and Apollyon both prompt to their feet and Callous takes Apollyon down with a diving clothesline! Callous points to the turnbuckle, he's got a second wind and is ready to fly! He climbs up to to the top and is looking to come down with a leg drop but Apollyon moves out of the way and he strikes the mat!
Platinum :: I'd hit the move man, I'm tellin ya.
Callous is down for a moment with a loud scream, shocked he didn't strike Apollyon but does turn over and get to his feet. Apollyon is up as well and he strikes with a kick to the gut. He turns around to the side of Callous, it's coming, the Apollyon Slam! Apollyon gets him up but as he turns him over, Callous slides down, a kick to the gut himself, Winter Seasons! Quickly done, nicely executed, and it seemed to come from out of nowhere. Callous falls back for a brief moment, but is able to sit back up, roll Apollyon over and hook the leg, 1...2....3!
Winner and new Phoenix Champion :: Winter Callous
Tommy :: We have a new champion!
Platinum :: Hats off to him, nicely done.
The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtremetron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The tron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The tron shows "ANARCHY INC.!" in red and green lettering. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.
Tommy :: He seems to have gotten under the skin of Reeshi.
Platinum :: No, the masked man is unda the skin of Reeshi, and I got a feelin the masked man aint him.
Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marylin Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The Xtreme Tron goes from black to static and back to black, causeing a stobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud stobe lights explode there bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges. Rat makes his way down the ramp as the stobe lights ignite around him, makeing his walk look like slow motion. When he reaches the apron he climbs in as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans......
Tommy :: Reeshi's the judge and jury, here's the executioner!
Rat Bastard vs. Death Trap
The bell rings and both competitors walk out to the center of the ring. Death Trap then begins to circle around Rat Bastard, trying to gauge his competitor. As Death Trap completes the full circle Rat Bastard begins to laugh and then slaps Death Trap in the face. The fans fill the arena with "ooohhhh's" as Death Trap stands in the center of the ring with a look of shock on his face, the rage building up inside. Death Trap then attempts to lock up with Rat Bastard, but Rat just steps backwards and waves his hand in the air towards Death Trap as he starts to laugh once again. Rat Bastard then turns his back towards his opponent and Death Trap proves that he is fed up with Rat's games as he delivers a boot to the back of Rat. Death Trap then continues the offense as he lands lefts and rights to the back of Rat Bastard, sending him fleeing towards the corner.
Tommy :: These two will not quit, neither will back down, this one should be good.
Once in the corner Death Trap goes to work on Rat, kneeing the big man in his midsection. Death Trap then climbs up to the second rope and starts to go to town on the head of the former XHF Ultimate Champion. The fans begin to count in unison as Death Trap delivers the crushing blows1.2.3456.7NO! Rat counters the shots to the head as he lowers his shoulder and sends Death Trap flying halfway across the ring. Death Trap bounces back up from Rat's counter though and heads towards the turnbuckle with a full head of steam and goes for an elebow shot to the head. Rat Bastard is one step ahead of Death though and he dodges the flying elebow shot, which leaves Death Trap stunned near the turnbuckles.
Tommy :: Absolutelty stunning!
Platinum :: yo man, that's the second smart ass comment out of you tonight. That shit is crazy, you mental?
Rat quickly senses that momentum is shifting and he runs to the turnbuckle, he connects with a shot to the head of Death Trap and adds a few more which leave the former Phoenix Champ dazed. Rat Bastard then performs an irish whip which sends Death Trap to the opposite turnbuckle, Rat then follows that up with a flying reverse elebow smash, which connects to Death Trap's face and sends Death Trap falling to the mat.
Platinum :: That almost looks like somethin outta my back. Rat does that too?
Rat Bastard quickly steps over the body of Death Trap and starts to taunt the fallen man. Rat then lifts Death Trap to his knees and hammers him in the back a few times with crushing blows. Rat then sets Death Trap up for a powerbomb and tosses his hands in the air to taunt the fans which causes the fans to fill the arena with boo's. Rat then attempts to hoist Death Trap up, but Death Trap counters and performs a desperation back body drop, which causes the fans to fill the arena with cheers!
Tommy :: Death Trap's coming back!
Platinum :: The dude just don't quit
After performing the back body drop Death Trap staggers over to the ropes, he then senses that Rat is about to rise to his feet, so Death Trap propels himself off the ropes and connects with a clothesline from hell on Rat Bastard! Death Trap goes for the pin.12. Rat got his shoulder up! Death Trap looks at the ref, about to argue about a possible slow count, but remains cool and picks Rat Bastard up by the neck and connects with a couple of shots to the back to keep the man dazed.
Platinum :: I'd just like to point out that you're listenin to the commentaries of the next Junior Heavyweight Champion.
Death Trap then picks Rat up over his head and sets him up for a powerslam, but Rat Bastard rolls out of the hold and bounces off the ropes. Rat comes flying off the ropes and aims for a clothesline, but Death Trap ducks it, Rat then comes off the other rope and connects with a flying elebow to the forehead of Death Trap. Rat then helps Death Trap to his feet and performs a scoop slam.
Platinum :: Yeah...that'll keep him down
As Death Trap lies motionless in the ring, Rat Bastard signals to the fans that it's time to finish the match, which causes the fans to fill the arena with boos. Rat then takes his sweet time climbing up to the top rope and tosses his hands above his head as he gets to the top, signaling that it is time for the Drop of 1000 Bastards. Rat flies off the top rope, but Death Trap rolls to the side at the last minute as Rat's head connects with the canvus.
Tommy :: I thought it was over!
Platinum :: You would, gotta be smarta then that dog.
Death Trap then springs to his feet and picks Rat Bastard up by his throat, Death Trap hits Rat in the back once and then puts him in pump handle slam position before signaling to the fans that it is time for his finisher. The fans start to go crazy as Death Trap picks Rat Bastard up over his head and connects with the Puppet Driver! Death Trap wastes no time going for the pin and the ref counts123! We have ourselves a winner!
Winner :: Death Trap
Platinum :: The dude pulls it off, despite everything on this guys mind.
*Awake by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly separates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin.*
Tommy :: Putting the newly one title on the line, what a fighting champion
The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The Xtremetron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The Xtremetron now shows Hurricane flying and giving a thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down to the center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
Tommy :: Nice chance for the Hurricane here.
XHF United States Title Match
The Hurricane vs. Mr. X
Hurricane starts by grappling . . . and getting tossed half way across the ring. He stands up and charges. He hits the Hurricane Blow. X stands up and catches the second one and hits a standing powerslam. Hurricane grabs his head but stands. Hurricane charges and slides between Xs legs and hits a dropkick taking out both legs. X lands on Hurricane and gets a one count as Hurricane just seems stupefied. Hurricane picks up X and rains punches all over. X just stands there and yawns. Hurricane points to the crowd and the ref turns as Hurricane hits the Hurri-Low Blow. X stays standing but crosses his legs as Hurricane hits a clothesline, X is still standing. He hits another, another, and another but X wont go down. He goes for a dropkick but X catches him in a powerbomb.
Tommy :: He just can't get anything started
X starts stomping him. He picks him up and tosses him off the ropes. He hits a clothesline. He picks him up and lifts him. Hurricane falls off and rolls him up. 1 . kick out. Hurricane stands up and kicks X and grabs his throat. He goes to lift him . . . but his arm is all the way up and X is still on the ground. X elbows him and hooks him and hits . . . The Eye of the Hurricane!! He pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. He lifts him and hits the Hurrislam! 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. X just shrugs. Hurricane fires punches to his gut and sweeps out his legs. X just stands angry as Hurricane gets the crowd behind him.*
Platinum :: Crowd aint gon do nothin man, you gotta stay on him!
He charges and ducks a clothesline and kicks out Xs legs. He leaps to the top rope and waits. X turns into . . .the Overcast! 1 . . . kick out. X is pissed and waits for Hurricane and kicks him in the gut. He hits the Xd Out and gets the three!
Winner and still champion: Mr. X
Platinum :: Damn man, Mr. X is on fire!
Tommy :: A new force to be recogned with. The new United States Champion is looking dangerous out there!
Platinum :: He's established some dominance that's fo sho.
Tommy :: What a show, good night everybody!
Platinum :: Yo man, chill. He's meeting with Congo tonight over this commish role, so I'm takin ova as your commentator for tonight.
The scene opens with a large limo pulling up in the parking lot. It stops and the door opens, as it does a black ski mask falls from just inside the door. Death Trap and Diamond step out of the car! Diamond is first and he picks up the mask.
Diamond :: Check this out, some kid left his Halloween mask behind.
Death Trap :: Wasn't that a while ago?
Death Trap snatches it and puts it on.
Death Trap :: It fits perfectly! Must have been some kids dad trying to dress up somewhat with the kid.
Diamond :: It's always about the kids isn't it? Where's our fun.
Death Trap :: I'll have some fun with Rat tonight, you can have fun watching on your night off.
The two nod to one another, dropping the ski mask and entering the building, fans now hushed over what they just saw.
Tommy :: And the mask even fits!
Platinum :: But the pieces don't. Why would he attack Gravedigger and as he showed after Reeshi beat Mueller, Death Trap doesn't need to jump Reeshi to take him down or out. Why? There's no reason, there's no motive
Tommy :: You don't think it was Death Trap or even Diamond.
Platinum :: Righ man.
Tommy :: Then who?
Platinum :: iunno but I don't think it's them
All The Small Things by Blink 182 plays as Minibadboy makes his way down to the ring on his motorscooter and with his tradition half gallon of milk in hand and starts sucking it down like crazy at the top of the ramp as te crowd goes nuts. Minibadboy whellies down the ramp on scooter and then slides into the ring. Calling for more half gallons of milk from he ringside announcer and suck the down like crazy also,while the crowd goes nuts for one last time
Tommy :: Suddenly MBB has to earn his way through after Icarus Krazy got involved in this.
Platinum :: It's the way it should be man, earn your stripes around here.
"Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine blasts over the PA System with the all so familiar words, as the crowd bounce to their feet cheering for the fun loving Icarus Krazy.
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now
The lights in the arena start flashing widely to the beat as Icarus Krazy runs out to the centre stage, getting the crowd pumped as he dances about a bit. He then stands still as he looks down at the ring, the camera getting a long shot of his posture; he then suddenly bursts into a run down the ramp.
We're the renegades of this atomic age
This atomic age of renegades
Renegades of this atomic age
This atomic age of renegades
Icarus Krazy slides into the ring, almost reaching the other side on his belly. He then imminently springs to his feet and runs up onto the second of the turnbuckle, where he starts flinging his hands in the air, bobbing to the music.
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
Tommy :: We're ready for some fast paced Cruiser action!
Platinum :: Aint none as fast as me man.
Winner joins Platinum and Ace as number one contenders for the Junior Heavyweight Championship
MiniBadBoy vs Icarus Krazy
The two look ready to go, giving the corner ropes a tug and moving around the ring. They lock up in the middle of the ring, MBB gaining the upperhand, grabbing the arm of Krazy and moving around to the back. Krazy throws his arm back striking with a back elbow that sends MBB staggering back a moment. Into the ropes goes Krazy as he slides under the legs of MBB. Krazy gets right up to a vertical position and MBB comes across looking for the spinning kick to the head but it's ducked by Krazy who springs himself right around, rolling up MBB but only gets a count of two before MBB rolls through. MBB is quick right back to his feet and charges into the ropes. He leaps towards Krazy looking for the diving clothesline as Krazy tries to connect with a sitout dropkick. Krazy misses under MBB and MBB misses under Krazy, but Krazy slides to his feet and MBB rolls to his. Krazy is into the ropes and MBB turns around in time to catch him. He strikes with a tiltawhirl but Krazy reverses into a headscissors take down. MBB is right back to his feet and is running towards Krazy but a nicely executed dropkick sends MBB to the mat.
Tommy :: We're come to know and love this type of action from these Junior Heavyweights!
MBB rolls over and springs to his feet catching what was suppose to be a superkick from Krazy. Using the flip, he flips Krazy back who lands on his feet. MBB is quick to connect with a wheel kick to the chops of Krazy, taking him down off his feet. This time it's his turn to spring to his feet. As he does, he has to duck under the clothesline from MBB and he charges into the far ropes. MBB turns after missing the clothesline and tastes the springboard back elbow from Krazy! Krazy quick into the cover 1...2.MBB kicks out.
Platinum :: Had I done the move, it'd have been a three!
Krazy picks up MBB and begins with an arm wrench. Krazy steps sideways, keeping a hold of the arm of MBB and tries for a side kick but MBB ducks under, snatching the arm of Krazy with an arm wrench himself, directly into the sidekick, pulling Krazy forward in the process adding to the impact. MBB turns around to the turnbuckle and springs up to the top, turning around and facing Krazy on the mat in the process. MBB takes little time to look around him and comes off the top looking for the Frog Splash but nobodies home! Krazy had moved out of the way and now MBB is hoping around holding his stomach. He turns around and Krazy picks him up for a powerslam eventually spinning him into the Bum Rush!
Tommy :: What a bummer eh?
Platinum :: Man, that was crap!
Krazy goes into the cover 1...2...MBB kicks out again. Krazy picks him up and sends him into the corner. Krazy tries to follow up but MBB moves out of the way and Krazy hits the turnbuckle. He's turned around and is staggering out of the corner when MBB leaps onto the middle turnbuckle, spring back off of it and turning it mid air into a bulldog! MBB looking to cap it off climbs to the top and comes off with the Leap of Faith! He comes crawling back for the cover 1,2,3!
Winner :: MiniBadBoy
Platinum :: Looks like Ace and I got MBB to contend with too now
Tommy :: And Shadow Dragon
Platinum :: Whatever, the only name in that match that matters is Platinum, baby
Tommy :: Sure thing hun
Platinum :: Da fu...?
"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Tommy :: The hardcore legend!
*A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swallows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Whether you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Whether you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this black hole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most ferocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "Separate" by Sevendust begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and cheer, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. The crowd cheers even louder as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, and receives even more pops. He poses for the crowd, and begins to make his way down to the ring. Shortly behind him is Ted Nugent watching his every move. James runs up the steps, and spins on the apron. He presses his back against the ropes, and looks out into the crowd. He smirks and nods his head, and then climbs into the ring. He walks up to one of the turnbuckles, and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd does the same, as Ted climbs into the ring. James jumps back off the turnbuckle, and lands cleanly on his feet.
Platinum :: Dude beat DT, the boys gotta have skills
XHF Hardcore Title Match
James Mueller vs. Hardcore Harry
Mueller starts by taunting Harry. Harry spits at him and says he is the best. Mueller charges right into a knife edge chop. He backs into the ropes as Harry launches him across the ring. Mueller ducks a big boot and hits a low blow. Harry spins into a series of hard punches. He sets up for a suplex but Harry holds him down and lifts him into a brainbuster. Harry stands up and waits for Mueller. He fires a hard right to James who tumbles to the ground and rolls up to his knees against the ropes. Harry fakes a charge and when Mueller ducks pulling the ropes Harry hits a knee drop. He taunts to the crowd. He turns but Mueller hits a hot shot onto the ropes. Harry falls to the mat grabbing his throat. Mueller slowly stands and beckons him to stand. Harry does and they grapple. Harry is stronger and starts to push James back when James spits at his face then kicks out his left shin and forces him to the corner.
Platinum :: Ooh, some attitude eh
Tommy :: It's cool because we have that eh thing in common
Mueller climbs up and starts punching him as the crowd counts. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . 4 . . . 5 . . . 6 . . . 7 no! The seventh one yields Harry stepping out of the corner and hitting a devastating running choke bomb. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Harry holds his head as he rolls out of the ring. He goes under the ring and pulls out 2 chairs, a table, a cookie sheet, and a trash can and tosses them into the ring. He holds onto the cookie tray. Mueller smiles and grabs the chair. He walks to the ropes and his greeted with the pan to the face. He drops the chair and backs off. Harry grabs the chair and steps to the apron. Mueller moves in but gets the chair to the gut. Harry climbs in and uses the chair for a super guillotine. Mueller holds his neck as he falls back. Harry taunts to the crowd. He lifts Mueller and hits a Roll the Dice onto the chair. He pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Harry starts to celebrate but the ref informs him it wasn't over. They start to argue as Mueller moves . . . then grabs the trash can.
Tommy :: Time to take out the trash!
Platinum :: Dude...you're hopeless!
Harry turns to a trash can to the head. Mueller places one chair under Harry and then puts the trash can over him. He then says time to take out the garbage. He hits a spinebuster landing Harry's head in the can onto the chair. He grabs the other chair and smiles. He taunts. He then slams it on Harry's head in the can 5 times. He pins but Harry rolls inside the can as Mueller was on the can not him. Mueller stays calm and picks him up. He then tries to toss him can first to the post but instead pulls the can off as Harry falls backwards. Mueller laughs then looks at an empty can and turns to see Harry setting up the table in the ring. Mueller grabs the cookie sheet and charges but Harry dodges and bounces Mueller's head on the table. Harry then sets up for a powerbomb but Mueller uses the ropes to stay up and flips over the table to his feet. Mueller leaps onto the table and hits a flying clothesline. Harry is down. Mueller picks him up and hits The Hammer. He locks in the Walls of James.
Tommy :: That looks like it hurts...
Platinum :: It probably does
Harry is in agonizing pain. He is ready to tap but stops. He grabs the cookie sheet and swings back and hits Mueller in the back. Mueller breaks the hold and stands up arching his back. He turns into a big boot. Harry brings him to the ropes and goes up top for an old school but Mueller breaks free and knocks Harry into a wishbone on the top. He sets Harry's legs back toward the ring and sets up for a frankensteiner through the table. He falls but Harry catches him and holds. He stands looking for the Hangman's DDT but Mueller sits up and punches him. Harry sits back down. This time he grabs brass knuckles from his tights. Mueller sits up and tries another hurricanrana. Harry holds the ropes. He sits up right into a brass knuckle punch to the head. He falls down to the Hangman position. Harry laughs and calls it to be over. He backs up to the top rope and leaps putting Mueller through the table with the Hangman's DDT. Harry hurt himself too as he can't cover. He finally rolls and pins.
Tommy :: It's over!
Platinum :: Too much time, too much time
1 . . . 2 . . . KICK OUT!!! Somehow Mueller kicks out.
Platinum :: Told ya
Harry falls back hands over his face. He then turns and stands up Mueller who hits a low blow. He slowly regains balance and ducks a big boot. He tries to hit The New Shit but Harry lifts him over his head and slams him down with an inverted tiger bomb on the chair. 1. . . 2 . . . 3!!
Winner and still Hardcore Champ: Hardcore Harry
Tommy :: Well he got him that time
Platinum :: Props to these guys for a perfect display right there.
The lights go out and blue strobe lighting fills the arena. The begging of Stinkfist by Tool begins to play, the start of the song with the rattiling begins quietly, and slowly gets louder and then the song hits in.
Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.
Winter Callous steps through the curtains with his arms raised in the air, and his head looking down to the ground. As he gets to the centre of the ramp, he brings his arms down and then looks out into the crowd. He slowly walks towards the ring, as Stinkfist by Tool keeps playing.
Constant over stimu-lation numbs me
and I wouldn't have
It any other way.
Winter Callous reaches ringside and then walks around the edge of the ring, slapping hands with some of the fans on the front row, and then slides under the bottom rope at the back of the ring. He quickly stands up and jumps up a turnbuckle, where he holds his arms up once more, shouting out into the cheering crowd. Winter Callous jumps back down and walks over to some ropes, where he awaits the match to begin.
Platinum :: I hope the match aint as boring as his long ass entrance
My World hits as Elizabeth walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE NEW FALLEN ANGEL HAS ARRIVED TO PASS JUDGEMENT OVER THE UNJUDGED" A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and I Am blasts over the PA and Apollyon walks out wearing a black towel over his head and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Elizabeth and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Elizabeth takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Elizabeth stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title as flames shoot out of the four turnbuckle posts.
Tommy :: The champ is here, lets get to some title action!
Phoenix Championship
Winter Callous vs Apollyon (c)
Winter Callous stands in the middle of the ring, jumping back and forth in the same spot, looking ready to go. Apollyon steps up and goes nose to nose with the challenger. Winter Callous backs up a moment, letting out a little "woah" in the process but isn't backing down for the big man. He jumps forward with a right hand, and follows it up with more, quickly to the side of the head of Apollyon that has the champion forced back against the ropes. Apollyon reverses the Irish whip and Callous is sent into the far ropes. He bounces off and comes back only to receive a back body drop over the top rope. Callous lands feet first on the apron and tugs on the hair of Apollyon, turning him around. He tries to jump off the apron feet first, draping the champions neck over the top rope but Apollyon uses his strength to break the grip as Callous goes down. Callous lands on his feet and gives Apollyon's feet a tug, knocking him down and dragging him to the outside. As he does he scurries back into the ring and runs into the far ropes. Apollyon turns around to see where Callous went and receives a baseball slide to the face! Apollyon staggers back into the barricade as Callous is right back to his feet and is standing at the ropes. His hands are on them as he drops back, pulling the ropes back and launching himself over the top rope and connecting with a cross body to Apollyon!
Platinum :: Damn man, this WC dogs got some skills.
Apollyon remains on his feet at first but does stumble back and falls into a sitting position against the barricade, Callous down on top of him. Callous is quick to his feet and jumps up around to the side of the ring, taunting the fans, he and they, are all fired up at this point. He turns around to see Apollyon getting to his feet. He chargers forward, leaping up onto the steel steps and sending himself forward with a hard clothesline to Apollyon but the big man is still on his feet! Callous gets up and looks at the fans, steeing Apollyon dazed by the blow, "You wanna see that again?" Cheers from the fans has Callous scurry around to the side of the ring again. He again runs forward and jumps up onto the ring steps only this time propelling himself forward with a wheel kick but Apollyon catches him! He catches him and immediately sends him forward into the steel ring post, the ribs of Callous as well as the side of the leg crashing hard into the ring post before the other side of the body comes crashing down onto the steps!
Tommy :: That looked like it hurt.
Platinum :: He got too cocky.
Tommy :: Wow, coming from you that sounds sooo bad
Platinum :: Man, just cuz we both Canadian and in Canada don't mean I can't just get up right now and beatcho ass.
Callous rolls off the steps and onto the floor, the referee ready for a disqualification eagerly telling both men to get into the ring. Apollyon picks up Callous and rolls him back before climbing in himself as well. Apollyon begins to pick apart the challenger with a few kicks to the ribs that has Callous rolling along the mat towards the corner. Callous finds himself sitting up against the turnbuckle and Apollyon begins to drive the boots into the chest, followed by placing his foot across the throat of Callous, choking the life out of the challenger! He picks him up in the corner and begins to drive his shoulder into the rib/stomach area of Callous, attacking that area once again. He strikes five times and the fifth time, keeps his shoulder there, lifting him to a sitting position on the turnbuckle. He strikes with a few right hands to make sure Callous stays down and then hooks the head under his arms. Apollyon picks up Callous and both men come crashing off the turnbuckle with a super plex! Apollyon sits up, rolls back, hooks the leg into the cover, 1...2...Callous kicks out!
Tommy :: He's still alive!
Apollyon sits up and stalks the challenger back into the corner where he begins to use the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. He lets Callous get up on his will and then fires some right hands into the side of the head before coming in with an irish whip into the far corner. Callous hits the turnbuckles hard and Apollyon follows it up with a stiff clothesline! Callous's feet leaves the mat and he ends up in a sitting position in the corner after the impact. Callous is picked right back up and lead into the middle of the ring. Apollyon sends him into the ropes and comes back, picking him up for a side slam but Callous breaks free, and begins spinning around like he was in a tilt-a-whirl before sending Apollyon to the mat with a headscissors takedown! Callous and Apollyon both prompt to their feet and Callous takes Apollyon down with a diving clothesline! Callous points to the turnbuckle, he's got a second wind and is ready to fly! He climbs up to to the top and is looking to come down with a leg drop but Apollyon moves out of the way and he strikes the mat!
Platinum :: I'd hit the move man, I'm tellin ya.
Callous is down for a moment with a loud scream, shocked he didn't strike Apollyon but does turn over and get to his feet. Apollyon is up as well and he strikes with a kick to the gut. He turns around to the side of Callous, it's coming, the Apollyon Slam! Apollyon gets him up but as he turns him over, Callous slides down, a kick to the gut himself, Winter Seasons! Quickly done, nicely executed, and it seemed to come from out of nowhere. Callous falls back for a brief moment, but is able to sit back up, roll Apollyon over and hook the leg, 1...2....3!
Winner and new Phoenix Champion :: Winter Callous
Tommy :: We have a new champion!
Platinum :: Hats off to him, nicely done.
The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtremetron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The tron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The tron shows "ANARCHY INC.!" in red and green lettering. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.
Tommy :: He seems to have gotten under the skin of Reeshi.
Platinum :: No, the masked man is unda the skin of Reeshi, and I got a feelin the masked man aint him.
Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marylin Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The Xtreme Tron goes from black to static and back to black, causeing a stobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud stobe lights explode there bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges. Rat makes his way down the ramp as the stobe lights ignite around him, makeing his walk look like slow motion. When he reaches the apron he climbs in as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans......
Tommy :: Reeshi's the judge and jury, here's the executioner!
Rat Bastard vs. Death Trap
The bell rings and both competitors walk out to the center of the ring. Death Trap then begins to circle around Rat Bastard, trying to gauge his competitor. As Death Trap completes the full circle Rat Bastard begins to laugh and then slaps Death Trap in the face. The fans fill the arena with "ooohhhh's" as Death Trap stands in the center of the ring with a look of shock on his face, the rage building up inside. Death Trap then attempts to lock up with Rat Bastard, but Rat just steps backwards and waves his hand in the air towards Death Trap as he starts to laugh once again. Rat Bastard then turns his back towards his opponent and Death Trap proves that he is fed up with Rat's games as he delivers a boot to the back of Rat. Death Trap then continues the offense as he lands lefts and rights to the back of Rat Bastard, sending him fleeing towards the corner.
Tommy :: These two will not quit, neither will back down, this one should be good.
Once in the corner Death Trap goes to work on Rat, kneeing the big man in his midsection. Death Trap then climbs up to the second rope and starts to go to town on the head of the former XHF Ultimate Champion. The fans begin to count in unison as Death Trap delivers the crushing blows1.2.3456.7NO! Rat counters the shots to the head as he lowers his shoulder and sends Death Trap flying halfway across the ring. Death Trap bounces back up from Rat's counter though and heads towards the turnbuckle with a full head of steam and goes for an elebow shot to the head. Rat Bastard is one step ahead of Death though and he dodges the flying elebow shot, which leaves Death Trap stunned near the turnbuckles.
Tommy :: Absolutelty stunning!
Platinum :: yo man, that's the second smart ass comment out of you tonight. That shit is crazy, you mental?
Rat quickly senses that momentum is shifting and he runs to the turnbuckle, he connects with a shot to the head of Death Trap and adds a few more which leave the former Phoenix Champ dazed. Rat Bastard then performs an irish whip which sends Death Trap to the opposite turnbuckle, Rat then follows that up with a flying reverse elebow smash, which connects to Death Trap's face and sends Death Trap falling to the mat.
Platinum :: That almost looks like somethin outta my back. Rat does that too?
Rat Bastard quickly steps over the body of Death Trap and starts to taunt the fallen man. Rat then lifts Death Trap to his knees and hammers him in the back a few times with crushing blows. Rat then sets Death Trap up for a powerbomb and tosses his hands in the air to taunt the fans which causes the fans to fill the arena with boo's. Rat then attempts to hoist Death Trap up, but Death Trap counters and performs a desperation back body drop, which causes the fans to fill the arena with cheers!
Tommy :: Death Trap's coming back!
Platinum :: The dude just don't quit
After performing the back body drop Death Trap staggers over to the ropes, he then senses that Rat is about to rise to his feet, so Death Trap propels himself off the ropes and connects with a clothesline from hell on Rat Bastard! Death Trap goes for the pin.12. Rat got his shoulder up! Death Trap looks at the ref, about to argue about a possible slow count, but remains cool and picks Rat Bastard up by the neck and connects with a couple of shots to the back to keep the man dazed.
Platinum :: I'd just like to point out that you're listenin to the commentaries of the next Junior Heavyweight Champion.
Death Trap then picks Rat up over his head and sets him up for a powerslam, but Rat Bastard rolls out of the hold and bounces off the ropes. Rat comes flying off the ropes and aims for a clothesline, but Death Trap ducks it, Rat then comes off the other rope and connects with a flying elebow to the forehead of Death Trap. Rat then helps Death Trap to his feet and performs a scoop slam.
Platinum :: Yeah...that'll keep him down
As Death Trap lies motionless in the ring, Rat Bastard signals to the fans that it's time to finish the match, which causes the fans to fill the arena with boos. Rat then takes his sweet time climbing up to the top rope and tosses his hands above his head as he gets to the top, signaling that it is time for the Drop of 1000 Bastards. Rat flies off the top rope, but Death Trap rolls to the side at the last minute as Rat's head connects with the canvus.
Tommy :: I thought it was over!
Platinum :: You would, gotta be smarta then that dog.
Death Trap then springs to his feet and picks Rat Bastard up by his throat, Death Trap hits Rat in the back once and then puts him in pump handle slam position before signaling to the fans that it is time for his finisher. The fans start to go crazy as Death Trap picks Rat Bastard up over his head and connects with the Puppet Driver! Death Trap wastes no time going for the pin and the ref counts123! We have ourselves a winner!
Winner :: Death Trap
Platinum :: The dude pulls it off, despite everything on this guys mind.
*Awake by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly separates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin.*
Tommy :: Putting the newly one title on the line, what a fighting champion
The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The Xtremetron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The Xtremetron now shows Hurricane flying and giving a thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down to the center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
Tommy :: Nice chance for the Hurricane here.
XHF United States Title Match
The Hurricane vs. Mr. X
Hurricane starts by grappling . . . and getting tossed half way across the ring. He stands up and charges. He hits the Hurricane Blow. X stands up and catches the second one and hits a standing powerslam. Hurricane grabs his head but stands. Hurricane charges and slides between Xs legs and hits a dropkick taking out both legs. X lands on Hurricane and gets a one count as Hurricane just seems stupefied. Hurricane picks up X and rains punches all over. X just stands there and yawns. Hurricane points to the crowd and the ref turns as Hurricane hits the Hurri-Low Blow. X stays standing but crosses his legs as Hurricane hits a clothesline, X is still standing. He hits another, another, and another but X wont go down. He goes for a dropkick but X catches him in a powerbomb.
Tommy :: He just can't get anything started
X starts stomping him. He picks him up and tosses him off the ropes. He hits a clothesline. He picks him up and lifts him. Hurricane falls off and rolls him up. 1 . kick out. Hurricane stands up and kicks X and grabs his throat. He goes to lift him . . . but his arm is all the way up and X is still on the ground. X elbows him and hooks him and hits . . . The Eye of the Hurricane!! He pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. He lifts him and hits the Hurrislam! 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. X just shrugs. Hurricane fires punches to his gut and sweeps out his legs. X just stands angry as Hurricane gets the crowd behind him.*
Platinum :: Crowd aint gon do nothin man, you gotta stay on him!
He charges and ducks a clothesline and kicks out Xs legs. He leaps to the top rope and waits. X turns into . . .the Overcast! 1 . . . kick out. X is pissed and waits for Hurricane and kicks him in the gut. He hits the Xd Out and gets the three!
Winner and still champion: Mr. X
Platinum :: Damn man, Mr. X is on fire!
Tommy :: A new force to be recogned with. The new United States Champion is looking dangerous out there!
Platinum :: He's established some dominance that's fo sho.
Tommy :: What a show, good night everybody!