Will The Real Florida Man Please Stand Up? (Kira rp)
Feb 6, 2024 1:36:47 GMT -5
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Post by Kira Izumi on Feb 6, 2024 1:36:47 GMT -5
White noise is all we see on the screen. We hear screams and manic laughter as blood oozes from the top of the screen and drips down. It soon fills the screen. The blood begins to swirl in a whirlpool before forming the face of a masked Kira Izumi. In the whirlpool of blood bones, organs and muscles all begin to swirl and form a body. We see Kira come out of a bath of blood soaked in red. It soon seeps into his skin as the masked mans black eyes glow red. He looks into the camera. We see nothing but his red eyes and lips as he fades into the darkness.
”(Some of you may be wondering how i got two other rivals and Captain Righteous. Despite how much Darlene and Brendan hate my guts, despite how much they want to see me get maimed and tortured by the likes of a wanna be saturday cartoon character, their love of J-ROK trumps that hatred. They know there’s a time and place. And as long as the match is going on? We’ll do what J-ROK does best. Ultra fucking violence.)”
Kira’s mask starts to become visible now as well as his sliver hair.
”(Florida Man you want to talk about me burying you after you got that fluke knock out on me in Guns Fight Club. Florida, if that even is your real name, you want to talk about the past and about how much i screwed you over. You really want to know why you’ve been treated as badly as you have been? Because right now you’re nothing more than a joke. You bribe people with food stamps and hit them with fried chicken. Florida Man i saw potential in you. There is a star under that mask, but i couldn’t let an alligator become the face of my company. I couldn’t let a clown make a mockery of my lifes work and my blood, sweat, and tears. And so i humbled you. I humiliated you. And i made you the circus you wanted so badly. I tried to bring out whoever or whatever you are under that mask out. I wanted the real Florida Man. Not the mask, not the character. But the man. And it looks like it’s starting to work. Even if ever so slightly.
He points at the camera.
”(You made the biggest mistake of your life locking me up with you. Now there’s no escape from the unbearable hell i’m going to unleash on you. I hope my team mates love smoked gator. Because i’m finishing the job that i couldn’t in Japan. And your ass is going to be six feet under you waste of space)”)”
We see images of skinned gators being cooked.
”(As for the rest of your team? Well Marty, it’s a pleasure to finally face off against one another. Too bad for you it’s in a match with no rules or restrictions. And even worse than being a corporate shill for that disgusting mouse and even worse than somehow teaming with Florida Man on a semi regular basis, you’re a disney adult!)”
Kira fake barfs.
”(And thats one sin that will never be forgiven. No furry suits are going to save your ass this time either. I’ll properly introduce you to my world Marty. And you’ll be LUCKY to walk after much less live as the same man as before. I’m going to make you scream and whimper. I’m going to cut your pretty little face up and make you beg for mercy. But there will be no mercy. Only pain and agony awaits you. As for Goth, I’m looking forward to the bloodshed and the look on Vampira’s face when she sees her precious Goth get mutilated and gutted like a fish. And Donzilla? I’m going to expose you to the world. As just another failed experiment from this company.)”
He smiles that devilish grin.
”(None of you will ever forget the letters J-ROK and none of you will ever forget the name Kira Izumi. Brendan, Darlene and Captain all know their place and all know the more important goal in this match. And so do i. I’m a professional afterall. But before i go, Florida i just have one question for you? Are you ready? Not for the match or getting your hands on me, no. oh no. For the blood that’s now on your hands. They’ll all pay for your mistakes. And when they do get bruised, beaten and battered to a bloody pulp? They have no one to blame but you.)”
Blood oozes out of his mouth as well as blood starts to pour out of his eyes.
”(And here’s one last thing all of you will understand.)”
He flips off the camera as he laughs and slowly gets enveloped in the blood.
”(Some of you may be wondering how i got two other rivals and Captain Righteous. Despite how much Darlene and Brendan hate my guts, despite how much they want to see me get maimed and tortured by the likes of a wanna be saturday cartoon character, their love of J-ROK trumps that hatred. They know there’s a time and place. And as long as the match is going on? We’ll do what J-ROK does best. Ultra fucking violence.)”
Kira’s mask starts to become visible now as well as his sliver hair.
”(Florida Man you want to talk about me burying you after you got that fluke knock out on me in Guns Fight Club. Florida, if that even is your real name, you want to talk about the past and about how much i screwed you over. You really want to know why you’ve been treated as badly as you have been? Because right now you’re nothing more than a joke. You bribe people with food stamps and hit them with fried chicken. Florida Man i saw potential in you. There is a star under that mask, but i couldn’t let an alligator become the face of my company. I couldn’t let a clown make a mockery of my lifes work and my blood, sweat, and tears. And so i humbled you. I humiliated you. And i made you the circus you wanted so badly. I tried to bring out whoever or whatever you are under that mask out. I wanted the real Florida Man. Not the mask, not the character. But the man. And it looks like it’s starting to work. Even if ever so slightly.
He points at the camera.
”(You made the biggest mistake of your life locking me up with you. Now there’s no escape from the unbearable hell i’m going to unleash on you. I hope my team mates love smoked gator. Because i’m finishing the job that i couldn’t in Japan. And your ass is going to be six feet under you waste of space)”)”
We see images of skinned gators being cooked.
”(As for the rest of your team? Well Marty, it’s a pleasure to finally face off against one another. Too bad for you it’s in a match with no rules or restrictions. And even worse than being a corporate shill for that disgusting mouse and even worse than somehow teaming with Florida Man on a semi regular basis, you’re a disney adult!)”
Kira fake barfs.
”(And thats one sin that will never be forgiven. No furry suits are going to save your ass this time either. I’ll properly introduce you to my world Marty. And you’ll be LUCKY to walk after much less live as the same man as before. I’m going to make you scream and whimper. I’m going to cut your pretty little face up and make you beg for mercy. But there will be no mercy. Only pain and agony awaits you. As for Goth, I’m looking forward to the bloodshed and the look on Vampira’s face when she sees her precious Goth get mutilated and gutted like a fish. And Donzilla? I’m going to expose you to the world. As just another failed experiment from this company.)”
He smiles that devilish grin.
”(None of you will ever forget the letters J-ROK and none of you will ever forget the name Kira Izumi. Brendan, Darlene and Captain all know their place and all know the more important goal in this match. And so do i. I’m a professional afterall. But before i go, Florida i just have one question for you? Are you ready? Not for the match or getting your hands on me, no. oh no. For the blood that’s now on your hands. They’ll all pay for your mistakes. And when they do get bruised, beaten and battered to a bloody pulp? They have no one to blame but you.)”
Blood oozes out of his mouth as well as blood starts to pour out of his eyes.
”(And here’s one last thing all of you will understand.)”
He flips off the camera as he laughs and slowly gets enveloped in the blood.
