Post by Kira Izumi on Feb 8, 2024 2:35:21 GMT -5
Match One: J-ROK New Wave Championship Match; Exploding Casket Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Max Daemon Vs. Jesse Jamester (C.)
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is an Exploding Casket Death Match! And can only be won by closing your opponent in the casket AND press the button to explode it! This match is for the J-ROK New Wave Championship!)”
The camera pans across the fans before resting in front of Fumio Daemura in his finest suit.
Fumio Daemura: “(Introducing first! 5’8 and weighing in 180 pounds! From Baltimore, Maryland, USA! Accompanied to the ring by Hardhead Hawaiian… he is Max Fucking Daemon!)”
MUSHI: “(Max Daemon and his new partner, Hardhead Hawaiian had an impressive showing in the Sakura Tag League. But tonight the man who rivals James Raymond, the very same man challenging for the Visual Kei Championship later tonight.)”
Psycho KGB: “(He's also a former world champion in promotions across the world. But tonight he faces the man who beat Darlene Price so bad the referee had to stop the match! Jesse Jamester!)”
Fumio Daemura: “(And his opponent standing at 6’6 and weighing in at 283 pounds hailing from Canada he is the REIGNING DEFENDING Unified J-ROK New Wave Champion… Murder Lizzard Jesse Jamester!)”
The match would start off to a hot start. With jumping knees and dropkicks forcing back Jesse into the ropes. Hardhead Hawaiian is on the outside. He jumps up to the apron and grabs Jamester. Max goes for a POW! Right In The Pissah! A one way ticket straight to dick kick city!
Jamester slumps down as he eats one more. Hawaiian chokes him and lifts him up. Slamming him onto the apron. He grabs him again in a full nelson hold.
Max comes over for a triangle dropkick. Jesse slips out and he hits Hardhead. Jamester punches Daemon in the gut. Nearly doubling him over. He lifts him up for a piledriver. He leans back as they fall off the apron and onto the ground below. Jesse picks up Hawaiian and tosses him into the barricade before booting him over. He turns around to see Max charging at him. Diving off the apron, only to be caught by Jesse. He hits a razors edge onto max. Making him land back first onto the guard rail. He picks up Max by the hair and drags him to the casket.
He opens up the casket and slams Daemon in. He walks towards the button to explode it. Before he can touch it Hawaiian with a sicking suicide head but. Jesse is down as Hawaiian pulls out Max. Both of them gang Jesse before throwing him into the casket. Max tries to press the button. Jesse escapes the casket, kicking open the lid and diving out with a lariat to the big Hardhead Hawaiian. He goes for Max. Daemon slips by as Hawaiian hits Jesse with a Samoan spike to the throat.
They drag him into the casket again. This time they handcuff the casket lid shut. Jesse kicks the lid. He keeps kicking with all his might. The handcuffs finally snap as he dives out at the last second.
Jamester grabs Daemon by the legs. He swings him, using him as a weapon. Pummeling Hawaiin. He knocks Hawaiian into the casket. Jesse positions himself onto the steps. He grabs max and hits him with a leaping tombstone piledriver into the casket. He closes the lid and dives for the button. He presses it in time as we see a huge explosion come from the casket.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and STILL Unified J-ROK New Wave Champion and NEW Right To Book Any Show Holder… Jesse Jamester!)”
Match Two: Fatal Four Way New Wave Championship Number One Contenders Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
Sonya Benson Vs. The Jitterman Vs. El Único Demonio Vs. Shelby Morris
The winner would face off against Jesse Jamester at the next show. This is a huge chance for all four who are looking for their first gold in J-ROK. This would be a big match for Benson as well now needing five more matches before she can leave the wrestling world that she hates so much.
The match would be a chaotic affair with all four creating combos and even new takes on classic moves. Such as Demonio hitting a double poison Rana on Morris and Benson. Jitterman would stop any momentum he had. Using Benson and Morris as stairs. He'd jump high into the air and collide with a devastating dropkick. Sending the masked luchadore Outside the ring.
Benson and Morris would share a short lived alliance as they'd team to take down the enigmatic Jitterman! Hitting a beautiful doomsday DDT. It would leave the two in the ring. Shelby and Sonya would trade chops before shooting kicks. A super kick by Shelby would send her into the ropes. Sonya would bounce back with a dropkick to the chest of Morris. She would taunt the crowd as Morris makes her way into the ropes. Hanging onto the middle rope.
Benson charges her with a v trigger. Morris slips Out of the way. Rolling her up in a small package for the win.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and number one contender to the Unified J-ROK New Wave Championship next month is Shelby M-)”
Fumio Daemura is knocked over as Sonya Benson clobbers Shelby Morris. She stomps her a few times before hitting her with a v trigger.
Psycho KGB: “(Bitch Trigger from Benson! There's unfinished business between these two!)”
Match Three: King Of Darkness Death Match! If Erik Holland Loses he's banned from Japan! 60 Minute Time Limit
Kira Izumi Vs. Erik Holland
The lights in the arena slowly go out as ring crew would put in light tubes and other death match stables. The arena would get darker as they would place large lights in all four corners of the ring.
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is a King of Darkness Death Match! And if Erik Holland Loses, He’ll leave Japan forever! In this match the ring will get increasingly more foggy and dark as the four light structures in the ring get destroyed. Once all lights are out the match will enter pitch black mode. In which they’ll fight in the complete darkness and the thick fog! All weapons are legal and anything goes! The only way to win this match is by your opponent being unable to continue! In case of pitch black mode, refrain under your seats for JROK branded night vision goggles. And to think someone thought they’d be a bad idea!)”
The camera showcases the carnage ahead.
Fumio Daemura: “(Introducing first in the red corner, he is from Silent Hill! Standing in at 6’6 and weighing in at 275 pounds, he is Erik Holland!)”
The fans cheer the world renowned legend as he enters the ring.
MUSHI: “(Blood runs deep between these two men. Going to war all over the world off and on since 2016 in Full Intensity Wrestling! Both men fought over countless championships in countless matches. And for the first time ever! They face off in a one of a kind match!)”
Psycho KGB: “(So one of a kind in fact, there’s only been one of it’s kind! Back at FIW Summer of Sin 2017, Kira lost to Sang-Hyun Lee and also lost the original version of the same mask he dons tonight!)”
Fumio Daemura: “(And his opponent Representing UZUMAKI! From Shinhidaka, Hokkaido, Japan, he stands at 6’0 and weighs in at 200 pounds, he is the J-ROK YTA Champion… Kira Izumi!)”
The fans boo Izumi and throw toilet paper at him.
The bell rings as both men circle one another. Knowing this is a big night for both of them. One mistake and Kira’s problem can be gone forever. Holland takes a slow and cautious approach to start things out. Causing Izumi to initiate the strikes. Low kicks to the thigh and midsection would pepper with stings. Holland would retaliate with punches and toe kicks to the gut. He’d throw Kira into the corner after knife edge chop and belly to belly suplex combo. Causing him to crash into the ultra bright and hot light tubes. He screams as the glass cuts and burns him. He crawls out quickly and walks right into an uranage from Erik.
Holland takes this down time to introduce the ultra violent aspect of this match up, going outside and throwing in countless weapons. He rolls back into the ring after throwing in various weapons. He picks up a chair and lifts it up high. He smashes it across the head of Kira. The chair shatters as its remnants hang like a necklace around Kira’s neck. He laughs and flips off Holland. Begging for more. Holland obliges and goes for another chair shot. Izumi sprays Holland with his blinding and burning red blood mist. His face stained red as he drops down to a knee. Kira grabs a cookie sheet and smashes it across his head. He smashes a light tube shortly after.
Blood trickles down the face of Erik Holland as he smashes Kira with a barrage of forearms. He picks him up and slams him with another uranage. Erik grabs a door and throws it at Kira. Izumi eats it and topples over. Erik grabs the door again and lifts it up. Smashing it into Kira with all his power. The door smashes and Holland uses half the door now, smashing it across the head of Izumi.
MUSHI: “(These two cranking up the violence early on!)”
Kira dodges a lariat from Erik. Getting behind him and dropping him with a snap tiger suplex. He runs towards the opposite corner now. Holland gets up as he charges with the Kira Killer Knee. the boma ye strike knocks Holland into the Lights. Burning and cutting him to pieces.
Psycho KGB: “(It seems like the darker it gets the stronger Kira gets!)”
Izumi picks up Erik and hits him with another knee strike. This time knocking Holland outside the ring. Kira runs the ropes and hits a suicide dive. Crashing him and Erik into the barricade. Holland takes it and lifts up Izumi. He hits a powerslam onto Kira on the barricade. Nearly snapping his spine in two. Kira stays down for a minute before he reaches up towards the barricade. He uses the guard rail as support. Lifting himself up. Only to be knocked back down again. After Erik grabs Izumi’s face and choke slams him into the chairs at ringside. Izumi hits with a loud thud. The chairs dont give as he’s even more bruised and battered. He begins to laugh manically as he gets up. Making his way towards the ring and his opponent.
Kira grabs more light tubes as he slides in. He gets stomped immediately. Shortly after he eats a light tube bundle. Kira slips out of a military slam. Hitting a german suplex out of desperation. Kira places some glass panes in between chairs. He beats down Holland some before lifting him up for a powerbomb. Erik crashes hard through the glass.
Kira picks him back up and goes for a tombstone piledriver.
Psycho KGB: “(Decayed State of Mind by Kira! The referee is checking on Holland!)”
MUSHI: “(ONE! TWO!! THR- NO HE”S BACK UP!)”
Izumi keeps up the offense. Hitting another Kira Killer Knee and lifting up Holland for the kudome valentine. He plants him on his neck with it on the apron.
Psycho KGB: “(Raison D’Etre! This is a move we don’t see often, but that just tells you how much he’s willing to sacrifice to win here tonight.)”
The referee checks on Holland who’s on the ground laying motionless. Kira laughs and taunts his opponent and the crowd.
Holland somehow manages to move and show signs of life. He manages to get himself up. But just barely. Both men are bruised and battered as Holland comes back with even more weapons. We’d see him hit a Death Race 2000 on Kira into a pile of tacks. Kira would manage to hit a double foot stomp onto Holland. Kira would wrap a light tube around his leg with barbed wire. He’d hit Erik in the face with a shining wizard.
MUSHI: “(Itami No Izumi and that barbed wire and light tube just shattering the face of Erik Holland!)”
Kira lays into Holland with lefts and rights. Knocking him down, he hits him with mounted punches. Kira pulls out a knife and begins to shake. He starts screaming at himself. Leaving a moment for Erik to dodge it as he slams it down. Kira makes distance as his hands shake and he starts to look out of it. Holland takes advantage and hits him with a middle rope toxic avenger for the win.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match is Erik Holland!)”
Match Four: Undisputed J-ROK Visual Kei Championship Match; Lumberjack Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
James Raymond Vs. Brendan Harding (C.)
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is set for one fall at a sixty minute time limit! This is a Lumberjack Death Match for the Undisputed J-ROK Visual Kei Championship! Introducing first, The Lumberjacks! We see the likes of Momoko Honda, Wolf Fang Ayame, Jack Gaines, Scott Fargo, Mehrunes Smith, Carnivore, Fukushima Zombie and Esmerelda Kanyon!)”
All of the lumberjacks come out from the back with big leather straps in their hands to beat either man who goes out of the ring.
Fumio Daemura: “(Introducing first, in the red corner, standing in at six foot and one half inches tall and weighing in at one hundred and eighty seven pounds, from Coventry City, England, he is The Ruthless Star James Raymond!)”
Raymond comes out from the back, serious as can be. He’s focused on tonight. Knowing this could very well be his only chance at the biggest prize of them all. The J-ROK Visual Kei Championship!
Psycho KGB: “(This is a man deadset and focused. He failed to defeat Brendan Harding the last time they fought. And the only reason Brendan won last time was the chair assisted Zen Driver.)”
MUSHI: “(Despite this being a death match, the action in the ring will be relatively pure. This will be a war between these two highly skilled men.)”
Psycho KGB: “(James is no stranger to the top either. Holding the AXW Undisputed Championship for an infamous sixteen days. He’s got all the tools to win it here tonight, and with his so called friends? Who knows who he’s talking about?!)”
Fumio Daemura: “(Introducing his opponent, in the blue corner, standing in at six foot two inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and twenty two pounds hailing from Cambden, London, England, He is the REIGNING DEFENDING Undisputed J-ROK Visual Kei Champion! He is Dr. Zen Brendan Harding!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Brendan just came off one hell of a match and a brutal beat down last night. James also had an impressive match against Tapp Addams last night. Both men are going to have to play it safe tonight!)”
MUSHI: “(Harding has done a great job holding J-ROK on his shoulders and elevating the company through our hardest of times. He’s fought hard to get to this point and i doubt he’s going to give up so easily now!)”
(DING! DING! DING!)
The bell rings as both men immediately charge one another. Harding goes for a lariat as Raymond boots him in the arm. He grabs his wrist and twists it, locking in a wrist lock. He wrenches it causing Harding to drop down. Harding tries to spin out, but gets blocked and stopped by the challenger. Raymond stomps hard on the arm before spinning around and locking it up with his legs. He slaps Harding before grabbing at his other arm. He bends and contorts it as Harding screams and crawls his way towards the ropes. James stands up as he keeps hold of the wristlock. Brendan eats an inner thigh kick followed by a lifting knee to the arm.Brendan chops Raymond in the chest, but to no avail. James drops hard on the mat before stomping at the arm once more. Harding spins to relief the pain on the wristlock and gain a more neutral footing. He trips up Raymond with a leg sweep. He keeps hold of the wristlock now. Yanking up Raymond for a SHOOPlex. Both men down now.
Psycho KGB: “(Raymond doing a lot of work on those arms. But Harding showing some fight in him and getting a good comeback!)”
Brendan gets up rubbing his arm as he looks to capitalize on an opening. James is also back to his feet. Raymond charges him this time with a necessary evil gowan styled lariat. Brendan catches his arm and arm drags him out of the ring instead.
MUSHI: “(Action spilling to the outside as the lumberjacks all head towards Raymond.)”
Jack Gaines is the first to meet James as he beats the hell out of him with the leather strap. James tries fighting back before more starts to join in. He decides to rush back into the ring. He does so and eats a Thannix cannon from a waiting Dr. Zen.
He goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!!
T-
Kick out! James locks in a kimura lock on Brendan. Getting his shoulder up and breaking the pin in the process.
He turns himself around to where Brendan is on his back now. James grabs hold of the arm and shoot kicks it. He stomps a few more times before driving vicious knees into the face of Brendan. He runs the ropes before PK kicking Brendans arm. Harding gets up to his feet soon after as James throws him outside. Jack fights off some of the lumberjacks who try to approach Brendan. Scott and Mehrunes gang him and hit him with the total elimination. The rest of the lumberjacks start to wail on Harding as well now. Harding manages to slip free after receiving a few shots to the back and face. He comes into the ring and eats a calamity kick one to the arm. James hits him with a gutwrench powerbomb onto the ropes before following it to a gutwrench suplex onto the outside. Jack tries to catch his friend, but he’s too far away as Brendan crumbles to the floor below.
MUSHI: “(James is sending Brendan back to the outside with Kill Or Be Killed! And from the looks of it? He’s getting killed out there!)”
The End beat Harding across the back and face before throwing him into the guard rail. Scott hits Jack with a piledriver before him and Mehrunes settle their eyes on Harding.
Psycho KGB: “(I think these are the friends that James was talking about!)”
Brendan tries to fight them off. As the lumberjacks don’t know who to attack. Some side with Harding while the others try to do their job. It’s an all out war as all hell breaks lose between the lumberjacks. The End throw Brendan back into the ring. James catches him with a shining wizard before transitioning it into a triangle lancer. He leans back and bridges it. Forcing Brendan to tap.
MUSHI: “(Black Death from James! It’s over! And the friends he was talking about? It looks like it was The End!)”
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and NEW Undisputed J-ROK Champion… The Broken Crown James Raymond!)”
Mehrunes locks in a triangle choke onto Jack Gaines on the outside. Scott and James beat and pummel Brendan. Scott locks in his Heel Hook onto Brendan. Wrenching it in like a madman as James raises the J-ROK Visual Kei Championship high in the air. Not too long after, a familiar tune begins to play.
MUSHI: “(Wait a minute… it can’t be! Can it?)”
Speeding down the ramp as fast as a mobility scooter can go, Florida Man rushes towards the ring. He slides in and looks at James Raymond. He looks down at Brendan Harding.
Psycho KGB: “(Why is he here? I thought he was gone from J-ROK!)”
MUSHI: “(The results of that match from last night are still iffy, but if anything is certain, something big is about to happen Psycho.)”
Florida takes a few more moments looking at all the men in the ring. He hits a leg drop onto the back of the neck of Brendan. He starts to stomp his arm before he celebrates in the ring with James and The End. James grabs a mic.
James Raymond: “(Brendan meet your makers! Together we’re going to clean out the filth that’s plagued this company for far too long. Together we’re going to make J-ROK pure. And together we are Parabellum!)”
He drops the mic as all four men celebrate in the ring one final time.
Match Five: SCCW Special Gold Rush Contendership Battle Royale; 60 Minute Time Limit
Eichi Yamaguchi Vs. Sister Valerie Vs. Jayson Mathews Vs. Esmur Vs. Alan Galloway Vs. Carrion Vs. Andrew Daniels Vs. Jason Justice
Match Six: Sakura Tag League Finals; No DQ, No Holds Barred Death Match; No Time Limit
The End Vs. The Archfiends
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is the 2023 Sakura Tag League Finals and is a no DQ, no holds barred death match! This match is set for no time limit and there must be a winner! Introducing first, The team of Scott Fargo and Mehrunes Smith… they are The End!)”
The two men make their way to the ring.
MUSHI: “(The End revealed themselves to be apart of the new group led by James Raymond after what was a brutal lumber jack match between Raymond and Brendan Harding. But tonight the duo is looking for more than just the Sakura Tag League to add to their impressive resume and year. They’re going to try and not only save their undefeated streak, but end the Archfiends undefeated streak in J-ROK!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Both teams had a rocky road to get here, but tonight they’re going to leave it all in the ring and show why they’re not the future, but the present of this tag team division!)”
Fumio Daemura: “(And their opponents, they are the J-ROK Duel Crown Champions… Marcus Jackson and Drake Manson, The Archfiends!)”
MUSHI: “(The Archfiends are coming off an impressive win from last night. They have to be near perfect again if they want to finish this year off strong and win the Sakura Tag League.)”
The bell rings as Smith and Jackson start things off. Both men take a cautious approach to begin things. With a couple of strikes before a lock up. Jackson hits him with knee strikes before getting behind him. He goes for a back body drop, but Mehrunes stops it and gets behind Marcus instead. He catches his arms for a tiger suplex. The bridge and an early pin attempt.
ONE!
T-
Jackson kicks out with ease. Mehrunes stomps him down before dragging him into his corner. He tags out to Fargo. Lifting up Jackson both land a springboard doomsday before setting up for something nasty.
Psycho KGB: “(TOOOOOOOOTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL EEEEELLLLLLLLLIIIIMMMIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAAAAAATTIIOOOOONNNNNN!)”
]MUSHI: “(He’s gotta be dead!)”
Fargo picks him up and hits a scoop brainbuster before going for the quick pin attempt.
ONE!
TWO!
Kick out.
Archfiends still in this. Fargo locks in a sleeper hold as Marcus tries to fight out. He fights to his feet as he runs towards the corner. He flips over and gets Fargo into a flash pin. He breaks the hold and both men are on their feet now. Lou thez Press from Marcus as he lays in the punches onto Scott.
Jackson lifts him up while maintaining a waistlock. He ripcords him into a forearm smash. The Howitzer connects as he tags in his partner. They hit Scott with a flurry of superkicks ending it in a nasty super kick sandwich. Misty Eyed connected as Drake enters the match for the first time. He covers his opponent for a one count.
He keeps up the offense as he hits an enzugiri on Fargo. Knocking him into a neutral corner. Manson charges him, but eats a wild lariat from Fargo. Making him flip and land hard as both men fall down to the mat. Fargo gets up first as he lifts up his opponent. Hits him with a butterfly suplex and transitions midair into an armbar. The armbar is locked in tight as a chair can be seen obliterating the face of Scott Fargo. Forcing him to let go of the hold.
MUSHI: “(Marcus with some quick and dangerous thinking there.)”
Drake picks him up and hits him with a stairway to hell. Bridging high angled tiger suplex and the pin attempt.
Mehrunes dives from the top with a frog splash onto Manson. Breaking the pin attempt. Scott and Drake trade strikes. With lefts and rights as they beat one another across the ring. Scott knees Manson and throws him into a neutral corner. He lifts him up onto the top rope before following suit. Scott gets him in a half and half hold. Hitting an avalanche half and half superplex onto Drake Manson. Scott crawls to Drake and goes for the cover.
Mehrunes gets into the ring quickly as Fargo goes for the pin. He dives through the ropes and spears Jackson off the apron.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!
Kick out by Manson!
Scott is furious as he stomps him a few times. He backs up and waits for him to get up. Kicking him with different kicks. He hits Drake with a snap roundhouse kick before going for a spinning heel hook kick. Drake catches him and hits another stairway to hell. This time rolling over and transitioning into a hip toss neckbreaker. Pale Flame connects as the screen shows a split screen with one half showcasing the action inside and the other half showing Mehrunes and Marcus brawl on the outside. Scott and Drake go into a chop off as Marcus and Mehrunes spill out into the crowd. Marcus eventually powerslams him into a row of chairs before smashing an unlucky fans umbrella across his back and head.
Scott and Drake continue to chop one another before Scott hits a lariat on Manson. He picks him up into a piledriver position.
Psycho KGB: “(Death Kneel by Fargo it’s gotta be over!)”
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
MUSHI: “(WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES JACKSON! HE BROKE UP THE PIN!)”
Jackson stomps down Fargo. Trying to help his partner up. Fargo tries to fight them both off at the same time, but they become too much for him. Drake and Marcus hit their jumping gamengiri/leg sweep combo they call the Pull The Rug Out. They pick up Fargo once more signaling for the end of the match.
They hit him with the Strawberry Margarita.
ONE!
TWO!!
Psycho KGB: “(This is it!)”
THREE!!!
Mehrunes comes out of nowhere with a poison rana to Manson. He makes him roll into the pin and breaks it up. The two take it back outside as Jackson and Fargo are left alone. They brawl again before they start to pick up the speed. Jackson comes back off the ropes with a leg lariat at the sametime as Fargo going for a shotgun blast european uppercut. Both men connect as Marcus falls backwards and Fargo falls ontop of him. Both are out from the strikes.
MUSHI: “(They had a midair collision that caused them both to be knocked down! Fargo is ontop of marcus for the pin!)”
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winners of this match and your 2023 Sakura Tag League winners! Scott Fargo and Mehrunes Smith! They are The End!)”
Nausicaa Suzuki comes out from the back with the million yen check as well as a bouquet of flowers and trophies. They take pictures before The End are left to celebrate.
MUSHI: “(They did it! The first team to beat The Archfiends and now they got a shot at the tag team titles! This is far from over between these two elite teams!)”
Main Event: XHF Hardcore Championship Match; Winter Wonderland Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Florida Man Vs. Steve Awesome (C.)
The camera shows a beautiful shot of the arena. We zoom in to see a ring made of snow. There’s various weapons made of ice and snow in and surrounding the ropeless ring.
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is set for one fall with a sixty minute time limit and is your main event of the evening! This is a Winter Wonderland Death Match for the XHF Hardcore Championship! Introducing first! Standing in at six foot two inches and weighing in at two hundred and thirty eight pounds, wrestling out of Hardkore World by way of Detroit, Michigan, USA! He’s The Face of The Franchise, your REIGNING DEFENDING XHF Hardcore Champion of the wooooooooooorrrrrrrrllllllllllllddddddd! He is STEVE AWESOME!)”
Steve comes out from a makeshift entranceway. There’s a mix of cheers and boos for the hollywood star as he enters the ring made of snow.
MUSHI: “(This is a winter wonderland death match folks! And not only do these men have to brave the cold, they’re fighting on an unforgiving ring made of snow! All weapons made of ice and snow are legal, and pinfalls or submissions can only occur inside the ring! Steve has yet another tough challenger tonight.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Florida Man took Darlene Price to her very limits in the finals of the Parade of 1000 Demons tournament. Winning this years tournament and earning this opportunity tonight. But for over two hundred days Steve has stopped each and every challenger that stepped up to him. Including the likes of Jesse Jamster, Kasper Van Zant, Jason Long and Primal.)”
MUSHI: “(His reign has been stuff of legend, but these death matches have to be taken their toll on his body. Afterall Steve isn’t originally a death match guy. Usually the most hardcore his matches get is a cage or a strap.)”
Psycho KGB: “(That’s a testament to just how awesome Steve is. He’s constantly adapted and overcame all challengers and all challenges thrown at him.)”
Fumio Daemura: “(And his opponent the Parade of 1000 Demons 2023 Winner, standing in at six foot two and weighing in at one hundred and ninety eight pounds… from the primal instincts of Floridians everywhere… he is Florida Man!)”
MUSHI: “(Florida Mans contract is still up in the air from last nights match against Kira Izuimi. He was nearly killed and burned in a fire at the J-ROK Hall of Fame. But tonight he’s gotta be on his A-Game to walk out as champion and to add another notch under his belt.)”
Psycho KGB: “(How poetic would it be, if he got the championship and stayed in J-ROK?)”
(DING! DING! DING!)
Steve and Florida stare one another down. They slowly circle each other, getting closer and closer. Florida Man is down low, gliding from knee to knee like an alligator. Steve is bouncing on his feet in a backwards motion. Steve makes the first move, going for knee to Man. Flo dodges it and spins to hit him with his large tail. His tail for tonight has barbed wire and toothpicks sticking out of it. Some toothpicks get stuck in Awesomes knee pad. He quickly takes a few steps back before looking down at his knee pad.
He brushes them off before circling again. This time it’s Florida Man who goes for the first attack. Swiping at him with that dangerous tail. Steve jumps over it before chopping his crotch in celebration. Florida Man offers to shake his hand for this great feat, even sweetening the deal with a strawberry cheesecake drizzled in caramel.
MUSHI: “(OH NO! THAT’S STEVE’S WEAKNESS!)”
Steve’s mouth starts to drool at the sight of the delicious cheesecake. He starts to grab at it, but stops himself.
Steve Awesome: “It’s… not… cheat… day…”
He says as he starts to visibly shake as he fights his animalistic urges to eat anything drizzled in caramel!
Steve closes his eyes and squeezes his nose as he hits a wild superkick and hits the cheesecake into Florida Mans face. Steve opens his eyes to see the damage. His eyes widen as his mouth opens. A single tear rolls down his cheek as he sees what he’s done to the cheesecake.
Steve Awesome: “Look what you made me do to that innocent cheesecake! You monster! Now you’re going to pay!”
He spears Florida Man off the ring and onto the ground below. It’s softened by some snow. They both roll around in the snow, beating and choking one another.
Florida Man: “Strawberry Cheesecake is the worst of them all anyways.”
Flames come from Steve’s eyes as he chokes Florida Man like homer simpson would bart.
Steve Awesome: “Take it back!”
He lifts up Florida Man and hits him with another superkick. He climbs back into the ring before jumping off with an improvised Awesome Sault. Awesome throws Man back into the ring before going for a cover.
ONE!
Kick Out!
The hopes of Floridians everywhere stays alive.
Awesome starts to taunt Florida with very poor crocodile puns.
Florida Man makes it back to his feet and chops Steve across the chest with a frozen solid chicken wing. It shatters on impact as Flo drops him with a Kira’s Jaw Breaker round house kick. Knocking down the champion in the process. He pounces on opportunity and lays into him with a haymaker to the face.
Flo starts hitting mounted punches as Awesome tries to get out. He grabs a sheet of ice and smashes it across the face of the man from Florida. Making him fall over and letting Awesome get free from his clutches.
Steve hits a step up shining wizard onto Flo. He picks him up and goes for a belly to belly suplex. Flo lands on his feet and hip tosses Steve. Steve flips over and manages to hit a jumping ddt onto Florida Man. he lifts him up again to hit a TKO.
MUSHI: “(SteveKO! That’s gotta be it!)”
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Kick out! Florida Man kicks out!
Steve is livid as Florida Man swings wildly like he had one too many beers. He misses his punches as Steve goes for another superkick. Flo falls over and misses it. He hits steve between the legs with a low blow before rolling out of the ring to compose himself.
He kisses a few babies and shakes a couple hands before a kind fan gives him some hot chocolate. He thanks them before going back into the ring. He dumps it onto the face of Steve Awesome. Burning him in the process. Steve screams as he rushes to his feet. Flo ducks a wild lariat and kicks Steve in the family jewels. He rolls him up in an alligator clutch for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Ding!
KICK OUT!
Steve kicks out at the last possible second!
Both men trade punches and chops now. Beating the holy hell out of each other. Florida Man hits him with an atomic drop before spearing steve off the ring. The two start to fight in the small crowd surrounding the ring. Brawling all over and making their way to an ice scaffolding. Steve climbs up it. He urges Flo to come up and fight him. Flo is reluctant, but eventually climbs to the top. They trade chops before Steve hits a superkick. He crotch chops as he gloats to the crowd. With his back turned, Florida Man hits him with a low blow. He bites him on the head before shoving him off and crashing into the ring. Flo opens up a bottle of Flinstones Vitamins before downing the whole bottle. He starts to power up as he jumps off of the scaffolding and hits an impressive missile senton onto Steve. They both cave into the snow made ring as the ref makes the count.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
DING! DING DING!
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and NEW XHF Hardcore Champion… Florida Man!)”
MUSHI: “(Two hundred and forty four days. That’s the length of Steve’s second reign as XHF Hardcore Champion. An impressive feat by any man. But no matter how awesome that was. We’re now in the era of Florida Man.)”
Psycho KGB: “(What a time to be alive folks! Florida Man is still in J-ROK afterall!)”
Florida Man is the first to climb out of the large crater made by both mens impact from falling twenty feet into the air. He grabs his newly won XHF Hardcore Championship and walks away into streets of Sapporo as he flips off the camera. We cut back to see Steve finally manage to get out of the crater and back up to his feet.
The fans start to cheer and chant as his legendary run is finally over. Steve gets out of the ring. He makes his way to the entrance way before turning to the crowd. He bows to them. The fans chant “Thank You Steve!” and “You Are Awesome!” as he does one last crotch chop.
MUSHI: “(Thank you Steve for one hell of a run! You got one hell of a successor in Florida Man.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Thank you Awesome for everything!)”
Max Daemon Vs. Jesse Jamester (C.)
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is an Exploding Casket Death Match! And can only be won by closing your opponent in the casket AND press the button to explode it! This match is for the J-ROK New Wave Championship!)”
The camera pans across the fans before resting in front of Fumio Daemura in his finest suit.
Fumio Daemura: “(Introducing first! 5’8 and weighing in 180 pounds! From Baltimore, Maryland, USA! Accompanied to the ring by Hardhead Hawaiian… he is Max Fucking Daemon!)”
MUSHI: “(Max Daemon and his new partner, Hardhead Hawaiian had an impressive showing in the Sakura Tag League. But tonight the man who rivals James Raymond, the very same man challenging for the Visual Kei Championship later tonight.)”
Psycho KGB: “(He's also a former world champion in promotions across the world. But tonight he faces the man who beat Darlene Price so bad the referee had to stop the match! Jesse Jamester!)”
Fumio Daemura: “(And his opponent standing at 6’6 and weighing in at 283 pounds hailing from Canada he is the REIGNING DEFENDING Unified J-ROK New Wave Champion… Murder Lizzard Jesse Jamester!)”
The match would start off to a hot start. With jumping knees and dropkicks forcing back Jesse into the ropes. Hardhead Hawaiian is on the outside. He jumps up to the apron and grabs Jamester. Max goes for a POW! Right In The Pissah! A one way ticket straight to dick kick city!
Jamester slumps down as he eats one more. Hawaiian chokes him and lifts him up. Slamming him onto the apron. He grabs him again in a full nelson hold.
Max comes over for a triangle dropkick. Jesse slips out and he hits Hardhead. Jamester punches Daemon in the gut. Nearly doubling him over. He lifts him up for a piledriver. He leans back as they fall off the apron and onto the ground below. Jesse picks up Hawaiian and tosses him into the barricade before booting him over. He turns around to see Max charging at him. Diving off the apron, only to be caught by Jesse. He hits a razors edge onto max. Making him land back first onto the guard rail. He picks up Max by the hair and drags him to the casket.
He opens up the casket and slams Daemon in. He walks towards the button to explode it. Before he can touch it Hawaiian with a sicking suicide head but. Jesse is down as Hawaiian pulls out Max. Both of them gang Jesse before throwing him into the casket. Max tries to press the button. Jesse escapes the casket, kicking open the lid and diving out with a lariat to the big Hardhead Hawaiian. He goes for Max. Daemon slips by as Hawaiian hits Jesse with a Samoan spike to the throat.
They drag him into the casket again. This time they handcuff the casket lid shut. Jesse kicks the lid. He keeps kicking with all his might. The handcuffs finally snap as he dives out at the last second.
Jamester grabs Daemon by the legs. He swings him, using him as a weapon. Pummeling Hawaiin. He knocks Hawaiian into the casket. Jesse positions himself onto the steps. He grabs max and hits him with a leaping tombstone piledriver into the casket. He closes the lid and dives for the button. He presses it in time as we see a huge explosion come from the casket.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and STILL Unified J-ROK New Wave Champion and NEW Right To Book Any Show Holder… Jesse Jamester!)”
Match Two: Fatal Four Way New Wave Championship Number One Contenders Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
Sonya Benson Vs. The Jitterman Vs. El Único Demonio Vs. Shelby Morris
The winner would face off against Jesse Jamester at the next show. This is a huge chance for all four who are looking for their first gold in J-ROK. This would be a big match for Benson as well now needing five more matches before she can leave the wrestling world that she hates so much.
The match would be a chaotic affair with all four creating combos and even new takes on classic moves. Such as Demonio hitting a double poison Rana on Morris and Benson. Jitterman would stop any momentum he had. Using Benson and Morris as stairs. He'd jump high into the air and collide with a devastating dropkick. Sending the masked luchadore Outside the ring.
Benson and Morris would share a short lived alliance as they'd team to take down the enigmatic Jitterman! Hitting a beautiful doomsday DDT. It would leave the two in the ring. Shelby and Sonya would trade chops before shooting kicks. A super kick by Shelby would send her into the ropes. Sonya would bounce back with a dropkick to the chest of Morris. She would taunt the crowd as Morris makes her way into the ropes. Hanging onto the middle rope.
Benson charges her with a v trigger. Morris slips Out of the way. Rolling her up in a small package for the win.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and number one contender to the Unified J-ROK New Wave Championship next month is Shelby M-)”
Fumio Daemura is knocked over as Sonya Benson clobbers Shelby Morris. She stomps her a few times before hitting her with a v trigger.
Psycho KGB: “(Bitch Trigger from Benson! There's unfinished business between these two!)”
Match Three: King Of Darkness Death Match! If Erik Holland Loses he's banned from Japan! 60 Minute Time Limit
Kira Izumi Vs. Erik Holland
The lights in the arena slowly go out as ring crew would put in light tubes and other death match stables. The arena would get darker as they would place large lights in all four corners of the ring.
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is a King of Darkness Death Match! And if Erik Holland Loses, He’ll leave Japan forever! In this match the ring will get increasingly more foggy and dark as the four light structures in the ring get destroyed. Once all lights are out the match will enter pitch black mode. In which they’ll fight in the complete darkness and the thick fog! All weapons are legal and anything goes! The only way to win this match is by your opponent being unable to continue! In case of pitch black mode, refrain under your seats for JROK branded night vision goggles. And to think someone thought they’d be a bad idea!)”
The camera showcases the carnage ahead.
Fumio Daemura: “(Introducing first in the red corner, he is from Silent Hill! Standing in at 6’6 and weighing in at 275 pounds, he is Erik Holland!)”
The fans cheer the world renowned legend as he enters the ring.
MUSHI: “(Blood runs deep between these two men. Going to war all over the world off and on since 2016 in Full Intensity Wrestling! Both men fought over countless championships in countless matches. And for the first time ever! They face off in a one of a kind match!)”
Psycho KGB: “(So one of a kind in fact, there’s only been one of it’s kind! Back at FIW Summer of Sin 2017, Kira lost to Sang-Hyun Lee and also lost the original version of the same mask he dons tonight!)”
Fumio Daemura: “(And his opponent Representing UZUMAKI! From Shinhidaka, Hokkaido, Japan, he stands at 6’0 and weighs in at 200 pounds, he is the J-ROK YTA Champion… Kira Izumi!)”
The fans boo Izumi and throw toilet paper at him.
The bell rings as both men circle one another. Knowing this is a big night for both of them. One mistake and Kira’s problem can be gone forever. Holland takes a slow and cautious approach to start things out. Causing Izumi to initiate the strikes. Low kicks to the thigh and midsection would pepper with stings. Holland would retaliate with punches and toe kicks to the gut. He’d throw Kira into the corner after knife edge chop and belly to belly suplex combo. Causing him to crash into the ultra bright and hot light tubes. He screams as the glass cuts and burns him. He crawls out quickly and walks right into an uranage from Erik.
Holland takes this down time to introduce the ultra violent aspect of this match up, going outside and throwing in countless weapons. He rolls back into the ring after throwing in various weapons. He picks up a chair and lifts it up high. He smashes it across the head of Kira. The chair shatters as its remnants hang like a necklace around Kira’s neck. He laughs and flips off Holland. Begging for more. Holland obliges and goes for another chair shot. Izumi sprays Holland with his blinding and burning red blood mist. His face stained red as he drops down to a knee. Kira grabs a cookie sheet and smashes it across his head. He smashes a light tube shortly after.
Blood trickles down the face of Erik Holland as he smashes Kira with a barrage of forearms. He picks him up and slams him with another uranage. Erik grabs a door and throws it at Kira. Izumi eats it and topples over. Erik grabs the door again and lifts it up. Smashing it into Kira with all his power. The door smashes and Holland uses half the door now, smashing it across the head of Izumi.
MUSHI: “(These two cranking up the violence early on!)”
Kira dodges a lariat from Erik. Getting behind him and dropping him with a snap tiger suplex. He runs towards the opposite corner now. Holland gets up as he charges with the Kira Killer Knee. the boma ye strike knocks Holland into the Lights. Burning and cutting him to pieces.
Psycho KGB: “(It seems like the darker it gets the stronger Kira gets!)”
Izumi picks up Erik and hits him with another knee strike. This time knocking Holland outside the ring. Kira runs the ropes and hits a suicide dive. Crashing him and Erik into the barricade. Holland takes it and lifts up Izumi. He hits a powerslam onto Kira on the barricade. Nearly snapping his spine in two. Kira stays down for a minute before he reaches up towards the barricade. He uses the guard rail as support. Lifting himself up. Only to be knocked back down again. After Erik grabs Izumi’s face and choke slams him into the chairs at ringside. Izumi hits with a loud thud. The chairs dont give as he’s even more bruised and battered. He begins to laugh manically as he gets up. Making his way towards the ring and his opponent.
Kira grabs more light tubes as he slides in. He gets stomped immediately. Shortly after he eats a light tube bundle. Kira slips out of a military slam. Hitting a german suplex out of desperation. Kira places some glass panes in between chairs. He beats down Holland some before lifting him up for a powerbomb. Erik crashes hard through the glass.
Kira picks him back up and goes for a tombstone piledriver.
Psycho KGB: “(Decayed State of Mind by Kira! The referee is checking on Holland!)”
MUSHI: “(ONE! TWO!! THR- NO HE”S BACK UP!)”
Izumi keeps up the offense. Hitting another Kira Killer Knee and lifting up Holland for the kudome valentine. He plants him on his neck with it on the apron.
Psycho KGB: “(Raison D’Etre! This is a move we don’t see often, but that just tells you how much he’s willing to sacrifice to win here tonight.)”
The referee checks on Holland who’s on the ground laying motionless. Kira laughs and taunts his opponent and the crowd.
Holland somehow manages to move and show signs of life. He manages to get himself up. But just barely. Both men are bruised and battered as Holland comes back with even more weapons. We’d see him hit a Death Race 2000 on Kira into a pile of tacks. Kira would manage to hit a double foot stomp onto Holland. Kira would wrap a light tube around his leg with barbed wire. He’d hit Erik in the face with a shining wizard.
MUSHI: “(Itami No Izumi and that barbed wire and light tube just shattering the face of Erik Holland!)”
Kira lays into Holland with lefts and rights. Knocking him down, he hits him with mounted punches. Kira pulls out a knife and begins to shake. He starts screaming at himself. Leaving a moment for Erik to dodge it as he slams it down. Kira makes distance as his hands shake and he starts to look out of it. Holland takes advantage and hits him with a middle rope toxic avenger for the win.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match is Erik Holland!)”
Match Four: Undisputed J-ROK Visual Kei Championship Match; Lumberjack Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
James Raymond Vs. Brendan Harding (C.)
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is set for one fall at a sixty minute time limit! This is a Lumberjack Death Match for the Undisputed J-ROK Visual Kei Championship! Introducing first, The Lumberjacks! We see the likes of Momoko Honda, Wolf Fang Ayame, Jack Gaines, Scott Fargo, Mehrunes Smith, Carnivore, Fukushima Zombie and Esmerelda Kanyon!)”
All of the lumberjacks come out from the back with big leather straps in their hands to beat either man who goes out of the ring.
Fumio Daemura: “(Introducing first, in the red corner, standing in at six foot and one half inches tall and weighing in at one hundred and eighty seven pounds, from Coventry City, England, he is The Ruthless Star James Raymond!)”
Raymond comes out from the back, serious as can be. He’s focused on tonight. Knowing this could very well be his only chance at the biggest prize of them all. The J-ROK Visual Kei Championship!
Psycho KGB: “(This is a man deadset and focused. He failed to defeat Brendan Harding the last time they fought. And the only reason Brendan won last time was the chair assisted Zen Driver.)”
MUSHI: “(Despite this being a death match, the action in the ring will be relatively pure. This will be a war between these two highly skilled men.)”
Psycho KGB: “(James is no stranger to the top either. Holding the AXW Undisputed Championship for an infamous sixteen days. He’s got all the tools to win it here tonight, and with his so called friends? Who knows who he’s talking about?!)”
Fumio Daemura: “(Introducing his opponent, in the blue corner, standing in at six foot two inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and twenty two pounds hailing from Cambden, London, England, He is the REIGNING DEFENDING Undisputed J-ROK Visual Kei Champion! He is Dr. Zen Brendan Harding!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Brendan just came off one hell of a match and a brutal beat down last night. James also had an impressive match against Tapp Addams last night. Both men are going to have to play it safe tonight!)”
MUSHI: “(Harding has done a great job holding J-ROK on his shoulders and elevating the company through our hardest of times. He’s fought hard to get to this point and i doubt he’s going to give up so easily now!)”
(DING! DING! DING!)
The bell rings as both men immediately charge one another. Harding goes for a lariat as Raymond boots him in the arm. He grabs his wrist and twists it, locking in a wrist lock. He wrenches it causing Harding to drop down. Harding tries to spin out, but gets blocked and stopped by the challenger. Raymond stomps hard on the arm before spinning around and locking it up with his legs. He slaps Harding before grabbing at his other arm. He bends and contorts it as Harding screams and crawls his way towards the ropes. James stands up as he keeps hold of the wristlock. Brendan eats an inner thigh kick followed by a lifting knee to the arm.Brendan chops Raymond in the chest, but to no avail. James drops hard on the mat before stomping at the arm once more. Harding spins to relief the pain on the wristlock and gain a more neutral footing. He trips up Raymond with a leg sweep. He keeps hold of the wristlock now. Yanking up Raymond for a SHOOPlex. Both men down now.
Psycho KGB: “(Raymond doing a lot of work on those arms. But Harding showing some fight in him and getting a good comeback!)”
Brendan gets up rubbing his arm as he looks to capitalize on an opening. James is also back to his feet. Raymond charges him this time with a necessary evil gowan styled lariat. Brendan catches his arm and arm drags him out of the ring instead.
MUSHI: “(Action spilling to the outside as the lumberjacks all head towards Raymond.)”
Jack Gaines is the first to meet James as he beats the hell out of him with the leather strap. James tries fighting back before more starts to join in. He decides to rush back into the ring. He does so and eats a Thannix cannon from a waiting Dr. Zen.
He goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!!
T-
Kick out! James locks in a kimura lock on Brendan. Getting his shoulder up and breaking the pin in the process.
He turns himself around to where Brendan is on his back now. James grabs hold of the arm and shoot kicks it. He stomps a few more times before driving vicious knees into the face of Brendan. He runs the ropes before PK kicking Brendans arm. Harding gets up to his feet soon after as James throws him outside. Jack fights off some of the lumberjacks who try to approach Brendan. Scott and Mehrunes gang him and hit him with the total elimination. The rest of the lumberjacks start to wail on Harding as well now. Harding manages to slip free after receiving a few shots to the back and face. He comes into the ring and eats a calamity kick one to the arm. James hits him with a gutwrench powerbomb onto the ropes before following it to a gutwrench suplex onto the outside. Jack tries to catch his friend, but he’s too far away as Brendan crumbles to the floor below.
MUSHI: “(James is sending Brendan back to the outside with Kill Or Be Killed! And from the looks of it? He’s getting killed out there!)”
The End beat Harding across the back and face before throwing him into the guard rail. Scott hits Jack with a piledriver before him and Mehrunes settle their eyes on Harding.
Psycho KGB: “(I think these are the friends that James was talking about!)”
Brendan tries to fight them off. As the lumberjacks don’t know who to attack. Some side with Harding while the others try to do their job. It’s an all out war as all hell breaks lose between the lumberjacks. The End throw Brendan back into the ring. James catches him with a shining wizard before transitioning it into a triangle lancer. He leans back and bridges it. Forcing Brendan to tap.
MUSHI: “(Black Death from James! It’s over! And the friends he was talking about? It looks like it was The End!)”
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and NEW Undisputed J-ROK Champion… The Broken Crown James Raymond!)”
Mehrunes locks in a triangle choke onto Jack Gaines on the outside. Scott and James beat and pummel Brendan. Scott locks in his Heel Hook onto Brendan. Wrenching it in like a madman as James raises the J-ROK Visual Kei Championship high in the air. Not too long after, a familiar tune begins to play.
MUSHI: “(Wait a minute… it can’t be! Can it?)”
Speeding down the ramp as fast as a mobility scooter can go, Florida Man rushes towards the ring. He slides in and looks at James Raymond. He looks down at Brendan Harding.
Psycho KGB: “(Why is he here? I thought he was gone from J-ROK!)”
MUSHI: “(The results of that match from last night are still iffy, but if anything is certain, something big is about to happen Psycho.)”
Florida takes a few more moments looking at all the men in the ring. He hits a leg drop onto the back of the neck of Brendan. He starts to stomp his arm before he celebrates in the ring with James and The End. James grabs a mic.
James Raymond: “(Brendan meet your makers! Together we’re going to clean out the filth that’s plagued this company for far too long. Together we’re going to make J-ROK pure. And together we are Parabellum!)”
He drops the mic as all four men celebrate in the ring one final time.
Match Five: SCCW Special Gold Rush Contendership Battle Royale; 60 Minute Time Limit
Eichi Yamaguchi Vs. Sister Valerie Vs. Jayson Mathews Vs. Esmur Vs. Alan Galloway Vs. Carrion Vs. Andrew Daniels Vs. Jason Justice
Match Six: Sakura Tag League Finals; No DQ, No Holds Barred Death Match; No Time Limit
The End Vs. The Archfiends
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is the 2023 Sakura Tag League Finals and is a no DQ, no holds barred death match! This match is set for no time limit and there must be a winner! Introducing first, The team of Scott Fargo and Mehrunes Smith… they are The End!)”
The two men make their way to the ring.
MUSHI: “(The End revealed themselves to be apart of the new group led by James Raymond after what was a brutal lumber jack match between Raymond and Brendan Harding. But tonight the duo is looking for more than just the Sakura Tag League to add to their impressive resume and year. They’re going to try and not only save their undefeated streak, but end the Archfiends undefeated streak in J-ROK!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Both teams had a rocky road to get here, but tonight they’re going to leave it all in the ring and show why they’re not the future, but the present of this tag team division!)”
Fumio Daemura: “(And their opponents, they are the J-ROK Duel Crown Champions… Marcus Jackson and Drake Manson, The Archfiends!)”
MUSHI: “(The Archfiends are coming off an impressive win from last night. They have to be near perfect again if they want to finish this year off strong and win the Sakura Tag League.)”
The bell rings as Smith and Jackson start things off. Both men take a cautious approach to begin things. With a couple of strikes before a lock up. Jackson hits him with knee strikes before getting behind him. He goes for a back body drop, but Mehrunes stops it and gets behind Marcus instead. He catches his arms for a tiger suplex. The bridge and an early pin attempt.
ONE!
T-
Jackson kicks out with ease. Mehrunes stomps him down before dragging him into his corner. He tags out to Fargo. Lifting up Jackson both land a springboard doomsday before setting up for something nasty.
Psycho KGB: “(TOOOOOOOOTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL EEEEELLLLLLLLLIIIIMMMIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAAAAAATTIIOOOOONNNNNN!)”
]MUSHI: “(He’s gotta be dead!)”
Fargo picks him up and hits a scoop brainbuster before going for the quick pin attempt.
ONE!
TWO!
Kick out.
Archfiends still in this. Fargo locks in a sleeper hold as Marcus tries to fight out. He fights to his feet as he runs towards the corner. He flips over and gets Fargo into a flash pin. He breaks the hold and both men are on their feet now. Lou thez Press from Marcus as he lays in the punches onto Scott.
Jackson lifts him up while maintaining a waistlock. He ripcords him into a forearm smash. The Howitzer connects as he tags in his partner. They hit Scott with a flurry of superkicks ending it in a nasty super kick sandwich. Misty Eyed connected as Drake enters the match for the first time. He covers his opponent for a one count.
He keeps up the offense as he hits an enzugiri on Fargo. Knocking him into a neutral corner. Manson charges him, but eats a wild lariat from Fargo. Making him flip and land hard as both men fall down to the mat. Fargo gets up first as he lifts up his opponent. Hits him with a butterfly suplex and transitions midair into an armbar. The armbar is locked in tight as a chair can be seen obliterating the face of Scott Fargo. Forcing him to let go of the hold.
MUSHI: “(Marcus with some quick and dangerous thinking there.)”
Drake picks him up and hits him with a stairway to hell. Bridging high angled tiger suplex and the pin attempt.
Mehrunes dives from the top with a frog splash onto Manson. Breaking the pin attempt. Scott and Drake trade strikes. With lefts and rights as they beat one another across the ring. Scott knees Manson and throws him into a neutral corner. He lifts him up onto the top rope before following suit. Scott gets him in a half and half hold. Hitting an avalanche half and half superplex onto Drake Manson. Scott crawls to Drake and goes for the cover.
Mehrunes gets into the ring quickly as Fargo goes for the pin. He dives through the ropes and spears Jackson off the apron.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!
Kick out by Manson!
Scott is furious as he stomps him a few times. He backs up and waits for him to get up. Kicking him with different kicks. He hits Drake with a snap roundhouse kick before going for a spinning heel hook kick. Drake catches him and hits another stairway to hell. This time rolling over and transitioning into a hip toss neckbreaker. Pale Flame connects as the screen shows a split screen with one half showcasing the action inside and the other half showing Mehrunes and Marcus brawl on the outside. Scott and Drake go into a chop off as Marcus and Mehrunes spill out into the crowd. Marcus eventually powerslams him into a row of chairs before smashing an unlucky fans umbrella across his back and head.
Scott and Drake continue to chop one another before Scott hits a lariat on Manson. He picks him up into a piledriver position.
Psycho KGB: “(Death Kneel by Fargo it’s gotta be over!)”
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
MUSHI: “(WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES JACKSON! HE BROKE UP THE PIN!)”
Jackson stomps down Fargo. Trying to help his partner up. Fargo tries to fight them both off at the same time, but they become too much for him. Drake and Marcus hit their jumping gamengiri/leg sweep combo they call the Pull The Rug Out. They pick up Fargo once more signaling for the end of the match.
They hit him with the Strawberry Margarita.
ONE!
TWO!!
Psycho KGB: “(This is it!)”
THREE!!!
Mehrunes comes out of nowhere with a poison rana to Manson. He makes him roll into the pin and breaks it up. The two take it back outside as Jackson and Fargo are left alone. They brawl again before they start to pick up the speed. Jackson comes back off the ropes with a leg lariat at the sametime as Fargo going for a shotgun blast european uppercut. Both men connect as Marcus falls backwards and Fargo falls ontop of him. Both are out from the strikes.
MUSHI: “(They had a midair collision that caused them both to be knocked down! Fargo is ontop of marcus for the pin!)”
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winners of this match and your 2023 Sakura Tag League winners! Scott Fargo and Mehrunes Smith! They are The End!)”
Nausicaa Suzuki comes out from the back with the million yen check as well as a bouquet of flowers and trophies. They take pictures before The End are left to celebrate.
MUSHI: “(They did it! The first team to beat The Archfiends and now they got a shot at the tag team titles! This is far from over between these two elite teams!)”
Main Event: XHF Hardcore Championship Match; Winter Wonderland Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Florida Man Vs. Steve Awesome (C.)
The camera shows a beautiful shot of the arena. We zoom in to see a ring made of snow. There’s various weapons made of ice and snow in and surrounding the ropeless ring.
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is set for one fall with a sixty minute time limit and is your main event of the evening! This is a Winter Wonderland Death Match for the XHF Hardcore Championship! Introducing first! Standing in at six foot two inches and weighing in at two hundred and thirty eight pounds, wrestling out of Hardkore World by way of Detroit, Michigan, USA! He’s The Face of The Franchise, your REIGNING DEFENDING XHF Hardcore Champion of the wooooooooooorrrrrrrrllllllllllllddddddd! He is STEVE AWESOME!)”
Steve comes out from a makeshift entranceway. There’s a mix of cheers and boos for the hollywood star as he enters the ring made of snow.
MUSHI: “(This is a winter wonderland death match folks! And not only do these men have to brave the cold, they’re fighting on an unforgiving ring made of snow! All weapons made of ice and snow are legal, and pinfalls or submissions can only occur inside the ring! Steve has yet another tough challenger tonight.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Florida Man took Darlene Price to her very limits in the finals of the Parade of 1000 Demons tournament. Winning this years tournament and earning this opportunity tonight. But for over two hundred days Steve has stopped each and every challenger that stepped up to him. Including the likes of Jesse Jamster, Kasper Van Zant, Jason Long and Primal.)”
MUSHI: “(His reign has been stuff of legend, but these death matches have to be taken their toll on his body. Afterall Steve isn’t originally a death match guy. Usually the most hardcore his matches get is a cage or a strap.)”
Psycho KGB: “(That’s a testament to just how awesome Steve is. He’s constantly adapted and overcame all challengers and all challenges thrown at him.)”
Fumio Daemura: “(And his opponent the Parade of 1000 Demons 2023 Winner, standing in at six foot two and weighing in at one hundred and ninety eight pounds… from the primal instincts of Floridians everywhere… he is Florida Man!)”
MUSHI: “(Florida Mans contract is still up in the air from last nights match against Kira Izuimi. He was nearly killed and burned in a fire at the J-ROK Hall of Fame. But tonight he’s gotta be on his A-Game to walk out as champion and to add another notch under his belt.)”
Psycho KGB: “(How poetic would it be, if he got the championship and stayed in J-ROK?)”
(DING! DING! DING!)
Steve and Florida stare one another down. They slowly circle each other, getting closer and closer. Florida Man is down low, gliding from knee to knee like an alligator. Steve is bouncing on his feet in a backwards motion. Steve makes the first move, going for knee to Man. Flo dodges it and spins to hit him with his large tail. His tail for tonight has barbed wire and toothpicks sticking out of it. Some toothpicks get stuck in Awesomes knee pad. He quickly takes a few steps back before looking down at his knee pad.
He brushes them off before circling again. This time it’s Florida Man who goes for the first attack. Swiping at him with that dangerous tail. Steve jumps over it before chopping his crotch in celebration. Florida Man offers to shake his hand for this great feat, even sweetening the deal with a strawberry cheesecake drizzled in caramel.
MUSHI: “(OH NO! THAT’S STEVE’S WEAKNESS!)”
Steve’s mouth starts to drool at the sight of the delicious cheesecake. He starts to grab at it, but stops himself.
Steve Awesome: “It’s… not… cheat… day…”
He says as he starts to visibly shake as he fights his animalistic urges to eat anything drizzled in caramel!
Steve closes his eyes and squeezes his nose as he hits a wild superkick and hits the cheesecake into Florida Mans face. Steve opens his eyes to see the damage. His eyes widen as his mouth opens. A single tear rolls down his cheek as he sees what he’s done to the cheesecake.
Steve Awesome: “Look what you made me do to that innocent cheesecake! You monster! Now you’re going to pay!”
He spears Florida Man off the ring and onto the ground below. It’s softened by some snow. They both roll around in the snow, beating and choking one another.
Florida Man: “Strawberry Cheesecake is the worst of them all anyways.”
Flames come from Steve’s eyes as he chokes Florida Man like homer simpson would bart.
Steve Awesome: “Take it back!”
He lifts up Florida Man and hits him with another superkick. He climbs back into the ring before jumping off with an improvised Awesome Sault. Awesome throws Man back into the ring before going for a cover.
ONE!
Kick Out!
The hopes of Floridians everywhere stays alive.
Awesome starts to taunt Florida with very poor crocodile puns.
Florida Man makes it back to his feet and chops Steve across the chest with a frozen solid chicken wing. It shatters on impact as Flo drops him with a Kira’s Jaw Breaker round house kick. Knocking down the champion in the process. He pounces on opportunity and lays into him with a haymaker to the face.
Flo starts hitting mounted punches as Awesome tries to get out. He grabs a sheet of ice and smashes it across the face of the man from Florida. Making him fall over and letting Awesome get free from his clutches.
Steve hits a step up shining wizard onto Flo. He picks him up and goes for a belly to belly suplex. Flo lands on his feet and hip tosses Steve. Steve flips over and manages to hit a jumping ddt onto Florida Man. he lifts him up again to hit a TKO.
MUSHI: “(SteveKO! That’s gotta be it!)”
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Kick out! Florida Man kicks out!
Steve is livid as Florida Man swings wildly like he had one too many beers. He misses his punches as Steve goes for another superkick. Flo falls over and misses it. He hits steve between the legs with a low blow before rolling out of the ring to compose himself.
He kisses a few babies and shakes a couple hands before a kind fan gives him some hot chocolate. He thanks them before going back into the ring. He dumps it onto the face of Steve Awesome. Burning him in the process. Steve screams as he rushes to his feet. Flo ducks a wild lariat and kicks Steve in the family jewels. He rolls him up in an alligator clutch for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Ding!
KICK OUT!
Steve kicks out at the last possible second!
Both men trade punches and chops now. Beating the holy hell out of each other. Florida Man hits him with an atomic drop before spearing steve off the ring. The two start to fight in the small crowd surrounding the ring. Brawling all over and making their way to an ice scaffolding. Steve climbs up it. He urges Flo to come up and fight him. Flo is reluctant, but eventually climbs to the top. They trade chops before Steve hits a superkick. He crotch chops as he gloats to the crowd. With his back turned, Florida Man hits him with a low blow. He bites him on the head before shoving him off and crashing into the ring. Flo opens up a bottle of Flinstones Vitamins before downing the whole bottle. He starts to power up as he jumps off of the scaffolding and hits an impressive missile senton onto Steve. They both cave into the snow made ring as the ref makes the count.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
DING! DING DING!
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and NEW XHF Hardcore Champion… Florida Man!)”
MUSHI: “(Two hundred and forty four days. That’s the length of Steve’s second reign as XHF Hardcore Champion. An impressive feat by any man. But no matter how awesome that was. We’re now in the era of Florida Man.)”
Psycho KGB: “(What a time to be alive folks! Florida Man is still in J-ROK afterall!)”
Florida Man is the first to climb out of the large crater made by both mens impact from falling twenty feet into the air. He grabs his newly won XHF Hardcore Championship and walks away into streets of Sapporo as he flips off the camera. We cut back to see Steve finally manage to get out of the crater and back up to his feet.
The fans start to cheer and chant as his legendary run is finally over. Steve gets out of the ring. He makes his way to the entrance way before turning to the crowd. He bows to them. The fans chant “Thank You Steve!” and “You Are Awesome!” as he does one last crotch chop.
MUSHI: “(Thank you Steve for one hell of a run! You got one hell of a successor in Florida Man.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Thank you Awesome for everything!)”