Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 2, 2017 13:29:55 GMT -5
The Pyros shoot off and the cameras begin to swirl around the arena showing all the fans screaming for the start of Gastro and soon the Xtreme-Tron lights up in the back Lilly is talking to Kuroi.*
: So yeah, my match will be awesome. I'll go be on my way, waiting for my video and song to go on.
: Be safe Lilly. I love you.
: I love you too.
*Kuroi and Lilly kiss each other and Lilly walks out of the room. She closes the door and she accidentally bumps into AJ Phoenix.*
: Oh... hey Lilly...
: ....A...AJ...
*Lilly walks away from AJ, nervous about him. AJ just shrugs and the segment ends.*where James Mueller is walking through the lobbyway through crowds of fans looking very nervious.
King: What the hell was that.
Cole: I am not sure.
King: That was POINTLESS!
The lights dim for a while, and then the arena turns into a hot pink. Next, "Easier to Run" by Linkin Par kappears and there is a ten second delay. After the ten second delay, Lilly comes out. The crowd whistles because of her good looks. Lilly comes out and blows kisses to the crowd, yet with a face that acts like she is better than them. She walks up to the steps, and walks up it moderately quick. She goes to the ropes and puts her leg over the bottom rope and bends down to display her butt under the top two ropes. She then puts the other leg over the bottom rope and then gets up.
Cole- What a sweet sweet sweeet
King- personality?
Cole- No, ASS!
The lights go out. Suddenly, "Stay in Shadows" by Finger Eleven starts to play throughout the arena. The tron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing his signature long black trench coat. Mr. T follows close behind. Shadow Dragon climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin as Mr. T watches at ringside.
Cole- He is small!
King- Shut up fool!
Cole- That was weak!
King- Meh!
Lilly vs. Shadow dragon
Lilly and SD are standing in the ring looking at each other. Lilly laughs at the man in the mask and SD laughs at Lilly. The bell rings and Lilly holds her hand out to shake SDs hand. The crowed cheer and SD goes to acept but then as soon as they tough hands Lilly grabs his ahnd and kciks him in the gut. The crowed boo as they dotn appriciate it, Lilly picks SD up and whips him to the ropes, on the rebound Lilly hits him with a drop kick to the face. SD falls to the floor and Lilyl gets straight back and runs against the ropes and leg drops SD across the neck. Lilly gets back up again and pciks SD up but as she does he quickly punches her in the afce and runs against the ropes and on the rbeoudn he takes her down with a cross body but Lilyl rolls through it and pins SD, One. . . Two . . . SD kciks out and quickly gets up and runs against the ropes and as Lilly gets up she is kncoked out the ring with a drop kick. Lilly hist the outside of the floor whackign her head off the ring apron. The ref leans through the ropes to check on Lilyl and while he is doing this SD climbs to the top rope and as Lilyl gets up standing SD jumps off and lands on her, both of them are down now. As the ref starts his count out.
Cole- Damn! SD is mad!
King- Poor Lilly! I feel for her!
Cole- I would fele her is that counts?
At the count fo 6 SD gets back to his feet, he is shortly followed by Lilly who uses the barrier to get up. They both slide into the ring and get to their feet, SD is first upo and he runs at Lilyl but Lilyl hits him with a arm drag take down and gets SD in a arm bar but straight away SD pops out and rolsl back to his feet and covers Lilly, One. . . Lilly rolls out of it and covers SD, One. . . SD pops out and rolls over Lilly and holds her shoulders to the mat, One. . . two, Lilly kicks out and both get to their feet where Lilly runs at SD but he takes her down with a drop toe hold, but Lilly rolls through it and gets up and runs at SD where she is taken down with a hip toss, Lilly rolls to her feet and and SD runs at her but she hits him with a back body drop but SD manages to land on his feet and keep runnign then as Lilyl turns around she is taken down with a spring board clothesline. Before covering her, One. . . Two . . . Lilly kciks out.
Cole- Holy crap! I out of breath!
King- You are! How you think they feel?
Cole- If I was SD then Horny!
King- Your filthy!
Cole- I know, great ennit!
SD is first to his feet, he walks over the Lilly and stands her up and whips her into the turnbuckle. He runs at her and jumps up and puts his feet on her legs and then grabs her head and hits her with a monkey flip. SD then jumps to the top rope where he waits and watches as Lilly climbs to her feet, when she is up SD jumps off and lands on Lilly and gives her a Hurricanranna, Lilyl flies across the rign and SD quickly goes on the atatck again with a few jabs to the back before pickign Lilly up and hooking her for a suplex, but before he can do that Lilly drops to her knees and hits SD with a fireman takedown. Then Lilly quickly gets SD in a triangle choke submission hold. SD straight away starts to wave his ahnds around in the air trying to get to the ropes but he is too far away. Lilly is poushign down on her legs with her arms to add pressure on. SD starts to look like he is fading, Mr. T is on the outside of the ring hitting the mat hard to try and get SD to revive. It has suprising effects as SD makes afist grabbing the air and slowly starts to shuffle and he just manages to pout his fott on the bottom rope to break the hold. Lilly breaks the hold and gets to her feet and argues with the ref.
Cole- What a submission by Lilly!
King- Sure was a great technical move!
Cole- I would love to wrestle her!
King- Why!
Cole- You serious? Omg you must be a virgin!
Lilly is up and she looks at SD as he is lent against the second rope catching his breath, Lilly walks over to him and he leans on him which is choking him, the ref counts to 4 and the Lilly stands up and pulls him to his feet, she gets him in a head lock but straight away SD hits her with a snap mare, then he runs over her as she sits up and hits her in the face with a drop kick, then he quickly runs to the top rope and taunt the crowd and they cheer and then Shadow Dragon dives off and hits her with the Dragon Splash (A corkscrew moonsalt senton splash. Oppenent laying on the ground.) he quickly goes for the cover, One. . . Two . . . Three!
Announcer- here is your winner, Shadow Dragon!!!
On the screen a loud crash is heard then a car is seen driving off the edge of a cliff and as it explodes, Huge pyrotechnics shoot up in the air from the stage and then Bad Man by John Cena blasts over the PA system. Then Flash walks out onto the ramp way and the crowed burst out into boos. Flash just laughs as he slowly walks down to the ring and slides into the ring and runs against the ropes to stretch and then he grabs the rope and pulls it back to stretch again. Flash stands in the middle of the ring looking up at the ramp way
Cole: Its flash! Hes big and he comes out with a flash!
King: Youre not hip...
A whole orchestra begains to play Vivaldi's four seasons.The faces of Cash,Mr.Willis,and Mr.O'Neal are shown on the tron as underneth the pictures it says The Censorship.A Dark Blue Chevy Crossfire with The New York Yankee symbol on the hood pulls out from the back.The censorship gets out with a Boston Red sox flag in which they promptly burn and laugh as the boston red sox flag burns.Cash,Mr.Willis,Mr.O'Neal all walk to the end of the ramp where Cash raises his arms as pyros explode(like chris masters)."The Grand Illusion"by Styx begains to play as Cash,Mr.Willis,and Mr.O'Neal walk to the ring.Mr.Willis and Mr.O'Neal open the ropes for Cash.Cash then gets into the ring as Mr.Willis and Mr.O'Neal stand outside the ring as Cash's managers.
Cole: Woah, bling bling dawg!
King: Oh god... Cole turned black!
Flash vs Cash
The referee comes up to Flash and asks him if he is ready to begin the match. Flash nods and so does the referee. The referee does the same to Cash and the same result occurs. The bell rings for the match to begin and Flash and Cash waste no time in this match as they immediately lock up with each other. Flash gets the advantage as he uses his skill to put Cash over his head in the position of a military press and Flash throws Cash out of the ring. Clash hits the floor hard and he glares hard at Flash, surprised at his strength.
Cole: Woah woah woah!!! That Flash kid is strong!!!
King: Hot mama!!!
Cash slides in the ring on the referees count of five and Cash goes for a few punches to the chest of Flash and he goes for another but Flash catches the punch and he twists the arm. Flash takes advantage of this moment as he forces Cashs head to Flashs knee. Cash falls hard to his face and he rolls out of the ring. He starts strategizing on what to do. Clash slides back in on the referees count of four. Cash comes into the ring again and Flash is becoming very confident with his skills. Cash makes a deep fake punch and Flash doesnt pay attention as he is very confident and Flash looks one way and gets hit across the face with another one of Cashs punches. Flash gets caught off guard and he staggers back and Cash follows up with a shoulder knockdown with his shoulder.
Cole: Cash is pulling it together!
King: Against Flash, Cash needs his A-Game!
Flash is trying to get up off the floor but Cash doesnt let him up as Cash kicks Flash a lot. Flash keeps kicking until instructed by the referee to let go. Cash goes the floor and he grabs Flash by the throat and he chokes. The referee counts to three then tells Cash go but he doesnt oblige. Cash lets go a split second before the referee counts a five. Cash picks up Flash and he makes a powerbomb. Flash is down on the floor and Cash goes for the pin: One... Two... kickout by Flash. Cash is aggravated and Cash picks up Flash. Cash puts Flash under his legs and he picks up Flash for a powerbomb but Flash turns the whole match around as he turns it into a DDT in his favor. Cashs head hits the floor hard and Flash is also on the floor. Both lie on the floor.
Cole: I think Flash just turned the match around!
King: This match is going back and forth!
Flash struggles to get himself up and he looks at Cash with a demented look. Flash gets out of the ring and he looks under the ring. Flash gets a chair from under the ring and Flash slides in the ring. Flash grins while walking towards Cash but the referee interjects. He is arguing with Flash and he is trying to get the chair away from him. This argument goes on until Cash is seen to jump off the turnbuckle and he hits Flash and the referee. The referee falls down due to the referees lack of strength compared to Flash and Cash and Flash goes down as Cash hit the chair which hit Flash in the face. Cash gets up and he hits a couple of strikes in Flashs face and Flash covers his face in pain. Cash soon notices that the referee is getting up so Cash runs out of the ring to put the chair down and comes back in running to Flash for the hopes of making the pin but as soon as he comes near Flash, Flash explodes up and grabs Cash in the torture rack. Cash and Flash begin to scream but Cash screams in pain and after a long while; Cash says I give up. The bell rings and Flash is considered the winner.
Winner: Flash
Cole: Flash won!!! What a win!
King: Flash came up like... a flash!
The Xtreme-Tron lights up with James Mueller walking through the Lobby area looking very upset.
How am I gonna win with no team. Kanyon has all of Kanyon Inc. and I have nothing. If only the Young Guns hadn't disappeared while I was gone.
Oi, It's James Mueller.
The Hell?
Mueller, you are so handsom, almost as Handsom as my Cosmo.
Mueller looks down from her face and notices that she is wearing a Cosmo T-Shirt that has Cosmo's head so big its three times normal size of Cosmo's head.
Good God woman! You are...Just what I was looking for.
James Mueller begins to smile as he whispers in the ear of Cosmo's biggest fan and the scene cuts back to the arena.
King: That was one fat bitch.
Cole: Watch your mouth.
King: Fine, that was one Weight Challenged Bitch.
With the cameras going around the arena a bit, the crowd is cheering a little bit with the lights starting to slowly flicker. They go out, one by one, and the arena is left in all darkness. A soft and slow melody comes through the PA system and the crowd remains silent as they are waiting for the arrival of Tara. Smoke rises over the ramp and to one of the sides and just as the music gets louder and harder, with a choir sound in the background, smoke begins clearing out at the side of the stage, with Tara in the middle crouched down. The music gets soft again, and the vocals come in.
I can see
When you stay low nothing happens
Does it feel right?
Late at night
Things I thought I put behind me
Haunt my mind
Tara rises slowly, with her knees unbending and seperated shoulder length. As she stands up, her head lowers and her hair comes over her head. The Hardcore Championship shines a little bit with it around her waist. The crowd is cheering and they begin to chant her name, and Tara lifts her head with her hair covering her eyes still.
I just know there's no escape
Now once it sets its eyes on you
But I won't run,
Have to stare it in the eye
She steps down from the platform, and onto the actual stage before starting to make her way down the ramp slowly... a cloud of smoke follows her, slowly dispersing. Coming halfway down the ramp she holds her arms out with her palms up and lifts her arms above her head a bit. A few of the lights begin to flicker on, but with a blue shade.
Stand my ground, I won't give in
No more denying, I got to face it
Won't close my eyes and hide the truth inside
If I don't make it, someone else will
Stand my ground
Tara brings her arms back and goes to one side of the ramp starting to high five a few members of the crowd and then with the fans in the back screaming her name she puts one hand on the barricade and lifts her other arm in the air, holding the Hardcore Championship in that hand.. As she is bringing her arm back down she high fives the fans next to her again and then moves towards the ring again.
It's all around
Getting stronger, coming close
Into my world
I can feel
That it's time for me to face it
Can I take it?
Tara goes up the steel steps and does a Ric Flair strut across the apron and then back to the center of the apron before cupping one hand around her mouth and shouting "Whooooo!" while the other has the Hardcore Championship held, and this gives the fans a huge cheer for her. She again holds the Hardcore Championship above her head, and steps through the middle ropes starting to pace around the ring, jogging.
Though this might just be the ending
Of the life I held so dear
But I won't run,
There's no turning back from here
She runs at the middle ropes and leaps to the middle rope with both hands catching the top rope, and one keeping a good hold of the Hardcore Championship as well. One foot is on the bottom rope and she bounces a little, while nodding her head and looking around. She comes off the ropes and removes her sunglasses handing them to the referee, along with the Hardcore Championship and he walks over to the timekeeper handing the title and sunglasses to him for safe keeping. Tara stretches her legs a little and waits for the match to start.
fire it up by black label society hits over the PA and FOK makes his way down to the ring for his Hardcore title match up.
Hardcore title Match
Tara(c) vs. FOK
Tara and FOK both walk up to each other in the center of the ring, and show respect for one another with a handshake. Tara and FOK circle the center of the ring before tying up, and FOK getting behind Tara with a waistlock. FOK lifts Tara up and goes to slam her on her stomach, but Tara drops her knees, stopping the impact. FOK turns and applies a front facelock onto Tara, but Tara grabs the arm and slams it down with a arm wrench, before turning herself onto the back of FOK, pulling the arm. Tara pulls hard putting more pressure on the shoulder, until she breaks the hold after FOK grabs the bottom rope. Tara grabs the same arm of FOK and kicks it before lifting him up. Tara grabs the arm and applies a hammerlock and then a headlock, but FOK pushes her into the ropes, and knocks her down with a clothesline. Tara hits the mat hard and FOK makes the cover, but Tara kicks out before the count of three. FOK climbs up to his feet and brings Tara with him, before kicking her in the stomach, bending her over. FOK takes a couple of steps back but then runs forward, driving a knee into the face of Tara. Tara falls backfirst into the mat holding her face, and FOK makes the cover again, but once again Tara gets a shoulder up. FOK makes the cover again but Tara kicks out once again, which frustrates FOK. FOK lifts up Tara and snapmares her down, setting her in perfect position for a dropkick to the back. Tara holds her back while going down to the mat, as FOK then leaps and delivers a legdrop. FOK hooks the leg of Tara, but the XHF Hardcore champion kicks out before the count of three. FOK sits up and stares at the crowd wondering what to do, as he stands up to his feet, and then lifts Tara up. FOK sends Tara into the corner and kicks her in the stomach, before sending chops into her chest. Tara holds her chest but FOK spreads the arm and hits another chop into the chest, as it echoes throughout the arena. FOK grabs the arm of Tara and goes to toss her into the opposite side of the ring, but Tara reverses it, sending FOK right back into the corner. Tara then runs towards FOK, but FOK lifts her over his head with a back body drop, but Tara is able to land on the apron. FOK takes a couple of steps forward as Tara climbs up the top turnbuckle and waits for FOK to turn around. When FOK finally does Tara leaps off and connects with a diving crossbody, and hooks the leg, 1-2-FOK kicks out just in time.
Cole: I wish people would listen to me - the cradle! Go for the cradle!
King: They can't hear you you idiot!
Tara mounds FOK and begins sending forearms into his head, but FOK pushes her off, being the stronger of the two. FOK rolls to his stomach and pushes himself up, right into a jumping calf kick by Tara. FOK climbs up again, but this time into a kick to the stomach. FOK falls to his knees holding his stomach, and Tara applies a front facelock. Tara taunts the crowd for a tornado DDT and goes running towards the corner, but as she climbs up to the second turnbuckle FOK holds onto her and throws her out of the ring with a release northern lights suplex! Tara hits the padding hard, as she rolls around holding her back. FOK pulls himself up by using the ropes, as Tara slowly begins climbing to her feet. Once Tara is all the way to her feet FOK springs himself landing on the apron back towards Tara, and then leaps onto the second rope and connects with an asai moonsault! FOK stands up with his arms in the air getting a decent reaction from the crowd, considering that half of them are cheering for him, and the other half for Tara. FOK lifts up Tara and rolls her into the ring and soon follows making a cover, but Tara just gets a shoulder up before the count of three. FOK stands up and sends two kicks into Tara's stomach, before grabbing her legs and dragging her into the center of the ring. FOK points up, and then walks to the nearest corner, and goes through the middle rope and climbs up to the top rope. FOK stands up all the way and then leaps off going for a Splash, but just before he lands Tara moves out of the way! FOK hits the mat hard landing on his chest, and springs up to her feet and quickly climbs the ropes and waits for FOK to get to his feet and when he does she flips off and nails him with the Frostnip. The stays on him for the cover 1, 2, 3.
Winner and Still XHF Hardcore Champion: Tara
King: Tara WINS!
Cole: A very hard fought match, in the ring oddly enough.
King: Hardcore matches are over rated anyway
AJ Pheonix is seen walking around the back humming, his long blonde hair tied back and hidden under a black korn baseball cap thats turned backwards, he turns to see Funaki smiling with mic in hand. AJ just sighs and shakes his head
Oh look..it's a little chinese man.....
I'm japanese
I don't care.....
I'm here to ask you a few questions
Yeah I know....so just ask man I have a goddamn match to get ready for
Ok well first question, tonight you have Red Fusion in a non title match, and then at overheated you have him one on one for your european title. Do you think maybe you're underestimating Fusion?
AJ looks a little shocked but still ponders the question
Well you know what.....yeah I have underestimated fusion, i've underestimated how much of a dumbass he is. The guy truely beleives he has a chance against me. He actually thinks people care about what he does, but the fans and everyone else know that they turn on their telivisions to see.....me
AJ chews his bubble gum and smiles a toothy grin
Well as usual you're acting conceited
Whoa whoa whoa..conceited?.....look, I may be a little outspoken and I may have a big mouth but Funaki I can back up what I say, I'm much more than a little prissy pretty boy bitch like fusion assumes I am. I'm tough as nails and a risk taker and I have the balls to kick fusions teeth so far down his throut he'll be able to nibble on his freakin testicles....but..yea I guess I am a little conceited...but it's healthy to have a big....ego.....
AJ smiles again and keeps chewing his gum, he pops a bubble as funaki thinks about his next question
What about what happened earlier between you and lilly?
Dude I was just saying hi....why is it whenever I say hello to a woman people assume I'm having a sexual relationship with her?...I suppose considering who she's with it's beleivable she'd want something..more.....but I just said hi to her thats all....now if you'll excuseme I have to go get ready for my match....
AJ walks off leaving funaki alone
The start of The used's "A box full of sharp objects"starts playing
"It's our time to shine through the down
Glorified by what is ours
We've fallen in love
We've fallen in love
It was the best idea I ever had"
The music intensifies as the image fades out to a video of AJ performing his finishing moves and walking around outside and around the arena
"Today I fell and felt better
Just knowing this matters
I just feel stronger and sharper
Found a box of sharp objects what a beautiful"
As the guitar kicks in with the chorus AJ Pheonix walks out wearing a red silk shirt undone, his long Blond hair untied and wet down his face and shoulders, the XHF european title around his waist, he walks down slowly as dark red lazers flash across the darkened arena. He looks around before heading to the ring
"Today I fell and felt better
Just knowing this matters
I just feel stronger and sharper
Found a box of sharp objects what a beautiful thing
"
AJ gets down to the ring and climbs up on the turnbuckle before leaping up backflipping off the top rope into the ring, AJ runs up and spreads his arms out after jumping on the opposite corner as the music ends
Cole: AJ makes his return tonight!
The lights in the arena go out and the opening riffs of "Unleashed" by Saliva hit. A scream comes over the PA and the stage explodes with pyros. Red Fusion steps out onto the stage to a chorus of boos, with the XCW Tag Title strapped securely around his waist. He stares at the crowd, and smirks, shooing them off. He then starts to head down the ramp. Red Fusion stands at the bottom of the ramp and flexes his right bicep and holds it up for all to see. he starts to smirk, showing off. The fans boo him even louder. Red Fusion climbs up on the apron and steps through the ropes. He heads over to a turnbuckle and and raises his arms up, to loud jeers. He then hops down. Red Fusion stands in the middle of the ring and waits for the bell to ring.
King: And Fusion returns too!
AJ Phoenix vs. Red Fusion
The bell rings and RF charges at AJ and hits him in the gut with a knee. Then he clubs AJ in the back and AJ stumbles foreward. RF then turns him around and AJ uses the momentum to punch RF hard in the jaw. He punches him repeatedly until RF is backed into the ropes. He then whips RF out, but RF reverses it and sends AJ. AJ comes back and RF hits a shoulder block. AJ gets up quickly and runs to the ropes again. He comes back and RF goes for another shoulder block, but AJ hits him with a dropkick to the knee instead. AJ rolls over and mounts the back of RF and punches him in the back of the head. The ref breaks it up and RF gets up off the mat. RF turns around and AJ hits him with a forearm. He then kicks RF in the gut. AJ goes for a piledriver, but RF reverses it with a back body drop. AJ goes over the ropes and lands on the apron. RF turns around and AJ elbows him in the face. RF staggers back and AJ jumps up and springboards off the ropes. He goes at RF, but RF gets a boot up into the face of AJ! He then makes a cover. 1, 2, kickout!
Cole: That was a vicous kick!
King: He took AJ's momentum and turned it back against him!
RF picks AJ up off the mat and lifts him above his head. He drops him with a military slam! RF kicks AJ a few times, then picks him up from behind and grabs him in a full nelson. RF then slams him to the mat. RF covers again. 1, 2, kickout. RF picks AJ up and whips him to the corner. RF charges in and hits AJ with a shoulder to the gut. RF then starts punching AJ in the corner. The ref breaks it up. RF backs up and then charges at the corner, but this time he gets a boot to the face! He staggers back and AJ quickly turns around, jumps to the second turnbuckle, flies off and hits RF with a moonsault! He stays on for a cover. 1, 2, kcikout. AJ gets up and quickly hits a standing legdrop. He covers again. 1, 2, kickout! AJ lifts RF up off the mat and whips him to the ropes. He runs to the opposite one. AJ goes for a clothesline, but RF ducks. RF comes back with a clothesline, but AJ ducks. They keep running and meet in the middle of the ring and both go for clotheslines, both connecting! Both men are down!
Cole: What fast paced action!
After a 7 count from the ref, AJ and RF start to stir. They're up on there feet at 8 and start trading punches. RF starts to win out and hits AJ a few times and then kicks him in the gut. RF runs to the ropes and comes back with a scissors kick, but AJ moves! AJ goes to kick RF, but RF grabs the leg. AJ then hits an enziguri! AJ lifts RF up and whips him to the ropes, but RF reverses. AJ comes back and RF grabs him and lifts him up. He goes for the Power Slide, but AJ reverses it into a hurricanrana! He grabs the legs for a pin. 1, 2, kickout! AJ and RF get to there feet and AJ kicks RF in the gut. He grabs him for a Phoenix Effect, but RF pushes him away. RF does a short charge for a clothesline, but AJ ducks and runs at the ropes. RF turns around right into a spear! AJ stands up and pulls RF's body towards a corner. AJ then signals to the crowd and starts to climb the turnbuckle. Right then, William Spencer jumps over the guard rail witha singapore cain in hand. Spencer slides the cain into the ring and gets up on the apron, going toward AJ, but AJ kicks him in the face. The ref comes over to get William away. RF starts to stir. Willy keeps AJ and the ref distracted. RF grabs the cain and gets up. He smacks the cain over the head of AJ! He tosses it away and AJ falls onto RF. RF then walks to the middle of the ring with AJ over his shoulder. Willy drops off the apron and the ref turns around. RF then throws AJ down with the Fusion Buster! RF then makes a cover. 1, 2, 3!
Winner: Red Fusion
Cole: What a horrible way to end a great match!
King: You mean perfect! That was great!
Announcer: Coming to the ring first from Boston, Massachusetts, at 62 wieghing in at 260 pounds Papa John!
"Purple Haze" By. Jimi Hendrix begins to play as the lights turn black and stage lights of dark red seems to take over the arena. When the Drums and Bass and guitar really get into it Pyros go off and Papa John comes out dancing around the entrance holding a bunny in one hand and a mic in the other. The crowds is off their feet. Papa John still is dancing around until Jimi Hendrix starts singing.
Purple Haze all in my brain
Lately things don't seem the same
Acting funny but I don't know why
Excuse me while i kiss the sky
Papa John then starts singing dancing around getting the crowd into it. When Hendrix says "Excuse me while i kiss the sky" Papa John slides into the ring and raises from the mat. Then he spits out Red Mist and throws the bunny into the fans for a suvenior. He then waits for his opponent.
Announcer: and his opponent coming to the ring second, hailing from Miami, Florida, standing at 59 weighing 215 pounds, Spluger
*The lights in the arena dim and a spot light shines at the top of the ramp. The arena is almost completly dark as smoke begins to emit from the stage. The White Stipes - Seven Nation Army begins to play. Spluger apears in the spotlight looking up at the crowd.
"Im gonna fight em off A seven nation army couldnt hold me back Theyre gonna rip it off Taking their time right behind my back And Im talking to myself at night Because I cant forget Back and forth through my mind Behind a cigarette And the message coming from my eyes Says leave it alone"
Spluger start his walk to the ring night stick at side and confident as all hell. As hes ending the ramp he begins a slow cocky spin and slids into the ring. "
Dont want to hear about it Every single ones got a story to tell Everyone knows about it From the Queen of England to the hounds of hell And if I catch it coming back my way Im gonna serve it to you And that aint what you want to hear, But thats what Ill do"
XHF Number One Contenders Ladder Match for the Pheonix Championship
Spulger the Lawyer Cop vs Papa John
Spluger walks up to Papa john and they stare each other down. The bell rings the two lock up in the center of the ring, PJ throws spluger into the corner and then rushes him, Spluger quickly evades and PJ runs into the turnbuckle, spluger turns around and catches PJ with a powerful clothline and send him out of the ring. Spluger begins to taunt PJ from inside the ring. PJ gets to his feet and walks over to the ladder, he picks it up and begins walk over to the ring only to get hit with a baseballs slide that sends the ladder into his face, PJ drops the ladder and falls back. King: ouch that looked painful. Spluger gets out of the ring and begins stomping PJ, Spluger stops and turns to the ladder, he picks it up and throws it into the ring. As Spluger goes to enter the ring PJ grabs him by his hair and bounces his head off the steel steps, Spluger falls flat on his back and PJ enters the ring, PJ looks up at the briefcase. Cole: there is the briefcase with a phoenix title shot inside. PJ begins setting up the ladder, as he finishes spluger hits him in the back of the head with a forearm smash, PJ turns around and the two begin to back and forth with right hands, spluger parries PJs right and unleashes on him, Spluger delivers about 3 more rights then hits PJ with a belly to belly suplex, Spluger begins to climb the ladder, he gets to the 3rd step but PJ climbs the turnbuckle and drop kicks spluger off the ladder. PJ starts to climb up the ladder and spluger soon after him, they get to the top of the ladder and the begins to punches each other once again, PJ cocks back and delivers a deadly left hand to Splugers face, Spluger begins to falls but grabs unto the ladder at the last second to save himself, but as Spluger grabs back unto the ladder his weight pulls ladder to the right and it falls, both men are thrown from the ladder to the cement outside the ring.
Cole: Oh My God, King did you see that?
King: Yes Cole Im sitting right here, but that was crazy!
The Ref begins to count because nether men get up after their fall. One, Two, Three, PJ starts to show a little life but not much, four, five, six, Spluger gets up to a knee, seven, eight, spluger stands up as PJ is at a knee and the count stops, Spluger backs up and then runs forward to kick PJ in the teeth. PJ falls back and spluger falls to a knee. King: these two superstars are drained of energy they can hardly get up. Spluger goes to pick up PJ but PJ breaks his arms away and kicks spluger in the mid section, PJ picks spluger on to his shoulders and powerbombs Spluger though the Spanish announcers table, PJ goes under the ring and gets a sledge hammer and walks to Spluger.
Cole: O no dont tell me hes going to hit spluger with that hammer!
PJ lines up his shot, lifts the hammer above his head and comes down hard. Spluger roll off the ruins of the table just at the last second and PJ just misses. PJ looks down at spluger in shock that he was able to move, Spluger begins to get up grabbing at PJs pants for support. PJ looks down at spluger and laughs, Spluger looks up at him and smiles, then delivers a hard low blow, PJ falls holding his nuts in immense pain. Spluger picks himself up and takes a much needed breather.
Cole: That was cheap as hell, disqualify that man!
King: Cole! Your soooo stupid this is a ladder match there is no disqualify.
Spluger makes his way onto the ring and picks up the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring and looks up to the briefcase to line it up. PJ begins to get up and get his Sledge hammer, Spluger starts to slowly climb the ladder. PJ creeps up behind him and ...
King: O not again with sledge hes going to kill someone!
As King says that PJ cocks back and hits Spluger in the back of the head with sledge hammer. Spluger falls back and hits the canvas as a puddle of blood forms around him. PJ starts to climb the ladder as he gets about half way he turns around and looks down at spluger and smiles, PJ climbs down the ladder and picks up Spluger, quickly spluger wipes out his mace and sprays PJ in the eyes, PJ backs off and holds his eyes Spluger takes out his nightstick, runs at PJ and clothlines PJ with his Nightstick. PJ begins bleeding from the forehead. Spluger falls to the ground out of energy.
Cole: Oh my god both men are down and nether of them are moving.
The ref begins to count. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, the men slowly begin to get up both of them reaching for the ladder. They both grab a side and slowly begin to climb the ladder, they get to the top both very weary, the both cock a fist back and stare at each other. PJ punches Spluger and he falls, slowly PJ reaches for the briefcase he grabs it and falls to the canvas both men laying motionless, with PJ Holding the briefcase tightly to his chest.
Winner: Papa John.
King: The Papa has earned his shot.
Cole: He climbed this ladder, but can he climb the ladder of titles and move on from the Hardcore to the Phoenix.
King: Huh?
Bonnie stands up at ring side with Mic in hand.
Our next Contest will take place at...a near by park?
The Xtreme-Tron then lights up on the scene of a playground set. The camera pans aorund a bit to find a teenage couple swinging next to each other on the swings and then a little more and finds Kanyon Inc. standing near a large puddle. Also near the puddle is XHF Commish Scorpion dressed up in a ref shirt, an inflatable turtle around his waist and inflateable floaties on his arms.
Why in the hell are you dressed like that?
Because I am reffing this contest.
Kanyon shakes his head and turns away.
I think he means the floaties and the turtle my man.
Oh, Safty precautions of course. Why aren't you wearing any actually? You guys could fall into this massive Ocean of Water and be eaten by sharks.
Its a PUDDLE!
Realmente, podra utilizar un par de floaties.
(Actually, I could use a pair of floaties.)
den What he said?
Why am I even here Bro? Mueller doesnt even have a team.
Because after the way he cheated me on Pyro, I want to embarass him, so I want all the arms I can get. Where is he anyway? I bet he wont even show and forfiet to avoid the embarassment.
Just as the words leave Kanyon's mouth a faint sound of a golf cart is herd and soon James Mueller is driving up popping a wheelie riding on jusy his back two wheels.
Showin off? You should be shaking in your boots right now, not popping Wheelies in a golf cart.
Why should I be shaking? Becuase of you and your cronies there? I have asembled a team. A BIG team.
Just then Mueller claps his hands and the Golf cart drops back on all four wheels and from behind the cart emerges a massive woman.
Is this it Mueller? Is this where I get to be on XHF's Gastro just like Cosmo is every week?
Yes it is. Are you ready for our match.
Yes.
Mueller turns back to Kanyon and grins and Kanyon leans over to his Brother Curtis and whispers.
That may be a problem.
A HUGE one.
Both teams set up on opposite sides of a rope and have the rope in hand and Scorpion holds his hand in the air and then blows his whistle and immeadiatly both teams begin pulling on the rope. Kanyon Inc, struggle greatly yanking and pulling to no avail as James Mueller lets go of the rope and begins stretching and laughing. Kanyon looks pissed and turns towards GQ and through his teeth.
Do something.
Hold her off, I've got a plan.
Kanyon then plants his feet expecting to have to pull tighter but nothing changes as GQ lets go. Kanyon Inc. continues to strain as Mueller does push ups on the floor and then gets back up and grabs the rope half heartidly. Soon though GQ returns with a McDonalds bag and pulls out a Big Mac box out of the bag and waves it in the air.
Who wants a Big Mac?
ME!
GQ tosses the Big Mac box on the floor and she dives for it causeing Mueller to tumble forward into the puddle.
Kanyon is the winner! But can he win on the PreShow in a Boxing Match!
Boxing? Thats more like it.
Boing with Inflatable gloves four times the size of your HEAD! Dun dun dun.
The Hell?
The scene fades back to the arena.
"I'm your mirrors reflection" by The Manga Effect hits the speakers loud and clear. And T-Bird is seen on the big screen wearing a black spaghetti strap top with the straps in the back criss crossing and a pair of fitting leather pants. Her feet no longer is taped up in the normal black tape. The very edges of her fingers have a thin strand of the black tape. Her hair is roughy pulled into a high pony tail. T-Bird walks into a circle of cars. She looks around to see many superstars watching such as, Scorpion, Funaki, Mr. C.
Cole- Good turn out to watch the match take place back stage!
King- Yea, interesting types of people watching though!
Take Me Away hits as Dark Magician Girl walks out into view in the back stage, she is shortly followed by Apollyon who is carrying the United States title over his shoulder, he walks into the ring of cars and he looks around at the superstars to see people such as Kuroi, Doc, Rob Arnold, and Congo watching. He passes the title belt to the ref and the ref passes it to another ref who is witting by a car watching.
Cole- Looks like we are ready to get this battle under way!
King- Omg I cant watch this!
Cole- So I have to do all the work?
King- well I suppose I can help!
United States Street Fight match
Apollyon(c) vs. T-Bird
T-Bird and Apollyon are standing in the ring of cars staring at one another. Apollyon walks into the middle and T-Bird follows, when they meet in the middle Tee is looking up at Apollyon and Apollyon laughs, Tee goes to hit him in the face with a right hand but before she can connect Apollyon kicks her in the mid section, Tee is bent over and Apollyon then clubs her across her back with his hand. Tee falls to all fours and then Apollyon runs up to her and kicks her in the side sending her rolling away. She starts to climb to her feet but Apollyon runs at her and hits her with a knee to the gut. Tee is now lent on the bonnet of a car. Apollyon turns her over so she is facing him but still lay on the bonnet and he hits her with a hard chop across the chest and as he does this the superstars around all cringe in pain. Apollyon gives her another chop coming down onto her chest. Apollyon then leans over and starts to choke Tee, as she gasps for air she is kicking and she kicks Apollyon straight between the legs. Apollyon releases his grip and staggers backwards holding his groin. Tee climbs onto the bonnet of the Car and she dives off and hits Apollyon with a cross body knocking him to the floor. She makes the cover, one. . . Apollyon kicks out throwing Tee back to her feet!
Cole- Damn what power by Apollyon!
King- You think he can have kids anymore?
Cole- Dont know and dont care!
King- I doubt he pulls anyway!
Cole- Because he wears a mask!
Apollyon starts to get to his feet but Tee runs at him and drop kicks him in the back of the knee sending Him back to the floor, being a hard concrete surface the landing hurts Tee also. Tee gets back up and watches as Apollyon gets up. Then Apollyon runs at Tee but Tee hits him with a drop toe hold and Apollyon whacks his face off of the bonnet of another car. Tee then gets up and drags Apollyon around to
the car door, she opens the door she pushes Apollyon down so he is sitting where the door will go when it is closed. Then Tee goes to slam the door but Apollyon gets his hands up and stops it from shutting. Tee tries again but again Apollyon blocks it. Tee then swings the door wide open and kicks Apollyon in the gut and then in the face, she then quickly slams the door back and Apollyon screams, Tee does it again two more times and Apollyon screams louder each time. Tee then walks away and opens the car door of the next car, she leans in and she pulls out a chair which she throws into the middle of the cars, then she pulls out a long chain that seems to be wrapped in barbed wire and what seems to be pieces of glass sticking out of it. She puts that on the bonnet and then picks Apollyon up but Apollyon moves his arms up and throws Tees arms off of him. He then hits her in the face a few times making her back off towards a car. Then he pushes her into the car, then Apollyon takes a step back and lifts his leg up to hit Tee with a boot to the chest or face but Tee moves out the way and Apollyon puts his leg through the car window. He is stuck and Tee just goes on the attack hitting him with a few punches, then she quickly grabs the Chain in wires and glass. Then she rips off the top of Apollyon. Apollyon is trying to get his leg free but he cant.
Cole- Oh No! What is T-Bird going to do to the United States Champion here?
King- Well I would say it is pretty obvious!
Tee smiles and laughs as Apollyon is still trying to get loose. Tee swings the chain and it hits Apollyon across the back and it rips the skin apart. Apollyon screams in pain again and Tee just gets ready to whip him across the back again and again it rips the skin and flash apart. Tee whips him once more and this time the pain is a motive for Apollyon and he pulls his leg out and falls to the floor holding his back in absolute agony. Tee drops the chain and covers him, One. . . Two . . . Apollyon just gets his left shoulder of the floor a fraction before the refs hand comes down to crown a new champion. Tee gets up and she is furious with the ref and that she has not won! Tee kicks the car in anger and then picks Apollyon back to his feet.
Cole- T-Bird was sooo close there!
King- She is dominated the much larger man so far here!
Tee then goes to ram Apollyons head into the car but he puts out his hand to stop him, then he elbows Tee in the gut making her bend over, Apollyon then kicks her in the gut before stomping on the back of her neck. Apollyon then slowly picks Tee up and then he drags her around to the front of the car where he picks her up and hits her with a power bomb onto the bonnet of the car. The XHF super stars that are watching all turn away in pain. Then Apollyon pulls Tee off the Bonnet and he makes the inevitable pin cover. One. . . Two . . . At the last possible second T-Bird some how manages to get her should just off the concrete floor. Apollyon gets up in absolute shock as he realises that Tee kicked out. Apollyon picks Tee up still in disbelief, he sets Tee up for another power bomb but Tee falls to her knee, then she hits Apollyon with a low blow, then she stand sup and hits him with the Twisted (twist of Fate) and makes the cover quickly as she rolls him over, One. . . Two . . . THREE!
Announcer- here is your winner and new United States Champion, T- BIRD!!!
Cole- Holy crap! T-Bird is the new champion!
King- What a shocker here tonight!
Apollyon comes behind the curtains without his U.S. Championship, considering he had just lost it to T-Bird... a look of disappointment is across his face and as he looks around there looks to be movement off behind one of the curtains that was set-up. Camera's go back out to the arena... they show King and Cole sitting at the announce table.
Cole: That was quite a match, King!
King: Correct. And T-Bird looked hot out there!
Suddenly a figure comes out of the crowd and runs up the ramp quickly but crouches down a bit as he walks the rest of the way. King and Cole both look towards him, like he's some weirdo.
King: Who the hell is that?
Cole: Oh, my God, King, that's the person that has been attacking Apollyon over the last week!
The cameras go to the back and show Apollyon still walking down the hallway, in shame. The masked man is walking behind Apollyon a bit, and with a singapore cane sitting on a table, he lifts it up and cracks it over the back of Apollyon! It snaps in half, and Apollyon drops to the cement floor while this masked figure starts to assault Apollyon.
Masked Man: You son of a bitch! You thought you were done with me; motherfucker!
He lifts Apollyon up and thrashes Apollyon's skull across the end of a table. Apollyon is busted open, and is starting to get up while looking at this masked man. Apollyon lays his head against the wall and the man grabs a steel chair quickly while turning around crashing it against Apollyon's head, with Apollyon's head between the wall and the chair! The chair is tossed down and the man just laughs as he backs away. EMT's are quick to check on Apollyon and they take him to the back and shortly after they leave "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen begins to play and Scorpion steps through the curtains still wearing his inflatable turtle around his waist and his arm floaties and waves to the fans. He then walks to the ring and slides in as the music cuts.
Whew, had to run back here to make this special announcement about this thing coming up. Did any of you all hear about it? It is like a fishing contest except for they are all going after the Junior Heavyweight Championship in a match Called Cruiserfest.
Huge pop from the fans.
I guess you herd of it. I for one would much rather wathc a good fishing contest, but since this is my job here we go. Cruiserfest IV will return to the themed format as it always has. Last year as a Tournament, the year before was Ladders, and this yeah, Cruiserfest IV: Rage in a Cage.
Another tremendous pop from the crowd.
As stated earlier this week only eight People have a shot in this years Cruiserfest, and now to announce the lucky eight. We have former Shadow Dragon, Kris Quake, new comer "The Cool Taquito" Carlito Rodriguez, last years winner Nelly Angel, Lilly, Big Poppa Pyro, and Ghost.
Mixed reaction from the crowd as they are a bit confused as that is only seven
What? Oh yeah. Of course we have one more, our current Champion, MY SON DOC! YAY!
Huge pop for Doc as "Born in the USA" hits again and Scorpion exits the ring.
King: Cruiserfest!!!
Cole: What an announcement and now is the time for our huge main event.
King: One of the only times I can remember the current X*Crown Champion facing off against the Current XHF Champion.
Cole: May be the first time ever as the only time I can remember is when Rhein as Ultimate Champion lost his title right before facing off with Reehi for the XHF Championship on Pay Per View.
*The lights in the arena go down to black. Suddenly two giant pyros shoot off from either side of the stage as the crowd is slammed into the chorus of Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on with shots of Mongo's career within the phoenix. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out accompanied by his bodyguard the Xtreme Ranger, under the large X above them. Mongo is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as the Xtreme Ranger runs up to audience members, taking their cameras and smashing them on their way to the ring.*
Cole: This isn't Harry or Cosmo.
King: No duh Cole! It's our owner and he looks to be coming right our way.
Mongo: King, it's good to be back at ringside calling matches.
King: I've missed it.
Mongo: Yeah, remember that time we both slapped Cole.
King: HA HA HA! Yeah.
Cole: That was like every week...
Mongo: I know, wasn't it great?
(Suddenly the lights cut out, the arena is in darkness for a few moments and the crowed get restless with anticipation and then suddenly huge pyrotechnics shoot up from the corners of the ramp, then Walk with me by Xzibit blasts over the PA system and then a huge wall of fire comes up on the edge of the ramp and then the crowed erupt into huge cheers as they see Cosmo walk out through the flames with the X* Crown Championship slung over his right shoulder. He stands looking out over the crowed while the flames behind him being the only light in the arena and making his title shine bright. Then the flames die down and blue strobe lights hit the arena and Cosmo starts to make his way down the ring with the strobe light reflecting off all the smoke and off of his face while he holds the title in his right hand, Cosmo gets half way down the ramp and then he looks out over the crowed again and switches the title to his left hand before he puts his arms back and pushes his chest out and roars before running down to the ring and sliding in under the bottom rope. Cosmo then runs over to the far turnbuckle and climbs up to the second rope and holds both his arms in the air with clenched fists and the X* Crown title in his right hand, the crowed let off deafening cheers. He repeats this on each of the turnbuckles and receives a bigger cheer each time and before he jumps off each time he kisses the belt, then he jumps down and the lights go to normal and the music fades out Leaving Cosmo in the middle of the ring with the X* Crown championship slung back over his right shoulder)
Cole: Our X*Crown Champion Cosmo is now in the ring ready for this historical match.
King: Throw your panties up there Cole.
Mongo: He has a thing for Cosmo now.
Cole: No.
King: Yeah.
Mongo: Well I guess since Chris Sanders is gone he had to move on eh?
The crowd goes silent and the lights all go out in the arena. The anticpation dies when "So Cold" blasts over the speakers. The beginning chorus excites the fans and they all get up. The lights flicker with the beginning of the song. Smoke begins to fill the entrance way, then Harry emerges from the smoke. His world title shines when the entrance lights hit it. Words from the song are heard throughout the audience.
"Crowded streets all cleared away
One by One
Hollow heroes seperate
As they run
You're so cold
Keep your hand in mine
Wise men wonder while
Starved men die"
Harry takes his time as he walks down the ramp. Adjusting the wrist tape and concentrating on the ring before him. He slaps a few hands as he walks by, but keeps his focus as he gets to the apron.
"Show me how we end this alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try
If you find your family, don't you cry
In this land of make-believe, dead and dry
You're so cold, but you feel alive
Lay your hands on me one last time"
Hardcore Harry finally gets on the ring apron and looks around. He takes the world title from around his waist. With the belt in hand, he throws his arms in the air and yells at the top of his lungs, as pyro shoots out from each turnbuckle post simultaneously. After riling himself up, harry gets in the ring and looks ready for a fight.
"Show me how we end this alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try
Show me how we end this alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try
It's alright
It's alright
It's alright
It's alright......"
Harry puts a smirk of confidence across his face. The music begins to die down and the arena lights go back to normal. He stands in the corner waiting the arrival of his opponent
Cole: And here is...
Mongo: The man disgracing my title.
King: Yeah!
Cole: Yeah, and the current XHF now ready for our main event.
Champion vs Champion Grudge Match
Cosmo vs Hardcore Harry
*Both men stare at each other from opposite sides of the ring, and walk up to each other in the center of the ring. Hardcore Harry says something to Cosmo, but Cosmo ignores it and extends his hand out for a handshake. Harry looks around the arena, but then kicks Cosmo in the stomach and begins to forearm him into the corner. A couple of forearm shots, and then a few kicks in the stomach take Cosmo down. Harry walks away from Cosmo and screams at the crowd while holding his arms up, as Cosmo climbs up to his feet. Harry turns around, but then gets knocked down with a huge clothesline! Harry gets up to his feet and gets knocked down once again, and then a third time! Harry stumbles back to a corner, as Cosmo holds his arms up, taunting to the crowd. Harry goes to Cosmo, but gets a kick to the stomach for his troubles.*
Cole: And a kick to his stomach for his troubles
Mongo: You are still lame.
King: Yeah, and I have to hear him like this twice a week.
*Harry is bent over, as Cosmo sends huge forearm shots into the back of his opponent. Harry falls to his knees, screaming in pain, as Cosmo once again taunts to the crowd. Cosmo lifts up Harry and goes to whip him into the ropes, but Harry reverses it and when Cosmo comes nears him he lifts with a big boot and nails him straight into the jaw! Harry doesnt waste anytime to cover Cosmo, but he kicks out at two. Harry climbs up and sends a couple of boots into the chest of Cosmo. Harry then screams for Cosmo to climb up to his feet, which he does, and Harry nails Cosmo with a huge clothesline. Harry is on his knees and looks around the arena in anger, and then covers Cosmo. 1-2-kickout by Cosmo. Harry gets up and stomps on Cosmo, then lifts him up to his feet. Harry sends forearm shots into the face of Cosmo, and whips him into the ropes. Harry goes for another big boot, but Cosmo catches the foot and swings him around, and when Harry is in the direction of Cosmo, Cosmo grabs him and throws him over his head with a overhead belly-to-belly suplex!*
Cole: A nice brainbuster DDT from Gravedigger!
King: Do you know anything about suplexs?
Cole: Yeah, I minored in them
King: Drank a lot in school did ya?
Cole: No, but I did cheat on my final if you must know, theres just so damn many!
King: Hmmm, you cant tell
Hall: Why am I paying a guy who openly admints to cheating on his final.
Cole: ...
*Harry rolls out of the ring to catch a breath, as Cosmo follows him to the outside. Cosmo hits Harry in the back, and then throws him head first into the ring post! Harry falls against the railing, and Cosmo then sends kicks to the chest of Harry. Harry is lifted up to his feet and Cosmo grabs him in a bearhug, but then drives his back into the side of the ring! Cosmo doesnt release Hardcore Harry, instead he runs to the ring post and slams him spine first against it! Harry falls against the padding holding his back in pain, and Cosmo suddenly lifts him up and rolls him into the ring. Cosmo slides in, and covers Harry for a two count. Cosmo gets up, and then grabs the legs of Hardcore Harry, and then turns him over, applying a Boston crab! Harry screams in pain, as his back is being stretched by the submission move. Cosmo stands up all the way to his feet, applying more pressure to the back!*
Cole: What power shown by Cosmo there.
King: Suck up.
Mongo: It actually was quite good for a man his size.
King: It sure was.
Cole: Now who is the suck up.
King: *Slap* The one getting slapped in the back of the head, HA!
*Harry begins to crawl his way to the ropes, but Cosmo is right there holding him back. Harry is in excruciating pain, as the referee asks him if he quits. Harry refuses to quit, as Cosmo leans back. Harry begins to crawl his way to the ropes once again, and this time finally grabs it! Cosmo doesnt release the hold though, but the referee forces Cosmo to let it go or he will be disqualified. Cosmo finally releases the hold, and then goes back to the lower back of the XHF Champion. Cosmo lifts up Harry, and sends him back first against the turnbuckle. Cosmo begins to send his shoulders into the abdomen area of Harry, and the walks back. He then runs to Harry once more for a spear, but the veteran quickly moves out of the way and Cosmo hits shoulder first into ring post! Cosmo walks away from the corner holding his shoulder, as Harry comes out of nowhere and hits a jumping shoulder block into the injured shoulder of Cosmo! Cosmo falls to the mat holding his shoulder, as Harry turns his back against the mat and hooks the leg. Cosmo kicks out at two, and then Harry climbs up to his feet and begins to stomp on the shoulder of Cosmo. Harry grabs the injured arm of Cosmo, then leans back and applies a leg scissors on it! Harry leans back, as the shoulder of Cosmo is about ready to pop out of its socket. Cosmo screams in horrible pain and the referee asks him if he quits, but Cosmo shakes his head and begins to show some life. Cosmo rolls over facing Harry, as Harrys face is in complete and udder disbelief. Cosmo then uses every bit of strength in his body, to lift up Harry and slam him against the mat back first!*
Cole: The Young Cosmo continues to impress.
Mongo: You want to see impressive, wait till you see me handle Harry at Overheated.
King: GO Mongo!
*Harry releases the move and Cosmo covers him, but Harry gets a shoulder up! Cosmo is on his knees and holds his face in disappointment, as Harry slowly climbs up to his feet. Cosmo climbs up to his feet and he and Harry begin to trade rights and lefts, until Harry knees Cosmo in the stomach. Two forearm shots, and Harry sets Cosmo between his legs. Harry lifts Cosmo up for a piledriver, and then hooks his arm for a Cradle Piledriver, but Cosmo pulls himself down and backdrops him, but Harry is holding the wrists tight and rolls Cosmo for the cover! 1-2-kick out by Cosmo! Harry rolls over and sits down, annoyed at what just happened. Cosmo climbs up to his feet, but Harry beats him and chops his knee. Cosmo falls down and holds his knee, as Harry walks to his legs and calls for the Hangman's DDT! Harry hooks up Cosmo but Cosmo grabs his tights and blocks the hold then pushes himself away. Cosmo punches Harry in the face, and then rolls Storm up for a small package! 1-2-kick out from Harry!*
Cole: And a kickout!
*Cosmo gets to his feet and kicks Harry in the stomach before Harry can get to his feet. Cosmo sets Harry between his legs, and goes to lift him up for a power bomb looking for his triple power bomb but Harry sweeps the legs out from under Cosmo and then stomps Cosmo in the midsection. Harry hangs on to both legs and then slingshots Cosmo across the ring. Cosmo hits the mat hard face first and Harry gets back up to his feet and calls for the Xtreme Edge and looks right at Mongo at the announcers table.
Mongo: Is it just me, or does he seem to be calling for my move?
King: I think you're right.
Mongo: Not if I have something to say about this.
Mongo gets up from the table and walks over to the time keepers table and grabs the XHF Championship but Harry doesnt seem to notice as he turns his attention back to his opponet who is now to his feet. Cosmo turns around to the XHF Champion and receives a boot to the gut and Harry shoves Cosmo between his legs and lifts him up for the Xtreme Edge, but Cosmo slides through and quickly turns and pushes Harry face first into the ropes and falls to his knees. The ref quickly checks to see if Cosmo is ok and as Harry hits the ropes Mongo connects with the face of Harry with the title belt. Harry stumbles backwards towards Cosmo who doesnt seem to notice what happened and Cosmo wraps both arms around the waist of Harry and nails a German suplex and bridges it 1, 2...the Ref's pulled out of the ring by Snake. Snake lifts the ref to his feet and then lifts him up and slams him down with a body slam. Snake quickly rolls into the ring and begins stomping away at Cosmo as the bells rings.
No Contest
Cole: Mongo and Snake Interference. Could this be a preview of things to come.
King: If you mean Mongo holding the title then yes it is.
Cole: We will know for sure in just over a week after Overheated, but for now, we'll see you all at the Pre Show on Wednesday
Mongo quickly slides in as well and stands over Harry laughing as he to begins stomping away at his future opponet. Mongo then raises the XHF Championship in the air in victory as XHF Gastro fades to black.
: So yeah, my match will be awesome. I'll go be on my way, waiting for my video and song to go on.
: Be safe Lilly. I love you.
: I love you too.
*Kuroi and Lilly kiss each other and Lilly walks out of the room. She closes the door and she accidentally bumps into AJ Phoenix.*
: Oh... hey Lilly...
: ....A...AJ...
*Lilly walks away from AJ, nervous about him. AJ just shrugs and the segment ends.*where James Mueller is walking through the lobbyway through crowds of fans looking very nervious.
King: What the hell was that.
Cole: I am not sure.
King: That was POINTLESS!
The lights dim for a while, and then the arena turns into a hot pink. Next, "Easier to Run" by Linkin Par kappears and there is a ten second delay. After the ten second delay, Lilly comes out. The crowd whistles because of her good looks. Lilly comes out and blows kisses to the crowd, yet with a face that acts like she is better than them. She walks up to the steps, and walks up it moderately quick. She goes to the ropes and puts her leg over the bottom rope and bends down to display her butt under the top two ropes. She then puts the other leg over the bottom rope and then gets up.
Cole- What a sweet sweet sweeet
King- personality?
Cole- No, ASS!
The lights go out. Suddenly, "Stay in Shadows" by Finger Eleven starts to play throughout the arena. The tron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing his signature long black trench coat. Mr. T follows close behind. Shadow Dragon climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin as Mr. T watches at ringside.
Cole- He is small!
King- Shut up fool!
Cole- That was weak!
King- Meh!
Lilly vs. Shadow dragon
Lilly and SD are standing in the ring looking at each other. Lilly laughs at the man in the mask and SD laughs at Lilly. The bell rings and Lilly holds her hand out to shake SDs hand. The crowed cheer and SD goes to acept but then as soon as they tough hands Lilly grabs his ahnd and kciks him in the gut. The crowed boo as they dotn appriciate it, Lilly picks SD up and whips him to the ropes, on the rebound Lilly hits him with a drop kick to the face. SD falls to the floor and Lilyl gets straight back and runs against the ropes and leg drops SD across the neck. Lilly gets back up again and pciks SD up but as she does he quickly punches her in the afce and runs against the ropes and on the rbeoudn he takes her down with a cross body but Lilyl rolls through it and pins SD, One. . . Two . . . SD kciks out and quickly gets up and runs against the ropes and as Lilly gets up she is kncoked out the ring with a drop kick. Lilly hist the outside of the floor whackign her head off the ring apron. The ref leans through the ropes to check on Lilyl and while he is doing this SD climbs to the top rope and as Lilyl gets up standing SD jumps off and lands on her, both of them are down now. As the ref starts his count out.
Cole- Damn! SD is mad!
King- Poor Lilly! I feel for her!
Cole- I would fele her is that counts?
At the count fo 6 SD gets back to his feet, he is shortly followed by Lilly who uses the barrier to get up. They both slide into the ring and get to their feet, SD is first upo and he runs at Lilyl but Lilyl hits him with a arm drag take down and gets SD in a arm bar but straight away SD pops out and rolsl back to his feet and covers Lilly, One. . . Lilly rolls out of it and covers SD, One. . . SD pops out and rolls over Lilly and holds her shoulders to the mat, One. . . two, Lilly kicks out and both get to their feet where Lilly runs at SD but he takes her down with a drop toe hold, but Lilly rolls through it and gets up and runs at SD where she is taken down with a hip toss, Lilly rolls to her feet and and SD runs at her but she hits him with a back body drop but SD manages to land on his feet and keep runnign then as Lilyl turns around she is taken down with a spring board clothesline. Before covering her, One. . . Two . . . Lilly kciks out.
Cole- Holy crap! I out of breath!
King- You are! How you think they feel?
Cole- If I was SD then Horny!
King- Your filthy!
Cole- I know, great ennit!
SD is first to his feet, he walks over the Lilly and stands her up and whips her into the turnbuckle. He runs at her and jumps up and puts his feet on her legs and then grabs her head and hits her with a monkey flip. SD then jumps to the top rope where he waits and watches as Lilly climbs to her feet, when she is up SD jumps off and lands on Lilly and gives her a Hurricanranna, Lilyl flies across the rign and SD quickly goes on the atatck again with a few jabs to the back before pickign Lilly up and hooking her for a suplex, but before he can do that Lilly drops to her knees and hits SD with a fireman takedown. Then Lilly quickly gets SD in a triangle choke submission hold. SD straight away starts to wave his ahnds around in the air trying to get to the ropes but he is too far away. Lilly is poushign down on her legs with her arms to add pressure on. SD starts to look like he is fading, Mr. T is on the outside of the ring hitting the mat hard to try and get SD to revive. It has suprising effects as SD makes afist grabbing the air and slowly starts to shuffle and he just manages to pout his fott on the bottom rope to break the hold. Lilly breaks the hold and gets to her feet and argues with the ref.
Cole- What a submission by Lilly!
King- Sure was a great technical move!
Cole- I would love to wrestle her!
King- Why!
Cole- You serious? Omg you must be a virgin!
Lilly is up and she looks at SD as he is lent against the second rope catching his breath, Lilly walks over to him and he leans on him which is choking him, the ref counts to 4 and the Lilly stands up and pulls him to his feet, she gets him in a head lock but straight away SD hits her with a snap mare, then he runs over her as she sits up and hits her in the face with a drop kick, then he quickly runs to the top rope and taunt the crowd and they cheer and then Shadow Dragon dives off and hits her with the Dragon Splash (A corkscrew moonsalt senton splash. Oppenent laying on the ground.) he quickly goes for the cover, One. . . Two . . . Three!
Announcer- here is your winner, Shadow Dragon!!!
On the screen a loud crash is heard then a car is seen driving off the edge of a cliff and as it explodes, Huge pyrotechnics shoot up in the air from the stage and then Bad Man by John Cena blasts over the PA system. Then Flash walks out onto the ramp way and the crowed burst out into boos. Flash just laughs as he slowly walks down to the ring and slides into the ring and runs against the ropes to stretch and then he grabs the rope and pulls it back to stretch again. Flash stands in the middle of the ring looking up at the ramp way
Cole: Its flash! Hes big and he comes out with a flash!
King: Youre not hip...
A whole orchestra begains to play Vivaldi's four seasons.The faces of Cash,Mr.Willis,and Mr.O'Neal are shown on the tron as underneth the pictures it says The Censorship.A Dark Blue Chevy Crossfire with The New York Yankee symbol on the hood pulls out from the back.The censorship gets out with a Boston Red sox flag in which they promptly burn and laugh as the boston red sox flag burns.Cash,Mr.Willis,Mr.O'Neal all walk to the end of the ramp where Cash raises his arms as pyros explode(like chris masters)."The Grand Illusion"by Styx begains to play as Cash,Mr.Willis,and Mr.O'Neal walk to the ring.Mr.Willis and Mr.O'Neal open the ropes for Cash.Cash then gets into the ring as Mr.Willis and Mr.O'Neal stand outside the ring as Cash's managers.
Cole: Woah, bling bling dawg!
King: Oh god... Cole turned black!
Flash vs Cash
The referee comes up to Flash and asks him if he is ready to begin the match. Flash nods and so does the referee. The referee does the same to Cash and the same result occurs. The bell rings for the match to begin and Flash and Cash waste no time in this match as they immediately lock up with each other. Flash gets the advantage as he uses his skill to put Cash over his head in the position of a military press and Flash throws Cash out of the ring. Clash hits the floor hard and he glares hard at Flash, surprised at his strength.
Cole: Woah woah woah!!! That Flash kid is strong!!!
King: Hot mama!!!
Cash slides in the ring on the referees count of five and Cash goes for a few punches to the chest of Flash and he goes for another but Flash catches the punch and he twists the arm. Flash takes advantage of this moment as he forces Cashs head to Flashs knee. Cash falls hard to his face and he rolls out of the ring. He starts strategizing on what to do. Clash slides back in on the referees count of four. Cash comes into the ring again and Flash is becoming very confident with his skills. Cash makes a deep fake punch and Flash doesnt pay attention as he is very confident and Flash looks one way and gets hit across the face with another one of Cashs punches. Flash gets caught off guard and he staggers back and Cash follows up with a shoulder knockdown with his shoulder.
Cole: Cash is pulling it together!
King: Against Flash, Cash needs his A-Game!
Flash is trying to get up off the floor but Cash doesnt let him up as Cash kicks Flash a lot. Flash keeps kicking until instructed by the referee to let go. Cash goes the floor and he grabs Flash by the throat and he chokes. The referee counts to three then tells Cash go but he doesnt oblige. Cash lets go a split second before the referee counts a five. Cash picks up Flash and he makes a powerbomb. Flash is down on the floor and Cash goes for the pin: One... Two... kickout by Flash. Cash is aggravated and Cash picks up Flash. Cash puts Flash under his legs and he picks up Flash for a powerbomb but Flash turns the whole match around as he turns it into a DDT in his favor. Cashs head hits the floor hard and Flash is also on the floor. Both lie on the floor.
Cole: I think Flash just turned the match around!
King: This match is going back and forth!
Flash struggles to get himself up and he looks at Cash with a demented look. Flash gets out of the ring and he looks under the ring. Flash gets a chair from under the ring and Flash slides in the ring. Flash grins while walking towards Cash but the referee interjects. He is arguing with Flash and he is trying to get the chair away from him. This argument goes on until Cash is seen to jump off the turnbuckle and he hits Flash and the referee. The referee falls down due to the referees lack of strength compared to Flash and Cash and Flash goes down as Cash hit the chair which hit Flash in the face. Cash gets up and he hits a couple of strikes in Flashs face and Flash covers his face in pain. Cash soon notices that the referee is getting up so Cash runs out of the ring to put the chair down and comes back in running to Flash for the hopes of making the pin but as soon as he comes near Flash, Flash explodes up and grabs Cash in the torture rack. Cash and Flash begin to scream but Cash screams in pain and after a long while; Cash says I give up. The bell rings and Flash is considered the winner.
Winner: Flash
Cole: Flash won!!! What a win!
King: Flash came up like... a flash!
The Xtreme-Tron lights up with James Mueller walking through the Lobby area looking very upset.
How am I gonna win with no team. Kanyon has all of Kanyon Inc. and I have nothing. If only the Young Guns hadn't disappeared while I was gone.
Oi, It's James Mueller.
The Hell?
Mueller, you are so handsom, almost as Handsom as my Cosmo.
Mueller looks down from her face and notices that she is wearing a Cosmo T-Shirt that has Cosmo's head so big its three times normal size of Cosmo's head.
Good God woman! You are...Just what I was looking for.
James Mueller begins to smile as he whispers in the ear of Cosmo's biggest fan and the scene cuts back to the arena.
King: That was one fat bitch.
Cole: Watch your mouth.
King: Fine, that was one Weight Challenged Bitch.
With the cameras going around the arena a bit, the crowd is cheering a little bit with the lights starting to slowly flicker. They go out, one by one, and the arena is left in all darkness. A soft and slow melody comes through the PA system and the crowd remains silent as they are waiting for the arrival of Tara. Smoke rises over the ramp and to one of the sides and just as the music gets louder and harder, with a choir sound in the background, smoke begins clearing out at the side of the stage, with Tara in the middle crouched down. The music gets soft again, and the vocals come in.
I can see
When you stay low nothing happens
Does it feel right?
Late at night
Things I thought I put behind me
Haunt my mind
Tara rises slowly, with her knees unbending and seperated shoulder length. As she stands up, her head lowers and her hair comes over her head. The Hardcore Championship shines a little bit with it around her waist. The crowd is cheering and they begin to chant her name, and Tara lifts her head with her hair covering her eyes still.
I just know there's no escape
Now once it sets its eyes on you
But I won't run,
Have to stare it in the eye
She steps down from the platform, and onto the actual stage before starting to make her way down the ramp slowly... a cloud of smoke follows her, slowly dispersing. Coming halfway down the ramp she holds her arms out with her palms up and lifts her arms above her head a bit. A few of the lights begin to flicker on, but with a blue shade.
Stand my ground, I won't give in
No more denying, I got to face it
Won't close my eyes and hide the truth inside
If I don't make it, someone else will
Stand my ground
Tara brings her arms back and goes to one side of the ramp starting to high five a few members of the crowd and then with the fans in the back screaming her name she puts one hand on the barricade and lifts her other arm in the air, holding the Hardcore Championship in that hand.. As she is bringing her arm back down she high fives the fans next to her again and then moves towards the ring again.
It's all around
Getting stronger, coming close
Into my world
I can feel
That it's time for me to face it
Can I take it?
Tara goes up the steel steps and does a Ric Flair strut across the apron and then back to the center of the apron before cupping one hand around her mouth and shouting "Whooooo!" while the other has the Hardcore Championship held, and this gives the fans a huge cheer for her. She again holds the Hardcore Championship above her head, and steps through the middle ropes starting to pace around the ring, jogging.
Though this might just be the ending
Of the life I held so dear
But I won't run,
There's no turning back from here
She runs at the middle ropes and leaps to the middle rope with both hands catching the top rope, and one keeping a good hold of the Hardcore Championship as well. One foot is on the bottom rope and she bounces a little, while nodding her head and looking around. She comes off the ropes and removes her sunglasses handing them to the referee, along with the Hardcore Championship and he walks over to the timekeeper handing the title and sunglasses to him for safe keeping. Tara stretches her legs a little and waits for the match to start.
fire it up by black label society hits over the PA and FOK makes his way down to the ring for his Hardcore title match up.
Hardcore title Match
Tara(c) vs. FOK
Tara and FOK both walk up to each other in the center of the ring, and show respect for one another with a handshake. Tara and FOK circle the center of the ring before tying up, and FOK getting behind Tara with a waistlock. FOK lifts Tara up and goes to slam her on her stomach, but Tara drops her knees, stopping the impact. FOK turns and applies a front facelock onto Tara, but Tara grabs the arm and slams it down with a arm wrench, before turning herself onto the back of FOK, pulling the arm. Tara pulls hard putting more pressure on the shoulder, until she breaks the hold after FOK grabs the bottom rope. Tara grabs the same arm of FOK and kicks it before lifting him up. Tara grabs the arm and applies a hammerlock and then a headlock, but FOK pushes her into the ropes, and knocks her down with a clothesline. Tara hits the mat hard and FOK makes the cover, but Tara kicks out before the count of three. FOK climbs up to his feet and brings Tara with him, before kicking her in the stomach, bending her over. FOK takes a couple of steps back but then runs forward, driving a knee into the face of Tara. Tara falls backfirst into the mat holding her face, and FOK makes the cover again, but once again Tara gets a shoulder up. FOK makes the cover again but Tara kicks out once again, which frustrates FOK. FOK lifts up Tara and snapmares her down, setting her in perfect position for a dropkick to the back. Tara holds her back while going down to the mat, as FOK then leaps and delivers a legdrop. FOK hooks the leg of Tara, but the XHF Hardcore champion kicks out before the count of three. FOK sits up and stares at the crowd wondering what to do, as he stands up to his feet, and then lifts Tara up. FOK sends Tara into the corner and kicks her in the stomach, before sending chops into her chest. Tara holds her chest but FOK spreads the arm and hits another chop into the chest, as it echoes throughout the arena. FOK grabs the arm of Tara and goes to toss her into the opposite side of the ring, but Tara reverses it, sending FOK right back into the corner. Tara then runs towards FOK, but FOK lifts her over his head with a back body drop, but Tara is able to land on the apron. FOK takes a couple of steps forward as Tara climbs up the top turnbuckle and waits for FOK to turn around. When FOK finally does Tara leaps off and connects with a diving crossbody, and hooks the leg, 1-2-FOK kicks out just in time.
Cole: I wish people would listen to me - the cradle! Go for the cradle!
King: They can't hear you you idiot!
Tara mounds FOK and begins sending forearms into his head, but FOK pushes her off, being the stronger of the two. FOK rolls to his stomach and pushes himself up, right into a jumping calf kick by Tara. FOK climbs up again, but this time into a kick to the stomach. FOK falls to his knees holding his stomach, and Tara applies a front facelock. Tara taunts the crowd for a tornado DDT and goes running towards the corner, but as she climbs up to the second turnbuckle FOK holds onto her and throws her out of the ring with a release northern lights suplex! Tara hits the padding hard, as she rolls around holding her back. FOK pulls himself up by using the ropes, as Tara slowly begins climbing to her feet. Once Tara is all the way to her feet FOK springs himself landing on the apron back towards Tara, and then leaps onto the second rope and connects with an asai moonsault! FOK stands up with his arms in the air getting a decent reaction from the crowd, considering that half of them are cheering for him, and the other half for Tara. FOK lifts up Tara and rolls her into the ring and soon follows making a cover, but Tara just gets a shoulder up before the count of three. FOK stands up and sends two kicks into Tara's stomach, before grabbing her legs and dragging her into the center of the ring. FOK points up, and then walks to the nearest corner, and goes through the middle rope and climbs up to the top rope. FOK stands up all the way and then leaps off going for a Splash, but just before he lands Tara moves out of the way! FOK hits the mat hard landing on his chest, and springs up to her feet and quickly climbs the ropes and waits for FOK to get to his feet and when he does she flips off and nails him with the Frostnip. The stays on him for the cover 1, 2, 3.
Winner and Still XHF Hardcore Champion: Tara
King: Tara WINS!
Cole: A very hard fought match, in the ring oddly enough.
King: Hardcore matches are over rated anyway
AJ Pheonix is seen walking around the back humming, his long blonde hair tied back and hidden under a black korn baseball cap thats turned backwards, he turns to see Funaki smiling with mic in hand. AJ just sighs and shakes his head
Oh look..it's a little chinese man.....
I'm japanese
I don't care.....
I'm here to ask you a few questions
Yeah I know....so just ask man I have a goddamn match to get ready for
Ok well first question, tonight you have Red Fusion in a non title match, and then at overheated you have him one on one for your european title. Do you think maybe you're underestimating Fusion?
AJ looks a little shocked but still ponders the question
Well you know what.....yeah I have underestimated fusion, i've underestimated how much of a dumbass he is. The guy truely beleives he has a chance against me. He actually thinks people care about what he does, but the fans and everyone else know that they turn on their telivisions to see.....me
AJ chews his bubble gum and smiles a toothy grin
Well as usual you're acting conceited
Whoa whoa whoa..conceited?.....look, I may be a little outspoken and I may have a big mouth but Funaki I can back up what I say, I'm much more than a little prissy pretty boy bitch like fusion assumes I am. I'm tough as nails and a risk taker and I have the balls to kick fusions teeth so far down his throut he'll be able to nibble on his freakin testicles....but..yea I guess I am a little conceited...but it's healthy to have a big....ego.....
AJ smiles again and keeps chewing his gum, he pops a bubble as funaki thinks about his next question
What about what happened earlier between you and lilly?
Dude I was just saying hi....why is it whenever I say hello to a woman people assume I'm having a sexual relationship with her?...I suppose considering who she's with it's beleivable she'd want something..more.....but I just said hi to her thats all....now if you'll excuseme I have to go get ready for my match....
AJ walks off leaving funaki alone
The start of The used's "A box full of sharp objects"starts playing
"It's our time to shine through the down
Glorified by what is ours
We've fallen in love
We've fallen in love
It was the best idea I ever had"
The music intensifies as the image fades out to a video of AJ performing his finishing moves and walking around outside and around the arena
"Today I fell and felt better
Just knowing this matters
I just feel stronger and sharper
Found a box of sharp objects what a beautiful"
As the guitar kicks in with the chorus AJ Pheonix walks out wearing a red silk shirt undone, his long Blond hair untied and wet down his face and shoulders, the XHF european title around his waist, he walks down slowly as dark red lazers flash across the darkened arena. He looks around before heading to the ring
"Today I fell and felt better
Just knowing this matters
I just feel stronger and sharper
Found a box of sharp objects what a beautiful thing
"
AJ gets down to the ring and climbs up on the turnbuckle before leaping up backflipping off the top rope into the ring, AJ runs up and spreads his arms out after jumping on the opposite corner as the music ends
Cole: AJ makes his return tonight!
The lights in the arena go out and the opening riffs of "Unleashed" by Saliva hit. A scream comes over the PA and the stage explodes with pyros. Red Fusion steps out onto the stage to a chorus of boos, with the XCW Tag Title strapped securely around his waist. He stares at the crowd, and smirks, shooing them off. He then starts to head down the ramp. Red Fusion stands at the bottom of the ramp and flexes his right bicep and holds it up for all to see. he starts to smirk, showing off. The fans boo him even louder. Red Fusion climbs up on the apron and steps through the ropes. He heads over to a turnbuckle and and raises his arms up, to loud jeers. He then hops down. Red Fusion stands in the middle of the ring and waits for the bell to ring.
King: And Fusion returns too!
AJ Phoenix vs. Red Fusion
The bell rings and RF charges at AJ and hits him in the gut with a knee. Then he clubs AJ in the back and AJ stumbles foreward. RF then turns him around and AJ uses the momentum to punch RF hard in the jaw. He punches him repeatedly until RF is backed into the ropes. He then whips RF out, but RF reverses it and sends AJ. AJ comes back and RF hits a shoulder block. AJ gets up quickly and runs to the ropes again. He comes back and RF goes for another shoulder block, but AJ hits him with a dropkick to the knee instead. AJ rolls over and mounts the back of RF and punches him in the back of the head. The ref breaks it up and RF gets up off the mat. RF turns around and AJ hits him with a forearm. He then kicks RF in the gut. AJ goes for a piledriver, but RF reverses it with a back body drop. AJ goes over the ropes and lands on the apron. RF turns around and AJ elbows him in the face. RF staggers back and AJ jumps up and springboards off the ropes. He goes at RF, but RF gets a boot up into the face of AJ! He then makes a cover. 1, 2, kickout!
Cole: That was a vicous kick!
King: He took AJ's momentum and turned it back against him!
RF picks AJ up off the mat and lifts him above his head. He drops him with a military slam! RF kicks AJ a few times, then picks him up from behind and grabs him in a full nelson. RF then slams him to the mat. RF covers again. 1, 2, kickout. RF picks AJ up and whips him to the corner. RF charges in and hits AJ with a shoulder to the gut. RF then starts punching AJ in the corner. The ref breaks it up. RF backs up and then charges at the corner, but this time he gets a boot to the face! He staggers back and AJ quickly turns around, jumps to the second turnbuckle, flies off and hits RF with a moonsault! He stays on for a cover. 1, 2, kcikout. AJ gets up and quickly hits a standing legdrop. He covers again. 1, 2, kickout! AJ lifts RF up off the mat and whips him to the ropes. He runs to the opposite one. AJ goes for a clothesline, but RF ducks. RF comes back with a clothesline, but AJ ducks. They keep running and meet in the middle of the ring and both go for clotheslines, both connecting! Both men are down!
Cole: What fast paced action!
After a 7 count from the ref, AJ and RF start to stir. They're up on there feet at 8 and start trading punches. RF starts to win out and hits AJ a few times and then kicks him in the gut. RF runs to the ropes and comes back with a scissors kick, but AJ moves! AJ goes to kick RF, but RF grabs the leg. AJ then hits an enziguri! AJ lifts RF up and whips him to the ropes, but RF reverses. AJ comes back and RF grabs him and lifts him up. He goes for the Power Slide, but AJ reverses it into a hurricanrana! He grabs the legs for a pin. 1, 2, kickout! AJ and RF get to there feet and AJ kicks RF in the gut. He grabs him for a Phoenix Effect, but RF pushes him away. RF does a short charge for a clothesline, but AJ ducks and runs at the ropes. RF turns around right into a spear! AJ stands up and pulls RF's body towards a corner. AJ then signals to the crowd and starts to climb the turnbuckle. Right then, William Spencer jumps over the guard rail witha singapore cain in hand. Spencer slides the cain into the ring and gets up on the apron, going toward AJ, but AJ kicks him in the face. The ref comes over to get William away. RF starts to stir. Willy keeps AJ and the ref distracted. RF grabs the cain and gets up. He smacks the cain over the head of AJ! He tosses it away and AJ falls onto RF. RF then walks to the middle of the ring with AJ over his shoulder. Willy drops off the apron and the ref turns around. RF then throws AJ down with the Fusion Buster! RF then makes a cover. 1, 2, 3!
Winner: Red Fusion
Cole: What a horrible way to end a great match!
King: You mean perfect! That was great!
Announcer: Coming to the ring first from Boston, Massachusetts, at 62 wieghing in at 260 pounds Papa John!
"Purple Haze" By. Jimi Hendrix begins to play as the lights turn black and stage lights of dark red seems to take over the arena. When the Drums and Bass and guitar really get into it Pyros go off and Papa John comes out dancing around the entrance holding a bunny in one hand and a mic in the other. The crowds is off their feet. Papa John still is dancing around until Jimi Hendrix starts singing.
Purple Haze all in my brain
Lately things don't seem the same
Acting funny but I don't know why
Excuse me while i kiss the sky
Papa John then starts singing dancing around getting the crowd into it. When Hendrix says "Excuse me while i kiss the sky" Papa John slides into the ring and raises from the mat. Then he spits out Red Mist and throws the bunny into the fans for a suvenior. He then waits for his opponent.
Announcer: and his opponent coming to the ring second, hailing from Miami, Florida, standing at 59 weighing 215 pounds, Spluger
*The lights in the arena dim and a spot light shines at the top of the ramp. The arena is almost completly dark as smoke begins to emit from the stage. The White Stipes - Seven Nation Army begins to play. Spluger apears in the spotlight looking up at the crowd.
"Im gonna fight em off A seven nation army couldnt hold me back Theyre gonna rip it off Taking their time right behind my back And Im talking to myself at night Because I cant forget Back and forth through my mind Behind a cigarette And the message coming from my eyes Says leave it alone"
Spluger start his walk to the ring night stick at side and confident as all hell. As hes ending the ramp he begins a slow cocky spin and slids into the ring. "
Dont want to hear about it Every single ones got a story to tell Everyone knows about it From the Queen of England to the hounds of hell And if I catch it coming back my way Im gonna serve it to you And that aint what you want to hear, But thats what Ill do"
XHF Number One Contenders Ladder Match for the Pheonix Championship
Spulger the Lawyer Cop vs Papa John
Spluger walks up to Papa john and they stare each other down. The bell rings the two lock up in the center of the ring, PJ throws spluger into the corner and then rushes him, Spluger quickly evades and PJ runs into the turnbuckle, spluger turns around and catches PJ with a powerful clothline and send him out of the ring. Spluger begins to taunt PJ from inside the ring. PJ gets to his feet and walks over to the ladder, he picks it up and begins walk over to the ring only to get hit with a baseballs slide that sends the ladder into his face, PJ drops the ladder and falls back. King: ouch that looked painful. Spluger gets out of the ring and begins stomping PJ, Spluger stops and turns to the ladder, he picks it up and throws it into the ring. As Spluger goes to enter the ring PJ grabs him by his hair and bounces his head off the steel steps, Spluger falls flat on his back and PJ enters the ring, PJ looks up at the briefcase. Cole: there is the briefcase with a phoenix title shot inside. PJ begins setting up the ladder, as he finishes spluger hits him in the back of the head with a forearm smash, PJ turns around and the two begin to back and forth with right hands, spluger parries PJs right and unleashes on him, Spluger delivers about 3 more rights then hits PJ with a belly to belly suplex, Spluger begins to climb the ladder, he gets to the 3rd step but PJ climbs the turnbuckle and drop kicks spluger off the ladder. PJ starts to climb up the ladder and spluger soon after him, they get to the top of the ladder and the begins to punches each other once again, PJ cocks back and delivers a deadly left hand to Splugers face, Spluger begins to falls but grabs unto the ladder at the last second to save himself, but as Spluger grabs back unto the ladder his weight pulls ladder to the right and it falls, both men are thrown from the ladder to the cement outside the ring.
Cole: Oh My God, King did you see that?
King: Yes Cole Im sitting right here, but that was crazy!
The Ref begins to count because nether men get up after their fall. One, Two, Three, PJ starts to show a little life but not much, four, five, six, Spluger gets up to a knee, seven, eight, spluger stands up as PJ is at a knee and the count stops, Spluger backs up and then runs forward to kick PJ in the teeth. PJ falls back and spluger falls to a knee. King: these two superstars are drained of energy they can hardly get up. Spluger goes to pick up PJ but PJ breaks his arms away and kicks spluger in the mid section, PJ picks spluger on to his shoulders and powerbombs Spluger though the Spanish announcers table, PJ goes under the ring and gets a sledge hammer and walks to Spluger.
Cole: O no dont tell me hes going to hit spluger with that hammer!
PJ lines up his shot, lifts the hammer above his head and comes down hard. Spluger roll off the ruins of the table just at the last second and PJ just misses. PJ looks down at spluger in shock that he was able to move, Spluger begins to get up grabbing at PJs pants for support. PJ looks down at spluger and laughs, Spluger looks up at him and smiles, then delivers a hard low blow, PJ falls holding his nuts in immense pain. Spluger picks himself up and takes a much needed breather.
Cole: That was cheap as hell, disqualify that man!
King: Cole! Your soooo stupid this is a ladder match there is no disqualify.
Spluger makes his way onto the ring and picks up the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring and looks up to the briefcase to line it up. PJ begins to get up and get his Sledge hammer, Spluger starts to slowly climb the ladder. PJ creeps up behind him and ...
King: O not again with sledge hes going to kill someone!
As King says that PJ cocks back and hits Spluger in the back of the head with sledge hammer. Spluger falls back and hits the canvas as a puddle of blood forms around him. PJ starts to climb the ladder as he gets about half way he turns around and looks down at spluger and smiles, PJ climbs down the ladder and picks up Spluger, quickly spluger wipes out his mace and sprays PJ in the eyes, PJ backs off and holds his eyes Spluger takes out his nightstick, runs at PJ and clothlines PJ with his Nightstick. PJ begins bleeding from the forehead. Spluger falls to the ground out of energy.
Cole: Oh my god both men are down and nether of them are moving.
The ref begins to count. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, the men slowly begin to get up both of them reaching for the ladder. They both grab a side and slowly begin to climb the ladder, they get to the top both very weary, the both cock a fist back and stare at each other. PJ punches Spluger and he falls, slowly PJ reaches for the briefcase he grabs it and falls to the canvas both men laying motionless, with PJ Holding the briefcase tightly to his chest.
Winner: Papa John.
King: The Papa has earned his shot.
Cole: He climbed this ladder, but can he climb the ladder of titles and move on from the Hardcore to the Phoenix.
King: Huh?
Bonnie stands up at ring side with Mic in hand.
Our next Contest will take place at...a near by park?
The Xtreme-Tron then lights up on the scene of a playground set. The camera pans aorund a bit to find a teenage couple swinging next to each other on the swings and then a little more and finds Kanyon Inc. standing near a large puddle. Also near the puddle is XHF Commish Scorpion dressed up in a ref shirt, an inflatable turtle around his waist and inflateable floaties on his arms.
Why in the hell are you dressed like that?
Because I am reffing this contest.
Kanyon shakes his head and turns away.
I think he means the floaties and the turtle my man.
Oh, Safty precautions of course. Why aren't you wearing any actually? You guys could fall into this massive Ocean of Water and be eaten by sharks.
Its a PUDDLE!
Realmente, podra utilizar un par de floaties.
(Actually, I could use a pair of floaties.)
den What he said?
Why am I even here Bro? Mueller doesnt even have a team.
Because after the way he cheated me on Pyro, I want to embarass him, so I want all the arms I can get. Where is he anyway? I bet he wont even show and forfiet to avoid the embarassment.
Just as the words leave Kanyon's mouth a faint sound of a golf cart is herd and soon James Mueller is driving up popping a wheelie riding on jusy his back two wheels.
Showin off? You should be shaking in your boots right now, not popping Wheelies in a golf cart.
Why should I be shaking? Becuase of you and your cronies there? I have asembled a team. A BIG team.
Just then Mueller claps his hands and the Golf cart drops back on all four wheels and from behind the cart emerges a massive woman.
Is this it Mueller? Is this where I get to be on XHF's Gastro just like Cosmo is every week?
Yes it is. Are you ready for our match.
Yes.
Mueller turns back to Kanyon and grins and Kanyon leans over to his Brother Curtis and whispers.
That may be a problem.
A HUGE one.
Both teams set up on opposite sides of a rope and have the rope in hand and Scorpion holds his hand in the air and then blows his whistle and immeadiatly both teams begin pulling on the rope. Kanyon Inc, struggle greatly yanking and pulling to no avail as James Mueller lets go of the rope and begins stretching and laughing. Kanyon looks pissed and turns towards GQ and through his teeth.
Do something.
Hold her off, I've got a plan.
Kanyon then plants his feet expecting to have to pull tighter but nothing changes as GQ lets go. Kanyon Inc. continues to strain as Mueller does push ups on the floor and then gets back up and grabs the rope half heartidly. Soon though GQ returns with a McDonalds bag and pulls out a Big Mac box out of the bag and waves it in the air.
Who wants a Big Mac?
ME!
GQ tosses the Big Mac box on the floor and she dives for it causeing Mueller to tumble forward into the puddle.
Kanyon is the winner! But can he win on the PreShow in a Boxing Match!
Boxing? Thats more like it.
Boing with Inflatable gloves four times the size of your HEAD! Dun dun dun.
The Hell?
The scene fades back to the arena.
"I'm your mirrors reflection" by The Manga Effect hits the speakers loud and clear. And T-Bird is seen on the big screen wearing a black spaghetti strap top with the straps in the back criss crossing and a pair of fitting leather pants. Her feet no longer is taped up in the normal black tape. The very edges of her fingers have a thin strand of the black tape. Her hair is roughy pulled into a high pony tail. T-Bird walks into a circle of cars. She looks around to see many superstars watching such as, Scorpion, Funaki, Mr. C.
Cole- Good turn out to watch the match take place back stage!
King- Yea, interesting types of people watching though!
Take Me Away hits as Dark Magician Girl walks out into view in the back stage, she is shortly followed by Apollyon who is carrying the United States title over his shoulder, he walks into the ring of cars and he looks around at the superstars to see people such as Kuroi, Doc, Rob Arnold, and Congo watching. He passes the title belt to the ref and the ref passes it to another ref who is witting by a car watching.
Cole- Looks like we are ready to get this battle under way!
King- Omg I cant watch this!
Cole- So I have to do all the work?
King- well I suppose I can help!
United States Street Fight match
Apollyon(c) vs. T-Bird
T-Bird and Apollyon are standing in the ring of cars staring at one another. Apollyon walks into the middle and T-Bird follows, when they meet in the middle Tee is looking up at Apollyon and Apollyon laughs, Tee goes to hit him in the face with a right hand but before she can connect Apollyon kicks her in the mid section, Tee is bent over and Apollyon then clubs her across her back with his hand. Tee falls to all fours and then Apollyon runs up to her and kicks her in the side sending her rolling away. She starts to climb to her feet but Apollyon runs at her and hits her with a knee to the gut. Tee is now lent on the bonnet of a car. Apollyon turns her over so she is facing him but still lay on the bonnet and he hits her with a hard chop across the chest and as he does this the superstars around all cringe in pain. Apollyon gives her another chop coming down onto her chest. Apollyon then leans over and starts to choke Tee, as she gasps for air she is kicking and she kicks Apollyon straight between the legs. Apollyon releases his grip and staggers backwards holding his groin. Tee climbs onto the bonnet of the Car and she dives off and hits Apollyon with a cross body knocking him to the floor. She makes the cover, one. . . Apollyon kicks out throwing Tee back to her feet!
Cole- Damn what power by Apollyon!
King- You think he can have kids anymore?
Cole- Dont know and dont care!
King- I doubt he pulls anyway!
Cole- Because he wears a mask!
Apollyon starts to get to his feet but Tee runs at him and drop kicks him in the back of the knee sending Him back to the floor, being a hard concrete surface the landing hurts Tee also. Tee gets back up and watches as Apollyon gets up. Then Apollyon runs at Tee but Tee hits him with a drop toe hold and Apollyon whacks his face off of the bonnet of another car. Tee then gets up and drags Apollyon around to
the car door, she opens the door she pushes Apollyon down so he is sitting where the door will go when it is closed. Then Tee goes to slam the door but Apollyon gets his hands up and stops it from shutting. Tee tries again but again Apollyon blocks it. Tee then swings the door wide open and kicks Apollyon in the gut and then in the face, she then quickly slams the door back and Apollyon screams, Tee does it again two more times and Apollyon screams louder each time. Tee then walks away and opens the car door of the next car, she leans in and she pulls out a chair which she throws into the middle of the cars, then she pulls out a long chain that seems to be wrapped in barbed wire and what seems to be pieces of glass sticking out of it. She puts that on the bonnet and then picks Apollyon up but Apollyon moves his arms up and throws Tees arms off of him. He then hits her in the face a few times making her back off towards a car. Then he pushes her into the car, then Apollyon takes a step back and lifts his leg up to hit Tee with a boot to the chest or face but Tee moves out the way and Apollyon puts his leg through the car window. He is stuck and Tee just goes on the attack hitting him with a few punches, then she quickly grabs the Chain in wires and glass. Then she rips off the top of Apollyon. Apollyon is trying to get his leg free but he cant.
Cole- Oh No! What is T-Bird going to do to the United States Champion here?
King- Well I would say it is pretty obvious!
Tee smiles and laughs as Apollyon is still trying to get loose. Tee swings the chain and it hits Apollyon across the back and it rips the skin apart. Apollyon screams in pain again and Tee just gets ready to whip him across the back again and again it rips the skin and flash apart. Tee whips him once more and this time the pain is a motive for Apollyon and he pulls his leg out and falls to the floor holding his back in absolute agony. Tee drops the chain and covers him, One. . . Two . . . Apollyon just gets his left shoulder of the floor a fraction before the refs hand comes down to crown a new champion. Tee gets up and she is furious with the ref and that she has not won! Tee kicks the car in anger and then picks Apollyon back to his feet.
Cole- T-Bird was sooo close there!
King- She is dominated the much larger man so far here!
Tee then goes to ram Apollyons head into the car but he puts out his hand to stop him, then he elbows Tee in the gut making her bend over, Apollyon then kicks her in the gut before stomping on the back of her neck. Apollyon then slowly picks Tee up and then he drags her around to the front of the car where he picks her up and hits her with a power bomb onto the bonnet of the car. The XHF super stars that are watching all turn away in pain. Then Apollyon pulls Tee off the Bonnet and he makes the inevitable pin cover. One. . . Two . . . At the last possible second T-Bird some how manages to get her should just off the concrete floor. Apollyon gets up in absolute shock as he realises that Tee kicked out. Apollyon picks Tee up still in disbelief, he sets Tee up for another power bomb but Tee falls to her knee, then she hits Apollyon with a low blow, then she stand sup and hits him with the Twisted (twist of Fate) and makes the cover quickly as she rolls him over, One. . . Two . . . THREE!
Announcer- here is your winner and new United States Champion, T- BIRD!!!
Cole- Holy crap! T-Bird is the new champion!
King- What a shocker here tonight!
Apollyon comes behind the curtains without his U.S. Championship, considering he had just lost it to T-Bird... a look of disappointment is across his face and as he looks around there looks to be movement off behind one of the curtains that was set-up. Camera's go back out to the arena... they show King and Cole sitting at the announce table.
Cole: That was quite a match, King!
King: Correct. And T-Bird looked hot out there!
Suddenly a figure comes out of the crowd and runs up the ramp quickly but crouches down a bit as he walks the rest of the way. King and Cole both look towards him, like he's some weirdo.
King: Who the hell is that?
Cole: Oh, my God, King, that's the person that has been attacking Apollyon over the last week!
The cameras go to the back and show Apollyon still walking down the hallway, in shame. The masked man is walking behind Apollyon a bit, and with a singapore cane sitting on a table, he lifts it up and cracks it over the back of Apollyon! It snaps in half, and Apollyon drops to the cement floor while this masked figure starts to assault Apollyon.
Masked Man: You son of a bitch! You thought you were done with me; motherfucker!
He lifts Apollyon up and thrashes Apollyon's skull across the end of a table. Apollyon is busted open, and is starting to get up while looking at this masked man. Apollyon lays his head against the wall and the man grabs a steel chair quickly while turning around crashing it against Apollyon's head, with Apollyon's head between the wall and the chair! The chair is tossed down and the man just laughs as he backs away. EMT's are quick to check on Apollyon and they take him to the back and shortly after they leave "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen begins to play and Scorpion steps through the curtains still wearing his inflatable turtle around his waist and his arm floaties and waves to the fans. He then walks to the ring and slides in as the music cuts.
Whew, had to run back here to make this special announcement about this thing coming up. Did any of you all hear about it? It is like a fishing contest except for they are all going after the Junior Heavyweight Championship in a match Called Cruiserfest.
Huge pop from the fans.
I guess you herd of it. I for one would much rather wathc a good fishing contest, but since this is my job here we go. Cruiserfest IV will return to the themed format as it always has. Last year as a Tournament, the year before was Ladders, and this yeah, Cruiserfest IV: Rage in a Cage.
Another tremendous pop from the crowd.
As stated earlier this week only eight People have a shot in this years Cruiserfest, and now to announce the lucky eight. We have former Shadow Dragon, Kris Quake, new comer "The Cool Taquito" Carlito Rodriguez, last years winner Nelly Angel, Lilly, Big Poppa Pyro, and Ghost.
Mixed reaction from the crowd as they are a bit confused as that is only seven
What? Oh yeah. Of course we have one more, our current Champion, MY SON DOC! YAY!
Huge pop for Doc as "Born in the USA" hits again and Scorpion exits the ring.
King: Cruiserfest!!!
Cole: What an announcement and now is the time for our huge main event.
King: One of the only times I can remember the current X*Crown Champion facing off against the Current XHF Champion.
Cole: May be the first time ever as the only time I can remember is when Rhein as Ultimate Champion lost his title right before facing off with Reehi for the XHF Championship on Pay Per View.
*The lights in the arena go down to black. Suddenly two giant pyros shoot off from either side of the stage as the crowd is slammed into the chorus of Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on with shots of Mongo's career within the phoenix. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out accompanied by his bodyguard the Xtreme Ranger, under the large X above them. Mongo is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as the Xtreme Ranger runs up to audience members, taking their cameras and smashing them on their way to the ring.*
Cole: This isn't Harry or Cosmo.
King: No duh Cole! It's our owner and he looks to be coming right our way.
Mongo: King, it's good to be back at ringside calling matches.
King: I've missed it.
Mongo: Yeah, remember that time we both slapped Cole.
King: HA HA HA! Yeah.
Cole: That was like every week...
Mongo: I know, wasn't it great?
(Suddenly the lights cut out, the arena is in darkness for a few moments and the crowed get restless with anticipation and then suddenly huge pyrotechnics shoot up from the corners of the ramp, then Walk with me by Xzibit blasts over the PA system and then a huge wall of fire comes up on the edge of the ramp and then the crowed erupt into huge cheers as they see Cosmo walk out through the flames with the X* Crown Championship slung over his right shoulder. He stands looking out over the crowed while the flames behind him being the only light in the arena and making his title shine bright. Then the flames die down and blue strobe lights hit the arena and Cosmo starts to make his way down the ring with the strobe light reflecting off all the smoke and off of his face while he holds the title in his right hand, Cosmo gets half way down the ramp and then he looks out over the crowed again and switches the title to his left hand before he puts his arms back and pushes his chest out and roars before running down to the ring and sliding in under the bottom rope. Cosmo then runs over to the far turnbuckle and climbs up to the second rope and holds both his arms in the air with clenched fists and the X* Crown title in his right hand, the crowed let off deafening cheers. He repeats this on each of the turnbuckles and receives a bigger cheer each time and before he jumps off each time he kisses the belt, then he jumps down and the lights go to normal and the music fades out Leaving Cosmo in the middle of the ring with the X* Crown championship slung back over his right shoulder)
Cole: Our X*Crown Champion Cosmo is now in the ring ready for this historical match.
King: Throw your panties up there Cole.
Mongo: He has a thing for Cosmo now.
Cole: No.
King: Yeah.
Mongo: Well I guess since Chris Sanders is gone he had to move on eh?
The crowd goes silent and the lights all go out in the arena. The anticpation dies when "So Cold" blasts over the speakers. The beginning chorus excites the fans and they all get up. The lights flicker with the beginning of the song. Smoke begins to fill the entrance way, then Harry emerges from the smoke. His world title shines when the entrance lights hit it. Words from the song are heard throughout the audience.
"Crowded streets all cleared away
One by One
Hollow heroes seperate
As they run
You're so cold
Keep your hand in mine
Wise men wonder while
Starved men die"
Harry takes his time as he walks down the ramp. Adjusting the wrist tape and concentrating on the ring before him. He slaps a few hands as he walks by, but keeps his focus as he gets to the apron.
"Show me how we end this alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try
If you find your family, don't you cry
In this land of make-believe, dead and dry
You're so cold, but you feel alive
Lay your hands on me one last time"
Hardcore Harry finally gets on the ring apron and looks around. He takes the world title from around his waist. With the belt in hand, he throws his arms in the air and yells at the top of his lungs, as pyro shoots out from each turnbuckle post simultaneously. After riling himself up, harry gets in the ring and looks ready for a fight.
"Show me how we end this alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try
Show me how we end this alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try
It's alright
It's alright
It's alright
It's alright......"
Harry puts a smirk of confidence across his face. The music begins to die down and the arena lights go back to normal. He stands in the corner waiting the arrival of his opponent
Cole: And here is...
Mongo: The man disgracing my title.
King: Yeah!
Cole: Yeah, and the current XHF now ready for our main event.
Champion vs Champion Grudge Match
Cosmo vs Hardcore Harry
*Both men stare at each other from opposite sides of the ring, and walk up to each other in the center of the ring. Hardcore Harry says something to Cosmo, but Cosmo ignores it and extends his hand out for a handshake. Harry looks around the arena, but then kicks Cosmo in the stomach and begins to forearm him into the corner. A couple of forearm shots, and then a few kicks in the stomach take Cosmo down. Harry walks away from Cosmo and screams at the crowd while holding his arms up, as Cosmo climbs up to his feet. Harry turns around, but then gets knocked down with a huge clothesline! Harry gets up to his feet and gets knocked down once again, and then a third time! Harry stumbles back to a corner, as Cosmo holds his arms up, taunting to the crowd. Harry goes to Cosmo, but gets a kick to the stomach for his troubles.*
Cole: And a kick to his stomach for his troubles
Mongo: You are still lame.
King: Yeah, and I have to hear him like this twice a week.
*Harry is bent over, as Cosmo sends huge forearm shots into the back of his opponent. Harry falls to his knees, screaming in pain, as Cosmo once again taunts to the crowd. Cosmo lifts up Harry and goes to whip him into the ropes, but Harry reverses it and when Cosmo comes nears him he lifts with a big boot and nails him straight into the jaw! Harry doesnt waste anytime to cover Cosmo, but he kicks out at two. Harry climbs up and sends a couple of boots into the chest of Cosmo. Harry then screams for Cosmo to climb up to his feet, which he does, and Harry nails Cosmo with a huge clothesline. Harry is on his knees and looks around the arena in anger, and then covers Cosmo. 1-2-kickout by Cosmo. Harry gets up and stomps on Cosmo, then lifts him up to his feet. Harry sends forearm shots into the face of Cosmo, and whips him into the ropes. Harry goes for another big boot, but Cosmo catches the foot and swings him around, and when Harry is in the direction of Cosmo, Cosmo grabs him and throws him over his head with a overhead belly-to-belly suplex!*
Cole: A nice brainbuster DDT from Gravedigger!
King: Do you know anything about suplexs?
Cole: Yeah, I minored in them
King: Drank a lot in school did ya?
Cole: No, but I did cheat on my final if you must know, theres just so damn many!
King: Hmmm, you cant tell
Hall: Why am I paying a guy who openly admints to cheating on his final.
Cole: ...
*Harry rolls out of the ring to catch a breath, as Cosmo follows him to the outside. Cosmo hits Harry in the back, and then throws him head first into the ring post! Harry falls against the railing, and Cosmo then sends kicks to the chest of Harry. Harry is lifted up to his feet and Cosmo grabs him in a bearhug, but then drives his back into the side of the ring! Cosmo doesnt release Hardcore Harry, instead he runs to the ring post and slams him spine first against it! Harry falls against the padding holding his back in pain, and Cosmo suddenly lifts him up and rolls him into the ring. Cosmo slides in, and covers Harry for a two count. Cosmo gets up, and then grabs the legs of Hardcore Harry, and then turns him over, applying a Boston crab! Harry screams in pain, as his back is being stretched by the submission move. Cosmo stands up all the way to his feet, applying more pressure to the back!*
Cole: What power shown by Cosmo there.
King: Suck up.
Mongo: It actually was quite good for a man his size.
King: It sure was.
Cole: Now who is the suck up.
King: *Slap* The one getting slapped in the back of the head, HA!
*Harry begins to crawl his way to the ropes, but Cosmo is right there holding him back. Harry is in excruciating pain, as the referee asks him if he quits. Harry refuses to quit, as Cosmo leans back. Harry begins to crawl his way to the ropes once again, and this time finally grabs it! Cosmo doesnt release the hold though, but the referee forces Cosmo to let it go or he will be disqualified. Cosmo finally releases the hold, and then goes back to the lower back of the XHF Champion. Cosmo lifts up Harry, and sends him back first against the turnbuckle. Cosmo begins to send his shoulders into the abdomen area of Harry, and the walks back. He then runs to Harry once more for a spear, but the veteran quickly moves out of the way and Cosmo hits shoulder first into ring post! Cosmo walks away from the corner holding his shoulder, as Harry comes out of nowhere and hits a jumping shoulder block into the injured shoulder of Cosmo! Cosmo falls to the mat holding his shoulder, as Harry turns his back against the mat and hooks the leg. Cosmo kicks out at two, and then Harry climbs up to his feet and begins to stomp on the shoulder of Cosmo. Harry grabs the injured arm of Cosmo, then leans back and applies a leg scissors on it! Harry leans back, as the shoulder of Cosmo is about ready to pop out of its socket. Cosmo screams in horrible pain and the referee asks him if he quits, but Cosmo shakes his head and begins to show some life. Cosmo rolls over facing Harry, as Harrys face is in complete and udder disbelief. Cosmo then uses every bit of strength in his body, to lift up Harry and slam him against the mat back first!*
Cole: The Young Cosmo continues to impress.
Mongo: You want to see impressive, wait till you see me handle Harry at Overheated.
King: GO Mongo!
*Harry releases the move and Cosmo covers him, but Harry gets a shoulder up! Cosmo is on his knees and holds his face in disappointment, as Harry slowly climbs up to his feet. Cosmo climbs up to his feet and he and Harry begin to trade rights and lefts, until Harry knees Cosmo in the stomach. Two forearm shots, and Harry sets Cosmo between his legs. Harry lifts Cosmo up for a piledriver, and then hooks his arm for a Cradle Piledriver, but Cosmo pulls himself down and backdrops him, but Harry is holding the wrists tight and rolls Cosmo for the cover! 1-2-kick out by Cosmo! Harry rolls over and sits down, annoyed at what just happened. Cosmo climbs up to his feet, but Harry beats him and chops his knee. Cosmo falls down and holds his knee, as Harry walks to his legs and calls for the Hangman's DDT! Harry hooks up Cosmo but Cosmo grabs his tights and blocks the hold then pushes himself away. Cosmo punches Harry in the face, and then rolls Storm up for a small package! 1-2-kick out from Harry!*
Cole: And a kickout!
*Cosmo gets to his feet and kicks Harry in the stomach before Harry can get to his feet. Cosmo sets Harry between his legs, and goes to lift him up for a power bomb looking for his triple power bomb but Harry sweeps the legs out from under Cosmo and then stomps Cosmo in the midsection. Harry hangs on to both legs and then slingshots Cosmo across the ring. Cosmo hits the mat hard face first and Harry gets back up to his feet and calls for the Xtreme Edge and looks right at Mongo at the announcers table.
Mongo: Is it just me, or does he seem to be calling for my move?
King: I think you're right.
Mongo: Not if I have something to say about this.
Mongo gets up from the table and walks over to the time keepers table and grabs the XHF Championship but Harry doesnt seem to notice as he turns his attention back to his opponet who is now to his feet. Cosmo turns around to the XHF Champion and receives a boot to the gut and Harry shoves Cosmo between his legs and lifts him up for the Xtreme Edge, but Cosmo slides through and quickly turns and pushes Harry face first into the ropes and falls to his knees. The ref quickly checks to see if Cosmo is ok and as Harry hits the ropes Mongo connects with the face of Harry with the title belt. Harry stumbles backwards towards Cosmo who doesnt seem to notice what happened and Cosmo wraps both arms around the waist of Harry and nails a German suplex and bridges it 1, 2...the Ref's pulled out of the ring by Snake. Snake lifts the ref to his feet and then lifts him up and slams him down with a body slam. Snake quickly rolls into the ring and begins stomping away at Cosmo as the bells rings.
No Contest
Cole: Mongo and Snake Interference. Could this be a preview of things to come.
King: If you mean Mongo holding the title then yes it is.
Cole: We will know for sure in just over a week after Overheated, but for now, we'll see you all at the Pre Show on Wednesday
Mongo quickly slides in as well and stands over Harry laughing as he to begins stomping away at his future opponet. Mongo then raises the XHF Championship in the air in victory as XHF Gastro fades to black.