Post by "The High Roller" Wesley Crane on Feb 20, 2024 17:02:53 GMT -5
It’s been a couple of hours. Wesley Crane is still handcuffed to the headboard of his bed.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “This is as ridiculous as the time Henderson tried to bring me two strippers… but when he got here they were both midge-”
Suddenly Wesley has an idea. He looks over to the side of the bed. His pants lay there in a heap. Wesley realizes his phone is in his pocket. Wesley begins yelling.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “HEY GOOGLE, CALL HENDERSON!”
Sure enough, it works. Very faintly you can hear Henderson’s voice, muffled through Wesley’s pants. Wesley starts yelling again.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “HENDERSON, I NEED YOU TO COME TO MY SUITE. BRING BOLT CUTTERS! HURRY!”
37 minutes, 23 minutes later the door opens and in walks Henderson, with a pair of bolt cutters. As soon as he sees his boss, he does everything in his power not to laugh, but it’s too late, he’s grinning and Wesley has seen it.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Damnit, Henderson. Hurry up and get these things off of me.”
Henderson puts the bolt cutters down on the bed. Quickly, Henderson pulls his cell phone out and snaps a couple of pictures of Wesley handcuffed. Wesley’s eyes bulge out of his head.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?”
Henderson: “Just getting a couple of pictures, sir.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “DELETE THEM NOW!”
Henderson: “While I have you here, can we discuss a raise?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “HENDERSON, GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THESE THINGS OR YOU’RE FIRED!”
Henderson puts his phone in his pocket, grabs the bolt cutters and gets closer to Wesley. Henderson opens the handles of the bolt cutters and places the head of them on the chain that holds the handcuffs together. Henderson squeezes the handles as hard as he can, but there’s no luck. He can’t cut through the chain.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Henderson, I’m not going to yell. Please squeeze harder and get me the FUCK out of these things.”
Henderson: “I’m giving it all I’ve got.”
Wesley huffs loudly. You can tell he’s trying to think.
Henderson: “Is this an okay time to talk about a raise?”
Wesley shoots Henderson a look. He takes a deep breath in and then slowly exhales.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Grab my phone.”
Henderson reaches down and pulls out Wesley’s phone.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “HEY GOOGLE, CALL NICHOLAS CAGE!”
The phone rings. Nicholas answers the call.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Hey Boss-Guy!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, I need to know what you’re doing right now!”
There is a pause. All of a sudden, Nic begins coughing over and over again.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Uh, nothing. Just watching a flick. Why? What are you doing?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Listen, I need a favor from you… and if you do this… and keep quiet about it, I’ll reward you handsomely.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Sure, name it, and I’ll do it.”
Henderson rolls his eyes.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m in a bit of a situation… and I need your help… but you cannot tell anyone what you’re doing.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Alright, head up from your suite… and make it quick!”
The phone goes dead as Henderson hits the “end call” button on the screen.
Henderson: “So can we talk about that raise now?”
Wesley looks furious.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “DELETE THOSE PHOTOS!”
Henderson: “I was thinking a 25% raise.”
Wesley’s eyes almost pop out of his skull.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU’RE NOT GETTING 25% FROM ME!”
Henderson: “Let’s see… I bet TMZ would pay me good money for these pictures.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “ALRIGHT, FINE!”
Wesley takes another deep breath, trying to relax a bit.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’ll give you a 15% raise.”
Henderson taps his phone a couple of times.
Henderson: “Where’s that number?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “ALRIGHT! 20%, final offer.”
Henderson smiles.
Henderson: “Deal!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “NOW DELETE THOSE PICTURES!”
Henderson taps his screen a couple of times.
Henderson: “Done!”
There’s a knock at the door. Henderson rushes out of the room to greet Nicholas.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “20% raise… for a fucking assistant.”
Nicholas comes walking in the bedroom. He stops in his tracks.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Ah shit, we’ve all been here before, right, Hendo?”
Henderson just shakes his head a couple of times in disbelief.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I need you to cut these with those bolt cutters.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Oh, that’s all? No problem.”
Nicholas squeezes the handles of the bolt cutters and snap, the chain is chopped in half. Wesley lowers his arms slowly. He still has the handcuffs around his wrists but with the chain cut, he can at least move around freely. Wesley still has nothing on, except for the Two Kingdoms Championship laying over his lap, covering his “package”...
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Someone bring me a pair of my workout pants.”
Henderson hands a pair to Wesley.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Now get out. I’ll be out in a minute.”
Henderson and Nicholas both head out of the bedroom area. Wesley gets his pants on, grabs “Candi” (the Two Kingdoms Championship) and heads into the main living area of the suite. Henderson is standing, tapping his iPad a couple of times. Nicholas is sitting on the Italian leather sofa, taking a few hits off his marijuana vape pen. Wesley walks over to the bar, places “Candi” down on the bar top and then pours two whiskeys. He walks over to Nicholas and hands him one.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Now, Nic, I’ve allowed you into my inner circle.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “I thought I was in your inner circle.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Oh you are… but this is a circle inside a circle… and you’re now a part of that special circle.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Special circle?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “And that means you don’t tell anyone what you saw here tonight. Nobody!”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Alright, Boss-Guy!”
Nicholas pounds his glass of whiskey. He hands his vape pen to Wesley. Wesley hits it a couple of times and hands it back. Nicholas hands the empty glass to Henderson and starts to walk away. As he does, he stops at Henderson.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Special circle. Get fucked, Hendo!”
Nicholas leaves Wesley’s Presidential Suite. As he does, he grabs his phone and taps the screen a couple of times.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Hey little brother, you’re never going to believe what I just did!”
Scene Ends.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “This is as ridiculous as the time Henderson tried to bring me two strippers… but when he got here they were both midge-”
Suddenly Wesley has an idea. He looks over to the side of the bed. His pants lay there in a heap. Wesley realizes his phone is in his pocket. Wesley begins yelling.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “HEY GOOGLE, CALL HENDERSON!”
Sure enough, it works. Very faintly you can hear Henderson’s voice, muffled through Wesley’s pants. Wesley starts yelling again.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “HENDERSON, I NEED YOU TO COME TO MY SUITE. BRING BOLT CUTTERS! HURRY!”
37 minutes, 23 minutes later the door opens and in walks Henderson, with a pair of bolt cutters. As soon as he sees his boss, he does everything in his power not to laugh, but it’s too late, he’s grinning and Wesley has seen it.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Damnit, Henderson. Hurry up and get these things off of me.”
Henderson puts the bolt cutters down on the bed. Quickly, Henderson pulls his cell phone out and snaps a couple of pictures of Wesley handcuffed. Wesley’s eyes bulge out of his head.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?”
Henderson: “Just getting a couple of pictures, sir.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “DELETE THEM NOW!”
Henderson: “While I have you here, can we discuss a raise?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “HENDERSON, GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THESE THINGS OR YOU’RE FIRED!”
Henderson puts his phone in his pocket, grabs the bolt cutters and gets closer to Wesley. Henderson opens the handles of the bolt cutters and places the head of them on the chain that holds the handcuffs together. Henderson squeezes the handles as hard as he can, but there’s no luck. He can’t cut through the chain.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Henderson, I’m not going to yell. Please squeeze harder and get me the FUCK out of these things.”
Henderson: “I’m giving it all I’ve got.”
Wesley huffs loudly. You can tell he’s trying to think.
Henderson: “Is this an okay time to talk about a raise?”
Wesley shoots Henderson a look. He takes a deep breath in and then slowly exhales.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Grab my phone.”
Henderson reaches down and pulls out Wesley’s phone.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “HEY GOOGLE, CALL NICHOLAS CAGE!”
The phone rings. Nicholas answers the call.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Hey Boss-Guy!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, I need to know what you’re doing right now!”
There is a pause. All of a sudden, Nic begins coughing over and over again.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Uh, nothing. Just watching a flick. Why? What are you doing?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Listen, I need a favor from you… and if you do this… and keep quiet about it, I’ll reward you handsomely.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Sure, name it, and I’ll do it.”
Henderson rolls his eyes.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m in a bit of a situation… and I need your help… but you cannot tell anyone what you’re doing.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Alright, head up from your suite… and make it quick!”
The phone goes dead as Henderson hits the “end call” button on the screen.
Henderson: “So can we talk about that raise now?”
Wesley looks furious.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “DELETE THOSE PHOTOS!”
Henderson: “I was thinking a 25% raise.”
Wesley’s eyes almost pop out of his skull.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU’RE NOT GETTING 25% FROM ME!”
Henderson: “Let’s see… I bet TMZ would pay me good money for these pictures.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “ALRIGHT, FINE!”
Wesley takes another deep breath, trying to relax a bit.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’ll give you a 15% raise.”
Henderson taps his phone a couple of times.
Henderson: “Where’s that number?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “ALRIGHT! 20%, final offer.”
Henderson smiles.
Henderson: “Deal!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “NOW DELETE THOSE PICTURES!”
Henderson taps his screen a couple of times.
Henderson: “Done!”
There’s a knock at the door. Henderson rushes out of the room to greet Nicholas.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “20% raise… for a fucking assistant.”
Nicholas comes walking in the bedroom. He stops in his tracks.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Ah shit, we’ve all been here before, right, Hendo?”
Henderson just shakes his head a couple of times in disbelief.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I need you to cut these with those bolt cutters.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Oh, that’s all? No problem.”
Nicholas squeezes the handles of the bolt cutters and snap, the chain is chopped in half. Wesley lowers his arms slowly. He still has the handcuffs around his wrists but with the chain cut, he can at least move around freely. Wesley still has nothing on, except for the Two Kingdoms Championship laying over his lap, covering his “package”...
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Someone bring me a pair of my workout pants.”
Henderson hands a pair to Wesley.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Now get out. I’ll be out in a minute.”
Henderson and Nicholas both head out of the bedroom area. Wesley gets his pants on, grabs “Candi” (the Two Kingdoms Championship) and heads into the main living area of the suite. Henderson is standing, tapping his iPad a couple of times. Nicholas is sitting on the Italian leather sofa, taking a few hits off his marijuana vape pen. Wesley walks over to the bar, places “Candi” down on the bar top and then pours two whiskeys. He walks over to Nicholas and hands him one.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Now, Nic, I’ve allowed you into my inner circle.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “I thought I was in your inner circle.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Oh you are… but this is a circle inside a circle… and you’re now a part of that special circle.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Special circle?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “And that means you don’t tell anyone what you saw here tonight. Nobody!”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Alright, Boss-Guy!”
Nicholas pounds his glass of whiskey. He hands his vape pen to Wesley. Wesley hits it a couple of times and hands it back. Nicholas hands the empty glass to Henderson and starts to walk away. As he does, he stops at Henderson.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Special circle. Get fucked, Hendo!”
Nicholas leaves Wesley’s Presidential Suite. As he does, he grabs his phone and taps the screen a couple of times.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Hey little brother, you’re never going to believe what I just did!”
Scene Ends.
