PromoWars [CBB #1]
Mar 2, 2024 12:34:40 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Dave D-Flipz, and 2 more like this
Post by Cross Recoba on Mar 2, 2024 12:34:40 GMT -5
FADE IN
MUSIC CUE
INT. GUNS ARENA - NIGHT
FLASH!
A photo is taken of the newly-crowned GUNS Tag Team Champions in all of their glory.
BLOBBY jumps and kisses EDMONDS.
EXT. GUNS ARENA - NIGHT
THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS exit the arena after the show.
The BLOBBY fans dominate the crowd, huddling to the right and bursting into huge cheers as the team exit the arena.
The more modest fans of EDMONDS look sombre and puritanical in their celebrations.
EXT. JABRONI’S HOUSE - DAY
BLOBBY drops to his knees as he arrives home, the GUNS Tag Team title over his shoulder as he sees a ‘FOR SALE’ sign outside of the house.
EDMONDS enters carrying the GUNS Gentleman’s Doubles Trophy only to drop it when he sees the sign.
The now broken head of the figure atop the TROPHY rolls out of shot.
BLOBBY looks to EDMONDS who nods.
EDMONDS pulls out his CELLPHONE.
EXT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - DAY
BLOBBY carries EDMONDS past the sign that now reads ‘SOLD’.
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - DAY
BLOBBY and EDMONDS push two chairs in the lounge closer together. EDMONDS’ hand seems stuck to the CHAIR as he tries to walk off.
EXT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - DAY
EDMONDS finishes painting ‘NOEL AND BLOBBY’ onto their mailbox. Admiring the work, BLOBBY leans in but leaves a paint-covered handprint on the mailbox. Oh well; Noel adds his handprint as they laugh.
INT. GUNS PUBLICITY EVENT - DAY
They pose for pictures with the titles.
Sitting side-by-side at a press event, EDMONDS says something that causes them both to laugh.
BLOBBY pulls out a new tee and surprises EDMONDS as he holds it up:
The tee shows the photo of the CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS after their GUNS Tag Team title win. The text underneath states:
CBB - ON TOP TOGETHER, FOREVER
EDMONDS can be seen to close his eyes and smile. He is lucky to have Blobby.
EXT. INDY WRESTLING SHOW - DAY
The CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS appear in front of a smattering of people.
In one hand they hold their GUNS Tag Team titles, in the other, they hold aloft the CBB TOGETHER, FOREVER tees!
They stand victorious over two schmucks.
Their merchandise stand has a huge queue waiting to part with cash for tees, badges, the illiterate scribble of a barely humanoid wrestler…and Blobby’s autograph.
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - NIGHT
The two sit in their chairs, the glare of television reflects onto them as they nod along.
EXT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - DAY
BLOBBY opens the mailbox. He pulls out a postcode that appears to be covered in an advert for staying at DINO BONES Castle.
Turning it over, JABRONI is telling them how happy he is there.
They smile and laugh together.
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - DAY
EDMONDS finishes painting a mural of the pair and their involvement in several Oh Violent Night events.
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - DAY
BLOBBY opens a door and a COURIER thrusts a package at him. BLOBBY signs for it and shuts the door.
EDMONDS is there as he opens the package. It contains the fillings from Jabroni’s teeth.
BLOBBY’s head drops as we FADE OUT.
EXT. LOUNGE, THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS HOUSE - DAY
EDMONDS looks out of the window. BLOBBY sits under a tree pensively.
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS HOUSE - DAY
BLOBBY opens a letter and reads it before showing EDMONDS—the two jump for joy.
INT. ARENA MÉXICO, MEXICO CITY - NIGHT
BLOBBY leaps off the top rope and lands a splash before a three-count. The REFEREE calls for the bell.
Outside of the ring, OG BLOBBY and EDMONDS celebrate wildly in the front row.
FADE TO
MR BLOBBY II TAKES MEXICO BY STORM!!!
INT. KORAKUEN HALL, TOKYO - NIGHT
A banner hung in the arena reads:
MR BLOBBY III #1!
The third Blobby drops his opponent down with a Ganso Bomb and makes the pin.
In the front row, BLOBBY can be seen front and center with an entourage around him. EDMONDS tries to push through to the front but is cut off by Blobby’s hired muscle.
EXT. SKOPJE, MACEDONIA - DAY
A gathered crowd center around an object covered in a sheet.
The MACEDONIAN PRIME MINISTER stands next to BLOBBY and shakes his hand before pulling a rope which unveils what is underneath…
A SEVEN-FOOT-TALL MR BLOBBY STATUE
Behind it, a banner proclaiming MR BLOBBY DAY.
Photographers start to snap pictures as the pair are joined by the Macedonian Blobby, is he Mr Blobby IV or Mr Blobby XXIV, who knows?
EDMONDS leans into the shot but is led out of the shot by SECURITY GOONS.
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS HOUSE - DAY
A letter drops onto the entryway floor.
EDMONDS wearily bends down to pick it up. He slides a letter opener across the top.
GUNS TO GO ON HIATUS: IS THIS THE END?
EDMONDS lets out a sigh and reaches for his phone.
It rings.
It continues to ring.
CUT TO:
INT. BLOBCONN, CHINA - DAY
BLOBBY looks at his phone and sees the Caller ID. He hands it to an AIDE who takes the phone and throws it into the trash.
Endless workers toil to produce masks, wrestling costumes, air fresheners, and even computer chips that go into a Mr Blobby GPS kit.
INT. TIMES SQUARE - DAY
A NEWSBOY who looks a lot like a young Christian Bale runs past with a satchel full of newspapers. As he passes, one falls from the bag in front of the camera. The headline is clear:
MR BLOBBY RETIRES FROM RING TO FOCUS ON EMPIRE!
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS HOUSE - NIGHT
EDMONDS sits on the couch, clearly dejected.
The moon sits behind him in the window.
FADE TO:
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS HOUSE - DAY
The moon cycles out until the sun arrives in its place.
EDMONDS has remained in place. The sullen look unmoved and unchanged.
In the background, a family walk past the window clad head-to-toe in Blobby merchandise.
Only one thing moves EDMONDS.
The window before him breaks and in front of him is an action figure.
He picks it up and examines it.
It’s a Noel Edmonds action figure but it’s been used as a dog’s chew toy, the saliva hanging off it being only the second most obvious clue after the gnarled state of the figure. A crude attempt has been made to make it into a Mr Blobby figure with a luridly pink and yellow paint job covering over the original decal.
EDMONDS flops back onto the sofa, a single tear forming but not falling.
FADE TO BLACK
INT. NOEL’S BEDROOM - DAY
An ALARM CLOCK buzzes. An aged hand shuts it off.
EDMONDS sits alone on his bed. He rubs his face. Grunts. He gets out of bed, stretching, grunting and cracking bones.
INT. NOEL’S KITCHEN - DAY
EDMONDS eats breakfast by himself.
INT. NOEL’S CAR - DAY
EDMONDS pootles along.
EDMONDS flicks his turn signal.
The car carries on until it comes to an abrupt stop.
EDMONDS bangs angrily on his horn.
We see the hold-up: a teenager in an “Extinction Rebellion on Tour” tee looks at Noel.
The TEENAGER signals out of shot and suddenly one has become two dozen.
They start to glue themselves to the tarmac in front of EDMONDS.
EDMONDS sighs and turns on the radio.
The scamps from Extinction Rebellion are still trying to sort themselves out.
EDMONDS puts his foot on the gas.
The protesters loudly complain but value their lives over becoming martyrs and choose to move.
Continuing on his drive, EDMONDS turns the radio down and places a call.
RING
RING
Silence fills the air.
EDMONDS can be seen getting visibly more stressed.
EDMONDS ends the call and turns the radio up.
SONG LYRICS:
BABY BLOB, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, BABY BLOB! MOMMA BLOB, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, MOMMA BLOB
STATIC as Edmonds turns the dial.
EDMONDS expression now forms into a Eureka!
EXT. WOKE-A-RACHY TV HQ
It’s less a corporate headquarters and more the physical embodiment of middle-aged divorced Dad energy.
A door opens and EDMONDS exits into the road. He turns around and offers a hand to shake as an unseen hand grips it.
CUT TO:
OVER BLACK
TITLE: ONE WEEK LATER
INT. NOEL’S HOME STUDIO - NIGHT
EDMONDS is sat in front of a webcam, not even a great one. It’s high-definition but it’s also not top-of-the-line or anywhere near.
With a crazed look on his face, EDMONDS continues whatever spiel we have joined in progress.
A picture of protesting students appears on the screen.
A noise goes off and EDMONDS abandons what he’s doing.
EDMONDS sticks his tongue out and slurps
BEAT
The camera zooms down to see a mouse being clicked to mute the sound.
ZOOM OUT
INT. BLOBBY INDEPENDENT TRADERS HQ - DAY
The hand is pink and yellow.
It’s BLOBBY and he looks shell-shocked.
A minion, not a yellow short thing from fiction, we’re based far more in reality, appears at his side.
The MINION passes the phone.
BLOBBY tries to call EDMONDS.
It rings out.
BLOBBY puts down the phone and unmutes the laptop.
BEAT
Another pause.
MUSIC CUE
INT. GUNS ARENA - NIGHT
FLASH!
A photo is taken of the newly-crowned GUNS Tag Team Champions in all of their glory.
BLOBBY jumps and kisses EDMONDS.
EXT. GUNS ARENA - NIGHT
THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS exit the arena after the show.
The BLOBBY fans dominate the crowd, huddling to the right and bursting into huge cheers as the team exit the arena.
The more modest fans of EDMONDS look sombre and puritanical in their celebrations.
EXT. JABRONI’S HOUSE - DAY
BLOBBY drops to his knees as he arrives home, the GUNS Tag Team title over his shoulder as he sees a ‘FOR SALE’ sign outside of the house.
EDMONDS enters carrying the GUNS Gentleman’s Doubles Trophy only to drop it when he sees the sign.
The now broken head of the figure atop the TROPHY rolls out of shot.
BLOBBY looks to EDMONDS who nods.
EDMONDS pulls out his CELLPHONE.
EXT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - DAY
BLOBBY carries EDMONDS past the sign that now reads ‘SOLD’.
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - DAY
BLOBBY and EDMONDS push two chairs in the lounge closer together. EDMONDS’ hand seems stuck to the CHAIR as he tries to walk off.
EXT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - DAY
EDMONDS finishes painting ‘NOEL AND BLOBBY’ onto their mailbox. Admiring the work, BLOBBY leans in but leaves a paint-covered handprint on the mailbox. Oh well; Noel adds his handprint as they laugh.
INT. GUNS PUBLICITY EVENT - DAY
They pose for pictures with the titles.
Sitting side-by-side at a press event, EDMONDS says something that causes them both to laugh.
BLOBBY pulls out a new tee and surprises EDMONDS as he holds it up:
The tee shows the photo of the CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS after their GUNS Tag Team title win. The text underneath states:
CBB - ON TOP TOGETHER, FOREVER
EDMONDS can be seen to close his eyes and smile. He is lucky to have Blobby.
EXT. INDY WRESTLING SHOW - DAY
The CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS appear in front of a smattering of people.
In one hand they hold their GUNS Tag Team titles, in the other, they hold aloft the CBB TOGETHER, FOREVER tees!
They stand victorious over two schmucks.
Their merchandise stand has a huge queue waiting to part with cash for tees, badges, the illiterate scribble of a barely humanoid wrestler…and Blobby’s autograph.
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - NIGHT
The two sit in their chairs, the glare of television reflects onto them as they nod along.
EXT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - DAY
BLOBBY opens the mailbox. He pulls out a postcode that appears to be covered in an advert for staying at DINO BONES Castle.
Turning it over, JABRONI is telling them how happy he is there.
They smile and laugh together.
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - DAY
EDMONDS finishes painting a mural of the pair and their involvement in several Oh Violent Night events.
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS’ HOUSE - DAY
BLOBBY opens a door and a COURIER thrusts a package at him. BLOBBY signs for it and shuts the door.
EDMONDS is there as he opens the package. It contains the fillings from Jabroni’s teeth.
BLOBBY’s head drops as we FADE OUT.
EXT. LOUNGE, THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS HOUSE - DAY
EDMONDS looks out of the window. BLOBBY sits under a tree pensively.
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS HOUSE - DAY
BLOBBY opens a letter and reads it before showing EDMONDS—the two jump for joy.
INT. ARENA MÉXICO, MEXICO CITY - NIGHT
BLOBBY leaps off the top rope and lands a splash before a three-count. The REFEREE calls for the bell.
Outside of the ring, OG BLOBBY and EDMONDS celebrate wildly in the front row.
FADE TO
MR BLOBBY II TAKES MEXICO BY STORM!!!
INT. KORAKUEN HALL, TOKYO - NIGHT
A banner hung in the arena reads:
MR BLOBBY III #1!
The third Blobby drops his opponent down with a Ganso Bomb and makes the pin.
In the front row, BLOBBY can be seen front and center with an entourage around him. EDMONDS tries to push through to the front but is cut off by Blobby’s hired muscle.
EXT. SKOPJE, MACEDONIA - DAY
A gathered crowd center around an object covered in a sheet.
The MACEDONIAN PRIME MINISTER stands next to BLOBBY and shakes his hand before pulling a rope which unveils what is underneath…
A SEVEN-FOOT-TALL MR BLOBBY STATUE
Behind it, a banner proclaiming MR BLOBBY DAY.
Photographers start to snap pictures as the pair are joined by the Macedonian Blobby, is he Mr Blobby IV or Mr Blobby XXIV, who knows?
EDMONDS leans into the shot but is led out of the shot by SECURITY GOONS.
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS HOUSE - DAY
A letter drops onto the entryway floor.
EDMONDS wearily bends down to pick it up. He slides a letter opener across the top.
GUNS TO GO ON HIATUS: IS THIS THE END?
EDMONDS lets out a sigh and reaches for his phone.
It rings.
It continues to ring.
CUT TO:
INT. BLOBCONN, CHINA - DAY
BLOBBY looks at his phone and sees the Caller ID. He hands it to an AIDE who takes the phone and throws it into the trash.
Endless workers toil to produce masks, wrestling costumes, air fresheners, and even computer chips that go into a Mr Blobby GPS kit.
INT. TIMES SQUARE - DAY
A NEWSBOY who looks a lot like a young Christian Bale runs past with a satchel full of newspapers. As he passes, one falls from the bag in front of the camera. The headline is clear:
MR BLOBBY RETIRES FROM RING TO FOCUS ON EMPIRE!
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS HOUSE - NIGHT
EDMONDS sits on the couch, clearly dejected.
The moon sits behind him in the window.
FADE TO:
INT. THE CRINKLY BOTTOM BOYS HOUSE - DAY
The moon cycles out until the sun arrives in its place.
EDMONDS has remained in place. The sullen look unmoved and unchanged.
In the background, a family walk past the window clad head-to-toe in Blobby merchandise.
Only one thing moves EDMONDS.
The window before him breaks and in front of him is an action figure.
He picks it up and examines it.
It’s a Noel Edmonds action figure but it’s been used as a dog’s chew toy, the saliva hanging off it being only the second most obvious clue after the gnarled state of the figure. A crude attempt has been made to make it into a Mr Blobby figure with a luridly pink and yellow paint job covering over the original decal.
EDMONDS flops back onto the sofa, a single tear forming but not falling.
FADE TO BLACK
INT. NOEL’S BEDROOM - DAY
An ALARM CLOCK buzzes. An aged hand shuts it off.
EDMONDS sits alone on his bed. He rubs his face. Grunts. He gets out of bed, stretching, grunting and cracking bones.
INT. NOEL’S KITCHEN - DAY
EDMONDS eats breakfast by himself.
INT. NOEL’S CAR - DAY
EDMONDS pootles along.
MR BLOBBY GPS
BLOBBY, blobby Blo, blobby!
EDMONDS flicks his turn signal.
The car carries on until it comes to an abrupt stop.
EDMONDS bangs angrily on his horn.
We see the hold-up: a teenager in an “Extinction Rebellion on Tour” tee looks at Noel.
EXTINCTION REBELLION TEENAGER
(Muffled)
(Muffled)
Check your white cis heteronormative privilege!
The TEENAGER signals out of shot and suddenly one has become two dozen.
They start to glue themselves to the tarmac in front of EDMONDS.
EDMONDS sighs and turns on the radio.
RADIO HYPE GUY (O.S)
DON’T MISS “A NIGHT TO REMEMBER”, THE SHOW TO SHOW THANKS TO THE FALLEN! SEE STARS LIKE LORD DOMINICUS!....LADY DOMINICUS!!! AND LORD DOMINICUS ORIGINAL!!! …WHO WILL FACE EL BANG! HERMANOS?
NOEL EDMONDS
(Muttering)
(Muttering)
We took them to the limit…hacks. Hacks the lot of them.
EDMONDS puts his foot on the gas.
The protesters loudly complain but value their lives over becoming martyrs and choose to move.
Continuing on his drive, EDMONDS turns the radio down and places a call.
RING
RING
FEMALE VOICE (OS)
Blobby’s Independent Traders. How can I help you?
NOEL EDMONDS
I have a message for Mr Blobby. It’s a matter of life or death.
FEMALE VOICE (OS)
You can record your question on TikTok and mark it #Blobligations.
NOEL EDMONDS
It’s me! NOEL EDMONDS! He knows who I am!
FEMALE VOICE (OS)
(Bored)
(Bored)
What’s your query?
NOEL EDMONDS
Tell him we need to get the band back together. He needs to come back with me to the XHF Network and get back to wrestling. We NEED to beat El Bang! Hermanos!!!
A sigh is heard at the end of the line.
FEMALE VOICE (OS)
Sir, everyone knows that Blobby doesn’t wrestle anymore. Give me a second.
FEMALE VOICE (OS)
I can get you El Hijo de Mr Blobby VII but you’ll have to pay his full booking fee unless it’s for a recognized charity. Who does the XHF Network help?
NOEL EDMONDS
It helps me! ME! The man who made Mr Blobby! Do you even know what would have happened to a humanoid blancmange without someone like me? He’d be getting a Neuralink chip before they dared test it on the monkeys!
FEMALE VOICE (OS)
Sir, if you’re going to tell me outright lies, I’ll have to put the phone down.
NOEL EDMONDS
(Pleading)
(Pleading)
Just tell him that it’s Noel and the Crinkly Bottom Boys are needed!
FEMALE VOICE (OS)
He’s a very busy man, I can pencil in him reading the note sometime between Rex Manning and Refridgerator Day.
NOEL EDMONDS
(Resigned)
(Resigned)
Fine…
SONG LYRICS:
BABY BLOB, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, BABY BLOB! MOMMA BLOB, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, MOMMA BLOB
STATIC as Edmonds turns the dial.
NEW RADIO HYPE GUY
Do you find yourself marginalized despite belonging to the largest demographic in society? Do you get annoyed at imagined quotas on television and in advertising? Do YOU still post on X?...Good! We have vacancies at Fuck the Woke-a-rachy TV! The ONLY YouTube channel you can trust over the MSM! We need YOU to be the face of the counter-revolution…look, you’re our only hope! Turn up NOW to find out if you can reverse the tide and put the Libs on Skids!
RADIO DISCLAIMER GUY
Vacancies, not new job creation. Created by the trial of Alex Jones, the cancellation of Russell Brand, the irrelevance of Andrew Tate, and Ben Shapiro being too busy fantasising over his sister!
NOEL EDMONDS
BLOBBY! Change destination to Fuck the Woke-a-rachy TV HQ!
MR BLOBBY GPS
BLOBBY!
EXT. WOKE-A-RACHY TV HQ
It’s less a corporate headquarters and more the physical embodiment of middle-aged divorced Dad energy.
A door opens and EDMONDS exits into the road. He turns around and offers a hand to shake as an unseen hand grips it.
NOEL EDMONDS
You won’t regret this! You’re getting quality! You’re getting the quality that saw me host the Weston-Super-Mare annual fete….FIVE YEARS IN A ROW!
VOICE (OS)
If the viewers like it and they contribute to the cause, you can write your own check. I won’t be paying for it myself anyway!
CUT TO:
OVER BLACK
TITLE: ONE WEEK LATER
INT. NOEL’S HOME STUDIO - NIGHT
EDMONDS is sat in front of a webcam, not even a great one. It’s high-definition but it’s also not top-of-the-line or anywhere near.
With a crazed look on his face, EDMONDS continues whatever spiel we have joined in progress.
NOEL EDMONDS
Let me tell you, these people…they don’t like our way of life. They don’t like how we live, how we act and they want the world to conform to them. They don’t WANT to understand, they just know they won’t be happy until the world is shaped in their image. No time for our traditions, the very acts and parts of the social contract that shaped our world and took us to prosperity. They want us to just fold and bend to their will!
A picture of protesting students appears on the screen.
NOEL EDMONDS (CONT’D)
AND IF WE CAVE INTO THE STUDENTS! Their demands that in-person exams at colleges and universities give them anxiety, what will we be left with? They won’t stop there because they win if we give in. It won’t stop with non-COVID-mandated online exams from home, it’ll be carried on into the workforce and before you can say ‘woke’ you’ll see companies forced to close down operations in Nicaragua and Taiwan because of ‘human rights abuses’. Do you want to talk about human rights abuses? Just wait until your iPhone price goes up because of it and only the elite can afford luxury!
A noise goes off and EDMONDS abandons what he’s doing.
NOEL EDMONDS
Thank you, C.R. Thank you, Kiki!
EDMONDS sticks his tongue out and slurps
NOEL EDMONDS
Hmmm, Ice Cream so good!
BEAT
NOEL EDMONDS (CONT’D)
Now, back to where we were. We cannot let them do this because history doesn’t forget, that works both ways. The Feminazi journalist being ‘triggered’ when profiles on pornographic sites were made in her name and with her email address? She said that being called a Commie Slut was psychologically traumatizing but is that just the narrative the MSM want us to believe? She could have been ‘experimenting’ in College or whatever, if it wasn’t true then what’s the issue? She might be a Communist, THEY won’t tell you outright! Even her claims of Deepfakes being made of her, how can we trust her word? She just tells you what they want you to hear! Deepfakes aren’t that good, has no-one mentioned that ye-
The camera zooms down to see a mouse being clicked to mute the sound.
ZOOM OUT
INT. BLOBBY INDEPENDENT TRADERS HQ - DAY
The hand is pink and yellow.
It’s BLOBBY and he looks shell-shocked.
MR BLOBBY
BLOOOBBBBBYY!!!!!!!
A minion, not a yellow short thing from fiction, we’re based far more in reality, appears at his side.
MINION
Yes, boss?
MR BLOBBY
BLO-BL-OBY-BLOBBY!
The MINION passes the phone.
BLOBBY tries to call EDMONDS.
It rings out.
BLOBBY puts down the phone and unmutes the laptop.
NOEL EDMONDS
I’m willing to answer questions, I’ll take it to their turf. They can broadcast wherever they like and can cut and edit it as much as they like but you, the truthseekers, you know the truth. You’ll know and speak up to tell the world what we know, what they NEED TO KNOW! That you can’t silence the truth!
NOEL EDMONDS (CONT’D)
I will post where I will be next week, tell the MSM to send whoever they like. Tell them to film it for whoever they like. I’ll be there, I will take you down on your own turf like Oh Violent Night 3!
Another pause.
MR BLOBBY
BLOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
