Post by Dave D-Flipz on Mar 15, 2024 18:17:30 GMT -5
“DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED!!”
Phroooaggh: Is anyone else a bit worried about this situation?
Ovi: Are you possessing him again?
Phroooaggh: Noooo ……
Ian: Is there any eldritch entity, uh … controlling, um … him? Ha?
Phroooaggh: Not that my staff can detect …
Billy: Then maybe it’s just a phase. He has been going through some stress lately. Since birth, really.
Phroooaggh: If you say so … but these things rarely end well.
*We open inside the DEI garage, where Ovi, Ian, Phroooaggh, and Billy are sitting at the meeting table and discussing. Something has clearly bothered them. We do not have to wait long for an answer as Dr. Doofenshmirtz emerges from the secret elevator to his sanctum sanctimonious, and he is … DUN DUN DUN … the evil smart Doof look from the first major AMC story arc where he dabbled with eldritch horrors!*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: GENTLEMEN … and Billy.
Billy: Hey!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: We were recently robbed of our rightful golden jock strap. Now I know you may want to blame the Bowler Hat Brigade for … existing … but they are not the problem. In fact I have been using them to test out one of my two new inventions. Both versions of my YODEL-INATOR!
*He gestures to the console on his right, where a monitor shows a beam of energy from space (invisible to the naked eye) blasting into the bathroom window of the BHB house where they are staying in North Carolina*
DT: HOW DARE THEY MAKE ME TEAM UP WITH THAT FOX! ARGH IT MAKES NO SENSE I SHOULD-
*He is engulfed by the beam and begins incoherently yodeling. As seen in THIS RP but now we see what has influenced this event!*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Now that one is a very expensive -inator and I decided to only use it to embarrass people who annoy me, but not enough to make me DESTROY THEM! Hence bowler hat bumpkin.
Billy: Not gonna lie, this one I can get behind!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: WELL GOOD! Because I have figured out that the world is easily swayed by a nice voice. Look at this Clothing Maker Quick lady dating the nice Pigskin Guy.
Ian: Did we really need to avoid saying Tay-
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I WILL END YOU! … Off screen … NOW SHUT YOUR CHAOTIC YAP AND LISTEN TO YOUR BOSS, THE FUTURE RULER OF THE WORLD! Beginning with the Tri-State area but ESPECIALLY beginning with our “dear, innocent, caring, martri-car-ch!
Ovi: That may have been a stretch-
Billy: Yeah but at least we all understand it. Uh … What are you doing to memaw? She seems the type to hold a grudge. Can we really be sure it wasn’t HER who hired Pepe Morales to ruin Zoran’s life when he tried to go good?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: BAH! That is the LEAST of my concerns. Zoran was an inspiration to evil blokes everywhere! If she ruined his good guy schtick that would actually be a credit in her favor! But no. She clearly held our APPROVED modification against us. She has used it time and again to dole out parity in this race course. She has punished us for her most used quirk to avoid any real responsibility! We’ve inadvertently handed her the keys to ROB US of our many victories … of which that is every race. We all know that WE are the ones crossing the finish line first and NOBODY CAN DISPROVE IT! *aside to camera* Besides, what good is nepotism when it works AGAINST you…
Billy: What?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Huh?
*Hey it’s my job to break the fourth wall! I’m narrator guy, it’s like my only jo-*
*Doof clicks a button on the console and the narrator is forced back into the scene and only narrates actions. Doof smirks and laughs. He reaches behind him and puts on a hat, it’s a cowboy hat, a ten gallon cowboy hat.*
Ovi: A ten-gallon hat for a one liter head?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh you won’t be cracking wise in a minute you mustachioed menace! THIS yodel-inator will force Memaw to declare us the winners. AND get everyone in attendance to obey me! You see, it allows me to have a hypnotic singing voice that can influence minds! OBSERVE!
*Ignore the ending, the song is what’s happening, Perry isn’t here.*
Billy: It's so hypnotic! I … I feel the need to … listen to what you are saying!
Ovi: Gosh darn it Doof, why use this on us? You pay us! We would follow!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No, you made fun of me. NOW! YOU WILL NOT MAKE FUN OF DOOF!
Ian: Well that is silly. I can clearly say you are an ug—- ug— a dashing and handsome rogue who we adore! *he claps his hands over his mouth*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: YES YES it works … Now … while you prepare for the race … I will write a song … and after the race ends, I WILL UNLEASH IT ON MEMAW AND THE ENTIRE CAR COMMITTEE … and fans in attendance … if she doesn’t declare us the winner. Then they will all be bound to my will! BAHAHAHAHA!
Phroooaggh: … I told you all so…
*Fade*
1. What are your thoughts on the March Hair?
Billy: Wait … is it like Cousin It or like a bad wig? Bad wigs are a tragedy and should be destroyed.
Ovi: Maybe it’s a typo and it’s a giant rabbit. In which case, my anti-hedgehog robots should form a nice defense…
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: NO! IF IT IS A GIANT RABBIT WE WILL TAKE CONTROL AND USE IT IN MY SCHEMES! Take that Memaw!
2. Basket Ball: How many points can you shoot from?
Phroooaggh: Uh, none of you are athletically inclined … can you even dribble?
Ian: I can when drinking!
Billy: I can put easter eggs in a basket, does that count?
Ovi: I can dunk a cookie in milk.
3. How does your vehicle march?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: My Chemistruckinator marches only to the beat of its own drum! MY DRUM! Because it’s mine! And nobody else will tell it what to do!
4. How will your team respond to winning?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: EXCELLENT! The plan is working! It’s all coming together!
5. How will your team respond to not winning?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: YOU BLITHERING FOOLS! You ruined my plan with your … losing and your … whining … BACK TO THE LAB FOR A TONGUELASHING … AND MAYBE A REAL LASHING! When I finish with them you’ll all have NO eyelashes!
Phroooaggh: I already don’t … I don’t even have eyes-
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: THEN FOR YOU I WILL FORCE YOU TO GROW EYELASHES!!!!
Phroooaggh: Is anyone else a bit worried about this situation?
Ovi: Are you possessing him again?
Phroooaggh: Noooo ……
Ian: Is there any eldritch entity, uh … controlling, um … him? Ha?
Phroooaggh: Not that my staff can detect …
Billy: Then maybe it’s just a phase. He has been going through some stress lately. Since birth, really.
Phroooaggh: If you say so … but these things rarely end well.
*We open inside the DEI garage, where Ovi, Ian, Phroooaggh, and Billy are sitting at the meeting table and discussing. Something has clearly bothered them. We do not have to wait long for an answer as Dr. Doofenshmirtz emerges from the secret elevator to his sanctum sanctimonious, and he is … DUN DUN DUN … the evil smart Doof look from the first major AMC story arc where he dabbled with eldritch horrors!*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: GENTLEMEN … and Billy.
Billy: Hey!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: We were recently robbed of our rightful golden jock strap. Now I know you may want to blame the Bowler Hat Brigade for … existing … but they are not the problem. In fact I have been using them to test out one of my two new inventions. Both versions of my YODEL-INATOR!
*He gestures to the console on his right, where a monitor shows a beam of energy from space (invisible to the naked eye) blasting into the bathroom window of the BHB house where they are staying in North Carolina*
DT: HOW DARE THEY MAKE ME TEAM UP WITH THAT FOX! ARGH IT MAKES NO SENSE I SHOULD-
*He is engulfed by the beam and begins incoherently yodeling. As seen in THIS RP but now we see what has influenced this event!*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Now that one is a very expensive -inator and I decided to only use it to embarrass people who annoy me, but not enough to make me DESTROY THEM! Hence bowler hat bumpkin.
Billy: Not gonna lie, this one I can get behind!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: WELL GOOD! Because I have figured out that the world is easily swayed by a nice voice. Look at this Clothing Maker Quick lady dating the nice Pigskin Guy.
Ian: Did we really need to avoid saying Tay-
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I WILL END YOU! … Off screen … NOW SHUT YOUR CHAOTIC YAP AND LISTEN TO YOUR BOSS, THE FUTURE RULER OF THE WORLD! Beginning with the Tri-State area but ESPECIALLY beginning with our “dear, innocent, caring, martri-car-ch!
Ovi: That may have been a stretch-
Billy: Yeah but at least we all understand it. Uh … What are you doing to memaw? She seems the type to hold a grudge. Can we really be sure it wasn’t HER who hired Pepe Morales to ruin Zoran’s life when he tried to go good?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: BAH! That is the LEAST of my concerns. Zoran was an inspiration to evil blokes everywhere! If she ruined his good guy schtick that would actually be a credit in her favor! But no. She clearly held our APPROVED modification against us. She has used it time and again to dole out parity in this race course. She has punished us for her most used quirk to avoid any real responsibility! We’ve inadvertently handed her the keys to ROB US of our many victories … of which that is every race. We all know that WE are the ones crossing the finish line first and NOBODY CAN DISPROVE IT! *aside to camera* Besides, what good is nepotism when it works AGAINST you…
Billy: What?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Huh?
*Hey it’s my job to break the fourth wall! I’m narrator guy, it’s like my only jo-*
*Doof clicks a button on the console and the narrator is forced back into the scene and only narrates actions. Doof smirks and laughs. He reaches behind him and puts on a hat, it’s a cowboy hat, a ten gallon cowboy hat.*
Ovi: A ten-gallon hat for a one liter head?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh you won’t be cracking wise in a minute you mustachioed menace! THIS yodel-inator will force Memaw to declare us the winners. AND get everyone in attendance to obey me! You see, it allows me to have a hypnotic singing voice that can influence minds! OBSERVE!
*Ignore the ending, the song is what’s happening, Perry isn’t here.*
Billy: It's so hypnotic! I … I feel the need to … listen to what you are saying!
Ovi: Gosh darn it Doof, why use this on us? You pay us! We would follow!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No, you made fun of me. NOW! YOU WILL NOT MAKE FUN OF DOOF!
Ian: Well that is silly. I can clearly say you are an ug—- ug— a dashing and handsome rogue who we adore! *he claps his hands over his mouth*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: YES YES it works … Now … while you prepare for the race … I will write a song … and after the race ends, I WILL UNLEASH IT ON MEMAW AND THE ENTIRE CAR COMMITTEE … and fans in attendance … if she doesn’t declare us the winner. Then they will all be bound to my will! BAHAHAHAHA!
Phroooaggh: … I told you all so…
*Fade*
1. What are your thoughts on the March Hair?
Billy: Wait … is it like Cousin It or like a bad wig? Bad wigs are a tragedy and should be destroyed.
Ovi: Maybe it’s a typo and it’s a giant rabbit. In which case, my anti-hedgehog robots should form a nice defense…
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: NO! IF IT IS A GIANT RABBIT WE WILL TAKE CONTROL AND USE IT IN MY SCHEMES! Take that Memaw!
2. Basket Ball: How many points can you shoot from?
Phroooaggh: Uh, none of you are athletically inclined … can you even dribble?
Ian: I can when drinking!
Billy: I can put easter eggs in a basket, does that count?
Ovi: I can dunk a cookie in milk.
3. How does your vehicle march?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: My Chemistruckinator marches only to the beat of its own drum! MY DRUM! Because it’s mine! And nobody else will tell it what to do!
4. How will your team respond to winning?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: EXCELLENT! The plan is working! It’s all coming together!
5. How will your team respond to not winning?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: YOU BLITHERING FOOLS! You ruined my plan with your … losing and your … whining … BACK TO THE LAB FOR A TONGUELASHING … AND MAYBE A REAL LASHING! When I finish with them you’ll all have NO eyelashes!
Phroooaggh: I already don’t … I don’t even have eyes-
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: THEN FOR YOU I WILL FORCE YOU TO GROW EYELASHES!!!!
