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Post by Visit Neom on Mar 15, 2024 22:32:05 GMT -5
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Disney Names 7-Year-Old Tinto as Vice President of Reedy Creek Racing Team
Orlando, Florida - [March 15th, 2024] - Disney proudly announces the appointment of Tinto, a remarkable 7-year-old boy, as the new Vice President of Reedy Creek Racing. With an impressive track record that includes two Sippy Cup victories, a SWAT Springfield Championship and jumping from the top of the jungle gym without getting scared even once, Tinto brings a fresh perspective and undeniable love of Dunkaroos to the organization.
Expressing his confidence, boy wonder stated, "I am honored to serve my country as vice president. I've been racing since my childhood and plan to bring a lifetime of valuable experiences to the role. I know it won't be easy, but at least there is no way I could ever possibly do a worse job than Mr. Marty. I say that because he did a really bad job. Did you know he did a bad job? Mr. Marty was so bad he got fired from his sponsorship job and cried for days.'
Bob Iger, Disney CEO and current Executive Chairman, shared an anecdote about his encounter with Tinto that led to his appointment. "I had the pleasure of observing Tinto's remarkable composure firsthand during a visit to the Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith. Despite the adrenaline rush and urgency of getting the band to their concert on time, Tinto remained cool under pressure and told me about some sort of spider mastermind. What impressed me the most was his nonchalant demeanor. Most people get star struck, but not our man. It was like he had never even heard of Steven Tyler."
The Reedy Creek Racing team, fresh off of capturing their first Sippy Cup, other wise remained unchanged. George Lucas will continue to serve as team mechanic. Olivia Oldham will continue to disappoint her father.
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Post by mosler on Mar 16, 2024 18:37:58 GMT -5
This is a game changer.
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