Empty Chamber [Florida Man post-Massacre title demand]
Mar 26, 2024 14:03:21 GMT -5
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Post by flo on Mar 26, 2024 14:03:21 GMT -5
Backstage.
"Is Hunter alright?"
Good thing they didn't go those extra five minutes.
Finding a camera on him, your friendly neighbourhood drug dealer musters a smile. ....not that the mask provides him with any other options.
Florida Man:
Hell of a chamber. Normally behind bars, I is all about them early releases. Only an early release here didn't do my chances much good - but pinning TWO former WUK world champions? More than any other participant can briggity brag. That'll teach Watts to focus on the prize, and as for my boy, Hunter? I gots to go raid a cemetery to rush some flowers over to the hospital.
The gator starts to leave, only to spin back on his heel.
Florida Man:
Sorry to let Dublin down, I'll do better by my Irish peeps next time. MEAN TIME, I see we has got Melbourne coming up - and low and behold, the mighty Oblivion Death Squad has finally stopped ducking the Mafia. Only its not for the titles? FUCK THAT. I get it. The Glucks just won a tournament, they are next in line? Good for them! They can take on the winners of Epcot ODS. If WUK actually cares about that tournament, or the tag scene, they'll make the Glucks shot a MAIN EVENT. ....Speaking of the tournament, did ODS lose? Nah, they got quad teamed out of it. Problem is, along wit their XHF tag title win, it all makes the ODS look BIGGER than the tag division. ...they aren't. So hopefully Wormwood or Blood updates the line-up to reflect it, but know that as far as the EPCOT MAFIA is concerned, at MELBOURNE our BELTS are on the line... so EPCOT MAFIA versus OBLIVION DEATH SQUAD for the TAG TITLES.
OoooooH, and BOYZ... I was just in a match with SIX other people, inside MULTIPLE cages, and STILL got jumped by a fucking non-participant. WUK is getting a BAD reputation for having shit security. WAAAAAAY TOO MANY RUN-INS. So I see the tag DREAM that is Epcot versus ODS, and immediately think Dreienhalb is gonna fuck it up. All the fans are expecting it too. Telegraphed worse than a Mark Henry closeline. FUCK THAT. I aint asking for an overly elaborate gimmicked cage to keep outsiders OUT, as much as Marty is horny for cages, but I do challenge WUK management to tighten security to the point where...
Moloch. Mormo. Marty. Man.
...The four heavenly M words - can do their thang unmolested.
It's kind of a big deal.
Thank you and good night.
With that, Florida Man stomps off to steal a bouquet off a grave.... you know, to wish Hunter better.
Top Face!
"Is Hunter alright?"
Good thing they didn't go those extra five minutes.
Finding a camera on him, your friendly neighbourhood drug dealer musters a smile. ....not that the mask provides him with any other options.
Florida Man:
Hell of a chamber. Normally behind bars, I is all about them early releases. Only an early release here didn't do my chances much good - but pinning TWO former WUK world champions? More than any other participant can briggity brag. That'll teach Watts to focus on the prize, and as for my boy, Hunter? I gots to go raid a cemetery to rush some flowers over to the hospital.
The gator starts to leave, only to spin back on his heel.
Florida Man:
Sorry to let Dublin down, I'll do better by my Irish peeps next time. MEAN TIME, I see we has got Melbourne coming up - and low and behold, the mighty Oblivion Death Squad has finally stopped ducking the Mafia. Only its not for the titles? FUCK THAT. I get it. The Glucks just won a tournament, they are next in line? Good for them! They can take on the winners of Epcot ODS. If WUK actually cares about that tournament, or the tag scene, they'll make the Glucks shot a MAIN EVENT. ....Speaking of the tournament, did ODS lose? Nah, they got quad teamed out of it. Problem is, along wit their XHF tag title win, it all makes the ODS look BIGGER than the tag division. ...they aren't. So hopefully Wormwood or Blood updates the line-up to reflect it, but know that as far as the EPCOT MAFIA is concerned, at MELBOURNE our BELTS are on the line... so EPCOT MAFIA versus OBLIVION DEATH SQUAD for the TAG TITLES.
OoooooH, and BOYZ... I was just in a match with SIX other people, inside MULTIPLE cages, and STILL got jumped by a fucking non-participant. WUK is getting a BAD reputation for having shit security. WAAAAAAY TOO MANY RUN-INS. So I see the tag DREAM that is Epcot versus ODS, and immediately think Dreienhalb is gonna fuck it up. All the fans are expecting it too. Telegraphed worse than a Mark Henry closeline. FUCK THAT. I aint asking for an overly elaborate gimmicked cage to keep outsiders OUT, as much as Marty is horny for cages, but I do challenge WUK management to tighten security to the point where...
Moloch. Mormo. Marty. Man.
...The four heavenly M words - can do their thang unmolested.
It's kind of a big deal.
Thank you and good night.
With that, Florida Man stomps off to steal a bouquet off a grave.... you know, to wish Hunter better.
Top Face!