Post by "The High Roller" Wesley Crane on Apr 2, 2024 9:42:11 GMT -5
The Two Kingdoms Championship (or as Wesley calls her, Candi) sits inside a secured clear case, locked up, and sitting on the stand next to the bed.
Katie Moss: “Wow!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane has his cocky grin on his face. Katie rolls off of Wesley and lays on the bed next to Wesley. She’s covered up with a white sheet. Wesley’s lower half is covered as well, but his chiseled chest is seen.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “That was pretty amazing.”
Katie Moss: “I agree, but did “Candi” really need to sit there and watch?””
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m not trusting her with anyone else.”
Katie Moss: “But she’s just a championship.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Just a championship? Easy with all that blasphemy.”
Katie playfully slaps Wesley’s chest.
Katie Moss: “I’m worried about you Wesley.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Why?”
Katie Moss: “Well, you didn’t win back Naomi (the WUK World Championship) at Elimination Chamber. You lost to Kasper Van Zant. Now you’ve got a Two Kingdom’s Championship Match against Gavin Drake and Psychotic Goth.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m not worried, they need to beat me, not the other way around.”
Katie Moss: “Not really. If Goth pins Gavin, he’ll win the Two Kingdoms Championship and there won’t be a single thing you can do about it.”
Wesley doesn’t say anything. He sits up and looks at Katie.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Well fuck!”
Katie Moss: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you. I just want you to realize how serious this match is.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Not to sound inconsiderate or rude, but Wesley Crane hasn’t gotten as far as he has by not realizing how serious each match is. Some matches I’m not as worried about as others, but there are some matches that Wesley Crane takes very serious, and this match for my Candi (Two Kingdoms Championship) is one of them.”
Katie Moss: “I know you don’t mind getting extreme in your matches, but Goth is something completely different. He gets off on hurting others in the most extreme ways possible. Doesn’t that concern you, Wesley?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’ll die for this.”
Wesley reaches over and unlocks the clear security box that the Two Kingdoms Championship sits in. He pulls it out and places it on his lap.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “My sweet Candi. No one will take you away from me. No one. Just like I’m known as the greatest WUK World Champion of all time, I will be known as the greatest Two Kingdoms Champion as well. Facts!”
Suddenly, Wesley’s phone rings to the ringtone of “Because I Got High” by Afroman. At the same time, Wesley and Katie speak up.
Wesley and Katie: “Nicholas.”
Wesley taps the screen to answer the call.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Hey, Nic, what’s up?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “You up?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane looks over at the clock on the wall.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Dude, it’s 4 O’clock in the afternoon. Of course I’m up.”
There is a pause on the phone. Finally, Nicholas speaks up.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “So you’re awake?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Yeah, I’m awake. What can I do for you?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Wanna hang out? Maybe get high and watch some old Wesley Crane wrestling videos?”
Wesley looks like he’s thinking it over. Katie slaps him on his shoulder.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Where’s your brother?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “He’s training for his match against Cheez. He’s pretty serious about a singles run. He wants to prove that he can do it.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I know he is. He has the 100% support from the High Roller and the High Rollers Club. If he wants to succeed as a singles wrestler, we will support his dream. What about you though?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “What about me?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What do you want to do? You going to attempt a singles career?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Nah, I’m team Rage and Cage until I die.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “So what do you want then?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Well, I’m going to be filming a couple commercials. I have a try out for a small role in the new Beetlejuice flick. Other than that, I’m just smoking pot, watching cartoons and hooking up with as many Casino hotties as I can.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Attah boy!”
Katie slaps Wesley on the shoulder again.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, I need to focus on my match against Goth and Drake. I’ll call you later and we can smoke a joint or something.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “That sounds good to me. I’ll talk to you in a little while.”
Wesley taps his screen a couple of times to hang up the phone. Once he’s turned it off, he tosses it on the bed and looks at Candi.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Don’t you worry baby, I’ll keep you safe.”
Katie Moss: “Can we finish our conversation about your match?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What do you want me to say? Drake can be vicious. He’s tough. He won’t go down without a fight. Goth is Goth. He’s deadly… but I’ve beaten Goth in the first Elimination Chamber and I’ll beat him again. After I’ve beaten him and Drake, I can go back to focusing on Watts’s punk ass.”
Katie Moss: “You’re a targeted man. From what I hear, Kasper is saying she’s not done with you either.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Whenever she wants a one on one match against Wesley Crane, she can ask for it. I’m not a hard guy to find. I mean that for anyone. Drake, Goth, Watts and Kasper can all step up if they’re feeling lucky. The fact is, their fate will be the same. They’ll lose. I know they’re all tough in their own ways, but nobody is on the same level as the main event superstar, Wesley fucking Crane!”
With that said, Wesley leans over and kisses Katie as the camera fades out.
Katie Moss: “Wow!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane has his cocky grin on his face. Katie rolls off of Wesley and lays on the bed next to Wesley. She’s covered up with a white sheet. Wesley’s lower half is covered as well, but his chiseled chest is seen.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “That was pretty amazing.”
Katie Moss: “I agree, but did “Candi” really need to sit there and watch?””
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m not trusting her with anyone else.”
Katie Moss: “But she’s just a championship.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Just a championship? Easy with all that blasphemy.”
Katie playfully slaps Wesley’s chest.
Katie Moss: “I’m worried about you Wesley.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Why?”
Katie Moss: “Well, you didn’t win back Naomi (the WUK World Championship) at Elimination Chamber. You lost to Kasper Van Zant. Now you’ve got a Two Kingdom’s Championship Match against Gavin Drake and Psychotic Goth.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m not worried, they need to beat me, not the other way around.”
Katie Moss: “Not really. If Goth pins Gavin, he’ll win the Two Kingdoms Championship and there won’t be a single thing you can do about it.”
Wesley doesn’t say anything. He sits up and looks at Katie.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Well fuck!”
Katie Moss: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you. I just want you to realize how serious this match is.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Not to sound inconsiderate or rude, but Wesley Crane hasn’t gotten as far as he has by not realizing how serious each match is. Some matches I’m not as worried about as others, but there are some matches that Wesley Crane takes very serious, and this match for my Candi (Two Kingdoms Championship) is one of them.”
Katie Moss: “I know you don’t mind getting extreme in your matches, but Goth is something completely different. He gets off on hurting others in the most extreme ways possible. Doesn’t that concern you, Wesley?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’ll die for this.”
Wesley reaches over and unlocks the clear security box that the Two Kingdoms Championship sits in. He pulls it out and places it on his lap.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “My sweet Candi. No one will take you away from me. No one. Just like I’m known as the greatest WUK World Champion of all time, I will be known as the greatest Two Kingdoms Champion as well. Facts!”
Suddenly, Wesley’s phone rings to the ringtone of “Because I Got High” by Afroman. At the same time, Wesley and Katie speak up.
Wesley and Katie: “Nicholas.”
Wesley taps the screen to answer the call.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Hey, Nic, what’s up?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “You up?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane looks over at the clock on the wall.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Dude, it’s 4 O’clock in the afternoon. Of course I’m up.”
There is a pause on the phone. Finally, Nicholas speaks up.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “So you’re awake?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Yeah, I’m awake. What can I do for you?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Wanna hang out? Maybe get high and watch some old Wesley Crane wrestling videos?”
Wesley looks like he’s thinking it over. Katie slaps him on his shoulder.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Where’s your brother?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “He’s training for his match against Cheez. He’s pretty serious about a singles run. He wants to prove that he can do it.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I know he is. He has the 100% support from the High Roller and the High Rollers Club. If he wants to succeed as a singles wrestler, we will support his dream. What about you though?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “What about me?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What do you want to do? You going to attempt a singles career?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Nah, I’m team Rage and Cage until I die.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “So what do you want then?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Well, I’m going to be filming a couple commercials. I have a try out for a small role in the new Beetlejuice flick. Other than that, I’m just smoking pot, watching cartoons and hooking up with as many Casino hotties as I can.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Attah boy!”
Katie slaps Wesley on the shoulder again.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, I need to focus on my match against Goth and Drake. I’ll call you later and we can smoke a joint or something.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “That sounds good to me. I’ll talk to you in a little while.”
Wesley taps his screen a couple of times to hang up the phone. Once he’s turned it off, he tosses it on the bed and looks at Candi.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Don’t you worry baby, I’ll keep you safe.”
Katie Moss: “Can we finish our conversation about your match?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What do you want me to say? Drake can be vicious. He’s tough. He won’t go down without a fight. Goth is Goth. He’s deadly… but I’ve beaten Goth in the first Elimination Chamber and I’ll beat him again. After I’ve beaten him and Drake, I can go back to focusing on Watts’s punk ass.”
Katie Moss: “You’re a targeted man. From what I hear, Kasper is saying she’s not done with you either.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Whenever she wants a one on one match against Wesley Crane, she can ask for it. I’m not a hard guy to find. I mean that for anyone. Drake, Goth, Watts and Kasper can all step up if they’re feeling lucky. The fact is, their fate will be the same. They’ll lose. I know they’re all tough in their own ways, but nobody is on the same level as the main event superstar, Wesley fucking Crane!”
With that said, Wesley leans over and kisses Katie as the camera fades out.
