Post by Dave D-Flipz on Apr 12, 2024 22:53:21 GMT -5
Dr. Chaos: Listen up freeloader! It is time you earned your keep!
Funaki: Excuse me princess! I have been doing all the P.R. for this team for months now! Do you know how hard it is to keep the fans convinces we’re the good guys with the other two acting like they are? I’ve never seen DT like this.
Dr. Chaos: Well they have a lot on their plate so it’s time to step it up!
Funaki: … Like drive the corvette? DT would kill me but … it’s such a cool car…
Dr. Chaos: So you’ll help?
*We see Funaki in the living room of the house in North Carolina where the Bowler Hat Brigade has been holed up for a year now. He is stroking his chin. Standing in front of him and blocking the TV is Dr. Chaos, the manager of the Bowler Hat Brigade racing team, and of the greatest XHF Tag Team Champions ever, Top of the Class. On the TV, Funaki is trying to watch X-Men ’97 …*
Funaki: What the hell. Funaki IS NUMBA ONE after all!
*He holds one finger in the air as Chaos facepalms and shakes her head*
Sarah: POODLE!
*Sarah comes running into the room and hands Funaki a French Standard Poodle furry outfit, complete with frilly tutu, pompom tail and ear haircut, and all the bells and whistles.*
Funaki: … … Say what?
Sarah: … Funaki …. Poodle …
*She points at him and thinks.*
Funaki: Why … why is she giving me her pajamas?
Dr. Chaos: PFFFFT oh silly goose, my daughter doesn’t wear poodle pajamas to bed. … She’s into Avatar the Last Airbender now.
*Sarah hits Funaki in the face with a rock.*
Funaki: OW!
Dr. Chaos: Earth Bending. Now get in the costume.
Funaki: MEEE??? WHY!? WHAT!? NO! How am I going to drive in this?
Dr. Chaos: PFFFT AS IF DT WOULD LET YOU IN THE CORVETTE! No this race is on foot and it’s a rabbit chase like the old dog races! But greyhounds are passé. So you get to join the race and win us a golden jock strap in this much more appealing costume!
Sarah: FUUDLE!!!!!!
*They both laugh at him as a tear forms in his eye.*
Funaki: Funaki better win or else he’s going to look for a job at some other company.
Funaki: Excuse me princess! I have been doing all the P.R. for this team for months now! Do you know how hard it is to keep the fans convinces we’re the good guys with the other two acting like they are? I’ve never seen DT like this.
Dr. Chaos: Well they have a lot on their plate so it’s time to step it up!
Funaki: … Like drive the corvette? DT would kill me but … it’s such a cool car…
Dr. Chaos: So you’ll help?
*We see Funaki in the living room of the house in North Carolina where the Bowler Hat Brigade has been holed up for a year now. He is stroking his chin. Standing in front of him and blocking the TV is Dr. Chaos, the manager of the Bowler Hat Brigade racing team, and of the greatest XHF Tag Team Champions ever, Top of the Class. On the TV, Funaki is trying to watch X-Men ’97 …*
Funaki: What the hell. Funaki IS NUMBA ONE after all!
*He holds one finger in the air as Chaos facepalms and shakes her head*
Sarah: POODLE!
*Sarah comes running into the room and hands Funaki a French Standard Poodle furry outfit, complete with frilly tutu, pompom tail and ear haircut, and all the bells and whistles.*
Funaki: … … Say what?
Sarah: … Funaki …. Poodle …
*She points at him and thinks.*
Funaki: Why … why is she giving me her pajamas?
Dr. Chaos: PFFFFT oh silly goose, my daughter doesn’t wear poodle pajamas to bed. … She’s into Avatar the Last Airbender now.
*Sarah hits Funaki in the face with a rock.*
Funaki: OW!
Dr. Chaos: Earth Bending. Now get in the costume.
Funaki: MEEE??? WHY!? WHAT!? NO! How am I going to drive in this?
Dr. Chaos: PFFFT AS IF DT WOULD LET YOU IN THE CORVETTE! No this race is on foot and it’s a rabbit chase like the old dog races! But greyhounds are passé. So you get to join the race and win us a golden jock strap in this much more appealing costume!
Sarah: FUUDLE!!!!!!
*They both laugh at him as a tear forms in his eye.*
Funaki: Funaki better win or else he’s going to look for a job at some other company.