A Lack Of Soul Ending Terror -Tag Team Beahrly
Apr 16, 2024 18:53:13 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Dave D-Flipz, and 2 more like this
Post by h2f on Apr 16, 2024 18:53:13 GMT -5
Author's note: this is from Brittney’s point of view. No photos of BDSM Teddy bears here, sorry.
I feel… not ‘happy’… what is this?
Memaw: I’m so glad Brittney’s new drugs allow her to be in the car without fear.
That’s it. A lack of soul ending terror. Here I sit. In a moving car. Going Memaw-only-knows how fast.. and I’m here. Just here.
Uncle: I’m a little worried with how soft sounding she is back there. This isn’t like her.
Am I a different person? Is this what that Beer Man meant by eating things that change you? This should freak me out. Why don’t I feel freaked out?
Memaw: Drugs don’t change you permanently.
Oh! That’s good news!
Uncle: I’m pretty sure it depends on the drug.
Oh? I should be more concerned about this. Instead I’m... I'm...
Memaw: These aren’t those kinds of drugs. Well. Not like how she’s taking them.
Oh. How am I taking them? I ate them. Do people take them in… Why? I feel my arms but they tingle. But they aren’t asleep. They tingle like they will be asleep. It’s like when you're trying to fall asleep but there’s a light on and you can’t sleep with the light on… Am I becoming a different person? Did Beer Man tingle? Maybe I can ask him later…
Uncle: You could’ve had her ride with Abby in the big truck behind us.
Poor Abby. She had to drive the big rig full of Memaw's effects all by herself while I’m sandwiched between Forest and her boyfriend.
Memaw: She wants to chase something. She can chase me. In MY car. Driving MY Tiger Beetle is a privilege not a right. Maybe Brittney will do it next.
And be high off my butt? Or screaming down the race track?
Memaw: Screaming down the race track is a good strategy.
Did I say that out loud?
Uncle: I thought we were ignoring the stream of consciousness.
Memaw: Only when it’s convenient. She’s high off her butt and may not know when she’s trying to communicate. Or remember later.
Wait. Do they call it high because the tingles feel like floating? This is not what I thought floating would feel like... What would happen if Beer Man ate a cloud?
Uncle: I still can’t believe you’ve roped BOTH of them into this.
What if he ran through mist with his mouth open?
Memaw: It’s a glorified food fight.
Wait. What will happen to Beer Man at the food fight? What if he eats a wiener?
Memaw: I don’t know but I’m being paid to find out.
Wait. Are you getting paid for this?