Psychotic Goth's Ladder
Apr 26, 2024 19:58:54 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer and Kasper Van Slam like this
Post by edwarddubin0604 on Apr 26, 2024 19:58:54 GMT -5
(Psychotic Goth is working in the basement working on what looks like a ladder the room as usual is hot and he is sweating but as usual he doesn't mind the heat and humidity his clothes and hair are matted to his body and face.)
Psychotic Goth: "In a matter of days there shall be a Four Way Ladder Match between myself, Takara Matsui, Lord Dominicus and Kasper Van Zant for the Wrestle: UK Heavyweight Championship."
(He pauses as he continues to assemble the ladder.)
Psychotic Goth: "How appropriate that it's a Four Way Ladder Match. So I'm designing a ladder of my own for this match and I shall present it personally in this championship match to everyone involved in this war for the championship."
(Psychotic Goth roars in an ancient dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Who shall I start with. I shall start with the unexpected entrant Lord Dominicus. Imagine trying to conquer the world, but nobody takes you seriously even though you were the longest reigning Cruiserweight Champion in XHF history. I can respect that Lord Dominicus since you accomplished that all your own without any help."
(He continues to assemble the ladder.)
Psychotic Goth: "You are quite worthy to try for the championship even though you entered yourself into this match at the last show. That was quite a surprise to the rest of us but you might as well surprise people in order to make sure the match is interesting."
(Psychotic Goth laughs evilly.)
Psychotic Goth: "Things shall be interesting when this match begins when the bell rings. I cannot wait when this match begins when the bell rings and rings to end the match when the winner is on top of the ladder holding the championship in their hand."
(He roars like a berserker.)
Psychotic Goth: "Then there is you Takara Matsui. Your kicks are devastating and you seem to be Kasper Van Zant's most relentless rival and toughest rival to defeat. Imagine for your efforts was defeat after defeat with the exception of being counted out."
(Psychotic Goth mutters in an ancient dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "You are always close to the championship but you continue to come up short each and every time you and Kasper meet. Will you be able to do it this time Red Slayer. Shall you break through this time Takaru and shall you be able to climb the ladder to success. Will the albatross be lifted from your back or will it continue to be around your neck."
(He roars in an ancient dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Then again the weight of the world is on your shoulders Takaru just like Atlas holds the weight of the world on his shoulders. We shall see if you and all the rest of us shall hoist the ladder up and see who climbs it and holds it in his or hers hands in victory."
(Psychotic Goth lifts the ladder up and he sets it up.)
Psychotic Goth: "Kasper Van Zant you are quite a worthy champion and your battles with Takaru Matsui are instant classics and the brutality you brought to each and every match are a Match of the Year candidate. The way you put Wesley Crane in his place earned everyone's respect including mine and you always proved your worthiness. The way you proved yourself against your own family was quite admirable as well. Can you climb the ladder to retain your championship is to be seen. We shall see in this Four Way Ladder Match."
(He smiles and caresses the ladder lovingly.)
Psychotic Goth: "Then there is me, 'The King of the Goths,' and the 'Dragon of Wrestle: UK' who seems to be forgotten. 'The Psychotic One' is going to be the one who shall be climbing the ladder but as usual I shall always gift everyone with my gift. How appropriate I shall be personally designing this special ladder to use on all involved. Imagine climbing this work of art to grab the greatest XHF prize evert and that's the Wrestle: UK World Heavyweight Championship."
(Psychotic Goth lowers his head and raises his arms before flinging his head back revealing his pale handsome goth like looks.)
Psychotic Goth: "Time is winding down as all four of us shall try to climb the ladder to gain this great prize known as The Wrestle: UK World Heavyweight Champion. I shall be more than happy to include this gift into the match. I shall be more than happy to use my very own ladder to not just scale to the top but also climb the ladder to become The Wrestle: UK World Heavyweight Champion. That isn't just words. It's going to be my vow to keep. Thus I have spoken and thus I shall make my vow come true."
(He takes his ladder and leaves as the scene slowly fades to black.)
Psychotic Goth: "In a matter of days there shall be a Four Way Ladder Match between myself, Takara Matsui, Lord Dominicus and Kasper Van Zant for the Wrestle: UK Heavyweight Championship."
(He pauses as he continues to assemble the ladder.)
Psychotic Goth: "How appropriate that it's a Four Way Ladder Match. So I'm designing a ladder of my own for this match and I shall present it personally in this championship match to everyone involved in this war for the championship."
(Psychotic Goth roars in an ancient dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Who shall I start with. I shall start with the unexpected entrant Lord Dominicus. Imagine trying to conquer the world, but nobody takes you seriously even though you were the longest reigning Cruiserweight Champion in XHF history. I can respect that Lord Dominicus since you accomplished that all your own without any help."
(He continues to assemble the ladder.)
Psychotic Goth: "You are quite worthy to try for the championship even though you entered yourself into this match at the last show. That was quite a surprise to the rest of us but you might as well surprise people in order to make sure the match is interesting."
(Psychotic Goth laughs evilly.)
Psychotic Goth: "Things shall be interesting when this match begins when the bell rings. I cannot wait when this match begins when the bell rings and rings to end the match when the winner is on top of the ladder holding the championship in their hand."
(He roars like a berserker.)
Psychotic Goth: "Then there is you Takara Matsui. Your kicks are devastating and you seem to be Kasper Van Zant's most relentless rival and toughest rival to defeat. Imagine for your efforts was defeat after defeat with the exception of being counted out."
(Psychotic Goth mutters in an ancient dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "You are always close to the championship but you continue to come up short each and every time you and Kasper meet. Will you be able to do it this time Red Slayer. Shall you break through this time Takaru and shall you be able to climb the ladder to success. Will the albatross be lifted from your back or will it continue to be around your neck."
(He roars in an ancient dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Then again the weight of the world is on your shoulders Takaru just like Atlas holds the weight of the world on his shoulders. We shall see if you and all the rest of us shall hoist the ladder up and see who climbs it and holds it in his or hers hands in victory."
(Psychotic Goth lifts the ladder up and he sets it up.)
Psychotic Goth: "Kasper Van Zant you are quite a worthy champion and your battles with Takaru Matsui are instant classics and the brutality you brought to each and every match are a Match of the Year candidate. The way you put Wesley Crane in his place earned everyone's respect including mine and you always proved your worthiness. The way you proved yourself against your own family was quite admirable as well. Can you climb the ladder to retain your championship is to be seen. We shall see in this Four Way Ladder Match."
(He smiles and caresses the ladder lovingly.)
Psychotic Goth: "Then there is me, 'The King of the Goths,' and the 'Dragon of Wrestle: UK' who seems to be forgotten. 'The Psychotic One' is going to be the one who shall be climbing the ladder but as usual I shall always gift everyone with my gift. How appropriate I shall be personally designing this special ladder to use on all involved. Imagine climbing this work of art to grab the greatest XHF prize evert and that's the Wrestle: UK World Heavyweight Championship."
(Psychotic Goth lowers his head and raises his arms before flinging his head back revealing his pale handsome goth like looks.)
Psychotic Goth: "Time is winding down as all four of us shall try to climb the ladder to gain this great prize known as The Wrestle: UK World Heavyweight Champion. I shall be more than happy to include this gift into the match. I shall be more than happy to use my very own ladder to not just scale to the top but also climb the ladder to become The Wrestle: UK World Heavyweight Champion. That isn't just words. It's going to be my vow to keep. Thus I have spoken and thus I shall make my vow come true."
(He takes his ladder and leaves as the scene slowly fades to black.)