Post by The Dunne Deal on Jun 17, 2024 3:01:19 GMT -5
The screen fades in, revealing a dimly lit arcade. Nostalgic video game music fills the air as the camera stops at a large screen displaying pixelated Cheez and Dunne. The real-life duo steps into the frame, backs to the camera.
Cheez spins around with a retro headset and grin. "Hey, gaming geeks and wrestling freaks! It’s your boy Cheez, and this here is my powerhouse pal, Wellington Dunne! Together, we’re the Tilted Cartridges!"
Dunne smirks. "We're the new game in town, here to reset the high score." Cheez hops onto Dunne's shoulders. "We’re like an unbeatable co-op team. I bring the speed, the fun... the cheat codes! And Dunne here, he’s got the power, the experience, the muscle... the boss battle brawn!"
Dunne flexes, nodding at Cheez. "Together, we’ve conquered every level, every challenge. We've faced the toughest bosses and we’ve come out on top. With style, with finesse, with old-school gaming flair."
Cheez continues, "When we step into that ring, it's not just a match. It's a whole new game. We give the fans what they want – high-flying moves, bone-crunching slams, and heart!" Dunne nods. "Our finishing move, the 'New Game+,' is the ultimate game changer. I set 'em up with the Electric Chair Facebuster, and Cheez finishes 'em off with the Codebreaker. Game over for anyone in our way."
Cheez tosses a Nintendo Power magazine to the camera. "Our entrance? We’re coming at you, sitting high and mighty, tossing out swag. We're here to win titles, to win hearts." Dunne adds, "So whether you’re a button-mashing newbie or a seasoned pro, remember this: When you see the Tilted Cartridges in the ring, you’re in for one hell of a ride."
Cheez grins. "Get ready to hit 'continue,' because we’re just getting started. Game on!" The screen glitches, showing a "Level Complete" screen with Cheez and Dunne striking a victory pose. Dunne steps forward, intensely into the camera.
"There’s a new challenge on our radar. Kasper Van Zant and Lady EVIL!. Kasper, the Bayou Princess, the powerhouse from Cedar Swamp. We see you, Kasper. We see the fire in your eyes, the determination in your heart. You're tough, you're strong, and you've got the spirit of a champion."
Cheez steps forward, nodding. "Kasper, you’ve clawed your way out of your family's shadows, breaking free from expectations. We respect that. But in the world of Tilted Cartridges, respect doesn’t mean we go easy on you." Dunne adds, "And then there’s Lady EVIL!, the enigma from the Vantablack Zone. You bring a whole new level of chaos to the ring."
Cheez continues, "You might have the power of darkness, but we’ve got something stronger – the power of the crowd. Every cheer fuels us, drives us, and makes us unstoppable. We're here to light up the ring, and no shadow can dim our glow." Dunne adds, "You’ve got your moves. Impressive, sure, but we’ve got the New Game+, the Scottish Face Breaker, the Morph Ball Bomb."
Cheez adds, "We know you two are bringing your A-game, but so are we. We’ve been training, strategizing, and leveling up for this moment. Every match, every win, every loss has prepared us for this showdown. We’re not just stepping into the ring to compete; we’re stepping in to win."
Dunne continues, "Kasper, you want out from under your father's thumb? You want to lead the Van Zants to greater heights? That's admirable. And Lady EVIL!, you want to prove your worth to Lord Dominicus? That’s your dark mission. But to achieve your goals, you have to go through us."
Cheez adds, "So bring your best, Kasper and Lady EVIL!. Bring the power, bring the fire, bring the chaos. Because when we clash at Wrestle: UK's Legacy 26: High Noon in Texas, it's going to be an epic battle. And whether you win or lose, you’ll earn our respect."
Dunne continues, "But make no mistake. We're here to win. We're here to show the world that the Tilted Cartridges are unbeatable, unstoppable, and undeniable. Game on, Kasper and Lady EVIL!. Game on."
Cheez adds, "You know, Dunne, there’s something special about this match. It's not just another fight. It's a chance to show that no matter where you come from, everyone can find common ground in the ring." Dunne agrees, "This match is a testament to the diversity and unity of wrestling. Different backgrounds, different styles, but one goal – to be the best."
Cheez continues, "Kasper, Lady EVIL!, we know you’ve got heart. We’ve seen your dedication, your determination. But heart alone won’t win this match. You need to outthink us, outmaneuver us, outlast us." Dunne adds, "We’re not just fighting for ourselves. We’re fighting for every fan who believes in us, for every gamer who sees us as hope, for every underdog who dreams of rising to the top."
Cheez concludes, "So get ready, Kasper and Lady EVIL!. Get ready for a match that will go down in history. Get ready to face the Tilted Cartridges at their best. Because when that bell rings, it’s an epic saga, a clash of titans, a battle of legends." Dunne adds, "Wrestle: UK's Legacy 26: High Noon in Texas will be the stage. The American Airlines Arena will be the battlefield. And the world will be watching."
Cheez adds, "We’ve got our power-ups, our secret moves, and our unbeatable combo. We’re ready to take on any challenge, any opponent, any obstacle. Kasper and Lady EVIL!, we’re ready for you. Are you ready for us?"
Dunne concludes, "Game on, Kasper. Game on, Lady EVIL!. Let’s make this a match to remember. Let’s make history. Tilted Cartridges, out." The screen flickers, showing the Tilted Cartridges logo with "Challenge Accepted" emblazoned across it. The camera fades out to the sound of an 8-bit victory tune.
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Cheez spins around with a retro headset and grin. "Hey, gaming geeks and wrestling freaks! It’s your boy Cheez, and this here is my powerhouse pal, Wellington Dunne! Together, we’re the Tilted Cartridges!"
Dunne smirks. "We're the new game in town, here to reset the high score." Cheez hops onto Dunne's shoulders. "We’re like an unbeatable co-op team. I bring the speed, the fun... the cheat codes! And Dunne here, he’s got the power, the experience, the muscle... the boss battle brawn!"
Dunne flexes, nodding at Cheez. "Together, we’ve conquered every level, every challenge. We've faced the toughest bosses and we’ve come out on top. With style, with finesse, with old-school gaming flair."
Cheez continues, "When we step into that ring, it's not just a match. It's a whole new game. We give the fans what they want – high-flying moves, bone-crunching slams, and heart!" Dunne nods. "Our finishing move, the 'New Game+,' is the ultimate game changer. I set 'em up with the Electric Chair Facebuster, and Cheez finishes 'em off with the Codebreaker. Game over for anyone in our way."
Cheez tosses a Nintendo Power magazine to the camera. "Our entrance? We’re coming at you, sitting high and mighty, tossing out swag. We're here to win titles, to win hearts." Dunne adds, "So whether you’re a button-mashing newbie or a seasoned pro, remember this: When you see the Tilted Cartridges in the ring, you’re in for one hell of a ride."
Cheez grins. "Get ready to hit 'continue,' because we’re just getting started. Game on!" The screen glitches, showing a "Level Complete" screen with Cheez and Dunne striking a victory pose. Dunne steps forward, intensely into the camera.
"There’s a new challenge on our radar. Kasper Van Zant and Lady EVIL!. Kasper, the Bayou Princess, the powerhouse from Cedar Swamp. We see you, Kasper. We see the fire in your eyes, the determination in your heart. You're tough, you're strong, and you've got the spirit of a champion."
Cheez steps forward, nodding. "Kasper, you’ve clawed your way out of your family's shadows, breaking free from expectations. We respect that. But in the world of Tilted Cartridges, respect doesn’t mean we go easy on you." Dunne adds, "And then there’s Lady EVIL!, the enigma from the Vantablack Zone. You bring a whole new level of chaos to the ring."
Cheez continues, "You might have the power of darkness, but we’ve got something stronger – the power of the crowd. Every cheer fuels us, drives us, and makes us unstoppable. We're here to light up the ring, and no shadow can dim our glow." Dunne adds, "You’ve got your moves. Impressive, sure, but we’ve got the New Game+, the Scottish Face Breaker, the Morph Ball Bomb."
Cheez adds, "We know you two are bringing your A-game, but so are we. We’ve been training, strategizing, and leveling up for this moment. Every match, every win, every loss has prepared us for this showdown. We’re not just stepping into the ring to compete; we’re stepping in to win."
Dunne continues, "Kasper, you want out from under your father's thumb? You want to lead the Van Zants to greater heights? That's admirable. And Lady EVIL!, you want to prove your worth to Lord Dominicus? That’s your dark mission. But to achieve your goals, you have to go through us."
Cheez adds, "So bring your best, Kasper and Lady EVIL!. Bring the power, bring the fire, bring the chaos. Because when we clash at Wrestle: UK's Legacy 26: High Noon in Texas, it's going to be an epic battle. And whether you win or lose, you’ll earn our respect."
Dunne continues, "But make no mistake. We're here to win. We're here to show the world that the Tilted Cartridges are unbeatable, unstoppable, and undeniable. Game on, Kasper and Lady EVIL!. Game on."
Cheez adds, "You know, Dunne, there’s something special about this match. It's not just another fight. It's a chance to show that no matter where you come from, everyone can find common ground in the ring." Dunne agrees, "This match is a testament to the diversity and unity of wrestling. Different backgrounds, different styles, but one goal – to be the best."
Cheez continues, "Kasper, Lady EVIL!, we know you’ve got heart. We’ve seen your dedication, your determination. But heart alone won’t win this match. You need to outthink us, outmaneuver us, outlast us." Dunne adds, "We’re not just fighting for ourselves. We’re fighting for every fan who believes in us, for every gamer who sees us as hope, for every underdog who dreams of rising to the top."
Cheez concludes, "So get ready, Kasper and Lady EVIL!. Get ready for a match that will go down in history. Get ready to face the Tilted Cartridges at their best. Because when that bell rings, it’s an epic saga, a clash of titans, a battle of legends." Dunne adds, "Wrestle: UK's Legacy 26: High Noon in Texas will be the stage. The American Airlines Arena will be the battlefield. And the world will be watching."
Cheez adds, "We’ve got our power-ups, our secret moves, and our unbeatable combo. We’re ready to take on any challenge, any opponent, any obstacle. Kasper and Lady EVIL!, we’re ready for you. Are you ready for us?"
Dunne concludes, "Game on, Kasper. Game on, Lady EVIL!. Let’s make this a match to remember. Let’s make history. Tilted Cartridges, out." The screen flickers, showing the Tilted Cartridges logo with "Challenge Accepted" emblazoned across it. The camera fades out to the sound of an 8-bit victory tune.
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