The Music Episode Gaiden 1
Jun 28, 2024 20:46:53 GMT -5
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jun 28, 2024 20:46:53 GMT -5
*Crunch, crunch. It’s breakfast time at the Bad to the Bone compound. Lord Dominicus, Big Bone, Dinosaur Bones, and The Star Trekker sit around the table in the garage for what should be a normal scene. It’s not though- partly because everyone is dressed like weirdoes, partly because Dinosaur Bones isn’t eating (if his arms could reach his face you’d know he’s crying from hunger), and partly because Dominicus and Bone are doing arm curls with one hand while eating cereal with the other.*
Trekker: Exercising at the table? Really?
LD: We need to be in the best shape of our lives for the next few weeks! I have to capture the WU:K World Championship and we need to win the tournament!
Trekker: But why? Why do you suddenly care so much?
LD: Why? Why do I care so much?
*Suddenly darkness. The lights come up as The Star Trekker has been transported to a small theatre, she sits in the front row. Music starts.*
Trekker: Oh son of a-
*All goes silent except for the music as the curtains part and reveal….*
Trekker: Village to the Bone? I regret asking!
*She buries her face in her hands as the Dark Lord of the XHF Network begins to sing as backed by his garishly dressed (x2) crew.*
LD: Yeoman, there's no need to ask around! I said
Yeoman, now listen to my sound! I said
Yeoman, 'cause we're in a new round!
Things-----are-----going------to----be-------changing!
Yeoman, you should already know, I said
Yeoman, you’re talking to a pro! And so
Stay there and learn from the master
The----way----to---spread-----some evil…
*Domincius walks back and joins the chorus line, they even do a little Rockettes-style dance, which is…interesting due to their different builds.*
VttB: We’re gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
We’re gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
Turn this company into something to enjoy,
Move on from all of the old boys!
We’re gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
We’re gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
Gonna force it to really be overseas,
Make it something that can please!
*Dominicus moves to the front again and points now at the camera, ignoring the interloper that is Trekker.*
LD: You there, are you listening to me? I said
You there, what do you want to be? I said
You there, you can make real your dreams!
But you've------got------to------know-----this---one------thing
No w’man does it all by herself! I said
You there, put your pride on the shelf!
And just let me conquer Wrestle: UK!
I'm------sure--------that------you------will--------be ok.
*For the next round of the chorus THE DARKEST OF ALL EVILS stays in the front and his mic stays louder while his two cohorts provide backing vocals. This is a Dominicus promo, after all.*
LD: I’m gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
I’m gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
I’ll have everything for myself to enjoy,
I’m gonna take all of the toys!
I’m gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
I’m gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
Kasper get yourself clean, we can have a good match,
But your title I will snatch!
*For no reason we SMASH CUT to Village to the Bone walking down a city street as Dominicus continues to sing at the camera. Trekker is trying to keep up behind them, but they’re bad-ass 70’s/80’s walking so good luck, kiddo.*
LD: Woman, I was once in your shoes! I said
I was down and out with the blues! I felt
No man cared about my darkness!
Then---------I-----turned-----CAR----in----to----a CARcass!
That's when someone came up to me and said,
"L-D, take a flight ‘cross the pond.
There’s a place there, its’s called Wrestle:UK,
We------can--------force----it----to----go------our way!"
*Having walked enough, the crew is now dancing in the street- literally. People would be terrified by the sight except they seem to accept that a police officer, a construction worker, and a motorcycle enthusiast are justified doing such things. Traffic is stopped for this nonsense.*
VttB: We’re gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
We’re gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
Gonna win the world title, then you’ll see-
All this was always meant for me!
*SLAM CUT back to the small theatre. Trekker is disoriented but the actual Village to the Bone members haven’t lost a step as Dominicus takes front again while his boys back him up.*
LD: Wrestle: UK! I’m gonna take over
Wrestle: UK!
Kasper, Kasper, it’s Dominicus time!
Kasper, Kasper, listen to my dark rhyme!
*Yet another quick cut finds all three men somehow standing on their table in the garage, breakfast is being aggressively kicked off by Dinosaur Bones as LD and BB dance their hearts out in front of a terrified Star Trekker.*
LD: Wrestle: UK! I’m gonna take over
Wrestle: UK!
Kasper, Kasper, are you listening to me?
Kasper, Kasper, the ref will count to three!
Wrestle: UK! Soon I’ll take charge of
Wrestle: UK!
This man, this man’ll do it all by himself!
This man, this man, and Big Bone off the shelf!
Wrestle: UK! I’m going to save
Wrestle: UK!
Yeoman, yeoman, do you understand now?
UK, UK, gonna do it and how!
*The music quickly fades, leaving everyone confused.*
LD: Why are we standing on the table? It happened again, didn’t it?
Trekker: I regret asking any questions.
DB: I DON’T HAVE THE ARMS FOR THIS KIND OF JUMP!
*Unlike the treed dracolich, Dominicus gets down quickly from the table. He gets in Trekker’s face.*
LD: Why now? Because right now I can swoop up and take this WHOLE COMPANY in one shot. All I need to do is put down Kasper finally and then Big Bone and I finish steamrolling the tag tournament. EVERYTHING will be under our feet.
Trekker: Except all those other titles.
*Dominicus goes to say something but then stops himself.*
LD: Also, what the heck is a Yeoman?
Trekker: It's a rank in Starfle-
*Everyone's lost interest and wandered off as we fade out.*
Trekker: Exercising at the table? Really?
LD: We need to be in the best shape of our lives for the next few weeks! I have to capture the WU:K World Championship and we need to win the tournament!
Trekker: But why? Why do you suddenly care so much?
LD: Why? Why do I care so much?
*Suddenly darkness. The lights come up as The Star Trekker has been transported to a small theatre, she sits in the front row. Music starts.*
Trekker: Oh son of a-
*All goes silent except for the music as the curtains part and reveal….*
Trekker: Village to the Bone? I regret asking!
*She buries her face in her hands as the Dark Lord of the XHF Network begins to sing as backed by his garishly dressed (x2) crew.*
LD: Yeoman, there's no need to ask around! I said
Yeoman, now listen to my sound! I said
Yeoman, 'cause we're in a new round!
Things-----are-----going------to----be-------changing!
Yeoman, you should already know, I said
Yeoman, you’re talking to a pro! And so
Stay there and learn from the master
The----way----to---spread-----some evil…
*Domincius walks back and joins the chorus line, they even do a little Rockettes-style dance, which is…interesting due to their different builds.*
VttB: We’re gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
We’re gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
Turn this company into something to enjoy,
Move on from all of the old boys!
We’re gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
We’re gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
Gonna force it to really be overseas,
Make it something that can please!
*Dominicus moves to the front again and points now at the camera, ignoring the interloper that is Trekker.*
LD: You there, are you listening to me? I said
You there, what do you want to be? I said
You there, you can make real your dreams!
But you've------got------to------know-----this---one------thing
No w’man does it all by herself! I said
You there, put your pride on the shelf!
And just let me conquer Wrestle: UK!
I'm------sure--------that------you------will--------be ok.
*For the next round of the chorus THE DARKEST OF ALL EVILS stays in the front and his mic stays louder while his two cohorts provide backing vocals. This is a Dominicus promo, after all.*
LD: I’m gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
I’m gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
I’ll have everything for myself to enjoy,
I’m gonna take all of the toys!
I’m gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
I’m gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
Kasper get yourself clean, we can have a good match,
But your title I will snatch!
*For no reason we SMASH CUT to Village to the Bone walking down a city street as Dominicus continues to sing at the camera. Trekker is trying to keep up behind them, but they’re bad-ass 70’s/80’s walking so good luck, kiddo.*
LD: Woman, I was once in your shoes! I said
I was down and out with the blues! I felt
No man cared about my darkness!
Then---------I-----turned-----CAR----in----to----a CARcass!
That's when someone came up to me and said,
"L-D, take a flight ‘cross the pond.
There’s a place there, its’s called Wrestle:UK,
We------can--------force----it----to----go------our way!"
*Having walked enough, the crew is now dancing in the street- literally. People would be terrified by the sight except they seem to accept that a police officer, a construction worker, and a motorcycle enthusiast are justified doing such things. Traffic is stopped for this nonsense.*
VttB: We’re gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
We’re gonna take over Wrestle: UK!
Gonna win the world title, then you’ll see-
All this was always meant for me!
*SLAM CUT back to the small theatre. Trekker is disoriented but the actual Village to the Bone members haven’t lost a step as Dominicus takes front again while his boys back him up.*
LD: Wrestle: UK! I’m gonna take over
Wrestle: UK!
Kasper, Kasper, it’s Dominicus time!
Kasper, Kasper, listen to my dark rhyme!
*Yet another quick cut finds all three men somehow standing on their table in the garage, breakfast is being aggressively kicked off by Dinosaur Bones as LD and BB dance their hearts out in front of a terrified Star Trekker.*
LD: Wrestle: UK! I’m gonna take over
Wrestle: UK!
Kasper, Kasper, are you listening to me?
Kasper, Kasper, the ref will count to three!
Wrestle: UK! Soon I’ll take charge of
Wrestle: UK!
This man, this man’ll do it all by himself!
This man, this man, and Big Bone off the shelf!
Wrestle: UK! I’m going to save
Wrestle: UK!
Yeoman, yeoman, do you understand now?
UK, UK, gonna do it and how!
*The music quickly fades, leaving everyone confused.*
LD: Why are we standing on the table? It happened again, didn’t it?
Trekker: I regret asking any questions.
DB: I DON’T HAVE THE ARMS FOR THIS KIND OF JUMP!
*Unlike the treed dracolich, Dominicus gets down quickly from the table. He gets in Trekker’s face.*
LD: Why now? Because right now I can swoop up and take this WHOLE COMPANY in one shot. All I need to do is put down Kasper finally and then Big Bone and I finish steamrolling the tag tournament. EVERYTHING will be under our feet.
Trekker: Except all those other titles.
*Dominicus goes to say something but then stops himself.*
LD: Also, what the heck is a Yeoman?
Trekker: It's a rank in Starfle-
*Everyone's lost interest and wandered off as we fade out.*
