Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jul 21, 2024 7:53:40 GMT -5
*Cleo just laughs, as she closes her phone up, glancing up with her long hair hanging down in her face. She flicks it back, and just smiles evilly, as the sound of screams could be heard from deep within the building. Cleo just looks at the camera with a Cheshire Cat like grin, and folds her arms in front of her.*
Cleo: Oh good... They found it.
*Quick cut to inside where indeed, lit by the camera’s light Lord Dominicus, Lady Dominicus, and Warren Suffering are screaming. I mean like really really screaming. We’re inside of this abandoned hospital and there’s a sense of threat in the air. Warren turns around and throws up a little. Finally Lord Dominicus calms everyone down as all of their eyes are transfixed on something on the floor.*
LD: DUDE! Who the crap craps on a floor!?
Lady Dominicus: In an abandoned hospital!?
Warren: And doesn’t flush?!
*There’s a slight pause as the dual LD’s look at Warren.*
LD: What? Dude, Warren, you can’t flush a floor.
Warren: I know, but I didn’t have anything to say and I wanted to fit in.
*Lady Dominicus pats Warren on the shoulder.*
Lady Dominicus: Silly Warren, you’ll never really fit in, you’re too nice.
Warren: Do you think so?
LD: Oh yeah, you’re totally not evil enough. But you’re a darn good henchman. And really, that’s all we need you for, so don’t worry about it.
Warren: Awww, thanks? That was a compliment right?
LD: The dark lord and master of all that is evil compliments….NOBODY!
*[REDACTED] then winks at Warren from under the mask.*
LD: Anyway, let’s get out of here, I can deal with champions, challengers, God-guys and people who hate me but have to pretend to be my friend due to a contractual obligation, but I do not have to deal with poo.
*The crew turn around and start to walk when suddenly Warren Suffering’s phone lights up.*
Warren: Ooh, Will Washington finally cut a promo!
LD: Sweet, lets watch it!
*They all gather around the cell phone, until some heavy sniffing starts happening.*
Lady Dominicus: How did we not notice the smell before?
LD: Let’s walk and watch.
*The screen flips over to….*
*The group making their way towards the door.*
LD: That’s it? Oh, it’s time for a counter promo.
Warren: Shouldn’t we go outside for the promo, you know, where it’s less dark and scary?
LD: See, this is what the evil Lady and I were talking about earlier; you’re just not evil enough. Anyway, no, we’re not going outside yet. Now then, STEP ASIDE my cohorts!
*Lord Dominicus steps up to the camera to address it. He is about to talk, but before he does, he pulls back his raised aggressive figure and places it to his lips, then begins pacing.*
LD: Why? Why is it that no matter what I do, no matter who I beat, no matter how much evil I can drum up for all of you nobodies who watch my actions from home; why is it that people still keep confusing me with Nelly Angel?
*Lady Dominicus considers saying something, but decides against it.*
Warren: Who’s Nelly Angel?
LD: EXACTLY! Who is this Nelly Angel guy?! EVERYBODY calls me Nelly Angel! As if my name and his name are synonymous! I mean, come on, let’s take a look at this: Nelly, something you call a weak man; Angel, something you call a very nice person. DO I LOOK LIKE A NICE PERSON!? I’m evil! So here I am, walking onto the main event of Collision again in a singles match against Will Washington, the supposed best wrestler in NCW…well, out of the people who were in the qualifying matches and final match that decided he was the number one contender anyway- anyway, I’m in this match, and what do I get to hear about? HOW GREAT NELLY ANGEL IS?!
*Lord Dominicus paces angrily, looking like he’s about to rip his mask off. Though, obviously this is probably a bad idea and he decides not to do it.*
LD: Listen here Will, I don’t care if you respect me- in fact I couldn’t care less. I am the evil genius behind the Dominicus Republic. I am the mastermind behind winning the tag-team titles. I am the demi-god powered by dark forces that pulled Infamous to a win when nothing else could against the best and brightest in NCW. …Or the supposed best and brightest anyway. You know Will; you seem to think I fit amongst those folks. I can tell you though with some certainty, I do not. I am not amongst the best, I am the best, and I’m not with the brightest, as I am the darkest. I am the most evil thing in NCW today.
*Our dark antagonist looks at the camera directly.*
LD: Do you understand that, Will? I’m not here to be your friend. I’m not here to step aside. I am not here to be some sort of double-loss rebound for you. I am Lord Dominicus, those who cross my path bow before me or are cast aside. So here’s the deal Will, this week, you stop worrying about other people. I don’t care about Angel, I don’t care about Gib, I don’t care about Nelly Angel. I am Lord Dominicus and I am your opponent. Do not forget that. You know it yourself, you may be bigger than me, you may be stronger than me- but then again, who isn’t? I am not scared of you. I am scare of nothing- except maybe randomly placed fecal matter in a hallway that catches me by surprise, but NOTHING ELSE!
*A loud yell is heard and Lord Dominicus immediately hides behind Warren, moments later he creeps out.*
LD: What? It surprised me. Anyway Will, talk about your greatness all you want, because when the smoke starts pour out of the back, you will see that evil has a name, and its name is…LORD DOMINI-
“I FOUND IT!”
*Everything stops as the characters turn to the right (Their left) and find Conjo Esponjoso holding a rather large white….thing.*
LD: And what, Command and Conquer, did you find?
*Conjo is holding this white thing by the pink tail it possesses. Also, on closer inspection, Conjo looks pretty scratched up.*
Conjo: The evil animal of doom, I totally found it, it totally bit me, I think I have super powers.
Lady Dominicus: Or rabies.
Conjo: Yeah, but evil rabies.
LD: Touche, let’s get out of here.
*They open the doors and walk out to find Domina outside with Stacy looking oddly disappointed.*
Domina: You’re alive?
Conjo: Pfft, duh. And we’ve got this thing.
*He holds up the animal.*
Domina: That “thing” you’re holding was once a lab rat, we’ll be taking it back now.
*Stacy walks up to Conjo with a bag and a scissors, before he knows what is happening, she cuts the tail of the creature, which falls into the bag and returns to Domina’s side.*
Domina: Let us take our leave from here now, we all have matches to prepare for.
Conjo: I don’t.
Domina: Well everyone else does.
Conjo: I feel sick, should I get some shots?
Domina: Of course not, why would you ever need to do something like that?
*Lord Dominicus leans over towards Conjo and whispers to him.*
LD: I would get shots.
*He then straightens up a bit more.*
LD: Anyway, where was I? ….CUS! Ok, promo over, let’s go home.
*The evil crew walks off as the camera fades.*
Cleo: Oh good... They found it.
*Quick cut to inside where indeed, lit by the camera’s light Lord Dominicus, Lady Dominicus, and Warren Suffering are screaming. I mean like really really screaming. We’re inside of this abandoned hospital and there’s a sense of threat in the air. Warren turns around and throws up a little. Finally Lord Dominicus calms everyone down as all of their eyes are transfixed on something on the floor.*
LD: DUDE! Who the crap craps on a floor!?
Lady Dominicus: In an abandoned hospital!?
Warren: And doesn’t flush?!
*There’s a slight pause as the dual LD’s look at Warren.*
LD: What? Dude, Warren, you can’t flush a floor.
Warren: I know, but I didn’t have anything to say and I wanted to fit in.
*Lady Dominicus pats Warren on the shoulder.*
Lady Dominicus: Silly Warren, you’ll never really fit in, you’re too nice.
Warren: Do you think so?
LD: Oh yeah, you’re totally not evil enough. But you’re a darn good henchman. And really, that’s all we need you for, so don’t worry about it.
Warren: Awww, thanks? That was a compliment right?
LD: The dark lord and master of all that is evil compliments….NOBODY!
*[REDACTED] then winks at Warren from under the mask.*
LD: Anyway, let’s get out of here, I can deal with champions, challengers, God-guys and people who hate me but have to pretend to be my friend due to a contractual obligation, but I do not have to deal with poo.
*The crew turn around and start to walk when suddenly Warren Suffering’s phone lights up.*
Warren: Ooh, Will Washington finally cut a promo!
LD: Sweet, lets watch it!
*They all gather around the cell phone, until some heavy sniffing starts happening.*
Lady Dominicus: How did we not notice the smell before?
LD: Let’s walk and watch.
*The screen flips over to….*
*The group making their way towards the door.*
LD: That’s it? Oh, it’s time for a counter promo.
Warren: Shouldn’t we go outside for the promo, you know, where it’s less dark and scary?
LD: See, this is what the evil Lady and I were talking about earlier; you’re just not evil enough. Anyway, no, we’re not going outside yet. Now then, STEP ASIDE my cohorts!
*Lord Dominicus steps up to the camera to address it. He is about to talk, but before he does, he pulls back his raised aggressive figure and places it to his lips, then begins pacing.*
LD: Why? Why is it that no matter what I do, no matter who I beat, no matter how much evil I can drum up for all of you nobodies who watch my actions from home; why is it that people still keep confusing me with Nelly Angel?
*Lady Dominicus considers saying something, but decides against it.*
Warren: Who’s Nelly Angel?
LD: EXACTLY! Who is this Nelly Angel guy?! EVERYBODY calls me Nelly Angel! As if my name and his name are synonymous! I mean, come on, let’s take a look at this: Nelly, something you call a weak man; Angel, something you call a very nice person. DO I LOOK LIKE A NICE PERSON!? I’m evil! So here I am, walking onto the main event of Collision again in a singles match against Will Washington, the supposed best wrestler in NCW…well, out of the people who were in the qualifying matches and final match that decided he was the number one contender anyway- anyway, I’m in this match, and what do I get to hear about? HOW GREAT NELLY ANGEL IS?!
*Lord Dominicus paces angrily, looking like he’s about to rip his mask off. Though, obviously this is probably a bad idea and he decides not to do it.*
LD: Listen here Will, I don’t care if you respect me- in fact I couldn’t care less. I am the evil genius behind the Dominicus Republic. I am the mastermind behind winning the tag-team titles. I am the demi-god powered by dark forces that pulled Infamous to a win when nothing else could against the best and brightest in NCW. …Or the supposed best and brightest anyway. You know Will; you seem to think I fit amongst those folks. I can tell you though with some certainty, I do not. I am not amongst the best, I am the best, and I’m not with the brightest, as I am the darkest. I am the most evil thing in NCW today.
*Our dark antagonist looks at the camera directly.*
LD: Do you understand that, Will? I’m not here to be your friend. I’m not here to step aside. I am not here to be some sort of double-loss rebound for you. I am Lord Dominicus, those who cross my path bow before me or are cast aside. So here’s the deal Will, this week, you stop worrying about other people. I don’t care about Angel, I don’t care about Gib, I don’t care about Nelly Angel. I am Lord Dominicus and I am your opponent. Do not forget that. You know it yourself, you may be bigger than me, you may be stronger than me- but then again, who isn’t? I am not scared of you. I am scare of nothing- except maybe randomly placed fecal matter in a hallway that catches me by surprise, but NOTHING ELSE!
*A loud yell is heard and Lord Dominicus immediately hides behind Warren, moments later he creeps out.*
LD: What? It surprised me. Anyway Will, talk about your greatness all you want, because when the smoke starts pour out of the back, you will see that evil has a name, and its name is…LORD DOMINI-
“I FOUND IT!”
*Everything stops as the characters turn to the right (Their left) and find Conjo Esponjoso holding a rather large white….thing.*
LD: And what, Command and Conquer, did you find?
*Conjo is holding this white thing by the pink tail it possesses. Also, on closer inspection, Conjo looks pretty scratched up.*
Conjo: The evil animal of doom, I totally found it, it totally bit me, I think I have super powers.
Lady Dominicus: Or rabies.
Conjo: Yeah, but evil rabies.
LD: Touche, let’s get out of here.
*They open the doors and walk out to find Domina outside with Stacy looking oddly disappointed.*
Domina: You’re alive?
Conjo: Pfft, duh. And we’ve got this thing.
*He holds up the animal.*
Domina: That “thing” you’re holding was once a lab rat, we’ll be taking it back now.
*Stacy walks up to Conjo with a bag and a scissors, before he knows what is happening, she cuts the tail of the creature, which falls into the bag and returns to Domina’s side.*
Domina: Let us take our leave from here now, we all have matches to prepare for.
Conjo: I don’t.
Domina: Well everyone else does.
Conjo: I feel sick, should I get some shots?
Domina: Of course not, why would you ever need to do something like that?
*Lord Dominicus leans over towards Conjo and whispers to him.*
LD: I would get shots.
*He then straightens up a bit more.*
LD: Anyway, where was I? ….CUS! Ok, promo over, let’s go home.
*The evil crew walks off as the camera fades.*