The Revolution is Over
Aug 9, 2024 7:07:01 GMT -5
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Aug 9, 2024 7:07:01 GMT -5
*Cameras flash as a VIP makes his way to an airplane on the tarmac. The flashes are reflected off of not one but TWO golden championship belts. One being the WUK World Championship, the other being one of the WUK Tag Team Championship titles. The former is around the champion’s waist, the latter is bandoliered across his body. Who is this ULTRA AMAZING WRESTLER? Why the DARK LORD OF WRESTLE: UK, Lord Dominicus. He waves to the cameras while munching on an ice cream cone.*
Reporter 1: Mr. Dominicus! What ice cream is that?
LD: It’s Lord Dominicus, but Chocolate chocolate chip, the darkest and therefore MOST EVIL OF ICE CREAMS!
*He takes a couple licks.*
Reporter 2: Sir, what do you have to say to your opponents Kasper van Zant and Wesley Crane, whom you’ll be facing at Night of Champions?
LD: They should eat some chocolate chocolate chip, the MOST EVIL OF ICE CREAMS!
*The crowd cheers for him and his irreverent answer as he holds up his ice cream cone. It’s a hot day though and Dominicus is well versed in ice cream eating so he quickly laps up any bit that’s starting to melt. Mmmm, so refreshing.*
LD: But seriously, this goes out to not just my Night of Champions opponents but everyone who’s stood against me on my rise to the top in Wrestle: United Kingdom.
*He pauses. Also another nibble on the ice cream.*
LD: The Revolution is over, both literally and figuratively. I won. And now, whether the denizens of the company like it or not, I am the Wrestle United Kingdom World and Tag Team Champion. I AM THE LAW here now.
*He stops himself before going to far, also some more ice cream.*
LD: And the law is VANTABLACK LOVE!
*Everyone seems confused.*
LD: I will spread my DARK love across this company and we will revel in acceptance and respect in the most EVIL way possible!
*There’s murmurs. This isn’t what they expected. Dominicus eats his cone EVILLY*
LD: Also more ice cream!
*They cheer. Everyone likes ice cream. With a thumbs up he heads into the plane and the scene ends.*
Reporter 1: Mr. Dominicus! What ice cream is that?
LD: It’s Lord Dominicus, but Chocolate chocolate chip, the darkest and therefore MOST EVIL OF ICE CREAMS!
*He takes a couple licks.*
Reporter 2: Sir, what do you have to say to your opponents Kasper van Zant and Wesley Crane, whom you’ll be facing at Night of Champions?
LD: They should eat some chocolate chocolate chip, the MOST EVIL OF ICE CREAMS!
*The crowd cheers for him and his irreverent answer as he holds up his ice cream cone. It’s a hot day though and Dominicus is well versed in ice cream eating so he quickly laps up any bit that’s starting to melt. Mmmm, so refreshing.*
LD: But seriously, this goes out to not just my Night of Champions opponents but everyone who’s stood against me on my rise to the top in Wrestle: United Kingdom.
*He pauses. Also another nibble on the ice cream.*
LD: The Revolution is over, both literally and figuratively. I won. And now, whether the denizens of the company like it or not, I am the Wrestle United Kingdom World and Tag Team Champion. I AM THE LAW here now.
*He stops himself before going to far, also some more ice cream.*
LD: And the law is VANTABLACK LOVE!
*Everyone seems confused.*
LD: I will spread my DARK love across this company and we will revel in acceptance and respect in the most EVIL way possible!
*There’s murmurs. This isn’t what they expected. Dominicus eats his cone EVILLY*
LD: Also more ice cream!
*They cheer. Everyone likes ice cream. With a thumbs up he heads into the plane and the scene ends.*
