Post by "The High Roller" Wesley Crane on Sept 20, 2024 8:01:02 GMT -5
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Damnit, Henderson. It’s your job to get me the information I need, it’s not your job to worry about every single freaking match.”
Henderson: “But, sir, it’s Bloodied Fox!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I don’t care if it’s Bloodied Fox, Vin Diesel or Dwayne Johnson. The fact is, no one scares me.”
Henderson: “But, sir, it’s Bloodied Fox!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Damnit, Henderson. Enough already.”
They are inside the Presidential Suite belonging to “The High Roller” Wesley Crane, which is located in the “Wesley Crane Turning Stone Casino and Resort” in Upstate, New York. Syracuse, New York to be exact. Wesley walks over to his full stocked bar and pours himself a whiskey. He pounds the glass and then pours another. He turns to look at Henderson but Henderson is busy pacing back and forth.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You’re going to walk a hole in my floor. Relax, Henderson. Maybe I should have Nic Cage bring some dank weed over so you can smoke and chill the fuck out.”
Henderson stops pacing.
Henderson: “That won’t be necessary, sir. I’ll calm down.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, good. Do you have the information I need about Bloodied Fox? I need to know everything I can about this freak of nature.”
Henderson: “I’d be careful with the name calling.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m going to get you high if you don’t stop.”
Henderson: “Sorry, sir.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, did you get me the information I need?”
Henderson taps his iPad screen a couple of times.
Henderson: “Just sent it to you in an email.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, let’s take a look.”
Wesley pounds his whiskey once again. This time, however, he takes the glass and sits it down on top of the bar. Wesley pulls his phone out from his pocket and taps the screen a couple of times. He gets to the email and then begins reading.
Henderson: “Sir, I think you should really focus on reversing his finishing moves.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I think you shouldn’t worry about my match. You’re going to give yourself an ulcer.”
Henderson pulls out a roll of Rolaids and pops one in his mouth.
Henderson: “No worries, I’ve got it covered.”
Wesley completely ignores what Henderson is doing.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, let’s take a look at his finishing moves.”
Wesley reads outloud.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What the fuck is a Visceral?”
Henderson: “Click the link. It’ll show you the move.”
Wesley clicks the link and watches the devastating finishing move being done by Bloodied Fox. He looks shocked.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, I’ll admit, that’s a pretty awesome looking finisher… but it’s nothing compared to the IN THE FACE V-Trigger. He stands no chance against me.”
Henderson: “You’re not addressing his move though. How are you going to keep him from hitting that move on you? It’s a pretty devastating finisher.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Is Bloodied Fox as quick as I am?”
Henderson: “Maybe. He’s pretty fast in the ring.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Pretty fast is no comparison against super fast… and that’s what I am, super fast.”
Henderson: “Super fast?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I said what I said. The fact is this, Bloodied Fox may be good. Shit, he may be really good… but he’s not Wesley Crane good. Nobody is. Bloodied Fox fell into a Battle of Britain III Main Event against Dominicus. A match that Bloodied Fox doesn’t even belong in. Where’s he been? Why haven’t we seen more of him? Is it because he’s scared of Dominicus or is it because deep down he knows he doesn’t deserve this spot in Wrestle: United Kingdom.”
Henderson: “Isn’t that the way Lor-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Don’t say it, Henderson. I swear to all things Holy that if you say his name, I’ll fire your ass right here on the spot.”
Henderson takes a step back.
Henderson: “LD…Isn’t that the way LD pronounces the word WUK?”
Wesley shoots Henderson a dirty look. He carries on with his rant.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “He doesn’t deserve this opportunity, and at Legacy, I’m going to prove it by beating him and earning a spot in the main event of Battle of Britain III.”
Wesley places his phone on the bar. He picks up the bottle of whiskey and pours himself another drink. He walks behind the bar and grabs a joint from the shelf behind him, lights it and takes a couple of hits from it.. He exhales towards Henderson… Henderson looks disgusted.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You want to hit this?”
Henderson: “I think I’ll pass. What about Nic’s weed? I thought you needed him to come here to “get me high”...”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I have my own weed, Hendo. I just didn’t want you smoking my weed.”
Henderson: “Can we get back to Bloodied Fox’s moveset?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Maybe later. For now, it’s time to watch the Jets and Patriots play one another. I’ve got a lot of money riding on the Jets!”
Wesley grabs his drink and his joint and heads into the living room area of the suite. He sits down. Henderson just stands there, awkwardly.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Do you need anything else?”
Henderson: “Sir, I just really think we should go over his wrestling moves before you get into that match with him. He’s not someone to take lightly.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “First, this whiskey and this joint. Next, Aaron Rodgers and the New York Jets. Then, maybe Bloodied Fox’s moveset. Until then, you can go.”
Henderson: “Yes, sir. Have a good nigh-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “If you see Nic around, send him my way… and tell him to bring his Willie Nelson weed with him.”
End scene.
Henderson: “But, sir, it’s Bloodied Fox!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I don’t care if it’s Bloodied Fox, Vin Diesel or Dwayne Johnson. The fact is, no one scares me.”
Henderson: “But, sir, it’s Bloodied Fox!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Damnit, Henderson. Enough already.”
They are inside the Presidential Suite belonging to “The High Roller” Wesley Crane, which is located in the “Wesley Crane Turning Stone Casino and Resort” in Upstate, New York. Syracuse, New York to be exact. Wesley walks over to his full stocked bar and pours himself a whiskey. He pounds the glass and then pours another. He turns to look at Henderson but Henderson is busy pacing back and forth.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You’re going to walk a hole in my floor. Relax, Henderson. Maybe I should have Nic Cage bring some dank weed over so you can smoke and chill the fuck out.”
Henderson stops pacing.
Henderson: “That won’t be necessary, sir. I’ll calm down.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, good. Do you have the information I need about Bloodied Fox? I need to know everything I can about this freak of nature.”
Henderson: “I’d be careful with the name calling.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m going to get you high if you don’t stop.”
Henderson: “Sorry, sir.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, did you get me the information I need?”
Henderson taps his iPad screen a couple of times.
Henderson: “Just sent it to you in an email.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, let’s take a look.”
Wesley pounds his whiskey once again. This time, however, he takes the glass and sits it down on top of the bar. Wesley pulls his phone out from his pocket and taps the screen a couple of times. He gets to the email and then begins reading.
Henderson: “Sir, I think you should really focus on reversing his finishing moves.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I think you shouldn’t worry about my match. You’re going to give yourself an ulcer.”
Henderson pulls out a roll of Rolaids and pops one in his mouth.
Henderson: “No worries, I’ve got it covered.”
Wesley completely ignores what Henderson is doing.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, let’s take a look at his finishing moves.”
Wesley reads outloud.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What the fuck is a Visceral?”
Henderson: “Click the link. It’ll show you the move.”
Wesley clicks the link and watches the devastating finishing move being done by Bloodied Fox. He looks shocked.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, I’ll admit, that’s a pretty awesome looking finisher… but it’s nothing compared to the IN THE FACE V-Trigger. He stands no chance against me.”
Henderson: “You’re not addressing his move though. How are you going to keep him from hitting that move on you? It’s a pretty devastating finisher.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Is Bloodied Fox as quick as I am?”
Henderson: “Maybe. He’s pretty fast in the ring.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Pretty fast is no comparison against super fast… and that’s what I am, super fast.”
Henderson: “Super fast?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I said what I said. The fact is this, Bloodied Fox may be good. Shit, he may be really good… but he’s not Wesley Crane good. Nobody is. Bloodied Fox fell into a Battle of Britain III Main Event against Dominicus. A match that Bloodied Fox doesn’t even belong in. Where’s he been? Why haven’t we seen more of him? Is it because he’s scared of Dominicus or is it because deep down he knows he doesn’t deserve this spot in Wrestle: United Kingdom.”
Henderson: “Isn’t that the way Lor-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Don’t say it, Henderson. I swear to all things Holy that if you say his name, I’ll fire your ass right here on the spot.”
Henderson takes a step back.
Henderson: “LD…Isn’t that the way LD pronounces the word WUK?”
Wesley shoots Henderson a dirty look. He carries on with his rant.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “He doesn’t deserve this opportunity, and at Legacy, I’m going to prove it by beating him and earning a spot in the main event of Battle of Britain III.”
Wesley places his phone on the bar. He picks up the bottle of whiskey and pours himself another drink. He walks behind the bar and grabs a joint from the shelf behind him, lights it and takes a couple of hits from it.. He exhales towards Henderson… Henderson looks disgusted.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You want to hit this?”
Henderson: “I think I’ll pass. What about Nic’s weed? I thought you needed him to come here to “get me high”...”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I have my own weed, Hendo. I just didn’t want you smoking my weed.”
Henderson: “Can we get back to Bloodied Fox’s moveset?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Maybe later. For now, it’s time to watch the Jets and Patriots play one another. I’ve got a lot of money riding on the Jets!”
Wesley grabs his drink and his joint and heads into the living room area of the suite. He sits down. Henderson just stands there, awkwardly.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Do you need anything else?”
Henderson: “Sir, I just really think we should go over his wrestling moves before you get into that match with him. He’s not someone to take lightly.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “First, this whiskey and this joint. Next, Aaron Rodgers and the New York Jets. Then, maybe Bloodied Fox’s moveset. Until then, you can go.”
Henderson: “Yes, sir. Have a good nigh-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “If you see Nic around, send him my way… and tell him to bring his Willie Nelson weed with him.”
End scene.
