"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Sept 22, 2024 14:53:17 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, edwarddubin0604, and 2 more like this
Post by bloodiedfox on Sept 22, 2024 14:53:17 GMT -5
I’ve got a threshold for just how much disrespect I’ll take.
Bloodied Fox sits wreathed in smoke, his baleful glare giving him an air uncomfortably similar to a dragon poised to strike.
Now, it’s a fairly high threshold. Why wouldn’t it be? In the two years between the first time I pinned Kalmin Watts and the second time, I did some pretty unpleasant things. I’m not proud of those things, but that doesn’t change that they happened. So if someone has a low opinion of me, I can hardly say it’s undeserved. But there’s a difference between not liking me and believing that am an irrelevance. That pisses me off. That I will not tolerate.
He takes a hit off a vape, adding to the cloud around him while simultaneously explaining its origin.
Wesley Crane: you god-damned shit-brained jizz spasm. You have the unmitigated fucking gall to not only try and worm your way into my W:UK World Title match, but to make the eliminator match against me to do so your second match of the evening, like I’m some kind of fucking afterthought. Then, to add the cherry on top of the shit sundae you call a masterplan, you can’t even be bothered watching the tapes, preferring to watch guys wearing couch cushions play stop start rugby while smoking weed. Not that I can’t see that appeal of blazing it…
He gives his vape a shake.
…but maybe you should focus on just how you’re going to beat a former X*Crown champion who’s spent the past several editions of Legacy removing each and every roadblock placed before him with surgical precision first. You think you’ve got this one in the bag because you can knee me in the face really hard? Wow, how original. I’ve only seen that kind of manoeuvre from every single fucking wrestler in AEW. You’re really innovating the artform there. You think you can survive the Visceral? That’s fine, because I’ve got the Lament Configuration, or the Elysium Configuration, or the MDK, or the VKO, or the Bloody Rain, or any number of strikes that I could knock you the fuck out with. And I’m not even going to be dealing with you at full strength, am I? I’ll be dealing with whatever Lord Dominicus and Big Bone leave. You’re not going to be a meal for me, Wes, you’re going to be leftover table scraps.
Fox slouches back in his seat, seething.
So go fuck your title belts like JD Vance fucks a couch, because even if you make it through your first match, you sure as hell aren’t gonna be in any fit state to copulate with anything after I’m done with you.
Bloodied Fox sits wreathed in smoke, his baleful glare giving him an air uncomfortably similar to a dragon poised to strike.
Now, it’s a fairly high threshold. Why wouldn’t it be? In the two years between the first time I pinned Kalmin Watts and the second time, I did some pretty unpleasant things. I’m not proud of those things, but that doesn’t change that they happened. So if someone has a low opinion of me, I can hardly say it’s undeserved. But there’s a difference between not liking me and believing that am an irrelevance. That pisses me off. That I will not tolerate.
He takes a hit off a vape, adding to the cloud around him while simultaneously explaining its origin.
Wesley Crane: you god-damned shit-brained jizz spasm. You have the unmitigated fucking gall to not only try and worm your way into my W:UK World Title match, but to make the eliminator match against me to do so your second match of the evening, like I’m some kind of fucking afterthought. Then, to add the cherry on top of the shit sundae you call a masterplan, you can’t even be bothered watching the tapes, preferring to watch guys wearing couch cushions play stop start rugby while smoking weed. Not that I can’t see that appeal of blazing it…
He gives his vape a shake.
…but maybe you should focus on just how you’re going to beat a former X*Crown champion who’s spent the past several editions of Legacy removing each and every roadblock placed before him with surgical precision first. You think you’ve got this one in the bag because you can knee me in the face really hard? Wow, how original. I’ve only seen that kind of manoeuvre from every single fucking wrestler in AEW. You’re really innovating the artform there. You think you can survive the Visceral? That’s fine, because I’ve got the Lament Configuration, or the Elysium Configuration, or the MDK, or the VKO, or the Bloody Rain, or any number of strikes that I could knock you the fuck out with. And I’m not even going to be dealing with you at full strength, am I? I’ll be dealing with whatever Lord Dominicus and Big Bone leave. You’re not going to be a meal for me, Wes, you’re going to be leftover table scraps.
Fox slouches back in his seat, seething.
So go fuck your title belts like JD Vance fucks a couch, because even if you make it through your first match, you sure as hell aren’t gonna be in any fit state to copulate with anything after I’m done with you.