Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 4, 2017 0:28:51 GMT -5
XHF Night of Champions VI
March 25th, 2007 -
Athens, Greece
Athens Olympic Stadium
*The scene opens up in a dark black room, with what appears to be a TV in it as well. Footsteps are heard, as the owner and boss of the XHF, Mongo The Destroyer walks in. He picks up a remote control and turns the TV on. There we see the first moments of the very first Night of Champions*
*He holds it in both hands and looks at it. He now must get back down to the floor to win the match. He shakes himself out of the daze and looks down to see Millennium ascending the ladder to the tier he is on. Millennium reaches as Rage struggles to climb down. Theres no time as Millennium pushes the ladder over with the last of his strength. He drops down as Rage and the ladder begin to fall. Rage is thrown from the ladder and drops nearly 40 feet and crashes through the Spanish announce table. The title falls within 5 feet of an unmoving, bloodied Rage. He must grab it to secure the win. Millennium knows this and drops down two tier two as quickly as he can. He walks to the edge to see Rage stirring. Millennium decides to save his title and he soars off in elbow drop form. He flies through the air and within 6 feet of Rage, Rage moves. Millennium crashes onto the wood from the announce table and the concrete floor. Rage reaches an arm over and grabs the Ultimate Title. He holds it up in the air, still lying down. The bell rings and Rage is the new Ultimate Champion!*
Winner of the Triple Tier Greenhouse and New Ultimate Champion with 2 out of 3 Falls RAGE!
*Mongo flips the channel to something else*
*Scorpion finally lets go of Reeshi, and Reeshi rolls out of the ring holding his knee. The ring announcer gives the XHF Title to the referee, as the new Champion sits there on his knees, crying in happiness. The referee hands him the championship and Scorpion buries his face in the championship, with blood and tears dripping down on it. The crowd is on their feet chanting "Scorpion!" as he looks up to the people. "My Hero" by The Foo Fighters is blaring over the PA system, as the second ever Grandslam Champion climbs up to his feet and holds the championship in on hand. Scorpion walks to all the corners of the ring and hold both arms in the air, holding the XHF World Heavyweight Championship up in pride. Reeshi is getting help to the back, as Night Of Champions II comes to a end with Scorpion strapping the XHF World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, while holding his arms in the air.*
*Mongo flips the station*
The sight of Destruction's body flying and the impact of both men hitting the canvas raises the volume in the Tokyo Dome significantly, and Reeshi makes the cover. One. Two. It won't end like this! Applause comes pouring from the crowd for Destruction's kick out. Both men lay and the referee starts his count but it doesn't get far before they stand. They exchange weak chops without the power behind them needed to make them effective. Reeshi goes for another Oreeshinator but elbows get Destruction out. Destruction goes for a Countdown to Armageddon but elbows get Reeshi out. Destruction grabs a side headlock and Reeshi shoves him to the ropes. Reeshi jumps with a flying clothesline as Destruction ducks. Destruction approaches Reeshi from behind and hits a knee to the back. Reeshi bends over in pain. Destruction bounces off the ropes and hits a flying knee to the back, knocking Reeshi to his knees. Destruction hooks up Reeshi and hits the blue thunder bomb! He lets go of Reeshi, not being able to make the cover. Instead he puts his efforts into getting to his feet and stalking Reeshi. When Reeshi is up he grabs him from behind and hits another blue thunder bomb. With a burst of energy Destruction shoves Reeshi aside, picks him up again and hits a third blue thunder bomb, holding the legs as hard as he can for one, two, three!
Winner and the NEW XHF Champion: Destruction
*Mongo once again flips through the TV*
Venom falls off of Gravedigger, as the fans are on their feet from this match. Hardcore Harry is on one knee looking into the ring, until he places his head onto the mat. He shakes it, as he slowly gets off the ring and begins going up the ramp. The referee is handed the XHF World Heavyweight Championship from the timekeeper, as Venom is slowly pushing himself up. Gravedigger is still motionless inside the ring, as Venom is all the way up. The referee goes to hand Venom the championship belt, but Venom snatches it away from him. Venom looks around the arena, and then falls to one knee. Venom holds his arms up in the air, as the lights reflect off the championship gold. Venom holds his ribs with his free arm, as he holds the XHF World Heavyweight championship in the air. Venom pushes himself all the way up, and places the belt on his shoulder. Venom pats his XHF World Heavyweight Champion, as Night Of Champions IV fades with the image of a champion.
*Getting irritated, Mongo can't find what he wants...he flips again*
Charlie and Venom stay down, the only life that either man is showing is Charlie kicking his feet to try to keep him going. The move took all the energy out of Charlie and Venom, who just lie their motionless. The fans begin applauding the two men, which must be the only thing motivating these two guys, as they both roll to their stomachs. Charlie and Venoms heads are next to one another, as they both begin pushing each other up to their feet. The former partners and bitter rivals begin shaking with anger, not keeping their eyes off of one another. The two bloody men with their blood stained hands get up to their feet, and both men begin sending fists to one another, each shot as devastating as the previous. After a while both men stumble to their knees, but are able to stay on their feet and Charlie clotheslines Venom down. Charlie falls next to Venom, who begins coughing up his own blood. Charlie Velez pushes himself up to his feet, and bends over to pick Venom up. As he is doing this though Venom takes advantage, as he delivers a low blow that sends Charlie reeling in pain. Venom climbs up to his feet and places Charlie Velez between his legs, and spreads his arms out taunting for the Casualty To Society. Venom goes to life Charlie up, but Charlie is able to hold his weight down, staying on his knees. Charlie gets his head out from between Venoms legs, and punches Venom straight in the groin. Venom bends over in pain as Charlie climbs up to his feet and grabs Venom by the head and tights, and tosses him off the top of the miniature Hell in a Cell, sending him crashing into the top of the Greenhouse! The impact causes Venom to bounce up and roll off the edge of the Greenhouse, where he lands through the announce table!
*Mongo now starts rampantly flipping through stations, every station a moment from Night of Champions including Spike Kane, Kevin Hardaway, Rancor, Venom, and then....BOOM! The Tv shatters and explodes into a million pieces. Mongo just stands there with the remote. He turns around so that he is facing the camera and says the following:*
"Can you handle this much action"
*Mongo drops the remote and leaves as the scene finally fades*
*Another voice comes on in as special effects happen*
Now, the Xtreme Hardcore Federation presents...NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS SIX!
*The scene shifts to the Olympic Stadium where "Rapture" by Hurt is being played as tons and tons of pyros go off all around the arena and around the ring, as the place is deafening. The pyros end and the place is still roaring.*
Cole: WELCOME TO THE OLYMPIC STADIUM HERE IN ATHENS, GREECE AS WE PRESENT TO YOU, THE BIGGEST STAGE OF ALL...NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS!
King: You freakin' bet. This may very well be the greatest PPV of them all. All of the major XHF titles are on the line including the return of the Hardcore and Junior Heavyweight titles.
Cole: Speaking of the latter...it's time for the opening match. Let's send it down to the ring.
While the crowd is waiting for the arrival of the following XHF superstar, you can hear the guitars of Coming Undone by Korn starting to come in. Quickly, the rest of the instruments join in with the playing and the vocals of Jonathan Davis are heard as well! Seifer quickly emerges at the curtains at the top of the entrance ramp. His arms are up as if he were being praised, but the entire crowd is shouting out how much they despise him now. He pays no attention to the fans, and lowers his arms letting them dangle at his side. He walks down the ramp with a grin across his face, staring back and forth at the crowd at the barricade that are just trying to get him to react to them, but he continues to ignore them. Finally he reaches the ring, and steps up onto the apron of the ring trailing his hand across the top rope to about the middle. A blank expression is on his face as he turns to look out at the crowd for a moment before stepping between the middle and top ropes, and goes over to the nearest turnbuckle stepping up to the second turnbuckle. He raises his arms again, and then spins off in a 180 degree angle landing on his feet, and waiting for the start of the match.
Cole: Well here is the financial genius himself, Seifer!
King: What a face to start off our first match in Night of Champions!
the opening of the games one blood hits the pa system and el combatiente follows his manager javier onto the stage. they look around soaking up there surrounding until el combatiente breaks into a full sprint for the ring and slides in. javier slowly walks to ringside and takes his position at ringside as el combatiente streatches in the ring preparing for his match to begin
Cole: Well here is El Combatiente, ready to raise some hell.
King: This guys pretty good. Is he able to be our Junior Heavyweight Champion?
The lights go out in the arena and then the intro for Boy Hits Car's "The Rebirth" play's over the P.A. system. The ramp way lights up on each side with traditional Japanese paper lamps.
Rebirth (whispered)
Immerse yourself
in this moment
Think about our rebirth
As the guitars kick the paper lamps explode into fireworks shooting upwards in an angle towards the ring. A red hue takes over the arena
Lets get connected
Lets get united
Lets run away out of these vows of these men of structure
Whoa I wanna get connected
So we can get electric
Then we'll set our souls free dancing into rapture
A light shines down on the center of the ramp and there is Shiyen on both knee's as if he's praying, he then makes the motion of seppuku across his stomach up to his chest and pounds his heart and hops to his feet as the house lights come back and up He flips a traditional robe off his shoulders.
Oh oh
Here comes the rebirth
Shiyen makes his way down the ramp his hands out to each side letting the fans slap his hands as he walks by, he's in his wrestling gear of black baggy pant's with Shi written down his right leg and Yen written down his left in dark red, his pants are tucked into his black boots with dark red kick pads.
Pushing outwards
From our swollen hearts
It's time to fuse ourselves when love set free loves burning spirit
Cuz everyone seems
Cold and emotionless
I can smell the hunger, taste the angry air who resurrects this
Shiyen stands at the ring for a second before leaping between the bottom and middle rope, rolling into the ring and stopping in the center on one knee he looks around the arena and then does the seppuku motion once more before hoping to his feet
You'll find a place where
You'll beholden to no one
Except yourself so let them come and see ya standing naked
Full of passion
Flowing inside out
Into creation becoming one with present
So go get connected
Unshackled essence
Lets fuck away morality, you might be independent
Oh I wanna get connected
So we can get electric
Then we'll set our souls free dancing into rapture
Oh oh
Immerse yourself in this moment
Think about our rebirth
Shiyen goes to his corner cracking his knuckles and rolling his neck to crack it while awaiting the opening bell
Cole: And here is another one of XHFs next potentials, Shiyen!
King: Hes been here for a few months, but hasnt won a belt yet. Could tonight be the night?
The picture shows up on the screen, then over the PA system the song We Are The Champions by Queen plays. Some smoke forms at the top of the entrance ramp. Red, and yellow lights move all around the area. The camera pans over the crowd, and everyone starts booing when they hear the music. The camera pans to the entrance way again, and there you see standing is Michelle Jordan. Once the fans see her they start cheering loudly.
I've paid my dues, time after time
I've done my sentence, but committed no crime
And bad mistakes, I've made a few
I've had my share of sand, kicked in my face
But I've come through
The fans still cheer for Michelle as she stands there. She then turns, and face the entrance way and she smiles. When she does that then walks out is Chase Helton. The fans then start booing loudly. He comes out with a cocky smile across his face. Michelle points to Chase when he comes out, and then shed start clapping when he walks over to her. The fans keep booing him, but Chase shows no problem from it. He acts like the boos are nothing at all.
And I need to go on and on and on and on
We are the champions, my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions, We are the champions
No time for losers 'cos we are the champions of the world
After he walks over to Michelle he puts his arms up in the air, and shed point to him again. The fans boo at him yet again as they do that. Theyd then start walking down to the ring as Chase lips the words to We Are The Champions. He stops at the bottom of the ramp, and he then throws his arms up in the air. He then slides into the ring under the ropes as Michelle walks up the steps. When she gets on the apron Chase sits on the second rope helping her in the ring.
I've taken my bows, and my curtain calls
You've bought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it... I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose
Chase then walks around the ring for a little as the fans boo him. He keeps his ignorant smile as he starts climbing up the turnbuckle. When he does the fans boo louder, and Chase yet again throws his arms in the air. When he does Michelle claps, and then points to him. She smiles, and then Chase climbs down off of the turnbuckle as he smiles in a cocky way.
Cole: Here is the XHFs Superhero of sorts.
King: Amazing! Now Night of Champions can finally begin!
Four Corner Survival for the vacant XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
El Combatiente vs. Seifer vs. Shiyen vs. Chase Helton
In the middle of the ring are the first two members in the match. On one side of the ring is Chase Helton, and on the other side, there is Seifer. On the apron near Helton and Seifer are El Combatiente and Shiyen, respectively. The announcer walks into the ring holding an item in black cloth, and hands it to the referee. The referee picks up the item into the air, allowing the black cloth to fall down on the mat, and reveal to the tens of thousands of people in the arena, and the millions watching XHF Night of Champions on Pay Per View The XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship! It is an indescribable sensation that brought the peoples cheers throughout the Athens Stadium echoing for miles, but the spirit in their heart being felt through the edges of the universe. As the referee passes it to the announcer, who then passes to the time keeper, the bell rings, and the match begins. Seifer and Chase begin the match as they run towards each other.
Cole: Hells going to break loose.
King: You know it. At least we know for sure that we can promise you that before the night is done, we will have our new Junior Heavyweight Champion!
As soon as Seifer is in ranger, Chase grabs Seifer and hits him with an arm drag, but he holds the arm. They both stand up with the grip in tight. Seifer reverses it into a hammer lock. Seifer then pushes Chase, but since hes really close to the ropes, he puts his feet on the top rope, then backflips behinds Seifer and on the way down, he hits a reverse-DDT! As soon as the impact has taken place, Chase Helton flips over Seifer: One Two Kickout! Chase Helton gets up, and turns around about to gets a breather before getting to work but as soon as he turns around, he gets knocked down with SPINNING DEATH from Shiyen, but it turns out that hes not the only one interfering with the match when its not his turn; El Combatiente hits Seifer with a 450 Splash! Luckily for Seifer, however, El Combatiente isnt the legal man, and thus, refuses to count. El Combatiente and Shiyen bring themselves back to their corners, leaving our two legal participants in lying in the middle of the ring, exhausted.
Cole: Oh come on, we need some order in this match!
King: Hey, its Night of Champions, not Night of bitches and rules
On one side of the ring is Seifer, on the ground, and on the other is Chase Helton, also on the ground. With great deals of energy, they begin crawling to their corners, trying to tag someone in. They begin crawling, and they both tag someone in! Seifer with El Combatiente, and Chase with Shiyen! They both go between the ropes and run at each other, Shiyen hitting El Combatiente hard with a clothesline that forces him to flip upon contract, but while being midair and upside down, El Combatiente hits Shiyen with a Hurracanrana that leaves everyone on the floor, well except the referee. El Combatiente rolls around and pulls an arm over Shiyen: One Two Kickout! El Combatiente gets a little aggravated; however, he still goes on. He forces himself back to his feet and walks up to Shiyen, and brings him to his feet. El Combatiente and Shiyen begin on brawling until they hear a noise. Its Praise by Sevendust, and there walks out one of XHFs commissioners, Magnus, along with his partner in crime, Pagnus, and as cute as ever! The music cuts as Magnus pulls out a microphone.
: Ok, so was I playing with this new remote control car when this guy asked for a match. Well he was interrupting my remote control time so Im putting him in one.
: Arf!
: Oh yeah. Its this match.
*Magnus and Pagnus walks off as the newest person in the match is seen to be*
"One of A Kind" blasts over the PA system. Red, green, and blue lights fill the arena. Scotty comes from the curtain and runs down the ramp. He then slides through the apron and bottom rope. He stands up and puts both arms in the air. He then stands in the cornor and waits.
Cole: So we have someone else in the match!
King: How will this fare?
What the entrance doesnt say is that while on the way in, Scotty tags Shiyen, and is therefore the legal man. It pisses Shiyen off to say the least, but it pisses El Combatiente off even more because instead of fighting someone who is weak, hes fighting someone fresh, and ready to go. Succumbing to the temptation of rage, El Combatiente runs full force towards Scotty Callaway right into a dropkick to the face! El Combatiente gets pissed off beyond belief but tries to shake the anger off. He goes into the corner, and tags in Chase Helton. He gets into the ring as El Combatiente walks out of the ring or so it seems. As Chase Helton gets in the ring and runs, grabs Scotty and throws him to the ropes. He bounces back to Chase who attempts a clothesline, but ducked. What Scotty doesnt see is that El Combatiente never left the ring, though he once started to. El Combatiente dropkicks Scotty in the face, who forces him back to Chase who hits him with a full nelson slam! After being yelled at from the referee, El Combatiente leaves the ring.
Cole: El Combatiente finally got his revenge.
King: Hes good, but that doesnt mean hell win the match.
Chase Helton picks up the fallen Scotty Callaway and throws him out of the way with a super hard Irishwhip that knocks him off the ring. Chase Helton runs towards the ropes, jumps on the top rope and hits a moonsault, hitting him off the outside! They get up, and begin fighting and while that happens, we see Shiyen climbing to the top rope. Shiyen jumps off with a corkscrew cross body, but with the combined efforts of Helton and Callaway, they are able to catch him. This doesnt stop them though with El Combatiente who jumps off and lands on Shiyen! Wait, yes it does, but barely. Chase and Scotty Callaway are able to drop them because of the weight and velocity but at least they dont have anyone else about to jump off That is until we see Seifer on the top rope, and who jumps off with a diving spear! He knocks everyone down, and he quickly gets up! He knows that he isnt legal, but he wants to damage the ones who are so that he can end the match easier, so he brings Scotty Callaway to his feet and hits a German Suplex on him! He then brings up Chase Helton to his feet, and hits him with a spinning DDT! Seifer, having done his intent, walks back to his designated place on the apron.
King: What a smart man he is!
Cole: Dont you have morals!? Hes cheating!
Shiyen and El Combatiente grab Chase Helton and Scotty Callaway, respectively, and throw him into the ring. Two, almost lifeless bodies just lay there as Seifer took care of them. As these two slowly rise to their feet, Shiyen begins to be pissed and because of that, he begins brawling with Seifer, who is responsible for almost knocking out Callaway and Chase Helton to the point where they are almost unable to even tag out. El Combatiente just stays there, and has his arm out. Callaway and Helton see this, and both struggle to tag him. They are both on their knees on their way up, and they leap off, and both tag him at almost the same time! It looks like. Its Chase Helton who tagged El Combatiente first! El Combatiente gets into the ring, and turns to Scotty Callaway JUST IN TIME for him to grab his head. He runs up to the turnbuckle and hits El Combatiente with Sliced Bread #2! Seifer and Shiyen are too busy brawling, Chase Helton is too damn tired, and because of this, Scotty Callaway might have this: One Two Thre-KICKOUT!
Cole: HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
King: What a GREAT match!
Scotty Callaway puts his hands on his head, just shocked! After over ten minutes of fighting, this match is not over yet, and its just shocking! Callaway is about to end this match by the way he stands up proudly, with his arms in the air! Scotty Callaway goes for the Sliced Bread #2, and El Combatiente looks helpless! Scotty runs and uses his legs to run up the turnbuckle, and thats when he makes his move and by he, I mean El Combatiente, he uses his flexibility to jump up on the top, and Scotty uses his body weight to keep himself still on the top, and contrary to instinct, its not such a good move El Combatiente begins punching Scotty on the chest, but its not doing too much good. Scotty grabs El Combatiente, and goes for his finisher TORNADO DDT! EL COMBATIENTE REVERSES! SUPER KOJI CUTTER, OFF THE TOP ROPE! Its executed beautifully and El Combatiente goes for the pin: One Just as this happens, Shiyen sees this, and knocks Seifer out Spinning Death. Two Shiyen comes running into the ring to break up the pin. THREE! Its too late, we have ourselves a New Junior Heavyweight Champion!
Winner and NEW XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion: EL COMBATIENTE!
Cole: AMAZING! Simply amazing! With our Junior Heavyweight Championship out of commission for almost half a month, we finally have ourselves a new champion!
King: This is probably the best XHF Night of Champions opener ever! Can our next match top it off? We have a match for the vacant XHF Hardcore Championship!
The camera moves to the locker room of Joe Everyman. Joe is getting ready for his match, which is up next. Maria and Amber Williams are sitting on a couch watching Night Of Champions as it goes by. The TV then cuts to the live feed of the locker room.
Joe, why is the camera here, isn't your match coming up?
Yeah, I called them in here.
Mark Amicus then walks into the room.
Why is there a camera here, isn't you match next Joe?
I already asked that.
Yeah Mark, I asked them in here. I have something to say.
Joe circles around the couch infront of Maria and Amber.
Maria, every time I see you, I just want to be with you. Everytime I see you, my heart misses a beat. Everytime I see you, I just want to show my affection to you.
What are you trying to say Joe?
Miss Maria Williams.....will you marry me?
& Gasp!!
The crowd gasps along with them.
It then goes dead silent in the room and through out the arena. Maria looks down at Joe who is now kneeling. Joe pulls out the engagement ring and shows it to Maria.
Ye......yes, I will marry you Joe!
The crowd, Mark and Amber then start clapping and cheering.
Joe stands up and puts the ring on Maria finger. Maria and Amber hug eachother as Mark pats Joe on the back. Maria stops hugging Amber and then hugs Joe.
Joe, I love you!
And I love you too.
Say hello to the new Mr. and Mrs. Joe Everyman.
Joe and Maria kiss as the camera fades out.
Cole: I think i'm gonna puke.
King: Eww...not all over my shoes.
The house lights in the arena go low, a red hue of lights stay on and over the P.A. system we hear a voice.
"First you have to give up, first you have to -know-... not fear... -know-... that someday you're gonna die."
You couldnt be, you couldnt be me even if you wanted to,
Everything Ive been through.
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life,
I wouldnt know
The intro for Hellyeah's "You wouldn't know" comes blaring over the sound system, the entrance ramp fills with smoke and we can see the silhouette of Price in the center of the smoke, his head tilted back looking up to the heavens his arms held out wide in the crucifix pose.
18 wheels are rolling,
18 wheels are crushing, Me down,
Running me down
Cars are crashing
Cars are crashin, all around me
Running me down,
As the song explodes into the guitar riff so does the stage red pyro shooting up towards the sky angled towards the ring. Price emerges from the smoke and make's his way down the ramp He's wearing black thigh length shorts. Messiah of Hardcore written on the back of his shorts with a pattern of barbwire being the trim of the shorts.
All my days are numbered,
All my days are grey,
All my skies are covered,
All my ends are frayed,
Price ignores the heckling fans as he pass's by then, takes his Messiah of Hardcore shirt off up over his head and toss's it to the ramp. He climbs the ring steeps and climbs the outside turnbuckle to the 2nd rope.
You couldnt be, you couldnt be me even if you wanted to,
Everything Ive been through. You wouldnt know
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life,
I wouldnt know
As the song breaks into it's choirs the camera does a fly by of Price as he looks around the arena then throws his arms out wide once more into the crucifix pose with his head once more tilted up looking towards the heavens as if daring someone to strike him down. He slowly lowers his arms and then his head bringing his chin down to his chest as he looks around the arena at the fans then he leaps over the top rope into the ring and stretches his arms on the top rope.
Lightnings crashin
Thunders rolling all around me,
Bringin me down
Stars are falling,
Fires lighting all around me,
Burning me down
King: Now it's time for the Hardcore Battle Royal! New Hardcore Champion will be made tonight!
Cole: And the last Hardcore Champion is the "it" man for this match.
Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie starts to play as the house lights dim and the arena is flooded with pink strobing lights. Slowly the black satin curtian is pulled back and out steps Joanie Lee wearing a black sports bra-type blouse with matching shorts. She looks at the crowd and waits at the top of the ramp absorbing their energy both postive and negative> She then slowly walks down the ramp stopping occassionally looking at the crowd> As she reaches the ring area she smirks looking at the ref and then slides in head first under the ring ropes. She gets up and walks around the ring with a smug look on her face and confident eyes. She stops after a minute and looks down the ramp awaiting her opponent. She moves around anticipating them and attacks them as soon as they enter.
"I Walk Alone" by Saliva hits the PA. Announcer: "Now approching the ring, from Washington D.C., weighing in at 252 pounds, Joe Everyman". All of the lights in the arena turn green, blue, and white. Joe and Maria walk from the curtain and stage on the stage. Joe then puts his arms to the side, and then brings them down. As he does, blue flames shot from the front of the stage. Joe and Maria then walk toward the ring as short spikes of fire shot up. Joe then slides into the ring as Maria walks up the steps. Joe then splits the ropes as Maria gets in. Joe then points toward the stage as the blue fire shots again.
"Why dont you ask me what its like to be a Freak" is said in a sadistic voice. Bong hits the PA as the Undertajers theme starts to play and the lights fade to black. Only a single white light shines on a grave site with the tombstone reading "R.I.P Mark Evil. Then another white light points at the curtain under the Xtreme-Tron. What walks out is a ghoulish looking creature dressed like a dark priest walks to the gravesite. He starts reading something from a book and then looks around as thunder starts to sound and lightning flashes. He then pulls the left sleeve of his cloak up to reveal a 666 tatoo. He then pulls out a knife and makes one cut along his wrist and as the blood starts to drip he turns his arm over and lets the blood drip onto the dirt. A loud crack of thunder is heard as a lightning bolt hits the tombstone. The lights turn to a fiery red as the laughs of demons can be heard and then all is silent and the lights turn off for 5 seconds. Then when the red lights turn on red fire erupts from the ring posts and he appears in the middle of the ring as he brushes off some dirt.
"Ain't Love Grand" by Atreyu fills the arena as Eric Sanderson comes out, crying. He tries to hit on a few good looking girls on the way to the ring but they pay no attention to him, so he pulls out a razor blade and starts to cut himself. Eric rolls into the ring and shows the crowd where he cut himself. They laugh which only hurts him even more. He lets out a scream of discomfort as he gets down on the mat and cries into the ring...
"Ain't Love Grand" by Atreyu fills the arena as Alex Adams comes out, crying. He tries to hit on a few good looking girls on the way to the ring but they pay no attention to him, so he pulls out a razor blade and starts to cut himself. Adam rolls into the ring and shows the crowd where he cut himself. They laugh which only hurts him even more. He lets out a scream of discomfort as he gets down on the mat and cries into the ring...
All is quiet in the arena, most of the matches over. Well, mostly quiet, if you were to ignore the hubbub of the crowd, all being worked up to the main event.
Then the lights drop and the screen flashes with white noise, of a darkened face with flashing red eyes, and the words 'Lone Wolf' and over the PA comes the unmistakeable drop-D riff of 'Dead Star', the scratchy harmonics being mirrored by flashes on the screen and stage lights.
Then the crowd rises and cheers as the blond-haired, red-eyed figure of Rock Howard walks out onto the stage, his hands shoved into his pockets, a confident grin on his face. The music still hitting the D's and harmonics he stops and lets his right hand rise up to his face, the music peaking and pausing before his hand flys out, his body spinning around, the pyro flaring up in the shape of an unfurling wing, the music hitting with the drums and bass hitting at the same time as the crunch of the guitar. Rock turns back, smiling again as the crowd goes ballistic, and makes his way to the ring, jumping up to the canvas before hopping the ropes and looking about into the cheering crowd.
*Suddenly... The lights turn dark and... BOOM! Pyros blare throughout the stage as "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins to play. Michael Storm comes out in black wrestling shorts with yellow stripes on the sides. He begins to runs full speed down the ramp and then soon slides into the ring! Michael Storm gets up and then jumps to one turnbuckle and raises his arms, getting boos from the audience. Michael Storm jumps off and lands on his feet and stretches out his legs a little bit, waiting for the match to begin.*
As the start of "Riot" by Three Days Grace hits, a huge pyro explodes center stage. Once the smoke clears, Jason Willis steps out, followed by his ever so sexy girlfriend Sara. He slowly saunters down the ramp sporting his black fishnet, long sleeve shirt, and black jeans with chains on them. Sara, sporting a white tube top with a pink mini skirt, and her seductive black hair. The two make their way to ringside where they part. Jason slides into the ring and climbs up the farthest turnuckle staring out into the crowd. He lets out a scream, much to the delight of the fans. He hops down and awaits the following events.
*The arena goes dark. You start gearing the fans cheer as the lights go out. You see lighter up in the air as the lights are out, then youd hear this quote.*
And during the few moments that we have left, we wanna talk right down to earth in a language that everyone here can easily understand.
*Soon as the fans hear that they start booing, and know who it is. Green lights start to fill the arena as smoke forms at the front of the entrance ramp. The fans keep booing as walking out is Adam Cross. He is wearing his patient white long cut off sleeve trench coat, with the blank beanie. Following behind him, and walking out is Erica Angel.*
Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
*Cross starts walking down the entrance ramp as the fans boo him, since he is in a partnership with Chase Helton. He stops half way down the ramp, and he yells at the fans, and tell them to shut their mouths. He gives a few of them the finger, and yells at them some more. Erica tries to tell them to be shut up, and head to the ring.*
Neon lights, A Nobel Price
The mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set me free
I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your T.V.
I'm the Cult of Personality
I exploit you still you love me
*Cross finishes walking down the ramp, and he stands at the bottom. He looks around a little, and gets a cocky smirk on his face. He walks to the stairs, and walks up the apron. Erica walks up and sits on the rope for Cross so he can enter the ring. The fans boo thinking how bad Cross treats Erica. Cross gets in the ring, and walks away from the ropes not holding them for Erica. She gets in the ring, and Cross gets on one of the turnbuckles and throws his fists in the air. The boos him, and yell stuff at him. So Christopher takes off his beanie, and throws it at them. He jumps of the turnbuckle, and takes off his jacket. He then toss his jacket to Erica for her to hold. *
*"Who betta than Kanyon blasts over the P.A. Obsidian walks out down to the ring eating nachos.*
"The Final Countdown" by Europe hits the P.A. and Pagnus walks out. Pagnus wobbles down and the crowd implodes! Women faint in the audience. Pagnus says "Arf!" and the crowd goes "Awwwww." Pagnus goes up to a parapelgic kid in the front row and lets him pet him. Suddenly, the kid can walk! Pagnus enters the ring.
The Rugrats theme blares over the P.A. and Demon Baby Campbell crawls out of the entryway. He stands up and halfhazardly walks down to the ring. He climbs up the steps and rolls into the ring.
Cole: This is a huge amount of wrestlers in one big battle royal!
King: This may be the most intense fifteen minutes ever!
Hardcore 15 Minute Time Battle Royal for the vacant XHF Hardcore Championship
Price enters as "champ", whoever pins the current "champ" becomes "champ". The "champ" after 15 minutes is the new XHF Hardcore Champion
"The Messiah of Hardcore" Price vs. Michael Storm vs. Joe Everyman vs. Adam Cross vs. Mark Evil vs. Jason Willis vs. Pagnus vs. Obsidian vs. Joanie Lee vs. Rock Howard vs. Alex Adams vs. Eric Sanderson vs. Demon Baby Campbell
The bell rings and Price dives at Micheal Storm. Everyman and Evil start brawling. Adam Cross and Eric Sanderson fight. Obsidian hits on Joanie Lee and she slaps him. Alex Adams and Rock Howard start fighting. Jason Willis leaves the ring and grabs some weapons from underneath. Demon Baby Campbell is running around hitting peoples ankles and just being a nuisance and Pagnus just sits in a corner. Willis throws a trash can full of items into the ring and it hits Sanderson in the back of the head. Weapons spill out all over the mat. Pagnus grabs a singapore cane! And he starts eating it like it was bamboo! The crowd goes "Awww." Everyman clotheslines Mark Evil over the top rope and goes over with him.Willis throws in another trash can full of weapons, and this one manages to not hit anyone. He then grabs the timekeepers chair and enters the ring. Adam Cross turns around into a chair shot over the head from Willis! Willis then hits Obsidian in the back with the chair. But then Willis gets hit in the back with a street sign from Storm! Storm turns to kick Price in the stomach, then hits him over the back of the head with the sign. Price goes down and Storm covers, but before even a one count, Joanie Lee kicks Storm off. Alex Adams hip tosses Rock Howard out of the ring. Joanie hits Price with an elbow to the chest and then covers. She gets a one count before Adams delivers a low dropkick to her side and lands on Price himself. 1, 2, kickout!
King: A lot of action here!
Cole: I don't know if I can keep up!
Demon Baby Campbell starts choking Jason Willis while he's on the ground. Willis pushes the baby off of him and into Pagnus. Pagnus looks at the baby and says "Arf." The baby then bites Pagnus's paw. Pagnus quickly backs up in pain and he bumps into Obsidian, which knocks him foreward and makes him butt heads with Sanderson. Pagnus cowers in the corner. Outside, Mark Evil and Joe Everyman are hitting each other back and forth. Mark Evil rams Everyman's back into the guardrail. Evil then goes under the ring and finds a table. He pulls it out and sets it up. Everyman gets up and hits Evil from behind with an elbow. Rock Howard is up and runs around the ring as Everyman is setting Evil up on the table. Howard delivers a roundhouse kick to Everyman which knocks him on top of Evil on the table. Howard jumps up onto the apron and then up onto the turnbuckle nearby. Adam Cross shakes the ropes and Howard gets crotched. Cross climbs the turnbuckle and delivers a super huricanrana off the top toward the table. Everyman and Evil move out of the way and Howard crashes through the table!
King: Oh my!
Cole: This action picked up fast.
In the ring, Price knocks Joanie and Alex off of him and grabs a singapore cane. He then hits Alex, taking him down. He then hits Joanie. He's about to hit the Demon Baby, but puts on the breaks, because its a baby. Micheal Storm comes from behind and blasts Price in the back of the head with a keyboard! Keys go flying everywhere! Storm makes a cover! 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 5:32: Micheal Storm
Cole: Our first pin fall!
King: Can Storm hold out for ten minutes?
Obsidian charges at Storm, but misses a clothesline attempt by three feet to the left. Obsidian turns around into a spinebuster from Storm! The Demon Baby bites on Storm's ankle. Storm looks down. Storm shakes the kid off, then punts him out of the ring! The crowd boos at Storm kicking a baby! Storm acts like he doesn't care, then gets hit from behind with a low blow from Joanie Lee! She then turns him around and hits an exploding suplex. As she gets up, Eric Sanderson hits her in the ribs with a soccer kick! Sanderson goes to cover Storm, but after a one count, Everyman hits him with a legdrop! Everyman pulls Storm up off the mat and throws him into a corner. Everyman puts Storm up on the top rope. Mark Evil rushes over, and instead of hitting Everyman, helps him with Storm. They climb to the top rope and pull Storm up for a double top rope superplex with all three men standing on the top. Alex Adams and Eric Sanderson run up to the second rope and grab Everyman and Evil from behind with waistlocks. Jason Willis rushes between them and grabs Evil and Everyman in backdrop positions. Price, Adam Cross, Obsidian, and Joanie Lee rush up and get between or on the side of Adams, Willis, and Sanderson. Price, Cross, Obsidian, and Lee pull with powerbombs, throwing Adams, Willis, and Sanderson off and causing them to deliver there german suplexes and backdrops to Evil and Everyman, who in turn are made to deliver the superplex to Micheal Storm! They're all down! Pagnus comes over and "arfs" at Micheal Storm, who took the worst of that, and licks him. The crowd goes "awww!" Pagnus's paw is on Storm's chest as he does. 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 7:45: Pagnus!
King: I don't believe it!
Cole: How did this happen!
The crowd is incredibly eccstatic! Pagnus doesn't understand whats going on as lights are flashing everywhere. Obsidian, Lee, Cross, and Price are the first up, and look at Pagnus. Pagnus backs away slowly. They all charge him and he darts out of the ring. Pagnus jumps into the crowd and they give him chase. Cross gets his hand on Pagnus, but a fan attacks Cross! He won't let Cross harm the adorable Pagnus! Obsidian, Lee, and Price still give chase and Pagnus turns and runs through a row of people, who are all trying to hold the wrestlers back. Lee angrily pushes her way through and Pagnus hops back over the barricade and onto the entryway ramp. She's about to jump after him when a fat butch biker chick stands up and blocks Lee's way to Pagnus. Demon Baby Campbell is on the ramp and looking, not evil. It's almost as if he's trying to be cute. Pagnus walks over and sniffs him. The Demon Baby starts petting Pagnus and Pagnus rolls over. The Demon Baby rubs his tummy, which is a pin, 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 9:23: Demon Baby Campbell!
Cole: A baby could be our next hardcore champ?
King: Who would dare attack and pin a baby!? Who would be evil enough to do that!?
Demon Baby Campbell backs away from Pagnus smiling and backs right into...Mark Evil! The baby turns around and when he realizes it's Mark Evil, he needs to change his diaper. Mark Evil grabs the baby and lifts him up! Mark Evil holds the baby overhead in a military press. The crowd is shocked! But before he can do anything with the baby, Rock Howard spears Mark Evil in the back! The baby falls down into the belly of Pagnus and slides safely to the floor. Howard then checks on the baby and holds him down by his head. 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 10:23: Rock Howard!
But Mark Evil is up quickly and pissed. He kicks Rock Howard in the face. Rock Howard hits Mark with a chop to the chest. He goes for a spinning kick, but Evil quickly grabs him and locks in the Last Breath! He takes Howard down and synches in the hold. Howard taps out!
Current "Champ" at 10: 41: Mark Evil!
King: Now I don't think the belts going anywhere.
Cole: We got less than five minutes now!
Mark Evil gets up and goes up the ramp, trying to get away from the ring. But Cross, Obsidian, Price, and Lee, who were in the crowd are climbing up the side of the entryway and up onto the ramp to stop Mark Evil from getting away. Mark Evil sees nowhere to go, so he charges at the four and dives at them. They catch him and lift him above their heads. They then move over to the side of the entryway and toss Evil down through a table with electrical equipment! Sparks fly everywhere! Lee tries to go down to pin him, but Price stops her and tries to get ahead. Obsidian and Cross hold him back and now they're all fighting to get down there. Everyman, Alex Adams, Eric Sanderson, Micheal Storm, and Jason Willis are now moving up the ramp. Everyman goes off to the side and through the crowd. As everyone fights to get to Mark Evil, Everyman sneaks up and pins him. 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 12:03: Joe Everyman!
King: That's the way you win belts!
Cole: That's not very hardcore.
As Everyman gets up, Sanderson is climbing down toward him. As Everyman's focus is on him, Sanderson's partner Adams jumps off the entryway and hits Everyman with a cross body onto the concrete floor! 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 12:15: Alex Adams!
Sanderson runs over to congradulate his partner and puts out his hand for a high five. Adams puts his arm up, but Sanderson moves to the side and rolls up Adams with a schoolboy! 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 12: 20: Eric Sanderson!
Sanderson and Adams start arguing, which gives Lee, Obsidian, and Willis plenty of time to come down and attack them both. Rock Howard is up on stage fighting with Storm, Cross and Price. The camera pans over to where Pagnus and the Demon Baby are and the baby is a bloody mess! Theirs blood all over Pagnus! The crowd is in shock. Pagnus sits and says "arf," to which the crowd responds with, "awwww." He then starts licking his genitals and stops caring about the match. Back on the floor, Lee kicks Willis in the gut and hits a DDT. She gets up and charges at Adams and hits a tornado DDT! He looks glazed over. She kicks Sanderson in the gut and goes for another DDT, but Sanderson reverses with a northern lights, but Lee fights it and comes back down with a spike DDT on the floor! She rolls over into a pin. 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 13:04: Joanie Lee!
Obsidian goes up to Joanie and hits on her again. She pokes him in the eyes! He starts screaming about his left eye, the one with the patch over it. She looks shocked and goes to check on him, andhe grabs her in a small package! 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 13:10: Obsidian!
Obsidian gets up and celebrates! But Joanie is quickly up and kicks him in the crotch. She then takes him down into the Broken! But Adam Cross is there and hits her in the back of the head with a dropkick. He turns Obsidian over and pins him. 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 13:22: Adam Cross!
Adam Cross gets up hunched over and Jason Willis comes out of nowhere with the Moment of Impact! He covers. 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 13:30: Jason Willis!
Storm, Howard, and Price are still battling on the stage. Storm and Howard are battling back and forth with punches. Price charges from behind with a yakuza kick to Howard's back, knocking him into Storm and sending both down off the stage! They crash through some tables! Mark Evil is back up and grabs Jason Willis from behind with the Last Breath. Everyman charges at Willis with a chair, but Willis ducks down and Everyman hits Evil with it! Evil falls off of Willis and Everyman turns into an Avarice into the chair he's holding, into his face, from Willis! He hits the floor hard. Then Lee grabs Willis from behind and hits a german suplex bridge on the concrete! 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 14:25: Joanie Lee!
Obsidian comes at Lee from behind and tries to tickle her. She turns around and just looks at him like he's an idiot. He shrugs. Then he gets hit with a chairshot to the back of the head from Price! Price and Lee are the last two standing with less than thirty seconds in the match! Price swings the chair at Lee, she ducks and kicks Price in the gut. She puts his head between her legs and signals for the Dead End, but Price gets out of it by hitting her foot with the edge of the chair. She bounces back holding her foot in pain. She turns around and Price grabs her and hits the Backcracker with the chair between his knees and her back! Price gets up and is about to pin, but looks at the carnage. He throws the chair down and walks away!
Cole: He's walking away?
King: What is he thinking!
The timer is running down. 8...7...Everyman, Evil, and Storm are starting to stir...6...all three men are crawling toward Joanie...5...Storm collapses again...4...Everyman gets close to Joanie, but Evil grabs his leg! 3 on the timer, Evermany pushes Evil off him with his free foot and puts an arm over Joanie's neck, 2 on the timer, 1 count...1 on the timer, 2 count! BUZZ! The ref stops the count as the match is now over!
Winner and NEW Hardcore Champion: Joanie Lee!
Cole: What an ending to a crazy match! That was nuts!
King: It was a photo finish and Joanie keeps the victory and wins the belt!
TAKA Michinoku Present: The X-Cup No Disqualification Punjabi Ice Rink Mexican Rules King of the Mountain Lumberjack Inferno Hellfire and Brimstone Loser Gets Their Feathers Ruffled King of Mutant Rabid Rats Match
Curtis Bauer vs. Terry Bradshaw
Cole: First off, before we get to this match we like to thank our sponsor for this match about ready to take place.
*in steps "Good ol' J.R., Jim Ross*
Jim Ross: Oh yes, this match is brought to you by, oh I love these...FRUITY, FRUITY, DELICIOUS, FRUITY, FRUITY, OH GAWD! THEY'RE SKITTLES! BY GAWD!
King: Oh damn, not all over my shoes.
Curtis is on the ice rink, without skates. Because he is awesome that way. Terry walks onto the ice, in full hockey attire. Curtis points and laughs and then as Terry starts to skate toward Curtis, Terry falls down! The lumberjacks all laugh as well as Curtis, who takes one step and falls on his back. There is nothing but laughter. Curtis gets up and is pissed. He eligantly slides over to Terry and elbow drops him on the ice! Terry screams with the pain of the elbow drop. Curtis gets up and turns around only to flinch back due to a trash barrel on fire! He sees a bag of weapons nearby and goes to get one. Digging through the bag, a kendo stick comes out, as well as a cross bow, a ninja sword, an uzi, but Curtis stops, pulling out a bag for arrows and a bow! He smirks and hides behind a fire can. As Terry stands up he sees the cross bow there. Terry grabs it and does a barrel roll as Curtis gets up and Terry shoots Curtis in the arm! Curtis doesn't move, because he's a Bauer! Instead he pulls back and launches an arrow into Terry Bradshaw's leg! Terry falls down in pain and Curtis reloads! Terry stands up, arrow stillin leg, and Curtis shoots again! Ala Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, Terry screams at each arrow and then both!
Curtis slings the bow over his right arm and starts running as if on regular ground and not ice. He jumps and dropkicks Terry into the wall and through it, right into Kirk Cameron! Curtis then grabs Terry and locks him in a chokehold, screaming at him. He then yells "who's the boss?!" Terry replies with a "YOU ARE!!!" Curtis counters that and yells "NO, TONY DANZA BITCH!" Curtis picks up Terry still in the chokehold, but is then sideswiped by PAGNUS!
: ARF!!!
Pagnus the runs off only to be chased by Samuel L Jackson! Ludacris walks up with a mic to Sammy Jackson.
Ludacris: GET BACK MUH FUCKA YOU DONT KNOW ME LIKE DAT!
Ludacris is then picked up by a T-Rex and throw out into the crowd. As Curtis continues the beating on Terry, Steve Yzerman skates in out of nowhere and slashes Curtis in the back with his hockey stick. He then goes after Terry for not wearing a Red Wings jersey. Steve is then pulled off the ice by the one and only Tony Danza!
Tony Danza : I'M THE BOSS!
Tony hits Steve with an elbow drop. As those two continue fighting in the background, Curtis turns to look up, and points to the sky box, and flips it off. The camera pans up to Jeff Jarrett who is yelling at him from the sky box. Curtis then does the Jarrett walk and laughs at him. Curtis turns around only to be lowblowed by Terry Bradshaw! Terry pulls a super soaker out of one of the bags and finds a zippo lighter and a roll of duck tape. He tapes the lighter on and pumps up the gun up. As Curtis gets up he is holding his crotch. Terry goes to pull the trigger but nothing happens. He looks down the barrell and pulls it again only to be blasted in the face with fire! Terry freaks out, flailing his arms like a crazy man! Curtis musters up the strength and charges at him, and front dropkicks him into the big glass ball of killer new york rats that was never noticed before do to being covered up and then uncovered mysteryously, probably from Tony Danza. Curtis sees the rats run out to devour anything there, so he books it out and jumps over the wall around the rink, and the bell rings!
WINNER: CURTIS BAUER!
Behold the King, The King of Xtreme.
Mark appears under the Xtreme-Tron as King of Kings(Xtreme Remix) by Motorhead plays in the background. His video rolls showing him doing Xtreme moves. He continues down to the ring as the lights flash between blue and red.
Cole: The Phoenix Champ is here.
King: Thanks for stating the obvious.
Took from me all that I had
With my soul and spirit dead
Killing everything in me
What is one use to be free
Now to drive away the pain
I'll destroy all I distain
I'll become what I despise
Living someone elses life
(Don't ever back down)
Pyro's go off at the end of the intro for the song "The End Has Come" by Ben Moody plays over the P.A. system; as the drums and guitar kick in
Don't ever back down
Don't ever turn around
My end has come
So now I come for you
JFK make's his way out to the entrance way wearing black short tights and white trim with the Jack Daniels logo on the back, shin protector boots and knee pads all black with white highlights and his fists taped up
Now obsession rules my mind
This commotion makes me blind
Searching out who ever runs
Or has stolen away my life
But I'm already dead
JFK ignores the heckling fans and cheering fans alike as he make's his way down to the ring with a sly grin on his face he rolls into the ring and stands in the center and cross's his arms in the SXE pose then rolls his eyes, obviously mocking the taunt. He then heads to his corner and bounces back and forth from foot to foot waiting for the match to start
Don't ever back down
Don't ever turn around
My end has come
So I come for you
King: Tonight could be a big night for the Karn family.
Cole: To bad they dont get along.
Highway To Hell Match for the XHF Phoenix Championship
"JFK" James Franklin Karn vs. Mark Goode
The cages lower from the ceiling and a lumber jack from each side is directed to there positions. Kuroi and Genocide are placed on the lower level while Spike and Price are taken to the second level and Mr. Slave is directed to the top cage alone as JFK only has two lumber jacks. The ref makes sure all the men are in place and then calls for the bell. Both men stand in opposite corners and look each other up and down thinking about there first move. Mark Goode looks ready to mix it up when JFK turns to his lumberjack Kuroi and gives him a wink. Mark Goode looks confused, by this and starts taunting at JFK not noticing as Kuroi walks around to Genocide and spits in his face. JFK begins to laugh at Mark Goode as Genocide attacks Kuroi and the two mammoths begin to brawl. JFK leans back on his turn buckle cockily and points at the two men fighting outside. Mark Goode turns and looks at the two men brawling. Mark begins yelling at his monster to stop as behind him JFK climbs up the top turnbuckle and leaps up and grabs the top of the cage.
Cole: What is JFK doing?
JFK then shows off his immense athletic ability by moving hand by hand across the top of the cage towards the center of the cage. As, JFK makes his way towards the center, Mark turns around and sees this and a look of shock momentarily takes over his face before it is replaced by a look of panic. Mark Goode then quickly runs out of the ring and retrieves a ladder that is laid down on the floor on the outside and takes it into the ring. Mark Goode sets the ladder up as JFK nears the center. JFK quickly moves onto the ladder and uses the ladder Goode brought into the ring to get himself up into the second cage. JFK the gives Mark a small wave and tips the ladder over before Mark can even begin to climb. Mark Goode stomps his feet in anger and then sets up the ladder again as Spike nor Price make any movement towards JFK to stop him from climbing up to the third cage.
King: What is going on! Why isnt Spike trying to stop JFK?
Cole: Theyre a team King.
King: But theyre not in this match. This is Bull
Cole: Oni
King: I can cuss on PPV damn it!
Mark Goode is soon up the ladder and into the second cage as JFK climbs up to the top of the second cage and walks around to the door of the final cage where he finds Mr. Slave standing in the way. JFK pauses in shock as Mark Goode walks through the second cage and begins to climb up. JFK looks down and does some quick talking to try and get the massive man to move to no avail. JFK then looks down and sees Goode climbing up to the top cage. JFK looks frustrated but then reaches into his mouth and pulls out the gum he was chewing and throws it off the edge of the cage. Mr. Slave gets a shocked look on his face and runs after it and climbs down the cage to get it. Quick thinking by JFK but its to late as Mark Goode runs and clotheslines him down onto the cage before he can enter the final cage.
King: Finally, some action.
JFK is quickly back up to his feet and quickly Mark Goode charges him only to be caught with a drop toe hold from JFK sending him quickly to the cage face first. Mark Goode rolls over onto his back and sits up and JFK sends a swift kick towards the head of Mark, but Mark quickly ducks and the kick connects with the side of the cage. JFK grabs towards his leg in pain giving Mark the time to get up and grab JFK from behind and send him back first with a back suplex onto the cage. Mark Goode taunts the fallen JFK and then turns towards the cage door of the final cage, but JFK in a desperate move he reaches out and grabs the leg of Mark Goode. Mark stumbles because of it and this slows him down long enough for JFK to get up to his feet. JFK gets to his feet and both men are face to face as Mark Goode regains his balance and turns to his challenger.
Cole: This should be good.
A moment of silence over takes the arena, but soon the crowd explodes as both men attack with right hands. The two men exchange punch after punch until JFK gets the upper hand as he throws in an eye poke. Mark Goode staggers back and JFK quickly grabs him and sends him over with a snap suplex, but Mark Goode pops back up to his feet! JFK looks shocked as Mark Goode approaches JFK, and quickly JFK sends a boot to the gut and drops him down with a DDT and again MARK GOODE POPS UP TO HIS FEET!
King: What the hell is going on here!
Cole: I think JFK is thinking the same thing!
JFK reaches for a punch to knock Mark down, but Mark blocks it! JFK goes for another, but again it is blocked! JFK is in shock as Mark swings up with his own right hand and clocks JFK and sends him staggering back. Mark Goode then lifts JFK up and drops him down with the Hell Spike! Mark Goode rises to his feet with JFK down and out near the edge of the cage. The crowd blows up with cheers as they realize Mark Goode has it won, but Mark doesnt look done yet. Mark makes the cut throat taunt towards JFK as he begins moving on the top of the cage. Mark slaps his thigh calling for a big boot as JFK gets up to his feet dazed and Mark runs at him and lifts for a big boot to kick JFK off of the side of the cagebut NO! JFK catches Mark Goode under his leg and wraps his other arm around him and sends him over his head and off of the top of the cage with a capture Suplex!!!
King: Theres no way Mark Goode survived that.
Cole: That was sick, simply sick.
JFK falls to his knees as he almost tumbled off with Mark. Mark lays on the second cage motionless as JFK begins to crawl into the final cage and retrieves the Phoenix Championship.
Winner and NEW XHF Phoenix Champion: James Franklin Karn
Cole: JFK is the new Champ.
King: And Mark Goode may have paid the ultimate price trying to protect his title.
The crowd remains quiet, as they are waiting for the beginning of the arrival of William Spencer. They wait for the simple words that usually mark the entrance of William Spencer... slowly, over the PA system is the voice of Maynard, lead singer to the song used for William's entrance. "Go back to sleep..." After the words, the guitars to "Pet" by A Perfect Circle comes over the PA system and the lights quickly go out, with four blue spotlights circling the entire arena. As the music gets softer, the spotlights go slower....
Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window
Go back to sleep
As the music gets louder again, the spotlights all meet in a common spot; right there, William shows up and the crowd is cheering at the appearance of him. With a smirk across his face, he reaches out to highfive some of the fans around him. The singapore cane is in his left hand, while his other arm raises into the air.
Lay your head down, child
I won't let the boogeyman come.
Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
At that, he starts moving down through the crowd to highfive a few of them along the way. As he reaches midpoint, he points to the other side of the arena and the crowd cheers on that side of the arena, louder then all the other sides. His arm moves towards the other section of the crowd, and they give the same loud cheer that the first section. He turns around and points back out to the side of the crowd that he is coming out of, and the same reaction from every side!
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble
William nods his head, and walks down further, so that he is only a fourth of the way away from the barricade, and he tosses the singapore cane forward while walking with it landing inside the ring. Continuing his way down towards the ring, he gets to the barricade. With one foot on the barricade, and the other on the nearest chair, he looks out at the crowd and takes off his shirt tossing it out to the crowd!
Head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of the war drums
The music gets lower again, as William slides back inside the ring. He picks up his singapore cane, and marches around the ring while holding the singapore cane up high. He hits the top rope on every side of the ring, and passes the singapore cane out of the ring to the timekeeper that puts it on the table with the ringbell. William leans against the ropes as the referee is discussing the rules of the match to him, making sure he understands them. As he is discussing it, William is just nodding his head waiting for the start of the match.
Cole: And it looks like were now going to have the Pyramid Death Match!
King: Of course, William Spencer looks hardcore with his cane, but can he defeat Rob Arnold?
The lights dim to a black and blue aura, cue the plucking of a guitar, and Serj tankian's voice humming over the PA system.
SO I FELT LIKE THE BIGGEST ASS...HOLE!
Felt like the biggest asshole
when I killed your rock and roll
Mow down the sexy people
Rob Arnold runs out onto the stage to the sound of "Kill Rock 'N' Roll" By System Of A Down. He immediately recognizes the negative heat from the crowd and feeds from it, laughing at them. Smirking as per usual he moves onto the ramp. He pauses half way down and smiles. He then grabs the towel on his head and throws it to the floor, causing three white columns to fly up behind him.
Every time I look in your eyes, every day I'm watching you die
All the thoughts I see in you about how I
Rob walks on down towards the ring and then jogs the final few steps, and placing a knee on the apron. He pauses for another smirk, and then climbs in via the second rope and into the ring.
So I felt like the biggest asshole
(felt like the biggest asshole)
When I killed your rock n roll
(Mow down the sexy people)
Rob walks to a turnbuckle and climbs it, before raising his arms in the air with a smirk. He climbs down, and removes the coat, before moving into the corner of the ring.
Cole: And here is former XHF Champion, Rob Arnold!
King: Now lets start another one of XHFs hardcore matches for Night of Champions!
Pyramid of Death Match
William Spencer vs. Rob Arnold
William Spencer and Rob Arnold are now enclosed in a triple tier pyramid cell, known as the Pyramid of Death. They are currently on the bottom tier of the pyramid, the one with the most space, and the safest (even know it really isnt that safe). On one side of the ring, we find Rob Arnold, smiling as knows every detail about this structure, and William Spencer, not caring but relying on the weapon on his right hand: the good old trusty chair. The bell rings, but none of them move. It appears this match is so big that is stunned them, but just for a minute though. William Spencer picks up his chair, aims it at Rob Arnold but when it was right in front of his face, Rob Arnold kicks William Spencer in the cane, which goes back and hits his face, thus hitting him with his own weapon. William Spencer falls down, and already in this match, his face begins to bleed. Rob Arnold begins LAUGHING in his face, but is this fear out of cockiness, or is it out of fear?
Cole: ALREADY! Oh wow, Rob Arnold is on his game.
King: Im sure William Spencer has more in the tank though.
William Spencer gets back up to his feet, and puts his forehead up against Rob Arnolds forehead showing intensity. They both glare at each other deep in the eyes. Rob Arnold then pushes William Spencer back down, and grabs his chair. Rob Arnold swings it at the mat, where William Spencer is, but he rolls out of the way. He gets up and lies on the rope. Rob Arnold tries to swing at him again, but he jumps out of the way, and as a result, Rob Arnold hits the top rope, which bounces back and hits him SMACK at the face. He falls back, and hits the floor hard. It looks like William Spencer isnt the only one bleeding anymore. Rob Arnold is also bleeding. William Spencer is up with his chair in his hand and he begins laying down the hurt on Robbys stomach, with cries of pain infesting him.
Cole: Well payback is most certainly a bitch.
King: Youre not fucking kidding me there, Cole.
William Spencer looks up at the cane in the top, and grins. He has his eye on the prize, and he looks down on the fallen Rob Arnold. He drops the chair on him, and kicks him in the stomach once before he proceeds to go towards the ladder, and go up a floor in this Pyramid of doom to the second floor, the floor that while a step closer to the grand prize, is smaller than the base floor, and has an increasing possibility of falling down to the first. He gets off the ladder, and looks up at the prize, and it is so close that he could just taste it. He grabs the ladder, about to climb up but Rob Arnold comes running in, grabs from behind, and hits him with a German Suplex! William Spencer makes a huge dent because of his size in the second floor. Rob Arnold grins, but William Spencer is still trying to get up. As soon as William Spencer gets up, Rob Arnold hits William Spencer with the London Underground! or at least tries. William Spencer throws Rob Arnold off, and behind him. Rob Arnold lands on his feet. Rob Arnold turns around TO WILLIAM SPENCERS PAINKILLER!
Cole: We have ourselves a champion!
King: The match isnt over yet though!
The dent made by William Spencer is increased from Rob Arnolds body. It looks like Rob Arnold is done for the out, but in the XHF, it is learned that judging too early isnt always the best choice to be made. William Spencer looks up at the prize, almost within his reach. William Spencer slowly gets himself to his feet and begins to climb the ladder. Slowly but surely, he gets to the top, and he looks up, at the Singapore cane with the British flag on it. He smiles. He reaches into his pocket, and searches for something. After a moment, he smiles and pulls the item out. Its a lighter! Hes going to burn the flag right now! He opens it up, and ignites the flame. He brings it to the flag but before it makes contact, we see Rob Arnold running up the ladder. He surprises William Spencer once more and puts William Spencers face, specifically his right eye, into the flame. William Spencer SCREAMS in pain, and Rob Arnold yells as well, but the words out of his mouth doesnt contain pain, it contains anger and obscenities.
Cole: OH MY GOD!
King: Wow, things are HEATING UP HERE!!! Hahah, get it? GET IT?!
Cole:
Rob Arnold takes a deep breath, and looks up. He begins to grab the cane, but William Spencer, with only one eye, grabs Rob Arnold and HITS HIM WITH A PAINKILLER THAT BREAKS THROUGH EVERY FLOOR IN THE CAGE! They lie down on the bottom floor, struck with enormous amounts of pain. The bell rings, and its because Rob Arnold grabbed the cane on the way down! We have ourselves a winner!
WINNER: ROB ARNOLD!
Cole: What an AMAZING match! After taking William Spencers finisher TWICE, he came out the winner.
King: Well hold on fans, were not even done with Night of Champions VI, not by a long shot. NEXT, we have the Hardcore Heaven match between TWO XHF LEGENDS: Hardcore Harry and Rancor. So put on your helmets, and buckle your seatbelts because youre in for one crazy ride.
Cole: I can't believe what a night we're having here King!
King: What did you expect Cole? It's Night of Champions, the biggest of them all!
Cole: and as if we haven't seen enough insane action already tonight it's time for the Hardcore Heaven match!
The camera cuts to the fixture which has just been finished assemled.
Cole: A steel scaffold, with glass floors, both men start at the top...surrounded by flames and the object of the match is to throw your opponent off and send them crashing to the assortetment of tables below nside the ring and out..
King: And they'e not ordinary tables, there's tables on fire, there's barbed wire tables, plywood tables, oakwood tables, glass tables and even tables covered in tacs!
Cole: Hardcore Harry has really outdone himself this time...
The lights turn off, and the crowd gets silent as Forest by System of a Down blares over the PA system. The lights flicker, as The Behemoth of Destruction Rancor comes out from behind the curtain, with his head down. Rancor is wearing a black leather robe carrying the Xtremism bible with him, as he looks around the arena. With the spotlight on Rancor, he kneels down on the cold metal walkway, and bends his head; as if he was praying. After a brief moment he throws his arms up and the robe falls off of him, and at that moment flames erupt from all around him. Rancor is smiling as he begins walking down the walkway, the flames erupting after each step he takes. Rancor walks over to the steps and begins to climb up them, and he stops midway and says something to a fan, as he holds the Xtremism Bible up in the air. He finally makes it on the apron and gets into the ring, and with his first few steps he throws his arms up in the air, holding the Xtremism Bible over his head. Rancor falls to his knees and then holds the Xtremism Bible close to his chest, until the lights turn on. At that point he walks over to the latest corner and squats down, placing the Xtremism Bible under the bottom rope, as he waits.
Cole: Rancor makes his way to the top of the scaffold. You gotta wonder whats going through his mind King..
King: I wonder what was going through Harry's when he made this match!
**The lights in the arena go out. Just as the fans go silent, music can start being heard from the arena's sound system. As the thumping of the song beings, the lights start to flash with it. The song then begins to pick up it's pace as words can be heard along with instrumental. Just then a figure emerges from behind the curtains. He begins walking down the ramp, walking at a slow pace so he can feed on the energy given to him from the song and fans.**
There's a shadow just behind me
Shrouding every step I take
Making every promise empty
Pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking buttler
Who upon the finger rests
Murder now, the pattern called "must we"
Just because the son has come
Jesus,wont you fucking whistle ?
Something but the past and done
Jesus, wont you fucking whistle
Something but the past and done
**Harold stops halfway in the middle of the entrance ramp. As he begins looking to his left. Shaking his head in acceptance from the fans. Then he turns to his right. Again shaking his head in appreciation to the fans cheering him on. Then he turns his head back to the ring and beings walking toward the ring again, taking his time before he reaches the ring steps**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
**As he finally gets on the apron. He walks the ledge alittle before putting his left leg over the top and getting in the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in all the energy given from the fans. As his theme song continues to play on the sound system**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
**Harold puts his hand on the top rope and pulls back. Then begins pounding on his chest and pulls forward, releasing his arm in the air. Simultaneously all four turnbuckles explode with pyro, that nearly deafens the front row of fans.**
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start things over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
**Harold retreats back to his corner, waiting for the match to get underway.**
King: Now once Harry reaches the top the surrounding area will become active and aflame.
Hardcore Heaven Match
"The Behemoth of Destruction" Rancor vs. Hardcore Harry
Harry reaches the top and moves into the middle a little, facing Rancor. For obvious reasons there is no ref up there just those two. The flames ignite and the bell rings for the match to begin. The two men move towards each other Harry shouting obscenities to Rancor. Rancor swings a punch and connects before Harry responds with one of his own. The two engage in a furious punch up staggering about on the top floor ofthis insane structure.
King: Well it started pretty much how I guessed it would
Cole: You didn't guess anything!
King: In my head Cole....in my head!
Harry has gained the advantage ontop of the scaffold and kicks Rancor in the gut before planting him face first on the glass. The crowd "ooo" and Rancor face plants the glass causing an awful lot of pain. Harry gets to his feetand taunts the crowd from above. Harry looks over the edge at all the tables below. Rancor however is back on his feet and grabs Harry from behind nailing an extremely dangerous german suplex! Harry connects with the glass neck and back first and the grass forms a medium sized crack from the impact. The crowd are on their feet already.
Cole: This is going to end in disaster!
King: I'll have to agree with you there. This is the kind of match that can shorten if not end a man's career.
Cole: Or their lives!
Harry is back onto his feet but Rancor has locked in a headlock on him. Harry elbows Rancor in the ribs but Rancor just locks the headlock in harder. Harry tries another shot to the ribs but it fails, so losing his patience he just lifts up Rancor and nails a back body drop. The crack in the glass getting that much bigger. Rancor holds his head in pain and Harry stumbles to his feet. Harry drags Rancor to his feet and goes to throw him off the top with a shove.
Cole: I don't even know if I can continue to watch this King.
Rancor uses his weight to stop himself however and falls backwards, taking Harry back with a modified drop toe hold. Harry lands right near the edge of the fixture and the flames burst up. A cry is heard and then the smell of singed hair can be smelt throughout the arena. Harry has recoiled from the edge holding the top of his head. Rancor simply smiles.
King: No, Harry's hair is being burnt away!
Cole: I'm sure he'd rather his hair than his face!
Harry get's to his feet mad pissed. Rancor is up too, the two of them clash in the center. Rancor lifts up Harry for a suplex, but Harry wriggles back to the ground lifting up Rancor instead with a nice Hangman's DDT. The move lands and CRASH!!! The glass shatters, both men fall through the glass floor and land hard on the next floor. Rancor's face has become an instant bloody mess and Harry is clutching his back in pain.
Cole: No ordinary man could survive that!
King: What are these two men going to do to end this!?!?
Harry uses the side of the scaffold to help himself to his feet, being carefull not to get caught by the flames. Harry drags Rancor to his feet and grabs his head sending him headfirst into one of the scaffolds support structures. Rancor hits it and falls back, leaving a bloody mess on the fixture. Harry however is stalking Rancor. Rancor is slowly getting to his feet and the crowd are roaring their approaval for this insane match. Rancor gets up, turns around....and delivers a swift low blow kick to Harry!
Cole: Come on!
King: You know the rules Cole, you stated them at the start of the match!
Rancor ducks his head inbetween Harry's legs and lifts Harry off the ground, he then shifts Harry's legs over his left shoulder and hooks the head of Harry with his left arm.
Cole: Tell me he's not going to...
Rancor then drops with the Shameful Existence! The glass that had to endure the initial fall of these men shatters not being able to take it anymore and they plummet to the next level which shatters on impact, the two then continue to fall to the bottom where the tables are set up, one or two being underneath the structure itself. Rancor and Harry both land hard ontop of barbed wire tables!
King: Does that mean Rancor wins!?
Cole: No King, he didn't throw Harry off the top, they fell through the middle...and still even then, it wasn't the top!
Neither man moves in the center of the ring and referees around the outside don't know what to do. They know both men are hurt seriously, but they know if they stop the match Harry will kill them all. The crowd are on their feet, eager to see both men get up and terribly scared for their careers and their lives. A referee slides into the ring and checks on both men before he's grabbed around the neck by Harry and flung away. Harry starts to get to his feet, as does Rancor.
Cole: I cannot believe they're getting back up!
Harry untangles his bloody self from the barbed wire on the table. Blood dripping down his face and arms. Rancor is doing the same almost a mirror image of Harry. Harry turns around and moves some of the tables around him. He lifts a glass table and put's it on top of a table thats burning. Rancor is doing the same next to Harry. The both then put a barbed wire table on the top and set them next to each other. Both men looking at each other with anger clearly visible through their crimson masks.
Cole: Whats going on? Why aren't they fighting?
King: I think they realise that they both have to get to the top before anybody can win.
Harry and Rancor go to opposite sides of the Hardcore Heaven structure and step inside to avoid the flames as they begin to climb up. Obviously both men have to hold onto the scaffold itself as they climb. Harry reaches up and grabs the scaffold, just as a burst of flames goes up. He cries out as he burns his hand, but it's nothing new as each time they climb up both Harry and Rancor are burning their hands. It doesn't matter to them, they know it has to be done. They know they have to suffer for victory.
Cole: ....I have found a new level of respect for Hardcore Harry and Rancor.
King: Damn straight Cole.
Cole: But that's why we have both Xtreme and Hardcore in our federations name
*Copyright Reckless Jack, 25/03/2007*
After what feels like almost an eternity both Harry and Rancor are at the top. They stand on opposite sides of where the glass used to be. The flames surrounding them just makes everything look even more surreal. The crowd have begun a deathening "XHF" chant. Harry wipes the blood off his face and Rancor ducks his ready both preparing for the final showdown.
Cole: Mommy...
King: ...I really have nothing to say to that.
The two charge, or what could be considered as a charge as they try to keep their balance. Another fist fight enuses but this is more furious each man knowing that if they lose they'll be falling to a very painful loss. Rancor gains the advantage and double axe handles Harry in the back. Harry drops to a knee, his hands resting on the steel, he flinches from the pain of his burnt hands. Rancor looks down at his own burnt hands tyring to block out the pain.
King: Night of Champions is the place were legends are made, not where they die!
Cole: Actually....remember last year?
King: Point taken...
Rancor grabs Harry by his short hair and raises a fist but Harry sends a thunderous low blow right to Rancor. Harry ducks under and lifts Rancor up with a monkey toss sending the Behemoth of Destruction dangerously close to the edge. The flames catch Rancor's leg and he pulls it away in pain. He begins to get to his feet and Harry turns around. He looks at the crowd and a grin comes across his face.
Cole: I've seen that grin on too many people!
King: This is bad...
Harry sends a thunderous blow to Rancor, who recoils, and another, followed by another untill Rancor is desperatly trying to keep his balance from falling off the scaffold. The flames are licking around Rancor's ankles but there's nowhere he can go and suddenly....
- This......is........
The crowd join in.
- XHF!!!!
Harry then kicks Rancor right in the chest sending Rancor flying off the scaffold and plummeting down right into the two barbed wire tables, landing hard and shattering the glass tables before landing ontop of the final two, flaming tables and hitting the mat with such impact he falls through that too. Rancor lays there's on fire in what must be unconsciousness as several referee's and emt's rush into the ring to help him.
Cole: Oh...my...FUCKING GOD!
King: SWEET MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!
Harry stands up top at the highest point in the ring. Blood dripping off him, his hands a mess from blood and burns. He raises an arm into the air as the crowd chant out "XHF" and "Hardcore Harry"
Cole: I've never seen anything like this in my life.
King: I don't know what to say. I'm totally blown away....and we're not even done here tonight ladies and gentlemen!
Winner: Hardcore Harry!
The lights all turn into a green color on the entrance way and stage. The music over the PA would be the song Daylight Dies" by Killswitch Engage. Then walking out is Jason Anderson.
We cannot be so blind
Hear their cries
The wait 'til daylight dies
The cost of one life
The price of ones soul
Is too much to lose
He has a towel over his head. He walks out with a evil grin on his face. The fans start booing at him and some cheering for the man they love to hate Jason Anderson. As he walks down the ramp he says some ignorant things at the fans sitting beside the ramp and some give him the finger and call him other insults. He then walks up the steps and he enters the ring between the middle and top rope. He would climb the turnbuckle and give another grin and the fans would boo him again.
The lights begin to flash as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC hits the speakers. Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon emerge from the entryway. Ron looks out to everyone at attendance as Curtis pounds his chest with his fists and then raises his arms in the air. Mr. Slave comes out behind them, starts slapping the hands of several fans, including some black folks. Ron Gibson sees this and slaps Mr. Slave across the face, then grabs him by the head and yells at him. He lets go and continues walking down the ramp. Displaying a look of disgust, as he sees people of all races booing his ass. He ignores them because of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly. Starring into thr crowd. Curtis walks alongside him, screaming about how he's going to rip his opponents tonight in half. Mr. Slave just follows them along. Ron and Curtis enter the ring. Curtis climbs one corner and pounds his chest again, showing off to the audience. Ron gets up on the opposite corner and yells obscenties at certain fans. They then meet in their corner and talk strategy until the match begins.
Cole: What the hell, where's Kaos at?
King: Have no idea.
XHF Tag Team Championship Match
"The Career Killer" Jason Anderson and Kole Kaos vs. Dirty Deal (c)
Both members of Dirty Deal slide in the ring as Anderson goes to work on both of them, Kaos nowhere to be in sight as Anderson gets manhandled by both Curtis and Ron in the corner as they both start kicking Jason in the gut working on him easily as Ron goes running towards Jason with full speed for a splash, but Jason grabs him mid-stride yelling out something as he drives down Ron with the STJoe. But Curtis spears Jason right into the corner. Ron slides out of the ring as Curtis grabs Jason and whips him into the ropes. As Jason comes back though, he kicks Curtis in the gut, followed by a reverse atomic drop and a front kick to the face as Curtis goes down. Jason screams and bounces off the ropes with a senton. Jason goes for the early pin. ONE....TWO...KICKOUT! Jason pounds the mat in frustation as Ron slides back up and gets on the apron as Jason runs towards Ron, but Curtis ends up catching him as they try for more double-teaming as the ref pulls them apart, but wait...from the entrance ramp. It's Kole Kaos. Now he makes it to the ring as he walks slowly to the ring.
Cole: Can he get to the ring any faster? His partner is in trouble.
King: He's taking his time, Cole.
Kaos finally makes it to the ring as he tries to break up the situation as well by attacking Ron and Curtis as well, but the ref actually orders both Kaos and Ron to get back to their respective corners as Kaos puts both of his hands up and does what he is told as the same with Ron as Jason goes and whips Curtis to his corner as he goes for Facing What Consumes You, but Kaos gets the blind tag as Anderson wonders what the hell is going on, as he mutters something going to his corner as Kaos comes in and gets on the top rope. Kaos is going for a superplex, but Curtis clubs him off and Kaos lands on the mat. Curtis flies off with a huge elbow drop. Instead of going for the cover though, Curtis tags in Ron to the match. Ron rushes in and goes to town on Kaos, punches and clubs galore as he's in an angry mood at Kaos, that or it's just the typical Ron coming out. Ron picks up Kaos and whips him to the ropes which Kaos bounces back as Ron comes forth with a huge lariat. He goes for a cover. ONE...TWO...Anderson comes in and helps Kaos out by kicking Ron to break up the cover. Jason goes back to his corner as Ron goes to Anderson, but the ref stops him, as Anderson gives Ron the middle finger as everybody laughs.
Cole: Anderson is playing mind games now.
King: How is the middle finger a mind game?
Cole: I don't know, I thought it was funny.
Kaos gets this as a way to get Ron back as he comes at it and leaps on him with a nice hurricanrana as Kaos comes off the ropes and dropkicks the face of a sitting Ron as he covers. ONE...KICKOUT! Damn that was a easy kickout as Ron shoves off Kaos and goes to tag in Curtis, which he does. Curtis also rushes in like a bat out of hell, but Kaos moves out of the way this time, although Anderson gets the worst of it as Curtis just about GORES Anderson off the apron and on to the mats below. Kaos comes forward with a school boy. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! This gets Curtis in a little tizzy fit as Curtis yells out "I can't get pinned from a fuckin' school boy" OK, we didn't need to hear that, but Curtis bounces off the ropes and goes for a lariat, but Kaos jumps up...then again, he doesn't see Ron who nails him with the Unemployment Line. Curtis ends up covering Kaos. ONE...TWO...THRE--ANDERSON BREAKS IT IN TIME!
Cole: Damn, Anderson comes out of nowhere.
King: Pft. Still a good match though.
Kaos gets up slowly, but Curtis ends up picking him up as Anderson gets back on the apron. Curtis bounces Kaos off the ropes as Curtis goes to the end looking for a...POUNCE?! Kaos stops though and has Curtis bounce off the other side. Kaos thinks it through though as he nails a deadly dropkick to the side of the head of Curtis as he goes flying. Both men are now down as the crowd gets on his feet, as both men try to tag their partners in as the crowd stomps in motion, in stereo actually as 70,000 people are going nuts right now. Curtis tags in Ron as Ron runs over to Kaos who picks him up, but Kaos rolls out of it and tags in Anderson. The Olympic Stadium is now going insane as Anderson goes in and clotheslines Ron. Curtis comes back in and gets a clothesline from Anderson. Ron back up, he gets another. Curtis back up, Anderson kicks him out of the ring. Ron once again back up as Anderson comes forward with a football kick sending Ron down. Anderson looks to the crowd calm and collected, then yells down to Ron a'la John Cena "ROLLING THUNDER!". Anderson bounces off the ropes and connects with it. Cover. ONE....TWO...THRE-KICKOUT BY RON!
Cole: What a match here.
King: Electricity.
Kaos gets back on the apron, Curtis gets back on the apron. Anderson is now up as Ron is still down. Anderson looks at Kaos and then at the crowd and cut-throats slowly. Anderson picks up Ron and bounces him off the ropes as he tries to pick him up and spin him around for As Daylight Dies, but Ron spins out of it and bounces off the ropes for the Unemployment Line...Anderson ducks, Ron bounces off the other side. AS DAYLIGHT DIES! But instead of pinning him, to seriously put him out, Anderson goes over and yells to Kaos for the Kaos Krash as he offers the tag. Kaos goes for it, and ducks out of it. What the hell is Kaos doing? Kaos decides to step out of the ring and walks over to the ramp. All of this while a downed Ron is tagging in Curtis. Ron gets up slowly as Curtis bounces off the ropes. As soon as Anderson turns....BAM! FILTHY COMPROMISE! Anderson is down. Cover. ONE....TWO.....THREE! The bell rings and the match is over.
Winners and STILL XHF Tag Team Champions: Dirty Deal
Cole: Dirty Deal pulls it off again.
King: It wasn't their fault.
Kaos gets back in the ring as the ref is giving Curtis and Ron their tag team gold again as Kaos helps up Anderson, who holds his head in pain. Seeing this, he pushes Kaos off of him and the two start arguing about the match, who did what, how Anderson pulled it out of their ass, such and such. Anderson ends up pushing Kaos again screaming at him, all until Kaos gets the nerve to slap Anderson hard. Anderson turns as the fans just "Oooh" in anticipation. Anderson takes a step back.....AND DROPKICKS HIM RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! The fans start going nuts over this. Anderson, pissed off as all yells to Kaos "I'M MY OWN ONE MAN ARMY!" and lifts him up on the top of the turnbuckle grabbing Kaos and running right to the middle of the ring as he spins around and around and drives him down with the Muscle Buster. Anderson stands up and looks at Kaos as "As Daylight Dies" plays over the PA system. Anderson drops out and out of the ring, to the cheering of everyone in delight.
Cole: That my friend is why we call this...NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS!
King: I think Kaos looks like Night of the Living Dead to me.
The Xtremetron shows a loop of assorted clips with DT walking the ramp, taunting in the ring, speaking on the mike from his promos, and the text Death Trap! The Master of Puppets in red bubble letters crashing into the screen causing the background behind it to go black. The slow opening verse of "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace plays through the speakers. Red strobes begin darting around the arena as the lights turn a deep blue illuminating the arena. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp as the verses lyrics begin in his Death Trap "One of a Kind" shirt, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on black leather pants with dual red stripes vertical down the outside of each leg and a yellow barbed wire cross on the front of each leg, and black wrestling boots.
I can't escape this hell. So many times Ive tried!
But Im still caged inside. Somebody get me through this nightmare...
I can't control myself!
He steps forward out of the entryway and looks around before slowly raising his arms out (a la Orton). Behind him pyros spray down in front of the entryway to the back. He cracks his neck and walks onto the ramp. He walks to the crowd and stretches on the barricade. Fans cheer at him and try to pat him on the back as he smirks at them. He backs away to the ramp still smiling and turns back toward the ring.
So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
Death Trap slowly walks down the ramp with his arms out to his sides pointing to himself drawing cheers from the crowd as he spins from side to side. He throws his hands up in a cross at the base of the ramp and breathes in deep the arenas atmosphere. The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" as a fireball comes forward and hits and scatters the letters and the screen burns from the center out into a series of clips including the endings to all of DTs past title victories and him holding up the title. Each time it zooms in on the title and then burns outward to the next match clip. As it zooms in on the XHF Title in the final clip, it lights up saying The Man, The Myth, The Living Legend... He walks to one side of the ring and leaps to the apron. He gets to the center of the side of the ring and spins locking his arms on the top rope while facing away from the ring and starts yelling to the crowd. He steps into the ring and turns shaking the ropes before bouncing to the side and walking to the center of the ring as the lights brighten. He leaps to the top rope and throws his head back and his arms straight out as the crowd erupts in cheers. He puts his arms in a cross and then pumps his right fist in the air. He leaps down and paces for a second before spinning facing the entryway and throwing his arms out to his sides again and his head back. He takes off the shirt, necklace, hat, and shades and tosses them to the floor outside. He runs his hand through his black hair which is gelled forward and spiked in the front. He walks to the back of the ring near the timekeepers table and leans on the ropes waiting for the match to begin.
King: Deathtrap is going to get his mouth wired shut after this match!
Cole: I dont think so King, I think Spike is finally going to get put in his place.
The arena darkens out as the opening riffs to Trivium's "Detonation". hit the sound system as strobe lights go crazy. The drums stop as the guitar continues, but then as the drums come back in pyros go off, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!! Spike Kane steps out onto the entrance.
Thats the sound of humanity melting away
Say goodbye it's the end of days
Fire rains down on the American dream
Watch all you love seethe and scream
Each will dig their own graves
And bury themselves in life's failures!
Spike heads down the ramp way nodding his head along and cheering with the crowd.
It's our bombs we've masterminded lighting the skies
Hideous misfires many die
Those who survive soon will suffocate
By the poisons we create!
Spike slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, his arms outstretched with his fists balled.
Each will dig their own graves
And bury themselves in life's failures!
Spike now stands in the middle of the ring, his arms outstretched as the music changes and the lights go crazy.
DET-O-NA-TION!
DET-O-NATE...
DET-O-NA-TION!
DET-O-NATE!!
The music fades as the lights return to normal and Spike stand's in the corner preparing for his match.
King: GOD OF XTREME!!!
Cole: Why do I still work with you...
Dragon's Den Match
Death Trap vs. "The Spiked One" Spike Kane
The Ref's close the cell behind Spike as the two men are now locked into The Dragon's Den. A hell in the cell type cage but with barbwire laced into the cage it's self and all types of weapons hanging on the cage and scattered around the ring. The ring however is clean as by request of Deathtrap.
King: Spike is going to kill Deathtrap here tonight mark my words Cole.
Cole: Well the match is going to start off Deathtraps style, no weapons in the ring King no advantage to Spike.
King: GOD OF XTREME!
Spike quickly goes to get out of the ring but Deathtrap quickly pounces on him. Spike is stuck between the ropes as Deathtrap lays down clubbing blows to Spikes back, Spike works his way out from between the ropes and back into the ring. He lays one right then two rights into Deathtraps gut then throws his hands upwards to knock Deathtraps hands and arms up, Spike kicks Deathtrap in the gut and goes for a DDT but Deathtrap blocks it and pushes Spike to the ropes then pushes Spike off his head sending Spike bouncing off the far ropes. Deathtrap ducks under a clothesline and hooks Spike into a reverse headlock, ala a sleeper hold.
King: Looks like you might be right Cole so far the advantage to Deathtrap.
Cole: Signature Deathtrap too King, wearing down his opponent with simple yet effective moves.
Still early in the match the sleeper hold phases Spike very little. He turns his body and pushes Deathtrap off his head sending Deathtrap off the bottom ropes Deathtrap comes flying back with a flying forearm and hits Spike square in the head with it. Deathtrap quickly floats over and grab's Spike's head and turns him over hooking Spike into a one armed camel clutch. Spike getting tired of being stretched claws at Deathtraps eyes and Deathtrap finally lets go of the hold while rubbing his eyes. Both men are back to their feet now. Deathtrap throws a haymaker right at Spike's head but Spike ducks under it hooking Deathtrap by the waist and using Deathtraps own momentum picks him up and plants him with a Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Spike then hooks one of Deathtraps legs and applies a single leg Boston crab.
King: Spike showing Deathtrap he can wrestle also!
Cole: Impressive, Spike is a former heavyweight champion though King, he better know how to wrestle.
Spike holds the move for a about a minute before deciding to inflict more pain, he releases the hold but holds on to Deathtraps foot, he raises Deathtraps leg high in the air before tossing it downwards driving Deathtraps knee into the mat. Spike then stomps away at Deathtraps leg, then midsection as Deathtrap rolls, and then lays some boots to Deathtraps head. Spike then starts yelling at Deathtrap to get up. Deathtrap gets to his feet only to be quickly snapmared back down to the mat in a sitting position; Spike then runs for and bounces off the ropes flying into Deathtrap with a dropkick to the face. Spike goes for the cover 1..kick out.
Cole: It's going to take more then a drop kick.
King: Oh the God of Xtreme has many more tricks up his sleeve.
Spike gets back to his feet and picks Deathtrap up by the head, he hooks Deathtrap head under his arm then goes to lift Deathtrap up in a vertical suplex, Deathtrap how ever blocks with his leg, once, then blocks a second time, then reverse the move and picks Spike up vertically. He holds him there for a few seconds before driving Spike down to the math with a power slam. Both men lay on the mat motionless for a second before Deathtrap twitches then rolls over to cover Spike. 1..kick out. Deathtrap seaming to find some energy gets to his knees and slaps the mat. Spike is also working him self up he quickly rolls out of the ring down to the floor. Deathtrap follows him to the outside. Spike is slow to get up and as he gets to his feet Deathtrap grabs him in a bear hug and drives Spike's back into the ring.
King: Looks like Deathtrap wants no part of the weapons Cole.
Cole: He doesnt need them King.
Deathtrap lets the bear hug go and grabs Spike by the back of the head and slams his face down into the ring mat, he then rolls Spike back into the ring. Spike quickly gets to his feet as Deathtrap rolls back into the ring him self. Deathtrap lunges at Spike quickly nearly taking his head off with a wicked clothesline. He then sits Spike up and drives his knee into Spikes back 3 times before locking in a reverse chin lock his knee driven hard into Spikes lower back, Deathtrap pulls back on the move wearing down Spike's back. The ref asks Spike if he wants to continue, Spike just waves the ref off.
King: The God of Xtreme wont submit that easy!
Cole: Deathtrap is just wearing him down King that's all.
Spike fights his way back up to his feet before driving his elbow into Deathtrap's gut. Deathtrap lets go of the hold. Spike hits Deathtrap with a knife hand chop, then another one, and then another one driving Deathtrap into the corner, Spike grabs Deathtrap's arm and irish whips him to the far corner. Spike charges in and spears Deathtrap right in the gut as Deathtrap's back hits the turnbuckles. Deathtrap wobbles forward a bit but Spike grabs him by the head turns him around and drives Deathtrap's head into the top turnbuckle. 1.2.3.4 the crowd chants along. 5.6.7.8. They get louder.9. TEN! Spike slam's Deathtrap's head hard on the tenth one then Deathtrap takes a step back and drops to the mat on his back. Spike looks at Deathtrap, and then up to the turnbuckle, get climbs his way up to the top turn buckle and taunts the crowd yelling at them, he then turns to Deathtrap whose still laying on the mat. Spike jumps off the top turnbuckle with a frog splash but just as he's about to crush Deathtrap with it Deathtrap rolls out of the way.
King: Spike's knocking.
Cole: But nobody's home!
Spike holds his gut and rolls out of the ring once more as Deathtrap lays face down re-gathering him self. Deathtrap gets to his feet and looks to see where Spike went off to, he exits towards the south end of the ring then walks around to the east side of the ring where he finds Spike laying on the ground. Deathtrap looks out to the crowd and smirks and moves in for the kill. Spike quickly jams something into Deathtrap's gut as he approaches then gets to his feet and raises the same object over his head, we see its a golf club. A wood of some sort. Spike brings the golf club down and cracks it over Deathtrap's shoulder and back causing the club to snap in half.
Cole: Now its going to get ugly.
King: No Cole, now it gets XTREME!
Spike lightly kicks Deathtrap's head as Deathtrap is on both his knees holding his shoulder, one light kick to the head, then a second. Spike is yelling at Deathtrap to get up and fight. Spike helps Deathtrap up to his feet then grabs his arm he bends his knees and then attempts to irish whip Deathtrap to the north part of the cage, Deathtrap quickly reverses the irish whip and sends Spike flying towards the cage wall. Spike stops him self just short of the cage, inches even. Deathtrap comes charging in but Spike ducks and rolls behind Deathtrap. Deathtrap breaks just in time to not hit the barbwire laced cage wall but breathing the sigh of relief gives Spike just nuff time to hook Deathtrap's waist and lift him up and over with a german suplex to floor. Deathtrap holds the back of his head as Spike gets back to his feet, he pull's a metal chair off of the cage wall and slams it to the ground. He yell's once more at Deathtrap to get up.
Cole: Dont do it DT!
King: Do it Spike! Take his head off!
Deathtrap gets to his feet as just as he does Spike swings the chair at Deathtrap's head, Deathtrap ducks quickly out of the way and the only thing Spike hit's is the ring post causing him to drop the chair. Deathtrap goes into a series of kick's to Spike's legs kicking his right thigh then his left thigh Deathtrap then follows up the kicks with a grab, Spike however pushes forward with his legs and drives Deathtrap back first into the east side of the cage Deathtrap quickly releases Spike as the barbwire that is laced into the cage cuts at his flesh on his back. Spike quickly kicks Deathtrap in the gut and plants him to the floor with a DDT. Spike sits up looking a little bit winded but, he's smiling. Spike gets to his feet and starts taking assorted weapons off the cage, tossing them into the ring. A chair from the east wall. He then pulls a barbwire baseball bat off from the south wall and toss's that into the ring, he then goes to the west wall and pulls off, what looks to be a pizza cutter, he then goes to the north wall and pulls off his trusted friend. A barbwire wrapped, sledge hammer. Deathtrap while Spike is doing all this gets back to his feet and make's his way back into the ring, avoiding the flying weapons being tossed into the ring.
Cole: So much for Deathtrap wanting to keep this a wrestling match.
King: Not with the God of Xtreme in there he wont!
Spike makes his way back into the ring sliding the sledge hammer first into the ring, Deathtrap goes to grab it away from Spike, and we see Deathtrap's back is prickled with blood from hitting the cell back first. Deathtrap yanks the sledge hammer out of Spike's hand who is still trying to get into the ring, and toss's it to the side, it almost slides out but rests right on the corner of the ring. Deathtrap gets Spike to his feet and lay's in two huge european uppercuts then slings Spike into the south ropes, Spike stops him self on the ropes as Deathtrap ducks to go for a back body toss, Spike kicks him in the head then hits Deathtrap with two european uppercuts of his own, he then kicks Deathtrap in the gut doubling him over puts Deathtrap's arm between his own legs and picks him up for a pump handle slam drilling Deathtrap into the center of the ring. Spike grabs a chair and starts wailing chair shot after chair shot down onto Deathtrap's back, he then sets the mangled chair up in the center of the ring and pick's Deathtrap up, whips him into the north ropes and then drop toe holds Deathtrap down into the chair chin first, Deathtrap bounces up and holds his jaw as he lay's on the mat. Spike goes for a cover..1..2..kick out.
Cole: Not as easy as Spike thought it would be is it King?
King: I'm telling you Cole Spike is just wearing him out he knows what he is doing.
Spike sits up and looks around; he sees his barbwire wrapped sledge hammer and gets to his feet moving towards it. Deathtrap also gets to his feet using the ropes a bit. Spike grabs his hammer and grins out towards the crowd and quickly spins aiming the sledge hammer balled fist towards Deathtrap's head. Deathtrap ducks under the move and Spike spins with his own momentum. Deathtrap hooks Spike by the head lifts him into a vertical suplex but then move's Spike to his shoulders hooks his legs and drills him down into the chair with his Cut the Strings!
King: OH MY GOD!
Cole: Spike just got his head drilled right into that chair!
Deathtrap goes for a cover, 1..2..kick out by Spike. Deathtrap sits on his needs almost as if what will it take to beat this man. He picks Spike up by the hair and whips him into the north east corner. Spike hits the turnbuckles with his back and Deathtrap comes charging in, Deathtrap goes to take Spike's head off with a big boot in the corner but Spike dives between the ropes and in one swift motion grab's Deathtrap's foot now hung up on the turn bucks and he drops to the floor holding Deathtrap's foot causing Deathtrap's leg to slingshot off the top rope. Deathtrap hit's the mat hard and Spike quickly pulls him to the outside of the ring. Spike lays in a few right hands before whipping him towards the cell door, Deathtrap hits the cell door with his back, the only part of the cell that is not laced with barbwire, so the refs can safely open and close it. Spike charges at Deathtrap and spears him through the cell door causing it to fly open and the two men go flying out to the out side.
Cole: HOLY CRAP!
King: ....
Spike gets to his feet and picks Deathtrap up by the head; he quickly whips Deathtrap into the barricade back first. Spike sees Deathtrap sitting with his head resting on the barricade and comes charging in with a dropkick to the head causing Deathtrap's head to bounce off the barricade. Spike gets back to his feet and goes to cover Deathtrap. 1..2..kick out. Spike wasting no time now picks Deathtrap up and hooks his head under his arm. Spike looks around at the crowd singling that its over, but before Spike can plant Deathtrap with a DDT Deathtrap counters and lifts Spike upwards and then powers him back towards the cell, slamming Spike into the cell back first, Deathtrap gets his head free and lay's in a few huge right hands then grabs Spike by the back of the head and starts to rake his face against the outside cell wall Spike screams in pain as the barbwire cuts at his flesh on his face.
Cole: Deathtrap is hardcore!
King: He's just taking advantage of the situation! GET THE MATCH BACK IN THE RING REF!
Deathtrap flings Spike backwards letting him flop to the ground holding his face, Deathtrap looks out to the crowd posing a bit as the cheer for him. Spike gets back to his knee's as Deathtrap goes to pick him up, swiftly Spike raises his arm and hit's Deathtrap with a stiff low blow between he legs. Deathtrap's eyes roll to the back of his head and he goes down holding his family jewels. Spike gets up and goes to the announcers table.
Cole: Hey what are you going get away from here!
King: Shut up Cole youre talking to a GOD!
Spike waves Cole off and rips the top of the announcers table and toss's it to the side. He then looks over at Deathtrap to make sure he's still out. Spike looks over to the crowd and we see Price waving at Spike, Spike goes over to his Chaos Theory partner, Price hands him a barbwire two by four with what looks to be a rag around the top of it. Spike grins as Price hands him a lighter also then points to the top of the cell. Spike heaves the barbwire wrapped two by four up to the top of the cell and pockets the lighter, he starts to climb the cell, barbwire laced and all, ignoring the sharp shooting pains in his hands he make's it to the top. He grabs the barbwire two by four and lights the end of it, it goes up in flames burning and bellowing smoke. Spike yells down at Deathtrap who if finally making it back to his feet. Deathtrap looks up at Spike who's standing on the edge of the cell. Deathtrap then notices Price jumping the barricade, he quickly goes on the attack clotheslines Price just as Price lands on his feet, he grabs Price by the hair and drags him over to the announcers table. He looks up at Spike and yells something up at him then picks Price up by the waist, Price looks around like oh shit and gets DRILLED into the announcers table with a spine buster.
Cole: Watch out!
Price lays motionless under the rumble of what was once the announcers table. Deathtrap blows a snoot rocket at Price and then goes to climb the cell him self. Spike is motioning for him to hurry up and waits at the top of the cell. Deathtrap gets to the top and Spike quickly goes on the attack swinging the two by four for Deathtrap's head. Deathtrap ducks under the swing once, twice, then rolls on the cell ceiling under the last swing by Spike, Spike teeters on the edge of the cage almost being sent off by his own momentum. He turns only to be greeted with a kick to the gut. Spike drops the two by four and Deathtrap grabs Spike, and belly to belly suplexs him over head, the cell below them gives a little bit as Spike lands hard on his back.
Cole: Someone's going to die King.
King: Good thing you cant kill a GOD!
The fan's start to chant "Please dont die" over and over. Deathtrap carefully making his way over to Spike who is now getting back to his feet. Spike rolls past Deathtrap and picks up the two by four once more, driving it home into Deathtrap's gut Deathtrap doubles over in pain and then Spike raises the flaming barb wired two by four high above his head and cracks it down over Deathtrap's back who lets out a scream as the barbwire cuts at his flesh and the fire burns his blood. Spike takes a few steps back to get a running start and comes charging at Deathtrap with the two by four, Deathtrap ducks under the attack and in one swift motion hooks Spike and jumps backwards flipping head over foot to hit Spike with The Death Mark! C-4 exploder to the top of the cage! Spike hits the cell ceiling and comes crashing throw down to the mat! Deathtrap tries to hold onto the top of the cell with one hand but comes crashing down also next to Spike. Both lay motionless.
Cole: Oh...my....god....
King: SOMEONE QUICK GET THE PARIMEDICS OUT HERE!
The crowd starts to chant "Holy Shit!" over and over and both men lay motionless, the ref is moving around the ring confused as to what to do. On the Xtreme Tron we see three different replays from three different angles, all not making the move look any more safer then the other angle. The fans now start to chat "That was awesome" clap clap clapclapclap "That was awesome!" clap clap clapclapclap. The ref starts to make a count. 1..he looks around neither man moving. 2! Still no movement from either one, his count gets to 8 before Deathtrap starts to stir, Deathtrap rolls over and lay's a arm across Spike's chest, the ref counts 1..2..KICKOUT! Well, if what looks to be a convulsion is a kick out. Matters not, the ref stops the count. Deathtrap lays on the mat grabbing his own hair as Spike starts to stir and get to his feet. Deathtrap gets to his feet also. Spike out of no where kicks his leg out and hits Deathtrap with a supper kick square on the jaw. Both men hit the ring mat once more, Spike however rolls out of the ring flopping to the floor, he looks under the ring and pulls out two tables, one is stacked on the other one he pulls the top table off and toss's it to the side and we see that the bottom table has barbwire layered on the top of it.
Cole: This is getting out of hand!
King: This is getting Xtreme!
Spike slides the table into the ring and rolls back in him self, he lays a few boots to the stirring Deathtrap who's attempting to find the energy to get up. Spike then goes back to the table and sets it up in the corner. He goes back over to Deathtrap and helps him up by the head. Spike goes to whip Deathtrap into the table but Deathtrap reverse's the move and whips Spike into the other corner Spike however before hitting the turnbuckles climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and leaps off of it flipping over Deathtrap and hooking him with a reverse DDT.
King: Freya's Wings!
Cole: This doesnt bold well for Deathtrap.
Spike goes for the cover, 1..2..kick out. Spike now getting visibly frustrated slams his hands on the mat. He gets back to his feet and resets up the table now so its set up on all four legs parallel to the corner. He goes back to Deathtrap and grabs him by the back of the head; he rakes Deathtrap's forehead along the ring ropes making his way towards the corner.
Cole: Oh man this doesnt look good what's Spike thinking?
King: I dont know Cole but I do know its going to be XTREME!
Spike bashes Deathtrap's head into the turnbuckle a few times before he goes between the ropes to the outside and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Spike grabs Deathtrap by the head and starts to pull him up to the 2nd turnbuckle Deathtrap how ever is starting to fight back throwing rights into Spikes ribs, Spike returns the favor with some clubbing blows to Deathtrap's back and shoulders, Spike hooks Deathtrap by the head and looks like he's going to attempt to reverse suplex Deathtrap down into the table. Spike goes to lift Deathtrap but Deathtrap blocks, once, twice, Deathtrap hits Spike in the gut a few times and then breaks free of the headlock, he throws a very stiff right hook to Spikes jaw and turns him self on the turnbuckle to now face the table, and Deathtrap hooks Spike and lifts him to his shoulders. Deathtrap leaps and drills Spike throw the table with the Final Judgment! Spike looks to be out cold as he comes rolling out of the barbwire layered table. Deathtrap runs his thumb over his neck and stands over Spike, locking in the Seattle Stretch!
Cole: Will Spike tap? Is Spike even still alive!?
King: I dont know Cole; he looks to be out cold to me.
Deathtrap has the Seattle Stretch locked in deep and hard the ref asks Spike if he gives, Spike makes no motion. The ref checks his hand once...twice...three times...The ref calls for the bell as Deathtrap releases the hold and stands over Spike both of whom are bloody and battered.
Winner via Knockout: Death Trap
*The lights in the arena go down to black. Suddenly two giant pyros shoot off from either side of the stage as the crowd is slammed into the chorus of Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on with shots of Mongo's career within the phoenix. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out accompanied by his bodyguard Mr. T under the large X above them. Mongo is wearing the Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist. Mr. T goes up to the fans and lets them know just how much he pities them as he and Mongo make their way to the ring.*
Cole: Heres the owner
King: And he will STILL be after tonight!
Cole: Stop sucking up...
*Seven characters appear on the Xtremetron cycling through numbers. They slowly stop on 6655321 as these words are said over the P.A.:
Youre sentenced to 6 months without parole.
Welcome prisoner number 6655321.
I will get my revenge, I stand alone.
Two red pyros go off on stage forming an X. "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits the PA. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed in an X formation in front of his face. He slowly spreads his arms apart. He then walks down to the ring and climbs in. He tightens his gloves and awaits the match to start.*
Cole: And...
King: RAPIST! DRUGGIE! MALCONTENT! NER DO WELL!
Triple-Tier Cage Match
(Up at the third tier is a briefcase, whoever grabs it takes control of 50% of the XHF)
Mr. X vs. Mongo The Destroyer
The triple cage is lowered into position as the two big men circle each other. The ref calls for the bell as Mongo and X walk to the center of the ring. The two men mouth off at each other. Mongo just stands tall as Mr. X steps back and winds up a punch. Mongo laughs. X smiles as Mongo beckons like the punch wont affect him. X shrugs and clobbers Mongo who stumbles back hurt. Mongo smacks himself in the head remembering that the punches only dont hurt when the guy is considerably smaller than you. Mr. X however dives on him with a punch to the back of the head. Mongo reaches up and hits a big headbutt to the skull. X stumbles back but doesnt go down either. Both men forego the whole wrestling basics and attack each other sending punch after punch. Neither man bothers to block, but both continue to strike the other in the head. Finally they back off a bit winded and Mongos face is red and sore and Xs right cheek has a small cut on it. Mongo smiles. X smirks. Both of them just want to destroy each other. Mongo again moves in and X ducks a punch and hits a huge lariat which due to X being almost as big as Mongo actually lifts Mongo off his feet and to a sitting position. Mongo tries to roll to his feet but X wants the company and locks in the X-Tinction!
Cole: OH NO! KATAHAJIME!
King: I think youre turning Japanese.
Funaki: STAY OUT OF MY NATIONALITY!
Mongo looks shocked at the timing of this move and as such cant reverse it. X locks it in and begins to strangle the life out of Mongo. Mongo begins to roll and rive in agony but cant break the hold. Finally he is able to grab the ropes and pull up. X is too large to hold himself in the hold once taken off the ground and he releases falling to the mat. Mongo leans on the ropes catching his breath as X rolls to his feet and looks to the crowd and smirks. He charges and kicks Mongo swiftly in the ass sending him dumping over the top rope to the apron. Mongo stands up in anger right into a huge throat thrust which on a normal man wouldve sent them flying out to the cell but on Mongo just has him fall off and land on his back about three inches from the apron. X wastes no time rolling out of the ring and walking to the padlocked door to the cell (since it is not allowed to get out except by the top.) He grabs Mongo and stands him up. He tries to slam Mongos head into the cell wall but Mongo stops him inches from the cell. X seemed to want this as he now uses the padlock to swing up and crack Mongo right in the jaw. Mongo falls to the mat holding his jaw trying to straighten it and even spitting out a tooth. Mongo scowls showing a little toothless aggression and sits up. X is nowhere to be found though. Mongo stands up and wheels around looking.
King: IN THE RING!
Cole: Shut up you hurt my ears.
Mongo looks in the ring and sees X setting up a ladder. But X just waves to Mongo and climbs up the first two rungs. Mongo sprints over to the steps and climbs to the apron and into the ring as X hits the middle rung. X however leaps backwards as Mongo enters and looks up. Flying clothesline from the ladder. Mongo looks out of it for a moment before again adjusting his busted jaw. X seems to have taken a bit of pain as well being unfamiliar with the height of the attack. X gets to his feet and tosses the ladder into the corner mouthing Not Yet. Mongo slowly stands as X grabs him. He tries an Irish Whip but Mongo grabs the ropes. As soon as X relents Mongo runs as if whipped to catch X and whip him. Mongo puts so much power on it that he falls flat on his face as X barrels out of control smack into the propped up ladder which he now leans on holding his chest. Mongo stands up and barrels in and sandwiches X between the ladder and Mongos huge torso. X falls as does the ladder on top of him. Now Mongo shouts out Time for Xtreme and steps to the second rope. He leaps off with a diving leg drop on the ladder across Xs chest. Mongo howls and rolls off favoring his right hamstring as X coughs up blood and just lays motionless under the ladder.
King: I am in both shock and awe.
Cole: I think I actually may wet myself from this sheer greatness.
Funaki: Indeed!
Wombat: Can I get a paycheck please?
Mongo rolls to his feet and grabs the ladder. He sets it up and begins to climb slowly one rung at a time holding his right hamstring. Man if he actually sells that itll be awesome. Mongo reaches the top and shoves open the panel to the second cage. Here we see the flaw in the match. Neither X or Mongo is able to leap up like a cruiserweight into the cage and now have to hang from the cage and pull up using only their arms. Mongo perches on the ladder with his bad leg on top to alleviate the pain. Mr. X slowly gets to his feet and coughing blood to the mat again grabs the ladder. He slowly scales it. As he reaches the top he grabs Mongo and pulls. Mongo who was almost in the cage falls back to his perch and X sends a stiff shot to the gut. He follows with another. Finally a third causes Mongo to release the cage and drop down. X now hooks Mongo and lifts him for a suplex. But instead of sacrificing himself he falls forward into the ladder sending Mongo chest first to the mat with a drop suplex. X is totally exhausted. He now tries to get into the second cage. After about ten seconds he falls down and needs to catch his breath. Mongo is still holding his chest.
Cole: We arent even in cage two.
King: Yeah well unlike small guys if these two fall from that second cage its over for them so they want to be damn sure they make it.
Finally as the crowd cheers in approval Mr. X reaches up and grabs the cage floor. He begins to pull up. He gets the entirety of his arms up and his chin now rests on the cage when suddenly the ladder under him vanishes. The camera pans down to see a winded Mongo holding the ladder and favoring that right leg. Mongo smirks and holds the ladder like a bat. He jokingly spits in his hands and claps then lifts it up. He swings and hits Mr. X who is forced off the cage and actually misses the ring, crashes into the cell wall near the ground and slams hard chest first into the ground outside. Mongo taunts him by hobbling around the ring shouting home run as if the turnbuckles were bases in Kirk Gibson fashion. Mr. X is now coughing blood again. His back is bleeding from the contact with the cell in the shape of ...well a cell wall. And his face still has the cut from earlier. Mongo sets up the ladder and takes his time climbing to keep his leg healthy. He then grabs the cage and pulls. He struggles and wriggles his way up. His chest now rests on the floor. He rolls over into the cage and a weapon ends up under him. He pulls it out and stuffs it into his singlet.
Cole: I think X is dead.
King: I think Mongo is stuffing his package.
Cole: I... *he looks at King* what the hell are you talking about?
(from the second cage): IM DOCKING YOUR PAY!
King: FUCK!
Mongo wastes no time scanning his surroundings to get a feel for them and then grabbing the rope ladder. This one presents another problem as it begins to spin back and forth. After a few seconds Mongo seems to be positively green and falls off. He sits up holding his stomach and stabilizing himself. He begins to look around the cell for a way to stabilize the rope ladder. He scans the weapons looking for something. He is shocked when in his search he sees hands hanging from the cage floor. He looks down and Mr. X is struggling up into the cell. Mongo begins to stomp on Xs hands but X wont let go. Finally X leaps from the ladder and is able to get just enough height to get his arms and chest into the cell. He rolls up into it but is met with a stiff boot to the chest. X however grabs a weapon and swings it up hitting Mongo in that right hamstring with a ... medieval mace?
Cole: Is that legal?
King: Is that ... damn you stole mine.
Mongo looks shocked and grabs the mace and tosses it to the first cage... then he feels the hit and goes down like a load of bricks holding a now bleeding hamstring. X laughs and rolls to his feet with his mouth dyed a crimson red from all the blood. He looks positively demonic. X grabs a steel chair. He hoists it high and slams the edge right into Mongos gut. Mongo rolls over but now X targets the right leg and slams it repeatedly on the hamstring. Mongo howls in pain. X finally brings the chair down normal style on Mongos back as a loud THWACK echoes across the arena. X helps Mongo to his feet but he stumbles to the cage wall in pain. X barrels in and tosses the chair to Mongo and clotheslines it into his chest. Mongo shouts as X grabs the chair. However in a last ditch effort Mongo hits a huge right hand to the chair punching it square into Xs nose. Both men collapse to the cell floor. The ref looks up at the carnage avoiding drops of blood down in the ring. Mongo slowly crawls to the ladder. He uses two Singapore canes and ties them pointing up from the floor with a spool of wire which he had put in his tights earlier. He then ties them to the ladder as they reach up enough to stabilize it. He then pulls more wire out and ties Xs hands together and his feet together.
Cole: He almost hogtied Mr. X.
King: Thats smart thinking right there.
X begins to come to and rolls to stand but falls flat on his face shouting obscenities as he cant stand with his hands and feet tied to each other. Mongo begins to slowly climb the ladder on arm strength and one good leg. X struggles but cant do anything. Finally he begins to roll. Mongo is almost to cage three when X slams into one of the canes and it shatters. The ladder immediately reverts to its shaky ways and Mongo struggles not to fall with only one leg. X now rolls over to a barbed wire wrapped 2x4 and begins using it to cut the ties on his hands. Mongo reaches the final cage and begins to pull himself in but cant stand on his bad leg yet. X finally cuts the ties and races up the ladder holding the 2x4 into cage three. Mongo gets to his feet as X charges. The barbed wire sinks deep into Mongos flesh on the small of his back. X leaves it there as he grabs Mongo and hits a reverse DDT dropping him on the barbed wire. Mongo shouts as the wire sinks deeper. He rolls and pulls the 2x4 out and hurls it over the cell. Mr. X begins to climb and reaches the top! Mongo however has other plans. Using pure arm strength he follows X and grabs his leg to keep him from scaling the 2-step ladder needed to reach the briefcase.
Cole: Theyre right at the prize!
King: You have to respect that climb by Mongo.
X kicks him off but Mongo now sits up and hits a low blow!
King: Someone is going to be glad it wasnt his character getting that for once.
Cole: Huh?
King: I said I want puppies!
X immediately contorts his body and collapses holding the family jewels. This gives Mongo time to nurse his leg which seems to be getting better to where he may be able to walk on it soon. Mongo slowly pushes to his knees and tries to stand. By the time he does X is up but X walks right into a big boot. Mongo grabs the kicking leg but stays on his left leg. Mongo grabs X and tries to dump him over the cage edge but X hits Mongo in the stomach. The two again begin to simply punch back and forth like crazy people busting each others noses open. Mr. X lifts a knee to Mongo then kicks the hamstring collapsing the leg. He hooks Mongo saying its over. DDX! DDX! DDX! But wait! He tried to dump Mongo over the edge but Mongo used the free hand to catch the cage and is hanging on the edge having taken minimal impact. He reaches up and grabs Xs leg. He releases the wall and drops to the second cage again with minimal impact from being so tall but he does fall holding the leg. X however cant brace himself as the fall wasnt expected and crashes on his right shoulder hard on the cage. Both men are down and hurting. Mongo grabs the third cage and pulls to his feet. X stands with his right arm held tight to his body. He charges but Mongo hits a drop toe hold slamming X into the cage. Mongo then grabs him by the throat and growls into his face.
: This ... is my company ... you son of a bitch.
He hoists X up and limps to the cage edge and hurls X from the second cage to the floor missing the first cage with the Xtreme Edge!!! Mongo now takes his time climbing the third cage and grabs the briefcase.
Winner and still full owner of XHF: Mongo the Destroyer
Cole: MONGO WINS!
King: WOOT! Now I don't have to wear this stupid crown on my head.
*rips it off*
Mongo gets back to the ring as he falls to his knees. As Mongo uses the ropes to hold himself up after his grueling battle with Mr. X, the lights go out and the Xtreme Tron springs to life. A shadowy figure can barely be made out and is tall, mysterious, and the brim of a hat can be made out. The camera pans back to Mongo who's eyes widen because he is almost certain as to who it is. A voice suddenly comes over the PA.
Voice: For too long I have been help down and bid to do your will. Because of you I was just made a memory of the XHF. Because of you, my life was changed forever. And now because of me, you...will....falll!!!!!!!!
The stage then erupts in smoke and flames. Everyone can feel the arena shaking. The figure on the screen comes closer and closer until all that is seen is black. His face can now be visible, and it is the sinister smile on the mask of C.R.!!!
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
The intense riffs and drum beats of "Sincerely, Ichabod" by Project 86 hits at the chorus and C.R. walks out from backstage. Mongo's eyes widen with horror as C.R. walks down the rampway, and into the ring... Mongo is slowly backing away as that sinister face, he once fought, few of the hardest fights Mongo has ever faced, comes closer. C.R. stares at Mongo as he falls back, slowly, down into the corner of the ring. Nowhere to go, Mongo grabs the referee and pulls him in the way of C.R. But C.R. pulls the referee with one hand, and tosses him across the ring, as if to put no effort into it. He grabs Mongo, and points a finger at him, and shakes it back and forth. The arena then suddenly goes pitch black, and when the lights come on, C.R. is gone. The music has faded, and the fans have exploded with cheers as Mongo has a confused, horrified, and angry look on his face.
XHF breaks from its matches to Joanie Lee in her locker room, cooling herself from the hard match that just occurred. She hears a knock on the door.
Joanie: Come in.
The door opens and the person who steps in is none other than Kuroi. He smiles upon looking at her face.
: Its been a while, Joanie.
Joanie: Yeah. Kuroi, how have you been?
: Im fine, just fine. Im getting ready for my match, but I just thought to say hi.
*Kuroi pauses for a second, and remembers watching the match a bit.*
: So that Storm. What an asshole. Hes not Hardcore, and he was never meant for that belt.
Joanie smiles, and responds.
Joanie: Oh, dont worry. He wont bother me. Ill make sure of it. Anyways, what are you doing?
: Im just going to get ready for my match. Do I care about victory? No, but do I care for hurting Tara? Yes.
Joanie: heh. Maybe I can show you a thing or two.
: Ill be willing to learn.
We fade out, as the XHF goes to its next scheduled match.
"Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen begins to play and Scorpion steps through the curtains and waves to the fans. He then walks into the kiddie pool stands in the water as the music cuts.
Cole: This match ought to be interesting.
King: Well, I don't know if it will cap "The X-Cup No Disqualification Punjabi Ice Rink Mexican Rules King of the Mountain Lumberjack Inferno Hellfire and Brimstone Loser Gets Their Feathers Ruffled King of Mutant Rabid Rats Match."
"Self High Five" hits the P.A. and Curtis Kanyon comes out of the entryway wearing a yellow wig, a black shirt, and blue jeans. He points to the crowd and then puts his arms up to form a diamond shape. He breaks them apart as pyros go off behind him and he yells "BANG!" DDK enters the kiddie pool and looks at Scorpion, holding up the European Title. DDK then does the diamond dealy again.
King: Looks like DDK is going to take part in this match.
Cole: Oh good Jesus Christ, if this match wasn't insane before...
Sailor Suit Fishing Pond Cage Match for the XHF European Championship
Scorpion vs. "DDK" Curtis Kanyon (c)
Both men look at each other, both thinking they are crazier then the other. This match pretty much signifies who really is the craziest man in XHF. The bell rings as DDK and Scorps look at the sailor suits. DDK runs and tries for an early GORE! but Scorps is able to move out of the way as DDK crashes into the cage. Brains are rattled as Scorps runs through the foot of water, jumping up, trying to grab a pair of the sailor pants. DDK comes up from behind and forces him down the cage, throwing him into the water. DDK grabs the same pair of pants Scorpion was going for but this time, Scorps is able to stop DDK from getting those pants by sending him into the water. DDK gets up and looks at Scorpion, with a look of craziness in his eyes as Scorps has that same look. The crowd is going insane at this early standoff.
Cole: Both men are already wet.
King: I wish there was some women in this match... mmmm... wet tits...
Seeing as how both men know they can't outsmart each other, they meet in the middle and start to exchange a couple of right hands like, well, like wrestlers. Neither of them are backing down as this point as each punch is getting harder already. DDK gets the advantage following a kick to the stomach. Scorps finds himself getting thrown into the cage, bouncing back into a forearm from DDK in the back. DDK keeps Scorpion from falling down by rubbing his head against the cage. But Scorps doesn't scream or do much of anything. The camera pans around to see that Scorpion has grabbed a hat that was placed near by and placed it in front of his head, pretty much blocking the whole head against the cage thing. DDK looks back at the tron screen and sees that Scorpion is out smarting him, which might not be that tough but DDK stops rubbing Scorps head against the cage and goes for a shirt. Naturally, Scorpion is making DDK think that the move was really hurting him but no, DDK did catch on mind you. DDK grabs a shirt and puts it on. Then he goes back over to Scorps and taps him on the shoulder. Scorpion turns around and flips out seeing DDK with a shirt on at this point.
King: DDK has a shirt on! He is in the lead!
Cole: Dammit!
Scorpion throws the hat into DDK's face out of nowhere. DDK's face is covered as Scorps tackles him down to the ground. Water splashes on both men as Scorps lets go with a barrage of right and left hands. Then he grabs the hat and starts to put it in DDK's mouth! It gets stuffed in there for a moment as Scorps gets up and grabs a pair of pants from the cage. Scorps is in the process of getting them on but DDK has gotten the hat out of his mouth and is standing up. He runs over to Scorps and takes him down into the cage. Now, DDK is trying to pull the pants off of Scorpion but Scorpion is fighting it the whole time, kicking DDK off. With DDK temporarily stopped, Scorps is able to get the pants on! Both men have one article of clothing on at this point. DDK has a shirt on while Scorpion has just gotten on some pants. Both men look at each other, neither of them breathing really hard yet. The crowd cheers loudly for this match so far.
Cole: Scorpion has tied this up by putting on the pants.
King: Yeah, he sure has.
Both men meet up in the middle of the ring, engaging in a lock up. They keep the lock up going as they maneuver around the kiddie pool. Eventually, both of them trip and fall over, landing in the water. The crowd lets out a laugh for the two trying to do some actual wrestling while in the water. Now the two start to roll around in the water, locking up again. Water is going everywhere as neither man is letting go. DDK gets on top for a few moments, trying to force Scorpion's head under the water, Then they roll over again. Scorpion is trying to force DDK's head in under the water. DDK is able to shift his body to knee Scorps right in the groin region. Scorps lets go and holds "manland" as DDK gets on his hands and knees. He starts to headbutt Scorpion like Junkyard Dog would do to his opponents! Scorps tries to get to his feet but it's simply not working at this point as DDK keeps on headbutting him. Scorps is getting closer to the cage as DDK rears back for a major headbutt, perhaps the headbutt to end all headbutts. As he moves forward, Scorpion moves out of the way! DDK headbutts the cage. He holds his head as Scorpion struggles back to his feet.
King: That has to hurt.
Cole: I bet they are getting cold right now. I know I would be.
DDK shakes his head, trying to make sense of what just happened. Scorpion, on the other hand, is grabbing a shirt from the cage. DDK gets to his feet and sees what is going on. He runs through the water, or at least tries to, in order to stop Scorps from getting the shirt on. Scorps has the shirt halfway on when DDK punches him right in where would be the face. Scorps staggers back as DDK punches him again. Scorpion is now reeling as DDK picks him up actually Suplexes him in the water! The crowd is chanting something that involves religion and what comes out of the anus after seeing this move. DDK splashes around, trying to get up. Scorpion does the same with the shirt still over his head. Both men get back up to their feet as the crowd looks on at the moment, in the hush Japanese manner all of a sudden. Scorpion is finally able to pull his shirt down, only to see that DDK is putting on a pair of pants!
Cole: Uh oh, both men with the shirt and pants on now.
King: But you forget, they can undress each other.
Cole: HAWT!!! Er... I mean...
King: ...
DDK and Scorpion are pissed at this point, neither of them wanting to see the other in the shirt and pants at this point. They both run full speed, well, as full speed in water as you can get, at each other. Both men collide in the middle of the ring, falling down into the water. Neither of them face first thankfully. There is no ref to count both men down, just the water and the hats they have to put on. What both of them have forgot is that one of the hats is somewhere in the pool still. Shouldn't be hard to find but with these two, yeah. Both DDK and Scorps get up at the same time, eyeing the hat left on the cage. They runs towards it but once they get there, have a fist fight for the right to get it. DDK is hitting Scorps with rights and Scorps hitting DDK with lefts. Then, both men grab each other's hair and bang their heads against the side of the cage. Once again, they both fall back into the pool as the hat on the cage falls off due to the impact.
King: The hat is off the cage.
Cole: But it fell to the floor. What an unlucky break.
Ring crew members rush down to investigate what happened. After much conferring with each other, they conclude to get a step ladder and place the hat back on the cage where it belongs. Once that is accomplished, it falls back off. Once again, the ring crew puts it back up. This time... it... doesn't fall. Phew. Back in the pool, DDK and Scorps are both coming to. Although in a pool full of water, which is probably cold, how can you be out. Regardless, they both see that the hat is back up on the cage as they rush for it again. Anyways, at least DDK does. Scorpion waits for him to run, splashing water, towards the hat. DDK is grabbing for the hat when Scorps hits him from behind and locks him up for... SCORPION DEATH DROP!!! He falls back as the move connects. DDK appears to be out as the wig falls off of his head. Scorps looks at the hat and then looks at DDK, thinking about what to do.
Cole: GRAB THE HAT SCORPION, YOU ARE SOOOO CLOSE!
King: DON'T GRAB THE HAT, GO {No Means No} MY SISTER!
Cole: ...What?
Scorpion decides on what to do as he grabs the legs of DDK and turns him onto his stomach. The crowd gets on their feet and cheer as Scorpion wants to make sure DDK is out as he puts the Scorpion Lock on him! The crowd is going batshit as DDK doesn't move. The crowd starts a "Grab the hat, Scorpion, grab the hat!" He still has the hold on, closing his eyes as he wants to suck the last bit of energy out of DDK. All of a sudden DDK opens his eyes and looks around as if he doesn't know where he is. We can hear him say...
WHERE IN THE HELL AM I? Oh look, a pretty hat.
Curtis sees the other hat floating in the water as he reaches out and grabs it. He sizes it up and puts it on his head. Scorpion releases the hold and turns around, only to see the whole outfit on Curtis Kanyon and hearing the bell ring. Scorpion goes to his knees, throwing out his arms in anger. Curtis Kanyon gets up and looks around as a ref comes into the ring and holds his arm in the air, giving him the European Title with the other.
Winner and STILL XHF EUROPEAN CHAMPION: "DDK" Curtis Kanyon
Cole: That was quite an interesting finish.
King: Well, he won. That's the important thing.
Cole: I suppose you are right...
King: Of course I am.
After the bell rings for the end of the match, Curtis is laying in the childrens pool, soaked. Suddenly a familiar windish sound is heard over the PA and when everyone looks to the Xtreme Tron to see, an explosion occurs, and "Superstar" hits! The fans go wild as Red Fusion makes his way back down the rampway again.
Cole: My God! It's Red Fusion! I thought he "retired"!
King: He was being a pussy and quitting! What a loser!
Cole: He seems determined here. What is he going to do?
Everyone thinking his farewell speech was legit from Eve of Champions, they cheer him on! Following Red down the ramp, is none other than wrestling legend, Mr. Fuji! He follows Red down to the cage, where Red rips the door off! Red steps in and heads right over to Curtis, who is shocked to see Fusion again! Curtis, rips off the sailer shirt and hat and immedietly goes to Gore Fusion but Fusion stops the Gore once more! He grabs Curtis and slams his head into the side of the cage! Mr. Fuji yells something to Red who nods and then picks up Curtis, setting him up for a powerbomb. Red then powerbombs Curtis into the side of the cage, sending that particular side down! He just powerbombed Curtis through the cage! Red walks over and picks up Curtis' recently retained European Title and holds it up much to the delight of the crowd!
Cole: A thunderous message sent to the European Champion!
King: He can challenge all he wants, he will just lose.
Cole: Go tell him that.
King: Fuck that!
The scene then fades out to an advertisement from our sponsors...
*As the fans wait in anticipation, "Eye of The Tiger" hits over the PA and the crowd rise to their feet, awaiting the arrival of Doc. The lights then turn to darkness, and soon two bright blue strobe lighting bolts shine on the top of the ramp. They cross over in a huge "X" shape, like the St. Andrews flag of Scotland, and as Doc walks out and stands under the "X", the lights turn back on. A spotlight shines on the United States championship which is strapped around his waist as he jogs on the spot, as "Eye of The Tiger" enters the chorus.
"It's the eye of the tiger. It's the thrill of the fight. Rising up to the challenge Of our rivals."
Doc then begins to walk down the ramp, slowly looking out at the fans, before posing, dropping to his knees and lifting his arms in the air. Pyros explode in the background on cue as he does so. Doc then continues down to the ring. As he reaches it he climbs the steps and walks along the apron. Doc grabs the top rope, and drops his feet off the apron, but holds on to the rope and skins the cat over the top rope and into the ring. Doc spins round before climbing each turnbuckle to unstrap his US Title belt and hoist it in the air, and after he has done so he leans to one side in a taunt, flexing his muscles. Doc then stands tall over the middle of the ring, where he does some last minute stretches and makes sure his wrists are taped up properly as he hands his title belt to the timekeeper...*
Cole: Here is the US Champion Doc.
King: He is NOT from the US! Idiot.
*All of the lights in the arena fall out and now the arena is in pitch black darkness as everybody's wondering what the hell is going on. Then, all of a sudden, the following is heard throughout the arena as blue and white lights flicker on and off near the entrance ramp.
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
With that, the following words are screamed out like a banshee with the following picture
FUCKING POSER!
And with that, a new metal version of N.E.R.D.'s "Rockstar" comes blaring over the system, more like in a metal song, instead of a rock song. People now boo as they know who it is, and out of the blue and white strobe lights walks "The Rockstar" Kevin Hardaway. Kevin just stands there, looking at the crowd as he walks to the ring, as the chorus is belted out
You can't be me I'm a Rock Star. I'm rhyming on the top of a cop car. I'm a rebel and my .44 pops far. It's almost over now. It's almost over now. Yes. You ain't heard that we swallow guys. It's too damn late to apologize when you see the mantle or will you see the skies. It's almost over now. It's almost over now.
Kevin jumps on the apron as he enters the ring and gets on the ropes throwing up the metal horns into an "X" fashion as he gets more boos from the crowd as he goes back to the middle of the ring waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: Here we go King. Classic XHF match in action.
King: Maybe ... but these guys arent classic. I dont approve.
Greenhouse Match for the XHF United States Championship
The Rockstar Kevin Hardaway vs. The Boyhood Dream Doc
The greenhouse is lowered into position. The ref calls for the bell and both men charge at each other. Doc drops into an arm drag. Hardy rolls up and hits Doc with a hip toss. Doc rolls to his feet. They grapple with neither man getting an advantage. Kev tries a headbutt but Doc moves his head to the side and uses the momentum to fall back and hit a monkey flip on Hardy. Kev pops right to his feet and is greeted by a dropkick. They nip up in unison and Kev hits a high kick to the face, then a second, then a third, and follows it up with a spinning kick that Doc avoids and sweeps out Kevins planted leg causing him to drop to his hands and knees. Kev pushes into the air to avoid a continued sweep and then rolls through Docs legs as he stands and pulls both legs out causing Doc to fall on his face. Kev pounces on Doc and tries to lock in the Rings of Rockstar early on but Doc scrambles to the ropes and uses them to gain leverage and avoid being locked in. Doc pulls himself to his feet and is greeted by an Irish Whip into the corner. He takes the bump chest first but as Hardy runs toward him he springs out with a Genocide Kick but Kev is ready and catches the foot. He mocks Doc then tosses the leg hard to the ground only for it to spin 360 and crack him in the jaw with the Dragon Whip.
Cole: Lots of quick action here early.
King; Just wait, weapons will come into play.
Doc hops to his feet as Hardaway rolls to the ropes. Doc charges hitting a leaping clothesline. Kevin goes over the top rope. Doc follows but grabs the rope with his free hand and holds on. He reaches his other arm up and grabs the ropes and skins the cat back into the ring. He immediately sprints across the ring and bounces back looking for a suicide dive but Kev slides into the ring to avoid it. Doc however lands on his feet and turns to avoid Kevin trying a springboard double axe handle. Kev lands on his feet as Doc rolls to the side. Hardaway charges but Doc ducks and back body drops him onto the steel ring steps. Kevin cringes but wisely rolls off the steps as Doc leaps up trying a stomp but lands on just the steps. He leaps off the steps but Kevin catches him mid-leap with a huge dropsault to the chest. Both men are down but not for long. Hardaway uses the steps as a brace to get to his feet holding his back but shaking off the early impact. Doc rolls to his feet holding his chest. Hardy charges and sends a kick to the chest but Doc catches it only to be cracked by an enzuigiri dumping him to the floor. Hardaway grabs Doc and spins sending him skidding into the ring on his chest. Kev climbs to the top rope and perches. Doc stands in time to be planted by an Over Castle. Hardaway pins. One! One and a half before Doc kicks out with gusto.
Cole: Man this is fast paced right to the core.
King: Man this is a great match. Ten bucks on the skinny dude.
Cole: But they ... you know what fine.
Doc now takes a second to try and catch his breath but Hardaway will have none of it and stomps him wildly on the spine before locking in a chicken wing crossface maneuver. Doc howls in pain before using all his strength to roll forward and end up pulling Hardaway over into a slam. Doc completes the roll and ends up on top of Hardy. ONE! Kevin releases the hold and pushes Doc off of him. Doc wastes no time rolling to his feet and running off the ropes. Hardaway stands in time for Doc to leap for a clothesline but Hardaway catches him in the STJoe planting Doc hard on the mat. Doc arches his back as Hardaway dives on him. One! Kickout. Doc rolls over and holds his back in pain. Hardaway tries to lock in a Boston Crab but as he does Doc forces his legs back sending Hardaway stumbling forward into the corner. Doc rolls to his feet and charges. Again Kev catches him but this time Doc grabs the ropes and pulls himself over locking a Tarantula in on Kevin who shouts in pain trying to escape. Doc finally releases and drops to the outside. Kevin falls to his knees holding his arms. He turns to look outside at Doc but gets blasted over the head with a tire iron from Doc who grabbed it from under the ring. Doc now pulls Hardaway out of the ring with such force that Kevs back crashes hard on the outside padding. Doc now tries to pick him up but Kevin shoves Doc away sending him back first into a glass pane.
Cole: Uh oh, I dont like where this is going.
King: I do... and so do the fans.
Hardaway charges and tries a dropkick but Doc dives away and Kevin hits his feet square on the second panel up right in the center and it pops loose and Kev gets rung up in a tree of woe by his knees on the metal frame. Doc charges and tries a sliding dropkick but Kev pulls up and Doc slides right through the lower panel popping IT free. As Kev drops down Doc grabs his head and uses this situation to use the tree of woe to wrench the knees by pulling backwards on Kevs upper body. Finally Kevin is able to free his legs and he rolls to the side. Doc looks around like he has an idea. He grabs the one of the panels and puts it back where it was when Kev kicked it loose. He makes sure its in good and tight. Hardaway finally stands up and Doc taunts him. Hardy charges trying to leap through the hole but crashes into the pane and the metal below it as a result and crumples in a heap. Doc laughs hysterically. Doc slides into the greenhouse through the open bottom panel. He tries to lift Kev but out of desperation Kev hits a low blow and then pulls forward on the tights of Doc sending him sprawling towards the ring.
Cole: That was interesting.
King: Shoddy workmanship on this greenhouse.
Cole: No they hit the center with such pressure that the panels popped without breaking. And the second time Kevin didnt so it didnt budge and he crumpled.
King: Gee thanks Bill Nye the Science Guy
Bill Nye: *pops up from the crowd behind them* Youre welcome, glad to help.
Cole and King: Ok thats too weird even for us...
Both men stay down for a minute then slowly stand. Doc gets up first but Hardaway greets his approach with a right hand to the face. Doc responds in kind but Kevin lifts a knee to the gut and hits a DDT. Doc bounces up in time for Kevin to grab him by the back of the head and slam him face first into the glass of the greenhouse. He pulls back and repeats as the pane cracks. He tries a third time but Doc blocks it and sends an elbow to the gut and slams Hardaways face through the glass as it shatters away slicing Hardaways face up. Doc stumbles to the ring and rests on the apron. He reaches down and grabs a chair from under the ring. Doc charges and slams the chair on Hardaways back driving a shattered shard of glass into his back. Hardaway howls in pain. He turns and catches the chair as its thrown at him. But he avoids another Genocide Kick and instead hits Doc in the gut with the edge of the chair and then cracks it over his skull with a Vandaminator.
Cole: What a move.
King: Things are getting violent.
Hardaway takes this chance to grab a ladder. He turns around and stalks Doc. As Doc stands he levels him with the ladder by slamming it into his face. Hardaway slides the ladder out of the greenhouse and turns to grab Doc but Doc has crawled into the ring. Hardaway chases him. He slides in and charges but Doc ducks and hits a huge overhead belly-to-belly suplex which slams Hardaway into the glass wall. Doc takes a minute to catch his breath. Hardaway is crawling out of the greenhouse to try and recover. Doc gives chase. Doc catches Kevin and stomps him. He picks Kev up and slams him into the greenhouse wall cracking a few panes of glass. He sends a right hand but Hardaway dives away and Doc hits the glass. He grabs his hand in pain. Hardaway attacks with a forearm to the back. Doc spins with a forearm but Kevin ducks and hits the Asylum Bomb. Doc rolls away in pain. A fan throws a soda at Kevin. Kev turns to shout at the little boy even pouring his soda on his head. Kev laughs but turns to see Doc climbing the ladder leaned against the wall. Hardaway gives chase.
King: Hes running!
Cole: Or is he?
Doc rolls onto the greenhouse as Kevin climbs. Doc rolls to his feet and hits the Genocide Kick to the ladder. Hardaway falls with the ladder and lands hard on the mat. Doc collapses on the roof of the greenhouse. The ref runs over to examine Hardaway but Kev begins to crawl toward the ring with the ladder still on his back. Hardaway slowly gets to his feet as Doc sits up on top of the greenhouse. Hardy grabs the ladder and slides into the ring. He looks up at Doc who is still staring out at the crowd trying to recover from the Asylum Bomb. Hardaway smirks and taunts to the crowd. He then uses the ladder to hit the roof. Doc looks up in shock then rolls over in time for Hardaway to hit the edge hard enough to pop the panel loose. It falls inward on the one side and Doc skids down it and falls toward the ring. Hardaway catches him in the Asylum Driver. Doc is laid out in a dent in the ring. Hardaway falls on top of him. ONE! TWO! THREE!
Winner and new US Champ: Kevin Hardaway
The glass ring is brought out and the cage wall, ladder, and scaffold are being set up as the entrances begin for the X*Crown match up. A cage wall on one side of the ring, a fixed ladder on the other side, and the scaffold is half the size of the ring, over the center, with a square hole in the middle, hanging about 10 feet above the ring, with bridges connecting it to the cage wall and ladder.
*Suddenly... The lights shut off, leaving the crowd shrowded with darkness... The Xtreme Tron is now turned on and we find a message....*
"In the end, you'll be... Just a victim."
*As that happens, "Stigmata" by Arch Enemy plays as we find a shadow walking into view with a spotlight on it. The spotlight grows brighter and we now find the image of a man of whom we all hate, Kuroi! The crowd begins booing but Kuroi simply ignores it. He walks down to the ring. On the Xtreme Tron, we find video clips of Kuroi working out, bringing himself to the limit, switching to video clips of him performing finishers on some random XHF Superstars. Some main highlights are: The Kuroi Knockout onto AJ Phoenix, The Death Grip onto MGK in the ECF Doomsday Cage, and The Kuroi Kill to Fury. Of course, there are more but those are the ones most seen. Kuroi walks down to the ring with the XHF European Tile Belt strapped around his waist. The spotlight still following. Kuroi slides to the ring as the light goes on, and puts his European Title Belt aside and he stands in the corner awaiting the match to begin.*
King: Kuroi is sadistic, this match is right up his alley.
Cole: I'm scared to see what Kuroi will do tonight.
*As the opening guitar plays the titantron shows the 'Spade' symbol followed by a shot of a white stallion rearing majestically on its hind legs on the edge of a cliff, it has a golden shimmer and is followed by various shots of The Ace with the BLW Survivor Championship, Undisputed ICW World Heavyweight Championship, UWF Carnage Championship, Spike being hit by a FameAcer from atop a cage and the XHF Hardcore Championship over his shoulder. A shot of a rearing white stallion and him kissing various women flash by as The Ace appears on stage with the four aces in his right hand and the rest of the deck in his left hand. He looks at the aces before throwing the entire deck in the air, as huge flame pyros explode either side of him.The titantron shows The Ace throwing cards in the air. As the lyrics to 'Ace Of Spades' by Motorhead kick in, the titantron shows Ace-Plants being delievered to Spike, Blade, Triple D on the steel chair, Seth Johnson and Prototype receiving a Diving FameAcer from the ladder through a table.The Ace walks down the ramp through the shower of falling cards...
If you like to gamble I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say...
He climbs in the ring and goes to the second turnbuckle.
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is The Ace Of Spades, The Ace Of Spades...
He climbs it and holds his arms in the air the same way as to
when he first threw the deck.
Playing for the high one
Dancing with the Devil
Going with the flow
It's all a game to me...
He climbs down and walks to the middle of the ring, as the music fades...*
Cole: The Ace has come a long way since his return earlier this year, this match could literally make his career.
King: The same could be said for any winner, but I have to admit, if you told me last NOC that Ace would be in this match, this year, I wouldn't have believed you.
As the lights slowly begin to dim, a fog begins to cover the arena. A chill runs through the crowd as they feel an unearthly presence. A ticking noise begins to fill the arena. Tick, tock, tick, tock.....The opening gongs of For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica blast out over the pa system.
Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who's to say?
As the music continues to play, flames begin to slowly rise out from the sides of the entrance ramp, lining it all the way down.
For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know
Suffered wounds test their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
As the chorus starts, Deathtrain walks out from behind the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp, staring out into the crowd, watching each of their terrified faces.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
Deathtrain begins to walk down the ramp.
Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's the last time you will
The flames on the sides of the ramp shoot up in a big explosion. Deathtrain continues to walk down the ramp.
Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Deathtrain reaches the ring and walks up the steel steps.
Strangers now, are his eyes, to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they see what will be, blinded eyes to see
Deathtrain climbs over the top rope and stands in the middle of the ring, staring into the fearful crowd.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
The gongs of the outro ring out as Deathtrain stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for the match to begin.
King: Deathtrain is a walking nightmare. I don't see how he can't win this match.
Cole: You might just be right. Just seeing him walk to the ring sends shivers down my spine.
With the other participants of the match already in the ring, the crowd is waiting for the arrival of the XHF X*Crown Champion after a couple moments pass, the crowd is going crazy, although no queue has gone off to signify Taras entrance down to the ring---instead the cameras view out to the audience where they see someone coming through the crowd, but no one the XHF cameras seem to recognize. Obviously the fans do. Its a famous competitor, known by the industry as one of the top female competitors around the world and she was making her way towards an empty seat that was in the front. This was Felice Corvin. She waves out to a couple of the fans, and shakes hands with a couple of them before sitting down in the seat and just gives a quick wave to the camera as they are being nosey of who it is. A couple of the audience members are hanging over her shoulder getting in view of the camera before the lights finally go out!
The crowd is going wild as they are now knowing that the arrival of Tara Fenix is approaching, and the beginning of "What Have You Done" by Within Temptation begins to come over the audio system. Pale, blue lights begin flashing throughout the entire arena while they are waiting for the X*Crown Champion to arrive on the biggest stage of them all! Night of Champions, walking in to defend her X*Crown Championship against these three. Kuroi, Jake "The Ace" Conway, and Deathtrain.
"What have you done now?!"
The instrumentals begin to get louder, and the rhythm of the song is heard clearly. Theyre still waiting for the arrival of the X*Crown Champion, as people are watching famous clips of Taras historical matches---the camera goes back to Felice, seeing that she is applauding for the upcoming X*Crown Champion, and the entire crowd is cheering for Tara even before she makes her appearance. The crowd points up as they see that Tara is up higher among them! She is standing at the top of the rafter leading to the XtremeTron, with her arms extended out.
"I know I better stop trying
You know that there's no denying
I won't show mercy on you now"
The voice of Sharon den Adel rings loud through the audio system, while Tara Fenix makes her way across the rafters while pointing down towards the crowd there is a lift that goes straight up, or down in this case, from where Tara is currently standing. She steps aboard, and stares down at the crowd beginning to wave down to them she is dressed in the casual attire, but has sunglasses covering her eyes. The X*Crown representative belt is around her waist. Shes even wearing her old symbolized trench coat, with her symbol across the back, and blue linings going down both arms.
"I know I should stop believing
I know that there's no retreating
It's over now
What have you done?"
Finally the lift gets to the bottom as Sharons voice has grown softer Tara comes off of the lift, and begins to walk down the ramp way beginning to high five a couple of the fans that are near the barricade. She reaches out further to a couple of them ,as mist begins to go through the arena.
"What have you done now?
I've been waiting for someone like you
But now you are slipping away
(What have you done now?)
Why? Why does fate make us suffer?
There's a curse between us
Between me and you."
At the start of the chorus, Tara lifts her arm up in the air causing a bunch of fireworks to shoot off from the stage, and all the way down the ramp! As they lower back down Tara goes back to slapping hands with a couple of the fans---and as she goes down the ramp a couple more steps her eyes finally come to the special guest to Night of Champions Felice
"Would you mind if I killed you?
Would you mind if I tried to cause you have
Turned into my worst enemy?
You carry hate that I feel
It's over now
What have you done?"
Tara walks past Felice, but is speaking a couple words towards her. Nothing that is disrespectful, but pretty much giving her the sign to pay attention to this match---and expect to see anything and everything that she could imagine. The presence of Felice being in the arena did not intimidate Tara at all, although it did make her feel as if she would have to showoff a little more then she would usually do, and probably take a couple more risks just to prove herself inside the ring. Tara starts to go up the steel steps while removing the trench coat from herself. She tosses it out among the crowd letting the crowd argue among themselves over who gets it. Her hand circles around the representing belt, and just by reading her lips you can tell that she says its not going anywhere. The crowd cheers louder before Tara finally gets inside the ring staring at the other three competitors she walks over to the other side of the ring and steps up onto the middle rope, taking the belt from her waist. She holds it high out for the crowd to see before handing it to the referee and letting him show it out to the crowd and the four competitors. She waits for the match to start.
Cole: The first ever female X*Crown champion is about to face her biggest title defense yet.
King: This is going to be crazy.
Crash Landing Match for the XHF X*Crown Championship
Jake "The Ace" Conway vs. Kuroi vs. "The Walking Nightmare" Deathtrain vs. Tara Fenix (c)
The bell rings as all four competitors look at each other and look around this unique structure. Tara looks down to see her X*Crown under the glass floor. Kuroi charges out and tackles Deathtrain to the floor. They roll around punching each other. The Ace looks at them brawl and Tara comes out of her corner and dives over the two to hit Ace with a flying forearm. The Ace hits the glass floor hard. Tara pulls him up and delivers a scoop slam on the floor, right over the X*Crown. He bounces off the floor hard, but it barely does anything to the floor. Tara inspects the floor with her foot, trying to figure out teh easiest way to gain access to the belts. But as she's distracted with that, The Ace gets to his feet and delvers a dropkick to Tara's back. Meanwhile, Deathtrain and Kuroi are still going back and forth, matching each other punch for punch. Kuroi knees Deathtrain in the gut, then whips him into a nearby turnbuckle. Kuroi charges at him, but Deathtrain gets a boot up into his face. Deathtrain charges out of the corner with a clothesline. Kuroi hits the floor hard and rolls out of the ring.
King: This is a tough as hell match already.
Cole: This is just harsh.
The Ace grabs Tara by the back of her hair and charges, throwing her face into the cage wall. She bounces off and falls back into the ring. The Ace picks her up and tosses her back into the corner. He then sits her up on the top turnbuckle. The Ace climbs up and sets Tara up for a superplex. Tara delivers a few punches to the gut of The Ace. Deathtrain sees the two and moves toward them. Tara grabs Ace from the side and jumps off with a top rope side effect and uses her feet to hit Deathtrain with a front dropkick off the top in the same move! Everyone hits the floor hard.
Cole: Oh my!
King: That's why she's the champ.
Everyone's down and holding there back in pain. Kuroi is up and rolls into the ring. He pushes Tara and The Ace out of the way and looks for a crack in the floor, but he finds none. He slams his fist on the glass in frustration. Still nothing happens to the floor. Kuroi stomps on The Ace, then Tara, then focuses his attention back to Deathtrain. He pulls Deathtrain up and whips him to the ropes. Deathtrain comes back and Kuroi grabs him and hits a rolling spinebuster! Deathtrain yells out in pain from hitting the thick glass. Kuroi turns his attention to a groggy Ace, who's on his hands and knees. Kuroi pulls him up and grabs him by the throat. He lifts him for the Dark Halo, but The Ace kicks him in the stomach. The Ace comes down to his feet and grabs Kuroi's head as he does, then he lifts Kuroi and hits an Impaler DDT! A loud thud is heard from Kuroi's head hitting the glass. Ace moves Kuroi and looks, but still not even a crack in the floor. Tara gets to her feet and turns right into a superkick from The Ace. The Ace looks down at the glass and rubs his chin. He shrugs and then heads toward the cage wall. He starts to climb. Deathtrain is getting up and sees him. Deathtrain rushes over and hits The Ace with a forearm to the back as he barely gets above the ring ropes. Deathtrain pulls teh Ace down a bit, then gets under him and pulls The Ace off the cage with a thunderous powerbomb! The Ace screams out in pain.
Cole: That was just sick!
King: How could Ish and Magnus come up with this match!
Deathtrain is furious as this move didn't crack the floor either. He starts stomping where The Ace landed, trying to get through with no avail. Tara gets up using the ropes for help. She runs at the ropes and jumps at them. She bounces back with a lionsault at Deathtrain, but he sees her and catches her! He tries to set her up for a Hell's Spike, but Tarat goes over his shoulder and falls behind him. She grabs him and hits the Fallen Fenix! Tara gets up and quickly gets hit from the side by a running big boot from Kuroi! Kuroi picks Tara up and lifts her into a military press. He then throws her at the cage wall! She falls into a heap as she hits the floor. Kuroi stomps on Deathtrain a few times. As this is going on, The Ace crawls toward the cage wall. He climbs over Tara and starts to climb the wall again. Kuroi turns around and notices. Kuroi goes over and grabs The Ace's foot. Ace kicks Kuroi in the face with his free foot and climbs some more. Kuroi climbs up the ropes and clubs The Ace in the back. He turns around and gets under Ace, looking to go for a high powerbomb, but Ace starts punching Kuroi in the face. The Ace climbs up higher and kicks Kuroi in the back of the head. Kuroi almost falls but grabs the cage to hold himself up. The Ace dives off the cage wall and onto Kuroi, taking him down to the glass floor with a diving Fame Acer!
Cole: Holy shit!
King: That could mess up his face, you know, more than it already is.
The Ace rolls Kuroi over and yes, there is infact a crack in the floor! It's slight, but it's there. On the other side of the ring, Tara rolls out and starts to climb the ladder. Deathtrain is up and sees her. He goes out after her. Tara makes it up and onto the bridge. Deathtrain climbs after her. Tara staggers onto the scaffold, looking around. Deathtrain is up and onto the bridge. He charges at Tara, but she moves out of the way and he almost goes into the hole, but he jumps over it. Meanwhile, The Ace is climbing the cage wall yet again as Kuroi is still out on the glass floor. Tara walks around the hole and kicks Deathtrain in the gut. She jumps up for a huricanrana, right toward the hole, but Deathtrain stops it and pulls her back up, then turns it around into a sitout powerbomb! As he lands, The Ace hits a low dropkick between Tara's legs and right in his face, which also delivers a senton to Tara. Ace gets up and puls Tara up. He lifts her into a scoopslam position and carries her towards the hole. Tara wiggles her way over his shoulder and grabs him around the waist. Ace hits Tara with a few back elbows, then grabs her for a snapmare into the whole, but Tara blocks. She hits The Ace in the back with a few forearms, then hits a german suplex. Kuroi is finally stirring in the ring. He notices the fight going on up on the scaffold and staggers to the cage wall. He starts to climb.
Cole: This is getting really dangerous, really fast.
King: As if there's any other way in the XHF.
Deathtrain is up and he grabs Tara by the back of the head and pulls her back so she hits the scaffold hard. Deathtrain stomps on her a bit. He then turns his attention to The Ace and pulls him up. He whips The Ace toward the edge of the scaffold, but The Ace holds onto Deathtrain's arm to reverse his direction and runs into Deathtrain, grabs him, and hits a Flashback! The Ace gets up and gets grabbed from behind. Kuroi takes him down with a reverse DDT! Tara's up and charges and hits a running enziguri to Kuroi. He turns right into a boot to the gut from Deathtrain. Deathtrain tries to toss him off the side of the scaffold, but Kuroi grabs a support chain and swings around to land back on the scaffold. Tara starts attacking The Ace and gets him in a Traingle Hold. Deathtrain charges and spears Kuroi right onto the bridge. Deathtrain grabs Kuroi by the neck and lifts him up. Deathtrain looks to be going for the Rain of Fury. Kuroi however gets an arm up and puts his hand on Deathtrain's neck, going for the Dark Halo. Neither man is budging and starts to punch each other with their free arm. They each go down to a knee. Kuroi pokes Deathtrain in the eye. This makes Deathtrain let go. Kuroi then shoves him off the bridge! Deathtrain falls into a corner of the ring and bounces hard, severely cracking the glass, but still not breaking through.
Cole and King: Sweet mother of pearl!
Kuroi looks down at the fallen Deathtrain and sadistically smiles. He then turns his attention to Tara, who's still holding The Ace in the Triangle Hold. Kuroi grabs Tara by the hair and pulls her up. He then hits her in teh back with elbows. She staggers foreward and near the ladder. Kuroi charges with a clothesline, but Tara ducks. Kuroi stops short of the edge of the scaffold. He turns around into a spinning kick from Tara. Kuroi starts to fall back, but somehow keeps his balance. Tara hits him with a forearm to the face. Kuroi is wobbling more, but still standing. Tara turns around for another spin kick and as she does, she sees The Ace lunging at her with another superkick. But she ducks and it hits Kuroi right in the jaw! Kuroi goes flying back and falls off the scaffold and right through the Spanish announce table!
Cole: He's dead! That man has to be broken in half! He just took a twenty foot fall and he's lying in wreckage!
King: Jimminy Christmas.
Tara punches The Ace. The Ace hits Tara back. Tara kicks The Ace in the gut and then sets him up for Fenix Wings #2. She jumps up, but The Ace gets an arm free and hits an arm drag. Tara gets up hunched over, and The Ace goes for a standing scissors kick, but Tara moves.
The Ace turns around and gets another boot to the stomach, and this time gets set up for the Fenix Wings #1. Tara pulls The Ace toward the hole in the scaffold and then tries to lift The Ace, but he blocks. He gets an arm free and gets out of the move with an arm wrench using the other arm and sets up for the Russian Roulette! He then pulls back and falls foreward with Tara right down the hole and crashing to and through the glass floor! Glass goes everywhere, the fans are standing on there feet! Tara and The Ace crashed right over the X*Crown. The crowd is standing on there feet in wonderment to see who gets up first and with the X*Crown. There's some stirring in the glass rubble. A bloody arm arises from the glass with the X*Crown in hand! The X*Crown rises up and The Ace emerges from the glass! He then falls over and lays on a part of the floor that isn't broken, a bloody mess.
Winner and New XHF X*Crown Champion: Jake "The Ace" Conway!
Cole: Good god, The Ace did it. We have a new X*Crown Champion.
As Ace is celebrating as well as everybody else leaving, Kuroi stands in the middle of the ring. Kuroi gets to his feet and looks around, suddenly the sound of a heartbeat comes over the PA and the lights go out, after several momentrs the lights come back on, the crowd cheers as Kuroi looks around confused, behind him standing in the corner in stree clothes is theone and only AJ Pheonix, he smiles, his hair wet down his face, AJ starts to roll his wrists with a large smile forming, he begs kuroi to turn around
King: IT'S AJ PHEONIX!
Cole: THE FLAMING DRAGON IS BACK....
Kuroi finally turns around and looks as if he's seen a ghost, kuroi lunges forward at AJ but the lights go out again, after a few tense moments they turn back on and AJ is nowhere to be found.
Cole: What's with the disappearing acts. We're a wrestling promotion, not fucking Criss Angel.
King: It was an insane matchup though.
Cole: Not like this one coming up though. It's the main event we've all been waiting for. It's for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship and it is NEXT! OOOOOOOH!
The yelling intro of All That Remains' "This Calling" fills the arena as the lights go out. Blue strobe light starts up as the crowd rocks out to the song, awaiting the next wrestler to come out down to the ring.
I secretly crave, crave that scent again
Still feel it pressing on me now
Now with the onset, my flesh is weakening
I steal my nerves for temptations at hand again
The strobe light stops only to see it start again, this time with a reddish hue to it. A faint silhouette is shown in the entry way, kneeling down with his head down. There is also a white mist surrounding the area where the silhouette is at. The crowd knows who it is at this point and they start to all throw their middle fingers towards the entrance area.
And I hear this calling
Still you don't seem so far at all
And I hear this calling out
The strobe light stops as pyro explodes as a red spotlight shines brightly on Reckless Jack as he is kneeling down. He springs to his feet and throws his arms out. The fans are booing seeing Reckless Jack as he starts to headbang to the song. Reckless Jack looks on at the fans, some of which happening to be telling him to go die while others are still flipping him off. Reckless Jack smirks as he starts to walk down to the ring in his wrestling attire, which is basically a Reckless Jack hoodie, jean shorts, and boots. The spotlight stays on him as the people continue to boo. He threatens a few fans on his way down to the ring.
No secrets deception for these would tear this down
I'll note the past spare the pain (spare the pain)
Words match my deeds with brutal honesty
Never forget these choices were made by me
Once Reckless Jack is in the middle of the ramp, he stops and starts to hype himself up as he throws his arm into the air and lifts it high. A string of pyro shoots down the ramp as he brings the arm back down. He continues threatening the booing fans. After he gets to the ring apron, he rolls into the ring, hopping on the nearest turnbuckle, throwing out his arms once more. The crowd booing, as he hops down and does the same on the opposite turnbuckle. He jumps off the turnbuckle, then crouches down, waiting for his opponent.
Cole: The challenger is out in the ring, for NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS! The main event!
King: This is what he has been waiting for his entire career. And he has the opportunity here tonight, on the biggest stage of them all!
The lights in the arena flicker different colors, but the pace of the flicker (or strobe) is so fast that it's hard to tell what colors they are. As this flickering occures, slowly, in fades, the violent opening thunder claps of Stone Sour's Reborn. The flickering of the lights vanishes and is replaced with a dark hole of nothingness, as the lights go out. The fans boo and cheer, because they recognize the face on the Xtreme Tron, they recognize the smirk that they've grown to respect over the past couple years.
Then suddenly the opening riff to the song begins to thrash the speakers, and the darkness shatters into a blinding world of blue, green, and gold. As the first verse to the song hits, none other than MGK makes his way out, dressed in his ring attire (CM Punk style of course, with amazing kickpad action) and the XHF Title around his waist. In addition, he's wearing his black "Undisputed" MGK T-Shirt. He stands on the entrance stage,his wet hair dripping and hanging over his face as he crosses his arms over his chest in an "X". He then makes his way down to the ring, as the fans reach over the barricade to touch him. As the music continues to play, MGK comes to the ring. He pulls himself up onto the ring apron, and then spins around to face the fans. He nodds his head at them, as the cheer his name, and then he takes off his T-Shirt, throwing it into the crowd. He grins and pats the XHF Title on his waist. After this, he turns and enters the ring. Here, he takes off the XHF Title and lays it down in the center of the ring. He then drops down to a knee in the center, as a spotlight falls down upon him. He lets the light soak in, and looks down at the mat, then lightly pounds the title plate with his fists, and stands up, crossing his arms over his chest again. As the fans cheer, he picks up the XHF Title and slowly raises it in the air. He then climbs to the middle turnbuckle, and raises his title again, and then pointing to his chest.
I AM EVERYTHING
I AM ANYTHING
I AM AUTOMATIC
I AM YESTERDAY
I AM EVERYDAY
I AM GONNA BE
REBORRRRN
THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING
Cole: The champion is out here!
King: And by the end of this night the former champion.
A 60-Minute Iron Man Match for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship
"The Undisputed Icon" MGK (c) vs. Reckless Jack
At the sound of the bell, MGK and Reckless Jack both glare across the ring at each other. The seconds are passing away as we are now in the final event of the biggest event of the year! And MGK is facing off against Reckless Jack for sixty minutes, with the World Heavyweight Championship on the line. The two begin to finally move towards the center of the ring preparing to do a quick battle of strength, but Jack brings his knee up into the abdomen of MGK! He quickly applies a headlock to MGK but instantly gets pushed off towards the ropes! As he returns, MGK delivers a hard knife edge chop, but Jack is able to fire one right back. MGK connects with a quick jab, and Jack returns it again! The two are exchanging blows directly in the middle of the ring before MGK is able to push Jack back up against the turnbuckle. The shots continue until MGK reverses one of the shots, and starts driving in rights and lefts. The referee finally gets in the middle of the two, and forces MGK back to the middle of the ring so Jack can get some space.
King: Get him back! The cheater!
Cole: These two are going right after each other!
MGK stands in a ready position, waiting for Jack to start an attack. Jack just nods his head a bit but is taking his time to get over towards MGK he knows that he has plenty of time before he has to get at least one fall over MGK, so he is in no rush. MGK looks aggravated with how long it is taking Jack to get to the center of the ring, and finally takes a quick sprint towards him! Jack is able to lift his arm just in time to send an elbow to the jaw of MGK. MGK stumbles backwards a couple of steps and applies a front headlock, preparing to drop him down with a DDT! MGK punches him a couple of times in the ribs to force him off, and takes Jack over with a spine buster. MGK attempts a quick cover by hooking the leg. One Two Kick out!
King: A bit early.
Cole: Hes trying to take an early cover.
Jack and MGK are both quickly getting up to their feet. This time as they face each other, Jack is the one leaping to the air and taking MGK down with a dropkick! Theyre both back to their feet after landing on the canvas, and MGK runs Jack down with a hard clothesline causing him to bounce right back up to his feet. MGK sprints at Jack and Jack takes him over with an arm drag! Again, theyre both back up. Jack sprints at MGK and MGK takes him over with a power slam! He hooks the leg, but Jack kicks out of it before the referee can even get to the canvas.
Cole: These two are going all over the ring!
King: Jack is winning!
MGK is taunting for Jack to get up, and begins stomping on the downed challenger. Jack covers his head with both of his arms while trying to get up to his own feet, and gets pushed back into the turnbuckle by MGK. He begins to deliver a couple hard strikes before Jack reverses him into the corner! Jack begins to deliver hard strikes as fast as he can, and MGK reverses it again. This time, MGK attempts to Irish-whip Jack from that turnbuckle to the opposite one, but Jack reverses it near the center of the ring. MGK goes towards the corner with Jack close on his trail but MGK jumps to the second rope and uses a moonsault to go over Jack dragging him down with a reverse DDT!
Cole: Nice move done by MGK!
King: Wow!
Cole: Wow, indeed.
King: No, Im playing WoW. Fucking newb.
MGK gets right back up to his feet, as Jack rolls out of the ring. MGK is taunting out to the crowd to try and get them rallied up, as Jack is taking this time to get his head back in the game. The crowd is cheering wanting to see MGK kick the living shit out of Reckless Jack, and Jack stares out at them a bit disappointed with how the match has gone so far. The referee is counting for Jack to get inside the ring, and MGK stands prepared for him. Jack does finally get back up onto the apron with MGK instantly after him! He attempts to take him over with a vertical suplex, but only gets brought down bouncing off the top rope! Jack lands outside of the ring as MGK stumbles back and falls over inside the ring holding his throat.
Cole: Jack just dropped MGK across the ropes!
Jack slides back inside the ring, as MGK is starting to roll up to his feet. Reckless Jack grabs MGK, and takes him over with a Belly-to-Belly Overhead Suplex! MGK holds his lower back in a bit of pain from that move, but is still trying to get up to his feet. Both men are to their feet when MGK attempts a clothesline, only for Jack to duck underneath it and lift MGK up to drop him down with a back suplex. Jack gets right up to his feet forcing MGK up as well before following up with a European uppercut. MGK is stumbling, but held by Jack so he cant get too far. Jack grabs both arms and drags MGK down with a double-arm DDT! He rolls him right over to attempt a cover of his own. One Two Kick out!
Cole: The challenger nearly took an early cover.
King: And I believe it was a three?
Cole: *shakes head*
Jack believes that it was three, but with the referee telling him that it wasnt he looks to be a little frustrated. MGK is starting to get right up to his feet, and is met by Reckless Jack! He attempts a couple of quick forearms and tries lifting MGK up to use an early Reckless Killing, but MGK is battling back with everything he has! MGK gets back down onto his own feet, and as Jack is about to continue an assault MGK catches him with the Michigan Flame! MGK goes straight to the ropes to bring himself back up, as Jack is getting up pretty dazed after that move. MGK charges at Reckless Jack, only for Jack to take a quick step to the side and toss MGK over the top ropes!
King: Champion sent out!
Cole: This is buying some time for Reckless Jack.
The referee is telling Reckless Jack to stay inside the ring, but he simply shoves the referee aside. Jack follows MGK out of the ring, and MGK uses the barricade to try and get back up. He is met with a hard right hand from Reckless Jack while and he goes further across the barricade. Jack grabs MGK by the head and slams it on the side of it and then charges him into the steel post! Jack grabs an arm of MGK and begins twisting it around the steel post trying to break the arm of MGK. MGK is screaming out in pain from the hold that is put on his arm, but the referee is giving Reckless Jack a count before he is going to be forced to let go of it, or lose a fall to MGK.
Cole: He wont let go of MGKs arm!
King: And he shouldnt have to.
Reckless Jack lets go at the last possible second, and tosses MGK into the ring following in after him. He attempts a cover. One Two Kick out! Reckless Jack looks to be a little frustrated that MGK is still able to kick out, and so he begins to drive his wrist into the throat of MGK trying to choke him out! Considering this is a chokehold, the referee begins counting and Reckless Jack again lets go at the last second. He gets up pulling MGK with him, running his head into the turnbuckle. Jack proceeds to climb the turnbuckle in front of MGK and begins wailing away at him with hard lefts and rights directly to the skull of MGK! After ten shots, the referee forces Jack to stop with those attacks.
King: Keep the assault, Jack!
Cole: The referee has to force him off.
Jack comes off of the ropes, and the moment he does MGK is stumbling out. He decides to lift him up onto his shoulders, preparing for one of his signature moves! MGK begins driving forearms to the upper back of Jack until Jack finally drops him. MGK is back to his feet and attempts a Superkick! Jack is able to duck and roll out of the ring narrowly. He puts his hands to his hips while thinking a bit in frustration. MGK stumbles to one knee, but keeps his eyes on Reckless Jack, not trusting him outside of the ring.
Cole: MGK is keeping a good watch on Reckless Jack.
King: Hes just taking a breather.
Reckless Jack goes over to the time keeper and demands that he gets up from his seat, and fearing his safety, he does so and Reckless Jack grabs the steel chair he slides in the ring and MGK tries battling the steel chair out of Jacks hands, and the referee is trying to tell Jack that he will be disqualified of a cover of he does.
Cole: Drop the chair!
King: You cant take that away from him! Hes just kindly offering you a seat!
Reckless Jack gets the chair knocked from his hands and it lands in the center of the ring. The referee is too focused on the two wrestlers going at it to get the chair out of the ring, and Reckless Jack gets Irish-whipped across the ring, and as he comes back MGK connects with him and takes him down onto the chair with the Michigan Flame! The referee cant disqualify him though since it may have not been deliberate. Reckless Jack rolls around in the ring holding his back in pain after that move, and MGK is trying to roll over him to take a cover. Reckless Jack is getting right back up to his feet though, but doesnt bring his arm from his back.
Cole: Jack is hurting from the Michigan Flame.
King: Dont turn around, Jack!
MGK struggles to get up to his feet, and looks fierce as he measures Jack up. As soon as Reckless Jack faces him, MGK sprints at him and hits him with Bullet With a Name! Reckless Jack is out now, and MGK hooks the leg. One Two Three!
MGK: 1
Reckless Jack: 0
Cole: MGK is by one!
King: That shouldnt count!
MGK rolls towards the apron of the ring, as Reckless Jack rolls towards the opposite end of the ring. He looks frustrated knowing that MGK is now one cover over him, and he has to come out positive over MGK in order to take the title away from him. Reckless Jack grabs the steel chair trying to hide it from the referee MGK uses the ropes to get to his feet, and both men are up stumbling away. They face each other, and Reckless Jack is attempting to drive the chair into the skull of MGK, but MGK is able to dodge it again! This time MGK escapes out of the ring, and with Reckless Jack looking frustrated that MGK is hiding out of the ring this gives the referee the opportunity to take the chair from Reckless Jack.
King: Whys he hiding?
Cole: Well, excuse the madman with a chair.
Jack looks frustrated and is arguing with him about the chair, as MGK gets back inside the ring. Jack turns to face MGK again, knowing that he is not going to get the chair at this time, but is met with a right hand from MGK! MGK battles Reckless Jack back to the ropes and then Irishwhips him across the ring, but gets it reversed. MGK is the one sent to the ropes, but he manages to leap to the second rope before leaping back with a springboard dropkick!
Cole: Reversal by MGK!
King: Nicely done. I admit.
Both men are quick to get back up to their feet, but Jack is a bit dazed after the hit that he received. MGK pummels away at the skull of Reckless Jack, and gets him down to his knees before Reckless Jack delivers a low blow behind the back of the referee! He gets up and hooks both arms of MGK lifting him up for Come Clarity, and quickly makes the cover. The referee is distracted a bit though, telling them not to let the chair come back into play for this match. He finally turns towards the cover that Jack has, and counts. One Two Th--Kick out!
King: That was three! A long three!
Cole: Ill admit, it was.
Reckless Jack is infuriated by this one now, considering he would have had a three-count. Jack is arguing with the referee demanding that he does his job from now, and the referee is trying to explain himself to Jack saying that he had to get the chair out of the ring---MGK starts to get back up to his feet, and as soon as he does he spins Jack to face him and attempts a right hand. Jack is able to reverse it, and the one shot sends MGK back to the ropes. Jack follows up with a clothesline, sending MGK out of the ring.
King: And MGK is out of there!
Cole: Jack is taking advantage of this match quickly.
MGK lands on his feet but stumbles back. Jack is back with arguing with the referee, distracting him from being able to try and count MGK out but after about seven seconds, MGK gets back into the ring anyway. As Jack is distracted by the referee, MGK manages to roll him up into a school boy roll up! The referee counts instantly. One Two Th--Kick out!
Cole: MGK nearly took an early second cover!
Reckless Jack and MGK are both right back up to their feet. Jack is taken down with a clothesline from MGK, but the impact causes him to get right back up---this time he is taken over with a power slam and MGK is now the only one that gets back up. He starts taunting out to the crowd getting a second wind going through him Jack starts moving a little on the canvas trying to force himself to get up to his feet. MGK goes right for him, but is forced against the turnbuckle with a shoulder thrust, and Jack grabs the ropes to start pulling himself in with multiple shoulder thrusts. The air is taken right from MGK each time, and then Jack stands back to his feet before delivering some hard right jabs.
Cole: Jack took that second wind right away from MGK.
King: He doesnt deserve air!
Jack lifts MGK up to the turnbuckle, and climbs up as well. MGK is trying to come back, but is fought back with jabs from Jack again! Jack now forces MGK to stand up on the turnbuckle, and gets ready to take him over for a superplex. MGK manages to send some quick jabs to the ribs of Jack, trying to stop him from being able to complete the move---MGK attempts to lift Jack though! Jack battles back as well, and attempts to take MGK over for the superplex, but MGK hooks his leg with his own.
King: What a fight!
Cole: Theyre fighting up top, this isnt going t obe good for either man.
MGK starts delivering quick elbow strikes to the jaw of Reckless Jack, and Jack stumbles a little. He keeps a hold of MGK, though, keeping himself from falling MGK is struggling to keep his own balance, and is kneed in the abdomen before finally getting taken over with the superplex! Both men land hard in the center of the ring, and look to be in pain after falling. The referee stares at both of them beginning to give the count. One! Neither man has moved.
King: Get up, Jack.
Cole: Both men are laid out.
Two! Still none has moved. Three! MGK twitched a little, but is back down. Four! Jack is able to roll over onto his stomach. Five! MGK is still down. Six! Reckless Jack makes a cover over MGK. One Two Thre--KICK OUT!
Cole: I cant believe it!
King: Me either! That was three. Learn to count!
Reckless Jack looks shocked that MGK was able to kick out of that, after falling from the top and taking the assault that he has. Jack slides out of the ring, winded, but is searching underneath the ring for something, and as soon as he gets it, he conceals it from the referee. Jack gets back inside the ring with the weapon behind his back, and the referee is trying to check on MGK to see if he can even still compete. MGK nods his head as he is trying to get up
Cole: MGK is still in this match.
King: He should give up now. Hes not going to win this.
Reckless Jack puts his free hand on the shoulder of the referee, and MGK is starting to get up. Jack pushes the referee forward a bit making it hard for him to see what happens, but Jack brings the weapon overhand and hits MGK in the head with a led pipe! MGK has been busted open. The referee turns to see Jack toss it out of the ring, and calls for the bell!
MGK: 2
Reckless Jack: 0
Jack looks frustrated, and claims that he didnt use anything but after a moment he just says screw it and makes a cover over MGK. The referee cant say anything since it is an Ironman match, and it just matters what the score is at the end. One Two Three!
MGK: 2
Reckless Jack: 1
Cole: Jack got one, after using the chair.
King: What chair?
Reckless Jack now gets back to his feet as MGK is also getting up. They both look pretty exhausted, and Jack looks more frustrated as well since he is still down by one cover he hits MGK with a hard right hand, and lifts MGK to his shoulders only to take him over with a Death Valley Driver! Jack hurries over to the legs of MGK, and quickly applies a Texas Cloverleaf! MGK screams out in pain but is refusing to give up. He reaches out desperately for the ropes, but is back in the center of the ring as Reckless Jack is refusing to let go of the hold, and refusing to give MGK any space to the ropes.
Cole: Reckless Jack is putting in this classic submission.
King: This is over. He just has to hold this in for the rest of the time, and hell win because Im sure MGK will tap out twice, at least.
Reckless Jack keeps the hold applied, and is shouting for MGK to give up. MGK is screaming out in further pain, as the people can now see the blood going down the head of MGK, while the referee is asking MGK if he gives up. MGK shakes his head, and keeps trying to crawl for the ropes, but is being held back still. With MGKs strength, he does manage to force Jack back a couple of steps allowing him to get closer to the ropes but his hands are still too far away from the ropes. The crowd is cheering MGK on, and he keeps trying to inch his way closer to the ropes---Jack is shaking his head, trying to get the fans to stop giving MGK this sort of momentum.
Cole: The fans are getting behind the champ!
King: Shut up! Jack needs absolute silence for this.
MGK keeps inching closer every couple seconds, and can nearly touch the ropes, but Reckless Jack releases the hold and drags MGK back to the center of the ring before applying the figure-four leglock! MGK screams out in a lot of pain and frustration now since he was brought back to the center of the ring after working so hard to get that close to the ropes. Jack starts pulling the hold tighter, and shouts for MGK to give in Jack is close enough to the ropes, that when the referee is not looking, he uses the ropes to gain leverage.
Cole: Let go of the ropes!
King: What ropes?
The extra leverage that Jack is able to apply causes MGK to start hitting the canvas with a clenched fist while trying to pull himself back. The referee looks to see if Jack was cheating, but Jack let go of the ropes just in time. MGKs shoulders hit the canvas. One Two He rolls one shoulder from the mat, and shakes his head now, not wanting to lose this cover at all.
Cole: MGK has been locked into this figure four, and he cant seem to get out.
King: Look at him! He almost lost a cover because of that! What a loser.
Jack uses the ropes again to get the extra leverage, and MGK starts shouting out but shakes his head to the referee. He looks again at Jack, and Jack has let go again---MGK starts to pull himself back towards the center of the ring, and as soon as Jack is trying to reach for the ropes he is just out of reach. MGK goes back down. One Two He gets his shoulder back up. MGK is now getting momentum again and is forcing Reckless Jack over to reverse the figure four! Jack shakes his head, and it now looks as if he were asking for mercy before MGK rolls him over. The hold still hurts MGK, but hurts Jack more as he is now pushing himself away from the canvas while shouting out in agony.
Cole: That hold is locked in on MGK!
King: He cant hold in for too long!
Reckless Jack shakes his head and is reaching out for the ropes, but MGK pulled him just far enough away just a moment ago. Jack is shaking his head still and trying to get to the ropes, not being far from it he starts pushing himself back to the ropes, and Jack grasps the ropes and the referee is telling MGK that he has to break the hold. MGK does without any questions, and begins holding his own leg in pain.
Cole: Reckless Jack was forced to grab the ropes for a hold reversed on him.
King: I think I saw MGK tap out!
Jack uses the ropes to get up, and begins checking on his leg. He isnt in as much pain as MGK is in right now, but still was held there for quite a while. Both men get after each other again, and Reckless Jack takes advantage and lands a second Come Clarity! He instantly makes the cover. One Two MGK manages to roll his shoulder from the canvas, and this causes Reckless Jack to go livid.
King: That was three, I know it for sure.
Cole: Reckless Jack is getting pretty frustrated since MGK just wont stay down.
MGK shakes his head a bit. This time he is forced back up to his feet, and lifted up to the shoulders of Reckless Jack into a torture rack! He takes MGK around and lands Reckless Killing and makes the cover again. One Two Three---wait?
King: Tie score!
Cole: It was a rope break!
King: TIE! SCORE!
Reckless Jack believes that he had gotten the three count, but the referee points out after hitting the canvas for the third time that MGK had gotten his foot on the rope. Jack is up trying to catch his breath a bit, not knowing that the cover didnt count---the referee is trying to explain it to him, but Reckless Jack is refusing to hear it. MGK uses the ropes to start to get to his feet, and Reckless Jack tries taking the advantage of this situation still not knowing that the score is not tied---MGK manages to step to the side, and toss Jack out of the ring! MGK quickly grasps the ropes as Jack is trying to balance himself outside. He is a bit wobbly at this point of time from being tired out earlier in the match, along with MGK.
Cole: Whats he doing?!
King: No! MGK, you cant!
MGK pulls back on the ropes before making a slingshot out of it and dives over landing right on Jack! Jack and MGK both hit the outside of the ring pretty hard, but Jack takes the worst of it. MGK is already trying to roll to his feet but is holding his abdomen in pain after what he had done. Jack is dazed, but still pushing himself up. One! MGK grabs Jack and whips him across into the steel steps, and the impact causes the top step to fly as Jack was sent shoulder first into it. Two! Jack is laying out holding his shoulder, but MGK refuses to let up.
King: Get it in the ring! Referee, do something!
Cole: MGK is vicious out there.
Three! He lifts Jack back up to his feet and slams his head against the steel post, which busts Reckless Jack wide open. Four! Jack stares wide eyed as he is being forced to the commentator table. Five! MGK slams his head against the side of the table and then snaps him back and down on the mat. MGK stares fiercely as he rips the equipment from the table. Six! MGK lifts Jack back up, but is met with a stiff right arm to the abdomen to force him a step back.
King: No, we need that! Get back in the ring, you cheater!
Cole: Ill admit, we need that.
Seven! Jack slides inside the ring to escape from MGK. Eight! MGK kneels down outside of the ring, holding his abdomen as Jack is laying down inside of the ring. Nine! MGK gets to the apron of the ring, and just before the count of ten he manages to get back inside. Reckless Jack rolls away from MGK and both men get near the center of the ring before exchanging some weak blows with each other. They grab at each other trying to keep themselves from falling after each shot, and they keep exchanging the shots. Reckless Jack manages to duck underneath the arm of MGK before swinging around him, and taking him over with a German suplex!
King: German suplex, beautifully executed.
Cole: Nice reversal, by Reckless Jack.
MGK rolls towards the apron of the ring holding the back of his head after that move. Jack is breathing heavily, but is trying to now capitalize by just being able to get up to his feet. Jack manages to, though, but is stumbling a bit as he makes his way for the turnbuckle. MGK is starting to get up and follows him up to the top MGK grabs him by the head delivering a hard right strike, but is slow now with the recovery. Jack kicks MGK in the chest and then forces him all the way back to crash on the canvas!
King: Nows your chance, Jack!
Cole: Jack could hit something big here.
Reckless Jack stands at the top of the turnbuckle for a moment and stares down at the downed champion. Jack manages to attempt the shooting star press, but just before he can land it MGK is able to bring his knees up to connect them with the chest and abdomen of Reckless Jack!
Cole: Crash and burn!
Jack breaths deep since all the air was driven from his body, and MGK starts pulling himself back up to his feet. Jack is on his hands and knees trying to get the air back into him, but MGK connects with a hard kick to the ribs of Jack before forcing Jack to sit up and locking in the Anaconda Vice! Jack is struggling trying to break free from the hold, but MGK is refusing to let go of the hold. Jack is kicking around and before too long is able to get his legs around the ropes.
King: Fight it, Jack!
Cole: He barely got to the ropes!
MGK keeps the hold locked in not realizing that Jack had gotten to the ropes, but after seeing the referee beginning his count he finally lets go at the count of three. MGK starts using his own strength to get up to his feet, as Reckless Jack is starting to sit up in pain from the submission hold that was applied. MGK and Jack both get back up to their feet, but MGK connects with a knife edge chop! Jack stumbles back against the ropes, with MGK following in with weak elbow smashes. He sends him across the ring with an Irish-whip, and leans over to take him over with a shoulder back toss, but gets kicked in the chest.
King: Take that, you stupid chump!
Cole: Jack was a step ahead on that move.
MGK stands back up covering his chest from the stiff kick that was delivered, and Jack takes a quick step towards him before dragging him down to the canvas with a DDT! He goes for the cover. One Two Kick out! Jack starts panting, but is still getting up to his feet slowly, but still quicker then MGK is at the time. Jack gets prepared to lift him up for yet another Come Clarity, but MGK battles out of the predicament! MGK stumbles back against the turnbuckle where Jack charges in attempting to go for a diving body splash, but MGK lifts his foot up connecting it directly with the jaw of Reckless Jack.
Cole: Narrowly avoided by MGK.
King: Thats not good.
Jack stumbles back again, and MGK charges forward taking him down with a spear! The impact causes both men to roll around the canvas in pain---MGK is trying to get up to his feet, as is Jack before they start crawling towards each other. MGK sits up and drops back down with a fist to Reckless Jack! Jack holds his face but rolls away towards the apron of the ring. He gets outside of the ring, as MGK is still going after him. He leans out between the top and middle ropes, and reaches out for Jack, but Jack manages to leap up and grab the head of MGK starting to choke him over the rope!
Cole: No! No!
King: Jack is brutalizing MGK.
Jack is refusing to give up with this, and the referee is giving Reckless Jack a countdown until he is going to be forced to let go of the hold, or be disqualified. And since he still does not know that he is down a fall, it would not be good for him to go down another fall at this point of time. He lets go just in time, and starts to get back inside the ring. MGK is still hanging over the rope, and now Reckless Jack begins to put all his weight down onto MGK to choke him out again.
Cole: Hes choking the life right out of him.
King: MGK doesnt need air, Cole!
The referee has to again give the count until Reckless Jack will finally let go of it, and he pulls MGK away from the ropes this time. Jack hooks the arms of MGK and drops him down with a Double-arm DDT, and rolls him over right away---he doesnt go for a cover though, but instead applies an armbar. MGK is screaming out in pain while reaching out for the ropes and being close enough he is able to get to them. At the count of four, he Jack lets go of it. Jack begins stalking MGK and with a grin coming across his face, as soon as MGK turns to face him Jack attempts to use one of MGKs signature moves, the Superkick!
Cole: Jack is trying to mock MGKs signature Superkick!
King: Take him down with his own move! Brilliant!
MGK catches the foot of Reckless Jack, and spins him around though. The moment he is facing him MGK is the one who connects with a devastating Superkick that nearly takes Jacks head off! MGK collapses after hitting the devastating kick, though, and Reckless Jack manages to catch himself on the turnbuckle so the referee cant even give a count for a knock out. Jack is out cold in the turnbuckle, though. MGK is nodding in and out, but is not able to bring himself up to his feet. Both men are trying to lift their heads to be able to go after each other again, but after the hell that theyve already gone through this is proving to be a difficult task.
King: Im not sure if MGK can compete.
Cole: Neither man looks to be able to compete.
Jack stumbles out of the corner, and while trying to hold his balance he drops down driving his elbow into the sternum of MGK. He keeps over him to attempt a cover One Two Th--MGK rolls his shoulder off of the canvas. Jack stares up at the referee not believing that he had counted so slow at this point of time. MGK pushes Jack away a bit, being able now to get up to his feet a little. Jack nails MGK directly in the skull before sending him across the ropes and standing near the middle of the ring---he is waiting to get a move done, but MGK jumps to the middle rope and springboards back to take Reckless Jack down with a cross body! He hooks the legs. One Two Jack rolls out of it.
King: Yes!
Jack: Close call there.
Jack and MGK are both quick to get to their feet, but from one quick stiff shot from MGK to Jack, Jack is laid out for a little while. MGKs own shot causes him to stumble back and forth before noticing that it is time for him to capitalize---MGK begins to climb to the ropes, but Jack gets to his feet only to fall right back onto the ropes purposely, to knock MGK off. MGKs legs split, and he hits the steel post with his manhood. He has a look of a sharp pain on his face as Jack is using the ropes to pull himself over to the turnbuckle.
King: Ooh, hes going to feel that one in the morning.
Cole: Ouch.
Jack delivers a hard right hand, and MGK fires back with one of his own as he is in a lot of pain. Jack starts to climb the ropes, still, in front of MGK but MGK is trying to battle him away. Reckless Jack delivers a hard shot to the ribs of MGK before preparing to take him off the top with a superplex, but MGK battles back now! MGK delivers a stiff knee to the abdomen of Jack. He is trying to push Jack back down to the center of the ring, but is unable to MGK and Jack are fighting at the top of the turnbuckle. Each one is exchanging their blows back and forth until MGK is finally wobbling back and forth trying to hold his balance!
Cole: Theyre both fighting up high!
King: And its a long way down!
Jack is attempting to take quick advantage, but MGK turns his body and delivers a hard shot to Jack. He sets him up for a suplex, and takes him over to the outside of the ring! Both men crash through the commentators table!
Cole: Oh Lord!
King: Shit!
MGK and Jack are both twitching but are not able to get to their feet. The referee looks at the clock noticing that there are still eight minutes left so he begins to count. One! Neither man has moved. Two! Still neither man has moved. Three! Jack is trying to roll over, but falls back down. Four! MGK twitches more trying to get back to his feet but same thing that happened to Jack---he cant find the strength to get up. Five! Theyre both laid out again.
King: Get up, Jack! You can do it!
Cole: Wha--why?
Six! Jack shakes his head a bit while looking up towards the rafters. Seven! Theyre both still out. Eight! MGK manages to sit up a little rolling onto his stomach while crawling on his hands and knees for the apron of the ring. Nine! Jack grabs MGK by the foot before he can get back inside the ring. Ten!
MGK: 3
Reckless Jack: 2
Cole: I cant believe what Ive seen!
King: Double count out!
MGK gets inside the ring breathing heavily pieces of the broken table are sticking into his back, only small pieces. Reckless Jack rolls into the ring after him, looking extremely hurt after the situation. His hand is holding his lower back, but he is still trying to pull himself up to his feet. Reckless Jack and MGK both get to their feet staring at each other. They look ready to continue this fight, but after a couple moments of standing---both men collapse. The referee is checking on both men, seeing if theyre even able to continue this competition.
King: MGK cant compete, get him out. New champ.
Cole: Neither man seems to be able to compete. MGK would retain.
Reckless Jack and MGK are both laying in puddles of their own blood, although the ring has been stained with the blood for a while. The referee gets to a count of ten before both men are to their knees and give a weak shot to each other! Jack tries to keep forward, but is met with another weak shot from MGK. This is all the power that they are able to put into each shot. Time is running out for Reckless Jack.
Cole: Jack better tie things up quickly.
King: I think you mean, take the lead.
Reckless Jack stumbles up to his feet, and as a few more seconds pass he finally delivers a hard right strike of his own! MGK stumbles back against the ropes, bouncing off of it to come back and hit Reckless Jack with his own punch again. Jack does the same as MGK and both men attempt a clothesline but take a step to the side seeing the others arm coming. MGK and Jack both face each other, but MGK goes for a quick standing clothesline! Jack ducks underneath it and does a backflip dropkick sending MGK towards the ropes.
King: Dont let up now!
Cole: And Jack could capitalize.
Jack grabs him on the way back preparing to lift him up, but MGK is holding on. Were down to the final seconds of Night of Champions! Both men seem to have gotten a renewed wind going through them, as Jack is trying to use the last of his strength to take what he believes to be the final pinfall to be able to become the new XHF World Heavyweight Champion. He attempts to take MGK over with a German suplex, holding the bridge, but MGK delivers a couple elbows to the side of Jacks head. Jack stumbles back a couple steps, and MGK goes against the ropes. Jack charges at him and MGK tries to flip him over---but Jack holds on. He spins him around and hooks both arms of MGK! He rolls him forward to attempt this cover, and since the referee is not looking---Jack puts his legs up on the ropes! One Two Three!
MGK: 3
Reckless Jack: 3
Cole: Jack just stole a cover to tie things up!
King: Tie? You mean take the lead!
The bell sounds at the end of this sixty minute Ironman match, and the score is tied. Reckless Jack is trying to raise his hand in the air as the winner of the match, and waiting for the arrival of the XHF Championship into the ring but the referee tells him that he didnt get the fourth cover that he thought he had earlier in the match.
King: He should be the champion!
Cole: He didnt get the cover he thought he did.
Reckless Jack is tugging at his own hair believing that he may have just been cost the match by not being able to score that pinfall---but the referee begins talking to the announcer.
Announcer: This match will continue under the sudden death rule!
Reckless Jack looks completely amazed at the announcement, and MGK looks to be a little frustrated. But he gets up to his feet panting for his air and proceeds to get to his own corner Reckless Jack is talking to the referee, seeming excited that he has yet another opportunity to take the belt. The bell sounds yet again, and the sudden death match is underway!
Cole: MGK should still be the World Heavyweight Champion.
King: You cant end Night of Champions like that!
Jack and MGK are trying to rush out of their corners but nearly fall over because of the sixty minutes of hell that theyve already gone through. MGK attempts to grapple up, but Jack delivers a stiff kick to the abdomen of MGK---he takes him over with a snap suplex, and just that simple move keeps both men down for a while.
Cole: The challenger is on the attack right now.
King: I think we have ourselves a winner. Get the champagne!
Jack is trying to get back up, and quickly attempts the cover over MGK. One Two MGK has to throw his shoulder from the canvas, and barely does. Jack crawls up to force himself to stand up---he looks at MGK who is now getting up as well, and he grapples up with him now. He attempts to take MGK over with another suplex, but MGK reverses it, and keeps it held in! He rolls himself and Jack over forcing Jack to get up before taking him over with a second suplex in a row! And he does this again, making it three, but continues on for a fourth.
Cole: Four suplexes!
King: That cant be! Hes a machine!
The series of suplexes that MGK had just delivered seemed to wear him down entirely. MGK shakes his head a bit refusing to let this be the end, and he starts crawling back up to his feet yet again Jack follows him up as well, and Jack is the one to begin this offense with a right haymaker right to the jaw of MGK! Jack keeps a hold of him though, but due to the shot, MGK pulls Jack back with him against the ropes. Jack sends MGK across the ring, and goes for a spinning kick on his return. MGK ducks underneath it, and does a springboard moonsault to the standing Reckless Jack!
King: Kick out, Jack!
Cole: Nice springboard from MGK!
Jack falls back and MGK attempts a cover by hooking the leg. One Two Reckless Jack kicks out! MGK is in disbelief, but both men are getting up to their feet yet again. Jack leans against the turnbuckle to support himself, and MGK is stumbling back and forth near the center of the ring. Reckless Jack comes out of the corner with a spring and takes MGK down to the canvas with a rough clothesline!
King: He could take it right here!
Cole: I wouldnt be surprised.
Jack manages to put his arm over MGK to try and put an end to this match again. One Two Th--Kick out! Jack is starting to get frustrated about the fact that MGK kicked out, and MGK is trying yet again to get up to his feet. Jack uses the ropes to balance himself, and this time when he charges at MGK, MGK manages to leap into the air to take him down with a shoulder block. Jack rolls out of the ring and brings a chair into his hands. He brings it into the ring, and starts stumbling around but uses the chair to support himself again.
Cole: Whats he doing with that chair?
King: Well, its obvious. After what theyve gone through ,he needs something to support himself!
The referee is telling Jack that he will be disqualified if he uses the chair, but Reckless Jack is trying to get the referee out of his way. MGK manages to push himself up to his feet. Both men are staring at each other, as Reckless Jack is preparing to swing with the weapon! MGK manages to duck underneath it and attempts a Superkick landing it square on the chair sending Reckless Jack back against the ropes and busted further open. Jack grasps the ropes tightly to keep himself from falling to the canvas, where MGK might be able to finish it.
King: Oh no!
Cole: MGK could end it right here!
MGK stumbles towards Reckless Jack, and grabs him by the hair to pull him back, but Jack pushes MGK back against the referee! The referee hits the turnbuckle and is pain looking away. As MGK is trying to check on the referee, Jack picks up the steel chair and stalks the busy champion the moment he is to his feet, Jack connects with a hard shot right to the skull, then drops the chair and collapses on MGK. Hes not even trying to cover him, but from the energy that this match had consumed from both competitors, he cant even find the strength to stay on his feet.
Cole: Neither man can stay on his feet. But he used that damn chair!
King: Come on, ref!
The referee starts pulling himself towards the two, and seeing Jack covering MGK. One. Two. Three!
MGK: 3
Reckless Jack: 4
Winner and NEW XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Reckless Jack!!
King: Hes done it! Hes the new World Heavyweight Champion!
Cole: This was stolen! Night of Champions was stolen away from MGK!
March 25th, 2007 -
Athens, Greece
Athens Olympic Stadium
*The scene opens up in a dark black room, with what appears to be a TV in it as well. Footsteps are heard, as the owner and boss of the XHF, Mongo The Destroyer walks in. He picks up a remote control and turns the TV on. There we see the first moments of the very first Night of Champions*
*He holds it in both hands and looks at it. He now must get back down to the floor to win the match. He shakes himself out of the daze and looks down to see Millennium ascending the ladder to the tier he is on. Millennium reaches as Rage struggles to climb down. Theres no time as Millennium pushes the ladder over with the last of his strength. He drops down as Rage and the ladder begin to fall. Rage is thrown from the ladder and drops nearly 40 feet and crashes through the Spanish announce table. The title falls within 5 feet of an unmoving, bloodied Rage. He must grab it to secure the win. Millennium knows this and drops down two tier two as quickly as he can. He walks to the edge to see Rage stirring. Millennium decides to save his title and he soars off in elbow drop form. He flies through the air and within 6 feet of Rage, Rage moves. Millennium crashes onto the wood from the announce table and the concrete floor. Rage reaches an arm over and grabs the Ultimate Title. He holds it up in the air, still lying down. The bell rings and Rage is the new Ultimate Champion!*
Winner of the Triple Tier Greenhouse and New Ultimate Champion with 2 out of 3 Falls RAGE!
*Mongo flips the channel to something else*
*Scorpion finally lets go of Reeshi, and Reeshi rolls out of the ring holding his knee. The ring announcer gives the XHF Title to the referee, as the new Champion sits there on his knees, crying in happiness. The referee hands him the championship and Scorpion buries his face in the championship, with blood and tears dripping down on it. The crowd is on their feet chanting "Scorpion!" as he looks up to the people. "My Hero" by The Foo Fighters is blaring over the PA system, as the second ever Grandslam Champion climbs up to his feet and holds the championship in on hand. Scorpion walks to all the corners of the ring and hold both arms in the air, holding the XHF World Heavyweight Championship up in pride. Reeshi is getting help to the back, as Night Of Champions II comes to a end with Scorpion strapping the XHF World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, while holding his arms in the air.*
*Mongo flips the station*
The sight of Destruction's body flying and the impact of both men hitting the canvas raises the volume in the Tokyo Dome significantly, and Reeshi makes the cover. One. Two. It won't end like this! Applause comes pouring from the crowd for Destruction's kick out. Both men lay and the referee starts his count but it doesn't get far before they stand. They exchange weak chops without the power behind them needed to make them effective. Reeshi goes for another Oreeshinator but elbows get Destruction out. Destruction goes for a Countdown to Armageddon but elbows get Reeshi out. Destruction grabs a side headlock and Reeshi shoves him to the ropes. Reeshi jumps with a flying clothesline as Destruction ducks. Destruction approaches Reeshi from behind and hits a knee to the back. Reeshi bends over in pain. Destruction bounces off the ropes and hits a flying knee to the back, knocking Reeshi to his knees. Destruction hooks up Reeshi and hits the blue thunder bomb! He lets go of Reeshi, not being able to make the cover. Instead he puts his efforts into getting to his feet and stalking Reeshi. When Reeshi is up he grabs him from behind and hits another blue thunder bomb. With a burst of energy Destruction shoves Reeshi aside, picks him up again and hits a third blue thunder bomb, holding the legs as hard as he can for one, two, three!
Winner and the NEW XHF Champion: Destruction
*Mongo once again flips through the TV*
Venom falls off of Gravedigger, as the fans are on their feet from this match. Hardcore Harry is on one knee looking into the ring, until he places his head onto the mat. He shakes it, as he slowly gets off the ring and begins going up the ramp. The referee is handed the XHF World Heavyweight Championship from the timekeeper, as Venom is slowly pushing himself up. Gravedigger is still motionless inside the ring, as Venom is all the way up. The referee goes to hand Venom the championship belt, but Venom snatches it away from him. Venom looks around the arena, and then falls to one knee. Venom holds his arms up in the air, as the lights reflect off the championship gold. Venom holds his ribs with his free arm, as he holds the XHF World Heavyweight championship in the air. Venom pushes himself all the way up, and places the belt on his shoulder. Venom pats his XHF World Heavyweight Champion, as Night Of Champions IV fades with the image of a champion.
*Getting irritated, Mongo can't find what he wants...he flips again*
Charlie and Venom stay down, the only life that either man is showing is Charlie kicking his feet to try to keep him going. The move took all the energy out of Charlie and Venom, who just lie their motionless. The fans begin applauding the two men, which must be the only thing motivating these two guys, as they both roll to their stomachs. Charlie and Venoms heads are next to one another, as they both begin pushing each other up to their feet. The former partners and bitter rivals begin shaking with anger, not keeping their eyes off of one another. The two bloody men with their blood stained hands get up to their feet, and both men begin sending fists to one another, each shot as devastating as the previous. After a while both men stumble to their knees, but are able to stay on their feet and Charlie clotheslines Venom down. Charlie falls next to Venom, who begins coughing up his own blood. Charlie Velez pushes himself up to his feet, and bends over to pick Venom up. As he is doing this though Venom takes advantage, as he delivers a low blow that sends Charlie reeling in pain. Venom climbs up to his feet and places Charlie Velez between his legs, and spreads his arms out taunting for the Casualty To Society. Venom goes to life Charlie up, but Charlie is able to hold his weight down, staying on his knees. Charlie gets his head out from between Venoms legs, and punches Venom straight in the groin. Venom bends over in pain as Charlie climbs up to his feet and grabs Venom by the head and tights, and tosses him off the top of the miniature Hell in a Cell, sending him crashing into the top of the Greenhouse! The impact causes Venom to bounce up and roll off the edge of the Greenhouse, where he lands through the announce table!
*Mongo now starts rampantly flipping through stations, every station a moment from Night of Champions including Spike Kane, Kevin Hardaway, Rancor, Venom, and then....BOOM! The Tv shatters and explodes into a million pieces. Mongo just stands there with the remote. He turns around so that he is facing the camera and says the following:*
"Can you handle this much action"
*Mongo drops the remote and leaves as the scene finally fades*
*Another voice comes on in as special effects happen*
Now, the Xtreme Hardcore Federation presents...NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS SIX!
*The scene shifts to the Olympic Stadium where "Rapture" by Hurt is being played as tons and tons of pyros go off all around the arena and around the ring, as the place is deafening. The pyros end and the place is still roaring.*
Cole: WELCOME TO THE OLYMPIC STADIUM HERE IN ATHENS, GREECE AS WE PRESENT TO YOU, THE BIGGEST STAGE OF ALL...NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS!
King: You freakin' bet. This may very well be the greatest PPV of them all. All of the major XHF titles are on the line including the return of the Hardcore and Junior Heavyweight titles.
Cole: Speaking of the latter...it's time for the opening match. Let's send it down to the ring.
While the crowd is waiting for the arrival of the following XHF superstar, you can hear the guitars of Coming Undone by Korn starting to come in. Quickly, the rest of the instruments join in with the playing and the vocals of Jonathan Davis are heard as well! Seifer quickly emerges at the curtains at the top of the entrance ramp. His arms are up as if he were being praised, but the entire crowd is shouting out how much they despise him now. He pays no attention to the fans, and lowers his arms letting them dangle at his side. He walks down the ramp with a grin across his face, staring back and forth at the crowd at the barricade that are just trying to get him to react to them, but he continues to ignore them. Finally he reaches the ring, and steps up onto the apron of the ring trailing his hand across the top rope to about the middle. A blank expression is on his face as he turns to look out at the crowd for a moment before stepping between the middle and top ropes, and goes over to the nearest turnbuckle stepping up to the second turnbuckle. He raises his arms again, and then spins off in a 180 degree angle landing on his feet, and waiting for the start of the match.
Cole: Well here is the financial genius himself, Seifer!
King: What a face to start off our first match in Night of Champions!
the opening of the games one blood hits the pa system and el combatiente follows his manager javier onto the stage. they look around soaking up there surrounding until el combatiente breaks into a full sprint for the ring and slides in. javier slowly walks to ringside and takes his position at ringside as el combatiente streatches in the ring preparing for his match to begin
Cole: Well here is El Combatiente, ready to raise some hell.
King: This guys pretty good. Is he able to be our Junior Heavyweight Champion?
The lights go out in the arena and then the intro for Boy Hits Car's "The Rebirth" play's over the P.A. system. The ramp way lights up on each side with traditional Japanese paper lamps.
Rebirth (whispered)
Immerse yourself
in this moment
Think about our rebirth
As the guitars kick the paper lamps explode into fireworks shooting upwards in an angle towards the ring. A red hue takes over the arena
Lets get connected
Lets get united
Lets run away out of these vows of these men of structure
Whoa I wanna get connected
So we can get electric
Then we'll set our souls free dancing into rapture
A light shines down on the center of the ramp and there is Shiyen on both knee's as if he's praying, he then makes the motion of seppuku across his stomach up to his chest and pounds his heart and hops to his feet as the house lights come back and up He flips a traditional robe off his shoulders.
Oh oh
Here comes the rebirth
Shiyen makes his way down the ramp his hands out to each side letting the fans slap his hands as he walks by, he's in his wrestling gear of black baggy pant's with Shi written down his right leg and Yen written down his left in dark red, his pants are tucked into his black boots with dark red kick pads.
Pushing outwards
From our swollen hearts
It's time to fuse ourselves when love set free loves burning spirit
Cuz everyone seems
Cold and emotionless
I can smell the hunger, taste the angry air who resurrects this
Shiyen stands at the ring for a second before leaping between the bottom and middle rope, rolling into the ring and stopping in the center on one knee he looks around the arena and then does the seppuku motion once more before hoping to his feet
You'll find a place where
You'll beholden to no one
Except yourself so let them come and see ya standing naked
Full of passion
Flowing inside out
Into creation becoming one with present
So go get connected
Unshackled essence
Lets fuck away morality, you might be independent
Oh I wanna get connected
So we can get electric
Then we'll set our souls free dancing into rapture
Oh oh
Immerse yourself in this moment
Think about our rebirth
Shiyen goes to his corner cracking his knuckles and rolling his neck to crack it while awaiting the opening bell
Cole: And here is another one of XHFs next potentials, Shiyen!
King: Hes been here for a few months, but hasnt won a belt yet. Could tonight be the night?
The picture shows up on the screen, then over the PA system the song We Are The Champions by Queen plays. Some smoke forms at the top of the entrance ramp. Red, and yellow lights move all around the area. The camera pans over the crowd, and everyone starts booing when they hear the music. The camera pans to the entrance way again, and there you see standing is Michelle Jordan. Once the fans see her they start cheering loudly.
I've paid my dues, time after time
I've done my sentence, but committed no crime
And bad mistakes, I've made a few
I've had my share of sand, kicked in my face
But I've come through
The fans still cheer for Michelle as she stands there. She then turns, and face the entrance way and she smiles. When she does that then walks out is Chase Helton. The fans then start booing loudly. He comes out with a cocky smile across his face. Michelle points to Chase when he comes out, and then shed start clapping when he walks over to her. The fans keep booing him, but Chase shows no problem from it. He acts like the boos are nothing at all.
And I need to go on and on and on and on
We are the champions, my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions, We are the champions
No time for losers 'cos we are the champions of the world
After he walks over to Michelle he puts his arms up in the air, and shed point to him again. The fans boo at him yet again as they do that. Theyd then start walking down to the ring as Chase lips the words to We Are The Champions. He stops at the bottom of the ramp, and he then throws his arms up in the air. He then slides into the ring under the ropes as Michelle walks up the steps. When she gets on the apron Chase sits on the second rope helping her in the ring.
I've taken my bows, and my curtain calls
You've bought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it... I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose
Chase then walks around the ring for a little as the fans boo him. He keeps his ignorant smile as he starts climbing up the turnbuckle. When he does the fans boo louder, and Chase yet again throws his arms in the air. When he does Michelle claps, and then points to him. She smiles, and then Chase climbs down off of the turnbuckle as he smiles in a cocky way.
Cole: Here is the XHFs Superhero of sorts.
King: Amazing! Now Night of Champions can finally begin!
Four Corner Survival for the vacant XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
El Combatiente vs. Seifer vs. Shiyen vs. Chase Helton
In the middle of the ring are the first two members in the match. On one side of the ring is Chase Helton, and on the other side, there is Seifer. On the apron near Helton and Seifer are El Combatiente and Shiyen, respectively. The announcer walks into the ring holding an item in black cloth, and hands it to the referee. The referee picks up the item into the air, allowing the black cloth to fall down on the mat, and reveal to the tens of thousands of people in the arena, and the millions watching XHF Night of Champions on Pay Per View The XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship! It is an indescribable sensation that brought the peoples cheers throughout the Athens Stadium echoing for miles, but the spirit in their heart being felt through the edges of the universe. As the referee passes it to the announcer, who then passes to the time keeper, the bell rings, and the match begins. Seifer and Chase begin the match as they run towards each other.
Cole: Hells going to break loose.
King: You know it. At least we know for sure that we can promise you that before the night is done, we will have our new Junior Heavyweight Champion!
As soon as Seifer is in ranger, Chase grabs Seifer and hits him with an arm drag, but he holds the arm. They both stand up with the grip in tight. Seifer reverses it into a hammer lock. Seifer then pushes Chase, but since hes really close to the ropes, he puts his feet on the top rope, then backflips behinds Seifer and on the way down, he hits a reverse-DDT! As soon as the impact has taken place, Chase Helton flips over Seifer: One Two Kickout! Chase Helton gets up, and turns around about to gets a breather before getting to work but as soon as he turns around, he gets knocked down with SPINNING DEATH from Shiyen, but it turns out that hes not the only one interfering with the match when its not his turn; El Combatiente hits Seifer with a 450 Splash! Luckily for Seifer, however, El Combatiente isnt the legal man, and thus, refuses to count. El Combatiente and Shiyen bring themselves back to their corners, leaving our two legal participants in lying in the middle of the ring, exhausted.
Cole: Oh come on, we need some order in this match!
King: Hey, its Night of Champions, not Night of bitches and rules
On one side of the ring is Seifer, on the ground, and on the other is Chase Helton, also on the ground. With great deals of energy, they begin crawling to their corners, trying to tag someone in. They begin crawling, and they both tag someone in! Seifer with El Combatiente, and Chase with Shiyen! They both go between the ropes and run at each other, Shiyen hitting El Combatiente hard with a clothesline that forces him to flip upon contract, but while being midair and upside down, El Combatiente hits Shiyen with a Hurracanrana that leaves everyone on the floor, well except the referee. El Combatiente rolls around and pulls an arm over Shiyen: One Two Kickout! El Combatiente gets a little aggravated; however, he still goes on. He forces himself back to his feet and walks up to Shiyen, and brings him to his feet. El Combatiente and Shiyen begin on brawling until they hear a noise. Its Praise by Sevendust, and there walks out one of XHFs commissioners, Magnus, along with his partner in crime, Pagnus, and as cute as ever! The music cuts as Magnus pulls out a microphone.
: Ok, so was I playing with this new remote control car when this guy asked for a match. Well he was interrupting my remote control time so Im putting him in one. : Arf! : Oh yeah. Its this match.*Magnus and Pagnus walks off as the newest person in the match is seen to be*
"One of A Kind" blasts over the PA system. Red, green, and blue lights fill the arena. Scotty comes from the curtain and runs down the ramp. He then slides through the apron and bottom rope. He stands up and puts both arms in the air. He then stands in the cornor and waits.
Cole: So we have someone else in the match!
King: How will this fare?
What the entrance doesnt say is that while on the way in, Scotty tags Shiyen, and is therefore the legal man. It pisses Shiyen off to say the least, but it pisses El Combatiente off even more because instead of fighting someone who is weak, hes fighting someone fresh, and ready to go. Succumbing to the temptation of rage, El Combatiente runs full force towards Scotty Callaway right into a dropkick to the face! El Combatiente gets pissed off beyond belief but tries to shake the anger off. He goes into the corner, and tags in Chase Helton. He gets into the ring as El Combatiente walks out of the ring or so it seems. As Chase Helton gets in the ring and runs, grabs Scotty and throws him to the ropes. He bounces back to Chase who attempts a clothesline, but ducked. What Scotty doesnt see is that El Combatiente never left the ring, though he once started to. El Combatiente dropkicks Scotty in the face, who forces him back to Chase who hits him with a full nelson slam! After being yelled at from the referee, El Combatiente leaves the ring.
Cole: El Combatiente finally got his revenge.
King: Hes good, but that doesnt mean hell win the match.
Chase Helton picks up the fallen Scotty Callaway and throws him out of the way with a super hard Irishwhip that knocks him off the ring. Chase Helton runs towards the ropes, jumps on the top rope and hits a moonsault, hitting him off the outside! They get up, and begin fighting and while that happens, we see Shiyen climbing to the top rope. Shiyen jumps off with a corkscrew cross body, but with the combined efforts of Helton and Callaway, they are able to catch him. This doesnt stop them though with El Combatiente who jumps off and lands on Shiyen! Wait, yes it does, but barely. Chase and Scotty Callaway are able to drop them because of the weight and velocity but at least they dont have anyone else about to jump off That is until we see Seifer on the top rope, and who jumps off with a diving spear! He knocks everyone down, and he quickly gets up! He knows that he isnt legal, but he wants to damage the ones who are so that he can end the match easier, so he brings Scotty Callaway to his feet and hits a German Suplex on him! He then brings up Chase Helton to his feet, and hits him with a spinning DDT! Seifer, having done his intent, walks back to his designated place on the apron.
King: What a smart man he is!
Cole: Dont you have morals!? Hes cheating!
Shiyen and El Combatiente grab Chase Helton and Scotty Callaway, respectively, and throw him into the ring. Two, almost lifeless bodies just lay there as Seifer took care of them. As these two slowly rise to their feet, Shiyen begins to be pissed and because of that, he begins brawling with Seifer, who is responsible for almost knocking out Callaway and Chase Helton to the point where they are almost unable to even tag out. El Combatiente just stays there, and has his arm out. Callaway and Helton see this, and both struggle to tag him. They are both on their knees on their way up, and they leap off, and both tag him at almost the same time! It looks like. Its Chase Helton who tagged El Combatiente first! El Combatiente gets into the ring, and turns to Scotty Callaway JUST IN TIME for him to grab his head. He runs up to the turnbuckle and hits El Combatiente with Sliced Bread #2! Seifer and Shiyen are too busy brawling, Chase Helton is too damn tired, and because of this, Scotty Callaway might have this: One Two Thre-KICKOUT!
Cole: HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
King: What a GREAT match!
Scotty Callaway puts his hands on his head, just shocked! After over ten minutes of fighting, this match is not over yet, and its just shocking! Callaway is about to end this match by the way he stands up proudly, with his arms in the air! Scotty Callaway goes for the Sliced Bread #2, and El Combatiente looks helpless! Scotty runs and uses his legs to run up the turnbuckle, and thats when he makes his move and by he, I mean El Combatiente, he uses his flexibility to jump up on the top, and Scotty uses his body weight to keep himself still on the top, and contrary to instinct, its not such a good move El Combatiente begins punching Scotty on the chest, but its not doing too much good. Scotty grabs El Combatiente, and goes for his finisher TORNADO DDT! EL COMBATIENTE REVERSES! SUPER KOJI CUTTER, OFF THE TOP ROPE! Its executed beautifully and El Combatiente goes for the pin: One Just as this happens, Shiyen sees this, and knocks Seifer out Spinning Death. Two Shiyen comes running into the ring to break up the pin. THREE! Its too late, we have ourselves a New Junior Heavyweight Champion!
Winner and NEW XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion: EL COMBATIENTE!
Cole: AMAZING! Simply amazing! With our Junior Heavyweight Championship out of commission for almost half a month, we finally have ourselves a new champion!
King: This is probably the best XHF Night of Champions opener ever! Can our next match top it off? We have a match for the vacant XHF Hardcore Championship!
The camera moves to the locker room of Joe Everyman. Joe is getting ready for his match, which is up next. Maria and Amber Williams are sitting on a couch watching Night Of Champions as it goes by. The TV then cuts to the live feed of the locker room.
Joe, why is the camera here, isn't your match coming up? Yeah, I called them in here.Mark Amicus then walks into the room.
Why is there a camera here, isn't you match next Joe? I already asked that. Yeah Mark, I asked them in here. I have something to say.Joe circles around the couch infront of Maria and Amber.
Maria, every time I see you, I just want to be with you. Everytime I see you, my heart misses a beat. Everytime I see you, I just want to show my affection to you. What are you trying to say Joe? Miss Maria Williams.....will you marry me? & Gasp!!The crowd gasps along with them.
It then goes dead silent in the room and through out the arena. Maria looks down at Joe who is now kneeling. Joe pulls out the engagement ring and shows it to Maria.
Ye......yes, I will marry you Joe!The crowd, Mark and Amber then start clapping and cheering.
Joe stands up and puts the ring on Maria finger. Maria and Amber hug eachother as Mark pats Joe on the back. Maria stops hugging Amber and then hugs Joe.
Joe, I love you! And I love you too. Say hello to the new Mr. and Mrs. Joe Everyman.Joe and Maria kiss as the camera fades out.
Cole: I think i'm gonna puke.
King: Eww...not all over my shoes.
The house lights in the arena go low, a red hue of lights stay on and over the P.A. system we hear a voice.
"First you have to give up, first you have to -know-... not fear... -know-... that someday you're gonna die."
You couldnt be, you couldnt be me even if you wanted to,
Everything Ive been through.
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life,
I wouldnt know
The intro for Hellyeah's "You wouldn't know" comes blaring over the sound system, the entrance ramp fills with smoke and we can see the silhouette of Price in the center of the smoke, his head tilted back looking up to the heavens his arms held out wide in the crucifix pose.
18 wheels are rolling,
18 wheels are crushing, Me down,
Running me down
Cars are crashing
Cars are crashin, all around me
Running me down,
As the song explodes into the guitar riff so does the stage red pyro shooting up towards the sky angled towards the ring. Price emerges from the smoke and make's his way down the ramp He's wearing black thigh length shorts. Messiah of Hardcore written on the back of his shorts with a pattern of barbwire being the trim of the shorts.
All my days are numbered,
All my days are grey,
All my skies are covered,
All my ends are frayed,
Price ignores the heckling fans as he pass's by then, takes his Messiah of Hardcore shirt off up over his head and toss's it to the ramp. He climbs the ring steeps and climbs the outside turnbuckle to the 2nd rope.
You couldnt be, you couldnt be me even if you wanted to,
Everything Ive been through. You wouldnt know
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life,
I wouldnt know
As the song breaks into it's choirs the camera does a fly by of Price as he looks around the arena then throws his arms out wide once more into the crucifix pose with his head once more tilted up looking towards the heavens as if daring someone to strike him down. He slowly lowers his arms and then his head bringing his chin down to his chest as he looks around the arena at the fans then he leaps over the top rope into the ring and stretches his arms on the top rope.
Lightnings crashin
Thunders rolling all around me,
Bringin me down
Stars are falling,
Fires lighting all around me,
Burning me down
King: Now it's time for the Hardcore Battle Royal! New Hardcore Champion will be made tonight!
Cole: And the last Hardcore Champion is the "it" man for this match.
Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie starts to play as the house lights dim and the arena is flooded with pink strobing lights. Slowly the black satin curtian is pulled back and out steps Joanie Lee wearing a black sports bra-type blouse with matching shorts. She looks at the crowd and waits at the top of the ramp absorbing their energy both postive and negative> She then slowly walks down the ramp stopping occassionally looking at the crowd> As she reaches the ring area she smirks looking at the ref and then slides in head first under the ring ropes. She gets up and walks around the ring with a smug look on her face and confident eyes. She stops after a minute and looks down the ramp awaiting her opponent. She moves around anticipating them and attacks them as soon as they enter.
"I Walk Alone" by Saliva hits the PA. Announcer: "Now approching the ring, from Washington D.C., weighing in at 252 pounds, Joe Everyman". All of the lights in the arena turn green, blue, and white. Joe and Maria walk from the curtain and stage on the stage. Joe then puts his arms to the side, and then brings them down. As he does, blue flames shot from the front of the stage. Joe and Maria then walk toward the ring as short spikes of fire shot up. Joe then slides into the ring as Maria walks up the steps. Joe then splits the ropes as Maria gets in. Joe then points toward the stage as the blue fire shots again.
"Why dont you ask me what its like to be a Freak" is said in a sadistic voice. Bong hits the PA as the Undertajers theme starts to play and the lights fade to black. Only a single white light shines on a grave site with the tombstone reading "R.I.P Mark Evil. Then another white light points at the curtain under the Xtreme-Tron. What walks out is a ghoulish looking creature dressed like a dark priest walks to the gravesite. He starts reading something from a book and then looks around as thunder starts to sound and lightning flashes. He then pulls the left sleeve of his cloak up to reveal a 666 tatoo. He then pulls out a knife and makes one cut along his wrist and as the blood starts to drip he turns his arm over and lets the blood drip onto the dirt. A loud crack of thunder is heard as a lightning bolt hits the tombstone. The lights turn to a fiery red as the laughs of demons can be heard and then all is silent and the lights turn off for 5 seconds. Then when the red lights turn on red fire erupts from the ring posts and he appears in the middle of the ring as he brushes off some dirt.
"Ain't Love Grand" by Atreyu fills the arena as Eric Sanderson comes out, crying. He tries to hit on a few good looking girls on the way to the ring but they pay no attention to him, so he pulls out a razor blade and starts to cut himself. Eric rolls into the ring and shows the crowd where he cut himself. They laugh which only hurts him even more. He lets out a scream of discomfort as he gets down on the mat and cries into the ring...
"Ain't Love Grand" by Atreyu fills the arena as Alex Adams comes out, crying. He tries to hit on a few good looking girls on the way to the ring but they pay no attention to him, so he pulls out a razor blade and starts to cut himself. Adam rolls into the ring and shows the crowd where he cut himself. They laugh which only hurts him even more. He lets out a scream of discomfort as he gets down on the mat and cries into the ring...
All is quiet in the arena, most of the matches over. Well, mostly quiet, if you were to ignore the hubbub of the crowd, all being worked up to the main event.
Then the lights drop and the screen flashes with white noise, of a darkened face with flashing red eyes, and the words 'Lone Wolf' and over the PA comes the unmistakeable drop-D riff of 'Dead Star', the scratchy harmonics being mirrored by flashes on the screen and stage lights.
Then the crowd rises and cheers as the blond-haired, red-eyed figure of Rock Howard walks out onto the stage, his hands shoved into his pockets, a confident grin on his face. The music still hitting the D's and harmonics he stops and lets his right hand rise up to his face, the music peaking and pausing before his hand flys out, his body spinning around, the pyro flaring up in the shape of an unfurling wing, the music hitting with the drums and bass hitting at the same time as the crunch of the guitar. Rock turns back, smiling again as the crowd goes ballistic, and makes his way to the ring, jumping up to the canvas before hopping the ropes and looking about into the cheering crowd.
*Suddenly... The lights turn dark and... BOOM! Pyros blare throughout the stage as "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins to play. Michael Storm comes out in black wrestling shorts with yellow stripes on the sides. He begins to runs full speed down the ramp and then soon slides into the ring! Michael Storm gets up and then jumps to one turnbuckle and raises his arms, getting boos from the audience. Michael Storm jumps off and lands on his feet and stretches out his legs a little bit, waiting for the match to begin.*
As the start of "Riot" by Three Days Grace hits, a huge pyro explodes center stage. Once the smoke clears, Jason Willis steps out, followed by his ever so sexy girlfriend Sara. He slowly saunters down the ramp sporting his black fishnet, long sleeve shirt, and black jeans with chains on them. Sara, sporting a white tube top with a pink mini skirt, and her seductive black hair. The two make their way to ringside where they part. Jason slides into the ring and climbs up the farthest turnuckle staring out into the crowd. He lets out a scream, much to the delight of the fans. He hops down and awaits the following events.
*The arena goes dark. You start gearing the fans cheer as the lights go out. You see lighter up in the air as the lights are out, then youd hear this quote.*
And during the few moments that we have left, we wanna talk right down to earth in a language that everyone here can easily understand.
*Soon as the fans hear that they start booing, and know who it is. Green lights start to fill the arena as smoke forms at the front of the entrance ramp. The fans keep booing as walking out is Adam Cross. He is wearing his patient white long cut off sleeve trench coat, with the blank beanie. Following behind him, and walking out is Erica Angel.*
Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
*Cross starts walking down the entrance ramp as the fans boo him, since he is in a partnership with Chase Helton. He stops half way down the ramp, and he yells at the fans, and tell them to shut their mouths. He gives a few of them the finger, and yells at them some more. Erica tries to tell them to be shut up, and head to the ring.*
Neon lights, A Nobel Price
The mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set me free
I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your T.V.
I'm the Cult of Personality
I exploit you still you love me
*Cross finishes walking down the ramp, and he stands at the bottom. He looks around a little, and gets a cocky smirk on his face. He walks to the stairs, and walks up the apron. Erica walks up and sits on the rope for Cross so he can enter the ring. The fans boo thinking how bad Cross treats Erica. Cross gets in the ring, and walks away from the ropes not holding them for Erica. She gets in the ring, and Cross gets on one of the turnbuckles and throws his fists in the air. The boos him, and yell stuff at him. So Christopher takes off his beanie, and throws it at them. He jumps of the turnbuckle, and takes off his jacket. He then toss his jacket to Erica for her to hold. *
*"Who betta than Kanyon blasts over the P.A. Obsidian walks out down to the ring eating nachos.*
"The Final Countdown" by Europe hits the P.A. and Pagnus walks out. Pagnus wobbles down and the crowd implodes! Women faint in the audience. Pagnus says "Arf!" and the crowd goes "Awwwww." Pagnus goes up to a parapelgic kid in the front row and lets him pet him. Suddenly, the kid can walk! Pagnus enters the ring.
The Rugrats theme blares over the P.A. and Demon Baby Campbell crawls out of the entryway. He stands up and halfhazardly walks down to the ring. He climbs up the steps and rolls into the ring.
Cole: This is a huge amount of wrestlers in one big battle royal!
King: This may be the most intense fifteen minutes ever!
Hardcore 15 Minute Time Battle Royal for the vacant XHF Hardcore Championship
Price enters as "champ", whoever pins the current "champ" becomes "champ". The "champ" after 15 minutes is the new XHF Hardcore Champion
"The Messiah of Hardcore" Price vs. Michael Storm vs. Joe Everyman vs. Adam Cross vs. Mark Evil vs. Jason Willis vs. Pagnus vs. Obsidian vs. Joanie Lee vs. Rock Howard vs. Alex Adams vs. Eric Sanderson vs. Demon Baby Campbell
The bell rings and Price dives at Micheal Storm. Everyman and Evil start brawling. Adam Cross and Eric Sanderson fight. Obsidian hits on Joanie Lee and she slaps him. Alex Adams and Rock Howard start fighting. Jason Willis leaves the ring and grabs some weapons from underneath. Demon Baby Campbell is running around hitting peoples ankles and just being a nuisance and Pagnus just sits in a corner. Willis throws a trash can full of items into the ring and it hits Sanderson in the back of the head. Weapons spill out all over the mat. Pagnus grabs a singapore cane! And he starts eating it like it was bamboo! The crowd goes "Awww." Everyman clotheslines Mark Evil over the top rope and goes over with him.Willis throws in another trash can full of weapons, and this one manages to not hit anyone. He then grabs the timekeepers chair and enters the ring. Adam Cross turns around into a chair shot over the head from Willis! Willis then hits Obsidian in the back with the chair. But then Willis gets hit in the back with a street sign from Storm! Storm turns to kick Price in the stomach, then hits him over the back of the head with the sign. Price goes down and Storm covers, but before even a one count, Joanie Lee kicks Storm off. Alex Adams hip tosses Rock Howard out of the ring. Joanie hits Price with an elbow to the chest and then covers. She gets a one count before Adams delivers a low dropkick to her side and lands on Price himself. 1, 2, kickout!
King: A lot of action here!
Cole: I don't know if I can keep up!
Demon Baby Campbell starts choking Jason Willis while he's on the ground. Willis pushes the baby off of him and into Pagnus. Pagnus looks at the baby and says "Arf." The baby then bites Pagnus's paw. Pagnus quickly backs up in pain and he bumps into Obsidian, which knocks him foreward and makes him butt heads with Sanderson. Pagnus cowers in the corner. Outside, Mark Evil and Joe Everyman are hitting each other back and forth. Mark Evil rams Everyman's back into the guardrail. Evil then goes under the ring and finds a table. He pulls it out and sets it up. Everyman gets up and hits Evil from behind with an elbow. Rock Howard is up and runs around the ring as Everyman is setting Evil up on the table. Howard delivers a roundhouse kick to Everyman which knocks him on top of Evil on the table. Howard jumps up onto the apron and then up onto the turnbuckle nearby. Adam Cross shakes the ropes and Howard gets crotched. Cross climbs the turnbuckle and delivers a super huricanrana off the top toward the table. Everyman and Evil move out of the way and Howard crashes through the table!
King: Oh my!
Cole: This action picked up fast.
In the ring, Price knocks Joanie and Alex off of him and grabs a singapore cane. He then hits Alex, taking him down. He then hits Joanie. He's about to hit the Demon Baby, but puts on the breaks, because its a baby. Micheal Storm comes from behind and blasts Price in the back of the head with a keyboard! Keys go flying everywhere! Storm makes a cover! 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 5:32: Micheal Storm
Cole: Our first pin fall!
King: Can Storm hold out for ten minutes?
Obsidian charges at Storm, but misses a clothesline attempt by three feet to the left. Obsidian turns around into a spinebuster from Storm! The Demon Baby bites on Storm's ankle. Storm looks down. Storm shakes the kid off, then punts him out of the ring! The crowd boos at Storm kicking a baby! Storm acts like he doesn't care, then gets hit from behind with a low blow from Joanie Lee! She then turns him around and hits an exploding suplex. As she gets up, Eric Sanderson hits her in the ribs with a soccer kick! Sanderson goes to cover Storm, but after a one count, Everyman hits him with a legdrop! Everyman pulls Storm up off the mat and throws him into a corner. Everyman puts Storm up on the top rope. Mark Evil rushes over, and instead of hitting Everyman, helps him with Storm. They climb to the top rope and pull Storm up for a double top rope superplex with all three men standing on the top. Alex Adams and Eric Sanderson run up to the second rope and grab Everyman and Evil from behind with waistlocks. Jason Willis rushes between them and grabs Evil and Everyman in backdrop positions. Price, Adam Cross, Obsidian, and Joanie Lee rush up and get between or on the side of Adams, Willis, and Sanderson. Price, Cross, Obsidian, and Lee pull with powerbombs, throwing Adams, Willis, and Sanderson off and causing them to deliver there german suplexes and backdrops to Evil and Everyman, who in turn are made to deliver the superplex to Micheal Storm! They're all down! Pagnus comes over and "arfs" at Micheal Storm, who took the worst of that, and licks him. The crowd goes "awww!" Pagnus's paw is on Storm's chest as he does. 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 7:45: Pagnus!
King: I don't believe it!
Cole: How did this happen!
The crowd is incredibly eccstatic! Pagnus doesn't understand whats going on as lights are flashing everywhere. Obsidian, Lee, Cross, and Price are the first up, and look at Pagnus. Pagnus backs away slowly. They all charge him and he darts out of the ring. Pagnus jumps into the crowd and they give him chase. Cross gets his hand on Pagnus, but a fan attacks Cross! He won't let Cross harm the adorable Pagnus! Obsidian, Lee, and Price still give chase and Pagnus turns and runs through a row of people, who are all trying to hold the wrestlers back. Lee angrily pushes her way through and Pagnus hops back over the barricade and onto the entryway ramp. She's about to jump after him when a fat butch biker chick stands up and blocks Lee's way to Pagnus. Demon Baby Campbell is on the ramp and looking, not evil. It's almost as if he's trying to be cute. Pagnus walks over and sniffs him. The Demon Baby starts petting Pagnus and Pagnus rolls over. The Demon Baby rubs his tummy, which is a pin, 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 9:23: Demon Baby Campbell!
Cole: A baby could be our next hardcore champ?
King: Who would dare attack and pin a baby!? Who would be evil enough to do that!?
Demon Baby Campbell backs away from Pagnus smiling and backs right into...Mark Evil! The baby turns around and when he realizes it's Mark Evil, he needs to change his diaper. Mark Evil grabs the baby and lifts him up! Mark Evil holds the baby overhead in a military press. The crowd is shocked! But before he can do anything with the baby, Rock Howard spears Mark Evil in the back! The baby falls down into the belly of Pagnus and slides safely to the floor. Howard then checks on the baby and holds him down by his head. 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 10:23: Rock Howard!
But Mark Evil is up quickly and pissed. He kicks Rock Howard in the face. Rock Howard hits Mark with a chop to the chest. He goes for a spinning kick, but Evil quickly grabs him and locks in the Last Breath! He takes Howard down and synches in the hold. Howard taps out!
Current "Champ" at 10: 41: Mark Evil!
King: Now I don't think the belts going anywhere.
Cole: We got less than five minutes now!
Mark Evil gets up and goes up the ramp, trying to get away from the ring. But Cross, Obsidian, Price, and Lee, who were in the crowd are climbing up the side of the entryway and up onto the ramp to stop Mark Evil from getting away. Mark Evil sees nowhere to go, so he charges at the four and dives at them. They catch him and lift him above their heads. They then move over to the side of the entryway and toss Evil down through a table with electrical equipment! Sparks fly everywhere! Lee tries to go down to pin him, but Price stops her and tries to get ahead. Obsidian and Cross hold him back and now they're all fighting to get down there. Everyman, Alex Adams, Eric Sanderson, Micheal Storm, and Jason Willis are now moving up the ramp. Everyman goes off to the side and through the crowd. As everyone fights to get to Mark Evil, Everyman sneaks up and pins him. 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 12:03: Joe Everyman!
King: That's the way you win belts!
Cole: That's not very hardcore.
As Everyman gets up, Sanderson is climbing down toward him. As Everyman's focus is on him, Sanderson's partner Adams jumps off the entryway and hits Everyman with a cross body onto the concrete floor! 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 12:15: Alex Adams!
Sanderson runs over to congradulate his partner and puts out his hand for a high five. Adams puts his arm up, but Sanderson moves to the side and rolls up Adams with a schoolboy! 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 12: 20: Eric Sanderson!
Sanderson and Adams start arguing, which gives Lee, Obsidian, and Willis plenty of time to come down and attack them both. Rock Howard is up on stage fighting with Storm, Cross and Price. The camera pans over to where Pagnus and the Demon Baby are and the baby is a bloody mess! Theirs blood all over Pagnus! The crowd is in shock. Pagnus sits and says "arf," to which the crowd responds with, "awwww." He then starts licking his genitals and stops caring about the match. Back on the floor, Lee kicks Willis in the gut and hits a DDT. She gets up and charges at Adams and hits a tornado DDT! He looks glazed over. She kicks Sanderson in the gut and goes for another DDT, but Sanderson reverses with a northern lights, but Lee fights it and comes back down with a spike DDT on the floor! She rolls over into a pin. 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 13:04: Joanie Lee!
Obsidian goes up to Joanie and hits on her again. She pokes him in the eyes! He starts screaming about his left eye, the one with the patch over it. She looks shocked and goes to check on him, andhe grabs her in a small package! 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 13:10: Obsidian!
Obsidian gets up and celebrates! But Joanie is quickly up and kicks him in the crotch. She then takes him down into the Broken! But Adam Cross is there and hits her in the back of the head with a dropkick. He turns Obsidian over and pins him. 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 13:22: Adam Cross!
Adam Cross gets up hunched over and Jason Willis comes out of nowhere with the Moment of Impact! He covers. 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 13:30: Jason Willis!
Storm, Howard, and Price are still battling on the stage. Storm and Howard are battling back and forth with punches. Price charges from behind with a yakuza kick to Howard's back, knocking him into Storm and sending both down off the stage! They crash through some tables! Mark Evil is back up and grabs Jason Willis from behind with the Last Breath. Everyman charges at Willis with a chair, but Willis ducks down and Everyman hits Evil with it! Evil falls off of Willis and Everyman turns into an Avarice into the chair he's holding, into his face, from Willis! He hits the floor hard. Then Lee grabs Willis from behind and hits a german suplex bridge on the concrete! 1, 2, 3!
Current "Champ" at 14:25: Joanie Lee!
Obsidian comes at Lee from behind and tries to tickle her. She turns around and just looks at him like he's an idiot. He shrugs. Then he gets hit with a chairshot to the back of the head from Price! Price and Lee are the last two standing with less than thirty seconds in the match! Price swings the chair at Lee, she ducks and kicks Price in the gut. She puts his head between her legs and signals for the Dead End, but Price gets out of it by hitting her foot with the edge of the chair. She bounces back holding her foot in pain. She turns around and Price grabs her and hits the Backcracker with the chair between his knees and her back! Price gets up and is about to pin, but looks at the carnage. He throws the chair down and walks away!
Cole: He's walking away?
King: What is he thinking!
The timer is running down. 8...7...Everyman, Evil, and Storm are starting to stir...6...all three men are crawling toward Joanie...5...Storm collapses again...4...Everyman gets close to Joanie, but Evil grabs his leg! 3 on the timer, Evermany pushes Evil off him with his free foot and puts an arm over Joanie's neck, 2 on the timer, 1 count...1 on the timer, 2 count! BUZZ! The ref stops the count as the match is now over!
Winner and NEW Hardcore Champion: Joanie Lee!
Cole: What an ending to a crazy match! That was nuts!
King: It was a photo finish and Joanie keeps the victory and wins the belt!
TAKA Michinoku Present: The X-Cup No Disqualification Punjabi Ice Rink Mexican Rules King of the Mountain Lumberjack Inferno Hellfire and Brimstone Loser Gets Their Feathers Ruffled King of Mutant Rabid Rats Match
Curtis Bauer vs. Terry Bradshaw
Cole: First off, before we get to this match we like to thank our sponsor for this match about ready to take place.
*in steps "Good ol' J.R., Jim Ross*
Jim Ross: Oh yes, this match is brought to you by, oh I love these...FRUITY, FRUITY, DELICIOUS, FRUITY, FRUITY, OH GAWD! THEY'RE SKITTLES! BY GAWD!
King: Oh damn, not all over my shoes.
Curtis is on the ice rink, without skates. Because he is awesome that way. Terry walks onto the ice, in full hockey attire. Curtis points and laughs and then as Terry starts to skate toward Curtis, Terry falls down! The lumberjacks all laugh as well as Curtis, who takes one step and falls on his back. There is nothing but laughter. Curtis gets up and is pissed. He eligantly slides over to Terry and elbow drops him on the ice! Terry screams with the pain of the elbow drop. Curtis gets up and turns around only to flinch back due to a trash barrel on fire! He sees a bag of weapons nearby and goes to get one. Digging through the bag, a kendo stick comes out, as well as a cross bow, a ninja sword, an uzi, but Curtis stops, pulling out a bag for arrows and a bow! He smirks and hides behind a fire can. As Terry stands up he sees the cross bow there. Terry grabs it and does a barrel roll as Curtis gets up and Terry shoots Curtis in the arm! Curtis doesn't move, because he's a Bauer! Instead he pulls back and launches an arrow into Terry Bradshaw's leg! Terry falls down in pain and Curtis reloads! Terry stands up, arrow stillin leg, and Curtis shoots again! Ala Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, Terry screams at each arrow and then both!
Curtis slings the bow over his right arm and starts running as if on regular ground and not ice. He jumps and dropkicks Terry into the wall and through it, right into Kirk Cameron! Curtis then grabs Terry and locks him in a chokehold, screaming at him. He then yells "who's the boss?!" Terry replies with a "YOU ARE!!!" Curtis counters that and yells "NO, TONY DANZA BITCH!" Curtis picks up Terry still in the chokehold, but is then sideswiped by PAGNUS!
: ARF!!!Pagnus the runs off only to be chased by Samuel L Jackson! Ludacris walks up with a mic to Sammy Jackson.
Ludacris: GET BACK MUH FUCKA YOU DONT KNOW ME LIKE DAT!
Ludacris is then picked up by a T-Rex and throw out into the crowd. As Curtis continues the beating on Terry, Steve Yzerman skates in out of nowhere and slashes Curtis in the back with his hockey stick. He then goes after Terry for not wearing a Red Wings jersey. Steve is then pulled off the ice by the one and only Tony Danza!
Tony Danza : I'M THE BOSS!
Tony hits Steve with an elbow drop. As those two continue fighting in the background, Curtis turns to look up, and points to the sky box, and flips it off. The camera pans up to Jeff Jarrett who is yelling at him from the sky box. Curtis then does the Jarrett walk and laughs at him. Curtis turns around only to be lowblowed by Terry Bradshaw! Terry pulls a super soaker out of one of the bags and finds a zippo lighter and a roll of duck tape. He tapes the lighter on and pumps up the gun up. As Curtis gets up he is holding his crotch. Terry goes to pull the trigger but nothing happens. He looks down the barrell and pulls it again only to be blasted in the face with fire! Terry freaks out, flailing his arms like a crazy man! Curtis musters up the strength and charges at him, and front dropkicks him into the big glass ball of killer new york rats that was never noticed before do to being covered up and then uncovered mysteryously, probably from Tony Danza. Curtis sees the rats run out to devour anything there, so he books it out and jumps over the wall around the rink, and the bell rings!
WINNER: CURTIS BAUER!
Behold the King, The King of Xtreme.
Mark appears under the Xtreme-Tron as King of Kings(Xtreme Remix) by Motorhead plays in the background. His video rolls showing him doing Xtreme moves. He continues down to the ring as the lights flash between blue and red.
Cole: The Phoenix Champ is here.
King: Thanks for stating the obvious.
Took from me all that I had
With my soul and spirit dead
Killing everything in me
What is one use to be free
Now to drive away the pain
I'll destroy all I distain
I'll become what I despise
Living someone elses life
(Don't ever back down)
Pyro's go off at the end of the intro for the song "The End Has Come" by Ben Moody plays over the P.A. system; as the drums and guitar kick in
Don't ever back down
Don't ever turn around
My end has come
So now I come for you
JFK make's his way out to the entrance way wearing black short tights and white trim with the Jack Daniels logo on the back, shin protector boots and knee pads all black with white highlights and his fists taped up
Now obsession rules my mind
This commotion makes me blind
Searching out who ever runs
Or has stolen away my life
But I'm already dead
JFK ignores the heckling fans and cheering fans alike as he make's his way down to the ring with a sly grin on his face he rolls into the ring and stands in the center and cross's his arms in the SXE pose then rolls his eyes, obviously mocking the taunt. He then heads to his corner and bounces back and forth from foot to foot waiting for the match to start
Don't ever back down
Don't ever turn around
My end has come
So I come for you
King: Tonight could be a big night for the Karn family.
Cole: To bad they dont get along.
Highway To Hell Match for the XHF Phoenix Championship
"JFK" James Franklin Karn vs. Mark Goode
The cages lower from the ceiling and a lumber jack from each side is directed to there positions. Kuroi and Genocide are placed on the lower level while Spike and Price are taken to the second level and Mr. Slave is directed to the top cage alone as JFK only has two lumber jacks. The ref makes sure all the men are in place and then calls for the bell. Both men stand in opposite corners and look each other up and down thinking about there first move. Mark Goode looks ready to mix it up when JFK turns to his lumberjack Kuroi and gives him a wink. Mark Goode looks confused, by this and starts taunting at JFK not noticing as Kuroi walks around to Genocide and spits in his face. JFK begins to laugh at Mark Goode as Genocide attacks Kuroi and the two mammoths begin to brawl. JFK leans back on his turn buckle cockily and points at the two men fighting outside. Mark Goode turns and looks at the two men brawling. Mark begins yelling at his monster to stop as behind him JFK climbs up the top turnbuckle and leaps up and grabs the top of the cage.
Cole: What is JFK doing?
JFK then shows off his immense athletic ability by moving hand by hand across the top of the cage towards the center of the cage. As, JFK makes his way towards the center, Mark turns around and sees this and a look of shock momentarily takes over his face before it is replaced by a look of panic. Mark Goode then quickly runs out of the ring and retrieves a ladder that is laid down on the floor on the outside and takes it into the ring. Mark Goode sets the ladder up as JFK nears the center. JFK quickly moves onto the ladder and uses the ladder Goode brought into the ring to get himself up into the second cage. JFK the gives Mark a small wave and tips the ladder over before Mark can even begin to climb. Mark Goode stomps his feet in anger and then sets up the ladder again as Spike nor Price make any movement towards JFK to stop him from climbing up to the third cage.
King: What is going on! Why isnt Spike trying to stop JFK?
Cole: Theyre a team King.
King: But theyre not in this match. This is Bull
Cole: Oni
King: I can cuss on PPV damn it!
Mark Goode is soon up the ladder and into the second cage as JFK climbs up to the top of the second cage and walks around to the door of the final cage where he finds Mr. Slave standing in the way. JFK pauses in shock as Mark Goode walks through the second cage and begins to climb up. JFK looks down and does some quick talking to try and get the massive man to move to no avail. JFK then looks down and sees Goode climbing up to the top cage. JFK looks frustrated but then reaches into his mouth and pulls out the gum he was chewing and throws it off the edge of the cage. Mr. Slave gets a shocked look on his face and runs after it and climbs down the cage to get it. Quick thinking by JFK but its to late as Mark Goode runs and clotheslines him down onto the cage before he can enter the final cage.
King: Finally, some action.
JFK is quickly back up to his feet and quickly Mark Goode charges him only to be caught with a drop toe hold from JFK sending him quickly to the cage face first. Mark Goode rolls over onto his back and sits up and JFK sends a swift kick towards the head of Mark, but Mark quickly ducks and the kick connects with the side of the cage. JFK grabs towards his leg in pain giving Mark the time to get up and grab JFK from behind and send him back first with a back suplex onto the cage. Mark Goode taunts the fallen JFK and then turns towards the cage door of the final cage, but JFK in a desperate move he reaches out and grabs the leg of Mark Goode. Mark stumbles because of it and this slows him down long enough for JFK to get up to his feet. JFK gets to his feet and both men are face to face as Mark Goode regains his balance and turns to his challenger.
Cole: This should be good.
A moment of silence over takes the arena, but soon the crowd explodes as both men attack with right hands. The two men exchange punch after punch until JFK gets the upper hand as he throws in an eye poke. Mark Goode staggers back and JFK quickly grabs him and sends him over with a snap suplex, but Mark Goode pops back up to his feet! JFK looks shocked as Mark Goode approaches JFK, and quickly JFK sends a boot to the gut and drops him down with a DDT and again MARK GOODE POPS UP TO HIS FEET!
King: What the hell is going on here!
Cole: I think JFK is thinking the same thing!
JFK reaches for a punch to knock Mark down, but Mark blocks it! JFK goes for another, but again it is blocked! JFK is in shock as Mark swings up with his own right hand and clocks JFK and sends him staggering back. Mark Goode then lifts JFK up and drops him down with the Hell Spike! Mark Goode rises to his feet with JFK down and out near the edge of the cage. The crowd blows up with cheers as they realize Mark Goode has it won, but Mark doesnt look done yet. Mark makes the cut throat taunt towards JFK as he begins moving on the top of the cage. Mark slaps his thigh calling for a big boot as JFK gets up to his feet dazed and Mark runs at him and lifts for a big boot to kick JFK off of the side of the cagebut NO! JFK catches Mark Goode under his leg and wraps his other arm around him and sends him over his head and off of the top of the cage with a capture Suplex!!!
King: Theres no way Mark Goode survived that.
Cole: That was sick, simply sick.
JFK falls to his knees as he almost tumbled off with Mark. Mark lays on the second cage motionless as JFK begins to crawl into the final cage and retrieves the Phoenix Championship.
Winner and NEW XHF Phoenix Champion: James Franklin Karn
Cole: JFK is the new Champ.
King: And Mark Goode may have paid the ultimate price trying to protect his title.
The crowd remains quiet, as they are waiting for the beginning of the arrival of William Spencer. They wait for the simple words that usually mark the entrance of William Spencer... slowly, over the PA system is the voice of Maynard, lead singer to the song used for William's entrance. "Go back to sleep..." After the words, the guitars to "Pet" by A Perfect Circle comes over the PA system and the lights quickly go out, with four blue spotlights circling the entire arena. As the music gets softer, the spotlights go slower....
Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window
Go back to sleep
As the music gets louder again, the spotlights all meet in a common spot; right there, William shows up and the crowd is cheering at the appearance of him. With a smirk across his face, he reaches out to highfive some of the fans around him. The singapore cane is in his left hand, while his other arm raises into the air.
Lay your head down, child
I won't let the boogeyman come.
Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
At that, he starts moving down through the crowd to highfive a few of them along the way. As he reaches midpoint, he points to the other side of the arena and the crowd cheers on that side of the arena, louder then all the other sides. His arm moves towards the other section of the crowd, and they give the same loud cheer that the first section. He turns around and points back out to the side of the crowd that he is coming out of, and the same reaction from every side!
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble
William nods his head, and walks down further, so that he is only a fourth of the way away from the barricade, and he tosses the singapore cane forward while walking with it landing inside the ring. Continuing his way down towards the ring, he gets to the barricade. With one foot on the barricade, and the other on the nearest chair, he looks out at the crowd and takes off his shirt tossing it out to the crowd!
Head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of the war drums
The music gets lower again, as William slides back inside the ring. He picks up his singapore cane, and marches around the ring while holding the singapore cane up high. He hits the top rope on every side of the ring, and passes the singapore cane out of the ring to the timekeeper that puts it on the table with the ringbell. William leans against the ropes as the referee is discussing the rules of the match to him, making sure he understands them. As he is discussing it, William is just nodding his head waiting for the start of the match.
Cole: And it looks like were now going to have the Pyramid Death Match!
King: Of course, William Spencer looks hardcore with his cane, but can he defeat Rob Arnold?
The lights dim to a black and blue aura, cue the plucking of a guitar, and Serj tankian's voice humming over the PA system.
SO I FELT LIKE THE BIGGEST ASS...HOLE!
Felt like the biggest asshole
when I killed your rock and roll
Mow down the sexy people
Rob Arnold runs out onto the stage to the sound of "Kill Rock 'N' Roll" By System Of A Down. He immediately recognizes the negative heat from the crowd and feeds from it, laughing at them. Smirking as per usual he moves onto the ramp. He pauses half way down and smiles. He then grabs the towel on his head and throws it to the floor, causing three white columns to fly up behind him.
Every time I look in your eyes, every day I'm watching you die
All the thoughts I see in you about how I
Rob walks on down towards the ring and then jogs the final few steps, and placing a knee on the apron. He pauses for another smirk, and then climbs in via the second rope and into the ring.
So I felt like the biggest asshole
(felt like the biggest asshole)
When I killed your rock n roll
(Mow down the sexy people)
Rob walks to a turnbuckle and climbs it, before raising his arms in the air with a smirk. He climbs down, and removes the coat, before moving into the corner of the ring.
Cole: And here is former XHF Champion, Rob Arnold!
King: Now lets start another one of XHFs hardcore matches for Night of Champions!
Pyramid of Death Match
William Spencer vs. Rob Arnold
William Spencer and Rob Arnold are now enclosed in a triple tier pyramid cell, known as the Pyramid of Death. They are currently on the bottom tier of the pyramid, the one with the most space, and the safest (even know it really isnt that safe). On one side of the ring, we find Rob Arnold, smiling as knows every detail about this structure, and William Spencer, not caring but relying on the weapon on his right hand: the good old trusty chair. The bell rings, but none of them move. It appears this match is so big that is stunned them, but just for a minute though. William Spencer picks up his chair, aims it at Rob Arnold but when it was right in front of his face, Rob Arnold kicks William Spencer in the cane, which goes back and hits his face, thus hitting him with his own weapon. William Spencer falls down, and already in this match, his face begins to bleed. Rob Arnold begins LAUGHING in his face, but is this fear out of cockiness, or is it out of fear?
Cole: ALREADY! Oh wow, Rob Arnold is on his game.
King: Im sure William Spencer has more in the tank though.
William Spencer gets back up to his feet, and puts his forehead up against Rob Arnolds forehead showing intensity. They both glare at each other deep in the eyes. Rob Arnold then pushes William Spencer back down, and grabs his chair. Rob Arnold swings it at the mat, where William Spencer is, but he rolls out of the way. He gets up and lies on the rope. Rob Arnold tries to swing at him again, but he jumps out of the way, and as a result, Rob Arnold hits the top rope, which bounces back and hits him SMACK at the face. He falls back, and hits the floor hard. It looks like William Spencer isnt the only one bleeding anymore. Rob Arnold is also bleeding. William Spencer is up with his chair in his hand and he begins laying down the hurt on Robbys stomach, with cries of pain infesting him.
Cole: Well payback is most certainly a bitch.
King: Youre not fucking kidding me there, Cole.
William Spencer looks up at the cane in the top, and grins. He has his eye on the prize, and he looks down on the fallen Rob Arnold. He drops the chair on him, and kicks him in the stomach once before he proceeds to go towards the ladder, and go up a floor in this Pyramid of doom to the second floor, the floor that while a step closer to the grand prize, is smaller than the base floor, and has an increasing possibility of falling down to the first. He gets off the ladder, and looks up at the prize, and it is so close that he could just taste it. He grabs the ladder, about to climb up but Rob Arnold comes running in, grabs from behind, and hits him with a German Suplex! William Spencer makes a huge dent because of his size in the second floor. Rob Arnold grins, but William Spencer is still trying to get up. As soon as William Spencer gets up, Rob Arnold hits William Spencer with the London Underground! or at least tries. William Spencer throws Rob Arnold off, and behind him. Rob Arnold lands on his feet. Rob Arnold turns around TO WILLIAM SPENCERS PAINKILLER!
Cole: We have ourselves a champion!
King: The match isnt over yet though!
The dent made by William Spencer is increased from Rob Arnolds body. It looks like Rob Arnold is done for the out, but in the XHF, it is learned that judging too early isnt always the best choice to be made. William Spencer looks up at the prize, almost within his reach. William Spencer slowly gets himself to his feet and begins to climb the ladder. Slowly but surely, he gets to the top, and he looks up, at the Singapore cane with the British flag on it. He smiles. He reaches into his pocket, and searches for something. After a moment, he smiles and pulls the item out. Its a lighter! Hes going to burn the flag right now! He opens it up, and ignites the flame. He brings it to the flag but before it makes contact, we see Rob Arnold running up the ladder. He surprises William Spencer once more and puts William Spencers face, specifically his right eye, into the flame. William Spencer SCREAMS in pain, and Rob Arnold yells as well, but the words out of his mouth doesnt contain pain, it contains anger and obscenities.
Cole: OH MY GOD!
King: Wow, things are HEATING UP HERE!!! Hahah, get it? GET IT?!
Cole:
Rob Arnold takes a deep breath, and looks up. He begins to grab the cane, but William Spencer, with only one eye, grabs Rob Arnold and HITS HIM WITH A PAINKILLER THAT BREAKS THROUGH EVERY FLOOR IN THE CAGE! They lie down on the bottom floor, struck with enormous amounts of pain. The bell rings, and its because Rob Arnold grabbed the cane on the way down! We have ourselves a winner!
WINNER: ROB ARNOLD!
Cole: What an AMAZING match! After taking William Spencers finisher TWICE, he came out the winner.
King: Well hold on fans, were not even done with Night of Champions VI, not by a long shot. NEXT, we have the Hardcore Heaven match between TWO XHF LEGENDS: Hardcore Harry and Rancor. So put on your helmets, and buckle your seatbelts because youre in for one crazy ride.
Cole: I can't believe what a night we're having here King!
King: What did you expect Cole? It's Night of Champions, the biggest of them all!
Cole: and as if we haven't seen enough insane action already tonight it's time for the Hardcore Heaven match!
The camera cuts to the fixture which has just been finished assemled.
Cole: A steel scaffold, with glass floors, both men start at the top...surrounded by flames and the object of the match is to throw your opponent off and send them crashing to the assortetment of tables below nside the ring and out..
King: And they'e not ordinary tables, there's tables on fire, there's barbed wire tables, plywood tables, oakwood tables, glass tables and even tables covered in tacs!
Cole: Hardcore Harry has really outdone himself this time...
The lights turn off, and the crowd gets silent as Forest by System of a Down blares over the PA system. The lights flicker, as The Behemoth of Destruction Rancor comes out from behind the curtain, with his head down. Rancor is wearing a black leather robe carrying the Xtremism bible with him, as he looks around the arena. With the spotlight on Rancor, he kneels down on the cold metal walkway, and bends his head; as if he was praying. After a brief moment he throws his arms up and the robe falls off of him, and at that moment flames erupt from all around him. Rancor is smiling as he begins walking down the walkway, the flames erupting after each step he takes. Rancor walks over to the steps and begins to climb up them, and he stops midway and says something to a fan, as he holds the Xtremism Bible up in the air. He finally makes it on the apron and gets into the ring, and with his first few steps he throws his arms up in the air, holding the Xtremism Bible over his head. Rancor falls to his knees and then holds the Xtremism Bible close to his chest, until the lights turn on. At that point he walks over to the latest corner and squats down, placing the Xtremism Bible under the bottom rope, as he waits.
Cole: Rancor makes his way to the top of the scaffold. You gotta wonder whats going through his mind King..
King: I wonder what was going through Harry's when he made this match!
**The lights in the arena go out. Just as the fans go silent, music can start being heard from the arena's sound system. As the thumping of the song beings, the lights start to flash with it. The song then begins to pick up it's pace as words can be heard along with instrumental. Just then a figure emerges from behind the curtains. He begins walking down the ramp, walking at a slow pace so he can feed on the energy given to him from the song and fans.**
There's a shadow just behind me
Shrouding every step I take
Making every promise empty
Pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking buttler
Who upon the finger rests
Murder now, the pattern called "must we"
Just because the son has come
Jesus,wont you fucking whistle ?
Something but the past and done
Jesus, wont you fucking whistle
Something but the past and done
**Harold stops halfway in the middle of the entrance ramp. As he begins looking to his left. Shaking his head in acceptance from the fans. Then he turns to his right. Again shaking his head in appreciation to the fans cheering him on. Then he turns his head back to the ring and beings walking toward the ring again, taking his time before he reaches the ring steps**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
**As he finally gets on the apron. He walks the ledge alittle before putting his left leg over the top and getting in the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in all the energy given from the fans. As his theme song continues to play on the sound system**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
**Harold puts his hand on the top rope and pulls back. Then begins pounding on his chest and pulls forward, releasing his arm in the air. Simultaneously all four turnbuckles explode with pyro, that nearly deafens the front row of fans.**
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start things over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
**Harold retreats back to his corner, waiting for the match to get underway.**
King: Now once Harry reaches the top the surrounding area will become active and aflame.
Hardcore Heaven Match
"The Behemoth of Destruction" Rancor vs. Hardcore Harry
Harry reaches the top and moves into the middle a little, facing Rancor. For obvious reasons there is no ref up there just those two. The flames ignite and the bell rings for the match to begin. The two men move towards each other Harry shouting obscenities to Rancor. Rancor swings a punch and connects before Harry responds with one of his own. The two engage in a furious punch up staggering about on the top floor ofthis insane structure.
King: Well it started pretty much how I guessed it would
Cole: You didn't guess anything!
King: In my head Cole....in my head!
Harry has gained the advantage ontop of the scaffold and kicks Rancor in the gut before planting him face first on the glass. The crowd "ooo" and Rancor face plants the glass causing an awful lot of pain. Harry gets to his feetand taunts the crowd from above. Harry looks over the edge at all the tables below. Rancor however is back on his feet and grabs Harry from behind nailing an extremely dangerous german suplex! Harry connects with the glass neck and back first and the grass forms a medium sized crack from the impact. The crowd are on their feet already.
Cole: This is going to end in disaster!
King: I'll have to agree with you there. This is the kind of match that can shorten if not end a man's career.
Cole: Or their lives!
Harry is back onto his feet but Rancor has locked in a headlock on him. Harry elbows Rancor in the ribs but Rancor just locks the headlock in harder. Harry tries another shot to the ribs but it fails, so losing his patience he just lifts up Rancor and nails a back body drop. The crack in the glass getting that much bigger. Rancor holds his head in pain and Harry stumbles to his feet. Harry drags Rancor to his feet and goes to throw him off the top with a shove.
Cole: I don't even know if I can continue to watch this King.
Rancor uses his weight to stop himself however and falls backwards, taking Harry back with a modified drop toe hold. Harry lands right near the edge of the fixture and the flames burst up. A cry is heard and then the smell of singed hair can be smelt throughout the arena. Harry has recoiled from the edge holding the top of his head. Rancor simply smiles.
King: No, Harry's hair is being burnt away!
Cole: I'm sure he'd rather his hair than his face!
Harry get's to his feet mad pissed. Rancor is up too, the two of them clash in the center. Rancor lifts up Harry for a suplex, but Harry wriggles back to the ground lifting up Rancor instead with a nice Hangman's DDT. The move lands and CRASH!!! The glass shatters, both men fall through the glass floor and land hard on the next floor. Rancor's face has become an instant bloody mess and Harry is clutching his back in pain.
Cole: No ordinary man could survive that!
King: What are these two men going to do to end this!?!?
Harry uses the side of the scaffold to help himself to his feet, being carefull not to get caught by the flames. Harry drags Rancor to his feet and grabs his head sending him headfirst into one of the scaffolds support structures. Rancor hits it and falls back, leaving a bloody mess on the fixture. Harry however is stalking Rancor. Rancor is slowly getting to his feet and the crowd are roaring their approaval for this insane match. Rancor gets up, turns around....and delivers a swift low blow kick to Harry!
Cole: Come on!
King: You know the rules Cole, you stated them at the start of the match!
Rancor ducks his head inbetween Harry's legs and lifts Harry off the ground, he then shifts Harry's legs over his left shoulder and hooks the head of Harry with his left arm.
Cole: Tell me he's not going to...
Rancor then drops with the Shameful Existence! The glass that had to endure the initial fall of these men shatters not being able to take it anymore and they plummet to the next level which shatters on impact, the two then continue to fall to the bottom where the tables are set up, one or two being underneath the structure itself. Rancor and Harry both land hard ontop of barbed wire tables!
King: Does that mean Rancor wins!?
Cole: No King, he didn't throw Harry off the top, they fell through the middle...and still even then, it wasn't the top!
Neither man moves in the center of the ring and referees around the outside don't know what to do. They know both men are hurt seriously, but they know if they stop the match Harry will kill them all. The crowd are on their feet, eager to see both men get up and terribly scared for their careers and their lives. A referee slides into the ring and checks on both men before he's grabbed around the neck by Harry and flung away. Harry starts to get to his feet, as does Rancor.
Cole: I cannot believe they're getting back up!
Harry untangles his bloody self from the barbed wire on the table. Blood dripping down his face and arms. Rancor is doing the same almost a mirror image of Harry. Harry turns around and moves some of the tables around him. He lifts a glass table and put's it on top of a table thats burning. Rancor is doing the same next to Harry. The both then put a barbed wire table on the top and set them next to each other. Both men looking at each other with anger clearly visible through their crimson masks.
Cole: Whats going on? Why aren't they fighting?
King: I think they realise that they both have to get to the top before anybody can win.
Harry and Rancor go to opposite sides of the Hardcore Heaven structure and step inside to avoid the flames as they begin to climb up. Obviously both men have to hold onto the scaffold itself as they climb. Harry reaches up and grabs the scaffold, just as a burst of flames goes up. He cries out as he burns his hand, but it's nothing new as each time they climb up both Harry and Rancor are burning their hands. It doesn't matter to them, they know it has to be done. They know they have to suffer for victory.
Cole: ....I have found a new level of respect for Hardcore Harry and Rancor.
King: Damn straight Cole.
Cole: But that's why we have both Xtreme and Hardcore in our federations name
*Copyright Reckless Jack, 25/03/2007*
After what feels like almost an eternity both Harry and Rancor are at the top. They stand on opposite sides of where the glass used to be. The flames surrounding them just makes everything look even more surreal. The crowd have begun a deathening "XHF" chant. Harry wipes the blood off his face and Rancor ducks his ready both preparing for the final showdown.
Cole: Mommy...
King: ...I really have nothing to say to that.
The two charge, or what could be considered as a charge as they try to keep their balance. Another fist fight enuses but this is more furious each man knowing that if they lose they'll be falling to a very painful loss. Rancor gains the advantage and double axe handles Harry in the back. Harry drops to a knee, his hands resting on the steel, he flinches from the pain of his burnt hands. Rancor looks down at his own burnt hands tyring to block out the pain.
King: Night of Champions is the place were legends are made, not where they die!
Cole: Actually....remember last year?
King: Point taken...
Rancor grabs Harry by his short hair and raises a fist but Harry sends a thunderous low blow right to Rancor. Harry ducks under and lifts Rancor up with a monkey toss sending the Behemoth of Destruction dangerously close to the edge. The flames catch Rancor's leg and he pulls it away in pain. He begins to get to his feet and Harry turns around. He looks at the crowd and a grin comes across his face.
Cole: I've seen that grin on too many people!
King: This is bad...
Harry sends a thunderous blow to Rancor, who recoils, and another, followed by another untill Rancor is desperatly trying to keep his balance from falling off the scaffold. The flames are licking around Rancor's ankles but there's nowhere he can go and suddenly....
- This......is........The crowd join in.
- XHF!!!!Harry then kicks Rancor right in the chest sending Rancor flying off the scaffold and plummeting down right into the two barbed wire tables, landing hard and shattering the glass tables before landing ontop of the final two, flaming tables and hitting the mat with such impact he falls through that too. Rancor lays there's on fire in what must be unconsciousness as several referee's and emt's rush into the ring to help him.
Cole: Oh...my...FUCKING GOD!
King: SWEET MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!
Harry stands up top at the highest point in the ring. Blood dripping off him, his hands a mess from blood and burns. He raises an arm into the air as the crowd chant out "XHF" and "Hardcore Harry"
Cole: I've never seen anything like this in my life.
King: I don't know what to say. I'm totally blown away....and we're not even done here tonight ladies and gentlemen!
Winner: Hardcore Harry!
The lights all turn into a green color on the entrance way and stage. The music over the PA would be the song Daylight Dies" by Killswitch Engage. Then walking out is Jason Anderson.
We cannot be so blind
Hear their cries
The wait 'til daylight dies
The cost of one life
The price of ones soul
Is too much to lose
He has a towel over his head. He walks out with a evil grin on his face. The fans start booing at him and some cheering for the man they love to hate Jason Anderson. As he walks down the ramp he says some ignorant things at the fans sitting beside the ramp and some give him the finger and call him other insults. He then walks up the steps and he enters the ring between the middle and top rope. He would climb the turnbuckle and give another grin and the fans would boo him again.
The lights begin to flash as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC hits the speakers. Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon emerge from the entryway. Ron looks out to everyone at attendance as Curtis pounds his chest with his fists and then raises his arms in the air. Mr. Slave comes out behind them, starts slapping the hands of several fans, including some black folks. Ron Gibson sees this and slaps Mr. Slave across the face, then grabs him by the head and yells at him. He lets go and continues walking down the ramp. Displaying a look of disgust, as he sees people of all races booing his ass. He ignores them because of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly. Starring into thr crowd. Curtis walks alongside him, screaming about how he's going to rip his opponents tonight in half. Mr. Slave just follows them along. Ron and Curtis enter the ring. Curtis climbs one corner and pounds his chest again, showing off to the audience. Ron gets up on the opposite corner and yells obscenties at certain fans. They then meet in their corner and talk strategy until the match begins.
Cole: What the hell, where's Kaos at?
King: Have no idea.
XHF Tag Team Championship Match
"The Career Killer" Jason Anderson and Kole Kaos vs. Dirty Deal (c)
Both members of Dirty Deal slide in the ring as Anderson goes to work on both of them, Kaos nowhere to be in sight as Anderson gets manhandled by both Curtis and Ron in the corner as they both start kicking Jason in the gut working on him easily as Ron goes running towards Jason with full speed for a splash, but Jason grabs him mid-stride yelling out something as he drives down Ron with the STJoe. But Curtis spears Jason right into the corner. Ron slides out of the ring as Curtis grabs Jason and whips him into the ropes. As Jason comes back though, he kicks Curtis in the gut, followed by a reverse atomic drop and a front kick to the face as Curtis goes down. Jason screams and bounces off the ropes with a senton. Jason goes for the early pin. ONE....TWO...KICKOUT! Jason pounds the mat in frustation as Ron slides back up and gets on the apron as Jason runs towards Ron, but Curtis ends up catching him as they try for more double-teaming as the ref pulls them apart, but wait...from the entrance ramp. It's Kole Kaos. Now he makes it to the ring as he walks slowly to the ring.
Cole: Can he get to the ring any faster? His partner is in trouble.
King: He's taking his time, Cole.
Kaos finally makes it to the ring as he tries to break up the situation as well by attacking Ron and Curtis as well, but the ref actually orders both Kaos and Ron to get back to their respective corners as Kaos puts both of his hands up and does what he is told as the same with Ron as Jason goes and whips Curtis to his corner as he goes for Facing What Consumes You, but Kaos gets the blind tag as Anderson wonders what the hell is going on, as he mutters something going to his corner as Kaos comes in and gets on the top rope. Kaos is going for a superplex, but Curtis clubs him off and Kaos lands on the mat. Curtis flies off with a huge elbow drop. Instead of going for the cover though, Curtis tags in Ron to the match. Ron rushes in and goes to town on Kaos, punches and clubs galore as he's in an angry mood at Kaos, that or it's just the typical Ron coming out. Ron picks up Kaos and whips him to the ropes which Kaos bounces back as Ron comes forth with a huge lariat. He goes for a cover. ONE...TWO...Anderson comes in and helps Kaos out by kicking Ron to break up the cover. Jason goes back to his corner as Ron goes to Anderson, but the ref stops him, as Anderson gives Ron the middle finger as everybody laughs.
Cole: Anderson is playing mind games now.
King: How is the middle finger a mind game?
Cole: I don't know, I thought it was funny.
Kaos gets this as a way to get Ron back as he comes at it and leaps on him with a nice hurricanrana as Kaos comes off the ropes and dropkicks the face of a sitting Ron as he covers. ONE...KICKOUT! Damn that was a easy kickout as Ron shoves off Kaos and goes to tag in Curtis, which he does. Curtis also rushes in like a bat out of hell, but Kaos moves out of the way this time, although Anderson gets the worst of it as Curtis just about GORES Anderson off the apron and on to the mats below. Kaos comes forward with a school boy. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! This gets Curtis in a little tizzy fit as Curtis yells out "I can't get pinned from a fuckin' school boy" OK, we didn't need to hear that, but Curtis bounces off the ropes and goes for a lariat, but Kaos jumps up...then again, he doesn't see Ron who nails him with the Unemployment Line. Curtis ends up covering Kaos. ONE...TWO...THRE--ANDERSON BREAKS IT IN TIME!
Cole: Damn, Anderson comes out of nowhere.
King: Pft. Still a good match though.
Kaos gets up slowly, but Curtis ends up picking him up as Anderson gets back on the apron. Curtis bounces Kaos off the ropes as Curtis goes to the end looking for a...POUNCE?! Kaos stops though and has Curtis bounce off the other side. Kaos thinks it through though as he nails a deadly dropkick to the side of the head of Curtis as he goes flying. Both men are now down as the crowd gets on his feet, as both men try to tag their partners in as the crowd stomps in motion, in stereo actually as 70,000 people are going nuts right now. Curtis tags in Ron as Ron runs over to Kaos who picks him up, but Kaos rolls out of it and tags in Anderson. The Olympic Stadium is now going insane as Anderson goes in and clotheslines Ron. Curtis comes back in and gets a clothesline from Anderson. Ron back up, he gets another. Curtis back up, Anderson kicks him out of the ring. Ron once again back up as Anderson comes forward with a football kick sending Ron down. Anderson looks to the crowd calm and collected, then yells down to Ron a'la John Cena "ROLLING THUNDER!". Anderson bounces off the ropes and connects with it. Cover. ONE....TWO...THRE-KICKOUT BY RON!
Cole: What a match here.
King: Electricity.
Kaos gets back on the apron, Curtis gets back on the apron. Anderson is now up as Ron is still down. Anderson looks at Kaos and then at the crowd and cut-throats slowly. Anderson picks up Ron and bounces him off the ropes as he tries to pick him up and spin him around for As Daylight Dies, but Ron spins out of it and bounces off the ropes for the Unemployment Line...Anderson ducks, Ron bounces off the other side. AS DAYLIGHT DIES! But instead of pinning him, to seriously put him out, Anderson goes over and yells to Kaos for the Kaos Krash as he offers the tag. Kaos goes for it, and ducks out of it. What the hell is Kaos doing? Kaos decides to step out of the ring and walks over to the ramp. All of this while a downed Ron is tagging in Curtis. Ron gets up slowly as Curtis bounces off the ropes. As soon as Anderson turns....BAM! FILTHY COMPROMISE! Anderson is down. Cover. ONE....TWO.....THREE! The bell rings and the match is over.
Winners and STILL XHF Tag Team Champions: Dirty Deal
Cole: Dirty Deal pulls it off again.
King: It wasn't their fault.
Kaos gets back in the ring as the ref is giving Curtis and Ron their tag team gold again as Kaos helps up Anderson, who holds his head in pain. Seeing this, he pushes Kaos off of him and the two start arguing about the match, who did what, how Anderson pulled it out of their ass, such and such. Anderson ends up pushing Kaos again screaming at him, all until Kaos gets the nerve to slap Anderson hard. Anderson turns as the fans just "Oooh" in anticipation. Anderson takes a step back.....AND DROPKICKS HIM RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! The fans start going nuts over this. Anderson, pissed off as all yells to Kaos "I'M MY OWN ONE MAN ARMY!" and lifts him up on the top of the turnbuckle grabbing Kaos and running right to the middle of the ring as he spins around and around and drives him down with the Muscle Buster. Anderson stands up and looks at Kaos as "As Daylight Dies" plays over the PA system. Anderson drops out and out of the ring, to the cheering of everyone in delight.
Cole: That my friend is why we call this...NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS!
King: I think Kaos looks like Night of the Living Dead to me.
The Xtremetron shows a loop of assorted clips with DT walking the ramp, taunting in the ring, speaking on the mike from his promos, and the text Death Trap! The Master of Puppets in red bubble letters crashing into the screen causing the background behind it to go black. The slow opening verse of "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace plays through the speakers. Red strobes begin darting around the arena as the lights turn a deep blue illuminating the arena. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp as the verses lyrics begin in his Death Trap "One of a Kind" shirt, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on black leather pants with dual red stripes vertical down the outside of each leg and a yellow barbed wire cross on the front of each leg, and black wrestling boots.
I can't escape this hell. So many times Ive tried!
But Im still caged inside. Somebody get me through this nightmare...
I can't control myself!
He steps forward out of the entryway and looks around before slowly raising his arms out (a la Orton). Behind him pyros spray down in front of the entryway to the back. He cracks his neck and walks onto the ramp. He walks to the crowd and stretches on the barricade. Fans cheer at him and try to pat him on the back as he smirks at them. He backs away to the ramp still smiling and turns back toward the ring.
So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
Death Trap slowly walks down the ramp with his arms out to his sides pointing to himself drawing cheers from the crowd as he spins from side to side. He throws his hands up in a cross at the base of the ramp and breathes in deep the arenas atmosphere. The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" as a fireball comes forward and hits and scatters the letters and the screen burns from the center out into a series of clips including the endings to all of DTs past title victories and him holding up the title. Each time it zooms in on the title and then burns outward to the next match clip. As it zooms in on the XHF Title in the final clip, it lights up saying The Man, The Myth, The Living Legend... He walks to one side of the ring and leaps to the apron. He gets to the center of the side of the ring and spins locking his arms on the top rope while facing away from the ring and starts yelling to the crowd. He steps into the ring and turns shaking the ropes before bouncing to the side and walking to the center of the ring as the lights brighten. He leaps to the top rope and throws his head back and his arms straight out as the crowd erupts in cheers. He puts his arms in a cross and then pumps his right fist in the air. He leaps down and paces for a second before spinning facing the entryway and throwing his arms out to his sides again and his head back. He takes off the shirt, necklace, hat, and shades and tosses them to the floor outside. He runs his hand through his black hair which is gelled forward and spiked in the front. He walks to the back of the ring near the timekeepers table and leans on the ropes waiting for the match to begin.
King: Deathtrap is going to get his mouth wired shut after this match!
Cole: I dont think so King, I think Spike is finally going to get put in his place.
The arena darkens out as the opening riffs to Trivium's "Detonation". hit the sound system as strobe lights go crazy. The drums stop as the guitar continues, but then as the drums come back in pyros go off, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!! Spike Kane steps out onto the entrance.
Thats the sound of humanity melting away
Say goodbye it's the end of days
Fire rains down on the American dream
Watch all you love seethe and scream
Each will dig their own graves
And bury themselves in life's failures!
Spike heads down the ramp way nodding his head along and cheering with the crowd.
It's our bombs we've masterminded lighting the skies
Hideous misfires many die
Those who survive soon will suffocate
By the poisons we create!
Spike slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, his arms outstretched with his fists balled.
Each will dig their own graves
And bury themselves in life's failures!
Spike now stands in the middle of the ring, his arms outstretched as the music changes and the lights go crazy.
DET-O-NA-TION!
DET-O-NATE...
DET-O-NA-TION!
DET-O-NATE!!
The music fades as the lights return to normal and Spike stand's in the corner preparing for his match.
King: GOD OF XTREME!!!
Cole: Why do I still work with you...
Dragon's Den Match
Death Trap vs. "The Spiked One" Spike Kane
The Ref's close the cell behind Spike as the two men are now locked into The Dragon's Den. A hell in the cell type cage but with barbwire laced into the cage it's self and all types of weapons hanging on the cage and scattered around the ring. The ring however is clean as by request of Deathtrap.
King: Spike is going to kill Deathtrap here tonight mark my words Cole.
Cole: Well the match is going to start off Deathtraps style, no weapons in the ring King no advantage to Spike.
King: GOD OF XTREME!
Spike quickly goes to get out of the ring but Deathtrap quickly pounces on him. Spike is stuck between the ropes as Deathtrap lays down clubbing blows to Spikes back, Spike works his way out from between the ropes and back into the ring. He lays one right then two rights into Deathtraps gut then throws his hands upwards to knock Deathtraps hands and arms up, Spike kicks Deathtrap in the gut and goes for a DDT but Deathtrap blocks it and pushes Spike to the ropes then pushes Spike off his head sending Spike bouncing off the far ropes. Deathtrap ducks under a clothesline and hooks Spike into a reverse headlock, ala a sleeper hold.
King: Looks like you might be right Cole so far the advantage to Deathtrap.
Cole: Signature Deathtrap too King, wearing down his opponent with simple yet effective moves.
Still early in the match the sleeper hold phases Spike very little. He turns his body and pushes Deathtrap off his head sending Deathtrap off the bottom ropes Deathtrap comes flying back with a flying forearm and hits Spike square in the head with it. Deathtrap quickly floats over and grab's Spike's head and turns him over hooking Spike into a one armed camel clutch. Spike getting tired of being stretched claws at Deathtraps eyes and Deathtrap finally lets go of the hold while rubbing his eyes. Both men are back to their feet now. Deathtrap throws a haymaker right at Spike's head but Spike ducks under it hooking Deathtrap by the waist and using Deathtraps own momentum picks him up and plants him with a Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Spike then hooks one of Deathtraps legs and applies a single leg Boston crab.
King: Spike showing Deathtrap he can wrestle also!
Cole: Impressive, Spike is a former heavyweight champion though King, he better know how to wrestle.
Spike holds the move for a about a minute before deciding to inflict more pain, he releases the hold but holds on to Deathtraps foot, he raises Deathtraps leg high in the air before tossing it downwards driving Deathtraps knee into the mat. Spike then stomps away at Deathtraps leg, then midsection as Deathtrap rolls, and then lays some boots to Deathtraps head. Spike then starts yelling at Deathtrap to get up. Deathtrap gets to his feet only to be quickly snapmared back down to the mat in a sitting position; Spike then runs for and bounces off the ropes flying into Deathtrap with a dropkick to the face. Spike goes for the cover 1..kick out.
Cole: It's going to take more then a drop kick.
King: Oh the God of Xtreme has many more tricks up his sleeve.
Spike gets back to his feet and picks Deathtrap up by the head, he hooks Deathtrap head under his arm then goes to lift Deathtrap up in a vertical suplex, Deathtrap how ever blocks with his leg, once, then blocks a second time, then reverse the move and picks Spike up vertically. He holds him there for a few seconds before driving Spike down to the math with a power slam. Both men lay on the mat motionless for a second before Deathtrap twitches then rolls over to cover Spike. 1..kick out. Deathtrap seaming to find some energy gets to his knees and slaps the mat. Spike is also working him self up he quickly rolls out of the ring down to the floor. Deathtrap follows him to the outside. Spike is slow to get up and as he gets to his feet Deathtrap grabs him in a bear hug and drives Spike's back into the ring.
King: Looks like Deathtrap wants no part of the weapons Cole.
Cole: He doesnt need them King.
Deathtrap lets the bear hug go and grabs Spike by the back of the head and slams his face down into the ring mat, he then rolls Spike back into the ring. Spike quickly gets to his feet as Deathtrap rolls back into the ring him self. Deathtrap lunges at Spike quickly nearly taking his head off with a wicked clothesline. He then sits Spike up and drives his knee into Spikes back 3 times before locking in a reverse chin lock his knee driven hard into Spikes lower back, Deathtrap pulls back on the move wearing down Spike's back. The ref asks Spike if he wants to continue, Spike just waves the ref off.
King: The God of Xtreme wont submit that easy!
Cole: Deathtrap is just wearing him down King that's all.
Spike fights his way back up to his feet before driving his elbow into Deathtrap's gut. Deathtrap lets go of the hold. Spike hits Deathtrap with a knife hand chop, then another one, and then another one driving Deathtrap into the corner, Spike grabs Deathtrap's arm and irish whips him to the far corner. Spike charges in and spears Deathtrap right in the gut as Deathtrap's back hits the turnbuckles. Deathtrap wobbles forward a bit but Spike grabs him by the head turns him around and drives Deathtrap's head into the top turnbuckle. 1.2.3.4 the crowd chants along. 5.6.7.8. They get louder.9. TEN! Spike slam's Deathtrap's head hard on the tenth one then Deathtrap takes a step back and drops to the mat on his back. Spike looks at Deathtrap, and then up to the turnbuckle, get climbs his way up to the top turn buckle and taunts the crowd yelling at them, he then turns to Deathtrap whose still laying on the mat. Spike jumps off the top turnbuckle with a frog splash but just as he's about to crush Deathtrap with it Deathtrap rolls out of the way.
King: Spike's knocking.
Cole: But nobody's home!
Spike holds his gut and rolls out of the ring once more as Deathtrap lays face down re-gathering him self. Deathtrap gets to his feet and looks to see where Spike went off to, he exits towards the south end of the ring then walks around to the east side of the ring where he finds Spike laying on the ground. Deathtrap looks out to the crowd and smirks and moves in for the kill. Spike quickly jams something into Deathtrap's gut as he approaches then gets to his feet and raises the same object over his head, we see its a golf club. A wood of some sort. Spike brings the golf club down and cracks it over Deathtrap's shoulder and back causing the club to snap in half.
Cole: Now its going to get ugly.
King: No Cole, now it gets XTREME!
Spike lightly kicks Deathtrap's head as Deathtrap is on both his knees holding his shoulder, one light kick to the head, then a second. Spike is yelling at Deathtrap to get up and fight. Spike helps Deathtrap up to his feet then grabs his arm he bends his knees and then attempts to irish whip Deathtrap to the north part of the cage, Deathtrap quickly reverses the irish whip and sends Spike flying towards the cage wall. Spike stops him self just short of the cage, inches even. Deathtrap comes charging in but Spike ducks and rolls behind Deathtrap. Deathtrap breaks just in time to not hit the barbwire laced cage wall but breathing the sigh of relief gives Spike just nuff time to hook Deathtrap's waist and lift him up and over with a german suplex to floor. Deathtrap holds the back of his head as Spike gets back to his feet, he pull's a metal chair off of the cage wall and slams it to the ground. He yell's once more at Deathtrap to get up.
Cole: Dont do it DT!
King: Do it Spike! Take his head off!
Deathtrap gets to his feet as just as he does Spike swings the chair at Deathtrap's head, Deathtrap ducks quickly out of the way and the only thing Spike hit's is the ring post causing him to drop the chair. Deathtrap goes into a series of kick's to Spike's legs kicking his right thigh then his left thigh Deathtrap then follows up the kicks with a grab, Spike however pushes forward with his legs and drives Deathtrap back first into the east side of the cage Deathtrap quickly releases Spike as the barbwire that is laced into the cage cuts at his flesh on his back. Spike quickly kicks Deathtrap in the gut and plants him to the floor with a DDT. Spike sits up looking a little bit winded but, he's smiling. Spike gets to his feet and starts taking assorted weapons off the cage, tossing them into the ring. A chair from the east wall. He then pulls a barbwire baseball bat off from the south wall and toss's that into the ring, he then goes to the west wall and pulls off, what looks to be a pizza cutter, he then goes to the north wall and pulls off his trusted friend. A barbwire wrapped, sledge hammer. Deathtrap while Spike is doing all this gets back to his feet and make's his way back into the ring, avoiding the flying weapons being tossed into the ring.
Cole: So much for Deathtrap wanting to keep this a wrestling match.
King: Not with the God of Xtreme in there he wont!
Spike makes his way back into the ring sliding the sledge hammer first into the ring, Deathtrap goes to grab it away from Spike, and we see Deathtrap's back is prickled with blood from hitting the cell back first. Deathtrap yanks the sledge hammer out of Spike's hand who is still trying to get into the ring, and toss's it to the side, it almost slides out but rests right on the corner of the ring. Deathtrap gets Spike to his feet and lay's in two huge european uppercuts then slings Spike into the south ropes, Spike stops him self on the ropes as Deathtrap ducks to go for a back body toss, Spike kicks him in the head then hits Deathtrap with two european uppercuts of his own, he then kicks Deathtrap in the gut doubling him over puts Deathtrap's arm between his own legs and picks him up for a pump handle slam drilling Deathtrap into the center of the ring. Spike grabs a chair and starts wailing chair shot after chair shot down onto Deathtrap's back, he then sets the mangled chair up in the center of the ring and pick's Deathtrap up, whips him into the north ropes and then drop toe holds Deathtrap down into the chair chin first, Deathtrap bounces up and holds his jaw as he lay's on the mat. Spike goes for a cover..1..2..kick out.
Cole: Not as easy as Spike thought it would be is it King?
King: I'm telling you Cole Spike is just wearing him out he knows what he is doing.
Spike sits up and looks around; he sees his barbwire wrapped sledge hammer and gets to his feet moving towards it. Deathtrap also gets to his feet using the ropes a bit. Spike grabs his hammer and grins out towards the crowd and quickly spins aiming the sledge hammer balled fist towards Deathtrap's head. Deathtrap ducks under the move and Spike spins with his own momentum. Deathtrap hooks Spike by the head lifts him into a vertical suplex but then move's Spike to his shoulders hooks his legs and drills him down into the chair with his Cut the Strings!
King: OH MY GOD!
Cole: Spike just got his head drilled right into that chair!
Deathtrap goes for a cover, 1..2..kick out by Spike. Deathtrap sits on his needs almost as if what will it take to beat this man. He picks Spike up by the hair and whips him into the north east corner. Spike hits the turnbuckles with his back and Deathtrap comes charging in, Deathtrap goes to take Spike's head off with a big boot in the corner but Spike dives between the ropes and in one swift motion grab's Deathtrap's foot now hung up on the turn bucks and he drops to the floor holding Deathtrap's foot causing Deathtrap's leg to slingshot off the top rope. Deathtrap hit's the mat hard and Spike quickly pulls him to the outside of the ring. Spike lays in a few right hands before whipping him towards the cell door, Deathtrap hits the cell door with his back, the only part of the cell that is not laced with barbwire, so the refs can safely open and close it. Spike charges at Deathtrap and spears him through the cell door causing it to fly open and the two men go flying out to the out side.
Cole: HOLY CRAP!
King: ....
Spike gets to his feet and picks Deathtrap up by the head; he quickly whips Deathtrap into the barricade back first. Spike sees Deathtrap sitting with his head resting on the barricade and comes charging in with a dropkick to the head causing Deathtrap's head to bounce off the barricade. Spike gets back to his feet and goes to cover Deathtrap. 1..2..kick out. Spike wasting no time now picks Deathtrap up and hooks his head under his arm. Spike looks around at the crowd singling that its over, but before Spike can plant Deathtrap with a DDT Deathtrap counters and lifts Spike upwards and then powers him back towards the cell, slamming Spike into the cell back first, Deathtrap gets his head free and lay's in a few huge right hands then grabs Spike by the back of the head and starts to rake his face against the outside cell wall Spike screams in pain as the barbwire cuts at his flesh on his face.
Cole: Deathtrap is hardcore!
King: He's just taking advantage of the situation! GET THE MATCH BACK IN THE RING REF!
Deathtrap flings Spike backwards letting him flop to the ground holding his face, Deathtrap looks out to the crowd posing a bit as the cheer for him. Spike gets back to his knee's as Deathtrap goes to pick him up, swiftly Spike raises his arm and hit's Deathtrap with a stiff low blow between he legs. Deathtrap's eyes roll to the back of his head and he goes down holding his family jewels. Spike gets up and goes to the announcers table.
Cole: Hey what are you going get away from here!
King: Shut up Cole youre talking to a GOD!
Spike waves Cole off and rips the top of the announcers table and toss's it to the side. He then looks over at Deathtrap to make sure he's still out. Spike looks over to the crowd and we see Price waving at Spike, Spike goes over to his Chaos Theory partner, Price hands him a barbwire two by four with what looks to be a rag around the top of it. Spike grins as Price hands him a lighter also then points to the top of the cell. Spike heaves the barbwire wrapped two by four up to the top of the cell and pockets the lighter, he starts to climb the cell, barbwire laced and all, ignoring the sharp shooting pains in his hands he make's it to the top. He grabs the barbwire two by four and lights the end of it, it goes up in flames burning and bellowing smoke. Spike yells down at Deathtrap who if finally making it back to his feet. Deathtrap looks up at Spike who's standing on the edge of the cell. Deathtrap then notices Price jumping the barricade, he quickly goes on the attack clotheslines Price just as Price lands on his feet, he grabs Price by the hair and drags him over to the announcers table. He looks up at Spike and yells something up at him then picks Price up by the waist, Price looks around like oh shit and gets DRILLED into the announcers table with a spine buster.
Cole: Watch out!
Price lays motionless under the rumble of what was once the announcers table. Deathtrap blows a snoot rocket at Price and then goes to climb the cell him self. Spike is motioning for him to hurry up and waits at the top of the cell. Deathtrap gets to the top and Spike quickly goes on the attack swinging the two by four for Deathtrap's head. Deathtrap ducks under the swing once, twice, then rolls on the cell ceiling under the last swing by Spike, Spike teeters on the edge of the cage almost being sent off by his own momentum. He turns only to be greeted with a kick to the gut. Spike drops the two by four and Deathtrap grabs Spike, and belly to belly suplexs him over head, the cell below them gives a little bit as Spike lands hard on his back.
Cole: Someone's going to die King.
King: Good thing you cant kill a GOD!
The fan's start to chant "Please dont die" over and over. Deathtrap carefully making his way over to Spike who is now getting back to his feet. Spike rolls past Deathtrap and picks up the two by four once more, driving it home into Deathtrap's gut Deathtrap doubles over in pain and then Spike raises the flaming barb wired two by four high above his head and cracks it down over Deathtrap's back who lets out a scream as the barbwire cuts at his flesh and the fire burns his blood. Spike takes a few steps back to get a running start and comes charging at Deathtrap with the two by four, Deathtrap ducks under the attack and in one swift motion hooks Spike and jumps backwards flipping head over foot to hit Spike with The Death Mark! C-4 exploder to the top of the cage! Spike hits the cell ceiling and comes crashing throw down to the mat! Deathtrap tries to hold onto the top of the cell with one hand but comes crashing down also next to Spike. Both lay motionless.
Cole: Oh...my....god....
King: SOMEONE QUICK GET THE PARIMEDICS OUT HERE!
The crowd starts to chant "Holy Shit!" over and over and both men lay motionless, the ref is moving around the ring confused as to what to do. On the Xtreme Tron we see three different replays from three different angles, all not making the move look any more safer then the other angle. The fans now start to chat "That was awesome" clap clap clapclapclap "That was awesome!" clap clap clapclapclap. The ref starts to make a count. 1..he looks around neither man moving. 2! Still no movement from either one, his count gets to 8 before Deathtrap starts to stir, Deathtrap rolls over and lay's a arm across Spike's chest, the ref counts 1..2..KICKOUT! Well, if what looks to be a convulsion is a kick out. Matters not, the ref stops the count. Deathtrap lays on the mat grabbing his own hair as Spike starts to stir and get to his feet. Deathtrap gets to his feet also. Spike out of no where kicks his leg out and hits Deathtrap with a supper kick square on the jaw. Both men hit the ring mat once more, Spike however rolls out of the ring flopping to the floor, he looks under the ring and pulls out two tables, one is stacked on the other one he pulls the top table off and toss's it to the side and we see that the bottom table has barbwire layered on the top of it.
Cole: This is getting out of hand!
King: This is getting Xtreme!
Spike slides the table into the ring and rolls back in him self, he lays a few boots to the stirring Deathtrap who's attempting to find the energy to get up. Spike then goes back to the table and sets it up in the corner. He goes back over to Deathtrap and helps him up by the head. Spike goes to whip Deathtrap into the table but Deathtrap reverse's the move and whips Spike into the other corner Spike however before hitting the turnbuckles climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and leaps off of it flipping over Deathtrap and hooking him with a reverse DDT.
King: Freya's Wings!
Cole: This doesnt bold well for Deathtrap.
Spike goes for the cover, 1..2..kick out. Spike now getting visibly frustrated slams his hands on the mat. He gets back to his feet and resets up the table now so its set up on all four legs parallel to the corner. He goes back to Deathtrap and grabs him by the back of the head; he rakes Deathtrap's forehead along the ring ropes making his way towards the corner.
Cole: Oh man this doesnt look good what's Spike thinking?
King: I dont know Cole but I do know its going to be XTREME!
Spike bashes Deathtrap's head into the turnbuckle a few times before he goes between the ropes to the outside and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Spike grabs Deathtrap by the head and starts to pull him up to the 2nd turnbuckle Deathtrap how ever is starting to fight back throwing rights into Spikes ribs, Spike returns the favor with some clubbing blows to Deathtrap's back and shoulders, Spike hooks Deathtrap by the head and looks like he's going to attempt to reverse suplex Deathtrap down into the table. Spike goes to lift Deathtrap but Deathtrap blocks, once, twice, Deathtrap hits Spike in the gut a few times and then breaks free of the headlock, he throws a very stiff right hook to Spikes jaw and turns him self on the turnbuckle to now face the table, and Deathtrap hooks Spike and lifts him to his shoulders. Deathtrap leaps and drills Spike throw the table with the Final Judgment! Spike looks to be out cold as he comes rolling out of the barbwire layered table. Deathtrap runs his thumb over his neck and stands over Spike, locking in the Seattle Stretch!
Cole: Will Spike tap? Is Spike even still alive!?
King: I dont know Cole; he looks to be out cold to me.
Deathtrap has the Seattle Stretch locked in deep and hard the ref asks Spike if he gives, Spike makes no motion. The ref checks his hand once...twice...three times...The ref calls for the bell as Deathtrap releases the hold and stands over Spike both of whom are bloody and battered.
Winner via Knockout: Death Trap
*The lights in the arena go down to black. Suddenly two giant pyros shoot off from either side of the stage as the crowd is slammed into the chorus of Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on with shots of Mongo's career within the phoenix. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out accompanied by his bodyguard Mr. T under the large X above them. Mongo is wearing the Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist. Mr. T goes up to the fans and lets them know just how much he pities them as he and Mongo make their way to the ring.*
Cole: Heres the owner
King: And he will STILL be after tonight!
Cole: Stop sucking up...
*Seven characters appear on the Xtremetron cycling through numbers. They slowly stop on 6655321 as these words are said over the P.A.:
Youre sentenced to 6 months without parole.
Welcome prisoner number 6655321.
I will get my revenge, I stand alone.
Two red pyros go off on stage forming an X. "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits the PA. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed in an X formation in front of his face. He slowly spreads his arms apart. He then walks down to the ring and climbs in. He tightens his gloves and awaits the match to start.*
Cole: And...
King: RAPIST! DRUGGIE! MALCONTENT! NER DO WELL!
Triple-Tier Cage Match
(Up at the third tier is a briefcase, whoever grabs it takes control of 50% of the XHF)
Mr. X vs. Mongo The Destroyer
The triple cage is lowered into position as the two big men circle each other. The ref calls for the bell as Mongo and X walk to the center of the ring. The two men mouth off at each other. Mongo just stands tall as Mr. X steps back and winds up a punch. Mongo laughs. X smiles as Mongo beckons like the punch wont affect him. X shrugs and clobbers Mongo who stumbles back hurt. Mongo smacks himself in the head remembering that the punches only dont hurt when the guy is considerably smaller than you. Mr. X however dives on him with a punch to the back of the head. Mongo reaches up and hits a big headbutt to the skull. X stumbles back but doesnt go down either. Both men forego the whole wrestling basics and attack each other sending punch after punch. Neither man bothers to block, but both continue to strike the other in the head. Finally they back off a bit winded and Mongos face is red and sore and Xs right cheek has a small cut on it. Mongo smiles. X smirks. Both of them just want to destroy each other. Mongo again moves in and X ducks a punch and hits a huge lariat which due to X being almost as big as Mongo actually lifts Mongo off his feet and to a sitting position. Mongo tries to roll to his feet but X wants the company and locks in the X-Tinction!
Cole: OH NO! KATAHAJIME!
King: I think youre turning Japanese.
Funaki: STAY OUT OF MY NATIONALITY!
Mongo looks shocked at the timing of this move and as such cant reverse it. X locks it in and begins to strangle the life out of Mongo. Mongo begins to roll and rive in agony but cant break the hold. Finally he is able to grab the ropes and pull up. X is too large to hold himself in the hold once taken off the ground and he releases falling to the mat. Mongo leans on the ropes catching his breath as X rolls to his feet and looks to the crowd and smirks. He charges and kicks Mongo swiftly in the ass sending him dumping over the top rope to the apron. Mongo stands up in anger right into a huge throat thrust which on a normal man wouldve sent them flying out to the cell but on Mongo just has him fall off and land on his back about three inches from the apron. X wastes no time rolling out of the ring and walking to the padlocked door to the cell (since it is not allowed to get out except by the top.) He grabs Mongo and stands him up. He tries to slam Mongos head into the cell wall but Mongo stops him inches from the cell. X seemed to want this as he now uses the padlock to swing up and crack Mongo right in the jaw. Mongo falls to the mat holding his jaw trying to straighten it and even spitting out a tooth. Mongo scowls showing a little toothless aggression and sits up. X is nowhere to be found though. Mongo stands up and wheels around looking.
King: IN THE RING!
Cole: Shut up you hurt my ears.
Mongo looks in the ring and sees X setting up a ladder. But X just waves to Mongo and climbs up the first two rungs. Mongo sprints over to the steps and climbs to the apron and into the ring as X hits the middle rung. X however leaps backwards as Mongo enters and looks up. Flying clothesline from the ladder. Mongo looks out of it for a moment before again adjusting his busted jaw. X seems to have taken a bit of pain as well being unfamiliar with the height of the attack. X gets to his feet and tosses the ladder into the corner mouthing Not Yet. Mongo slowly stands as X grabs him. He tries an Irish Whip but Mongo grabs the ropes. As soon as X relents Mongo runs as if whipped to catch X and whip him. Mongo puts so much power on it that he falls flat on his face as X barrels out of control smack into the propped up ladder which he now leans on holding his chest. Mongo stands up and barrels in and sandwiches X between the ladder and Mongos huge torso. X falls as does the ladder on top of him. Now Mongo shouts out Time for Xtreme and steps to the second rope. He leaps off with a diving leg drop on the ladder across Xs chest. Mongo howls and rolls off favoring his right hamstring as X coughs up blood and just lays motionless under the ladder.
King: I am in both shock and awe.
Cole: I think I actually may wet myself from this sheer greatness.
Funaki: Indeed!
Wombat: Can I get a paycheck please?
Mongo rolls to his feet and grabs the ladder. He sets it up and begins to climb slowly one rung at a time holding his right hamstring. Man if he actually sells that itll be awesome. Mongo reaches the top and shoves open the panel to the second cage. Here we see the flaw in the match. Neither X or Mongo is able to leap up like a cruiserweight into the cage and now have to hang from the cage and pull up using only their arms. Mongo perches on the ladder with his bad leg on top to alleviate the pain. Mr. X slowly gets to his feet and coughing blood to the mat again grabs the ladder. He slowly scales it. As he reaches the top he grabs Mongo and pulls. Mongo who was almost in the cage falls back to his perch and X sends a stiff shot to the gut. He follows with another. Finally a third causes Mongo to release the cage and drop down. X now hooks Mongo and lifts him for a suplex. But instead of sacrificing himself he falls forward into the ladder sending Mongo chest first to the mat with a drop suplex. X is totally exhausted. He now tries to get into the second cage. After about ten seconds he falls down and needs to catch his breath. Mongo is still holding his chest.
Cole: We arent even in cage two.
King: Yeah well unlike small guys if these two fall from that second cage its over for them so they want to be damn sure they make it.
Finally as the crowd cheers in approval Mr. X reaches up and grabs the cage floor. He begins to pull up. He gets the entirety of his arms up and his chin now rests on the cage when suddenly the ladder under him vanishes. The camera pans down to see a winded Mongo holding the ladder and favoring that right leg. Mongo smirks and holds the ladder like a bat. He jokingly spits in his hands and claps then lifts it up. He swings and hits Mr. X who is forced off the cage and actually misses the ring, crashes into the cell wall near the ground and slams hard chest first into the ground outside. Mongo taunts him by hobbling around the ring shouting home run as if the turnbuckles were bases in Kirk Gibson fashion. Mr. X is now coughing blood again. His back is bleeding from the contact with the cell in the shape of ...well a cell wall. And his face still has the cut from earlier. Mongo sets up the ladder and takes his time climbing to keep his leg healthy. He then grabs the cage and pulls. He struggles and wriggles his way up. His chest now rests on the floor. He rolls over into the cage and a weapon ends up under him. He pulls it out and stuffs it into his singlet.
Cole: I think X is dead.
King: I think Mongo is stuffing his package.
Cole: I... *he looks at King* what the hell are you talking about?
(from the second cage): IM DOCKING YOUR PAY!King: FUCK!
Mongo wastes no time scanning his surroundings to get a feel for them and then grabbing the rope ladder. This one presents another problem as it begins to spin back and forth. After a few seconds Mongo seems to be positively green and falls off. He sits up holding his stomach and stabilizing himself. He begins to look around the cell for a way to stabilize the rope ladder. He scans the weapons looking for something. He is shocked when in his search he sees hands hanging from the cage floor. He looks down and Mr. X is struggling up into the cell. Mongo begins to stomp on Xs hands but X wont let go. Finally X leaps from the ladder and is able to get just enough height to get his arms and chest into the cell. He rolls up into it but is met with a stiff boot to the chest. X however grabs a weapon and swings it up hitting Mongo in that right hamstring with a ... medieval mace?
Cole: Is that legal?
King: Is that ... damn you stole mine.
Mongo looks shocked and grabs the mace and tosses it to the first cage... then he feels the hit and goes down like a load of bricks holding a now bleeding hamstring. X laughs and rolls to his feet with his mouth dyed a crimson red from all the blood. He looks positively demonic. X grabs a steel chair. He hoists it high and slams the edge right into Mongos gut. Mongo rolls over but now X targets the right leg and slams it repeatedly on the hamstring. Mongo howls in pain. X finally brings the chair down normal style on Mongos back as a loud THWACK echoes across the arena. X helps Mongo to his feet but he stumbles to the cage wall in pain. X barrels in and tosses the chair to Mongo and clotheslines it into his chest. Mongo shouts as X grabs the chair. However in a last ditch effort Mongo hits a huge right hand to the chair punching it square into Xs nose. Both men collapse to the cell floor. The ref looks up at the carnage avoiding drops of blood down in the ring. Mongo slowly crawls to the ladder. He uses two Singapore canes and ties them pointing up from the floor with a spool of wire which he had put in his tights earlier. He then ties them to the ladder as they reach up enough to stabilize it. He then pulls more wire out and ties Xs hands together and his feet together.
Cole: He almost hogtied Mr. X.
King: Thats smart thinking right there.
X begins to come to and rolls to stand but falls flat on his face shouting obscenities as he cant stand with his hands and feet tied to each other. Mongo begins to slowly climb the ladder on arm strength and one good leg. X struggles but cant do anything. Finally he begins to roll. Mongo is almost to cage three when X slams into one of the canes and it shatters. The ladder immediately reverts to its shaky ways and Mongo struggles not to fall with only one leg. X now rolls over to a barbed wire wrapped 2x4 and begins using it to cut the ties on his hands. Mongo reaches the final cage and begins to pull himself in but cant stand on his bad leg yet. X finally cuts the ties and races up the ladder holding the 2x4 into cage three. Mongo gets to his feet as X charges. The barbed wire sinks deep into Mongos flesh on the small of his back. X leaves it there as he grabs Mongo and hits a reverse DDT dropping him on the barbed wire. Mongo shouts as the wire sinks deeper. He rolls and pulls the 2x4 out and hurls it over the cell. Mr. X begins to climb and reaches the top! Mongo however has other plans. Using pure arm strength he follows X and grabs his leg to keep him from scaling the 2-step ladder needed to reach the briefcase.
Cole: Theyre right at the prize!
King: You have to respect that climb by Mongo.
X kicks him off but Mongo now sits up and hits a low blow!
King: Someone is going to be glad it wasnt his character getting that for once.
Cole: Huh?
King: I said I want puppies!
X immediately contorts his body and collapses holding the family jewels. This gives Mongo time to nurse his leg which seems to be getting better to where he may be able to walk on it soon. Mongo slowly pushes to his knees and tries to stand. By the time he does X is up but X walks right into a big boot. Mongo grabs the kicking leg but stays on his left leg. Mongo grabs X and tries to dump him over the cage edge but X hits Mongo in the stomach. The two again begin to simply punch back and forth like crazy people busting each others noses open. Mr. X lifts a knee to Mongo then kicks the hamstring collapsing the leg. He hooks Mongo saying its over. DDX! DDX! DDX! But wait! He tried to dump Mongo over the edge but Mongo used the free hand to catch the cage and is hanging on the edge having taken minimal impact. He reaches up and grabs Xs leg. He releases the wall and drops to the second cage again with minimal impact from being so tall but he does fall holding the leg. X however cant brace himself as the fall wasnt expected and crashes on his right shoulder hard on the cage. Both men are down and hurting. Mongo grabs the third cage and pulls to his feet. X stands with his right arm held tight to his body. He charges but Mongo hits a drop toe hold slamming X into the cage. Mongo then grabs him by the throat and growls into his face.
: This ... is my company ... you son of a bitch.He hoists X up and limps to the cage edge and hurls X from the second cage to the floor missing the first cage with the Xtreme Edge!!! Mongo now takes his time climbing the third cage and grabs the briefcase.
Winner and still full owner of XHF: Mongo the Destroyer
Cole: MONGO WINS!
King: WOOT! Now I don't have to wear this stupid crown on my head.
*rips it off*
Mongo gets back to the ring as he falls to his knees. As Mongo uses the ropes to hold himself up after his grueling battle with Mr. X, the lights go out and the Xtreme Tron springs to life. A shadowy figure can barely be made out and is tall, mysterious, and the brim of a hat can be made out. The camera pans back to Mongo who's eyes widen because he is almost certain as to who it is. A voice suddenly comes over the PA.
Voice: For too long I have been help down and bid to do your will. Because of you I was just made a memory of the XHF. Because of you, my life was changed forever. And now because of me, you...will....falll!!!!!!!!
The stage then erupts in smoke and flames. Everyone can feel the arena shaking. The figure on the screen comes closer and closer until all that is seen is black. His face can now be visible, and it is the sinister smile on the mask of C.R.!!!
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
The intense riffs and drum beats of "Sincerely, Ichabod" by Project 86 hits at the chorus and C.R. walks out from backstage. Mongo's eyes widen with horror as C.R. walks down the rampway, and into the ring... Mongo is slowly backing away as that sinister face, he once fought, few of the hardest fights Mongo has ever faced, comes closer. C.R. stares at Mongo as he falls back, slowly, down into the corner of the ring. Nowhere to go, Mongo grabs the referee and pulls him in the way of C.R. But C.R. pulls the referee with one hand, and tosses him across the ring, as if to put no effort into it. He grabs Mongo, and points a finger at him, and shakes it back and forth. The arena then suddenly goes pitch black, and when the lights come on, C.R. is gone. The music has faded, and the fans have exploded with cheers as Mongo has a confused, horrified, and angry look on his face.
XHF breaks from its matches to Joanie Lee in her locker room, cooling herself from the hard match that just occurred. She hears a knock on the door.
Joanie: Come in.
The door opens and the person who steps in is none other than Kuroi. He smiles upon looking at her face.
: Its been a while, Joanie.Joanie: Yeah. Kuroi, how have you been?
: Im fine, just fine. Im getting ready for my match, but I just thought to say hi.*Kuroi pauses for a second, and remembers watching the match a bit.*
: So that Storm. What an asshole. Hes not Hardcore, and he was never meant for that belt.Joanie smiles, and responds.
Joanie: Oh, dont worry. He wont bother me. Ill make sure of it. Anyways, what are you doing?
: Im just going to get ready for my match. Do I care about victory? No, but do I care for hurting Tara? Yes.Joanie: heh. Maybe I can show you a thing or two.
: Ill be willing to learn.We fade out, as the XHF goes to its next scheduled match.
"Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen begins to play and Scorpion steps through the curtains and waves to the fans. He then walks into the kiddie pool stands in the water as the music cuts.
Cole: This match ought to be interesting.
King: Well, I don't know if it will cap "The X-Cup No Disqualification Punjabi Ice Rink Mexican Rules King of the Mountain Lumberjack Inferno Hellfire and Brimstone Loser Gets Their Feathers Ruffled King of Mutant Rabid Rats Match."
"Self High Five" hits the P.A. and Curtis Kanyon comes out of the entryway wearing a yellow wig, a black shirt, and blue jeans. He points to the crowd and then puts his arms up to form a diamond shape. He breaks them apart as pyros go off behind him and he yells "BANG!" DDK enters the kiddie pool and looks at Scorpion, holding up the European Title. DDK then does the diamond dealy again.
King: Looks like DDK is going to take part in this match.
Cole: Oh good Jesus Christ, if this match wasn't insane before...
Sailor Suit Fishing Pond Cage Match for the XHF European Championship
Scorpion vs. "DDK" Curtis Kanyon (c)
Both men look at each other, both thinking they are crazier then the other. This match pretty much signifies who really is the craziest man in XHF. The bell rings as DDK and Scorps look at the sailor suits. DDK runs and tries for an early GORE! but Scorps is able to move out of the way as DDK crashes into the cage. Brains are rattled as Scorps runs through the foot of water, jumping up, trying to grab a pair of the sailor pants. DDK comes up from behind and forces him down the cage, throwing him into the water. DDK grabs the same pair of pants Scorpion was going for but this time, Scorps is able to stop DDK from getting those pants by sending him into the water. DDK gets up and looks at Scorpion, with a look of craziness in his eyes as Scorps has that same look. The crowd is going insane at this early standoff.
Cole: Both men are already wet.
King: I wish there was some women in this match... mmmm... wet tits...
Seeing as how both men know they can't outsmart each other, they meet in the middle and start to exchange a couple of right hands like, well, like wrestlers. Neither of them are backing down as this point as each punch is getting harder already. DDK gets the advantage following a kick to the stomach. Scorps finds himself getting thrown into the cage, bouncing back into a forearm from DDK in the back. DDK keeps Scorpion from falling down by rubbing his head against the cage. But Scorps doesn't scream or do much of anything. The camera pans around to see that Scorpion has grabbed a hat that was placed near by and placed it in front of his head, pretty much blocking the whole head against the cage thing. DDK looks back at the tron screen and sees that Scorpion is out smarting him, which might not be that tough but DDK stops rubbing Scorps head against the cage and goes for a shirt. Naturally, Scorpion is making DDK think that the move was really hurting him but no, DDK did catch on mind you. DDK grabs a shirt and puts it on. Then he goes back over to Scorps and taps him on the shoulder. Scorpion turns around and flips out seeing DDK with a shirt on at this point.
King: DDK has a shirt on! He is in the lead!
Cole: Dammit!
Scorpion throws the hat into DDK's face out of nowhere. DDK's face is covered as Scorps tackles him down to the ground. Water splashes on both men as Scorps lets go with a barrage of right and left hands. Then he grabs the hat and starts to put it in DDK's mouth! It gets stuffed in there for a moment as Scorps gets up and grabs a pair of pants from the cage. Scorps is in the process of getting them on but DDK has gotten the hat out of his mouth and is standing up. He runs over to Scorps and takes him down into the cage. Now, DDK is trying to pull the pants off of Scorpion but Scorpion is fighting it the whole time, kicking DDK off. With DDK temporarily stopped, Scorps is able to get the pants on! Both men have one article of clothing on at this point. DDK has a shirt on while Scorpion has just gotten on some pants. Both men look at each other, neither of them breathing really hard yet. The crowd cheers loudly for this match so far.
Cole: Scorpion has tied this up by putting on the pants.
King: Yeah, he sure has.
Both men meet up in the middle of the ring, engaging in a lock up. They keep the lock up going as they maneuver around the kiddie pool. Eventually, both of them trip and fall over, landing in the water. The crowd lets out a laugh for the two trying to do some actual wrestling while in the water. Now the two start to roll around in the water, locking up again. Water is going everywhere as neither man is letting go. DDK gets on top for a few moments, trying to force Scorpion's head under the water, Then they roll over again. Scorpion is trying to force DDK's head in under the water. DDK is able to shift his body to knee Scorps right in the groin region. Scorps lets go and holds "manland" as DDK gets on his hands and knees. He starts to headbutt Scorpion like Junkyard Dog would do to his opponents! Scorps tries to get to his feet but it's simply not working at this point as DDK keeps on headbutting him. Scorps is getting closer to the cage as DDK rears back for a major headbutt, perhaps the headbutt to end all headbutts. As he moves forward, Scorpion moves out of the way! DDK headbutts the cage. He holds his head as Scorpion struggles back to his feet.
King: That has to hurt.
Cole: I bet they are getting cold right now. I know I would be.
DDK shakes his head, trying to make sense of what just happened. Scorpion, on the other hand, is grabbing a shirt from the cage. DDK gets to his feet and sees what is going on. He runs through the water, or at least tries to, in order to stop Scorps from getting the shirt on. Scorps has the shirt halfway on when DDK punches him right in where would be the face. Scorps staggers back as DDK punches him again. Scorpion is now reeling as DDK picks him up actually Suplexes him in the water! The crowd is chanting something that involves religion and what comes out of the anus after seeing this move. DDK splashes around, trying to get up. Scorpion does the same with the shirt still over his head. Both men get back up to their feet as the crowd looks on at the moment, in the hush Japanese manner all of a sudden. Scorpion is finally able to pull his shirt down, only to see that DDK is putting on a pair of pants!
Cole: Uh oh, both men with the shirt and pants on now.
King: But you forget, they can undress each other.
Cole: HAWT!!! Er... I mean...
King: ...
DDK and Scorpion are pissed at this point, neither of them wanting to see the other in the shirt and pants at this point. They both run full speed, well, as full speed in water as you can get, at each other. Both men collide in the middle of the ring, falling down into the water. Neither of them face first thankfully. There is no ref to count both men down, just the water and the hats they have to put on. What both of them have forgot is that one of the hats is somewhere in the pool still. Shouldn't be hard to find but with these two, yeah. Both DDK and Scorps get up at the same time, eyeing the hat left on the cage. They runs towards it but once they get there, have a fist fight for the right to get it. DDK is hitting Scorps with rights and Scorps hitting DDK with lefts. Then, both men grab each other's hair and bang their heads against the side of the cage. Once again, they both fall back into the pool as the hat on the cage falls off due to the impact.
King: The hat is off the cage.
Cole: But it fell to the floor. What an unlucky break.
Ring crew members rush down to investigate what happened. After much conferring with each other, they conclude to get a step ladder and place the hat back on the cage where it belongs. Once that is accomplished, it falls back off. Once again, the ring crew puts it back up. This time... it... doesn't fall. Phew. Back in the pool, DDK and Scorps are both coming to. Although in a pool full of water, which is probably cold, how can you be out. Regardless, they both see that the hat is back up on the cage as they rush for it again. Anyways, at least DDK does. Scorpion waits for him to run, splashing water, towards the hat. DDK is grabbing for the hat when Scorps hits him from behind and locks him up for... SCORPION DEATH DROP!!! He falls back as the move connects. DDK appears to be out as the wig falls off of his head. Scorps looks at the hat and then looks at DDK, thinking about what to do.
Cole: GRAB THE HAT SCORPION, YOU ARE SOOOO CLOSE!
King: DON'T GRAB THE HAT, GO {No Means No} MY SISTER!
Cole: ...What?
Scorpion decides on what to do as he grabs the legs of DDK and turns him onto his stomach. The crowd gets on their feet and cheer as Scorpion wants to make sure DDK is out as he puts the Scorpion Lock on him! The crowd is going batshit as DDK doesn't move. The crowd starts a "Grab the hat, Scorpion, grab the hat!" He still has the hold on, closing his eyes as he wants to suck the last bit of energy out of DDK. All of a sudden DDK opens his eyes and looks around as if he doesn't know where he is. We can hear him say...
WHERE IN THE HELL AM I? Oh look, a pretty hat.Curtis sees the other hat floating in the water as he reaches out and grabs it. He sizes it up and puts it on his head. Scorpion releases the hold and turns around, only to see the whole outfit on Curtis Kanyon and hearing the bell ring. Scorpion goes to his knees, throwing out his arms in anger. Curtis Kanyon gets up and looks around as a ref comes into the ring and holds his arm in the air, giving him the European Title with the other.
Winner and STILL XHF EUROPEAN CHAMPION: "DDK" Curtis Kanyon
Cole: That was quite an interesting finish.
King: Well, he won. That's the important thing.
Cole: I suppose you are right...
King: Of course I am.
After the bell rings for the end of the match, Curtis is laying in the childrens pool, soaked. Suddenly a familiar windish sound is heard over the PA and when everyone looks to the Xtreme Tron to see, an explosion occurs, and "Superstar" hits! The fans go wild as Red Fusion makes his way back down the rampway again.
Cole: My God! It's Red Fusion! I thought he "retired"!
King: He was being a pussy and quitting! What a loser!
Cole: He seems determined here. What is he going to do?
Everyone thinking his farewell speech was legit from Eve of Champions, they cheer him on! Following Red down the ramp, is none other than wrestling legend, Mr. Fuji! He follows Red down to the cage, where Red rips the door off! Red steps in and heads right over to Curtis, who is shocked to see Fusion again! Curtis, rips off the sailer shirt and hat and immedietly goes to Gore Fusion but Fusion stops the Gore once more! He grabs Curtis and slams his head into the side of the cage! Mr. Fuji yells something to Red who nods and then picks up Curtis, setting him up for a powerbomb. Red then powerbombs Curtis into the side of the cage, sending that particular side down! He just powerbombed Curtis through the cage! Red walks over and picks up Curtis' recently retained European Title and holds it up much to the delight of the crowd!
Cole: A thunderous message sent to the European Champion!
King: He can challenge all he wants, he will just lose.
Cole: Go tell him that.
King: Fuck that!
The scene then fades out to an advertisement from our sponsors...
*As the fans wait in anticipation, "Eye of The Tiger" hits over the PA and the crowd rise to their feet, awaiting the arrival of Doc. The lights then turn to darkness, and soon two bright blue strobe lighting bolts shine on the top of the ramp. They cross over in a huge "X" shape, like the St. Andrews flag of Scotland, and as Doc walks out and stands under the "X", the lights turn back on. A spotlight shines on the United States championship which is strapped around his waist as he jogs on the spot, as "Eye of The Tiger" enters the chorus.
"It's the eye of the tiger. It's the thrill of the fight. Rising up to the challenge Of our rivals."
Doc then begins to walk down the ramp, slowly looking out at the fans, before posing, dropping to his knees and lifting his arms in the air. Pyros explode in the background on cue as he does so. Doc then continues down to the ring. As he reaches it he climbs the steps and walks along the apron. Doc grabs the top rope, and drops his feet off the apron, but holds on to the rope and skins the cat over the top rope and into the ring. Doc spins round before climbing each turnbuckle to unstrap his US Title belt and hoist it in the air, and after he has done so he leans to one side in a taunt, flexing his muscles. Doc then stands tall over the middle of the ring, where he does some last minute stretches and makes sure his wrists are taped up properly as he hands his title belt to the timekeeper...*
Cole: Here is the US Champion Doc.
King: He is NOT from the US! Idiot.
*All of the lights in the arena fall out and now the arena is in pitch black darkness as everybody's wondering what the hell is going on. Then, all of a sudden, the following is heard throughout the arena as blue and white lights flicker on and off near the entrance ramp.
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
With that, the following words are screamed out like a banshee with the following picture
FUCKING POSER!
And with that, a new metal version of N.E.R.D.'s "Rockstar" comes blaring over the system, more like in a metal song, instead of a rock song. People now boo as they know who it is, and out of the blue and white strobe lights walks "The Rockstar" Kevin Hardaway. Kevin just stands there, looking at the crowd as he walks to the ring, as the chorus is belted out
You can't be me I'm a Rock Star. I'm rhyming on the top of a cop car. I'm a rebel and my .44 pops far. It's almost over now. It's almost over now. Yes. You ain't heard that we swallow guys. It's too damn late to apologize when you see the mantle or will you see the skies. It's almost over now. It's almost over now.
Kevin jumps on the apron as he enters the ring and gets on the ropes throwing up the metal horns into an "X" fashion as he gets more boos from the crowd as he goes back to the middle of the ring waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: Here we go King. Classic XHF match in action.
King: Maybe ... but these guys arent classic. I dont approve.
Greenhouse Match for the XHF United States Championship
The Rockstar Kevin Hardaway vs. The Boyhood Dream Doc
The greenhouse is lowered into position. The ref calls for the bell and both men charge at each other. Doc drops into an arm drag. Hardy rolls up and hits Doc with a hip toss. Doc rolls to his feet. They grapple with neither man getting an advantage. Kev tries a headbutt but Doc moves his head to the side and uses the momentum to fall back and hit a monkey flip on Hardy. Kev pops right to his feet and is greeted by a dropkick. They nip up in unison and Kev hits a high kick to the face, then a second, then a third, and follows it up with a spinning kick that Doc avoids and sweeps out Kevins planted leg causing him to drop to his hands and knees. Kev pushes into the air to avoid a continued sweep and then rolls through Docs legs as he stands and pulls both legs out causing Doc to fall on his face. Kev pounces on Doc and tries to lock in the Rings of Rockstar early on but Doc scrambles to the ropes and uses them to gain leverage and avoid being locked in. Doc pulls himself to his feet and is greeted by an Irish Whip into the corner. He takes the bump chest first but as Hardy runs toward him he springs out with a Genocide Kick but Kev is ready and catches the foot. He mocks Doc then tosses the leg hard to the ground only for it to spin 360 and crack him in the jaw with the Dragon Whip.
Cole: Lots of quick action here early.
King; Just wait, weapons will come into play.
Doc hops to his feet as Hardaway rolls to the ropes. Doc charges hitting a leaping clothesline. Kevin goes over the top rope. Doc follows but grabs the rope with his free hand and holds on. He reaches his other arm up and grabs the ropes and skins the cat back into the ring. He immediately sprints across the ring and bounces back looking for a suicide dive but Kev slides into the ring to avoid it. Doc however lands on his feet and turns to avoid Kevin trying a springboard double axe handle. Kev lands on his feet as Doc rolls to the side. Hardaway charges but Doc ducks and back body drops him onto the steel ring steps. Kevin cringes but wisely rolls off the steps as Doc leaps up trying a stomp but lands on just the steps. He leaps off the steps but Kevin catches him mid-leap with a huge dropsault to the chest. Both men are down but not for long. Hardaway uses the steps as a brace to get to his feet holding his back but shaking off the early impact. Doc rolls to his feet holding his chest. Hardy charges and sends a kick to the chest but Doc catches it only to be cracked by an enzuigiri dumping him to the floor. Hardaway grabs Doc and spins sending him skidding into the ring on his chest. Kev climbs to the top rope and perches. Doc stands in time to be planted by an Over Castle. Hardaway pins. One! One and a half before Doc kicks out with gusto.
Cole: Man this is fast paced right to the core.
King: Man this is a great match. Ten bucks on the skinny dude.
Cole: But they ... you know what fine.
Doc now takes a second to try and catch his breath but Hardaway will have none of it and stomps him wildly on the spine before locking in a chicken wing crossface maneuver. Doc howls in pain before using all his strength to roll forward and end up pulling Hardaway over into a slam. Doc completes the roll and ends up on top of Hardy. ONE! Kevin releases the hold and pushes Doc off of him. Doc wastes no time rolling to his feet and running off the ropes. Hardaway stands in time for Doc to leap for a clothesline but Hardaway catches him in the STJoe planting Doc hard on the mat. Doc arches his back as Hardaway dives on him. One! Kickout. Doc rolls over and holds his back in pain. Hardaway tries to lock in a Boston Crab but as he does Doc forces his legs back sending Hardaway stumbling forward into the corner. Doc rolls to his feet and charges. Again Kev catches him but this time Doc grabs the ropes and pulls himself over locking a Tarantula in on Kevin who shouts in pain trying to escape. Doc finally releases and drops to the outside. Kevin falls to his knees holding his arms. He turns to look outside at Doc but gets blasted over the head with a tire iron from Doc who grabbed it from under the ring. Doc now pulls Hardaway out of the ring with such force that Kevs back crashes hard on the outside padding. Doc now tries to pick him up but Kevin shoves Doc away sending him back first into a glass pane.
Cole: Uh oh, I dont like where this is going.
King: I do... and so do the fans.
Hardaway charges and tries a dropkick but Doc dives away and Kevin hits his feet square on the second panel up right in the center and it pops loose and Kev gets rung up in a tree of woe by his knees on the metal frame. Doc charges and tries a sliding dropkick but Kev pulls up and Doc slides right through the lower panel popping IT free. As Kev drops down Doc grabs his head and uses this situation to use the tree of woe to wrench the knees by pulling backwards on Kevs upper body. Finally Kevin is able to free his legs and he rolls to the side. Doc looks around like he has an idea. He grabs the one of the panels and puts it back where it was when Kev kicked it loose. He makes sure its in good and tight. Hardaway finally stands up and Doc taunts him. Hardy charges trying to leap through the hole but crashes into the pane and the metal below it as a result and crumples in a heap. Doc laughs hysterically. Doc slides into the greenhouse through the open bottom panel. He tries to lift Kev but out of desperation Kev hits a low blow and then pulls forward on the tights of Doc sending him sprawling towards the ring.
Cole: That was interesting.
King: Shoddy workmanship on this greenhouse.
Cole: No they hit the center with such pressure that the panels popped without breaking. And the second time Kevin didnt so it didnt budge and he crumpled.
King: Gee thanks Bill Nye the Science Guy
Bill Nye: *pops up from the crowd behind them* Youre welcome, glad to help.
Cole and King: Ok thats too weird even for us...
Both men stay down for a minute then slowly stand. Doc gets up first but Hardaway greets his approach with a right hand to the face. Doc responds in kind but Kevin lifts a knee to the gut and hits a DDT. Doc bounces up in time for Kevin to grab him by the back of the head and slam him face first into the glass of the greenhouse. He pulls back and repeats as the pane cracks. He tries a third time but Doc blocks it and sends an elbow to the gut and slams Hardaways face through the glass as it shatters away slicing Hardaways face up. Doc stumbles to the ring and rests on the apron. He reaches down and grabs a chair from under the ring. Doc charges and slams the chair on Hardaways back driving a shattered shard of glass into his back. Hardaway howls in pain. He turns and catches the chair as its thrown at him. But he avoids another Genocide Kick and instead hits Doc in the gut with the edge of the chair and then cracks it over his skull with a Vandaminator.
Cole: What a move.
King: Things are getting violent.
Hardaway takes this chance to grab a ladder. He turns around and stalks Doc. As Doc stands he levels him with the ladder by slamming it into his face. Hardaway slides the ladder out of the greenhouse and turns to grab Doc but Doc has crawled into the ring. Hardaway chases him. He slides in and charges but Doc ducks and hits a huge overhead belly-to-belly suplex which slams Hardaway into the glass wall. Doc takes a minute to catch his breath. Hardaway is crawling out of the greenhouse to try and recover. Doc gives chase. Doc catches Kevin and stomps him. He picks Kev up and slams him into the greenhouse wall cracking a few panes of glass. He sends a right hand but Hardaway dives away and Doc hits the glass. He grabs his hand in pain. Hardaway attacks with a forearm to the back. Doc spins with a forearm but Kevin ducks and hits the Asylum Bomb. Doc rolls away in pain. A fan throws a soda at Kevin. Kev turns to shout at the little boy even pouring his soda on his head. Kev laughs but turns to see Doc climbing the ladder leaned against the wall. Hardaway gives chase.
King: Hes running!
Cole: Or is he?
Doc rolls onto the greenhouse as Kevin climbs. Doc rolls to his feet and hits the Genocide Kick to the ladder. Hardaway falls with the ladder and lands hard on the mat. Doc collapses on the roof of the greenhouse. The ref runs over to examine Hardaway but Kev begins to crawl toward the ring with the ladder still on his back. Hardaway slowly gets to his feet as Doc sits up on top of the greenhouse. Hardy grabs the ladder and slides into the ring. He looks up at Doc who is still staring out at the crowd trying to recover from the Asylum Bomb. Hardaway smirks and taunts to the crowd. He then uses the ladder to hit the roof. Doc looks up in shock then rolls over in time for Hardaway to hit the edge hard enough to pop the panel loose. It falls inward on the one side and Doc skids down it and falls toward the ring. Hardaway catches him in the Asylum Driver. Doc is laid out in a dent in the ring. Hardaway falls on top of him. ONE! TWO! THREE!
Winner and new US Champ: Kevin Hardaway
The glass ring is brought out and the cage wall, ladder, and scaffold are being set up as the entrances begin for the X*Crown match up. A cage wall on one side of the ring, a fixed ladder on the other side, and the scaffold is half the size of the ring, over the center, with a square hole in the middle, hanging about 10 feet above the ring, with bridges connecting it to the cage wall and ladder.
*Suddenly... The lights shut off, leaving the crowd shrowded with darkness... The Xtreme Tron is now turned on and we find a message....*
"In the end, you'll be... Just a victim."
*As that happens, "Stigmata" by Arch Enemy plays as we find a shadow walking into view with a spotlight on it. The spotlight grows brighter and we now find the image of a man of whom we all hate, Kuroi! The crowd begins booing but Kuroi simply ignores it. He walks down to the ring. On the Xtreme Tron, we find video clips of Kuroi working out, bringing himself to the limit, switching to video clips of him performing finishers on some random XHF Superstars. Some main highlights are: The Kuroi Knockout onto AJ Phoenix, The Death Grip onto MGK in the ECF Doomsday Cage, and The Kuroi Kill to Fury. Of course, there are more but those are the ones most seen. Kuroi walks down to the ring with the XHF European Tile Belt strapped around his waist. The spotlight still following. Kuroi slides to the ring as the light goes on, and puts his European Title Belt aside and he stands in the corner awaiting the match to begin.*
King: Kuroi is sadistic, this match is right up his alley.
Cole: I'm scared to see what Kuroi will do tonight.
*As the opening guitar plays the titantron shows the 'Spade' symbol followed by a shot of a white stallion rearing majestically on its hind legs on the edge of a cliff, it has a golden shimmer and is followed by various shots of The Ace with the BLW Survivor Championship, Undisputed ICW World Heavyweight Championship, UWF Carnage Championship, Spike being hit by a FameAcer from atop a cage and the XHF Hardcore Championship over his shoulder. A shot of a rearing white stallion and him kissing various women flash by as The Ace appears on stage with the four aces in his right hand and the rest of the deck in his left hand. He looks at the aces before throwing the entire deck in the air, as huge flame pyros explode either side of him.The titantron shows The Ace throwing cards in the air. As the lyrics to 'Ace Of Spades' by Motorhead kick in, the titantron shows Ace-Plants being delievered to Spike, Blade, Triple D on the steel chair, Seth Johnson and Prototype receiving a Diving FameAcer from the ladder through a table.The Ace walks down the ramp through the shower of falling cards...
If you like to gamble I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say...
He climbs in the ring and goes to the second turnbuckle.
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is The Ace Of Spades, The Ace Of Spades...
He climbs it and holds his arms in the air the same way as to
when he first threw the deck.
Playing for the high one
Dancing with the Devil
Going with the flow
It's all a game to me...
He climbs down and walks to the middle of the ring, as the music fades...*
Cole: The Ace has come a long way since his return earlier this year, this match could literally make his career.
King: The same could be said for any winner, but I have to admit, if you told me last NOC that Ace would be in this match, this year, I wouldn't have believed you.
As the lights slowly begin to dim, a fog begins to cover the arena. A chill runs through the crowd as they feel an unearthly presence. A ticking noise begins to fill the arena. Tick, tock, tick, tock.....The opening gongs of For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica blast out over the pa system.
Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who's to say?
As the music continues to play, flames begin to slowly rise out from the sides of the entrance ramp, lining it all the way down.
For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know
Suffered wounds test their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
As the chorus starts, Deathtrain walks out from behind the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp, staring out into the crowd, watching each of their terrified faces.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
Deathtrain begins to walk down the ramp.
Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's the last time you will
The flames on the sides of the ramp shoot up in a big explosion. Deathtrain continues to walk down the ramp.
Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Deathtrain reaches the ring and walks up the steel steps.
Strangers now, are his eyes, to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they see what will be, blinded eyes to see
Deathtrain climbs over the top rope and stands in the middle of the ring, staring into the fearful crowd.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
The gongs of the outro ring out as Deathtrain stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for the match to begin.
King: Deathtrain is a walking nightmare. I don't see how he can't win this match.
Cole: You might just be right. Just seeing him walk to the ring sends shivers down my spine.
With the other participants of the match already in the ring, the crowd is waiting for the arrival of the XHF X*Crown Champion after a couple moments pass, the crowd is going crazy, although no queue has gone off to signify Taras entrance down to the ring---instead the cameras view out to the audience where they see someone coming through the crowd, but no one the XHF cameras seem to recognize. Obviously the fans do. Its a famous competitor, known by the industry as one of the top female competitors around the world and she was making her way towards an empty seat that was in the front. This was Felice Corvin. She waves out to a couple of the fans, and shakes hands with a couple of them before sitting down in the seat and just gives a quick wave to the camera as they are being nosey of who it is. A couple of the audience members are hanging over her shoulder getting in view of the camera before the lights finally go out!
The crowd is going wild as they are now knowing that the arrival of Tara Fenix is approaching, and the beginning of "What Have You Done" by Within Temptation begins to come over the audio system. Pale, blue lights begin flashing throughout the entire arena while they are waiting for the X*Crown Champion to arrive on the biggest stage of them all! Night of Champions, walking in to defend her X*Crown Championship against these three. Kuroi, Jake "The Ace" Conway, and Deathtrain.
"What have you done now?!"
The instrumentals begin to get louder, and the rhythm of the song is heard clearly. Theyre still waiting for the arrival of the X*Crown Champion, as people are watching famous clips of Taras historical matches---the camera goes back to Felice, seeing that she is applauding for the upcoming X*Crown Champion, and the entire crowd is cheering for Tara even before she makes her appearance. The crowd points up as they see that Tara is up higher among them! She is standing at the top of the rafter leading to the XtremeTron, with her arms extended out.
"I know I better stop trying
You know that there's no denying
I won't show mercy on you now"
The voice of Sharon den Adel rings loud through the audio system, while Tara Fenix makes her way across the rafters while pointing down towards the crowd there is a lift that goes straight up, or down in this case, from where Tara is currently standing. She steps aboard, and stares down at the crowd beginning to wave down to them she is dressed in the casual attire, but has sunglasses covering her eyes. The X*Crown representative belt is around her waist. Shes even wearing her old symbolized trench coat, with her symbol across the back, and blue linings going down both arms.
"I know I should stop believing
I know that there's no retreating
It's over now
What have you done?"
Finally the lift gets to the bottom as Sharons voice has grown softer Tara comes off of the lift, and begins to walk down the ramp way beginning to high five a couple of the fans that are near the barricade. She reaches out further to a couple of them ,as mist begins to go through the arena.
"What have you done now?
I've been waiting for someone like you
But now you are slipping away
(What have you done now?)
Why? Why does fate make us suffer?
There's a curse between us
Between me and you."
At the start of the chorus, Tara lifts her arm up in the air causing a bunch of fireworks to shoot off from the stage, and all the way down the ramp! As they lower back down Tara goes back to slapping hands with a couple of the fans---and as she goes down the ramp a couple more steps her eyes finally come to the special guest to Night of Champions Felice
"Would you mind if I killed you?
Would you mind if I tried to cause you have
Turned into my worst enemy?
You carry hate that I feel
It's over now
What have you done?"
Tara walks past Felice, but is speaking a couple words towards her. Nothing that is disrespectful, but pretty much giving her the sign to pay attention to this match---and expect to see anything and everything that she could imagine. The presence of Felice being in the arena did not intimidate Tara at all, although it did make her feel as if she would have to showoff a little more then she would usually do, and probably take a couple more risks just to prove herself inside the ring. Tara starts to go up the steel steps while removing the trench coat from herself. She tosses it out among the crowd letting the crowd argue among themselves over who gets it. Her hand circles around the representing belt, and just by reading her lips you can tell that she says its not going anywhere. The crowd cheers louder before Tara finally gets inside the ring staring at the other three competitors she walks over to the other side of the ring and steps up onto the middle rope, taking the belt from her waist. She holds it high out for the crowd to see before handing it to the referee and letting him show it out to the crowd and the four competitors. She waits for the match to start.
Cole: The first ever female X*Crown champion is about to face her biggest title defense yet.
King: This is going to be crazy.
Crash Landing Match for the XHF X*Crown Championship
Jake "The Ace" Conway vs. Kuroi vs. "The Walking Nightmare" Deathtrain vs. Tara Fenix (c)
The bell rings as all four competitors look at each other and look around this unique structure. Tara looks down to see her X*Crown under the glass floor. Kuroi charges out and tackles Deathtrain to the floor. They roll around punching each other. The Ace looks at them brawl and Tara comes out of her corner and dives over the two to hit Ace with a flying forearm. The Ace hits the glass floor hard. Tara pulls him up and delivers a scoop slam on the floor, right over the X*Crown. He bounces off the floor hard, but it barely does anything to the floor. Tara inspects the floor with her foot, trying to figure out teh easiest way to gain access to the belts. But as she's distracted with that, The Ace gets to his feet and delvers a dropkick to Tara's back. Meanwhile, Deathtrain and Kuroi are still going back and forth, matching each other punch for punch. Kuroi knees Deathtrain in the gut, then whips him into a nearby turnbuckle. Kuroi charges at him, but Deathtrain gets a boot up into his face. Deathtrain charges out of the corner with a clothesline. Kuroi hits the floor hard and rolls out of the ring.
King: This is a tough as hell match already.
Cole: This is just harsh.
The Ace grabs Tara by the back of her hair and charges, throwing her face into the cage wall. She bounces off and falls back into the ring. The Ace picks her up and tosses her back into the corner. He then sits her up on the top turnbuckle. The Ace climbs up and sets Tara up for a superplex. Tara delivers a few punches to the gut of The Ace. Deathtrain sees the two and moves toward them. Tara grabs Ace from the side and jumps off with a top rope side effect and uses her feet to hit Deathtrain with a front dropkick off the top in the same move! Everyone hits the floor hard.
Cole: Oh my!
King: That's why she's the champ.
Everyone's down and holding there back in pain. Kuroi is up and rolls into the ring. He pushes Tara and The Ace out of the way and looks for a crack in the floor, but he finds none. He slams his fist on the glass in frustration. Still nothing happens to the floor. Kuroi stomps on The Ace, then Tara, then focuses his attention back to Deathtrain. He pulls Deathtrain up and whips him to the ropes. Deathtrain comes back and Kuroi grabs him and hits a rolling spinebuster! Deathtrain yells out in pain from hitting the thick glass. Kuroi turns his attention to a groggy Ace, who's on his hands and knees. Kuroi pulls him up and grabs him by the throat. He lifts him for the Dark Halo, but The Ace kicks him in the stomach. The Ace comes down to his feet and grabs Kuroi's head as he does, then he lifts Kuroi and hits an Impaler DDT! A loud thud is heard from Kuroi's head hitting the glass. Ace moves Kuroi and looks, but still not even a crack in the floor. Tara gets to her feet and turns right into a superkick from The Ace. The Ace looks down at the glass and rubs his chin. He shrugs and then heads toward the cage wall. He starts to climb. Deathtrain is getting up and sees him. Deathtrain rushes over and hits The Ace with a forearm to the back as he barely gets above the ring ropes. Deathtrain pulls teh Ace down a bit, then gets under him and pulls The Ace off the cage with a thunderous powerbomb! The Ace screams out in pain.
Cole: That was just sick!
King: How could Ish and Magnus come up with this match!
Deathtrain is furious as this move didn't crack the floor either. He starts stomping where The Ace landed, trying to get through with no avail. Tara gets up using the ropes for help. She runs at the ropes and jumps at them. She bounces back with a lionsault at Deathtrain, but he sees her and catches her! He tries to set her up for a Hell's Spike, but Tarat goes over his shoulder and falls behind him. She grabs him and hits the Fallen Fenix! Tara gets up and quickly gets hit from the side by a running big boot from Kuroi! Kuroi picks Tara up and lifts her into a military press. He then throws her at the cage wall! She falls into a heap as she hits the floor. Kuroi stomps on Deathtrain a few times. As this is going on, The Ace crawls toward the cage wall. He climbs over Tara and starts to climb the wall again. Kuroi turns around and notices. Kuroi goes over and grabs The Ace's foot. Ace kicks Kuroi in the face with his free foot and climbs some more. Kuroi climbs up the ropes and clubs The Ace in the back. He turns around and gets under Ace, looking to go for a high powerbomb, but Ace starts punching Kuroi in the face. The Ace climbs up higher and kicks Kuroi in the back of the head. Kuroi almost falls but grabs the cage to hold himself up. The Ace dives off the cage wall and onto Kuroi, taking him down to the glass floor with a diving Fame Acer!
Cole: Holy shit!
King: That could mess up his face, you know, more than it already is.
The Ace rolls Kuroi over and yes, there is infact a crack in the floor! It's slight, but it's there. On the other side of the ring, Tara rolls out and starts to climb the ladder. Deathtrain is up and sees her. He goes out after her. Tara makes it up and onto the bridge. Deathtrain climbs after her. Tara staggers onto the scaffold, looking around. Deathtrain is up and onto the bridge. He charges at Tara, but she moves out of the way and he almost goes into the hole, but he jumps over it. Meanwhile, The Ace is climbing the cage wall yet again as Kuroi is still out on the glass floor. Tara walks around the hole and kicks Deathtrain in the gut. She jumps up for a huricanrana, right toward the hole, but Deathtrain stops it and pulls her back up, then turns it around into a sitout powerbomb! As he lands, The Ace hits a low dropkick between Tara's legs and right in his face, which also delivers a senton to Tara. Ace gets up and puls Tara up. He lifts her into a scoopslam position and carries her towards the hole. Tara wiggles her way over his shoulder and grabs him around the waist. Ace hits Tara with a few back elbows, then grabs her for a snapmare into the whole, but Tara blocks. She hits The Ace in the back with a few forearms, then hits a german suplex. Kuroi is finally stirring in the ring. He notices the fight going on up on the scaffold and staggers to the cage wall. He starts to climb.
Cole: This is getting really dangerous, really fast.
King: As if there's any other way in the XHF.
Deathtrain is up and he grabs Tara by the back of the head and pulls her back so she hits the scaffold hard. Deathtrain stomps on her a bit. He then turns his attention to The Ace and pulls him up. He whips The Ace toward the edge of the scaffold, but The Ace holds onto Deathtrain's arm to reverse his direction and runs into Deathtrain, grabs him, and hits a Flashback! The Ace gets up and gets grabbed from behind. Kuroi takes him down with a reverse DDT! Tara's up and charges and hits a running enziguri to Kuroi. He turns right into a boot to the gut from Deathtrain. Deathtrain tries to toss him off the side of the scaffold, but Kuroi grabs a support chain and swings around to land back on the scaffold. Tara starts attacking The Ace and gets him in a Traingle Hold. Deathtrain charges and spears Kuroi right onto the bridge. Deathtrain grabs Kuroi by the neck and lifts him up. Deathtrain looks to be going for the Rain of Fury. Kuroi however gets an arm up and puts his hand on Deathtrain's neck, going for the Dark Halo. Neither man is budging and starts to punch each other with their free arm. They each go down to a knee. Kuroi pokes Deathtrain in the eye. This makes Deathtrain let go. Kuroi then shoves him off the bridge! Deathtrain falls into a corner of the ring and bounces hard, severely cracking the glass, but still not breaking through.
Cole and King: Sweet mother of pearl!
Kuroi looks down at the fallen Deathtrain and sadistically smiles. He then turns his attention to Tara, who's still holding The Ace in the Triangle Hold. Kuroi grabs Tara by the hair and pulls her up. He then hits her in teh back with elbows. She staggers foreward and near the ladder. Kuroi charges with a clothesline, but Tara ducks. Kuroi stops short of the edge of the scaffold. He turns around into a spinning kick from Tara. Kuroi starts to fall back, but somehow keeps his balance. Tara hits him with a forearm to the face. Kuroi is wobbling more, but still standing. Tara turns around for another spin kick and as she does, she sees The Ace lunging at her with another superkick. But she ducks and it hits Kuroi right in the jaw! Kuroi goes flying back and falls off the scaffold and right through the Spanish announce table!
Cole: He's dead! That man has to be broken in half! He just took a twenty foot fall and he's lying in wreckage!
King: Jimminy Christmas.
Tara punches The Ace. The Ace hits Tara back. Tara kicks The Ace in the gut and then sets him up for Fenix Wings #2. She jumps up, but The Ace gets an arm free and hits an arm drag. Tara gets up hunched over, and The Ace goes for a standing scissors kick, but Tara moves.
The Ace turns around and gets another boot to the stomach, and this time gets set up for the Fenix Wings #1. Tara pulls The Ace toward the hole in the scaffold and then tries to lift The Ace, but he blocks. He gets an arm free and gets out of the move with an arm wrench using the other arm and sets up for the Russian Roulette! He then pulls back and falls foreward with Tara right down the hole and crashing to and through the glass floor! Glass goes everywhere, the fans are standing on there feet! Tara and The Ace crashed right over the X*Crown. The crowd is standing on there feet in wonderment to see who gets up first and with the X*Crown. There's some stirring in the glass rubble. A bloody arm arises from the glass with the X*Crown in hand! The X*Crown rises up and The Ace emerges from the glass! He then falls over and lays on a part of the floor that isn't broken, a bloody mess.
Winner and New XHF X*Crown Champion: Jake "The Ace" Conway!
Cole: Good god, The Ace did it. We have a new X*Crown Champion.
As Ace is celebrating as well as everybody else leaving, Kuroi stands in the middle of the ring. Kuroi gets to his feet and looks around, suddenly the sound of a heartbeat comes over the PA and the lights go out, after several momentrs the lights come back on, the crowd cheers as Kuroi looks around confused, behind him standing in the corner in stree clothes is theone and only AJ Pheonix, he smiles, his hair wet down his face, AJ starts to roll his wrists with a large smile forming, he begs kuroi to turn around
King: IT'S AJ PHEONIX!
Cole: THE FLAMING DRAGON IS BACK....
Kuroi finally turns around and looks as if he's seen a ghost, kuroi lunges forward at AJ but the lights go out again, after a few tense moments they turn back on and AJ is nowhere to be found.
Cole: What's with the disappearing acts. We're a wrestling promotion, not fucking Criss Angel.
King: It was an insane matchup though.
Cole: Not like this one coming up though. It's the main event we've all been waiting for. It's for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship and it is NEXT! OOOOOOOH!
The yelling intro of All That Remains' "This Calling" fills the arena as the lights go out. Blue strobe light starts up as the crowd rocks out to the song, awaiting the next wrestler to come out down to the ring.
I secretly crave, crave that scent again
Still feel it pressing on me now
Now with the onset, my flesh is weakening
I steal my nerves for temptations at hand again
The strobe light stops only to see it start again, this time with a reddish hue to it. A faint silhouette is shown in the entry way, kneeling down with his head down. There is also a white mist surrounding the area where the silhouette is at. The crowd knows who it is at this point and they start to all throw their middle fingers towards the entrance area.
And I hear this calling
Still you don't seem so far at all
And I hear this calling out
The strobe light stops as pyro explodes as a red spotlight shines brightly on Reckless Jack as he is kneeling down. He springs to his feet and throws his arms out. The fans are booing seeing Reckless Jack as he starts to headbang to the song. Reckless Jack looks on at the fans, some of which happening to be telling him to go die while others are still flipping him off. Reckless Jack smirks as he starts to walk down to the ring in his wrestling attire, which is basically a Reckless Jack hoodie, jean shorts, and boots. The spotlight stays on him as the people continue to boo. He threatens a few fans on his way down to the ring.
No secrets deception for these would tear this down
I'll note the past spare the pain (spare the pain)
Words match my deeds with brutal honesty
Never forget these choices were made by me
Once Reckless Jack is in the middle of the ramp, he stops and starts to hype himself up as he throws his arm into the air and lifts it high. A string of pyro shoots down the ramp as he brings the arm back down. He continues threatening the booing fans. After he gets to the ring apron, he rolls into the ring, hopping on the nearest turnbuckle, throwing out his arms once more. The crowd booing, as he hops down and does the same on the opposite turnbuckle. He jumps off the turnbuckle, then crouches down, waiting for his opponent.
Cole: The challenger is out in the ring, for NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS! The main event!
King: This is what he has been waiting for his entire career. And he has the opportunity here tonight, on the biggest stage of them all!
The lights in the arena flicker different colors, but the pace of the flicker (or strobe) is so fast that it's hard to tell what colors they are. As this flickering occures, slowly, in fades, the violent opening thunder claps of Stone Sour's Reborn. The flickering of the lights vanishes and is replaced with a dark hole of nothingness, as the lights go out. The fans boo and cheer, because they recognize the face on the Xtreme Tron, they recognize the smirk that they've grown to respect over the past couple years.
Then suddenly the opening riff to the song begins to thrash the speakers, and the darkness shatters into a blinding world of blue, green, and gold. As the first verse to the song hits, none other than MGK makes his way out, dressed in his ring attire (CM Punk style of course, with amazing kickpad action) and the XHF Title around his waist. In addition, he's wearing his black "Undisputed" MGK T-Shirt. He stands on the entrance stage,his wet hair dripping and hanging over his face as he crosses his arms over his chest in an "X". He then makes his way down to the ring, as the fans reach over the barricade to touch him. As the music continues to play, MGK comes to the ring. He pulls himself up onto the ring apron, and then spins around to face the fans. He nodds his head at them, as the cheer his name, and then he takes off his T-Shirt, throwing it into the crowd. He grins and pats the XHF Title on his waist. After this, he turns and enters the ring. Here, he takes off the XHF Title and lays it down in the center of the ring. He then drops down to a knee in the center, as a spotlight falls down upon him. He lets the light soak in, and looks down at the mat, then lightly pounds the title plate with his fists, and stands up, crossing his arms over his chest again. As the fans cheer, he picks up the XHF Title and slowly raises it in the air. He then climbs to the middle turnbuckle, and raises his title again, and then pointing to his chest.
I AM EVERYTHING
I AM ANYTHING
I AM AUTOMATIC
I AM YESTERDAY
I AM EVERYDAY
I AM GONNA BE
REBORRRRN
THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING
Cole: The champion is out here!
King: And by the end of this night the former champion.
A 60-Minute Iron Man Match for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship
"The Undisputed Icon" MGK (c) vs. Reckless Jack
At the sound of the bell, MGK and Reckless Jack both glare across the ring at each other. The seconds are passing away as we are now in the final event of the biggest event of the year! And MGK is facing off against Reckless Jack for sixty minutes, with the World Heavyweight Championship on the line. The two begin to finally move towards the center of the ring preparing to do a quick battle of strength, but Jack brings his knee up into the abdomen of MGK! He quickly applies a headlock to MGK but instantly gets pushed off towards the ropes! As he returns, MGK delivers a hard knife edge chop, but Jack is able to fire one right back. MGK connects with a quick jab, and Jack returns it again! The two are exchanging blows directly in the middle of the ring before MGK is able to push Jack back up against the turnbuckle. The shots continue until MGK reverses one of the shots, and starts driving in rights and lefts. The referee finally gets in the middle of the two, and forces MGK back to the middle of the ring so Jack can get some space.
King: Get him back! The cheater!
Cole: These two are going right after each other!
MGK stands in a ready position, waiting for Jack to start an attack. Jack just nods his head a bit but is taking his time to get over towards MGK he knows that he has plenty of time before he has to get at least one fall over MGK, so he is in no rush. MGK looks aggravated with how long it is taking Jack to get to the center of the ring, and finally takes a quick sprint towards him! Jack is able to lift his arm just in time to send an elbow to the jaw of MGK. MGK stumbles backwards a couple of steps and applies a front headlock, preparing to drop him down with a DDT! MGK punches him a couple of times in the ribs to force him off, and takes Jack over with a spine buster. MGK attempts a quick cover by hooking the leg. One Two Kick out!
King: A bit early.
Cole: Hes trying to take an early cover.
Jack and MGK are both quickly getting up to their feet. This time as they face each other, Jack is the one leaping to the air and taking MGK down with a dropkick! Theyre both back to their feet after landing on the canvas, and MGK runs Jack down with a hard clothesline causing him to bounce right back up to his feet. MGK sprints at Jack and Jack takes him over with an arm drag! Again, theyre both back up. Jack sprints at MGK and MGK takes him over with a power slam! He hooks the leg, but Jack kicks out of it before the referee can even get to the canvas.
Cole: These two are going all over the ring!
King: Jack is winning!
MGK is taunting for Jack to get up, and begins stomping on the downed challenger. Jack covers his head with both of his arms while trying to get up to his own feet, and gets pushed back into the turnbuckle by MGK. He begins to deliver a couple hard strikes before Jack reverses him into the corner! Jack begins to deliver hard strikes as fast as he can, and MGK reverses it again. This time, MGK attempts to Irish-whip Jack from that turnbuckle to the opposite one, but Jack reverses it near the center of the ring. MGK goes towards the corner with Jack close on his trail but MGK jumps to the second rope and uses a moonsault to go over Jack dragging him down with a reverse DDT!
Cole: Nice move done by MGK!
King: Wow!
Cole: Wow, indeed.
King: No, Im playing WoW. Fucking newb.
MGK gets right back up to his feet, as Jack rolls out of the ring. MGK is taunting out to the crowd to try and get them rallied up, as Jack is taking this time to get his head back in the game. The crowd is cheering wanting to see MGK kick the living shit out of Reckless Jack, and Jack stares out at them a bit disappointed with how the match has gone so far. The referee is counting for Jack to get inside the ring, and MGK stands prepared for him. Jack does finally get back up onto the apron with MGK instantly after him! He attempts to take him over with a vertical suplex, but only gets brought down bouncing off the top rope! Jack lands outside of the ring as MGK stumbles back and falls over inside the ring holding his throat.
Cole: Jack just dropped MGK across the ropes!
Jack slides back inside the ring, as MGK is starting to roll up to his feet. Reckless Jack grabs MGK, and takes him over with a Belly-to-Belly Overhead Suplex! MGK holds his lower back in a bit of pain from that move, but is still trying to get up to his feet. Both men are to their feet when MGK attempts a clothesline, only for Jack to duck underneath it and lift MGK up to drop him down with a back suplex. Jack gets right up to his feet forcing MGK up as well before following up with a European uppercut. MGK is stumbling, but held by Jack so he cant get too far. Jack grabs both arms and drags MGK down with a double-arm DDT! He rolls him right over to attempt a cover of his own. One Two Kick out!
Cole: The challenger nearly took an early cover.
King: And I believe it was a three?
Cole: *shakes head*
Jack believes that it was three, but with the referee telling him that it wasnt he looks to be a little frustrated. MGK is starting to get right up to his feet, and is met by Reckless Jack! He attempts a couple of quick forearms and tries lifting MGK up to use an early Reckless Killing, but MGK is battling back with everything he has! MGK gets back down onto his own feet, and as Jack is about to continue an assault MGK catches him with the Michigan Flame! MGK goes straight to the ropes to bring himself back up, as Jack is getting up pretty dazed after that move. MGK charges at Reckless Jack, only for Jack to take a quick step to the side and toss MGK over the top ropes!
King: Champion sent out!
Cole: This is buying some time for Reckless Jack.
The referee is telling Reckless Jack to stay inside the ring, but he simply shoves the referee aside. Jack follows MGK out of the ring, and MGK uses the barricade to try and get back up. He is met with a hard right hand from Reckless Jack while and he goes further across the barricade. Jack grabs MGK by the head and slams it on the side of it and then charges him into the steel post! Jack grabs an arm of MGK and begins twisting it around the steel post trying to break the arm of MGK. MGK is screaming out in pain from the hold that is put on his arm, but the referee is giving Reckless Jack a count before he is going to be forced to let go of it, or lose a fall to MGK.
Cole: He wont let go of MGKs arm!
King: And he shouldnt have to.
Reckless Jack lets go at the last possible second, and tosses MGK into the ring following in after him. He attempts a cover. One Two Kick out! Reckless Jack looks to be a little frustrated that MGK is still able to kick out, and so he begins to drive his wrist into the throat of MGK trying to choke him out! Considering this is a chokehold, the referee begins counting and Reckless Jack again lets go at the last second. He gets up pulling MGK with him, running his head into the turnbuckle. Jack proceeds to climb the turnbuckle in front of MGK and begins wailing away at him with hard lefts and rights directly to the skull of MGK! After ten shots, the referee forces Jack to stop with those attacks.
King: Keep the assault, Jack!
Cole: The referee has to force him off.
Jack comes off of the ropes, and the moment he does MGK is stumbling out. He decides to lift him up onto his shoulders, preparing for one of his signature moves! MGK begins driving forearms to the upper back of Jack until Jack finally drops him. MGK is back to his feet and attempts a Superkick! Jack is able to duck and roll out of the ring narrowly. He puts his hands to his hips while thinking a bit in frustration. MGK stumbles to one knee, but keeps his eyes on Reckless Jack, not trusting him outside of the ring.
Cole: MGK is keeping a good watch on Reckless Jack.
King: Hes just taking a breather.
Reckless Jack goes over to the time keeper and demands that he gets up from his seat, and fearing his safety, he does so and Reckless Jack grabs the steel chair he slides in the ring and MGK tries battling the steel chair out of Jacks hands, and the referee is trying to tell Jack that he will be disqualified of a cover of he does.
Cole: Drop the chair!
King: You cant take that away from him! Hes just kindly offering you a seat!
Reckless Jack gets the chair knocked from his hands and it lands in the center of the ring. The referee is too focused on the two wrestlers going at it to get the chair out of the ring, and Reckless Jack gets Irish-whipped across the ring, and as he comes back MGK connects with him and takes him down onto the chair with the Michigan Flame! The referee cant disqualify him though since it may have not been deliberate. Reckless Jack rolls around in the ring holding his back in pain after that move, and MGK is trying to roll over him to take a cover. Reckless Jack is getting right back up to his feet though, but doesnt bring his arm from his back.
Cole: Jack is hurting from the Michigan Flame.
King: Dont turn around, Jack!
MGK struggles to get up to his feet, and looks fierce as he measures Jack up. As soon as Reckless Jack faces him, MGK sprints at him and hits him with Bullet With a Name! Reckless Jack is out now, and MGK hooks the leg. One Two Three!
MGK: 1
Reckless Jack: 0
Cole: MGK is by one!
King: That shouldnt count!
MGK rolls towards the apron of the ring, as Reckless Jack rolls towards the opposite end of the ring. He looks frustrated knowing that MGK is now one cover over him, and he has to come out positive over MGK in order to take the title away from him. Reckless Jack grabs the steel chair trying to hide it from the referee MGK uses the ropes to get to his feet, and both men are up stumbling away. They face each other, and Reckless Jack is attempting to drive the chair into the skull of MGK, but MGK is able to dodge it again! This time MGK escapes out of the ring, and with Reckless Jack looking frustrated that MGK is hiding out of the ring this gives the referee the opportunity to take the chair from Reckless Jack.
King: Whys he hiding?
Cole: Well, excuse the madman with a chair.
Jack looks frustrated and is arguing with him about the chair, as MGK gets back inside the ring. Jack turns to face MGK again, knowing that he is not going to get the chair at this time, but is met with a right hand from MGK! MGK battles Reckless Jack back to the ropes and then Irishwhips him across the ring, but gets it reversed. MGK is the one sent to the ropes, but he manages to leap to the second rope before leaping back with a springboard dropkick!
Cole: Reversal by MGK!
King: Nicely done. I admit.
Both men are quick to get back up to their feet, but Jack is a bit dazed after the hit that he received. MGK pummels away at the skull of Reckless Jack, and gets him down to his knees before Reckless Jack delivers a low blow behind the back of the referee! He gets up and hooks both arms of MGK lifting him up for Come Clarity, and quickly makes the cover. The referee is distracted a bit though, telling them not to let the chair come back into play for this match. He finally turns towards the cover that Jack has, and counts. One Two Th--Kick out!
King: That was three! A long three!
Cole: Ill admit, it was.
Reckless Jack is infuriated by this one now, considering he would have had a three-count. Jack is arguing with the referee demanding that he does his job from now, and the referee is trying to explain himself to Jack saying that he had to get the chair out of the ring---MGK starts to get back up to his feet, and as soon as he does he spins Jack to face him and attempts a right hand. Jack is able to reverse it, and the one shot sends MGK back to the ropes. Jack follows up with a clothesline, sending MGK out of the ring.
King: And MGK is out of there!
Cole: Jack is taking advantage of this match quickly.
MGK lands on his feet but stumbles back. Jack is back with arguing with the referee, distracting him from being able to try and count MGK out but after about seven seconds, MGK gets back into the ring anyway. As Jack is distracted by the referee, MGK manages to roll him up into a school boy roll up! The referee counts instantly. One Two Th--Kick out!
Cole: MGK nearly took an early second cover!
Reckless Jack and MGK are both right back up to their feet. Jack is taken down with a clothesline from MGK, but the impact causes him to get right back up---this time he is taken over with a power slam and MGK is now the only one that gets back up. He starts taunting out to the crowd getting a second wind going through him Jack starts moving a little on the canvas trying to force himself to get up to his feet. MGK goes right for him, but is forced against the turnbuckle with a shoulder thrust, and Jack grabs the ropes to start pulling himself in with multiple shoulder thrusts. The air is taken right from MGK each time, and then Jack stands back to his feet before delivering some hard right jabs.
Cole: Jack took that second wind right away from MGK.
King: He doesnt deserve air!
Jack lifts MGK up to the turnbuckle, and climbs up as well. MGK is trying to come back, but is fought back with jabs from Jack again! Jack now forces MGK to stand up on the turnbuckle, and gets ready to take him over for a superplex. MGK manages to send some quick jabs to the ribs of Jack, trying to stop him from being able to complete the move---MGK attempts to lift Jack though! Jack battles back as well, and attempts to take MGK over for the superplex, but MGK hooks his leg with his own.
King: What a fight!
Cole: Theyre fighting up top, this isnt going t obe good for either man.
MGK starts delivering quick elbow strikes to the jaw of Reckless Jack, and Jack stumbles a little. He keeps a hold of MGK, though, keeping himself from falling MGK is struggling to keep his own balance, and is kneed in the abdomen before finally getting taken over with the superplex! Both men land hard in the center of the ring, and look to be in pain after falling. The referee stares at both of them beginning to give the count. One! Neither man has moved.
King: Get up, Jack.
Cole: Both men are laid out.
Two! Still none has moved. Three! MGK twitched a little, but is back down. Four! Jack is able to roll over onto his stomach. Five! MGK is still down. Six! Reckless Jack makes a cover over MGK. One Two Thre--KICK OUT!
Cole: I cant believe it!
King: Me either! That was three. Learn to count!
Reckless Jack looks shocked that MGK was able to kick out of that, after falling from the top and taking the assault that he has. Jack slides out of the ring, winded, but is searching underneath the ring for something, and as soon as he gets it, he conceals it from the referee. Jack gets back inside the ring with the weapon behind his back, and the referee is trying to check on MGK to see if he can even still compete. MGK nods his head as he is trying to get up
Cole: MGK is still in this match.
King: He should give up now. Hes not going to win this.
Reckless Jack puts his free hand on the shoulder of the referee, and MGK is starting to get up. Jack pushes the referee forward a bit making it hard for him to see what happens, but Jack brings the weapon overhand and hits MGK in the head with a led pipe! MGK has been busted open. The referee turns to see Jack toss it out of the ring, and calls for the bell!
MGK: 2
Reckless Jack: 0
Jack looks frustrated, and claims that he didnt use anything but after a moment he just says screw it and makes a cover over MGK. The referee cant say anything since it is an Ironman match, and it just matters what the score is at the end. One Two Three!
MGK: 2
Reckless Jack: 1
Cole: Jack got one, after using the chair.
King: What chair?
Reckless Jack now gets back to his feet as MGK is also getting up. They both look pretty exhausted, and Jack looks more frustrated as well since he is still down by one cover he hits MGK with a hard right hand, and lifts MGK to his shoulders only to take him over with a Death Valley Driver! Jack hurries over to the legs of MGK, and quickly applies a Texas Cloverleaf! MGK screams out in pain but is refusing to give up. He reaches out desperately for the ropes, but is back in the center of the ring as Reckless Jack is refusing to let go of the hold, and refusing to give MGK any space to the ropes.
Cole: Reckless Jack is putting in this classic submission.
King: This is over. He just has to hold this in for the rest of the time, and hell win because Im sure MGK will tap out twice, at least.
Reckless Jack keeps the hold applied, and is shouting for MGK to give up. MGK is screaming out in further pain, as the people can now see the blood going down the head of MGK, while the referee is asking MGK if he gives up. MGK shakes his head, and keeps trying to crawl for the ropes, but is being held back still. With MGKs strength, he does manage to force Jack back a couple of steps allowing him to get closer to the ropes but his hands are still too far away from the ropes. The crowd is cheering MGK on, and he keeps trying to inch his way closer to the ropes---Jack is shaking his head, trying to get the fans to stop giving MGK this sort of momentum.
Cole: The fans are getting behind the champ!
King: Shut up! Jack needs absolute silence for this.
MGK keeps inching closer every couple seconds, and can nearly touch the ropes, but Reckless Jack releases the hold and drags MGK back to the center of the ring before applying the figure-four leglock! MGK screams out in a lot of pain and frustration now since he was brought back to the center of the ring after working so hard to get that close to the ropes. Jack starts pulling the hold tighter, and shouts for MGK to give in Jack is close enough to the ropes, that when the referee is not looking, he uses the ropes to gain leverage.
Cole: Let go of the ropes!
King: What ropes?
The extra leverage that Jack is able to apply causes MGK to start hitting the canvas with a clenched fist while trying to pull himself back. The referee looks to see if Jack was cheating, but Jack let go of the ropes just in time. MGKs shoulders hit the canvas. One Two He rolls one shoulder from the mat, and shakes his head now, not wanting to lose this cover at all.
Cole: MGK has been locked into this figure four, and he cant seem to get out.
King: Look at him! He almost lost a cover because of that! What a loser.
Jack uses the ropes again to get the extra leverage, and MGK starts shouting out but shakes his head to the referee. He looks again at Jack, and Jack has let go again---MGK starts to pull himself back towards the center of the ring, and as soon as Jack is trying to reach for the ropes he is just out of reach. MGK goes back down. One Two He gets his shoulder back up. MGK is now getting momentum again and is forcing Reckless Jack over to reverse the figure four! Jack shakes his head, and it now looks as if he were asking for mercy before MGK rolls him over. The hold still hurts MGK, but hurts Jack more as he is now pushing himself away from the canvas while shouting out in agony.
Cole: That hold is locked in on MGK!
King: He cant hold in for too long!
Reckless Jack shakes his head and is reaching out for the ropes, but MGK pulled him just far enough away just a moment ago. Jack is shaking his head still and trying to get to the ropes, not being far from it he starts pushing himself back to the ropes, and Jack grasps the ropes and the referee is telling MGK that he has to break the hold. MGK does without any questions, and begins holding his own leg in pain.
Cole: Reckless Jack was forced to grab the ropes for a hold reversed on him.
King: I think I saw MGK tap out!
Jack uses the ropes to get up, and begins checking on his leg. He isnt in as much pain as MGK is in right now, but still was held there for quite a while. Both men get after each other again, and Reckless Jack takes advantage and lands a second Come Clarity! He instantly makes the cover. One Two MGK manages to roll his shoulder from the canvas, and this causes Reckless Jack to go livid.
King: That was three, I know it for sure.
Cole: Reckless Jack is getting pretty frustrated since MGK just wont stay down.
MGK shakes his head a bit. This time he is forced back up to his feet, and lifted up to the shoulders of Reckless Jack into a torture rack! He takes MGK around and lands Reckless Killing and makes the cover again. One Two Three---wait?
King: Tie score!
Cole: It was a rope break!
King: TIE! SCORE!
Reckless Jack believes that he had gotten the three count, but the referee points out after hitting the canvas for the third time that MGK had gotten his foot on the rope. Jack is up trying to catch his breath a bit, not knowing that the cover didnt count---the referee is trying to explain it to him, but Reckless Jack is refusing to hear it. MGK uses the ropes to start to get to his feet, and Reckless Jack tries taking the advantage of this situation still not knowing that the score is not tied---MGK manages to step to the side, and toss Jack out of the ring! MGK quickly grasps the ropes as Jack is trying to balance himself outside. He is a bit wobbly at this point of time from being tired out earlier in the match, along with MGK.
Cole: Whats he doing?!
King: No! MGK, you cant!
MGK pulls back on the ropes before making a slingshot out of it and dives over landing right on Jack! Jack and MGK both hit the outside of the ring pretty hard, but Jack takes the worst of it. MGK is already trying to roll to his feet but is holding his abdomen in pain after what he had done. Jack is dazed, but still pushing himself up. One! MGK grabs Jack and whips him across into the steel steps, and the impact causes the top step to fly as Jack was sent shoulder first into it. Two! Jack is laying out holding his shoulder, but MGK refuses to let up.
King: Get it in the ring! Referee, do something!
Cole: MGK is vicious out there.
Three! He lifts Jack back up to his feet and slams his head against the steel post, which busts Reckless Jack wide open. Four! Jack stares wide eyed as he is being forced to the commentator table. Five! MGK slams his head against the side of the table and then snaps him back and down on the mat. MGK stares fiercely as he rips the equipment from the table. Six! MGK lifts Jack back up, but is met with a stiff right arm to the abdomen to force him a step back.
King: No, we need that! Get back in the ring, you cheater!
Cole: Ill admit, we need that.
Seven! Jack slides inside the ring to escape from MGK. Eight! MGK kneels down outside of the ring, holding his abdomen as Jack is laying down inside of the ring. Nine! MGK gets to the apron of the ring, and just before the count of ten he manages to get back inside. Reckless Jack rolls away from MGK and both men get near the center of the ring before exchanging some weak blows with each other. They grab at each other trying to keep themselves from falling after each shot, and they keep exchanging the shots. Reckless Jack manages to duck underneath the arm of MGK before swinging around him, and taking him over with a German suplex!
King: German suplex, beautifully executed.
Cole: Nice reversal, by Reckless Jack.
MGK rolls towards the apron of the ring holding the back of his head after that move. Jack is breathing heavily, but is trying to now capitalize by just being able to get up to his feet. Jack manages to, though, but is stumbling a bit as he makes his way for the turnbuckle. MGK is starting to get up and follows him up to the top MGK grabs him by the head delivering a hard right strike, but is slow now with the recovery. Jack kicks MGK in the chest and then forces him all the way back to crash on the canvas!
King: Nows your chance, Jack!
Cole: Jack could hit something big here.
Reckless Jack stands at the top of the turnbuckle for a moment and stares down at the downed champion. Jack manages to attempt the shooting star press, but just before he can land it MGK is able to bring his knees up to connect them with the chest and abdomen of Reckless Jack!
Cole: Crash and burn!
Jack breaths deep since all the air was driven from his body, and MGK starts pulling himself back up to his feet. Jack is on his hands and knees trying to get the air back into him, but MGK connects with a hard kick to the ribs of Jack before forcing Jack to sit up and locking in the Anaconda Vice! Jack is struggling trying to break free from the hold, but MGK is refusing to let go of the hold. Jack is kicking around and before too long is able to get his legs around the ropes.
King: Fight it, Jack!
Cole: He barely got to the ropes!
MGK keeps the hold locked in not realizing that Jack had gotten to the ropes, but after seeing the referee beginning his count he finally lets go at the count of three. MGK starts using his own strength to get up to his feet, as Reckless Jack is starting to sit up in pain from the submission hold that was applied. MGK and Jack both get back up to their feet, but MGK connects with a knife edge chop! Jack stumbles back against the ropes, with MGK following in with weak elbow smashes. He sends him across the ring with an Irish-whip, and leans over to take him over with a shoulder back toss, but gets kicked in the chest.
King: Take that, you stupid chump!
Cole: Jack was a step ahead on that move.
MGK stands back up covering his chest from the stiff kick that was delivered, and Jack takes a quick step towards him before dragging him down to the canvas with a DDT! He goes for the cover. One Two Kick out! Jack starts panting, but is still getting up to his feet slowly, but still quicker then MGK is at the time. Jack gets prepared to lift him up for yet another Come Clarity, but MGK battles out of the predicament! MGK stumbles back against the turnbuckle where Jack charges in attempting to go for a diving body splash, but MGK lifts his foot up connecting it directly with the jaw of Reckless Jack.
Cole: Narrowly avoided by MGK.
King: Thats not good.
Jack stumbles back again, and MGK charges forward taking him down with a spear! The impact causes both men to roll around the canvas in pain---MGK is trying to get up to his feet, as is Jack before they start crawling towards each other. MGK sits up and drops back down with a fist to Reckless Jack! Jack holds his face but rolls away towards the apron of the ring. He gets outside of the ring, as MGK is still going after him. He leans out between the top and middle ropes, and reaches out for Jack, but Jack manages to leap up and grab the head of MGK starting to choke him over the rope!
Cole: No! No!
King: Jack is brutalizing MGK.
Jack is refusing to give up with this, and the referee is giving Reckless Jack a countdown until he is going to be forced to let go of the hold, or be disqualified. And since he still does not know that he is down a fall, it would not be good for him to go down another fall at this point of time. He lets go just in time, and starts to get back inside the ring. MGK is still hanging over the rope, and now Reckless Jack begins to put all his weight down onto MGK to choke him out again.
Cole: Hes choking the life right out of him.
King: MGK doesnt need air, Cole!
The referee has to again give the count until Reckless Jack will finally let go of it, and he pulls MGK away from the ropes this time. Jack hooks the arms of MGK and drops him down with a Double-arm DDT, and rolls him over right away---he doesnt go for a cover though, but instead applies an armbar. MGK is screaming out in pain while reaching out for the ropes and being close enough he is able to get to them. At the count of four, he Jack lets go of it. Jack begins stalking MGK and with a grin coming across his face, as soon as MGK turns to face him Jack attempts to use one of MGKs signature moves, the Superkick!
Cole: Jack is trying to mock MGKs signature Superkick!
King: Take him down with his own move! Brilliant!
MGK catches the foot of Reckless Jack, and spins him around though. The moment he is facing him MGK is the one who connects with a devastating Superkick that nearly takes Jacks head off! MGK collapses after hitting the devastating kick, though, and Reckless Jack manages to catch himself on the turnbuckle so the referee cant even give a count for a knock out. Jack is out cold in the turnbuckle, though. MGK is nodding in and out, but is not able to bring himself up to his feet. Both men are trying to lift their heads to be able to go after each other again, but after the hell that theyve already gone through this is proving to be a difficult task.
King: Im not sure if MGK can compete.
Cole: Neither man looks to be able to compete.
Jack stumbles out of the corner, and while trying to hold his balance he drops down driving his elbow into the sternum of MGK. He keeps over him to attempt a cover One Two Th--MGK rolls his shoulder off of the canvas. Jack stares up at the referee not believing that he had counted so slow at this point of time. MGK pushes Jack away a bit, being able now to get up to his feet a little. Jack nails MGK directly in the skull before sending him across the ropes and standing near the middle of the ring---he is waiting to get a move done, but MGK jumps to the middle rope and springboards back to take Reckless Jack down with a cross body! He hooks the legs. One Two Jack rolls out of it.
King: Yes!
Jack: Close call there.
Jack and MGK are both quick to get to their feet, but from one quick stiff shot from MGK to Jack, Jack is laid out for a little while. MGKs own shot causes him to stumble back and forth before noticing that it is time for him to capitalize---MGK begins to climb to the ropes, but Jack gets to his feet only to fall right back onto the ropes purposely, to knock MGK off. MGKs legs split, and he hits the steel post with his manhood. He has a look of a sharp pain on his face as Jack is using the ropes to pull himself over to the turnbuckle.
King: Ooh, hes going to feel that one in the morning.
Cole: Ouch.
Jack delivers a hard right hand, and MGK fires back with one of his own as he is in a lot of pain. Jack starts to climb the ropes, still, in front of MGK but MGK is trying to battle him away. Reckless Jack delivers a hard shot to the ribs of MGK before preparing to take him off the top with a superplex, but MGK battles back now! MGK delivers a stiff knee to the abdomen of Jack. He is trying to push Jack back down to the center of the ring, but is unable to MGK and Jack are fighting at the top of the turnbuckle. Each one is exchanging their blows back and forth until MGK is finally wobbling back and forth trying to hold his balance!
Cole: Theyre both fighting up high!
King: And its a long way down!
Jack is attempting to take quick advantage, but MGK turns his body and delivers a hard shot to Jack. He sets him up for a suplex, and takes him over to the outside of the ring! Both men crash through the commentators table!
Cole: Oh Lord!
King: Shit!
MGK and Jack are both twitching but are not able to get to their feet. The referee looks at the clock noticing that there are still eight minutes left so he begins to count. One! Neither man has moved. Two! Still neither man has moved. Three! Jack is trying to roll over, but falls back down. Four! MGK twitches more trying to get back to his feet but same thing that happened to Jack---he cant find the strength to get up. Five! Theyre both laid out again.
King: Get up, Jack! You can do it!
Cole: Wha--why?
Six! Jack shakes his head a bit while looking up towards the rafters. Seven! Theyre both still out. Eight! MGK manages to sit up a little rolling onto his stomach while crawling on his hands and knees for the apron of the ring. Nine! Jack grabs MGK by the foot before he can get back inside the ring. Ten!
MGK: 3
Reckless Jack: 2
Cole: I cant believe what Ive seen!
King: Double count out!
MGK gets inside the ring breathing heavily pieces of the broken table are sticking into his back, only small pieces. Reckless Jack rolls into the ring after him, looking extremely hurt after the situation. His hand is holding his lower back, but he is still trying to pull himself up to his feet. Reckless Jack and MGK both get to their feet staring at each other. They look ready to continue this fight, but after a couple moments of standing---both men collapse. The referee is checking on both men, seeing if theyre even able to continue this competition.
King: MGK cant compete, get him out. New champ.
Cole: Neither man seems to be able to compete. MGK would retain.
Reckless Jack and MGK are both laying in puddles of their own blood, although the ring has been stained with the blood for a while. The referee gets to a count of ten before both men are to their knees and give a weak shot to each other! Jack tries to keep forward, but is met with another weak shot from MGK. This is all the power that they are able to put into each shot. Time is running out for Reckless Jack.
Cole: Jack better tie things up quickly.
King: I think you mean, take the lead.
Reckless Jack stumbles up to his feet, and as a few more seconds pass he finally delivers a hard right strike of his own! MGK stumbles back against the ropes, bouncing off of it to come back and hit Reckless Jack with his own punch again. Jack does the same as MGK and both men attempt a clothesline but take a step to the side seeing the others arm coming. MGK and Jack both face each other, but MGK goes for a quick standing clothesline! Jack ducks underneath it and does a backflip dropkick sending MGK towards the ropes.
King: Dont let up now!
Cole: And Jack could capitalize.
Jack grabs him on the way back preparing to lift him up, but MGK is holding on. Were down to the final seconds of Night of Champions! Both men seem to have gotten a renewed wind going through them, as Jack is trying to use the last of his strength to take what he believes to be the final pinfall to be able to become the new XHF World Heavyweight Champion. He attempts to take MGK over with a German suplex, holding the bridge, but MGK delivers a couple elbows to the side of Jacks head. Jack stumbles back a couple steps, and MGK goes against the ropes. Jack charges at him and MGK tries to flip him over---but Jack holds on. He spins him around and hooks both arms of MGK! He rolls him forward to attempt this cover, and since the referee is not looking---Jack puts his legs up on the ropes! One Two Three!
MGK: 3
Reckless Jack: 3
Cole: Jack just stole a cover to tie things up!
King: Tie? You mean take the lead!
The bell sounds at the end of this sixty minute Ironman match, and the score is tied. Reckless Jack is trying to raise his hand in the air as the winner of the match, and waiting for the arrival of the XHF Championship into the ring but the referee tells him that he didnt get the fourth cover that he thought he had earlier in the match.
King: He should be the champion!
Cole: He didnt get the cover he thought he did.
Reckless Jack is tugging at his own hair believing that he may have just been cost the match by not being able to score that pinfall---but the referee begins talking to the announcer.
Announcer: This match will continue under the sudden death rule!
Reckless Jack looks completely amazed at the announcement, and MGK looks to be a little frustrated. But he gets up to his feet panting for his air and proceeds to get to his own corner Reckless Jack is talking to the referee, seeming excited that he has yet another opportunity to take the belt. The bell sounds yet again, and the sudden death match is underway!
Cole: MGK should still be the World Heavyweight Champion.
King: You cant end Night of Champions like that!
Jack and MGK are trying to rush out of their corners but nearly fall over because of the sixty minutes of hell that theyve already gone through. MGK attempts to grapple up, but Jack delivers a stiff kick to the abdomen of MGK---he takes him over with a snap suplex, and just that simple move keeps both men down for a while.
Cole: The challenger is on the attack right now.
King: I think we have ourselves a winner. Get the champagne!
Jack is trying to get back up, and quickly attempts the cover over MGK. One Two MGK has to throw his shoulder from the canvas, and barely does. Jack crawls up to force himself to stand up---he looks at MGK who is now getting up as well, and he grapples up with him now. He attempts to take MGK over with another suplex, but MGK reverses it, and keeps it held in! He rolls himself and Jack over forcing Jack to get up before taking him over with a second suplex in a row! And he does this again, making it three, but continues on for a fourth.
Cole: Four suplexes!
King: That cant be! Hes a machine!
The series of suplexes that MGK had just delivered seemed to wear him down entirely. MGK shakes his head a bit refusing to let this be the end, and he starts crawling back up to his feet yet again Jack follows him up as well, and Jack is the one to begin this offense with a right haymaker right to the jaw of MGK! Jack keeps a hold of him though, but due to the shot, MGK pulls Jack back with him against the ropes. Jack sends MGK across the ring, and goes for a spinning kick on his return. MGK ducks underneath it, and does a springboard moonsault to the standing Reckless Jack!
King: Kick out, Jack!
Cole: Nice springboard from MGK!
Jack falls back and MGK attempts a cover by hooking the leg. One Two Reckless Jack kicks out! MGK is in disbelief, but both men are getting up to their feet yet again. Jack leans against the turnbuckle to support himself, and MGK is stumbling back and forth near the center of the ring. Reckless Jack comes out of the corner with a spring and takes MGK down to the canvas with a rough clothesline!
King: He could take it right here!
Cole: I wouldnt be surprised.
Jack manages to put his arm over MGK to try and put an end to this match again. One Two Th--Kick out! Jack is starting to get frustrated about the fact that MGK kicked out, and MGK is trying yet again to get up to his feet. Jack uses the ropes to balance himself, and this time when he charges at MGK, MGK manages to leap into the air to take him down with a shoulder block. Jack rolls out of the ring and brings a chair into his hands. He brings it into the ring, and starts stumbling around but uses the chair to support himself again.
Cole: Whats he doing with that chair?
King: Well, its obvious. After what theyve gone through ,he needs something to support himself!
The referee is telling Jack that he will be disqualified if he uses the chair, but Reckless Jack is trying to get the referee out of his way. MGK manages to push himself up to his feet. Both men are staring at each other, as Reckless Jack is preparing to swing with the weapon! MGK manages to duck underneath it and attempts a Superkick landing it square on the chair sending Reckless Jack back against the ropes and busted further open. Jack grasps the ropes tightly to keep himself from falling to the canvas, where MGK might be able to finish it.
King: Oh no!
Cole: MGK could end it right here!
MGK stumbles towards Reckless Jack, and grabs him by the hair to pull him back, but Jack pushes MGK back against the referee! The referee hits the turnbuckle and is pain looking away. As MGK is trying to check on the referee, Jack picks up the steel chair and stalks the busy champion the moment he is to his feet, Jack connects with a hard shot right to the skull, then drops the chair and collapses on MGK. Hes not even trying to cover him, but from the energy that this match had consumed from both competitors, he cant even find the strength to stay on his feet.
Cole: Neither man can stay on his feet. But he used that damn chair!
King: Come on, ref!
The referee starts pulling himself towards the two, and seeing Jack covering MGK. One. Two. Three!
MGK: 3
Reckless Jack: 4
Winner and NEW XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Reckless Jack!!
King: Hes done it! Hes the new World Heavyweight Champion!
Cole: This was stolen! Night of Champions was stolen away from MGK!
