Post by Mr. Blood on Oct 7, 2024 19:16:31 GMT -5
Legacy 30: Pier One Brawl
October 7th, 2024
HMS Belfast, London
October 7th, 2024
HMS Belfast, London
There are a few lines of distortion, and broken code before the fuzzy recording came into frame.
Torches burned in the darkness, guttering near the low stone ceiling. The smoke hung in the air like a gray haze, and the man was shoved down in his seat by a pair of hulking brutes. They wore the faces of beasts, and looked ready to lay some punches on the figure.
Donzig: Chemosh. Coyote.
They glared angrily, and stepped back as a man stepped from the shadows. Two more figures lurked behind him, their faces hidden behind gleaming skulls. The hooded man stepped closer and light gleamed off metal under his hood as he snapped his fingers.
A wooden chair was thumped down on the cracked stone floor, and he settled on it. A hand lifted to push back his hood, and the cold metal mask of the Scourge. He hissed, leaning forward.
Donzig: You can hear it can’t you? It is all I hear here in the Heart of the Darkness. The scream, the echoing howls of a dying world. I know you can.
A muffled reply, and Donzig sniffed.
Donzig: Don’t worry, I won’t show you it yet. Your mind is not ready for infinity, for the glimpse of how empty the universe is. How much it hates us.
Not yet.
Donzig fell silent, and his eyes drifted upwards as he leaned back in the chair. His head tilting before he shrugged.
Donzig: You see I have nothing against you, but you’re in my fucking way. I want to turn him back, and he won’t turn because of you! You are what drives him, you are what gives him strength! To break him, I must break you.
The figure struggled against the bindings, shaking his head it seemed as he tried to scream through his gag. Donzig watched him absently, his eyes uncaring behind his mask. He pulled out a chess piece on a chain, absently stroking it between his fingers. The chain coiled around them as he hissed.
Donzig: I am going to turn you into one of us. You will join Donzig-gun. You will take your rightful place at our side, and together we will watch this reality die.
And he will join us.
Donzig rose, his voice sounding amused.
Donzig: One big happy family.
The crowd is gathered around the ring which stands beneath a large canopy before the massive ship docked at the pier on the River Thames. This is the HMS Belfast, and standing before it is a small scale version of the WUK Ramp and the PADDING-TRON!
The fans cheer, and then the massive guns of the ship blast forth in quick successions of 5! Thirty blasts for Legacy Thirty! And then the camera cuts to the WUK announce team, and back to the fans!
Tucker: What do you think that was all about?
Torchwood: Its hard to say when you are dealing with a mind as twisted and cruel as Donzig’s, lad!
Fulton: Best to stay out of Donzig-gun business.
The three nod, and then Torchwood continues.
Torchwood: We are on the road to Battle of Britain Three, and the WUK Heavyweight Championship is on the line with Lord Dominicus facing off against Bloodied Fox! And maybe Wesley Crane?
Fulton: Maybe? Maybe?
Torchwood: Donzig will face the legend Doc Holliday in a stretcher match as he sets to carve his name into XHF legend as the most dominant X-Crown Champion of all time!
Tucker: The Battle of Britain will have three debuts as newcomer ‘Money Bags’ Sean Alex Junior enters Breton Warfare!
But we will also see the returns of WUK legends: Ryan Young and Seth Dillinger!
The fans explode, and start to chant ‘LGBTKO! LGBTKO!’
Tucker: The winner of Battle of Britain will face the WUK Heavyweight Champion at New Years Brawl!
Fulton: Salazar is heading for the ring! Legacy starts now!
Match: The High Rollers vs. Bad to the Bone
WUK Tag Team Championship Match
Weighing in at 460 pounds, this is BAD TO THE BONE!
The fans cheer as the Domini-cruiser comes barreling down the pier, and stops behind the crowd that parts. And then Lord Dominicus steps from the passenger side, and holds the WUK Heavyweight Championship high.
Big Bone follows, and they head through the crowd before the HMS Belfast looking very serious.
Tucker: Bad to the Bone out here to right a wrong, and that wrong was the theft of the WUK Tag Team Championships!
Fulton: A theft? The real theft is that WUK Championship on LD’s shoulder! And Crane will fix that at BoB!
Tucker: I think Bloodied Fox has something to say about that!
Frank Salazar continues as the fans are cheering LD who climbs the turnbuckle to hold the belt high.
Salazar: And their opponents representing the High Roller’s Club at 448 pounds! They are the reigning and defending WUK Tag Team Champions! They are the team of the American Icon, Preston Andre Reese, and his partner the WUK Xtreme Champion ‘the High Roller’ Wesley Crane!
The fans boo, jeering as the pyros hit on the ramp in the shadow of the great ship. And then Reese comes from the back, undoing his jacket to display the WUK Tag Team Title. Crane emerges a moment later, both belts on his shoulders as they stand back to back before making the finger guns to level at the ring.
The fans jeer, and they start down the ramp. Rolling inside the ring, and Reese starts talking trash as Crane holds his belts high.
Tucker: Would you sit down! Seriously, Fulton!
Fulton: You should be standing before wrestling royalty!
Torchwood: Lads!
The two teams face off, listening to the referee before he motions them back. Reese looks to start for the HRC, and Big Bone steps forward as the bell rings. Big Bone comes in for the lock up, and Reese acts like he is going to before he steps aside before starting to hammer kicks into the legs of the big man!
The fans jeer, and Reese hits a dropkick that sends him into the ropes! A few forearms to the back, and the referee tries to pull them apiary! Reese grabs for Big Bone, and goes for the Russian Legsweep!
Torchwood: Reese could be one of the best wrestlers in WUK–
Fulton: Could be?
Big Bone fires off a few quick elbows, breaking free before he grabs Reese’s hand to snap his fingers apart! Reese howls, jerking his hand away as he staggers back only to be fired at the ropes!
Tucker: TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!
Cover!
1…
….2…
……Kickout!
The fans jeer, and Big Bone rises as he reaches for Reese who pops a shot into his face. Big Bone jerks back, and Reese rolls to his feet before he hits the ropes to deliver HAMMER BAY! Big Bone staggers, and Reese hits another!
Then he drops back, nailing a SUPERKICK!
Fulton: Precision offense!
Torchwood: It was a flurry of strikes!
COVER!
…..1….
…..2….
……FEET ON THE ROPES FROM REESE!
The fans boo, and the referee points! He argues with Reese, who frowns at him before he reaches for Big Bone once more! ROLL UP!
1….
….2…
……KICKOUT!
Tucker: Two near falls!
Fulton: Reese is toying with him!
Torchwood: Please!
The fans are back in it, as Big Bone dives across the ring! Tag to LD who runs at Reese, who makes a tag of his own! The crowd goes wild as Crane steps inside the ring, smirking at Dominicus who stalks closer.
TAG TO REESE!
Torchwood: The fans did not like that.
Tucker: Dominicus didn’t like that!
Reese laughs, smirking as he shrugs at Lord Dominicus. But the WUK Champion charges in, throwing a flurry of punches before he fires Reese at the ropes! DROPKICK TO THE KNEE!
Reese drops, and starts to rise before LD nails him with the SHINING WIZARD!
COVER!
1….
…..2….
…..
…….CRANE BREAKS THE COUNT!
Torchwood: Crane saved this one!
Fulton: That is why the tag team titles will stay right where they are!
The fans are furious as Crane keeps kicking at Lord Dominicus as the referee is distracted by Big Bone trying to get in the ring. Reese soon joins in, the pair hammering away at the WUK Champion as Reese pauses to mock Big Bone every so often!
Tucker: This is disgusting! This is blatant!
Fulton: If Big Bone would quit cheating!
Dominicus is on his feet, and snapped at the ropes by Crane! Crane hits the Spinebuster, and Reese catches the falling LD with a cutter! The fans boo, and Crane yells for the referee as he dives outside!
Fulton: They call that the Golden Touch!
Torchwood: Impressive!
COVER!
1….
…..2….
…….
……THHHHHHRRRR—---KICKOUT!
The fans explode, and Reese stares at LD. Crane gapes on the apron, and then Reese curses as he grabs LD’s mask to jerk him upwards. He fires off a few punches, and then makes the tag to Crane. Crane fires LD into the corner!
EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! AND ANOTHER! AND A THIRD!
Torchwood: The champion in trouble!
Dominicus falls to the mat, and starts to rise as Crane drops back with the arm pumping dice roll taunt of the High Roller’s Club. And he lines up his knee, and the fans boo as LD rises slowly.
Crane charges in for IN DA FACE, but Dominicus drops low! The fans explode as Crane hits the corner, and staggers back only to be clobbered by a DICK PUNCH as the referee scrambles out of the way! Reese starts through the ropes, but LD hits him with a DDT!
Tucker: Dominicus on a rampage!
The fans are going wild, an LD leaps onto the ropes!
SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
1…
….2…..
……..FOOT ON THE ROPES!
Fulton: Thank god!
Torchwood: The ring awareness of Wesley Crane just saved the Tag Team gold!
Dominicus drags Crane across the ring, and tags Big Bone. And the big man goes inside, and starts battering away at the Xtreme Champion before he fires off the Bonesaw! The fans cheer, and Crane shakes his head as he tries to rise. Big Bone stomps at him, and yanks him upwards before snapping him at the ropes!
BLIND TAG!
Reese comes over the ropes, and hits a dropkick on Big Bone! The fans are livid, and he starts firing off kicks and punches before he rolls behind him to lock on the Sleeper Hold! Big Bone staggers, and tries to grab at him as Reese tightens the hold!
Torchwood: Reese once again showing off his wrestling acumen!
Tucker: Big Bone looks to be fading!
Big Bone grabs at Reese’s hands, and tries to shake him off! Then he throws himself into the corner once, and then twice! Reese drops off, and Big Bone barrels in for the elbow! But Reese dives aside, and hits the DISASTER KICK!
Fulton: YES!
Reese drags Big Bone to his feet, and the fans are fuming as he motions for the Starkiller!
Fulton: Star–
Tucker: Whoa! Whoa! There is an injunction, sir!
Fulton: That lawsuit is–
Tucker: Pending in a court of law!
Fulton: You son of–
Tucker: I am sure you could call it ‘Roll the Bones’.
—Anyhow!
Big Bone drops, and Reese makes the cover!
1…
….2….
……LD makes the save! The fans explode, and Reese rises only to be nailed with the Dick Punch as the referee is arguing with Crane! Reese drops, and starts to crawl for his corner as Dominicus drags Big Bone over to make the tag!
Crane and LD face off, and the fans explode as they start throwing shots!
BOO! YAY!
BOO! YAY!
BOO! YAY!
Crane snaps LD at the corner, but Dominicus reverses! Crane hits the ropes, and LD leaps onto them to deliver the DARKNESS! The crowd is on its feet, and LD climbs the ropes once more before Reese suddenly grabs Crane to pull him from the ring! The fans are livid as he grabs the belts from the timekeepers, supporting Crane as they head back up the ramp as LD comes down as the referee counts!
3...4…….5…..6….7….
Torchwood: You can’t be serious!
Tucker: This is a disgrace to the WUK Tag Team titles!
Fulton: Please, the Bastards held them for a year!
The fans are furious as the champs keep backing up even as LD leaps down from the ringpost, and rolls from the ring. He starts after them, not waiting for Big Bone and is mocked by Crane who holds the belt high as he leans on Reese.
…..8…..9….
Tucker: BOO!
…..10!
Salazar: Your winners BAD TO THE BONE! But STILL your WUK Tag Team Champions, REESE AND CRANE!
Lord Dominicus is furious, and glares at Crane who vanishes into the back. Even as the fans start to chant ‘BAD TO THE BONE!’
Tucker: This isn’t over!
Fulton: Why is LD obsessed with Crane?