Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 4, 2017 0:54:39 GMT -5
XHF's 6th Annual Birthday Show
This year's theme for the 6th of Birthday Show: "Birthday" by The Beatles
"Birthday" by The Beatles blasts over the P.A. system as the crowd are up on their feet cheering wildly! Pyros erupt from the stage as the camera pans the entire arena showing the sell out crowd in all their glory!
Cole: And we are live on this Monday Night bringing you the XHF's Birthday Show.
King: That's right Cole 6 years in the making here tonight with 6 matches on the cards tonight seeing some of the best the XHF has to offer.
Cole: And to top it off a classic Main Event with XHF's best both past and present. Can AJ overcome the odds and retain the gold.
King: My money on Mongo Cole can't go wrong with the boss!
BOOM! Ladies And Gentlemen by Saliva starts blasting over the PA system. Pyros are going off on the stage all over the place.
"Ladies and gentlemen please
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe"
"Like nothing you've ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you'll be begging for more"
"Welcome to the show
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen"
Joe Everyman then comes out onto the stage. He looks into the crowd. Maria Williams walks out from behind Joe and looks into the crowd too. Joe gives Maria a kiss on the cheek as they both start to walk down the ramp.
"Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen"
"Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?"
"Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen"
Joe Everyman and Maria Williams continue walking down the ramp looking into the crowd. Joe then comes to the end of the ramp and does a Brock Lesnar esk jump.
"Ladies and gentlemen good evening
You've seen that seeing is believing
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding
Please check to see if you're still breathing"
"Hold tight cause the show it not over
If you will please move in closer
Your about to be bowled over
By the wonders you're about to behold here"
"Welcome to the show
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen"
Joe Everyman walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He looks around in the crowd and hold up his arm. Then loud blue pyros shoot from the ring posts. Joe stands in the middle of the ring and waits.
Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen
Cole:: I think that song was used somewhere else...
King:: No no it wasn't
Cole:: Yeah it was used in the WWE-
King:: SHUT UP COLE!
Awesomeness isnt a Word, Its A Lifestyle
That infamous quote shoots out of the speakers like a shotgun as the single vocal note and the acidy opening guitar riff of Pretty Handsome Awkward by The Used begin to blare from the main speakers.
KICKIN IT OUT!!!
Just as this is herd a blinding light engulfs the arena and once your eyes are able to adjust what you see in front of you is an Awesome sight to say the least. Written in big white neon lettering is the name Steve Awesome that is set against a fifteen by ten foot heart logo. And right in the front of it, was a figure cloaked in a silhouette with its arms outstretched like a crucifix pose.
After the riff plays through a few times the neon lights die down and our replaced by a single white spotlight the illuminates the Blast of Class himself, still holding that crucifix pose. He is dressed in a pair of black tights with a wicked S logo that wrapped all the way around his legs and in the middle of the that is a red heart logo with just an Anarchy A sign inside them. His boots are black with amazing bright blue kick pads. To the ring he wears a navy blue trench vest encrusted with silver diamonds that sparkle in the spotlight. As the verse begins to play he slowly saunters to the ring.
Your dream vacation is my hostage refuge
A work in progress you bleed
Just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ, make me an offer
Walks on the rain you bleed
Just like you puke while running a mile
At this point Awesome slides into the ring as a light graphic of the heart logo is shown flashing in the middle of the ring. The chorus begins to repeat itself.
Hey, are you okay? (okay)
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay? (okay)
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Steve Awesome arrogantly drops to one knee in the middle of the ring the hood of his trench vest still placed over his head. You can see him as he slowly raises one arm and kisses his muscle before flexing and then does the same with the other arm and the flips his hood back cueing up pyro to rain from the ceiling as the crowd boo.
Do you feel okay? (okay)
You look pretty low
Pretty low, pretty low
Pretty handsome awkward
Once the pyro die down Steve Awesome gets to his feet and climbs a turnbuckle and outstretches his arms and begins to explain to everyone just how good he really is.
Cole:: The ever cocky steve Awesome
King:: Woo!....I love this kid Cole, he's flashy he's fast and he is cocky
Cole:: Yeah yeah...
King:: Don't make me turkey slap you again you little bitch faced weasel...
Singles Match
Steve Awesome vs. Joe Everyman
The bell rings as Steve and Joe both circle the ring, Joe being a respectable young man reaches out to shake Steve's hand, Awesome shrugs and reaches out, just before they're about to shake hands Awesome blasts Joe everyman with a forearm that sends him down to the mat, the crowd boo's as Awesome brush's off his impressive looking abs.Everyman gets to his feet and rubs his jaw, Awesome looks ack and says "what?". Joe seems to explode and come right at Awesome with hard forearms and rights and lefts backing Awesome into the corner, he hits a hard knife edge chop and continues the onslaught, after the count of five the referee pulls Everyman back to a chprus of boo's, as the crowd wanted Everyman to keep beating the cocky young Awesome. As everyman comes in after Awesome again, Awesome hits a knee to Everymans stomach and then a europea uppercut with so much force Everyman lands on his back.
Cole:: Good god what a forearm
King:: That was a european uppercut you idiot
Cole:: You're a poopy head!
Awesome pulls everyman back to his feet, he pushs everyman bac and then brings him forward into a hard short arm clothesline, he brushes off his abs again before going for the pin, 1...2..everyman kicks out. Awesome pulls Everyman up and locks in a reverse headlock. He keeps it sintched in as Everyman kicks his legs going for the ropes, he can't quite make it there so he turns his body getting to one knee, both men get to their feet, Everyman hits Awesome in the stomach with an elbow, and another elbow, Awesome releases the headlock and Everyman goes to run to the ropes, Awesome however grabs a hold of Everymans hair and yanks him down to the mat, the crowd boos louder as Awesome gets frustrated and mounts Everyman hitting a few stiff forearm shots and then a few hard rights. Awesome goes for another pin 1...2..Everyman kicks out again, Awesome slams his fist on the mat and pulls Everyman to his feet, , Everyman slaps Awesome's hands away and hits a hard right hand before finally running to the ropes, a dazed Awesome comes to and leaps up spinning his body in the air hitting a spinning heel kick, the crowd oo's as Awesome gets to his feet and points to everyman screaming "now that is fucking awesome!"
Cole:: Oh come on...can we tone down the cockyness?!
King:: I like it...
Cole:: You would!
Awesome lays a foot on everymans chest 1..2..everyman kicks out, Awesome shakes his head and goes for a more conventional pin 1...2..again Everyman kicks out. Awesome gets to his feet and kicks the bottom rope getting frustrated. He pulls Everyman up and pushes him into the corner, Awesome slaps everyman in the face and smirks before whipping him across the ring, Awesome points to Everyman and runs across the ring right into Everymans boot!, the crowd comes alive as Joe comes back from the dead. Everyman comes running from the corner and hits an STO. He goes to pin Awesome 1...2..Awesome kicks out, Everyman gets to his feet and signalls for the EKO(everyman knock out/RKO). As Awesome gets to his feet Everyman goes for it, Awsome holds Everyman up and throws him to the mat, Everyman holds his back and gets to his feet, Awesome picks him up and goes for the SteveKO(TKO), Everyman elbows Awesome in the face and drops back behind him, he kicks Awesome in the stomach and goes for the twist of fate, Awesome spins out of it and as Everyman turns around Awesome picks him up and hits the SteveKO perfectly, Awesome pins 1...2...3!
Winner Via Pinfall: Steve Awesome.
The lights go out in the arena and then the intro for Boy Hits Car's "The Rebirth" play's over the P.A. system. The ramp way lights up on each side with traditional Japanese paper lamps.
Rebirth (whispered)
Immerse yourself
in this moment
Think about our rebirth
As the guitars kick the paper lamps explode into fireworks shooting upwards in an angle towards the ring. A red hue takes over the arena
Lets get connected
Lets get united
Lets run away out of these vows of these men of structure
Whoa I wanna get connected
So we can get electric
Then we'll set our souls free dancing into rapture
A light shines down on the center of the ramp and there is Shiyen on both knee's as if he's praying, he then makes the motion of seppuku across his stomach up to his chest and pounds his heart and hops to his feet as the house lights come back and up He flips a traditional Japanese robe off his shoulders.
Oh oh
Here comes the rebirth
Shiyen makes his way down the ramp his hands out to each side letting the fans slap his hands as he walks by, he's in his wrestling gear of black baggy pants with Shi written down his right leg and Yen written down his left in dark red, his pants are tucked into his black boots with dark red kick pads.
Pushing outwards
From our swollen hearts
It's time to fuse ourselves when love set free loves burning spirit
Cuz everyone seems
Cold and emotionless
I can smell the hunger, taste the angry air who resurrects this
Shiyen stands at the ring for a second before leaping between the bottom and middle rope, rolling into the ring and stopping in the center on one knee he looks around the arena and then does the seppuku motion once more before hoping to his feet
You'll find a place where
You'll beholden to no one
Except yourself so let them come and see ya standing naked
Full of passion
Flowing inside out
Into creation becoming one with present
So go get connected
Unshackled essence
Lets fuck away morality, you might be independent
Oh I wanna get connected
So we can get electric
Then we'll set our souls free dancing into rapture
Oh oh
Immerse yourself in this moment
Think about our rebirth
Shiyen goes to his corner cracking his knuckles and rolling his neck to crack it, he sits low to the ground stretching his leg's from side to side while awaiting the opening bell.
Cole: Shiyen look confident here in the first of out title matches tonight.
King: Yea but he's going against the the force that is Venom.
The lights of the XHF arena dim as the voice of Puff Daddy overtakes the PA system followed by the voice of Nas.
The Main Event has returned...
Its been a long time
been a long time comin'
Looks like the death of me now
But you know, there's no turning back now.
This is what makes me.
This is what I am.
As the chorus hits the stage fills up with fog and everyone in the arena rise to there feet in anticipation. Green lights shine through the fog back and forth until they stop on the entrance way and a man known as a legend emerges from the entrance way. Some of the crowd pops at the sight of a true legend and others boo for the pure hatred of the man as Venom walks through the fog. He stops at the top of the ramp and looks around at the screaming crowd. His trench vest is long down to his knees covering up most of the XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship around his waist. He wears his traditional black tights with a V on each side in white, a black head band low over his eyes, black tape on his wrists, and tops it off with sweet ass pick pads and long black boots with Vs on each side of them as well. He grins cockily and begins to walk down the ramp as the first verse hits.
Don't hate me, hate the money I see, clothes that I buy
Ice that I wear, clothes that I try
Close your eyes, picture me rollin,
sixes, money foldin
Bitches honeys that swollen
the riches, nas get in ya
most critically acclaimed pulitzer prize winner
best storyteller thug narrator my style's greater
model dater, big threat to a lot of you haters
commentators bring aside try watchin my paper
almost a decade quite impressive
most of the best is in the essence
for this rap shit that I stand for
expanding more to the big screen
bill gates dreams
but it seems youd rather see me in jail
with state dreams
want me off the scene fast
but good things last
like your favorite m.c. still makin' some mean cash
first rapper to bring a platinum plaque
back to the projects
but you still wanna hate, be my guest
I suggest
Venom stands at the side of the ring as the first verse ends and he mouths Hate me to the fans shouting at him at ring side and then leaps effortlessly onto the side of the ring and then up over the ropes into the ring. Venom then spins around in the center of the ring and throws his arms out as he does posing for the crowd. Venom then heads to the corner as the music fades.
Junior Heavyweight Title Match
Venom vs. Shiyen
The bell dings but not to start the match, the ring announcer steps forward and brings the mic to his lips
Announcer:: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your XHF junior heavyweight title match, standing in the corner to my left, standing five foot ten, weighing in at one hundred and ninty five pounds, from Cleveland Ohio, he is...SHHHIYYYEENNN"
He gets a half and half result as the fans don't know what to do. The announcer then turns his attention to the champion
Announcer:: "Standing in the corner to my right, he is the current XHF Junior heavyweight champion, he stands five foor nine, and weighs in at two hundred and nineteen pounds, he hails from Atlanta Georgia, he is VEEEENNNOMMM"
Again a mixed reaction, the announcer steps back as the referee takes over and rings the bell. Venom and Shiyen both circle around the ring, Shiyen puts his hand up to lock it with Venom, Venom nods and reaches up, then suddenly snaps back and kicks Shiyen in the ribs, Shiyen takes a step back and holds the area as Venom smirks. Shiyen shakes his head as the two again move around the ring. The lock up, Venom pulls Shiyen into a side headlock, Shiyen pushes Venom off and into the ropes, Venom comes back and hits a hard shoulder tackle, Shiyen lands hard on the mat, Venom runs to the ropes and Shiyen roles under him, Venom comes back as Shiyen gets to his feet and goes for a hiptoss taking Venom over onto his back. Venom holds his back and winces in pain, as he tries to get to his feet Shiyen threatens one of those stiff kicks and Venom rolls under it and gets to his feet in the corner a few feet away from Shiyen and his dangerous legs.
Cole: Venom with an escape there.
King: Yea but for how long.
Venom and Shiyen lock up again, this time Shiyen locks Venom's arm in a top wristlock, Venom rolls through and spins before nipping up and hitting a hard forearm. Shiyen seems to laugh at this and wrentch the wristlock back in, Venom almost can't beleive he hit Shiyen and he didn't let go. Again Venom rolls and spins before nipping up, this time he leaps up and spins hitting a pele kick!, The kick connects with Shiyens head and Venom gets to his feet shaking out his wrist as Shiyen shakes out his head. Venom quickly dodges down behind Shiyen in a waistlock before picking him up and slamming him face down, Venom spins over Shiyens body and locks in a front headlock, Shiyen pushes up to his knees as Venom keeps the headlock locked in, Shiyen gets to his feet and picks Venom up throwing him back in a delayed northern lights suplex, Shiyen bridges 1..2...kickout by Venom who lets go of the headlock
Cole: The Champ looks to be in trouble here tonight.
King: I'm telling you Cole we got a new champion here tonight!
Venom quickly gets back to his feet, Shiyen takes a little longer as he sucks in the breathes after the headlock, Venom meets Shiyen as he gets to his feet and hits a few forearms pushing Shiyen into the corner, Venom then hits a hard knife edge chop, Shiyen holds his chest and breathes deep trying to suck back in the air venom just chopped out, Venom hits another chop, a red welt forming on Shiyens chest. Venom ith a third Chop, this time Shiyen looks back at Venom and begs him for another, Venom obliges and Shiyen pushes Venom out of the way and walks around the ring with his hands on his hips shaking his head, he turns back to Venom who hits a fifth chop, this time Shiyens right leg twitches and slams into the side of Venoms face sending him down, Shiyen begs for Venom to get to his feet but Venom rolls under the bottle rope and shakes his head holding his face.
King: Look at that Cowardness!
Cole: Looks like you may be right about Shiyen tonight.
Venom gets onto the ring apron as the referee counts to 5, Shiyen goes at Venom who jumps back down onto the floor breaking the count, Venom walks around the ring and gets back onto the ring apron, he gets into the ring and stares at Shiyen who bounces around a little, they lock up, Shiyen goes for another kick, thistime Venom catches Shiyens leg, slams his elbow into it and hits a dragon screw takedown. Shoyen holds his knee as Venom keeps hold of the injured leg and places it between his own dropping down twisting and contorting Shiyens knee. Venom keeps working o the leg as he turns Shiyen around and locks in a Single leg crab, Shiyen screams in pain and reches out for the bottom rope but can't quite make it, Shiyen again reaches out and claws his way there and grabs it, the referee tells Venom to let go, Venom gets to his feet and pulls Shiyen back into the center of the ring by his leg and locks in an STF. The referee askes Shiyen if he wants to give up, Shiyen screams "No!".
King: Its over Cole its over!
Cole: It's not over yet!
Venom keeps the hold locked in as the fans start a small "shiyen" chant. Shiyen claws and pulls his body towards the ropes as Venom lays ontop of him trying to prevent it, Shiyen reaches out and gets there, Venom releases the hold and stomps on Shiyens leg, he pulls shiyen to his feet, he picks shiyen up in a foremans carry going for a v-nominal 3, he flips Shiyen over but Shiyen lands on his feet and limps a little, he turns around and ducks a clotrhesline from Venom before hitting a release german suplex, Shiyen gets to his feet and shakes out his leg, Venom gets to his knees and Shiyen shoots forward hitting a stiff kick to Venoms chest, then another and another, Shiyen slams his fists on the ground and hits a fourth kick that sends Venom into the corner, Venom pulls himself to his feet and Shiyen signals for the handstand enzuguri, as he does the handstand he lands and before he can leap up again Venom drops down and leaps out dropkicking Shiyens bad knee, Shiyen buckles down in pain as Venom rolls around shaking his head trying to get his bearings
Cole: Venom taking too many knocks to the head maybe.
King: Nah he's just crazy.
Venom gets to his feet and pulls Shiyens leg, he kicks it hard and then again stiffly at the knee, he pulls Shiyen up, Shiyen hopes around on his sore leg and leaps up with an enzuguri, Venom spins and lands with his throat against the middle rope, Shiyen gets to his feet and spins around, Venom has his back to him!, Shiyen leaps up going for the Shiitsuonyomi (The choke of death.), as he drops down Venom kicks off the ropes and flips back landing behind Shiyen, he X's his arms and hits the X-plex(cross armed german suplex, Venom pins 1...2..3
Winner and still Junior heavyweight champion: Venom
The lights begin to flash as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC hits the speakers. Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon emerge from the entryway. Ron looks out to everyone at attendance as Curtis pounds his chest with his fists and then raises his arms in the air. Mr. Slave comes out behind them, starts slapping the hands of several fans, including some black folks. Ron Gibson sees this and slaps Mr. Slave across the face, then grabs him by the head and yells at him. He lets go and continues walking down the ramp. Displaying a look of disgust, as he sees people of all races booing his ass. He ignores them because of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly. Starring into thr crowd. Curtis walks alongside him, screaming about how he's going to rip his opponents tonight in half. Mr. Slave just follows them along. Ron and Curtis enter the ring. Curtis climbs one corner and pounds his chest again, showing off to the audience. Ron gets up on the opposite corner and yells obscenties at certain fans. They then meet in their corner and talk strategy until the match begins.
Cole: Dirty Deal is out here looking for gold!
King: Something they should have never lost!
Instantly "This Is Why I Rock" by MIMS feat. Purple Popcorn hits the PA system and The New Deal comes out from behind the curtain, followed by Angelica. Christopher Velez is seen trying to pump up the crowd with fist pumps and slapping his chest, as Ryan Velez is slowly walking down the ramp way. When Ryan makes it halfway to the ring Christopher runs down and slides into the ring, and then walking over and climbing onto the second rope spreading his arms apart. Angelica makes it next to Ryan, and Ryan paces up and down as Angelica shouts words of encouragement to him. Ryan finally runs to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope, before pushing himself and flipping onto his feet. Angelica walks over where Christopher is still on the second turnbuckle, and Christopher gives her a military salute. He finally gets off the second turnbuckle and walks towards Ryan, and the two of them begin talking strategy.
Cole: And the tag-team champions are here!
King: Cheaters. Cheaters!
Taipei Flaming Barbwire Lynchmob Deathmatch for the Tag Team Titles.
New Deal (c) vs. Dirty Deal
Before the sound of the bell, all four men get their hands taped up by multiple officials that way the match can get started at an earlier time rather than having to wait, and then dipped into glass as they look at each other. After that is done, the referee waits for the rest of the officials to get to safety before calling for the bell, and then he runs for safety himself!
Cole: Wow, whos going to really officiate this?
King: It doesnt take eyes to see someone hit another guy whos hanging upside down with some random crap.
Cole: true.
Ron Gibson takes a swing at Ryan right off the bat, but Ryan manages to duck underneath it. He goes for a swing of his own to nail Ron directly in the head! Curtis gets a cheap shot on Ryan at this time, as Christopher tries to come in to stop him at this point. Curtis fights with Christopher the moment he tries and starts to send him back near the ropes before going for a running start at him---Christopher manages to move out of the way, and Curtis just gets the barbed wire stuck into his skin!
Cole: Ouch!
King: Thats going to make him bleed.
Ron is back to his feet, as is Ryan. The New Deal grabs Ron and uses a double Irish whip to send him into Curtis Kanyon, forcing the barbed wire to dig deeper. Ron bounces back a little bit and gets lifted up with a double back drop! They try to end it early by getting the rope near the foot of Ron, but Curtis gets there just in time to take them both down with a double clothesline. Both men bounce right back to their feet, as Ron is getting up. Ryan goes after Curtis but gets met with a stiff punch to his abdomen. Christopher delivers a stiff kick to the abdomen of Curtis before getting taken down with a bulldog from Ron!
Cole: Dirty Deal seems to be trying to keep one step ahead of the New Deal.
King: But the Dirty Deal has experience, and do you know how long they had those belts! Theyll get them back!
Ron lifts Christopher right up and begins to pummel away at his head with the glass. The glass cuts up the skin of Christopher, as he is trying to defend himself but it is just making matters worse. Ryan grabs Curtis from the side and lifts him up instantly to take him down with a high angle sidewalk slam! Ron picks Ryan up but gets stunned for a moment with a jawbreaker from Ryan. Ryan gets right back up to his feet, as Christopher is trying to wipe the blood from his own head but he takes his hand away realizing that its just full of glass.
Cole: Christopher could already seriously be hurt.
King: Hes a wrestler, hell get over it.
Ryan tries to fight Ron back against the ropes, as Curtis is now getting back to his feet. He sees Christopher getting up, and sends him right back down with a GORE! Ryan turns towards Curtis, who is getting up. Curtis goes for a second gore, but this time he gets taken down with a scissor leg sweep! Ron picks Ryan up, but Ryan grabs him and digs the glass into his sides. Ron screams out in agony as Ryan uses a lot of his strength to lift the big man off his feet with a belly to belly suplex!
King: Wow!
Cole: I cant believe he lifted him!
Christopher starts to get up, but is trying to cover his ribs after the gore that he received. Curtis is already back up to his feet, as the momentum has lifted in Ryan. Curtis goes for a clothesline, but Ryan ducks underneath it and tries to go for the Vertabreaker, but Curtis delivers a couple elbow strikes to stop it. Curtis and Ryan face each other for a moment, but Curtis lifts him up this time with belly to back suplex, but he remains standing.
King: As soon as he gets the momentum, he loses it.
Cole: Whats this!
Christopher is seen with a weapon, and Curtis doesnt notice this. Christopher hits Curtis directly in the back with a flaming barbed wire 2x4! Curtis screams out in pain and runs towards the ropes only to hit more barbed wire. Ron gets up and see Christopher coming after him now, and he ducks the first one, but Christopher swings it back to hit Ron directly in the lower back! Ryan gets up to his feet and looks around for a moment. He tries to pull Curtis back, and Christopher motions for Ryan to hold him. And so he does.
King: No! Let him go!
Cole: This isnt good for Dirty Deal!
Christopher goes to hit Curtis directly in the skull, but Curtis moves out of the way and the weapon connects with Ryan! Ryan stumbles back, and as soon as Christopher turns towards Curtis, he gets a second GORE! This time Curtis takes him all the way over and they both crash through the ropes even tearing them from the turnbuckle! They land through a table covered in barbed wire and lay out it seems. Christopher is absolutely motionless, as Curtis is looking up trying to catch his wind.
King: Oh my god!
Cole: Out of desperation!
Ron tries to take advantage of the downed Ryan, but Ryan is trying to battle back with everything he has. He gets a stiff kick to Ron and attempts to lift him up---Ron reverses it and keeps to the canvas! With a hard kick from Ron, Ron lifts Ryan up right away and hits the Race Hate!
King: This is all but over.
Cole: They still have a chance. Both men have to hit him!
Ron drags Ryan to the middle of the ring and quickly attaches his foot to the noose. He motions for the guy above to start lifting it up, and it is done. Ryan seems to be out of it, entirely, while Ron picks up the weapon that Christopher had dropped after the gore. He hits Ryan directly in the head with it, and Ryan starts screaming out in pain as he starts wriggling to try and get free! Blood drips from his forehead as he is still defenseless.
King: One!
Cole: Curtis is getting up!
Curtis is barley able to drag himself over the apron of the broken ropes. He looks at Ryan who is trying to get the noose from his foot Ron hands the weapon to Curtis, and just as Ryan is about to get his foot free, Curtis connects with the hard shot from the weapon! The referee calls for the bell!
WINNERS and NEW TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS: Dirty Deal!!
Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, its now time for double fall, double titles!
King: Oh yeah! And double the action!
Cole: European and US Championships on the line. This is going to be awesome!
King: Oh yes! But not as cool as Steve Awesome.
Cole: *pauses* Did he pay you to say that?
King: Yeahso?
*Queen's Don't Stop Me Now blasts as XHF mainstay, Bongo, walks out with a big smile and waves to the cheering fans followed by his manager, Lazor-Tron, he then proceeds down the ramp and to the ring as his manager struts behind him.*
Cole: Well here is Bongo. The final Phoenix Champion.
As the opening guitar plays, the Xtremetron shows the silhouette of a woman with her hair blowing across her face and holding a playing card between the forefingers of her right hand, she flips it over in her fingers to reveal the Ace Of Spades, the symbol grows out of the card and gets larger with every repetition of the opening chords until it envelops the screen. Huge flame pyros explode either side of the ramp as cards begin to fall from the rafters. The lyrics to 'You Know My Name' by Chris Cornell begin as The Ace appears on stage. The Xtremetron shows The Ace superkick Kuroi off the bridge and crash through the spanish announce table but as he does so his image evaporates into many spade symbols...*
If you take a life, do you know what you give?
Odds are, you won't like what it is
When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me
By the merciless eyes I've deceived?
I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line...
*The Ace walks down through the shower of falling cards as the XtremeTron shows Spike Kane and Doc receiving Ace-Plants. Tara Fenix is shown receiving a Russian Roulette through the glass canvas and her image evaporates into spade symbols, out of the evaporation rises The Ace's bloody hand, grasping the X*Crown Championship...*
Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize, it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?
*The Ace gets to the foot of the ramp and the cards stop falling before entering the ring himself. He walks over to the adjacent turnbuckle, climbing the second rope...*
The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name...
*The Ace raises his arms...*
If you come inside, things will not be the same
When you return to the night
And if you think you've won
You never saw me change the game that we've all been playing...
*The Ace climbs down an he walks to the middle of the ring and the song fades...*
King: That card thing is cool..but I bet paper cuts are a huge possibility!
The arena is buzzing, and the fans are excited. Suddenly, without warning the opening riffs of "Assasin" by Muse hit and the lights start to flicker along with the riffs. Then, BOOM! A red pyro explodes as all the drums and guitars hit, and the speed picks up. After that, the drums, just the drums. As the smokes clears from the explosion, Mr. Fuji steps through the curtain, and he has a smug look on his face.
War is overdue
The time has come for you
To shoot your leaders down
Join forces underground
Lose control
Increasing pace
Warped and bewitched
Intention erased
Whatever they say
These people are torn
Wild and bereft
Assassin is born
Red Fusion steps through the curtain, and the fans go nuts with boos and cheers. Red is sporting his "Notorious" shirt, and has the European Championship strapped around his waist. He is wearing his shades, with black frame and dark red lenses. He and Mr. Fuji walk down the ramp towards the ring. Red removes his shades, and hands them to Mr. Fuji, who walks around to the side of the ring.
Oppose and disagree
Destroy demonocracy
Lose control
Increasing pace
Warped and bewitched
Intention erased
Whatever they say
These people are torn
Wild and bereft
Assassin is born
Red climbs into the ring, and removes the Championship from his waits, and hits the nearest turnuckle, and holds it up, pointing to it, and himself, screaming out into the crowd. He crosses the ring and hits the adjacent turnbuckle, doing the same. The flashes of cameras are going off, and Red hops down, and removes his shirt, tossing it into the crowd.
Cole: Well here comes Red Fusion, with yet another change in his entrance music.
King: Fun fact Cole, Red changes his music almost as much as Ive had sex with your mom.
Cole: What?
King: Opps.I wasnt supposed to say that.
Two fall, Two Title Triple Threat Match
(1st Fall European Title, 2nd Fall US Title)
Red Fusion vs. Bongo vs. The Ace
At the start of this match, all three men share quick glances back and forth as if there all contemplating who is going to strike first. It looks as if Ace would be the one, but he doesnt as he stops before Red looks straight at him. He seems to be mouthing something to Red and we start to get the picture as both Ace and Red shoot quick glances at Bongo. Ace counts down from three and they both make the motion to attack Bongo, but Ace stays back in his place as Bongo gets the better of Red, catching him with a quick big boot.
Cole: Damn Ace. What a tricky SOB.
King: That is that prime Smoking Ace style. Why get tired now? Let these two beat the hell out of each other and then make the pin after the two are done demolishing each other.
That was exactly what Jake Conway did. He stepped back a bit to allow Red and Bongo to wage war. By this time Bongo had Red in a side headlock. He pushed the European Champion towards the rope and when Red came back Bongo hit him with a back elbow. Red held his nose as Bongo hit a scoop slam on the champion. He goes for the cover but Red quickly kicks out.
Cole: Bongo is going to need more than that to pin the champion.
Bongo hits a nice big hip toss as Red drops straight on his back. Ace currently leans back in a corner watching the action, waiting for his perfect time to strike. Bongo is dragging Red up by his head but Red hits a few elbows to the midsection, and hits a nice suplex on the giant Destroyer! He drops down for the mount punches but Bongo gets his arms up to block and fights out of it. Red awaits Bongo to get up, and once he gets up Red irish whips the big man to the ropes, Red runs back towards the ropes as well looking for a shoulder block, but it only sends the big man stumbling back. Red tries another but he gets the same response. Red tries once more, but Bongo is able to block it with another big boot that sends the champion reeling, Bongo runs for it and nails a GIANT spear into the chest of Red Fusion!
Cole: Oh man! That was nuts!
King: Not even Ace can believe that one!
Ace stands in the corner looking completely shocked at the intensity of the spear. But Ace is a master opportunist and he doesnt stay shocked for long. Before Bongo can get up all the way, he explodes from the corner and hits a nice FameACEr on Bongo. Bongo hits face first and The Ace stands up to shout at the crowd.
Cole: That sneaky bastard! He cant win like that!
King: The hell he cant! He is The Ace!
Jake Conway spends some more time explaining how smart he is and when he finally turns around he catches a super kick from a very pissed Red Fusion! Red then covers Bongo! 1...2.3!
Winner of the first Fall and still European Champion: Red Fusion!
The Ace is beside himself. How dare Red steal his pin! He stands up and gets right in the face of Red Fusion. Red simply shoves Ace and Ace retaliates with a nice slap to the face of Red! This prompts a nice fist fight between the two as the both fling lefts and rights at each other unmercifully.
Cole: This thing has broken into a fight!
King: And why not? Red stole Aces pin! Red is going to get what he deserves now!
But now Bongo is back up! He steps into the mix as well! Red goes to take a swing but he gets caught by a choke slam! Ace takes some time to laugh at Red and gets his own choke slam as well! Bongo goes for the cover on Red! 1.2..kickout! Bongo moves over to Ace. 1.2..Kick Out! At this point in time both Ace and Red are both up and they both whip Bongo towards the ropes, Bongo comes back and both men send The Destroyer to the outside with a big back body drop!
Cole: Oh My God! The 72 Bongo the Destroyer just found out what its like to be hurdled through the air!
King: It took two men to do it, but Im sure Bongo will never forget that moment!
Red immediately kicks Ace in the midsection and begins to raise him up for the Bombshell but Ace manages to wriggle free! Jake Conway lands on his feet behind Red and quickly hits the Russian Roulette (The Stroke) and goes for the cover.
King: New US Champion!
Cole: This could be it!
1...2....................KICK OUT!
King: What?
Cole: No way!
Ace cant believe it either! Ace begins to pound the face of Red but Fusion seems to power out of it somehow. Once back to a standing base, he drills a kick to the midsection of Ace! Jake goes up, and then down with The Bombshell! The force of the move forces Ace out of the ring. From the other side of the Ring Bongo slips back into the ring and begins to pound on Red's back, Red gets knocked into the ropes as Bongo goes to whip him across the ring, but Red holds Bongo with his strength before pulling him in and hitting him with the The Firey Fall. Red makes the cover. 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!
Winnner and NEW United States Champion: RED FUSION!
Cole: Red Fusion did it! He is a double champion!
King: I cant believe it!
All the lights in the arena are shut off, as the intro to Lupe Fiascos Spaze Out echo throughout the arena. Green sparks suddenly fall from the ceiling all around the arena, creating a rain effect. The logo of The Punisher is lowered over the XtremeTron, covering it completely, as smoke emerges from the floor. The Higher Power Charlie Velez walks up the steps that are under the ramp, wearing a hooded trench coat, as he reaches the top and stands there, looking down at the floor. After a brief moment Charlie Velez lifts his head slowly, and begins to walk down the ramp, smoke covering the whole floor. Charlie Velez reaches the button of the ramp, and he stops, glaring around the arena full of XHF fans. Charlie looks up to the sky as the hood falls off his head. Charlie falls to his knees and holds his arms out and gives a tribute to his mentor Tatsumi Matsuzaka, as green firework type pyros shoot out in front of the XtremeTron. As The Punisher is on his knees his eyes are closed, he is mouthing the words from the Xtremist Bible. When hes finishing his words he slowly crosses his arms to form an X, as the smoke is beginning to clear from the arena. The pyro rain continues to fall, as Charlie Velez then walks up the ring steps, and then goes into the ring. Charlie Velez walks towards the turnbuckle across from him, and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. While Charlie stares at the camera, he begins to slide his hooded trench coat off of him. The ring announcer takes the hooded trench coat from out of the ring, and Charlie Velez then walks down the turnbuckle. Charlie looks at the fans and crosses his arms creating the Xtremist logo once again and holds it to his chest. He then turns his attention towards the entranceway, awaiting his opponent.
Cole: Here comes the champion.
King: Yea but will he be after tonight?
The house lights in the arena go low, a red hue of lights stay on and over the P.A. system we hear a voice.
"First you have to give up, first you have to know... not fear... know... that someday you are going to die."
You couldnt be, you couldnt be me even if you wanted to,
Everything Ive been through.
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life,
I wouldnt know
The intro for Hellyeah's "You wouldn't know" comes blaring over the sound system, the entrance ramp fills with smoke and we can see the silhouette of Price in the center of the smoke, his head tilted back looking up to the heavens his arms held out wide in the crucifix pose.
18 wheels are rolling,
18 wheels are crushing, Me down,
Running me down
Cars are crashing
Cars are crashin, all around me
Running me down,
As the song explodes into the guitar riff so does the stage red pyro shooting up towards the sky angled towards the ring. Price emerges from the smoke. He makes his way down the ramp He's wearing black thigh length shorts. Messiah of Hardcore written on the back of his shorts with a pattern of barbwire being the trim of the shorts. His right wrist taped up with black tape, his left wrist and fist heavily taped up also with black tape.
All my days are numbered,
All my days are grey,
All my skies are covered,
All my ends are frayed,
Price slaps a few fans hands as he passes by them. He climbs the ring steeps and climbs the outside turnbuckle to the 2nd rope.
You couldnt be, you couldnt be me even if you wanted to,
Everything Ive been through. You wouldnt know
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life,
I wouldnt know
As the song breaks into it's choirs the camera does a fly by of Price as he looks around the arena then throws his arms out wide once more into the crucifix pose with his head once more tilted up looking towards the heavens as if daring someone to strike him down. He slowly lowers his arms and then his head bringing his chin down to his chest as he looks around the arena at the fans then he leaps over the top rope into the ring and stretches his arms on the top rope.
Lightnings crashin
Thunders rolling all around me,
Bringin me down
Stars are falling,
Fires lighting all around me,
Burning me down
Cole: Price looking to take the gold tonight.
King: But does he have enough to overcome Velez?
X*Crown Title Match
Charlie Velez vs. Price
The referee takes the X*Crown belt and presents it to both competitors before handing it to the timekeeper as match bell is rung as the two men begin to circle the ring, they move in to lock up when a chorus of boos begin to feel the arena, both Price and Velez stop and look around, both spotting the course at the same time, as down the rampway is slowly walking Snake, Price and Velez watch him as he walks down to ringside and around the ring as the crowd members in the front row are shouting abuse at him, he ignores it as he soon reaches Cole and King at the announcers table, pulling up a chair and taking the free headphone set, all the while Price and Velez are watching.
Cole: Well it seems Snake is joining us, for whatever reason. To what do we owe this honour?
Snake: Yea youre damn right its an honour. They tried to leave the greatest XHF Champion in XHFs history off the cards tonight so I damn sure not going to let my millions of fans who all paid to see me down tonight.
King: And what an honour, its nice to have someone some decent announcing skills rather than having Cole.
Price is talking to the referee about Snake being there, but from behind Velez suddenly clubs him over his back before hooking his arms around Price and hitting him with a German suplex, Price lands hard on his back, as Velez quickly climbs to his feet and moves over to Price stomping him a few times on the chest, Velez moves away as Price holds his chest, Velez moves into the turnbuckle waiting for something, Price climbs onto his knees and at this point Velez runs in and catches him in the face with a drop him, Price falls backward, as Velez quickly makes the cover only to get a two count as Price kicks out. Velez pulls Price to his feet before throwing him into the corner following in with a bone shattering clothesline that makes Price slump in the corner as he slides down the turnbuckle. Velez suddenly turns his attention to Snake as he shouts at him are you watching.
Snake: See look at this, this man is suppose to be our X*Crown Champion? He cant even pay attention to the damn match!
Cole: He seems to be dominating at the moment.
King: Dont argue Cole!
Velez finally turns back to Price in the corner, he runs in but Price slides out from under him, but Velez has a enough time to readjust as he lands on the turnbuckle second rope, Price has staggered out into the middle of the ring still groggy, Velez turns around and waits as Price turns around, and leaps off at him as he does, but Price counters it with a dropkick into Velez chest as hes midair, as the crowd cheer wildly. Price has collapsed on the floor as Velez is holding his chest in pain, trying to climb to his feet, using the ropes he does, meanwhile Price as slowly climbed to his, Velez walks over to Price and delivers a hard chop to his chest, only to have Price return it, Velez fires back again with his own, as the two continue to exchange chops before Price starts to get the upper hand pushing Velez backwards as he continues to chop away at his chest, in desperation Velez sends his fist swinging at Price only to have it ducked with Price countering with a neckbraker.
Cole: Price is able to counter Velez.
Snake: Oh you think? What youre paid to tell us what we just seen?
King: Yea Cole, you see what I have to put up with?
Price sits up as he slowly gets to his feet, Velez is holding his neck as Price quickly begins to send stiff kicks into his neck area before mounting him and locking in a reverse chinlock, Velez screams in agony as he tries to claw his way to the ropes but with Price sitting on his back such efforts are wasted, Price continues to pull back on Velezs chin as he moves off Velez and begins to drop his knee repeatedly into Velezs lower back, each time making Velez scream in pain, after several knees Price finally lets him go. Price doesnt let up though as he soon drops a couple of elbows to Velezs back as he attempts to crawl away, before picking him up and throwing him in the corner, Price attempts to clothesline against the post but at the last moment Velez is able to slip out of the corner leaving Price to crash into the turnbuckle, he staggers out as Velez quickly turns him around hooks his head and slams it to the mat with the Closure.
Cole: Closure! Its got to be over here!
Snake: Call that a move? Ive seen four year olds deliver more impact.
Cole: Why the hell are you watching four year olds?
Snake: What are you applying?
King: God Cole cant you ever treat our guests nice?
Both men lay on the mat as the referee moves in to check on them both, he soon stands in the middle of the two and raises his hand signally the start of his ten count, onetwothreefoursome movement in Velez as he crawls towards PricefivesixVelez puts his arm over Price, the referee quietly slides in and counts onetwothr-Price kicks out as the crowd cheer wildly, Velez looks up in disbelief as he slams his fist on the mat in anger, Velez slowly climbing to his feet as he staggers about trying to keep his balance, clicking his neck trying to get the feeling back from earlier. Price has started to move as he uses the ropes to climb to his feet; meanwhile Velez has started to measure him up, Price is finally upright as he staggers into the middle of the ring turning around, as he does Velez grabs him looking to hit him with the Side Effect, but Price elbows him in the head several times to break free, Velez stumbles off as Price comes up behind him leaps up and hits him with the Pay Back driving his knees once again into Velezs back. Price crawls over to Velez and quickly covers him as the referee counts onetwothre-now its Velez turn to kick out at the last moment.
King: Price was so close!
Snake: Now see if that had been me I would of just won the match.
Cole: Yea I bet if it been you on the receiving end youd have just lost too
Snake: What did you say?
Cole: Nothing.
Snake: Damn right it was nothing I not here to listen to your sorry ass mouth running itself off. Who the hell do you think you are?
King: Show Snake some respect Cole he clearly better than you.
Price is back to his feet as Velez lies on the mat holding his back in pain, but his time on the floor is short lived as Price pulls him up and stands him up before kicking in the mid section looking for the Price Crash but as he grabs Velezs head Velez pushes him off into the ropes before leaping at him with a clothesline that takes both men to the outside of the ring, the crowd nearby stand up trying to see where they gone as both men lay on the mat on the outside. The referee moves to the ropes and checks on them before starting a count, onetwothreefourVelez has used the apron to get to his feetfivesix. Velez rolls back into the ring only to roll out of it again to the referees anger. By this time Price has climbed up to his feet using the barricade, Velez quickly comes up behind him and clubs him over the back before grabbing Price and running him towards the steps and launching him into the steps the force knocking the top half off. The referee count has reached seven as Velez rolls back into the ring only to roll out again, the referee abandons his counting as he follows Velez out of the ring.
Cole: Velez showing us just why hes the champion.
Snake: Champion? He won it by default he doesnt deserve it!
It seems Velez has heard these comments as he walks over the announce table and starts shouting at Snake, Snake is quickly on his feet shouting back, taking off the headphones as the two look near breaking point, the referee is trying to hold Velez back telling him to get back to the match, Velez eventually does as Snake sits down again replacing his headset. Velez moves back to Price who is crawling away, Velez pulls him to his feet dragging him a bit, before suddenly running with him and throwing him over the announce table right into Snake, knocking him off his chair as Cole and King run for cover, the referee is shouting at Velez as he laughs, collecting Price up and throwing him back into the ring before taunting to the crowd. King and Cole return to the announce table as Snake is getting back to his feet.
Cole: Seems Velez didnt take kindly to your words.
King: That was just disrespectful Snake take a seat and-
Snake: That son of a bitch!
Snake throws down his headphone set as he walks around ringside and grabs Velezs X*Crown title, back in the ring Velez is taunting Price, before beginning to stalk him, behind him Snake has slipped into the ring to a another chorus of boos, Velez looks around as Snake runs at him and clocks him with the X*Crown belt, the referee calls for the bell, as Snake stands over Velezs fallen body. Price is gathering himself together before turning around and seeing Snake standing over Velez with the referee shouting at Snake who is ignoring him, continuing to look down at Velez, Price walks over to Snake and shoves him asking him what the hell he doing, Snake seems to take offence to being shoved as he takes a few steps back before launch at Price with the title connecting with his head. The referee calls for the bell again before the announcement is made.
WINNER: DRAW due to outside interference.
Cole: What the hell? Snake just ruined what was a great match.
King: He was provoked.
Cole: Provoked? He brought it on himself; well I hope hes happy after taking down two people who just fought in a match that could have been the match of the night if it werent for that bastard!
King: Its called picking your spot.
Cole: You mean taking advantage of two people who are exhausted, what a coward Snake is!
Snake looks down at the fallen bodies on the floor, before looking at the X*Crown Title in his hand, raising it in the air as the crowd boo heavily, he laughs evilly as he looks to put the title over Charlie, before having second thoughts, again looking at the title, before gently placing it over his shoulder, he stares at it for a moment before walking towards the ropes and exiting the ring, the X*Crown Title still over his shoulder and he walks up the ramp and leaves the arena, with the title in hand, a title that isnt his as the scene fades out to commercials.
The start of Soilwork's "Nerve" comes over the PA, the guitar and drums seem to build slowly, the lights move with the beat, colors flashing on and off, the refraining beat hits after about 30 seconds cueing pyro's to go off flashing in the entrance, then the lyrics come in
"Call it liberation or frustration,
As it hits like a bomb.
Tearing you apart as you're first in line,
Entering the zone.
Watch how it runs,
A nerve wrecking resistance.
Watch how it burns,
A venomous *****'s getting formed."
As the chorus hits AJ Phoenix emerges from the back in his wrestling attire. Black one quarter tights with blue chinese dragons curled around and A and a J going from the back and front along both sides. He has black knee pads and black boots with black kick pads, they also have blue chinese dragons on them, his wrists and hands are also taped up, and over the top he wears a long black coat with a hood with the sleeves cut off, on the back there is an airbrushed blue dragon, and around his waist is the XHF world heavyweight title belt
"You've traveled a long way to get here,
And now its waking you up...
Waking you up!
Walk straight, for a final solution.
Walk straight, dont you be so cold.
Walk straight, with a clear resolution.
I'll state my case and never turn."
AJ makes his way down to the ring seemingly all business, his hood over his head so we can only see his soaking wet hair flowing down the front and sides of his face, he gets to the ring and stands looking at it before flipping the hood back and spitting out a large amount of water that seems to glow blue under the lights, he leaps onto the ring apron with one jump and gets into the ring before putting his arms out to the side revealing the world title more clearly, AJ takes his long jacket off and undoes the XHF title handing it to the official
"Watch how it runs, watch how it burns,
And its all a deception.
Break it and learn, there's no return,
For a presence like mine.
You've traveled a long way to get here..
Its getting all so clear now all the things at least,
An elapse of conscious progress will last forevermore.
My courageous insanity follows,
An infinite time.
I'll be attaching the world,
On my shoulders.
Without a look inside,
Inside."
Cole: Heres AJ Phoenix our XHF Champion.
King: And he learned how to spell!
Cole: That was like ... months ago...
King: So? Hes not Mongo hence I dont care.
**The lights in the arena go out. Just as the fans go silent, music can start being heard from the arena's sound system. As the thumping of the song beings, the lights start to flash with it. The song then begins to pick up it's pace as words can be heard along with instrumental. Just then a figure emerges from behind the curtains. He begins walking down the ramp, walking at a slow pace so he can feed on the energy given to him from the song and fans.**
There's a shadow just behind me
Shrouding every step I take
Making every promise empty
Pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking buttler
Who upon the finger rests
Murder now, the pattern called "must we"
Just because the son has come
Jesus,wont you fucking whistle ?
Something but the past and done
Jesus, wont you fucking whistle
Something but the past and done
**Harold stops halfway in the middle of the entrance ramp. As he begins looking to his left. Shaking his head in acceptance from the fans. Then he turns to his right. Again shaking his head in appreciation to the fans cheering him on. Then he turns his head back to the ring and beings walking toward the ring again, taking his time before he reaches the ring steps**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
**As he finally gets on the apron. He walks the ledge alittle before putting his left leg over the top and getting in the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in all the energy given from the fans. As his theme song continues to play on the sound system**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
**Harold puts his hand on the top rope and pulls back. Then begins pounding on his chest and pulls forward, releasing his arm in the air. Simultaneously all four turnbuckles explode with pyro, that nearly deafens the front row of fans.**
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start things over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
**Harold retreats back to his corner, waiting for the match to get underway.**
King: You can be sober ... STOP DRINKING! Freaking moron.
Cole: At least he has pants on...
*You're sentenced to 6 months without parole.
Welcome prisoner number 6655321.
I will get my revenge, I stand alone.
Two red pyros go off on stage forming an X. "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits the PA. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed in an X formation in front of his face. He has a chain wrapped around his left arm. He slowly spreads his arms apart. Mr. X has a look of determination on his face. He then walks down to the ring, never changing his attitude. He climbs into the ring by grabbing the top rope and pulling himself onto the apron and then stepping over the top rope. He unravels the chain from around his arm and starts to laugh. He hangs the chain in the corner and then tightens his gloves as he awaits the match to start.*
Cole: He scares me.
King: He scars me ... mentally.
Cole: I said scares.
King: Oh sorry, Im dyslexic.
Cole: Oh ... ok.
King: ...
Cole: Wait ... ... what?
*Forgive Me by Versus the World plays as Gravedigger's Xtremetron video plays as the opening words hit.
Red eyes just keep my heart beating
your secrets safe with me
just drive, Ive broken our mirror
so our past wont look so tempting
GD walks out to the ramp looking happy and cocky as ever, and eggs the crowd on with the cheers. GD quickly walks down to the ring prepping himself for the match that is about to occur, meanwhile fully acknowledging his fans every step of the way. GD slides into the ring as the camera pans away from the usual close up shot.
Ill swing here, Ill hang from this rope
Just at least until theyve found me
Stay Close dear, the note on the floor says
I wish that you were here
GD climbs up to the turnbuckle and strikes his classic pose, with his arms out stretched in a what now? position, as sparks ignite from the top, and begin falling down from all side of the ring, as the camera begins to pan back in on the man that is simply known as GD. GD gets down off the turnbuckle and waits in the ring for his opponent to enter the ring and the match to begin as the sparks stop falling from the top.*
King: YOU LOSER!
Cole: He hasnt even BEEN here for two years. This is a testament to his skill and legacy to be here right now. The man is a former world champ! And one of the best X*Crown champs ever!
King: Wait ... you mean this guy has been here before?
Cole: Just ... just stop.
*The lights all quickly flicker out now, as the bass and guitar begin to kick in with the song of What Have You Done by Within Temptation, featuring Keith Caputo begins to come in the background. The blue lights cause a reflection all around the arena as the crowd boos waiting for the arrival of Tara Fenix. The voice of Keith Caputo and Sharon den Adel are heard, as the opening lyrics were heard shouted over the audio system.
What have you done now?
The instrumentals begin to pick up a little more, as the crowd boos louder waiting for Tara still. The XtremeTron is showing clips of famous matches that Tara had competed in many coming in at a time. Signs for the dominant female are held high as the camera looks over as many as possible before the vocals continue with just Keith Caputo now.
I know I better stop trying
You know that there's no denying
I won't show mercy on you now
Sharons voice could be heard in the background now as the song continued. But still Tara Fenix had not emerged! The crowd kept waiting as the lights began to brighten a little more each time the vocals had risen a bit more higher.
I know I should stop believing
I know that there's no retreating
It's over now
What have you done?
The music dies down a little bit, and the lights can be seen slowly dimming.
What have you done now?
I've been waiting for someone like you
But now you are slipping away
(What have you done now?)
Why? Why does fate make us suffer?
There's a curse between us
Between me and you.
Fireworks begin to shoot off at the stage, and the entire crowd goes completely insane at the emergence of Tara Fenix! Her hand was raised in the air, showing off the devil horns. Her name was booed throughout the entire arena as she began to make her way down to the ring, dressed in her wrestling attire and sunglasses were hiding her face.
While the words What have you done? keep repeating over the audio system, Tara continues to make her way down to the ring looking out at the crowd that was still booing her, and a couple flipping her off. There was the occasional whistle out from the men, and some lesbian women that were out there because you couldnt deny the beauty of Tara.
Would you mind if I killed you?
Would you mind if I tried to cause you have
Turned into my worst enemy?
You carry hate that I feel
It's over now
What have you done?
Tara climbs the steel steps and walks towards the middle of the apron of the ring, hooking both her arms around the top rope as she stares out at the crowd. She mumbles a couple words to herself, slurs out to the crowd out of disrespect, as the crowd continues to stare, but as the words continue to go through the entire arena she finally turns towards the ring and goes between the top and middle ropes, giving a small leap to get through. She goes to the side of the ring closest to the commentating table, reaching through to get a bottled Aquafina water.
She comes back through and brings one foot onto the bottom rope, and one onto the middle while she keeps one hand on the top rope and the other holds her hand high with the bottle of water still in hand. After coming away from the rope, she opens the bottle of water and pours a little over herself before taking a quick drink out of it and tossing it out among the crowd, the water spiraling through the air since she had failed to close it. She leans against the turnbuckle and raises her hand into the air before waiting for the match to start.*
Cole: Heres Tara.
King: Go back to the kitchen.
Cole: Dont you ever say anything nice?
King: Sure ... Mongo is next right? Wait for that.
*The lights in the arena go down to black. Suddenly two giant pyros shoot off from either side of the stage as the crowd is slammed into the chorus of Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King. The Xtremetron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on with shots of Mongo's career within the phoenix. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out accompanied by his bodyguard Mr. T under the large X above them. Mongo is wearing the Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist. Mr. T goes up to the fans and lets them know just how much he pities them as he and Mongo make their way to the ring.*
Golden Pyramid Match for the XHF Title
AJ Phoenix vs. Gravedigger vs. Tara vs. Hardcore Harry vs. Mr. X vs. Mongo
The six fighters all begin to scout their opposition as they take in the surroundings. The ladders from the ring fifteen feet above them are lowered and sit one hanging over the center of the left ring, one over the center of the right ring. High above the third ring hangs the coveted title. The bell rings. Before anyone can blink, two of the fighters dash at two others. Mr. X beelines for Mongo and clotheslines him over the ropes and into the right ring. Mongo rolls to his feet and glares at X who laughs ready to inflict some pain. Harry has charged at Gravedigger who is caught off guard by this show of early aggression towards him and gets tackled to the mat hard. Harry quickly rolls out of the ring and grabs a ladder and hurls it into the ring. AJ seizes this chance and sets the ladder and runs up the ladder to grab the rope ladder from the top ring. Tara wastes no time smirking and chasing him. Harry rolls into the ring oblivious and just grabs the ladder and stalks GD. Mr. X and Mongo now stand toe to toe insulting each other face to face. X slaps Mongo which elicits a thunderous right hand from the owner. X rolls to his feet holding his jaw then snickers yelling Give me more glorious pain. Mongo obliges and sends a hard left hand. X reels back then pops right back at Mongo and points to his jaw. Mongo again shakes his head at what he feels is stupidity and hits a right hand. X breathes in deep and seems content as he now blocks the next punch and levels Mongo with a hard pulling clothesline.
Cole: Mr. X is just sick ... sick!
King: I for once agree with you.
AJ has reached the top ring and rolls under the ropes. Tara is quick to follow. AJ looks around but realizes hes forgotten to look where the ladders where in this ring. Tara seems uncaring about that at this juncture in the match and instead whistles to AJ. AJ and Tara now begin circling each other letting the tension grow. GD is meanwhile shaking out the kinks after being clocked in the head by a ladder. He shows some of the trademark resiliency as he continues to evade Harry who continues to swing the ladder wildly. GD rolls under a swing and comes up next to Harry who pulls back on the ladder. GD ducks it and then drops to a split when it flies by him as Harry has spun 360 degrees. Gravedigger is huffing as he seems to be getting sick of this. Finally Harry tries an overhead ram but GD drops just enough for the ladder to go over his shoulder since Harry is taller and then kicks Harry in the stomach as he approaches him. Harry hunches over and the ladder falls off to the side. Mr. X is now stomping a mud hole in Mongo after a play possum and low blow combination. He spies the ladder and lets out what can only be described as a cackle. He steals the ladder and places it in the turnbuckle vertically. GD hits a quick DDT on Harry to buy some time to gain his breath after that long dodge session. AJ and Tara are in the middle of a savage collar and elbow tie up as neither will give up position and yield to the other. They continue to move across the third ring in a stalemate. Finally AJ sweeps the legs and falls on top of Tara.
King: Oh hes got her in a familiar position.
Cole: So uncalled for.
They continue to roll around trying to stay on top but inevitably falling. Finally AJ gets the top and puts his legs in the ropes to stabilize then drops down with knees to the gut of Tara. He tries again but she puts her feet into his gut and pushes him free of the tie-up and rolling back onto the mat. They both nip up. Meanwhile GD has Harry securely in a sleeper hold. Harry is fighting ... or rather running back and forth trying to get GD off by repeatedly slamming him into the corners. GD finally is able to drop to the mat and hold Harry down. But Harry elbows him and ducks behind with a hammer lock. GD goes behind him with a waist lock. He tries a German Suplex but Harry holds the ropes to prevent it and ducks behind with one of his own. GD flips out of the suplex and lands on his feet with a rear naked choke locked in. Harry runs at the ropes hard and holds them as GD is sent sprawling from the bounce momentum. Harry pounces on him and locks in a side leg lock. GD uses the ropes to balance and pulls to his feet and rolls forward sending Harry over him and crashing to the mat releasing the hold. GD immediately grabs the legs and tries to lock in the Breaking Point. Mongo and X are brawling back and forth with reckless abandon. Fists fly and feet fly as they just lay a hurting on each other. Finally Mongo hits a huge big boot to Mr. X. Harry is squirming to avoid the hold but GD finally cinches it in and sits back. Harry grits his teeth and bares the pain. Mongo picks up X and hits a huge clothesline holding the arm. He then pulls X up and tries to whip him into the ladder but X stands his ground and instead whips Mongo hard into the opposite turnbuckle chest first. Mongo bounces back and X whips him hard into the ladder back first. Mongo hits the ladder and his feet come off the ground. X charges to sandwich Mongo but Mongo is too quick and rolls away letting X crash face first into the ladder. X just grins and laughs. Mongo now grabs him by the arm and pulls him away and then whips him from point blank smack into the ladder again. Tara and AJ have just broken another standing tie up and now back off to charge each other. They both have the same idea and leap for a dropkick crashing feet together and flipping backwards. They land on their feet and Tara tries a spinning roundhouse but AJ drops and tries a spinning sweep. Tara leaps to avoid it then leap frogs AJ. AJ spins and is greeted with a dropsault.
Cole: What the heck. I can barely follow this.
King: Go Mongo!
Tara waits as AJ stands and she hits an arm drag. AJ leaps up and returns the favor in kind. Tara nips up and hits a hip toss. AJ rolls through and hits a back body drop. Both fighters stand and circle each other. They charge and clothesline each other both crashing to the mat holding their necks. They again roll up quickly and grapple. Tara gets an advantage and hits a quick hurricanrana and holds the leg. Instead of a pin she rolls off AJ and uses the momentum to lock in a spinning toe hold. AJ pulls in his leg and kicks Tara hard in the jaw sending her off. AJ rolls up and charges. He slides between her legs and pulls them out sending Tara face first to the ground. She pushes up on her hands and lunges forward out of his reach and rolls up again. This time AJ is leaping onto the middle rope. He springboards off it and flips over her as she charges and plants her with a reverse DDT. Tara rolls off holding her neck but stands up only to get a hard knife edge chop across her chest as all the female fans gasp then boo. Tara however hauls off and kicks AJ square between the legs. AJ cringes and falls over. Tara charges the ropes and hurtles them. She grabs the rope ladder and slides down it before leaping off at about seven feet from the ring and lands with a double foot stomp on Harrys back inside the Breaking Point. GD breaks the hold and clobbers her with a clothesline as she tries to take advantage of the submission. Tara hits the mat more shocked at the backfire than hurt. GD however helps her up and hits a power slam onto Harrys body. Mongo is meanwhile ramming Xs face onto a rung of the ladder. He pulls X out and whips him off the ropes. He hits him with a shoulder barge. X rolls to his feet and Mongo comes flying again with a lariat. X this time rolls up and greets a running Mongo with a grab of the throat and choke slam. Mongo lies there face up holding his back. X backs up and looks ready for a running leg drop but AJ leaps onto the top rope of the upper ring and dives off with a corkscrew attack as X leaps and ends up in a cross body attack on X as X lands leg first on Mongo. The crowd shouts Holy Shit!
Cole: AJ seems to want to die.
King: Good! But next time use a noose like everyone else and dont take Mongo with you!
AJ, X and Mongo lie motionless in the right ring as GD beckons Tara to stand. Harry lies holding his stomach in that ring with them. Tara rolls to her feet and GD sends a stiff kick to the gut of Tara who hunches over. GD turns her and tries for the Shattered Soul but she pushes up and hits a flipping reverse DDT on GD. She leaps quickly with a hand stand leg drop. GD lurches up and Tara simply grabs him and hits the Fenix Wings #1 on Harrys body. She turns and is greeted by a springboard dropkick from ring 2 to ring one square in her face from AJ Phoenix. AJ rolls to his feet and hits a senton splash onto the piled bodies of Harry and GD. He then grapples Tara and tries for a hip toss but she hooks his leg and hits a step up enzuigiri. Tara kicks him in the chest twice before being absolutely knocked out of her pants (not literally much to the chagrin of the male fans) by Mr. X spearing through her. X mounts Tara and begins hitting sledgehammer like punches to her busting her lip open. Mongo has rolled out of the ring and to the floor below. He pops up holding a bug spray container and a lighter and blasts Mr. X right in the chest with the makeshift flamethrower.
King: Thats our boss, always the quick thinker.
Cole: Note to self, dont piss off Mongo.
Mr. X screams in excrutiating pain. The fire is also burning the head and chest of Tara as she struggles to free herself. Finally Mongo is stopped as Gravedigger is up and hits a huge knee lift to the face. Gravedigger tosses the items away from the ring and begins beating Mongo with a flurry of chops and fists. He taunts Mongo with the signature What Now and smirk and then hits a huge superkick to the face dropping Mongo hard. GD now charges Mr. X and hits a dropsault sending X back and GD landing on Tara. GD roars in approval as he turns his attention to the champ and stalks him. AJ is to his feet but greeted by a flying corkscrew elbow in midair. GD rolls to his feet and hits AJ with a dropkick as he stands. AJ stands again and GD chops him then hits a snap suplex. He rolls through into a second one. As he stands for the third Harry leaps off the top rope taking AJ right out of GDs hands. GD turns and sends a right hand to Harry. Harry retaliates with one of his own. He fires another and a third. GD is now reeling as Harry boots him in the face. Mongo is slowly rolling to his feet and Mr. X is gasping for breath clutching his charred chest. Harry laughs and pulls a flask from his tights and gulps some. Harry spits the drink in Mongos eyes then turns and hits a knife edge chop on Mr. X. Mr. X grabs him and hits a huge headbutt as Harry rolls out of the ring. X and Mongo now come together again as Mongo sends a fist to the chest. X boots him in the gut. He hooks him for the DDX but Mongo sends an hard elbow to the neck. He hits a second, then finally a third and breaks the hold. He then lifts Mr. X for the Xtreme Edge! But ... as he does he leaves his face wide open for Harry to blast with brass knuckles on his right fist. Mongo falls as X lands on his feet and turns smack into a brass knuckle shot. X however simply stumbles back and begs for another. Harry charges and hits a few left jabs to stun X before unloading another shot from the knucks. X looks spaced out and Harry hooks for the cobra clutch choke slam and drops X on his knee. Tara leaps at him but he simply catches her and hits the running choke bomb. He grabs a shaken up Mongo now looking to finish his momentum shift with the Resolution but Gravedigger swings over Mongos back and hits Harry in the face with a shovel!
Cole: Could it ... could it be? THE SHOVEL OF PA...
King: *SMACK!* No! No one speaks of the shovel! Bitch.
GD now rams the spade into Mongos spine as Mongo drops flat to the mat holding his back. GD sees Mr. X running at him but pulls the shovel back hitting Tara in the gut as she was sneaking up behind him on accident then jams the spade into the chest of Mr. X. GD lifts it to strike again but AJ leaps up grabbing each side and uses the handle to throttle GD. GD struggles to push the shovel away but AJ holds it. While choking GD AJ uses him as a weapon to send his head smacking Xs head knocking him to the mat. GD collapses to one knee. He tries to pull AJ over his head but AJ sits and puts a knee in GDs back. Finally GD goes limp and AJ dropkicks him sending him sprawling face first to the mat and the shovel out of the ring. AJ turns his attention to ring 2 and hurtles the ropes. He sets up the ladder once again and starts to climb toward the rope ladder. Tara however leaps to the ropes and springs up and kicks the ladder sending AJ flying over the ropes and crashing onto the barricade and herself falling onto the ladder arching her back. Harry is the first shovel victim up and moves to the second ring by climbing the turnbuckle and walking across to the opposite one. He then leaps and hits a leg drop on Tara on the ladder. He then sits up holding his ass in pain. Mr. X slowly stands up. Rather than take advantage of the carnage in ring 2 he picks up GD and tosses him over the two sets of ropes into ring 2 where he skids up to Harry and Tara. Fans are trying to cheer AJ back to health as one gives him a soda in the front row as he falls off the barricade. Mr. X now stalks Mongo and locks in the X-ecution. Mongo howls out in pain as his back is bleeding in a crescent strip from the shovel spade. X just sits back and tries to inflict as much pain as humanly possible.
Cole: Maybe Mongos too old for this.
King: Well at least theres no medieval weaponry under there this time.
Cole: I kinda wanted to see a ballista.
King: *slap* Quiet you!
Harry slowly gets to his feet and sets up the ladder. He gets on it and slowly advances. GD grabs the ladder and tries to shake Harry free but cant so he slowly crawls up the ladder behind Harry still out of breath. Mr. X just keeps it cinched in and tries to make Mongo faint from pain. Mongo is slowly clawing his way to the ropes and is tapping like mad. Harry has reached the rope ladder as GD slowly gets to the top of the regular one. Tara sprints up the ladder and spears Harry. Harry hangs on with one hand to the rope ladder as Tara holds Harrys pants ... which unbutton and fall off sending Tara to the mat and Harry is left in his tights. Harry tries to regain his composure but GD grabs his leg and pulls hard and Harry falls down onto the top of the ladder. GD then hooks him and suplexes him off the ladder. Tara now is up and climbs to the rope ladder. Mr. X has released the hold and set up a ladder in ring 1. He is also now ascending to the third ring. Tara reaches the ring first and X is right behind her. The two stare each other down. Meanwhile AJ is finally up and now slowly limping his way up the ladder in ring one. GD slowly gets to his knees and he and Harry on their knees begin to throw fists at one another. AJ slowly ascends to ring 3 and now reaches ring 3. Mr. X charges Tara who hits a quick roll to get behind him and then a kick to the ribs. She then hits three hard echoing kicks to the thigh of Mr. X (a la CM Punk). X grabs his leg and tries to fight her off but she hits a jaw buster and then runs off the ropes for a move but AJ catches her with a back body drop sending Tara over the ropes and crashing onto Mongo in ring 1. AJ charges and flips over X with a neckbreaker in the sitting position. Gravedigger has reached his feet and now sends a kick to the sternum of Harry. Harry tries to fight him off only to get another kick. Mr. X rolls onto his stomach to try and push to his feet but AJ springs to the top rope and hits the Flaming Spiral! AJ looks all around to find the ladder in ring 3.
Cole: He needs the ladder!
King: A half hour in and we have finally reattained ring three ... and no ladder.
Harry pokes GD in the eyes and stands up. He hits a clubbing blow to the back. GD drops to his knees. Harry hits another clubbing blow. GD pops out of nowhere with a hard kick and lifts Harry up! SKY HIGH SKY HIGH SKY HIGH! Harry lays flat on his back motionless as GD has laid him out. Tara slowly gets up in ring 1 and GD sees this. He goes to meet her and is greeted with a slap to the face. AJ has found the ladder attached to the side of the apron and pulls it into the ring. Before he can use it though X is up and boots it smack into AJs face. X looks at him wanting to add more pain but then looks up and points to the title. He sets up the ladder making sure its set and secure. He then slowly makes his way up. AJ uses all his energy to pull up on the ladder to his feet. He then hits X in the leg as he tries to stand on the ladder. He hits him again deadening the leg. X leaps off with a double axe handle sending AJ flat to the mat. Mr. X now tries to beat the blood back into his leg. GD grabs Tara and choke tosses her into ring 2. She crawls to the ladder trying to climb it but GD laughs. He will have none of that. He clubs her on the back. She collapses into the ladder. He grabs her head and slams it viciously into the rung. He does it a second time. Finally he hits it a third time before scaling the other side. He pulls her up to the top and sets for the Free Fall but she quickly headbutts him in the gut and hits a low blow. She then looks down and hits the Nymph leaving GD unconscious next to Harry. Mongo is still out cold in ring one and in no condition to fight. X has finally recovered. He begins to climb the ladder. He makes it to the top and reaches up. AJ however also climbs up and X sends a punch to his face. AJ retaliates and X nearly falls.
Cole: Careful up there!
King: This is a great match. GET UP MONGO!
X launches another right hand and now AJ teeters on the edge of the ladder. X reaches for the belt but AJ clubs him and X skids down the ladder to his feet on the floor. He pushes the ladder and it falls. AJ leaps off and lands next to the ropes. X charges but AJ ducks and sends him over the top rope with a back body drop. X lands on the apron. AJ sprints off the ropes as X stands. AJ jumps over the ropes and catches X with a throwback! They fall off the apron with the move. X lands stomach first on the ladder as AJ lands in a leg drop on the necks of GD and Harry. He grabs his leg in pain but X falls off the ladder and lands on top of AJ contorting his body as all four lay motionless on the mat. Tara slowly makes her way into the ring. She climbs up to the rope ladder. Mongo has finally made it to his feet and is also going up the ladder. Tara makes it to ring 3 first. Mongo slowly gets there. Tara is up the ladder! She reaches for the belt when Mongo runs into the ring and spears the ladder. Tara is hanging from the belt. Mongo grabs her leg and tries to pull her down but he pulls the belt with her and it lands on her chest.
Winner and new XHF Champion: Tara Fenix at 38 minutes
Mongo looks in disbelief as Tara looks even more in shock as she looks at her new championship, before hugging it dearly as the XHF copyright logo appears on the screen as we are out of here.
